The Wild World of Lil Pete!

Are You Garbage presents stand up comedian and internet sensation Lil Pete! You know Lil Pete from stand up comedy, Chrissy Chaos, Growing Up Italian Podcast, Flagrant's New Yorker of the Week, Beer Game Show Presented By Barstool Sports, The P Boiz Podcast, and so much more! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! Watch AMERICAN GARBAGE: https://youtu.be/77zGwlLffWk?si=6E9dBr63JY7HgP9t AYG 2026 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows NEW AYG MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored By: DraftKings: New DraftKings customers, sign up with code AYG, spend five bucks to get $150 in rewards within 14 days - includes all markets. Ultra: Don’t sleep on @ultrapouches. New customers get 15% Off with code GARBAGE at https://takeultra.com! Gambling Problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER, one eight hundred MY RESET. Connecticut: call eight eight eight seven eight nine seven seven seven seven, visit CCPG dot org. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino in Kansas. Bet tax pass-through may apply in Illinois. Twenty one plus. Void in Canada. Bet with DraftKings Sportsbook to get Bonus bets that expire in seven days OR Trade with DraftKings Predictions to get Predictions Dollars that expire in one year. Event contract trading involves risk of loss. Predictions offer void in New York. Non-withdrawable Rewards issued as Fifty dollar click-to-claims every seven days for fourteen days. Terms at d k n g dot c o slash offer. Limited time offer. Nationwide based on Sportsbook, Predictions, and Free-to-Play Sports Contest availability. Varies by State. Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• 0:31Speaker 02

  Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.

• 0:50H. Foley?

  Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage?

• 0:56Speaker 01

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• 0:56H. Foley?

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• 1:00Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:01H. Foley?

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• 1:02Speaker 01

  Garbage.

• 1:03H. Foley?

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• 1:17Speaker 01

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• 1:18H. Foley?

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• 1:23Speaker 01

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• 2:04Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 2:05H. Foley?

  But, gang, we couldn't be more excited to have our incredibly, and I mean incredibly, special guest here with us today for the first time. Uh, this young man has been, uh, causing a stir.

• 2:15Speaker 01

  A bit of an internet sensation.

• 2:16H. Foley?

  Making waves on the internet and in the comedy scene. Uh, very funny stand-up comedian. Give us a favor, give it up for little Pete.

• 2:23Speaker 01

  Hey.

• 2:24H. Foley?

  Little Pete's here. Talking to town, this guy.

• 2:27Speaker 03

  Thanks for coming, bud. Happy to be here, guys. Thank you for having me on, man.

• 2:30Speaker 01

  Of course.

• 2:30H. Foley?

  You're welcome. Thank you so much for coming in. Uh, give us the backstory, the origin story. I heard it's a sort of tale.

• 2:37Speaker 01

  Are you, are you a New York kid, born and raised?

• 2:39Speaker 03

  Born and raised, Brooklyn, New York, Bay Ridge. Um, I've been living in the same house for the last 42 years.

• 2:45Speaker 01

  Oh, shit.

• 2:45Speaker 03

  Except for the one year that I was in rehab, which was, uh, almost 10 years ago.

• 2:49H. Foley?

  Very nice. You did a year in rehab?

• 2:51Speaker 03

  Yeah, um, did about, did about six months in rehab, then about six months in a halfway.

• 2:56H. Foley?

  No shit?

• 2:57Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:58H. Foley?

  That's a halfway house for you.

• 2:59Speaker 03

  I was actually kicked out of the halfway house because they, they had actually made me the manager of the halfway house.

• 3:05Speaker 01

  Oh, this guy's got stories already. My kinda guy, little Pete.

• 3:08H. Foley?

  Please, continue.

• 3:09Speaker 03

  When they saw how responsible I was and how reliable I was and how much of a leader I am, they said, we want you to be the manager. Yes. We want you to be the manager of the halfway house. I was like, okay, great.

• 3:21Speaker 01

  Uh-huh.

• 3:22Speaker 03

  So you know me, I'm always telling my stories and strip club stories and everything.

• 3:26H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 3:27Speaker 03

  One night, um, you know, some of the clients at the halfway house was like, we would really love for you to take us to a strip club. And I said, you know what? That's a great idea. We're going. So instead of taking them to the NA meeting, I was taking them to the strip clubs.

• 3:41Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 3:42Speaker 03

  Wound up hooking up with this cute little waitress, and it became like a regular thing. So no more NA meetings. Now it's like,

• 3:48Speaker 01

  Everybody's going to the bar.

• 3:49Speaker 03

  Yeah, we're going to the strip club with little Pete.

• 3:51H. Foley?

  You were taking people from the halfway house to a strip club on a regular basis?

• 3:54Speaker 03

  On a weekly basis.

• 3:55H. Foley?

  Were they drinking?

• 3:57Speaker 03

  In the beginning, no, but eventually it led to it. Yes. I caused a massive relapse.

• 4:02Speaker 01

  Really? Half of Bay Ridge went out.

• 4:04H. Foley?

  And then you were, then you were asked to leave the halfway house?

• 4:06Speaker 03

  I, I was asked to leave the halfway house.

• 4:08H. Foley?

  But why six months in rehab?

• 4:10Speaker 03

  Oh, um, that was the program. It was a six-month thing.

• 4:13H. Foley?

  Six months?

• 4:14Speaker 03

  Yeah, it was a six-month thing, yeah.

• 4:16Speaker 01

  Holy shit. You should try it sometime.

• 4:19Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 4:19Speaker 01

  Uh, okay.

• 4:21H. Foley?

  All right, let's go back a little further.

• 4:22Speaker 01

  So, yeah, uh, born and raised, Bay Ridge.

• 4:25Speaker 03

  That, that's correct.

• 4:26Speaker 01

  What's, uh, what was the family dynamic? Like, mom, dad, brothers, sisters? What, what was the house growing up?

• 4:31Speaker 03

  Only child.

• 4:32Speaker 01

  Only child.

• 4:33Speaker 03

  Um, my, my father, um, was Irish, okay? Um, very Irish Catholic, very into sports.

• 4:40H. Foley?

  Uh-huh.

• 4:40Speaker 03

  Okay, um, everything growing up in my household was basically focused around sports. Like, that was my job.

• 4:46Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 4:47Speaker 03

  Make the baseball team, make the basketball team, make the soccer team. It was more important than schoolwork or anything.

• 4:54H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 4:54Speaker 03

  Okay. My mother, uh, is an Italian woman, also a very Italian, Roman Catholic.

• 5:00H. Foley?

  Uh-huh.

• 5:00Speaker 03

  She was a teacher, a special ed teacher.

• 5:03H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 5:04Speaker 03

  Coincidence that she had a kid who's borderline special ed, you know?

• 5:08H. Foley?

  Is that true?

• 5:09Speaker 03

  Um, absolutely, absolutely, yeah. Um, verbal ability extremely high.

• 5:15Speaker 01

  High verbal ability?

• 5:16Speaker 03

  98%.

• 5:17H. Foley?

  Uh-huh.

• 5:18Speaker 03

  Performance ability, 2%.

• 5:20H. Foley?

  2%.

• 5:21Speaker 03

  And I'm like, who the fuck are these two guys that did worse than me? You know what I'm saying?

• 5:27Speaker 03

  I wanna meet them. I wanna meet them, you know?

• 5:29H. Foley?

  Very, very classic New York tale. Irish.

• 5:33Speaker 01

  Irish, Italian, Bay Ridge.

• 5:35Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 5:35H. Foley?

  It's like fucking oil and vinegar.

• 5:37Speaker 01

  Did your dad play sports when he was growing up, or he just obsessed with them?

• 5:40Speaker 03

  No, absolutely. He played in high school for Powell Memorial with Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.

• 5:45Speaker 01

  No shit?

• 5:46Speaker 03

  When he was still Lu Alcindor. Basketball.

• 5:51H. Foley?

  Your dad played with Kareem?

• 5:53Speaker 03

  Yes, he did. Yeah, Powell Memorial, 1961, correct.

• 5:56H. Foley?

  Powell Memorial.

• 5:57Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's not even there anymore.

• 5:58Speaker 01

  Damn.

• 5:59H. Foley?

  Is it a public school?

• 6:00Speaker 03

  No, I believe it was, I believe it was Catholic.

• 6:02Speaker 01

  Yeah, Catholic, probably a Catholic school back in the day. Damn.

• 6:05Speaker 03

  They're very Catholic, my father's side of the family, like very, very Catholic.

• 6:09H. Foley?

  Not Kareem.

• 6:10Speaker 03

  Not Kareem. A lot walk by, you know?

• 6:13Speaker 01

  The dream, baby. Uh, okay. Was, uh, you know, very New York thing, was your extended family in the neighborhood as well? Like your aunts and uncles and dad's family, mom's family, or was it?

• 6:25Speaker 03

  So my mom's family lived in Bensonhurst, but it was just my grandmother and grandfather, where we went every Sunday to have dinner.

• 6:34Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 6:34H. Foley?

  Really?

• 6:35Speaker 03

  Yes. The larger side of the family, my father's side, the Irish side, they were spread out through Jersey and Rockland County. I only really saw them on the holidays.

• 6:45H. Foley?

  Gotcha.

• 6:45Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 6:46H. Foley?

  Rockland County.

• 6:47Speaker 03

  Correct, yeah.

• 6:48H. Foley?

  Family gets up there.

• 6:49Speaker 01

  That's bad news. That sounds like you're making it out, but it's, it's, it's tough going up in Rockland.

• 6:55H. Foley?

  Rockland County's rough.

• 6:55Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 6:56H. Foley?

  Okay. Um, so how were the grades in school?

• 7:00Speaker 03

  Okay, the, the grades in school were good.

• 7:02H. Foley?

  Did you go to Catholic school or public school?

• 7:04Speaker 03

  I started at Adelphi Academy, which is a private school.

• 7:07H. Foley?

  Adelphi?

• 7:08Speaker 03

  Academy, six blocks away from my house, yeah.

• 7:10H. Foley?

  Sounds like a cable company.

• 7:12Speaker 03

  Adelphi.

• 7:14H. Foley?

  Adelphi is a cable company.

• 7:15Speaker 03

  Spectrum, Spectrum Academy is where.

• 7:17Speaker 01

  Went to Time Warner College.

• 7:19Speaker 03

  So, yeah. There were, um, in, in the original kindergarten class, there were only seven kids.

• 7:23H. Foley?

  All right.

• 7:24Speaker 03

  My mother, my mother made sure in the early part of my life that I was in a small class where the kids got a lot of attention if they needed it.

• 7:32Speaker 01

  She knows what she was doing, yeah.

• 7:33Speaker 03

  Yeah, she knew what she was doing.

• 7:34H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 7:35Speaker 03

  Um, at fourth grade level, I attempted to go to Poly Prep, but they didn't accept me. I was like the only kid in the class that did not get accepted.

• 7:45H. Foley?

  What's Poly Prep?

• 7:45Speaker 03

  It was a, a higher level, private school.

• 7:48H. Foley?

  Gotcha.

• 7:48Speaker 03

  Yeah, more expensive, more money, better sports program.

• 7:51H. Foley?

  Gotcha.

• 7:52Speaker 03

  Yeah, all of that.

• 7:53H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 7:53Speaker 03

  Then for fifth grade, I went to St. Patrick's, which was like a neighborhood Catholic school.

• 7:58H. Foley?

  Gotcha.

• 7:59Speaker 03

  Where I played all my sports.

• 8:00H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 8:01Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 8:01H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 8:02Speaker 01

  Huh. All right. Very interesting. Did your parent, are your, did your parents stay together? Did they separate?

• 8:07Speaker 03

  Uh, they never got a divorce, but it didn't really help the relationship. They, they were fighting all the time.

• 8:14H. Foley?

  Did your dad eventually move out?

• 8:15Speaker 03

  No, he died. He died of a heart attack in 2006.

• 8:19Speaker 01

  Oh, I'm sorry to hear, bud.

• 8:20Speaker 03

  Actually had a heart attack while he was refereeing a basketball game. Went to blow his whistle, that was it.

• 8:26H. Foley?

  And he died right there?

• 8:27Speaker 03

  Died on the court, yeah.

• 8:29H. Foley?

  Holy shit.

• 8:30Speaker 01

  Loves sports. He went with doing what he loved, though, you know?

• 8:32H. Foley?

  Damn. Were you at the game?

• 8:34Speaker 03

  No, we weren't.

• 8:35H. Foley?

  Would you have been?

• 8:37Speaker 03

  No, but my mother typically would have. It's, it's probably not by coincidence that she didn't go that day, 'cause it's probably better that she didn't see that.

• 8:44Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 8:45H. Foley?

  So they still, even though they fought, they still would, they were still, like, she went to his basketball games that he refereed?

• 8:51Speaker 03

  Yes. We had a golden retriever, uh, dog, uh, female by the name of Star.

• 8:56H. Foley?

  Uh-huh.

• 8:57Speaker 03

  That dog probably kept the marriage together more than anything.

• 9:00Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 9:01Speaker 03

  'Cause they used to love to walk it together. They used to love to take the dog to the beach, even in the winter. You know, if it wasn't for that dog, there probably would have been some form of a separation between like, between 96 and 2006 when my old man passed, you know?

• 9:14H. Foley?

  There's something to be said for that kinda love, though.

• 9:16Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 9:17Speaker 01

  Kinda grit in your teeth and go, going to watch him referee, you know, in their moral sports games, yeah. What was, uh, what were, what was a vacation like growing up?

• 9:26Speaker 03

  Oh, wow. So we used to go to Cape Cod every year. Every year we went to Cape Cod for two weeks in August.

• 9:32Speaker 01

  Wow, good vacation.

• 9:34H. Foley?

  So you had no cousins or anything like that? Like, cousins, gerates?

• 9:37Speaker 03

  Oh, no. On my father's side, yeah. I had several cousins that were a year or two older, a year or two younger.

• 9:43H. Foley?

  But you would only really see them once or twice a year?

• 9:45Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 9:45H. Foley?

  Gotcha.

• 9:46Speaker 03

  Yeah, there was.

• 9:46H. Foley?

  Who was your crew in the, in, in, in Bay Ridge? You have a group of friends?

• 9:49Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah. I always had a big group of friends.

• 9:51H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 9:52Speaker 03

  I, I was always like that one guy that everybody really wanted to hang out with, you know?

• 9:55Speaker 01

  Okay. Good personality. This guy fucking walks in, takes the room over this guy.

• 9:59H. Foley?

  98% verbal.

• 10:00Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 10:02H. Foley?

  So you got, you know, please?

• 10:03Speaker 03

  No, I still wanna know who the two guys that did worse than me on the performance test were, you know?

• 10:08H. Foley?

  Okay. Uh, what was the grocery store that your mom went to growing up?

• 10:12Speaker 03

  Uh, she went, um, it's called Food Town now.

• 10:15H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 10:16Speaker 03

  It was called Met Food back then.

• 10:18H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 10:19Speaker 01

  I don't ever heard of a Met Food.

• 10:21Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 10:21H. Foley?

  Did you ever say what your dad did?

• 10:23Speaker 03

  Okay, so my father, um, owned his own business.

• 10:26H. Foley?

  Uh-huh.

• 10:26Speaker 03

  He owned a route in which he was a middleman, like a distributor.

• 10:31H. Foley?

  Of?

• 10:31Speaker 03

  For, uh, pasta, cheese.

• 10:34Speaker 01

  Good gig. Having a route, having a route's a good gig. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 10:37Speaker 03

  You know, he, he did well, man. Towards the end of his life, like around 2000, the business totally fell apart. And, and that, that hurt him. That hurt him. He became a teacher the last six years of his life, so he could teach the kids and, and coach the kids and all that, yeah.

• 10:52H. Foley?

  Um, would you guys grow up in an apartment or a house?

• 10:54Speaker 03

  Private house.

• 10:55H. Foley?

  Private and small, okay.

• 10:56Speaker 03

  Small, right next to an apartment building.

• 10:58H. Foley?

  Nice. And your mom still lives there today?

• 11:00Speaker 03

  We still both live there to this day.

• 11:02H. Foley?

  You live with your mom?

• 11:02Speaker 03

  Correct.

• 11:03H. Foley?

  Very nice. All right, we're gonna get into that. Sure.

• 11:05Speaker 01

  What uh, what was your first car growing up? Could have been any age, because I know New Yorkers at all, you know, it's not like you get a car at 16 or whatever.

• 11:12Speaker 03

  So my first car, um, my parents actually gave me their Volvo, which was a 94 S 70, I believe.

• 11:20Speaker 01

  Nice car.

• 11:21Speaker 03

  Yeah, so that I could drive to college. St. Joseph's College.

• 11:24Speaker 01

  Went to St. Joseph's?

• 11:25Speaker 03

  Yes, went with Chris, Chris DiStefano, yeah, we were college buddies for four years.

• 11:29H. Foley?

  St. Joseph's College, where's that?

• 11:31Speaker 01

  I didn't know that.

• 11:31Speaker 03

  Downtown Brooklyn.

• 11:32H. Foley?

  It is.

• 11:33Speaker 03

  245 Clinton Avenue.

• 11:35Speaker 01

  245 Clinton Avenue, that's the. Right off the fucking G train, nigga.

• 11:39Speaker 03

  Chris was the star of the basketball team, the all-time leader.

• 11:42Speaker 01

  I didn't know you knew Chris like that.

• 11:44Speaker 03

  Yeah, before I did comedy, before he did comedy, yeah.

• 11:47Speaker 01

  Fucking, Chrissy D.

• 11:49H. Foley?

  Chrissy D was quite the basketball player.

• 11:51Speaker 03

  Big shout out to Chrissy.

• 11:52H. Foley?

  You say all-time leading scorer?

• 11:53Speaker 03

  He is.

• 11:54H. Foley?

  He's the all-time leading scorer of St. Joseph's.

• 11:56Speaker 01

  Girls team, ain't that?

• 11:58Speaker 03

  Fact check that.

• 11:59H. Foley?

  Shout out to Chrissy D, okay.

• 12:01Speaker 01

  Wow.

• 12:02H. Foley?

  A Volvo, I didn't see that.

• 12:04Speaker 01

  I did not see that coming, a white Cadillac something, I did not see the.

• 12:08Speaker 03

  My father had a white Cadillac, yeah, he had a white Cadillac Eldorado, yeah.

• 12:12H. Foley?

  What happened to that?

• 12:13Speaker 03

  I crashed both of them.

• 12:14H. Foley?

  Nice. You crashed the Eldorado?

• 12:16Speaker 03

  Yeah, I did unfortunately.

• 12:17H. Foley?

  Was he still alive?

• 12:18Speaker 03

  Yes, unfortunately.

• 12:20H. Foley?

  Ah, man, sucks, I did the same thing.

• 12:21Speaker 03

  Yeah, I got an ass kicking for that one, man.

• 12:23H. Foley?

  Did you?

• 12:24Speaker 03

  Yes, I did.

• 12:25Speaker 01

  How did you do in college? Did you graduate?

• 12:28Speaker 03

  I um, I graduated from St. Joseph's College.

• 12:31H. Foley?

  You did?

• 12:31Speaker 03

  Yes, but realistically, my mother should have two college degrees.

• 12:35Speaker 01

  Sure, she did, she was doing a lot of your work.

• 12:37Speaker 03

  She was helping me a lot with my work, yeah.

• 12:38H. Foley?

  So you were living at home, you lived at home through college?

• 12:40Speaker 03

  I did, yeah.

• 12:41H. Foley?

  Gotcha.

• 12:41Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 12:42H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 12:42Speaker 01

  And what was the first job you had as a teenager, even a kid, paper route, anything, what was it?

• 12:47Speaker 03

  Oh, okay, so my first job, well, actually, my first job that my father got me was working at a.

• 12:52Speaker 01

  He hasn't answered a question straight yet.

• 12:53Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 12:54Speaker 01

  Actually, no, it's very, I love it.

• 12:56Speaker 03

  Got me a job working at a cemetery, right?

• 12:59Speaker 01

  Jesus.

• 13:00Speaker 03

  In which I got fired the first day because I couldn't find the bathroom, I took a piss on somebody's tombstone.

• 13:05Speaker 01

  Jesus.

• 13:05H. Foley?

  Right, Pete, come on.

• 13:07Speaker 03

  Right for the, for the boss to roll up in his cart and be like, get the hell out of here, you're fired.

• 13:12H. Foley?

  Holy shit, is this a summer job, I assume?

• 13:14Speaker 03

  It was a summer job, yeah.

• 13:15H. Foley?

  What were you supposed to be doing, digging graves?

• 13:17Speaker 03

  Uh, no, we were like cutting the grass and stuff, yeah, yeah.

• 13:19H. Foley?

  Okay, so maintenance, alright, huh. And what about after that? When, did you take the rest of the summer off, or?

• 13:25Speaker 03

  No, got a job personal training at a Bally's in Elmhurst.

• 13:28H. Foley?

  How old were you?

• 13:30Speaker 03

  Like 18 going on 19?

• 13:31H. Foley?

  That was your first job, 18, 19?

• 13:33Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 13:34Speaker 01

  Were you always in good shape?

• 13:35Speaker 03

  I was always in good shape, yeah.

• 13:37Speaker 01

  Yeah, I guess athletic.

• 13:38H. Foley?

  You always lifted?

• 13:38Speaker 03

  Yeah, since the time I was like 15.

• 13:40H. Foley?

  Huh, okay, wow. What was your first concert?

• 13:44Speaker 03

  Never went to a concert in my life.

• 13:46H. Foley?

  You've never been to a music concert?

• 13:48Speaker 03

  No, but I've been to a lot of like house music type of parties, like Sound Factory, um.

• 13:53H. Foley?

  Raves?

• 13:54Speaker 03

  Yeah, that, that type of stuff.

• 13:55H. Foley?

  Molly's, all that kind of shit?

• 13:56Speaker 03

  Big time.

• 13:58Speaker 01

  Huge.

• 13:58Speaker 03

  A lot of Molly's. A lot of Molly's.

• 14:01H. Foley?

  Gotcha.

• 14:02Speaker 03

  Had my eyeballs spinning, had my toupee frigging standing up straight.

• 14:06H. Foley?

  How old, when, when did you start wearing a toupee?

• 14:08Speaker 03

  2010.

• 14:09Speaker 01

  2010, when did you, as a guy, you know, uh, with male pattern baldness, when did you start losing it? Did you start losing, were you one of those kids that started losing it early?

• 14:17Speaker 03

  Started losing it early, um, I did a cycle of steroids, right?

• 14:22Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 14:22Speaker 03

  In, in 2002, for my Cancun senior trip.

• 14:26Speaker 01

  Wait, wait, wait, how old are you?

• 14:30Speaker 03

  I'm 42.

• 14:31Speaker 01

  You're 42, so, and what year was this?

• 14:33Speaker 03

  This is 2002.

• 14:34Speaker 01

  2002, your high school, senior year?

• 14:37H. Foley?

  You were in high school.

• 14:37Speaker 01

  You're in high school, you start doing, you start doing a cycle.

• 14:40Speaker 03

  Yes, I did a cycle in high school.

• 14:41H. Foley?

  Because you're going away to Cancun, you want to look good on the beach.

• 14:43Speaker 03

  That is correct.

• 14:43Speaker 01

  Fucking sharp kid, though, I don't know what to tell you. That's alright.

• 14:47H. Foley?

  Alright, and what, your hair starts falling out because of that?

• 14:50Speaker 03

  That, that was the beginning of it, believe it or not, yeah.

• 14:52H. Foley?

  Huh, so you started losing in high school?

• 14:54Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 14:54H. Foley?

  How was the Cancun trip?

• 14:55Speaker 03

  The Cancun trip was awesome, okay? It was worth every year that I took off my life with those steroids.

• 15:01H. Foley?

  Did you get laid down there?

• 15:02Speaker 03

  I did, yeah, I did.

• 15:05Speaker 01

  Shout out to it.

• 15:06Speaker 03

  I remember my mother found my steroids and she was like, you have to stop taking that, I said, sure, right after spring break, alright? I said, I'm going to Cancun, I'm trying to get jacked, and I'm trying to get some pussy, back off.

• 15:17H. Foley?

  I assume your mother knows everything that goes on in the household?

• 15:20Speaker 03

  Yeah, she did.

• 15:21H. Foley?

  She keeps it pretty clean, does she, and this isn't a shot, I'm very close with my mother, lived back at home several times, does she clean your room?

• 15:29Speaker 03

  Uh, no, not anymore, um, the last five years, she um, she has macular degeneration, she's losing her eyesight.

• 15:36H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 15:37Speaker 03

  She had a knee replacement, uh, last May.

• 15:40H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 15:40Speaker 03

  She's not walking so well anymore.

• 15:42H. Foley?

  Gotcha.

• 15:43Speaker 03

  And um, dementia runs in her family and.

• 15:45H. Foley?

  Gotcha.

• 15:45Speaker 03

  The last five years, she's slowing down a lot, like, it's actually me taking care of her now.

• 15:49H. Foley?

  Very nice, okay.

• 15:51Speaker 01

  Very admirable, good.

• 15:52H. Foley?

  Very admirable.

• 15:53Speaker 01

  Good moral thing to do.

• 15:54H. Foley?

  But up until then, she strikes me as the kind of mom that like.

• 15:57Speaker 01

  Italian mom.

• 15:57H. Foley?

  Ran the vacuum five times a day, kept the place spotless.

• 16:00Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 16:01H. Foley?

  Do you have any plastic on anything in like the living room, the couch or anything like that?

• 16:05Speaker 01

  Furniture cover or anything?

• 16:06Speaker 03

  We did, but the cat just clawed through all that shit, and we, she gave up. Yeah, the cat, Tiger, Tiger Boom Boom, he just clawed through everything.

• 16:14H. Foley?

  Tiger Boom Boom was the name of the cat?

• 16:16Speaker 03

  Yes, he takes the biggest shits, that cat.

• 16:18H. Foley?

  Do you still have the cat?

• 16:19Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, he's four years old.

• 16:20H. Foley?

  Four years old?

• 16:21Speaker 03

  Correct, yeah.

• 16:22H. Foley?

  Okay, alright.

• 16:24Speaker 01

  Growing up, would you drink milk with dinner, and who cooked? Your mom?

• 16:26Speaker 03

  My mom pretty much cooked, um, every night.

• 16:29Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 16:29Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 16:30Speaker 01

  Good cook.

• 16:30Speaker 03

  Yeah, she was a good cook, yeah.

• 16:32H. Foley?

  How's her, how was her sauce?

• 16:33Speaker 03

  Oh, her sauce was great, but not as good as her mom's.

• 16:36Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 16:36Speaker 03

  Her mother, my, my grandmother, Talia, was actually the better cook of the two.

• 16:40H. Foley?

  Where you guys would go on Sundays?

• 16:41Speaker 03

  Yeah, absolutely.

• 16:42H. Foley?

  What would that Sunday dinner look like, and would it just be you guys, or would it be any relatives of hers?

• 16:47Speaker 03

  So it was me, my mom, my dad, and my grandma and grandpa, and then my mom's brother, who lost his job in 1990.

• 16:55H. Foley?

  Uh-huh.

• 16:56Speaker 03

  Uh, spent six years living at home with them.

• 16:59H. Foley?

  Nice.

• 16:59Speaker 03

  Yeah, and I, I really, that was my Uncle Vito, I really liked that guy, he was cool.

• 17:03H. Foley?

  Uh-huh, he passed?

• 17:04Speaker 03

  He, he died of dementia, uh, two years ago, yeah.

• 17:07H. Foley?

  Two years ago.

• 17:07Speaker 03

  He was cool, though, you know, he let me have a couple of sips of his vodka, he used to take me to the bar.

• 17:12Speaker 01

  Shout out Uncle Vito.

• 17:13Speaker 03

  Yeah, shout out Uncle Vito, man, we used to, I used to watch the football games with him, he was betting on him, gambling on him. Guy had a lot of demons, but he was cool, you know?

• 17:21H. Foley?

  I bet you could still smell that house walking into it on a Sunday, I would assume, right?

• 17:24Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 17:25H. Foley?

  Yeah, it's fucking awesome. God, I wish I was Italian.

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• 18:55Speaker 01

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• 18:56H. Foley?

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• 18:57Speaker 01

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• 18:59H. Foley?

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• 19:00Speaker 01

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• 19:01H. Foley?

  You know what I mean, I had trouble sleeping, I know you have trouble sleeping, trouble falling asleep. You know what I mean, you uh, you know, you're trying to, you're gonna get a score on your Whoop, your Oura Ring, your Apple Watch, all that kind of stuff. Melatonin gummies, all that kind of stuff, sometimes it's too much.

• 19:16Speaker 01

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• 19:16H. Foley?

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• 19:30Speaker 01

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• 19:31H. Foley?

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• 19:33Speaker 01

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• 20:06H. Foley?

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• 20:07Speaker 01

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• 20:34Speaker 03

  Back to the show.

• 20:35H. Foley?

  Back to the show.

• 20:36Speaker 01

  But, uh, would you do milk with dinner? Was that a thing?

• 20:40Speaker 03

  You know, I was-

• 20:40Speaker 01

  Like milk and pasta, milk and pizza?

• 20:42Speaker 03

  My mom was never big on the milk. Um, I was drinking water from the time I was like eleven or twelve.

• 20:47H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 20:48Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 20:49H. Foley?

  Okay. Would your mom make breakfast in the morning for you?

• 20:51Speaker 03

  She always did.

• 20:52H. Foley?

  She did?

• 20:53Speaker 03

  Yeah. Up until the time I was like maybe thirty-three years old.

• 20:56H. Foley?

  No shit.

• 20:57Speaker 03

  I swear to God.

• 20:58Speaker 01

  No shit.

• 20:58Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 20:59H. Foley?

  What are we talking about?

• 21:00Speaker 01

  Eggs and shit?

• 21:01Speaker 03

  Eggs, oatmeal, that-

• 21:02H. Foley?

  So you come down in the morning, cheese in there? It's got the coffee going?

• 21:06Speaker 03

  Got everything going.

• 21:07H. Foley?

  Really?

• 21:08Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 21:08H. Foley?

  Your dad too? Your dad would be down there?

• 21:10Speaker 03

  Well, my, my dad on Tuesdays and Thursdays, he used to have to leave the house ridiculously early for his business.

• 21:16H. Foley?

  Uh huh.

• 21:17Speaker 03

  But Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, no, he was down there reading the paper. Me and him would be talking about the Nick game or, or the Yankee game.

• 21:24H. Foley?

  And so you never moved out? You've always lived there?

• 21:26Speaker 03

  Always lived there.

• 21:27H. Foley?

  So, okay, so you go to college. We'll go, we'll go back a little bit, I want to hear. You, you go to college, you get your degree.

• 21:34Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 21:34H. Foley?

  In?

• 21:35Speaker 03

  Uh, human relations.

• 21:37H. Foley?

  Human relations. Alright, and then what do you get a job doing?

• 21:40Speaker 03

  Uh, my first job, um, after college was, um, at a place called Arbor We Care. It was some type of social work.

• 21:48H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 21:49Speaker 03

  And, and it didn't, it didn't go well. It didn't last long. I got fired within like the first two months.

• 21:53H. Foley?

  Just on my desk?

• 21:54Speaker 03

  And I went right back to the gym where I was comfortable and, and you know, I, I had leverage. I had a leg up on, you know, other people.

• 22:03H. Foley?

  You started working at, you started working at the gym?

• 22:05Speaker 03

  Correct.

• 22:06H. Foley?

  As a trainer?

• 22:06Speaker 03

  Yeah, correct.

• 22:07H. Foley?

  So your days were, this is before you did comedy, I assume?

• 22:10Speaker 03

  Oh yeah, this is way before I did comedy.

• 22:11H. Foley?

  Alright, so how old are you?

• 22:13Speaker 03

  I'm forty-two.

• 22:14H. Foley?

  No, no, I mean, how old are you then?

• 22:15Speaker 03

  Twenty-three, twenty-four.

• 22:16H. Foley?

  Twenty-three, you're living at home, you're working at a gym?

• 22:18Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 22:19H. Foley?

  Okay, and that was your life. You, you wake up, your mom had breakfast ready, you'd go to the gym, you'd come back, she'd make dinner?

• 22:27Speaker 03

  She, she made dinner, yeah. My whole day revolved around the gym, um, working out, you know, training my clients. I mean, I, I did my little hustles on the side. I was selling weed, I was selling E pills and stuff. Cause I wanted to make enough money that we could go to the club on the weekends and we could have a good time.

• 22:44Speaker 01

  What's that, what's that, what's that look like going to the club on the weekend? It's you and what? You and how many boys?

• 22:49Speaker 03

  Me and usually a bunch of juiced out guys, you know what I'm saying? Everybody had their hair mohawked. I was mohawking my toupee.

• 22:57H. Foley?

  Were you really?

• 22:57Speaker 03

  I swear to God. I was mohawking the toupee all the way around.

• 23:00H. Foley?

  Did you ever think about letting it go?

• 23:02Speaker 03

  The toupee?

• 23:02H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 23:03Speaker 03

  Nah.

• 23:03H. Foley?

  You like it?

• 23:04Speaker 03

  I, I do.

• 23:05H. Foley?

  What about getting the plugs?

• 23:06Speaker 03

  Oh, I did three surgeries with Bosley.

• 23:09Speaker 01

  With Bosley? They named them.

• 23:11Speaker 03

  And, you wanna hear something crazy? So the third surgery did not go well. I, I still have a dent in my head to this day, and I was in a lot of pain. I went to my doctor and I was like, my head's really hurting. He goes, here, here's some perks. That'll make your head feel better. Led to the beginning of my opioid addiction, which brought me to rehab about five years later and left me nearly dead in a coma. Uh, May sixteenth to May twenty-sixth of two thousand and seventeen.

• 23:36Speaker 01

  Jesus, man.

• 23:38Speaker 03

  I thought I was gonna get, I thought I was gonna get my hair back. Yes, shout out to Bosley. I thought I was gonna get my hair back. I wind up getting addicted to dope.

• 23:45H. Foley?

  But now you could do the thing that everyone's doing, not the turkey one, but they, they have it here.

• 23:49Speaker 01

  It's the same thing.

• 23:50H. Foley?

  Would you ever do that?

• 23:51Speaker 03

  I, I would really need to, yeah, I would really need to know that it's gonna work better than, than this, you know?

• 23:56Speaker 01

  What's that set you back, if you don't mind me asking?

• 23:58Speaker 03

  This is seven hundred dollars a month.

• 24:00H. Foley?

  A month?

• 24:01Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 24:01H. Foley?

  Well, what do you have to do?

• 24:02Speaker 01

  You gotta get the upkeep.

• 24:03Speaker 03

  Yeah, you gotta go at least every two weeks.

• 24:05H. Foley?

  Uh huh.

• 24:06Speaker 03

  I'm, I'm going tomorrow, uh, it's not far from here.

• 24:08H. Foley?

  Right?

• 24:09Speaker 03

  At, at eleven o'clock and yeah, they're gonna take it off, clean it, re-glue it.

• 24:14H. Foley?

  So that stays on like when you're in the shower and shit like that?

• 24:16Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 24:17H. Foley?

  Oh, alright.

• 24:18Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 24:18Speaker 01

  I didn't know that.

• 24:18H. Foley?

  I didn't know that, yeah. So you sleep in at everything?

• 24:21Speaker 03

  Everything, yeah.

• 24:22H. Foley?

  No kidding. Alright.

• 24:24Speaker 03

  When they, when they bury me at the end of my life, make sure they glue my toupee to my head one last time.

• 24:28H. Foley?

  Okay. I don't think we'll be there today.

• 24:32Speaker 01

  Back to the club. What were some of the nicknames of the guys? Yeah, what, what are some of the, what are some of the nicknames that even the kids you grew up with?

• 24:40Speaker 03

  We, we, we had like ten Peets in the crew, man. Okay, so you got, you got Big Pete, you got Little Pete, you got Gay Pete, you got Junk Ball Pete. You got Sound Factory Pete, alright? You got nothing but-

• 24:53Speaker 01

  What was Junk Ball Pete? What's Junk Ball?

• 24:55Speaker 03

  Aw, he loved coke, that dude, man. He, he didn't-

• 24:59H. Foley?

  Shut up, the dirtball.

• 25:00Speaker 03

  He didn't know his name was Junk Ball Pete until he lost his phone one day. It was like, can I borrow your phone to call my phone? And then he ring, he rings it and sees Junk Ball Pete come up on the fucking caller ID. He was like, dude, I'm not a junkie. And then he was like, yo, you wanna go get some tut-tuts?

• 25:16Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 25:17H. Foley?

  Is that what you guys called it? Tut-tuts?

• 25:19Speaker 03

  Tut-tut.

• 25:19Speaker 01

  What were some of the clubs you were going to?

• 25:21Speaker 03

  Um, well, Sound Factory, when it was Sound Factory, then it became Pasha.

• 25:26Speaker 01

  Uh huh, shout out Pasha.

• 25:27Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 25:27H. Foley?

  Do you know this?

• 25:28Speaker 01

  My boys used to go to Pasha.

• 25:29H. Foley?

  Really?

• 25:30Speaker 01

  I mean, huh.

• 25:31Speaker 03

  We used to, we used to go to Crowbar, we used to go to Mansion.

• 25:34Speaker 01

  Mansion, babe.

• 25:35Speaker 03

  I love Mansion, man. That was a great one.

• 25:37H. Foley?

  And would you guys go in there, sit down, get a table, do bottle service, all that stuff?

• 25:40Speaker 03

  You know, we always sat at somebody else's table for the most part.

• 25:45H. Foley?

  Uh huh.

• 25:45Speaker 01

  Smart.

• 25:46Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 25:46Speaker 01

  Let them pay the fuck.

• 25:47Speaker 03

  Yeah, one time that I actually got a table, I remember at the end of the night, like, so many people were sitting there that I didn't know. They were about to kick me out of my own fucking table. They were like, hey, who do you know here? I'm like, it's my table. They're like, no, it's not. At that point, I don't even think it matters anymore.

• 26:04H. Foley?

  What's, what's, what kind of music is playing?

• 26:06Speaker 03

  Uh, like, like hardcore tribal house.

• 26:09H. Foley?

  The fuck is that?

• 26:10Speaker 03

  Like that pots and pans.

• 26:13H. Foley?

  So that's going on?

• 26:14Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 26:15H. Foley?

  What are you, are you, so this is what, two thousand eight, two thousand ten, roughly?

• 26:19Speaker 03

  In that area, yeah. From two thousand seven to like two thousand fourteen.

• 26:23H. Foley?

  So what are you wearing? Are we talking like-

• 26:24Speaker 01

  That's a long time ago. That's seven years ago.

• 26:26Speaker 03

  That's a lot of Molly's, yeah. That's a, that's a lot of Molly's, bro. That's a lot of drugs.

• 26:31Speaker 01

  All the Molly's is real trash.

• 26:33Speaker 03

  That's a lot of friggin' drugs, man. That's a lot of oof, oof.

• 26:37Speaker 01

  That's a lot of mays.

• 26:38H. Foley?

  So you guys would always take, you, you guys would always be on something when you're in there?

• 26:40Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 26:41H. Foley?

  Sitting there getting banged out, uh, wearing Ed Hardy stuff?

• 26:46Speaker 03

  Wore a lot of Ed Hardy, wore a lot of Christian order gear.

• 26:49Speaker 01

  Yeah, true religion jeans?

• 26:50Speaker 03

  True religion. To this day, everything, yeah, true religion, yeah.

• 26:54H. Foley?

  I have true religion jeans.

• 26:55Speaker 01

  Shout out to it.

• 26:56Speaker 03

  It was wild, man. It was, it was the total dark side, you know what I'm saying? We, we were hanging out with, with escorts, strippers.

• 27:03H. Foley?

  Um, what would a check usually look like at the end of the night from some club like that?

• 27:06Speaker 03

  What happened?

• 27:07H. Foley?

  What would a check usually look like at the end of the night from some, what are you dropping?

• 27:10Speaker 03

  You probably could've got by on like, on like three or four hundred bucks.

• 27:13H. Foley?

  That's it?

• 27:14Speaker 01

  Are you going, what are you doing? You doing like vodka tonic or vodka, what are you doing?

• 27:17Speaker 03

  Really drinking much, maybe get like one drink. You, you probably buy like, like-

• 27:21H. Foley?

  Cause you're all fucked up on drugs.

• 27:22Speaker 03

  Yeah, exactly. I guess. I, I was way more of a, of a drug party person growing up. Now I'm more of like a wine guy, you know?

• 27:29Speaker 01

  What kind of wine do you like?

• 27:30H. Foley?

  Wait, so you still drink?

• 27:32Speaker 03

  I still drink, yeah.

• 27:33H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 27:33Speaker 01

  Fucking Little Pete.

• 27:34H. Foley?

  Alright, okay.

• 27:35Speaker 03

  I don't do opioids. I never did it since I woke up from the coma, but I have partied over the past few years, you know?

• 27:41H. Foley?

  Gotcha.

• 27:41Speaker 03

  Yeah, I know.

• 27:42H. Foley?

  Little tut-tut?

• 27:43Speaker 03

  Tut-tut, couple Adderalls, yeah.

• 27:45H. Foley?

  Sure, okay, alright. Kinda California sober.

• 27:48Speaker 03

  Yeah. Bay Ridge, Bay Ridge, Little Pete sober, you know?

• 27:54Speaker 01

  Hey, find out what works for you, you know what I mean?

• 27:56Speaker 03

  We're walking less of a dark path these days than we once were.

• 27:59Speaker 01

  Towards the light, baby.

• 28:00Speaker 03

  Yeah, yes.

• 28:01Speaker 01

  Towards the light, Little Pete.

• 28:02Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 28:04H. Foley?

  Any memorable Halloween costumes growing up, since we're around that time? Would you do Halloween, would you do mischief night, I would assume, you and your buddies?

• 28:11Speaker 03

  I, I got a hell of a story for you guys.

• 28:13Speaker 01

  Please, please.

• 28:13Speaker 03

  First of all, I am dressing up as Chucky this year.

• 28:15Speaker 01

  He did say, why, mid perfor, the performance?

• 28:18Speaker 03

  So there was one year, right? This is two thousand eight. My grandmother-

• 28:21Speaker 01

  He's good on years.

• 28:22H. Foley?

  Two thousand eight, so you're in your twenties?

• 28:24Speaker 03

  I'm twenty-four.

• 28:25H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 28:25Speaker 03

  Two thousand eight, so my grandmother had been in the hospital for like a month. Uh, she had pneumonia. She had been living in an old age home for the past year.

• 28:33H. Foley?

  Uh huh.

• 28:33Speaker 03

  Since my, my grandmother, my grandfather died.

• 28:36H. Foley?

  Passed away.

• 28:36Speaker 03

  Yeah. So she dies on Halloween morning of two thousand and eight.

• 28:40H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 28:41Speaker 03

  And my mother comes to tell me and my, my response is, I'm not missing the party at Pasha this weekend.

• 28:47H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 28:47Speaker 03

  Cause I'm dressing up as a baby. I'm dressing up as a baby with a diaper and a bonnet and all of that.

• 28:52H. Foley?

  Uh huh.

• 28:53Speaker 03

  And, um, this was my first weekend ever trying crystal meth.

• 28:58H. Foley?

  Now, you were planning on doing that?

• 28:59Speaker 03

  Was planning on doing that, yeah.

• 29:00H. Foley?

  You're playing, hey, we're doing crystal meth this weekend. You're snorting it or smoking it?

• 29:04Speaker 03

  Snorting it.

• 29:04H. Foley?

  Snorting it, okay.

• 29:05Speaker 03

  Yeah. So, um, we had a wild ass weekend.

• 29:08H. Foley?

  I'd imagine.

• 29:09Speaker 03

  We had a wild-

• 29:10Speaker 01

  Dressed as a baby doing crystal meth.

• 29:12Speaker 03

  Diaper-

• 29:13Speaker 01

  Bring your grandma back to life.

• 29:14Speaker 03

  Diaper, bonnet, and my mother had just sold my grandmother's house.

• 29:19H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 29:20Speaker 03

  So, you know, she came into some money. And she gave me a little bit. So I had-

• 29:24H. Foley?

  What are we talking?

• 29:24Speaker 01

  What, what'd you get?

• 29:25Speaker 03

  She gave me about ten grand.

• 29:27H. Foley?

  Ten grand. Twenty-four year old kid, she hands you ten grand?

• 29:30Speaker 03

  Handed me ten grand.

• 29:31Speaker 01

  Dressed as a baby.

• 29:32H. Foley?

  Now, did she, was she aware of your, uh, nefarious activities?

• 29:35Speaker 03

  No, not at this time.

• 29:36H. Foley?

  Obviously.

• 29:37Speaker 03

  Not at this time.

• 29:37H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 29:37Speaker 03

  So we had, we had a wild weekend. I rented out a hotel room. All my friends, everybody's dressed up, you know? So Halloween-

• 29:45H. Foley?

  Where'd you rent the hotel, if you don't mind me asking?

• 29:47Speaker 03

  Maritime.

• 29:48H. Foley?

  Maritime? Wait, in the city?

• 29:50Speaker 03

  Yeah, in the city.

• 29:50H. Foley?

  The mar, on the west side?

• 29:52Speaker 03

  Yeah, correct.

• 29:52H. Foley?

  Jesus, I stayed there.

• 29:54Speaker 03

  And I'll never forget, man. Me, me and this-

• 29:56Speaker 01

  Big Pete.

• 29:57Speaker 03

  Me and this, me and this guy-

• 29:58H. Foley?

  It's a nice hotel.

• 29:59Speaker 03

  Beautiful friggin' hotel. Beautiful. So me and this guy were competing for this one girl all night, right?

• 30:05H. Foley?

  Uh huh.

• 30:06Speaker 03

  We leave the hotel to go to the, the party. This is on, excuse me, this is on a Friday.

• 30:11H. Foley?

  Okay, this is Friday night?

• 30:12Speaker 03

  It's on a Friday night. We leave the hotel, I leave all my friends in the hotel to go to the party at Pasha.

• 30:16H. Foley?

  Uh huh.

• 30:17Speaker 03

  We get to the front-

• 30:18H. Foley?

  Dressed as a baby?

• 30:19Speaker 03

  I'm dressed as a baby.

• 30:20H. Foley?

  You're on crystal meth?

• 30:21Speaker 03

  I'm on crystal meth.

• 30:21Speaker 01

  What's she dressed as?

• 30:22Speaker 03

  She's dressed as Red Riding Hood. This dude did not have a costume.

• 30:26H. Foley?

  Aw, come on. Is he your boy?

• 30:28Speaker 03

  I just met him that night.

• 30:30H. Foley?

  Wait, you got him hanging out in your hotel room? You met him that night?

• 30:32Speaker 03

  Well, he, he came with her.

• 30:34Speaker 01

  He came with her?

• 30:35Speaker 03

  He came with her, yeah.

• 30:36Speaker 01

  Okay. Were they, were they an item-ish or?

• 30:38Speaker 03

  They had just met on a dating site. They hadn't hooked up yet. Nor had I hooked up with her.

• 30:42H. Foley?

  So, did you know she was coming?

• 30:44Speaker 03

  Oh yeah, I called her to invite her.

• 30:46H. Foley?

  Uh huh.

• 30:47Speaker 03

  So we get to the front gate of Pasha.

• 30:48H. Foley?

  She brings a dude.

• 30:49Speaker 03

  She brings a dude.

• 30:50H. Foley?

  But Little Pete.

• 30:51Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 30:52Speaker 01

  Little Pete can't be stopped.

• 30:53H. Foley?

  Pete wants to get in there.

• 30:54Speaker 03

  So we get to the front gate of Pasha, right? This dude has quarters. He's got quarters. In wrappers. I pulled out a G, you know what I'm saying? I pulled out a G, game over, you know? Game over. So we go in there, you know, we, we had, we had a great time. Um, me and her end up going back to the hotel, but we, we did not hook up. I, I think he went home.

• 31:14H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 31:15Speaker 03

  Okay. Um, we stayed there till like three, four o'clock in the afternoon, and she tells me I wanna go to Pasha again the next night. And I'm like, well, I got my grandma's funeral coming up. I'm not sure if I could do that.

• 31:26H. Foley?

  So you guys, is she, is she doing crystal too?

• 31:28Speaker 03

  She didn't do no crystal.

• 31:29H. Foley?

  Okay, but you guys are up all night?

• 31:30Speaker 03

  Up all night. Yeah, I think she did like some Molly's, but she didn't do no crystal.

• 31:33H. Foley?

  And it's just you two hanging out in the hotel room?

• 31:35Speaker 03

  Just, just us now.

• 31:36H. Foley?

  Talking, whatever?

• 31:37Speaker 03

  Talking, yeah, whatever.

• 31:38H. Foley?

  Gotcha.

• 31:38Speaker 03

  Yeah. She actually ended up, uh, giving me a ride home, everything.

• 31:42H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 31:43Speaker 03

  So now, I get up to go to Pasha the next night.

• 31:46H. Foley?

  Uh huh, you stay at the hotel?

• 31:48Speaker 03

  No, no, I went, I went back to my house.

• 31:49Speaker 01

  Around three, four in the afternoon.

• 31:50Speaker 03

  Yeah. Okay, so-

• 31:52H. Foley?

  Change your diaper.

• 31:53Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 31:55Speaker 03

  Absolutely change a diaper. My, my mother tells me, you can't go out again tonight. I got the whole family coming tomorrow. I was like, alright.

• 32:01H. Foley?

  On Sunday or Saturday?

• 32:02Speaker 03

  This is on a Saturday.

• 32:04Speaker 01

  So they're coming Sunday?

• 32:05Speaker 03

  Yeah, they're coming Sunday. Same, same day as the New York City Marathon. So I sneak out the house. I go pick the girl up in the car service. We go back to Pasha, right? Meet up with all my friends there. Wild night. Lot of partying, lot of drugs, everything, you know? Towards the end of the night, I end up sliding out the back door, right? I was all k'd out.

• 32:27Speaker 01

  Ketamine?

• 32:28Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 32:28H. Foley?

  Sliding out the back door on purpose?

• 32:30Speaker 03

  No, I just literally bumped into the back door. Next thing I'm like, I'm like, where the hell am I?

• 32:34H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 32:34Speaker 03

  I end up getting into a limo with some guy that I do not know, okay? And I'm telling him like, I gotta get home to Bay Ridge. You know, I got my grandmother's, you know, I got my grandmother's wake tomorrow. Okay? And he starts driving me, but then like I get like paranoid. I thought I got kidnapped by Albanians.

• 32:52Speaker 01

  You'd listen, you do not want to cross Albanians.

• 32:54Speaker 03

  You know, I thought I got kidnapped by Albanians. So I'm telling the guy like, I, I have to make a phone call, blah, blah, blah. And this is back when-

• 33:02Speaker 01

  He's the driver?

• 33:02Speaker 03

  Yeah, this is back when there was still payphones. So like, I'm trying to call my mother from a freaking payphone. And I'm dressed as a baby, by the way.

• 33:10H. Foley?

  Wait, you are?

• 33:11Speaker 03

  I'm still dressed as a baby.

• 33:13H. Foley?

  You got redressed as a baby to go out that night?

• 33:15Speaker 03

  Yeah, like I-

• 33:15Speaker 01

  Halloween weekend, Pasha.

• 33:17H. Foley?

  You stuck out of the house dressed as a baby?

• 33:19Speaker 03

  Yes, bonnet.

• 33:19H. Foley?

  And got into a car service?

• 33:21Speaker 03

  Got into a car service.

• 33:21H. Foley?

  Did you have a jacket or anything?

• 33:23Speaker 03

  Had a jacket, yeah. Had a jacket.

• 33:24Speaker 01

  It's not an animal.

• 33:25H. Foley?

  Alright.

• 33:25Speaker 03

  So, um-

• 33:26H. Foley?

  And this limo driver-

• 33:27Speaker 03

  He, he thought I was trying to get away without paying the bill, so he kept picking me up and putting me back in the limo. I am like, I am definitely getting kidnapped right now. Definitely getting kidnapped.

• 33:36Speaker 01

  Holy shit.

• 33:36Speaker 03

  So we finally get back to Bay Ridge. There's the New York City Marathon going on. So I can't get to my freaking house.

• 33:44H. Foley?

  It was during the day?

• 33:45Speaker 03

  It's during the day now. We partied the whole night. And we have to run across the marathon to get to my house.

• 33:52H. Foley?

  You say we, who's we?

• 33:53Speaker 03

  Me and the car service driver. And, and the guy-

• 33:56Speaker 01

  Why is he running?

• 33:57H. Foley?

  Why is she, why is she running with you?

• 33:58Speaker 01

  Are you in the car?

• 33:59Speaker 03

  We gotta get to my house. I have no money left on me.

• 34:01H. Foley?

  Oh.

• 34:01Speaker 03

  My money's, my money's dropped. My money's dropped. It's gone. It's spent.

• 34:05H. Foley?

  So this guy's going with you-

• 34:06Speaker 03

  To get his money for the car service.

• 34:08Speaker 01

  So you parked the car on the one side and you guys have to walk across the-

• 34:12Speaker 03

  Ran across the New York City Marathon. Me dressed as a baby and some fat fuck car service driver going across the marathon. Well, the marathon is coming this way. Right into my front door where I got my whole family dressed up in black suits. I walk in as a baby.

• 34:29H. Foley?

  Oh my god, dude.

• 34:30Speaker 03

  And I'm shaking everybody's hand like, hey, how you guys doing? It's been a while since I seen you. Ma, can I get a hundred bucks for the car service guy?

• 34:36Speaker 01

  Sorry for your loss.

• 34:37Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 34:39Speaker 01

  What, was that, was that the, hey, we need to have a talk about your partying conversation?

• 34:44Speaker 03

  That was one of the first ones.

• 34:46Speaker 01

  That was one of the first ones.

• 34:47Speaker 03

  That was one of the first ones.

• 34:47H. Foley?

  Interesting.

• 34:48Speaker 01

  God damn, Lil Pete.

• 34:50H. Foley?

  Hmm. And then the, then you had one bad night where you ended up in a coma and that sent you off to rehab?

• 34:56Speaker 03

  Well, that was years later.

• 34:57H. Foley?

  That was years later. Okay.

• 35:00Speaker 01

  What did your crew think of like the Jersey Shore people at the time?

• 35:03Speaker 03

  Oh, they, they were big fans of the Jersey Shore.

• 35:05Speaker 01

  Big fans, okay.

• 35:05Speaker 03

  Big fans, yeah. I used to love that show.

• 35:07Speaker 01

  Yeah. Did you grow, do, did you ever, are you a seaside guy?

• 35:10Speaker 03

  Oh, we used to go, yeah.

• 35:11Speaker 01

  You used to go, yeah, yeah, yeah. Shout out DJs.

• 35:13Speaker 03

  Yes. One of the greatest clubs.

• 35:16H. Foley?

  What?

• 35:16Speaker 03

  DJs.

• 35:17H. Foley?

  DJs in seaside? Have you been there?

• 35:18Speaker 01

  Yeah, I've been there. Have I been there? Yes, I have.

• 35:21H. Foley?

  Why?

• 35:21Speaker 01

  What do you mean, why? Well, I was clubbing, dude. You were? I was clubbing.

• 35:26H. Foley?

  No, you weren't.

• 35:27Speaker 01

  DJ. It's a ball, it's a-

• 35:29H. Foley?

  Been to Home Depot.

• 35:33Speaker 01

  I mean, yeah, please.

• 35:35H. Foley?

  No.

• 35:35Speaker 01

  I don't, I mean, I don't know where to go after that.

• 35:38H. Foley?

  You do Christmas at the house with your mom?

• 35:40Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 35:41H. Foley?

  White lights on the tree? Colored lights.

• 35:43Speaker 03

  Colored lights, yeah.

• 35:45Speaker 01

  Decorate the outside of the house?

• 35:47Speaker 03

  We used to. We haven't done it in the past few years.

• 35:49H. Foley?

  So you're kind of running a household now?

• 35:50Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's correct.

• 35:52Speaker 01

  Now, what, uh, you know, play, please, if I'm stepping over the line, what, how, how is it bringing ladies over the house in the past and now? Or do you, is that, you do away games?

• 36:03Speaker 03

  I, I do a lot of away games, but I have brought a few chicks over the house in, in the past couple of years. Um, nobody actually met my mother. She was not home on Saturday when I would bring them. She's usually at the boyfriend's.

• 36:16Speaker 01

  Your mom's got a boyfriend?

• 36:18Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 36:18H. Foley?

  So she's okay to go to the boyfriend? She's not like, you see-

• 36:22Speaker 03

  Yeah, no.

• 36:22H. Foley?

  She doesn't walk on her own, you said?

• 36:24Speaker 03

  She, she's walking better, but she's needing a little bit of help to get out of the car.

• 36:29H. Foley?

  So she still, she still has an active social life?

• 36:31Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 36:32H. Foley?

  To a degree. Okay, so she's over at the boyfriend's?

• 36:34Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 36:34H. Foley?

  When the girl comes over, what does she say? You say, oh, this is, like, I, my mom lives here with me.

• 36:39Speaker 01

  Said none of them met them.

• 36:40Speaker 03

  Yeah, no, nah, they're, I, I put it on the table. I'm, they're aware of the situation.

• 36:44H. Foley?

  They know it's not a fucking bachelor pad. It's a, obviously a family home.

• 36:47Speaker 03

  Yeah, there's a picture of me and my mom, my dad, the dog from the 90s.

• 36:51H. Foley?

  Sure, sure. You guys keep the butter on the counter in your house or you keep it in the refrigerator?

• 36:56Speaker 03

  We actually don't have butter at all.

• 36:57Speaker 01

  What?

• 36:58Speaker 03

  Yeah, my mother hates that stuff, like butter and stuff, yeah.

• 37:01H. Foley?

  Butter?

• 37:01Speaker 03

  Yeah, she doesn't like it.

• 37:02H. Foley?

  Olive oil, I assume.

• 37:03Speaker 03

  We have olive oil.

• 37:04H. Foley?

  No butter?

• 37:05Speaker 01

  That's a first.

• 37:06H. Foley?

  Get the fuck out of here. Holy shit. You guys have a bakery that you get fresh bread from?

• 37:11Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah. Pontiac Antico, right up the block from my house.

• 37:14H. Foley?

  Pontiac Antico.

• 37:14Speaker 03

  Big shout out.

• 37:15H. Foley?

  You have a pizza place that you go to all the time over there too?

• 37:17Speaker 03

  Nino's.

• 37:18H. Foley?

  Nino's Pizza?

• 37:19Speaker 03

  Big shout out.

• 37:20H. Foley?

  Nino's in Bitter Ridge.

• 37:20Speaker 01

  You do slices or pie?

• 37:22Speaker 03

  Slice.

• 37:23Speaker 01

  What's your go-to slice order?

• 37:25Speaker 03

  Pepperoni.

• 37:26Speaker 01

  Respect.

• 37:27H. Foley?

  Will you guys get, would you, would you guys get pizza delivered to the house?

• 37:30Speaker 03

  We, we do, but it's, sometimes it's actually quicker if you just walk up the block and get it.

• 37:35H. Foley?

  Walk up the block and get it?

• 37:36Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 37:36H. Foley?

  So you do pizza on like a Friday night? Would you do the seven fishes at Christmas?

• 37:41Speaker 03

  I don't really like to eat fish.

• 37:42H. Foley?

  But would you guys have that?

• 37:43Speaker 03

  It, it's been done. My mother loves fish. Yeah, but it was only one year that we did that, yeah.

• 37:49Speaker 01

  What was the last vacation?

• 37:50H. Foley?

  Hit or miss with that.

• 37:51Speaker 01

  What was the last vacation you went on?

• 37:53Speaker 03

  In 2019.

• 37:55Speaker 01

  It's, it's always a year.

• 37:57Speaker 03

  In 2019, I actually went to Mardi Gras in New Orleans.

• 38:00Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 38:00Speaker 03

  It was a company trip.

• 38:01Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 38:02Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 38:02Speaker 01

  What, what is the current occupation, if you don't mind me asking?

• 38:04H. Foley?

  Day job. What's your, what's your day gig?

• 38:06Speaker 03

  Okay, so have you guys ever heard of J.G. Wentworth?

• 38:09Speaker 01

  My, my, yeah, so, yeah.

• 38:10H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 38:11Speaker 03

  I, yeah, I work for a company that does that, but like a way smaller family.

• 38:15Speaker 01

  Gotcha.

• 38:15H. Foley?

  And what do you do, exactly?

• 38:17Speaker 03

  Like, I'll broker the sale of an annuity. If somebody's looking to get cash for their annuity, I will determine the value of it. And, um, you know, I will broker the, the lump sum of money that comes from them, from the institutional bank to the person that's selling their payments, their annuity.

• 38:34Speaker 01

  Whoa.

• 38:34H. Foley?

  So that's like if I, so if I came in, if, okay, if I got, uh, hit by a car and I was getting $5,000 for the rest of my life, you would give me a lump sum and replace it at?

• 38:44Speaker 03

  Correct.

• 38:44H. Foley?

  Right.

• 38:44Speaker 01

  At a smaller value.

• 38:46H. Foley?

  At a smaller value.

• 38:46Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 38:47H. Foley?

  And then you would take the monthly payments?

• 38:49Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 38:50H. Foley?

  So what's your, what do you get? Commission on that?

• 38:51Speaker 03

  I get commission, yeah.

• 38:52H. Foley?

  Are you doing well?

• 38:53Speaker 03

  I, I've done well the last five, six years, yeah.

• 38:55H. Foley?

  No shit?

• 38:56Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 38:56H. Foley?

  Huh.

• 38:57Speaker 01

  I've never talked to anybody that worked, worked in that and I've, you know, grown up every dirtbags, that's my money and I need it now type thing. What, uh, what, how, what are most of the annuities? Is it like insurance payments or is it lottery, like what?

• 39:09Speaker 03

  It's, it's insurance and lottery payments. Those are, those are the only two. Either people that have been injured and they can't really work anymore, or people that have won small scratch offs, usually between like one to 10 million.

• 39:21Speaker 01

  That's a small scratch off.

• 39:22Speaker 03

  Yeah, we don't do like powerball guys anymore, yeah.

• 39:25H. Foley?

  Since you, since you've, you know, somewhat gotten, you know, you, you went to rehab and did all your stuff and just have wine now and all that stuff, have, have you been good with money since then?

• 39:33Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 39:34H. Foley?

  Would you say, you can read that, would you say you're north or south of that? Just curious what you, what you're holding?

• 39:40Speaker 03

  I was, I was north of that, um, in, at the, uh, end of 2024.

• 39:46H. Foley?

  Uh huh.

• 39:46Speaker 03

  And then I reinvested my crypto.

• 39:48H. Foley?

  Uh huh.

• 39:49Speaker 03

  Okay, and I lost some money and, and I'm a little bit south of that right now.

• 39:51H. Foley?

  Just a little bit south of that. Right now, that's about what you're sitting on.

• 39:54Speaker 01

  It's a great fucking number. God damn, Lil Pete!

• 39:56H. Foley?

  It's a great number.

• 39:57Speaker 01

  It's Lil Pete's money and he needs it now, dog.

• 40:00H. Foley?

  And you guys own the home?

• 40:02Speaker 03

  We own the home, yeah.

• 40:02H. Foley?

  Right, which I assume has skyrocketed in price since when your parents bought it.

• 40:06Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, they bought it for like, probably like a hundred grand back in the 80s.

• 40:11H. Foley?

  Now, I'd say it's north of a million.

• 40:13Speaker 03

  Probably right on the cusp.

• 40:14H. Foley?

  Yeah?

• 40:16Speaker 01

  That's a classy answer.

• 40:16H. Foley?

  What are you whipping around town? You got a car?

• 40:18Speaker 03

  I have an Acura.

• 40:19H. Foley?

  You have an Acura? Of course you do.

• 40:21Speaker 01

  Buy it new or certified pre-owned?

• 40:23Speaker 03

  I bought it pre-owned, um, last year.

• 40:26Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 40:26Speaker 03

  My, one of my friends from childhood is a car dealer. He goes to the auction.

• 40:29H. Foley?

  Did you drive in here or did you take a subway?

• 40:31Speaker 03

  I drove.

• 40:32Speaker 01

  You drove?

• 40:32Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 40:32H. Foley?

  You drove, you drive a lot as opposed to taking the subway or car service?

• 40:35Speaker 03

  Yeah, I drive like crazy.

• 40:36Speaker 01

  Those deep Brooklyn guys don't ever take the subway.

• 40:39H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 40:39Speaker 01

  It's always cars.

• 40:40H. Foley?

  You get the car detailed a lot?

• 40:42Speaker 03

  Like once every two or three months.

• 40:44H. Foley?

  Once every two or three months?

• 40:45Speaker 01

  That's pretty good.

• 40:46H. Foley?

  Keep it clean in there?

• 40:48Speaker 03

  It's a lot of water bottles.

• 40:49H. Foley?

  Do you eat in the car?

• 40:50Speaker 03

  No, I, I'm not the neatest eater.

• 40:52H. Foley?

  No?

• 40:53Speaker 03

  No, I'm not the neatest eater.

• 40:54H. Foley?

  What size bed do you got? You got a king size, queen?

• 40:56Speaker 03

  No, I, I sleep in a twin sized bed.

• 40:58H. Foley?

  You sleep in a twin? You got a twin?

• 40:59Speaker 03

  Twin sized bed, uh, same room. I've been sleeping in that room since 1992.

• 41:04Speaker 01

  What's the, what's this?

• 41:05H. Foley?

  Has it been moved or like give you?

• 41:07Speaker 03

  It, the, the, the linoleum was redone and the walls were painted and the door was fixed. Cause like there was a point when I couldn't even lock the door to my room. So like I, I was afraid to even like jerk off. I was afraid my mother's gonna walk in.

• 41:19Speaker 01

  My god, Lil Pete!

• 41:21H. Foley?

  Exactly.

• 41:24H. Foley?

  Kevin, it's like about Chime.

• 41:25Speaker 01

  Chime!

• 41:26H. Foley?

  As you know, baby, life comes at you pretty quick.

• 41:28Speaker 01

  You ain't lying, big man.

• 41:29H. Foley?

  Things start adding up.

• 41:30Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 41:31H. Foley?

  You know what I'm saying? I wish I could go back and tell my younger self, if you're gonna do a little banking, make sure you save your money, make sure you do it right, watch out for bank fees, all that kind of stuff. I'll tell you what I really wish. I could go back and say, hey, I wish I had Chime.

• 41:45Speaker 01

  I know. Listen, if, if you're out there, this is where Chime comes in. Chime is changing the way people bank. It's hard, listen, it's hard enough to keep a buck as it is. Then you got these big corporate banks coming after you.

• 41:58H. Foley?

  Overdraft fees.

• 41:59Speaker 01

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• 42:40H. Foley?

  Do it.

• 42:57Speaker 02

  But I'm not a hero anymore.

• 43:01Speaker 02

  The Vision returns for the final chapter of the groundbreaking trilogy. That family wasn't real.

• 43:06H. Foley?

  You sure about that?

• 43:07Speaker 02

  I had a father called Vision. How is this possible?

• 43:12Speaker 02

  Don't miss the two-episode premiere of Marvel Television's Vision Quest. Nothing bonds a family together quite like mortal jeopardy. Now streaming on Disney+.

• 43:23Speaker 01

  What, uh, wait, wait, did I hear that linoleum in the bedroom?

• 43:27Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 43:27Speaker 01

  The floor's linoleum?

• 43:28Speaker 03

  The floor's linoleum, yeah.

• 43:29Speaker 01

  Wow.

• 43:29Speaker 03

  Like a wooden-looking linoleum.

• 43:31H. Foley?

  Oh, I understand what you're saying.

• 43:32Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 43:33Speaker 01

  Ah, I think I got you.

• 43:34H. Foley?

  Yes.

• 43:34Speaker 01

  Okay, okay. That makes a little more sense.

• 43:36H. Foley?

  I can't remember what that's called specifically. Poly-something?

• 43:39Speaker 01

  I don't know.

• 43:40H. Foley?

  Huh. But all right. So it does look like a kid's room.

• 43:43Speaker 01

  What's on the walls? Any posters or anything? Paintings?

• 43:46Speaker 03

  No, no posters.

• 43:47Speaker 01

  Pictures?

• 43:47Speaker 03

  Um, nah, just a mirror and the walls are like, actually like a lightish tint of green, which is supposed to help you fall asleep at night.

• 43:54Speaker 01

  Very close.

• 43:55H. Foley?

  You ever have any, uh, uh, fish tank in there? Hermit crab, anything like that? Any other pets other than the, than the cat?

• 44:02Speaker 03

  No, no pets other than the cat.

• 44:04H. Foley?

  Any holes in the wall that you've punched?

• 44:06Speaker 03

  No, not currently.

• 44:08H. Foley?

  Okay, but at some point?

• 44:10Speaker 03

  At, at one point, there was a hole in the wall. Not from me, from a friend.

• 44:13H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 44:14Speaker 03

  Yeah, that was just like, wilding out and he slapped the wall and his hand went through it.

• 44:18Speaker 01

  What, uh, how old were you and, when you got your passport? Or do you have your passport?

• 44:23Speaker 03

  Well, I got my passport when I was 18 going to Cancun.

• 44:26Speaker 01

  Oh, right.

• 44:27Speaker 03

  I don't think I still have that.

• 44:28Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 44:28Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 44:29H. Foley?

  You haven't traveled outside the country since you were 18?

• 44:31Speaker 03

  I went to the Bahamas when I was 22.

• 44:34H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 44:34Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 44:34Speaker 01

  Nice.

• 44:34H. Foley?

  Never been to Italy?

• 44:35Speaker 03

  Never been to Italy.

• 44:36H. Foley?

  Huh, okay. Do you think white lighters are bad luck?

• 44:40Speaker 03

  No.

• 44:40H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 44:41Speaker 01

  You do karaoke?

• 44:42Speaker 03

  Never done karaoke.

• 44:43Speaker 01

  Never done karaoke.

• 44:45H. Foley?

  You steal a steak knife from a, from a steakhouse?

• 44:47Speaker 03

  Nah, never.

• 44:48H. Foley?

  Never? You steal anything?

• 44:50Speaker 03

  No.

• 44:50H. Foley?

  No, like airport, anything like that?

• 44:53Speaker 03

  Never.

• 44:53Speaker 01

  What's, what's a date look like? You go out, you do a drink or like, if you're like-

• 44:57H. Foley?

  What do you take a nice lady out? What are you doing?

• 44:59Speaker 03

  Um, I go to fushimi in my neighborhood a lot. Um, done a couple of towels, done a couple of STKs.

• 45:05H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 45:06Speaker 01

  Very nice.

• 45:07Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 45:08H. Foley?

  Obviously a little peepays?

• 45:09Speaker 03

  Yeah, no, always.

• 45:10H. Foley?

  Good tipper, I assume?

• 45:11Speaker 03

  Good tipper.

• 45:12H. Foley?

  Good tipper.

• 45:12Speaker 01

  Very nice.

• 45:13H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 45:14Speaker 01

  Where you been, where, uh, I'm, I'm, I'm married. What, are, are you doing the apps? Is it more?

• 45:19Speaker 03

  Um, no, I was on Hinge like, real briefly. Um, three gigantically fat bitches hit me up. You know? And Hinge was sending me the link, asking me if I want to boost my profile. I was afraid to click on it because I was afraid if I did that more fat bitches were gonna hit me up, you know?

• 45:35H. Foley?

  You're like a slender gal.

• 45:38H. Foley?

  What does the name Martinelli's mean to you?

• 45:39Speaker 03

  Martinelli?

• 45:40H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 45:41Speaker 03

  Um.

• 45:42Speaker 01

  You mean Stevie Martinelli?

• 45:43Speaker 03

  I don't know, I don't know.

• 45:44H. Foley?

  Martinelli's.

• 45:45Speaker 03

  Martinelli?

• 45:46H. Foley?

  Apple juice company?

• 45:47Speaker 03

  Oh, I never heard of it.

• 45:48H. Foley?

  Really?

• 45:49Speaker 01

  It's the glass apple, the classy glass apple juice.

• 45:52H. Foley?

  Huh. Do you ever have a Manhattan special?

• 45:55Speaker 03

  Never had a Manhattan special.

• 45:56H. Foley?

  No shit, you have an egg cream?

• 45:58Speaker 03

  I think I had like one or two of those.

• 45:59H. Foley?

  No kidding, okay.

• 46:00Speaker 01

  Um, hmm.

• 46:02H. Foley?

  Ever have your picture taken with an exotic animal? A monkey? Koala?

• 46:06Speaker 03

  No, I don't think so.

• 46:07Speaker 01

  Ever have your picture taken with an exotic dancer?

• 46:09Speaker 03

  A couple of times.

• 46:11Speaker 01

  What was, what was the name of the last strip club you went to?

• 46:14Speaker 03

  Um, I go to Hustler, strip club, for the most part. It's, it's actually closing down.

• 46:18Speaker 01

  The one over on, like, whatever?

• 46:19H. Foley?

  On the west side?

• 46:20Speaker 03

  Yeah, I go to, I go there a lot.

• 46:22H. Foley?

  What's a lot?

• 46:23Speaker 03

  Um, like, every two, three months.

• 46:25H. Foley?

  You go there for a night?

• 46:27Speaker 03

  Yeah, for the night, yeah.

• 46:28H. Foley?

  Have a couple of beers?

• 46:29Speaker 03

  Have a couple, yeah, a couple glasses of wine, talk to some, you know, chicks. Um, sometimes we do the back rooms, um.

• 46:35H. Foley?

  You go there solo or you go with a couple of your boys?

• 46:37Speaker 03

  It, it could be either or. As of the last few years, I mostly went solo.

• 46:40H. Foley?

  No kidding?

• 46:41Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 46:41Speaker 01

  Respect that.

• 46:42Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 46:43Speaker 01

  That's like, uh, that's a, that's a level of, uh, I don't want to say creep, but as you get older, you go, I like going by myself. I don't need the whole, I don't need the big group thing. I'm going, I want to do my own thing.

• 46:52H. Foley?

  Will you go out to dinner by yourself?

• 46:55Speaker 03

  I, I, I do, but not at like a fancy spot, you know?

• 46:57H. Foley?

  Gotcha.

• 46:58Speaker 03

  Like, I'll eat at like bar restaurants by myself, you know?

• 47:01H. Foley?

  Sure. You cook at the house?

• 47:02Speaker 03

  I cook breakfast, um, every morning, um, sometimes dinner.

• 47:07H. Foley?

  You make dinner for your mom?

• 47:08Speaker 03

  I do, yeah.

• 47:09H. Foley?

  What do you normally make? Something like, what?

• 47:10Speaker 03

  Well, we'll make like, like, uh, breaded chicken cutlet, like with pasta.

• 47:14H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 47:14Speaker 03

  Um, make like steak with like mushrooms and, and asparagus and spinach.

• 47:18Speaker 01

  Very nice.

• 47:19Speaker 03

  Yeah. Like I said, the roles, the, the last, since, since the pandemic, like, the roles totally changed.

• 47:24Speaker 01

  Switched over.

• 47:25Speaker 03

  The universe was like, you guys don't want to cut the cord? All right, we're switching this shit up.

• 47:29Speaker 01

  Yeah, you're in charge now, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 47:30Speaker 03

  We're, we're switching it up.

• 47:31H. Foley?

  Do you read at all?

• 47:33Speaker 03

  I, I read on my phone, like, about like, you know, the stock market, about like crypto, um, that kind of stuff.

• 47:40Speaker 01

  What kind of crypto are you into?

• 47:41Speaker 03

  I, I like the AI and RWA blockchain tokenization.

• 47:46Speaker 01

  Oh, that's TJ. I don't know, do you know what he's talking about? Yeah.

• 47:49Speaker 03

  Like near-protocol render, like tho- those types of coins, yeah.

• 47:52Speaker 01

  I don't know, they, they like the, the, I'm, I'm a proper idiot when it comes to it. Are they like the, the ones that are like really cheap with the big upside?

• 48:00Speaker 03

  Yeah, correct, yeah. You could, you could win big, but you could also lose your shirt too. Lose your pants. Lose your toupee, lose everything, you know?

• 48:08Speaker 01

  Lose the accurate, dog.

• 48:10Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 48:10H. Foley?

  Do you go to the dentist regularly?

• 48:12Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 48:13H. Foley?

  You floss every day?

• 48:14Speaker 03

  Every day.

• 48:14H. Foley?

  You floss every day?

• 48:15Speaker 03

  Every day.

• 48:16H. Foley?

  No shit.

• 48:17Speaker 03

  Yeah, I try to get my teeth whitened like once a year.

• 48:19H. Foley?

  Once a year?

• 48:19Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 48:20H. Foley?

  You go tanning?

• 48:21Speaker 03

  I do.

• 48:21H. Foley?

  You do?

• 48:22Speaker 03

  I do.

• 48:23Speaker 01

  You got a, subscribe, you got like a monthly membership somewhere or you jump, you jump around?

• 48:27Speaker 03

  It's not, it's not a monthly membership, like, you, you get like five tans and one free one.

• 48:31Speaker 01

  Right.

• 48:32Speaker 03

  And I'll try to base it around like, if I'm doing something like, like important. You know, like, the last time that I went tanning was right before like Tim Dillon's party in the summer in the Hamptons.

• 48:41Speaker 01

  Sure. That's where he said, he said he saw Lil Pete.

• 48:44Speaker 03

  Oh, you were there? You were there?

• 48:46H. Foley?

  You son of a bitch!

• 48:47Speaker 01

  You didn't even know you were there?

• 48:48H. Foley?

  I got, I muscled up the courage to say goodbye to you when I left.

• 48:51Speaker 03

  Oh, that's true, bro, I'm sorry.

• 48:52H. Foley?

  That was me.

• 48:53Speaker 03

  I was a little drunk that day.

• 48:55Speaker 01

  I thought that was Roseanne Barr. Um, look at you, not even getting spotted at the party.

• 49:01H. Foley?

  What, you forget about that?

• 49:02Speaker 03

  No, I was just watching Tires with him on it. And when I realized you were on the show today, I was fucking amped because I was just watching that scene where you blackmailed the dude. And I was like, that shit was so fucking gangsta, bro.

• 49:13H. Foley?

  Thank you.

• 49:13Speaker 03

  That was so gangsta.

• 49:14H. Foley?

  Thank you, buddy, I appreciate that. You shower, when you shower, bar soap or, uh, liquid gel?

• 49:20Speaker 03

  No, bar soap, always.

• 49:21Speaker 01

  What do you use? What's the brand?

• 49:23Speaker 03

  Dove, like white Dove.

• 49:24Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 49:25Speaker 03

  No washcloth, just straight bar soap.

• 49:27Speaker 01

  Bar soap.

• 49:27Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 49:29Speaker 01

  And what's the shampoo? Do you, what, do you have to wash that? Or no, what's the, what's the protocol?

• 49:33Speaker 03

  They, they don't want you to shampoo it. They want you to spray it with a specific spray.

• 49:37Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 49:37Speaker 03

  Take a comb that they give you, put a little bit of water in it and just run it through. Like that, you know?

• 49:42Speaker 01

  Uh-huh.

• 49:43Speaker 03

  Cause it, yeah.

• 49:44Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 49:44Speaker 03

  The getting it wet is like that from a faucet, not a good thing, you know?

• 49:48H. Foley?

  So you can't just have the shower blast something on your head?

• 49:50Speaker 03

  No, yeah.

• 49:51H. Foley?

  Really, you gotta be careful with that.

• 49:52Speaker 03

  The other day, when I went to one of those Asian rub and tugs, you know, like, they make you shower before they, they fuck you.

• 49:57Speaker 01

  They wipe you down, yeah.

• 49:58Speaker 03

  And she shined the faucet on my head, I was like, toupee, toupee!

• 50:02Speaker 01

  How do you say toupee in Mandarin?

• 50:04Speaker 03

  And she was like, oh, toupee, how much you pay?

• 50:08Speaker 01

  What, uh?

• 50:09H. Foley?

  Did you get a happy ending?

• 50:10Speaker 03

  Absolutely.

• 50:11H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 50:12Speaker 01

  Now, was it like the whole thing or just the happy, like, was the?

• 50:15Speaker 03

  Nah, it was full-service.

• 50:16Speaker 01

  Full, full-service, that's what I'm saying.

• 50:17H. Foley?

  Massage, nice massage, gentleman?

• 50:19Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's that run you?

• 50:21Speaker 03

  It's like a hundred and twenty bucks.

• 50:23Speaker 01

  That ain't big.

• 50:24H. Foley?

  At least a little stretch.

• 50:25Speaker 03

  No, yeah.

• 50:25Speaker 01

  Especially in this economy.

• 50:27H. Foley?

  Sure, sure.

• 50:28Speaker 01

  Well, you, well, will you sneak, or even growing up, did you sneak snacks into the movie theater?

• 50:33Speaker 03

  I don't think I ever did that.

• 50:35Speaker 01

  No.

• 50:35H. Foley?

  You keep it pretty tight as far as your diet? You don't, you eat fast food or anything?

• 50:39Speaker 03

  I, I, I eat junk food, but like, I'll try to like, do that one day out of the week, you know?

• 50:45H. Foley?

  Okay, what's your, what's your, what tickles your fancy?

• 50:47Speaker 03

  I, I love pizza, I love Roland Roaster.

• 50:50H. Foley?

  What's Roland Roaster?

• 50:52Speaker 03

  Roland Roaster's in Sheepshead Bay. It's like, um-

• 50:54Speaker 01

  Get eyes on it, just sounds like chicken.

• 50:56Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's, it's like, it's like a chicken type of burger place and it's really good.

• 51:01H. Foley?

  Huh.

• 51:01Speaker 03

  It, you'll, if you like, if you like Five Guys or if you like Wendy's, you will love this place.

• 51:07Speaker 01

  Oh, that looks old school.

• 51:08Speaker 03

  It is, it is. They got milkshakes, they got pizza, they got everything, man.

• 51:12H. Foley?

  What about candy? You like candy at all?

• 51:14Speaker 03

  I, I love, I love chocolate.

• 51:15H. Foley?

  You like chocolate?

• 51:16Speaker 03

  Chocolate, yeah, ice cream.

• 51:17H. Foley?

  Sure?

• 51:18Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 51:18H. Foley?

  Keep ice cream in the house?

• 51:19Speaker 03

  On Sundays.

• 51:21H. Foley?

  On Sundays?

• 51:21Speaker 03

  On Sundays, yeah, we'll get ice cream.

• 51:23H. Foley?

  You and your ma?

• 51:24Speaker 03

  Yeah, correct.

• 51:24H. Foley?

  Like, you'll go out and get it or you'll get like a pint?

• 51:27Speaker 03

  I usually go to either this place, Little Cupcake, up the block from me, or I'll go to Carvel. And we'll get, we'll get like, it's, it's smaller than a pint, but it's, I'll get that for the house, you know?

• 51:37H. Foley?

  Gotcha, do you guys have ice cream?

• 51:38Speaker 03

  Yeah, my, my mother'll stick a fork in anything. At first she'll be like, no, I don't want it, then you leave it there.

• 51:43H. Foley?

  She'll, she'll have it.

• 51:44Speaker 03

  Give it, give it twenty minutes.

• 51:45H. Foley?

  So you guys hang a lot at the house? You guys watch TV and shit like that together? Where you sit and watch a show?

• 51:49Speaker 03

  You know, as of late, um, not really because like, she is obsessed with watching this show, NCIS.

• 51:56H. Foley?

  Shows my mom.

• 51:57Speaker 03

  That I can't stand.

• 51:58H. Foley?

  Crazy!

• 51:59Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 52:00H. Foley?

  They, it's on every second of every day.

• 52:03Speaker 03

  I want to watch the Knicks.

• 52:04H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 52:04Speaker 03

  I want to watch the Yankees, I want to watch the Giants. And because my old man was so into sports, she can't even look at it at this point, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. So I'm just like, all right, I'm going to the bar. She's like, no, no, no, no, I'll put it on. I'm like, no, no, watch your shit, I'm going to the bar, man.

• 52:19H. Foley?

  And you'll go to a local bar around there?

• 52:21Speaker 03

  Local bar.

• 52:22H. Foley?

  Hang out, have a couple of pops?

• 52:23Speaker 03

  Exactly, you know?

• 52:24H. Foley?

  Just wine, you, you have your?

• 52:26Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 52:26H. Foley?

  Pinot Grigio?

• 52:27Speaker 03

  Exactly.

• 52:27Speaker 01

  What brand, what brand pinot? Do you have a go-to?

• 52:29Speaker 03

  Sauvignon Blanc? Yeah.

• 52:31Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 52:31Speaker 03

  Lately, I've actually been trying not, really not to drink that much wine, you know?

• 52:35H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 52:36Speaker 01

  Not sugar, right?

• 52:37Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 52:37H. Foley?

  Wait, you drink Sauvignon Blanc or Pinot Grigio?

• 52:40Speaker 03

  Either or.

• 52:41H. Foley?

  Either or.

• 52:41Speaker 03

  Yeah, whatever they have.

• 52:42H. Foley?

  Gotcha.

• 52:43Speaker 01

  Nice. You like an edible?

• 52:45Speaker 03

  I've never done an edible.

• 52:46Speaker 01

  Really?

• 52:47Speaker 03

  I've never done any type of hallucinogenic, never did shrooms, acid or edibles.

• 52:51H. Foley?

  Okay, you smoke weed?

• 52:53Speaker 03

  I do, I do, yeah.

• 52:55H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 52:55Speaker 03

  Vape pen, um-

• 52:57Speaker 01

  Do you vape pen?

• 52:57Speaker 03

  Before bed, mostly to fall asleep.

• 52:59Speaker 01

  Take the edge off.

• 53:00Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 53:01H. Foley?

  You go to bed, you, you have the TV on in your room?

• 53:03Speaker 03

  I don't have a TV in my room.

• 53:04H. Foley?

  You don't have a TV in your room? So you just, when you go to bed, you go to bed, lights out, bang.

• 53:07Speaker 03

  My room is literally just for sleeping. There's not a whole lot to do in there.

• 53:11H. Foley?

  Gotcha.

• 53:12Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 53:12Speaker 01

  Who, uh, who was the most famous person you met growing up? Could have been like a local celebrity, like a Yankee or something. Didn't have to be like a movie star.

• 53:20Speaker 03

  Okay, so, we, we went to, uh, I had a kid on my soccer team growing up, right? His father was the chiropractor for the WWF.

• 53:28Speaker 03

  So, yeah, we, we, I met Steiner, I met Triple H, yeah, we met Macho Man.

• 53:34Speaker 01

  Sick.

• 53:34Speaker 03

  Those, those were the funnest events, like when we used to get to go to WWF, man. I love that shit.

• 53:40Speaker 01

  Who's your favorite wrestler of all time?

• 53:42Speaker 03

  Mankind.

• 53:43Speaker 01

  Shout out to mankind.

• 53:44Speaker 03

  Shout out to mankind with the mandible claw, Mr. Sacco.

• 53:47Speaker 01

  Mr. Sacco.

• 53:48Speaker 03

  And let me tell you, Vince McMahon is one of my idols, man. He's, he's one of my fucking idols.

• 53:52Speaker 01

  I've never heard that. That's great.

• 53:54H. Foley?

  I never put two and two together that the WWF would have a fucking chiropractor.

• 53:58Speaker 01

  They probably got six guys on, yeah, makes perfect sense. Um, that's a good one.

• 54:03H. Foley?

  You call them starters or appetizers?

• 54:06Speaker 03

  Appetizers.

• 54:07H. Foley?

  What's a go-to, uh, order at a diner, if you go to a diner?

• 54:09Speaker 03

  Like, like mozzarella sticks, chicken wings. Yeah.

• 54:13Speaker 01

  Very nice.

• 54:13Speaker 03

  Probably a cheeseburger for the main course.

• 54:15H. Foley?

  Cheeseburger for the main course?

• 54:17Speaker 01

  Main course. Uh, you watch Shark Tank?

• 54:21Speaker 03

  I've never seen it.

• 54:22Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 54:23H. Foley?

  Interesting.

• 54:24Speaker 01

  Tough to get a rea-, there's some things that I think are gonna get you on, I don't know. Are you, are you currently in a beef with any neighbors? Anybody across the street?

• 54:33Speaker 03

  Not, not really. Like, this past year, uh, my next door neighbor was, was annoyed that I hadn't shoveled my snow yet.

• 54:41Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 54:42Speaker 03

  But, um, I was gonna do it eventually.

• 54:46Speaker 01

  Sure. Get around to it, come April, you know what I mean?

• 54:48Speaker 03

  That was almost a little bit of a spark, you know? And I'm, I'm sure if you guys have, have heard the story on the internet, me and my mother's boyfriend actually got in a fistfight on Christmas 2023.

• 54:58Speaker 01

  I don't think I have, if I'm being honest with you.

• 55:00Speaker 03

  Yeah. Uh, yeah, uh, he, um, uh, basically yelled at me for not getting a pint of ice cream on sale. And, uh, I told him to leave the house. He did not wanna leave.

• 55:11H. Foley?

  This is two years ago, so you're 40.

• 55:13Speaker 03

  Christmas 2023. I was actually 39 at the time.

• 55:16H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 55:17Speaker 03

  So we, we got in a fistfight.

• 55:18H. Foley?

  Hold on, you went and bought ice cream on Christmas Day?

• 55:21Speaker 03

  This is the day before Christmas.

• 55:22H. Foley?

  So Christmas Eve?

• 55:23Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 55:23H. Foley?

  What'd you get ice cream for?

• 55:25Speaker 03

  Well, for Christmas Day.

• 55:26Speaker 01

  And it wasn't on sale, that's what he got upset about?

• 55:29Speaker 03

  There was one on sale, but I didn't get that one.

• 55:32Speaker 01

  Full price one. And he was like, what the?

• 55:33H. Foley?

  Were you paying for it?

• 55:34Speaker 03

  Well, this is what happened, right? My mother had sent me to the store and she was like, this is the stuff you get for Christmas Eve, this is the stuff you get for Christmas. She didn't tell me that the Christmas stuff was his stuff and he was reimbursing her. He's very particular about grocery shopping. Instead of figuring out how to make it in life, he figured out how to save money on fucking groceries.

• 55:54H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 55:56Speaker 03

  So, he walks in on Christmas and he's like, get over, Christmas, Christmas Day, yeah. He's like, get over here, I gotta talk to you. And I was like-

• 56:04H. Foley?

  What's he, Italian?

• 56:05Speaker 03

  He's Italian, yeah.

• 56:06H. Foley?

  Okay. Older Italian guy?

• 56:07Speaker 03

  He's 74 at the time of this fight.

• 56:10H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 56:11Speaker 03

  And the way he spoke to me, like, I just snapped out. I start yelling, get the fuck out of my house. He's like, I'm not leaving, it's not your house. I'm like, alright. I go to the door, I open the door, I say, get the fuck out, get the fuck out. He takes the time to vent about all the things that he's been wanting to say.

• 56:27Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 56:28Speaker 03

  Like, you're sure, you live with your mother, this, that.

• 56:30H. Foley?

  Jesus Christ, what a dick.

• 56:31Speaker 03

  He goes, you're never gonna make it in comedy. I'll go, I go, yeah, fuck your dead wife. I'm like, fuck your dead wife. So he takes off his beret and he comes up-

• 56:41H. Foley?

  He wears a beret?

• 56:42Speaker 03

  He wears a beret, he wears a beret. He starts-

• 56:45H. Foley?

  He's not a guardian angel, is he?

• 56:46Speaker 03

  I hope not.

• 56:47Speaker 01

  He doesn't sound Italian, if I'm being honest with you.

• 56:49Speaker 03

  He starts slapping me in my living room on Christmas.

• 56:52Speaker 01

  Slapping you?

• 56:53Speaker 03

  Yeah. So I hit him, boom, boom, he goes down, right?

• 56:56Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 56:57Speaker 03

  My mother's screaming. He gets back up, right? I'm hoping the guy doesn't have a heart attack, he has a very bad heart, seven stents. I'm, I'm glad to see him get back up. He takes a metal umbrella can and slams it over my toupee. Fucking thing goes flying. Then I hit him again, right? And I grab him by his shirt and I throw him out the front door. People looking at the Christmas lights. I get over him, I'm like, you fucking pussy, you don't never talk to me like that. I'm out here with love, baby.

• 57:25Speaker 01

  Fucking little Pete, dog.

• 57:26Speaker 03

  He goes to the police precinct, files a police report, says I assaulted him. Next day I get home from work, knock on the door, it's the cops. I, I went out in handcuffs like John Gotti.

• 57:39H. Foley?

  So you got arrested?

• 57:40Speaker 03

  I got arrested, yeah.

• 57:40H. Foley?

  Did he drop the charges?

• 57:41Speaker 03

  No, we had to get a lawyer, okay? My mother, who was the only witness, basically testified that I acted in self-defense.

• 57:49H. Foley?

  Nice.

• 57:50Speaker 03

  And the case was dropped.

• 57:51H. Foley?

  Nice.

• 57:51Speaker 01

  Good.

• 57:52H. Foley?

  And he's still involved with your mom?

• 57:54Speaker 03

  Yes. I, I told her, you have to get back with him, because otherwise you'll be home ruining my life, you know?

• 58:00H. Foley?

  So does he still, have you guys made up?

• 58:02Speaker 03

  You know what's funny? This past week, he needed to go to the hospital for another stent and a hernia surgery. I took him.

• 58:10Speaker 01

  Good for you. You got a good, you got a nice heart.

• 58:12Speaker 03

  Yeah. And, um, after we get done-

• 58:14H. Foley?

  Elbowed him in the car.

• 58:15Speaker 03

  After, after we get done with this and I get home today, I'm gonna go grocery shopping for him.

• 58:19H. Foley?

  Are you really?

• 58:19Speaker 03

  I swear to God.

• 58:20H. Foley?

  Is he staying at your house or is he in his place?

• 58:22Speaker 03

  No, he's at, he's at his house, which is two blocks away.

• 58:24H. Foley?

  Well, make sure you get the ice cream on sale.

• 58:26Speaker 03

  Oh, I know, no, this time I'm prepared.

• 58:28H. Foley?

  What kind of ice cream was it?

• 58:29Speaker 03

  Cannoli flavored Ben and Jerry's.

• 58:31H. Foley?

  He wanted you to get that on sale?

• 58:33Speaker 03

  Yeah, he wanted me to get the $2.99 discount, yeah.

• 58:36Speaker 01

  And what'd you get instead?

• 58:37H. Foley?

  That's what this was over.

• 58:38Speaker 03

  I, I paid full price for that a- and some green tea ice cream and, and he like, lost it. And then I lost it.

• 58:44Speaker 01

  Jesus Christ.

• 58:46Speaker 03

  You know?

• 58:46H. Foley?

  Damn, little Pete's like the ice cream.

• 58:48Speaker 03

  It, cannoli flavored Ben and Jerry's ice cream, it is delicious. It's not where you're getting your head cracked open, but it's good.

• 58:54H. Foley?

  I've never seen it. I have a Ben and Jerry's, man.

• 58:58Speaker 01

  Huh. That, I mean, fistfighting your mom's boyfriend.

• 59:02H. Foley?

  I mean, little peach trash.

• 59:04Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's crazy. That's crazy.

• 59:06H. Foley?

  Trash.

• 59:07Speaker 01

  Um, when was the last wedding you went to?

• 59:10Speaker 03

  Last wedding I went to, hmm. It's a good question. I can tell you the last funeral I went to.

• 59:16H. Foley?

  Sure, go ahead.

• 59:17Speaker 03

  No, my, my best friend's father actually passed this past summer. It was like, maybe mid-July.

• 59:21H. Foley?

  Sorry for your loss.

• 59:22Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 59:22H. Foley?

  Nice service?

• 59:23Speaker 03

  Oh, it was a beautiful service. It was a beautiful service.

• 59:26H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 59:26Speaker 03

  Um, the last wedding I went to, that, I, I can't even think of it off the top of my head.

• 59:31H. Foley?

  What are you sliding the envelope at a wedding? Say one of your, uh, cousin's kids got married or something?

• 59:35Speaker 03

  Like, $2.50, $2.50.

• 59:36Speaker 01

  Good, good answer. Didn't even have to think about it.

• 59:39H. Foley?

  You bring abroad with you to the wedding?

• 59:40Speaker 03

  Uh, the last wedding that I remember going to, which is probably like in the 2010 era, I, I did not.

• 59:47Speaker 01

  Is there a, is there a lucky lady now that you're court, like, is there a semi-serious relationship, serious relationship, anything going on? Are you still, you're playing a field?

• 59:55Speaker 03

  I was, I was, um, like, dating one of the girls that I, that I had met at, at the Hustler Club. Like, we were kinda like going to dinner, like, maybe like once or twice a month for like the last year or so.

• 1:00:04Speaker 01

  Nice.

• 1:00:04Speaker 03

  Yeah, she's a cool girl, great person, um-

• 1:00:07H. Foley?

  Dancer.

• 1:00:08Speaker 03

  Dancer, she's a very ambitious young lady, I like that about her, you know? Um, and her schedule is crazy busy as mine is, so like, the, the most we would really have the chance to meet up is maybe like once or twice a month, you know?

• 1:00:20H. Foley?

  You still kinda do that?

• 1:00:21Speaker 03

  Yeah, we still meet up once or twice a month, yeah.

• 1:00:23H. Foley?

  You guys are-

• 1:00:24Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yes.

• 1:00:27Speaker 01

  Uh, have you ever gone to your high school reunion?

• 1:00:29Speaker 03

  I have not.

• 1:00:30Speaker 01

  You have not? Hmm. Take that off the list.

• 1:00:34H. Foley?

  Any future trips coming up? You got any plans to go anywhere?

• 1:00:37Speaker 03

  You know, we were actually supposed to go to Los Angeles. Last year I was supposed to do Bad Friends podcast.

• 1:00:42H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 1:00:43Speaker 01

  Shout out to the boys.

• 1:00:44Speaker 03

  Yes, big shout out to Andrew, Bobby Lee, Carlos Herrera. So it was the week of the riots, alright, and I was actually-

• 1:00:52H. Foley?

  That year there was riots?

• 1:00:53Speaker 03

  There was riots.

• 1:00:53Speaker 01

  I don't remember, for what?

• 1:00:55Speaker 03

  Um, I, I-

• 1:00:56Speaker 01

  I don't know, I don't know if I wanna ask what it was for, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:59Speaker 03

  So, yeah, it was, it was the week of the riot, it was the week of the riots.

• 1:01:02Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:01:03H. Foley?

  Got a little Pete socioeconomic commentary.

• 1:01:06Speaker 03

  I was on my way to the airport, I called Carlos and he was like, yo, bro, these riots are crazy, Andrew left town, we, we gotta reschedule.

• 1:01:12Speaker 01

  Oh, shit.

• 1:01:12Speaker 03

  And we just never really wound up like glocking in a date.

• 1:01:16Speaker 01

  Was it the fires?

• 1:01:17Speaker 03

  Yeah, yes, yes. Riot, yeah, riots. I, I, I am so like, I have no idea what goes on in LA, you know?

• 1:01:24Speaker 01

  Something to do with Rodney King, I'm not really sure.

• 1:01:26Speaker 03

  So, yeah, but I, I still talk to Carlos and, and I, I wanted, because I have the, the, the hotel and the flight for like another year.

• 1:01:32Speaker 01

  Oh, you got the credits?

• 1:01:33Speaker 03

  Yeah, got the credits.

• 1:01:34Speaker 01

  Great, love that, love that.

• 1:01:35H. Foley?

  You like to do a staycation? You ever just get a hotel room in the city now? You do.

• 1:01:39Speaker 01

  I feel like, yeah, that's right, that's right, little Pete's wheelhouse.

• 1:01:42H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:42Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:43H. Foley?

  You like room service? You do a little room service?

• 1:01:46Speaker 03

  I haven't done room service.

• 1:01:47H. Foley?

  Will you hang out, just hang out in a room and just relax?

• 1:01:49Speaker 03

  Hang out in the room, chill, yeah.

• 1:01:51Speaker 01

  When was the last time you were on a plane?

• 1:01:54Speaker 03

  Probably 2019 when I went to New Orleans.

• 1:01:57Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:01:57H. Foley?

  2019.

• 1:01:58Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:01:58H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 1:02:00Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'm overdue, I'm overdue.

• 1:02:01H. Foley?

  You do a cruise?

• 1:02:02Speaker 03

  Never done a cruise.

• 1:02:04Speaker 01

  I feel like you'd love a cruise.

• 1:02:05Speaker 03

  I think I would love a cruise, yeah.

• 1:02:07H. Foley?

  Do you like Florida?

• 1:02:08Speaker 03

  I love Florida.

• 1:02:09H. Foley?

  Where have you been down in Florida?

• 1:02:11Speaker 03

  Um, I've been to West Palm Beach, I've been to Tampa, I've been to Fort Lauderdale. Actually, I have a cousin that lives in Fort Lauderdale.

• 1:02:19H. Foley?

  Cousin lives in Fort Lauderdale?

• 1:02:20Speaker 03

  Yeah, the overdose that I was telling you guys about, that was at Palm Beach Gardens Hospital.

• 1:02:24H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 1:02:25Speaker 03

  Yeah, um-

• 1:02:25H. Foley?

  What'd you OD on?

• 1:02:26Speaker 03

  Uh, I actually got some oxycodone that was cut with fentanyl.

• 1:02:29H. Foley?

  Gotcha.

• 1:02:30Speaker 03

  Yeah, and it was four pills. I did all four of them in the bathroom at a Chick-fil-A.

• 1:02:35H. Foley?

  Uh-huh.

• 1:02:35Speaker 03

  And, um-

• 1:02:36H. Foley?

  You snorted them or you?

• 1:02:37Speaker 03

  I snorted them, yeah. I went, I went down in a gas station, I was buying cigarettes. Thank God, there was a ambulance filling up at the pump.

• 1:02:44Speaker 01

  No shit.

• 1:02:44Speaker 03

  And they were like, yeah, put, put him in here, we'll take him to the hospital.

• 1:02:47H. Foley?

  Narcan?

• 1:02:49Speaker 03

  It was, it was beyond Narcan. I had to be put on life support and they had to actually stick the needle in my heart, because my heart stopped. Yeah. They had to shock me, I caught like a deadly, um, pneumonia called Klebsiella. They had to do an amazing, like, life-saving surgery.

• 1:03:03H. Foley?

  Huh.

• 1:03:03Speaker 03

  Um, where they had to put a tube in me here, and another one there, and they had to like drain the infection out.

• 1:03:09H. Foley?

  This is all pre the, uh, uh, rehab?

• 1:03:12Speaker 03

  This, this was after I had been kicked out of the rehab.

• 1:03:14H. Foley?

  Ah.

• 1:03:15Speaker 03

  Yeah, it was like, like, a week later.

• 1:03:17H. Foley?

  Gotcha.

• 1:03:17Speaker 01

  Gotcha.

• 1:03:18H. Foley?

  It's a miracle you're here. Second chance at life.

• 1:03:20Speaker 03

  Definitely, man, yeah.

• 1:03:21H. Foley?

  Very familiar with it.

• 1:03:22Speaker 01

  Love to see it, man. Love to see it.

• 1:03:24Speaker 03

  Thank you, guys.

• 1:03:24Speaker 01

  I got one more, I'm pretty, I mean, I think I got all the information that I need.

• 1:03:28H. Foley?

  You're not convinced? Chick-fil-A bathroom?

• 1:03:31Speaker 01

  I'm just curious now, it's just per person, I, I, I think you're a very, uh, interesting guy. What's your favorite movie? I've never, we've never asked this. What's your favorite movie?

• 1:03:41Speaker 03

  Alright. I got three.

• 1:03:43Speaker 01

  Give, run them, give me ten.

• 1:03:45Speaker 03

  Alright, alright. The Lion King. The Lion King.

• 1:03:48Speaker 01

  Did not fucking see that coming.

• 1:03:50H. Foley?

  The Lion King?

• 1:03:51Speaker 03

  Yes, I love that movie. I remember when my mother took me and my best friend to see it in 1994.

• 1:03:56Speaker 01

  Uh-huh.

• 1:03:57Speaker 03

  One, one of the best days of my life, man.

• 1:03:59Speaker 01

  Loved, what was the movie theater?

• 1:04:01Speaker 03

  You know, I think it was United Artists in Sheepshead Bay.

• 1:04:03Speaker 01

  Love it.

• 1:04:04Speaker 03

  Yeah. True Romance with, with Patricia Arquette and, uh, Christian Slater. Yeah, that was great, man.

• 1:04:10Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:04:11Speaker 03

  That was, that was fucking great. And, um, I have to say Gladiator.

• 1:04:17H. Foley?

  Holy shit.

• 1:04:18Speaker 01

  You know Little Pete?

• 1:04:19H. Foley?

  Lion King and Gladiator.

• 1:04:21Speaker 03

  I, I have come to reclaim Rome, baby.

• 1:04:24H. Foley?

  That is fantastic.

• 1:04:25Speaker 03

  Well, now Little Pete has come to reclaim Rome.

• 1:04:27Speaker 01

  Let's go. Love to fucking see you. One time for Little Pete, everybody.

• 1:04:31H. Foley?

  Little Pete, ladies and gentlemen, 100% garbage, but 100% fantastic.

• 1:04:35Speaker 01

  My kinda guy.

• 1:04:35Speaker 03

  Thank you, guys.

• 1:04:36H. Foley?

  Thank you so much for coming in and sitting with us. Do you have anything coming up you want the folks to know?

• 1:04:40Speaker 03

  Um, I, I am gonna be starting my own podcast in the new year called Little Pete Big World.

• 1:04:45H. Foley?

  Well, I like that.

• 1:04:46Speaker 01

  That's sick.

• 1:04:46Speaker 03

  And, um, I'm gonna be headlining the Brooklyn Art House on Halloween, I'm gonna be dressing up as Chucky, I'm gonna be doing all new material. It's gonna be a wild night, um, and you guys can just basically get tickets, there's a link in my bio.

• 1:04:58Speaker 01

  Love that.

• 1:04:59H. Foley?

  Little Pete, ladies and gentlemen, we love you.

• 1:05:00Speaker 01

  Yeah, one more time for Little Pete, baby. Let him fucking hear it.

• 1:05:02H. Foley?

  Kippy, what do you got for him?

• 1:05:03Speaker 01

  Uh, guys, our tour is about to get underway, uh, the Army of Garbage Tour, we're starting off in Appleton, Wisconsin for five, four or five shows. I'm in San Jose, San Diego. Uh, Tacoma, get Philly, get your tickets at areyougarbage.com, we love yous.

• 1:05:19H. Foley?

  Pete, we love you.

• 1:05:19Speaker 03

  Yeah, man. I love you guys too, man.

• 1:05:21H. Foley?

  Gang, we love you, and we'll see you in three days.

• 1:05:23Speaker 03

  Peace.