Brian Redban!

Are You Garbage podcast presents stand up comedian and podcast producer Brian Redban! You know Brian Redban from Stand Up Comedy, Kill Tony, The Joe Rogan Experience, Virtual Redban, Deathsquad Secret Show, Your Mom's House, Stand-Up On The Spot, The William Montgomery Show, Not A Damn Chance Podcast, Fishing with David Lucas, @Midnight, and so much more! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! NEW AYG MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ AYG 2026 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored By: Warby Parker: Our listeners can buy one pair of glasses and get 20% off any additional pairs at https://WarbyParker.com/GARBAGE — and using our link helps support the show. Promo Code: Garbage Factor: Head to https://FACTORMEALS.com/garbage50off and use code garbage50off to get 50 percent off and 1 free breakfast item per box for 1 year, while supplies last until 10/31/2026. DraftKings: New DraftKings customers, sign up with code AYG spend five bucks to get one hundred fifty in rewards within 14 days, includes all markets. Bet with DK Sportsbook: Gambling Problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER, one eight hundred MY RESET. Connecticut: call eight eight eight seven eight nine seven seven seven seven, visit CCPG dot org. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino in Kansas. Bet tax pass-through may apply in Illinois. Twenty one plus. Void in Canada. Event contract trading with DraftKings Predictions involves risk of loss. Availability varies. Predictions offer void in New York. Bet to get Bonus bets that expire in seven days. Trade to get Predictions Dollars that expire in one year. Fifty dollars in rewards issued every seven days via click to claim for fourteen days. One non-withdrawable reward redeemable. Nationwide based on Sportsbook, Predictions, and Free-to-Play Sports Contest availability. Varies by State. Terms at d k n g dot c o slash offer. Limited time offer. Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• 0:00Speaker 00

  Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.

• 0:19H. Foley?

  Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage?

• 0:25Speaker 02

  Hey, yeah.

• 0:25H. Foley?

  It's that little show, we sit down with your favorite comedians and we find out if they're going to be classy.

• 0:30Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 0:30H. Foley?

  Just a big old piece of trash.

• 0:32Speaker 02

  Trash, trash, trash.

• 0:32H. Foley?

  I'm your host, H. Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Toody's in a new addition. She brought a little clearance yard sale over there at areyougarbage.com, I heard.

• 0:41Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 0:41H. Foley?

  Getting rid of some of the inventory.

• 0:42Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 0:43H. Foley?

  Just to inform.

• 0:44Speaker 02

  Got to move product.

• 0:45H. Foley?

  Slashing prices. My co-host coming at you from right next to me, he is the CEO of Are You Garbage. He is an international businessman and the king of the boards and the king of the burbs. Give it up for KJ, Kevin James Ryan.

• 0:55Speaker 02

  What up, gang? Shout out to you as always, please make sure you rate, view, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube, full video available over there on Spotify, and the boys are climbing the frickin' charts. And obviously, the greatest website of all time, www.patreon.com/areyougarbage. You go over there, we're in the top 10 of comedy podcasts.

• 1:13H. Foley?

  16,000 strong over there at Patreon.

• 1:16Speaker 02

  Love that money.

• 1:18H. Foley?

  Uh, gang, we couldn't be more excited to have our incredibly special guest. Here with us today for the first time. He is a very funny, very successful stand-up comedian, podcast producer, and let's just say this, you take a lot of heat, but you are the most successful comedy podcast producer ever.

• 1:35Speaker 03

  Well, thanks.

• 1:36H. Foley?

  Right?

• 1:36Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:37H. Foley?

  Joe Rogan Experience, Kill Tony, you started Desk Squad Network, and not to throw you in the hot seat quickly, but I have a number written down here. I would like to, you don't have to say anything, just tell me if I'm around the ballpark of what you got sitting in the bank, more or less?

• 1:52Speaker 03

  Uh, eventually.

• 1:54Speaker 02

  Can I see it?

• 1:55H. Foley?

  Eventually. But we're about there.

• 1:58Speaker 02

  After this weekend.

• 1:58Speaker 03

  Yeah, eventually.

• 1:59H. Foley?

  You're a successful man.

• 2:01Speaker 03

  Thanks.

• 2:02H. Foley?

  Little bit of a creep, I hear. You like that anime stuff.

• 2:05Speaker 03

  Oh, come on, that's my character.

• 2:08Speaker 02

  Ente porn, or whatever it's called.

• 2:10H. Foley?

  He likes an octopus tentacle, I don't know what you're gonna do. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Brian Redman.

• 2:14Speaker 03

  Hey!

• 2:16H. Foley?

  Long time coming, my friend.

• 2:17Speaker 03

  Oh, my God, I've been wanting to do this for so long.

• 2:19Speaker 02

  We had it in the books once or twice in Austin, and we had to, we had to schedule a, schedule conferences.

• 2:23H. Foley?

  I'm glad you're here, though.

• 2:24Speaker 02

  Yes. Do it, do it, do it at the house.

• 2:27H. Foley?

  Do it in the studio, yeah.

• 2:28Speaker 02

  Come by Toody's.

• 2:29Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 2:29H. Foley?

  We've got a show over there at Madison Square Garden, I hear.

• 2:31Speaker 03

  Yeah, a couple there.

• 2:32H. Foley?

  Doing two at the Garden.

• 2:34Speaker 02

  Woo!

• 2:34Speaker 03

  It's great.

• 2:35Speaker 02

  I've been to the Garden once, Rangers game, oh, wait.

• 2:38H. Foley?

  We went and saw the first Kill Tony over at.

• 2:40Speaker 02

  We did, it was very cool.

• 2:41H. Foley?

  And that was a very eye-opening experience, Todd.

• 2:43Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:44Speaker 02

  That we will never be there.

• 2:46H. Foley?

  Well, when you guys ran that, you ran the, you know, the through-the-years kind of thing, and starting in that small room at the Comedy Store 12 years ago, or 13 years ago at this point, to the fucking selling at the Garden.

• 2:59Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's very crazy. It's very crazy.

• 3:01H. Foley?

  Happy for you, you know we love you.

• 3:02Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 3:03Speaker 03

  Thanks, guys.

• 3:04H. Foley?

  Let's get into this.

• 3:05Speaker 02

  That being said, I mean, you know, the facts are, I think the facts of this case.

• 3:08H. Foley?

  I feel like we should be wearing the stuff that you wear when you go to a Gallagher show. The McDonald's Cafe Coffee.

• 3:13Speaker 02

  With a paper straw, though.

• 3:15H. Foley?

  That's what they screw you on.

• 3:16Speaker 02

  Oh, is that all they do?

• 3:17H. Foley?

  Yeah, and they got that, they got that heavy, heavyset, uh.

• 3:21Speaker 02

  Lady working there.

• 3:22H. Foley?

  No, they have that high-intensity Sprite over there, it eats through that thing like it's sulfuric acid.

• 3:27Speaker 03

  So you guys do the paper straws here in New York?

• 3:29Speaker 02

  No.

• 3:29Speaker 03

  No?

• 3:30Speaker 02

  I mean, not.

• 3:30Speaker 03

  It's just McDonald's? We have the, the original yellow striped ones in Texas, you know, the big, classic.

• 3:37Speaker 02

  Seal skin.

• 3:37Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 3:38Speaker 02

  That's also stuck in the 80s.

• 3:39Speaker 03

  Yeah, well, if that's where Styrofoam cups live.

• 3:42H. Foley?

  I was gonna say, skyscrapers made of Styrofoam down there.

• 3:45Speaker 02

  What, uh, what, how, is that all you got at?

• 3:48H. Foley?

  That's light and sweet.

• 3:49Speaker 02

  At Cafe?

• 3:49Speaker 03

  I mean, I, you know, when I'm in New York, I have to get, you guys have so many great coffee shops, but I saw McDonald's, like, fuck, yeah.

• 3:55Speaker 02

  Is that your coffee every day?

• 3:56Speaker 03

  No, no, this, I make my own coffees, but, uh, this is like.

• 3:59Speaker 02

  Pretty clean, yeah.

• 4:00Speaker 03

  This is like a baby food coffee, though, you know, where I don't want the fancy stuff. Sometimes I just want like the chocolate milk for Brian.

• 4:07Speaker 02

  Yeah, what's the order?

• 4:08Speaker 03

  Uh, just, uh, default, you know, just.

• 4:11Speaker 02

  Iced coffee?

• 4:11Speaker 03

  Coffee has all the sugar.

• 4:12Speaker 02

  It's already comes preloaded.

• 4:14H. Foley?

  Their defaults got heavy syrup.

• 4:16Speaker 02

  You're buying pre-rolls, dude.

• 4:17H. Foley?

  They ask you, when, I've gotten coffee from McDonald's, I'm like, you don't want those vanilla syrup or nothing? They like, they can't understand it.

• 4:23Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, no, it's crazy.

• 4:24Speaker 02

  Oh, okay.

• 4:25H. Foley?

  McDonald's, just getting a beverage, as we all know, trash.

• 4:29Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's, that's a tough look, man.

• 4:32H. Foley?

  Brian, give us the backstory.

• 4:33Speaker 03

  Cafe?

• 4:35Speaker 02

  First of all, it's not a cafe, there's a homeless guy jerking off in there.

• 4:38H. Foley?

  Remember they tried to kick that, like, you're gonna be hanging out there, working on a screenplay? Um, Ohio.

• 4:44Speaker 03

  Yeah, so, uh, born in Columbus, Ohio.

• 4:47Speaker 02

  Nice, the nice part.

• 4:48Speaker 03

  Yeah, the nice, the nice part, exactly.

• 4:50H. Foley?

  You ever spend any time in Cleveland?

• 4:52Speaker 03

  No, Cleveland used to be the best, though. We used to go, wow, Cleveland is where it's cool and everything's, but now, you know, Detroit kind of leaked on to Cleveland and it's scary as fuck.

• 5:01Speaker 02

  It's a little, Cleveland got a little Detroit-y.

• 5:03Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 5:03Speaker 02

  They seceded?

• 5:04Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 5:05Speaker 02

  Whatever Detroit has is contagious.

• 5:07Speaker 03

  Yeah, but no, very small, uh, hometown, like, you know, and then.

• 5:11Speaker 02

  Were you in the city prop or outside Columbus?

• 5:13Speaker 03

  No, we were in the.

• 5:14Speaker 02

  In the burbs?

• 5:14Speaker 03

  In the burbs, Worthington, Dublin, which is like, you know, like, high-end, classy, I guess. Then our parent, my parents got a divorce, which was like one of the first divorces in Columbus, Ohio, I think, yeah.

• 5:28Speaker 02

  I feel like I've heard you say that before, which is like.

• 5:31H. Foley?

  My mother was stoned.

• 5:34Speaker 02

  Yeah, how old are you, 700 years old?

• 5:36Speaker 03

  I just turned 52.

• 5:37H. Foley?

  That's heresy!

• 5:38Speaker 02

  I was burned as a witch.

• 5:39Speaker 03

  Yeah, so, like, it was literally like, uh, like, no one got divorces at this time.

• 5:44H. Foley?

  How old were you at the time?

• 5:45Speaker 03

  Uh, third grade, whatever that was.

• 5:47Speaker 02

  Eight, seven, eight.

• 5:48H. Foley?

  That'd really fuck you up.

• 5:49Speaker 03

  Yeah, and I'm 52, so this was like early 80s, I think.

• 5:52Speaker 02

  Woo!

• 5:53H. Foley?

  It's funny, you're not a stripper.

• 5:56Speaker 02

  Columbus divorce, 80s?

• 5:58Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 5:58H. Foley?

  That's got porn written all over it.

• 6:01Speaker 03

  I used to see my OF guys, uh, no, and, uh, like, they didn't even have apartment complexes back then.

• 6:06Speaker 02

  Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Home on the Range, what are you talking, no one?

• 6:10H. Foley?

  You said apartment complexes?

• 6:11Speaker 03

  Yes, they, they, I remember they built this, like, their first apartment complex, and I remember on the news, everyone's like, this is what an apartment is.

• 6:18Speaker 02

  Everybody standing there, it's ain't gonna last.

• 6:20H. Foley?

  This is where single dads.

• 6:21Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 6:21H. Foley?

  Bang flight attendants.

• 6:22Speaker 03

  Because divorces were coming out, were like, starting, so when I got a divorce, uh, my teacher's just like, uh, I think it's gonna mess him up, so we better hold him back, is what they told me, you know?

• 6:32H. Foley?

  Really?

• 6:32Speaker 03

  Yeah, but, uh.

• 6:33H. Foley?

  That's what they told you.

• 6:34Speaker 03

  That's what they told me.

• 6:35Speaker 02

  I remember making fun of you this on Kill Tony, actually.

• 6:38Speaker 03

  I think so, yeah.

• 6:38Speaker 02

  This all just came back.

• 6:39H. Foley?

  I think you eating erasers in the back of the class, but that's not it, dude.

• 6:42Speaker 02

  Huffing markers.

• 6:44Speaker 03

  So, yeah, I, uh.

• 6:45Speaker 02

  All right, so you got held back in third grade.

• 6:47Speaker 03

  Third grade.

• 6:47H. Foley?

  Are you an only child?

• 6:49Speaker 03

  No, I have a younger sister.

• 6:50H. Foley?

  No shit?

• 6:51Speaker 03

  And so we moved to one of that, that new apartment complex.

• 6:54H. Foley?

  With your mom or your dad?

• 6:55Speaker 03

  My mom.

• 6:55H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 6:55Speaker 03

  My dad found out, he was the one that had all the money, uh, you know, engineering stuff, my mom wasn't a working mom.

• 7:02Speaker 02

  She was a stay-at-home mom, or so, they got a divorce.

• 7:05Speaker 03

  Got divorced, stand-up apartment, she got a job working, uh, as an executive secretary for Dave Thomas of Wendy's.

• 7:11H. Foley?

  Get the fuck out of here!

• 7:13Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 7:13H. Foley?

  Wait, actual Dave Thomas?

• 7:15Speaker 03

  Dave Thomas, they got pictures of him dressed up as Santa Claus, and I'm a kid sitting on his lap.

• 7:18H. Foley?

  Are you fucking kidding me? Redman, that was, the show's over. You're the cledest famous guy you ever met, Dave Thomas, that guy, I saw a hamburger.

• 7:26Speaker 02

  Cause that's one of the questions, most famous person you met as a kid, it's gotta be Dave Thomas, unless you, unless you were hanging out with the Hamburglar on the weekend.

• 7:35Speaker 03

  Actually, it's not, because the Murfield Golf Tournament was in Columbus, Ohio, and so I met Bob Hope, uh, was one of the first people I met, Sean Connery, Bob, Bob Hope's.

• 7:44Speaker 02

  Sean Connery's a golfer?

• 7:46Speaker 03

  Yeah, I know.

• 7:46Speaker 02

  Yeah, he's Scottish.

• 7:47Speaker 03

  Uh, John Daly, I met John Daly back in the day, back a few times, but.

• 7:50H. Foley?

  You met Bob Hope?

• 7:51Speaker 03

  Bob Hope stepped on my foot and goes, hey, kid, I'm sorry, and then he signed.

• 7:55Speaker 02

  All right, show business, tough business.

• 7:57H. Foley?

  Said something racist and walked away.

• 7:58Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, but he's, yeah.

• 8:01H. Foley?

  Hold on a second.

• 8:02Speaker 02

  Dude, we are, well, first of all, we're moving a million miles an hour.

• 8:04H. Foley?

  I got questions.

• 8:05Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 8:06H. Foley?

  Uh, what happened to the house that you guys?

• 8:07Speaker 02

  What does Dave Thomas smell like?

• 8:09H. Foley?

  Onions, it's weird.

• 8:10Speaker 02

  Yeah, did your dad stay at the house?

• 8:12Speaker 03

  Dad still has that house.

• 8:13Speaker 02

  What the fuck?

• 8:14Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, dad still stays at the house, but what's weird is now, looking back, I never asked, why did you get divorced? I never, like, I don't give a shit, I don't care, but looking back, I just thought it was weird that, you know, right when my parents got divorced, my mom immediately had a job as an executive secretary for Dave Thomas, so I'm like, wait, did my mom cheat on my dad with Dave Thomas? Am I Dave Thomas's kid?

• 8:36Speaker 02

  That's typically, cause the dad, usually.

• 8:39H. Foley?

  You shit on a gold mine.

• 8:41Speaker 02

  You could, the dad leaves.

• 8:42H. Foley?

  Did you ever meet Wendy's?

• 8:44Speaker 03

  I think I did, back, cause it used to be a pretty tight company, like, we used to go to camp, uh, like Wendy's camp, and, you know, where all the kids that worked for Wendy's, we all got shipped off to like, summer camp together.

• 8:55H. Foley?

  Wait, did you work at Wendy's, too?

• 8:56Speaker 03

  No, I never worked at Wendy's.

• 8:57Speaker 02

  The kids of the, of the parents.

• 8:59H. Foley?

  That's like Scientology, everyone's gotta work there.

• 9:01Speaker 03

  My mom used.

• 9:02Speaker 02

  Scrubbing the floors.

• 9:03Speaker 03

  My mom used to always have to do these like weird things for Dave, like.

• 9:06Speaker 02

  Anal.

• 9:07Speaker 03

  Like, no, like, carry like briefcases in, in small airplanes, uh, and go to like Chicago and Atlanta, and.

• 9:14H. Foley?

  Probably like the chili recipe and shit in there.

• 9:15Speaker 03

  It was something like that, and I just remember as a kid, I would sit in the back, it was like one of those like, like propeller.

• 9:20H. Foley?

  You were on the plane?

• 9:21Speaker 03

  Yeah, my mom brought me to this, I don't know where my sister was at the time.

• 9:24H. Foley?

  This is like how they whacked fucking.

• 9:25Speaker 02

  Yeah, this is crazy.

• 9:26Speaker 03

  I know, and my mom would like buy me like Garfield books, just like, don't look out the window, cause it's just like a small, tiny plane.

• 9:33Speaker 02

  Little Cessna or whatever.

• 9:34Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, going, dropping off briefcases and getting back on the plane and going back to, uh.

• 9:38Speaker 02

  What?

• 9:39Speaker 03

  Yeah, it was weird shit.

• 9:40H. Foley?

  Were they ever chained to her, like handcuffed to her?

• 9:42Speaker 03

  No, it was, but I remember it was like this big, like, like leather briefcase thing that she had to drop off, just, people would meet at the airport, they would get back on.

• 9:51H. Foley?

  So, he was, that was full of cash.

• 9:52Speaker 03

  I don't know.

• 9:53Speaker 02

  No, but probably also too, if you're Dave Thomas, from like a business, if you gotta get something somewhere quick, it's like, same day, these are like legal documents that need to be signed or whatever, it's like.

• 10:03H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 10:04Speaker 02

  You're giving them the red band, obviously.

• 10:07Speaker 03

  It was, it was.

• 10:09H. Foley?

  He's got ketchup packets taped to his chest.

• 10:11Speaker 03

  But the best part, they had the test kitchen, so as a kid, I would like go to see my mom at work.

• 10:15Speaker 02

  Are you trying to, you're trying to, you're trying to fucking make my, my Bets friend jealous here? Is that what you're trying to do, talk about test kitchen?

• 10:21H. Foley?

  We're the same age, you're talking about G.I. Joe Transformers outside, you had a fucking Wendy's test kitchen in that childhood?

• 10:26Speaker 02

  They're 50-year-olds, yeah.

• 10:28Speaker 03

  Yeah, and then, so they would like have like, like a window, and they, you'd choose things that it's not released at, and you tested them, uh, they also had, uh, you know, every time they had like a party, they would have like, uh, portable Frosty machines that they would bring to parties, and my mom, like, one, one of my birthdays had the, she got to bring the Frosty machine to my birthday.

• 10:46H. Foley?

  That Frosty back in the day, that hit, that hit the fucking market like Thriller.

• 10:49Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 10:49H. Foley?

  Everybody was freaking out.

• 10:50Speaker 02

  Is it a Frosty?

• 10:52H. Foley?

  Shakes couldn't compare to a Frosty.

• 10:53Speaker 02

  What?

• 10:54H. Foley?

  You eat it with a spoon, then you drink it, Luke.

• 10:56Speaker 02

  You can't do that with a milkshake. What?

• 10:59H. Foley?

  Not those thin ones they do at McDonald's. That's awesome.

• 11:01Speaker 02

  Well, how long did she work there? Did she then?

• 11:04Speaker 03

  She worked there till after, I think after Dave passed and then magically just stopped working at that place. And then, yeah, worked for Red Roof Inn. Then she was like a high end.

• 11:14Speaker 02

  She worked at the Red Roof Inn?

• 11:16Speaker 03

  Corporate, no, corporate office.

• 11:17Speaker 02

  Alright, still.

• 11:19H. Foley?

  Those people all got hot jobs.

• 11:21Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 11:21H. Foley?

  That's a big structure.

• 11:22Speaker 02

  Ew.

• 11:23H. Foley?

  Anybody that worked, anybody that started with those guys that was involved on the ground floor with McDonald's.

• 11:27Speaker 02

  Red Roof Inn is a hot job?

• 11:29H. Foley?

  From a corporate standpoint, hey, I studied hotel restaurant management at Wyden University.

• 11:33Speaker 02

  For free, Al. As on peyote.

• 11:37H. Foley?

  Wow.

• 11:38Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 11:38H. Foley?

  So your mom ended up doing well? I'm sorry to cut you off.

• 11:40Speaker 03

  Yeah, she, she ended up doing well, then met a, you know, my stepdad and now who.

• 11:45H. Foley?

  The Burger King.

• 11:47Speaker 03

  He owns a, he was an architect and owns a big architect firm, you know.

• 11:50H. Foley?

  Nice. So you're out of the apartment?

• 11:52Speaker 03

  So, yeah, we got out of the apartment and.

• 11:55H. Foley?

  Did you ever find out why you guys moved out?

• 11:57Speaker 02

  Yeah, because typically like the mom stays with the kids.

• 12:00H. Foley?

  That must have been first divorce.

• 12:02Speaker 02

  The hell?

• 12:03H. Foley?

  Only divorce.

• 12:04Speaker 03

  And it's like, because I had to share a bedroom with my sister growing up. It was two years younger than me and we had like the.

• 12:10H. Foley?

  That explains a lot.

• 12:11Speaker 03

  The book or the, the bookshelves in the middle of the room to separate the rooms, you know?

• 12:15Speaker 02

  I respect that. It's like a, like a dorm.

• 12:17Speaker 03

  Yeah, it was like a dorm.

• 12:18H. Foley?

  That's torture.

• 12:19Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 12:20H. Foley?

  How long were you guys in that apartment?

• 12:22Speaker 03

  Ooh, I'd probably say third grade to about fifth grade. And then I ended up, I ended up moving in with my dad in high school. So I switched.

• 12:32Speaker 02

  Was that like beef with like how I'm going to live with dad type thing?

• 12:34Speaker 03

  It was more just like, I can't live with three women or two women, you know? And plus my dad was cooler, had a bigger house and, and, uh, so, yeah.

• 12:43H. Foley?

  How'd your sister feel about that?

• 12:45Speaker 03

  She, she loved it, I bet.

• 12:46Speaker 02

  Would it have been the same school?

• 12:48H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 12:48Speaker 03

  I stayed, so I'd live in a different school district when I lived at my dad's, but I would drive.

• 12:54Speaker 02

  Gotcha.

• 12:54H. Foley?

  Gotcha.

• 12:54Speaker 03

  To my other.

• 12:55H. Foley?

  So you and your sister were still in the same school? You'd see her on a daily basis?

• 12:57Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 12:58H. Foley?

  Go over to your mom's for dinner, stuff like that?

• 12:59Speaker 03

  Right, right.

• 13:00H. Foley?

  But at your old man's, you could probably have a couple of beers, have some broads over.

• 13:02Speaker 03

  Yeah, I could sneak into and like.

• 13:04Speaker 02

  Yeah, dads just don't, dads don't fucking care about a high school kid.

• 13:08H. Foley?

  Alright, how were the grades in school?

• 13:12Speaker 03

  No, I, I slept. I, I watched Johnny Carson every night and, and David Letterman till like three in the morning, right? And so that's why I wear hats still to this day, because I used to just be the guy that would like sit there like this and sleep while like in school. So my grades sucked.

• 13:28H. Foley?

  What are you, an old baseball pitcher?

• 13:30Speaker 03

  Yeah, except for.

• 13:31H. Foley?

  Chippy McRae sleeping in the dugout?

• 13:33Speaker 03

  Yeah, except for art classes. All the art classes, A plus, like I took every art class, but then everything else like Cs, Ds, just barely.

• 13:41H. Foley?

  Did you take the ASATs or whatever it is out there?

• 13:43Speaker 02

  ACT.

• 13:43Speaker 03

  Yeah, I think so, but I don't even remember. Like I would literally do the thing with the Scantron where you're just like, duh, duh, duh.

• 13:50Speaker 02

  Avicadaba.

• 13:51Speaker 03

  Like lottery.

• 13:51H. Foley?

  I'll be done in two seconds.

• 13:53Speaker 02

  Huh. What were the vacations like growing up?

• 13:55H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 13:56Speaker 02

  Other than hot drops for Dave Thomas.

• 13:58H. Foley?

  Was dad doing alimony and child support and all that stuff?

• 13:59Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 14:00H. Foley?

  Were you guys comfortable in the apartment?

• 14:02Speaker 03

  The apartment was nice because it was brand new, you know, one of the first apartments.

• 14:05H. Foley?

  First apartment building ever.

• 14:07Speaker 03

  Oh, here's, here's something funny. When Diet Coke came out, uh, you remember?

• 14:12Speaker 02

  Had the first can.

• 14:12H. Foley?

  Wait, when Diet Coke came out?

• 14:14Speaker 03

  Exactly.

• 14:14Speaker 02

  We'll get a year on Diet Coke.

• 14:16H. Foley?

  No, I thought that was like sixty, seventy.

• 14:17Speaker 03

  No, it really.

• 14:19Speaker 02

  This is the first time this shit's getting to Columbus and he thinks.

• 14:21H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 14:22Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'm guessing like eighty-four, eighty-three. July 8th, nineteen eighty-two.

• 14:26H. Foley?

  Get the fuck out of here.

• 14:28Speaker 03

  So when Diet Coke came out.

• 14:29Speaker 02

  Dude, I'm the smartest person I know.

• 14:32Speaker 03

  They used to.

• 14:32H. Foley?

  Definitely the most well-connected.

• 14:33Speaker 03

  They used to have like a.

• 14:34Speaker 02

  You got to Red Roof Inn.

• 14:34Speaker 03

  Plastic bag and they had Diet Coke, caffeine-free Diet Coke and Coke. They put it on everybody in the apartment's door handle to advertise.

• 14:42Speaker 02

  To get you hooked.

• 14:42Speaker 03

  They'd get you hooked.

• 14:43Speaker 02

  Get these poor bastards hooked.

• 14:44Speaker 03

  I went to.

• 14:45Speaker 02

  Like when they give out free menthol cigarettes.

• 14:47Speaker 03

  I went to every single apartment and stole those. And my mom came home and opened up the fridge and there was just packed of Diet Coke and then she's like, Brian, where'd you get that? And she was like, cool, you know.

• 14:59Speaker 02

  Go get their phone.

• 15:00H. Foley?

  I'll tell Dave about it.

• 15:02Speaker 03

  But, yeah.

• 15:03H. Foley?

  Would you have to pay when you go to Wendy's?

• 15:05Speaker 03

  No, no, no. We had stacks of like meal coupons. Actually, I have a few of them still.

• 15:09H. Foley?

  Did you fuck with the salad bar back then?

• 15:11Speaker 03

  Back then it was the best salad bar.

• 15:12H. Foley?

  It was the best.

• 15:13Speaker 03

  And, oh.

• 15:13H. Foley?

  That's some of the best spaghetti I ever had in my life. I swear to God, I'll take that to the grave.

• 15:17Speaker 03

  And Wendy's, uh, because the corporate office was there, they also had their, all their off-brands like Sisters Chicken and Biscuits. Do you know what that is? That was their version of KFC.

• 15:27Speaker 02

  Dave's Cat House?

• 15:28Speaker 03

  Yeah, it was KFC, but Sisters, it was Wendy's version of KFC. Racks, do you know what Racks is? That was Wendy's version of Arby's. Racks actually did pretty well. There's a couple of Racks still around if you wanted to.

• 15:41Speaker 02

  R A C, like.

• 15:42Speaker 03

  R A X.

• 15:43Speaker 02

  R A X. Sisters, let's get their.

• 15:46H. Foley?

  Is that still banging?

• 15:47Speaker 03

  No, that went out of business. Racks.

• 15:49Speaker 02

  One piece white meat, dollar seventy-nine.

• 15:52H. Foley?

  Who?

• 15:52Speaker 02

  Can't stand business with those prices.

• 15:54H. Foley?

  They used to have to sell that so hard and let, you know, white meat, premium white. I like a thigh. A thigh man. Crispy thigh.

• 16:01Speaker 03

  Yeah, so we got all these different versions of restaurants we got to.

• 16:05H. Foley?

  That's it. Who owns Wendy's now?

• 16:07Speaker 03

  Uh, it's, it's still the same company. It's just, it's.

• 16:10H. Foley?

  Or private equity?

• 16:11Speaker 03

  Yeah, I think so. I don't think it's, I think it's still in the same family.

• 16:14H. Foley?

  Did you go to Dave Thomas's funeral?

• 16:15Speaker 03

  No, I didn't. No.

• 16:16H. Foley?

  Did your mom?

• 16:17Speaker 03

  Probably, yeah.

• 16:18H. Foley?

  A red dress crying in the back.

• 16:21Speaker 02

  She dyed her hair red for it.

• 16:24Speaker 03

  Showing her double double.

• 16:28Speaker 03

  No, but, uh, yeah.

• 16:30H. Foley?

  No college?

• 16:31Speaker 03

  Uh, no, I went to college.

• 16:32H. Foley?

  Really?

• 16:33Speaker 03

  Went to, uh, uh, Community College, Columbus State. Uh, then I started going to Ohio State, but I went.

• 16:40H. Foley?

  Get the fuck out of here.

• 16:41Speaker 02

  Satellite campus.

• 16:42Speaker 03

  Huh?

• 16:42Speaker 02

  You go to the main campus?

• 16:43Speaker 03

  Yeah, main campus.

• 16:44H. Foley?

  You did?

• 16:45Speaker 03

  But, but like literally, literally one, whatever semester, whatever, because, uh.

• 16:50H. Foley?

  One semester?

• 16:52Speaker 03

  Because I was doing what they called multimedia production and design, which was the internet just came out and we don't know what to call this, but we need people to know how to make websites and stuff.

• 17:02Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 17:02Speaker 03

  So I was like, the first time they ever offered this class to learn how to make websites.

• 17:07H. Foley?

  Really?

• 17:07Speaker 03

  And by the time I got to Ohio State, I was already getting offered all these jobs from companies because I was like one of the few people that knew how to make websites at the time.

• 17:16H. Foley?

  Geez.

• 17:16Speaker 03

  So I just quit that and I had like a real job.

• 17:18H. Foley?

  Stealing Diet Cokes are people's doors.

• 17:21Speaker 02

  I've said this before, but you truly, you're like Forrest Gump of, of dirtbags.

• 17:25Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 17:26Speaker 02

  Mom was the executive assistant to fucking Dave Thomas. He's eating in the test kitchen.

• 17:31H. Foley?

  So you saw him on a regular basis?

• 17:32Speaker 03

  Yeah, like all the company picnics and parties and stuff. Yeah, back then. Yeah.

• 17:36H. Foley?

  Huh.

• 17:36Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 17:37H. Foley?

  Hey, Brian.

• 17:38Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 17:38H. Foley?

  How do you call your red band?

• 17:39Speaker 03

  I don't even like, I mean, I was young as fudge, but, uh, but back then, yeah, I used, I remember seeing him all, especially the Christmas ones and stuff.

• 17:46H. Foley?

  Damn, I loved him.

• 17:48Speaker 03

  Yeah, me too.

• 17:48H. Foley?

  Yeah, he's great.

• 17:49Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 17:49Speaker 02

  What a.

• 17:49H. Foley?

  Fucking running the company, he's doing the commercials.

• 17:51Speaker 02

  What was the best thing out of the test kitchen that you tried?

• 17:54Speaker 03

  Um, I don't remember, but I do remember, I think it was like.

• 17:59H. Foley?

  They had to take a run at a big man.

• 18:01Speaker 03

  Before it was Baconator. It was something else. It was like big bacon something.

• 18:07H. Foley?

  Oh, you're talking about the big bacon classic?

• 18:08Speaker 03

  Classic, yeah, yeah.

• 18:09Speaker 02

  That was fantastic.

• 18:10Speaker 03

  So.

• 18:10H. Foley?

  A little bit different than the Baconator.

• 18:11Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 18:12H. Foley?

  It had lettuce and tomato?

• 18:13Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 18:14H. Foley?

  Never mind.

• 18:15Speaker 03

  Big bacon class.

• 18:16Speaker 02

  I didn't say anything.

• 18:17H. Foley?

  Love the big bacon.

• 18:19Speaker 03

  Yeah, but, uh.

• 18:20H. Foley?

  Baconator's pretty good too.

• 18:22Speaker 03

  Yeah, then it became like, I think the Baconator.

• 18:24H. Foley?

  Whoa.

• 18:25Speaker 02

  Huh.

• 18:26H. Foley?

  Fascinating stuff. Did you ask him about the vacations?

• 18:29Speaker 03

  Oh, vacations. So I, uh.

• 18:33Speaker 02

  Oh, the Baconator, the big bacon classic.

• 18:34Speaker 03

  To me, it's like talking to Napoleon.

• 18:36Speaker 02

  Wacky wild stuff.

• 18:38Speaker 03

  So we always went to, you know, Midwest Florida, which was Myrtle Beach. Like you guys probably used to go to Myrtle Beach a lot, I'm guessing. No?

• 18:45Speaker 02

  We never, we never made it that south. We stopped at Jer, Jersey, it was Jersey and then every now and then.

• 18:50H. Foley?

  I like how you ask that. Should I make yourself feel better?

• 18:52Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 18:52H. Foley?

  You guys don't mean.

• 18:52Speaker 02

  You guys are probably huge losers too, right?

• 18:54Speaker 03

  Well, everyone in Ohio would go to Myrtle Beach because it was, it was like a version of Florida, but it was closer. But then, uh.

• 19:01Speaker 02

  Florida without all the hustle and bustle.

• 19:02Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 19:02H. Foley?

  Supposed to go to Myrtle Beach next weekend.

• 19:04Speaker 03

  When I moved in with my dad, uh, I lived in like a rich neighborhood and one of my best friends, uh, his parents would take us to cool vacations because his, his dad was the president of Nationwide Insurance.

• 19:18Speaker 02

  Whoa.

• 19:18Speaker 03

  Still is, I think. I don't know.

• 19:19Speaker 02

  Christ.

• 19:20Speaker 03

  But, uh, so he would take us to like Kiwa Island and like.

• 19:22Speaker 02

  What's Kiwa Island?

• 19:23Speaker 03

  It's like an Gulf island outside of the Carolinas and it's so awesome though.

• 19:29H. Foley?

  Did you ever go to Putten Bay?

• 19:30Speaker 03

  Yeah, oh yeah, Putten Bay. I used to go there once a year almost.

• 19:32H. Foley?

  Shout out to it.

• 19:33Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 19:33H. Foley?

  Um, Brian Redband was the friend that went on vacation with the other.

• 19:37Speaker 02

  That's a tough, that's a tough characteristic to have growing up.

• 19:41Speaker 03

  Yeah, it was weird.

• 19:41H. Foley?

  You probably fit it very well.

• 19:43Speaker 03

  It was weird because they would have to buy me presents also when they, you know what I mean? Like.

• 19:47H. Foley?

  What do you mean?

• 19:48Speaker 03

  Like when you're on vacation with your kid, you know, you'd be like, hey, honey, you want a teddy bear?

• 19:53Speaker 02

  Let's buy him a hat or whatever.

• 19:54Speaker 03

  Yeah, so they would have to double.

• 19:56Speaker 02

  Rip it's by the big lollipop and a fucking propeller. Thanks so much, Mr. Jenkins.

• 20:00H. Foley?

  I'm sure your dad would give the money or something like that.

• 20:02Speaker 02

  Nationwide is on your side.

• 20:04Speaker 03

  I don't think so, dude.

• 20:05H. Foley?

  Would they pay your airfare and shit?

• 20:06Speaker 03

  They paid, yeah, they paid everything. It was great.

• 20:08H. Foley?

  Well, he's a fucking president of Nationwide. He's got it.

• 20:11Speaker 02

  That's like two rich guys. You go, hey, you get this one, I'll get the next one type thing.

• 20:14H. Foley?

  Wow.

• 20:15Speaker 03

  Yeah, they were loaded.

• 20:17H. Foley?

  Kevin's talking about Warby Parker.

• 20:18Speaker 02

  Warby Parker.

• 20:19H. Foley?

  Big, big fan. As you know, I'm a Warby guy.

• 20:21Speaker 02

  I know that.

• 20:22H. Foley?

  Contacts, eyeglasses, I'm into it all.

• 20:24Speaker 02

  Don't shut up about them.

• 20:25H. Foley?

  No, you could do the virtual on the website, try on stuff. And the good thing that they have that the other places don't have is some places you go to, they got style. Prices are out of control. Some places you go to, they got, uh, good pricing, but the styles are eh eh. You're looking at a seventh grade math teacher. Warby Parker has it all. Do yourself a favor, contacts, eyeglasses, sunglasses. Go to Warby Parker, get yourself straightened out.

• 20:46Speaker 02

  I gotta be honest with you too. I, uh, they got the, they got the locations. You go in there to get everything.

• 20:52H. Foley?

  Brick and mortar.

• 20:52Speaker 02

  They got everything. It gets done in one thing. You find a doctor booking an appointment, you take you to figure out the thing. Everything is done in-house over there at Warby Parker. I walked by one in the mall. I was in a mall. I hang out in malls. I walked by one in the mall, packed. They, that place was jumping. People getting in, trying on, bada bing. They were serving them up, moving them out like they were giving out free turkey.

• 21:12H. Foley?

  Of course.

• 21:13Speaker 02

  Uh, guys, Warby Parker, right now you buy one pair of glasses, get twenty percent off an additional pair at warbyparker.com/garbage. It's twenty percent off any additional pairs when you purchase one pair at Warby, W A R B Y, parker.com/garbage.

• 21:28H. Foley?

  Do it.

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• 23:08Speaker 03

  No, just the Wendy's summer camps and...

• 23:11H. Foley?

  What would you do there?

• 23:12Speaker 03

  Well, a lot of times it was at the Columbus Zoo, which is like the...

• 23:16H. Foley?

  Is it a day camp or did you sleep there?

• 23:17Speaker 03

  Slept there at the zoo and this...

• 23:19Speaker 02

  The fuck?

• 23:20Speaker 03

  I don't know if you know Jack Hannah?

• 23:21Speaker 02

  Buddy, that's not a camp.

• 23:22H. Foley?

  Do I know Jack Hannah?

• 23:23Speaker 02

  Jack Hannah was there?

• 23:24Speaker 03

  Yeah, he was our camp counselor.

• 23:26Speaker 02

  Shut the fuck up.

• 23:28Speaker 03

  He would like, we would all be like, got our sleeping bags in like the reptilian building or something. And he would come out with like a baby tiger.

• 23:35Speaker 04

  Is he based out of Columbus?

• 23:36Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's his zoo.

• 23:38H. Foley?

  Told you Ohio's fucking sweet, dog. You're not at the Cleveland.

• 23:42Speaker 02

  I thought that was Jack Hannah doing a corporate. They're like, hey, Dave Thomas wants you to come in. We're gonna give you 50 grand, talk to these kids.

• 23:47H. Foley?

  Well, yeah, it's connected with Thomas.

• 23:48Speaker 03

  Yeah, and we got the Lex Wechsner Victoria's Secret models.

• 23:51Speaker 02

  Well, he's a bad guy, right?

• 23:52H. Foley?

  Who's Lex Wechsner?

• 23:53Speaker 03

  He's on the list. He's a...

• 23:55Speaker 02

  So that's how Epstein got all his cash.

• 23:58H. Foley?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, he would come?

• 24:01Speaker 03

  Well, he lived there and he built...

• 24:02H. Foley?

  At the zoo?

• 24:03Speaker 03

  No, no, I'm just saying in Columbus.

• 24:05Speaker 02

  As a freak?

• 24:05Speaker 03

  But at the mall, you would see him all the time. And you would have just like five hot women with him in the mall. It was always so nice.

• 24:11H. Foley?

  Was he boys with Dave Thomas?

• 24:12Speaker 03

  No, no, I'm just saying that he lived in Columbus also. Like Columbus is crazy, like the secrets.

• 24:18Speaker 02

  Now, what was the name of the high school you went to?

• 24:22Speaker 03

  I went to Worthington Kilborn High School.

• 24:25H. Foley?

  Yeah, Worthington Kilborn, man, yes.

• 24:27Speaker 04

  Let's see if he's on the notable alum.

• 24:29Speaker 03

  No, no.

• 24:31Speaker 02

  He might be on the notable alum of Columbus.

• 24:33Speaker 03

  Oh, oh, yeah.

• 24:35H. Foley?

  Dave Thomas, Jack Hannah, that freak he was talking about?

• 24:38Speaker 02

  Brian Redban, guys.

• 24:40Speaker 03

  Me and Young Jamie.

• 24:41Speaker 02

  Epstein and his crew.

• 24:43H. Foley?

  His flunkeys. Jack Hannah could take a week off of work and go do that.

• 24:48Speaker 02

  He's at work.

• 24:48Speaker 03

  No, he's at work. That's where he...

• 24:50H. Foley?

  Oh, he was based out of the Columbus Zoo?

• 24:51Speaker 03

  That was his zoo.

• 24:52Speaker 02

  That's what we're saying, it's his zoo.

• 24:53H. Foley?

  Jesus Christ. How do they not have a fucking professional...

• 24:56Speaker 02

  He just wrote Columbus and spelled it wrong. It's not spelled with a K.

• 25:02H. Foley?

  What do you got, Luke?

• 25:03Speaker 04

  Not an alumni tragedy.

• 25:05Speaker 03

  Are you using my Redman last name?

• 25:08Speaker 04

  I just did, I just did, I'm not seeing any...

• 25:10Speaker 02

  I never thought that wasn't your last name. Obviously, it's not now that I think about it.

• 25:14Speaker 04

  I'm not seeing a Brian. What's your government name?

• 25:17Speaker 03

  Reichler. It's Reichler. R-E-I-C-H-L-E.

• 25:22H. Foley?

  Reichler?

• 25:23Speaker 03

  Reichel.

• 25:23H. Foley?

  Reichel.

• 25:24Speaker 03

  Yeah, like third Reich.

• 25:25Speaker 02

  You got it?

• 25:26Speaker 04

  Third Reichel didn't make it either.

• 25:28Speaker 02

  Damn.

• 25:29H. Foley?

  Redman's your showbiz name?

• 25:30Speaker 03

  Yeah, that was actually my AOL screen name. And then Rogan...

• 25:34Speaker 04

  That was your AOL screen name?

• 25:35Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 25:36Speaker 02

  Just you, there were no numbers? You were just Redman?

• 25:38Speaker 03

  I was Redman 420, of course.

• 25:41Speaker 02

  Dude, you are a born dirtbag.

• 25:43H. Foley?

  But he's connected.

• 25:43Speaker 02

  Dude, I know, but he had, dude, he's had every opportunity. The rich dad, the nice neighborhood, and he's...

• 25:50H. Foley?

  Jack Hannah.

• 25:51Speaker 02

  He's gone astray at every fucking point.

• 25:53Speaker 03

  Well, what's crazy is my dad, his side of the family was the dirtballs, the poor side. And my mom was the rich side. Like my mom's, my grandpa on my mom's side, president of Ford Tractor, you know, World War II.

• 26:07H. Foley?

  Why were you in a one-bedroom?

• 26:08Speaker 03

  Huh? I don't know.

• 26:11Speaker 02

  All that Ford Tractor money.

• 26:12Speaker 03

  Yeah, but my stepbrother on my dad's side, you know, he owned a CB shop, you know, and shit like that.

• 26:17H. Foley?

  Stepbrother on your dad's side? But your dad had...

• 26:20Speaker 03

  Dad had multiple marriages.

• 26:22H. Foley?

  Before your mom?

• 26:23Speaker 02

  Ah, man.

• 26:26Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 26:27Speaker 02

  Multiple marriages.

• 26:29H. Foley?

  How many stepbrothers and sisters do you have?

• 26:30Speaker 03

  I have a stepbrother, stepsister.

• 26:32H. Foley?

  Different moms?

• 26:33Speaker 03

  No, same mom, yeah.

• 26:35H. Foley?

  Your dad married now?

• 26:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, but he's been married after my mom. He's been married since, so, yeah.

• 26:40Speaker 02

  That's pretty good.

• 26:41Speaker 03

  No, no.

• 26:43H. Foley?

  What'd she do?

• 26:44Speaker 03

  She was an executive secretary for AEP, American Electric Power.

• 26:50Speaker 02

  Dad's gonna tell you.

• 26:51H. Foley?

  What the hell's going on?

• 26:52Speaker 02

  You got a girl with a bonnet and a fucking tight dress.

• 26:55H. Foley?

  You're on some type of inside. I don't know what it is.

• 26:58Speaker 02

  That's wild.

• 26:59H. Foley?

  It's like the Dollar Tree Illuminati or something.

• 27:01Speaker 02

  Also, the way, if you think about it, he's been this his whole life.

• 27:06Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 27:06Speaker 02

  He's at the forefront of podcasting.

• 27:08H. Foley?

  Forefront of the internet.

• 27:10Speaker 02

  Forefront of the internet?

• 27:11H. Foley?

  Forefront of fucking the test kitchen at Wendy's.

• 27:14Speaker 02

  This is what I'm saying, he's been fucking, he's been at the...

• 27:17H. Foley?

  A little too much of a coincidence, Mr. Redman.

• 27:20Speaker 03

  I agree, I agree, it's weird.

• 27:21Speaker 02

  I don't know. I keep falling into this shit.

• 27:24Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 27:24Speaker 02

  Wow, okay.

• 27:26H. Foley?

  All right.

• 27:27Speaker 02

  Huh, what was the first car?

• 27:28Speaker 03

  Renault Alliance.

• 27:31Speaker 02

  You had a Renault?

• 27:32Speaker 03

  1984 Renault Alliance.

• 27:33H. Foley?

  That's weird.

• 27:34Speaker 03

  Well...

• 27:35H. Foley?

  Who the fuck has that?

• 27:36Speaker 02

  It was the prototype.

• 27:38H. Foley?

  That was the car you would see, that was like seeing a Peugeot on the street.

• 27:41Speaker 03

  Yeah, well, it was my cousin's and she, it was her old car. My mom's side. And it was like all wrecked up and stuff. My dad bought it for a dollar for tax reasons or stuff. But he used that car to teach me, because I, he's an engineer, so he made me always change my alternator clutch.

• 28:00Speaker 02

  That's pretty good.

• 28:01Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 28:02H. Foley?

  You know how to do that stuff?

• 28:03Speaker 03

  Yeah, well, I could probably do it now, it's been so long. But he showed me how to do body putty and redo that, so...

• 28:08Speaker 02

  That was like a project your dad was doing.

• 28:10Speaker 03

  It was a project car. Yeah, you looked at the Renault Alliance after like a year, it looked like a brand new car.

• 28:16Speaker 02

  That's pretty cool. That's all right.

• 28:17H. Foley?

  I remember they would turn it on and like rattle.

• 28:20Speaker 03

  Yeah, they were shitty.

• 28:21H. Foley?

  That's odd.

• 28:22Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 28:23H. Foley?

  Where'd you get parts for that?

• 28:24Speaker 03

  Junkyard. We used to go to the junkyard and like pull it from other cars and stuff like that.

• 28:29H. Foley?

  I respect it.

• 28:30Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 28:31Speaker 02

  Huh, what was the first concert you remember going to?

• 28:33Speaker 03

  Pointer Sisters, Ohio State Fair, right when that song "Jump" came out.

• 28:38H. Foley?

  Holy shit, the Pointer Sisters.

• 28:40Speaker 02

  At the fair.

• 28:42H. Foley?

  Was anybody famous in that? Wasn't like, not Diana Ross, but somebody like that in the Pointer Sisters and then launched a career after that? Or were they on their own?

• 28:50Speaker 03

  I think they're still the Pointer Sisters.

• 28:52H. Foley?

  Did they do the neutron dance for Beverly Hills Cop? I'm just burning it. You know anything about that, young man?

• 28:58Speaker 02

  No.

• 28:58Speaker 03

  Gosh, you're missing out, man.

• 29:01H. Foley?

  You aren't missing much.

• 29:02Speaker 02

  I think I'll manage.

• 29:06H. Foley?

  Interesting lineage.

• 29:07Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 29:08H. Foley?

  Of the Reichel family.

• 29:10Speaker 02

  What was the supermarket they were shopping at, Rogan?

• 29:12Speaker 03

  Kroger.

• 29:12Speaker 02

  Respect to Kroger.

• 29:14Speaker 03

  Yeah, that was my first job was a bagger at Kroger and stuff like that, yeah.

• 29:19H. Foley?

  He just won Kevin's heart. Doesn't shut up about his time at Acme.

• 29:23Speaker 02

  Somebody's clearly jealous.

• 29:24H. Foley?

  Ask him how bananas, what's the code for bananas?

• 29:27Speaker 04

  The code for bananas?

• 29:27Speaker 02

  Obviously, it's 4011.

• 29:28H. Foley?

  Oh. What was the snack situation?

• 29:31Speaker 02

  You're gonna embarrass me if I let me show off my produce code knowledge? That just backfired in your face. Grapes 4088. Kid, red vine tomatoes 4664.

• 29:41H. Foley?

  Nobody knows that that's true.

• 29:42Speaker 02

  Check it.

• 29:42H. Foley?

  You could Google what the fuck the Baconator was before it was the Baconator. I guarantee I'm right on that.

• 29:47Speaker 03

  And other facts that I've said.

• 29:49Speaker 02

  That I may or may not have alluded to. Um, okay. Listen, we gotta put our beefs aside. Mr. Brian Redman.

• 29:58H. Foley?

  He's a dirtball, through and through.

• 29:59Speaker 02

  I know, but it's odd. He's a specific type of fucking, how old were you when you got your passport?

• 30:05Speaker 03

  Ooh, uh...

• 30:07H. Foley?

  Young, probably.

• 30:08Speaker 03

  No, I think the first time I got my passport was because I worked with Joe and I had to go to Canada or something. Yeah, so it was like, yeah, I was probably like 35 or something like that.

• 30:18Speaker 02

  Wow, that's not great.

• 30:19H. Foley?

  When did you start working for Joe?

• 30:21Speaker 03

  30, when I was 30 years old. So 22 years ago.

• 30:24H. Foley?

  When did the podcast blow up and start making a bunch of money?

• 30:27Speaker 03

  We didn't start the podcast till, let's see, well, I did that Carlos Mencia video. And that was 2007.

• 30:34Speaker 02

  Just going back, is making the rounds again.

• 30:36Speaker 03

  Yeah, around 2010 is when we started and it blew up within like the first month of doing it. Like it was, originally, we weren't even gonna do it as a podcast. We're just doing it as like a YouTube livestream type thing. And then people are like, I want to listen to it at work. So then I just took the audio out of those streams and just started throwing it up as a podcast.

• 30:56H. Foley?

  Again, the forefront.

• 30:57Speaker 02

  That's what I'm saying.

• 30:59H. Foley?

  Hmm, interesting.

• 31:01Speaker 02

  This guy's tapped in or he's like a Manchurian candidate. He's operating and he don't know why.

• 31:06H. Foley?

  Redman might be either from the future or an alien.

• 31:11H. Foley?

  We're not sure.

• 31:11Speaker 03

  Did you hear how I even met Joe? I'll do the quick version of this. This is scumbaggy as hell.

• 31:16Speaker 02

  Respect.

• 31:17Speaker 03

  In college, my favorite band was Nine Inch Nails. And this is before, before internet. There was no internet. And I just remember I was like shrooming one day and I looked in the back and I noticed that his publisher was in Cleveland. And I was like, oh my God, you know, I'm gonna write a letter. So I worked at a music store at the time. And I wrote a letter to the address on the back of the CD. And I go, hey, my name's Brian. I work at this record store and I have this newsletter. And I give it out, you know, all the time.

• 31:46Speaker 02

  Is any of this true? Is that true?

• 31:47Speaker 03

  No, it wasn't true. But I was like, I would love to be able to do an interview for my Nine Inch Nails newsletter. I call it Ninthead instead of Deadhead. And then they actually wrote me back or called me back and they go, yeah, send us a copy. We'd love to see it. And I was like, oh shit. So then I went to the library, had all these magazines of like Trent Reznor and I just wrote out and copied, pasted. Had fake letters to the editor that I wrote myself, you know, and stuff. Put this whole like 10-page newsletter together. Yeah, I sent them my 10-page newsletter, all Xerox copied. They're like, we love it. Any show you want backstage, anything like Marilyn Manson, anything on the record label, you can go. So then I just started going to Nine Inch Nails concerts and just hanging out with Trent Reznor in the back. And had my camera and got to take up.

• 32:29Speaker 02

  Do you know Trent Reznor?

• 32:30Speaker 03

  Back then, I, yeah.

• 32:31Speaker 02

  You interacted with him.

• 32:32Speaker 03

  Yeah, oh yeah.

• 32:33H. Foley?

  That's like Almost Famous.

• 32:34Speaker 02

  You what?

• 32:35Speaker 03

  I have photos of him when I was a kid. If you type in like.

• 32:38H. Foley?

  Compromising.

• 32:38Speaker 03

  Brian Red. Brian Red Day on Trent Reznor, you can see like a picture of me wearing a Stussy hat.

• 32:44Speaker 02

  Shout out to Stussy, that was a great brand.

• 32:46H. Foley?

  How old were you at the time doing this?

• 32:48Speaker 03

  Nineteen.

• 32:49H. Foley?

  No shit. Yeah, it's like Almost Famous.

• 32:51Speaker 03

  Right. So then I started doing that for other bands. And then I started doing it for Doug Stanhope, because I got into comedy.

• 32:56Speaker 02

  Shout out to Doug Stanhope.

• 32:58H. Foley?

  You weren't still writing the fake newsletter, were you?

• 33:01Speaker 03

  No, I had to do that once.

• 33:02H. Foley?

  You never got busted for that?

• 33:03Speaker 03

  No.

• 33:03Speaker 02

  I only had to do that once.

• 33:04Speaker 03

  No one checked up on me.

• 33:05H. Foley?

  Did you ever be like, yeah, I'm canceling the newsletter, I'm just gonna focus on my photography?

• 33:08Speaker 03

  No, I just would take photos. Be in the front row, before the front row and just sitting up there like taking photos.

• 33:14Speaker 02

  In between the stage and the gate?

• 33:15Speaker 03

  Yeah, where the security.

• 33:16Speaker 02

  I was there one time for a band. It was the coolest I'd ever been.

• 33:20H. Foley?

  Who was the band?

• 33:20Speaker 02

  The Menzingers. That kid came up, he goes, you're a comedian. And I was with my now-wife and I was like, I had a cool new jacket on too. Remember that cool denim jacket?

• 33:29H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 33:29Speaker 02

  The coolest I ever been was for one second.

• 33:31H. Foley?

  I gotta shake you down for a couple of takes of the show, by the way. They're coming to Cleveland.

• 33:35Speaker 02

  What show?

• 33:35H. Foley?

  Menzingers.

• 33:36Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 33:38H. Foley?

  Go see them out in Cleveland. Or in Brooklyn.

• 33:41Speaker 02

  All right.

• 33:41H. Foley?

  Have them now?

• 33:43Speaker 02

  This feels like an off-air conversation.

• 33:47Speaker 02

  Hey, it's Dave Thomas.

• 33:48H. Foley?

  Redman's coming with me. He's taking photos. If anybody asks for writing a newsletter.

• 33:52Speaker 03

  So when I got into comedy, I knew how to make websites and stuff. So I started doing Doug Stanhope's website.

• 33:57Speaker 02

  How'd you meet Doug?

• 33:58Speaker 03

  I just reached out to Doug, I think email at the time. I also used to talk to Louis C.K. back in the day in email. But I used to.

• 34:05H. Foley?

  You're that guy.

• 34:06Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 34:06H. Foley?

  You're the guy that wrote Gary Shaling the letter.

• 34:08Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 34:09H. Foley?

  And then went and got to meet him and.

• 34:10Speaker 03

  Right.

• 34:10H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 34:11Speaker 03

  So then I started doing all this stuff for Doug and making videos. Before there was YouTube, so and the internet was slow. But I was really good at compressing videos really small so that you can go on a website and with that 56K modem, it would load up and play a video before YouTube.

• 34:27H. Foley?

  How would you do this? Compress it?

• 34:29Speaker 03

  Because I was, remember I went to college, one of the first college guys or that, you know, I knew, I was a nerd back then.

• 34:34H. Foley?

  You can write code and all that stuff?

• 34:36Speaker 02

  He's not the cool guy you see before us now. With the McCafe.

• 34:41Speaker 03

  Cheers. And then Joe saw it. Joe saw it and started like.

• 34:45Speaker 02

  Joe saw, Mr. Rogan saw it on.

• 34:48H. Foley?

  So you really did put a lot of these pieces in place for everything you see in front of you.

• 34:52Speaker 02

  He wouldn't be here.

• 34:53H. Foley?

  No, he wouldn't.

• 34:55Speaker 02

  You're not getting a share of this.

• 34:56H. Foley?

  And you know what? Everybody always says, write a letter. I wrote a letter to fucking Big League Chew, thinking they would send me a bunch of stuff and they never fucking responded to me.

• 35:04Speaker 02

  Hey, dear dickheads, I love you gum. Uh, wow, that's crazy.

• 35:11Speaker 03

  So then I, Joe started doing shit for Joe and then one day Joe was just like, hey, you wanna move to California and work for me full-time? And I was like, yeah.

• 35:20Speaker 03

  And that's how it all.

• 35:21Speaker 02

  What the frig?

• 35:22H. Foley?

  Wow, that's, that's pretty crazy.

• 35:24Speaker 02

  That's, I mean, but also at heart, you lied, you faked the resume, you cheated, you made a fake Nine Inch Nails publication to get in there.

• 35:32Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 35:33Speaker 02

  That's all right.

• 35:33H. Foley?

  It's on his resume, the guy's like, you know Dave Thomas? Okay.

• 35:38Speaker 03

  The only thing that's true.

• 35:39H. Foley?

  I swear to God. So picture him in a Santa Claus outfit?

• 35:42Speaker 02

  Jack Anna's holding the one. These are my boys.

• 35:48H. Foley?

  All right.

• 35:48Speaker 02

  Huh.

• 35:49H. Foley?

  Now, let's get into today and the general human behavior of Mr. Redman. Which this could go surprisingly, or it could go the way of the McCafe.

• 36:04Speaker 02

  I got, I got, I got one we haven't touched on in a while. Nice, easy start off. When you're putting deodorant on, do you put the shirt on then deodorant or the deodorant then the shirt?

• 36:12Speaker 03

  I've learned from many, many years of making mistakes and forgetting to always put the shirt on first. Because I don't know how many times I've looked down and I see the.

• 36:20Speaker 02

  Bigger guy. It's tough, yeah.

• 36:22H. Foley?

  I just thought you saw it.

• 36:24Speaker 03

  It was just cat hair.

• 36:25H. Foley?

  Jesus Christ, take it easy. I think somebody owns a tarantula.

• 36:29Speaker 03

  I hate that though. It's the worst, man. Yeah.

• 36:31Speaker 02

  I did it, we were, I did it when we were selling merch, we put it on to take pictures of it. And someone's like, dude, those shirts go with the deodorant stains. Got me dead to rights. It's embarrassing.

• 36:41Speaker 03

  It's so embarrassing.

• 36:42H. Foley?

  This is the thing that I don't get about it. We've talked about this a lot. I've never really used the antiperspirant deodorant. I'm always a deodorant guy and I never get the white shit. I always get the, I get the clear. You know, the, the, whatever, the rubber ball looking stuff.

• 36:56Speaker 02

  Yeah, I don't know. Different, I don't know, but that's still, yeah.

• 37:00Speaker 03

  I like the Old Spice, like the, all the fun wolf ones and stuff that smell like Pez.

• 37:05Speaker 02

  Wait, wolf ones?

• 37:06Speaker 03

  Yeah, they have like, Old Spice has like this whole line, like, I think I'm wearing Superman.

• 37:09H. Foley?

  Old Spice.

• 37:11Speaker 03

  But they all just smell like.

• 37:13Speaker 02

  Super Mario?

• 37:13Speaker 03

  No, Superman. And it just smells like candy. I love it.

• 37:17Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah. Man, you're a dirtbag. That stuff?

• 37:21Speaker 03

  That's the one I'm wearing. That's Superman one. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 37:24Speaker 02

  Do you have the, what are you using body wash for?

• 37:25Speaker 03

  I'm using Old Spice.

• 37:27Speaker 02

  Man, you are.

• 37:28H. Foley?

  It's Old Spice.

• 37:29Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 37:29H. Foley?

  I assume you guys have different setups.

• 37:32Speaker 02

  He uses Monster on there.

• 37:33H. Foley?

  You guys have different shit. You have multiple showers in your place, right?

• 37:35Speaker 03

  Yeah, but we use the same shower, but different bathrooms. I blew my own up, she blows hers up.

• 37:40H. Foley?

  Gotcha. Different toilets.

• 37:41Speaker 03

  Yeah, different toilets.

• 37:43H. Foley?

  Yeah, you do well, of course. What kind of toothbrush are you working with?

• 37:47Speaker 03

  I just got a new Sonicare one.

• 37:49H. Foley?

  Okay, this is the question. Have you ever used an electric toothbrush when it wasn't charged and just brushed it?

• 37:55Speaker 03

  Absolutely, of course.

• 37:56Speaker 02

  So, that feels ungodly, unholy when you do that.

• 38:00H. Foley?

  Figured on that. Are all the screens in your home intact?

• 38:03Speaker 03

  Screens?

• 38:04Speaker 02

  Probably don't have them.

• 38:05Speaker 03

  Oh, they are actually, they are. Which is, because you know what? I learned you just never take them out.

• 38:10Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's probably the best bet. You never touch them, yeah.

• 38:12H. Foley?

  And without getting too personal, what is the property situation? You guys, you still have the apartment downtown in Austin?

• 38:17Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's my studio.

• 38:19H. Foley?

  Do you own that or rent that?

• 38:20Speaker 03

  I rent that.

• 38:20H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 38:21Speaker 03

  But that's just, you know, you know, do podcasts and stuff.

• 38:25H. Foley?

  Right. And then you guys own the house?

• 38:26Speaker 03

  Own the house. Bought it right when I moved to Austin.

• 38:29H. Foley?

  Right.

• 38:29Speaker 03

  And then literally a month after buying it, Elon Musk goes, moving Tesla to Austin, all these companies started saying that. House doubled in price in like six months.

• 38:38H. Foley?

  Again, at the forefront.

• 38:40Speaker 02

  Of real estate.

• 38:41H. Foley?

  At the forefront.

• 38:43Speaker 02

  He was there before Musk. Before E. Roy Smith is the great Joey Diaz called him.

• 38:48H. Foley?

  Comedy podcasting, then right at the forefront of the Austin comedy scene. Pretty wild. Pretty suspicious.

• 38:55Speaker 03

  It is suspicious, dude.

• 38:56Speaker 02

  This guy's a plant. This guy's an industry plant, dude.

• 38:59H. Foley?

  Which some ancient astronaut theorists would suggest. Kim, let's talk about Factor.

• 39:04Speaker 02

  Factor, factor, factor.

• 39:05H. Foley?

  Our favorite factor.

• 39:06Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 39:06H. Foley?

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• 39:21Speaker 02

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• 39:27H. Foley?

  With over 100 banned ingredients?

• 39:30Speaker 02

  Yeah, they're banning ingredients going, this, this don't take, this don't cut the, this don't cut the turkey, this is bad for you. We're getting it out. They don't want it.

• 39:37H. Foley?

  Whoa.

• 39:38Speaker 02

  Get it out of our kitchen. I don't even wanna, I don't care where you gotta get it out of here.

• 39:41H. Foley?

  Look at these guys.

• 39:42Speaker 02

  They're, listen.

• 39:42H. Foley?

  Playing hardball.

• 39:43Speaker 02

  We've been with Factor for a long time.

• 39:44H. Foley?

  Since Jump.

• 39:45Speaker 02

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• 40:28H. Foley?

  Do it.

• 40:28Speaker 03

  Do it.

• 40:29H. Foley?

  Kim, let's talk about Chime.

• 40:30Speaker 02

  Chime.

• 40:31H. Foley?

  As you know, baby, life comes at you pretty quick.

• 40:34Speaker 02

  You ain't lying, big man.

• 40:35H. Foley?

  Things start adding up.

• 40:36Speaker 02

  Uh huh.

• 40:36H. Foley?

  You know what I'm saying? I wish I could go back and tell my younger self, if you're gonna do a little banking, make sure you save your money, make sure you do it right. Watch out for bank fees, all that kinda stuff. I'll tell you what I really wish, I could go back and say, hey, I wish I had Chime.

• 40:51Speaker 02

  I know. Listen, if, if you're out there, this is where Chime comes in. Chime is changing the way people bank. It's hard, listen, it's hard enough to keep a buck as it is. Then you got these big corporate banks coming after you.

• 41:04H. Foley?

  Overdraft fees.

• 41:05Speaker 02

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• 41:47Speaker 05

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• 41:59Speaker 02

  What's the, you got a pool at the house?

• 42:01Speaker 03

  No, uh, we.

• 42:03H. Foley?

  Got a hose.

• 42:03Speaker 03

  I was told by many people that pools are way too expensive and they're money dumps. You're just gonna be constantly spending money. And the neighborhood I'm in.

• 42:11H. Foley?

  Who you talking, old guys at a barber shop? Live your life, get a pool, what are you, nuts?

• 42:15Speaker 03

  But the neighborhood that we live in, we have private, like, like multiple private, huge lap pools, community pools, but it's only for our neighborhood and it's not that big of a neighborhood, so.

• 42:24Speaker 02

  That's pretty good.

• 42:24Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's nice.

• 42:25Speaker 02

  Trashy, but alright.

• 42:26Speaker 03

  It's brand new, too.

• 42:27Speaker 02

  It's brand new. It's the first pool in Austin.

• 42:29H. Foley?

  That heat with a backyard, no pool, I'd fucking lose it.

• 42:32Speaker 03

  Yeah, I just stay inside.

• 42:33H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 42:35Speaker 03

  But the downtown place has pools, too.

• 42:37Speaker 02

  Right, Joey was telling us.

• 42:38Speaker 03

  Oh yeah, he's moving in with.

• 42:39Speaker 02

  He's moving in. I'm moving in with Brian Redban.

• 42:41H. Foley?

  Oh, that's right, that's right.

• 42:42Speaker 03

  Yeah, cocksucker.

• 42:43H. Foley?

  Got a pool there.

• 42:43Speaker 02

  I gotta have Redban here, I go down and smoke a joint with Redban.

• 42:46Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 42:47H. Foley?

  That's gonna be fun.

• 42:48Speaker 03

  It's gonna be great.

• 42:48H. Foley?

  He's gonna be staying there.

• 42:49Speaker 03

  Yeah, once, one week.

• 42:50H. Foley?

  And you'll be sleeping at the house.

• 42:51Speaker 03

  Yeah, one week, uh, every month, he's gonna be there and stuff like that.

• 42:55H. Foley?

  Will you guys do some sleepovers there?

• 42:56Speaker 03

  Oh yeah.

• 42:57Speaker 02

  Cocksucker, sit down, come here, rub my feet, Brian.

• 42:59H. Foley?

  Let's watch a movie.

• 43:01Speaker 03

  He's gonna get kicked out so fast for smoking, by the way.

• 43:06H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 43:07Speaker 02

  Uh, do you remember the name of the first strip club you went to?

• 43:10Speaker 03

  Yeah, it is, uh, the, uh, the, the living room, uh, Dayton, Ohio.

• 43:17Speaker 02

  Why, living room?

• 43:18Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 43:19Speaker 02

  The living room?

• 43:20Speaker 03

  Well, it started off, I don't know if this is true, it started off, it was actually someone's living room and they just, it got so popular, they just started building off on it.

• 43:28Speaker 02

  Oh man, look at that photo, that is a classic.

• 43:32Speaker 03

  It got destroyed by a tornado.

• 43:34H. Foley?

  Did it say a hundred years?

• 43:35Speaker 02

  No.

• 43:35Speaker 03

  It's no, no, it's not around anymore, it's, it got destroyed by a tornado.

• 43:39Speaker 02

  Oof.

• 43:41Speaker 03

  But that's the.

• 43:43Speaker 02

  This girl's holding on to the pole.

• 43:44H. Foley?

  Sounds biblical.

• 43:45Speaker 03

  Yeah, that place was dirty, though, that, like.

• 43:47Speaker 02

  Oh, you don't say?

• 43:48Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 43:49Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 43:49H. Foley?

  You ever donate money to a megachurch?

• 43:52Speaker 03

  No.

• 43:53Speaker 02

  Do you know how to tie a tie?

• 43:54Speaker 03

  Yes, I was a Boy Scout.

• 43:56Speaker 02

  You were a Boy Scout?

• 43:57Speaker 03

  And an Eagle Scout.

• 43:58Speaker 02

  You were an Eagle Scout?

• 43:59Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 43:59H. Foley?

  Huh. When's the last time you stole something?

• 44:05Speaker 03

  Ooh, I mean, like, shoplifting style or steal stuff?

• 44:08Speaker 02

  What's the difference?

• 44:09Speaker 03

  You know, like.

• 44:10Speaker 02

  What are you stealing?

• 44:11Speaker 03

  Stealing like IP addresses, you know, from China and stuff, but, uh.

• 44:15H. Foley?

  The bar. So you can do all that stuff?

• 44:16Speaker 03

  No.

• 44:17Speaker 02

  Uh. That's how he got her, okay.

• 44:20Speaker 03

  It's been a while, it's been a while, I used to, I mean, I, I, I used to shoplift all the time and I got caught for shoplifting when I was younger, stealing CDs.

• 44:28Speaker 02

  Everybody got caught stealing CDs.

• 44:30H. Foley?

  Could you get sat down with Dave Thomas and have a stern, heart-to-heart conversation with you?

• 44:33Speaker 03

  I would have loved that. Ghostbusters 2 soundtrack and Paula Abdul, uh, those were the CDs I got caught.

• 44:38H. Foley?

  I respect it.

• 44:39Speaker 03

  But no, I haven't, I don't even remember the last time.

• 44:42Speaker 02

  Picture him in jail, what are you in here for? Paula Abdul.

• 44:47Speaker 03

  I don't remember the last time I stole, but I used to steal a lot.

• 44:49H. Foley?

  So you're not the airport steal guy?

• 44:50Speaker 03

  No.

• 44:51H. Foley?

  Like Ari Shaffer and the, and the likes of the other.

• 44:53Speaker 03

  Oh, no.

• 44:54H. Foley?

  Crumb bums?

• 44:55Speaker 03

  Joey Diaz would go to one of those places where, you know, you, you just pick your food out and he'd just put it in his pocket. It's crazy.

• 45:00Speaker 02

  I can't do that.

• 45:01Speaker 03

  I can't do that, it's scary.

• 45:02Speaker 02

  What, uh?

• 45:02H. Foley?

  We're aware of Mr. Diaz's resume.

• 45:04Speaker 02

  What, uh, what kind of luggage you got? You got name brand luggage or you just use them, anything nondescript?

• 45:08Speaker 03

  No, uh, I used to always just use Samsonite, you know, like, just.

• 45:12Speaker 02

  Classic.

• 45:13Speaker 03

  Yeah, just replace it every year, almost, it'll break, buy a new one.

• 45:16Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 45:16Speaker 03

  Ross.

• 45:17Speaker 02

  Very, you get them at Ross.

• 45:18Speaker 03

  Yeah, cuz they're.

• 45:19Speaker 02

  That's why they're breaking every year. That dude's, that's dirtbag shit.

• 45:23H. Foley?

  Ever gone to a wedding and not given a gift?

• 45:26Speaker 03

  Never did that, no.

• 45:28H. Foley?

  Somebody got married, what do you, what do you drop it in the envelope?

• 45:31Speaker 03

  Uh.

• 45:32Speaker 02

  Come to my wedding.

• 45:32H. Foley?

  Guy like you.

• 45:34Speaker 03

  I usually just do the, like, if they have a, you know.

• 45:36H. Foley?

  You're a registry, you do?

• 45:37Speaker 03

  Well, because it's easier, you know, than, uh, here's a hundred bucks, I don't know, I could buy them like a.

• 45:42H. Foley?

  A hundred, Redban?

• 45:44Speaker 02

  Redban.

• 45:44H. Foley?

  You're the forefront of everything.

• 45:46Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 45:46H. Foley?

  You gotta be going five hundred, a thousand.

• 45:48Speaker 03

  I also don't go to weddings.

• 45:50H. Foley?

  Fair enough.

• 45:50Speaker 03

  I don't go to funerals or weddings.

• 45:51Speaker 02

  How many suits do you own?

• 45:52H. Foley?

  If I can't wear shorts, I ain't going.

• 45:54Speaker 02

  How many suits do you own?

• 45:56Speaker 03

  Ooh, like, four.

• 45:58Speaker 02

  Anything nice, nice?

• 45:59Speaker 03

  No, they're all just like, you know.

• 46:00Speaker 02

  Men's wear house, whatever.

• 46:02H. Foley?

  Do you own any costumes?

• 46:04Speaker 03

  Tons of costumes, I have a lot of costumes.

• 46:06H. Foley?

  You do?

• 46:07Speaker 03

  Yeah, a lot of.

• 46:08H. Foley?

  You guys don't do cosplaying stuff, do you?

• 46:10Speaker 03

  No, but I.

• 46:11Speaker 02

  I don't think they don't.

• 46:12H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 46:14Speaker 03

  No, I, I have a lot of costumes, like Halloween shit and just, uh, from years of doing podcasts and shit like that and stupid shit.

• 46:21Speaker 02

  That makes sense, yeah.

• 46:22Speaker 03

  So I do have a lot of costumes.

• 46:23H. Foley?

  You got a walk-in closet at the house?

• 46:24Speaker 03

  Uh, we have like, yeah, multiple, four, we have a McMansion, you know.

• 46:29H. Foley?

  You do?

• 46:29Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's a McMansion.

• 46:31H. Foley?

  Huh. You guys keep it pretty clean, pretty tight?

• 46:33Speaker 03

  Hmm.

• 46:34H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 46:34Speaker 03

  There's rooms we haven't been in, like, for like a year, though, you know, like bedrooms and stuff like that.

• 46:39H. Foley?

  You spend a lot of time in the gaming room?

• 46:41Speaker 03

  Uh, living room.

• 46:42H. Foley?

  Right.

• 46:42Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 46:43H. Foley?

  You both play video games?

• 46:44Speaker 03

  Uh, yeah.

• 46:45H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 46:46Speaker 03

  Just got a pinball machine, you know.

• 46:47Speaker 02

  Sick, what kind? They're so expensive, way more expensive than you anticipate.

• 46:50Speaker 03

  Pokemon limited edition, they only made seven hundred and fifty of them, yeah.

• 46:55H. Foley?

  They owe you seven hundred and fifty of them?

• 46:56Speaker 03

  Yeah, the, the limited edition, they only made seven hundred and fifty.

• 46:59H. Foley?

  Oh, they only made, I said they owe you seven hundred.

• 47:01Speaker 02

  Wait, how much did it cost?

• 47:04Speaker 03

  Thirteen thousand dollars.

• 47:05Speaker 02

  What?

• 47:07H. Foley?

  Spent thirteen thousand dollars on a fucking pinball machine? You're not dropping, you're dropping a hundred bucks at a wedding?

• 47:11Speaker 03

  It's worth like twenty, twenty-two already, though, that's why I got that one.

• 47:14Speaker 02

  Is it the forefront of pinball machines, dude?

• 47:16H. Foley?

  Were you, were you a Pokemon guy?

• 47:18Speaker 03

  No, not really, I, I liked the cartoon and stuff, but it, you know, not much.

• 47:23H. Foley?

  You were watching cartoons very late in life?

• 47:25Speaker 03

  I was, yeah, I still watch cartoons, I love, yeah.

• 47:28Speaker 02

  I don't wanna say that, but.

• 47:29H. Foley?

  But not that far, anyway. He's into like, uh, Yoji Go or what's it called, Gung Ho? No, what's the Fireball guy?

• 47:36Speaker 03

  Uh, Dragon Ball.

• 47:37H. Foley?

  Yes, Dragon Ball, you like Dragon Ball?

• 47:39Speaker 03

  I like Dragon Ball, yeah.

• 47:40H. Foley?

  You do, you like all the Japanese anime?

• 47:41Speaker 03

  I love Japanese anime, yeah, my best friend growing up was, uh, Japanese and so.

• 47:46Speaker 02

  Was an octopus.

• 47:47Speaker 03

  Yeah, so like, when Nintendo came out, he had the Nintendo like a year before it came out in the US, so I was going to his house playing Mario Brothers and before anyone even knew what Mario was.

• 47:56H. Foley?

  Forefront of a Nintendo.

• 47:57Speaker 03

  That's right, I forgot, that is true.

• 47:58H. Foley?

  This is adding the fuck up. What the fuck?

• 48:02Speaker 03

  Yeah, it is weird.

• 48:04H. Foley?

  Is there anything you could think of that you had dibs on first? Like Pepsi Clear or anything like that?

• 48:10Speaker 03

  Uh.

• 48:11H. Foley?

  The blue raspberry flavored and candy?

• 48:14Speaker 03

  Yeah, well, Columbus, Ohio also is a test, test market town, we had Chipotle like ten years before everyone had Chipotle and stuff and then McDonald's bought it, I think.

• 48:24Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 48:25H. Foley?

  I didn't know that's how they did it, that actual cities were test, I thought they went around.

• 48:28Speaker 03

  Oh yeah, we, if you go to Columbus right now, there's so many.

• 48:30Speaker 02

  Shit you've never even heard of, dog.

• 48:32Speaker 03

  White Castle, you know, was.

• 48:34H. Foley?

  I've seen those.

• 48:34Speaker 03

  Started.

• 48:35H. Foley?

  Oh, started there?

• 48:36Speaker 03

  Not started there, but it was like, one of their first things there.

• 48:39Speaker 02

  One of the incubators.

• 48:40H. Foley?

  Wonder what else they're testing on the map there?

• 48:42Speaker 02

  Widely known as Test City, USA.

• 48:44H. Foley?

  Get the fuck out of here.

• 48:45Speaker 02

  Find out what they got there, what's, what's in, what's in Karen Test right now.

• 48:49Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 48:49H. Foley?

  Is that where the Comedy Attic is in Columbus?

• 48:52Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 48:52H. Foley?

  Is that Bloomington?

• 48:53Speaker 03

  Comedy Attics in Columbus.

• 48:54H. Foley?

  That's where we were, upstairs?

• 48:56Speaker 02

  That's, no.

• 48:57Speaker 03

  Downtown Columbus.

• 48:58Speaker 02

  No.

• 48:59Speaker 03

  You sure?

• 48:59Speaker 02

  The Comedy Attic's in Bloomington, Indiana.

• 49:02H. Foley?

  Oh, Indiana.

• 49:03Speaker 03

  You sure? I don't think it is, I think it's the.

• 49:05Speaker 02

  I'm not saying there's not a Comedy Attic there, but the, the one we did.

• 49:08H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 49:09Speaker 03

  The funny bone is though, my, the club I started off in Columbus, Ohio, but now I think it's the Comedy Attic.

• 49:14Speaker 02

  There is a Comedy Attic, that is not the Comedy Attic that we went to, though.

• 49:18H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 49:19Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, that's not it, but that is, you're, we are both correct, there is a Comedy Attic there.

• 49:26H. Foley?

  You ever wipe, uh, grease off your finger and put it in a soda? As an adult?

• 49:30Speaker 03

  Off your face?

• 49:31H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 49:31Speaker 03

  Oh yeah, I did that all the time.

• 49:33Speaker 02

  For soda, you do that for soda?

• 49:35H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 49:35Speaker 03

  No, just anything with foam.

• 49:36Speaker 02

  Beers, yeah, cuz the alcohol, kill that. You're doing it with sodas and then you're gonna go like.

• 49:41H. Foley?

  I'm not doing it as a grown man, I did it as a kid.

• 49:43Speaker 03

  Oh, I do it all the time. I do it mostly for beers, though, like Guinness and shit.

• 49:46Speaker 02

  Of course, you little noose piece in there. Little dabble, do you?

• 49:50Speaker 03

  Getting, getting a little crevice.

• 49:52Speaker 02

  Uh, okay.

• 49:53H. Foley?

  How do you sleep? You guys got a king-size bed?

• 49:55Speaker 03

  Of course, uh, California King, yeah.

• 49:57H. Foley?

  California King, I, a lot of pillows?

• 49:59Speaker 03

  Uh, three, one for head, one, uh, to hold like a baby and one in between the legs.

• 50:06H. Foley?

  That's exactly how you do it. Are you facing out or are you facing in?

• 50:08Speaker 03

  I have to switch, uh, every thirty minutes because my arm falls asleep or, uh, and now I have tremendous arm pain and back, uh, issues from that.

• 50:17H. Foley?

  Sure. I don't know, I don't know if sleeping like that is good for you or bad for you.

• 50:21Speaker 03

  It's bad.

• 50:22H. Foley?

  It is?

• 50:22Speaker 03

  Yeah, you're supposed to sleep on your back, but I can't cuz I'll choke and die.

• 50:25H. Foley?

  Yeah. Do you have sleep apnea?

• 50:27Speaker 03

  I'm sure I do, that's why I sleep on my side and, you know, so I don't.

• 50:31H. Foley?

  You should go get a machine.

• 50:32Speaker 03

  I don't want that, dude.

• 50:33H. Foley?

  Why?

• 50:33Speaker 03

  I don't want that in my life, that shit sucks.

• 50:34H. Foley?

  They're great.

• 50:35Speaker 03

  I know.

• 50:35H. Foley?

  I'm telling you. Uncle, hey.

• 50:37Speaker 02

  Take it from me.

• 50:37H. Foley?

  Yeah, take it from me. It's not like the fifties, you get a good one, they're soft, plus that noise makes you feel like you're in a spaceship to fall asleep.

• 50:45Speaker 03

  I'm sure Janice would love that.

• 50:46H. Foley?

  Speaking your language now.

• 50:49Speaker 03

  Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 50:51Speaker 02

  Hmm. You have a go-to karaoke song and will you do karaoke?

• 50:54Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'm, the, uh, my favorite was always Radiohead Creep and then I used to, I used to kill it.

• 51:01H. Foley?

  That's trashy as shit.

• 51:02Speaker 03

  Then, then fucking Chappelle started doing it all the time and I'm like, I can't do this anymore, that's just a Chappelle song.

• 51:08H. Foley?

  Man, Chappelle is stealing your material. The forefront again.

• 51:14H. Foley?

  You guys have a, a cleaning service at the house?

• 51:16Speaker 03

  Yeah, we have a lady that comes every couple of weeks.

• 51:19H. Foley?

  Well, there's the grocery shop and being down over at the house.

• 51:21Speaker 03

  We, we, we go like multiple times a week.

• 51:24Speaker 02

  I like that, I do that, too.

• 51:25Speaker 03

  We live by a Costco, though, we're just kinda spoiled, like, it's super HEB, so we live all by all these nice grocery stores.

• 51:33H. Foley?

  You guys like hitting like little specialty stores, like, uh, we were talking, I think, in Austin, in H Mart, you like do that kinda stuff?

• 51:37Speaker 03

  Oh, H Mart's.

• 51:38H. Foley?

  You like the Asian snacks, all that kinda stuff?

• 51:40Speaker 03

  I love it.

• 51:41H. Foley?

  I'm with it.

• 51:41Speaker 03

  Yeah, we, we have like two different, uh, like Tokyo, uh, the monthly Tokyo treats and then we have another one that's like a different country every month, you know, like.

• 51:51Speaker 02

  What, do they get mail tickets or something?

• 51:52Speaker 03

  Subscription, like, where you're getting like different Kit Kats from different countries and shit like that.

• 51:57H. Foley?

  Green tea Kit Kats, all that stuff?

• 51:58Speaker 03

  You go to our house and you open up the closet, it looks like a candy store just from all these different, like, we need to cancel these subscriptions, we have so much.

• 52:05Speaker 02

  I need a passport to go into the pantry, you know what I mean? Ain't that.

• 52:09H. Foley?

  Um, I would imagine, and I could be wrong, uh, a lot of plush animals at the, at the home.

• 52:17Speaker 02

  You guys are into stuffies.

• 52:19Speaker 03

  Uh, maybe this week I bought three new ones. So yes.

• 52:22H. Foley?

  You did?

• 52:24Speaker 03

  Yeah, I have a lot of those. Cause I use them as pillows. I use them as pillows and stuff.

• 52:29Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's normal.

• 52:31Speaker 03

  They're soft. Like when you're on the couch.

• 52:33H. Foley?

  What do you have?

• 52:34Speaker 03

  I have a big dolphin. It's like a head pillow. I have like a hot dog.

• 52:38H. Foley?

  Her name's Lucy?

• 52:39Speaker 03

  Like the side pillows, like a hot, I have a huge hot dog.

• 52:41Speaker 02

  Where are you getting these?

• 52:42Speaker 03

  Amazon, man. Amazon.

• 52:44Speaker 02

  Well, what's one set you back? I've never been in the market for some.

• 52:47Speaker 03

  What's that?

• 52:48Speaker 02

  How much, how much is?

• 52:49Speaker 03

  Twenty bucks for a big one. These are giant ones.

• 52:51Speaker 02

  How many do you think you have? Put a number on it.

• 52:54H. Foley?

  The missus is in all this stuff too. You guys are very like my two peas in a pod.

• 52:58Speaker 03

  Yeah. We have about 25. I would say 20 of them. Yeah. We have one that's like a Pikachu. It's like this big. It's great.

• 53:04H. Foley?

  Baby, the house is probably, baby, the house is probably cozy.

• 53:07Speaker 03

  Oh dude, you, I know you would cut, I mean, my house looks like this, you know, it's, it's just toys and shit everywhere.

• 53:13H. Foley?

  If I stayed, I'd sleep in on your couch and all that stuff and the games and the candy and you guys, I'd probably, I probably wouldn't leave.

• 53:19Speaker 03

  Yeah, exactly.

• 53:20H. Foley?

  Be my vibe.

• 53:20Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 53:22Speaker 02

  It's my vibe.

• 53:23Speaker 03

  Watching G I Jews and stuff like that. Pac-Man in the garage, you know?

• 53:26H. Foley?

  Um, what game are you playing right now?

• 53:29Speaker 03

  I'm not really playing a game.

• 53:31H. Foley?

  As a 52 year old man.

• 53:33Speaker 03

  I'm not playing a game.

• 53:34Speaker 02

  How many stuffies do you have?

• 53:35H. Foley?

  I know with us, what game are you playing right now?

• 53:36Speaker 03

  I'm trying to remember. I'm not really.

• 53:37Speaker 02

  Something going on.

• 53:38H. Foley?

  Well, you don't have a, you're not doing Call of Duty or whatever the kids are doing.

• 53:41Speaker 03

  Now, right now. I'm doing the pinball right now. So I'm not really into the games.

• 53:44H. Foley?

  Wow, you're back to analog.

• 53:45Speaker 02

  Do you sit down when you play pinball? You have a chair there, like a bar stool? That's, that's old guy to bowling alley.

• 53:53H. Foley?

  Who, you earthquake? That's crazy.

• 53:57Speaker 03

  Sitting down like Big Jay.

• 53:59H. Foley?

  When you play your games, you guys have a gaming computer or you're playing on a system?

• 54:03Speaker 03

  We have all the systems and we have a couple of gaming computers, but lately it's been, we have the little Steam Decks. So we've been using.

• 54:10H. Foley?

  I don't know what that is.

• 54:11Speaker 03

  It's like a, it's like a Nintendo, uh, Switch.

• 54:15H. Foley?

  Ah, I got one of those somewhere.

• 54:18Speaker 03

  PC games.

• 54:19H. Foley?

  Hmm. PC games?

• 54:20Speaker 03

  Yeah. So it's like a Switch for your PC games.

• 54:22Speaker 02

  Like this?

• 54:23Speaker 03

  Steam Deck, yeah.

• 54:24Speaker 02

  What, what's a? Oh, is that a brand?

• 54:26Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's a brand.

• 54:26H. Foley?

  What's a PC game?

• 54:27Speaker 03

  Like, you know, like if you're playing games on your PC.

• 54:30H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 54:30Speaker 03

  But you can play it handheld.

• 54:32H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 54:32Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 54:32H. Foley?

  So do you know how to play on the computer with the?

• 54:34Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 54:36H. Foley?

  Is that what you prefer?

• 54:37Speaker 03

  Uh, I used to, but nowadays the PlayStation, uh, PS5 is so great. So, yeah.

• 54:42H. Foley?

  I lost that. Had it.

• 54:45Speaker 02

  What are, what are the cars you got?

• 54:47Speaker 03

  I have an electric Hummer.

• 54:51Speaker 02

  You are a fucking.

• 54:52Speaker 03

  It does the crab walk.

• 54:53H. Foley?

  He's every character in Entourage rolled into one.

• 54:55Speaker 03

  It does the crab walk. Dude, the electric Hummer is the.

• 54:58Speaker 02

  Wait, it does the crab walk?

• 54:59Speaker 03

  Yeah. Where it does the sideways thing where you can go down the street like.

• 55:01H. Foley?

  Only when you play Cisco.

• 55:03Speaker 03

  Yeah. Type in King crab walk, a Hummer.

• 55:07H. Foley?

  To park the car.

• 55:08Speaker 03

  Yeah. You can do shit like that. It's more for fun. But the cool thing is the whole roof comes off and fits into the front trunk. And you have a convertible Hummer. It's the best. Uh, I have, uh, one of those solar roofs though, the Tesla solar roof, where it looks like a regular roof, but it's like hard, like shingles and, uh, Tesla batteries. So I got rid of almost, oh, I got rid of.

• 55:30Speaker 02

  The grid.

• 55:31Speaker 03

  I'm off the grid.

• 55:31H. Foley?

  What, in your home?

• 55:32Speaker 03

  Yeah. And it's.

• 55:33Speaker 02

  What?

• 55:34Speaker 03

  Cause our, our neighborhood's kept on getting beat up from like hail and storms and everyone's getting the roof replaced all the time. And I'm like, I want a stronger roof. And then I was like, oh, this Tesla roof's like, like, it's like bulletproof and.

• 55:46Speaker 02

  Really?

• 55:46Speaker 03

  It's, it's, uh, solar. So then I got a bunch of batteries.

• 55:49Speaker 02

  Is it metal?

• 55:50Speaker 03

  Yeah. It's like, it's like really hard, like it's.

• 55:52Speaker 02

  Aluminum or what?

• 55:53Speaker 03

  It's like, actually I think it's like tempered glass, but it's super strong glass. But, uh, now, so I, I'm off the grid and, uh, free electricity for all my cars. So I got rid of all my, like my Supra and stuff. I got rid of all my gas cars and, uh.

• 56:07H. Foley?

  Why is the electricity free? Once you pay for the roof? They don't charge you a monthly fee or anything?

• 56:11Speaker 03

  I paid for the roof and then, you know, I, I'm making so much electricity back that, uh, I'm selling it back to the, the.

• 56:17Speaker 02

  It goes back in the grid.

• 56:18Speaker 03

  Grid. So now I have credits. Like, like my, my bill's like negative $500 and that's charging. I just keep TVs on for no reason.

• 56:26H. Foley?

  I assume the electric company doesn't like that, right?

• 56:29Speaker 02

  No, they, they're buying electricity. You're, you're getting them electric. Yeah.

• 56:33Speaker 03

  They love it. Yeah.

• 56:34H. Foley?

  How much is the roof?

• 56:35Speaker 03

  It was pretty expensive. I, I did get.

• 56:37H. Foley?

  Hundred grand?

• 56:38Speaker 03

  It was 300 grand, but I got, uh, I got like a hundred and 50 back from the government because I got it. So it's like.

• 56:45H. Foley?

  Really?

• 56:46Speaker 03

  Yeah, credits.

• 56:47H. Foley?

  Sharp guy. That's crazy.

• 56:50Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 56:50H. Foley?

  I want to sleep there even more now.

• 56:51Speaker 03

  But I got a Hummer and I got three Teslas.

• 56:53Speaker 02

  You have three Teslas?

• 56:54Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 56:55H. Foley?

  Are you an environment guy?

• 56:56Speaker 03

  No, I just, once you go electric car, like that instant Tron power of like, you know? And it drives me home. Like it's so good at, uh, driving now that it, it just almost all, always just, hey, take me to work. Take me to McDonald's, you know, take me wherever.

• 57:13H. Foley?

  Are you, you on your phone doing your thing?

• 57:14Speaker 03

  Yeah, sometimes, but it's also just.

• 57:16H. Foley?

  You fall asleep?

• 57:17Speaker 03

  No, I don't do that. Cause it, it films you to make sure you don't fall asleep.

• 57:20Speaker 02

  Yeah, Yanis was telling us it tracks your eyes. You can't not, you can't look away.

• 57:23H. Foley?

  Well, if it's supposed to be that, how far away do you think we are from that?

• 57:27Speaker 03

  Uh, about a year. I mean, it's, it's so good right now. It could do it now.

• 57:31Speaker 02

  I think it's more of like a legality thing. It's like, you're not allowed to be checked the fuck out. You gotta stay. It wants you to stay.

• 57:36H. Foley?

  I mean, it can't do anything if, if I'm in a car and I'm trying to hit you. It can't do anything about that.

• 57:42Speaker 03

  It would detect you coming at me and dodge and.

• 57:45H. Foley?

  Really?

• 57:46Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 57:47Speaker 02

  Stop being a dickhead.

• 57:48Speaker 03

  It, it is way safer than, like I trust it way more than an Uber driver. If you're like, it's, it's better than like most drivers. I know. It's better than my girl driving, I think, you know? I mean, she's Asian, so.

• 57:59H. Foley?

  Hey, Brian.

• 58:02Speaker 03

  I didn't know you were Asian. Yeah. Stung by bees.

• 58:05H. Foley?

  Don't eat you off.

• 58:07Speaker 02

  Um, I mean, you know, I mean, you know.

• 58:13H. Foley?

  You got any nickel at the house?

• 58:15Speaker 03

  Nickels?

• 58:17Speaker 03

  Oh yeah, yeah. I just got my first one. Yeah. It's pretty nice.

• 58:20H. Foley?

  Sure. Fun snacks.

• 58:22Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 58:22H. Foley?

  Video games, cartoons, community pool. Done very well. Sharp guy, which you don't get a lot of credit for. And I've told you this multiple times. I know you like the hat. When you had the hat off.

• 58:34Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 58:35H. Foley?

  Hey, good looking dude. Good looking dude. Not that you're not a good looking dude all the time. You take the hat off the way the hair is. I love it. Got the salt and pepper. I'm telling you.

• 58:46Speaker 03

  No, your hair is amazing.

• 58:47H. Foley?

  Thank you.

• 58:48Speaker 02

  You guys gonna bone or what?

• 58:49H. Foley?

  We're boys.

• 58:50Speaker 02

  Guys, put the car, put the, put the car in self-driving and get it on.

• 58:54H. Foley?

  I remember me and you laughing at, uh, at Mitzi's about, uh, when you go to a diner and you order an entree, they treat you completely differently. Treat you like a celebrity.

• 59:01Speaker 02

  Oh, right this way.

• 59:03H. Foley?

  You got the soup and salad, your bread basket.

• 59:05Speaker 02

  They drop a lit candle.

• 59:07H. Foley?

  Man, what are you guys doing for dinner?

• 59:11Speaker 02

  You want to hang out later.

• 59:14H. Foley?

  Usually, what do you guys do? Is anybody cooking?

• 59:16Speaker 03

  We, we DoorDash or Uber Eats probably twice a day on average.

• 59:21H. Foley?

  I would assume that.

• 59:22Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 59:23H. Foley?

  What are we talking about?

• 59:24Speaker 03

  A lot of times it's just like, uh, just Starbucks or send me, or get me some of tea, you know? Uh, but we're doing usually lunch and then, uh.

• 59:32Speaker 02

  What's a lunch look like? You're doing like one of those healthy bowls or whatever?

• 59:35Speaker 03

  No, no, no. We usually do, uh, like chicken or fried chicken or something. Uh, you know, just.

• 59:42H. Foley?

  You guys don't eat great as far as?

• 59:44Speaker 03

  We eat pretty bad.

• 59:45H. Foley?

  Like teenagers eat.

• 59:46Speaker 03

  Yeah, we, yeah, we, we.

• 59:48H. Foley?

  You're basically two teenagers.

• 59:49Speaker 03

  But we also eat a lot of Asian foods, which, uh, is mostly healthy. So, you know.

• 59:54Speaker 02

  It's a good point. It's the fucking best.

• 59:56Speaker 03

  We just got back on those factors.

• 59:58Speaker 02

  Shut up, Tom!

• 59:59Speaker 03

  They're, I mean, they're great, you know?

• 1:00:01Speaker 02

  Right in two to three minutes. I do it on a pain myself. I swear to God.

• 1:00:05H. Foley?

  I keep it in microwave them. I'm ready to go in a minute and a half.

• 1:00:08Speaker 03

  They're pretty good.

• 1:00:09H. Foley?

  They're awesome.

• 1:00:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah. Big fan.

• 1:00:10H. Foley?

  How many of those are you putting away?

• 1:00:12Speaker 03

  Uh, we, I think we get like.

• 1:00:14H. Foley?

  No, how many?

• 1:00:16Speaker 03

  Oh, no, no, I don't do that. No, actually I don't eat that much. Like she eats probably twice as much as me.

• 1:00:22Speaker 02

  Every fat guy says that though. I swear to God. I, listen, I've said it. He said it. You said it.

• 1:00:27H. Foley?

  You do it something.

• 1:00:28Speaker 02

  You do it something.

• 1:00:28Speaker 03

  I drink my calories.

• 1:00:30H. Foley?

  You drink your calories.

• 1:00:30Speaker 02

  There you go. I'll give you that.

• 1:00:31Speaker 03

  And I like candies still.

• 1:00:32H. Foley?

  I like candy too. Since I quit drinking, I love candy. Sour Skittles have got a hold of me.

• 1:00:38Speaker 03

  Oh shit, yeah.

• 1:00:39H. Foley?

  I gotta do them one at a time. I like savor it. I love the Skittle and gummy, Nerds gummy clusters. We all agree on that?

• 1:00:45Speaker 03

  Those are the best. Yeah. And the white chocolate Reese's cups with, uh, the pretzel or whatever it's in it, uh, something crunchy.

• 1:00:54H. Foley?

  Strike me as a big cup man. Big cup?

• 1:00:56Speaker 02

  Nah.

• 1:00:56H. Foley?

  Really?

• 1:01:00H. Foley?

  White chocolate.

• 1:01:01Speaker 02

  On the fridge, trash. It was cla- when I first learned about white chocolate, it was class, I said, what the hell is this?

• 1:01:07H. Foley?

  Which is not chocolate, right?

• 1:01:10Speaker 03

  I heard it's not chocolate. Yeah, it's not chocolate.

• 1:01:12H. Foley?

  Something.

• 1:01:12Speaker 02

  It's like milk choc- I thought it was just like dyed milk chocolate.

• 1:01:14H. Foley?

  Not dyed it?

• 1:01:15Speaker 02

  Not dyed, I don't know.

• 1:01:17Speaker 03

  Bleaching it.

• 1:01:17H. Foley?

  My cousin was big on that as a kid, my cousin Kelly.

• 1:01:20Speaker 02

  It's gotta be something.

• 1:01:20H. Foley?

  She got a white chocolate crucifix that was like three feet tall for Easter. I was like, I don't think you should be eating that.

• 1:01:27Speaker 02

  Fucking heathen. Going to hell. What do you got, Luke?

• 1:01:31Speaker 04

  Uh, it's chocolate. It just doesn't have the cocoa powder, or they're calling it cocoa mass.

• 1:01:36Speaker 03

  That's chocolate.

• 1:01:38H. Foley?

  No, I mean, that's choc- the cocoa mass is chocolate.

• 1:01:41Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's what makes it chocolate.

• 1:01:42H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:43Speaker 04

  It's a blend of cocoa butter, sugar and milk solids.

• 1:01:46H. Foley?

  Shit.

• 1:01:46Speaker 02

  I know you fucking mind.

• 1:01:50H. Foley?

  Why the fuck didn't you say something?

• 1:01:54Speaker 03

  Dance club.

• 1:01:55Speaker 02

  Uh, hmm. How much cash do you have on you right now?

• 1:01:58Speaker 03

  I usually never have cash, uh, but I think I have like a hundred dollars on me right now.

• 1:02:03Speaker 02

  That's not bad. How many watches do you own? You got a watch?

• 1:02:05Speaker 03

  I'm not a watch guy. I hate jewelry, watches, anything around me. It freaks me out. It's so hard for me to wear this. This is an Apple watch, but it's so hard for me.

• 1:02:14Speaker 02

  It's a big one though, no?

• 1:02:14Speaker 03

  It's just the, you could get different bands for it.

• 1:02:17Speaker 02

  Oh, even the face?

• 1:02:18H. Foley?

  Where do you get all your, uh, technology news, what's coming out, all that kinda stuff? Cause you're, you're dialed in with that shit.

• 1:02:26Speaker 03

  Yeah, I mean, I, I watch a lo- I'm a, I, I watch only YouTube pretty much. Everything I watch is YouTube. And so I watch a lot of elect- like tech news and stuff like that. I mean, I just, that's all I do is watch like tech news.

• 1:02:38H. Foley?

  He's a smart guy.

• 1:02:40Speaker 02

  Locked in.

• 1:02:41Speaker 03

  Yeah, I used to, I used to, before podcast stuff, I used to do, uh, reviews of like cameras and tech stuff. And I was actually pretty successful doing that. And then when I started getting, doing JRE, uh, I was like, oh, well, this is better.

• 1:02:53Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:02:54Speaker 03

  But like Sony would send me cameras and shit.

• 1:02:56H. Foley?

  What?

• 1:02:57Speaker 03

  Yeah, back in the day.

• 1:02:58H. Foley?

  I just saw a video of a Sony flying cars. That, was that AI? Is that fake? Looked pretty sick.

• 1:03:04Speaker 02

  The boy who was raised with bulls. Was that AI?

• 1:03:07Speaker 03

  They do have flying cars that are like big, you know, drones.

• 1:03:11H. Foley?

  This thing was jet, didn't have any propellers.

• 1:03:13Speaker 04

  That was AI.

• 1:03:14H. Foley?

  Oh, was it?

• 1:03:14Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:03:15H. Foley?

  Thing looked cool though.

• 1:03:15Speaker 04

  Does.

• 1:03:16H. Foley?

  Look at the thing in Blade Runner.

• 1:03:18Speaker 03

  Do you get fooled by AI a lot, guys?

• 1:03:21Speaker 02

  I don't get fooled. I think Foley just did it.

• 1:03:23H. Foley?

  That, that one was pretty good. I hate all that shit. I hate all that stuff.

• 1:03:26Speaker 04

  You get got a lot.

• 1:03:27H. Foley?

  I get got a lot.

• 1:03:29Speaker 03

  Brogan is the king of that.

• 1:03:31H. Foley?

  The fight between Doctor Doom and Ronald Reagan, I should've known it was bullshit. Well, what do you think, Kippy?

• 1:03:37Speaker 02

  What? That guy's a dirtbag.

• 1:03:40H. Foley?

  Fascinating, fascinating.

• 1:03:41Speaker 02

  Fascinating guy, but I mean, obviously we knew this, Dead to Rights, we've known you a long time. You're a fucking stone cold dirtbag.

• 1:03:47Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

• 1:03:49Speaker 02

  Dead to Rights.

• 1:03:50H. Foley?

  Hundred percent trash.

• 1:03:51Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:03:51H. Foley?

  But, modernized. Off the grid, technologically advanced. What kinda credit card you got? You got, you probably got, you got the Amex, you got the whole nine yards?

• 1:04:01Speaker 03

  Yeah, I have all of that.

• 1:04:02H. Foley?

  Big credit limit?

• 1:04:02Speaker 03

  Huh?

• 1:04:03H. Foley?

  Credit's good?

• 1:04:04Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:04:04Speaker 02

  You do points and stuff? You do points? Like, are you like?

• 1:04:07Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah. I use my points all the, I mean, I used to buy a vacation to Hawaii the other day, like everything.

• 1:04:13H. Foley?

  There you go.

• 1:04:14Speaker 03

  I got the shiny new, uh, have you seen the American Express? It's like a mirror, Coke mirror.

• 1:04:19Speaker 02

  No, no.

• 1:04:20Speaker 04

  I think Miss Pat showed it to you guys, didn't she?

• 1:04:22Speaker 02

  You got it on you?

• 1:04:23Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:04:24Speaker 02

  Oh, man, that wallet is like a 12-year-old little girl wallet. That's crazy. It's got a zipper on the top.

• 1:04:29H. Foley?

  Hello Kitty?

• 1:04:30Speaker 03

  This one?

• 1:04:31Speaker 02

  Oh, don't show it.

• 1:04:32Speaker 03

  There's, it's on the back, isn't it?

• 1:04:33H. Foley?

  That's sick. Uh, Luke, I want one of those.

• 1:04:36Speaker 02

  Luke, write this down, 992.

• 1:04:40Speaker 02

  Uh, I mean, yeah, he's the garbage of the future.

• 1:04:43H. Foley?

  Who's running the, the operation over at the house? Who handles like the bills and all that kinda stuff? Who, who, who's the, who's running the show?

• 1:04:49Speaker 03

  Shit.

• 1:04:52H. Foley?

  Yeah?

• 1:04:52Speaker 03

  Half, half, yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:54H. Foley?

  Alright.

• 1:04:55Speaker 02

  Yeah, I mean, yeah, he's got it together.

• 1:04:58H. Foley?

  You guys are sharp as shit. I've always said that. The two of you is together, unstoppable.

• 1:05:02Speaker 02

  And if you guys wanna be in a relationship with Henry, I mean that.

• 1:05:05H. Foley?

  I love this. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Brian Redd Bay. You guys are on your, this is the, your fourth, fifth appearance at the Madison Square Garden?

• 1:05:15Speaker 03

  It's like a third or fourth. I can't, I don't even know.

• 1:05:18H. Foley?

  Killing it.

• 1:05:18Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:05:19Speaker 02

  Great. Love to fucking see it, boy.

• 1:05:20H. Foley?

  We'd love to see it, buddy. We love you so much.

• 1:05:21Speaker 03

  Thank you guys so much.

• 1:05:22Speaker 02

  Appreciate you too. Of course.

• 1:05:23H. Foley?

  Um, anything you wanna plug? Anything you wanna come up? Sunset Comedy Club?

• 1:05:26Speaker 03

  Uh, Sunset Strip Comedy Club. Also, I have a fake band, uh, Cap Red Seven, which is, I play a woman. Yeah.

• 1:05:35Speaker 02

  Love it.

• 1:05:35H. Foley?

  Just so everybody knows, the number was 700 billion dollars.

• 1:05:39H. Foley?

  Gang, we love you. We'll see you next week.

• 1:05:40Speaker 03

  Peace.