Argh You Garbage? w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

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• 0:00H. Foley?

  Whoa, New York City, New York, the Army of Garbage Tour is coming home to the Big Apple, baby. Round up the squad in all the tri-state area, Long Island, I'm looking at you. Come on out and see the boys.

• 0:13Speaker 01

  Yes, uh, November 13th, we're gonna be at Gotham Comedy Club. We're doing two shows. These will sell out very fast, so get your tickets and we'll see you there. AreYouGarbage.com, love ya.

• 0:23Speaker 02

  Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.

• 0:42H. Foley?

  Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage? It's that little show, we sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find out if they're good to be classy.

• 0:54Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 0:55H. Foley?

  Or just a big ol' piece of trash.

• 0:56Speaker 01

  Trash, trash, trash.

• 0:57H. Foley?

  I'm your host, H. Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here with Tooties.

• 1:02Speaker 01

  Oh, nice.

• 1:03H. Foley?

  She just made a big decision in life. She has switched over her McDonald's order to a Foley-O-Fish and a Strawberry Fanta.

• 1:14Speaker 01

  Sweet.

• 1:15H. Foley?

  More on that later. My co-host is coming at you from across the table, so we call a family episode, just the boys, the bozos, and the homies, just the way we like it. Kevin James Ryan, everybody.

• 1:27Speaker 01

  Hey, thanks a lot, black ass. That's your pirate name. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I have, we have, for the audio listener, H. Foley's currently wearing an eye patch. You didn't, I did not stutter or misspeak there, he has on an eye patch.

• 1:44H. Foley?

  I do, not a prescribed one.

• 1:46Speaker 01

  One we just got off CVS.

• 1:47H. Foley?

  Yes, because you wouldn't let me wear sunglasses on the thing, because you're worried that people would think I'm on drugs, which I understand.

• 1:52Speaker 01

  No, no, no, no, no, I'm not worried about that. I know that would have happened, I just did not want to deal with that, with you, reading those comments. I just bought myself two weeks of not going to therapy. Um, shout out to the motherfucking, shout out, first of all, thanks for tuning in.

• 2:08H. Foley?

  Corneal abrasion.

• 2:09Speaker 01

  As always, please make sure you rate, view, subscribe on iTunes, full video available on YouTube, full video available over there on Spotify, the boys are climbing the frickin' charts, then obviously the greatest website of all time, www.patreon.com/areyougarbage, you go over there, you get all that bonus content, gang.

• 2:24H. Foley?

  Give me juicy, hard feelings. And a corneal abrasion.

• 2:30Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 2:31H. Foley?

  Crossed my eye.

• 2:32Speaker 01

  How'd that happen?

• 2:33H. Foley?

  I don't know.

• 2:34Speaker 01

  No idea? Can we get the reasons for a corneal, the eye doctor did not give you any reason?

• 2:40H. Foley?

  Well, um, I had slept with my contacts a couple of weeks ago, but wore a condom. Which camera? Hello? Luke? Um, and, uh, got a little scratch, you know, that happens sometimes, it went away, I've been using a lot of Lumify, which they say is not really that great for certain people, um, because your eye gets addicted to it. Slept with the fan on me pretty close to the bed two nights ago.

• 3:07Speaker 01

  It's not the fan, guy, you've been complaining about this since we were in California.

• 3:12H. Foley?

  It just got worse, yeah. Um, and then when I woke up yesterday morning, it was excruciating, went to a city MD, or sorry, an urgent care in Brooklyn, talk about that more on Patreon, um, and he thought there was a contact in there. So, he was digging around in my eye, and turns out, that wasn't the best move.

• 3:36Speaker 01

  Knuckle deep in ya.

• 3:37H. Foley?

  They're not doctors over there, too, you know that. Nurse practitioners.

• 3:43Speaker 01

  You are, you are, you are in no position to shit on anybody professionally at the moment.

• 3:49H. Foley?

  I'm here, we're working.

• 3:51Speaker 03

  You're batting five for five on corneal abrasion causes.

• 3:54Speaker 01

  Well, yeah.

• 3:55H. Foley?

  Oh, there you go.

• 3:56Speaker 03

  Foreign objects and debris. Physical trauma and accidental pokes.

• 4:00Speaker 01

  Emotional trauma.

• 4:01Speaker 03

  Contact lens complications, forceful eye rubbing, which you do a lot of, underlying eye and medical conditions.

• 4:09H. Foley?

  Yes.

• 4:10Speaker 01

  And all around mental retardation.

• 4:14H. Foley?

  Something my strata can't fix. Um, yeah, so that's where we're at. So this is day one, theoretically.

• 4:20Speaker 01

  How long you gonna milk this for?

• 4:22H. Foley?

  Couple of weeks.

• 4:24Speaker 01

  It's fucking 23rd. That goddamn corneal abrasion I told you about, T?

• 4:30H. Foley?

  Fucking Mondami screwed me.

• 4:32Speaker 01

  That is, that is a very, uh, Sopranos-esque ailment. Well, T, you know he's got the corneal abrasion, he hasn't been the same since the corneal abrasion.

• 4:41H. Foley?

  And the sciatica.

• 4:43Speaker 01

  Yeah. Well, you know, we're happy to have you here.

• 4:46H. Foley?

  Thanks, pal.

• 4:47Speaker 01

  Thanks for, hey, look me in the eye when you do that, okay? Hey, I eat that.

• 4:52H. Foley?

  Um, yesterday was excruciating pain. Today, it's at like a seven or an eight.

• 4:57Speaker 01

  What are you, what are you humming at usually? Six and eight?

• 5:00H. Foley?

  It's like I have bees in my brain, doc. I had a pretty good zinger with the, uh, with the optometrist.

• 5:08Speaker 01

  I'm sure this is gonna go over.

• 5:09H. Foley?

  Sweet guy, Dr. Newman, Upper East Side, how you doing? He goes, so what seems to be the problem? Now, my eye looks like I got a maraschino cherry in it.

• 5:17Speaker 01

  Sat on my nuts. The fuck you think the problem is, doc?

• 5:22H. Foley?

  I go, my ankle's killing me. Missed.

• 5:25Speaker 01

  It's why you think it's a first.

• 5:28H. Foley?

  Anywho. Yeah. A very good lesson on recovery, sitting in the discomfort, there's nothing I can do. So I had to sit in the discomfort. Good, not a manifestation, personification, as you will.

• 5:50Speaker 01

  Great. Happy to hear.

• 5:52H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 5:53Speaker 01

  Um, well, you know, we, we wish you, we wish you a speedy recovery.

• 5:56H. Foley?

  What, am I going on vacation or something? You're, you're wishing me well like I'm retiring. I'm gonna fucking see you tomorrow, and you're buying me lunch.

• 6:05Speaker 01

  You sure about that?

• 6:06H. Foley?

  I don't know. I don't know where you think you're going, which us is speedy recovery.

• 6:10Speaker 01

  What?

• 6:11H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 6:12Speaker 01

  No, wish you a speedy, oh, the guy, we've done, we've done this show 700 times, I think, including Patreon, I've never sat across from you with an eye patch, so, this is in par for the course.

• 6:23H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm. I should probably spend the weekend down at the summer house and fucking, you know, the country home, to recover.

• 6:31Speaker 01

  You got one of those, is that Patty's?

• 6:33H. Foley?

  No, it's talking about your place.

• 6:34Speaker 01

  Close the pool up for.

• 6:35H. Foley?

  Talking about your place.

• 6:37Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 6:38H. Foley?

  You got that lumber going on.

• 6:39Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 6:40H. Foley?

  Nice rolling fire.

• 6:41Speaker 01

  I tried, I bought an eye patch one time as a kid, we were hanging out, I was probably seven or eight, I was at a, we rode our bikes too far from like where I lived, like this is when like we weren't allowed on main streets, it was like, stay in the neighborhood, maybe you can cross the main street into another neighborhood, or something, but like, you're not, if there's no, you know, there was no sidewalks, but it was like, you know, you don't, uh, don't ride on the main street.

• 7:07H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 7:08Speaker 01

  Especially a couple of fucking hairpin turns we had them, you know? And this is, this is early 90s, this is before like.

• 7:14H. Foley?

  Turn signals and shit like that.

• 7:16Speaker 01

  Yeah, like, you know, this was still, there was no like, uh.

• 7:18H. Foley?

  They'd hit and run ya.

• 7:19Speaker 01

  Yeah, for sure, dude. This is, DUI, DUI laws were a little lax at the time.

• 7:25H. Foley?

  And you're not gonna dent up a fucking 96 fucking.

• 7:28Speaker 01

  A steel bumper. Nah, you're, I'm fucking pinging off that thing.

• 7:31H. Foley?

  Bounce your huffy right, right into the woods.

• 7:33Speaker 01

  Because you know, I remember when they started putting like, you know, they started putting like shoulders on bigger turn, like on sharper turn, they started widening lanes and stuff like that.

• 7:42H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 7:43Speaker 01

  And also putting those circle mirrors up so you could see on cut like.

• 7:45H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 7:46Speaker 01

  That, that was all before that.

• 7:48H. Foley?

  Pussify in the country.

• 7:49Speaker 01

  Yeah, this was fucking, this is a, this is a wishing a prayer going into a fucking, going into a hard.

• 7:55H. Foley?

  Dead man's curve.

• 7:56Speaker 01

  Dogleg left. Blindsided, um, and we did, we, we rode to a, we rode to a soup, a shopping center that was too far away, and as a bit.

• 8:06H. Foley?

  What were you getting, were you getting there?

• 8:07Speaker 01

  What?

• 8:08H. Foley?

  What were you getting at the shopping center?

• 8:09Speaker 01

  Uh, genuinely?

• 8:11H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 8:12Speaker 01

  Candy, candy cigarettes. I swear to God, we go to Partyland.

• 8:16H. Foley?

  You fat little bastard.

• 8:17Speaker 01

  And get, and get, they get the cigars, this is when they had the gum cigs, too.

• 8:21H. Foley?

  Love them.

• 8:22Speaker 01

  That blew the powder out.

• 8:23H. Foley?

  Oh, love that.

• 8:24Speaker 01

  Whoo, couple of those after, after your mom breaking your bowls all day, huh, let blow off a little steam.

• 8:29H. Foley?

  Hanging out with Suzie Rothschild, huh, laying in bed.

• 8:32Speaker 01

  We went to, uh, we went to, stopped by the Rite Aid for something, you know, I don't know, just, oh, let's go in here, and, uh.

• 8:40H. Foley?

  Just looking for shit to do.

• 8:42Speaker 01

  Just looking for shit, it's a summer day, my mom's at work, I just gotta be back by fucking five or something, it's, it's 11:30, I got, I got five hours to kill.

• 8:51H. Foley?

  I never walked into one of those places confidently as a, as a child.

• 8:54Speaker 01

  Where?

• 8:55H. Foley?

  Just like, three, three or four kids walking into a Rite Aid.

• 8:58Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 8:59H. Foley?

  I always felt like we were being watched.

• 9:00Speaker 01

  Well, this was the, this was the first time that like I was ever in a Rite Aid by myself, so I'm like, I can just kinda get anything in here, you know what I mean?

• 9:08H. Foley?

  What do you mean?

• 9:09Speaker 01

  I bought an eye patch. It was, they were, it was an impulse buy, like at the thing, I'm like, yeah, that's all I wanted to eat, you know what I mean, we were buying like Snickers or something.

• 9:15H. Foley?

  You got that in a walker?

• 9:20Speaker 01

  I bought an eye patch. I'm like, oh, this'll be funny. And I put it on while trying to ride my bike. And I didn't realize the depth perception of fuck. And I was on Second Street Pike in front of the Wawa. And I almost took a fucking, almost took a dive.

• 9:31H. Foley?

  I almost stepped in front of a bus this morning.

• 9:33Speaker 01

  Yeah, before the eye patch.

• 9:36H. Foley?

  Didn't get it till I got here.

• 9:38Speaker 01

  Pull the old Ryan Hamilton.

• 9:40H. Foley?

  Thought about it yesterday.

• 9:41Speaker 01

  What, jump in front of a bus?

• 9:42H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 9:43Speaker 01

  Sweet.

• 9:43H. Foley?

  I was in pretty bad pain.

• 9:44Speaker 01

  Uh huh. Well, look at you now.

• 9:47H. Foley?

  Yeah. How's up on Park Avenue, though? Can't kill yourself on Park Avenue.

• 9:52Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's what you do. Jam up the rich guy's day. You like that 1%?

• 9:55H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 9:56Speaker 01

  Point 001%?

• 9:58H. Foley?

  Good luck getting that up the sidewalk.

• 10:00Speaker 01

  It's a, that's a lot of gook. Is it me, or is that a lot of skin?

• 10:05H. Foley?

  That's high cholesterol blood. That's not gonna come out.

• 10:07Speaker 01

  That's already set. You gotta hit that, you gotta hit that with a little turpentine before you stain the sidewalk.

• 10:13H. Foley?

  Hope you got a lot of Dawn.

• 10:16H. Foley?

  Who's that blowing up?

• 10:17Speaker 01

  What the hell's going on? We'll talk about it on Hard Feel. I got a lot going on here. I'm managing a lot of stuff.

• 10:21H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 10:22Speaker 01

  Stuff's going on. I'm getting fucking, I got, eh...

• 10:25H. Foley?

  I got stuff.

• 10:26Speaker 01

  I got the fuck, oh, listen, this, I got this tree guy's got me bent. Oh, is that my, is that the house in the burbs? Got me bent over a fucking barrel at the moment. We'll get into it. Um, anyhow, we got a Gashdorn Family episode on our hands. Guys, we're like the goddamn post office. Rain, sleet, eye patch.

• 10:42H. Foley?

  That's right.

• 10:42Speaker 01

  We show up and do the fucking job.

• 10:44H. Foley?

  Out here embarrassing myself. Right, I kinda already did this.

• 10:48Speaker 01

  This is the most responsible thing I've ever seen you do. Take care of a problem and show up to work.

• 10:52H. Foley?

  Yeah. Isn't that crazy?

• 10:54Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's, that's kinda, that's kinda the hand we're dealt.

• 10:57H. Foley?

  I haven't had to do that in a while.

• 10:59Speaker 01

  Why?

• 10:59H. Foley?

  Like...

• 11:00Speaker 01

  Show up to work?

• 11:01H. Foley?

  No, the thought of, uh, like, I was in...

• 11:07H. Foley?

  Just going to the doctor, like, for, like, something on an emergency basis.

• 11:13Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm. That doesn't seem responsible to me. That's like, you have no choice. You know what I mean?

• 11:18H. Foley?

  I was dying.

• 11:20Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 11:21H. Foley?

  Worried about losing my eye.

• 11:25Speaker 01

  I was worried about not getting this episode up. I said, oh, boy, fucking, the suits are gonna be all over us. There is no suits.

• 11:31H. Foley?

  Have no fear. The Bug Man is here.

• 11:34Speaker 03

  A rare day of recording.

• 11:36Speaker 01

  A rare day? This is going out tonight.

• 11:38H. Foley?

  Ooh.

• 11:39Speaker 03

  Hot out.

• 11:39Speaker 01

  Hot and fresh. You wanna know, a little behind the curtain, so we're gonna, we're recording this, we're gonna fucking give it to Shark right away.

• 11:45H. Foley?

  Mark's a shark.

• 11:46Speaker 01

  Shark's gonna cut it, and then we're such, just idiots, we can't upload from here. So he's gonna have to go home and upload. Right? Because the internet's so bad here, that he won't, so... Shark, you're taking one for the team here, guy. I'll buy you a din-din. It's a work, it's a work and dinner.

• 12:03H. Foley?

  It's a walk. What are you talking about?

• 12:05Speaker 01

  Um, we got a Gashdorn Family episode on our hands, guys. As you know, when you join the old Patreon, eh, we will answer your garbage question on the air. On top of getting up, if you join the $10 love, you get two episodes a week.

• 12:15Speaker 03

  That hard feelings.

• 12:16H. Foley?

  Get that hard feelings. A real feel.

• 12:20H. Foley?

  Scandalous over the last several months. A soap opera, if you will.

• 12:26Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 12:29Speaker 01

  Isn't there always somebody with a soap op, with an eye patch and a soap opera?

• 12:32H. Foley?

  There usually is.

• 12:33Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 12:33H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 12:35Speaker 03

  Your Foley's twin brother?

• 12:36H. Foley?

  Charles Bennington. Yes, I'm Foley's twin.

• 12:38Speaker 01

  You just put it on the other side?

• 12:39H. Foley?

  I worked with that guy. No, I worked with the guy who was his stand-in.

• 12:42Speaker 01

  Yeah, Rock Lobster? Remember Rock Lobster?

• 12:46H. Foley?

  What do you mean, the song?

• 12:47Speaker 01

  Rock Lobster!

• 12:49H. Foley?

  That?

• 12:50Speaker 01

  Wasn't Rock Lobster on Delaware Ave?

• 12:52H. Foley?

  Red Lobster, dumbass.

• 12:53Speaker 01

  No, I think it was Rock Lob, look.

• 12:54H. Foley?

  Oh, yeah, that dance club. Down here. I've been down, down Delaware Ave? I've been down here.

• 13:01Speaker 01

  I think it was, I think it was called Rock Lobster.

• 13:04H. Foley?

  Oh, you were right about that, uh...

• 13:06Speaker 01

  I was right about most stuff in your life, but you're, what?

• 13:09H. Foley?

  The thing that the voiceover had to do, to do the Philly accent.

• 13:12Speaker 01

  You, you know, you're, for the listener...

• 13:14H. Foley?

  They didn't appreciate it.

• 13:15Speaker 01

  Your, your, your, your Philly accent isn't great, ironically.

• 13:20H. Foley?

  I don't have one.

• 13:20Speaker 01

  I know. Isn't great.

• 13:22H. Foley?

  I was born in Wilkes-Barre.

• 13:23Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 13:25H. Foley?

  Brad in Blue Bell.

• 13:26Speaker 01

  Like all good pirates. A E R. Welcome to E R U garbage.

• 13:32H. Foley?

  We sailed up to Susquehanna.

• 13:35H. Foley?

  Blood of 72, Hurricane Agnes.

• 13:37Speaker 01

  How's your mom got a new vibrator? Bogushland.

• 13:41H. Foley?

  Patty!

• 13:42Speaker 01

  Patty, look at your boy. You haven't seen him in a while. This is what, this is what he's devolved to.

• 13:46H. Foley?

  Mommy! That's what I need.

• 13:49Speaker 01

  What?

• 13:50H. Foley?

  I need my mommy.

• 13:50Speaker 01

  I've been telling you to go home and fucking kiss that bro on the lip.

• 13:53H. Foley?

  Now I can't see.

• 13:58H. Foley?

  I'm not taking a train.

• 14:00Speaker 01

  Yeah. Unless I pay for it.

• 14:03H. Foley?

  Town cars in a...

• 14:05Speaker 01

  No. You should get, listen, you've been living outside your means. You should, your bus is what, for whatever reason, a bus is the only way you can get to Philadelphia. That's how you should get to Philadelphia.

• 14:13H. Foley?

  Amen, baby. And I've been living like that lately. Licking my wounds.

• 14:17Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 14:18H. Foley?

  You know? Not licking my wounds. What are my lessons? Digging back in.

• 14:22Speaker 01

  Man, you are full of shit. Digging back in, living lesson. You told me you were about to jump in front of a bus yesterday.

• 14:28H. Foley?

  Crazy thing is, I'm not.

• 14:30Speaker 01

  Okay, whoo. Having fun with this?

• 14:34H. Foley?

  No, I'm having a great time with it.

• 14:35Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 14:35H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 14:36Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 14:38Speaker 01

  Let's see, we're getting into some questions, eh?

• 14:40Speaker 03

  Goddamn, escape from Ian's basement over here.

• 14:43H. Foley?

  Oh, you've been thinking about that for a while. Sitting there staring. I can see, feel you staring at me, turning up a line.

• 14:50Speaker 01

  Fucking fart Russell over here.

• 14:58H. Foley?

  What's the Chinatown one that he was in?

• 15:02H. Foley?

  Eh, fucked that up.

• 15:05Speaker 03

  Doesn't like a riff.

• 15:07H. Foley?

  You look good today.

• 15:08Speaker 01

  Thanks, bud.

• 15:09H. Foley?

  I have one blurry eye.

• 15:11Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 15:14Speaker 01

  Man, thanks for explaining the zingers. You look good today, too, bud.

• 15:19H. Foley?

  Thanks, buddy.

• 15:19Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 15:21H. Foley?

  I look good in a collared shirt like this.

• 15:23Speaker 01

  I was gonna, that's so funny.

• 15:24H. Foley?

  Is that right?

• 15:25Speaker 01

  I was, that was my first walk in, I was gonna trash you on it.

• 15:28H. Foley?

  Oh, you don't like it?

• 15:29Speaker 01

  Yeah. Very retail-y. Looks like you should be working at the fucking Genordi's or something. You throw a name tag over that left press. I ask you where the tooth, what aisle the tooth picks are.

• 15:39H. Foley?

  Chasing you and Stusky out of my store. Get here, fat little bastard.

• 15:43Speaker 01

  Or making fun of you.

• 15:44H. Foley?

  Guy comes in here every day, steal a little...

• 15:45Speaker 01

  You got one eye, you fat bastard.

• 15:48Speaker 01

  Can't hit what you can't see. You're bumping into shit.

• 15:51H. Foley?

  Come here, you. Fucking fall over a bunch of stove top stuffing.

• 15:54Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 15:56H. Foley?

  Kip, what's something about Ultra Sleep Pouch?

• 15:58Speaker 01

  Ultra, ultra, ultra.

• 15:59H. Foley?

  I tell you this, there's nothing worse than having a bad night's sleep.

• 16:02Speaker 01

  Oy vey.

• 16:02H. Foley?

  There's nothing worse than not being able to get to sleep.

• 16:04Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 16:05H. Foley?

  You're tossing, you're turning, you're laying in bed, you got your phone, you got your this, all these things stimulating your brain that keeps you awake. Wouldn't it be nice?

• 16:13Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 16:14H. Foley?

  If there was something that could help you sleep in a nice way?

• 16:16Speaker 01

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• 16:20H. Foley?

  Let's go.

• 16:20Speaker 01

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• 16:43H. Foley?

  It's got L-theanine in there.

• 16:44Speaker 01

  L-theanine, magnesium, chamomile, passion flower, lemon balm extracts to support sleep maintenance.

• 16:49H. Foley?

  That's nice.

• 16:50Speaker 01

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• 17:05H. Foley?

  Shut down.

• 17:06Speaker 01

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• 17:30H. Foley?

  Tell them the boys sent you. Now, Kip, what do you know about Underdog?

• 17:34Speaker 01

  Ooh, love that Underdog.

• 17:36H. Foley?

  All-natural, safe, comfortable, reliable t-shirts. What, what are, what are the t-shirts made out of? Polyester's in there?

• 17:44Speaker 01

  Bullshit, plastic.

• 17:45H. Foley?

  You're walking around wearing, wearing a goddamn old water bottle.

• 17:48Speaker 01

  Yeah, I know.

• 17:49H. Foley?

  Do yourself a favor, get over to Underdog, got a little hemp in there, all-natural fibers, good on the skin, feels good, and you're not, you're not getting those microplastics in you.

• 17:58Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 17:58H. Foley?

  I have microplastics, Kippy.

• 17:59Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 18:00H. Foley?

  No good for you.

• 18:01Speaker 01

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• 18:34H. Foley?

  Passed the field test.

• 18:35Speaker 01

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• 18:46H. Foley?

  Luke's 99% hemp.

• 18:48Speaker 01

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• 19:04H. Foley?

  Oh, yeah.

• 19:05Speaker 01

  Um, all right, let's see here. This one's from, I like my squeaks. This is, uh, $10 trash here, never had one or red. Shout out to you.

• 19:12H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 19:13Speaker 01

  How do we feel about public school teachers eating the public school lunch instead of packing their own? I haven't paid for lunch in almost 10 years.

• 19:21H. Foley?

  I'm, yeah, fuck yeah.

• 19:23Speaker 01

  I don't know.

• 19:24H. Foley?

  Why?

• 19:24Speaker 01

  I'm gonna explain it. Uh, I feel there should be some sort of...

• 19:31Speaker 01

  How do I say this? That's like a, uh, I mean, obviously, I think school lunches probably have changed. I don't know the caliber of this school, the level of, you know. But there's something to like, a teacher has other options that like, you shouldn't be, I view, I view school as like, you're like an inmate and you get what, you get what we're giving you type thing, you know? You should, there should be some sort of elevated thing. You don't eat with us. You eat in your own place. You should be eating others, not what we're eating. Does that make sense?

• 20:01H. Foley?

  I always assumed and thought, and I could be misremembering, that my middle school, the teachers' lunch had a separate cafeteria. They had a little something in there, but I could be wrong.

• 20:13Speaker 01

  I feel like they didn't eat the same food that we ate.

• 20:16H. Foley?

  Now, I would see them in line with us.

• 20:18Speaker 01

  Yeah, the bozos who like, mom dropped them off at work and stuff like that.

• 20:22H. Foley?

  Yeah, they, I mean, you know, you look back, some of them were, were pretty young kids.

• 20:27Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 20:28H. Foley?

  In their twenties.

• 20:29Speaker 01

  Pack your lunch from home. I, listen, I don't think you-

• 20:31H. Foley?

  What don't you like about it?

• 20:32Speaker 01

  You lose all authority. There isn't a, if you're waiting in line behind me and I'm like, oh, what are you getting, Mr. Jenkins? You want that slice of pizza? And I fucking take it and then flex on you? Kiss your girl?

• 20:42H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 20:43Speaker 01

  You shouldn't-

• 20:44H. Foley?

  Can't be in there like, more tater tots, please?

• 20:45Speaker 01

  Yeah, the fucking, the, the warden's not having lunch with fucking cell block C, you know what I mean? It's like, there's a fucking, you see what I'm saying? You can't wait in line with a bunch of kids.

• 20:55H. Foley?

  The eye patch works for a warden, too.

• 20:58Speaker 01

  Maybe.

• 20:59H. Foley?

  Yeah. Even though I got one eye, boys, I still see everything in my prison.

• 21:05Speaker 01

  Got your other in a jar. Right here. I'll leave it on my desk. I'mma leave my, I'mma leave my good eye here.

• 21:12H. Foley?

  The muskrat that took it hanging above my chair. Um.

• 21:16Speaker 01

  Yeah, I think that, I think that's what it is to me. I go, I lose all respect. And it's not even necessarily the food. I just lose respect for you. I've sat, they, they've stood behind me and like, you're eating the same plate of popcorn chicken on me?

• 21:31H. Foley?

  Who the fuck are you, fat little kid judging a fucking grown man? With your candy cigarettes? He don't give a shit what you think.

• 21:39Speaker 01

  He should.

• 21:40H. Foley?

  He'll still turn your fucking lights out.

• 21:41Speaker 01

  I'm about to be a bitch in third period.

• 21:43H. Foley?

  Yeah, and he'll fucking kick your fat little ass out.

• 21:46Speaker 01

  Yeah, because he can't handle the real feel.

• 21:48H. Foley?

  Yeah, right.

• 21:49Speaker 01

  He can't, he can't handle the heat.

• 21:51H. Foley?

  He could have you crying in three seconds.

• 21:52Speaker 01

  So you should, he's a goddamn adult.

• 21:56H. Foley?

  Yeah, well, there you go.

• 21:57Speaker 01

  Listen, you can't, I mean-

• 21:58H. Foley?

  Gives a fuck what you think. I think it's, I, listen, you're in school.

• 22:01Speaker 01

  No, you're not, you're at work. That's the problem. You're at work.

• 22:05H. Foley?

  It's all a thing and, and, and-

• 22:06Speaker 01

  No, exit, no.

• 22:07H. Foley?

  I, I know some of the school systems out there are rough. I, I get that. But if you're lucky enough to have, you know, I mean, our cafeteria ladies were bombs, stuff like that.

• 22:17Speaker 01

  Cafeteria ladies are different.

• 22:18H. Foley?

  No, no, I'm just saying. They care.

• 22:21Speaker 01

  They gotta be working, they can't be eating with the kids.

• 22:23H. Foley?

  They care. You know what I mean? So even though like, you know, with Cisco food or whatever the hell, you know, they, they put some love into it. You know what I'm saying? It's for everybody.

• 22:32Speaker 01

  That, that's what I'm, I, I, he's asking me and I don't, I think it's, there's a, the shop teacher ain't doing it. The tough teach, the cool teachers that you respect aren't doing it.

• 22:44H. Foley?

  I never seen them eat lunch.

• 22:45Speaker 01

  No shit. That's why.

• 22:47H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 22:48Speaker 01

  You're not gonna sit there eating a fucking bologna sandwich cut diagonally like a schmendrick. Fucking eating a one Frito at a time.

• 22:55H. Foley?

  Trying to trade your fucking-

• 22:56Speaker 01

  Yeah, dude, this is, I-

• 22:57H. Foley?

  Your vanilla pudding for something?

• 22:58Speaker 01

  You been to a fucking public school recently? It's like the fucking-

• 23:02H. Foley?

  It'd be weird if I was.

• 23:03Speaker 01

  It'd be like, it's like the fucking Thunderdome. My, my sister just switched out of fucking public school because there was like, she's like, there was just fistfights every day. No one's gonna, no one's gonna listen to Mr. Fucking Johnson. You know what I mean?

• 23:16H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 23:17Speaker 01

  That's all I'm saying.

• 23:18H. Foley?

  I got you.

• 23:19Speaker 01

  I, and I think too, like-

• 23:21H. Foley?

  I'm a little hungry though, so I like-

• 23:22Speaker 01

  Yeah, I got you.

• 23:23H. Foley?

  The idea of a school lunch right now is very cozy.

• 23:25Speaker 01

  Yeah, I, I knew that was gonna be, I, I, I got that, that's your take.

• 23:29H. Foley?

  Nostalgic.

• 23:30Speaker 01

  Yes, for sure.

• 23:31H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 23:32Speaker 01

  But it's also like, it's not like, super adult lunch food either, I feel.

• 23:36H. Foley?

  No, I give it a-

• 23:37Speaker 01

  You know what I mean? It's like-

• 23:39H. Foley?

  Get a fucking Chipotle, have a salad.

• 23:40Speaker 01

  Yeah, or, or to fucking, or bring something from, I don't know, I just find it weird that it's like, I'm gonna do this slice of pizza and the tater tots. It's like-

• 23:48H. Foley?

  I love that. And a chocolate milk? Let's go.

• 23:51Speaker 03

  You get no respect in school.

• 23:53H. Foley?

  What are you talking about? I don't want your fucking respect, punk.

• 23:56Speaker 01

  As a teacher, you need it.

• 23:57H. Foley?

  The Dempsey kid. Ah, fucking rich boy son, huh? Can't put on any weight there, can you, skin and bones? Huh?

• 24:05Speaker 03

  Mr. Foley, what happened to your eye?

• 24:07H. Foley?

  I got stabbed in a bar fight. Fighting over your mother. How about that, punk?

• 24:13Speaker 01

  How you gonna finish those Doritos?

• 24:16H. Foley?

  How about I pull your pants down, everybody see a little pecker?

• 24:18Speaker 01

  Yeah, that, that won't get you in trouble at a fucking school.

• 24:22H. Foley?

  Jam me up.

• 24:23Speaker 01

  Went for the kill.

• 24:28Speaker 03

  Killed yourself in the process.

• 24:32Speaker 01

  This guy's doing a tough-

• 24:34H. Foley?

  Pull on your pants, you got a huge hog. What the fuck?

• 24:36Speaker 01

  Why is he, somebody come get this freak. Clearly, he's an adult dressed, dressed as a young boy.

• 24:44H. Foley?

  Let's get you back to the circus.

• 24:46Speaker 01

  He's got a fucking bush full of pubes.

• 24:48H. Foley?

  I got, I got a little eye patch on my weener.

• 24:52Speaker 01

  All right, let's see yours. Nah, get out of here. He makes you want to, all right, go eye for eye, huh? Did for that.

• 24:59H. Foley?

  Ooh wee.

• 25:01Speaker 01

  Oh, God, all right. This one, uh, this same, this is in school too. This is from Big Daddy Fatty. Ten, ten dollar joint here, renting to own, never had one red. Have you, have you's ever picked up side work from one of your teachers in high school? That's crazy. I used to go over her house and teach her how to use the computer.

• 25:19H. Foley?

  That I'll give you. That's all loss of respect.

• 25:22Speaker 01

  She paid me in cash and one time an NFL blanket. I, I respect that more for some, I don't know, there, there's obviously a very weird dynamic between students and teachers.

• 25:32H. Foley?

  I don't wanna see teachers outside of school.

• 25:33Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 25:34H. Foley?

  It's weird.

• 25:35Speaker 01

  That, and then even in there, there is this like, I never got the students who were like, close to the teachers. You know what I mean? I mean, like, I got like, a gym teacher with like, that would like, dick around with you and have, you know what I mean? That would like, break balls with you or whatever. That was like, fun.

• 25:51H. Foley?

  Going over to a teacher's house?

• 25:52Speaker 01

  That's crazy.

• 25:53H. Foley?

  That, well, my mom wouldn't let that happen.

• 25:55Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 25:56H. Foley?

  Had enough of that with the-

• 25:57Speaker 01

  Jesus, okay. Moving on.

• 26:03H. Foley?

  Fool me once, huh?

• 26:04Speaker 01

  Uh, yeah, I didn't like, I didn't, there anything with the teacher I didn't, I didn't fuck with.

• 26:11H. Foley?

  Even, uh-

• 26:12Speaker 01

  I had a very like, you, you guys do you, we do us, we meet here. You know what I mean?

• 26:17H. Foley?

  Me and my boy Dawson were very close to our defensive coordinator in high school. Um, after-

• 26:23Speaker 01

  You made it, I don't know why, that sounded like very milit, like, military. I don't know why, it just was-

• 26:29H. Foley?

  I got you. I was thinking you would think it was more NFL, our defensive coordinator.

• 26:33Speaker 01

  I did not.

• 26:34H. Foley?

  Assistant coach.

• 26:35Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 26:36H. Foley?

  Uh, Coach Kramer, he's the best. Um, he, uh, we painted, we painted a room in his house in one summer, but this was after our senior year, after we'd graduated.

• 26:46Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's, that, that's I'm, I'm okay with.

• 26:48H. Foley?

  But I will say this, one time I saw our, uh, our head football coach, this was also in the summer after my senior year, but it was weird. Uh, tough guy, small tough guy, you know, fucking chew your face off kinda guy. Um, and when I was working at Toll Brothers at Blue Bell Country Club, at the little, at the little thing out front.

• 27:09Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm. You think you named two companies? That's like, I was working at the Gap over there by the Midas? Yeah, I don't know, what the fuck you talking about?

• 27:17H. Foley?

  Toll Brothers was the developer, dickhead.

• 27:18Speaker 01

  Yeah, what's a Blue Bell Country Club have to do with that?

• 27:20H. Foley?

  Yeah, they built that.

• 27:21Speaker 01

  Okay, the country club?

• 27:23H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 27:24Speaker 01

  Okay, that's a golf course, right?

• 27:25H. Foley?

  Yeah, that's right.

• 27:26Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 27:27H. Foley?

  And they had homes on there, too.

• 27:28Speaker 01

  Got you, just built the homes on the country club.

• 27:29H. Foley?

  Carriage homes, townhouses.

• 27:32Speaker 01

  Hey, number two, zip it, will you?

• 27:34H. Foley?

  Eye patch is making me stupid. Um, him and his wife came to look at some places. They pulled up in like, a little red convertible. He had like, a shirt like this on and shorts and like, his arm around his wife. I don't know, it was like, I look at the couple in, uh, Outrun, the game? You know what I'm talking about? The little red car? Had to broaden it. And the guy was driving, he had sunglasses on.

• 27:56Speaker 01

  No.

• 27:57H. Foley?

  You never played Outrun?

• 27:58Speaker 01

  I don't think so.

• 27:59H. Foley?

  Or what is it, Driving USA, whatever the fuck it is?

• 28:01Speaker 01

  That was different. That was Cruisin' USA.

• 28:03H. Foley?

  Cruisin' USA, that's what I'm talking about.

• 28:04Speaker 01

  I did my best work in the tunnels.

• 28:05Speaker 03

  It's from 1986.

• 28:07Speaker 01

  Yeah, what the fuck?

• 28:09H. Foley?

  What? Can't hear you because the strap was over my ear.

• 28:14Speaker 01

  Got potatoes growing in there, um-

• 28:17H. Foley?

  It takes it away, yeah.

• 28:19Speaker 01

  I told you this, I saw, I'm dead set on this. I saw my, I wanna say it was my sixth grade teacher, Mr. Lloydkitz. I saw him painting the house one day and I, I confronted him in school. I said, hey, I saw you.

• 28:33H. Foley?

  Oh, yeah, that's right, he said it wasn't him.

• 28:34Speaker 01

  And he goes, it wasn't me. I'm like, you fucking, hey, Lloydkitz. I fucking talked to you. It's me, guy.

• 28:40H. Foley?

  Lloydkitz sounds like one of Kramer's friends.

• 28:41Speaker 01

  I know, right? Uh, yeah, and I, listen, I'm, I never had any relationship, I had good teachers and we got along with and stuff like that, but the-

• 28:54Speaker 01

  I think like, yeah, I think my sister had, my sister had really good relationships with the, with the, you know. She was like, but she did like the trips. My sister like took kids to like, you know, Europe and stuff.

• 29:07H. Foley?

  What do you mean, took, oh, oh, oh, as a teenager.

• 29:10Speaker 01

  Like as like, she was like the head of the whatever club.

• 29:12H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 29:12Speaker 01

  So like, they got like really, not on the clothes, but like, you know, they bonded more than I, I also didn't want to fucking talk to like hang with my T, oh, you want to break balls and that's cool.

• 29:22H. Foley?

  Yeah, the couple that were cool.

• 29:23Speaker 01

  But that's it. I'm not like, I don't want to, I get you, get to know me.

• 29:26H. Foley?

  I never did trips like that. Patty wasn't paying for that. That was always an instant day off.

• 29:31Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 29:32H. Foley?

  Even when they went to New York, I didn't go.

• 29:33Speaker 01

  We didn't do shit.

• 29:35H. Foley?

  Yeah, they took a bus up to New York. It sounds funny shit.

• 29:37Speaker 03

  The kid who didn't go is always just.

• 29:40Speaker 01

  They always came in with some lie, wearing, wearing an eye patch. It's a corneal abrasion, T.

• 29:49Speaker 01

  Hey, we went to the movies? Yeah, okay.

• 29:53H. Foley?

  I was fighting a shark and, uh, he scratched my eye, so I can't go to France with you guys.

• 29:59Speaker 01

  You were a tough look kid, huh?

• 30:01H. Foley?

  What do you mean?

• 30:01Speaker 01

  You know what I mean. You know damn well what I mean.

• 30:06H. Foley?

  What a tough look kid. Didn't look good.

• 30:09Speaker 01

  What?

• 30:09H. Foley?

  What?

• 30:09Speaker 01

  Yeah, you heard me.

• 30:11H. Foley?

  Yeah, my hair was all fucked up. I probably had something like this or a sty or something like that.

• 30:16Speaker 01

  Dirty sweatpants on, hiding your little boner.

• 30:20H. Foley?

  Fucking lice.

• 30:21Speaker 01

  Little stinger going.

• 30:22H. Foley?

  Yeah, Patty sent me to school.

• 30:23Speaker 01

  Getting hard too young and shit like that. Oh, it's getting spicy down there.

• 30:28H. Foley?

  I did, I got hard too young.

• 30:30Speaker 01

  The age folly store.

• 30:32H. Foley?

  And I remember I rubbed my weener on the linoleum floor in the basement of our house in Melton.

• 30:36Speaker 01

  Lucky girl.

• 30:38H. Foley?

  I knew it was naughty, but I did it anyway. And I know I didn't want anybody to see me.

• 30:44Speaker 01

  They shouldn't have done it at the family party then. Get some, your creeps look away. What a boy does with him and his, him and his linoleum floor is his business.

• 30:55H. Foley?

  Trying to make love to this floor over here. Yeah.

• 31:00Speaker 01

  Look at you.

• 31:00H. Foley?

  Yeah, look at me. A lot of discoveries.

• 31:03Speaker 01

  Things are going great.

• 31:04H. Foley?

  Yeah, no, well, yeah.

• 31:06Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 31:08H. Foley?

  If I can get Redbeard off my back, huh?

• 31:11Speaker 01

  Whoa.

• 31:16H. Foley?

  Redbeard present, very famous pirate.

• 31:19H. Foley?

  I would have been a pirate.

• 31:21H. Foley?

  For sure.

• 31:23Speaker 01

  Mm hmm.

• 31:24H. Foley?

  Fucking slicing throats and fucking backstabbing each other.

• 31:27Speaker 01

  Right.

• 31:27H. Foley?

  Oh, yeah. That's my game.

• 31:30Speaker 01

  Mm hmm.

• 31:31H. Foley?

  Would have been not to be trusted, the pirate.

• 31:40H. Foley?

  Bunch of gold pieces.

• 31:43H. Foley?

  Thailand chicks.

• 31:45Speaker 03

  Forget where you buried your treasure.

• 31:47Speaker 01

  Fuck, it was right over here somewhere.

• 31:49H. Foley?

  I spent, I spent a half an hour ripping my room apart this morning looking for these.

• 31:52Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 31:53H. Foley?

  They're in the bathroom. I do that shit a lot.

• 31:56Speaker 01

  What?

• 31:57H. Foley?

  Like, I'll put something down and then I'll, I'll lose it.

• 32:00Speaker 01

  Yeah, I know.

• 32:01H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 32:01Speaker 01

  But guy, I didn't just meet you.

• 32:03H. Foley?

  Got ADHD, they say.

• 32:07Speaker 01

  I think, I think what the, the outfit, I think, I think it's the black pants give the retail vibe. I think you go blue jeans and I think it's a, you're a completely different guy in the blue jeans, I think. Just a note.

• 32:17H. Foley?

  Yeah, okay.

• 32:18Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 32:19H. Foley?

  Black jeans are big in Brooklyn. And you're just having rolled up with my white socks.

• 32:24Speaker 01

  Those are black socks.

• 32:25H. Foley?

  Oh, yeah. I've been black, my white shoes.

• 32:31Speaker 01

  I mean.

• 32:32H. Foley?

  I just kick coffee on Kevin's phone. That'll be a conversation.

• 32:37H. Foley?

  Around race time too?

• 32:39Speaker 01

  Shee.

• 32:42Speaker 03

  Showing black socks is a tough look too.

• 32:44H. Foley?

  Is it?

• 32:45Speaker 03

  Yeah, it should be white.

• 32:46Speaker 01

  I do, yeah, no, I'm, I'm, I've just switched to white. Cause I'm a young, cool kid.

• 32:52H. Foley?

  But here's the thing, he's a, he's a, you know, he's a style, uh.

• 32:55Speaker 03

  Yeah, but you're trying to go for it.

• 32:56Speaker 01

  And you're a 50 year old guy with an eye patch and, but you're bragging about it. If you just say.

• 33:00H. Foley?

  Bragging about the eye patch?

• 33:01Speaker 01

  No, you can if you want. I think the, I think the

• 33:08Speaker 01

  you're, this is, this is, this is why I think you were a tough hang, a tough kid, tough look kid. You just have stuff, your clothes, and that's fine. I also just have clothes, they're utilitarian. I have jeans, I have socks, I have sneakers, I have black t-shirts. I got a Dicky's jacket. I got a whatever jacket. You just have stuff as well, but then you brag that it's cool and then get mad when people say it's not cool.

• 33:32H. Foley?

  I'm not mad. I'm just making a point.

• 33:35Speaker 01

  You're not happy about it.

• 33:36H. Foley?

  That Captain Dickhead over here.

• 33:38Speaker 01

  Little rich bitch.

• 33:41H. Foley?

  I'm just making the point that whatever's in style, Luke's gonna say is in style. For all we know, in six months, next fall.

• 33:49Speaker 01

  But you said.

• 33:50H. Foley?

  Black socks are back in and then I'm a fucking trend center and he won't give me the credit. He won't give me the credit. Yeah, okay?

• 33:58Speaker 01

  Uh huh. I'm just trying, you just.

• 34:00H. Foley?

  He's a Cosmo girl.

• 34:01Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 34:02Speaker 03

  But you're trying to be a Cosmo.

• 34:03Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's the, you're chasing.

• 34:05H. Foley?

  I'm not chasing, I'm leading.

• 34:07Speaker 03

  Nah, you rolled up.

• 34:08H. Foley?

  My own style. I blend, I blend the style.

• 34:11Speaker 01

  You are the, you're the best dressed guy at Ginartis.

• 34:15Speaker 01

  Uh, I'm actually closed. You're closing your lane. The light's off. That means I'm taking my 15 minute break, okay? Slightly autistic yelling at you. Whoa, I know that guy. Too well.

• 34:28H. Foley?

  Those snack wells aren't low fat, by the way.

• 34:30Speaker 01

  Mm hmm.

• 34:31H. Foley?

  That was you. What do you mean? You're projecting.

• 34:33Speaker 01

  Projecting what?

• 34:35H. Foley?

  I could use a

• 34:36Speaker 01

  What's the second time you used projecting today?

• 34:39H. Foley?

  I'm learning a lot of words like that these days.

• 34:41Speaker 01

  Mm hmm.

• 34:42Speaker 03

  Haven't learned how to use them yet.

• 34:43Speaker 01

  Yeah, I just use it to throw them at you.

• 34:46H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 34:48H. Foley?

  Unreal expectations.

• 34:49Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 34:50H. Foley?

  Uh huh. They're getting mad for not, not, not getting it.

• 34:53Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 34:54H. Foley?

  Yeah, things like that.

• 34:55Speaker 01

  Very, that's good.

• 34:56H. Foley?

  But, but, projection. That was probably you back in the day.

• 35:01Speaker 01

  What? No, I was describing one guy that I know.

• 35:04H. Foley?

  Did me?

• 35:06Speaker 01

  No.

• 35:06H. Foley?

  You didn't close your lane and go, so I'm closed.

• 35:08Speaker 01

  No.

• 35:09H. Foley?

  Oh, you didn't? You'd wait, you'd wait up for the next customer? Like one of the McDonald's brothers?

• 35:13Speaker 01

  What do you mean?

• 35:14H. Foley?

  You would always take somebody if they were in line. You wouldn't say, hey, we're closed.

• 35:17Speaker 01

  I mean, if it was like some fucking rich bitch housewife with a $300 order going and I'm going, yo, Toots, I gotta catch a heater and drop a deuce.

• 35:25H. Foley?

  Everything's a revolver on you, honey.

• 35:27Speaker 01

  Yeah, oh, well, a lot of times we would tap out. Someone would just come and tap you out.

• 35:32H. Foley?

  Love to tap.

• 35:33Speaker 01

  If you were closing, listen, if you're closing a lane, you're through a rut. There's, there's no like real, you can't close a lane with a line.

• 35:40H. Foley?

  They do now. They don't have the same integrity that you guys had back in the day.

• 35:44Speaker 01

  You know.

• 35:45H. Foley?

  I remember you'd walk into a fucking Ginartis, every fucking, it, it'd look like a goddamn horse race. Every fucking light would be lit up.

• 35:52Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 35:52H. Foley?

  Fucking back there fucking getting it done. With a bagger.

• 35:56Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 35:57H. Foley?

  With a bagger.

• 35:58Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's cra- you know what's nuts? I was a bagger, started out as a bagger, well docked. There's not even, a bagger doesn't even exist.

• 36:07H. Foley?

  No.

• 36:07Speaker 01

  A ba- and listen, if you were in, if you were a cashier, this is, the country's going, as my mom would say, hell in a handbasket.

• 36:14H. Foley?

  Mm hmm.

• 36:15Speaker 01

  Don't get her started on the current events that are happening in the geopolitical realm, okay? Okay, I got an earful of it at, from the boot and handler this weekend.

• 36:24H. Foley?

  I haven't seen.

• 36:25Speaker 01

  She was up, she was upset about people like they were in the building. It was great. I said, are you talking about the table behind us? What are you talking about? Um.

• 36:37Speaker 01

  If you were slow, right, let's say it was, see if you, see if you can pick up on that.

• 36:42H. Foley?

  I can't work your register, sir. I'm only a bagger. I do the carts too.

• 36:49Speaker 01

  Fucking cart master slob over here. Uh, shout out.

• 36:52H. Foley?

  I put them all together in one long tree and then I push them up against the wall.

• 36:55Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 36:57H. Foley?

  Sometimes high school kids make fun of me. Cause I got an eye patch.

• 37:03Speaker 01

  Now they got the, uh, anywho, but, uh, if you were slow, like say, say I was in lane four and he was in lane five and I had somebody and he didn't have any, he would come out and bag for you. Bagging was a service.

• 37:16H. Foley?

  Oh.

• 37:17Speaker 01

  Given to the customer, complimentary. Then when you come up here, I don't know if everywhere does it, but the key foods.

• 37:25H. Foley?

  It's not up here. It's just, it's over.

• 37:27Speaker 01

  I know, but the.

• 37:28H. Foley?

  The 90s are gone.

• 37:29Speaker 01

  The, the key foods I used to go to once, like 190 in St. Nick.

• 37:33H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 37:33Speaker 01

  Talk about the fucking, that's El Badio, buddy. That is, you're fucking in it. And you might as well be in Santo Domingo up there. And they had old Dominican dudes.

• 37:43H. Foley?

  Santo Domingo, what's the address?

• 37:44Speaker 01

  You had old Dominican dudes, they were like retired, they would just do it for tips. You hit them with a buck or two, they'd bag your groceries for you. Nice. Now it's like.

• 37:53H. Foley?

  Sharp guys probably wear a shirt like this real nice.

• 37:55Speaker 01

  Yeah, collared shirt, they come in, they, they put their, they put their.

• 37:58H. Foley?

  Cologne on.

• 37:59Speaker 01

  Their work, yeah, they're working and they're very nice.

• 38:01H. Foley?

  Real neat.

• 38:02Speaker 01

  Uh, hit on your girlfriend right in front of your eyes.

• 38:05H. Foley?

  Feel good.

• 38:05Speaker 01

  Um, makes you feel good. But now, nobody bags ever.

• 38:10H. Foley?

  Nope.

• 38:10Speaker 01

  And like I go, I'll bag. And they go, why, huh? I go, I'll bag.

• 38:14H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 38:15Speaker 01

  Yeah. I get back, we were a society at one point.

• 38:18H. Foley?

  Yeah, very true. We were once cool, could be again.

• 38:22Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 38:23H. Foley?

  Kim, you like cooking?

• 38:24Speaker 01

  Who, who don't like cooking?

• 38:25H. Foley?

  And what do you know about Hexclad?

• 38:27Speaker 01

  I know very much about Hexclad, cuz I own Hexclad.

• 38:29H. Foley?

  Right there, in your kitchen, right now.

• 38:32Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 38:32H. Foley?

  Probably grilled some, cooked some eggs this morning.

• 38:34Speaker 01

  Did some scrambies for me, my wife, the baby. That's, I trust Hexclad with my family.

• 38:40H. Foley?

  Well, I was gonna ask you, Hexclad, I made the eggs stick to it and all that stuff? Tough getting it off?

• 38:44Speaker 01

  Buddy, you couldn't get eggs to stick to this thing with super glue.

• 38:47H. Foley?

  Top of the line, in the world, do yourself a favor, Hexclad, the only pots and pans you should be using in your home. Safe, reliable, durable, non-stick.

• 38:57Speaker 01

  Yes, you get a good, the best thing about a good sear.

• 39:02H. Foley?

  Nice sear, huh?

• 39:03Speaker 01

  Got solid heat control, easy cleanup. And listen, there's no baby in your pains when you're trying to get food off the, you know, when you're, if you're in the kitchen like I am, like a line cook. I got the, I got the headband on, I'm flipping, I'm flipping.

• 39:16H. Foley?

  Kimmy Bourdain.

• 39:17Speaker 01

  These are, this ain't porcelain, baby. We're talking heavy metal here, we're fucking clanging. You do the flip? I do the flip, I'm flopping. Yeah. Uh, they're fantastic, listen, I'm a big fan, I, I believe I bought them before they even became as a sponsor, cuz I heard about them on another show, I said, listen, I'm in.

• 39:33H. Foley?

  They're all the rage.

• 39:34Speaker 01

  They're, listen, they're it, they're top, they make, they make bozo cooks like me feel like I know what I'm doing.

• 39:40H. Foley?

  Just to get to say, what do you got, get the Hexclad?

• 39:42Speaker 01

  Uh, yeah, people come out, ooh, they're nice, Hexclad, bozo, uh, Hexclad 12-

• 39:47H. Foley?

  Get out of my kitchen.

• 39:48Speaker 01

  Corner! Hexclad's 12-piece set is a strong pick if you're cooking more than one thing at a time.

• 39:54H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 39:54Speaker 01

  You have enough range to handle the main dish, the side dishes, the sauces, and big batches without constantly stopping to wash and reuse the same pan halfway through.

• 40:03H. Foley?

  There you go.

• 40:03Speaker 01

  Uh, don't go into football season with cookware that makes game day meals harder than they need to be, upgrade your kitchen with Hexclad, and make cooking, hosting, and cleanup even easier all season long. For a limited time, our listeners get 10% off your order with our exclusive link, just head to hexclad.com/garbage. Support our show and check them out, hexclad, H-E-X-C-L-A-D dot com slash, forward slash garbage, and make sure to let them know the boy sent you.

• 40:30H. Foley?

  Kim, let's talk about Cash App.

• 40:31Speaker 01

  Cash App!

• 40:32H. Foley?

  Cash App is starting to make what we call moves.

• 40:36Speaker 01

  Power moves.

• 40:37H. Foley?

  Now, you know, that's the safest, easiest way to send and receive money.

• 40:41Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 40:42H. Foley?

  They watch your back, but they're not grilling you with this and that.

• 40:44Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 40:45H. Foley?

  They look out for you.

• 40:46Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 40:46H. Foley?

  They don't make a big deal about it.

• 40:47Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 40:48H. Foley?

  Now they got the Cash App savings.

• 40:50Speaker 01

  They got Cash App banking.

• 40:51H. Foley?

  Cash App banking? Do savings over there, you get the card over there.

• 40:56Speaker 01

  The Cash App card.

• 40:57H. Foley?

  You got the rewards points.

• 40:58Speaker 01

  Got it all, Cash App green.

• 41:00H. Foley?

  No overdraft fees.

• 41:02Speaker 01

  Yes, here it is, Cash App-

• 41:03H. Foley?

  All kinds of stuff.

• 41:04Speaker 01

  Yes, let me, let me hit the, let me hit the fine print to get this right for-

• 41:07H. Foley?

  Give him the turkey.

• 41:08Speaker 01

  For the homies and bozos out there. Cash App does more than you think when having your back, when making sure money, your money stays your money. Just released a new status program for the way people actually spend. Right now, when you spend at least 500 bucks a month on the Cash App card, you earn Cash App green status, which unlocks benefits like up to $200 of free overdraft coverage. One more time, up to $200 of free overdraft coverage. If you overdraft unexpectedly, who hasn't been there? I've been there, I don't know, probably 10,000 times in my life, I go to swerve my cart, bant, overdraft, next thing you know, you think you got 100 bucks in there, next thing you know, you're negative 500. Been there. Shout out to other banking institutions, not Cash App. Uh, if you overdraft unexpectedly, there are no hidden fees, you can also unlock higher borrow limits, I like the sound of that.

• 41:52Speaker 01

  And customize personal cash back offers every Friday at places you love to shop, the work's already done for you, dog. New Cash App customers can earn $10 if they use the code CASHAPP10 in their profile at signup and send $5 to a friend within 14 days, terms apply. Download the Cash App today and make your money work for you, visit our link in the bio, do it.

• 42:12H. Foley?

  Do it.

• 42:15Speaker 01

  Um, alright, let's see here. This one is from Tooty Fick, $10 extra for a guacafoli, uh, this is funny, $10 extra for guacafoli. Uh, "I'm in the market for a fence and them shits ain't cheap. I need a ruling, is chain link garbage?"

• 42:33H. Foley?

  Yes.

• 42:34Speaker 01

  I mean, listen.

• 42:36H. Foley?

  I mean, obviously.

• 42:37Speaker 01

  Luke, can you see why fences are so expensive? They're like, it's-

• 42:41H. Foley?

  It's crazy.

• 42:41Speaker 01

  They're like $15,000 for a wooden fence, it's like nuts.

• 42:44H. Foley?

  That's nuts. You got all that lumber down there, chopped that up into a fucking fence and we can make some fucking money.

• 42:50Speaker 03

  They're saying it's about 15 to 60 dollars per linear foot, so it's, I mean-

• 42:55Speaker 01

  Installed?

• 42:55Speaker 03

  Yeah, like, yeah.

• 42:56Speaker 01

  $60 a linear foot?

• 42:58Speaker 03

  Yeah, so just a foot.

• 42:59Speaker 01

  A foot? That's crazy.

• 43:01Speaker 03

  Nuts.

• 43:03Speaker 01

  So let's just say, let's just say your backyard is 100, I mean, is 100, yeah, just say it's 50 feet. 50 by 50 by 50, you'd have to do three sides.

• 43:16Speaker 01

  That's 3,000 a side?

• 43:19Speaker 01

  Twice the legal minute?

• 43:20H. Foley?

  Patty, Patty got, um-

• 43:23Speaker 03

  National average is-

• 43:23Speaker 01

  That's nine grand.

• 43:24Speaker 03

  National average is 1,800 to 4,800.

• 43:28H. Foley?

  Patty got, uh, it was that, it's that plastic shit. It's nice, but it's that plastic shit.

• 43:33Speaker 01

  That stuff's like the privacy fence, or no?

• 43:35H. Foley?

  Kinda, yeah, they still, like, I can't go skinny dipping in the pool.

• 43:39Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 43:41H. Foley?

  But, yeah, it's not chain link.

• 43:43Speaker 01

  Now, when you get in the pool, do you jump in or walk the plank? Hey, dude.

• 43:47H. Foley?

  I don't walk my own plank, dumbass, I make you do it.

• 43:50Speaker 01

  You would.

• 43:51H. Foley?

  Yeah, no.

• 43:51Speaker 01

  Hey, you'd make me-

• 43:53H. Foley?

  I'd go swimming. You wouldn't be diving off of that thing into the water? You're crazy, little Lauren off of the boy.

• 43:59Speaker 01

  Shark-infested waters.

• 44:00H. Foley?

  No.

• 44:01Speaker 01

  Hey, go to swimming, you got one leg and no eye.

• 44:04H. Foley?

  Plus all that heavy-

• 44:04Speaker 01

  That's what we call chum.

• 44:07H. Foley?

  Plus all that heavy wool.

• 44:08Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, that shit ain't trying, either.

• 44:10H. Foley?

  Those guys didn't have a suit, fucking, throw on a Chubbies or something? You know?

• 44:15Speaker 01

  They probably just bare backed it.

• 44:17H. Foley?

  Oh, yeah, for sure.

• 44:18Speaker 01

  Um-

• 44:19H. Foley?

  Limp noodles and hairy, weird.

• 44:22Speaker 01

  Um-

• 44:23H. Foley?

  Wait, I had a point. Patty had, Patty had some Russian guy do it, under the table, ish.

• 44:29Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 44:30H. Foley?

  And she still got banged out pretty hard.

• 44:32Speaker 01

  It's cra- I don't know why, I, listen, here's my take on, as a, as a, as a new homeowner trying to figure stuff out. I think the chain link is fine, new stuff is okay, even if it's lower quality, it's new. You got, and listen, they make chain link now, it's not gonna be, you're thinking like an old rusty fucking curved in, it's been people, you know, it's got spider webs on it and shit, nah.

• 44:55H. Foley?

  Just gotta make sure the dog can't get under it.

• 44:57Speaker 01

  Yeah, a new fence, any kind of new fence, I think you're okay.

• 45:00Speaker 03

  Those like new ballparks where they have like the nice like, uh, black kinda chain link with the plastic kinda around it.

• 45:06Speaker 01

  That's alright, I, I think-

• 45:07H. Foley?

  What new ballparks?

• 45:08Speaker 03

  Like, like, uh, new kids like park, they'll have like, the-

• 45:11Speaker 01

  It's like the-

• 45:12Speaker 03

  Chain link, but it's covered with like a plastic coating.

• 45:14Speaker 01

  Like a black rubber or something like that?

• 45:15H. Foley?

  That's probably, they'd probably bang you out for that.

• 45:18Speaker 01

  Yeah, but it's probably, it's probably less than the wood.

• 45:21H. Foley?

  Wood'll get you.

• 45:22Speaker 01

  The wood's gonna get you.

• 45:23H. Foley?

  They say wood might be one of the rarest, uh, things in the universe.

• 45:27Speaker 01

  In the universe, yeah.

• 45:28H. Foley?

  They've never seen wood anywhere else except for our planet.

• 45:31Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's what I'm saying, the universe, yeah, I would say it's probably not the rarest thing on the planet, though, I think-

• 45:35H. Foley?

  No, no, not on the planet.

• 45:36Speaker 01

  Yeah. I mean, I don't give a fuck about the, I don't give a fuck about the universe.

• 45:42Speaker 01

  Right?

• 45:43Speaker 03

  I mean, you set that up like it's the currency of the future.

• 45:46H. Foley?

  Wood?

• 45:46Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 45:47H. Foley?

  No, they say salt.

• 45:49Speaker 03

  That's end times.

• 45:50Speaker 01

  Oh, you just saw that, TikTok.

• 45:52H. Foley?

  What TikTok?

• 45:53Speaker 01

  Yeah, you did.

• 45:53H. Foley?

  I don't, I don't, first of all-

• 45:54Speaker 01

  Somebody wa-

• 45:55H. Foley?

  I don't have TikTok and I haven't been on my phone like that.

• 45:57Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 45:58H. Foley?

  I don't have Instagram.

• 45:59Speaker 01

  You been, you laid in bed all day yesterday and then what, watched?

• 46:01H. Foley?

  I wasn't in bed all day yesterday, I was back and forth between appointments with, uh, eye doctors and then-

• 46:06Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 46:06H. Foley?

  When I got settled in at night, I, uh, writhed in pain for about an hour and a half and then, uh, fell asleep.

• 46:13Speaker 01

  Sweet.

• 46:14H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 46:15Speaker 01

  Well, I stand corrected, my friend.

• 46:17H. Foley?

  Yes. Take that.

• 46:20Speaker 01

  To the bank. Okay, um-

• 46:23H. Foley?

  To the plank.

• 46:24Speaker 01

  No, there was like this, uh, there's, yeah, it was like the most valuable thing, it's been, every war's actually been fought over, it's like the-

• 46:30H. Foley?

  Oh, salt? Yeah, back in the day, yeah.

• 46:32Speaker 01

  Yeah, I watched that video then. Yeah, the video, I seen-

• 46:35H. Foley?

  I know what you're talking about, I seen that.

• 46:36Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 46:37H. Foley?

  I didn't know shit, pick it. I didn't learn this at Harvard, I learned it on fucking, uh, you know.

• 46:41Speaker 01

  Shorts or something.

• 46:42H. Foley?

  Yeah, and you know, high school, whatever.

• 46:44Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 46:46H. Foley?

  Salt was big.

• 46:47Speaker 01

  Huge.

• 46:48H. Foley?

  If we went back there with a fucking couple pounds of salt, we'd fucking run the joint.

• 46:52Speaker 01

  They'd kill you.

• 46:53H. Foley?

  No, they wouldn't.

• 46:54Speaker 01

  We go, hey, hey, I'm charging for this.

• 46:56H. Foley?

  Yeah, right, we'll bring a fucking long gun.

• 46:58Speaker 01

  You'd probably do it all, get high on your own supply. All fucking, you'd be fucking, you'd all be, you'd be preserved from the inside out.

• 47:06H. Foley?

  No, dude, go back with a fucking long gun, fucking plenty of ammo, they think we're fucking God.

• 47:10Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 47:12H. Foley?

  Go with all the chicks.

• 47:13Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's what you want.

• 47:15H. Foley?

  Salt?

• 47:16Speaker 01

  Smelly salt pussy.

• 47:19Speaker 01

  That's what I, that's what I wanna do, I wanna go back in time.

• 47:22H. Foley?

  We'd go to like ancient Egypt or something like that.

• 47:24Speaker 01

  Is that where your head's at? You'd go back in time and try to get some fucking pussy?

• 47:31H. Foley?

  No.

• 47:32Speaker 01

  First of all, you'd be the biggest person they ever saw.

• 47:34H. Foley?

  I'd go back in time. I wouldn't go fucking to the future.

• 47:37Speaker 01

  They think you smell. Okay, God, what's this? Gay putts.

• 47:41H. Foley?

  I wouldn't, I wouldn't, I wouldn't go to the future.

• 47:42Speaker 01

  So, do you work at a grocery store? You're wearing that.

• 47:47H. Foley?

  Yeah, a lot of guys in the future work at grocery stores. It's really cool.

• 47:51Speaker 01

  It's actually a government position.

• 47:52H. Foley?

  It's kinda like the new fighter pilot. Um, I, uh, I wouldn't go to the future. My dollar's useless. I'd go back in time.

• 48:01Speaker 01

  Shove it on that wood. You got a door a flame lock.

• 48:06H. Foley?

  I'd go back in time.

• 48:08Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 48:08H. Foley?

  Ancient Egypt. Seemed nice.

• 48:11Speaker 01

  Oh, you couldn't cut it.

• 48:13H. Foley?

  What do you mean? If I'd be rich guy, I'd have all that salt.

• 48:16Speaker 01

  They would, they'd-

• 48:17H. Foley?

  Plus I'd have the long gun.

• 48:18Speaker 01

  They would skin you.

• 48:19H. Foley?

  The thunder stick. You would skin me.

• 48:21Speaker 01

  I mean, what, you gotta keep all, you gotta, how much, you gotta keep all the fucking... You can't open your eye when I'm talking. You can't have two closed eyes when I'm talking to you.

• 48:31Speaker 01

  I'm like an old boxer. Um...

• 48:35Speaker 01

  I forget what I was just-

• 48:36Speaker 03

  Drug Willie?

• 48:38Speaker 01

  You gotta keep all the gunpowder, the bullets. You lose stuff left and right.

• 48:42H. Foley?

  I got no gunpowder. I got a fucking bunch of magazines.

• 48:45Speaker 01

  You gonna carry them around?

• 48:46H. Foley?

  I'll bring a, all you need is a couple. You shoot that once, fucking everybody.

• 48:51Speaker 03

  Popular history says an ounce of salt was worth an ounce of gold.

• 48:56H. Foley?

  Fuck!

• 48:58H. Foley?

  I really blew it. I could've been a salt millionaire, Kippy.

• 49:01Speaker 01

  Hey, good enough.

• 49:02H. Foley?

  Yeah, I could've. They didn't have blow back then.

• 49:06Speaker 01

  Yeah, you'd be doing the fucking, the devil's yam-yam or something. A little bit of fucking-

• 49:11H. Foley?

  See if they had drugs in ancient Egypt.

• 49:12Speaker 03

  Yeah, opium and shit.

• 49:13H. Foley?

  Opium?

• 49:14Speaker 01

  They had licking toads. They doing all sorts of freaky shit back then. Had to do something to pass the time.

• 49:21Speaker 03

  Still had booze.

• 49:22Speaker 01

  Yeah, hooch. Yeah, you'd be freebasing hooch or something like that.

• 49:27H. Foley?

  That was like vinegar wine, whatever they had back then. You ever see some of that shit the Romans drank and ate? Ugh.

• 49:33Speaker 01

  No.

• 49:34Speaker 03

  Cut it with water.

• 49:35H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 49:37Speaker 01

  Um-

• 49:38H. Foley?

  They had cut waters back then?

• 49:39Speaker 01

  This one's great. This is from Jammed Up. What a name. Didn't even put that together. Jammed Up. Jam, J-A-M, up, D-U-P-P. Uh, this is a $10 homie. Is it garbage to make a sandwich with the dinner rolls at a wedding reception?

• 49:58Speaker 01

  Dude, if anybody gets the show, it's this guy. First of all, homerun name, Jammed Up.

• 50:04H. Foley?

  Homerun.

• 50:06Speaker 01

  Is it garbage to ma- ah!

• 50:08H. Foley?

  It is, and I've done it.

• 50:09Speaker 01

  It is. I don't know if I've ever done it.

• 50:11H. Foley?

  Absolutely.

• 50:12Speaker 01

  You can't be, you can't be doing that.

• 50:14H. Foley?

  A little mini Swedish meatball, fucking slice a little roll in half, throw that in the middle?

• 50:19Speaker 01

  I think it depen- it depends on the size of the roll. That's a big-

• 50:24H. Foley?

  Little bangers.

• 50:25Speaker 01

  The little square Jones?

• 50:26H. Foley?

  Whatever.

• 50:27Speaker 01

  Nah, whatever. I'm asking. Yeah.

• 50:29H. Foley?

  If you're at a nice affair, they're not gonna have fucking hamburger rolls. They're gonna be Kaisers.

• 50:33Speaker 01

  I wish they did.

• 50:34H. Foley?

  No shit.

• 50:35Speaker 01

  Shout out to a Kaiser roll. A poppy seeded Kaiser roll. Woo!

• 50:39Speaker 03

  I don't like them.

• 50:44Speaker 01

  Um, yeah, I don't, uh, da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Yeah.

• 50:49Speaker 03

  You gotta find a quiet corner.

• 50:51Speaker 01

  Yeah, you gotta be, you can't be at a table with mixed company. You can't be like, so what do you do for a living as you're making fucking roast beef sliders or something like that?

• 51:00H. Foley?

  Honey, can you give me a little bit of mayo?

• 51:02Speaker 01

  Um, yeah, you can't do that. It's got, if you're with your whole family, I'm with it. And if it's a little less, uh, less of a, this is just my personal, don't wanna be embarrassed. This is shameful for my end. I'm all about making Sammies. Have at it. I would feel a little ashamed at a higher class event. If it's, if you're serving...

• 51:25Speaker 01

  If you're getting served, I would say no. If it's from chafing dish, like a buffet style, then I think the rules are a little more lax. And it depends at what table you're at.

• 51:34H. Foley?

  Sure. I'll give you that. Yeah, I'm still doing it.

• 51:38Speaker 01

  And the size of the roll, for me, yeah.

• 51:40H. Foley?

  I still say do it.

• 51:41Speaker 01

  Because the bigger the roll is, the less messy it is, I feel. You know what I mean? The smaller it is, it's, it doesn't hold as much, but that's what I would say.

• 51:50Speaker 03

  Bigger is more of a sandwich you're making, though.

• 51:52Speaker 01

  Which I'm okay with. That's-

• 51:54H. Foley?

  You're cutting it in half.

• 51:55Speaker 03

  Like a quick little Hawaiian roll, like, you just bang that out.

• 51:58Speaker 01

  They don't hold to me, though. Yeah, I get, they don't-

• 52:00H. Foley?

  I like those Kings Hawaiian.

• 52:01Speaker 01

  I mean, if you're at a wedding serving Kings Hawaiian.

• 52:04H. Foley?

  Got bigger problems.

• 52:07Speaker 01

  You gotta go-

• 52:07H. Foley?

  They're in the bag.

• 52:08Speaker 01

  You gotta go put money in the meter.

• 52:10H. Foley?

  They're in the bag.

• 52:11Speaker 01

  Yeah. Um, yeah, that's, uh, I would say, I'd say no. But also, hey, live your truth, you know what I mean? What do I know? The hell do I even know? Um, this one's just, this is just, uh, we've had this name before. Shee Crab Poop, homerun. $10 dickwad here.

• 52:29H. Foley?

  Hey, buddy.

• 52:31Speaker 01

  I don't know if we've, I'm sure we have, but is it garbage to call microwaving something nuking it?

• 52:35H. Foley?

  Oh.

• 52:35Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's just, that's a staple. But I, if I never really thought about it.

• 52:42H. Foley?

  Nuked it.

• 52:42Speaker 01

  Like you nuked them.

• 52:44H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 52:44Speaker 01

  You know what I mean? Like, it's not-

• 52:45H. Foley?

  It's nuclear, uh-

• 52:47Speaker 01

  I know.

• 52:47H. Foley?

  Science, Kevin.

• 52:48Speaker 01

  Sure, I never, I never thought about it.

• 52:49H. Foley?

  Microwave-

• 52:50Speaker 01

  Now, was that clean or is that not clean?

• 52:52H. Foley?

  What do you mean?

• 52:53Speaker 01

  You know what I mean.

• 52:54H. Foley?

  Radiation? Fallout?

• 52:57Speaker 01

  I always thought it was bad, but then people, I don't know.

• 53:00H. Foley?

  Microwaving stuff?

• 53:01Speaker 01

  No, not microwave, like actual-

• 53:02H. Foley?

  Changes the molecule.

• 53:03Speaker 01

  Nuclear reactors.

• 53:04H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 53:05Speaker 01

  Is that clean? Is that good for the environment?

• 53:07Speaker 03

  It's very clean. It's ver- the waste is like a big problem, though, because it, it stays radioactive for a long time.

• 53:13Speaker 01

  You're telling me, huh?

• 53:14Speaker 03

  So where to house it is a problem.

• 53:16H. Foley?

  However, they have, uh, they have new ones that they could, that they could throw in that, um, are self-sustaining and almost indestructible. You know?

• 53:26Speaker 01

  Yeah, no, that's news to me. Yeah, that's good.

• 53:28H. Foley?

  Human error is usually the biggest flaw in that.

• 53:30Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 53:31H. Foley?

  Yeah. But, uh, yeah, we should all be, we should all be nuked up.

• 53:34Speaker 01

  Nuclear waste.

• 53:34H. Foley?

  We know nuclear power. Endless power.

• 53:38Speaker 01

  Yeah, what do you, smash atoms together real bad or something like that?

• 53:43H. Foley?

  Yeah, smash atoms.

• 53:44Speaker 01

  A deionizer?

• 53:46H. Foley?

  Deionizer? That'll get the smell out.

• 53:50Speaker 01

  Hit you with your deionizer. Uh, all right, this one's from Andrew Murphy. Good Irish name.

• 53:56H. Foley?

  Ah, Mr. Murphy.

• 53:57Speaker 01

  Andrew Mur- you know the Murphys from down there, Delaware Ave? They live right next to Rock Lobster?

• 54:02H. Foley?

  This fall, I'm voting for Andrew Murphy.

• 54:05Speaker 01

  I went back to see Denise. The midterm, it was midterm a-

• 54:10H. Foley?

  Tell me she has the flags in her yard.

• 54:12Speaker 01

  No, no, no, no.

• 54:14H. Foley?

  What are they called?

• 54:15Speaker 01

  The, the, the signs.

• 54:16H. Foley?

  Oh, man.

• 54:18Speaker 01

  But, uh, I just did Bucks in general. Obviously, there's a, see if you can find the documentary. There's a documentary, I think, on Bucks County.

• 54:26H. Foley?

  Bucks County Politics?

• 54:27Speaker 01

  Yes, because it's like such a battleground-

• 54:30H. Foley?

  Kevin Ryan Goes to Scoogies.

• 54:33Speaker 01

  But there, there's a-

• 54:33H. Foley?

  Doesn't want you to know the-

• 54:35Speaker 03

  It's a five-part PBS docu-series.

• 54:37Speaker 01

  And dude, like, there's, there's, there's people, apparently, it's like real cra- like, no one's showing it, or it's getting like blacklisted. It's like, it's a dicey.

• 54:45Speaker 03

  The director did Rain Man and Diner.

• 54:48H. Foley?

  Oh, no shit?

• 54:49Speaker 03

  One of them, yeah.

• 54:49H. Foley?

  Barry Levinson?

• 54:50Speaker 03

  Barry Levinson.

• 54:52Speaker 01

  There you go. You know, I'll talk to him. See if we get, see if we get-

• 54:56H. Foley?

  You were impressed that I knew that, weren't you?

• 54:57Speaker 03

  No.

• 54:58Speaker 01

  A movie from the 70s? No, that's, that's in your fucking wheelhouse.

• 55:02H. Foley?

  The 80s and 90s.

• 55:03Speaker 01

  Whatever.

• 55:05H. Foley?

  Thanks, pal. Love Barry Levinson.

• 55:08Speaker 01

  What else did he do? He was in, he acted in something or wrote something.

• 55:11H. Foley?

  He was all, he was in Rain Man. He played the doctor in Rain Man at the, uh, place that Dustin Hoffman stayed.

• 55:18Speaker 03

  Sleepers, Good Morning Vietnam.

• 55:20Speaker 01

  Sleepers. We were just talking about sleepers. Um, anywho, but those signs are all out there, and I love a good, apparently, there is some guy who, you know, voted to give himself a raise and raise, it's like, dude, it's like real dirtbag smear tactics, and I'm all about it. This is Joe Jenkins. He's, he slapped your mother.

• 55:42H. Foley?

  Those commercials are wild.

• 55:44Speaker 01

  I know. It's just, I feel like it's even more, and in Bucks specifically-

• 55:48H. Foley?

  Kevin Ryan thinks he's too good to eat a school lunch.

• 55:52Speaker 01

  I'm not, but with the children I'm teaching, I am.

• 55:55H. Foley?

  He smokes candied cigarettes and rides his bike across the street when he shouldn't. This fall, vote for H. Foley. I'm H. Foley, and I approve this message.

• 56:09H. Foley?

  Fucking bury you.

• 56:11Speaker 01

  Uh-huh.

• 56:12H. Foley?

  How we run for office?

• 56:14Speaker 01

  You should run for office.

• 56:15H. Foley?

  No, against each other. See who wins.

• 56:17Speaker 01

  What?

• 56:17H. Foley?

  See who wins.

• 56:18Speaker 01

  And what, comptroller?

• 56:20H. Foley?

  Yeah, I always wanted to be a, I don't know what they do.

• 56:22Speaker 01

  I mean, listen, I would just-

• 56:23H. Foley?

  They're on the take, I know that.

• 56:24Speaker 01

  Who?

• 56:25H. Foley?

  Comptrollers. That's where the bread gets buttered.

• 56:28Speaker 01

  I would, I mean, you'd be cooked in a half a second. I would just make the fucking Amex episode public.

• 56:35H. Foley?

  What? That's content for comedy purposes, your honor. This is a smear campaign by Mr. Ryan. So he can get in with his Mondami politics.

• 56:44Speaker 01

  I would just sit there and just read the statements from June, July, and August.

• 56:48H. Foley?

  This man's a terrorist.

• 56:51Speaker 01

  Trace his roots. He was born in Afghanistan.

• 56:57Speaker 03

  H. Foley says he, he injured his eye in active duty.

• 57:01Speaker 01

  You're dressed like a fucking, you're dressed like Colin Powell.

• 57:08Speaker 01

  Five-star general, actually.

• 57:12Speaker 01

  You got a hook for a hand plane.

• 57:14H. Foley?

  When you shot down a hundred fighter jets, you know how to run for public office. Kevin Ryan has a small penis and his wife is unsatisfied. For a real war hero.

• 57:26H. Foley?

  Turns out it's the worst case of pink eye.

• 57:32Speaker 01

  Take it from me, this is my submarine.

• 57:39H. Foley?

  I'm over on the Intrepid.

• 57:41Speaker 01

  You got the shark Photoshop and stuff for you real bad.

• 57:46Speaker 03

  Oh geez, Loey.

• 57:52Speaker 01

  This is a homerun. This is from Burn Oil. Uh, are you garbage if your two-year-old has more teeth than you do? I'm 31. That's jammed up, dude. Uh, that's a really good one, because they had two, and teeth are flying in. And if you're in your 30s and you haven't lived great, they start, you know, I see how you can meet in the middle.

• 58:12H. Foley?

  I could use a bozo or a homie that works, that does Invisalign here in the New York, New York area.

• 58:17Speaker 01

  You have dental.

• 58:19H. Foley?

  Do I? Thought I didn't have eye.

• 58:22Speaker 01

  I think we have everything.

• 58:23H. Foley?

  I don't know.

• 58:24Speaker 03

  We have everything.

• 58:24Speaker 01

  We have everything.

• 58:25Speaker 03

  I just went to a doctor.

• 58:26Speaker 01

  Nadine, yeah, Nadine just took the baby to...

• 58:28H. Foley?

  I still want the Invisalign guy. Hit me up. Love you. Not on Instagram.

• 58:32Speaker 01

  Invisalign for you?

• 58:33H. Foley?

  Hit me up on Twitter.

• 58:34Speaker 01

  And wait, hold on, Invisalign for you?

• 58:36H. Foley?

  Yeah, that's right.

• 58:38H. Foley?

  Get some fucking caps, too.

• 58:41Speaker 01

  So why are you gonna Invisalign them in cat, I mean, you gotta get your priority. You're currently wearing an eye patch. And dress like you work at a supermarket, bragging about black socks, and you wanna get Invisalign?

• 58:51H. Foley?

  Yeah, you got a point.

• 58:54Speaker 01

  It's like putting an air freshener in a hooptie.

• 58:56H. Foley?

  First I take the Caribbean, then I get everything. All that banana money.

• 59:01Speaker 01

  A Banana Republic.

• 59:03H. Foley?

  What does that mean?

• 59:06Speaker 01

  The economy's based on...

• 59:07H. Foley?

  Bananas?

• 59:08Speaker 01

  Yeah, or just like, I don't know specifically, but those countries...

• 59:11H. Foley?

  Wait, that's why they call it Banana Republic. Why do they call those clothing?

• 59:14Speaker 01

  I think it was from the 70s, it was just a good name. It was a banana, it's a Banana Republic. It's a, you know...

• 59:18H. Foley?

  What's a banana court? Or, uh, what's it called?

• 59:21Speaker 03

  Kangaroo Court.

• 59:21H. Foley?

  Kangaroo Court.

• 59:22Speaker 01

  I think that was from, wasn't that from a...

• 59:23Speaker 03

  It's a sham trial.

• 59:24Speaker 01

  Yeah, from a TV show, right?

• 59:26H. Foley?

  No, that's Captain Kangaroo.

• 59:28Speaker 01

  That's what I'm thinking of.

• 59:29H. Foley?

  Yeah. My arch nemesis.

• 59:30Speaker 01

  Was he a lawyer or something?

• 59:32H. Foley?

  No, I don't know what he was.

• 59:34Speaker 01

  Where's Kangaroo Court come from?

• 59:35Speaker 03

  Uh...

• 59:38H. Foley?

  He was a captain, I think. Steamship or something. I don't know. There was always a little sketch on him.

• 59:43Speaker 03

  Uh, 1841, there was like a article about...

• 59:48H. Foley?

  An article?

• 59:49Speaker 03

  Yeah, it seems like...

• 59:50Speaker 01

  An article!

• 59:52H. Foley?

  Eye patch is itchy.

• 59:55Speaker 01

  We have four more episodes to do today.

• 59:57H. Foley?

  It's alright. I'm here for you. The bozos and the homies.

• 1:00:02Speaker 01

  My camera's over here.

• 1:00:02H. Foley?

  Kevin Ryan's not. He wanted to call out today. So we can...

• 1:00:07Speaker 01

  Who called out yesterday?

• 1:00:09H. Foley?

  I had a sermatic injury.

• 1:00:11Speaker 01

  A sermatic injury.

• 1:00:12H. Foley?

  Traumatic injury.

• 1:00:13Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:00:15H. Foley?

  As long as the kids are safe, that's all that matters.

• 1:00:17Speaker 01

  Sure. Um, you have dent, I mean, you wait, you have eye care. You didn't pay for this.

• 1:00:23H. Foley?

  I did. Out of pocket.

• 1:00:25Speaker 01

  No, you didn't.

• 1:00:26H. Foley?

  Yes, I did.

• 1:00:26Speaker 01

  I mean, that's your fault.

• 1:00:29H. Foley?

  Twenty thousand dollars they charged me.

• 1:00:31Speaker 01

  Oh, that's weird. You like that number, don't you?

• 1:00:34H. Foley?

  I enjoy it.

• 1:00:37H. Foley?

  Can't really see you right now. But I assume you're making some type of snide face.

• 1:00:41Speaker 01

  I wasn't. I was smiling, because it's funny, I think. Um, okay...

• 1:00:47H. Foley?

  Talk to me, baby.

• 1:00:48Speaker 01

  Let's see here. This one's fine. Never thought about this. This is from three-digit SAT score. Great name. Uh, $10 homie, never had one read. You ever have your trunk and your hood open at the same time? Bonus points if it wasn't in your driveway, you're probably jammed the fuck up. That's so true.

• 1:01:06H. Foley?

  Getting something out of the trunk to help you. Or you're showing off your car to Bob's Big Boy.

• 1:01:10Speaker 01

  Which I respect that.

• 1:01:11H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:12Speaker 01

  But why are you showing off the trunk?

• 1:01:14H. Foley?

  Trunks are cool. Are those old cars?

• 1:01:16Speaker 01

  If you got something, okay.

• 1:01:17H. Foley?

  Maybe you got the engine back there.

• 1:01:18Speaker 01

  You got some subwoofers back there or something?

• 1:01:20H. Foley?

  Yeah, you got some subbies going.

• 1:01:23Speaker 01

  That's the sound of the 20s when they're hitting in the trunk. Shout out to Cottonmouth Kings. You don't know Cottonmouth Kings?

• 1:01:29Speaker 03

  Of course I know them.

• 1:01:30Speaker 01

  Yeah, you fucking weedhead.

• 1:01:31Speaker 03

  Just for the culture, dog.

• 1:01:32H. Foley?

  I thought Cottonmouth Kings was the name of a band.

• 1:01:33Speaker 01

  Bam, bam, bam. That's the sound of the 50s when they're hitting in the trunk. That shit dropped when I was in 7th grade. Good, and that's all I wanted to be. Me and the boys were gonna be the next Cottonmouth Kings, splitting a dime bag.

• 1:01:46H. Foley?

  I thought, I thought they were...

• 1:01:47Speaker 01

  They won the cannabis cup in Amsterdam. That's what he would say.

• 1:01:51H. Foley?

  Oh, really? What about your weed?

• 1:01:52Speaker 01

  The cannabis cup was like...

• 1:01:53H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:54Speaker 01

  And that dude, this is, you know...

• 1:01:55H. Foley?

  Remember somebody got their hands on a High Times magazine?

• 1:01:59Speaker 01

  Shit. My boy was on the cover of High Times. Yeah.

• 1:02:03H. Foley?

  What'd he do?

• 1:02:04Speaker 01

  Uh, he's...

• 1:02:05H. Foley?

  Cruising sticky.

• 1:02:06Speaker 01

  He is a very high-up military guy, or like...

• 1:02:11H. Foley?

  Oh, I know who you're talking about.

• 1:02:12Speaker 01

  Yeah. Assassin-level stuff.

• 1:02:14H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:02:14Speaker 01

  And he came back and, uh, was a big, he's a big advocate for it, for PTSD.

• 1:02:20H. Foley?

  Hmm.

• 1:02:21Speaker 01

  Uh, so yeah, he ended up on the...

• 1:02:24H. Foley?

  It's pretty sick.

• 1:02:25Speaker 01

  It's a pretty sick cover of the photo, too. He's got like the helmet, it's in like black, he's got a helmet on, he's like fucking ripping a doobski.

• 1:02:32H. Foley?

  Wait, the helmet like the...

• 1:02:33Speaker 01

  Like the battle helmet.

• 1:02:34H. Foley?

  Oh. Good reason I thought it was a skateboard helmet, I don't know why.

• 1:02:38Speaker 01

  Why would they put him in a skate, who's he, Bob Burnquist?

• 1:02:40H. Foley?

  It was Bob Burnquist.

• 1:02:41Speaker 01

  That's a deep cut.

• 1:02:43H. Foley?

  Is he a skateboarder?

• 1:02:44Speaker 01

  No. Oddly enough, he's an accountant. He's a comptroller.

• 1:02:50Speaker 01

  Um, let's see here, we got time for one friggin' more.

• 1:02:54H. Foley?

  Hit me!

• 1:02:54Speaker 01

  Um, this one's just fun. We'll get on a fun, silly note. This is from Roddy. Uh, $16 Aussie dollar mate.

• 1:03:02H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:03:02Speaker 01

  Is that what they're called, Australian dollars?

• 1:03:04H. Foley?

  No.

• 1:03:06Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:03:06H. Foley?

  Really? Australian dollars?

• 1:03:09Speaker 01

  Well, yeah, it's USD. United States. We just call them dollars.

• 1:03:12H. Foley?

  I'll give you a little USD.

• 1:03:14Speaker 03

  AUD.

• 1:03:15Speaker 01

  AUD, yeah.

• 1:03:16H. Foley?

  See what I said?

• 1:03:17Speaker 01

  Well, give me a little D.

• 1:03:18H. Foley?

  I give you a little USD.

• 1:03:19Speaker 01

  Uh-huh, what's that mean?

• 1:03:22H. Foley?

  My penis?

• 1:03:22Speaker 01

  Uh-huh, is it USD?

• 1:03:24H. Foley?

  Yeah, USD.

• 1:03:25Speaker 03

  Ubiquitous small dick.

• 1:03:27Speaker 01

  Unidentifiable small dingleberry.

• 1:03:32H. Foley?

  You say that? Who said that?

• 1:03:36Speaker 01

  I can't see, I can feel you. I can feel you looking at me.

• 1:03:40Speaker 01

  Uh...

• 1:03:40H. Foley?

  This thing's itchy.

• 1:03:41Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:03:43H. Foley?

  What do you know? You never won a patch?

• 1:03:45Speaker 01

  I just told you I have.

• 1:03:46H. Foley?

  Well, as a little kid, for a couple of minutes, you're talking about...

• 1:03:49Speaker 01

  Sorry, I never wore one as a 50-year-old.

• 1:03:52H. Foley?

  This is a military issue.

• 1:03:53Speaker 01

  You know what's crazy? You're at the age where that might not bounce back. You might just be eye patch guy. You know what I mean? You get to an age and a health limit where like, you fall or you hurt your knee, you just gotta, like, you know...

• 1:04:04H. Foley?

  What kind of fucking dickhead says that to a guy who makes his living, whose life's work is in front of the camera?

• 1:04:14Speaker 01

  So what do you need a second eye for?

• 1:04:15H. Foley?

  I, what are you talking about, asshole? Who the fuck's gonna cast me as a fucking, I gotta work as a pirate?

• 1:04:21Speaker 01

  You don't make your living as an actor. I hate to, I hate to break it to you.

• 1:04:25H. Foley?

  In front of the camera?

• 1:04:26Speaker 01

  Yeah, here, it's fine here. It's funny here. Is it not funny? Are we not laughing?

• 1:04:33Speaker 03

  I really, it would only enhance all the characters you play.

• 1:04:36Speaker 01

  You could be in the next Austin Bowers reboot.

• 1:04:39H. Foley?

  Bowers? Austin Bowers?

• 1:04:41Speaker 01

  It's a spin-off Barry Levinson's.

• 1:04:44Speaker 01

  That's some high-level comedy.

• 1:04:46H. Foley?

  That's pretty good.

• 1:04:47Speaker 01

  Um...

• 1:04:48H. Foley?

  Austin Bowers.

• 1:04:50Speaker 01

  Good day, mate. He's Australian.

• 1:04:55Speaker 01

  Uh, what was I just friggin' doing here?

• 1:04:58H. Foley?

  You said you had a little humdinger for us.

• 1:05:00Speaker 01

  Yeah, we didn't get the, I'm sorry, we didn't get the, uh, we didn't get the Austin, Andrew Murphy's.

• 1:05:04H. Foley?

  Murphy?

• 1:05:06Speaker 01

  That's why I'm voting for Murphy.

• 1:05:07H. Foley?

  That's why this fall, I'm voting for Andrew Murphy.

• 1:05:09Speaker 01

  Also, outside Philadelphia, New York's kind of the same. It's all Irish in a town. It's mostly Irish guys.

• 1:05:14H. Foley?

  Uh-huh.

• 1:05:15Speaker 01

  You know what I mean? That's why I wrote, your vote for O'Flanigan. Um, is it classy if I only buy coffee that has the word arabica on it? Is it trashy if I have no idea what it means, dude? When arabica beans hit, Denise thought she was the Sultan of Burni. It was crazy.

• 1:05:36H. Foley?

  It was nuts. In King Sullivan's mind, arabica.

• 1:05:39Speaker 01

  I got, it's got the arabica. Yeah, I don't know what it is, find it...

• 1:05:44H. Foley?

  That's ISIS!

• 1:05:45Speaker 01

  That's, I think, it's Middle Eastern, right?

• 1:05:48H. Foley?

  Shout out to...

• 1:05:49Speaker 01

  It ain't from Jersey, I know that much.

• 1:05:50H. Foley?

  Make a good cup of coffee over there.

• 1:05:53Speaker 01

  They ju, that's all branding.

• 1:05:54H. Foley?

  Arabica beans. Yeah, it's all bullshit.

• 1:05:56Speaker 01

  Uh, but Arabian?

• 1:05:58Speaker 03

  Uh, the bean is called that because European botanists and traders mistakenly linked the plant to the Arabian Peninsula.

• 1:06:05Speaker 01

  Where's it from?

• 1:06:07Speaker 03

  Uh, Ethiopia.

• 1:06:08H. Foley?

  Ooh, very nice. Make a good cup of coffee over there in Ethiopia.

• 1:06:12Speaker 01

  That's where that, that's where that lemur eats the beans and then shits them out.

• 1:06:16H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:16Speaker 01

  I'd like to get my hands on that. I'd like a cup of joe.

• 1:06:19H. Foley?

  Fuck yeah. I like a nice cup of coffee.

• 1:06:21Speaker 01

  You're a little too into it. Yeah. Give me a scat cup, stat.

• 1:06:25Speaker 03

  Put it in my eye. Put it in my other eye.

• 1:06:27H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:28Speaker 01

  Is that what you're into?

• 1:06:29H. Foley?

  I had a latte there that was, didn't drink it. First time ever, didn't drink it. Eh, I'm not doing it. Eh.

• 1:06:35Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:06:36H. Foley?

  Probably a very reputable establishment in my neighborhood, too. Cousin Ian would be very upset.

• 1:06:43Speaker 01

  Wow. You've really, you know, you're really become, turning your nose up to a latte because it's not up to your standards?

• 1:06:51H. Foley?

  I'm a Brooklyn guy.

• 1:06:54Speaker 01

  Okay, tell about the black socks.

• 1:06:55H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:55Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:06:56H. Foley?

  And my lo-fi records in my room.

• 1:06:58Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:06:59H. Foley?

  A lot of Sonic Youth I'm listening to.

• 1:07:01Speaker 01

  I've seen that room. Ain't nothing youthful about it, guy.

• 1:07:05H. Foley?

  Should see it now, it looks like it was tossed by the fucking alphabet boys.

• 1:07:08Speaker 01

  That's when I saw it, it didn't look great.

• 1:07:09H. Foley?

  Because I couldn't find this.

• 1:07:10Speaker 01

  Served a no-knock.

• 1:07:11H. Foley?

  I ripped the place apart.

• 1:07:13Speaker 01

  Uh-huh.

• 1:07:14H. Foley?

  Freaking out.

• 1:07:15Speaker 03

  Where was it?

• 1:07:16Speaker 01

  In my pocket.

• 1:07:18H. Foley?

  It was in the bathroom. Isn't that crazy?

• 1:07:22Speaker 01

  Of the neighbor's house, I don't know how we got. Alright, we gotta wrap it up, gang.

• 1:07:25H. Foley?

  Gang, we love you to death.

• 1:07:26Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:07:27H. Foley?

  Kippy, I love you.

• 1:07:28Speaker 01

  I love you too, bud.

• 1:07:29H. Foley?

  Lukey, I love you. And, uh, you know what? Uh, I'll tell you what, we'll see you in three days. Peace.

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