Trashy Home Security! w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

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• 0:00H. Foley?

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• 0:10Speaker 01

  Yeah, and if you liked what you saw, we are on tour right now. We're gonna be in San Jose, San Diego, Tacoma, Atlanta, Philly.

• 0:17H. Foley?

  Hello.

• 0:17Speaker 01

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• 0:29H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 0:30Speaker 02

  Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.

• 0:49H. Foley?

  Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage?

• 0:55Speaker 01

  Hey, yeah.

• 0:56H. Foley?

  It's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians and we find that it's a good to be classy.

• 1:00Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:01H. Foley?

  Or just a big ol' piece of trash.

• 1:02Speaker 01

  Dirtbag.

• 1:03H. Foley?

  I'm your host, H. Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Tootie's in the new addition. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Hasselhoff.

• 1:10Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:11H. Foley?

  That's a pretty good pull.

• 1:12Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 1:13H. Foley?

  David Hasselhoff.

• 1:15Speaker 01

  Really rushed to get through it. You're like a dog with a bone. Big man liked that one. Couldn't wait to get to the punchline.

• 1:21H. Foley?

  Like, the more than you. My co-host's coming at you from across the table.

• 1:25Speaker 01

  I don't know what this character is.

• 1:27H. Foley?

  A family episode, just the boys, the bozos, and the homies, and Luke, just the way we like it. My co-host is coming at you from across the table, very dear friend of mine, CEO of Are You Garbage, Father of the Year, King of the Burbs, King of the Boards, give it up for the one and only Kenny Ryan, everybody.

• 1:43Speaker 01

  Shout out to Kenny. Big man's gone. He can fucking razz ya and dazz ya. Uh, shout out to the motherfucking lifeblood. What am I talking about? Talking like it's a goddamn Patreon episode. I'm sorry. Shout out. Uh, first of all, please make sure you rate, view, subscribe on iTunes and Spotify. Full avail- full video available over there on Spotify. The boys are climbing the frickin' charts, like it or love it. The underdog's in the top 25.

• 2:08H. Foley?

  Let's go. Top 25 comedy, top 100 on all podcasts in the universe.

• 2:13Speaker 01

  Yeah, and listen, that's all we need right now. You don't need nothing more than that. I don't wanna, listen, I don't wanna target on our back.

• 2:20H. Foley?

  In the charts.

• 2:21Speaker 01

  We're in here, we're hanging, we're going to work, we're doing well, we're doing, this is nice.

• 2:27H. Foley?

  Steve Winwood was in the middle of the charts for years.

• 2:29Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 2:30H. Foley?

  You know, Valerie? You know that song?

• 2:32Speaker 01

  I'm gonna fucking get demonetized for that copyright infringement. Um, and then obviously, check out YouTube too, those numbers are cookin'.

• 2:42H. Foley?

  Got the American Garbage Special.

• 2:44Speaker 01

  Yeah, closing on, I think, close to 700,000, 650,000.

• 2:47H. Foley?

  We got the big tour, American Garbage, that's kicking off.

• 2:50Speaker 01

  Kicking off.

• 2:51H. Foley?

  Let's go.

• 2:52Speaker 01

  Right.

• 2:53H. Foley?

  Clubs, weekends, hanging out in the city, sticking our heels in.

• 2:56Speaker 01

  Yes, uh, coming up, we got, uh, San Jose, San Diego, the first show in San Diego's sold out.

• 3:02H. Foley?

  Let's go.

• 3:03Speaker 01

  Tickets are limited for the second show, that's only one night. Uh, tickets available for San Jose, you got Tacoma coming up, you got Atlanta, you got Philadelphia, you got Boston, just announced, that's gonna frickin' go.

• 3:12H. Foley?

  The Wilbur?

• 3:13Speaker 01

  In a couple of days.

• 3:14H. Foley?

  Coming to the Wilbur!

• 3:15Speaker 01

  Uh, yeah, get all your tickets. Uh, if you've never been to a live show, they're a good, good time. We friggin' love yous.

• 3:21H. Foley?

  Um, before we get to the episode, I wanted to...

• 3:24Speaker 01

  Apologize?

• 3:25H. Foley?

  Ask you a question.

• 3:27Speaker 01

  Ha-ha.

• 3:28H. Foley?

  You told me not to apologize. You said to show through my actions.

• 3:31Speaker 01

  Uh-huh. Well, what do you have? What do you, what do you got for me in that department, then? Nothing, we'll be right back.

• 3:36H. Foley?

  I got you the fucking egg bites and the coffee today.

• 3:39Speaker 01

  Yeah, but then you see what you did.

• 3:40H. Foley?

  I was the first one here.

• 3:41Speaker 01

  I know, but what's...

• 3:42H. Foley?

  You backed me into a corner.

• 3:43Speaker 01

  No, no, no, no, this is, this is how nuts you are.

• 3:45H. Foley?

  Let it go.

• 3:46Speaker 01

  He, he, yeah, let it go. Listen, he wants me to let go.

• 3:49H. Foley?

  Let it go.

• 3:50Speaker 01

  Certain things, and then he gets me a coffee, I don't know, I felt like it was, if, it was, it was colder than room temperature when I got here.

• 4:00H. Foley?

  I said it outside.

• 4:02Speaker 01

  Colder than...

• 4:03H. Foley?

  Colder.

• 4:04Speaker 01

  And he hands it to me, I take a sip, I know he's gonna get weird, so I open it up, 'cause you know, you know, mom and dad, you know, we're, you know, we're gonna rebuild it, we're, we're, mom and dad are in a tough patch at the moment, but I come in.

• 4:14H. Foley?

  That's so great.

• 4:15Speaker 01

  I open, I go, this is gonna be a thing if I don't drink this. So you were, I, I tell you what's just even weirder, I waited till I made eye, this is how we have to operate around you. You're like a, you're like a dog. I open it up, I take a sip, I go, ooh, I go, oh, that's, that's cold, I'm gonna make a hot cup of coffee, and then we sit down and record.

• 4:32H. Foley?

  Could've put it in the microwave.

• 4:33Speaker 01

  We, we sit down and record our feelings, like, you're just not, you're not gonna drink the coffee I got you? You're not gonna, you're like a, you're like a resentful dad, it's crazy.

• 4:41H. Foley?

  Shark, throw that coffee out.

• 4:43Speaker 01

  Throw it in Kiffy's face, now, get him.

• 4:45H. Foley?

  Throw it against the wall. Fine, I'll throw it out.

• 4:47Speaker 01

  Uh, yeah.

• 4:48H. Foley?

  Speaking of which, that brings us to today's video segment.

• 4:51Speaker 01

  I don't like you producing this show. It's just porn.

• 4:57H. Foley?

  That goddamn Twitter.

• 4:59Speaker 01

  Jeez.

• 5:00H. Foley?

  Which you're on again. You're on a heavy.

• 5:03Speaker 01

  What, I'm not on anything heavy.

• 5:04H. Foley?

  You're on Twitter.

• 5:05Speaker 01

  I reshared the thing, 'cause I'm not on Instagram.

• 5:07H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 5:08Speaker 01

  Damn codes.

• 5:09H. Foley?

  That'll save us.

• 5:11Speaker 01

  You're fucking 2,000 Twitter followers, and I know you see the hate. I know you do, 'cause you respond to some of it by saying sorry, like a fucking creepo, dude.

• 5:23H. Foley?

  You suck my dick, pussy!

• 5:25Speaker 01

  Hey, sorry about that, man. I'll try better next time, real, real sad replies.

• 5:32H. Foley?

  That PR company, ever get back to us?

• 5:38Speaker 01

  Ew, I don't know. We need whoever fucking Gaddafi had. That's who you need.

• 5:44H. Foley?

  Did that a couple days ago.

• 5:46Speaker 01

  Got it, bruh. It was a good joke in the 80s. It's a good joke now.

• 5:51H. Foley?

  Oh, man. Ooh, that chick with the fake blood's back in the news. She's got a movie coming out. Get her to turn that around.

• 6:00Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, get Nathan Fielder to follow you around, his head'll explode. You wait, you did what? I don't know, who's lying to who?

• 6:08H. Foley?

  Nathan Fielder. Luke!

• 6:15Speaker 01

  You wanna give me this 10 grand they're not taking? I was told cash in hand.

• 6:20H. Foley?

  I was promised a meal as well. You like the Hasselhoff, that'd be a big pull for her.

• 6:25Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 6:26H. Foley?

  The Hoff's still got it.

• 6:28Speaker 01

  Uh-huh.

• 6:29H. Foley?

  You know?

• 6:30Speaker 01

  Yeah, I'm, I'm not against it, I don't know what you're talking about. Now, please, to H, H Foley's video segment, let's get it over to the H Foley's video corner. Is this where you're hanging out at? What's going on here?

• 6:42H. Foley?

  This is my garage.

• 6:43Speaker 01

  This is wild.

• 6:44H. Foley?

  Welcome to my place. Now, you're a, you're a, you're a homeowner.

• 6:47Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 6:48H. Foley?

  Family man.

• 6:49Speaker 01

  Uh-huh.

• 6:50H. Foley?

  Handy-ish.

• 6:51Speaker 01

  Nah, not really.

• 6:53H. Foley?

  I'll cut it.

• 6:54Speaker 01

  Oh, God, oh, God, burn the tapes. I mean, no, I'd lie, uh, I can do the average amount.

• 7:01H. Foley?

  So this...

• 7:02Speaker 01

  I'm not trying to re, I'm not trying to save anything, though.

• 7:04H. Foley?

  This is at the, the birthplace of H. Foley, no, my house we moved into, um, he has a little pin on that.

• 7:11Speaker 01

  Yeah, fucking, so, little fucking, Truca just fucking seal code or something on it. Fuck, it'll be water climbing up them walls.

• 7:19H. Foley?

  I was gonna say, the alphabet boys just kicked that door in.

• 7:21Speaker 01

  Thing's got dry rot.

• 7:23H. Foley?

  You know, there's an ax on a fucking string, fuck.

• 7:26Speaker 01

  A couple of paint cans waiting to come down, take you out. She's sitting there with a Red Ryder BB gun, make a move and I'll blow your brain. I'll blow your dick in.

• 7:38H. Foley?

  Yeah, she's a, she's a dead eye.

• 7:40Speaker 01

  She's got a heater going, don't move.

• 7:42H. Foley?

  Just see the cherry lighting up as she comes through the door.

• 7:45Speaker 01

  It gets redder.

• 7:46H. Foley?

  You ever see that guy killed a bear?

• 7:47Speaker 01

  I don't think so.

• 7:48H. Foley?

  In the house?

• 7:49Speaker 01

  I don't think so.

• 7:50H. Foley?

  With the, oh, dude, he's got...

• 7:51Speaker 01

  Bear was smoking?

• 7:52H. Foley?

  Bear was in the house, dude came down with a fucking long gun, fucking lit it up real quick. I would've shit my pants.

• 7:59Speaker 01

  The other night, we, I thought my wife put Hans in the crate and she did it, and I was sleeping on the couch, 'cause the baby was fucking teething.

• 8:07H. Foley?

  It's the Dogman!

• 8:09Speaker 01

  Dude, this thing, hey, you...

• 8:11H. Foley?

  The Dogman of Harlem?

• 8:12Speaker 01

  You said, you really start lying to yourself when you hear noises, you're going, oh, that's probably the aliens or something, I don't know. Dude, I'm like, I'm like, there's somebody in the, I'm like, don't, there's someone laying down in the hallway. What the?

• 8:28H. Foley?

  You know, you try to ignore it when you're gonna go to bed.

• 8:31Speaker 01

  I didn't know, you try to lie to yourself that it's gonna go away, and they're like, ah, it's probably the neighbor, and then I'm like, that ain't...

• 8:37H. Foley?

  In the house.

• 8:38Speaker 01

  Like, you're lying to yourself that it's in the house, I'm not fully sure. I hear a noise, I go, I felt close, but it couldn't be, everyone's sleeping. Wrong. Hansy's out patrolling. Fucking scared the sh... I said, you dumb bitch, you didn't fucking put the dog in the crate. Scared me half to death.

• 8:57H. Foley?

  Man. Now. What do you think? Now, for the audio listener. Um, Luke, turn the fucking brightness up. What are you doing? You're like one of them chicks. They always keep their, their screen low. That's dark as shit.

• 9:17H. Foley?

  What, keeping it low?

• 9:19Speaker 01

  I do that.

• 9:19H. Foley?

  I keep mine low. I save my battery. I have an old phone.

• 9:22Speaker 01

  That's probably the TV's gotta go up. Alright, I can see.

• 9:25Speaker 03

  There's a setting problem. Why are you throwing this out now?

• 9:28H. Foley?

  Well, I thought you'd have it. Well, hold on a second. Pause it, pause it, pause it. I go back. Right there. What do you think this is for? Now, for the audio listener, you have a, a door.

• 9:40Speaker 01

  A nylon rope.

• 9:42H. Foley?

  Nylon, very good.

• 9:44Speaker 01

  Attached to a, not one end around the doorknob, the other end with a loop.

• 9:49H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 9:49Speaker 01

  Pretty good knot work for, for, for an old road.

• 9:52H. Foley?

  Patty's good with it. Patty taught me how to do that loop. Changed my life.

• 9:56Speaker 01

  Long career in. S and M, I believe. BTK killer.

• 10:02H. Foley?

  See, it can only fit one testicle in there.

• 10:04Speaker 01

  Jesus Christ. Um.

• 10:07H. Foley?

  What do you think that's for?

• 10:09Speaker 01

  To close the door or to lock it, but why would you be locking it? This is my thi- I don't know. Like I, there's no real indicator of. An issue like, cause the door's closed. Maybe the door blows open and so she like ties that to something else.

• 10:24H. Foley?

  Very good, Kevin.

• 10:26Speaker 01

  Thank you. I'm a dirtbag, bud. Yeah. So what does that connect to?

• 10:29H. Foley?

  If you play the tape through. Luke. There we go. Right there.

• 10:36Speaker 01

  Oh, she hooks it on that and that, cause.

• 10:38H. Foley?

  Joe's got fresh flowers. God love her. What are those? Daffodils? Uraniums? What are they called?

• 10:44Speaker 01

  I don't know.

• 10:45H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 10:45Speaker 01

  They look like they're.

• 10:46H. Foley?

  Tie it up, tie it, tie the string up around there. It's windy.

• 10:50Speaker 01

  Why not? Okay.

• 10:52H. Foley?

  Get the door fixed?

• 10:53Speaker 01

  Yeah, but like.

• 10:54H. Foley?

  That's what I said.

• 10:54Speaker 01

  But ta- I mean, you could fix that. If it's closing that much, you, there's Jimmy. It's de Jimmy'd. You gotta rejimmy it.

• 11:02H. Foley?

  That door's always been an issue. I get water in it like you wouldn't.

• 11:04Speaker 01

  Well, look at it. The fucking paint's peeling off by the, by the.

• 11:07H. Foley?

  Alright, take it easy. She's on a fixed income. She goddamn widow, widower, widow.

• 11:13Speaker 01

  You got cat.

• 11:15Speaker 01

  Moving on. Um.

• 11:17H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 11:18Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's.

• 11:19H. Foley?

  There's some audio components to this too.

• 11:21Speaker 01

  Okay. Cause the video works so well.

• 11:31Speaker 01

  Oh my god, Luke.

• 11:32H. Foley?

  Ruined my tape. This is what happens in a brooder film. They give you some fucking bozo in the mailroom and they fucked it up.

• 11:40Speaker 01

  You just referred to Luke as a bozo in the mailroom?

• 11:45Speaker 01

  Um.

• 11:46H. Foley?

  Everybody knows sharks are br-.

• 11:47Speaker 01

  Let's you, we can.

• 11:48H. Foley?

  Just me saying.

• 11:49Speaker 01

  Oh, look at this.

• 11:50H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 11:50Speaker 01

  Tied to the geraniums.

• 11:51H. Foley?

  Pretty much.

• 11:52Speaker 01

  Yeah. We can, we can use our imaginations. Uh, yes, very trashy. Very, but I mean, she's an old, you gotta take care of her for her. You're down there. Get a handyman over there.

• 12:01H. Foley?

  I'm not down there.

• 12:02Speaker 01

  You were de- who, who filmed the video, guy?

• 12:05H. Foley?

  I hired a guy.

• 12:06Speaker 01

  Uh-huh.

• 12:07H. Foley?

  No, I was down there. It was raining.

• 12:09Speaker 01

  You take care of it for.

• 12:10H. Foley?

  I was down there for like two seconds. I was in and out.

• 12:12Speaker 01

  You were there for the weekend.

• 12:13H. Foley?

  Yeah. Cut the low pro.

• 12:15Speaker 01

  There's always something. You're always, you're fucking.

• 12:17H. Foley?

  Not really the talk of the town down there these days.

• 12:20Speaker 01

  That's contrary to what I hear. Just not good talk of the town.

• 12:24H. Foley?

  Sure, sure. Fucking Times Herald trying to do a hit piece on me.

• 12:28Speaker 01

  Oh, rightfully so. Um, yeah, that's, I mean, that's trashy, but like we got, I got stuff like that going on.

• 12:35H. Foley?

  Ooh, what's this? Audio drop?

• 12:37Speaker 01

  No.

• 12:38H. Foley?

  That said dildos?

• 12:39Speaker 01

  No.

• 12:41H. Foley?

  I believe it did.

• 12:42Speaker 01

  Said diops.

• 12:43H. Foley?

  Oh. Is that like a dildo?

• 12:46Speaker 01

  Sure you tried to put it in your butt.

• 12:49H. Foley?

  Not that thing.

• 12:51Speaker 01

  Um.

• 12:54H. Foley?

  Sorry, Diesel.

• 12:59Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 12:59H. Foley?

  That's all I got.

• 13:00Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's trashy. It's very trashy.

• 13:02H. Foley?

  Yep.

• 13:04Speaker 01

  Um, I got something submitted from a, a buddy of ours.

• 13:09H. Foley?

  You gonna top me with another video?

• 13:11Speaker 01

  It wasn't, I wasn't gonna top ya.

• 13:14H. Foley?

  This is bullshit.

• 13:15Speaker 01

  I wasn't gonna top it.

• 13:16H. Foley?

  You didn't play into that either. You could've guessed.

• 13:18Speaker 01

  I did. I guessed it right.

• 13:20H. Foley?

  You could've drug it.

• 13:22Speaker 01

  You think I didn't play along with it?

• 13:26H. Foley?

  I don't know. I would screw with you.

• 13:28Speaker 01

  You saw, you saw a letter, a letter that began with D and assumed it said dildos and then started talking about putting stuff up your butt.

• 13:35H. Foley?

  No, I didn't.

• 13:36Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 13:37H. Foley?

  Char cut that. Bit of a swing and a miss with the, uh.

• 13:44Speaker 01

  No, no, I mean, no, I, I, you know.

• 13:47H. Foley?

  I'm trying. I'm out there field producing.

• 13:50Speaker 01

  I know. Um, yeah, that, you connected. I'm not so, well, that wasn't bad.

• 13:55H. Foley?

  Was that corporate funds mine or less? That, that, that, that, that all came out of pocket.

• 13:58Speaker 01

  No, all what I think happened is you, it wasn't maybe the home run. We were, we were playing along with it and you, you pivoted real quick. It felt. It felt you were like, ah, that's all I got. It's it. Let's wrap it up in the H for Holy video corner.

• 14:11H. Foley?

  We'll be back next week with a new video.

• 14:15Speaker 01

  I was, I was texting, I was texting with our, with our, uh, with our pal, Chris, who is over there in the, uh, Luke Combs camp.

• 14:24H. Foley?

  Ah, yes, of course.

• 14:25Speaker 01

  We check quite regularly. Nice guy, good guy.

• 14:28H. Foley?

  The best.

• 14:28Speaker 01

  Calling this, calling, uh, you know.

• 14:30H. Foley?

  Running a hell of an operation over there.

• 14:31Speaker 01

  Yes. Um, fan of the show. He's the one to help facilitate, uh, uh, Luke doing the show and stuff like that.

• 14:38H. Foley?

  Shout out to him.

• 14:38Speaker 01

  Um, he hit me with a, he hit me with, with a text of, and it's very true, cause I deal with this when you're in the burbs. What? Do you, and I, I, I think certain people have certain things. What are your vibes and what were the vibes growing up with the bulk trash night? Well, like bulk trash. Like if you, if you have a recliner to get throw, to throw out, you can't just put that out every night. There's certain thi- like. So it's like, what? I, I think what you're willing to put out and how and when says a lot about.

• 15:13Speaker 01

  The domestic household.

• 15:15H. Foley?

  Give me a Sarah Quill so we can talk about this. Holy shit. It was a war.

• 15:19Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 15:19H. Foley?

  It was a war. Always.

• 15:22Speaker 01

  What, were they pro?

• 15:23H. Foley?

  Different, um. Um, opinions and guy, you know, my dad, put it out there. Somebody will take it.

• 15:32Speaker 01

  Why, why? I don't know.

• 15:34H. Foley?

  People take it.

• 15:35Speaker 01

  It was for like trashy, uh, cause like we were obviously trashy, but we weren't like the trashiest. So we, I think it was like to keep up appearances of like, you can't just have my, I think my mom would go, we look so poor and trashy with this.

• 15:48H. Foley?

  Having a couch.

• 15:49Speaker 01

  Yeah, just like getting soggy and then God forbid they didn't take it.

• 15:53H. Foley?

  I don't think they would.

• 15:54Speaker 01

  They go, they didn't, they didn't, that's gotta come back in the house. That can't, that can't sit out there for the next week till next Tuesday. That's gotta come back in. There's a guy sleeping.

• 16:04H. Foley?

  Getting you out there to get it, you and your brother fighting. That's the way we did it.

• 16:08Speaker 01

  We were always very fortunate that the family were all, my dad and stepdad worked in construction. So if anything could, I'll take that to the job, dump that down and fucking, you know, whatever Acme and the, you know, Port Richmond were working on.

• 16:19H. Foley?

  We've mentioned this, but when somebody in the family was getting something done or any neighborhood close by in a four mile radius. Was getting something done and there was a fucking dumpster in the driveway. Woo wee, emptying the bathroom trash in there. Fucking tissues and Q-tips falling out.

• 16:36Speaker 01

  Me and my wife get, she's like, just put it out. And I'm like, you can't just.

• 16:40H. Foley?

  Oh, in the city?

• 16:41Speaker 01

  No, in the burbs.

• 16:43H. Foley?

  Oh, in the city?

• 16:44Speaker 01

  Not in the city. I mean, with the city, the, the building manager does it for, the.

• 16:48H. Foley?

  I'm throwing stuff everywhere.

• 16:49Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 16:50H. Foley?

  Like, you know, in different receptacles. I'd like.

• 16:52Speaker 01

  I, I didn't say it, so it's.

• 16:53H. Foley?

  When I was in the place in Hell's Kitchen, I just, whoop, that went right in somebody else's trash can.

• 16:58Speaker 01

  Sure. Um, but she'll be like, just put it. I'm like, what she want, and I, I think, cause she grew up in an apartment, so there wasn't really.

• 17:07H. Foley?

  Did she grow up in that apartment?

• 17:09Speaker 01

  Department to her parents. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 17:10H. Foley?

  No shit. I didn't know that.

• 17:12Speaker 01

  Yeah, I think that's the only place she's ever, I mean, she moved out. When she got older, but that's.

• 17:18H. Foley?

  You've seen her childhood bedroom?

• 17:21Speaker 01

  Uh, yeah, it's not a bedroom anymore. I think it's like her dad's office or whatever, but.

• 17:25H. Foley?

  No kidding.

• 17:25Speaker 01

  Yeah. Um.

• 17:29Speaker 01

  She, uh, so she's like, just put it out. And I'm like, as like cardboard boxes and shit, like a lot of cardboard.

• 17:36H. Foley?

  Well, yeah, you flatten that out and you put the taper around it.

• 17:37Speaker 01

  I know, but like she'll just like put it out. I'm like, if it's pouring rain or whatever, I'm like, I'm not, I'm calculated with how it goes out. You know what I mean?

• 17:45H. Foley?

  Not really. You flatten it and tape it up.

• 17:49Speaker 01

  Yeah, and she'll just go put it out, but it might be late. Yes.

• 17:52H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 17:52Speaker 01

  But and say that's not done. I go, I'm not doing that tonight.

• 17:56H. Foley?

  Oh, you mean say that they're not.

• 17:57Speaker 01

  Like it's not fl- it's not.

• 17:58H. Foley?

  Fuck that.

• 17:59Speaker 01

  It's gotta be ready to go out.

• 18:00H. Foley?

  Oh, yeah.

• 18:01Speaker 01

  And if it's not ready.

• 18:01H. Foley?

  What time are we talking?

• 18:03Speaker 01

  Pass my, well, I ain't doing it, whatever fucking time it is. It ain't happening. It could be fucking two in the afternoon. I go.

• 18:08H. Foley?

  You gotta get me before supper.

• 18:10Speaker 01

  If I go, I ain't, yeah. Is spiders and shit out there?

• 18:13H. Foley?

  Fuck that.

• 18:13Speaker 01

  It's dark as shit. I ain't fucking flattening boxes and taping them and wrapping them and putting them in.

• 18:18H. Foley?

  It'd be a possum or squirrel or something in there.

• 18:19Speaker 01

  Especially if it's raining or something. Fuck, you gotta, them dude bringing back soggy. If they don't take it for whatever.

• 18:24H. Foley?

  It smells like dead mouse.

• 18:25Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 18:26H. Foley?

  Wet cardboard. Now, this smells like, this smells like dead mouse to me.

• 18:29Speaker 01

  I've never connected them.

• 18:30H. Foley?

  Really?

• 18:31Speaker 01

  No, I mean, dead, that death has like such a specific stench to me.

• 18:35H. Foley?

  Yeah, it does, doesn't it?

• 18:40Speaker 01

  Man, you're throwing seven different kinds of crazy today, boy. Um, but yeah, I thought that was, uh, cause he had sent me a picture of somebody that just put the bit like the table, the pool table out.

• 18:52H. Foley?

  It's not taking that shit.

• 18:54Speaker 01

  It was also red felt, which is the trashiest kind of pool. You might as well have to have via fucking.

• 18:59H. Foley?

  Half a game of nine ball on there?

• 19:03H. Foley?

  That's crazy.

• 19:04Speaker 01

  Right? I go that to me, we would have to like, we would, I'd like, you gotta get the stalls all out, whack that up two or three. I'm like, it's got, I'm like, it just looks like, it looks like you discarded the dead body, just like.

• 19:16H. Foley?

  Does a tra- regular trash company take something like that?

• 19:19Speaker 01

  Oh, they do. I mean, my, my, my town does bulk days. So if you got something big, I guess they send out extra trucks of like, do people put like anything? I mean, like a pool table and they fucking crunch it up. And I don't know. That's different from back in the day.

• 19:34H. Foley?

  That'd be satisfying to watch.

• 19:36Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 19:36H. Foley?

  Crunch it up.

• 19:37Speaker 01

  Crunch it up.

• 19:38H. Foley?

  See that thing that goes like this? That wheel?

• 19:40Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah. Yeah, I got, I got TikTok.

• 19:44H. Foley?

  That thing? You get your finger in there? That suck you right in.

• 19:48Speaker 01

  Sure. That's why you steer clear of them things.

• 19:50H. Foley?

  Probably be a painful way to die.

• 19:54Speaker 01

  You think?

• 19:56Speaker 01

  Zip from an empty can.

• 19:57H. Foley?

  It's not empty.

• 19:58Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 20:00Speaker 01

  All right. Accusations, the internet says otherwise.

• 20:06Speaker 01

  Anybody?

• 20:06H. Foley?

  Now I'm a talented performer, but I couldn't fake that.

• 20:09Speaker 01

  Ha ha, got you.

• 20:13Speaker 01

  Do you take a bow? Uh, listen, we got a gosh darn family episode on our hands.

• 20:17H. Foley?

  Quit screwing around with all this stuff.

• 20:18Speaker 01

  As you know, when you.

• 20:19H. Foley?

  That video stunk, by the way. Bring that crap to me.

• 20:24Speaker 01

  Well, yeah. Yeah, you're, you know, typically you bounce it off of us. I, I got something, maybe I think.

• 20:31H. Foley?

  It was a home run.

• 20:32Speaker 01

  I didn't, I didn't, nobody said it was bad. I feel you.

• 20:35H. Foley?

  I think I had to run it past standards and practices out there.

• 20:38Speaker 01

  I feel you pulled out pretty quickly. I feel like I was like, yeah, I did that. I've never done that. And you're like, yeah.

• 20:43Speaker 03

  On the attack very fast.

• 20:44H. Foley?

  I lost confidence.

• 20:44Speaker 01

  Yeah, okay.

• 20:45Speaker 03

  He started lashing out.

• 20:46H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 20:48Speaker 01

  Classic, classic Henry.

• 20:51Speaker 03

  I respect the plight.

• 20:52H. Foley?

  Love a lash out.

• 20:54Speaker 03

  Sure.

• 20:55H. Foley?

  Go on, okay, a good defense is an okay offense.

• 21:00Speaker 01

  Uh.

• 21:01H. Foley?

  Kip, you like that Fabletics?

• 21:03Speaker 01

  Love that Fabletics.

• 21:04H. Foley?

  I know you're a runner.

• 21:06Speaker 01

  I try.

• 21:07H. Foley?

  I'm on a weight loss journey. What are you doing? You walking around in the, in the, in the cheap shorts and looking like a bozo? Or do you want to feel good?

• 21:15Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 21:15H. Foley?

  When you're working out?

• 21:16Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 21:16H. Foley?

  That's why you go over to Fabletics, you get yourself all straightened out. Say you got a big golf trip coming up. Say you want to go back out on a, say this spring you want to get back out on the course.

• 21:24Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 21:24H. Foley?

  Right? You don't want to show up with jeans and Timberland on.

• 21:27Speaker 01

  Looking like a bozo.

• 21:27H. Foley?

  Looking like a bozo, Fabletics will get you straightened out. You look good, you feel good, you do good. Fabletics.

• 21:34Speaker 01

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• 21:55H. Foley?

  Trash bags.

• 21:55Speaker 01

  I now look like I belong at a gym.

• 21:58H. Foley?

  Long Jones and shorts on.

• 21:59Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's, that's what it's, it makes me go, and I feel better because I go, oh, I look like I belong. That's all, you know what I mean? I feel better.

• 22:06H. Foley?

  Even if you don't.

• 22:07Speaker 01

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• 22:35H. Foley?

  Kip, this is Square.

• 22:36Speaker 01

  Square, square, square.

• 22:37H. Foley?

  Now, I know you know Square because we use Square.

• 22:39Speaker 01

  Uh-huh.

• 22:39H. Foley?

  Support for today's podcast is brought to you by Square, apparent places that you like to go. You buy something, you're like, man, that checkout process was really quick and easy.

• 22:47Speaker 01

  It's so.

• 22:47H. Foley?

  What is that?

• 22:48Speaker 01

  It's so, you don't even think about it. It's that easy. That's what I would say. You just go, I'm checked out already and I'm all with my day. That's Square.

• 22:54H. Foley?

  We use Square.

• 22:55Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 22:55H. Foley?

  All right. You're starting out a little business, you got something going on? Square. You look like a professional. The professionals use it. That's why you look like a professional. Do yourself a favor. We got a lot of hustlers out there, a lot of guys starting side projects.

• 23:06Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 23:07H. Foley?

  A lot of people with small businesses use Square. We got Ryan Diesel back there at the merch table with the Square. Bing, boom, bang.

• 23:13Speaker 01

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• 23:48H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 23:49Speaker 01

  Uh, let's see, this one.

• 23:51H. Foley?

  Let's get to the home.

• 23:51Speaker 01

  This is a great name. This is from Fank Holy, $10 on pump five here. That's great. Um, is it garbage to leave a $20 bill on the dash when you take your car in for inspection? Hopefully they'll play ball. I never knew how you would do that if you didn't know the guy. I kind of respect, it's subtle.

• 24:11H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 24:11Speaker 01

  It's, that's very subtle.

• 24:14H. Foley?

  20.

• 24:15Speaker 01

  20 plays, man. You, I think.

• 24:19H. Foley?

  Does anybody really not pass inspection anymore?

• 24:21Speaker 01

  I think Pennsylvania is way more vigorous than, I mean, uh, New York. New York's like.

• 24:27H. Foley?

  I'm in there in two minutes. I got that coming up.

• 24:29Speaker 01

  New York does it in five, literally like five.

• 24:31H. Foley?

  Seconds.

• 24:31Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's like, yep, yep, yep. Okay, you're good.

• 24:33H. Foley?

  Put it on something.

• 24:34Speaker 01

  I think they do the emissions and I think they check the brakes and the lights or something. I don't know.

• 24:39H. Foley?

  Yeah, other than that, like what do you drive around like an Ethel car or what is it called? Ethylene? Ethanol? Ethanol?

• 24:46Speaker 01

  People have those?

• 24:47H. Foley?

  That's the stuff in certs, isn't it?

• 24:48Speaker 01

  Ethanol.

• 24:49H. Foley?

  No, that's Retzen.

• 24:50Speaker 01

  Oh, remember Retzen? I would get you, right? It's got Retzen in it. Right?

• 24:55H. Foley?

  I thought it was good for you. It was good for your breath.

• 24:57Speaker 01

  Retzen?

• 24:58H. Foley?

  Retzen.

• 24:59Speaker 01

  Right. I don't know.

• 25:00H. Foley?

  You ever have fruity certs? They're delicious.

• 25:03Speaker 01

  Really?

• 25:04H. Foley?

  Huh. I ate a whole thing of Rocolas yesterday in therapy. That's my therapist for if you have any, any cough drops or candies. Cause usually they have a little bowl of something.

• 25:12Speaker 01

  And he did the whole bag?

• 25:13H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 25:15Speaker 01

  But he can't comment on anything?

• 25:16H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 25:17Speaker 01

  Yeah, cause that's like, that's pretty wild. Hey, do you have one? And then you eat the whole inventory of something?

• 25:23H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 25:24Speaker 01

  Of someone else's?

• 25:25H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 25:25Speaker 01

  Did you ask at any point, do you mind? I'm sorry, I'm in a moment. Like, um, can I crush these?

• 25:29H. Foley?

  Nah, he knows I'm nuts.

• 25:30Speaker 01

  I see, but you just, I know, but nuts and manners are two separate things.

• 25:35H. Foley?

  When you're crazy.

• 25:35Speaker 01

  Yep, there should, there should be. And I think that's one of, I think that's one of the cruxes of our, uh, issues. Um.

• 25:43H. Foley?

  Hey, get some fucking hard candy in there.

• 25:47Speaker 01

  Also, hey, as a guy who's, you know, on the chunkier side and obsessed with candy, why don't you roll around with candy? You know you like a hard candy. You're a bigger man. You're sugary sweets.

• 25:57H. Foley?

  I do.

• 25:58Speaker 01

  Lack of teeth.

• 25:59H. Foley?

  Yeah, I still haven't found my lollipop yet.

• 26:01Speaker 01

  I, I believe in you though.

• 26:03H. Foley?

  I don't like blow pops.

• 26:04Speaker 01

  Okay. Yeah, well, no one's giving them, no one's making them.

• 26:06H. Foley?

  I like them, but I want to swallow something. Cut that. Pause.

• 26:14Speaker 01

  Um, yeah, I, listen, I think 20 is good. If you're, you know, say that happens one or two day, I mean, say you got one a day, 100 bucks a week?

• 26:25Speaker 03

  PA does have very relatively thorough and strict annual vehicle safety and emissions inspection.

• 26:30Speaker 01

  Really?

• 26:31Speaker 03

  Compared to most.

• 26:31H. Foley?

  Emissions? Come on, what are we doing?

• 26:34Speaker 01

  I think that's really all they check.

• 26:36H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 26:36Speaker 01

  Like.

• 26:37H. Foley?

  It's like, well, what's, how much, how much data? Well, like, it looks like no doors on the car or something.

• 26:42Speaker 01

  We had a, our gig, our gig growing up was my stepdad and his boy were mechanics and they had this like race car that they worked on. And the next to them was a actual garage. So all of our cars, they would inspect.

• 26:58H. Foley?

  Who?

• 26:58Speaker 01

  Him and his boy. My stepdad and his boy.

• 27:01H. Foley?

  And then he had a license to inspect cars?

• 27:03Speaker 01

  No. They would just go, hey. Well, hey.

• 27:06H. Foley?

  Sticker.

• 27:07Speaker 01

  Yeah, but no, like.

• 27:08H. Foley?

  Give me the sticker.

• 27:09Speaker 01

  They, I, I think they had to run the emissions. So they'd be like, hey, just do the emissions. Me and fucking Andy took care of everything. We put new brakes on it. He's, it's all good. And they'd go, all right. So that was like.

• 27:20H. Foley?

  Pulling out.

• 27:21Speaker 01

  Yeah. Although, remember he gave me the bad brakes? So he.

• 27:25H. Foley?

  Wait, those were bad?

• 27:27Speaker 01

  Yeah, they ended up going.

• 27:29H. Foley?

  No, wait, what do you mean?

• 27:30Speaker 01

  Those brakes.

• 27:31H. Foley?

  They were just old.

• 27:32Speaker 01

  Yeah, I had just gotten it inspected. He had, I just got the car back.

• 27:35H. Foley?

  That car got passed inspection?

• 27:37Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 27:38H. Foley?

  Oh my god.

• 27:39Speaker 01

  Not by the state of Pennsylvania, but by the state of my stepdad and his homie, yeah.

• 27:43H. Foley?

  Like a wolf grinding his teeth.

• 27:45Speaker 01

  Yeah, they ended up going.

• 27:47H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 27:48Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that had just passed it. That had, that was just inspected.

• 27:51H. Foley?

  Talking about playing ball.

• 27:52Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 27:53H. Foley?

  Holy shit.

• 27:53Speaker 01

  We were the big, kind of handshakey, this one, those, that. That's how all, we got a guy.

• 27:59H. Foley?

  That's the way the burbs just operate. A guy, oh, you go see Nikki, go see Jimmy and Nikki.

• 28:05Speaker 01

  And he was in, he, he, he was born and raised in Bucks, like a hillbill back when it was like all farmland, like cowboy guy. So he knew ev- like he had a guy, it was like, he had never left the area.

• 28:18H. Foley?

  Hmm.

• 28:19Speaker 01

  So it was like, he, nah, that's so and so. That was like old Bucks, ah, that's so and so's brother. I went to school, it was very like ticks.

• 28:27H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 28:28Speaker 01

  Which I respect.

• 28:29H. Foley?

  Longhorn.

• 28:30Speaker 01

  I need more guys now. I don't got guys.

• 28:32H. Foley?

  That's, that's fading unless you're really, you got roots somewhere. I kind of have a guy on Queens that, that, at the automotive place. You know?

• 28:42Speaker 01

  Uh-huh. But nah, that's not a guy. That's just a guy you've been to.

• 28:46H. Foley?

  Well.

• 28:48Speaker 01

  Yeah. I don't know. I'm just saying, it's not.

• 28:51Speaker 03

  I think your guy's got to know your name.

• 28:54Speaker 01

  You don't know your name.

• 28:55H. Foley?

  I don't know his.

• 28:56Speaker 01

  Hey Chunky! Hey Rico La, there you are.

• 29:01Speaker 01

  Rico La.

• 29:03H. Foley?

  I don't know his, I know he's the manager.

• 29:04Speaker 01

  Uh huh. Yeah, you gotta know each other's names. You got like-

• 29:07H. Foley?

  Oh god, shit, I got the guys at the deli.

• 29:09Speaker 01

  Everybody's got them. I was in there today.

• 29:12H. Foley?

  I know. They know you?

• 29:13Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 29:14H. Foley?

  By name?

• 29:14Speaker 01

  He knows, he knows I don't, he knows I don't want utensils and I don't want napkins.

• 29:18H. Foley?

  They know we know each other?

• 29:19Speaker 01

  I try to-

• 29:20H. Foley?

  Keep it that way.

• 29:21Speaker 01

  Yeah, I try to-

• 29:22H. Foley?

  Don't jam me up over there, you bullshit.

• 29:24Speaker 01

  Cause yeah, cause yeah, yeah, yeah, totally.

• 29:26H. Foley?

  Start spitting in my ass.

• 29:27Speaker 01

  I go in there, you're fucking working one day. Hey! Yeah, trying to avoid eye contact. Oh shit. Hey, can I take my break please, boss?

• 29:36H. Foley?

  You ever use the bathroom in there?

• 29:37Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 29:38H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 29:39Speaker 01

  It's like, uh, it's like Rikers, I gotta buzz you in. Hey, hey, hey!

• 29:43H. Foley?

  Love it.

• 29:43Speaker 01

  Uh, you get- I, I was, I go, hey, the bathroom, it goes, yeah, I got you. And then you gotta just trust them and walk back. And you gotta because-

• 29:50H. Foley?

  Never miss.

• 29:51Speaker 01

  They never miss. And then by the time you get there, it's buzzed, but it's not when you start going. They got you.

• 29:55H. Foley?

  Nah, they got you.

• 29:56Speaker 01

  Um...

• 29:58Speaker 01

  I have a lot, I, I, I don't think I talked about this, I wanted to talk about this. I have a lot of guys that handle stuff. But they're not my guy, they're not, I got, uh, I got a gutters guy, I got a Christmas lights guy, same guy.

• 30:11H. Foley?

  No shit?

• 30:11Speaker 01

  Uh...

• 30:12H. Foley?

  To do your Christmas lights?

• 30:13Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 30:14H. Foley?

  Really?

• 30:14Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 30:15H. Foley?

  How many years you been doing that?

• 30:16Speaker 01

  I think three years.

• 30:17H. Foley?

  Hey, you're killing it.

• 30:18Speaker 01

  Dude, it's like, I'm not even fucking around. For the lights, the first year, I think it was like, for all the lights that are custom measured to like what I want,

• 30:28H. Foley?

  Hmm.

• 30:29Speaker 01

  400 bucks? He keeps them all year, comes back and puts them up and like each year it's 300.

• 30:35H. Foley?

  No shit?

• 30:36Speaker 01

  And they're, they're, they're the same lights, they go up, the timer, I don't have to fucking touch them, all the extension cords, everything's completely fucking done. And then he comes at some point, take, wraps them up, puts them in, stores them for the next year. It's-

• 30:48H. Foley?

  Thinking about doing a tree this year.

• 30:50Speaker 01

  Fantastic. Oh. Let me try with a, an apartment first. Hey, don't. Um...

• 30:56H. Foley?

  I walked into that one.

• 30:57Speaker 01

  What, living under a tree this year? Uh, it's gonna be a redwood, big guy. Um... Uh... I got a tree guy, I got a long guy, I, but, you know, what's very trashy and nice about this, which makes me feel nice, you go, hey, can you- I mean, reminds me, I gotta fucking pay the guy for the gutters. I don't think I paid him for the lights last year.

• 31:16H. Foley?

  How many times you can, we cleaned our gutters once in my life.

• 31:18Speaker 01

  I once, in my life, cause it was leaked, cause I had a tree grow, I had fucking-

• 31:22H. Foley?

  Oh, you had sprouts up there?

• 31:23Speaker 01

  And it was leaking, if dude, and we could be in the middle of a drought and this was still like, still dripping water.

• 31:29H. Foley?

  Really?

• 31:30Speaker 01

  Uh...

• 31:30H. Foley?

  That's probably bird shit.

• 31:32Speaker 01

  Yeah, so I don't know, he went, he's like, I've never met the guy, you don't, I don't meet these guys.

• 31:37H. Foley?

  You don't have safeguards up there?

• 31:38Speaker 01

  I do, the gutter guards, yeah.

• 31:40H. Foley?

  You got those?

• 31:41Speaker 01

  They came with the house.

• 31:42H. Foley?

  No shit?

• 31:43Speaker 01

  I mean, they're all fucked up, we got trees growing out of them.

• 31:45H. Foley?

  That's pretty good.

• 31:46Speaker 01

  But, um-

• 31:47H. Foley?

  It's a genius idea.

• 31:48Speaker 01

  You know what's great, when you go to pay, like now everything's like, I go, I was, I'm not a Zelle guy, I'm limited in Zelle, my bank through Zelle, I don't like Zelle.

• 31:56H. Foley?

  Uh uh.

• 31:57Speaker 01

  I'm a Venmo guy, but Venmo cracked down.

• 31:59H. Foley?

  On what?

• 32:00Speaker 01

  On how much money you can get in. So these like, blue collar, not side hustle guys, but not guys who are like processing credit cards and stuff. They have, they're trying, a lot of people are trying to limit their Venmo income. I think anything over 600 bucks now. So they're try, I think that used to be a grayish area. The Venmo.

• 32:22H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 32:22Speaker 01

  That's why we switched over. You start getting got.

• 32:27Speaker 01

  So they don't-

• 32:28H. Foley?

  Could you excuse me for one second?

• 32:29Speaker 01

  They don't like, they don't like take, do you have anything on this? They don't like taking money on the Venmo.

• 32:33H. Foley?

  Never see me get-

• 32:33Speaker 03

  Not yet. Uh, the 600 dollar rule, let me see, let me dive into this.

• 32:38Speaker 01

  Thanks a lot, Mandami.

• 32:39H. Foley?

  What the fuck, man?

• 32:41Speaker 01

  So... I had multiple guys go, I was like, yo, the Zelle's not, I have a limit on my Zelle, it's like 500 bucks or something like that, I don't know. A day, I don't know what it is.

• 32:52H. Foley?

  That's crazy.

• 32:52Speaker 01

  It's crazy.

• 32:53Speaker 03

  They have, uh, the 600 dollar rule historically refers to an IRS reporting guideline requiring business or third-party payment networks to issue tax forms when the payments exceed 600 dollars in a calendar year, so they're probably cracking down on it now.

• 33:07Speaker 01

  I think that's what it was, like two years ago or something.

• 33:09H. Foley?

  I saw it one time and I had to get approval for it and they asked me what was it for?

• 33:14Speaker 01

  Yeah, always ask. I'm paying my fucking bills, dickhead.

• 33:17H. Foley?

  3:00 in the morning, lady, what the fucking tickets?

• 33:19Speaker 01

  Uh huh. Okay. Um...

• 33:24H. Foley?

  Physical therapy.

• 33:26Speaker 01

  And green juices. Um... They go, yeah, send it to my wife. So, I love that though, I go, let's go guys, spread the, I'll send it to your uncle, your nephew, set your daughter up with an account. She's two years old, get her a Venmo, we'll fucking-

• 33:42H. Foley?

  Where's this all going?

• 33:43Speaker 01

  What?

• 33:44H. Foley?

  I don't know.

• 33:45Speaker 01

  I don't know, but I like, I go, yeah, fucking-

• 33:47H. Foley?

  We gotta bring cash back. It's not, it's gone.

• 33:50Speaker 01

  I offered somebody cash and they were like, eh, it was like a headache.

• 33:53H. Foley?

  What?

• 33:53Speaker 01

  Yeah. It was like, for like a discount, for like, we were getting something done to the house. I said, you know, it was expensive, I said, what's cash look like? He's like, eh. I mean like, how is he gonna deposit, he's like, now I gotta like fucking handle this much cash?

• 34:08H. Foley?

  Just keep it and you're cash.

• 34:11Speaker 01

  But no one's taking cash.

• 34:12H. Foley?

  What do you mean, no one's taking cash?

• 34:14Speaker 01

  I just, what, this is what we're talking about, you just said cash has to come back, that means no one's taking cash. This is off a thesis that you started.

• 34:19H. Foley?

  But you, like, I can't walk into like, uh, Urban Outfitters and pay with cash?

• 34:24Speaker 01

  No, you can, but it's just no one-

• 34:25H. Foley?

  I thought I would.

• 34:26Speaker 03

  Also, a lot of them are getting rid of the cash register, yeah, situation.

• 34:31H. Foley?

  No shit?

• 34:31Speaker 03

  Yeah. Just did some shopping in Soho this weekend.

• 34:34Speaker 01

  Yeah, no one, I mean-

• 34:35Speaker 03

  They don't want it.

• 34:36Speaker 01

  They go, no.

• 34:37H. Foley?

  No kidding?

• 34:38Speaker 03

  Yeah. It's all through the app and the email and everything.

• 34:41H. Foley?

  Huh.

• 34:42Speaker 01

  So they, you say it was 10 grand, this guy goes, now I gotta fucking spend 10,000 dollars in cash, it's gonna take you 100 years. Fucking mice will be eating it by the time you spend it.

• 34:51H. Foley?

  That's what happened to Pablo.

• 34:52Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 34:53H. Foley?

  The rats. In one form or the other.

• 34:55Speaker 01

  So... Yeah, I kinda, I did, I like that, I said, I'm with my wife right now, send it to, send it to this.

• 35:01H. Foley?

  I'm with my wife, I've been dead for 20 years.

• 35:03Speaker 01

  I don't care, man, keep the plate spinning.

• 35:07Speaker 01

  I think the one guy's a fan, the other guy's not, cause it comes from my personal Venmo.

• 35:12H. Foley?

  Uh huh.

• 35:13Speaker 01

  So like, they're sitting with a microphone or whatever, and the one guy, the one guy's like-

• 35:16H. Foley?

  It is?

• 35:16Speaker 01

  I don't know what it is.

• 35:17H. Foley?

  You stink.

• 35:18Speaker 01

  Yeah, right.

• 35:21Speaker 01

  Let's run the tape, will we? Uh, it's just very funny, uh, the one guy's like, yeah, yeah, no worries, no worries, the other guy's like, wants nothing to do, I feel like I'm bothering him when I'm sending him money. It's like, yeah, I guess, man, I don't know. He's like, you're also, I'm be, I'm bad on paying bills, I get behind.

• 35:37H. Foley?

  Hmm, yeah.

• 35:38Speaker 01

  But...

• 35:39H. Foley?

  I was brink off Con Edison. It's expensive.

• 35:43Speaker 01

  It's crazy you're behind on your fucking electric bill.

• 35:46H. Foley?

  I don't fucking live there anymore.

• 35:50H. Foley?

  Huh?

• 35:50Speaker 01

  But?

• 35:53Speaker 01

  Okay. Uh, this one's just funny, this is from Roy E. Munson, you ever bet someone for paychecks? That's a dirtbag thing of the 80s, I feel.

• 36:02H. Foley?

  I would never roll that dice. Never.

• 36:05Speaker 01

  Yeah. That was a big thing, sign your check over. Like, my, I remember my stepdad talking about gambling, they were, used to play AC Doocy.

• 36:13H. Foley?

  I bet they did.

• 36:15Speaker 01

  What sexual thing is that?

• 36:17H. Foley?

  I don't know.

• 36:17Speaker 01

  Um, and he's like, yeah, I remember he said, one guy, he goes, I think it was his brother or somebody, they were playing-

• 36:22H. Foley?

  That would ruin you.

• 36:23Speaker 01

  He had to sign over the next two paychecks.

• 36:26H. Foley?

  Oh my god.

• 36:27Speaker 01

  I'm just saying, I'd fucking kill myself, dude, that would be it. I remember, yeah.

• 36:33H. Foley?

  I used to hate waiting the three weeks when you first got the job.

• 36:36Speaker 01

  That was the worst.

• 36:37H. Foley?

  They'd fuck you on training or something like that.

• 36:39Speaker 01

  Float me on something, dog.

• 36:40H. Foley?

  That's crazy that they do that.

• 36:41Speaker 01

  I know. There, there's no way they do that anymore. They're doing shit now where it's like, you get paid the day you work.

• 36:47H. Foley?

  Really?

• 36:48Speaker 01

  Not, but like, if you're like a caretaker and stuff, there's those kinda-

• 36:51H. Foley?

  Caretaker?

• 36:52Speaker 01

  Yeah, a lot of people, a lot of people's primary thing is like taking care of a loved one. Like, I take care of my grandmother and like,

• 36:57H. Foley?

  You get paid for that?

• 36:59Speaker 01

  You can't, oh god, here we go. You'll be your own caretaker. Um, yeah.

• 37:04H. Foley?

  Patty's about to get drop kicked.

• 37:06Speaker 01

  This is all just from like commercials I've seen or whatever. I don't really know.

• 37:11H. Foley?

  Tell you got the gutter guards.

• 37:12Speaker 01

  I don't, I don't have boots on the ground experience with this.

• 37:15H. Foley?

  Are you talking about Dave or whatever it is? I don't know, is it app, is, one of those payday loan joints?

• 37:21Speaker 01

  I think they used to be, they used to be an advertiser.

• 37:23H. Foley?

  Yeah, that too.

• 37:24Speaker 01

  Uh...

• 37:24H. Foley?

  I should, I should start greasing you for that.

• 37:26Speaker 01

  Um...

• 37:28H. Foley?

  Get you hooked up to Dave. Get my money now.

• 37:32Speaker 01

  Buddy, you got your money and a lot more other money already ahead of time. Um... No, but if, look that up, if you're a care, there's like a thing where it's like, I don't know, whatever, I don't think people, I don't think the lag time's a month anymore of what it used to be. You know? Oh, we're gonna take, uh, you, if you started in the mid, I remember starting in the middle of the pay period, well, we're gonna lump that one into the next three. I said, you shit.

• 37:54H. Foley?

  Remember when I got my job at Devon? Seafood, I was hurting for a squirt.

• 38:02H. Foley?

  Had to wait like three and a half weeks.

• 38:04Speaker 01

  Have you calling your mom, you're like spending money to get there and shit?

• 38:07H. Foley?

  Dude.

• 38:08Speaker 01

  They just need 20 bucks of gas money.

• 38:11H. Foley?

  They used to put biscuits on the table. I was eating those every day, breakfast.

• 38:15Speaker 01

  I didn't stop what you got that paycheck though, did it?

• 38:18H. Foley?

  Honey butter's alright. Man, nothing like a restaurant does fresh biscuits. They were like honey biscuits or something with honey butter.

• 38:27Speaker 01

  I got the honey part.

• 38:30Speaker 01

  Here are honey butter biscuits with honey butter and honey in them.

• 38:33H. Foley?

  They were so good. But yeah, man. You were relying on fucking demo food to get by.

• 38:40Speaker 01

  That's jammed up.

• 38:41H. Foley?

  Stuff that they let you eat so you knew how to sell it to people.

• 38:44Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 38:46Speaker 01

  This honey butter is a honey butter. That's what you're pitching at the table.

• 38:51H. Foley?

  I like the seafood enchiladas. That's what Jamie Foxx had when I waited on them. I scarf that down the second he left. That's where I got the thing where you order a bunch of stuff and you only have celebs do.

• 39:04H. Foley?

  You know?

• 39:05Speaker 01

  When you're gonna start eating half?

• 39:06H. Foley?

  I do that now.

• 39:08Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 39:09H. Foley?

  I get a bunch of things.

• 39:10Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 39:11H. Foley?

  I like a smorgasbord, you know what I mean? A little try it all. Kevin, talk about Factor.

• 39:16Speaker 01

  Factor.

• 39:17H. Foley?

  One of our faves.

• 39:18Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 39:18H. Foley?

  It is.

• 39:19Speaker 01

  I know.

• 39:19H. Foley?

  We're not just spokesmen, we are clients of Factor. I got them in the fridge right now.

• 39:24Speaker 01

  I know.

• 39:24H. Foley?

  Over at our good friend's house.

• 39:25Speaker 01

  We got some over here too.

• 39:26H. Foley?

  We got some over here. I had one for lunch. They're absolutely delicious. You throw it in a microwave, two minutes, it's ready to go, or you wanna be fancy like Kip, you throw it on a skillet. Listen, it's the fall, you're busy, you're gonna start picking, you're gonna start making bad choices. Next thing you know, Christmas, you look like a goddamn water buffalo walking around like, holy shit, he got big.

• 39:44Speaker 01

  He got off the factors.

• 39:45H. Foley?

  Do yourself a favor. Factor are nutritious, they're delicious, they are fresh, never frozen. Get Factor, get your shit together. I'm gonna fucking lose it.

• 39:54Speaker 01

  Yeah, uh, the menu rotates every week with a hundred plus options, so you're never stuck eating the same thing right now. Try the Mojo Verde Wild Caught Red Shrimp with Rice Beans and Corn or Mike's Hot Honey Shrimp and Grits.

• 40:07H. Foley?

  What?

• 40:08Speaker 01

  Take that and shove it up your ass.

• 40:09H. Foley?

  I don't got that one.

• 40:10Speaker 01

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• 40:35H. Foley?

  Do it. Kevin, talk about Chime.

• 40:38Speaker 01

  Chime.

• 40:39H. Foley?

  As you know, baby, life comes at you pretty quick.

• 40:42Speaker 01

  You ain't lying, big man.

• 40:43H. Foley?

  Things start adding up.

• 40:44Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 40:44H. Foley?

  You know what I'm saying? I wish I could go back and tell my younger self, if you're gonna do a little banking, make sure you save your money, make sure you do it right. Watch out for bank fees, all that kinda stuff. I'll tell you what I really wish, I could go back and say, hey, I wish I had Chime.

• 40:59Speaker 01

  I know. Listen, if you're, if you're out there, this is where Chime comes in. Chime is changing the way people bank. It's hard, listen, it's hard enough to keep a buck as it is, then you got these big corporate banks coming after you.

• 41:11H. Foley?

  Overdraft fees.

• 41:12Speaker 01

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• 41:53H. Foley?

  Do it.

• 41:54Speaker 04

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• 42:07Speaker 01

  Uh, all right, let's see, this one's from Max. Long-term $10 investor here. My wife poured leftover soup in the toilet instead of the trash. She insists that it's normal. I'm still thinking about it days later and need a ruling. I'm on her side here. I think it's doc, I think it's, we've talked about this.

• 42:22H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 42:23Speaker 01

  We just, dude, cause in New York, there's no garbage disposal, you can't put that liquid in the trash, cause the trash, cause then it's like goes to a trash room, you gotta carry, it's... So what we do, I mean, we just did a, we did the slow cooker over the weekend.

• 42:38H. Foley?

  Did you?

• 42:39Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 42:39H. Foley?

  I bet that made the house smell nice.

• 42:40Speaker 01

  It was very nice, very nice. Um...

• 42:44H. Foley?

  I used to have a home.

• 42:46Speaker 01

  And then at the end, she was like, what do I do with this? And I'm like, just fucking plunk it in the toilet. I put worse down there earlier today.

• 42:53H. Foley?

  What was it?

• 42:54Speaker 01

  What was what?

• 42:55H. Foley?

  What was, what'd you make?

• 42:56Speaker 01

  Uh, it's just like, uh, some chunk of meat. I forget what kinda cut it was.

• 43:01H. Foley?

  Huh.

• 43:01Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 43:02H. Foley?

  And with some juices and potatoes?

• 43:04Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's exactly what you would put in a slow cooker. Yeah.

• 43:08H. Foley?

  And what do you, are you dumping meat?

• 43:10Speaker 01

  No. Hold the meat, the meat all fell apart or whatever, and then, you know, we had to, to saw enough gravy or whatever, or gravy, enough sauce, au jus, if you will.

• 43:19H. Foley?

  I bet you that was good.

• 43:21Speaker 01

  It was really good. Mm-hmm. We've been doing a lot of sit-down dinners, the three of us.

• 43:25H. Foley?

  Is that right? I love that, but I love it.

• 43:29Speaker 01

  Face turns red.

• 43:34Speaker 01

  What's cute is the baby obviously drops a bunch of food and door throws, whatever. Um, I scarf it down, then take care of him. Right? I'll go, I get him out. Then he walks over to the dog and goes, go, and the dog goes over and eats up the scraps.

• 43:50H. Foley?

  Does the dog sit there until then?

• 43:52Speaker 01

  The dog, I'll make sure the dog holds, he's usually sitting at the table. I'll put him under the bed, cause we don't beg. Okay? We don't beg.

• 43:58H. Foley?

  You put him under the bed?

• 43:59Speaker 01

  No, I'm sorry. He sits under the table, I'll put him in his bed. I'll say, go to your, go to your place.

• 44:03H. Foley?

  And he'll sit there and wait?

• 44:04Speaker 01

  He'll sit over there, and then the baby gets out, walks over to him and goes, go, and then I'll run over and eat all the...

• 44:10H. Foley?

  Does he get out of the high chair himself?

• 44:11Speaker 01

  No, I gotta get him out.

• 44:14Speaker 01

  You know when he wants out. You know. It's not up for debate either. He's not a big negotiator.

• 44:21H. Foley?

  I like it.

• 44:22Speaker 01

  Um...

• 44:23H. Foley?

  Yeah, you dumped that right down the toilet.

• 44:24Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 44:25H. Foley?

  Hundred percent. Bacon grease, stuff like that, that goes in the sink with some hot water.

• 44:31Speaker 01

  I'll even toilet, I just toilet anything.

• 44:33H. Foley?

  You can't do bacon grease in there.

• 44:34Speaker 01

  Same, what do you think, it's going down the fucking?

• 44:36H. Foley?

  It's cold water, don't clog up.

• 44:40H. Foley?

  Like earwax.

• 44:41Speaker 01

  What do you think's, you're putting hot water down there?

• 44:43H. Foley?

  Yeah, hot water to keep it flowing.

• 44:45Speaker 01

  That dude, that...

• 44:46H. Foley?

  The main line. Once it's in the city, it's fucking my domi's problem.

• 44:49Speaker 01

  That's not making it to the, to the floor beneath you. That's not making it out of the fucking P trap.

• 44:55H. Foley?

  You think?

• 44:56Speaker 01

  I think. That's getting, that's not getting back up. That's stopping right there, guy.

• 45:03H. Foley?

  Like my arteries.

• 45:04Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm. Also, the water's never hot as soon as you do it. You gotta let it warm up.

• 45:11H. Foley?

  Who's this fucking guy? Yeah, no shit, I let it heat up right up.

• 45:14Speaker 01

  No, you don't.

• 45:17Speaker 01

  I do the same thing. It's okay, man. It's a safe space.

• 45:20H. Foley?

  There's no garbage disposals in New York City?

• 45:23Speaker 01

  Uh, no, just mo, I mean, like all the buildings.

• 45:25Speaker 03

  It's gotta be a crazy new building.

• 45:27Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 45:27H. Foley?

  Yeah?

• 45:28Speaker 01

  Yeah. That's like a, that's that and...

• 45:30H. Foley?

  I never understood where that went, to be honest with you.

• 45:32Speaker 01

  What?

• 45:33H. Foley?

  The garbage in a garbage disposal. Where does it go?

• 45:36Speaker 01

  Chops it up really fine.

• 45:37H. Foley?

  And then it just goes down the pipe?

• 45:38Speaker 01

  I believe so.

• 45:39H. Foley?

  Really?

• 45:40Speaker 01

  My, the, the fucking, the Germans were here, they asked me, and they ain't never seen that shit.

• 45:44H. Foley?

  No shit.

• 45:45Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 45:45H. Foley?

  They don't got fucking garbage disposals in Europe.

• 45:47Speaker 01

  Uh-uh. I mean, maybe, but not...

• 45:49H. Foley?

  Let's go.

• 45:50Speaker 01

  Not like that. They were like... What's, what's it go? I go, I don't fucking know, you just flipped a swi, and they don't run, they didn't know to run the water. I'm like, you gotta run the water.

• 46:00H. Foley?

  Oh, shit. Sparks will come flying out of there.

• 46:03Speaker 01

  They're just fucking raw dog, and it's her dad, and I'm like, yo, guy, fucking, you gotta lubricate this shit.

• 46:11H. Foley?

  You ever put some soap down here and let it run?

• 46:14Speaker 01

  No. What's it do?

• 46:16H. Foley?

  I don't know.

• 46:17Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 46:18H. Foley?

  Man, this guy... Foams up a little bit?

• 46:19Speaker 01

  No, no, never. There's a thing where you put ice down there, that was like a TikTok trend.

• 46:23H. Foley?

  What do you do down there?

• 46:24Speaker 01

  And it like melts and it like cleans it or something, I don't fucking know. I think it was all AI.

• 46:28H. Foley?

  Hmm.

• 46:31Speaker 01

  What do you, you have something?

• 46:33Speaker 03

  Uses a spinning metal plate and a stationary grind ring to break down food into tiny particles, rather than using sharp blades like a blender.

• 46:40Speaker 01

  And then it just goes, I think.

• 46:41H. Foley?

  Still fuck you up, you stick your finger down there. Was it a grind wheel?

• 46:46Speaker 03

  Uh, spinning metal plate and a stationary grind ring.

• 46:49H. Foley?

  Grind ring.

• 46:49Speaker 01

  Grind ring.

• 46:50H. Foley?

  I like that. It goddamn grind ring's broken.

• 46:53Speaker 01

  You blew out your grind ring.

• 46:54H. Foley?

  What's that cost you?

• 46:56Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 46:57H. Foley?

  The garbage disposal, when that thing went. Holy shit, my aunt had one.

• 47:01Speaker 01

  I don't think ours ever went. I think my mom still got...

• 47:06Speaker 01

  Yeah, then, I mean, I got an old, the one in my, the house in the burbs is old.

• 47:11H. Foley?

  Hmm.

• 47:13H. Foley?

  You got a garbage disposal, huh?

• 47:14Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 47:15H. Foley?

  It's good.

• 47:15Speaker 01

  Just told you a whole story about it.

• 47:17H. Foley?

  Thought you were talking about, oh, yeah. I wasn't thinking of your house. For some reason, I was thinking of the apartment, which you just said.

• 47:22Speaker 01

  Which I just said doesn't, and you went, no, you don't have a garbage disposal.

• 47:25H. Foley?

  Uh. You're doing well. I like to see it.

• 47:29Speaker 01

  Thanks.

• 47:30H. Foley?

  Very welcome. I love you very much.

• 47:32Speaker 01

  What's that?

• 47:33H. Foley?

  Said I love you very much.

• 47:34Speaker 01

  Cut that.

• 47:36H. Foley?

  Write that.

• 47:39Speaker 01

  You never loved me.

• 47:41H. Foley?

  That's not true. It's crazy talk.

• 47:46H. Foley?

  Wanted to marry you.

• 47:48Speaker 01

  I can't afford you, big guy. I'm sorry.

• 47:50H. Foley?

  Wasn't good in bed.

• 47:52Speaker 01

  You?

• 47:52H. Foley?

  Who?

• 47:53Speaker 01

  Me?

• 47:54H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 47:54Speaker 01

  Yeah, right. Yeah, right. Yeah, the stallion.

• 47:59Speaker 03

  More of a pillow princess.

• 48:00Speaker 01

  Fucking bag of skin over here. What are you talking about?

• 48:03H. Foley?

  It's bad, man. I gotta get cut. I'll be filing at you.

• 48:08Speaker 01

  But then what happens when you blow back up, which will probably happen? That's gonna be a tight belly.

• 48:12H. Foley?

  You got no faith in. I'm not blowing back up.

• 48:15Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 48:17H. Foley?

  Blow myself up.

• 48:19Speaker 01

  Kaboom. You think you lift your shirt up, you got D and T on your stomach. Ah, yeah. Wanna see how I got these?

• 48:26H. Foley?

  They did that in Batman, that one guy they put in there.

• 48:28Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's gonna be you.

• 48:29H. Foley?

  That guy didn't know he had-

• 48:30Speaker 01

  My stomach hurts. We're gonna be doing a hard feelings.

• 48:34H. Foley?

  That guy didn't, I mean, that's not eating bad ribs. I mean, you don't know you got a bomb in you? My stomach hurts. You fucking idiot, you got a big bronchitis, a goddamn police station with a bomb in your belly. Get the hell out of here. That's a ticket at least.

• 48:49Speaker 01

  It's a citation.

• 48:50H. Foley?

  It's crazy.

• 48:53H. Foley?

  Fucking moron. Stomach hurts. That's crazy.

• 48:59Speaker 01

  I mean, but-

• 49:00H. Foley?

  I'd have been pissed.

• 49:01Speaker 01

  Uh-huh.

• 49:03H. Foley?

  Right?

• 49:04Speaker 01

  Sure. You don't have, do you have any fear of yo-yoing at all? Cause I do. I mean, uh-

• 49:09H. Foley?

  Yo-yoing?

• 49:10Speaker 01

  Going back up, down and up.

• 49:12H. Foley?

  Uh, I don't know. I take it day by day. One step at a time. Slow down. Breathe, accepting.

• 49:20Speaker 01

  What I'm told to say.

• 49:22H. Foley?

  It's what I'm told to say.

• 49:23Speaker 01

  About my tummy hurts.

• 49:28H. Foley?

  Joker said he licked the-

• 49:29Speaker 01

  Wanna see how I got these stretch marks?

• 49:33Speaker 01

  I got Diesel out in the lounge. Kippies hot today. Woo!

• 49:39H. Foley?

  Let's go.

• 49:40Speaker 01

  Ah, God.

• 49:42H. Foley?

  I like being the butt of the jokes for once.

• 49:43Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 49:46H. Foley?

  No, there's no going back.

• 49:48Speaker 01

  Okay, I'm not, I'm not assuming.

• 49:50H. Foley?

  The boats have been burned. You're witnessing, all of you.

• 49:55Speaker 01

  He's just getting real fucking mad at him. You ever doubted me, huh?

• 50:01Speaker 01

  You ever, never, never bet against the bull.

• 50:05H. Foley?

  Who's the bull?

• 50:05Speaker 01

  I got you, I don't know. I'm assuming that's one of your corny nicknames you have for yourself with your new group of friends. Oh, what's up? I'm H. Foley, the bull. My boy, my good friends call me the bull. You probably do that. You're like the new kid, you're like the-

• 50:20H. Foley?

  I don't have any friends, dickhead.

• 50:23Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, I wonder why?

• 50:25H. Foley?

  I'm losing friends and finding peace.

• 50:27Speaker 01

  What? Uh, Drake, dude, you are, you are washed. Fucking 50-year-old man, down and out, just starts quoting Drake lyrics.

• 50:37H. Foley?

  I just gotta listen to him.

• 50:38Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 50:39H. Foley?

  I enjoy his music.

• 50:41Speaker 01

  Why don't you listen to a fucking Tony Robbins or something? Or fucking learn how to balance a checkbook or do-

• 50:46H. Foley?

  The chick that go, hey, you gotta get your shit together, that broad?

• 50:50Speaker 01

  Who?

• 50:50H. Foley?

  Oh, Mel Rob, that's Mel Robbins. Tony Robbins, the guy with the teeth? The fuck does he know? Yeah, if I was fucking-

• 50:57Speaker 01

  You have no teeth.

• 50:58H. Foley?

  If I was fucking, if I was 6'8" and good looking-

• 51:01Speaker 01

  He knows how to keep his teeth.

• 51:03H. Foley?

  If I was 6'8" and good looking, it'd be, you haven't even fucking given people advice too. Huh? I wake up in the mirror looking at this.

• 51:16H. Foley?

  It's the last stand to H. Foley. I ain't going back.

• 51:19Speaker 01

  That's not a good thing, is it?

• 51:20H. Foley?

  Yeah, it is.

• 51:20Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 51:21H. Foley?

  This is it.

• 51:23H. Foley?

  The boats have been burned. The bridges have been burned.

• 51:26Speaker 01

  Yes, they have.

• 51:30H. Foley?

  This is a very hard feelings episode.

• 51:34H. Foley?

  Ow, I just hurt my pinky.

• 51:40Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 51:40H. Foley?

  Man, that first video really set us on a path, didn't it?

• 51:45H. Foley?

  I thought that was kinda-

• 51:48Speaker 01

  Could have been a series of pictures.

• 51:51H. Foley?

  It could have been.

• 51:52Speaker 01

  And then you were yelling about the brightness right away. That didn't put it off on a good, like, positive note.

• 51:57H. Foley?

  I had a whole thing where she was gonna be behind the door and she wouldn't do it.

• 52:03H. Foley?

  And I offered her a large amount of money.

• 52:06Speaker 01

  I was gonna borrow a large amount of money off her. You know you're jammed up with your mom's screen distance with it? No, that seems like a you project.

• 52:14H. Foley?

  She wanted me involved in it. Said she had some other things going on.

• 52:17Speaker 01

  What, she bombs publicly too? You gotta fucking rep the upkeep.

• 52:22H. Foley?

  Girls at the mermaid club will fucking disown her.

• 52:25Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm. Um-

• 52:27H. Foley?

  She was on a pens- God damn it!

• 52:29Speaker 01

  What are you doing, man?

• 52:30H. Foley?

  Fucking just hit my finger. That's my bad finger from wrestling. Well, it's from football.

• 52:34Speaker 01

  Oh, my God.

• 52:35H. Foley?

  It is. I fucked it up. Last game of the season.

• 52:38Speaker 01

  Wrestling with your sexuality. You got it from jerking a dude off.

• 52:44H. Foley?

  Man, I am fucking just taking it.

• 52:47Speaker 01

  Just like that gentleman.

• 52:50H. Foley?

  That was the point. That was bad.

• 52:55Speaker 01

  I kinda want-

• 52:59Speaker 01

  Woo wee!

• 53:02H. Foley?

  I stink.

• 53:05Speaker 01

  This thing's gonna go down like a Led Zeppelin.

• 53:08H. Foley?

  That's what they said.

• 53:09Speaker 01

  I'm aware.

• 53:11H. Foley?

  What thing?

• 53:12Speaker 01

  What?

• 53:12H. Foley?

  The show?

• 53:14Speaker 01

  No. Shark, cut that. Send it to the investors.

• 53:19H. Foley?

  What? We have investors?

• 53:21Speaker 01

  Not anymore.

• 53:23Speaker 01

  Sell, sell, sell.

• 53:25H. Foley?

  Uh, that's what they said about Led Zeppelin. This thing will sing like a Led Zeppelin.

• 53:28Speaker 01

  What do you, what do you think? I just randomly came up with that quote?

• 53:31H. Foley?

  I don't fucking know. I don't even know you know Led Zeppelin. You're a rock and roller. You're a fucking-

• 53:36Speaker 01

  What were you?

• 53:37H. Foley?

  I was in the-

• 53:38Speaker 01

  I was in a band?

• 53:39H. Foley?

  So was I.

• 53:41Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 53:41H. Foley?

  I was in the-

• 53:42Speaker 01

  You still think you are?

• 53:43H. Foley?

  I was in the cla- Mr. Rooster, I was shout out to him. Call me back, you son of a- Those guys are killing it.

• 53:49Speaker 01

  I swear I'll pay you back. Venmo capped me at 600.

• 53:52H. Foley?

  Shout out to Mr. Rooster. Um, I was in the classic rock.

• 53:58Speaker 01

  Yeah, so was I. Everybody worth their salt. Luke was into classic rock.

• 54:01H. Foley?

  Worth their salt? Now, where'd you hear that? From me? You're using my shit?

• 54:09H. Foley?

  We releasing this?

• 54:17H. Foley?

  You need one of these every once in a while.

• 54:18Speaker 01

  What a bad episode.

• 54:24Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 54:26H. Foley?

  Can't go up if you don't go down, you know what I mean? Peaks and valleys, baby. Ah, it's funny. I didn't know you knew that.

• 54:35Speaker 01

  I literally, but you know what's, you don't have to know that I knew it, but I said the quote verbatim and you go-

• 54:41H. Foley?

  Who said it?

• 54:41Speaker 01

  That's what, like, the engineer or something.

• 54:44H. Foley?

  Really?

• 54:46Speaker 01

  But like, I say the quote and you'd be like, that's what they said. That's like me going fourscore and seven years ago. You're like, that's what Abe Lincoln said. And I didn't just stumble upon that-

• 54:56H. Foley?

  There wasn't Abe Lincoln. Fourscore, what the fuck does that even mean?

• 55:00Speaker 01

  Scores 10 years? Yeah.

• 55:04H. Foley?

  Who said that? Abe Lincoln?

• 55:06Speaker 01

  I think it was Abe Lincoln, right? Four scores and seven years ago.

• 55:09H. Foley?

  That was Dean Martin.

• 55:10Speaker 01

  I am not a crook.

• 55:13Speaker 01

  20 years, so 87 years.

• 55:15H. Foley?

  Fourscore and, what is it? Fourscore?

• 55:18Speaker 01

  And seven years.

• 55:21H. Foley?

  Yeah, I'm not a big Civil War guy.

• 55:22Speaker 03

  No, but it's just like the most famous speech ever.

• 55:25H. Foley?

  Is that the Gettysburg Address?

• 55:26Speaker 03

  Exactly.

• 55:27H. Foley?

  Ah.

• 55:30Speaker 01

  I, I know it as a Gettysburg, the Gettysburg Address.

• 55:33Speaker 03

  What'd you say?

• 55:37Speaker 01

  The Gettysburg Address?

• 55:40Speaker 01

  Get it?

• 55:41H. Foley?

  It's a P.O. box, yeah.

• 55:44Speaker 01

  You gotta tie the door to the flower pot.

• 55:54H. Foley?

  Check the main.

• 55:55Speaker 01

  Where the band's still playing on the Titanic right now.

• 56:01H. Foley?

  A one and a two and a-

• 56:03Speaker 01

  You guys try to keep up.

• 56:07H. Foley?

  There might be a carbon monoxide leaking here. Somebody poke a hole in her Breeze can or something?

• 56:15Speaker 01

  Yeah, cause that joke stinks.

• 56:19H. Foley?

  What's happening to me?

• 56:21Speaker 01

  You stink. Ah, God.

• 56:25H. Foley?

  Losing my superpowers.

• 56:27Speaker 01

  Which was what? Annoying everybody? Still got it.

• 56:34Speaker 01

  That was weird, dude.

• 56:36H. Foley?

  Hey.

• 56:38Speaker 01

  That was a bit you did weeks ago.

• 56:42H. Foley?

  There's still seltzer in here. Fuck it, I'm drinking it.

• 56:47Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 56:49H. Foley?

  Quit screwing around. Excuse me.

• 56:52Speaker 01

  Excuse you.

• 56:53H. Foley?

  Excuse me.

• 56:54Speaker 01

  Um-

• 56:55H. Foley?

  You know my nose has been running when I eat a lot? Think that's a-

• 57:01Speaker 01

  I don't know what that means.

• 57:03H. Foley?

  I know what it means.

• 57:04Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 57:05H. Foley?

  The residual side effect.

• 57:09H. Foley?

  But it's, my dad would get that.

• 57:13H. Foley?

  Nose would be running while he ate.

• 57:15Speaker 03

  I get that every time I have spicy food.

• 57:18Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 57:22Speaker 01

  Why not yes and? He's agreeing with you. You're, you're, you're a guy-

• 57:25H. Foley?

  I didn't like it.

• 57:25Speaker 01

  You're a guy who's abandoned by everybody for being a huge dickhead. He throws you a lifeline, because I ain't giving you one.

• 57:32H. Foley?

  I couldn't resist.

• 57:32Speaker 01

  And he throws you a lifeline and you fucking, you bite the hand that feeds you.

• 57:36H. Foley?

  I'm sorry buddy.

• 57:37Speaker 03

  I like it, it's, yeah.

• 57:38H. Foley?

  It feels wrong not to be his-

• 57:39Speaker 03

  It's a return to normalcy.

• 57:43Speaker 01

  You're something else, guy.

• 57:44H. Foley?

  We're fucking back, baby.

• 57:45Speaker 03

  That's all I know.

• 57:46Speaker 01

  We're not releasing this.

• 57:49Speaker 01

  This is going in the vault.

• 57:52Speaker 01

  Um, this is, this is a great-

• 57:54H. Foley?

  Talk to me.

• 57:54Speaker 01

  This is a great name. This is from She Crab Poop. Uh, $10 delinquent. Is it garbage to text your girlfriend to call you and fake an emergency right after you win a big pot at the poker game with your buddies? I need the scratch. That, that's a common courtesy. You're not allowed to hit and run.

• 58:10H. Foley?

  Any scheme like that, where people are working together to deceive other people?

• 58:15Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 58:16H. Foley?

  I'm down.

• 58:17Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's your life.

• 58:19Speaker 01

  You just get to deal with a partner.

• 58:21H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 58:21Speaker 01

  It's the loneliest game and then you finally get a teammate. And that's what you like.

• 58:26H. Foley?

  I don't know if I've said this on air or not, but I had, I had a fantasy of me and Patty going across country robbing banks.

• 58:32Speaker 01

  Yeah, we talked about that.

• 58:34H. Foley?

  We did, right?

• 58:34Speaker 01

  Not on air, I don't think.

• 58:36H. Foley?

  Yeah. If I could get her to play along.

• 58:39Speaker 01

  Yeah, why not? The fuck else you got?

• 58:41H. Foley?

  I don't know.

• 58:42Speaker 01

  We could use the good PR. I mean, you know, we could do the-

• 58:44H. Foley?

  We'd give the money to, uh, poor people.

• 58:47Speaker 01

  You?

• 58:48H. Foley?

  No, we would, we would throw the money around. Like, we'd drive through, like, a, like a trailer park and throw the money out. But then they come and get you on that, don't they?

• 58:58Speaker 01

  Like, come and get, that's it?

• 58:59H. Foley?

  They count that money.

• 59:01Speaker 01

  Who?

• 59:02H. Foley?

  The cops, or the banks. It's, they know.

• 59:05Speaker 01

  How much money you steal?

• 59:06H. Foley?

  No, no, no. They know the serial numbers on it.

• 59:08Speaker 01

  Uh, I don't know if they have a-

• 59:10H. Foley?

  Some shit.

• 59:10Speaker 01

  Yeah, they, it's all, yeah, they got you.

• 59:13H. Foley?

  Remember when that guy in Philly dropped the, it was the John Cusack movie? You don't remember that guy?

• 59:18Speaker 01

  Where he went nuts.

• 59:19H. Foley?

  What went nuts?

• 59:20Speaker 01

  He was in, out of the Brink's truck.

• 59:22H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 59:22Speaker 01

  Yeah, Pat's dad knew the guy.

• 59:24H. Foley?

  No shit?

• 59:25Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 59:26H. Foley?

  Did he kill himself?

• 59:27Speaker 01

  Uh-huh. Yeah. Pat's dad's from that neighborhood.

• 59:30H. Foley?

  No shit.

• 59:31Speaker 01

  Like, yeah, like, they was like the-

• 59:33H. Foley?

  They, they said you gotta turn the money in or something like that, if, if he gave you money. Didn't he throw it?

• 59:38Speaker 01

  Oh, afterwards.

• 59:39H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 59:39Speaker 01

  You're saying like, if you threw it at the, the trailer park, the trailer park people gotta turn it in? Yeah, I think that's-

• 59:44H. Foley?

  And nobody takes cash. They go, they go to Urban Outfitters.

• 59:47Speaker 01

  Sure. Got big problems.

• 59:50H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 59:51Speaker 01

  Big, big, huge problems.

• 59:53H. Foley?

  Patty wouldn't, Patty wouldn't do it, anyway. She'd be a good wheelman. She's pretty good behind a car. Can't do it at night, though. She can't see.

• 59:59Speaker 01

  Yeah, that happens. Denise got the same, "I better go." Getting, you know. It's getting dark out. I better go. Alright, call me when you get home. Then this bro don't fucking call me.

• 1:00:13H. Foley?

  Is that her? That'd be weird.

• 1:00:14Speaker 01

  That was Luke.

• 1:00:15H. Foley?

  You fucking shit.

• 1:00:17Speaker 01

  It wasn't nice.

• 1:00:19H. Foley?

  I'm sure.

• 1:00:20Speaker 01

  Um, this one, this is a big one. This one might get into the questions that we ask. I've never thought about this. It's classy and trashy and weird.

• 1:00:31H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:00:31Speaker 01

  Um, this is from Marty. Great name. Classy or trashy? Classy or trashy? Offering your buddy basketball shorts to wear when they come over to hang? I come over your house, I got a pair of jeans on, we're gonna sit on the fucking couch and watch the game. Hey bud, you want a pair of basketball shorts? Let's lounge out. Get comfy. That's not bad. That's not bad.

• 1:00:57Speaker 03

  And I do it, I don't do it a lot, but I've done it a handful of times with, like, the sponsored gear we get. I'll bring that home, and then if anyone wants it, I'm like, if my buddy's like hanging out, I'm like, "Oh yeah, wear these."

• 1:01:10Speaker 01

  I liked, I? It's a good time.

• 1:01:13Speaker 03

  And they open it up, fresh plastic.

• 1:01:15Speaker 01

  That's nice. That's nice.

• 1:01:18H. Foley?

  But if they want it to be comfortable, or if they didn't want to wear jeans, why did they wear jeans to your house?

• 1:01:23Speaker 03

  We might've gone out to dinner, get fucked up. They, my girl's out and I'm like, "Oh, stay over, whatever." Or before, I was like, living alone.

• 1:01:30Speaker 01

  That's normal.

• 1:01:30Speaker 03

  Yeah. Stay on the couch. We could smoke weed all night and watch movies.

• 1:01:34H. Foley?

  Well, yeah, hey, you got a pair of shorts you can sleep in. I got you on that.

• 1:01:38Speaker 01

  Yeah, I don't know, maybe you're, "Hey, I'm coming, I gotta, I gotta drop the-"

• 1:01:41H. Foley?

  I mean, I love it.

• 1:01:42Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:01:42H. Foley?

  I, you wouldn't, if that-

• 1:01:45Speaker 01

  Wear your shorts?

• 1:01:46H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:46Speaker 01

  I mean, I'd have to fucking, to put them in the dryer on high heat for about three weeks to shrink them up a bit.

• 1:01:53H. Foley?

  I thought you meant to kill the bugs.

• 1:01:54Speaker 01

  Uh, that too, um-

• 1:01:56H. Foley?

  Get that moisture out of it.

• 1:01:57Speaker 01

  Yeah, I would, I mean, I, yeah, you gotta be the same size. You know?

• 1:02:02H. Foley?

  Mm-huh.

• 1:02:03Speaker 01

  But it's like-

• 1:02:03H. Foley?

  I mean, I love it.

• 1:02:04Speaker 01

  I, that's what I'm saying. I think it's a great idea. It's trashy to be like-

• 1:02:08H. Foley?

  A lot of rich people have that, though. Like, remember in Wedding Crashers? They just had clothes for those guys to change into.

• 1:02:14Speaker 01

  Sure, that's a little, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a feeling, that's different, but yeah. But, I mean, that, yeah, those weren't N1 basketball shorts from Marshalls. Hey, yo! Um-

• 1:02:25H. Foley?

  You been looking through my luggage?

• 1:02:27Speaker 01

  Oh, this is, yeah. Um, yeah, I think that's, I like that. I like that. It's fun, it's trashy, but it's like, it's kitschy, or like, cute, I don't know, I like it.

• 1:02:39H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:39Speaker 01

  "Yeah, boys, hey, fucking throw in a pair of fucking basketballs, let's fucking vibe."

• 1:02:44H. Foley?

  I could just see some people like, "What? I'm fucking wearing your fucking shorts," or like, being like, "What, are you trying to get me to change?"

• 1:02:50Speaker 01

  I mean, not if they're your friends.

• 1:02:51H. Foley?

  A grown man changing at another grown man's house? I, I mean, listen, I'm da, I'm a fucking nine-year-old, I'm down. I'll build a fort, I'll fucking do everything. Make prank phone calls, go play knock and run, the whole nine yards.

• 1:03:06H. Foley?

  Doctor? Anything. I'm down.

• 1:03:09Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:03:09H. Foley?

  But I feel like-

• 1:03:10Speaker 01

  I mean, I don't think you're, you're not like-

• 1:03:11H. Foley?

  I couldn't see a lot of your cousins going over to their boy's house, and their boy's being like, "Hey, throw in a pair of shorts." And they'd be like, "What?" Am I right or wrong about that?

• 1:03:20Speaker 01

  Yeah, you're right. I don't know, yeah, I mean, I'm not, you're right. I'm not, I'm not saying it's for everybody.

• 1:03:24Speaker 03

  It's very situationally dependent.

• 1:03:26Speaker 01

  Yeah, like, if I was over Pat's house and it's like, you know, "Oh, plan something," and it's like, "Let's watch the game," he'd be like- You're fucking sitting on, throwing a pair of fucking shorts. Or you're gonna, "We're posted up here for the night." Dinner plans canceled. I don't fucking know, whatever.

• 1:03:42H. Foley?

  I feel like Glassman would be good for that. I bet you Glassman has nice, clean, he's very, you know-

• 1:03:48Speaker 01

  Yeah, I don't see him like lending it out, though.

• 1:03:49H. Foley?

  No, no, no.

• 1:03:50Speaker 01

  But like, that's, you know, to like-

• 1:03:51H. Foley?

  But that's like somebody's stuff I'd wanna wear. You know what I mean?

• 1:03:54Speaker 01

  But that's where the "wanna" wear someone's stuff.

• 1:03:56H. Foley?

  Not "wanna" wear, but-

• 1:03:57Speaker 01

  Okay, well, I'm just going off the word you said.

• 1:04:00H. Foley?

  Shouldn't do that.

• 1:04:02Speaker 01

  I'm a, I've learned.

• 1:04:04H. Foley?

  I would wear. Probably nice and clean, probably comfy. Probably just real basketball shorts.

• 1:04:11Speaker 03

  See, but you made this, you took the situation and made it weirder.

• 1:04:13H. Foley?

  Did I?

• 1:04:15Speaker 03

  By wanting, yeah, now you want it.

• 1:04:17H. Foley?

  I didn't stop with the wanting! I'm just saying, that's somebody that I, you would.

• 1:04:21Speaker 01

  I know, but like, I think the idea of, uh-

• 1:04:25Speaker 01

  I guess the weird, what you're saying, I agree with you. I don't know what, you're enjoying a different part than I was thinking of. I was going, "Oh, cool, I'll get out of the jeans, we'll sit and fucking be a lazy Sunday," or whatever. You're going, "Well, these are cool, they're clean." You like the vibe and feel of- I'd go, I, Luke, I don't care what kind of shorts they are.

• 1:04:44H. Foley?

  What it reminds me of is my brother and his, and his cool friends.

• 1:04:47Speaker 01

  You made some weird emotional connection to a pair of basketball shorts.

• 1:04:50H. Foley?

  Yeah. Yeah, like, like, one, like, uh, like his boy Keith Cody I grew up with, the coolest guy ever.

• 1:04:56Speaker 01

  What am I, fucking chopped liver here?

• 1:04:58H. Foley?

  He was way cooler.

• 1:04:59Speaker 01

  You're nuts.

• 1:05:00H. Foley?

  He was cool.

• 1:05:01Speaker 01

  I mean, we gotta wrap it up, that's great.

• 1:05:02H. Foley?

  Like, high school cool. Like, good-looking, fucking cool.

• 1:05:05Speaker 03

  I mean, I'm sorry, the name Keith Cody is like the coolest name.

• 1:05:08H. Foley?

  Thank you.

• 1:05:09Speaker 01

  Listen, you know, we, we, listen, I-

• 1:05:11H. Foley?

  Kenny?

• 1:05:11Speaker 01

  Yeah, I don't have time for this. I will not be undermined.

• 1:05:15H. Foley?

  Like, when you wanted to wear like, a cool t-shirt your brother had?

• 1:05:20H. Foley?

  Because it smelled good, like him.

• 1:05:23Speaker 01

  And it didn't hit me.

• 1:05:24Speaker 03

  Alright, we gotta wrap it up.

• 1:05:26H. Foley?

  Dang, we love you to death. Make sure you check out that American garbage special on YouTube. If you haven't, do us a favor, share a friend, it's cooking, let's keep it cooking. Get tickets to see the Army of Garbage Tour. We love you. Kevin, I love you.

• 1:05:39Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:05:39H. Foley?

  Luke, I love you. We'll see you in three days.

• 1:05:42Speaker 01

  Peace.