Midwestern Dirtbag w/ Prof!

Are You Garbage podcast presents rapper and producer, Prof! You know Prof from his music career, Bertcast w/ Bert Kreischer, Whiskey Ginger w/ Andrew Santino, No Jumper w/ Adam22, The Bootleg Kev Podcast, The Wayback w/ Ryan Sickler, HoneyDew Podcast and so much more! Check out his new album Good Time Boy! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! NEW AYG MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ AYG 2026 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored By: Wayfair: Join Wayfair Rewards today to get 5% back on every purchase and start saving on your next home upgrade. Head to https://www.wayfair.com to shop all things home. Fabletics: Shop now at https://Fabletics.com/garbage to get 70- 80% off everything when you sign up as a new VIP. Cash App: Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/li0uni5h Promo Code: CASHAPP10 Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa® Debit Flex Cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N. A., pursuant to a license from Visa U. S. A. Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card, Sutton debit flex card, and Bancorp debit flex card. Cash App Green features, Savings, Direct deposit, Round ups, Overdraft coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• 0:00Speaker 00

  Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.

• 0:19H. Foley?

  Hey, everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage?

• 0:25Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 0:26H. Foley?

  It's that little show, we sit down with your favorite comedians and we find that if they go to be classy.

• 0:30Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 0:31H. Foley?

  But they're just a big old piece of trash.

• 0:32Speaker 02

  Trash, trash, trash.

• 0:33H. Foley?

  I'm your host, H. Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Tooties in a new edition. She's upstairs listening to Take Care.

• 0:41Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 0:41H. Foley?

  By Drake.

• 0:42Speaker 02

  Nice.

• 0:42H. Foley?

  She says that's one of his best albums. Okay, got nothing. My co-host is coming in from right next to me.

• 0:48Speaker 02

  A little inside baseball this week.

• 0:50H. Foley?

  He is the CEO of Are You Garbage. He is an international businessman, my best pal in the whole wide world, king of the boards, king of the burbs. Give it up for KJ, Kevin James Ryan, everybody.

• 1:00Speaker 02

  What up, gang? Shout out to you as always, please make sure you review, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube, full video available over there on Spotify and the boys are climbing the frickin' charts. Not really sure this week, but we've been doing pretty good, I know.

• 1:10H. Foley?

  Nah, we're in there, I checked it.

• 1:11Speaker 02

  Then obviously, the greatest website of all time, www.patreon.com/areyougarbage. You go over there, we're in the top 10 podcasts on Patreon.com. Go check it the frig out.

• 1:21H. Foley?

  Let's go, and gang, we couldn't be more excited to have our incredibly, and I mean incredibly special guest here with us today for the first time, goddamn worldwide sensation. Transcend.

• 1:32Speaker 02

  Independent.

• 1:32H. Foley?

  Independent, turning the music industry upside down. Give it up for Prof, everybody, let him hear it. Look at you.

• 1:41Speaker 02

  He just, he sees us up real quick.

• 1:45Speaker 03

  Hi, everybody.

• 1:46Speaker 02

  Thanks for coming, bro.

• 1:48H. Foley?

  Start with the gold chain, what are we looking at?

• 1:49Speaker 02

  Goddamn, there's a bug on the table. That's an AYG first.

• 1:52Speaker 03

  Uh, let's check it out, let's check it out. I, uh, I lost all my chains.

• 1:56Speaker 02

  How do you do that?

• 1:57Speaker 03

  On a road. Remember that?

• 1:59Speaker 02

  Yeah, was it, they were in a bag or something?

• 2:01Speaker 03

  Yeah, what city was that? Somewhere in Canada.

• 2:04Speaker 02

  Do you think they were stolen?

• 2:05H. Foley?

  You got robbed in Canada?

• 2:06Speaker 03

  No, no, I left them somewhere, man. Like, I'm talking like, every single one. Um, this is...

• 2:14Speaker 02

  That's a modest chain, like, you know, it's not a...

• 2:16Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's chill, it's chill, I don't know, 18, maybe?

• 2:18Speaker 02

  Yeah, it can't really rain. It's nicer than anything I got.

• 2:21H. Foley?

  Now, do you have a guy that does those for you? Like, all the guys do?

• 2:24Speaker 03

  No, no, I ain't got one.

• 2:25H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 2:26Speaker 03

  Uh, oh, vast much.

• 2:28H. Foley?

  Got an exhale?

• 2:28Speaker 03

  This, I'm so lucky, like, this is like my only real chain I've ever had.

• 2:31Speaker 02

  Really?

• 2:32Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 2:33Speaker 02

  All the other stuff was fake?

• 2:34Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:34Speaker 02

  Nice.

• 2:35H. Foley?

  Really?

• 2:36Speaker 02

  This guy's built for the show.

• 2:37Speaker 03

  The only real shit I ever had was like given to me by fans and drug, drug dealer fans and shit like that.

• 2:41H. Foley?

  There you go.

• 2:42Speaker 03

  So like, that's, man, I, I looked into it like, oh, hey, man, you know what, I should buy a chain. And that shit's thousand, you know?

• 2:49Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:50Speaker 03

  Five thousand, this would be like $5,000, $10,000 or some shit, right? I don't know.

• 2:54H. Foley?

  It's given to you by a drug dealer.

• 2:55Speaker 03

  But so, so, uh, the first time I looked into a gold chain, I was like, oh shit, yeah, I'm, I'm just gonna do fake shit forever.

• 3:01Speaker 02

  There you go.

• 3:01Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 3:02Speaker 02

  I respect that.

• 3:02H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 3:03Speaker 02

  I think T. Payne said the same thing. He's like, I'm not, if you see me around, I'm not wearing, I'm not walking around with like a $70,000 necklace on, that's stupid.

• 3:09Speaker 03

  Even my boy Anthony Edwards was like, yeah, this, this is fake, you know, whatever.

• 3:13Speaker 02

  Go fake, I'm in.

• 3:14Speaker 03

  Well, I got, I would get my chain snatched, if I, I would jump into the crowd and shit. I've lost a couple. Um, and sometimes, when you, when they don't snatch, it's like even worse. You know, you're like, yeah, so when I'm crowd surfing, so I was like, alright, so I'm never gonna wear like real shit on stage again. And then, uh, even when I do jump in, I'm taking off my fake chain.

• 3:33H. Foley?

  Taking out your hoops and jumping in? That's fucked up, your own fans steal your fucking shit.

• 3:38Speaker 03

  You never know who's out there, man, there could be haters out there, you know?

• 3:40Speaker 02

  Could be the ops, dog.

• 3:41Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 3:41H. Foley?

  Bastards.

• 3:42Speaker 02

  Damn.

• 3:43H. Foley?

  Give us the backstory.

• 3:44Speaker 02

  Minneapolis.

• 3:45H. Foley?

  The origin story. Is that right?

• 3:46Speaker 03

  Yeah, Minneapolis.

• 3:48Speaker 02

  Born and raised.

• 3:48Speaker 03

  Yeah, born and raised on the south side of Minneapolis in Powderhorn.

• 3:51Speaker 02

  What's that like? What neighborhood wise?

• 3:53Speaker 03

  Oh shit, Powderhorn was, um, in the 80s and 90s.

• 3:56Speaker 02

  It's got a tough name, I'll give you that. Powderhorn, Minneapolis, yeah.

• 3:59Speaker 03

  Powderhorn was, um, murder capital, Minneapolis was like murder capital of the country in the 90s and somewhere.

• 4:05Speaker 02

  Really?

• 4:05Speaker 03

  Yeah, the highest per capita murder rate in, um, in the 90s and I was on that block, like, you know?

• 4:11H. Foley?

  What'd your mom and dad do?

• 4:13Speaker 03

  Uh, my mom was a teacher.

• 4:15H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 4:15Speaker 03

  My dad was like...

• 4:20H. Foley?

  Welcome to the show, kid.

• 4:22Speaker 02

  I don't know what's coming out, but I'm interested.

• 4:24Speaker 03

  My dad was crazy, he, you know, uh, he's dead now, but, uh, uh, he was, um, yeah, I don't know, this is, this is... This is gonna be like a four hour podcast. He divorced my mom at two, um, or my mom divorced him.

• 4:38Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 4:38H. Foley?

  Right, when you were two.

• 4:39Speaker 03

  Looking, yeah, when I was two, yeah, when they were two. Did I say that?

• 4:42H. Foley?

  Guy moves quick.

• 4:43Speaker 03

  Yeah, no, thinking, looking back, um, he was definitely like undiagnosed bipolar, uh, extremely violent, um, high, low, everything. But he was like a preacher.

• 4:53H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 4:54Speaker 03

  And then he was also like a nurse. Um, strange.

• 4:59Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 5:00Speaker 03

  Uh, yeah, so that's what they did, she was a teacher and he was kinda skipping around doing all types of weird shit.

• 5:05Speaker 02

  Any brothers or sisters, or just you?

• 5:06Speaker 03

  Yeah, we got a lot of, so my mom married this other guy.

• 5:09Speaker 02

  Said they, like, they were pets, yeah, they had a lot of them.

• 5:12Speaker 03

  When people ask me like, how many brothers and sisters do you have? I'm like, I don't know, man, like, six or seven or eight.

• 5:17H. Foley?

  Jesus.

• 5:18Speaker 03

  Six or seven or eight. Because she, uh, she married, uh, another family, so we were a blended family, so...

• 5:23H. Foley?

  Gotcha.

• 5:24Speaker 03

  So at two, you know, I, I call them like my stepsisters and brothers, but like, motherfucker, like, I've known them since...

• 5:30Speaker 02

  Your whole life.

• 5:30Speaker 03

  Don't remember meeting them or anything like that. Yeah, so, big blended family, um, over there, and that was fucking crazy. Um...

• 5:38H. Foley?

  Where'd you guys live, in a house, apartment?

• 5:40Speaker 03

  Well, when we, they first met, my mom had one house, we were right on Lyndale, my mom had one house and he had another. We were right next door.

• 5:47Speaker 02

  No way.

• 5:47Speaker 03

  They had a good thing going like that, I don't know how they made that happen, but...

• 5:50H. Foley?

  Really? They were neighbors?

• 5:52Speaker 03

  No.

• 5:53Speaker 02

  Well, they...

• 5:53Speaker 03

  They like bought houses together. Well, and this was crazy, cause my mom was poverty, you know what I'm saying? Like, this was some early 90's shit, ain't no way a motherfucker do that now. Like, she was, uh, going to community college, she had four, single mother, four kids.

• 6:07H. Foley?

  Uh huh.

• 6:08Speaker 03

  Going to community college, working odd jobs to become a teacher. And like, she got a mortgage on a house or something, I'm like, I gotta ask her. Ain't no way you could do that now.

• 6:17Speaker 02

  No.

• 6:17Speaker 03

  That would never happen.

• 6:19H. Foley?

  So when they started dating, he moved his family in next door?

• 6:22Speaker 03

  That's gonna go.

• 6:23Speaker 02

  There you go.

• 6:23Speaker 03

  Yeah. No, I think they moved in together. I think they, they both like...

• 6:29Speaker 02

  They ended up there.

• 6:30Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 6:31Speaker 02

  Okay, and when they, okay, so they were dating, live, living kind of cohabited, but separate houses?

• 6:36Speaker 03

  And then we all moved in together.

• 6:37Speaker 02

  Uh huh.

• 6:38H. Foley?

  Which house, his or hers?

• 6:40Speaker 03

  I think he bought it.

• 6:41H. Foley?

  Nice.

• 6:42Speaker 03

  And it wasn't, it wasn't a house, it was a triplex, and it was in a good neighborhood. So a lot of motherfuckers, like, when I'm going to school, if I say I had it robbed, they're like, he was, he was raised in, um, what neighborhood was that? Linden Hills. And I'm like, yeah, that was a really good neighborhood, but we were like, we were in a triplex with like one level with like 12 people, you know what I'm saying?

• 7:01H. Foley?

  What's a triplex exactly?

• 7:02Speaker 02

  Like a three...

• 7:03Speaker 03

  A duplex, triplex.

• 7:04Speaker 02

  Three, three up units in a building.

• 7:06H. Foley?

  Ah, gotcha.

• 7:07Speaker 03

  In a house, so it was a big house with three floors. And, you know, it was cool, I, I lived with my stepbrother, my brother and, um, but, you know, it wasn't, it was a nice neighborhood, but it was fucking... I lived in a room with him and then, he, he was old, he was four years older than me and they, you know, so he, they wanted to put a wall up between our room.

• 7:26Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 7:27Speaker 03

  So, cause, you know, he's old, I'm like, I was the youngest of the whole family, you know what I'm saying? I was wildin'.

• 7:30H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 7:31Speaker 03

  And, um...

• 7:32H. Foley?

  Four year old wild.

• 7:32Speaker 03

  Yeah, so of course, you know, but they put up the wall and the fucking heat was only on his side.

• 7:38H. Foley?

  What?

• 7:39Speaker 03

  So I live in, in Minnesota in the wintertime, in the wintertime, I re, I have a memory, a verifiable memory. I'm sleeping and I had a, a, a 40 ounce bottle that was filled up with oil and water as a, we couldn't afford a, uh...

• 7:53H. Foley?

  Lava lamp?

• 7:53Speaker 03

  A lava lamp?

• 7:54H. Foley?

  That's awesome.

• 7:54Speaker 03

  So I'll just shake that shit and put it down.

• 7:56H. Foley?

  Like a salad dressing next to the bed?

• 7:57Speaker 03

  Yeah, and that shit shattered and broke in the middle of the night because it was below 32 degrees.

• 8:03H. Foley?

  Jesus Christ, he's over there on Cozy?

• 8:05Speaker 03

  I'm over there sleeping below 30, this is fucking, I've been camping.

• 8:09H. Foley?

  So there was 12 years in there?

• 8:11Speaker 03

  No, I don't, I mean, uh, should I, I'll go through. Rod, my stepdad, my mom, uh, Jenny.

• 8:18H. Foley?

  Stepdad Rod's great.

• 8:19Speaker 03

  Yeah, Rodney, Rodney. Stepdad Rodney, Jenny, um, Christie, Charity, Sarah, Michaela, Joey, me. And, uh, then I have a half sister too, so...

• 8:30Speaker 02

  Ten, yeah.

• 8:31Speaker 03

  Yeah, and so, um, that was, uh... All, you know, living on top of each other and shit.

• 8:37H. Foley?

  What Rod do?

• 8:38Speaker 03

  What did Rod do?

• 8:39H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 8:40Speaker 03

  Shit, uh, he was a-

• 8:42H. Foley?

  You heard me, motherfucker. He was a preacher.

• 8:44Speaker 02

  What Rod do?

• 8:44Speaker 03

  Rod Rodney was a, uh, no, he doesn't like Rodney. I call him that just to fuck with him. But, uh, uh, he was a behavior specialist in the hood in a, in a, in a school, like-

• 8:52H. Foley?

  Gotcha, okay.

• 8:53Speaker 03

  You know, so he saw me a couple times.

• 8:56H. Foley?

  Really?

• 8:56Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 8:57H. Foley?

  Come across the radar.

• 8:58Speaker 03

  Ah shit, here, you know.

• 8:59H. Foley?

  That's fantastic. You get sent to your stepdad's.

• 9:01Speaker 02

  What did, uh, if any, what did a vacation look like with that family? Nothing?

• 9:06Speaker 03

  No.

• 9:06H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 9:07Speaker 03

  No vacation. They got married. They were with each other for a long time. Um, they got married in Florida. So that was like our first vacation together.

• 9:16H. Foley?

  Whole family went?

• 9:17Speaker 03

  Yeah, everybody went down there and it was like a destination thing. That was like one of the first times I was on an airplane. I was like, wow, this is crazy. And that was the first time I got drunk. I was 15 and it was a big table. Everyone was drinking and my-

• 9:28H. Foley?

  Forgetting the wedding.

• 9:29Speaker 03

  My sisters and brothers were like, hey, finish all these leftover wines. I was like, fuck it. Yeah, ba, ba, ha, they're looking at me. I'm like, you know, trying to get attention.

• 9:36H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 9:37Speaker 03

  And then it caught up to me and-

• 9:38H. Foley?

  That's funny. I love that.

• 9:40Speaker 02

  That's the worst kind of drunk. Young, just going, don't know that it hits you and then you, there's no, you can't get it back in there and you're done.

• 9:48H. Foley?

  The anxiety the next day is brutal.

• 9:50Speaker 02

  Ah.

• 9:51H. Foley?

  So I would have guessed you guys all drove down there. You flew down there?

• 9:55Speaker 03

  I think we flew. Yeah. I think so. I have a really fucked up memory. I've tour, I've toured for like 20 years.

• 10:01H. Foley?

  Right.

• 10:02Speaker 03

  And I've been everywhere and I do meet and greets and I've seen hundreds of thousands of people in different cities and different venues and shit like that. I don't have a memory anymore, so.

• 10:10Speaker 02

  We'll do that too. I mean, we haven't been doing it for 20 years, but I see somebody and I go, I go, I'll, I don't know where I was, but I've, I've met you before at a meet and greet somewhere and we've said, we've, we've had this exchange before.

• 10:20Speaker 03

  Especially when they, they show up in a different city. They're like, it's me again. What's my name? I'm like, were you in Texas or what you doing here? Yeah. I'm like, ma, you know, stay on chance.

• 10:28Speaker 02

  How you can put that together.

• 10:29H. Foley?

  That's funny. What was the connection to Florida? Was anybody from down there?

• 10:32Speaker 03

  I think that was the fanciest tropical-

• 10:34H. Foley?

  That's fucking-

• 10:35Speaker 02

  That's Panhandle shit too, probably.

• 10:37H. Foley?

  That's awesome.

• 10:38Speaker 02

  Okay. Uh, growing up, did you drink milk with dinner?

• 10:42Speaker 03

  Yeah, yep.

• 10:43Speaker 02

  Really?

• 10:43H. Foley?

  Yeah, what dinner looked like with all you guys?

• 10:44Speaker 03

  Oh man, um, especially in Powderhorn, I remember, um, what's that shit where you add the beef in there and it's just-

• 10:50Speaker 02

  Hamburger helper?

• 10:51Speaker 03

  Hamburger helper. That was like, that was that shit.

• 10:54Speaker 02

  That's how you feed 10 people. Hamburger helper.

• 10:57Speaker 03

  Oh yes.

• 10:58H. Foley?

  Stroganoff the best.

• 10:59Speaker 03

  Let's go, beef stroganoff.

• 11:00Speaker 02

  Woo! Who was cooking? Your mom or Rod?

• 11:04Speaker 03

  Uh-

• 11:05Speaker 02

  Both.

• 11:06Speaker 03

  Well, actually my memories of most of, my mom didn't cook for me very, now these are memories of my dad's when they were split at my dad's place.

• 11:12Speaker 02

  Ah.

• 11:13Speaker 03

  In Powderhorn, hamburger helper. And then, uh, I mean, I remember fucking, uh, one dinner, we've had, we were so broke, we had popcorn for dinner. I mean, like-

• 11:23Speaker 02

  Local.

• 11:24Speaker 03

  I look back at it now like, damn, like my mom was like alone, like, you know what I'm saying? Four kids. Here's popcorn sitting around the table.

• 11:30Speaker 02

  Yeah, trying to make it work.

• 11:32H. Foley?

  How long till you're, when your dad left till she got together with Rod?

• 11:37H. Foley?

  Like that?

• 11:38Speaker 03

  Yeah, I think, I think, you know, I mean, I think my dad and my mom divorced probably when I was two and I think she was with Rod at, you know, four, five.

• 11:48Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 11:49H. Foley?

  So your dad was still in the picture a little bit. Did he get remarried?

• 11:52Speaker 03

  He did get remarried.

• 11:53H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 11:54Speaker 03

  Yeah, and then, uh, to, uh, he got remarried and then had a baby with my, that, a new youngest that was like eight years younger than me, so.

• 12:02Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 12:02Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 12:03Speaker 02

  I got that. Yeah, I got one 16. My brother's 16 years younger than me.

• 12:06Speaker 03

  Mmm, damn.

• 12:08Speaker 02

  Who's 20, 21 years younger than my sister, so it's a little, talk about a blended family as well.

• 12:14Speaker 03

  Dude, my grandma delivered baby, she would, they, she delivered, she went to the hospital to have a baby. They're like, the grandma's coming to have a baby. My grandma was having, she was having babies when she was a grandma.

• 12:27Speaker 02

  What?

• 12:28Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 12:30H. Foley?

  So that baby would be your aunt?

• 12:31Speaker 02

  Uncle, aunt or uncle.

• 12:32H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 12:33Speaker 03

  Which is younger than-

• 12:34Speaker 02

  Which is, would be younger than you, yes. That's not great. That's not great on the AYG Richter scale.

• 12:39Speaker 03

  My grandma had some, yeah, longevity in that pussy.

• 12:45Speaker 02

  One way to put it. I thought he was gonna go all professional and like-

• 12:48H. Foley?

  Yeah, so did I on something sentimental. Well, you're batting a thousand so far, my friend. I'll tell you that right now.

• 12:53Speaker 02

  Uh, what was the first car you remember having? You, like you personally?

• 12:57Speaker 03

  For sure. Uh, Cutlass Sierra.

• 12:59H. Foley?

  There you go. That you remember. I like-

• 13:01Speaker 03

  My, uh, I wasn't talking to my dad at the time because he burned my house down. So, uh, he was trying-

• 13:07Speaker 02

  As you do.

• 13:08Speaker 03

  He was trying to like, you know, um, extending an olive branch of sorts and I was fucking, I needed that shit. I was angry, so I was like, man, nah, nah, nah, I'm putting it off. I was like, damn, I need this car. So he showed up, uh, you know, one cold winter night and just like had it warm and shit, you know?

• 13:27Speaker 02

  I didn't know heat in the house.

• 13:28H. Foley?

  Brand new car or?

• 13:29Speaker 03

  No, no, no. Uh, I was, shit, 20, my first car, you know what I'm saying? So, and it was a, it was, must've been 15, 20 years old. It was old as fuck.

• 13:43H. Foley?

  There you go.

• 13:44Speaker 03

  Yeah. So, I mean, it was cool though. Like it fit my, I was trying to, you know, I was already kind of like rapper, you know, trying to prove myself shit and I was riding up with a Cutlass Sierra with the like tiny little thin steering wheel and shit. It was cool.

• 13:56H. Foley?

  Wire wheels? Sorry.

• 13:57Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 13:58Speaker 03

  Uh, white walls?

• 13:59H. Foley?

  Wire wheels, the-

• 14:01Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 14:01Speaker 02

  A hundred spokes?

• 14:02Speaker 03

  Nah, nah, I don't, I don't think it was that fan, like it was old, it was beat up.

• 14:06Speaker 02

  Did you do anything to it? You know what I mean? Did you put a radio in it or anything like, nothing?

• 14:10H. Foley?

  Subwoofer?

• 14:11Speaker 03

  Nah.

• 14:12H. Foley?

  Do you have a club?

• 14:13Speaker 03

  I was never at the club. Yeah.

• 14:15Speaker 02

  You did?

• 14:15Speaker 03

  My dad had the club, yeah, in one of his cars. He bought a $250 car and it was like, it had a hole in it, but it lasted for like 10 years. He had a club on that thing. Like anybody wanted to steal it, like.

• 14:25H. Foley?

  Now, you had mentioned that your dad burned your house down.

• 14:28Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's trashy. That's such a trashy move.

• 14:30Speaker 02

  I've never heard that. I've been doing this shit. We've done a thousand episodes.

• 14:33Speaker 03

  So long class.

• 14:34H. Foley?

  Was it an accident?

• 14:35Speaker 03

  No, no.

• 14:36H. Foley?

  Really?

• 14:37Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 14:37H. Foley?

  The house that your mom and Rod lived in?

• 14:39Speaker 03

  No, his own fucking house.

• 14:42Speaker 02

  Well, if you're gonna burn your house down, you burn your house down.

• 14:44H. Foley?

  Insurance?

• 14:46Speaker 02

  Or mental health episode.

• 14:48Speaker 03

  We had an art, we were, I was getting older. I was 15 when it happened, right? And, uh, I just, he was very controlling, very charismatic, extremely funny, very smart. He was a preacher. He could went over a room, ah, and then we'd come home and he'd be fucking whooping me up, you know what I'm saying? Crazy shit. So, um, at that time, 13, 14, I'm like, what the fuck is going on with this guy? Like, and now I'm starting to think like this is, he's different, you know? And so I started coming into my own opinions and started slowly becoming, I don't know, man, I don't think I was a man physically until I was like 36.

• 15:23H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 15:24Speaker 03

  But, uh, you know, uh, started having arguments and standing up for myself.

• 15:28H. Foley?

  Right.

• 15:28Speaker 03

  When I was 15, we had an argument and, uh, shit, I, I ended up leaving the house and I went to someone else down the block, you know, some, a girlfriend of mine and kicked it and then just to cool off. And then I called back like, I'm gonna get a ride back. And it was just a busy signal, you know, that, cause ain't no cell phones, you know what I'm saying? And so busy signal, busy signal, like, all right, you know, I'm, I might as well go, I gotta go back home, you know, whatever. And, uh, as I'm going back home, my, my, my, my friend's mom was like driving me off and there's just fucking ambulances all over the place. And I'm like, oh, you know, at the time I'm like, oh, this is cool. Like people would get shot on my block and I'd be like, damn, what's up? Like-

• 16:10H. Foley?

  Sweet a house fire. Let's all watch.

• 16:12Speaker 03

  Yeah, so I'm like, oh, yeah, I'm like, just drop me off down the block. Like everything was shut down. I'm like, drop me off down the block. All right, how's it, you know, tomorrow, bum, bum. And I'm like, walk in and I'm like, you know, I'm like, then I start running and shit. Oh shit. Well, I show up there, there's fire coming out the windows and everything and like, I'm like, ah, um, and, and there's firemen not, they're not kicking me out. They're not like, stay back. I went to the, my front yard lawn and I'm like, ah, like fucking screaming and like I see the flames coming out the basement windows and shit like that. And like, you know, like I had like a fucking Vietnam moment, like, I'm like, who's gonna, I kind of walked in the middle. I don't know why, what I was doing there, but-

• 16:57H. Foley?

  When did you see your dad?

• 16:59Speaker 03

  After that?

• 17:00H. Foley?

  On that scene? Like where was, would you look over and see your dad standing watching the fire?

• 17:04Speaker 03

  No. Well, then it was, my sister came, which that's really sad. When she came, it was like the most visceral, nasty, terrible scream ever. And she was older, they were all older and I'm, I'm still kind of reacting to like, okay, dead animals and who's, where's, where's what? And you know, our dog made it out the window and stuff, which was cool. But, um, she, she goes like, someone's like, where's, where's the mother? Where's the father doing it? And she's like, where's dad? Where's Papa? You know, and I'm, I'm like, and she's like, he did it. You know, she fucking knew right away. And I'm like, I'm like, yeah. And then he was, he ran up, he was gone for a long time.

• 17:43H. Foley?

  So he did it and split?

• 17:44Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 17:44H. Foley?

  You didn't know he was in there?

• 17:45Speaker 03

  He was, he was, he was missing for a long time. And then they found him in a fucking, uh, hotel room in Duluth, like with, after a suicide attempt.

• 17:57Speaker 02

  He's a sorry here.

• 17:59Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 17:59Speaker 02

  Shit. That's just that smiley-

• 18:03Speaker 03

  Super trashy, super trashy suicide attempt, yeah.

• 18:07H. Foley?

  Holy shit. I respect the move, burning down a house and then disappearing.

• 18:10Speaker 02

  That's like, that's, that's like, that's some shit you see in a movie. It was like-

• 18:15Speaker 03

  Yeah, so I got, I got some emo tracks.

• 18:17Speaker 02

  Sure. I was processing some stuff for a few years after that, obviously.

• 18:22H. Foley?

  So you were living there or you would split cut?

• 18:24Speaker 03

  I was living there. At that time I was doing, uh, joint custody, one week on, one week off.

• 18:28H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 18:29Speaker 03

  Um-

• 18:30Speaker 02

  How close were the houses? Like to your mom and your dad?

• 18:33Speaker 03

  My mom's was in a good neighborhood in, uh, uh, Linden Hills and my dad was in the hood still in, uh, Powderhorn. So, uh, I don't know, probably, I mean, in this, on the south side there, like neighborhoods can change really quickly. And, um, it's probably only like 15 minutes away, 20 minutes away.

• 18:45H. Foley?

  Did you lose all your shit in the fire, I assume?

• 18:47Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 18:48H. Foley?

  Damn.

• 18:49Speaker 02

  Speaking of stuff, I mean, like, you know, uh, met guys like you, you, were you like a, were you like a butterfly knife guy, a switchblade guy, throwing stuff, like what were-

• 19:00Speaker 03

  I have a song-

• 19:01Speaker 02

  You had something?

• 19:01Speaker 03

  I have a song called Butterfly Knife. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, it was a, it was, it was a-

• 19:08Speaker 02

  That is every dirtbag's first wet, like cool weapon is a butterfly knife?

• 19:12Speaker 03

  Yeah, I had one.

• 19:13Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 19:13Speaker 03

  Um, but then I was like, I don't wanna, I, I was like, I have to stab someone with this.

• 19:18Speaker 02

  I don't think you have to. I don't think that's how it works.

• 19:20Speaker 03

  But with, when if-

• 19:21H. Foley?

  If the threat don't work, you gotta make-

• 19:23Speaker 03

  The situations that I was getting in.

• 19:24H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 19:25Speaker 03

  If I took it out, it wasn't like-

• 19:26Speaker 02

  I see what you're saying.

• 19:28Speaker 03

  Uh, there was, there was, I couldn't show my butterfly knife in Powderhorn. I could, I could go maybe, I could go maybe to another neighborhood with some like white kids. It was a predominantly black neighborhood, very poor people. And I was at the time like eight, 10 years old. Like I thought I was jumped in, I thought I was a, there was a couple weeks there in the summer where I thought I was a Crip.

• 19:48H. Foley?

  This was a ten?

• 19:49Speaker 02

  That's an insane old tens. There was a couple of weeks there one summer. I thought I was a Crip. I got some bad information.

• 19:55Speaker 03

  Well, I mean, just probably young kids, young brothers of real gangsters.

• 20:01Speaker 02

  Uh huh.

• 20:02Speaker 03

  Just trying to emulate what their

• 20:03Speaker 02

  What they saw.

• 20:04Speaker 03

  Older siblings were doing. I got jumped in and everything like, and I'm like, oh yeah. I remember my dad had me in Boy Scouts to try and do something positive or whatever. I remember going down Boy Scouts like, man, fuck that. I'm, I'm a white Crip now. Like I gotta be the craziest.

• 20:18Speaker 02

  Shut up and set your ten up, bro.

• 20:20Speaker 03

  Yeah. Yeah. So.

• 20:22Speaker 02

  No way.

• 20:22Speaker 03

  Yeah. So I, uh, they gave me a knife and we, and you know, we were running around trying to take bikes and shit. And I'm like,

• 20:29Speaker 03

  damn, I don't, I don't wanna stab nobody.

• 20:31Speaker 02

  Yeah. It's like, if you do pull a knife trying to steal something, there's a chance your prob, the, the conflict is going to escalate.

• 20:37Speaker 03

  It was just so active that, you know, that it wasn't like I was going to the suburbs. Like, hey, check it out. I'm a cool guy with a knife.

• 20:44Speaker 02

  That's what I was doing. Just so, just, just to set the record clear. I was a kid in the suburbs with a, with a butterfly knife.

• 20:50Speaker 03

  Yeah. So, uh, um, I don't know. Basically what I was saying that I've had to make like a philosophical decision to be like funny, like sharp witted, like battle rapper.

• 21:01Speaker 02

  Gotcha.

• 21:01Speaker 03

  I'd make the jokes instead, like.

• 21:03Speaker 02

  That was your defense mechanism.

• 21:04Speaker 03

  I was capping on people too. Like I did have that knife for, you know, a while.

• 21:08H. Foley?

  Where'd you keep it?

• 21:09Speaker 03

  Uh, you know, in my pocket and in the, in the, in the, in the house, you know, in my room. It was like, I didn't have to hide it. We were wild, man. Like everyone had an, I wasn't like, oh no, I'm gonna sneak this, you know, that was just wherever, it was just wherever it was. I kept it wherever it was.

• 21:24Speaker 02

  Wherever it was. That is a great answer.

• 21:27H. Foley?

  Kim, let's talk about Wayfair.

• 21:29Speaker 02

  Wayfair, wayfair, wayfair.

• 21:30H. Foley?

  Uncle Hank's gonna be getting a new place pretty soon. I'm gonna be going to Wayfair.

• 21:34Speaker 02

  Scouting it out.

• 21:35H. Foley?

  That's right. I'm gonna be getting some new stuff cause I want quality products that stand up to real life. And if you're looking for that furniture, decor, whatever you need, go over to Wayfair. Get yourself set up with some quality products at a fantastic price.

• 21:49Speaker 02

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• 22:25Speaker 02

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• 22:46H. Foley?

  Kim, let's talk about Fabletics.

• 22:47Speaker 02

  Fabletics.

• 22:48H. Foley?

  Gang this time of the year always has me reaching for layers. Oh, I can't wait, baby. The fall's coming. One minute it's warm outside, the next minute it's cold. You wanna make sure you take care of yourself. You got the AC blasting. You gotta put the heat on. You wanna be ready to go. You wanna be ready for the weather. Do yourself, get over to Fabletics, get your layering on.

• 23:07Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 23:08H. Foley?

  Start layering up, baby. It's all about layers this fall. Do yourself a favor. Fabletics is your answer.

• 23:13Speaker 02

  Yes. And, uh, if you're new to Fabletics, becoming a VIP unlocks major savings on your first purchase. So stocking up on everyday staples is a lot more affordable. The good folks at Fabletics have sent us a lot, a lot, a lot of frickin merchandise. It's fantastic. Uh, I've gotten back into running over the past six weeks. I would say I'm all Fabletics all the time. I'm, I'm bobbing, I'm weaving, I'm ducking, I'm, I'm, you feel, I finally, I've never been athletic. I feel athletic in Fabletics. It makes, I looked the part. Sure, I run a 27-minute mile, but I look good while doing it.

• 23:50H. Foley?

  Tight little ass on this kid, too.

• 23:51Speaker 02

  Uh, the thong was my personal choice. Uh, right now you shop now at fabletics.com/garbage. You get 70 to 80% off everything. When you sign up as a new VIP, take a quiz, take a quick style quiz and be sure to select garbage when prompted to unlock this offer. This is a limited time offer, so don't wait. Again, that's fabletics.com/garbage for 70 to 80% off everything as a new VIP. Do it.

• 24:19Speaker 02

  Huh.

• 24:20H. Foley?

  Holy shit. What do you think so far?

• 24:24Speaker 02

  We're gonna have to re, re-judge, uh, re-judge the game here.

• 24:26H. Foley?

  What was your first job?

• 24:28Speaker 03

  I was a janitor, um.

• 24:30Speaker 02

  What? At what age?

• 24:32Speaker 03

  I mean, just taking the garbage out at age 15. Whenever I turned 15, my mom was like, you're fucking out of here. For the summer? I want, don't come back out the, don't come back to the house until there's five applications. Just run around on your bike. Go, go wherever you want. I need five or don't come back in the house. And so, I mean, turn 15 that summer, man, I was, uh, um, taking out, you know, I was being like a janitor at a photo shop, like in, um, you know, people developing, no, people developing films and.

• 25:02Speaker 02

  Sweeping up, cleaning up.

• 25:03Speaker 03

  Yeah. And just throwing shit away. And then, um, doing slides. I worked my way up to like making slides or what are, what are the things you put in projector slides? Yeah.

• 25:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, slides. Yeah.

• 25:12Speaker 03

  Yeah. And they did OSHA. You know what OSHA is?

• 25:15Speaker 02

  Yeah, the.

• 25:16Speaker 03

  Yeah. So there was like, I did that, all that work stuff, safety stuff. So like, I worked my way up to that. So at 15, I was doing like, looking at accidents with people's heads chopped off and like, trying to like line it up, trying to like line it up in the slides. Okay. Like that's perfect. Click, click.

• 25:30Speaker 02

  Oh, you were doing like the documentation for like the cases?

• 25:32H. Foley?

  Faces of death?

• 25:33Speaker 03

  Yeah. Yeah.

• 25:34H. Foley?

  That's pretty good though. You worked your way up. You're cutting film, baby. Look at you.

• 25:37Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 25:38H. Foley?

  Holy shit.

• 25:39Speaker 03

  Yeah. And then, you know, I worked a coffee shop and all types of wild shit. I mean, not wild shit.

• 25:44Speaker 02

  But just yeah, random, normal, normal shit.

• 25:45Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 25:46H. Foley?

  I got one. What was your first concert?

• 25:49Speaker 03

  Oh, um.

• 25:51H. Foley?

  It's gotta be good.

• 25:52Speaker 03

  No, it was, um, Beastie Boys and a Tribe Called Quest.

• 25:57H. Foley?

  Jesus.

• 25:57Speaker 02

  That's a really good one.

• 25:59H. Foley?

  That's pretty good.

• 25:59Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 26:00Speaker 02

  That's up there with answers we've gotten.

• 26:01Speaker 03

  At the Target Center. A friend of mine, like, you know, picked me, you know, to, to be his guest or whatever. And that was a crazy experience. Yeah.

• 26:10H. Foley?

  How old were you?

• 26:11Speaker 03

  I don't know. Uh, 12, 13. I never really went to a lot of shows.

• 26:17Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 26:18Speaker 03

  So like when I started doing shows, like I didn't know what the fuck was going on. What do people usually do up here? I don't know.

• 26:22Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 26:23H. Foley?

  I respect that. I don't know much about comedy to be honest with you. I really try to stay away from it.

• 26:27Speaker 02

  That was also like when you start doing comedy. No, like, I don't, maybe guys like really went to a lot of comedy shows and then started, but it was this thing that like I was, I had to go to my, the first comedy show I went to, I actually, I went on. You know what I mean? I just did, I didn't know how, you don't know how it works.

• 26:40Speaker 03

  Yeah. You talk to your friends and you got jokes and you're like, are we funny? Like, let's go up.

• 26:45Speaker 02

  Let's go figure it out.

• 26:45H. Foley?

  I remember we had to sit in the audience at Helium one time for a show and I was like, this has never happened.

• 26:51Speaker 02

  Oh, they were like, you gotta sit. Yeah. That's a tough look. Just a guy sitting there with a Diet Coke. Like, oh, I can also be funny.

• 26:57H. Foley?

  That's funny.

• 26:57Speaker 02

  Um.

• 26:59H. Foley?

  Jesus.

• 26:59Speaker 02

  Huh. Okay. Uh, how were the grades in school? I can't assume fantastic. Or were you one of those guys of like, I was good enough to get the C's and B's and move on?

• 27:10Speaker 03

  That's what it was. C's and B's, move on. But I was doing, I was doing, I was really brutal in high school. I was class clown behaviorally, like this, this is me and my best friend, Darius Akbari.

• 27:24Speaker 02

  What a name that is.

• 27:26H. Foley?

  Irish kid?

• 27:27Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah. Irish. Irish Catholic. Yeah. And everyone knew us, man. And, and the news would get out, if we were in the same class, everyone, everyone would try and transfer the class to get in our class to see us do our thing together, man. We were funny as fuck.

• 27:43Speaker 02

  Damn.

• 27:44Speaker 03

  And, uh, we did a lot of bad things in school and, uh, yeah, I threw a fucking kid over a fence one during, once during a pep rally.

• 27:53Speaker 02

  Jesus.

• 27:53Speaker 03

  And he broke, he broke his arm and it was in front of like the whole class.

• 27:57Speaker 02

  That's a different kind of comedy than I like.

• 27:59Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 27:59H. Foley?

  What'd he do?

• 28:00Speaker 03

  Well, uh, well, looking back like in high school, um, pep rally, did you have like pep rallies?

• 28:06H. Foley?

  Pep rallies, bonfires.

• 28:07Speaker 03

  Yeah. And, um, so we were on.

• 28:09H. Foley?

  It's usually a positive thing. You know what I mean? Supporting the school and not really throwing people over the fence.

• 28:12Speaker 03

  Alright, so this is what we did there on the south side, South High, bitch, South High, right on Lake Street, pep rally. We skipped class all day. We made a huge roller sign of graffiti, of graph, like boom, like, so it'd be, uh, sophomore, juniors, seniors, they'd, they'd, they'd spend all this time making their sign to put it up. And we put up our signs and we were on the track and field and we were in the bleachers and on the other side is this, this group of juniors, seniors, freshmen, whatever. I was a sophomore at the time. We had our sign. We put our signs up. Well, it was like such a tribal fucking event, dude, where now, now it was you had to go to the ops territory and tear their shit up.

• 28:55Speaker 03

  And I don't know, no one, no teachers were around or anything. I swear to God, they just set this shit up and just let us fucking war each other. Like. And so it's been, we had our sophomore shit up and, and you get, you keep the sign low. You don't put it in the back of the bleachers. You put it right in the front and then you got your soldiers out here like trying to protect your sign.

• 29:13Speaker 02

  It's like Braveheart. I know. What the fuck? You're on the same school.

• 29:16Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 29:16H. Foley?

  You do that to the crosstown rival.

• 29:18Speaker 03

  Well, I haven't told this story on a podcast yet, so this is great. So we'd be protecting our sign and, and, uh, uh, I wasn't going out to nobody else's shit, but they were just coming out to us and, um, we just start fighting people just to try and get them off our sign. So then.

• 29:31Speaker 02

  Great school event you got going on.

• 29:33Speaker 03

  So then there was a lot of people up there and then, and then the first person, I think it was like a really big, heavyset native girl, like we all, we all.

• 29:42H. Foley?

  What's a native girl?

• 29:43Speaker 02

  Native American?

• 29:43Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 29:44Speaker 02

  Okay. I just never.

• 29:45Speaker 03

  Yeah. So we all like converged on her and, and we like threw her over the fence to the, not like, we like guided her. She landed on her feet.

• 29:52Speaker 02

  It was a girl. You're really backpedaling with it. Guided her.

• 29:54Speaker 03

  Yeah. No, no, it was.

• 29:56Speaker 02

  We gently placed her on the other side of the fence.

• 29:58Speaker 03

  Yes, that's, bro, that's exactly what happened. Uh, that was the first time that happened. We were like, oh, so if there's 10 of us, like we can, we can all get, gang up and do this. And so they kept coming and then we were like, yo, and, and we had a, everyone was watching, bro. The whole sophomore class was watching.

• 30:14Speaker 02

  Amp you up.

• 30:14Speaker 03

  Every, yeah. And I'm like, I'm, I live for this shit, you know? And, um, and everyone had their different colors and stuff. So seniors were, um, black. Then here comes a dude, oh, we threw a couple more people over, a couple more people over.

• 30:29Speaker 02

  Got to tell you that.

• 30:30Speaker 03

  Every time it gets a little bit worse. And so this is the, the last time we-

• 30:33Speaker 02

  It's a thunderdome.

• 30:34Speaker 03

  Yeah, the last time we threw someone over, uh, he came out and we were, boom, we were fit, there, there was some fistfights and everything. Get, let's get this motherfucker. He comes over, he's smaller, but he's dressed in black and he's got like a beard. So we're like, so we think he's a senior. He, turns out he's a freshman.

• 30:51Speaker 02

  I thought you were gonna say he was a teacher.

• 30:53Speaker 03

  Turns out he was a teacher.

• 30:54Speaker 02

  That's Mr. Chominsky, you just broke his arm.

• 30:57Speaker 03

  But, so, uh, now everybody's starting to get involved, like this is really fun, like we've seen it happen before. You know, I was probably, me and my homie Dan were one of the first people to really like get him off the ground, but at one point, once he's up to about shoulder width, there was, I don't know, 10, 15, 20, and it was so easy. All of a sudden it was, everyone was excited about it. Lot of new hands on this boy. And then it was like, oh, it was a hive mentality. We saw him go up. He did not come down. Oh, he started swimming like this for so long, I swear, it was so long in the air. No exaggeration, at least 15 feet in the air, like some gymnast shit.

• 31:37Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 31:40H. Foley?

  Goddamn freshman, probably, we had 100 pounds.

• 31:42Speaker 03

  And then, and then he, he, he landed like,

• 31:46Speaker 03

  and then everything went silent, like the whole, and then all you hear is one person. It's him.

• 31:54Speaker 03

  And then-

• 31:55H. Foley?

  Sounds about right.

• 31:56Speaker 03

  That was my story about throwing a kid on a-

• 31:58Speaker 02

  That's always like the worst, and when you do something and like you have time before it happens, you go, this is bad. I shouldn't, this is, this is not, we got carried away, that was the hive mentality.

• 32:08Speaker 03

  He got carried away.

• 32:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, he got, he got carried away.

• 32:10H. Foley?

  That is a wild event, though.

• 32:12Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 32:13Speaker 03

  Oh, they, they didn't do that anymore after that. There was a, I, I ruined that for about, I think like six or seven years.

• 32:19H. Foley?

  Well, you're one of those kids?

• 32:20Speaker 03

  Didn't have a pet fest, yeah.

• 32:21Speaker 02

  Yeah, you are one of those. We couldn't do it since, like, you know, five years ago, Prav killed a guy.

• 32:26Speaker 03

  Right, right, yeah, sorry.

• 32:27Speaker 02

  Little Timmy, little Timmy Jenkins never walked the same.

• 32:30H. Foley?

  He had a full beard, he was a freshman.

• 32:32Speaker 03

  I thought he was a senior, so. But, I mean, if he was a freshman, I would have done the same anyway.

• 32:35Speaker 02

  Yeah, I know, I love how you're going, I thought he was a senior.

• 32:37Speaker 03

  Well, that was, I, I remember that was like my main excuse when I was getting interrogated. Oh, he was a big bad senior, you know, like, he's got a beard, he's dressed in black.

• 32:45H. Foley?

  Oh, they brought you in, you guys got in trouble for it?

• 32:47Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah. I mean, you saw me, I was like, I was very outgoing, outspoken, like, trying to be pop, I was wild, I was crazy. People liked me, and so everyone, they interviewed the whole class, and they're like, what'd you see? I saw, you know, Jake, he was smiling and he ran up, everyone saw me go, and run away, you know? So I got, yeah, he sued me for like 16 grand or something.

• 33:08Speaker 02

  Really?

• 33:09Speaker 03

  Yeah, I think so.

• 33:10Speaker 02

  Did you have to pay that, like, personally off or no?

• 33:12Speaker 03

  No, I mean, there was, no, no, it's like, dude, like, I didn't do that to you, like, it was, what are you gonna do? I can't, I can't do that to you.

• 33:18Speaker 02

  Can't sue the whole school, the whole sophomore class, that's crazy.

• 33:21Speaker 03

  What's up?

• 33:22H. Foley?

  He sued you?

• 33:24Speaker 03

  I think he was going to, or, you know, uh, I was told, yeah, he got it started, but I, I don't think it ever like, ever went through with anything.

• 33:31Speaker 02

  Jesus.

• 33:33Speaker 02

  Uh, one thing we, who was the most famous person growing up that you met? It could have been like a local radio DJ or a local celebrity, a sports player, it could have been a news anchor, it doesn't have to be like, you know, not, not the biggest celebrity.

• 33:46Speaker 03

  Kent Herbeck.

• 33:47Speaker 02

  Kent Herbeck.

• 33:48Speaker 03

  Do you know who that is?

• 33:49Speaker 02

  Could be a relief pitcher or something, yeah.

• 33:51Speaker 03

  First baseman on the world championship Twins, 1984, Kent Herbeck? I saw him at the Mall of America.

• 33:59H. Foley?

  There you go.

• 34:00Speaker 03

  Look him up, Kent Herbeck.

• 34:01Speaker 02

  Herbie.

• 34:02Speaker 03

  Uh, he was, he's like, everyone in Minnesota knows him. I don't think he's in the Hall of Fame, but he was great.

• 34:07Speaker 02

  And says Kent Herbeck Hall of Fame is not in the National Baseball Hall of Fame, sorry, Kent.

• 34:12Speaker 03

  Hmm, he was, he's on the, he was on the verge, he was a great-

• 34:14Speaker 02

  Won two World Series.

• 34:15Speaker 03

  Uh huh.

• 34:16H. Foley?

  Was he nice to you?

• 34:17Speaker 03

  No.

• 34:18Speaker 02

  Really?

• 34:18Speaker 03

  No, I was like-

• 34:19Speaker 02

  It didn't have to be back then, yeah, any, a celebrity could just get the fuck out of my way, kid.

• 34:23Speaker 03

  His wife, his wife was nice. I was like, are you Kent Herbeck? And he was like, no, I'm Joe Smo. And I remember like, I was young and dumb, I was like, oh shit, I thought you were, that's a crazy name. I thought you were Kent Herbeck.

• 34:36Speaker 02

  I'm sorry, I thought you were not Hall of Fame fucking first baseman, Kent Herbeck.

• 34:39Speaker 03

  Yeah, and then his wife was like, stop it, can't sign this, or something, you know?

• 34:43Speaker 02

  What a dick.

• 34:44H. Foley?

  Yeah, what a dick.

• 34:45Speaker 03

  But I respect it.

• 34:46Speaker 02

  How is that Mall of America? Did you grow into a lot growing up? Was that like the, cause to us, from the East Coast, I saw it in like Mighty Ducks and we just, we would hear tales that there was a roller coaster in a mall.

• 34:57Speaker 03

  Y'all have never been there? All that traveling?

• 34:59Speaker 02

  No.

• 34:59Speaker 03

  You gotta go to the mall.

• 35:00Speaker 02

  What do we do in, uh,

• 35:01H. Foley?

  I thought it was closed.

• 35:02Speaker 02

  What do we do in Minneapolis? The Varsity Theater.

• 35:04Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's a beautiful little venue.

• 35:06Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 35:06Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 35:07Speaker 02

  You'd have to throw a little in there, I appreciate that. I think it's a 500 cap, you know what I mean? Do that on a goddamn Tuesday, sell it out.

• 35:13Speaker 03

  That's a very, very beautiful, very small intimate venue, you guys, congratulations.

• 35:18Speaker 02

  You guys should get new agents, that's crazy.

• 35:19H. Foley?

  Was that mostly friends and family at the show, or?

• 35:22Speaker 02

  Was that a papered room or something?

• 35:23Speaker 03

  It's not that small, it's like a, no, it's a 700 or 800 cap.

• 35:26Speaker 02

  Seated five. I'm doing it on a Tuesday, goddammit!

• 35:29H. Foley?

  We don't got people on the floor moshing and crowd surfing and shit like that, we can't all be throwing people over fences.

• 35:34Speaker 02

  Can't all do Red Rocks?

• 35:35Speaker 03

  I didn't mean it, I didn't mean it.

• 35:36Speaker 02

  I just went to Red Rocks for the first time, and you did it. And that was, that was the thing, I was sitting there and I went, cause you were on the books to do the show, I went, god damn, he fucking, that's, that was wild.

• 35:45Speaker 03

  I said no. Wonka, what'd you say? No. No. I called like, this, these dumbass motherfuckers, these agents.

• 35:53Speaker 02

  Sure. I knew who you were talking about.

• 35:57Speaker 03

  Namely Adam Stroll. He goes, I'm gonna, I think he was booking for Red Rocks. And I'm like, abs, nah, no, absolutely not, what the fuck are you talking about? You can do it, dude. I was like, no. I, I, there's no way I think, I, I thought that I, I would have been able to do that. I don't know how, I don't know how I did that.

• 36:18Speaker 02

  Looks sick.

• 36:18H. Foley?

  How long did you hold out for, then say yes?

• 36:21Speaker 03

  I don't know, I think like four hours.

• 36:24Speaker 02

  Start getting that potential walkout.

• 36:26Speaker 03

  No, it was, it was, it was like a week or two.

• 36:28H. Foley?

  They love that when you say no.

• 36:29Speaker 03

  They kept convincing me to like try it, and I don't, I did, if I do Red Rocks, I wanna like pack that shit, it's huge. I don't wanna do Red Rocks and have like, the first three rows, like, what did that look like?

• 36:39Speaker 02

  That'd look like one of our shows at the Varsity Theater.

• 36:42Speaker 03

  You can't, you can't, I'm never-

• 36:43Speaker 02

  No, that's, that's a venue, you, you start getting to venues where you go, if we're doing it, you gotta be able to do it.

• 36:49Speaker 03

  You've never seen Red Rocks halfway full?

• 36:50Speaker 02

  Yeah, you got, it's only, you know-

• 36:52Speaker 03

  It's always full, so-

• 36:53H. Foley?

  Yeah, what a good point.

• 36:54Speaker 03

  I can't, I can't, I can't be the only one here and have it like a quarter full, I thought I-

• 36:58Speaker 02

  And they don't necessarily care, but you're like, I, I'm the guy who's gonna walk out to the half-full fucking Red Rocks after I've been promoting it for six months. Look like a dickhead.

• 37:06Speaker 03

  I don't know, I don't think I've ever seen a picture of Red Rocks like a third full.

• 37:09Speaker 02

  No, it doesn't exist. They probably won't book you.

• 37:12Speaker 03

  I know, yeah, they won't book you until they're, and, and, you know, that, he's, he's right. He was right. I can't believe that shit.

• 37:19Speaker 02

  That's fucking awesome.

• 37:20H. Foley?

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• 37:22Speaker 02

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• 37:23H. Foley?

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• 37:39Speaker 02

  That's how to get you.

• 37:40H. Foley?

  Are you a hidden fees guy?

• 37:41Speaker 02

  No.

• 37:41H. Foley?

  Then you gotta get the Cash App card, dummy, what are you doing? Get the Cash App card, you unlock perks, unlock hidden fees, you get it all, baby.

• 37:48Speaker 02

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• 38:34Speaker 02

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• 39:17H. Foley?

  Do it.

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• 39:30Speaker 04

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• 39:34Speaker 03

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• 39:48Speaker 02

  Hmm, okay, what a fucking.

• 39:51H. Foley?

  Interesting tale.

• 39:52Speaker 02

  Well, okay, at what point, all right, I mean, the, the, the, geez, forty something minutes in and we've only gotten to fifteen at this point, to sophomore year. But let's, let's switch to more now and when you started doing well, at what point?

• 40:06H. Foley?

  When did you start doing well?

• 40:08Speaker 02

  I guess like when.

• 40:08H. Foley?

  When was the cash coming in?

• 40:09Speaker 02

  Cause there's a, when were you like a professional musician where you're like, I'm making, obviously you're like not laughing all the way to the bank, but you're like, okay, I'm making a living doing music.

• 40:20Speaker 03

  I set myself up to have like fuck you money when I was really, when I was broke.

• 40:24Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 40:25Speaker 03

  Like I, I, I, I was able to get a, a foreclosed house for like sixty grand, small ass house, was flipping that shit myself.

• 40:33Speaker 02

  Really?

• 40:33Speaker 03

  You know what I'm saying? Yeah. And so, um, with my brother in law and we were working, doing that shit on the side and then obviously selling drugs and all that.

• 40:43Speaker 02

  I didn't want to ask, but I for sure knew you had a period where you sold drugs.

• 40:47Speaker 03

  Well, yeah, it wasn't just me, it was everyone I was, it was him.

• 40:54Speaker 02

  Wait, this is your boys from growing up?

• 40:56Speaker 03

  Yeah, well, not growing up, but, uh.

• 40:58Speaker 02

  Not this year.

• 40:59H. Foley?

  Selling drugs?

• 41:00Speaker 02

  Selling drugs.

• 41:00Speaker 03

  Yeah, fifty, twenty year, these are twenty year guys.

• 41:02Speaker 02

  Great, love that. Love a twenty year guy.

• 41:05H. Foley?

  Twenty year guy's the best.

• 41:05Speaker 02

  It's tough to make a twenty, you got a guy who makes a twenty years, it's a good fucking guy.

• 41:09Speaker 03

  Yeah, so, uh, um, I guess I was, I was a pro when I was really broke still, um, I was able to stop, I was on like Medicare, Medicaid, medical, medical assistance. And I was living good, man, that, those are like some of my happiest years, like I was getting about twenty to thirty thousand dollars for how many years straight, do you think? I was, I was earning that five, six, seven years, just earning thirty thousand, about thirty grand a year and he wasn't getting shit. We were just fucking hustling and then, uh, it started to pop like right before COVID.

• 41:39Speaker 02

  And what's that look like? Is that, is that like a single that goes not viral for like, I don't know.

• 41:43Speaker 03

  Uh, it was, I think squad goals where it kind of changed.

• 41:46Speaker 02

  It's my interest, it's my, I walk out to that and catch that at the varsity theater.

• 41:50Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, shut up, man, you were, you were, we're in the middle of fucking Manhattan and the biggest fucking space in Manhattan.

• 41:57H. Foley?

  We're squatting in here.

• 41:59Speaker 03

  You're doing all right.

• 41:59Speaker 02

  Don't tell nobody.

• 42:00Speaker 03

  Well, did, did I just, uh?

• 42:02Speaker 02

  No, no, no, no, no.

• 42:03Speaker 03

  You're doing all right. I think people know.

• 42:04Speaker 02

  Top ten on Patreon.

• 42:06H. Foley?

  What does the, what, where does the revenue come from on that?

• 42:09Speaker 02

  Like if you have a song that goes.

• 42:09H. Foley?

  You start doing shows?

• 42:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, like what's the?

• 42:12Speaker 03

  I was doing shows the whole time. I was doing, I was, uh, opening, I mean, when I was still broke and I was starting to get this money and I was a professional. I was doing shows, I was opening up for people for fifty dollars. I was losing money. I was just, we handed out a quarter million free CDs and shit. We just pressed, we were just grow, grow, grow. Fuck money. We just want to, you know, get it in as hard as we can. And then, uh, around COVID, that single came out and it was all, people started to show up to the shows again.

• 42:38H. Foley?

  Shows got bigger.

• 42:39Speaker 03

  We did thirty people, thirty five people, thirty people, sixty people, a hundred and twenty people, a hundred, a hundred people, four hundred one time. Then it was, then it was, then it was, you know, uh, five hundred, you know, one thousand, you know.

• 42:54H. Foley?

  How quickly is this happening?

• 42:56Speaker 03

  Very slowly.

• 43:00Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's a grind.

• 43:02Speaker 03

  Very slowly.

• 43:03Speaker 02

  Even when it goes quick, even when it goes fast, it's still such a fucking grind.

• 43:09Speaker 03

  I was on the road, fuck Mike, I don't know, man, how can we even explain that? Uh, really small shows at dive bars, getting into fistfights within the crowd. You know, no backstages, shitting in fucking bags, cause there's no, ain't no, you know, uh, plastic bag, you know what I'm saying? Like pissing in bottles, uh, in my own fifteen passenger van. Cause I don't want to get out, cause I'm in the front of this dive bar, you know, I did that for twelve to fifteen years. No, like the night of the show, you know?

• 43:42Speaker 02

  That's the green room, isn't it?

• 43:43Speaker 03

  That's the green, there ain't no green room or, you know, you know, shit like that.

• 43:45H. Foley?

  That's a showman right there. I respect that.

• 43:47Speaker 03

  So, yeah, man, there was.

• 43:47Speaker 02

  Gotta keep the allure, you know? They can't be like, is that prof pissing right there?

• 43:50Speaker 03

  Yeah, I mean, it barely, almost every time we progressed, like right before we did it, I was like, Mike, I'm about to quit, man. And then, then he was like, here's a bandwagon, you know what I'm saying? I was like, does it have a private, you know, uh, urine on it or a bathroom? They got a toilet in that shit?

• 44:05H. Foley?

  Got a couple of bags.

• 44:06Speaker 03

  Yeah, so it happened really slowly, but, uh, started, uh, getting like livable money around, right before COVID and then COVID happened and it scared all of us. We were like, what the fuck?

• 44:15Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 44:16Speaker 03

  We're not gonna tour like, and luckily we got some government money that helped us through all that shit. We really got the government. Shout out.

• 44:24Speaker 02

  Shit.

• 44:25Speaker 03

  Shout out, uh.

• 44:26Speaker 02

  I'm so fucking bitter about that still.

• 44:28H. Foley?

  Obama.

• 44:29Speaker 02

  I didn't get dick.

• 44:30Speaker 03

  Yeah, Brett Favre got it all.

• 44:33Speaker 02

  Oh yeah, he's jammed up, right?

• 44:34H. Foley?

  Yeah, he's jammed up. It's fucked up.

• 44:36Speaker 02

  Damn, okay. So what was, you know, given that, you know, given, given the post-COVID success, whatever, you know, that wave of it. Uh, was there any dumb purchase where you were like, obviously not jewelry or anything, but was there anything where you're like, I didn't need the fucking wave runner, I shouldn't have done that? Or you're like, are you?

• 44:54H. Foley?

  When you got your first big check?

• 44:55Speaker 02

  Pretty good with the cash.

• 44:57Speaker 03

  Man, I still don't even want to pay for like wifi on the flights.

• 45:00Speaker 02

  Really?

• 45:00Speaker 03

  I'm like, oh shit, fucking eight dollars, damn.

• 45:03Speaker 02

  It's a write off.

• 45:04Speaker 03

  Like I'm about to just sit here and just raw dog this shit for five hours. Fuck that.

• 45:08H. Foley?

  We are different.

• 45:09Speaker 03

  And Mike's like, bro, buy their shit, I'm on it. I'm like, oh yeah, wow. But I mean, I got, I, uh, I bought a fucking cabin that really kind of locked me up for a while.

• 45:18Speaker 02

  Let's go.

• 45:19H. Foley?

  Cabin, okay.

• 45:20Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's, and it's really nice and, uh, and it's on a fucking lake, it's on a peninsula and, um, like that's to get away, like that was my like, it was a huge decision. And it, and it tied me up financially, probably maybe one of the worst decisions, but currently trying to, you know, pay that off and I'm trying to get all the homies to go over there and like use it. Cause I get fucking anxiety when I'm just like out here working all the time and I haven't been up there in like three months. I'm like, can someone go up there, please?

• 45:46Speaker 02

  Yeah, now, listen, when you bought it, was it the idea of like, oh, I could be out here?

• 45:50H. Foley?

  Every week.

• 45:51Speaker 02

  Not every week, but like this and that. And then like you, when like the rubber hits the road, you're like, it's fucking tough.

• 45:56Speaker 03

  It's hard to get out there.

• 45:57H. Foley?

  How far away is it?

• 45:58Speaker 03

  Three hours.

• 45:59H. Foley?

  Fuck that.

• 45:59Speaker 03

  It's out there, it's out there.

• 46:00Speaker 02

  Damn. That's a long time to get there for a fuck, after you've been traveling all week. If you like land on Thursday.

• 46:06H. Foley?

  On a Friday.

• 46:07Speaker 02

  Friday, I gotta fucking pack the car up, three hours there, there's no grocery.

• 46:11Speaker 03

  No, it needs to be planned. It's not something you could just go up there, you know, so, um, but it's, I, I, I am okay with it. It's.

• 46:18Speaker 02

  That's good.

• 46:19Speaker 03

  I need, I need to have that shit.

• 46:20Speaker 02

  Yeah, of course. Even mentally, I can go there if I want. I have some sort of escape type thing.

• 46:25Speaker 03

  No, that's, being in nature now is like, this is like some classy shit or I don't know if this is not, like, I need to get out there and quiet down after all this stuff, so.

• 46:34H. Foley?

  I respect it.

• 46:35Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 46:36H. Foley?

  Where you living now?

• 46:37Speaker 03

  Minneapolis, still.

• 46:39H. Foley?

  House?

• 46:40Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 46:41H. Foley?

  Nice?

• 46:42Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 46:44Speaker 03

  It's the nicest house I've ever.

• 46:47Speaker 02

  That's great.

• 46:47Speaker 03

  It's not like a huge mansion or whatever, but I remember after I bought it, like having all my friends in there, I'm like, kind of feel bad. I'm like, look, man, look at this, you know?

• 46:58H. Foley?

  You bozos, take your shoes off, don't get on my carpet.

• 47:00Speaker 02

  You blot out back there.

• 47:03Speaker 03

  Yeah, but, uh, yeah.

• 47:04Speaker 02

  That's good.

• 47:04Speaker 03

  I live in a nice house.

• 47:05Speaker 02

  That's great.

• 47:06Speaker 03

  It's not in, it's not, it's not, for me, it's really nice.

• 47:09Speaker 02

  That's, it's, yeah.

• 47:10H. Foley?

  Seems like you've always been responsible with your money and the investments and all that kind of stuff, flipping the houses?

• 47:14Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah. I don't, I don't, I'm scared of money. I don't gamble, you know? I don't do any of that shit. I'm very, I want to be fuck you first. I, I, there's a couple of times, I think in my life where I, I felt like I was obliged to like, oh my God, I got, I have to work for this right now. And so being creative or something like, you know, all those day jobs and stuff, especially when I quit, I was like, I don't want to have to go back, purchase something that I'm just a slave to something now and I just have to, um, I gotta pay this off or that. So every step of the way, I've been pretty decent.

• 47:44Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 47:44Speaker 03

  That's my manager, Mike Campbell.

• 47:45Speaker 02

  What the hell?

• 47:46Speaker 03

  His name is Mike Campbell. He's a professional manager in the music industry.

• 47:50Speaker 02

  What are you used to weed with? That's probably most managers in the, um, all right, let's, I mean, okay.

• 47:58H. Foley?

  We get to this part, he's pretty, pretty spotless here.

• 48:01Speaker 02

  He's, you know, he's, he's pretty, are you currently any beefs with any neighbors? Is there anybody, you know, any neighbors around that you're like, this guy, they complains about your trash can, doesn't like this?

• 48:10Speaker 03

  Nah, I mean, listen.

• 48:15Speaker 03

  They need to, I got people, stop calling me.

• 48:18Speaker 02

  I knew there was something.

• 48:19Speaker 03

  Stop calling me and complaining if I'm going through your garbage because that's public. You know what I'm saying? If I'm going up and down the alley, if I'm going up and down the alley, that's public domain.

• 48:27H. Foley?

  Oh, you're throwing something out in there?

• 48:29Speaker 03

  Their stuff.

• 48:30Speaker 02

  He's going, I think he's saying he's going through their stuff.

• 48:33Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's public.

• 48:34H. Foley?

  Why you going through their trash?

• 48:36Speaker 03

  Why not?

• 48:37Speaker 02

  Hanging out. Goddamn.

• 48:38Speaker 03

  You never know what's, no, it's funny, no. My, my neighbors are some like crotchety old bitches. They are. So, I love them. They're all cool, like I got their backs. They're all women. They're so, and, and they're all like old and mad and shit. And I'm like, what's up? You know, like we like each other, so.

• 48:52Speaker 02

  Do they like, uh, do they like that their, their neighbor's a rapper? Does that, does that, you know, if that makes them feel cool?

• 48:58Speaker 03

  They don't give a shit. They're old and angry. So, I, I, I love it, I love it, yeah.

• 49:03H. Foley?

  There you go.

• 49:04Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 49:05H. Foley?

  No AK-47s, anything like that?

• 49:09Speaker 03

  No AK-47s.

• 49:10H. Foley?

  No jet skis, no Hummers?

• 49:11Speaker 03

  I got a boat, man, you know.

• 49:12Speaker 02

  You got a boat?

• 49:13H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 49:13Speaker 03

  I'm on a cabin, I ain't got a boat. I got a, I got a 2023, uh, fucking Lund, okay? Seventeen point five fucking, you know, whatever, I don't know.

• 49:21H. Foley?

  Can't be, it's not a good boat?

• 49:22Speaker 02

  I don't know, yeah.

• 49:23Speaker 03

  It's, it's, it's good, it's, and I'm, I'm new to that shit. So, I'm out there on this ca, on the cabin and I'm like some city kid way out there?

• 49:28H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 49:29Speaker 03

  And I'm like trying to back this shit up and I don't, no clue what I'm doing. I'm like, oh my God, this thing is so expensive. Now, I got an expensive car too and I'm backing it up. I'm like, oh, I, it's, it's a source of stress.

• 49:39Speaker 02

  What's the car? What's the day-to-day car you're whipping around then?

• 49:41Speaker 03

  I'm whipping around, uh, gen, uh, first generation, um, Rivian RS1.

• 49:47H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 49:47Speaker 03

  Four, four motor fucking, fucking.

• 49:51Speaker 02

  Okay, Rivian, alright.

• 49:52H. Foley?

  Hook the boat up to that and bring it out there?

• 49:54Speaker 03

  Yeah, I mean, yeah, I got, well, I like to, when I go to the cabin, I like to bring, bring a trash car up there.

• 49:59H. Foley?

  Gotcha.

• 50:00Speaker 02

  What's the trash car?

• 50:01Speaker 03

  Uh, fucking, you know, ten, fifteen year old Jeep.

• 50:04H. Foley?

  Not bad. Wrangler or Cherokee?

• 50:06Speaker 03

  Cherokee, Grand Cherokee.

• 50:07Speaker 02

  Grand Cherokee.

• 50:08Speaker 03

  Watch out, yeah, I'm moving up now.

• 50:10H. Foley?

  Does the boat live out there or do you bring it out there?

• 50:12Speaker 03

  Boat lives out there.

• 50:13H. Foley?

  You got your own dock?

• 50:14Speaker 03

  Got my own dock.

• 50:15Speaker 02

  It's on the lake, you gotta have a fucking, you can't be on a, you can't be on the lake without a slip. Do you launch the boat yourself and un, and pull it?

• 50:21Speaker 03

  I do all that shit now. Now, I know, I'm, I'm doing like the trailer hitches and shit, like, I'm getting dirty, like, I'm, I'm, I, I feel like I'm getting, uh, country or something, you know?

• 50:31H. Foley?

  Did you take a course on how to boat or anything like that?

• 50:33Speaker 03

  No, no. So, no, I'm telling you, the first couple of times I took it out, bro, I was terrified.

• 50:39Speaker 02

  Will you get on the boat with them? Okay, I'm black. No.

• 50:43H. Foley?

  That's exactly why we asked that, sir.

• 50:45Speaker 03

  First question. Can you swim?

• 50:48H. Foley?

  You believe this shit?

• 50:52Speaker 02

  What the fuck is this? No, we were talking to Mike the whole time, I figured I'd get hit in the boat.

• 50:55Speaker 03

  Will you get on the boat because you trust me?

• 50:57Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 50:58Speaker 03

  Not because of the color of your skin.

• 50:59Speaker 02

  I don't, like, no, I'm black, I don't do that.

• 51:01H. Foley?

  That was right on cue.

• 51:02Speaker 03

  You're racist.

• 51:02Speaker 02

  That is crazy.

• 51:03Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 51:03Speaker 02

  Cut that, that's fucking.

• 51:05Speaker 03

  He's got that right in his gun.

• 51:08Speaker 02

  I respect that.

• 51:08H. Foley?

  Hell, no, I'm going to boat.

• 51:10Speaker 03

  No, bro, it's a, it's very, it was very scary, uh, all that shit, you know, I'm, uh, trees fall down, I'm buying chainsaws and shit, like, I'm, I'm, so, you know.

• 51:18H. Foley?

  Trees are falling out.

• 51:19Speaker 02

  I'm kind of at that point, I, I.

• 51:20Speaker 03

  Yeah, there's a tornado right up there by my crib and, um.

• 51:23H. Foley?

  Oh, so you're maintaining the yard and all that kind of stuff?

• 51:25Speaker 03

  Uh-huh.

• 51:25H. Foley?

  I thought you meant in the boat. Knocking over trees or something like that.

• 51:28Speaker 03

  No, I don't, I've never seen a boat knock over a tree, but, yeah.

• 51:33H. Foley?

  Don't you have to have your license or something like that to drive a boat?

• 51:35Speaker 03

  That's what I was thinking, I'm like, is anybody gonna fucking stop me?

• 51:37H. Foley?

  I'm pretty sure you do, Luke.

• 51:39Speaker 02

  I, I think each state's different. I remember, I, you need them for like wave runners and stuff, cause they're like statistically more dangerous than, uh.

• 51:48Speaker 03

  When I bought this boat, I was like, I, I didn't even know how to hook it up to the thing. The guy, the boat dealer's like, here you go, point, he hooked it up for me and I'm like, I'm just gonna drive away, like.

• 51:57Speaker 02

  That would give me some.

• 51:58Speaker 03

  How the fuck do I do this? Uh, and, and then I'm trying to like put it, you know, pull over and do all this shit, like, it was, I can't believe it's legal just for me, them to let me do this type of shit. It's the Wild West out there, it's freedom. Real freedom.

• 52:10Speaker 02

  You got inboard motors, outboard motors?

• 52:12Speaker 03

  Outboard motor.

• 52:12Speaker 02

  Woo.

• 52:13Speaker 03

  But it's on, you know, it's a steering wheel, it's not one of them motherfuckers, you know?

• 52:16Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, center console or to the left or to the right?

• 52:18Speaker 03

  To the right, to the right.

• 52:19Speaker 02

  To the right, taking it to the right. Very nice.

• 52:21H. Foley?

  What do you got, Yamahas?

• 52:22Speaker 03

  I got a fucking Mercury, uh, uh, Mercury fucking one, one thirty-five fucking Excess Pro, baby.

• 52:31Speaker 02

  Very nice.

• 52:32H. Foley?

  Are you married?

• 52:33Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 52:34H. Foley?

  You are?

• 52:34Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 52:35H. Foley?

  Alright, how long you been with your girl?

• 52:37Speaker 03

  Long time.

• 52:38H. Foley?

  No shit?

• 52:38Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 52:39H. Foley?

  Man, this guy's fucking rock solid.

• 52:41Speaker 03

  Well, there's a, uh, been, I've learned a lot of lessons along the way, like, I feel like I have wisdom now, because I was, I was wilding, bro, like, I'll come back on the show again and talk about my twenties, you know what I'm saying? I'm in my thir, in my thirties.

• 52:52Speaker 02

  Probably need to do an anthology on it, yeah.

• 52:54Speaker 03

  I learned a lot of lessons, so, you know, like, uh, I gotta keep it zipped up tight.

• 52:59Speaker 02

  Let's say, uh, alright, first couple of questions, uh, do you know how to tie a tie?

• 53:04Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 53:05Speaker 02

  How many suits do you own?

• 53:07Speaker 03

  Ah, shit, I mean, we buy suits for music videos.

• 53:10Speaker 02

  Right, I, I picked the, uh.

• 53:11Speaker 03

  But like personally? Just the one I bought for the, like, I think one we got fit, you know, like, I haven't worn it, I, I haven't worn it since.

• 53:21H. Foley?

  Anything good?

• 53:22Speaker 03

  One, maybe, one.

• 53:22H. Foley?

  Jacob's, anything like that?

• 53:24Speaker 03

  I don't know, I think it's, no, it's like a hundred dollar suit, maybe.

• 53:26H. Foley?

  My man.

• 53:27Speaker 03

  Hundred and fifteen dollars.

• 53:28Speaker 02

  Lucky's a hundred, hundred and fifteen?

• 53:30Speaker 03

  Maybe a hundred and fifteen.

• 53:31Speaker 02

  That's gonna sway it to a different class. Uh, is it Men's Warehouse or Gucci at one fifteen? I can't, I can't.

• 53:35Speaker 03

  It was definitely, we went to Men's Warehouse for it.

• 53:37Speaker 02

  Yeah, you did.

• 53:38H. Foley?

  Shoes off in the house?

• 53:40Speaker 03

  I don't really give a fuck.

• 53:41H. Foley?

  You're cool with it?

• 53:43Speaker 03

  Well, me, you know, but like at a party, eh, okay.

• 53:46Speaker 02

  I like that. I respect it. Say, uh, if you were, let's say you were going to a wedding, right? What would you give as a gift cash-wise to the, to the recipient? Or what would you do? Would you do something from the registry as well? You could do that?

• 53:58Speaker 03

  I don't know.

• 53:59Speaker 02

  Or you let your, your wife maybe take care of that?

• 54:00Speaker 03

  I don't know, you know, I'll probably forget a gift.

• 54:03Speaker 02

  Right.

• 54:04Speaker 03

  I'll go there and then there's gonna be a huge table of shit and I'll be like, oh, fuck. So, that's, that's more realistic.

• 54:11Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 54:12H. Foley?

  Interesting answer.

• 54:13Speaker 03

  Nothing at all.

• 54:14Speaker 02

  We have, yeah, the dirtbag answer is you have up to a year to send a, to send a card.

• 54:18Speaker 03

  Oh, shit.

• 54:19H. Foley?

  You still look like a boss.

• 54:21Speaker 03

  I would send, yeah, I would send a card later, probably, you know, I don't know.

• 54:25H. Foley?

  Cash?

• 54:26Speaker 03

  Uh, yeah, uh, probably a traveler's check.

• 54:29H. Foley?

  A traveler's check? That's old school.

• 54:31Speaker 02

  I'm old school, Gennis.

• 54:33Speaker 03

  Probably wire him, fax, fax him some money, yeah.

• 54:37H. Foley?

  If we came over to the house right now, we asked for a glass of water, what do we get? We getting tap, we getting a Brita, we getting a bottle?

• 54:43Speaker 03

  You're getting tap. Maybe from the, the fridge?

• 54:46Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 54:46H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 54:47Speaker 03

  Uh, my wa, there's water when the, in the fridge?

• 54:49Speaker 02

  I got a question, is it, is it on the door or is it on the inside? Lot of, lot of the new ones have them on the inside, which I don't like.

• 54:56Speaker 03

  You gotta open up the shit and then.

• 54:57H. Foley?

  Yeah, and you put it.

• 54:58Speaker 02

  And it comes out mad slow.

• 54:59Speaker 03

  You're losing all your cool, all your what, coolness.

• 55:02H. Foley?

  All you, all you never thought about it that way.

• 55:04Speaker 03

  That's dumb as fuck.

• 55:04H. Foley?

  It's an energy saver, I like it. Do your doors open like this on the fridge or is it one door?

• 55:09Speaker 03

  They open double.

• 55:11Speaker 02

  Where's the?

• 55:11Speaker 03

  And would, and this is information that will lead you to.

• 55:14H. Foley?

  Oh, yeah.

• 55:15Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 55:15Speaker 02

  We have a, hey.

• 55:16H. Foley?

  Yeah, we know what we're doing here.

• 55:18Speaker 02

  Don't put the system on trial. Uh, now.

• 55:20H. Foley?

  Varsity theater notwithstanding.

• 55:22Speaker 02

  Is the.

• 55:23Speaker 03

  I can't believe I did y'all like that.

• 55:24Speaker 02

  Nah, that's funny.

• 55:25Speaker 03

  Great little venue, great.

• 55:26Speaker 02

  It's good for two guys like you, you know what I mean? Uh, is the freezer on the bottom?

• 55:30Speaker 03

  Yeah, freezer's on the bottom, is that, is that bad?

• 55:32H. Foley?

  No, that's good.

• 55:33Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 55:34Speaker 02

  Are we talking stainless steel? What's the, what kind of material is?

• 55:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, I think so, stainless steel.

• 55:39H. Foley?

  You got an island in the kitchen?

• 55:41Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm. I'm my shit, my shit, I'm telling you, man, I'm telling you, it's nice, it's granite.

• 55:45H. Foley?

  Granite countertops?

• 55:46Speaker 03

  Granite countertops.

• 55:47Speaker 02

  Do you have, uh, is there a sink on that counter?

• 55:51Speaker 03

  No, no, no.

• 55:52Speaker 02

  The fruit sink, the, the, the elusive fruit sink, they call it.

• 55:54Speaker 03

  Mm, mm, mm.

• 55:55H. Foley?

  Still pretty good, you don't, you got a pool?

• 55:58Speaker 03

  No, I mean, yeah, we gotta blow it up, though.

• 56:02Speaker 02

  Shout out to it. I got one of them too. Huh.

• 56:05H. Foley?

  Garage?

• 56:06Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 56:07H. Foley?

  How many cars?

• 56:08Speaker 03

  Just the one, just those two I said.

• 56:10H. Foley?

  So, you have a two-car garage?

• 56:11Speaker 03

  One-car garage, the beater is just wherever, wherever it might be. It's, I mean, I'm still kinda in the city too, like, I'm probably gonna have to move out, cause it's getting a little hot. Uh, but, uh, uh, you know, um, the cargo, the car gets ran through, still getting broken into type neighborhood shit.

• 56:27H. Foley?

  Really?

• 56:28Speaker 02

  You gotta move. That's crazy.

• 56:30H. Foley?

  You left that out of the brochure, you're talking about the island and the bridge?

• 56:34Speaker 03

  Oh, no.

• 56:35H. Foley?

  The car's getting broken into? What the fuck?

• 56:38Speaker 03

  That's, that's just one of the, that's paying your taxes, man.

• 56:42Speaker 02

  Yeah, in a bad neighborhood.

• 56:43Speaker 03

  No, it's a great neighborhood. It's a good neighborhood.

• 56:47H. Foley?

  I guess if you take your shoes off in the house, what the fuck?

• 56:50Speaker 03

  Damn, alright, maybe.

• 56:53Speaker 02

  That's for that varsity figure comment.

• 56:55H. Foley?

  How often are we talking the car getting broken into?

• 56:57Speaker 03

  Twice a year.

• 56:58H. Foley?

  Is it in the driveway or on the street?

• 57:00Speaker 03

  On the street.

• 57:01H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 57:01Speaker 02

  That's a little different, I'll give you that.

• 57:03H. Foley?

  I'll give you that.

• 57:04Speaker 02

  How old were you when you got your passport?

• 57:07Speaker 03

  Hmm.

• 57:12Speaker 03

  Twenty? I don't know.

• 57:13Speaker 02

  Okay. Respectable.

• 57:14H. Foley?

  Where are we going?

• 57:15Speaker 03

  It's been a long time. Um, I went to, um, Iceland.

• 57:20Speaker 02

  Very nice.

• 57:21Speaker 03

  My, I don't know, uh, my, uh, stepdad and my mom, my stepdad like speaks Icelandic and shit.

• 57:27H. Foley?

  Rod?

• 57:29Speaker 03

  Icelandic.

• 57:31H. Foley?

  Talking about Rod? No shit? Speaks Icelandic?

• 57:35Speaker 02

  Anybody else think Rod's a black guy?

• 57:37Speaker 03

  Yeah. Yeah.

• 57:39Speaker 02

  We can just wait.

• 57:39H. Foley?

  What do you think? Rod's not black? Get the fuck out of here.

• 57:43Speaker 02

  Well, the whole I speak in Icelandic kinda threw me.

• 57:45Speaker 03

  No, he's black. He's an Icelandic black man.

• 57:47H. Foley?

  Well, the gentleman could still learn the language if he was a fan of it.

• 57:50Speaker 03

  So I don't know why they took me. I was alone. All, all, I was the youngest and all my, uh, brothers and sisters were out the house already and they were just like, fuck, you can come with, I guess. And so that was, that was cool.

• 57:59H. Foley?

  That's pretty good.

• 58:00Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's, you know.

• 58:01H. Foley?

  It's an odd pairing of twenty.

• 58:02Speaker 03

  Really weird.

• 58:03H. Foley?

  I respect it.

• 58:04Speaker 03

  Really weird.

• 58:05Speaker 02

  Um, anyone in your family, I guess, oh, no, I think about your dad sitting the house on fire, but probably you at some point, ever been on the local news?

• 58:13H. Foley?

  Did that make the news?

• 58:14Speaker 03

  I was on the news, uh, they interviewed me right after I witnessed a fucking drive-by. Me and my sister.

• 58:21Speaker 02

  Oh, God.

• 58:22Speaker 03

  They're like, what's going on? I'm like, this, uh, you know, this happened, boom, boom, you know, like.

• 58:26Speaker 02

  Do you have, does that, do you know where that video lives?

• 58:28Speaker 03

  No, I would like, I would like to find it. Uh, it was me and my old, uh, sister Sarah.

• 58:33H. Foley?

  How old were you?

• 58:34Speaker 03

  Oh, man, I don't know, maybe third grade or fourth grade.

• 58:37H. Foley?

  Holy shit, they're asking you about a drive-by? What the fuck is this?

• 58:41Speaker 03

  Yeah, well, she was, you know, she was grown. She was in, you know, maybe eighth grade, seventh grade.

• 58:46H. Foley?

  Plus they're putting your business out there. Now whoever did the drive-by is gonna know you're snitching to the fucking.

• 58:51Speaker 03

  His name was that, uh, hey, was this?

• 58:53Speaker 02

  It was a gray Corolla.

• 58:54Speaker 03

  No, we didn't see shit, cause it was already, the, the, um, we were here in the shootings and the drive-by was like happening when the bus was dropping, dropping us off. Now looking back, like the bus driver was like, alright, here you go. He still, he still dropped us off.

• 59:06H. Foley?

  Peels out of there.

• 59:07Speaker 03

  Yeah, so we saw a couple people die there and then, uh.

• 59:10H. Foley?

  No shit?

• 59:10Speaker 03

  We were, you know, yeah, it was like, like right now as an adult, I'd be like, I would be traumatized. I would be like, we gotta, we gotta figure something out. This is, I know the value of life. Back then I was like, I'm, this makes me more tough, like, and.

• 59:25H. Foley?

  Well, you were in the crypts for this couple of days.

• 59:27Speaker 03

  It's just like the movies. Oh, I got some stories to tell. I didn't know, like,

• 59:32Speaker 03

  those were real people. Those were sons, you know, fathers, you know, whatever, like, so.

• 59:39H. Foley?

  You got your butterfly knife out on the news, like, yeah.

• 59:41Speaker 02

  I said it took me to, I used to watch, I used to love watching like murder shows and now that I have a kid, it's like this, I'm like, I can't, I look at it. They were like, just like nameless, faceless people to me. Now they're like, I'm like, no, that's somebody's father's son, dog.

• 59:52Speaker 03

  Yes, yes.

• 59:53Speaker 02

  Like they're, they're not just some asshole that got murdered.

• 59:55Speaker 03

  Well, it ties you into like the fabric of history and society and like you, you're more connected with people. You're like, damn.

• 1:00:01Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, for sure.

• 1:00:02Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:00:02H. Foley?

  Third grade on the news for a drive-by.

• 1:00:04Speaker 02

  Um.

• 1:00:06H. Foley?

  Jesus Christ.

• 1:00:08Speaker 02

  You're traveling a lot. Do you have a go-to air, uh, airline that you like?

• 1:00:11Speaker 03

  We like Delta.

• 1:00:12Speaker 02

  We're Delta men too. Shout out. I saw a couple of gentlemen when I saw you.

• 1:00:16Speaker 03

  You know what I'm saying? Although Wonka just flew, uh, United and he's like, hey, United got this, this, this and that now.

• 1:00:22Speaker 02

  Get out. That's crazy.

• 1:00:24H. Foley?

  United?

• 1:00:25Speaker 03

  Starlink.

• 1:00:25Speaker 02

  They do have Starlink.

• 1:00:27Speaker 03

  They have, they have Bluetooth for the, uh, for the movies, so you can wear your own shits instead of all them dumbass.

• 1:00:32Speaker 02

  They do.

• 1:00:33Speaker 03

  They, he was.

• 1:00:34Speaker 02

  Where did I fly? I just flew United, yeah.

• 1:00:36Speaker 03

  He just, he, I mean, while we were flying during that layover, we just got here, canceled flight and everything, but he was, he was riding for United.

• 1:00:44Speaker 02

  Uh, what, uh, what level medallion are you?

• 1:00:47Speaker 03

  I don't know, but he's diamond. So, uh, he just.

• 1:00:50Speaker 02

  Diamond man, how are you?

• 1:00:51Speaker 03

  I think he keeps booking our shit and the company shit under his personal shit.

• 1:00:55H. Foley?

  Respect the move.

• 1:00:56Speaker 03

  So.

• 1:00:57H. Foley?

  Racking up the miles, baby.

• 1:00:58Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:00:59Speaker 02

  I love it. Hmm. Where you take your shoes off on a plane?

• 1:01:03Speaker 03

  Oh, I'd like to, but I almost did it yesterday. I was so hot, bro. I was like, goddamn, man, it was so hot. I almost took my shoes off yesterday. Um, but yes, I've done it a lot, but now I'm like, I don't know. I see, I see like TikToks about, look at it. I'm, I'm, obviously I'm not.

• 1:01:18Speaker 02

  You're aware of it, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:20Speaker 03

  Foot over somewhere. Sometimes I might take them off and just let them suck it breathe.

• 1:01:22Speaker 02

  You got it. I get that.

• 1:01:23H. Foley?

  You bring any food on the plane?

• 1:01:25Speaker 03

  Yeah, I brought, I brought blueberries.

• 1:01:28H. Foley?

  Respectable. Never like a tuna sandwich or anything like that?

• 1:01:30Speaker 03

  Uh, pork rinds, menthols.

• 1:01:32H. Foley?

  Okay. Are you a pork rinds man?

• 1:01:35Speaker 03

  No, no.

• 1:01:35H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 1:01:36Speaker 03

  But.

• 1:01:36Speaker 02

  They're like, that's like a, a lot of people are doing that for like health snacks, right? Cause it's like the good fat, yeah, low-cal good fats.

• 1:01:42H. Foley?

  Never got into them.

• 1:01:42Speaker 03

  Oh shit.

• 1:01:43Speaker 02

  Um.

• 1:01:44H. Foley?

  What do you like to snack on?

• 1:01:46Speaker 03

  Pussy.

• 1:01:48Speaker 03

  Pussy Foley, pussy. Look me in the eyes Foley.

• 1:01:50H. Foley?

  Now you sound like a goddamn musician.

• 1:01:53Speaker 03

  Uh, I don't know, man. I, I, I've, I'm trying to get healthy. I get heartburn and shit, you know, so it's just.

• 1:01:59H. Foley?

  Acid reflux?

• 1:01:59Speaker 03

  Yeah, the ages just get me. So like, I'm honestly just like trying to, when, when I was like in the twenties and thirties, I thought eating healthy was like for bitches and pussies.

• 1:02:07Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:02:08Speaker 03

  Like I didn't, I didn't wanna get caught eating nice. Like, look, looking back, like that is such a dumb thing.

• 1:02:12Speaker 02

  I know. It's crazy.

• 1:02:14Speaker 03

  But that's conditioned, some weird American shit, like now you gotta eat these big ass company fast food shit, like nah, you're eating an apple, pussy.

• 1:02:22Speaker 02

  I still kinda think that.

• 1:02:24H. Foley?

  Do you take anything for the acid reflux?

• 1:02:26Speaker 03

  Uh, apple cider vinegar.

• 1:02:28H. Foley?

  Is that right, Nat?

• 1:02:29Speaker 02

  Guys pretty buttoned up.

• 1:02:31Speaker 03

  No, but I do take, uh, Omeprazole and the other one too, if I, if it gets bad.

• 1:02:35H. Foley?

  I got you.

• 1:02:35Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:02:36H. Foley?

  You like, uh, Alka-Seltzer? You do an Alka-Seltzer?

• 1:02:38Speaker 03

  Never had that.

• 1:02:39H. Foley?

  If you get into a pinch, little baking soda and water knocks it out in two seconds. Comes back in about fifteen, but it.

• 1:02:45Speaker 02

  Even more angry.

• 1:02:46Speaker 03

  Alright.

• 1:02:47Speaker 02

  Uh, huh. Do you have name brand luggage?

• 1:02:50Speaker 03

  Hell no.

• 1:02:51Speaker 02

  No, you're just like, whatever you got at Marshalls.

• 1:02:53Speaker 03

  I don't give a fuck about any name brand, anything.

• 1:02:57Speaker 02

  Gotcha.

• 1:02:57Speaker 03

  I feel like a sucker wearing that shit.

• 1:02:59Speaker 02

  The only thing I, I will say with luggage, the name, the good, not, I'm not saying like a fucking Louis carry-on, but like, uh, you know.

• 1:03:06H. Foley?

  The name means something.

• 1:03:08Speaker 02

  It, it does. The, the quality is better, cause that shit's getting thrown around.

• 1:03:10Speaker 03

  I've never even looked into it. I bought, I bought, like when we started traveling fifteen years ago, I bought some shit and it was fucking, you know, I think after we got robbed and on tour.

• 1:03:19Speaker 02

  All musicians, band, everybody ends up getting robbed.

• 1:03:22Speaker 03

  Uh, Santa Cruz, a bunch of Kridlers.

• 1:03:25Speaker 02

  Man, they're out there, remember?

• 1:03:27Speaker 03

  Santa Cruz. They got everything, bro. They took, they fucking took us. And we got out too. It was, we were so dumb. We got out and we were just like so tired. I don't know what we did, but we were like, we traveled for so long, we're like, it's the beach, it's surfing. We didn't know when, we, we got out, we were like, these motherfuckers is shady as fucking head of, ahead of us. Like, look at these fucking crackhead ass, like, you know, mean mugging us and shit. And then, uh, we're like, alright, see you later. We're gonna go over here. Here's our tour van with fucking, and we just left them there.

• 1:03:57H. Foley?

  The van.

• 1:03:57Speaker 02

  They always get the van and the hitch or whatever. They always get the van.

• 1:04:01Speaker 03

  Uh, fifteen passenger van. You look inside and it's stacked to the top.

• 1:04:06Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:04:06Speaker 03

  Of course. We, that was so dumb.

• 1:04:09H. Foley?

  Insurance?

• 1:04:10Speaker 03

  Nah.

• 1:04:12Speaker 02

  Shee.

• 1:04:13Speaker 03

  We did, we did a, uh, we did a GoFundMe and they, fuck it.

• 1:04:16Speaker 02

  Let's go. What the fuck dude, power to the people, baby.

• 1:04:20Speaker 03

  I have like the best fans in the industry, I think.

• 1:04:23H. Foley?

  It's funny, our van just got broken into.

• 1:04:26Speaker 02

  That is right. Venmo H40.

• 1:04:28H. Foley?

  Forty-five million dollars they took.

• 1:04:29Speaker 03

  No, shout out. I legit have the best fans in the industry, I think. They, they, they bought that last record that I have, Good Time Boy. They bought over thirty thousand copies of that bitch.

• 1:04:37H. Foley?

  Let's go.

• 1:04:38Speaker 02

  What was the beef? I was trying to track it. I couldn't track it with the whole, with the charts.

• 1:04:42Speaker 03

  We, we had the number one rap, selling rap record in the entire world. Like, I, I.

• 1:04:48Speaker 02

  Let's go. Independent.

• 1:04:49Speaker 03

  It's still, I mean, um, NBA Youngboy came out at the time and so he, he, TI came out at the same, we dropped at the same day. NBA Youngboy is a global superstar and he streams really high, but my fans bought a dumb amount, um, uh, and they don't want independent people doing that, so we knew it, major labels. They heard, they were, they were talking in the rooms and shit and the workers who like, who we have connections with, what do we call them? Rats? I don't know, little snitches.

• 1:05:19H. Foley?

  Informants?

• 1:05:20Speaker 03

  Informants that we love, they're in there, hey, so-and-so, they're go, they're getting lawyers. They're getting lawyers on you. They're all gonna come on you, cause they see, they're gonna come on you.

• 1:05:33Speaker 02

  Pause.

• 1:05:33Speaker 03

  All these, all these record execs, they're talking about you. They're gonna come on you.

• 1:05:39Speaker 02

  And then they're gonna come after you.

• 1:05:40Speaker 03

  And then they, and then they're gonna come after me. And, uh, they did. Yeah, we sold so many records, so we'll never really know exactly, it's so complex.

• 1:05:49Speaker 02

  That sucks, man.

• 1:05:50Speaker 03

  So we'll never really know, but like, man, fuck that, you know, we did it.

• 1:05:53Speaker 02

  We're, we also agree, I mean, it's like, you know, we're built by, you know, by the audience, right? Like there was no, we don't get any, you know, we do our ad reads, but that's all based on who consumes it, you know, we're Patreon.

• 1:06:05H. Foley?

  For the people, by the people.

• 1:06:06Speaker 02

  They buy the tickets. There's no like, we don't have a big ad deal where we're like with whoever that cuts us a check. It's all, all the money comes from the fan support for the product that we create and they consume. It's the best.

• 1:06:19Speaker 03

  That is, I think that's what, in an entertainment industry, that's the best. That's fuck, fuck you money, fuck you, uh, time, fuck you everything.

• 1:06:25Speaker 02

  The, the, the system's built to go, hey, do you wanna do this? We go, I don't wanna do that. We're just gonna stay doing the thing that we like doing.

• 1:06:32Speaker 03

  I just wanna say thank you. Thank you, thank you.

• 1:06:34Speaker 02

  Shout out to them. It's, it's, it's the fucking best.

• 1:06:38H. Foley?

  I'll push back. I do wanna do it, whatever it is.

• 1:06:40Speaker 02

  I'll take that big check. Shout out to, uh, any pharmaceutical company.

• 1:06:44Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:06:45Speaker 02

  I would, I would do big tobacco, cause we wear a heavy heater pod for a long time. They're not allowed.

• 1:06:51Speaker 03

  Y'all still smoking?

• 1:06:52Speaker 02

  But I like a heater.

• 1:06:52Speaker 03

  You still smoking?

• 1:06:53H. Foley?

  I'm still smoking.

• 1:06:53Speaker 02

  I'm off them.

• 1:06:54Speaker 03

  You're still smoking?

• 1:06:55H. Foley?

  Yeah, I'm still smoking.

• 1:06:56Speaker 03

  Damn.

• 1:06:57Speaker 02

  We were, I mean, like, all of our merch has heater, like, it's like, we're, we're a big smoking cig crew.

• 1:07:02Speaker 03

  I kinda came up like that, like, let's drink, let's drink, and I'm trying to drink less and, uh, I don't, I don't really smoke anymore.

• 1:07:09H. Foley?

  What did you smoke?

• 1:07:10Speaker 03

  Menthol one hundreds, bitch.

• 1:07:12Speaker 02

  What brand?

• 1:07:12Speaker 03

  Fucking, uh, what brand? Um.

• 1:07:15Speaker 02

  Marbs?

• 1:07:16Speaker 03

  Part, no. Newport.

• 1:07:18Speaker 02

  You were doing Newport.

• 1:07:18H. Foley?

  You really had a search for that?

• 1:07:19Speaker 02

  Newby one hundreds.

• 1:07:20H. Foley?

  That's wild. You had a search for Newport?

• 1:07:22Speaker 03

  No, I can't recall things anymore. I have Alzheimer's.

• 1:07:26H. Foley?

  Do you really?

• 1:07:27Speaker 03

  I don't know. I don't know what the fuck is going on, but I, I can't recall things no more. But, you know, uh, Newport's where my go-to, but honestly, like Marlboro, uh, Menthol one hundreds, um, we're, we're good too, so whatever.

• 1:07:37H. Foley?

  I respect it. Love a Newport.

• 1:07:39Speaker 03

  Oh, I can't, uh, I used to, I cut back and back and back and then, then it was like if I finished the tour, my last day after like the last show, I'd have however money I wanted. And then I would be sick as fuck, and, cause I'd be drunk as hell, and then I would cut it back to just two. And then one day I had, you know, one and then, and then one, I was like, let's, let's give me my cigarettes. My tour manager presents me with my two cigarettes and then I'd be like.

• 1:08:03Speaker 02

  It doesn't hit.

• 1:08:04Speaker 03

  Shit, I was, I was like, I'll just smoke a vape, you know?

• 1:08:06Speaker 02

  Doesn't hit.

• 1:08:07H. Foley?

  I respect it.

• 1:08:09Speaker 02

  I mean, you know.

• 1:08:12H. Foley?

  Now, listen, you're gonna, I don't know how you're gonna react to this.

• 1:08:16Speaker 02

  Me? I think I'm right there. I think I'm in lockstep with you.

• 1:08:20H. Foley?

  Hmm.

• 1:08:21Speaker 02

  Maybe not.

• 1:08:22H. Foley?

  Humble beginnings.

• 1:08:23Speaker 02

  Ah, very.

• 1:08:24H. Foley?

  Right?

• 1:08:25Speaker 02

  Checkered past.

• 1:08:26H. Foley?

  Dad burning down a house, throwing the kid over the fence.

• 1:08:29Speaker 02

  Hmm.

• 1:08:30H. Foley?

  Getting, uh, talking on the news about a drive-by at third grade.

• 1:08:33Speaker 02

  Being on the Crips for a little bit.

• 1:08:35H. Foley?

  Being in the Crips, the butterfly knife. Going to Iceland with your stepdad and your mom at 20.

• 1:08:40Speaker 02

  That's wild.

• 1:08:41H. Foley?

  That's just weird.

• 1:08:43Speaker 02

  Have you ever saved a Crown Royal bag?

• 1:08:45Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:08:45Speaker 02

  Yeah, you have.

• 1:08:47H. Foley?

  You put your change anywhere at the house?

• 1:08:50Speaker 03

  Currently?

• 1:08:50H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:51Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:08:52Speaker 02

  What's that? What is that container? Coffee can?

• 1:08:54Speaker 03

  It's a, it's a, it's like a mirror with a edge around it. And I got, I got my glasses changed in, um, Canadian muddy from the last Canadian tour.

• 1:09:01Speaker 02

  There's always some like loony or toonies.

• 1:09:03Speaker 03

  Loonies and toonies, baby.

• 1:09:05H. Foley?

  You wear glasses?

• 1:09:06Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:09:07H. Foley?

  Sunglasses?

• 1:09:09Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:09:10H. Foley?

  Didn't you say glasses?

• 1:09:10Speaker 03

  I got baby blue eyes, you know, so that, that's hard, it's hard on a player, you know, with the, with the baby blues, man. You gotta protect.

• 1:09:17Speaker 02

  I'm gonna start saying that. It's hard on a player.

• 1:09:19H. Foley?

  You ever get your tonsils taken out?

• 1:09:21Speaker 03

  Uh-uh.

• 1:09:22H. Foley?

  Appendix?

• 1:09:23Speaker 03

  Uh-uh. I've had a lot of surgeries, though.

• 1:09:25H. Foley?

  Four?

• 1:09:26Speaker 03

  Cock-reducing.

• 1:09:29H. Foley?

  Couldn't carry it around with me.

• 1:09:30Speaker 03

  Yeah. It hurt my back. I was getting back injuries.

• 1:09:33Speaker 02

  Huh.

• 1:09:34H. Foley?

  What I'm gonna say.

• 1:09:35Speaker 02

  I think I'm, I think I'm with you, bud.

• 1:09:37H. Foley?

  Every purchase has been responsible.

• 1:09:39Speaker 02

  Financially, fiscally responsible.

• 1:09:41H. Foley?

  Flipping houses.

• 1:09:43Speaker 02

  He's got, he likes his, likes his downtime in nature.

• 1:09:46H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:46Speaker 02

  He's got a boat, learning how to be in a quiet life.

• 1:09:49Speaker 03

  Stop. Let me tell you about my 20s. Come on, let me tell you about my 30s.

• 1:09:52Speaker 02

  Listen, you're trash enough. You, you, listen, you are a stone-cold dirtbag.

• 1:09:57H. Foley?

  Your dad burned down the house.

• 1:09:59Speaker 03

  Alright, cool, cool.

• 1:10:00Speaker 02

  You are a stone-cold dirtbag.

• 1:10:01Speaker 03

  I thought you were gonna call me not trash.

• 1:10:02Speaker 02

  No, you, you are making, uh...

• 1:10:06H. Foley?

  You're doing it right.

• 1:10:06Speaker 02

  Yes, you, you're making the correct, you've learned from your upbringing and your, your experiences and you're going, I, I just wanna, and that's what the show is, just doing a little better.

• 1:10:14Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:10:15Speaker 02

  Listen, you still got the dirt under your fingernails, you're still a dirtbag, but you're like, I'm trying to do a little better.

• 1:10:20H. Foley?

  The come-up, as we said earlier, is celebrating.

• 1:10:22Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:10:22Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:10:23H. Foley?

  And you're killing it, my frog.

• 1:10:24Speaker 03

  Alright.

• 1:10:24H. Foley?

  We love you.

• 1:10:25Speaker 02

  Love it.

• 1:10:25H. Foley?

  But you're 100% garbage. Give it up for him. Prav, everybody. Anything you want the folks out there to know, hit him.

• 1:10:31Speaker 03

  That was the shit. Uh, plug away. Um, I just imagined a butt plug right there. I don't know, I just dropped a record, you know?

• 1:10:38Speaker 02

  Let's go.

• 1:10:38Speaker 03

  I think top-selling record in the, in the, in the world.

• 1:10:41Speaker 02

  Pretty good.

• 1:10:41Speaker 03

  Um, it's pretty good.

• 1:10:42Speaker 02

  Pretty good? Record industry colluded against him? Pretty good?

• 1:10:45H. Foley?

  That's how you know you're moving.

• 1:10:46Speaker 03

  What? Oh, it's called, it's called Good Time Boy. I got a record. It's called Good Time Boy. It's got a lot of big artists, uh, American icons on it. I think it's the greatest rap record of all time, and I'm touring later on.

• 1:10:57Speaker 02

  Love it.

• 1:10:57Speaker 03

  You know, I'm active out here in the streets.

• 1:10:59H. Foley?

  You're doing it.

• 1:10:59Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 1:11:00H. Foley?

  You have a sharp mustache, too, can I tell you that?

• 1:11:02Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:11:02H. Foley?

  You do that?

• 1:11:03Speaker 03

  I just shaved it, uh, 20, I mean, an hour and 20 minutes ago.

• 1:11:07H. Foley?

  No shit, you do that?

• 1:11:08Speaker 03

  We're fucking two blocks out of here. We're like, we, we just, we're like, right over there.

• 1:11:13Speaker 03

  We just walked here.

• 1:11:15H. Foley?

  I'm still walking for some reason. Give it up for him one more time, Prav, everybody.

• 1:11:19Speaker 02

  Love to see you, baby.

• 1:11:20H. Foley?

  Kevi, what do you got for him?

• 1:11:21Speaker 02

  Uh, guys, we got a special coming out, uh, this September 13th on our YouTube channel. Let's blow it the fuck up, baby. If you're an audio listener, start subscribing now to get those, pump those views. Power to the people, baby.

• 1:11:33H. Foley?

  Let's go, baby. Gang, we love you. We'll see you in three days. Peace.