An Exciting Announcement from Alice and Matt | 5

We're going on the road! If you're based in England, come and see British Scandal live at Crossed Wires Festival on July 3rd. And if you're not... Well, we hear flights are very reasonably priced this time of year. Find tickets here: https://crossedwires.live/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:00Matt Forde?

  The rain in Spain stays mainly on the plane. The tip of the tongue, the teeth, the lips.

• 0:08Alice Levine?

  If you're wondering what Matt's doing, he is not having a breakdown for once. He is preparing for British Scandal Live. Matt, we have done this once before, taken British Scandal to the stage. So this will be our second only ever show. Excuse my syntax.

• 0:23Matt Forde?

  I cannot wait. It was great fun doing it before. I think this is going to be even better. And we are doing a brand new story and we've got a whole load of new features.

• 0:30Alice Levine?

  Plus, we'll obviously have some old favourites. I wouldn't be surprised if we've got some journalists in there, maybe in a gaggle.

• 0:36Matt Forde?

  Yeah, will you resign? Are you going to resign, Miss Levine?

• 0:38Alice Levine?

  Probably a deeply suspicious copper.

• 0:40Matt Forde?

  Hello, Miss Levine. What's going on here?

• 0:44Alice Levine?

  And maybe, maybe a disgruntled wife.

• 0:46Matt Forde?

  You've made your decision. Now you must stand by it.

• 0:49Alice Levine?

  Oh, she's so sad. So we will be telling the shocking story of the most expensive toilet in Britain.

• 0:56Matt Forde?

  And more importantly, who's stole it?

• 0:58Alice Levine?

  So this is of course, the 18-carat Gold Lu stolen from Blenheim Palace. We love a heist.

• 1:04Matt Forde?

  We do, and we're going to get you involved. And this episode will not be recorded. This will not appear on the feed. So the only way to experience it is to come and see it live.

• 1:13Alice Levine?

  It's going to be major audience participation. So if you don't want that, sit in the back.

• 1:16Matt Forde?

  It will be unlike any British scandal you've ever heard before. To be there, join us on the 5th of July at 5.15pm at the Crosswires Festival in Sheffield.

• 1:25Alice Levine?

  And we are not the only ones that are going to be there. Loads of your favourite podcasts are doing live shows. I'm doing one with my other best friend, Greg James. Uncanny with Danny Robins is going to be there. Ellis and John, How to Fail with Elizabeth Day. There are parties, there are meet and greets, there are DJ sets with podcasters. You can make an entire weekend of it and there's loads of free fringe stuff as well. So go to crosswires, that's C R O S S E D wires dot live to get your tickets.