Bonus #188 - Joey Dardano

Patreon preview. Unlock full episode at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld Joey Dardano joins the podcast to discuss butthole reiki, self-aware mobsters, when he’ll be ready to propose, his success endgame goal, going to confession, and much more. Joey and Stav help callers including a guy who’s wondering if he should tell his mom that he knows she cheated on his dad with his great uncle, and a guy whose girlfriend told him he can’t go to a strip club on his buddy’s upcoming bachelor party. Check out Joey Dardano’s podcast Help From A Hypocrite: https://www.youtube.com/@HelpFromAHypocrite See Joey Dardano live and follow him on social media: https://www.joeydardano.com/tour https://www.instagram.com/joeydardano/ https://www.tiktok.com/@joeydardano ☎️ Want to be a part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice! 🎟️ See Stavvy live on the Dreamboat Tour 🛥️💕!!! https://stavvy.biz/ for tickets ‼️ Bonus episodes every week! Unlock exclusive, Patreon-only episodes at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld

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• 0:00Stavros Halkias?

  Hey listeners, Stavi here. Thank you for tuning into Stavi's World each week. If you want to hear new episodes ad-free, subscribe to Sirius XM Podcast Plus on Apple Podcasts, or visit SiriusXM.com/podcastplus to listen with Spotify or another app of your choice.

• 0:19Speaker 01

  What else, Stav? So, I'm gonna keep it short. I'm going on a bachelor party.

• 0:28Stavros Halkias?

  Nice.

• 0:29Speaker 01

  And I'm going to Montreal, and all my guy friends are single. And every single one of them want to go to a strip club. And my fiance specifically said, "No strip clubs."

• 0:44Stavros Halkias?

  That's not fair.

• 0:45Speaker 01

  Nah, I know it's crazy, but...

• 0:47Stavros Halkias?

  That's fucking insane.

• 0:48Speaker 01

  Do I tell her ahead of time that the boys really want to go?

• 0:51Stavros Halkias?

  Fuck no, you just go. Come on, man.

• 0:53Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm not trying to stop, I'm not trying to cause drama, but you gotta...

• 0:58Stavros Halkias?

  You just go.

• 0:59Speaker 02

  You just go, and then you hide it, and it's a fun secret you share with your boy. Don't do anything bad.

• 1:03Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, that's the thing. Don't confirm her fears.

• 1:06Speaker 03

  We gotta let him finish, there's a little detail coming up.

• 1:08Speaker 02

  Can I just say one thing?

• 1:09Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:09Speaker 02

  It's so funny when people have the opportunity to call in, and they have, like, they're able to get ready, the phone rings, whatever. I love how the past two, neither people sound ready for the fact that they started getting recorded. He literally started, he goes, "So, um, he knows what he's calling about."

• 1:26Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, he's the one calling.

• 1:28Speaker 01

  Strip clubs. Nah, I know it's crazy, but do I tell her ahead of time that the boys really want to go? Do we just kind of go? The one problem is, we do share each other's locations. I'm sure she's gonna be looking, just to make sure I'm not going to a strip club. She's not normally like that, but with this, you know, specific situation, she might be. Um, yeah, let me know what's up.

• 2:00Speaker 02

  You see, the, the main reason this sucks.

• 2:03Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 2:03Speaker 02

  It's not his bachelor weekend. So he, he's supposed to fly, imagine.

• 2:09Stavros Halkias?

  Can you imagine it's your bachelor party? And one of your friends who's a good guy, not a cheat, look, if one, like, if one of your, I've had friends who are, I've had a friend who like, had an era of his life where his fucking girlfriend made him FaceTime before bed because he cheated on her so much. Well, you know what I mean? Like, like, like, I, I, we've all been, we, and, but if, if it was my, and like, look, if it was basically your friend who's a sex addict, who's like, I can't go to a strip club, you guys get it?

• 2:34Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:35Stavros Halkias?

  If this is just a guy who you know is a good guy, who's just gonna sit in the back, tip a little bit, nurse his beer and look at some titties, while you guys actually have a great time?

• 2:45Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:46Stavros Halkias?

  If he was like, I can't go to the strip club. Because my, my girlfriend won't let me go to the strip club. I'm all, that activates a level of like adolescent bullying in me.

• 2:57Speaker 02

  I wanna be mean.

• 2:58Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 2:58Speaker 02

  That's the thing. I wanna like, I wanna respect people's boundaries. I wanna respect people's, the older I've gotten, I just, I'm always like, hey man, everyone's dealing with something, whatever. The way in which you're not just like being a man about enjoying your life.

• 3:11Stavros Halkias?

  Come on, dude.

• 3:11Speaker 02

  And just doing a fuck, dude. The reason this sucks is that since it's not his wedding and it's his friend's wedding, he's already going on the trip. His girlfriend is expecting him to sit in the fucking hotel room while they're doing all the fun stuff.

• 3:24Stavros Halkias?

  That's insane.

• 3:25Speaker 02

  That's crazy. Every time I run into like a bachelorette party or a bachelor, like they're always, first of all, they're not mentally there.

• 3:33Stavros Halkias?

  Sure.

• 3:33Speaker 02

  They're always fucking gone.

• 3:35Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 3:35Speaker 02

  And they're having the night of their fucking life.

• 3:38Stavros Halkias?

  Now, I will say, it is crazy how many people do seem to cheat on their bachelor or bachelorette parties.

• 3:43Speaker 02

  Yeah. I said that on stage yesterday because there was a bachelorette party right in the front row.

• 3:47Stavros Halkias?

  They don't wanna hear it.

• 3:48Speaker 02

  And, and they had a bad time ever since I pointed that out. She was sitting in the front with the white, the white veil and everything. And I was, and there was a single guy in the corner and I go, huh? Huh? And then they reacted weird. And I was like, what? Are you supposed to cheat tonight? You could tell the whole row was like, knock it off, man.

• 4:05Stavros Halkias?

  Stop dude, we stopped her from sucking a guy off just yesterday.

• 4:09Speaker 02

  Supposed to just fall into it.

• 4:10Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, you can't. If you do, but it does seem to have. Now, maybe this is purely anecdotal and those are the only ones that get, you know, reported. Cause like, for example, my brother's bachelor party, we went to fucking SmackDown and we ate pizza and watched Marlon Wayans movie. So it's like, he's not a, my brother would never do that.

• 4:27Speaker 02

  He found out he fucked John Cena.

• 4:30Stavros Halkias?

  He got head from Roman Reigns on the way out.

• 4:33Speaker 02

  I was just rock hard, I couldn't see him.

• 4:38Stavros Halkias?

  But so I'm sure the numbers are crazy. Like it's like, you know, it's just the reported cases. It's such a juicy story when someone cheats on their bachelor party, but anyway. This is fucking insane. And I guess this is an opportunity to have a conversation about trust and boundaries, right?

• 4:55Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 4:55Stavros Halkias?

  Cause it's like, why does she, why, he's, he just said she's not normally like this. What is it about this?

• 5:03Speaker 02

  It's the history of bachelor, bachelorette parties where they're like, oh, he could cheat and the vibe is that's okay.

• 5:08Stavros Halkias?

  But, but it's, but I'm wondering, it's just like, why all this? Do you have an otherwise good relationship?

• 5:14Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 5:14Stavros Halkias?

  Has, have you ever given her a reason not to trust? Cause this guy might be leaving stuff out, right?

• 5:19Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 5:19Stavros Halkias?

  If he's like, and you know, I did used to date, I've dated eight strippers, you know what I mean? Like it's like, this is my time, I'm Quebecois and it's just an opportunity for me to go get back home. Yeah.

• 5:33Stavros Halkias?

  But is there a reason or is she being unreasonable? Because if you have some weird history, if you've cheated, if whatever, that's one thing. But if you're never done anything, you're a model citizen. And she's like, you're not allowed to go to, and you're not even a guy who goes strippers. You're like, it just, you happen to be at a bachelor party?

• 5:51Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 5:51Stavros Halkias?

  That actually is a serious problem on her part. That's a real problem of trust.

• 5:56Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 5:57Stavros Halkias?

  It's like.

• 5:58Speaker 02

  It only gets worse. Like if you go on a fucking business trip or you even like.

• 6:01Stavros Halkias?

  What if, what if one day you need to cheat and she's just all over you?

• 6:05Speaker 02

  And she's just in your business.

• 6:06Stavros Halkias?

  You know, one day you might wanna cheat and now she's gonna fucking be on your dick?

• 6:10Speaker 02

  Can't even have sex with someone that's not my damn wife. Jesus, I'm gonna be home for dinner.

• 6:15Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah. 10 years from now, when you wanna fuck your secretary, you gotta worry that she's got the office bugged.

• 6:20Speaker 02

  My god.

• 6:20Stavros Halkias?

  I mean, come on.

• 6:21Speaker 02

  First of all, I have important calls here.

• 6:24Stavros Halkias?

  He's a confidential, the company could be sued.

• 6:27Speaker 02

  But dude, the fact, the fact that like over time, he's like not, he's not gonna be able to fucking stay at a hotel in a business. There's something I love is like you get out of work early one day, you like go to a movie alone, she's gonna look at your location like, what the fuck you doing at the movies? I just wanted to go see Spider-Man, dude. I just wanted to go see Fantastic Four. I just wanted, cuz you fucking talked during every movie. You just wanna take a fucking moment away.

• 6:51Stavros Halkias?

  Absolutely.

• 6:51Speaker 02

  And now, and now you're like, you're just already getting now the signs of someone who's not gonna let you do shit on your own unless it's cleared. And you're not with a mom, you're with a woman.

• 7:01Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, no, it's crazy.

• 7:03Speaker 02

  If you're listening.

• 7:04Stavros Halkias?

  Yup.

• 7:04Speaker 02

  Do the Wakanda Forever sign with me. And bark like a fucking dog.

• 7:09Stavros Halkias?

  Yup. Yes, sir.

• 7:12Speaker 02

  Man, if you're driving right now, double grip the wheel and bark like a dog.

• 7:14Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 7:17Stavros Halkias?

  Let these hoes know, we will go to strip clubs with our friends.

• 7:20Speaker 02

  And we will sit in the corner and be scared whenever a woman speaks to us.

• 7:24Stavros Halkias?

  Right, it's like, I, I, I just think like this is such an insane, again, unless we're missing something. I don't know, it, to me, it also has a weird red flag of like not to be reductive, but it's like the people who, sometimes people who are really controlling about whether you're cheating or not. They're the people that.

• 7:44Speaker 02

  They're the ones who.

• 7:44Stavros Halkias?

  Cuz they think like, well, if I was there, I'd suck a guy's cock.

• 7:47Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 7:47Stavros Halkias?

  You know what I mean? And it's like.

• 7:48Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 7:49Stavros Halkias?

  So I don't know, to me, this is at least a moment, this triggers a moment of introspection about the relationship to me.

• 7:56Speaker 02

  You're at risk of a heartbreak, brother.

• 7:58Stavros Halkias?

  That's all, how would I, how would I handle it? I would be like, I think, if it was me, I'd be like, are you out of your fucking mind?

• 8:05Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 8:06Stavros Halkias?

  It's my fucking, like, I'm not gonna fuck the stripper.

• 8:08Speaker 02

  My location off and I'm gonna have a great fucking weekend. And when I get back, I'm yelling at you.

• 8:12Stavros Halkias?

  What I'm doing is going to a strip club with my location on and being like, yeah, I fucking told you. It's his fault, I'm on the doll, I'm not gonna, and you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna pay a stripper for head. Cuz if you accuse me of cheating, you're gonna get what you want.

• 8:27Speaker 02

  If I'm already living a life.

• 8:28Stavros Halkias?

  You made me do this!

• 8:29Speaker 02

  You're not gonna believe me anyway.

• 8:31Stavros Halkias?

  You weren't gonna fucking believe me anyway, so why not cheat, you fucking bitch?

• 8:35Speaker 02

  Busting?

• 8:35Stavros Halkias?

  No! No! This is for you, you made me do this!

• 8:43Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, that's how I'd handle it.

• 8:44Speaker 02

  Alright, I'll see you when I get home.

• 8:46Stavros Halkias?

  Alright, love you, love you, don't, don't, don't finish the boys without me.

• 8:52Speaker 02

  God, that show, you watched that show?

• 8:53Stavros Halkias?

  I haven't, I, I watched the first two seasons.

• 8:55Speaker 02

  It crashed and burned like fucking crazy.

• 8:57Stavros Halkias?

  But the first two seasons were really good.

• 8:59Speaker 02

  They're awesome.

• 8:59Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 9:00Speaker 02

  I hated watching every episode this season. I had a bad time.

• 9:03Stavros Halkias?

  I, it's what I heard as well. Um, I, I just, I saw the gifs on Twitter. I'm like, oh, that's how it ends.

• 9:08Speaker 02

  Great.

• 9:08Stavros Halkias?

  That's enough. I feel like I missed, I feel like I didn't miss anything. Anyway.

• 9:12Speaker 02

  Tell your girlfriend she's acting like the boys season five.

• 9:16Speaker 02

  And then knock it off.

• 9:17Stavros Halkias?

  Although it was very funny that like, how dumb people, like people were mad that, uh, Homelander, the clearly evil guy got killed at the end.

• 9:25Speaker 02

  Yeah, like, hey buddy.

• 9:26Stavros Halkias?

  It's like, that's, that's the villain supposed to lose.

• 9:29Speaker 02

  That's the whole point.

• 9:30Stavros Halkias?

  Anyway. Wow, fucking white supremacists are retards. Who would have thought?

• 9:34Speaker 02

  Yeah, and, and tell your girlfriend to shut the fuck up.

• 9:36Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 9:46Stavros Halkias?

  Hey listeners, Stavi here. Thank you for tuning into Stavi's World each week. If you want to hear new episodes ad free, subscribe to Sirius XM Podcast Plus on Apple Podcasts or visit siriusxm.com/podcastplus to listen with Spotify or another app of your choice.