Don't Get a Bad Tattoo! w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

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• 0:00Speaker 00

  Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.

• 0:19H. Foley?

  Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage?

• 0:25Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 0:26H. Foley?

  It's that little show, we sit down with your favorite comedians and we find out if they're good to be classy.

• 0:30Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 0:30H. Foley?

  Or if they're just a big old piece of trash.

• 0:32Speaker 02

  Trash, trash, trash.

• 0:33H. Foley?

  I'm your host, H. Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here with Toody's in a new addition. She's upstairs making a little bathtub gin.

• 0:41Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 0:41H. Foley?

  Yeah. Gonna be some rough eyesight around here in the next couple of weeks. My co-host is coming at you from across the table. This we call a family episode. It's just the boys, the bozos, and the homies. Just the way we like it, doing listener questions from the Patreon. My co-host, my best pal-

• 0:56Speaker 02

  The intro's back!

• 0:57H. Foley?

  In the whole wide world, he is the king of the burbs. He is the lyrical gangster.

• 1:03Speaker 02

  No one likes that.

• 1:04H. Foley?

  You don't like that one?

• 1:04Speaker 02

  No, no.

• 1:05H. Foley?

  I'm working on it.

• 1:06Speaker 02

  It doesn't make sense.

• 1:07H. Foley?

  I kinda like it.

• 1:08Speaker 02

  Oh, my god, I'm screwed.

• 1:09H. Foley?

  It's in.

• 1:12H. Foley?

  Kevin James, Home Depot Ryan, everybody.

• 1:15Speaker 02

  What up, gang?

• 1:16H. Foley?

  King of the burbs!

• 1:16Speaker 02

  Shout out to you as always, uh, please make sure-

• 1:19H. Foley?

  King of the burbs.

• 1:20Speaker 02

  Please make sure you rate, review, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube. Full video available over there on Spotify. And the boys are climbing a frickin' truck, and you stop fucking making noises. What the fuck?

• 1:30H. Foley?

  Wow, wow, wow.

• 1:31Speaker 02

  Jesus Christ.

• 1:32H. Foley?

  Why aren't they cutting the check over there, by the way? We're holding up that goddamn operation.

• 1:36Speaker 02

  Why are we cutting his mic, by the way? You only gotta intro somebody, then keep fucking talking.

• 1:41H. Foley?

  Have you fucked up? If we gave Luke the power, he's got a cough button over there for him?

• 1:45Speaker 02

  He, what do you mean, he does have that?

• 1:46H. Foley?

  You do? You can cut me?

• 1:48Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 1:48H. Foley?

  No shit.

• 1:49Speaker 02

  What do you think all the wires do?

• 1:50H. Foley?

  You don't got the fucking balls.

• 1:53Speaker 02

  Guys, Patreon, listen, shut up. Shut up.

• 1:58H. Foley?

  Cut my mic? What were you saying?

• 2:01Speaker 02

  Um, nothing.

• 2:02H. Foley?

  What?

• 2:03Speaker 02

  Patreon, the thing that pays your fucking bills. Patreon, we gotta make more money than you can blow. Patreon.com/areyougarbage. Check it out.

• 2:11H. Foley?

  Got that big special coming out next month, huh?

• 2:13Speaker 02

  Big special. Man, you're really taking fucking, you're really, yes, big special.

• 2:17H. Foley?

  Tell me you gotta take the lead in this operation. You're tankin' us.

• 2:19Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's right.

• 2:20H. Foley?

  We're doing very well, and I appreciate you, and I love you.

• 2:23Speaker 02

  Wait, I'm the one tankin' us?

• 2:24H. Foley?

  Showed up big for me yesterday.

• 2:27Speaker 02

  Yeah, using tax money to loan you. That's what we're doing. You can't not stink. No, you wanna, you wanna, you do this thing where you allude to stuff, just get it out in the open.

• 2:39H. Foley?

  I got a nice, I got a nice cologne on. Gucci. Unisex.

• 2:43Speaker 02

  You don't have Gucci money. Stop.

• 2:45H. Foley?

  It was a gift.

• 2:46Speaker 02

  From who? Me?

• 2:47H. Foley?

  And a half a bottle.

• 2:49Speaker 02

  A half a bottle gift?

• 2:50H. Foley?

  Yeah, I got a left eye.

• 2:51Speaker 02

  Wonder what a good crew, huh? Half a bottle gift of cologne. What the fuck?

• 2:56H. Foley?

  Uber driver, gonna have to get a cup of coffee.

• 2:59Speaker 02

  There's a Toyota out, there's a Camry out front, too, double parked.

• 3:03H. Foley?

  Um-

• 3:03Speaker 02

  What?

• 3:04H. Foley?

  Well, uh, I've just been doing the numbers, adding up some things with you.

• 3:08Speaker 02

  That's always good with me.

• 3:09H. Foley?

  No, not that. You know, the mall walk-in, the pizza oven, the suburban lifestyle that you are settling into.

• 3:18Speaker 02

  Uh-huh.

• 3:19H. Foley?

  Very, very, wholeheartedly, you're in.

• 3:23Speaker 02

  I like it. Listen, I-

• 3:24H. Foley?

  You are a dad.

• 3:25Speaker 02

  I'm a dad. I've been doing some math, man. Um, forty, yeah, I'm forty years old, and I can-

• 3:31H. Foley?

  Hope it's not on my Venmo transactions.

• 3:33Speaker 02

  Couple of weeks or two. It's the second time you brought up your Venmo transaction today. I don't wanna know what's in. You're the kinda guy-

• 3:38H. Foley?

  Cut that.

• 3:40Speaker 02

  I hope no one asks me about this over here. No one, no one cares, dude.

• 3:45H. Foley?

  Lot of bike, nah, nevermind.

• 3:49Speaker 02

  Um-

• 3:50H. Foley?

  What? You got the pool?

• 3:51Speaker 02

  You so wanna tell people things, and you bring it up a bunch, shoehorn it into conversation. No one's asked about it ever.

• 3:57H. Foley?

  Tires premieres August 13th.

• 3:59Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 4:00H. Foley?

  Tell everybody that. Check it out on Netflix. The Big Dog and all the boys.

• 4:03Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 4:03H. Foley?

  Fun, fun season. I can't wait for it.

• 4:05Speaker 02

  Whole squad winning, baby.

• 4:06H. Foley?

  Whole fucking squad. Let's go. Stavi's got that fucking movie.

• 4:10Speaker 02

  Stavi's got the movie, Bourdain movie.

• 4:12H. Foley?

  Bourdain movie.

• 4:12Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 4:13H. Foley?

  Killing it.

• 4:13Speaker 02

  Everyone's doing great.

• 4:14H. Foley?

  Fucking love it, man. Love to see it. Um, you on the other hand-

• 4:18Speaker 02

  But listen, this, I think I'm at a precipice in my life. I've lived, you know, give or take, I'm forty, and give or take, half and half of that time has been spent in the city and/or in the burbs. So I'm, I'm twenty years in, twenty years out, and I think it's time for me to return a little bit to my suburban roots, do another twenty in, and then when I'm sixty, I'll move back to the city.

• 4:41H. Foley?

  You'll be that guy. Wow, you're, man.

• 4:43Speaker 02

  What?

• 4:44H. Foley?

  You'll be, you'll be walking around the Upper East Side.

• 4:46Speaker 02

  Upper East Side? What am I, a schmendrick? Please, I'm gonna be in the village.

• 4:50H. Foley?

  Is that where you're gonna go?

• 4:51Speaker 02

  Where all the gay guys are, yeah.

• 4:52H. Foley?

  Huh. I was down, I was down there in the village last night, popped into the Comedy Cellar, hung out, you know, well, hey, hey, doing good to see yous. Then I had a meeting, um, but it was about ten o'clock, West Village. Lot of attractive people down there.

• 5:08Speaker 02

  Is this your first day in New York? What the fuck? Of course.

• 5:11H. Foley?

  First time looking around in a while.

• 5:13Speaker 02

  Historically, all the hot, it's all rich-

• 5:15H. Foley?

  It's insane.

• 5:15Speaker 02

  It's all rich people.

• 5:16H. Foley?

  Getting ice cream, coming back from work. You know what I love seeing? A young professional-

• 5:21Speaker 02

  And then there's Henry, standing with a cup of change, shaking it.

• 5:25H. Foley?

  I was eating a cold Sicilian slice, which is my thing now.

• 5:28Speaker 02

  Dude, shut up. You've been saying that for-

• 5:30H. Foley?

  And I get it cold.

• 5:31Speaker 02

  You've been saying it's-

• 5:32H. Foley?

  Not the cold part, that's new. That's new material.

• 5:35Speaker 02

  No, it's not. This is-

• 5:35H. Foley?

  Yes, it is.

• 5:36Speaker 02

  Well, you're re-eating it, cause it's-

• 5:37H. Foley?

  Well, it's gonna be in the special.

• 5:39Speaker 02

  Put it in, it just cuts to you sitting here. Colts, Sicilian, that's my thing.

• 5:44H. Foley?

  So-

• 5:44Speaker 02

  The special's gonna be on our YouTube channel.

• 5:46H. Foley?

  Is, yes, it is.

• 5:48Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 5:49H. Foley?

  All Are You Garbage.

• 5:50Speaker 02

  In September. We're locking in the date. All Are You Garbage.

• 5:53H. Foley?

  Down there, Tampa, SideSplitters. Let's fucking go.

• 5:56Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 5:57H. Foley?

  Have a fun fucking weekend.

• 5:59Speaker 02

  Yeah, it was.

• 6:00H. Foley?

  Lot better than the one before it. Yikes. Um-

• 6:03Speaker 02

  I can't get a read on this guy either. You're a different guy when the lights came on than you were, I don't know, for the ninety minutes leading up to this. I feel like I've never talked to you before.

• 6:11H. Foley?

  Did you notice that eye contact that I was giving you when we were talking in the pre-production meeting, and there wasn't a grin, there was a smile? I was doing this. You see my legs crossed?

• 6:19Speaker 02

  I did notice you really, you're really moving, now that you're down weight, which we're all very proud of, you're really moving the-

• 6:25H. Foley?

  Crossed my legs a little bit.

• 6:26Speaker 02

  It, it looks very unnatural and pretty painful, if I'm being honest with you. And you should stop doing it, cause nobody was able to pay attention.

• 6:35H. Foley?

  Took four Coderzone shots to fucking get me up.

• 6:39H. Foley?

  Dude, I make that yet?

• 6:40Speaker 02

  That guy who sat on his nut. That is the most human reaction to anything I've ever seen in my life.

• 6:47H. Foley?

  Hey, the winkies, the little guy's really growing since the light's coming off. He's all right down there. He's a fighter, too, that kid. You know what I'm saying?

• 6:58Speaker 02

  What do you got? You got something to start, you said?

• 6:59H. Foley?

  Is there a phone case on your belt in your near future?

• 7:04Speaker 02

  It's funny you bring that up. I saw a guy on a dad, older guy.

• 7:10H. Foley?

  You are a proper dad.

• 7:12Speaker 02

  Yeah, I have to be. I have a child.

• 7:14H. Foley?

  You're wearing New Balance.

• 7:15Speaker 02

  Yeah, but so are you, and you're my father.

• 7:17H. Foley?

  I wear 'em cool.

• 7:18Speaker 02

  Don't even have a father.

• 7:19H. Foley?

  I wear 'em cool. By the way, I heard dirty sneakers are back in.

• 7:23Speaker 02

  Yeah, dude, what, okay, so, yeah.

• 7:25H. Foley?

  I did.

• 7:26Speaker 03

  We told you that three years ago.

• 7:28Speaker 02

  And dog shit isn't dirty, okay? You gotta watch the bottom of them things.

• 7:32H. Foley?

  I think I heard Mary Beth Barone talking about that. She's in. She's a stylish kid. She's a woman, lady, comedian. Very stylish. Very funny as well.

• 7:43Speaker 02

  I, uh-

• 7:45H. Foley?

  What, phone case?

• 7:46Speaker 02

  I was, uh, I was, I was on a, I was on a walk, and I saw two, two older dads, they were retired, future me, and they were riding their bikes.

• 7:57H. Foley?

  Oh, you're not gonna get one of those bikes where you sit down, are ya?

• 7:59Speaker 02

  What bikes don't you sit down on?

• 8:02H. Foley?

  Please, Kippy. It's fucking chicks into listening to this show.

• 8:06Speaker 02

  I'm married.

• 8:08H. Foley?

  Oh, and I'm not? I'm not.

• 8:13Speaker 02

  Um, but they were going, these two dads, they were on like, it was like a Saturday morning, they were on like, their Saturday linked up, they were on a bike ride, they were cruising, and, uh-

• 8:24H. Foley?

  I hate those guys.

• 8:25Speaker 02

  Why?

• 8:25H. Foley?

  Cause-

• 8:26Speaker 02

  I'm sure they love you.

• 8:27H. Foley?

  Those guys that, those guys that meet in like a fucking, uh, like International House of Pancakes parking lot, they take their bikes out, then they put those fucking dumbass outfits on.

• 8:37Speaker 02

  No, no.

• 8:37H. Foley?

  And they act like dicks when they're fucking driving down the road. Get the fuck out of the way. You're not Lance Armstrong. There are always older dudes that are like a little bit built, that looks like they'd kick your ass.

• 8:48Speaker 02

  They probably can, and they probably will.

• 8:50H. Foley?

  They're wearing those spandex things and those, those weird bowling shoes that have, uh, plastic on the bottom for their bikes, and they're such dicks. They are all bald. They're all balding. Don't let me see you in that shit. I'll walk.

• 9:05Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 9:05H. Foley?

  Trying to be cool, man. Hip, pop culture, we gotta be in there. You be doing that shit.

• 9:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, cause that's what's got us here, being cool in pop culture.

• 9:13H. Foley?

  You need some ripped jeans and a band.

• 9:14Speaker 02

  You're going through a midlife crisis, and it shows.

• 9:17H. Foley?

  Shout out to Mr. Rooster. By the way, that tattoo is coming very soon.

• 9:22Speaker 02

  Sweet, dude. That is, I'm proud of you.

• 9:25H. Foley?

  Thank you.

• 9:25Speaker 02

  Uh-huh.

• 9:27H. Foley?

  Putting the pieces behind me.

• 9:29Speaker 02

  What?

• 9:29H. Foley?

  I don't know.

• 9:31Speaker 02

  I love how deep you think you are. It's so funny. It's so, it's so corny.

• 9:36H. Foley?

  I stink.

• 9:37Speaker 03

  Could you get like a Henna for a month, just so you see if you like it?

• 9:40H. Foley?

  No, no, no. Henna, I don't like that shit.

• 9:42Speaker 02

  Guys like me in their fifties who get their first tattoo, don't do that, all right? I think a tattoo at your age is a great idea. I think it's really cool. Seriously, honestly.

• 9:55H. Foley?

  You sound sarcastic.

• 9:56Speaker 02

  I think it's what cool guys do.

• 9:58H. Foley?

  I'm not trying to be cool.

• 9:59Speaker 02

  No.

• 10:00H. Foley?

  Trying to honor my father and put, you know, put the pieces behind me.

• 10:04Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 10:06H. Foley?

  Snyder's pretzel pieces. Which, by the way, I'm off them. I'm all about those pretzel chips. Those pretzel crisps. And I'm all about the, uh, the, the rods. Putties, patties, what are they called? Roddies?

• 10:20Speaker 02

  I don't know.

• 10:20H. Foley?

  Pretzel twist, they got a buffalo, it's fantastic.

• 10:23Speaker 02

  Lot of stuff going on over there at H Ole Industries.

• 10:25H. Foley?

  We, you know, we're really-

• 10:26Speaker 02

  A tattoo and pretzel crisps.

• 10:27H. Foley?

  Yes.

• 10:27Speaker 02

  Alright. You guys have been in the lab, you're really coming together on some-

• 10:30H. Foley?

  Well, you know, there's a lot going on in the world, these things fall by the wayside, it's gotta be somebody that, you know, pushes them to the forefront.

• 10:36Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 10:36H. Foley?

  Which I heard Burger King's starting to make some serious moves. So I think they've, uh, seen my emails.

• 10:41Speaker 02

  Very nice.

• 10:42Speaker 03

  Why'd you get a Burger King tattoo? Tattoo people say you're not supposed to get dead people for your first tattoo.

• 10:48H. Foley?

  Why?

• 10:49Speaker 03

  Because it's like, uh, it's, it's very like emotional and like you might-

• 10:53Speaker 02

  Yeah. I, listen, I mean, listen, you've done a lot of stuff that you and everybody around you regrets, everybody's okay with that, I, this is the-

• 11:01H. Foley?

  I'm not getting a Robert Duvall tattoo, it's my father.

• 11:03Speaker 02

  He died?

• 11:04H. Foley?

  He did.

• 11:04Speaker 02

  Um, are you getting a pa- a face of him? Now it's something, something cooler. You're getting a 72-year-old man on your arm.

• 11:12H. Foley?

  Uh- I might get a Sag Daddy the God tattoo on my right shoulder.

• 11:15Speaker 02

  Nice.

• 11:16H. Foley?

  Just for Sag Daddy. I love that kid.

• 11:18Speaker 02

  Yeah, sure, no, we all do.

• 11:20H. Foley?

  He's the voice of a new generation, Kevin.

• 11:21Speaker 02

  Very much so.

• 11:22H. Foley?

  Shout out to Sag Daddy.

• 11:24Speaker 02

  Uh, big fan. But, to go back to the case, the, uh, these, they, they weren't those guys, they were just regular guys on a bike, riding, they were, one guy was in like cargo shorts. Uh, but he had more of like, uh, it was like a tool. Like a Leatherman case, kind of? You know? But no top on it. It was more like the thing you would put like, uh-

• 11:49H. Foley?

  Like a holster?

• 11:50Speaker 02

  Yeah, like a tape measure in kind, something like that. And he had his phone in there. I assume so when he's driving, with his bike, he doesn't have to fumble around with a latch or something.

• 12:00H. Foley?

  In case somebody from the office is calling or whatever.

• 12:02Speaker 02

  Yeah, and I was just like, I saw it, I went, that's ultimate dad. He's, he's got it on the quick draw, there's no fuck, he can just get there.

• 12:10H. Foley?

  What are you doing? He'll take the goddamn house!

• 12:12Speaker 02

  He'll take the house. Also, that's gonna be me, mountain bike, me and my boy, carusing.

• 12:17H. Foley?

  Are you gonna get the bike with him on the back, the little-

• 12:19Speaker 02

  I'm gonna have to, obviously, yeah, that's gotta happen very soon, like, and that's not even, that's just dad.

• 12:24H. Foley?

  Do you ride a bike?

• 12:26Speaker 02

  No. Why would I ride a bike? I have a car. I mean, what am I, an asshole? Uh, this guy doesn't have a tattoo, asking me if I have a bike. The fuck. Uh, no, but I'm gonna get a bike so I can ride with my son.

• 12:38H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 12:39Speaker 02

  It's not like I'm riding a bike all, every, like, all over town and I'm like, hey buddy, hop on. That would be an event, that would be a, that would be a task we do together.

• 12:47H. Foley?

  Wow. Well, I wanted to ask you, it's a bad sign about the thing, how far away are we from, do the yellow shirt first, yes, are we away from that hat at the beach? How far away would you say?

• 13:03Speaker 02

  Hmm.

• 13:06H. Foley?

  You've already won.

• 13:07Speaker 02

  No. Listen, I'm not a, I'm a, I'm an older Irishman, you know, I have fair skin, I have spots, I don't have one yet, but I ha- I will say, I have turned the corner on understanding the practicality and purpose of them. I will say that. There's people in my family that wear them.

• 13:26H. Foley?

  Now, that's the beach. How far away are we from on the weekends, you're showing up at your, at the neighbor's house, the other couple that you hang out with?

• 13:35Speaker 02

  That you are very jealous of.

• 13:37H. Foley?

  I'm in the city doing cool shit. Alright?

• 13:42Speaker 02

  You just white bookers on your hand, and you're 50, getting a tattoo, and you're trying to be in a band. Uh, you do the math.

• 13:49Speaker 03

  I'm thinking about getting into vaping.

• 13:50Speaker 02

  Thinking about getting into vaping.

• 13:51H. Foley?

  Shout out to Mr. Rist. I don't, I don't wanna smoke anymore.

• 13:55Speaker 02

  So quit smoking.

• 13:56H. Foley?

  I need something.

• 13:57Speaker 02

  But I need something to stay cool with my crew.

• 14:00Speaker 03

  Vaping's so much worse than smoking, I think, too.

• 14:02H. Foley?

  I'll get outta here.

• 14:05Speaker 02

  You just turned into Patty right there, not even-

• 14:08H. Foley?

  Shut up! My mom will be blatantly smoking in the house. Hey, what are you talking about?

• 14:14Speaker 02

  Yeah, there's a thing with that generation that-

• 14:17H. Foley?

  They, they will not-

• 14:18Speaker 02

  They'll just lie and go, I mean, you do it, but they'll go, and you just go, that's, eh, up is down, and they'll go, no, down is up, and you go, alright, I guess we'll just move on from here.

• 14:28H. Foley?

  Which I respect. I don't think, I, I think it's rude and intrusive to break the lie that someone's living. You know what I mean?

• 14:36Speaker 02

  As a liar, I get where you're coming from.

• 14:38H. Foley?

  Like, like, like, where's the decorum? What people doing to privacy of their own homes, it's none of nobody's business.

• 14:44Speaker 02

  I mean, I'm not walking, what do you mean?

• 14:47H. Foley?

  I don't know.

• 14:47Speaker 02

  Okay. First of all, I've never been in your home, I've called you out on a lot of lies that affect a lot of people, I've never been in your home.

• 14:53H. Foley?

  Well, I don't have a home.

• 14:55Speaker 02

  Also?

• 14:55H. Foley?

  I'm at Cousin Ian's.

• 14:56Speaker 02

  Awesome.

• 14:57H. Foley?

  Just spent my first night there last night.

• 14:58Speaker 02

  I've heard of, well, we'll save that for the Patreon, I believe. Um-

• 15:02H. Foley?

  Good friend.

• 15:02Speaker 02

  Which is also why I would say, I don't know, maybe investing in a tattoo is, you know, maybe get an apartment.

• 15:07H. Foley?

  Like a hundred bucks? No?

• 15:10Speaker 03

  Not good ones.

• 15:13Speaker 02

  There's no way he was getting a good one. What are you talking about?

• 15:17H. Foley?

  I'm gonna go to a good guy.

• 15:18Speaker 02

  I'm gonna go to prison and get one there.

• 15:21H. Foley?

  Get inked out, Cinemax night.

• 15:23Speaker 02

  Yeah. And you're gonna get it right here, that's where you want it? Cool, cause you're a tough guy.

• 15:27H. Foley?

  I'm not a tough guy.

• 15:29Speaker 02

  That's a tough guy's, that's a guy who wants to be a tough guy. Just saying. Go re- do, do it, get it on your calf, go full Philly fanatic. And get the Philly fanatic with your dad's head on it, on your calf. You gotta do that, please. Please, please, please.

• 15:46H. Foley?

  No.

• 15:49H. Foley?

  On the weekends, when you're hanging out with this other couple, or whoever you're hanging out-

• 15:52Speaker 02

  While we're talking about our tattoos.

• 15:53H. Foley?

  Whoever you're hanging out with down there. Okay, talking about stock prices and, uh, baby formula and the new stroller and-

• 16:01Speaker 02

  You just almost fall sitting down, you just slipped in a chair.

• 16:05H. Foley?

  Who put this legal pad here?

• 16:06Speaker 02

  That's crazy.

• 16:07H. Foley?

  What do you guys talk about down there?

• 16:08Speaker 02

  Who?

• 16:09H. Foley?

  I don't know, you and your suburban other couple friends?

• 16:14Speaker 02

  It's my wife's frie- I mean, it's not like, we're like, not in a group chat, it's my, uh-

• 16:18H. Foley?

  Talking about football, the game, all that kinda stuff?

• 16:20Speaker 02

  Eh, yeah, just whatever.

• 16:21H. Foley?

  You're not talking about culture, art, music, stuff like that, cool stuff?

• 16:24Speaker 02

  We do.

• 16:25H. Foley?

  You don't live in Brooklyn now?

• 16:27Speaker 02

  You do live in Brooklyn.

• 16:29H. Foley?

  Be cool. Be hanging out at McCarran Park.

• 16:31Speaker 02

  How do you hang, how do you live in Brooklyn and not have a tattoo, actually, now that I think about it?

• 16:35H. Foley?

  Bingo. Bingo.

• 16:37Speaker 02

  You got, I'm on your side now.

• 16:39H. Foley?

  You get in the apartment, you gotta show your ink.

• 16:40Speaker 02

  I'm on your side now.

• 16:41H. Foley?

  Thank you.

• 16:41Speaker 02

  Are you going colored tattoo or black and white?

• 16:43H. Foley?

  I don't know. I don't know. To figure that out. I'll see. Probably blue.

• 16:49Speaker 02

  I don't wanna know what it is, cause it's gonna be way too serious. Blue?

• 16:52H. Foley?

  I'll tell ya.

• 16:53Speaker 02

  No, I don't wanna know. Just leave it.

• 16:55H. Foley?

  It's gonna be TMF, TMF, then there's gonna be a hawk, because the day my dad died, there was a hawk flying over our house, and I see a hawk all the time. Then there's gonna be a dragonfly, beca- a little, little tiny dragonfly, because I see dragonflies all the time, and that's a very good omen, and they've always been attracted to me. I always see dragonflies a lot. And then there's gonna be-

• 17:14Speaker 02

  You ever think you stink? You smell like horsefly.

• 17:18H. Foley?

  Those are horseflies. Those are greenheads.

• 17:21Speaker 02

  Goddamn bay, uh, we got a bay breeze bringing in the greenheads, nah, Hank's in town. Woo wee!

• 17:28Speaker 03

  I have friends with tattoos, you can't go that complicated for a first tattoo either.

• 17:33H. Foley?

  And then, and then the other side-

• 17:33Speaker 02

  Just go skull and cross, do something cool.

• 17:35H. Foley?

  And then the other side's gonna be, on the, on the trash cans in Wilkes-Barre is a beehive. Or was when I was a kid. Cause I don't know.

• 17:44Speaker 02

  This one time I saw one that had a beehive on it.

• 17:46H. Foley?

  Yeah, maybe about it. Yeah, I'm gonna get that. So, those representations.

• 17:50Speaker 02

  Yeah, oh, yeah, okay, cool.

• 17:53H. Foley?

  And then SEAL Team Six.

• 17:56Speaker 02

  And then the towers. Never forget, presented by Dunkin' Donuts and Baskin Robbins.

• 18:04H. Foley?

  How soon on the weekends are you gonna be wearing this hat?

• 18:09Speaker 02

  I mean, I would argue they're about the same hat.

• 18:12Speaker 03

  Wait, I gotta, this one has inserts for the sunglasses.

• 18:15Speaker 02

  That's pretty cool. That's what cool guys do.

• 18:17H. Foley?

  Get the fuck outta here.

• 18:18Speaker 02

  We are so washed. You're sitting here talking about getting a tattoo for your dad who died of like natural, at a natural death age. You only get a tattoo for someone when they got shot- When they died tragically, or they left too soon.

• 18:32H. Foley?

  Is that true?

• 18:33Speaker 02

  I mean, of, ah, the dirtbags that get tattoos of people who-

• 18:39H. Foley?

  I'm a fucking dirtbag.

• 18:40Speaker 02

  I know, but they do it when their boy OD's in high school or whatever. I.e. all of my friends who have tattoos.

• 18:47H. Foley?

  My one boy did die in high school.

• 18:48Speaker 02

  Well, then get him.

• 18:49H. Foley?

  Oh, it was after high school. But I went to-

• 18:51Speaker 02

  It was about five years ago.

• 18:52H. Foley?

  No, no, no, that's another guy.

• 18:53Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 18:54H. Foley?

  Timmy Shy, shout out to the Bulldog. Had this move fucking stick ya. Good stuff.

• 18:59Speaker 02

  Um-

• 19:01Speaker 02

  I mean, I would argue for all intents and purposes, those are the same, where I come from, those are the same hat. Now, full brimmed hat's a full brimmed hat.

• 19:08H. Foley?

  I'll agree with you on this. We are both starting to stink in different ways. Can you agree with that?

• 19:14Speaker 02

  Stink. Um, sure. Yeah. I've, listen, I'm, I'm going full suburban, uh, dirtbag. I got the lopsided pool. I got the fucking.

• 19:26H. Foley?

  I'm going city.

• 19:26Speaker 02

  My neighbor's asking me, you know, what are you doing with the lumina? That kind of thing. Like, you know, it's like, I'm, I'm a bit of a sore thumb. Sure, the landscaper doesn't come around and cut the grass all the time.

• 19:38H. Foley?

  What's up with that?

• 19:39Speaker 02

  It's been raining a lot.

• 19:40H. Foley?

  You doing Fridays?

• 19:41Speaker 02

  Depends. It changes. But yeah, it's normally right before the weekend.

• 19:44H. Foley?

  The good customers get it done on Fridays. Kim, let's talk about BlueChew, baby.

• 19:48Speaker 02

  BlueChew!

• 19:49H. Foley?

  Listen, you get a little bit older, things start slowing down. You put on a couple of pounds, you still want to show up in the bedroom. You know what I mean? It's about showing up for people. Show up in the bedroom.

• 19:59Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 20:00H. Foley?

  Do your favorite. Get over to BlueChew. Get yourself all straightened out, if you know what I mean.

• 20:06Speaker 02

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• 20:47Speaker 02

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• 21:03Speaker 02

  Uh, we thank BlueChew for sponsoring the pod and the bedroom. Thank you.

• 21:06H. Foley?

  Yeah. Kim, let's talk about Bolt.

• 21:09Speaker 02

  Bolt new, gang.

• 21:10H. Foley?

  Let's go, baby. Gang, if you're behind on the AI game.

• 21:13Speaker 02

  Hey, hand up.

• 21:14H. Foley?

  Oh, I don't know what's going on.

• 21:16Speaker 02

  Bozo when it comes to it.

• 21:17H. Foley?

  Still writing with a, with a rock. I don't know what's going on.

• 21:19Speaker 02

  Well, that's your first problem. No one's ever written with a rock.

• 21:23H. Foley?

  Listen, if you're trying to build a website, you're trying to start an app, use AI.

• 21:27Speaker 02

  Uh huh.

• 21:28H. Foley?

  And a great way to do it is with Bolt. So get yourself straightened out. Use Bolt. Help build your systems.

• 21:34Speaker 02

  Yes. Bolt new. It transforms ideas into working apps. You can create stunning apps and websites by chatting with AI and getting it done. Cutting out the middleman, making it easier for yourself. You own a small business, you got an idea, you want to kick the, kick the tires on something and figure something out better. Uh, it's the tool for the thing you keep wishing existed. If you, if you're wishing your, your company had a better client tracker, a booking tool, an internal dashboard, you'd otherwise have to hire someone to build or a pitch deck, pitch deck that doesn't look like a template. You describe what you want in a prompt box and Bolt new builds the working app, not a mock-up, no code required. Uh, it's something you can genuinely try and ship this weekend, not just demo.

• 22:17Speaker 02

  Go to Bolt new and use the code BUILD for a free 30-day pro account. That's Bolt new. Code BUILD, B-U-I-L-D, and you've got a full month of probe to build whatever you've been putting off doing. I would say I, you know, I'm not gonna wear those hats.

• 22:36H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 22:37Speaker 02

  Do you believe me?

• 22:38H. Foley?

  No.

• 22:40Speaker 02

  That's our respect.

• 22:40H. Foley?

  I don't believe you at all. I think there's gonna be, very soon, there will be khaki shorts in your future.

• 22:46Speaker 02

  I have, but yeah, I, I have khaki.

• 22:49H. Foley?

  With pockets?

• 22:50Speaker 02

  Why, why wouldn't shorts have pockets? What kind of, what kind of pair of shorts doesn't have pockets?

• 22:54H. Foley?

  I need to put my keys, my change and my dry cleaning receipts in there.

• 22:59Speaker 02

  So you, what, are khaki shorts dad shorts?

• 23:02H. Foley?

  I don't wear shorts. I wear jeans and bathing suits.

• 23:05Speaker 02

  Those are short. But you wear bathing suits as shorts. You do.

• 23:09H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 23:10Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 23:11H. Foley?

  I just got a new bathing suit, too.

• 23:14Speaker 02

  And a new pair of shorts. And a new pair of shorts, apparently. Dual action.

• 23:17H. Foley?

  And a new pair of pajamas, because I slept in it last night at Ian's, because I didn't want to sleep naked in the room.

• 23:22Speaker 02

  You're sleeping in board shorts?

• 23:24H. Foley?

  Not board shorts. This is a straight up bathing suit.

• 23:26Speaker 02

  It's the same.

• 23:26H. Foley?

  It was still a little wet, too, because I wore it and left it.

• 23:29Speaker 02

  You went swimming?

• 23:30H. Foley?

  Yeah, I was swimming.

• 23:31Speaker 02

  Yesterday?

• 23:32H. Foley?

  No, Sunday.

• 23:35Speaker 02

  And Wednesday night, they were still wet? You, you sleep in your jeans before, you're judging what hat you may or may, I may or may not be wearing.

• 23:44H. Foley?

  I'm out there still on the edge, baby.

• 23:46Speaker 03

  That's lake water, too.

• 23:48H. Foley?

  Yes.

• 23:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, you weren't, oh my god.

• 23:51H. Foley?

  Lake Erie.

• 23:52Speaker 02

  That's not even, that's, salt's not even cleansing that.

• 23:55H. Foley?

  I don't like lake water. It's weird. Leaves a weird film on you. You feel like a fish. You smell fish.

• 24:01Speaker 02

  You got tadpoles in your fucking pee hole. That's wild.

• 24:05H. Foley?

  Uh, they're having a good time down there.

• 24:07Speaker 02

  Listen.

• 24:08H. Foley?

  Talk to me.

• 24:08Speaker 02

  Um, yeah, we both stink, obviously, in our, in our different, uh, our different ways and, you know, we are, um, we're both washed. You're hanging on to being cool, though.

• 24:22H. Foley?

  All right, I don't, I don't, I don't think we are washed. I think our best days are ahead of us. I think we're, I think we're getting to our best selves. I know I am my best self.

• 24:34Speaker 02

  I think you're better self than you've been for a year.

• 24:37H. Foley?

  Thank you.

• 24:38Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 24:40H. Foley?

  When was my best self?

• 24:41Speaker 02

  I don't know. How, what were you doing when you were seven? That was probably the last time you were really cooking.

• 24:47H. Foley?

  No, I was licking my mom's roll-on deodorant and eating dirt and, um, getting yelled at a lot.

• 24:53H. Foley?

  Getting smacked around.

• 24:54Speaker 02

  Okay. Um.

• 24:56H. Foley?

  Deserved it. I had bad hair. I cut my own hair. I played soccer. I got a perm. It wasn't my best.

• 25:02Speaker 02

  You get yourself a perm? How the fuck did you get yourself a perm?

• 25:04H. Foley?

  I went to fucking hairstylist school.

• 25:08H. Foley?

  My mom gave me a perm.

• 25:11Speaker 02

  Don't you need chemicals for that?

• 25:12H. Foley?

  Yeah, it's chemicals. Yeah, it burned. Yeah.

• 25:16Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 25:16H. Foley?

  But I want to have a perm, because my cousins had curly hair.

• 25:22Speaker 02

  It's cool.

• 25:22H. Foley?

  Yeah. Maybe I'll get another perm.

• 25:24Speaker 02

  Yeah, I mean, you know what?

• 25:26H. Foley?

  Perm and a tattoo?

• 25:27Speaker 02

  Why not?

• 25:28H. Foley?

  They won't recognize me.

• 25:28Speaker 02

  1983, you'll be fucking cooking.

• 25:31H. Foley?

  You should have been gone!

• 25:33Speaker 03

  This wasn't big for you guys, but did you guys ever shower with a hat on to get the lettuce?

• 25:38Speaker 02

  To get the lettuce?

• 25:39Speaker 03

  That was like a thing in like, when I was in middle school. You'd shower with a flat brim hat and, and you would help.

• 25:45Speaker 02

  It would give you the fur back.

• 25:46Speaker 03

  Yeah, because you'd get that, like, kind of that, that, yeah, the lettuce, the lacrosse.

• 25:50H. Foley?

  You know, you just could have put the hat on after you got out of the shower and your hair was wet.

• 25:53Speaker 03

  It was a thing of like, doing it all together. It was a lax bro myth.

• 25:58Speaker 02

  I kinda, I kinda understand. That's fine. I think that's okay. We used to shower with a hat on. That would like form to your head the best, they would say. Uh.

• 26:10H. Foley?

  Put your cleats in the dishwasher.

• 26:11Speaker 02

  When you're trying to get like, back when, I guess bending it is kind of back, but, uh, before flat brims, you would wear it and it would, that, and I remember them saying like, if you got a good pair of jean, I tried wearing a pair of jeans in the shower. It would like, they would form to you better.

• 26:28H. Foley?

  Yes. Boots, too.

• 26:30Speaker 03

  That's like something Michael Scott would do.

• 26:32Speaker 02

  I got ladies jeans on in the shower. Uh, yeah, you're not wrong. I did it once in college, I think. I didn't feel right and they were a bitch to get off.

• 26:42H. Foley?

  I bought ladies jeans once at the thrift store after I had lost a bunch of weight and I was in jeans for the first time.

• 26:48Speaker 02

  This weekend, if I'm being honest with you. I bought a, bought a two-piece and a pair of ladies, ladies jeans.

• 26:55H. Foley?

  I didn't realize it until like, half the night out. It was like, they were like, it wasn't lame.

• 27:00Speaker 02

  Guys kept grabbing, pinching your butt.

• 27:01H. Foley?

  Liz Claire, that was, that was the brand.

• 27:03Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 27:03H. Foley?

  Liz Claire jeans. Yeah. A lot of guys are hitting on me, though.

• 27:08Speaker 02

  All these guys want to buy me a drink.

• 27:12H. Foley?

  I'll do a sex on the beach and get your number.

• 27:15Speaker 02

  Yeah. Um, all right, listen, all that, I mean, listen, yeah, I don't know. I'm definitely not, uh, I'm still a dirtbag at heart. That's loser shit to me. That's like, not loser shit, but that's like nerd stuff.

• 27:30H. Foley?

  I mean, I disagree. I think those guys probably do very well. They probably have a nice portfolio.

• 27:35Speaker 02

  That does, that's nerd stuff. I don't have a nice portfolio. I just said most of my money's under my mattress with my blood.

• 27:44H. Foley?

  And my semen.

• 27:47Speaker 02

  Uh, yeah, I mean, that's not, that's not the kind of dad I've ever seen. That's, that's not what father figures in my life.

• 27:57H. Foley?

  Give a son shirt.

• 27:58Speaker 02

  No.

• 28:01H. Foley?

  Is there one in the works?

• 28:02Speaker 02

  No.

• 28:02H. Foley?

  When's Father's Day?

• 28:05Speaker 02

  Soon. No, we, it's in June.

• 28:07H. Foley?

  Past.

• 28:08Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 28:08H. Foley?

  You get anything good? I never asked you.

• 28:10Speaker 02

  Uh-uh.

• 28:10H. Foley?

  Uh, no ties or nothing? Kid didn't get you nothing?

• 28:13Speaker 02

  Ties? Uh, she got me. The kid didn't get me nothing. Um,

• 28:19Speaker 02

  I got, I'm sure I got something. I don't remember. Maybe I was away. I think, we were away.

• 28:26H. Foley?

  Were we?

• 28:27Speaker 02

  Yeah. Um.

• 28:29H. Foley?

  Summer's flying by.

• 28:30Speaker 02

  We were screaming at each other in Los Angeles, I believe. Uh.

• 28:33H. Foley?

  Ah, yes, the big LA trip.

• 28:36Speaker 02

  Um, but that's not.

• 28:38H. Foley?

  That's a long time ago.

• 28:41Speaker 02

  That's not, uh, there's no, I wouldn't even, you also, I'd have to wear that stuff around my, like, if I tried to roll into fucking North Wildwood Beach with that,

• 28:55Speaker 02

  you'd get crucified. So it's like, still like, you know.

• 28:58H. Foley?

  At least I know there's people keeping you in check down there. They worry about you.

• 29:02Speaker 02

  Yeah, I think you.

• 29:03H. Foley?

  The frozen yogurt, the malls, the fucking, you know, home projects, the, the oven, pizza oven, making pizzas.

• 29:11Speaker 02

  You bought me the pizza oven.

• 29:12H. Foley?

  Yeah, and you threw it away.

• 29:14Speaker 02

  I didn't, so I still have it. Um.

• 29:16H. Foley?

  You got a new one, you got a new one, because your new buddy told you.

• 29:18Speaker 02

  No, you bought me one that stinks. It's not my problem. You gave me a bad gift. I done.

• 29:24H. Foley?

  It's $35.

• 29:26Speaker 02

  Which I will need back. Uh, yeah, I mean, like, I wear.

• 29:29H. Foley?

  I apologize for that garage fire.

• 29:31Speaker 02

  I wear, uh, Dale Earnhardt Intimidator hat when I'm doing, it's like, I'm far from.

• 29:37H. Foley?

  Checking in on you.

• 29:38Speaker 02

  I'm far from that. I have to, if I wore a fucking hat like that, I'd have to.

• 29:40H. Foley?

  If you want to come to Brooklyn and hang out, just let me know.

• 29:43Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's what I want to do. Hang out in a windowless basement. I got a pool, dog. It's a pool. It's a pool. What?

• 29:53H. Foley?

  Water in it.

• 29:54Speaker 02

  Yeah. It's starting to get a little green again, if I'm being honest with you.

• 29:58H. Foley?

  Just pouring regular.

• 29:59Speaker 02

  We've lost the pool!

• 30:00H. Foley?

  Pouring regular bleach in there.

• 30:02Speaker 02

  I'm sure that would work.

• 30:03H. Foley?

  Yeah, I'm sure it would.

• 30:03Speaker 02

  I'd kill, I'd kill anything.

• 30:04H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 30:05Speaker 02

  You know what I mean?

• 30:06H. Foley?

  Including your skin cells.

• 30:07Speaker 02

  You had to delete it a little bit. Again, it's a little, it's a little cloudy. We had a bad storm.

• 30:11H. Foley?

  Huh. See, Ben, so you got branches in the yard? You worried about that? Have you had a guy come over and trim any branches yet?

• 30:16Speaker 02

  Of course.

• 30:17H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 30:18Speaker 02

  But, but what is that, what is that trashy behavior?

• 30:22H. Foley?

  It's not. I'm just jealous, because I don't have them.

• 30:27H. Foley?

  This guy thinks he's real cool with his branches. Got Ash Plundo over there hanging out.

• 30:33Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, I got you. I got you.

• 30:36H. Foley?

  It's good stuff.

• 30:37Speaker 02

  Alright, let's see. All this aside, we got a Gosh Darn Family episode on our hands. As you know, when you join Patreon, we will answer your garbage question. This one's from Eric. $10, homie, never had one read. Is it garbage if you see a helicopter flying low and say, "Oh, that's not good. They're probably looking for someone." That's hilarious. I've never thought that. That's so good. That's really good.

• 31:02Speaker 02

  That's a dude, that is a-

• 31:03H. Foley?

  That's something you say in that hat.

• 31:04Speaker 02

  No.

• 31:05H. Foley?

  Yeah, it is.

• 31:06Speaker 02

  No.

• 31:07H. Foley?

  Uh huh.

• 31:09Speaker 02

  That's the kind of guy who tucks his pant legs into his fucking socks so he doesn't get ticks. That ain't me.

• 31:14H. Foley?

  Let me ask you this. Somebody drives by the house, "Roly, this guy's flying."

• 31:18Speaker 02

  No. No. You got me pegged as the wrong guy.

• 31:22H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 31:22Speaker 02

  I mean, what in, you know...

• 31:26Speaker 02

  I'm a dirt- I'm still the same dirtbag, you know?

• 31:29H. Foley?

  My man.

• 31:31Speaker 02

  I'm not getting tattoos and joining a band, but, you know...

• 31:41Speaker 02

  It's like what a bad character in a movie does.

• 31:44H. Foley?

  What?

• 31:45Speaker 02

  Exactly what you're doing. I'm reinventing myself. Tattoo. And then, but not aware of it.

• 31:52H. Foley?

  Huh? I'm aware.

• 31:53Speaker 02

  I don't know.

• 31:54H. Foley?

  I'm aware.

• 31:54Speaker 02

  I don't think so.

• 31:55H. Foley?

  I stink. Which camera's mine?

• 31:59Speaker 03

  What's your vape flavor gonna be?

• 32:01H. Foley?

  Blueberry mint.

• 32:03Speaker 02

  They have anything, right? I'm sure.

• 32:05H. Foley?

  Not here, though. Can't get them in New York, right?

• 32:07Speaker 03

  Yeah, you can.

• 32:07H. Foley?

  Oh, you can?

• 32:08Speaker 03

  You gotta know a guy.

• 32:09Speaker 02

  You live in Brooklyn, you're thinking about getting a tattoo, you don't think you can get fucking flavored vapes? You're a wannabe, dude.

• 32:16Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 32:16Speaker 02

  You're a fucking wannabe.

• 32:18H. Foley?

  What's this hacky sack people keep talking about?

• 32:21Speaker 02

  You're doing the yo-yo? You're do- you're doing shit that was cool in the 70s?

• 32:26H. Foley?

  Who's this band Geese I gotta start listening to?

• 32:28Speaker 02

  You guys wanna play jacks?

• 32:33Speaker 02

  Alright, let's see here. This one's from Foley Socks. $10, homie, never had one read. You's ever gotten a bartering war between two cable companies? My dad once told DirecTV that if they want his TV box back, they'll have to come pick it up out of the front yard. They gave him Sunday Ticket 30% off and lowered his price instantly.

• 32:52H. Foley?

  These are good.

• 32:53Speaker 02

  That's good.

• 32:54H. Foley?

  That's great.

• 32:55Speaker 02

  We never really got into that. Patty, I know, I'm sure.

• 32:59H. Foley?

  My mother has changed. Phone companies, data plans, internet companies, she will fucking... She's like in heat. She will drop it in 30 seconds flat. She does not give a shit.

• 33:10Speaker 02

  I feel like that's- I feel like that's all. That was stuff of like the early 2000s where you go, "I'm doing this." I remember my brother would get HBO. When we found out, that's how I found out what prorated meant. If you got HBO and can't watched... Had it for a week, they would prorate. They would charge you per day instead of the month. If it was like 30 bucks a month and you had it for a week, they would charge you $9. So he would get HBO and watch like all of Band of Brothers, then cancel it, and then only have to pay $7.

• 33:48H. Foley?

  I didn't know you could do that. You could cancel in a month.

• 33:50Speaker 02

  That's- at some point, they were doing that, where they would prorate.

• 33:54H. Foley?

  And they smartened up.

• 33:55Speaker 02

  Yeah, I guess. I don't know.

• 33:56H. Foley?

  I used to know that my- our phone companies got trashier and trashier as the house phone was dying because there'd be a new phone. They'd give you a phone. And there were those Vtech phones.

• 34:06Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 34:07H. Foley?

  Ugh. Brutal.

• 34:09Speaker 02

  That's fucking- I forgot about that.

• 34:12H. Foley?

  Yeah, you know what was legendary, though? The original Find My Phone? The button that you push on the thing?

• 34:18Speaker 02

  On the receiver, like on the dock.

• 34:20H. Foley?

  Yeah, push that.

• 34:22Speaker 02

  Right. That was revolutionary.

• 34:24H. Foley?

  It was. It was.

• 34:27Speaker 02

  I remember in college, Comcast at that part, at that time, had come out with the triple play. Remember that? $99, you got your phone, you got your cable, and what else was it?

• 34:38H. Foley?

  It was like unlimited data or something.

• 34:40Speaker 02

  Phone, so it was phone, TV, and internet. It was the Comcast triple play, $99.

• 34:50Speaker 02

  And then, we came, so we got our house in college and we got, uh... You would call and they'd go, "Hey, listen." I go, "I don't want the phone, but I need cable and, uh, TV." Or TV and internet. And they go, "Well, it's just cheaper. It's gonna be $129 for those two, because there's no package. So you might as well get the triple play. You don't even have to plug the phone in." So we said, "Alright," but I go, "You know what? It's still like, you know, I have a house phone."

• 35:19H. Foley?

  You have a house phone?

• 35:20Speaker 02

  Yeah, you know what I mean? We had a house phone, dude, and my one boy, shout out Eddie, lived with him for six months until he switched. Moved his boy in, uh, because he couldn't take the lease. Shout out John, um, who didn't go to school. He just lived at our house in North Philly. But Eddie's phone was constantly off or not active or-

• 35:44H. Foley?

  His cellular phone.

• 35:44Speaker 02

  His cellular phone.

• 35:46H. Foley?

  This is at the time of minutes and nights and weekends.

• 35:48Speaker 02

  Yeah, minute, and I probably, yeah. Not probably, nah. At that point, like the iPhone might be out, like iPhone 1. So it's like, but charger, battery life.

• 35:59H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 35:59Speaker 02

  It was, it wasn't what it is now.

• 36:01H. Foley?

  Was he holding court on the house phone?

• 36:03Speaker 02

  Dude, he'd have it, he'd have it in his pocket. We'd be out back smoking, and he was living a life where people were calling him a lot.

• 36:11H. Foley?

  Gotcha.

• 36:11Speaker 02

  Got, like, neighborhood guys, guys he worked with. He worked down at, uh...

• 36:18Speaker 02

  Ruby, uh, no, Ruth Chris.

• 36:20H. Foley?

  Ah!

• 36:21Speaker 02

  He was a waiter at Ruth Chris, you can imagine what his social life was like.

• 36:25H. Foley?

  There is-

• 36:26Speaker 02

  He was probably crossing paths with you in some back alley at some point.

• 36:30H. Foley?

  There is no bigger dirtball than the corporate steakhouse waiter. Shout out to you. That guy can get you anything, anytime, any day, any minute. That guy's connected.

• 36:44Speaker 02

  He would be, at this point, he's out of school.

• 36:46H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 36:47Speaker 02

  He's just working.

• 36:48H. Foley?

  Uh huh.

• 36:48Speaker 02

  He's taking a semester off, or they asked him to leave or something. So he's-

• 36:52H. Foley?

  Ruth Chris.

• 36:53Speaker 02

  Dude, he's-

• 36:55H. Foley?

  Push some lobster mac.

• 36:57Speaker 02

  He's got that phone pretty much on his-

• 36:59H. Foley?

  His belt. He's got it on his waiting tables.

• 37:02Speaker 02

  He would run to the corner store. That receiver was getting active.

• 37:07H. Foley?

  He used to always test how far you get away from the house with that thing.

• 37:11Speaker 02

  Well, because you couldn't text. Now I'm thinking about it, he lost all text messaging capability. So he's got a call. And he was on the phone like a stockbroker in the 80s, dude. He was like he worked-

• 37:22H. Foley?

  Soon as 9 o'clock comes, boom!

• 37:24Speaker 02

  Like he worked for Stratford, Oakmont or whatever. He was-

• 37:26H. Foley?

  Stratton, Oakmont.

• 37:27Speaker 02

  Stratton, Oakmont. He was closing every- and I just remember, he would be smoking in Newport, fucking on the phone in sweatpants. Talking to people. You know him. He's the good-looking kid. Sober now.

• 37:42H. Foley?

  Oh, no shit!

• 37:43Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 37:44H. Foley?

  I love that kid.

• 37:45Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 37:45H. Foley?

  Kid's a looker.

• 37:47Speaker 02

  Look a kid doing well. Um, but yeah, that was his. The cordless dude. Hang with a guy who's on a cordless phone is never a good sign. Someone's jammed the fuck up. You're running with the wrong crew if your boy's got a cordless phone on him.

• 38:01H. Foley?

  It's great, man. That's fucking great. Kim, let's talk about Rocket Money, baby!

• 38:07Speaker 02

  Rocket Money!

• 38:09H. Foley?

  Over here, we love that Rocket Money. You know what I like?

• 38:12Speaker 02

  What's that?

• 38:13H. Foley?

  When I have a subscription to something, you know what I mean? And I forget about it, or I stop going or whatever, and then they keep billing me for it. I like that. I like, you know, throwing the money away.

• 38:23Speaker 02

  Oh, you like that?

• 38:23H. Foley?

  I like that.

• 38:24Speaker 02

  Well, because you're an idiot. Get Rocket Money. They solved that for you.

• 38:27H. Foley?

  They solved that for you. That's right. They go in, they find a subscription, they can cancel it, has everything in there. Plus, you can save money. Organize yourself. We're talking about less stress. It's amazing.

• 38:37Speaker 02

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• 39:29Speaker 04

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• 39:46Speaker 02

  Alright, let's see here. This one's a great name. Patio Furniture.

• 39:50H. Foley?

  Hello.

• 39:50Speaker 02

  Uh, do you or anyone you know have a picture with the naked cowboy in Times Square? That's a great one. We...

• 39:58H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 39:58Speaker 02

  We hu- I mean, yeah. I did say, that guy's dead.

• 40:01H. Foley?

  Is it a different one?

• 40:02Speaker 02

  I, see if you can get, yeah, that guy, that wasn't the naked cowboy I grew up with. Not that I grew up with.

• 40:08H. Foley?

  You live with him?

• 40:10Speaker 02

  Stepdad was a freak.

• 40:11H. Foley?

  I see, and you had quite the cattle cave of roommates.

• 40:14Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, that, uh...

• 40:16H. Foley?

  The guy that...

• 40:17Speaker 02

  He was a different guy.

• 40:19H. Foley?

  He was fucked up.

• 40:20Speaker 02

  Yeah, so we did a show, this is, we did a show for an AM radio station.

• 40:24H. Foley?

  We did. Sid and Nancy, what's it called?

• 40:28Speaker 02

  That's it.

• 40:28H. Foley?

  Sid and somebody?

• 40:30Speaker 02

  Sid and the Kid. Look, see if you can find that out. New York AM radio, Sid and Sid and Boomer.

• 40:36H. Foley?

  Remember when they brought us up? They're like, we give these new guys a chance.

• 40:40Speaker 02

  They were not, they didn't know who we...

• 40:41H. Foley?

  Fuck you talking about?

• 40:42Speaker 02

  Nah, I'm not trashing these guys. They were nice enough guys.

• 40:44H. Foley?

  Buy you and sell you. I can't, but maybe Kevin could.

• 40:48Speaker 02

  No, those dudes, those guys were making radio cash at the height of fucking, at the last fucking...

• 40:52H. Foley?

  They were making, uh, what's his name? Who's the guy with the cowboy hat? I miss money. Don Imus.

• 40:57Speaker 02

  He died too.

• 40:58H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 40:59Speaker 02

  Got a tattoo of him.

• 40:59H. Foley?

  I'm gonna. It's my next one.

• 41:02Speaker 02

  Don Imus, my dad, and Dragonfly.

• 41:05Speaker 03

  Was it Sid Rosenberg?

• 41:06Speaker 02

  Yeah!

• 41:07H. Foley?

  Yes!

• 41:07Speaker 02

  Okay, yeah.

• 41:08H. Foley?

  Yeah, we're actually cool as shit.

• 41:09Speaker 03

  It's called Sid and Friends now.

• 41:10H. Foley?

  Well, it was Sid and somebody else. Wasn't that Curtis Swilla?

• 41:13Speaker 02

  Curtis was there.

• 41:15H. Foley?

  He was?

• 41:15Speaker 02

  It was a, alright, so listen, we...

• 41:17H. Foley?

  That was like meeting Darth Vader.

• 41:18Speaker 02

  Our old podcast, yeah. Our old...

• 41:21H. Foley?

  Is that, we did, that wasn't Are You Garbage? That was Hard Feelings?

• 41:25Speaker 02

  That was Hard Feelings.

• 41:26H. Foley?

  Holy shit.

• 41:27Speaker 02

  So our old podcast was on a radio network, on a podcast of a radio network, right? OG Podcast Network.

• 41:35H. Foley?

  Which we were, yeah, we recorded in, uh...

• 41:37Speaker 02

  An AM radio station.

• 41:38H. Foley?

  Dude, it was...

• 41:39Speaker 02

  That was fun, though. That was a cool time in our life, I do have to say.

• 41:42H. Foley?

  Okay, yeah, it was. That was a hundred percent. That part of it was.

• 41:45Speaker 02

  That was exciting. Dude, we were fucking recording above Madison Square Garden, one pen Plaza, two pen Plaza, thought everybody was one. Uh, in one of the, in the, you know...

• 41:55H. Foley?

  Yeah, one of the old school booths.

• 41:56Speaker 02

  We go up...

• 41:56H. Foley?

  That's where I had a real cough button.

• 41:59Speaker 03

  Uh, I think it was, uh, the Bernie and Sid Show?

• 42:02Speaker 02

  Bernie and Sid Show?

• 42:03H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 42:04Speaker 02

  Uh, and there was some sort of live event honoring them.

• 42:10H. Foley?

  Right.

• 42:11Speaker 02

  And there were some comics on the show.

• 42:13H. Foley?

  Brewer, we watched Brewer murder.

• 42:15Speaker 02

  Yeah, we were stru- we struggled.

• 42:16H. Foley?

  Oh my god.

• 42:17Speaker 02

  Uh, he went up.

• 42:20Speaker 02

  I remember, yeah.

• 42:22H. Foley?

  Took the room apart.

• 42:23Speaker 02

  Yeah, and it was one of those things where he's like, you just see it, because they were like, uh, they had not, they changed the order. It was like, we all got there before. They was like, hey, get there at six. Everybody shows up at six, and then it was like a five-hour show. They're like, you're gonna, you know, and they told him, you're not going on, and he was like, what the heck's happening?

• 42:39H. Foley?

  He was literally, he, he looked like he was half asleep, standing on the side. Second he got on stage, it was like, fuck you. It was insane.

• 42:47Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 42:47H. Foley?

  Murdered.

• 42:48Speaker 02

  But they brought us, they didn't know who we were. It wasn't them.

• 42:50H. Foley?

  No.

• 42:51Speaker 02

  The guy who was producing our podcast pushed us to get on.

• 42:54H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 42:54Speaker 02

  And we got on, we thought it was like...

• 42:56H. Foley?

  It's our shot.

• 42:57Speaker 02

  We thought this was...

• 42:58H. Foley?

  We get in with these guys.

• 42:59Speaker 02

  We get in with the AM radio guys.

• 43:01H. Foley?

  You're in the Guardian Angels.

• 43:03Speaker 02

  Yeah, beating people up on the subway.

• 43:07H. Foley?

  Couple of them satin jackets for the boys, huh?

• 43:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, but the naked cowboy was there, and he showed up. Remember his manager showed up on meth? That guy showed up, dude, he was, he's like, you know, when, Gary's not here yet, but he's coming. They were calling the naked cowboy by his first name, whatever it was.

• 43:24H. Foley?

  Hammer drunk and not in a fun way.

• 43:27Speaker 02

  Let me see.

• 43:27H. Foley?

  No, it's not, it's not the same guy. It was a different guy.

• 43:30Speaker 03

  It's got, I mean, it's Robert Burke is the naked cowboy. He's got a...

• 43:33H. Foley?

  Probably not be trashing the poor guy with this. He's gotta make a living.

• 43:38Speaker 03

  He's doing great.

• 43:40Speaker 03

  He's got an Instagram going.

• 43:41H. Foley?

  Yeah, this guy committed to kick our ass. He's fucking in pretty good shape.

• 43:44Speaker 03

  Looks great. He's 55.

• 43:47H. Foley?

  Is he?

• 43:47Speaker 03

  Yeah, he looks incredible.

• 43:48H. Foley?

  I feel bad. No, I feel bad now.

• 43:51Speaker 02

  That's alright. You don't feel bad.

• 43:53H. Foley?

  No, I do.

• 43:54Speaker 02

  He's doing better than you.

• 43:55H. Foley?

  What do you mean?

• 43:57Speaker 02

  What?

• 43:57H. Foley?

  With chicks? It's a deal.

• 43:59Speaker 02

  He's shredded.

• 44:00H. Foley?

  Shredded?

• 44:01Speaker 02

  Got a good career.

• 44:01H. Foley?

  Uh huh.

• 44:03Speaker 02

  Famous street performer wears cowboy hat, whatever. He had a, he might be sober now, I don't know. Uh, whatever, maybe he was, he was coming from a bachelor party. I don't fucking know.

• 44:10H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 44:11Speaker 02

  I remember he had a flask in his boot, though, because he had no po- he had no pockets, because he's a naked cowboy.

• 44:17H. Foley?

  Switchblade in the other.

• 44:18Speaker 02

  Yeah, I, I saw him.

• 44:19H. Foley?

  MetroCard and house keys.

• 44:24Speaker 02

  I saw, that was like a showbiz moment for me. We were like, we're all in the wings waiting to go on, and they, he was going on next, and he, they were like, we gotta get here, he's gotta get back to Times Square. This is a fucking charity gig to him, you know what I mean? He's making all, he makes all his money in the fucking street, dog. So...

• 44:41H. Foley?

  It's like a variety show.

• 44:42Speaker 02

  Yeah, it was.

• 44:43H. Foley?

  It's like being on the Muppet Show, we're over in the wings.

• 44:45Speaker 02

  And they, so we got not, or he was going ahead. They were moving him ahead, they were ahead in the lineup.

• 44:52Speaker 02

  And he pulled the flask out of his boot, took a nip right in for like, you know, took a fucking whack of it and goes, here goes, nothing, screw, put it back, and went out like, fucking, da na na na na, and fucking, played, brought the house down.

• 45:05H. Foley?

  That was definitely Rumplemin's.

• 45:08Speaker 02

  Rumplemin's, when you're the naked cowboy.

• 45:10H. Foley?

  I don't think it was a Bordeaux or Cabernet.

• 45:14Speaker 02

  Maybe a little bit of Nissi wine in there. Uh, yeah, I remember that was, uh, that was, uh, but shout out to him. He's a, he was a fix, I, I, he used to be, I used to watch TRL when he was in it, like, he was in the background in Times Square. He would be down there.

• 45:28H. Foley?

  That's probably placement, that's management placement. Make sure you get in there now, wide shot.

• 45:33Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 45:34H. Foley?

  I should not doing that on Good Morning America, showing up outside there.

• 45:37Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's sad, though. They need anybody they can get. Remember how they used to pan around to, like, they'd go outside?

• 45:42H. Foley?

  Dude, I would assign Kippy stinks.

• 45:44Speaker 02

  You should.

• 45:45H. Foley?

  Not you personally.

• 45:46Speaker 02

  Another guy, y'all Kippy. I see you get up at eight o'clock in the morning.

• 45:52H. Foley?

  Alright, nothing.

• 45:54Speaker 02

  I saw.

• 45:55H. Foley?

  I was gonna try to defend it.

• 45:57Speaker 02

  Um, but they, you used to go, there used to be mobbed, the people at 30 Rock, or, yeah, that's Rockefeller Plaza, right?

• 46:03H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 46:04Speaker 02

  Mobbed, and now you can see them, they go, oh, we're gonna talk to the Dempsey's who are in from Connecticut, and then they just get other fat, they get other groups to be like, punch in and make, you know, fill out the shot, because it's thin.

• 46:16Speaker 03

  We did it once. Not, not like we came late, we were huge fans of the Today Show.

• 46:21Speaker 02

  Who does that?

• 46:23H. Foley?

  As a fit, my mom.

• 46:24Speaker 02

  Yeah, I get...

• 46:25H. Foley?

  My mom and all my aunts have done that.

• 46:26Speaker 02

  I get that.

• 46:27H. Foley?

  Like St. Patrick's Day and shit.

• 46:28Speaker 02

  But the family...

• 46:29H. Foley?

  I screamed at her. So embarrassing.

• 46:33Speaker 02

  What, did she win?

• 46:34H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 46:34Speaker 02

  She's an old broad, like, I mean, a, a group of, a group of geese go, that's fine. He went as a family.

• 46:40H. Foley?

  You liked the Today Show?

• 46:42Speaker 02

  Who the fuck likes the Today Show as a family? You should have been in school.

• 46:45Speaker 03

  We watched it before school every day, the Today Show.

• 46:48H. Foley?

  Times you go to school, that show's on like nine o'clock.

• 46:50Speaker 03

  Nah, it's all...

• 46:51H. Foley?

  Rich kids have it better. Showed up at school ten...

• 46:55Speaker 03

  It's like 7:00 AM, it's cooking.

• 46:57H. Foley?

  You guys would get up and watch the Today?

• 46:59Speaker 03

  My dad would have it playing when me and my brother were eating breakfast and everything.

• 47:01H. Foley?

  Brian Gumbel?

• 47:02Speaker 03

  Uh, no, that was more Matt Lauer days.

• 47:05H. Foley?

  Matt Lauer, Katie Couric?

• 47:06Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 47:07H. Foley?

  Huh. Wow. Roker?

• 47:09Speaker 03

  Where in the world is Matt La- or no, where in the world is Al Roker? Or is it Matt Lauer?

• 47:13H. Foley?

  Why, where was he?

• 47:14Speaker 03

  That would be, it was a segment they would do once a year for a week, and he would just be in different places in the world, and they would do the, the broadcast from there.

• 47:21H. Foley?

  That's all I, I, he probably did that in the, in the fucking 30 Rock in the studio. He wasn't fucking, his fat ass driving all over the place.

• 47:28Speaker 02

  He's all fucking Studio 8H.

• 47:31Speaker 02

  Um, yeah, I, uh...

• 47:35Speaker 03

  Where in the world, where in the world is Matt Lauer?

• 47:37Speaker 02

  Oh my god.

• 47:39H. Foley?

  Would you guys sing the song as it was going on?

• 47:41Speaker 03

  Definitely.

• 47:42H. Foley?

  God, it's wholesome. Man, my dad was coming down 10 minutes late for work, crushing a fucking cup of coffee, giving me a smack, yelling at me.

• 47:50Speaker 02

  That's what you should get tattooed. Remember how he, I, I'd wanna be remembered.

• 47:55H. Foley?

  Tell me what an embarrassment I was.

• 47:56Speaker 02

  Smacking you around, you little dick bitch. Um... Yeah, that's, uh, I don't know, I never, I mean, the stuff we liked as a family, it's just, it's, it's, we're just...

• 48:07H. Foley?

  Unsuitable for a broadcast.

• 48:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, we're just different. I remember, my dad took me to one of the first wing bowls at the Electric Factory.

• 48:17Speaker 02

  That's what you know when like, there's like other, there's drunk guys going, you shouldn't be here, looking at them like, you brought your kids to the fucking, and then other guys going, I'll get that, it's a good family, right? You know what I mean? Like, you're getting judged from both angles.

• 48:29H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 48:29Speaker 02

  Some guys like, I wish my kids called me back.

• 48:31H. Foley?

  Want a cigar, kid?

• 48:34H. Foley?

  I wish my kids called me back. Hey, get the house phone, get the triple play.

• 48:39Speaker 02

  Shout out to the Slowskis. Remember the Slowskis?

• 48:41H. Foley?

  What the fuck was that, dude? Who are you rolling with? The Slowskis? Woo wee!

• 48:48Speaker 02

  You don't remember the Comcast Slowskis?

• 48:50H. Foley?

  What kind of helmet did the kid wear? Jesus, getting Slowski.

• 48:55Speaker 02

  You don't remember the Comcast Slowskis?

• 48:57H. Foley?

  No.

• 48:58Speaker 02

  My mom.

• 48:58H. Foley?

  Were they a family? They own it?

• 49:01Speaker 02

  They were a fam- it was...

• 49:02H. Foley?

  On a commercial?

• 49:03Speaker 02

  Of turtles.

• 49:04H. Foley?

  Turtles?

• 49:04Speaker 02

  They were the Slowskis.

• 49:05H. Foley?

  Oh.

• 49:06Speaker 02

  My mom will still go, like, I'm the, my mom said it, I saw my mom two days ago, she goes, like, we're the goddamn Slowskis, that's what she said. She makes it sound like a Polish family from the northeast. Off Cotman Ave to Slowski.

• 49:20H. Foley?

  Wearing our t-shirts backwards.

• 49:22Speaker 02

  You know the Garys.

• 49:22H. Foley?

  House smelling like onions.

• 49:24Speaker 02

  You know Patty and Ali Slowski.

• 49:27Speaker 02

  Uh...

• 49:28H. Foley?

  Nah, I don't remember them.

• 49:29Speaker 02

  You don't remember them?

• 49:30H. Foley?

  I remember the what's up.

• 49:37H. Foley?

  That's about when I checked out of.

• 49:39Speaker 02

  That's when pop culture was at its finest.

• 49:42H. Foley?

  It really was.

• 49:45Speaker 02

  I just pictured you going, "I'm not topping that," you turned the TV on.

• 49:48H. Foley?

  Give me a Tony Romo bad game and a couple of those. Let's go. Yeah, that's when I kinda checked out.

• 49:55Speaker 02

  Wait, do you think Tony Romo and the What's Up guys were on at the same time? No way, dude.

• 50:01H. Foley?

  Yeah, and Britney Spears.

• 50:03Speaker 02

  No.

• 50:04H. Foley?

  Yes.

• 50:04Speaker 02

  Tony Romo and the What's Up guys?

• 50:07H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 50:07Speaker 02

  No, the What's Up guys, I was like...

• 50:09H. Foley?

  No, I'm talking about, "Wazaa!" The guy from Bud Light, "Wazaa!"

• 50:12Speaker 02

  Yeah, Luke, get a... I was young.

• 50:14Speaker 03

  That's 1999. I mean, maybe Romo started, yeah.

• 50:19H. Foley?

  Started in 99? What are you, nuts?

• 50:24Speaker 02

  I didn't realize that was that. I thought I was younger for that. Oh, I'm thinking of the Bud. I'm thinking of the Frogs. I was younger.

• 50:31H. Foley?

  I didn't like them. They scared me.

• 50:35Speaker 03

  Romo signed in 2003.

• 50:37H. Foley?

  Oh shit.

• 50:38Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 50:40Speaker 02

  That's all right, you're, I mean, you're in the same world. I thought he, I thought he was 15 years old. I was thinking, one with the Frogs. The Frogs were early, earlier 90s. You don't even know this one.

• 50:50Speaker 03

  I know Frogs.

• 50:51H. Foley?

  You guys, were you watching fucking This Old House with your parents? I'm a dork.

• 50:54Speaker 03

  I was. I would eat one piece of, like, whole bread and watch This Old House at like 10:00 PM with my dad if I couldn't sleep.

• 51:00H. Foley?

  One piece of whole bread?

• 51:01Speaker 03

  Yeah, like whole wheat toast.

• 51:03H. Foley?

  What, did you have butter and jelly on it?

• 51:05Speaker 03

  Nah, just be plain.

• 51:06H. Foley?

  Why would that put you to sleep?

• 51:07Speaker 02

  Would you toast it?

• 51:08Speaker 03

  No.

• 51:09H. Foley?

  What? What are you, a billy goat?

• 51:13Speaker 02

  He's over there eating trash.

• 51:16H. Foley?

  Hey, why?

• 51:17Speaker 03

  I don't know, it's just nice. My dad would always be watching This Old House late at night, or, you know, 10:00 PM, and we were supposed to be going to bed at like 6:00.

• 51:26Speaker 02

  Man, we had different childhoods. I remember one time, I remember one time, we had HBO downstairs.

• 51:32H. Foley?

  Uh huh.

• 51:33Speaker 02

  And I was slow, it was, it was, this is when channels, you had to like, there was no guide.

• 51:39H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 51:40Speaker 02

  You know what I mean? And they were chachunk, and you'd wait. It had to like fully load before you could skip past it, you know what I mean?

• 51:46Speaker 03

  Get you jammed up.

• 51:47Speaker 02

  And I was young. I was young, and it was me and him, probably Friday, you know, it had to be a weekend night.

• 51:55H. Foley?

  Charlie Tammy saw him, yeah.

• 51:56Speaker 02

  That's what his custodial rights kicked in.

• 52:02H. Foley?

  Corner boy, corner boy did supervisor sitting in the armchair. Oh man. Clutching her purse.

• 52:11H. Foley?

  Why is the boy so heavyset?

• 52:13Speaker 02

  That seems like a lot of bowls of cereal for one boy.

• 52:21H. Foley?

  Mr. Ryan, have you tried exercising the boy at all?

• 52:25Speaker 02

  She's waving pillows of smoke out of her face. He's just cranking eaters.

• 52:33Speaker 02

  Which we were a smoking household.

• 52:37H. Foley?

  My breath smells good.

• 52:38Speaker 02

  We were a smoking household.

• 52:42H. Foley?

  Those cuzzin' eaters.

• 52:45H. Foley?

  Smoking inside last night, I eat her.

• 52:46Speaker 02

  Um, I mean, smoking inside versus, we didn't, they didn't smoke outside.

• 52:53H. Foley?

  No. What do you mean? Like, go outside and, what? No.

• 52:56Speaker 02

  Never. Not one. It was, we would sit there, watching TV, just eater bill. Um...

• 53:03Speaker 02

  But it was me and him, and he was flipping through the channels. HBO was channel 13, and we get to 13, "Oh, I never told you this," and it was a guy laying down. But it wa, it was like a more of a risque.

• 53:21H. Foley?

  "Wazaa!"

• 53:23Speaker 02

  But it was more of a risque movie versus a porn.

• 53:25H. Foley?

  Like the Red Shoe Diaries?

• 53:27Speaker 02

  I don't know what that is.

• 53:28H. Foley?

  Oh, that did it for me. In fact, Duchovny was in that.

• 53:31Speaker 02

  Probably something more like that. It was like more of like actors, it was more of like a sexy scene.

• 53:36H. Foley?

  Softcore.

• 53:37Speaker 02

  Yeah, this was more softcore. No penetr, I don't, I didn't see any penetration.

• 53:41H. Foley?

  Not HBO.

• 53:42Speaker 02

  Um...

• 53:43H. Foley?

  What the hell?

• 53:44Speaker 02

  But he was laying there and she was, uh...

• 53:47H. Foley?

  Suking his duke?

• 53:48Speaker 02

  No, she was jerking him off.

• 53:49H. Foley?

  Really?

• 53:50Speaker 02

  But she was like down at, towards the end of the bed, like, I don't, I, she was like kneeling, he was laying down, she was kneeling down by his Johnson, you know what I mean?

• 53:59H. Foley?

  Yeah, she was blowing him and jerking him off. You never had that?

• 54:03Speaker 02

  I'm trying to explain my point of view as a seven-year-old, yeah.

• 54:10Speaker 02

  I don't, I don't, I don't need you to explain it to me now as, uh, as a 40-year-old man with a kid, I get that part of it. I'm trying to show you what I understood as a seven-year-old. I didn't understand why she was so far, like, that he was laying, and she was like kneeling or something. She was upright.

• 54:30H. Foley?

  Uh huh.

• 54:31Speaker 02

  And just, and the shot was from, like, the foot of the bed, so it was like, and I remember being like, "What the heck?" But it took so long for the channel to load and then he could hit the button real quick, and I like, it was one of those things, I'm like, do I look back or not look? Is he gonna say something? Nothing, we just kept, mm, right on through.

• 54:52H. Foley?

  You look back, he's like, "Hmm?"

• 54:57H. Foley?

  I couldn't tell you what my father watched at night because of that similar same reason. If I came downstairs, it was either Emerald Live with the bang, which, that was the pinnacle.

• 55:08Speaker 02

  That was the, that was...

• 55:09H. Foley?

  That was it.

• 55:10Speaker 02

  That was the pinnacle of comedy to my stepdad. Emerald Live, bang. Bam. Bam.

• 55:15H. Foley?

  We should have nuked the place the second that got, that's Sopranos, that's 2001, 2002, that, that was it. That's as good as it's gonna get.

• 55:24Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 55:25H. Foley?

  Yeah, I fucking, I do, I watch his Instagram all the time. He's in there cooking.

• 55:29Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 55:30H. Foley?

  Some sharp guy. He's, he's, it's like what Bert does. He's got, he's got the team around him, you know, it's awesome. Still cooking.

• 55:37Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 55:38H. Foley?

  Still cooking.

• 55:38Speaker 02

  It's great. Proud of him. Well, it'd be weird if he stopped cooking. He's a, he didn't get into it for the business, he's a fucking chef.

• 55:45H. Foley?

  I always liked the couple in Emerald Live that was up front, that was at the bar.

• 55:50Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 55:50H. Foley?

  I always thought they were swingers, I don't know why. I knew they were doing weird shit. You know what I mean? No?

• 55:57Speaker 02

  I never really watched it, I've just more, no.

• 55:59H. Foley?

  Is that my?

• 55:59Speaker 03

  You think everyone's a swinger?

• 56:01Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 56:02H. Foley?

  My dad was either watching Emerald Live or when I came downstairs, if I, first of all, if I came downstairs when I was supposed to be in bed, I was, I wasn't getting a fucking piece of toast, I'll tell you that. And sit down, bud. I got upstairs! Cause he was watching something he shouldn't have been watching.

• 56:18Speaker 02

  I don't think I had a bedtime now that I see you say that.

• 56:21H. Foley?

  I, I didn't have a bedtime, but it was just, if he was trying to watch some skin flick and I popped down, you know, he'd be down there, Patty'd be up in bed.

• 56:32H. Foley?

  You do the math. Wasn't watching This Old House. But we would watch that on Saturdays and Sundays together.

• 56:36Speaker 02

  Watching This Old Asshole.

• 56:42H. Foley?

  Man, that girl's gone wild, fucking infomercial would come on, holy shit.

• 56:46Speaker 02

  Couldn't tell me nothing. Um...

• 56:50H. Foley?

  Should have went to a big school.

• 56:53Speaker 02

  Just like worried about the tit you missed out on 25 years, you would have failed out of there too. Oh man, these girls were pulling up their shirts, they should have went there. You're such a horn dog, it's crazy.

• 57:03H. Foley?

  I could have went on a jet ski, Kippy.

• 57:06Speaker 02

  Out there like have a soup, suking someone, jerking a guy off inside.

• 57:14Speaker 02

  You're such a weird guy.

• 57:16Speaker 03

  You would have flunked out so much faster.

• 57:18H. Foley?

  Where?

• 57:18Speaker 03

  At like Penn State or something.

• 57:19H. Foley?

  I did it pretty quick.

• 57:21Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 57:21H. Foley?

  I theoretically should have flunked out my freshman, my first semester freshman year, but I changed my major.

• 57:27Speaker 02

  You would have been walking around with a cordless phone, some guys. Talking about how you get...

• 57:32H. Foley?

  Pretending to be on the phone?

• 57:34Speaker 02

  I gotta get to the Capital Grill to pick up a shift.

• 57:36H. Foley?

  Penn State's a fucking big school where a lot of people that don't go to school there, or live there.

• 57:41Speaker 02

  Like, you're... Sounds like you're about to move to Penn State.

• 57:44Speaker 03

  State College, wonderful town.

• 57:47Speaker 02

  Nah, fuck that.

• 57:48H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 57:48Speaker 03

  Happy dally!

• 57:50H. Foley?

  It's all gray and shit. Those football players walking around like they're hot shit. Fuck that.

• 57:54Speaker 02

  Yeah, that would have made you, that'd make you jealous.

• 57:56H. Foley?

  No.

• 57:57Speaker 02

  Guys probably knew of that too. You're gonna be the guy who gets a tat-

• 57:59H. Foley?

  No chance of it.

• 58:00Speaker 02

  You're gonna be the guy who gets a tattoo and then for way too long is gonna have like the bandage on it and be like, "Dude, watch out, I just, I just got fresh ink. Whoa, god, whoa." And then you're like, see someone like Wawa has a tattoo and you're gonna be like, "Hey, uh, how, how fresh is your ink?" Stuff like, you're gonna do that.

• 58:16H. Foley?

  Let me get a sip off your vape?

• 58:17Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 58:19H. Foley?

  Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do.

• 58:20Speaker 02

  Joey but a Fuko hair you got going on.

• 58:24H. Foley?

  What'd he do? He strangled people?

• 58:26Speaker 02

  I don't know. Didn't he cut his dick off or something? No, Joey Buttafuoco's wife killed the mistress, or shot the mistress, the mistress-

• 58:33H. Foley?

  Nah, the mistress shot the wife.

• 58:34Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 58:34H. Foley?

  She, she-

• 58:35Speaker 02

  She stayed with him.

• 58:36H. Foley?

  And she lived?

• 58:38Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 58:38H. Foley?

  Fifty Cent style.

• 58:39Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 58:39H. Foley?

  Thought it'd sling it back.

• 58:41Speaker 02

  Um, Jesus Christ. Um, okay. Uh, curious to get your take on this. This is from Trev Dog. $10 homie.

• 58:49H. Foley?

  Please.

• 58:49Speaker 02

  Uh, is it garbage to order actual food, anything but ice cream from a Dairy Queen? Now, I have a few questions for you.

• 58:56H. Foley?

  Wow.

• 58:56Speaker 02

  We were not a Dairy Queen family. There was one-

• 58:59H. Foley?

  Wow.

• 59:00Speaker 02

  And it was just the hu- did they offer any seating? The only one that was ever relatively close to us was next to a mini golf course. And we would get the ice cream.

• 59:10H. Foley?

  What are you complaining about?

• 59:12Speaker 02

  But I'm saying, it was never, I had never been a one where food would be an option, or a, did they have seating?

• 59:19H. Foley?

  Great question. I do want to say this. Compliment you and the homies on, these questions have been fantastic. And it's funny, the first one about the helicopter, I had a good one and I, I forgot it. It was something along those lines. It was a saying that dads or something say, but I can't remember. But it helped jog my memory a little bit. Questions have been fantastic today.

• 59:38Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 59:39H. Foley?

  This is something I hold near and dear to my heart. Um, back in the day when Dairy Queen was, you know, evolving in, I believe, the 60s, 70s, they were more like a McDonald's or a Burger King. They did have Dairy Queen burgers. They did have fries. They did all that kind of stuff. Chicken tenders, all that. Man, not chicken tenders. But then, I think as the 80s and the 90s kind of set in, they really focused on the soft serve. The Blizzard became very, very popular, and it was mainly an ice cream spot. And then they kind of reinvented themselves, I believe when private equity got involved. And they started trying to compete slightly with the Sonic model, okay?

• 1:00:21Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:00:21H. Foley?

  You know, et cetera, et cetera. They do offer burgers, fries-

• 1:00:26Speaker 02

  I know they offer them, yeah.

• 1:00:27H. Foley?

  And chicken tenders. I don't know about it at every location, but-

• 1:00:31Speaker 02

  I mean, they had them at the one I would go to, and it was literally like a fucking-

• 1:00:33H. Foley?

  Oh, they had them there?

• 1:00:34Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:00:35H. Foley?

  But nobody got them?

• 1:00:37Speaker 02

  It would, we would only go in the so- it was like very, it was next to a mini golf course. So you'd be like, oh, we'll go play mini golf and then we'll get ice cream.

• 1:00:44H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:00:45Speaker 02

  And there was no seats or anything, so it would just be like, we're not gonna get a fucking burger. It was just, nobody ever ordered. I never saw anybody eating it.

• 1:00:54H. Foley?

  It's funny, my good, my good friend growing up, Laura, she worked at a Dairy Queen. When this kind of started to happen, because I remember, I went there to hang out with her, and she got me an order of chicken tenders, and I ate an order of chicken tenders. I haven't had chicken tenders at fucking Dairy Queen. I thought it was all Blizzard, Blizzard's and, and none-

• 1:01:10Speaker 02

  Where did you sit? Was there seating? I'm saying, have you been to one where there's seating?

• 1:01:14H. Foley?

  Outside. There's a couple of tables outside.

• 1:01:16Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:01:17Speaker 03

  There was one by us, like 30 minutes out, drive from us, and that had seating in it.

• 1:01:21Speaker 02

  Like a more, more of a friendly?

• 1:01:22H. Foley?

  But small. Big? Like, how many people?

• 1:01:25Speaker 03

  I mean, you could fit, I mean, it was like, uh, like a Subway size. Like, it was more-

• 1:01:29H. Foley?

  So small, but-

• 1:01:30Speaker 03

  It was like two Subways, I would say.

• 1:01:32H. Foley?

  I always felt like that's a place you get shot at.

• 1:01:34Speaker 03

  It was not a good area. It was like, we, it was near a golf course and we'd get Blizzard's after.

• 1:01:39H. Foley?

  Like, that's a place where somebody comes in and kills everybody and robs your register.

• 1:01:42Speaker 03

  It was in a strip mall.

• 1:01:42Speaker 02

  Yes, I'm looking at pictures of them, and they're very, it's very, uh-

• 1:01:46H. Foley?

  You find all the bodies in the bathroom or something like that.

• 1:01:48Speaker 02

  I don't know what you're talking about. What are you talking about?

• 1:01:54H. Foley?

  I, I don't like those pla- with the, with the full windows.

• 1:01:58Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 1:01:58Speaker 03

  And like the hard plastic seats.

• 1:02:00H. Foley?

  Yeah, I don't know why. Just didn't like it.

• 1:02:03Speaker 02

  I, I see what you're saying. It is very, um-

• 1:02:06H. Foley?

  But, that being said, I did have a double cheese bacon burger from a Dairy Queen. I want to say within the last 15 years, and it was absolutely phenomenal.

• 1:02:21Speaker 02

  I'm sure.

• 1:02:22Speaker 03

  They're big on my YouTube shorts. Like, a lot of like the fast food influencers are like, they're going to Dairy Queen a lot.

• 1:02:29H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 1:02:30Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:02:30H. Foley?

  I, I gotta tell you, the Blizzard hit the scene with a fucking force of a million Hiroshima bombs.

• 1:02:38Speaker 02

  Uh, yeah, the, we were always a bit weirder when it came to, we didn't fuck with the ice cream at chains like that, like-

• 1:02:47H. Foley?

  Where would you, like, hey, where would you go get ice cream? Like, some local place, like Schnickerdoodles or something like that?

• 1:02:51Speaker 02

  Uh, one, we would really only do ice cream in the winter, or in the summer. Like, go get ice cream would be in the summer. We were down the shore most of the time.

• 1:03:00H. Foley?

  Yeah, most people get ice cream in the summer.

• 1:03:02Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:03:03H. Foley?

  Who's getting ice cream in the winter?

• 1:03:04Speaker 02

  You've never had ice cream in the winter?

• 1:03:05H. Foley?

  Not, we, we wouldn't load the car up and go get an ice cream?

• 1:03:09Speaker 02

  Alright, I'm just, I'm not saying-

• 1:03:10H. Foley?

  Maybe the spring?

• 1:03:11Speaker 02

  I'm not saying you did. I'm just sharing, when we ate ice cream, it was the summer. I'm not saying you, you didn't.

• 1:03:16H. Foley?

  You're telling me how a watch works?

• 1:03:18Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:03:19H. Foley?

  I don't know what that means, but it's from Sicario, and I love it.

• 1:03:21Speaker 02

  Uh-huh.

• 1:03:22Speaker 03

  It worked.

• 1:03:23H. Foley?

  Uh-

• 1:03:24Speaker 03

  It did work in that context.

• 1:03:25H. Foley?

  Did it? Is that what he meant?

• 1:03:27Speaker 02

  We would just go to Rita's.

• 1:03:29H. Foley?

  Okay, of course, of course, of course.

• 1:03:31Speaker 02

  Our ice cream would be down the shore.

• 1:03:32H. Foley?

  Of course. On the boardwalk.

• 1:03:33Speaker 02

  Yeah, and if like-

• 1:03:34H. Foley?

  Core Brothers.

• 1:03:34Speaker 02

  We, yeah, but not real. We'd go, we'd do something smaller. Like, we'd like Hassels. We'd get Hassels over there on like 20th Street or whatever.

• 1:03:41H. Foley?

  Got Bassett's down there.

• 1:03:43Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 1:03:43H. Foley?

  Shout out to Bassett's Ice Cream.

• 1:03:44Speaker 02

  But we would do that, and if we were doing that, if we were going down the shore a bunch, it was like, you had ice cream on the weekends. You didn't have ice, we're not going out on a fucking Wednesday night to get ice cream.

• 1:03:55H. Foley?

  That's the one good thing in the-

• 1:03:56Speaker 02

  Well, we would do Rita's.

• 1:03:57H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:03:57Speaker 02

  Uh, we'll run over to Rita's. That'll be the treat.

• 1:03:59H. Foley?

  Late spring, early summer on a Sunday. That was one thing, that was, that was something, uh, Patty and Terry were good at. They'd load us up in the car, and like, sun was going down, they'd take us to get an ice cream or something like that.

• 1:04:11Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:04:12H. Foley?

  Yeah. One time it went horribly wrong.

• 1:04:15Speaker 02

  Oh, really?

• 1:04:15H. Foley?

  Yeah. It was the Blizzard. That's probably why I push back on it and have a little bit of an emotional attachment to it. My dad had just bought this Mustang, an old Mustang, that he was gonna redo, which he was gonna redo it with the money that he wasted on my college tuition, which that didn't work out. He had ended up selling it. I remember the guy worked on the car in my driveway, which I think was a point of contention with my father, because he, he didn't really fuck with me at that time. Uh, rightly so. Um-

• 1:04:41Speaker 02

  You had all this tattooed on you.

• 1:04:43H. Foley?

  But I was, uh, I was a chocolate ice cream, M&M's Blizzard man. And the big promo was, you could turn it upside down. It was so thick. So we drove out to King of Prussia, we got the ice cream, we're driving back. My brother's got his, my mom got his. And I turned mine upside down to show my brother, and it fucking went all over the backseat. And they freaked the fuck out.

• 1:05:03Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 1:05:04H. Foley?

  Yeah. Pulled into 7-Eleven, had a like, dude, what the fuck? You can't fucking do anything, fucking goddamn fucking-

• 1:05:12H. Foley?

  But plenty of times, it was fun.

• 1:05:16Speaker 02

  Um-

• 1:05:17H. Foley?

  But they do have, they do have-

• 1:05:18Speaker 02

  Burgers. Yeah, yeah, I picked up on that. Uh, no, I always knew that. Uh, we were just like, when it came to that kind of stuff, we were never corporate. We didn't go like corporate like that. That was like-

• 1:05:29H. Foley?

  Usually we didn't either, but Dairy Queen was a move.

• 1:05:32Speaker 02

  Yeah, just, so it's like, a lot of that stuff-

• 1:05:34H. Foley?

  Fantastic product.

• 1:05:34Speaker 02

  We didn't have, we were always Wawa over 7-Eleven, even though Wawa's corporate, it felt more-

• 1:05:39H. Foley?

  No, of course, at the time.

• 1:05:40Speaker 02

  More local, homey a little bit. Uh, yeah, it was just never like, uh, yeah, I don't know. So like, that stuff would, I, I have not a lot of experience with the, with the big chain. I mean, obviously fast food, but outside of that.

• 1:05:55H. Foley?

  It was funny, because this, when we went, it was at a time before Dairy Queen really went, I think it was before it was like bought up by like, whoever owns Kentucky Fried Chicken and all that kind of stuff. We, whatever, yeah.

• 1:06:06Speaker 02

  Yum brands.

• 1:06:06H. Foley?

  So it still felt, and it was like the little hut of Johnson Highway near, uh, near North-

• 1:06:12Speaker 02

  Schlong Road.

• 1:06:12H. Foley?

  Huh?

• 1:06:13Speaker 02

  Near Schlong Road. Johnson Highway. Near Pecker Lane.

• 1:06:19H. Foley?

  Huge Dick Boulevard. Two on the nose. Um, but in Ambler, they had, they had a, a local ice cream spot called Coneheads, which was phenomenal, but we didn't go-

• 1:06:30Speaker 02

  We didn't go over there.

• 1:06:32H. Foley?

  But my high school girlfriend's mom used to get lime ice cream from there all the time, and bring it home in a tub. Like they, like it was that good.

• 1:06:39Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:06:40H. Foley?

  Man, I got yelled at so mu- I ate so much of it. Her mom would come down and it'd be half gone. She'd freak out on me. She was cool, but, you know, rightly so.

• 1:06:47Speaker 02

  Sure. Uh-

• 1:06:49H. Foley?

  And yes, I do see the pattern that's formed there.

• 1:06:52Speaker 02

  Yeah, your behavior of-

• 1:06:54H. Foley?

  I understand.

• 1:06:55Speaker 02

  Being an idiot and people getting frustrated with that.

• 1:06:59Speaker 02

  Also, just like wild work to be over someone else's house and eat a bunch of their shit.

• 1:07:03H. Foley?

  I was in high school. What do you mean? I was the high school boyfriend. I was supposed to do that stuff.

• 1:07:08Speaker 02

  You, you think you're living in a sitcom? It's crazy.

• 1:07:11H. Foley?

  I did.

• 1:07:12Speaker 02

  You still do.

• 1:07:13H. Foley?

  Yeah, I wanted to.

• 1:07:15Speaker 02

  You still do. Wait, let's, you still do.

• 1:07:17H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 1:07:17Speaker 02

  Yeah, like that, like, because you, it's so funny, you have the manners and you know you're not supposed to, but you do it anyway.

• 1:07:26H. Foley?

  Which would come with a lot of guilt and anxiety and all that kind of stuff.

• 1:07:28Speaker 02

  Yeah. Instead of just going like, I'll do a scoop and walk away. You can't. But you, I've seen you exercise that of like knowing you shouldn't. I don't want to be the, you have shown that in other aspects. I don't want to be, we're not the kind of guys who do this. We're not the kind of, but then like, when it comes to that, you're just like, I'm gonna deal with whatever ramifications come with this. Knowingly, no one's gonna come down and be like, you ate all my special ice cream? Thanks a lot, bro. So glad you'd date my girlfriend.

• 1:07:54H. Foley?

  I think I wanted them to be all, sex with my daughter in the basement while I'm upstairs. Um-

• 1:08:01Speaker 02

  Talk about a Blizzard.

• 1:08:04H. Foley?

  Uh, yeah. I wanted unconditional love, I think. I wanted to be able to do everything. I wanted unconditional love. Does that make sense? Maybe? In a misguided way.

• 1:08:17Speaker 02

  Maybe.

• 1:08:17H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:18Speaker 02

  I don't know.

• 1:08:18H. Foley?

  Or just fucking like lime ice cream, and you know what? Go fuck yourself.

• 1:08:22Speaker 02

  Just like doing what I want, don't care what other people think.

• 1:08:27Speaker 02

  Uh-

• 1:08:30H. Foley?

  Point taken.

• 1:08:32Speaker 02

  Uh-

• 1:08:33H. Foley?

  Lime ice cream is phenomenal.

• 1:08:35Speaker 02

  Yeah, I get that.

• 1:08:40Speaker 02

  Such, it's just like such-

• 1:08:41H. Foley?

  So Dairy Queen, uh-

• 1:08:42Speaker 02

  It's such repetitive behavior. It's insane.

• 1:08:45H. Foley?

  I was a goddamn kid, dickhead.

• 1:08:47Speaker 02

  You did it at 40 when you drank all those Diet Dr. Peppers.

• 1:08:50H. Foley?

  Oh my god. You want a case of Dr. Pepper? Will that shut you up?

• 1:08:54Speaker 02

  They weren't mine.

• 1:08:55H. Foley?

  I'll get Flip a case of, how many fucking tickets? I get him. Or Airbnb's in L.A.'s, in there swimming around eating burgers? Flip, call me.

• 1:09:04Speaker 02

  I need you on-

• 1:09:05H. Foley?

  Deal with me direct.

• 1:09:06Speaker 02

  I'm just saying, it's a sin.

• 1:09:07H. Foley?

  Did I steal his haircut? Yeah. I stole Flip's haircut.

• 1:09:10Speaker 02

  Wait, you think that's Flip's haircut?

• 1:09:12H. Foley?

  I, well, I, I got a picture of, I had Flip send me-

• 1:09:15Speaker 02

  That's crazy work.

• 1:09:17H. Foley?

  I use that and I use the ChatGPT that you, that you gave me, with multiple, uh, salon stylists. Done with barbers.

• 1:09:27H. Foley?

  Dating and otherwise.

• 1:09:30Speaker 02

  You hear that, Rico? Your days are numbered.

• 1:09:35H. Foley?

  I don't care how many lollipops you get me.

• 1:09:37Speaker 02

  Oh, that's an Enzo. Alright, we gotta wrap it up.

• 1:09:41H. Foley?

  Gang, we love you to death.

• 1:09:42Speaker 02

  Uh-huh.

• 1:09:43H. Foley?

  And you know what? We'll see you in three days.

• 1:09:45Speaker 02

  Peace.