Timmy No Brakes!

Are You Garbage presents stand up comedian Timmy No Brakes! You know Timmy No Brakes from stand up comedy, Kill Tony, About Last Night with Adam Ray, First Date with Lauren Compton, Fishing with David Lucas, Howie Mandel Does Stuff, Stand-Up On The Spot, and so much more! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! NEW AYG MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ AYG 2026 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• 0:00H. Foley?

  Hey everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage? Yep. It's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians and we find that they go to be classy after just a big old piece of trash. Trash, trash, trash. I'm your host, Dave Trulli, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Tooties in the new edition. She is upstairs clipping her toenails. Okay. It's a light morning. She's taking it easy. Good to know. She's eating them though, it's weird. My co-host is coming at you from right next to me, unamused this week. He is the CEO of Are You Garbage, international businessman and my best pal in the whole wide world and I love him. Give it up for KJ, Kevin James Ryan.

• 0:37Speaker 01

  What up gang? Shout out to you as always. Please make sure you rate, view, subscribe. Thanks for tuning in. Full video available on YouTube, full video available over there on Spotify. The boys are climbing the charts.

• 0:46H. Foley?

  Yes, we are.

• 0:46Speaker 01

  And obviously the greatest website of all time, www.patreon.com/areyougarbage. You go over there, you get all that famous content.

• 0:53H. Foley?

  And gang, we are here for a very special episode of Are You Garbage. We couldn't be more excited to have our incredibly, and I mean incredibly special guest here with us today for the first time. He is on a rocket ship to fame. One of the biggest to come out of Austin. Fanatic. One of the stars over there at Kill Tony. Give it up for Timmy No-Break.

• 1:12Speaker 02

  Give it up for me.

• 1:14H. Foley?

  Thank you for coming in. You've made time for us. You're on the road.

• 1:17Speaker 02

  So when you said, when you said everybody's favorite podcast, that was a joke, right?

• 1:24Speaker 01

  A couple, a select few.

• 1:25Speaker 02

  Not my favorite podcast. Yeah, I'm a Steve Harvey guy. He's my guy, yeah.

• 1:32Speaker 01

  I didn't know he has a podcast.

• 1:33Speaker 02

  No, he has a couple pods. I think he has an entire podcast network where it's just the Steve Harvey Show, Steve Harvey Time, Big Big Big Boy with Steve Harvey, a lot of stuff.

• 1:43H. Foley?

  The Family Feud Podcast?

• 1:45Speaker 02

  I only listen to black podcasts, that's my thing, yeah.

• 1:48Speaker 01

  I gotta get in on that, that's a whole scene.

• 1:50H. Foley?

  Timmy, thank you for coming in and sitting down with us. We appreciate you making time for us. We know you're very busy.

• 1:54Speaker 02

  I did not want to come. I forgot that I even said yes to this, so. Yeah, they sent me a, they sent me an Uber, but it wasn't even an Uber Comfort, it was an Uber X. And I almost said, get out of here, Priyank. And then, and then I ended up coming, so now I'm here. But yeah, doing big shows out in Belmore. I think it's a theater, like a 180 theater.

• 2:17Speaker 01

  A 180.

• 2:18Speaker 02

  Cedar Theater.

• 2:19Speaker 01

  180 seat theater.

• 2:20H. Foley?

  180 people.

• 2:20Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 2:21Speaker 01

  That's an intimate theater.

• 2:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's, I only do intimate shows, uh, so that I could see who in the audience I wanna fuck after the show.

• 2:28Speaker 01

  And who you can beat up, I presume.

• 2:30Speaker 02

  My dick is gonna fall off from the amount of Belmore pussy I got. Let me tell you, oh my god.

• 2:36H. Foley?

  Has it been like that as of late, the broads throwing it at you?

• 2:39Speaker 01

  Big star?

• 2:39Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's like, if you could, if I had a catchers mitt, I could maybe catch all the pussy that's being thrown my way, but I don't, so I just, I have to feel as much as I can, but yeah, I'm fucking three, four, sometimes five times a night.

• 2:51Speaker 01

  A night?

• 2:52Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 2:53Speaker 01

  You really are.

• 2:54Speaker 02

  I come every time, and each sesh, I hold my come for about an hour, so it's, I didn't sleep last night, um, that was a six, seven hour, uh, back to back session, I just line them up outside of my, uh, Ritz Carlton, Belmore.

• 3:07Speaker 01

  There's a Ritz Carlton out in, in Belmore, Long Island.

• 3:09H. Foley?

  You're at the Ritz?

• 3:10Speaker 02

  Yeah, you guys gotta watch the Steve Harvey show. I'm telling you, he talks about all this stuff. He's a big Ritz Carlton guy, he's the guy that I listen to, his travel show, I listen to that, and it tells me where I need to go, what Ritzes to stay at, which ones to stay away from.

• 3:25Speaker 01

  Wow, you're a Ritz Carlton, I would admit, you're a man of the people, salty there with blue collar, kinda tough guy, I'd never pegged you for like-

• 3:31H. Foley?

  Humble beginnings?

• 3:32Speaker 02

  Yes, absolutely humble beginnings, everybody's gotta start somewhere, you know? We all gotta start somewhere. Yeah, you gotta start somewhere, you gotta believe in yourself, um, but most people don't have the talent to get to where I got, you know?

• 3:44H. Foley?

  Of course.

• 3:45Speaker 02

  Obviously, and stuff like that. I know you guys are struggling, but if you stick it, if you stick with it, you can get to where I get, you could be a big Kill Tone comic.

• 3:52Speaker 01

  You're bad Kill Tone.

• 3:54H. Foley?

  I assume you're flying private, usually, these days, right?

• 3:56Speaker 01

  First class at least?

• 3:57Speaker 02

  I drive everywhere.

• 4:00Speaker 02

  It took me seven days to get here, but I'm getting roadhead the whole time, so it goes by like that.

• 4:07Speaker 01

  That's good, what kinda car, what kinda car are you, are you driving, or you got a driver?

• 4:11Speaker 02

  I drive, but it's one of those, you know those, um, uh, like driver's ed cars and stuff like that?

• 4:17Speaker 01

  Sure, it's got two steering wheels.

• 4:18Speaker 02

  So I have, I have my bitch driving, okay, and I'm just on the wheel pretending to drive, right? And, um, and then she's sucking my dick at the same time, so it's actually like, really dangerous. Dangerous, but I can only come in a state of danger. So that's kinda why I do it like that. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Alright, fair enough. That's, listen, you know. I'm just being myself. I'm trying to be myself. That's good.

• 4:40H. Foley?

  Give us the, uh, give us the backstory. Give us the origin story you told me, no?

• 4:43Speaker 02

  Where, where do you hail from?

• 4:44H. Foley?

  Jersey kid, right?

• 4:45Speaker 02

  I'm a Jersey kid, um... What part of New Jersey? Uh, Trenton. Trenton, capital? Yeah, capital of New Jersey.

• 4:52H. Foley?

  Of course.

• 4:52Speaker 02

  That's good. Yeah, I grew up, so I, I had a hard beginning. I grew up, uh, over a dumpster fire underneath, uh, the eighty-five highway. Okay. In Trenton and stuff. Uh, my mother was a whore and my father never met him, right? Uh huh. And so I was, you know, basically on my own from, as a baby, right? Fending for my own, you know, and, uh, a lot of black people there. That's how I got into black culture and stuff. Sure, sure. Started selling dope at three, uh, lost my virginity at five.

• 5:20H. Foley?

  Damn!

• 5:21Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 5:21H. Foley?

  How old was she?

• 5:22Speaker 02

  Uh, she was like seventy.

• 5:26Speaker 02

  She was one of those, uh, you know.

• 5:28H. Foley?

  You have a type.

• 5:28Speaker 02

  So she was a, she was a whore, obviously, and I was like, I gotta get it in, you know? So I, I paid, she was older, whatever, and then she ended up paying me back with interest, cause that fucked the show good. Whoa. So after that, I got into porn and, um, but it was just me, you know, it was, it was, they were all, they were all MILFs, GILFs or whatever. And, uh, I was doing that for a while and then eventually I get to the point where I'm about seventeen years old. And Mash did a bunch of stuff. I was, I was doing chef stuff. I was, uh, making Girl Scout cookies for a while, selling them on my own. Bootleg? Top seller. Yeah, bootleg shit, samosas, you know, all that sort of stuff. And, uh, tag, tag lawns and, you know, and I, I remember I was going door to door.

• 6:12Speaker 02

  And there was this, uh, this store I went up to and I had my Girl Scout cookies and I dressed up like a Girl Scout to really get the sales going.

• 6:18H. Foley?

  Nice.

• 6:19Speaker 02

  And, uh, they were there and, uh, they were like, I don't want those cookies, right?

• 6:23H. Foley?

  Uh huh.

• 6:24Speaker 02

  And I look them in the eyes and I'm like, yeah, you do. And I could not get this guy to buy my cookies. And so I ended up, just a joke came out of me, right? And I was like, "You're gay." And all of a sudden, he started dying laughing. He bought the rest of the cookies that I had. So I was like, "Maybe there's something here." I hit up an open mic. There was this guy, uh- You were seventeen at the time. I'm seventeen. And there was a guy named Johnny Screwball in the, or Freddie Hammers, something like, one of those guys in the audience. He sees me. I go up and I kill. Looking for talent. Yes. I, I guess. I don't, I don't know. He's an agent in Trenton. Yeah, uh, something like that. Trenton showbiz. But there's a, there's a big Trenton scene. Capital of showbiz.

• 7:08Speaker 02

  It is literally the new Hollywood. And I, you know, so I was there. I go up, I kill, right? I kill. This guy's like, "I want you to come on the road with me." So I start doing road dates with this guy. Freddie Hammers. First Freddie Hammers, or Johnny Screw- it was one of them. I really can't remember. How long ago was this? Uh, well, I'm eighteen now, so that was, uh, that was like six, six or seven months ago. Oh, no, no, no. It was like, it was like ten months ago or whatever. And you lived a life, you can't remember six months ago. Oh my god, I am so- That's a lot of pussy. I am so hopped up on, um, cocaine most of the time, that I don't remember my nights. Uh, that's the only way that I can fuck that much, 'cause we all know cocaine gives you massive erections. Of course. So anyways, I do, I do that show, I start to get taken on the road by this guy.

• 7:53Speaker 02

  And the first night that I'm on the road, I bury him. He bombs after me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. How much time are you doing? Well, I was supposed to do five, but I ended up doing an hour and a half. That'll bury anybody. So, so I do an hour and a half, riffing the whole thing. I don't have material and stuff. I'm like, "You're gay, you're a whore, you, you know, take out your dick, show me your dick, that's a micro." Roasting people for an hour and a half. Killing, telling my stories, talking about Trenton, you know. I, I ended up, uh, playing, uh, you know, I ran out, I, I was like, you know, lost. I was running out of steam, to be honest, for the first time, uh, doing stand-up. And, and I started, uh, I took out a deck of cards and I started to just play war with, uh, different people in the audience.

• 8:36Speaker 02

  And, um, people were laughing a lot. I'm like, "I win," and people, you know, started dying. You win every hand, I assume. Every fucking hand. I'm like ace, cuz I cheat.

• 8:45Speaker 01

  I was gonna say lucky guy.

• 8:47Speaker 02

  So yeah, I was on the road, I was doing that, and then um, had that set, and he ended up being like, okay, I'll open for you.

• 8:55Speaker 01

  Whoa, switched like that?

• 8:57Speaker 02

  Switched it like that. That's why I started to do my four hour set.

• 9:00Speaker 01

  You're doing four hours?

• 9:01Speaker 02

  So I give him three minutes. I was giving him three minutes at the time.

• 9:05Speaker 01

  How was he doing with the three minutes?

• 9:07Speaker 02

  Well, he was so afraid to, you know, bad, he would bomb, he would bomb. He also wasn't a good comic, cuz he just does uh, hammer material. He's like, I'm Johnny Hammers, I'm gonna nail ya, and it's like.

• 9:21Speaker 01

  Who wants to hear that?

• 9:22H. Foley?

  So you would bury him going after him?

• 9:24Speaker 02

  Yeah, have you ever done that?

• 9:25Speaker 01

  Jesus Christ!

• 9:27Speaker 02

  The foreshadow, I'm serious, the foreshadowing of me doing well would reverse bury a man.

• 9:33Speaker 01

  Damn.

• 9:33Speaker 02

  I'm the only person that's ever done that. I call it the Timmy No Breaks bury technique. It's like a funeral up there, you know, it's like a way.

• 9:42H. Foley?

  They're waiting for you!

• 9:43Speaker 02

  It is, it is. And uh, so yeah, started reverse burying him, then I just dropped him from the tour, started to do my own tour. Exactly. Then uh, I was in Austin, I've told this story before, but I was in Austin, uh, doing the mothership, you know, like Helen and the mother. They didn't know, but I just, kinda the way I do it is, if I wanna do a show somewhere, I show up, I bump whoever.

• 10:03Speaker 01

  Don't matter.

• 10:04Speaker 02

  And so, I bumped uh, Rich Voss off the show.

• 10:07Speaker 01

  He's a friend of, Rich is a friend of our show.

• 10:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, he was really upset about it, and then by the end of it, he, I was trying to get me.

• 10:13Speaker 01

  You're listening like this is real. Dude, I just looked over, he's like, yeah, what else, Mr. Break?

• 10:17Speaker 02

  No, this is all real, and um, and so I was about to go up, right? I was about to go up, do my set, and then they told me about this show, Kill Tone, or whatever. And apparently it's this uh, it's the number one live homosexual podcast.

• 10:32Speaker 01

  Huge show.

• 10:33Speaker 02

  Huge.

• 10:34Speaker 01

  It's just the number one live podcast?

• 10:36Speaker 02

  No, it's a homosexual, no, it's a homosexual, I think they.

• 10:39Speaker 01

  I've done it, and I'm not a homosexual.

• 10:41Speaker 02

  Well, you don't have to be gay to do it, I've done it, I'm not gay.

• 10:44Speaker 01

  Oh yeah, okay.

• 10:44Speaker 02

  So anyways, they were like, hey, don't do this yet, come and sign up for Kill Tony, and uh, they put me up at the end, and uh, you know, people didn't really get what I was doing for the minute. But as soon as I get into the interview, it's just pop, pop. Pop, pop, pop, pop.

• 10:59Speaker 01

  Took over the show.

• 10:59Speaker 02

  Pop, pop, pop, pop. I shined and uh, yeah, I started uh, you know, life changed after that.

• 11:05Speaker 01

  Rest is history.

• 11:06Speaker 02

  I was doing, I was doing, you know, like theaters before, now I'm doing stadiums.

• 11:10Speaker 01

  Stadiums?

• 11:11Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 11:12Speaker 01

  There's a stadium, I thought it was a hundred and eighty seat intimate theater.

• 11:15Speaker 02

  Well, that was a, that was a theater show because I, you know, Long Island is uh, you know, one of the places I love giving back to.

• 11:21Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's a charity thing.

• 11:22Speaker 02

  So I, I knocked.

• 11:23Speaker 01

  Community service.

• 11:24Speaker 02

  Yeah, instead of charging a hundred dollars for tickets, it was seventy-five, you know, like I knocked that offer them.

• 11:28H. Foley?

  Do you donate that money when it's a small check like that?

• 11:30Speaker 02

  I do, I do. I donate it to myself.

• 11:33H. Foley?

  What's the most you made on one show? I heard it was seven million.

• 11:37Speaker 02

  Yeah, it was, I think it was seven million and then my agent and my manager get a cut, so it was like six point nine, something like that.

• 11:45H. Foley?

  That's another thing I heard too, that your agents and managers, they take less just to work with you.

• 11:49Speaker 02

  Exactly.

• 11:50H. Foley?

  Point two percent, I heard.

• 11:52Speaker 02

  Point two percent. Well, the first manager and agent I had would pay me every show I did. And then.

• 11:57Speaker 01

  Just for the opportunity.

• 11:57Speaker 02

  Just for the opportunity and then I.

• 11:59Speaker 01

  Cause if you, I would imagine if you represent Timmy No Breaks, the people are banging at your door to be on your client.

• 12:05Speaker 02

  Yeah, they're like.

• 12:06Speaker 01

  You're just that walking advertisement.

• 12:07Speaker 02

  All the time. So uh, I'm with UTA now and UTA signed me uh, in order to become successful.

• 12:16Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 12:17Speaker 02

  Cause they were, they were one of the smaller, they were unheard of, I think.

• 12:20Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 12:21Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, you probably never heard of them nine months ago, I think is when it started. Nobody knew them and then they signed me and then, and then now they're like one of the top.

• 12:29H. Foley?

  We don't have that kind of talent.

• 12:30Speaker 01

  Yeah, I mean.

• 12:31H. Foley?

  Undeniability.

• 12:32Speaker 02

  It's just, it's just, everything, you know, comes to me easy. I make music now, I do rap.

• 12:37Speaker 01

  Really?

• 12:37Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, I put out an album, Timmy No Breaks, self-titled, checking it out on Spotify.

• 12:41H. Foley?

  What instruments do you play?

• 12:43Speaker 02

  Uh, so I do the entire production myself. Um, I do all the raps, uh, I engineer it and um, I distribute it.

• 12:52H. Foley?

  Wow.

• 12:52Speaker 02

  So the only thing that, the only special thanks uh, I could give on it, cause nobody else actually did anything, was um, the owner of the studio gave me head the whole time. And so, special thanks, uh, Diane Keaton, uh.

• 13:08H. Foley?

  Uh, Diane Keaton Studios?

• 13:10Speaker 02

  Yes. You ever heard of it?

• 13:11Speaker 01

  Of course.

• 13:12Speaker 02

  It's great. It's a great place.

• 13:14Speaker 01

  I think the Beatles recorded there.

• 13:14Speaker 02

  You gotta do Diane Keaton Studios.

• 13:16H. Foley?

  Cause I heard you were the first rapper to feature on his own song.

• 13:20Speaker 02

  Yes, that's right. So, uh-

• 13:22H. Foley?

  That's crazy.

• 13:23Speaker 02

  Yes, I've got Def Jam featuring Timmy No Breaks, and I do the whole song. And then like, and then I, you know, like, whenever you do, I don't know if you listen to black stuff, but whenever I do, um, uh, whenever you do a rap song, you know, you set up the feature, like, get a Kendrick Lamar, and so I did that to myself, just because I'm an innovator, you know?

• 13:42Speaker 01

  I got a, I got a question. Did Timmy No Breaks the feature bury Timmy No Breaks the rapper on the show?

• 13:46Speaker 02

  Yes, I buried myself.

• 13:49H. Foley?

  Crazy.

• 13:49Speaker 02

  And that's something I started to do with my shows, right? So I've got an opener, a feature, and me, but it's all me. Can you believe it?

• 13:58Speaker 01

  That's how you build a progression, baby.

• 13:59Speaker 02

  Exactly.

• 14:00H. Foley?

  And you're triple dipping on the pay, too.

• 14:01Speaker 02

  That's right.

• 14:02H. Foley?

  Money goes right in your pocket.

• 14:03Speaker 02

  Right in the coffin, boom, right in the coffin.

• 14:05Speaker 01

  What do you, what does, what does Timmy No Breaks, the host, get paid per show?

• 14:09Speaker 02

  Uh, so it's around seven, you know, uh, million, and then, uh-

• 14:13Speaker 01

  As a host, you make seven?

• 14:14H. Foley?

  The host gets seven million?

• 14:15Speaker 02

  Yeah, we all get seven. Um, so that's about a twenty-one million dollar-

• 14:20Speaker 01

  At seventy-five dollars a ticket, that's-

• 14:22Speaker 02

  Have you heard this guy Shane Gillis or something like that?

• 14:24Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 14:24H. Foley?

  Of course.

• 14:25Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's doing Lincoln or whatever?

• 14:26H. Foley?

  Yeah, he's doing the link.

• 14:27Speaker 02

  I'm gonna take that show.

• 14:28H. Foley?

  Really?

• 14:29Speaker 02

  I think I'm gonna, I think I'm gonna book that show.

• 14:31Speaker 01

  That's you.

• 14:32Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's gonna be me. Uh-

• 14:34H. Foley?

  Do a lot of the older guys, you know, like, uh, Leno, Letterman, uh, Burr, Louis CK, do they all come to you for advice and stuff like that now?

• 14:42Speaker 01

  They're the kind of the old guard. How do they feel about the new young, you know, eighteen-year-olds, the rough eighteen-year-old phenom on the scene?

• 14:50Speaker 02

  Well, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Um, you guys look like you're seventies, so- This guy, this guy's been eating non-stop before this entire thing.

• 14:58H. Foley?

  When did you start shaving?

• 15:00Speaker 02

  When did I start shaving?

• 15:01H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 15:01Speaker 02

  Uh, so right when I lost my virginity to that seventy-year-old, it's like full bush popped up, so I would say five, six, maybe?

• 15:08Speaker 01

  Shit.

• 15:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 15:10H. Foley?

  Take us back to Trenton, if you don't mind. So you were living in a dumpster with your mom, she was turning tricks. Any brothers and sisters?

• 15:17Speaker 02

  Yep, I got four, uh, brothers, Billy, Tom, and Jamison.

• 15:21H. Foley?

  Huh.

• 15:22Speaker 02

  And Jamison, you know-

• 15:23H. Foley?

  Only three of them have names.

• 15:25Speaker 02

  I said four brothers.

• 15:26Speaker 01

  You did say four. Maybe you were the fourth?

• 15:28Speaker 02

  I always forget about the middle. That one is, oh, that, he's trans now, it's a woman, so, that's Shirley.

• 15:36Speaker 01

  Shirley No Breaks.

• 15:37H. Foley?

  And you never met your dad?

• 15:38Speaker 02

  Never met my father.

• 15:40Speaker 01

  Now, is No Breaks his surname, or was that your mom's name?

• 15:43Speaker 02

  So apparently, well, I know his name, but I just never met him. You know?

• 15:46Speaker 01

  Gotcha.

• 15:47Speaker 02

  So I know, I know who it is. Well, no, no, no, I changed my name.

• 15:50Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 15:51Speaker 02

  So, um, my name was Tim Dice. And then, and then, I changed it.

• 15:57H. Foley?

  I've heard that.

• 15:58Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, Tim Dice, or Tim Clay, you know, whatever.

• 16:01H. Foley?

  There's a lot of conspiracy about who your actual sire is, who your father is.

• 16:05Speaker 02

  No, it's Andrew Dice Clay. It's my dad.

• 16:07H. Foley?

  Cause I heard Elvis.

• 16:08Speaker 02

  No, it's Andrew Dice Clay. Uh, I wanna yes hand everything you say, but I'm gonna no butt this one. It's Andrew Dice Clay is my father, he stole my whole act, and I, I have no interest in meeting him.

• 16:21Speaker 01

  You kinda got a Gallagher thing going on here.

• 16:23H. Foley?

  Fucking wild, man.

• 16:25Speaker 02

  Can you break that down?

• 16:26Speaker 01

  Uh, yeah, the original.

• 16:28H. Foley?

  I didn't get it either.

• 16:29Speaker 01

  Really? There's two Gallaghers?

• 16:31Speaker 02

  Is it really?

• 16:32Speaker 01

  Yeah, Gallagher, the real Gallagher, I believe has passed away. Uh, license or sold his act to his brother who would tour as Gallagher too.

• 16:40H. Foley?

  Does he look exactly like him?

• 16:41Speaker 01

  Yes, so you would, you were getting, most of the time, I think through the late 90s and 2000s, you were getting a fake, you were getting a second Gallagher.

• 16:48Speaker 02

  What the fuck? Are you serious?

• 16:51Speaker 01

  I swear to god.

• 16:51Speaker 02

  Let's get a fact, that is actually, that is genuinely, uh, crazy.

• 16:55Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 16:56H. Foley?

  Is that something you're maybe considering at a certain point, license?

• 16:59Speaker 01

  You could be following No Breaks.

• 17:00Speaker 02

  I'm a full franchise, so I have four, I have four different Timmy No Breaks that go, so for the smaller shows.

• 17:06Speaker 01

  Are you the real one? Or do we get, we don't even know.

• 17:08H. Foley?

  Holy shit, you don't.

• 17:09Speaker 01

  We could be getting fucking, we could be getting the third fucking No Breaks here.

• 17:12H. Foley?

  This could be the Russian No Breaks.

• 17:14Speaker 01

  Gallagher confirmed.

• 17:15Speaker 02

  It's me, Shirley. Holy shit. Why is this guy fucking not have pants on right now? That's crazy.

• 17:22H. Foley?

  Put your fucking pants on.

• 17:23Speaker 02

  What the fuck are you doing?

• 17:25H. Foley?

  Said he's not gay.

• 17:26Speaker 02

  What, is this the number one gay podcast? What the fuck is going on?

• 17:28Speaker 01

  Pre-recorded.

• 17:29Speaker 02

  Is that Rick Glassman and JFK?

• 17:33Speaker 02

  What the hell? I didn't know he knew Jay.

• 17:35Speaker 01

  Shout out to Glassman.

• 17:36Speaker 02

  Yeah, shout out Glassman, uh, big, big, one of my best buds.

• 17:40Speaker 01

  Really?

• 17:41H. Foley?

  Did you do any college or anything like that?

• 17:43Speaker 02

  What's the education level, yeah? Yeah, so I'm, uh, I'm homeschooled.

• 17:46H. Foley?

  Homeschooled?

• 17:47Speaker 02

  Yeah, self-taught.

• 17:48H. Foley?

  Self-taught?

• 17:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so I, yeah. School of the hard knock. Yes, that's right. So I, uh, taught myself everything, you know, history, math, chemistry, uh, playwriting, music, um, abortion, uh, stuff. Mm-hmm. Um, all the- Loosely, yeah, I know.

• 18:06H. Foley?

  Did you play any sports? Cause I heard you got offers at a young age for the NFL, for the NBA, and for the MLB.

• 18:12Speaker 02

  Well, it was the WNBA.

• 18:14H. Foley?

  Ah!

• 18:15Speaker 02

  So, the, so that just, you know, I said no to that one. NFL, I don't wanna get CTE and stuff like that, which I know both you guys have, so you can, you can relate to that.

• 18:24H. Foley?

  Of course.

• 18:25Speaker 02

  Um, uh, I did one tour in the PGA, and then, uh, Tiger Woods, you know, um-

• 18:33H. Foley?

  I heard he got jealous.

• 18:33Speaker 02

  I found out he was half, uh, Asian, and I do not fuck with Asians, so I, uh, dropped out, and then, uh, yeah, no, no sports outside of that, yeah. Outside of that, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, just PGA.

• 18:44H. Foley?

  What does that Timmy No-Bricks like to eat? Like, you go to a nice restaurant, what do you, what do you like?

• 18:48Speaker 02

  I only eat pussy. I'm like a vampire with blood, but I only eat puss. So, it's, puss has a lot of nutrients and stuff like that.

• 18:57H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 18:58Speaker 02

  Yeah. Um, and then besides that, sometimes I'll have pizza.

• 19:02H. Foley?

  And what's, uh, you have a very famous rider.

• 19:05Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 19:05H. Foley?

  What's on the rider?

• 19:06Speaker 02

  When you show up to do your big theater shows. Yes, what's on my rider? What's on your rider? Um, so, it's a bunch of things. Obviously, there's whores, you know? So I've got, uh, six to seventeen whores or whatever. Couple of ladies.

• 19:19H. Foley?

  Six to seventeen?

• 19:20Speaker 02

  Yeah, and I line them up, I get my nutrients, eat puss, puss, puss, puss, puss. Set, back, pu- you know, cause I'm doing three sets, so I come out like a vampire, you know, suck, suck it, and, uh, and then I also have, uh, stage lighting as well. Cause what I like to do is like a little photo shoot before everything, a little before and after, so I do that. And then I, uh, have four Jews that are there and stuff like that, and we debate Palestine versus Israel, that's my vocal warm-up. And then, um, and then, uh, I also have, uh, chips. Uh, various different chips, and then Air Force Ones, and what I do, and this is something I learned from, uh, Eddie Griffin, he's probably the only mentor I've had, is, uh, and this is true, he'll, he'll get, uh, Air Force Ones.

• 20:05H. Foley?

  A fresh pair.

• 20:06Speaker 02

  Uh, fresh, fresh pair, multiple fresh pairs. And he'll wait until like the door guys or whatever, like you know, you think he's gonna leave him there for them. And he'll throw it in the mop bucket. So I'll do that. I'll just be like, "Hey, you want this, you piece of shit?" And I'll be like, "Get it from the bucket." And then I'll throw it in the bucket. Uh, coffee, um...

• 20:26Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, just to entertain.

• 20:28Speaker 02

  Uh, coffee, uh... I have like a little production studio there in case like I wanna like make a rap or something like that.

• 20:35Speaker 01

  No shit.

• 20:36Speaker 02

  Yeah, so I, I, a lot of different stuff. There's things I'm, I'm forgetting, but what, what about you? What's on your writers? Gummy bears.

• 20:42Speaker 01

  Yeah, honestly, gummy bears, some beers.

• 20:45Speaker 02

  Yeah. No chicks or nothing.

• 20:46Speaker 01

  No chick, yeah, we're not...

• 20:47Speaker 02

  What else is on your ri... Be honest. You can't get like that just from gummy bears.

• 20:53Speaker 02

  What are you talking about? Are you eating the table or something? Like, what's going on?

• 20:57Speaker 01

  They're sugar-free gummy bears.

• 20:58Speaker 02

  Uh, they're, they're sugar-free? Sugar-free gummy bears.

• 21:00Speaker 01

  He order, eats 10,000 of them, but they're sugar-free.

• 21:03Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's some lunch meat, milk. Okay.

• 21:05Speaker 01

  Get some sandwiches sometimes.

• 21:07Speaker 02

  Okay, that's good.

• 21:08Speaker 01

  You know what I mean?

• 21:09Speaker 02

  That's good. One time they didn't give me all my writers stuff, so I just didn't do the show. Just walked out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Madison Square Garden, I was like, "What the fuck is going on? I ain't doing it."

• 21:16Speaker 01

  You've mentioned, yeah, obviously you've taken the comedy world by storm.

• 21:19Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 21:20Speaker 01

  You know what I mean? You've, the rap game by storm.

• 21:22Speaker 02

  Yep, number one on iTunes.

• 21:24Speaker 01

  Number one on iTunes.

• 21:24Speaker 02

  That's crazy. Comedy, um...

• 21:28Speaker 01

  Nine, nine units.

• 21:30Speaker 02

  Uh, it was, it was 50.

• 21:31Speaker 01

  It was 50, okay.

• 21:32Speaker 02

  Uh, yeah, it was 50.

• 21:33Speaker 01

  Uh... Any acting? Or like, and, and if so, what, you know, what inspire, who are your favorite actors that inspire you maybe to get into acting? Or is that not for you?

• 21:43Speaker 02

  Well, I did, I did porn for a while, and that's, that's acting and stuff like that. Uh, I think my biggest inspirations are, have you ever seen 50 Cent?

• 21:51Speaker 01

  I have, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 21:53Speaker 02

  Maybe, and I don't have, normally I'm my own source of inspiration, but 50 Cent, Curtis Jackson, shout out, one of my best buds. Um, he was the only feature I think I am having on my new album, um... No shit. And he just does the intro. He doesn't even like rap it. Uh, but I would say his acting is... Unbelievable.

• 22:13Speaker 01

  He's great. He is great.

• 22:14Speaker 02

  Unbelievable. And so, I studied with him. He does my, um, my self-tape audition reads and stuff like that.

• 22:21H. Foley?

  Really?

• 22:22Speaker 02

  He gives me notes.

• 22:23H. Foley?

  He films it?

• 22:24Speaker 02

  He films it. He, um, he gives me notes on it. He's just a, an excellent art tour of...

• 22:31H. Foley?

  Damn.

• 22:31Speaker 02

  Of the style, you know? It'll be like, um...

• 22:33Speaker 01

  I couldn't agree more.

• 22:34Speaker 02

  He'll be like, "Read it, read it different!" You know, like, like, stuff like that. And, um, uh, you know? "What's the, what's the motherfucking emotion here?" You know, like, stuff like that. And it makes me think about it, so...

• 22:47Speaker 01

  That'll get you there, yeah.

• 22:47Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 22:48Speaker 01

  Wow.

• 22:49Speaker 02

  So I would say him, he's really good. And then, um, uh, Daniel Day-Lewis, probably.

• 22:56H. Foley?

  Ah.

• 22:56Speaker 02

  Those...

• 22:57Speaker 01

  The two, the two contemporaries, yeah.

• 22:59Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. The two guys that I would say are at the top of the game. I would say those guys. And then, uh, Quentin Tarantino has done some good stuff.

• 23:06H. Foley?

  You like Quentin?

• 23:07Speaker 02

  Yeah. Have you seen his acting?

• 23:08Speaker 01

  Uh, yes.

• 23:09H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 23:09Speaker 02

  He's one of the best actors.

• 23:10H. Foley?

  Great Australian accent.

• 23:12Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 23:12Speaker 01

  Specific choices.

• 23:13H. Foley?

  Fantastic. And it's funny, he's got balls. Brilliant director, brilliant writer.

• 23:17Speaker 02

  He's a director?

• 23:18H. Foley?

  He's, yeah, he's a director, Jangle.

• 23:19Speaker 02

  I thought he was just an actor.

• 23:21H. Foley?

  No.

• 23:22Speaker 02

  He directed Jangle.

• 23:23H. Foley?

  Yes!

• 23:24Speaker 02

  He's much better director than actor.

• 23:26H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 23:27Speaker 02

  He should stop acting.

• 23:28H. Foley?

  But he's got the balls to criticize other actors.

• 23:30Speaker 02

  I love his tweets. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cause Paul Dano is very untalented.

• 23:36H. Foley?

  Really?

• 23:36Speaker 01

  Uh, alright. Timmy, no breaks. When was the, what was the last vacation you went on?

• 23:41Speaker 02

  Uh, I don't take vacations. And stuff like that. Really? But if I do...

• 23:44Speaker 01

  Grind time.

• 23:45Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm a big grinder and, uh...

• 23:47Speaker 01

  You're a huge grinder?

• 23:48Speaker 02

  No, I'm not. No, I'm not. I use Scruff. And, uh...

• 23:52Speaker 01

  I didn't know what that is.

• 23:53Speaker 02

  Well, read a fucking book. Uh...

• 23:56H. Foley?

  That's something you'd be able to do. Be onstage, killing...

• 24:00Speaker 01

  Opening for yourself.

• 24:00H. Foley?

  And, and schmooze abroad at the same time.

• 24:03Speaker 02

  Yeah. So sometimes I do a full improvised set where I'm just trying to get a girl to fuck me.

• 24:08H. Foley?

  Jesus.

• 24:09Speaker 02

  And it's just a one-on-one conversation. No laughs, cause I'm dead serious. I'm not being funny. But people still love it.

• 24:15Speaker 01

  Yeah, they got it.

• 24:15Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 24:16H. Foley?

  Crazy.

• 24:17Speaker 02

  And it's like, I get it within the first thirty seconds, but the rest forty four, well, the rest of the five, what was it that I said? Four hours? Um, is, you know, is just me toying with her and stuff like that. I'm like, you know, "Show your puss," you know, like, "How wet are you? Can we get a mop over here?" I bring a mop to every show I do.

• 24:34Speaker 01

  Those are some good bits.

• 24:35Speaker 02

  Yeah, I do. I bring a mop to every show.

• 24:37Speaker 01

  Really? That's in the rider, too.

• 24:38H. Foley?

  Damn.

• 24:39Speaker 02

  Yeah, so I throw the Air Force Ones in it and I also use it to clean up the pussy juice.

• 24:43Speaker 01

  All over the seat.

• 24:44H. Foley?

  Jesus Christ.

• 24:44Speaker 02

  It's crazy. You guys gotta see my, my, my show.

• 24:47Speaker 01

  I don't, I mean, I don't.

• 24:48Speaker 02

  I make guys squirt.

• 24:49Speaker 01

  I'm afraid, I'm afraid to show up, if I'm being honest with you.

• 24:52Speaker 02

  Out their ass, but I make them squirt.

• 24:53H. Foley?

  I'm worried to watch you that you're gonna bury me the next time I perform.

• 24:57Speaker 02

  Sometimes there is a one week bury, one week bury, yeah, a lot of people don't perform. I'm doing Irvine Improv and I think, uh, who is it? I think Tim Dillon canceled his shows when he saw. Yeah, it's kinda like, you know, you have a movie release, uh, a week after Avatar.

• 25:13H. Foley?

  Right.

• 25:14Speaker 02

  And you're like, I'm gonna change it, you know?

• 25:16H. Foley?

  You bump it.

• 25:16Speaker 02

  So I, I normally bump people out, you know, two weeks to a month. And it just, it, the, the club goes cold.

• 25:23Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 25:24Speaker 02

  I put out, um, have you guys ever heard of, uh, Zany's?

• 25:27H. Foley?

  Yeah, of course.

• 25:28Speaker 02

  They're going out of business.

• 25:29H. Foley?

  What?

• 25:30Speaker 02

  Yeah, I did, I did Zany's The Lab, the smaller room.

• 25:33Speaker 01

  That was the most earnest thing you said.

• 25:34Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, it's true. They're going out of business. I feel terrible about it. They've been, uh, they put a close sign on there? Yeah, and I did that in December.

• 25:42Speaker 01

  Now, can I ask you why though? Cause The Lab is the smaller room of the club. Why were you doing the smaller room and not the bigger room, but as being such a big, you know, touring act yourself?

• 25:50H. Foley?

  Of course.

• 25:50Speaker 02

  Maybe you should ask them why they're closed now.

• 25:52Speaker 01

  Ah, damn.

• 25:54Speaker 02

  You know what I mean?

• 25:54Speaker 01

  Sure, yeah.

• 25:55Speaker 02

  You know what I mean?

• 25:55H. Foley?

  They still had to cover the seven million, I assume, too, right?

• 25:58Speaker 02

  Yeah, that, it's a base price, so the ticket.

• 26:00Speaker 01

  That's a guarantee.

• 26:01Speaker 02

  The tickets were like nine hundred K or something like that.

• 26:03Speaker 01

  Whether you sell a ticket or not, you're walking with that seven mil.

• 26:05H. Foley?

  And I heard you only take cash. You like a duffel bag of cash.

• 26:08Speaker 02

  No, only take crypto.

• 26:10Speaker 01

  Really?

• 26:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 26:13Speaker 01

  Any, any specific crypto? What kind of a financial advice could you bestow upon our listeners?

• 26:17Speaker 02

  Uh, Dogecoin is, um, so Elon and I are, are friends and stuff like that, so I have some insider trading information.

• 26:24Speaker 01

  I don't know if you should be saying that.

• 26:26Speaker 02

  Well, I think it's okay. I think it's legal if I do it. Um, Dogecoin is gonna take a dive, so get out Doge, uh, tank Doge. Uh, but yeah, I'm, my, my favorite is Ethereum. Ethereum is doing good because of the, I, I can talk blockchain all day.

• 26:40Speaker 01

  You're a big blockchain guy.

• 26:41Speaker 02

  Big, big, big, uh, big, take, take it from top.

• 26:46Speaker 02

  Big blockchain guy. So, yeah, so blockchain allows you to do all sorts of things on the chain, more than just it being a currency, right? So you could put, you know, dick pics up there, you could put products up there, you guys could put your podcast up, you could put anything up there.

• 27:01Speaker 01

  Put your podcast on a blockchain.

• 27:03Speaker 02

  You should actually put Are You Garbage on the blockchain. I highly recommend it, I, you know, whatever. But yeah, get into crypto, crypto's great. Get into, um, Quibi is, uh, is I think a new platform. A streaming service. The streaming service. Got to get into Quibi. Huh. Uh, Quibi's gonna be huge.

• 27:21Speaker 01

  Buy low, sell high.

• 27:23Speaker 02

  Wow. That's right. It's, you know, super cheap right now.

• 27:25Speaker 01

  Super low right now.

• 27:26Speaker 02

  And then Tubi. Tubi.

• 27:28Speaker 01

  We're, it's well documented, we're a big Tubi family.

• 27:31Speaker 02

  You are. Yeah, we love Tubi. I love Tubi. Great movies.

• 27:33Speaker 02

  It's my favorite, oh my god. No sign in, no nothing. Dude, their original content is amazing. It's the best. I, I only fuck with Tubi.

• 27:42Speaker 01

  Couldn't agree more.

• 27:43Speaker 02

  Plus they got a couple of skin flicks on there too. I know. Did you see my cameo? Did you see it? I was just doing solo masturbating. It's, it's uncredited.

• 27:51Speaker 02

  You gotta watch it on the 70 inch screen.

• 27:53Speaker 01

  Sure. What, yeah. You give back, you said you donate some money.

• 27:57Speaker 02

  Yeah, to my foundation.

• 27:58Speaker 01

  Right, to your foundation.

• 27:59Speaker 02

  Yeah, the, uh... Timmy No Breaks Foundation. Yeah, Timmy No Breaks LLC. LLC. So I donate to myself.

• 28:04Speaker 01

  You're a business owner, I didn't realize you were a business owner.

• 28:06Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, I've had all sorts of businesses. I heard you own like 70 Papa John's too, is that right?

• 28:10Speaker 02

  I do. I'm a silent owner of Papa John's. After he said the N-word, I just was like, this is the best pizza, I don't want the tank, so I'm gonna, you know, come in and buy it.

• 28:19Speaker 01

  Step in.

• 28:20Speaker 02

  I own a camera company, I supply the cameras to this podcast.

• 28:23Speaker 01

  You do?

• 28:23Speaker 02

  Uh, I started a microphone company called Road Mics. Whoa, I didn't know you were behind that. And then I started a headphone company called Audio Technica. Damn. And, um...

• 28:34Speaker 01

  You own us.

• 28:34Speaker 02

  And then I'm, uh, I'm the owner of, uh, Notre Dame.

• 28:38H. Foley?

  Really? The church or the university?

• 28:41Speaker 02

  The church.

• 28:42H. Foley?

  In France?

• 28:43Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 28:43H. Foley?

  Damn, I'm sorry about the fire.

• 28:45Speaker 02

  Hey.

• 28:45Speaker 01

  I assumed that was some sort of insurance scam.

• 28:47Speaker 02

  Wait, what? There was a fire?

• 28:48H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 28:48Speaker 02

  Oh shit, I should, I have so many businesses.

• 28:50Speaker 01

  I checked in on it.

• 28:51Speaker 02

  I own a, yeah, I own a bunch of different chapels and synagogues.

• 28:55H. Foley?

  No kidding?

• 28:56Speaker 01

  Wow.

• 28:56H. Foley?

  Damn.

• 28:57Speaker 02

  Yeah, and, and those, and those-

• 28:59Speaker 01

  Those are write-offs, I presume.

• 29:00Speaker 02

  All, yeah, just for tax write-offs and stuff like that.

• 29:02Speaker 01

  Hmm.

• 29:02H. Foley?

  Holy shit.

• 29:03Speaker 01

  Now, obviously, you're a very famous guy. Who would you say the most famous person you have met in your life has been?

• 29:09Speaker 02

  Paulie Shore.

• 29:09Speaker 01

  Paul? And we were just talking about the great Paulie Shore not that long ago. What would you say your favorite Paulie Shore movie is? Cause I have mine.

• 29:16Speaker 02

  Um, in the army now.

• 29:19Speaker 01

  Great one.

• 29:20Speaker 02

  It's a really good one. I mean, all of his movies, Biodome, uh, Encino Man.

• 29:24H. Foley?

  I think Son-in-Law is the right answer.

• 29:26Speaker 02

  Son-in-Law, Son-in-Law, I, somehow that slipped on my, yeah, Son-in-Law is an absolute classic. Um, but I read with him, you know, before I got 50, I read with him sometimes.

• 29:36Speaker 01

  Really?

• 29:36Speaker 02

  He's actually a good actor.

• 29:38Speaker 01

  Amazing, fantastic.

• 29:39Speaker 02

  Did you see, did you see his, um, his, uh, Gene Simmons? No, no, not Gene Sim- who is, what was that short film that he came out with where he was the workout guy?

• 29:48Speaker 01

  Russell Simmons.

• 29:49Speaker 02

  Russell, Richard Simmons.

• 29:50H. Foley?

  Richard Simmons.

• 29:51Speaker 02

  Genuinely, all jokes aside, he was great in that.

• 29:53H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 29:53Speaker 02

  He was actually really, really good.

• 29:54Speaker 01

  I gotta be honest with you, I did not see Paulie Shore being the only person to get a compliment this episode. That's-

• 29:58Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 29:59Speaker 01

  It's great.

• 29:59Speaker 02

  No, he's, yeah, he's top-notch, he's great, he's great. And then, um, Harvey Weinstein, um-

• 30:06H. Foley?

  Really?

• 30:06Speaker 01

  And we're back.

• 30:07Speaker 02

  Yeah. And we're back. Oh my god, what was, yeah, I, I started the-

• 30:11Speaker 01

  I asked you the most famous person you ever met one.

• 30:13Speaker 02

  I started, how did we get here?

• 30:15Speaker 01

  I don't know. Very, okay?

• 30:16H. Foley?

  Huh.

• 30:17Speaker 01

  Hmm.

• 30:17H. Foley?

  Man.

• 30:18Speaker 01

  Very, very interesting.

• 30:20Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 30:20Speaker 01

  You have, you've lived, you know, one of the most interesting lives I've heard of, obviously.

• 30:25Speaker 02

  Ask, ask away, whatever you want.

• 30:26Speaker 01

  Sure. Uh, wait, you know, your very unique clothing style. Where do you, where do you do your shopping nowadays?

• 30:31H. Foley?

  Yeah, where do you shop?

• 30:32Speaker 02

  Men's warehouse.

• 30:33H. Foley?

  Very nice.

• 30:34Speaker 01

  You're gonna like the way you look.

• 30:35Speaker 02

  Yeah, Men's Warehouse, I think their tagline is, "You're a man."

• 30:38Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 30:39Speaker 02

  And they, they've really, they've really done a good job targeting the male market.

• 30:43H. Foley?

  Of course.

• 30:44Speaker 02

  You know?

• 30:45H. Foley?

  Now, do they give you the clothes? I assume you don't pay for anything.

• 30:47Speaker 02

  I don't, no. Um, so what I do is I go in there, I'm like, "That one, that one, that one," and they're like, "Here you go."

• 30:54Speaker 01

  It's kinda weird that you got, you have to show up and, like, they don't send you something? You don't have a personal shopper? You don't have someone to-

• 30:59Speaker 02

  I miss, I misspoke. Um-

• 31:02Speaker 01

  I misspoke.

• 31:04Speaker 02

  I misspoke. There's a men's warehouse, well, I didn't misspeak. I didn't, I should clarify. So there's a men's warehouse in every city.

• 31:11H. Foley?

  Right.

• 31:11Speaker 02

  That is just for me.

• 31:12Speaker 01

  No way.

• 31:13H. Foley?

  Holy shit.

• 31:14Speaker 02

  So it's like, if you look it up, it's not, you're not gonna see it. It's an unmarked building and stuff like that. Uh, but yeah.

• 31:20H. Foley?

  So one above shutting down a store. You just have your own.

• 31:23Speaker 01

  It's like real famous people go and they'll shut down a Louis Vuitton so they can shop, private shop on their own. You.

• 31:28Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 31:28Speaker 01

  Just got a staffed men's warehouse waiting for you.

• 31:31Speaker 02

  Yeah, and the way.

• 31:31Speaker 01

  If you show up.

• 31:32Speaker 02

  Yeah, and my favorite artist is, uh, Yay. Um, and he was the one that gave me the idea.

• 31:37Speaker 01

  Really?

• 31:38Speaker 02

  Uh, to do, he was opening for me for a while and, you know, we would chop it up.

• 31:40Speaker 01

  Really?

• 31:41Speaker 02

  Yes, yeah. Big fan of his. Big fan.

• 31:44H. Foley?

  Not so much his music, but his, uh.

• 31:46Speaker 02

  No, no, just his, just his.

• 31:47Speaker 01

  Everything else he's done?

• 31:48Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 31:49Speaker 01

  Not even fashion, yeah.

• 31:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can you stop playing Heil Hitler? Can you stop playing it right now? Jesus Christ.

• 31:56Speaker 01

  It's in my can.

• 31:56H. Foley?

  It's in the can. What the hell, Luke?

• 31:58Speaker 02

  Holy fuck.

• 31:59Speaker 01

  The lines are frost or something.

• 32:00Speaker 02

  Oh, now his dick is on the table and he's fucking fist pumping the Heil Hitler.

• 32:05H. Foley?

  Luke is not normally like this. He's a huge fan. He got very flustered when you came in and, uh, we apologize.

• 32:11Speaker 01

  He's not, he's not starstruck. We've had a lot of famous people in here. He doesn't get starstruck, but you.

• 32:15H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 32:15Speaker 01

  I mean, he got here extra early.

• 32:17Speaker 02

  Ah, amazing. Luke, you have, you have a question for me right now? Yeah, ask away. No problem. What's your question, Luke?

• 32:26H. Foley?

  Uh, what's your favorite song?

• 32:27Speaker 02

  Nope.

• 32:29Speaker 01

  Wrong.

• 32:29Speaker 02

  Mm-mm. Nope, don't like that.

• 32:31H. Foley?

  That's what you give him? You got Timmy Nobright here? I'm so flustered.

• 32:35Speaker 02

  It's, it's come. C-O-M-E. It's by me. It's by me. It's, I'm being serious.

• 32:41Speaker 01

  That could, uh, that's.

• 32:42Speaker 02

  I have a song and it makes you come.

• 32:44Speaker 01

  Really?

• 32:45Speaker 02

  So that's what the entire, uh, you know, song does and it's, it's tough because I played it for my family.

• 32:51H. Foley?

  Ooh.

• 32:51Speaker 02

  At Thanksgiving.

• 32:52Speaker 01

  It's an odd choice.

• 32:53Speaker 02

  My nephew's like three.

• 32:55H. Foley?

  Oh, God.

• 32:57Speaker 01

  Odd choice for a listening party for that.

• 32:59Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You gotta play a clip of it because your entire audience will come. They will come.

• 33:06Speaker 01

  Uh, okay.

• 33:08Speaker 02

  Fucking A.

• 33:09Speaker 01

  What would you say your favorite TV show is? Guy like, you probably not a lot of time to watch TV.

• 33:13Speaker 02

  I don't have a lot of-

• 33:14Speaker 01

  Such a busy schedule, but, you know.

• 33:15Speaker 02

  I don't have a lot of time to watch TV, uh, but I like anything on the Oxygen Network.

• 33:19Speaker 01

  Respectable.

• 33:20Speaker 02

  Or Bravo and stuff.

• 33:21H. Foley?

  Oprah fan.

• 33:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, big Oprah guy, uh, Queer Eye for the Straight Guys is so funny. I love those gays. Um, and then, uh, Teen Mom.

• 33:31Speaker 01

  Mmm.

• 33:31Speaker 02

  Because a lot of them, you know.

• 33:35Speaker 02

  A lot of those are my kids.

• 33:37H. Foley?

  Really?

• 33:37Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 33:38H. Foley?

  Jesus, and what, you get those other guys to-

• 33:40Speaker 02

  Well, this was when I was seventeen and below. I just want to clarify, I am eighteen now.

• 33:44Speaker 01

  Oh, right, you were eighteen, I forgot.

• 33:46Speaker 02

  So I don't watch it anymore.

• 33:47Speaker 01

  I forgot.

• 33:47H. Foley?

  Of course.

• 33:48Speaker 01

  I forgot how old you are, yes.

• 33:49Speaker 02

  And then I watch, uh, I, I hate this show, but I watch, uh, hate watch this, uh, YouTube show.

• 33:57Speaker 02

  Kill Tone or something like that.

• 33:59Speaker 01

  Yeah, I'm a big fan.

• 34:00Speaker 02

  Have you guys seen it? You guys have been on it, right?

• 34:02H. Foley?

  Yes.

• 34:02Speaker 02

  Oh, I would love to do an episode with you guys.

• 34:04Speaker 01

  Yeah, I'd, I'd, I, I hope the powers, I hope the Hollywood powers that beam.

• 34:08Speaker 02

  I do, I'll talk to them.

• 34:09Speaker 01

  Mix, mix us in.

• 34:10Speaker 02

  Please, put in a good word for us. Yes, absolutely.

• 34:13Speaker 01

  Do you, are you not, do you drink alcohol?

• 34:15Speaker 02

  Uh, I do.

• 34:16Speaker 01

  You do? What's your go-to drink?

• 34:17Speaker 02

  Um, so my go-to is, I really like Tito's and soda, a lot.

• 34:24H. Foley?

  Very simple, I'm surprised.

• 34:26Speaker 02

  Yeah, very simple, man. Uh, Guinness is good, um, I like, uh, have you guys ever had a lemon drop?

• 34:33Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 34:34H. Foley?

  Of course.

• 34:35Speaker 02

  Don't like those.

• 34:36H. Foley?

  Really?

• 34:36Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm not a fan of those, uh, and Jameson.

• 34:39H. Foley?

  Do you get caught up in the trends, like, do you like an espresso martini?

• 34:42Speaker 02

  I do, I do. I have no problem admitting that. I like, I like a little bite, I like a little bit, and I like a little tit. And you might be like, what does that mean? What does that have to do with an espresso martini? And you shouldn't ask that question.

• 34:54Speaker 01

  Fair enough.

• 34:55Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 34:55Speaker 01

  Yeah, well, you will not.

• 34:57Speaker 02

  You should not do a follow-up question and ask what that means.

• 34:59H. Foley?

  Makes sense.

• 34:59Speaker 02

  I wouldn't recommend it.

• 35:00Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 35:01H. Foley?

  Makes sense.

• 35:01Speaker 01

  Um, do you, uh, you know, as a guy who gets his, you know, you're a ladies' man, well documented.

• 35:07Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 35:07Speaker 01

  Self-proclaimed, you know, um-

• 35:09H. Foley?

  Probably one of the best.

• 35:10Speaker 02

  Literally, everybody that is here, there's like fourteen people here, you guys have a huge staff.

• 35:15Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 35:15Speaker 02

  The fact that you let them all be naked is fucking insane.

• 35:19Speaker 01

  Yeah, and so you do, I mean, it's something about, it's something you put out there, it's not us, this is a normal day.

• 35:23Speaker 02

  It happens at every show.

• 35:24H. Foley?

  I'm hard.

• 35:25Speaker 02

  It happens at every, you are?

• 35:26Speaker 01

  He has, he has been hard three years.

• 35:28Speaker 02

  Really?

• 35:28Speaker 01

  And you get him hard.

• 35:29Speaker 02

  How big's your dick? It's tiny.

• 35:31Speaker 01

  It's not great.

• 35:31Speaker 02

  Damn. Tiny. It's like a thimble? Like a thimble. Holy shit, what about you? What's your dick like?

• 35:36Speaker 01

  Not great.

• 35:37Speaker 02

  Not great?

• 35:37Speaker 01

  We are a not great dick podcast.

• 35:40Speaker 02

  Damn. His goes the other way. So it probably averages out to like nine inches between the three of us?

• 35:45Speaker 01

  If we're all hard.

• 35:46Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I'm soft, I'm soft.

• 35:49Speaker 01

  Oh, okay.

• 35:49Speaker 02

  I'm soft. You're nine inches soft? No, I'm thirteen, but if you, I'm just guessing what you guys are.

• 35:55Speaker 01

  Oh, you're wearing a shirt.

• 35:56Speaker 02

  Thirteen soft? It sucks because every person I have sex with dies afterwards. It's pretty, pretty bad.

• 36:02Speaker 01

  That's across the bear.

• 36:03Speaker 02

  Yeah, but it's not illegal because it's, uh... Consentual. It's consensual, so... Yep, but I'm a big murder. I murder that pussy.

• 36:12Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 36:12Speaker 02

  I really do.

• 36:13Speaker 01

  Uh, will you, will you, do you enjoy a strip club?

• 36:16Speaker 02

  Yeah, I love a strip club.

• 36:17Speaker 01

  Do you have a favorite one in the...

• 36:19Speaker 02

  Red Rose, Yellow Rose are really good, um, Cybers is really good. Uh, Cybers is...

• 36:25Speaker 01

  Cybers.

• 36:26Speaker 02

  Cybers? Yeah, you ever been to Cybers?

• 36:28Speaker 01

  I have not been to Cybers.

• 36:29Speaker 02

  It's all AI.

• 36:30Speaker 01

  Oh, it's all AI.

• 36:32Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 36:32Speaker 01

  It's on the blockchain.

• 36:33Speaker 02

  Well, it's Trenton, it's Trenton.

• 36:34Speaker 01

  How is it Trenton?

• 36:34Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, but it's all full AI strip club, it's great. It's great. It's like iRobot with Will Smith, but strippers. That's pretty cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You gotta see robot tits. Oh my god.

• 36:45Speaker 01

  I've seen ex machina.

• 36:46Speaker 02

  If you think, if you think fake tits are good, you gotta grip, you gotta feel how hard these things are. Holy shit. Like, harder than your fucking micro penis right now. I'm just telling you. That's... Yeah, you can knock on those knockers. You can fucking like, yeah, "Hey, let me in," and then they do. Jesus Christ. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Damn. Yeah.

• 37:08Speaker 01

  How do you, how do you get your steak cooked? If you go out for a nice...

• 37:10Speaker 02

  Well done.

• 37:11Speaker 01

  Really? Well done.

• 37:12Speaker 02

  Well, I'm well done in everything I do.

• 37:14Speaker 01

  Everything, yeah. You do everything well.

• 37:15Speaker 02

  I see everything, uh, all the way through, well done. What about you?

• 37:19Speaker 01

  I'm a medium guy.

• 37:20Speaker 02

  Who gives a fuck?

• 37:21Speaker 01

  Exactly.

• 37:22Speaker 02

  I don't even know why I asked that. I had no interest in knowing how you cook your steak. But yeah, well done, uh, every time.

• 37:29Speaker 01

  Every time.

• 37:30Speaker 02

  Delicious. Huh. I go to Ruth Chris a lot. Uh, they're like, "How would you like your steak?" I say, "Well done." They say, "We shouldn't have even asked you."

• 37:37Speaker 01

  Now, is that another brand deal you get? Like, are they, do you, are they cutting you, do you...

• 37:40Speaker 02

  You don't pay.

• 37:41Speaker 01

  You don't pay, they'll give you a bill for eighty-nine ninety-nine?

• 37:44Speaker 02

  I, so, I'm, I'm like, you know, I'm not like Uncle Laser, like all these people, they're like, "Oh, Price Picks," you know, or like, you know, Talkspace or whatever. You don't do paid endorsements? I only do Ruth Chris.

• 37:55Speaker 01

  That's it.

• 37:55Speaker 02

  So every podcast, I'm trying to get DiGiorno's, but they, you know, I...

• 37:59H. Foley?

  They'll come around.

• 38:00Speaker 02

  Yeah, I don't know. I, I, cause in the porn that I was doing, it's all, it's all DiGiorno's.

• 38:05H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 38:06Speaker 02

  You know, when I'm the pizza guy or whatever. Uh, cause it's not delivery.

• 38:09Speaker 01

  It's not delivery.

• 38:09Speaker 02

  You know, um.

• 38:11Speaker 01

  They don't wanna be associated with that.

• 38:12H. Foley?

  Timmy No Breaks.

• 38:13Speaker 02

  They're really anti porn, you know, it's not like Papa John's where it's like they're dishing out the N-word. They've never said the N-word before.

• 38:19H. Foley?

  Jesus.

• 38:20Speaker 02

  I know. It's crazy. But yeah, I really like, uh, whatever I said. Is what I like. That's what I like. Whatever I just said is what I like.

• 38:29Speaker 01

  Well, I mean, listen, you know.

• 38:31H. Foley?

  It's crazy. After all that, I have to say, you're a hundred percent class.

• 38:36Speaker 01

  He's a classy guy. I would have never.

• 38:39Speaker 02

  I was nervous about it because I do, I really like you guys and I wanted to not be garbage to you guys. I wanted to be a good guy.

• 38:44H. Foley?

  You might be the classiest guy that's ever been on the show.

• 38:47Speaker 02

  That's literally means a lot. I like you guys too.

• 38:51Speaker 01

  I never said that.

• 38:52Speaker 02

  You know, that means a lot. It really does.

• 38:54Speaker 01

  I'm very, I'm happy, I'm happy, I'm happy you're feeling the warmth I'm putting down regarding.

• 38:57Speaker 02

  Oh my God, it's great. Yeah, your energy is just so supportive.

• 39:01H. Foley?

  We're huge fans.

• 39:03Speaker 01

  Fan fan.

• 39:03Speaker 02

  I'm a fan of you guys. I love this podcast.

• 39:05Speaker 01

  We're lucky to be here. I mean, we're lucky to have you here.

• 39:07Speaker 02

  Oh my God. I, I can't thank you guys enough for having me.

• 39:09Speaker 01

  We gotta get you back to your courtyard Marriott.

• 39:11H. Foley?

  We have your, we have your payment in a duffel bag outside.

• 39:13Speaker 02

  Yep. What's the amount?

• 39:15H. Foley?

  It's 10 million.

• 39:15Speaker 02

  Oh my God. I will donate 3 million.

• 39:18Speaker 01

  That's aw.

• 39:19Speaker 02

  You ever, you ever use, uh, money as a dildo? Guys, just fucking move on.

• 39:24Speaker 01

  That's a wrap.

• 39:24H. Foley?

  Ladies and gentlemen, a hundred percent class, Mr. Timmy No Breaks.

• 39:29Speaker 01

  Let him here.

• 39:29Speaker 02

  We did it, baby. We did it. Fuck yeah. Thanks for having me, guys.

• 39:33Speaker 01

  Of course, brother.

• 39:34H. Foley?

  We, we know you don't need to do any plugs because the shows are all sold out and you're killing it.

• 39:38Speaker 02

  I think I've done enough plugs last night. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying?

• 39:42H. Foley?

  Give me what you got for him.

• 39:42Speaker 01

  Uh, guys, we're over the road. Tickets on sale now. Shows are selling out. Get 'em while they're hot.

• 39:46H. Foley?

  The great Timmy No Breaks, everybody.

• 39:48Speaker 02

  Thank you, guys. Thanks for having me. I appreciate it.

• 39:50H. Foley?

  This is the greatest episode of this show we've ever done.

• 39:52Speaker 02

  Oh my God. Would expect nothing less. Would expect nothing less.

• 39:56H. Foley?

  Timmy, we love you.

• 39:57Speaker 02

  I love you too.

• 39:58H. Foley?

  Gang, we love you. We'll see you next week.

• 39:59Speaker 02

  Bye.