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• 0:54Peyton Hardin?

  Hey everybody, welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast, episode 162. Round of applause, please.

• 1:04Peyton Hardin?

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• 1:45Peyton Hardin?

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• 2:14Peyton Hardin?

  We love you. Now on. The rest of the episode.

• 2:22Peyton Hardin?

  We are co-hosts. I just ripped my shorts.

• 2:29Cameron Kennedy?

  God, there's so much thigh showing. Oh, my God.

• 2:33Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, you're.

• 2:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Blessed.

• 2:37Peyton Hardin?

  Are you OK?

• 2:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 2:38Peyton Hardin?

  You're having a little bit of an anxiety attack.

• 2:40Cameron Kennedy?

  God, not really, but you're just, and a lot of leg that's just not supposed to be seen.

• 2:45Peyton Hardin?

  Your panties are too tight.

• 2:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Golly, and this couch is eating me. It's sucking me and eating me.

• 2:50Peyton Hardin?

  That is one thing. So we are like, uh, how many episodes, like four or five episodes into the new couches? Are we a fan?

• 2:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God, they're heaters. They have their own creepy little sick mind that grab my haunches.

• 3:02Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, well, so do I.

• 3:04Cameron Kennedy?

  But that's allowed.

• 3:04Peyton Hardin?

  Are we a fan of these couches? Let's be honest.

• 3:07Cameron Kennedy?

  OK.

• 3:08Peyton Hardin?

  Are you a fan of them?

• 3:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Looks 10 out of 10. The feel is a 10 out of 10.

• 3:11Peyton Hardin?

  I can take Napskis here.

• 3:12Cameron Kennedy?

  100%, but it's a, they are, they are like lava.

• 3:16Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 3:16Cameron Kennedy?

  They are holding every bit of heat inside.

• 3:19Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 3:20Cameron Kennedy?

  And that's the worst part. That's why we're drenching sweat. Overall score, I'm giving them a seven.

• 3:24Peyton Hardin?

  That's a, that's a high score. Seven on the couches. Seven on the couches.

• 3:27Cameron Kennedy?

  They passed.

• 3:28Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, a lot of people don't know the predicament in which we record, right? So unless you're in the Patreon, you don't get to see all of this. We are in a corporate office building, right? That's like.

• 3:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Massive.

• 3:39Peyton Hardin?

  Massive 300 feet skyscraper, right? And there's hundreds and hundreds of different businesses here, all lawyers, stuff like that.

• 3:47Cameron Kennedy?

  They wear suits.

• 3:49Peyton Hardin?

  Right? We are pushed off to the corner of this building. Basically, a whole floor to ourselves.

• 3:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Literally.

• 3:55Peyton Hardin?

  And we don't have a ground. Like, we are looking at exposed nails.

• 4:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Screws, concrete, skid marks of some sort of tire. There used to be a wall right here.

• 4:08Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, there used to be a wall.

• 4:09Cameron Kennedy?

  There was a wall right here.

• 4:11Peyton Hardin?

  So basically, we have this rule that you can't walk around the studio without shoes on because you might get a little bit of, a little bit of disease from the nails. You can't have that, right?

• 4:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, God, no. And you wouldn't, and just if we're talking about just the linen.

• 4:26Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 4:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Your clothes are gonna be dusty as.

• 4:27Peyton Hardin?

  So much dust in here. We have been breathing in dust for the better part of four years.

• 4:31Cameron Kennedy?

  We're gonna die soon. Oh, my God.

• 4:33Peyton Hardin?

  And there's no, there's no circulation of air in here. We have recorded every week for four years without air. There's no AC.

• 4:46Cameron Kennedy?

  If it's hot outside, we are, we're dying in here. It's super hot. If it's cold outside, you'd think it was the day before tomorrow, whatever the hell that movie is. We need a fire. It's freezing.

• 4:55Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 4:56Cameron Kennedy?

  No heat, no air. It's, but it's how.

• 5:00Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's 89, I checked before we got here. 89 degrees outside. You know what it is in here?

• 5:04Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 5:05Peyton Hardin?

  89 degrees. It is hot as, and we have these two big studio lights on it. So if you ever wonder like, why are these guys so crazy when they record?

• 5:15Cameron Kennedy?

  So wired up.

• 5:16Peyton Hardin?

  Cause we're on.

• 5:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Physically uncomfortable.

• 5:17Peyton Hardin?

  We have a lack of oxygen and we're breathing dust. That's what's going on. How was your week, Kev? Tell me about it.

• 5:23Cameron Kennedy?

  My week was actually great. It was Easter. It was fun hanging out with people. I found out my dad has ops.

• 5:29Peyton Hardin?

  Hmm?

• 5:30Cameron Kennedy?

  My dad has enemies.

• 5:32Peyton Hardin?

  Mike?

• 5:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Mike has ops.

• 5:34Peyton Hardin?

  He gives me a little Mob Survives.

• 5:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Gives me Mob Survives, but there's two, there's two, uh, particular ops he has. Very strange.

• 5:42Peyton Hardin?

  Who?

• 5:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Very strange. And one's not, one's not humans.

• 5:48Peyton Hardin?

  Excuse me? He's got animal ops?

• 5:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Not even.

• 5:52Peyton Hardin?

  What is his?

• 5:52Cameron Kennedy?

  My dad has a pure hatred for, for grass and weeds. I swear to God.

• 5:59Peyton Hardin?

  Wait, like just like regular lawn grass?

• 6:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Regular lawn care.

• 6:02Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, how? Explain this to me.

• 6:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Comes over to my house, cause I don't, I haven't bought a lawnmower yet. And I was like, instead of paying a company, I'll just pay my dad and he doesn't mind it. So he's coming over to mow it. He gets out of his car and he's literally like, see those right there? Look at, no, these right here, they'll ruin your, and he's like, he's like passionate about it.

• 6:20Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 6:20Cameron Kennedy?

  He puts these gloves on and he, I, I kid you not, it almost looked like concerning.

• 6:25Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 6:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Like outsider looking in. He's ripping these weeds up and then going, like, he's like, you see this piece of? He starts kicking the weed. I'm like, what is your pro, like what is your issue right now? And he goes, I hate stuff that messes with my lawn. And then he get, he knows everything about it. Knows every name, knows every, every single weed.

• 6:45Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 6:45Cameron Kennedy?

  He goes, you were growing a little tree in the back corner. He said, if you didn't knock that down, there'd be a squirrel under there. And I was like. And he, so he hates grass.

• 6:52Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 6:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, the second one is a human.

• 6:56Peyton Hardin?

  Who?

• 6:56Cameron Kennedy?

  And it's not, it's not, it's a, it's more of a, a job or a very honed in specific thing.

• 7:01Peyton Hardin?

  What is it?

• 7:02Cameron Kennedy?

  He does not like people that come around and say, do you want to buy my candy bar for my?

• 7:07Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god, they're scammers!

• 7:09Cameron Kennedy?

  But, see, he, he believes it's scammers, but he doesn't think it's for that reason. You said scammers, what do you think they're scamming for? They don't have a fundraiser, they're just selling you candy.

• 7:17Peyton Hardin?

  No, they're, they're 18. They're not, you're not playing in a youth basketball league.

• 7:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, you're not on an AAU team. I saw, you checked that, checked me out at Verizon.

• 7:24Peyton Hardin?

  A hundred percent.

• 7:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Last week, yeah.

• 7:25Peyton Hardin?

  A hundred percent, and we were in Chicago for tour last year, outside of a Neiman Marcus, and they came up and they're like, Peyton Cam! And I was like, y'all know y'all, he's like, help us out.

• 7:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, he said, come on, he's just do for the kids.

• 7:36Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 7:37Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm like, no! He said, slider 20 for the kids, he was inside Neiman.

• 7:40Peyton Hardin?

  That's it.

• 7:41Cameron Kennedy?

  All digital, don't worry, we got them mocas.

• 7:42Peyton Hardin?

  Yes!

• 7:43Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm like, nah, no!

• 7:44Peyton Hardin?

  No, they're, they're for sure scammers.

• 7:46Cameron Kennedy?

  But my dad has a different take on it. He doesn't think they're just scamming.

• 7:49Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god.

• 7:49Cameron Kennedy?

  He goes, oh, I believe they play basketball, that's all fine. He goes, I don't think they're really selling you candy. I go.

• 7:55Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 7:56Cameron Kennedy?

  I go, no, I'm pretty, that's free as pieces, like I.

• 7:58Peyton Hardin?

  I'm looking at the Hershey's.

• 7:59Cameron Kennedy?

  I have that. He goes, no, no, he goes.

• 8:02Peyton Hardin?

  Hershey's kisses are, Hershey, the bars aren't. Well, not again. The kisses are, the bars not, keep going. Keep going.

• 8:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, okay, he goes, no, no, no, I know you're getting candy, he said, I think they're trying to look at your place. He said, I think they're staking out your house. He said, when they go door to door, he thinks the people selling candy are like, taking mental pictures. And maybe they could, they could hit a lick on, on the back end.

• 8:32Peyton Hardin?

  Wait, talk about, talk about, talk about. How do we get from, they're on the street, selling you this candy?

• 8:37Cameron Kennedy?

  So it happened to us, this all happened in one, so I was outside when he was spitting, you weed, when he was doing all that.

• 8:43Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 8:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Ripping the weeds up, and a kid walks up.

• 8:45Peyton Hardin?

  To your house?

• 8:46Cameron Kennedy?

  To my house.

• 8:47Peyton Hardin?

  He's walking. Oh my god, y'all got a new level.

• 8:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh yeah.

• 8:49Peyton Hardin?

  I've never had these people come into my house.

• 8:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, he's in the neighborhood with it right here, like the crusty craaah! He's holding it just like that, by himself, solo, just walking, box of candy.

• 8:58Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 8:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Walked straight up to us, excuse me, sir, you have, uh, would you like to help me out with my AAU basketball team?

• 9:04Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 9:04Cameron Kennedy?

  And I go, you don't hoop, but sure.

• 9:06Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 9:07Cameron Kennedy?

  I was like, whatever. My dad, so I buy the candy, he leaves, my dad goes.

• 9:12Peyton Hardin?

  I go, what? He goes, hmm. I go, what? I go, what do you mean by that? He goes, I don't trust that. I was like, what do you mean you don't trust? He goes, I think they're looking, looking inside your garage, peeking through your window. I'm gonna call some friends later. I go, what? What are you talking about?

• 9:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Not a bad analysis.

• 9:29Peyton Hardin?

  Idea, but I was like, that's, your neighborhood is weird, bro.

• 9:32Cameron Kennedy?

  It's, it is.

• 9:33Peyton Hardin?

  I've never had them come to my house.

• 9:35Cameron Kennedy?

  I went to get my, uh, I went to get my mail the other day.

• 9:38Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 9:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Eight kids playing kickball. Little girl kicked it, kicked it, yeah, very surprising. She kicked it far, someone, someone screamed touchdown. That's my neighborhood. Those are the kids my son are gonna have to grow up with and play. A girl kicked a dodgeball and playing kickball and her friend yelled touchdown.

• 9:56Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, well, that's cute. Malachi's not an athlete either.

• 9:58Cameron Kennedy?

  My mail and I went, motherfucker, there ain't no way I live here.

• 10:01Peyton Hardin?

  Malachi's not an athlete either. He's not gonna, he's gonna be big, but he's gonna be a big scientist.

• 10:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, hell no, he's gonna be an athlete, he's gonna be.

• 10:08Peyton Hardin?

  He's got paws on him. He's gonna, he's gonna grab the shit out of a beaker.

• 10:11Cameron Kennedy?

  What's up, Uncle Pierce?

• 10:16Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, but you brought up your dad and the lawn, right?

• 10:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 10:19Peyton Hardin?

  And I've had this internal crisis recently.

• 10:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, God, with grass?

• 10:23Peyton Hardin?

  With grass.

• 10:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, God.

• 10:24Peyton Hardin?

  Am I less of a man that I don't give a about my lawn?

• 10:27Cameron Kennedy?

  I think, I think the same way. I don't care.

• 10:30Peyton Hardin?

  Thank you.

• 10:30Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't care.

• 10:31Peyton Hardin?

  Thank you.

• 10:31Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not my father's son when it comes to that. My dad made his own formula to make his grass greener, bro. What are you, a scientist?

• 10:38Peyton Hardin?

  And I have, like, literally.

• 10:39Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't, I don't care at all.

• 10:41Peyton Hardin?

  And driving past other people's lawns, I've never been the guy to be like, that guy pedicures his lawn.

• 10:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I don't care. Slowing down to look at your green, nicely cut grass. I'm going to where I gotta go. I don't care if your lawn's.

• 10:52Peyton Hardin?

  And it's so strange because, because there was a girl that I liked, right? And she was, she likes manly men. She likes guys that fix cars and.

• 11:01Cameron Kennedy?

  You should have said, hey, not for me, just go, just go.

• 11:04Peyton Hardin?

  No, she likes guys that are like fixed cars, take care of their lawn.

• 11:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Cabinet if they needed to.

• 11:09Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly. Babe, the sink is fixed, call somebody.

• 11:14Cameron Kennedy?

  What am I supposed to do?

• 11:16Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, and then so I was like, okay, I wanna be like her. Like, I wanna be someone like she likes, right?

• 11:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Ah, oh, my.

• 11:22Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I'm sorry, but I have to. No, go for it. So, I was like, I'm gonna change my algorithms. Oh my god. TikTok. Oh my god. I changed my algorithm to get a lot of lawn videos. And so I've been going through my algorithms and my For You page, watching these dudes pedicure their lawns or like power wash their, their, um, driveways. And I'm like, this is boring. Genuinely never had an interest in anything like that. And even trying, it's making me more sad about myself.

• 11:54Cameron Kennedy?

  See, you, okay, where you messed up is trying. Don't change yourself. You're a perfect little pearl.

• 11:59Peyton Hardin?

  Oh. Oh my god, oh my god.

• 12:04Peyton Hardin?

  With that name is crazy. It's because I was talking about an actual.

• 12:11Peyton Hardin?

  That's the voodoo clam right there.

• 12:13Cameron Kennedy?

  I said, you're a perfect little pearl.

• 12:15Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god. I meant you're an actual pearl. You know how pearls are, right?

• 12:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Have you ever seen that?

• 12:21Peyton Hardin?

  A pearl?

• 12:22Cameron Kennedy?

  That's kind of sad.

• 12:22Peyton Hardin?

  The only pearl I know, dad's a crab.

• 12:25Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I g-.

• 12:26Peyton Hardin?

  I had a thing for Pearl too. She had a wicked nose.

• 12:29Cameron Kennedy?

  She had a crazy nose. She could, oh.

• 12:33Peyton Hardin?

  What was she, a whale?

• 12:34Cameron Kennedy?

  She was a whale. Her father was a crab.

• 12:37Peyton Hardin?

  Suck me up.

• 12:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Living. I'll spend three days inside you, Pearl.

• 12:45Peyton Hardin?

  Hey, don't, don't make it like that. Good god. What are you gonna, what are you gonna go be on council? Are you gonna sue me?

• 12:55Cameron Kennedy?

  You never.

• 12:55Peyton Hardin?

  I wanted it. Okay, what is the weirdest cartoon like crush you've ever had?

• 13:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Nala, Lion King. She was absolutely beautiful. She lived in jungle and she could sing.

• 13:04Peyton Hardin?

  That's not weird, though.

• 13:06Cameron Kennedy?

  If it's not weird, then I was on game since a youngin'.

• 13:10Peyton Hardin?

  You ever watch Max and Ruby?

• 13:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Ruby and Max? That's why we named him Max, by the way.

• 13:15Peyton Hardin?

  That's a little weird then.

• 13:16Cameron Kennedy?

  No, because we already had a Ruby.

• 13:17Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, but our Max Ruby. Ruby, Ruby and Max.

• 13:20Cameron Kennedy?

  They're too young.

• 13:21Peyton Hardin?

  No, I'm just saying, that. Yeah, I'm saying like.

• 13:27Cameron Kennedy?

  You're kidding.

• 13:28Peyton Hardin?

  I always had a thing for older women.

• 13:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah?

• 13:30Peyton Hardin?

  You're kidding. That old little bunny.

• 13:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Wait, who else? The, eh, Officer Hopps, Zootopia? She was cute.

• 13:37Peyton Hardin?

  You were 20 when that came out.

• 13:41Cameron Kennedy?

  I know, but I'm saying...

• 13:44Peyton Hardin?

  You were, you paid bills when that movie came out.

• 13:46Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I'm not talking about crushes anymore, I'm talking about cute characters.

• 13:49Peyton Hardin?

  That's not what we're talking about, we're talking about crushes.

• 13:51Cameron Kennedy?

  No, crushes, I...

• 13:52Peyton Hardin?

  In terms of creep.

• 13:53Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I'm saying, I said she was cute. She didn't have, I didn't have a crush on her. Animated crushes, I think, is only Nala for me.

• 14:00Peyton Hardin?

  Really?

• 14:00Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm trying to think of anime, oh, cuz...

• 14:02Peyton Hardin?

  I had like, obvious ones like Raven and all that.

• 14:04Cameron Kennedy?

  That's what I'm saying, but anime, like, they're not real.

• 14:06Peyton Hardin?

  No, that's animated and not real.

• 14:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Raven?

• 14:09Peyton Hardin?

  Raven, from Teen Titans.

• 14:10Cameron Kennedy?

  She's, oh, that, I thought you were talking about Simone.

• 14:14Peyton Hardin?

  I thought you were talking about Raven, Simone. She was bad too, for a little bit.

• 14:17Cameron Kennedy?

  She said, "The only reason they watch the show is for my breasts."

• 14:21Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 14:22Cameron Kennedy?

  You've never heard that?

• 14:23Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 14:24Cameron Kennedy?

  She came out like, a year ago, two years ago, said...

• 14:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Cuz, she's done a change and she's, you know, she's...

• 14:30Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, she's not changed.

• 14:31Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I'm saying like...

• 14:32Peyton Hardin?

  She's always her.

• 14:32Cameron Kennedy?

  No, she's always been her, I'm saying like, a shift in...

• 14:35Peyton Hardin?

  How she presents herself to the public, yes, okay, fantastic.

• 14:38Cameron Kennedy?

  This sounds like I'm talking about her sexuality, I'm not.

• 14:40Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, then what are you talking about?

• 14:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, she, like, her, uh...

• 14:43Peyton Hardin?

  Been saying...

• 14:43Cameron Kennedy?

  She's gross, I'm dancing online, she's grown up and she's, she's very, uh...

• 14:48Peyton Hardin?

  She's more vocal, passionate about...

• 14:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, there you go, thank you.

• 14:51Peyton Hardin?

  Which is a great thing.

• 14:51Cameron Kennedy?

  It is, I don't know why that's so hard.

• 14:52Peyton Hardin?

  You say it, you're making it worse.

• 14:54Cameron Kennedy?

  She came on a podcast and she said, "The only reason boys watched That's So Raven was cuz of her breast."

• 14:59Peyton Hardin?

  Oh.

• 15:00Cameron Kennedy?

  And then, the world stitched that video and said, "Hey, not true, but you did have..." Like, and that's what everyone said, everybody said that.

• 15:09Peyton Hardin?

  I don't remember ever...

• 15:10Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I don't remember ever...

• 15:11Peyton Hardin?

  I don't remember that either.

• 15:11Cameron Kennedy?

  I liked it cuz she said...

• 15:14Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I did love that.

• 15:15Cameron Kennedy?

  That was lit, I thought you were talking about Simone, not Raven from Teen Titans.

• 15:18Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no, I was talking about Raven from Teen Titans.

• 15:19Cameron Kennedy?

  I always wanted to be cyborg, by the way.

• 15:21Peyton Hardin?

  You want to be black and a little bit of robot?

• 15:23Cameron Kennedy?

  But I want to be big. A black would be cool, but not, I always, I like cyborg. Like, I was just infatuated with his game, his skills.

• 15:30Peyton Hardin?

  No, he was always so cool.

• 15:32Cameron Kennedy?

  He really was.

• 15:32Peyton Hardin?

  But I want to talk about my week.

• 15:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, how was your week?

• 15:34Peyton Hardin?

  We talked about your week and we went on a crazy tangent just now.

• 15:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Good god.

• 15:38Peyton Hardin?

  But, my week, right?

• 15:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 15:40Peyton Hardin?

  Now, I'm, I'm going through this thing recently where I like to go out by myself.

• 15:45Cameron Kennedy?

  You do, you do.

• 15:46Peyton Hardin?

  I've been taking myself on so many dates recently and I love it and I never want to eat with CJ again. I never, I never ate with Pierce. I'd never want to eat with you again, Cam. I want to be alone. It's so much better and so much cheaper. It's so good.

• 16:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 16:03Peyton Hardin?

  So, look, Pierce is sad.

• 16:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Sick.

• 16:06Peyton Hardin?

  So, I've been taking myself on dates recently.

• 16:08Cameron Kennedy?

  You have, you have.

• 16:09Peyton Hardin?

  I've received calls from multiple of these locations. Yes, well, you call me and interrupt them. Right? No, you do, you do.

• 16:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god!

• 16:16Peyton Hardin?

  And you're like, "Look at my son." I'm like, "Hey, what's up dude?" And then... And then Liz is like, "Can you tell Cam to buy me a printer?" Like, "God, dude, sure, bye."

• 16:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Your life sucks. Okay, your dates, self dates, self love.

• 16:30Peyton Hardin?

  I've been taking myself on dates.

• 16:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes. Congrats, King.

• 16:33Peyton Hardin?

  I love it, right? I went to, I went to Cheesecake Factory by myself one day. Loaded up on the bread, had a good Cuban sandwich, right? And I eat stuff I don't normally eat just because I'm by myself.

• 16:44Cameron Kennedy?

  So if you don't like it, you're not going to be embarrassed one of others.

• 16:46Peyton Hardin?

  Right, and I just put my AirPods in and I vibe out. A lot of times I don't have anything in my AirPods. It's just white noise, but it just gives the sign, "No coming up to me, please." You know what I mean?

• 16:57Cameron Kennedy?

  You crank white noi- Dude, you're, you're hitting, that's, that's pretty close.

• 17:02Peyton Hardin?

  To what?

• 17:02Cameron Kennedy?

  That's pretty close.

• 17:03Peyton Hardin?

  To psycho?

• 17:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, to you like, be legit being on a list. You go to eat by yourself and you listen to white noise?

• 17:10Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 17:10Cameron Kennedy?

  So you can take a blissful moment away from yourself? No, that's not okay. You shouldn't have said that. That's not okay.

• 17:15Peyton Hardin?

  That's not normal?

• 17:16Cameron Kennedy?

  I thought you were gonna say you put the AirPods in and you doom scroll and you watch videos.

• 17:19Peyton Hardin?

  Oh no, there's no, I don't want anybody talking in my ear.

• 17:22Cameron Kennedy?

  You choose to play white, you being in a restaurant, not being in people's conversations? That's white noise. That's ambient noise enough. You're listening to actual white noise and just going...

• 17:33Peyton Hardin?

  And I have a no phone rule. I can't check my phone whenever I'm eating out by myself.

• 17:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, hell no.

• 17:37Peyton Hardin?

  Like, I can't look at my phone, anything. I want to be present and I'll stare at people.

• 17:41Cameron Kennedy?

  You're gonna get swatted in like a month. You're gonna get swatted. Where is he?

• 17:47Peyton Hardin?

  You're gonna go.

• 17:49Peyton Hardin?

  You just look at, turn on the white noise, you go.

• 17:54Peyton Hardin?

  Right, so I'm playing my white noise, I, I love that, like, all I hear is.

• 18:00Peyton Hardin?

  I thought about doing ASMR recently. But I don't want to.

• 18:06Peyton Hardin?

  I don't want to get an ulterior motive.

• 18:08Cameron Kennedy?

  You making ASMR?

• 18:09Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 18:13Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no.

• 18:14Cameron Kennedy?

  No, me listening, dude. You'd be like, it's great chicken. And you'd be like. I mean nasty. That'd be a, oh my god.

• 18:22Peyton Hardin?

  Wait, you said my ASMR.

• 18:24Cameron Kennedy?

  If you, imagine you go into these restaurants and you set up a little tripod, you turn on TikTok Live, you're on your burner page. Peyton's ASMR, and you're literally like. So today I got the, the duck chicken. And it's just like. It's like disgusting, like gaggy noises, people, the comments be like, what the? And then just be like, ew, ew, and you just be like. No, guys, it's really good.

• 18:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Gross. You'd be like, yeah, can I get my fourth Crown of Coke, sir, please, thank you?

• 18:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Like slamming it.

• 18:57Peyton Hardin?

  A lisp ASMR is hilarious. Do you think there is a subgenre for lisp ASMR?

• 19:03Cameron Kennedy?

  There has to be, there has to be. I stutter ASMR, same thing.

• 19:07Peyton Hardin?

  Now that's, we're getting into some things here now.

• 19:09Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I got the.

• 19:11Peyton Hardin?

  I'm like, I'm like.

• 19:22Peyton Hardin?

  So.

• 19:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 19:24Peyton Hardin?

  I'll talk about it on Patreon.

• 19:25Cameron Kennedy?

  About what?

• 19:26Peyton Hardin?

  Write it down.

• 19:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Me?

• 19:27Peyton Hardin?

  No, there's an ASMR that K-Rob and P, and CJ put me on, and it, they are freaks. They are freaks.

• 19:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Look at this little freaky ass. Golly.

• 19:36Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, but, back to.

• 19:39Peyton Hardin?

  Back to my story, right? So I went to take myself on a dinner date. Now, I don't just go out to eat like I go to like these random spots. I go to high-end restaurants and I like to sit by myself. I like to dress up, like put on all my jewelry, a little button up, spray a little cologne, a little Egyptian oil.

• 19:56Cameron Kennedy?

  On the nipples, right on the areolas.

• 19:58Peyton Hardin?

  Right on the areolas.

• 20:01Peyton Hardin?

  It's where my pheromones release. It's like Febreeze bottle, it'll spray at you.

• 20:04Cameron Kennedy?

  You walk in, you go table for one and it goes. And nipples just.

• 20:09Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, 100%. So I didn't realize that a lot of people think it is weird to go eat by yourself. It's either like, I think it's a clear line. Either you really understand it or you really don't.

• 20:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I would agree.

• 20:22Peyton Hardin?

  So I went out to this nice restaurant, right? And this bougier end of town. I go sit outside, right? They light a candle on my table.

• 20:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, you're at a nice place.

• 20:33Peyton Hardin?

  They bring me water in the chalice. I can pour myself.

• 20:37Cameron Kennedy?

  They go, what else would you like?

• 20:38Peyton Hardin?

  King.

• 20:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Benzo.

• 20:42Peyton Hardin?

  And so I'm sitting there, right?

• 20:45Peyton Hardin?

  Bring me old fashioned. They bring me an old fashioned. I'm sipping the old fashioned. I'm feeling good about myself. My white noise is playing in my AirPods. I'm literally sitting with my legs crossed. I'm in my, I'm in my wealth bag right now like this. Like sitting around, just looking around, waiting for my calamari to come. I'm sitting.

• 21:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Doing this for no reason, the hands are moving?

• 21:05Peyton Hardin?

  No reason. All of a sudden, this party of four elder white women come out to the patio as well. You could tell they went crazy on the wine tasting already.

• 21:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, that elder?

• 21:18Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, they're about late 50s, 60s.

• 21:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 21:21Peyton Hardin?

  Right?

• 21:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, God, and a wine tasting, oh.

• 21:23Peyton Hardin?

  Little bit of crow's feet forming. You could tell there's a little bit of limp in the walk. You could tell you they fell down on a scooter a couple of times.

• 21:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Four to five grandkids from the whole bunch.

• 21:32Peyton Hardin?

  Ooh.

• 21:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Maybe?

• 21:33Peyton Hardin?

  Maybe. Maybe they're newly grand.

• 21:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Young grands, young grands.

• 21:36Peyton Hardin?

  And they're just now getting that second wind. Like, you know, right before your dog gets put down?

• 21:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Pearl?

• 21:42Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, like right before your dog gets put down, they get that burst of energy out of nowhere and it's like, oh, they're ready. And it's, they're good to stay. And they're like, no, they're not. That's where these women were at, right?

• 21:57Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, bro, Dusty did not have a second win. He did not get that first.

• 22:05Peyton Hardin?

  His was, "I love you, buddy. You sure you're alright?" And it just wasn't...

• 22:10Peyton Hardin?

  Nah, nah, cuz Malcolm's in his bag right now. That's what I was thinking until I said that. I said, "He has not jumped on a couch in years." And he jumped up there the other week.

• 22:18Cameron Kennedy?

  He climbed up the stairs by himself. I was like, "Oh, yeah, he's good." And you go, "I love you."

• 22:22Peyton Hardin?

  So, they come out, right? I'm sitting there waiting for my calamari. Sipping Old Fashioned. Four elder white women come in. You could tell, they're loud, right? They're doing that cackle laugh, right? Nothing's really fun. Right? And they got expensive purses.

• 22:40Peyton Hardin?

  Now, I'm used to how these women treat me. Right? Cuz I used to work at a gym that predominantly it was them, right?

• 22:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Predominantly housed sixty-year-old white.

• 22:51Peyton Hardin?

  Yes. And they would always make me uncomfortable, how much they would flirt with me.

• 22:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 22:57Peyton Hardin?

  Touch me.

• 22:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 22:58Peyton Hardin?

  Touch me.

• 23:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Tease me.

• 23:00Peyton Hardin?

  No. Talked to, like, and they would, they would give me these compliments like they were old men. Like, they were, like, very aggressive, and it would make me uncomfortable.

• 23:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Ooh.

• 23:08Peyton Hardin?

  Some of them I liked. But I could tell that I was about to get that from them, right? They see me sitting by myself, and they're looking at me, and I see them tap, and they get a table right next to me.

• 23:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, God.

• 23:19Peyton Hardin?

  I'm like, "Oh, shit."

• 23:22Peyton Hardin?

  I turn it up. I turn my white noise up. They ask for a bottle of wine. They're, they kill the bottle of wine. One of them, I see, keeps peeking at me. She wants a little bit of daddy. She wants to know, "Why daddy alone?"

• 23:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Who doesn't want daddy?

• 23:38Peyton Hardin?

  Who's that little m- ... Who's that old m-

• 23:44Peyton Hardin?

  So, she goes, I see her whispering with her group.

• 23:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Huddle up.

• 23:50Peyton Hardin?

  She takes a napkin off of her lap, sets it on the table.

• 23:56Peyton Hardin?

  She's like, "Hey, Mixie." And she goes, "Hey, karma boy."

• 24:04Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 24:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 24:05Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 24:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Takes the napkin off.

• 24:06Peyton Hardin?

  Takes the napkin off, puts it on the table, moves it back to the side. She gets up. She's about to attack. And I can see every vein in her leg.

• 24:17Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like someone done hit her with the little silly string

• 24:22Peyton Hardin?

  She looks like

• 24:24Cameron Kennedy?

  A dark purple silly string on your white leg, oh god.

• 24:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Looks like she got injected with anthracite. Okay, continue. I had to get that off my

• 24:34Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, she looks like Mr. Electro from Spider-Man, like she's got like veins of electricity. And she's coming at daddy.

• 24:49Peyton Hardin?

  He comes.

• 24:52Peyton Hardin?

  She touched, she's standing up, right across from me. She grabs the seat. And I see her doing this. I can't hear, I got the white noise. I go. I take my AirPods out. Ma'am? She goes. Hey, what's your name? Steve. You don't get my real government, you don't get it. I didn't ask her, because I don't care.

• 25:13Peyton Hardin?

  Steve.

• 25:16Peyton Hardin?

  She goes. You waiting on somebody? No. Sitting here alone. She goes, oh, is everything okay? You've passed your threshold of words. There is nothing that's gonna come out of this that I want.

• 25:30Peyton Hardin?

  I go, oh, no, wait, I'm just here by myself. She goes, oh, okay. Pools the chair out. She sits directly in front of me. Already inappropriate. You, you've done too much. You cannot sit here.

• 25:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Unacceptable.

• 25:45Peyton Hardin?

  There is no place that said you sit here.

• 25:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah, no, no.

• 25:50Peyton Hardin?

  She begins to ask me questions about my life, right? And I'm giving her one-word answers. And she goes. She's asking about how I ended up where I'm at, like what I do for work, do I have any kids? Have I ever been in a serious relationship? I don't know what's going on, I'm severely uncomfortable. To the point where the waiter comes by and he's like, oh, does she need a menu? No, she doesn't need a menu. I said, ah.

• 26:21Peyton Hardin?

  And she goes, no, I'm, I'm just, just talking. She'll keep bringing me another glass of wine. She makes herself even more comfortable. I'm like, Jesus Christ.

• 26:30Peyton Hardin?

  It gets to the point, I kid you not, this is about 14 minutes, 14, 15 minutes.

• 26:35Cameron Kennedy?

  I'll skip all the nonsense. It gets to the point where she goes, "Well, if you're tired of eating dinner alone, let me know." And she pulls out a business card. I said, "You old [bleep]. You nasty little [bleep."

• 26:51Peyton Hardin?

  I like that shit.

• 26:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Ha! I said, "Mules on wheels" or something. I don't know what it was.

• 27:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Then she gave me her, she gave me her business card. And I said, "Thank you so much." I put it in my pocket.

• 27:08Peyton Hardin?

  Was it an actual business card?

• 27:09Cameron Kennedy?

  It was her. It had her face on it and everything. It had her work number, her email.

• 27:13Peyton Hardin?

  So it was, it had her fax?

• 27:15Cameron Kennedy?

  It was more, so it was basically a, it was a tangible social media for her.

• 27:20Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, that's all she had, yeah.

• 27:21Cameron Kennedy?

  It was just her face with how you can contact.

• 27:23Peyton Hardin?

  Brother, it had a fax number on it.

• 27:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Who's faxing? Like, you know what I mean?

• 27:27Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god.

• 27:29Cameron Kennedy?

  You should, you should have hit-

• 27:30Peyton Hardin?

  Catch me on a lonely night.

• 27:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I'mma, I'mma, I'mma start hitting you with the, "Hey, turn the camera around." You go, "No, there's no need for that. I'm having a great time. I'll see you, bro." And then right before you hang up, it's like, "Who was that, darling?" And I go, "Oh my god! Oh my god." Oh, let's get straight to it.

• 27:44Peyton Hardin?

  But at the end of it, I was like, "I knew I knew her. That's me, ma."

• 27:51Cameron Kennedy?

  I know good and well that's not my grandma, because one, she wouldn't have been able to get to your table. Two, she wouldn't have known who she was talking to in front of her. And three, she would have had to have clearance of somebody drive her away from the home, because she's chilling in her room right now. So that ain't my meemaw. If it was my meemaw, she would have been like this, "Now, darlin', are you, where are you at, actually?" That would have been my meemaw.

• 28:14Cameron Kennedy?

  She ain't getting up on her two and walking to your top house and giving me a glass of wine. Hell, no. Can't be, maybe you're meemaw, not my meemaw, not my meemaw.

• 28:26Peyton Hardin?

  You're gonna get the same call out?

• 28:29Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no, no!

• 28:31Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 28:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, oh!

• 28:42Cameron Kennedy?

  No. No, I didn't mean, I thought you said that to me. That's crazy. No, I mean, we can't talk about.

• 28:52Peyton Hardin?

  Not the, no, she's gone.

• 28:56Peyton Hardin?

  Got her at 908.

• 28:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, here, quickly move past that.

• 29:00Peyton Hardin?

  I'm so sorry.

• 29:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, we.

• 29:02Peyton Hardin?

  Let's go.

• 29:04Peyton Hardin?

  Dude. This is, dude.

• 29:07Cameron Kennedy?

  We got it, no more grandma talk. Here we go.

• 29:12Peyton Hardin?

  Who am I kidding? Like, my grandma, my grandma's still blind.

• 29:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Here we go. Would you accept a sugar mama?

• 29:20Cameron Kennedy?

  We're getting straight to it. Would you accept a sugar mama, see?

• 29:23Peyton Hardin?

  Can I be vulnerable?

• 29:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Hell, yeah.

• 29:24Peyton Hardin?

  Tried.

• 29:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, that's more vulnerable than I thought.

• 29:33Cameron Kennedy?

  I thought you were gonna say, hell, yeah, would you?

• 29:36Peyton Hardin?

  I tried.

• 29:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God, oh, my God, give us the juice. How did this happen?

• 29:39Peyton Hardin?

  When the podcast first blew up.

• 29:41Cameron Kennedy?

  You're kidding.

• 29:42Peyton Hardin?

  Like cucumber Gatorade days.

• 29:44Cameron Kennedy?

  How the hell did I not know about this back then?

• 29:46Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, cuz I wasn't, I wasn't like proud of it. I was poor.

• 29:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Pretty sure it put me on game.

• 29:52Peyton Hardin?

  You were with Liv.

• 29:53Cameron Kennedy?

  She would've said yes.

• 29:54Peyton Hardin?

  No, this one was nasty.

• 29:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, then no. If it's one of those ones where I just gotta go eat dinner with you, talk to you about your old, like, your old life? And then you give me like 400 bones?

• 30:02Peyton Hardin?

  No, she wanted me. She wanted all of me. I was willing and able to.

• 30:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 30:08Peyton Hardin?

  But, okay, so basically, yes, I've tried to have a sugar mama before. I still get the DMs, but a lot of them are from men, and now I'm a little more, ah.

• 30:18Peyton Hardin?

  But back with the women, I was like, yes.

• 30:21Peyton Hardin?

  So.

• 30:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God.

• 30:24Peyton Hardin?

  I was going through my requested DMs, and there's a girl, not a girl, that's a, that's a woman.

• 30:30Cameron Kennedy?

  That was, that was a grown woman.

• 30:32Peyton Hardin?

  And she, she was one of those where there'd be a little overlap on the plane, right? Right? A lot of ma, like, like the birthday makeup on the profile picture, right? Right? Well, you know what I mean? Like, an overwhelming amount of animals you got at your house, not enough square footage to house them. Like, but I was, but I was, she had, she had it, though. I don't know what it was, a VA check or something? But she had it, and she was willing to, to share the wealth. So, she's DMing me, and she was like, hey, uh, something flirty, like, you look so good. Uh, she was like, how would you feel about making, like, $8,000 a month?

• 31:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh!

• 31:07Peyton Hardin?

  And I was.

• 31:10Peyton Hardin?

  And at the time, I was like, hell yeah, eight grand a month? And I was like, I'm pulling like $400 a month right now. This sounds great.

• 31:19Peyton Hardin?

  So I responded and I said, eyeball emoji. He said, yeah, and then she was just like, um, and she goes, these are my rules. And I was like, I like, I like, tell me what to do, teach.

• 31:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Rules off rip. That's kind of hot. Structure creates security.

• 31:34Peyton Hardin?

  And then, so we were DMing for like a while, but then she kept asking for more images of me to the point where I wasn't going to send, I wasn't going to send that, but I was definitely sending some shirtless pics. You were just like this, you were like, you're like. Yeah, 100%.

• 31:52Peyton Hardin?

  You go.

• 31:55Peyton Hardin?

  It's like, you're like, it's not even a good thing. Yeah. And so she, and then she got a little wicked with it, asked for more. So I was like, no, I'm not ready for that. You go, slow down, man. And then I said, well, can I get your number? Cause I was like, let's not do this on DMs. You know what I mean? Let's get, can I get your number? She gave me her number and I put it into the, the Cash App to find, find out who it was.

• 32:21Peyton Hardin?

  The name's like Vincent James, like the third or something. I was talking to some like 19 year old guy in Atlanta.

• 32:30Peyton Hardin?

  He didn't have that kind of money. I was so disoriented. You should have said, you know what? You're asking for a little too much right now, right? But if you put 4K up front, you give me the front end, I'll get the other four on the back. I'll send you the pictures. Now, I, did you ever receive monetary? No, but I did. Once I found out it was Vincent, I said, look, bro, I know it's you. I was like, if you still got the money, we can do this, but like.

• 32:54Peyton Hardin?

  He said, bro, as long as, as long as you're good for it, I'm good too. He goes, no, you got me. Yeah. So it died. Would you get a sugar mama? Right now? You couldn't. It'd have to go through it. Yeah. Cause if it, again, there's some, like, the immediate thought of it is nasty, freaky, whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's some that just literally, just want a friend and they'll spend money on a friend, which is honestly sad, but hell, sign me up. I think if Pierce got wealthy, he would definitely do that. Pierce, you'd be a sugar daddy.

• 33:25Peyton Hardin?

  So we're calling Pierce 60 years old, wealthy, by himself. Wealthy 60 year old Pierce by himself, he's definitely going to be a sugar. Oh my God. No, he's definitely going to go to SMU and be like.

• 33:37Cameron Kennedy?

  You wanna know how to start your jeans right, boy? And I go, "What the [__] boy?" "Boy." That's Pierce.

• 33:46Peyton Hardin?

  Oh yeah, but who's he talking to?

• 33:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh... I go, "Uh, you didn't say SMU, you said..." No, but I would, I, back in the day, I would've. I would've for sure, yeah.

• 34:03Cameron Kennedy?

  You, okay, I have, I have a story that you, it jogged into my memory.

• 34:07Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, tell me.

• 34:07Cameron Kennedy?

  You said when those, those women looked like, you said at a certain age, you know they're gonna touch you, right?

• 34:12Peyton Hardin?

  Excuse me?

• 34:13Cameron Kennedy?

  You said, okay, you said that, not me. There's a lot of context, I took the key part.

• 34:17Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, but just in case somebody's coming in right now randomly.

• 34:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, just in case. You say, during conversations, the elderly like to touch. During conversations, you said when that group of the old hot woman came in, you said they're the type-

• 34:29Peyton Hardin?

  They're a handsy bunch.

• 34:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, that's what I'm saying, that's what I'm-

• 34:31Peyton Hardin?

  Once people get older, they get a little more handsy.

• 34:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Exactly. So, I'm in Costco this past week, like, two days ago, actually. Me, Liv, Malachi, we're in there shopping, doing normal stuff, we stop and look at, um, I don't even know the actual name of, like, little lanterns that you would line your driveway in.

• 34:46Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, nice.

• 34:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Like little lights.

• 34:47Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, like outdoor lights.

• 34:49Cameron Kennedy?

  We're, we're stopping, we're just examining the box, maybe thirty seconds, and this guy comes up, and he's not quite that crowd, maybe five, six years away from it. The first thing he does to me goes like this. Oh, right in my side, right in my side, he goes, "Ain't that so," and he just starts the conversation. I literally went, "What the [__]?" He's just sitting there.

• 35:11Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 35:11Cameron Kennedy?

  And he goes, he said, "Don't get those," that was his first word, "Don't get those." And I'm, I, my immediate, what would your thought be? This is a deranged fan. He at least knows me.

• 35:21Peyton Hardin?

  No, my, at my first thought, I'd be like-

• 35:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, well, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna, but I'm saying, okay, he's gonna, hopefully, he takes it full circle. It's some funny, "Oh, I love the show, by the way." No. Regular guy slaps me in the ribs, goes, "Don't buy them sons of-"

• 35:37Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 35:38Cameron Kennedy?

  I go, what was that one? And he goes, oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, man. I'm sorry. I'm just, yeah, just don't get them. I go, why? He goes, man, cuz I got these same things. Someone came and mowed my grass. They took and cleaned out. Just laid them on the ground. I came home to eight holes and eight bent sticks. So don't buy them. I go, sir, isn't that the? Why did you should have told him not to take them up?

• 35:58Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 35:59Cameron Kennedy?

  And he goes, man, you're not listening to me. Slaps me again.

• 36:01Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 36:02Cameron Kennedy?

  So at this point, I'm like, okay, this grown man has hit me twice. And they're borderline hits.

• 36:07Peyton Hardin?

  It's like a little sting on.

• 36:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Backhand. I'm like, why the? Why does he keep touching?

• 36:12Peyton Hardin?

  Mm hmm.

• 36:13Cameron Kennedy?

  And then he says it again. He goes, man, the mowing people, I should have told them, but they didn't do it. Now I'm down 200 bucks. Costco didn't do anything about it. Don't buy them. And I lit, I kid you not, I asked him, I was like, I was like, are you okay? Like, is everything good? And his wife, now I don't know what this means. I'm just being honest.

• 36:29Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 36:30Cameron Kennedy?

  His wife calls him, Daryl was his name.

• 36:32Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 36:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Don't make your own assumptions, but his name was Daryl.

• 36:34Peyton Hardin?

  God bless.

• 36:35Cameron Kennedy?

  She said, Daryl, man, come over here. Leave that boy alone. Okay?

• 36:38Peyton Hardin?

  Hmm.

• 36:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Daryl goes, man, I'm just telling you, save you some hassle. Don't buy him now. And he's going and he's leaving. He goes to his wife.

• 36:44Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 36:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Daryl turns his back. His wife looks at me, kid you not. This is exactly what she did. She goes.

• 36:52Cameron Kennedy?

  So now, now I took it with a grain of salt.

• 36:55Peyton Hardin?

  My husband's crazy.

• 36:56Cameron Kennedy?

  But like, if your own wife is saying, well, it wasn't like a joke. And I'm, I'm sorry, sweetie. He's all over the place. She, it was like, she went, she went, now Daryl, come over here. She was like, I'm sorry. And I literally was like, I was like, I was like, what if? But my thought process, what if I wasn't me? What if I was another guy?

• 37:15Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 37:15Cameron Kennedy?

  That took that hit. I'm not so showing everything. And I'm like, hey, man, don't touch me.

• 37:19Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 37:19Cameron Kennedy?

  What if he just went, what you?

• 37:20Peyton Hardin?

  Oh.

• 37:21Cameron Kennedy?

  What if, who, why is he doing that?

• 37:24Peyton Hardin?

  That's a lot.

• 37:25Cameron Kennedy?

  A little much, but that's where my mind went.

• 37:26Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yeah. So what's your question?

• 37:28Cameron Kennedy?

  No, the touching, the touching, the old age.

• 37:31Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 37:31Cameron Kennedy?

  He was right there.

• 37:32Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, 100%.

• 37:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Touching and why do they touch?

• 37:34Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know. That, they're a very physical group.

• 37:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Thing or something.

• 37:37Peyton Hardin?

  I think it's times were different. I think there are a lot more, I think there was a lot more acceptable acting. You know what my grandpa said that I can't repeat?

• 37:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah.

• 37:44Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. There's a lot more things that were. Yeah.

• 37:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, that will never hit air.

• 37:51Peyton Hardin?

  I forgot about that. Holy shit. Lot more things back then that were acceptable then that aren't acceptable now. Like now, we're very antisocial, right?

• 38:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, we're antisocial and they're very...

• 38:04Peyton Hardin?

  They're very, because all they had was face-to-face conversations back in the day.

• 38:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Better life.

• 38:09Peyton Hardin?

  Right? Probably.

• 38:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Probably.

• 38:11Peyton Hardin?

  Right, and so the only world they knew was the world in front of them. So there's like, I see these same seventeen people at Target, this is my whole world right here.

• 38:18Cameron Kennedy?

  So I can slap Jimmy in the ribs if I talk to him.

• 38:20Peyton Hardin?

  And so they see you and they're like, "Look at that corn-fed white man, like, I like that one."

• 38:24Cameron Kennedy?

  He goes, "Dump bottles, what?"

• 38:25Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, and I was like, "Ow."

• 38:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Hundred percent. What are, okay, you just said something.

• 38:29Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 38:30Cameron Kennedy?

  What other parts of life back then do you think is better than now?

• 38:34Peyton Hardin?

  For you, would probably be a lot.

• 38:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 38:37Peyton Hardin?

  Never mind. We're gonna go right past that one. Yum, straight past that, clean slate, we're good. Never mind.

• 38:44Cameron Kennedy?

  CJ's like, "God, Gloria, I'm bored too late."

• 38:46Peyton Hardin?

  CJ's like, "God, I wanted to hear about it."

• 38:52Peyton Hardin?

  We turn, he's like... He's jotting down notes.

• 38:55Cameron Kennedy?

  You said, so what was he saying about the lights? He said whenever you...

• 38:58Peyton Hardin?

  He said that he bought the same ones I was looking at.

• 39:01Cameron Kennedy?

  And they weren't in the box?

• 39:02Peyton Hardin?

  No, oh no! His complaint, that's what I'm saying, his complaint was, it was so external.

• 39:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 39:08Peyton Hardin?

  He was mad because a landscaping company, when they did his grass...

• 39:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, they messed him up.

• 39:12Peyton Hardin?

  ...ripped him up out of the ground.

• 39:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, that's...

• 39:14Peyton Hardin?

  And that's why I was like, "Sir, that's not Costco's fault, the product's fault." I'm like, "That's your people..."

• 39:19Cameron Kennedy?

  He's a psychopath.

• 39:20Peyton Hardin?

  His wife went... Now, I was like... Now, I thought he was saying like when he bought something and he took it home, it wasn't the same. Because I had that experience this weekend too, right? I went through this whole thing where I was reading comments after last week, we talked about how I bathe, how I dry off, a lot of people getting on me, and a lot of y'all being so mean to me in the comments, right? So, I was like, I had a day of inspiration. I always have one or two a month where I'm like, "I'm gonna change my life." Like, I think everybody has that.

• 39:50Cameron Kennedy?

  So, that is so real.

• 39:51Peyton Hardin?

  Right, everybody has that one day a month that they're like, "This is it."

• 39:55Cameron Kennedy?

  He's like, "God, I gotta be better."

• 39:57Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, mine always happened like, middle of like 4 a.m. I'm gonna like, "I'm gonna wake up at seven." "I'm gonna eat breakfast." "And I'm gonna work out." I wake up at 1:30 p.m.

• 40:12Peyton Hardin?

  I feel like a lot of people, I feel like you wake up, uh, and this is sad, but I feel like some days I could see your first word, your first audible word is to go.

• 40:23Peyton Hardin?

  Every, every morning, dude. Every morning, I'm like, again, help.

• 40:31Peyton Hardin?

  So sad, it's so true, but.

• 40:38Peyton Hardin?

  Like it's a.

• 40:41Peyton Hardin?

  And then I hear CJ downstairs, I'm like, no, no. No, when will it? It's just going full blown crazy. CJ's just.

• 40:51Peyton Hardin?

  And then Pierce texts me, I'm like, when is it gonna end?

• 40:55Peyton Hardin?

  Did I FaceTime you? He can't FaceTime me and I'm just like.

• 41:06Peyton Hardin?

  And then can't FaceTime me and I'm like, nah, no, I'm just not even gonna do the joke.

• 41:12Peyton Hardin?

  No, but okay, what happened this weekend is. CJ's having a panic attack back there. I want you to edit. So, I went, I had the day where I was like, I'm changing my life. I need to do better, right? The house cleaner came.

• 41:30Peyton Hardin?

  The house cleaner came, the house already cleaned, so step one, that makes it easier for me, right? You can think. Now, like, I don't have, like, chips and dust and. A little bit decayed and some mold. Like, I found like a, like a chicken wing, like, right, like, behind my nightstand. And I was like, something's gotta get fixed, right? So, I was like, I'm gonna go out to Target, I'm gonna buy a bunch of daily essential things I need, right? I went and got, um, some under eye. Cream, nice. Things that you like rub on your eye to make the puffiness and the darkness go away. I was like, that seems like I need that. Uh, I went and got like, I, I, I got, um, a hand scrub thing for the shower because I'm tired of using my palm. There you go!

• 42:11Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, only because I, a little bit, something almost went in one time, I was going too hard, I said, woo, so I was like, let me get a little scrubber, right?

• 42:21Peyton Hardin?

  I got some rubbing alcohol for my earring backs.

• 42:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 42:25Peyton Hardin?

  Because I was going like this and then I went like that and I said. So.

• 42:29Cameron Kennedy?

  He said, bro, this day is so.

• 42:32Peyton Hardin?

  Hundred percent. Dog, ladies, if you want to see if you love your man or not, this is the real test. And if your man wears earrings, tell him to take his earrings out and smell them.

• 42:44Peyton Hardin?

  No, you gotta like rub your, rub your earring bag and then smell it with your finger.

• 42:53Cameron Kennedy?

  It's not, it's not terrible.

• 42:54Peyton Hardin?

  Mine, mine is literally a morgue.

• 42:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Mine just smells kinda like a, I mean, just kinda like metal.

• 43:00Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, that's good for you. Well, mine's filled with, my keloids are popping back here, but anyway.

• 43:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 43:08Peyton Hardin?

  One of the things I got was mouthwash. I ran out of mouthwash. I always use mouthwash. I always use it a lot of times in place of brush.

• 43:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I was about to say, in substitute.

• 43:16Peyton Hardin?

  So I get the same mouthwash I get every single time, right? Uh, did impact. So I grab it, I take it home, right? It's nighttime, I'm actually brushing my teeth. I'm going in there. Time to mouthwash now. Go to bed, mouthwash. Every time you open a new mouthwash, you take the cap off and then there's that, there's that paper, right?

• 43:40Peyton Hardin?

  I unscrew it, no paper there. I can see directly into the mouthwash.

• 43:45Peyton Hardin?

  I'm looking at it, there's fizzy bubbles, like it's fizzy in there, like somebody put a little bit of something in there.

• 43:52Peyton Hardin?

  It's like a third of it is gone.

• 43:55Cameron Kennedy?

  And you're just noticing this.

• 43:57Peyton Hardin?

  It's the first time I've used it.

• 43:58Cameron Kennedy?

  But I'm saying, oh, oh, okay, nevermind, nevermind.

• 44:01Peyton Hardin?

  This is the first time I, yeah, this is a new one that I just now got and I'm using it.

• 44:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 44:05Peyton Hardin?

  I'm still using it, but what would you do in that situation? Because the kind of mouthwash you know that I get.

• 44:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 44:12Peyton Hardin?

  It's expensive mouthwash.

• 44:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. If I opened it, the plastic was gone.

• 44:16Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 44:17Cameron Kennedy?

  And it's fizzing.

• 44:18Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it's like.

• 44:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Where I can almost hear it.

• 44:19Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it's like, like a Dasani when you open it up.

• 44:21Cameron Kennedy?

  It has to go in the trash can.

• 44:22Peyton Hardin?

  Right. I still use it.

• 44:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Have you had any side effects? Any, any, any droopiness, any laziness?

• 44:30Peyton Hardin?

  I think, bro, something, I'm so messed up. It, it's like to a point where it kind of just fits in, right? It's like, it's not gonna stop the train. It's not gonna, it's just adding more luggage onto the train. It's like, yep, this ship has sailed.

• 44:42Cameron Kennedy?

  You start going, God, what is that feeling in my neck? And you sit down, it's like, ah.

• 44:47Peyton Hardin?

  I'm like a little more pain in the left side this morning, but you know what? We're just gonna push, we're gonna push through it.

• 44:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, shit.

• 44:57Cameron Kennedy?

  God, that's funny, but not funny. Funny, but not funny.

• 45:00Peyton Hardin?

  Um, go ahead.

• 45:01Cameron Kennedy?

  So we went, we went to Oklahoma this past weekend for Easter.

• 45:03Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 45:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Hanging out with family and everything. And the conversation of, is Malachi gonna be a good kid? A Hellraiser, a little minion?

• 45:13Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, is your son gonna be good?

• 45:15Cameron Kennedy?

  That got brought up, right? So we started throwing scenarios out.

• 45:18Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 45:18Cameron Kennedy?

  One of the scenarios that were thrown out, I'm going to now place it onto you. And I want your God's honest truth of what you would do in this situation.

• 45:27Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 45:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay?

• 45:27Peyton Hardin?

  And this is about your son?

• 45:28Cameron Kennedy?

  It's about my son.

• 45:29Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, God, it's not gonna go well.

• 45:30Cameron Kennedy?

  About my son, high school age.

• 45:32Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, God.

• 45:33Cameron Kennedy?

  We'll call it sophomore year, 15, 16.

• 45:36Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, this isn't gonna be good.

• 45:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, so the scenario is you, you are driving to our house. You left something, you came over for a card night, a poker night, whatever, with the dads. That's old, but you came over, you left something, you're coming to grab it, right? You hit Malachi, hey, can you bring this outside for me?

• 45:54Peyton Hardin?

  I text your son to bring me something out of your house.

• 45:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Bring this outside. He comes outside, he brings it to you, you get out of the car to chop it up with your nephew for a little bit.

• 46:02Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 46:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, he hands you the thing, pulls out a cigarette,

• 46:10Cameron Kennedy?

  and then looks you in the eye and goes, stand up straight when you're talking to me.

• 46:19Peyton Hardin?

  I need to know, I need to know how you're gonna discipline your nephew? And if it's, if it's too extreme for mom and dad, if it's, if it's on the line, I need to know. So, one more time, he hands you the item, he goes,

• 46:35Peyton Hardin?

  "Stand up straight when you're talking to me." It's funny. It's hilarious. That's funny. First of all, I wouldn't even discipline Malcolm, I'm beating your- To think you raised your son to think he could talk to me that way? Are you crazy? That'd be his last cigarette he's ever looked at.

• 46:54Cameron Kennedy?

  So, do you, do you smack it out of his mouth? Do you choke him? Do you say, "What the hell?"

• 46:57Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, you think I'm joking? I'm literally gonna laugh at your son and find you.

• 47:03Cameron Kennedy?

  You're, you're gonna fight me?

• 47:04Peyton Hardin?

  That's your fault!

• 47:05Cameron Kennedy?

  You're gonna let him smoke the cigarette?

• 47:06Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it's your fault! He's not my kid!

• 47:08Cameron Kennedy?

  It's not my fault?

• 47:08Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, it is.

• 47:09Cameron Kennedy?

  It's your fault. You said from a young age, you're gonna build a super tight bond so you know when he's doing the bad-

• 47:13Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not his-

• 47:13Cameron Kennedy?

  -you're not gonna come back to me. I hope you heard that here first, Malcolm.

• 47:15Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not his father.

• 47:16Cameron Kennedy?

  But you can't, if, if neither one of us knew he was sm- he was smoking-

• 47:19Peyton Hardin?

  It's not my job to discipline your kid.

• 47:21Cameron Kennedy?

  But you can!

• 47:22Peyton Hardin?

  I'm disciplining you.

• 47:24Cameron Kennedy?

  That's not your job either!

• 47:26Peyton Hardin?

  You don't have the huevos.

• 47:27Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I don't know-

• 47:29Peyton Hardin?

  To discipline-

• 47:29Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know what's going on.

• 47:30Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, you're a bad dad then?

• 47:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Then yeah, that'd be a bad dad.

• 47:31Peyton Hardin?

  You're a bad dad. If you can't smell the Marlboros downstairs, what are you talking about?

• 47:36Cameron Kennedy?

  But no, I'm not home, lives not home. He does, he, he, he's, he's master level. You hid things from your parents.

• 47:41Peyton Hardin?

  Not no cigarettes.

• 47:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Exactly, but let's say-

• 47:44Peyton Hardin?

  If you can, if you can hide cigarettes from your parents, your parents suck.

• 47:49Cameron Kennedy?

  But let's just say, in, in this scenario, he's master level.

• 47:52Peyton Hardin?

  I'm beating your ass, Cam.

• 47:54Cameron Kennedy?

  So, you wouldn't-

• 47:55Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not joking, I'm not pouting.

• 47:57Cameron Kennedy?

  You failed me-

• 47:58Peyton Hardin?

  Because I'm not gonna beat him-

• 47:58Cameron Kennedy?

  You failed me in that moment.

• 47:59Peyton Hardin?

  Because I'm not going to do what I want to do to like, he's 16, I'm not doing that.

• 48:03Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you're not doing-

• 48:04Peyton Hardin?

  So, I'm doing-

• 48:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Put hands on him.

• 48:05Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I would though, right? If he's saying, "Stand up when you're talking." "Sit down and, whoa, boy." That's crazy.

• 48:14Cameron Kennedy?

  "Stand up straight when you're talking to me."

• 48:15Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, really?

• 48:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Really?

• 48:23Peyton Hardin?

  And then you just look at him? Somebody give me my shoe, please.

• 48:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, dude. We were talking about it and I literally said, "I have to say that to Paige."

• 48:33Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, that's so extreme.

• 48:35Cameron Kennedy?

  That is, that's so, that's why I wanted to hear your answer.

• 48:37Peyton Hardin?

  No, I would gently come after you.

• 48:39Cameron Kennedy?

  But what are you gonna do to me?

• 48:41Peyton Hardin?

  I can't say it on the internet.

• 48:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, what would you?

• 48:43Peyton Hardin?

  I can't say it.

• 48:44Cameron Kennedy?

  You'd hurt.

• 48:44Peyton Hardin?

  It'd hurt. I'll tell you that much.

• 48:55Cameron Kennedy?

  You know, we talked a lot about eating and you were eating by yourself earlier today and we talked about food and it made me think, I genuinely don't like the way you eat, though. You're doing all these solo dinners and I think it's another, like a layer, another layer is so no one has to watch you. Do the shit you do. You do, you do something that is very wrong to me.

• 49:14Peyton Hardin?

  I think I'm the most proper eater around, the way I flip my fork and everything.

• 49:17Cameron Kennedy?

  You eat, no, proper eater is wild. You eat like a child. You eat like a kid.

• 49:23Peyton Hardin?

  How so?

• 49:24Cameron Kennedy?

  You eat like a kid. When you, when you cut meats, you don't cut it proper.

• 49:27Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, I do. No, no, no. Yes, I do.

• 49:30Cameron Kennedy?

  How do you cut steak?

• 49:31Peyton Hardin?

  How do I cut steak? Where's my fork and knife?

• 49:34Cameron Kennedy?

  You don't get a fork and knife. Imagine it.

• 49:35Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, so.

• 49:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Remotes.

• 49:38Peyton Hardin?

  Sorry for the audio listeners, this won't be good for you. You stab, no, I'm left handed. I'm not trying to see what hand I use.

• 49:45Cameron Kennedy?

  See, the fact you don't know is weird.

• 49:46Peyton Hardin?

  Well, I'm ambidextrous. I have superpowers, so. Fork, here.

• 49:52Cameron Kennedy?

  You go. You're just like.

• 49:54Peyton Hardin?

  Fork here, turned away from me.

• 49:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 49:57Peyton Hardin?

  Cut, look, eat.

• 50:01Cameron Kennedy?

  See, you wish you were that proper, but that, that's not even.

• 50:02Peyton Hardin?

  That's exactly how I eat steak.

• 50:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, fine, we'll give you that one.

• 50:05Peyton Hardin?

  100% I eat steak.

• 50:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Something you absolutely can't deny and it's gonna be in your grave with you. The way you eat french fries is an abomination and it's and I don't stand for it.

• 50:15Peyton Hardin?

  I've never thought about the way I eat french fries.

• 50:17Cameron Kennedy?

  You do two things that are criminally wrong that remind me of children. One, you eat all of the fries or all of the sandwich before you mix and match.

• 50:25Peyton Hardin?

  That's all a cart.

• 50:25Cameron Kennedy?

  McDonald's isn't in segregation. You can enjoy both of them together. You don't have to go all fries or all burgers. Enjoy your food together. That's why it's a meal. They come together. And the second thing you do, oh, you're not speaking. The second thing you do, you put your fries directly, directly on your molar and you don't chew like a normal man. You go.

• 50:46Peyton Hardin?

  That is not true.

• 50:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, don't you-

• 50:48Peyton Hardin?

  That is not true.

• 50:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Lie in front of everyone, lie in front of everyone.

• 50:51Peyton Hardin?

  On everything I love, I've never done that. On everything I love, I've never done-

• 50:55Cameron Kennedy?

  How do you eat french fries?

• 50:57Peyton Hardin?

  I grab the whole bunch if I can.

• 50:58Cameron Kennedy?

  First-

• 50:59Peyton Hardin?

  And I go like this. It's as much, see CJ knows, I go like this. I grab a whole handful-

• 51:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Why are you grabbing so many? That's another thing. You just gave me more ammo.

• 51:09Peyton Hardin?

  I'm almost seven foot tall, Cam, I'm not a little girl. I need a lot of [BLEEP] food at once.

• 51:13Cameron Kennedy?

  But you don't mangle and go, "Oh, oh, oh."

• 51:16Peyton Hardin?

  How do you eat a french fry?

• 51:17Cameron Kennedy?

  One by one, enjoy it, maybe two at most.

• 51:20Peyton Hardin?

  You're a little-

• 51:23Peyton Hardin?

  Dude. If you eat a french fry, I want, like, grow up.

• 51:26Cameron Kennedy?

  You're grabbing-

• 51:27Peyton Hardin?

  You literally have a child-

• 51:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Exactly.

• 51:29Peyton Hardin?

  And hair on your, "Oh." Eat the french fries like, "Oh man."

• 51:32Cameron Kennedy?

  One, middle of your mouth. I've, I've physically watched you put it to the molar. I've seen that before.

• 51:36Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, no you-

• 51:37Cameron Kennedy?

  If you're doing this now, maybe this is your new thing, you're-

• 51:39Peyton Hardin?

  I do, I've never done that. Now you're lying on the internet. And in front of Christ. It's gonna be a hard time for you to get into-

• 51:44Cameron Kennedy?

  You're gonna, you're gonna have to write a, a very detailed letter to get into the pearly gates.

• 51:48Peyton Hardin?

  So you think it's more normal to go one by one on a french fry than two? Or more?

• 51:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh-

• 51:52Peyton Hardin?

  Let it score?

• 51:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Yours is 12 or more, it's not two or more.

• 51:55Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, well-

• 51:56Cameron Kennedy?

  You go- You're grabbing a handful, a pile. And you haven't even tasted your burger.

• 52:02Peyton Hardin?

  Cam-

• 52:02Cameron Kennedy?

  How disappointing would that be?

• 52:03Peyton Hardin?

  Now that's a normal thing I do. I cannot eat my french fries and my burger at the same time.

• 52:08Cameron Kennedy?

  That's-

• 52:09Peyton Hardin?

  I cannot eat sides of any kind and my food at the same time.

• 52:13Cameron Kennedy?

  That is nonsense.

• 52:14Peyton Hardin?

  I feel like that's the way God made it.

• 52:15Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's not.

• 52:16Peyton Hardin?

  I feel like that's what Jesus wanted when he landed.

• 52:18Cameron Kennedy?

  If, if that's what Jesus wanted, it would be served all step by step. They wouldn't bring you everything at once. They would not give you your mashed potatoes and your corn and maybe your lobster mac and your steak and some bread.

• 52:28Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I'm not talking about your rich people dining, I'm talking about simple fast food. I'm talking about simple fast food.

• 52:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Combo. We're gonna combine. It's literally a combination.

• 52:38Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, if it was a true combo, the fries would be in the burger. Ooh, I think that's a cook.

• 52:45Cameron Kennedy?

  No, cuz it's the side that comes on the side of it.

• 52:47Peyton Hardin?

  A side, right? So I'm eating it on the side, I'm not gonna eat it with-

• 52:51Cameron Kennedy?

  You eat it, yeah, you eat it on the side, you don't eat it with the burger, but you eat it at the same time. That's the whole point.

• 52:56Peyton Hardin?

  I am eating it the same, it's the same sit-down, I'm eating them at different times though. I feel like it's greedy. I feel like, and it's a little bit of gluttony. If you're like this, if you're like- I eat that fast.

• 53:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Like that's, like who are you? Slow down. Like I, I paid for this. It's not going anywhere.

• 53:14Peyton Hardin?

  It's not. I'm gonna enjoy my side. I'm gonna enjoy my french fries.

• 53:17Cameron Kennedy?

  But you don't. You are a lord of portions. You don't finish anything.

• 53:21Peyton Hardin?

  Now that's an ADHD thing.

• 53:22Cameron Kennedy?

  You don't finish. I have crippling ADHD and I finish my.

• 53:27Peyton Hardin?

  Y'all didn't mean for YouTube.

• 53:29Cameron Kennedy?

  It's a difference.

• 53:30Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 53:31Cameron Kennedy?

  But you do not finish anything you come in contact with.

• 53:37Peyton Hardin?

  No, that's a, that's a.

• 53:37Cameron Kennedy?

  The lord of portions.

• 53:39Peyton Hardin?

  That's a, that's a definite thing. I don't know where that came from.

• 53:41Cameron Kennedy?

  That's gotta be.

• 53:42Peyton Hardin?

  I, I Googled it. No, I Googled it. It's ADHD. It's like, it's like, it's like a, it's like a little bit of things.

• 53:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Then why do I finish everything?

• 53:49Peyton Hardin?

  And other people.

• 53:50Cameron Kennedy?

  You are fat. You're fat.

• 53:56Peyton Hardin?

  Fat. That, that, that, that, that.

• 54:00Peyton Hardin?

  I'm just kidding, buddy. You look good. I, I don't mean to call you that. I say that for jokes. And honestly, you're doing better than me. Somebody loves you. Your wife.

• 54:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. People love you too. Don't say that.

• 54:10Peyton Hardin?

  No, a lot. No. Oh, I know that. No, I'm just, that was never a question. I'll promise you, I wasn't ever like worried about that much, you know?

• 54:19Cameron Kennedy?

  I see you. Okay.

• 54:20Peyton Hardin?

  But you know, you did find love. Congratulations. You, you got married.

• 54:25Cameron Kennedy?

  How long ago was that?

• 54:25Peyton Hardin?

  Thank you. Where are we going with this?

• 54:27Cameron Kennedy?

  How long ago was that?

• 54:28Peyton Hardin?

  Uh, coming up on three years. You almost got me like, you almost put me on the spot. That was a quick answer. I had to think.

• 54:32Cameron Kennedy?

  What's your anniversary?

• 54:33Peyton Hardin?

  Uh, 28th of May.

• 54:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Why did I answer like, like I'm a hundred years in the past. 28th of May.

• 54:39Peyton Hardin?

  Why, yeah, who?

• 54:40Cameron Kennedy?

  28th.

• 54:41Peyton Hardin?

  You say like, dude, you know, it's always bothered me.

• 54:43Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 54:44Peyton Hardin?

  Whenever like on certain documents, the day goes before the month and year. Dog. When I first figured that out, I was like, they changed how many months we got. We're like.

• 54:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 54:55Peyton Hardin?

  I was like they hit an update.

• 54:56Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like, uh, Europe, right? They, they do that. They do the date, like the day of the month and then the month.

• 55:02Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I've never been there. I actually just got my passport. So I don't, I don't know. You want me to call somebody the, the French ambassador?

• 55:08Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm saying.

• 55:09Peyton Hardin?

  Who has this information?

• 55:10Cameron Kennedy?

  You've never seen like a foreign document?

• 55:16Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, but timeout. If we've both seen it, then where did it come from? Ms. Winkler. She used to write them like that. And then Ms. Eisenhower in the 4th grade.

• 55:25Peyton Hardin?

  Ms. Eisenhower in the 4th grade, dad. Ms. Winkler would write her doc- dude, they're- Sometimes. Your- dude, your class was doomed. Your class was- I had the best class ever. No, you did not. Ms. Winkler is a saint of a woman and sometimes she comments on the YouTube videos still. I hope she's doing well. Ms. Winkler, you're fantastic. You're so- You never met her. Why'd you do your dates like that? Never met her. Very strange. Probably would've filed a formal request to be out of your class. But I'm gonna talk about you being married and love in general, right? My For You page recently has been like so heavily on marriage and like people crying at the altar and stuff like that. First of all- Take all the energy.

• 56:02Peyton Hardin?

  He said, "Get up!"

• 56:05Peyton Hardin?

  No, I'm saying, I- I seen all these extravagant engagements, like these proposals. Extravagant proposals. Balloons and- And doves. And they rent out half the ocean and stuff like that, you know what I mean? On cliffs. Now, I never realized it, but now-

• 56:28Peyton Hardin?

  Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, breathe, nope.

• 56:33Peyton Hardin?

  I've never realized it. But in proposing seems very expensive. Depends on how you do it. Yours is gonna be crazy. No, oh, no it's not. Because I think about mitigating cost on my proposal.

• 56:48Peyton Hardin?

  Let me know if this is crazy.

• 56:51Peyton Hardin?

  Okay. Is it wild to propose without a ring?

• 56:56Peyton Hardin?

  Now, now, let me, let me cook. Oh, no way! Cause that seems a little too pricey.

• 57:07Cameron Kennedy?

  I thought you were about to say, is it crazy to propose like at a nice, normal steak dinner? You said, can I do no ring? Can I do it without the ring? I thought you were about to die down this big scale I had you at and just have a normal, nice proposal? You said, no ring?

• 57:23Peyton Hardin?

  No, I'll make it nice. Oh, we can go to the beach. I'll get the candles and all that.

• 57:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Are you out of your, are you listening to yourself? You're out of your mind?

• 57:32Peyton Hardin?

  I think that's completely fine.

• 57:33Cameron Kennedy?

  You're gonna rent a beach and go and get candles and a nice luau and have some guy with a little banjo?

• 57:38Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, but I don't want to spend 20 bands on a ring!

• 57:40Cameron Kennedy?

  But you don't have the ring?

• 57:41Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 57:41Cameron Kennedy?

  It all means nothing without the ring. It means nothing.

• 57:45Peyton Hardin?

  That's not fair.

• 57:46Cameron Kennedy?

  How, who have you seen go like this? Will you be mine?

• 57:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Are you gonna handshake her?

• 57:54Peyton Hardin?

  Will you marry me?

• 57:56Cameron Kennedy?

  David Blaine, you go, yeah, like, we can pinky promise or something. Technically, it's the same thing. Peyton, I hope, I hope, my god, I hope every woman that sees this comes after you and tries to knock some sense into you.

• 58:09Peyton Hardin?

  Don't hurt.

• 58:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Proposing without the ring.

• 58:12Peyton Hardin?

  I think, okay, but understand, I'm mitigating cost, right? Because if I'm renting, I'm renting out the beach. Half the beach, it's ours tonight, right? These candles, expensive. This light, expensive. This photographer, expensive. The videographer, expensive. The dinner we're gonna go to after, it's expensive. We've been together for long enough, trust me. Hey, I promise you, I'm really proposing to you.

• 58:36Cameron Kennedy?

  She, she's going to say, I don't want the video that that guy takes if there's not a ring in it. I don't want to eat that surf and turf if there's no ring on my head. I don't want pictures of me being proposed to if there's not a fucking ring!

• 58:48Peyton Hardin?

  I understand, but isn't that a-

• 58:49Cameron Kennedy?

  It's all wasted!

• 58:50Peyton Hardin?

  I understand, but isn't that a little kind of rude?

• 58:54Cameron Kennedy?

  It's a little kind of rude to be-

• 58:56Peyton Hardin?

  Right? Just because I don't want to pay-

• 58:57Cameron Kennedy?

  A little bit?

• 58:58Peyton Hardin?

  So I, so-

• 58:59Cameron Kennedy?

  She would rather you-

• 59:00Peyton Hardin?

  Me saying, me saying, I want to marry you means nothing unless I spend 20 bands?

• 59:04Cameron Kennedy?

  First off-

• 59:05Peyton Hardin?

  Or however, I don't know how much-

• 59:06Cameron Kennedy?

  I was about to say, you're, hey, you're a good man. Good, hell of a ring.

• 59:09Peyton Hardin?

  A thousand dollars?

• 59:10Cameron Kennedy?

  First off, that's like, hey, let's get married, no wedding, off rip.

• 59:15Peyton Hardin?

  That's fine.

• 59:15Cameron Kennedy?

  No, but that's immediate. You're proposing without the ring.

• 59:19Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's not true.

• 59:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, it is.

• 59:22Peyton Hardin?

  How?

• 59:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Because this is the sign of it.

• 59:25Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 59:26Cameron Kennedy?

  It's the sign of we are doing this.

• 59:28Peyton Hardin?

  Watch this.

• 59:29Cameron Kennedy?

  This is my token of appreciation. It doesn't have to be the actual ring.

• 59:32Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, no, stop talking so much, right? So, so, when you got engaged, right?

• 59:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 59:38Peyton Hardin?

  Where was your ring?

• 59:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Doesn't work like that. Societal standards doesn't work like that. That's society. You're not winning an argument. That's society.

• 59:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Ah, hey, hey!

• 1:00:15Cameron Kennedy?

  It's not how it works, it...

• 1:00:18Cameron Kennedy?

  All of that shows a minute break that you like that Australian girl just did.

• 1:00:22Peyton Hardin?

  Wait, okay, but I'm a progressive man. I'm an ally. I believe in equal rights. You know, I believe everybody should be treated the same. Man, woman, everybody in between, dog, cat, elephant, everybody. So why does it... Why can I be progressive in everything else, but I can't be progressive in the proposal?

• 1:00:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God. That's like saying, hey, let's...

• 1:00:46Peyton Hardin?

  Do you smell that? I think somebody's cooking. Oh, wait, that's me.

• 1:00:49Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's not. No, it's not. No, no, girl... Okay, I'll be honest. Girls would lie and say, oh, it's okay. In her soul...

• 1:00:57Peyton Hardin?

  You don't know my girl.

• 1:00:58Cameron Kennedy?

  She would be hurt. In her soul, she would be hurt.

• 1:01:00Peyton Hardin?

  You don't know my girl.

• 1:01:00Cameron Kennedy?

  If you spent... Let's just say, let's call it 20 bands to get the... Let's call it 30 thou... Half a beach? You got half a beach, a videographer, photographer, a nice surf and turf, and some music? Who's playing the music? Somebody's...

• 1:01:12Peyton Hardin?

  So I'm gonna hire somebody.

• 1:01:13Cameron Kennedy?

  That... Let's call that $30,000.

• 1:01:15Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, so I spend so much money...

• 1:01:16Cameron Kennedy?

  If you spend 30 grand...

• 1:01:17Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 1:01:18Cameron Kennedy?

  And you didn't get her a ring. She would be, she'd be baffled. She'd be baffled.

• 1:01:23Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:01:24Cameron Kennedy?

  She'd say, spend 20 on the ring, use the other 10 to make some. Look, she'd rather you propose to her in a subway with a ring than on a beach with no ring.

• 1:01:32Peyton Hardin?

  That's not true.

• 1:01:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Guaranteed.

• 1:01:34Peyton Hardin?

  I say, what if I say it's coming? Delayed shipping.

• 1:01:36Cameron Kennedy?

  It's, let's name our baby that's not born yet. That's what you're doing to her.

• 1:01:40Peyton Hardin?

  You've done that.

• 1:01:41Cameron Kennedy?

  No, without being pregnant. Let's name our baby without being pregnant.

• 1:01:43Peyton Hardin?

  You did that.

• 1:01:44Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I didn't. I said.

• 1:01:45Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, oh my god!

• 1:01:47Cameron Kennedy?

  We did not name our baby.

• 1:01:48Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god!

• 1:01:49Cameron Kennedy?

  I didn't name.

• 1:01:50Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god!

• 1:01:50Cameron Kennedy?

  You can't name.

• 1:01:53Cameron Kennedy?

  I said, I want to name my kid Malachi.

• 1:01:55Peyton Hardin?

  That's the same thing. What's the difference?

• 1:01:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, move in, let's move in together without the place yet.

• 1:02:01Peyton Hardin?

  We, I've done that. I'm doing that now. I just did.

• 1:02:11Cameron Kennedy?

  How can you move in without a place?

• 1:02:16Cameron Kennedy?

  It was a bad ending for y'all two. How can you move in together if you don't have a place? Proposing, proposing without the ring.

• 1:02:22Peyton Hardin?

  It's the idea. Same thing you did with Malachi.

• 1:02:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Exactly.

• 1:02:24Peyton Hardin?

  He wasn't, he didn't exist. You were barely even knocking those boots yet.

• 1:02:28Cameron Kennedy?

  That was my, that was my point. He doesn't even exist. I, I wanted to name him. You can't.

• 1:02:32Peyton Hardin?

  I wanted to move in with this girl. I want to propose to you. I want to give you a ring.

• 1:02:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Are you wanting to propose or are you proposing?

• 1:02:37Peyton Hardin?

  No, I am proposing, but I want to get you a ring. Delayed shipping. I can't find it yet. I don't know what to do. I don't want to spend that much money. Diamonds are expensive. I'm getting my girl moist tonight.

• 1:02:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, if you happen to be the lucky woman that gets proposed to, you need to have a diamond checker on sight.

• 1:03:02Peyton Hardin?

  They passed diamond check. Sing it!

• 1:03:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Alright, if he says, hey babe, I need you to get your nails done. We're going to a beach. Say, hey, I'm sick. We can't go.

• 1:03:18Peyton Hardin?

  That's fine.

• 1:03:19Cameron Kennedy?

  You go, we got beaches in Texas. Sing it!

• 1:03:23Peyton Hardin?

  I can propose on the side of the bed.

• 1:03:25Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you're tripping.

• 1:03:25Peyton Hardin?

  Would it be bad to propose right after you enjoy the act together?

• 1:03:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Right after your, right after.

• 1:03:32Peyton Hardin?

  I've done that.

• 1:03:35Peyton Hardin?

  You want to get married?

• 1:03:43Cameron Kennedy?

  You've, you've proposed.

• 1:03:45Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, not really.

• 1:03:46Cameron Kennedy?

  While you were rubbing fuzzies.

• 1:03:47Peyton Hardin?

  Not really proposed, but I've, I've asked like, hey, you, you wanna, I want this for the rest of my life. You go, that's unreal. Go Kevin.

• 1:04:00Peyton Hardin?

  Oh.

• 1:04:01Cameron Kennedy?

  I am sweating.

• 1:04:02Peyton Hardin?

  I'm so hot.

• 1:04:03Cameron Kennedy?

  So you're so.

• 1:04:05Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, we don't have to talk about it. But if you show. Patreon, we get, no, we're in a.

• 1:04:10Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no. Oh my God.

• 1:04:15Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, eventually. I feel like when the wedding happens, honestly weddings are two.

• 1:04:20Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you can't say that. You can't.

• 1:04:21Peyton Hardin?

  No, honestly, honestly, honestly, because you were married before your wedding.

• 1:04:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Correct, but you legally have to.

• 1:04:27Peyton Hardin?

  And. Yes, you, you go to the, you go to the courthouse.

• 1:04:30Cameron Kennedy?

  And you get it like, literally like two days before your wedding, two, three days before, you do it legally on paper and then you take that paper and it gets signed by the, the person that ordained you.

• 1:04:39Peyton Hardin?

  And his pa- his pastor was a convict.

• 1:04:40Cameron Kennedy?

  So does it really have like the?

• 1:04:44Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, you wouldn't be surprised.

• 1:04:47Cameron Kennedy?

  No, he wasn't.

• 1:04:47Peyton Hardin?

  He was a mule, dog. He showed up in that Escalade two hours late. What were you doing? What were you doing?

• 1:04:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Is he a family friend? Kinda.

• 1:04:57Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know.

• 1:04:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Was he there this weekend? Was that the same guy?

• 1:05:00Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I listened to him preach. He was going crazy.

• 1:05:03Cameron Kennedy?

  I bet so.

• 1:05:03Peyton Hardin?

  He was going crazy. Nah, nah. I'm just joking. It's all comedy.

• 1:05:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. No. Oh my God. He was late though.

• 1:05:10Peyton Hardin?

  He was late to my wedding.

• 1:05:12Cameron Kennedy?

  He was very late.

• 1:05:13Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, and he didn't even show up to the rehearsal, did he?

• 1:05:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, no, I don't, it's a shout out you.

• 1:05:17Peyton Hardin?

  That's what I'm saying, like. I, I know a lot of people that elope and do stuff like that. I think that's fine.

• 1:05:22Cameron Kennedy?

  No, eloping is fine, but the wedding, the wedding's, it's, it, the, I think the wedding is more for, definitely more for the, the woman.

• 1:05:31Peyton Hardin?

  I want to be the star of my wedding. That's just.

• 1:05:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God.

• 1:05:35Peyton Hardin?

  There's gonna be more pictures of me up to my wife.

• 1:05:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God. Okay, let's say this. What if at your wedding, your wife walks out first?

• 1:05:42Peyton Hardin?

  Your wife walks out first? They do the, here comes the bride. No one even stands for it. She walks out, goes to the thing.

• 1:05:49Cameron Kennedy?

  And my mom hands me.

• 1:05:53Cameron Kennedy?

  And then no, but you-

• 1:05:54Peyton Hardin?

  What's wrong with that?

• 1:05:55Cameron Kennedy?

  No, but listen, but listen, even better. If they go, uh, everybody rise for, uh, the groom, right? And it's you, you're coming through these doors, the whole [__] gets dark-

• 1:06:04Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Spotlights, the doors open, it's The Weeknd blaring on-

• 1:06:08Peyton Hardin?

  No, they switch it here. (singing) "Nah, your voice is in my head, they can't see, they understand."

• 1:06:15Cameron Kennedy?

  And I would come out shirtless with baby oil on. And you go, you go like this.

• 1:06:19Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:22Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, I'm telling you-

• 1:06:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, oh my, oh my god.

• 1:06:24Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, honestly, if my intro is going, like, if my wife doesn't put in work on the intro, I'm going, I'm the champion.

• 1:06:30Cameron Kennedy?

  You're kinda, you're already gonna be out there.

• 1:06:32Peyton Hardin?

  I'm coming out second. If I come in with the Batista entrance-

• 1:06:35Cameron Kennedy?

  There's pyro.

• 1:06:36Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, like, she, I mean, unless she's coming out with some Joe Hendry-

• 1:06:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, but you, but it, it's not that, you're coming out first.

• 1:06:43Peyton Hardin?

  Says who? Who's the champion at the time?

• 1:06:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Who's holding the bell?

• 1:06:47Peyton Hardin?

  Who's holding the bell?

• 1:06:48Cameron Kennedy?

  You go, "We need a bout the night before so I can pin my wife and then I take the belt." And I come out second. "Good morning to you."

• 1:06:54Peyton Hardin?

  I'd love to pin my wife.

• 1:06:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Do it again, the honeymoon.

• 1:06:56Peyton Hardin?

  I don't have a wife, dude, it's been so long.

• 1:06:58Cameron Kennedy?

  So we, you just, you just snuck it, oh-

• 1:07:02Peyton Hardin?

  It's been a long time.

• 1:07:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Sorry, yeah, it's alright. We'll fix it. You just snuck it.

• 1:07:07Cameron Kennedy?

  I just say it quiet enough.

• 1:07:08Peyton Hardin?

  Well, these are expensive microphones, you can whisper all you want, you're gonna get hurt. What the hell?

• 1:07:14Cameron Kennedy?

  You just, you, what the hell, eh? You just whispered and you just snuck in, you didn't whisper, that was me, you snuck in WWE, right?

• 1:07:21Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:21Cameron Kennedy?

  I have, I, this is honest to God embarrassing, it literally happened. I cried the other day at, at a TikTok about the top five WWE returns. I literally shed a tear.

• 1:07:32Peyton Hardin?

  I do not blame you.

• 1:07:33Cameron Kennedy?

  I literally shed a tear.

• 1:07:34Peyton Hardin?

  Isn't it magical?

• 1:07:35Cameron Kennedy?

  What the hell is wrong with me?

• 1:07:36Peyton Hardin?

  Yes. Wait, who, do you remember any specifically?

• 1:07:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Last year's, last year's WrestleMania when Taker came back.

• 1:07:45Peyton Hardin?

  WrestleMania, oh, whatever, WrestleMania 40?

• 1:07:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro.

• 1:07:48Peyton Hardin?

  That made you cry?

• 1:07:48Cameron Kennedy?

  He was

• 1:07:49Peyton Hardin?

  He came out as a biker and then chokeslam the rock and then rolled out? That made you cheer up? I thought you were gonna talk about like Edge and Royal Rumble.

• 1:07:57Cameron Kennedy?

  So it was, okay, Edge was on it, so it was a top 5. But the one that jerked that tier, the one that really said, "Give me that, come here", was the Take One, I don't know why. It was the Hardy Boys, when they returned.

• 1:08:06Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god.

• 1:08:06Cameron Kennedy?

  It was Edge.

• 1:08:07Peyton Hardin?

  When New Day brought them out.

• 1:08:08Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't, I really don't know why The Undertakers was in there, cuz that was just a crowd pop.

• 1:08:11Peyton Hardin?

  It was a great crowd pop for WrestleMania 40.

• 1:08:13Cameron Kennedy?

  And I think it was the sound of other humans screaming that made me cry.

• 1:08:17Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:17Cameron Kennedy?

  And bro, I literally was watching it, I went, I said, "What the [__]?" I was like, "What the hell?"

• 1:08:22Peyton Hardin?

  That is, you've changed, bro.

• 1:08:23Cameron Kennedy?

  I got, god, I've gotten soft.

• 1:08:24Peyton Hardin?

  That's why I hang out with you a lot less.

• 1:08:25Cameron Kennedy?

  That's, that's just mean.

• 1:08:27Peyton Hardin?

  It's like, where's the grit?

• 1:08:28Cameron Kennedy?

  That's just mean.

• 1:08:28Peyton Hardin?

  You know, I miss the grit.

• 1:08:30Cameron Kennedy?

  I think it was a mixture of soft, soft fatherhood and delusional, um, delusional, just being delusional.

• 1:08:38Peyton Hardin?

  I think about, I think about 6 years, nah, cuz you'll probably have another kid by then, so it'll reset.

• 1:08:44Cameron Kennedy?

  But I'd better have another, I better be done having kids in 6 years.

• 1:08:47Peyton Hardin?

  I'm saying, well, by the time Malachi is 6, he'll probably get his first like, ah, like, you know what I mean? Fight at school or something, like, you know what I mean? And then you'll come back to being a man, but then you'll probably have like a baby girl at that time, so it'll be even worse. And then the podcast is...

• 1:09:03Cameron Kennedy?

  No, well, with, with the girl, I feel like you're more mainly the whole time. It's like cradle protector. The boy, I'm just rocking with my...

• 1:09:08Peyton Hardin?

  No, you'll be more soft. You'll be more, way more soft, and then I'll be making offensive jokes and you'll be like, "Do not say that."

• 1:09:13Cameron Kennedy?

  I go, "Bro, that's not really not that cool."

• 1:09:15Peyton Hardin?

  "Don't say that, that's nice." And I'll be like, "Mm, CJ, try." You go, "Let's see," and CJ just go... And I'll be like, "Ah, it's over." "It was fun, guys."

• 1:09:27Peyton Hardin?

  "It was fun." Yeah.

• 1:09:37Peyton Hardin?

  I have a, speaking of like daughters and kids and stuff I listened to as a kid, not so hot take, but I want to see what you think about it because your Joe Jonas take really bothered me. And I was thinking about this last night. I genuinely believe Miley Cyrus is the best of all time, if not in the conversation for best singer slash actor combo of all time.

• 1:10:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Are you kidding me?

• 1:10:03Peyton Hardin?

  Just me and it.

• 1:10:04Cameron Kennedy?

  So, hold on.

• 1:10:05Peyton Hardin?

  Most talented singer slash actor combo of all time.

• 1:10:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Help me in name some, name a few.

• 1:10:11Peyton Hardin?

  Whitney Houston. She's up. She's, I'd say she is the GOAT. She's up there, but I think Miley Cyrus is a better actor.

• 1:10:20Cameron Kennedy?

  I think she's had more acting. I think she's better. I think she had more longevity.

• 1:10:25Peyton Hardin?

  That's the same argument you used with LeBron, right?

• 1:10:27Cameron Kennedy?

  But he's better and he's done it longer.

• 1:10:29Peyton Hardin?

  It's an argument, right?

• 1:10:32Peyton Hardin?

  Think of them. Think of them.

• 1:10:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Who else, who else is singing? Why am I drawing a blank? Who else singer actor?

• 1:10:37Peyton Hardin?

  Adele can't act. She can't act. Sam Smith can't act.

• 1:10:41Cameron Kennedy?

  I didn't know Sam Smith was in a movie.

• 1:10:42Peyton Hardin?

  That's what I'm saying. He wasn't.

• 1:10:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, okay. I was like, what movie is he in?

• 1:10:46Peyton Hardin?

  Leonardo DiCaprio can't sing.

• 1:10:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 1:10:48Peyton Hardin?

  Come on!

• 1:10:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Name actual dual, dual threat athletes.

• 1:10:52Peyton Hardin?

  Ariana Grande.

• 1:10:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Smoked boots, easy turkey chicken, barbecue chicken done.

• 1:10:59Peyton Hardin?

  Let me say that, let me say that, let me say that.

• 1:11:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Right there. Oh, my God.

• 1:11:01Peyton Hardin?

  Let me say this.

• 1:11:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God.

• 1:11:02Peyton Hardin?

  Let me say this. Let me say this. Ariana is a better vocalist. She's a better vocalist.

• 1:11:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Get the hell out of here.

• 1:11:11Peyton Hardin?

  I think she's a better vocalist. Ariana.

• 1:11:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Thank you. Next. You started singing. You know that's good. You know that. Has anybody been singing Wreck-It Ball?

• 1:11:21Peyton Hardin?

  Now, you gotta understand what I'm saying. I'm saying one of the best. She's in the conversation for top five.

• 1:11:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, well, now if we move it to top five, you said one of, if not the, that's what you said.

• 1:11:31Peyton Hardin?

  But you can make the argument.

• 1:11:33Cameron Kennedy?

  She's, as of right now, Miley Cyrus is 100% second place.

• 1:11:37Peyton Hardin?

  Ariana Grande doesn't have an acting role as impactful as Hannah Montana, and that's a fact. That's a fact. She doesn't have one.

• 1:11:43Cameron Kennedy?

  We're not talking about impact. You said singing and actor.

• 1:11:47Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, combination.

• 1:11:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes. She acted in just as much. She has.

• 1:11:52Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, well.

• 1:11:53Cameron Kennedy?

  She's the star of Wicked. Huge box office film. Huge box office.

• 1:11:57Peyton Hardin?

  Recency bias. I haven't seen it. I haven't seen it yet. I haven't seen it yet.

• 1:12:00Cameron Kennedy?

  What? No, I haven't even seen it, but I'm saying.

• 1:12:01Peyton Hardin?

  But I'm saying, but is Wicked, is that movie as impactful as the entire Hannah Montana series?

• 1:12:06Cameron Kennedy?

  No, but I'm saying.

• 1:12:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Miley Cyrus can't even make big box office film. Like, big movie.

• 1:12:14Peyton Hardin?

  She can't?

• 1:12:14Cameron Kennedy?

  She made Hannah Montana movie. She hasn't made anything else.

• 1:12:18Peyton Hardin?

  You can't get a crowd of over 15,000 to keep your secret if you're not good.

• 1:12:24Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, you want me to name some?

• 1:12:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Are you real?

• 1:12:27Peyton Hardin?

  Are you real? Yes, I mean it.

• 1:12:32Peyton Hardin?

  I can buy myself flowers, write my name in this cup.

• 1:12:39Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 1:12:39Peyton Hardin?

  Talk to my cum for hours, say things cum don't understand. I can take my cum dancing. I can hold my own cum. Oh, I can love cum better than.

• 1:12:58Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I can love cum better than cum, cum.

• 1:13:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Your jaw. Your jaw is like.

• 1:13:13Peyton Hardin?

  Yes or no, that make you feel something?

• 1:13:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, 100%. You know it.

• 1:13:17Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, go ahead and name some singer actor combos of all time. Okay, we have Justin Timberlake. Now let's pause.

• 1:13:25Cameron Kennedy?

  No, don't shut up. No. You, Miley Cyrus's third spot.

• 1:13:29Peyton Hardin?

  All right, name, name two.

• 1:13:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Justin Timberlake, acting roles.

• 1:13:36Peyton Hardin?

  Trolls?

• 1:13:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Huh?

• 1:13:37Peyton Hardin?

  Trolls?

• 1:13:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Get the [__] out of here, Pierce.

• 1:13:39Peyton Hardin?

  That doesn't count.

• 1:13:39Cameron Kennedy?

  It's on soundtrack for trolls. The movie, I don't remember the name, the movie with Mila Kunis though, it's like Friends with Benefits.

• 1:13:45Peyton Hardin?

  Friends with Benefits is a good movie.

• 1:13:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Good movie.

• 1:13:47Peyton Hardin?

  It's a good movie, but it's not Shutter Island.

• 1:13:50Cameron Kennedy?

  But my, yeah, I know it's not Shutter Island, but Miley Cyrus has not, correct me if I'm wrong.

• 1:13:57Peyton Hardin?

  Hannah Montana is the, one of the biggest TV shows of all time, it's Friends.

• 1:14:00Cameron Kennedy?

  That's just, that's, that's.

• 1:14:01Peyton Hardin?

  Hold on, hold on. Hold on, hold on. Hannah Montana is Friends, it's Seinfeld, it's the office.

• 1:14:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Jesus Christ, no it's not!

• 1:14:10Peyton Hardin?

  Yes it is.

• 1:14:10Cameron Kennedy?

  No it is not!

• 1:14:11Peyton Hardin?

  It's impactful.

• 1:14:12Cameron Kennedy?

  No it is not.

• 1:14:13Peyton Hardin?

  It's impact, it's impactful.

• 1:14:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Suite Life, Suite Life, Zack and Cody, better than Hannah Montana?

• 1:14:16Peyton Hardin?

  No, not better.

• 1:14:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Are you, I?

• 1:14:19Peyton Hardin?

  It's not better.

• 1:14:20Cameron Kennedy?

  I think, I think you got a little, I think you might have a little crush, you might wanted to.

• 1:14:25Peyton Hardin?

  Not my type, she's beautiful, but it has nothing to do with that. I respect talent, I respect art. Hannah Montana is art.

• 1:14:33Peyton Hardin?

  Continue. Okay. Uh, Beyonce.

• 1:14:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god!

• 1:14:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, that, yeah, that.

• 1:14:52Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, next.

• 1:14:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Nutty.

• 1:14:54Peyton Hardin?

  Beyonce?

• 1:14:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, how did I not think about Beyonce?

• 1:15:01Peyton Hardin?

  Rihanna? Hold on, hold on, slow down. The Queen B.

• 1:15:05Cameron Kennedy?

  If you, I swear to god, you're gonna get struck if you say anything slanderous.

• 1:15:09Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no, no, no. I'm trying to think of all her acting roles. Obsessed, obsessed.

• 1:15:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 1:15:14Peyton Hardin?

  Right? Obsession, that's what it's called?

• 1:15:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Obsession.

• 1:15:16Peyton Hardin?

  Obsession?

• 1:15:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh.

• 1:15:17Peyton Hardin?

  Great movie.

• 1:15:18Cameron Kennedy?

  It's obsession.

• 1:15:19Peyton Hardin?

  Great movie.

• 1:15:20Cameron Kennedy?

  What the hell is she in?

• 1:15:22Peyton Hardin?

  Can you look up, can you look up what Beyonce films? Now, I would say Beyonce, better musician, of course.

• 1:15:29Cameron Kennedy?

  There's no doubt. But I'd give you that. If she's in a one-off film, she's in one movie.

• 1:15:33Peyton Hardin?

  Lion King? But it's voice acting.

• 1:15:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Same thing as Trolls for Justin Timberlake.

• 1:15:37Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, let me, let me give you a rundown of Miley Cyrus's movie discography. The Hannah Montana movie, already done, above everybody else. Don't you interrupt me. The last song.

• 1:15:51Peyton Hardin?

  Great. Made me feel something. The movie LOL. Y'all remember that?

• 1:15:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Literally don't. What is that?

• 1:15:58Peyton Hardin?

  You didn't watch as a kid. High School Musical 2, she had the cameo at the end, uh, whenever they were doing the summer dance.

• 1:16:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, that's a cameo.

• 1:16:06Peyton Hardin?

  You're a cameo, stupid.

• 1:16:10Peyton Hardin?

  Don't talk to her like that. Um. Zoolander 2.

• 1:16:16Peyton Hardin?

  Sex in the City.

• 1:16:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Probably cameo, probably cameo.

• 1:16:19Peyton Hardin?

  She was in it.

• 1:16:21Peyton Hardin?

  Um, I'm trying to think of stuff y'all would know.

• 1:16:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Does she have a single leading role in acting outside of something that has Hannah Montana on it? Does she have a lead role in something that doesn't say Hannah Montana?

• 1:16:30Peyton Hardin?

  I just named it.

• 1:16:32Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 1:16:32Peyton Hardin?

  The last song in LOL. And so undercover.

• 1:16:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, Miss Presley?

• 1:16:39Cameron Kennedy?

  That T's listed.

• 1:16:42Peyton Hardin?

  I forgot about the last.

• 1:16:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Ice Cube, Ice T? Okay, well, let's not name anymore, alright? Let's not name anymore. Let's not name anymore. I feel it in myself, and it's opinion based.

• 1:16:50Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it can be. That's fine.

• 1:16:51Cameron Kennedy?

  In my opinion is right in my opinion. In your opinion, that's about. In your opinion is right in your opinion.

• 1:16:57Peyton Hardin?

  That is about it.

• 1:16:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Whatever. And somehow, she's gonna end up seeing this and say, "Oh, oh, love it. Thanks for the love," whatever. Only one person loves it.

• 1:17:06Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, because Joe Jonas and you have beef, and you've ruined the relationship between me and Joe Jonas and me and Sketch. Listen, it's over too.

• 1:17:14Cameron Kennedy?

  I have not ruined the relationship with you and Joe Jonas or with you and Sketch.

• 1:17:19Peyton Hardin?

  Hmm, I didn't ruin it.

• 1:17:21Cameron Kennedy?

  It's not ruined.

• 1:17:23Peyton Hardin?

  He hasn't texted me back.

• 1:17:24Cameron Kennedy?

  That's it?

• 1:17:28Peyton Hardin?

  I think we got three votes. Sorry, bro. Sabotage, put your hand down.

• 1:17:33Cameron Kennedy?

  I'll take the L.

• 1:17:34Peyton Hardin?

  Sabotagee.

• 1:17:42Peyton Hardin?

  Now, um, we hinted at this a little earlier, and I know I'm gonna spend some time on it.

• 1:17:48Peyton Hardin?

  I think it's time for people's favorite segment. You know what that is? Pop culture, pay and income. Pop culture, pay and income.

• 1:17:59Peyton Hardin?

  You know what time it is?

• 1:18:01Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm going to sacrifice my pop culture to aid to the betterment of yours, and we can get straight into it.

• 1:18:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Talk to me, daddy, papa, father.

• 1:18:12Peyton Hardin?

  It's last weekend.

• 1:18:15Peyton Hardin?

  Two weekends ago for the people watching this. Last weekend was WrestleMania 41. The two night extravaganza in Las Vegas. Now, now, if you know, if you're YSK fam, you know YSK and WWE Universe go hand in hand. You know, if you follow me on Twitter @ThePeytonHarden, it has turned into a complete WWE page. That's all I tweet about is YSK WWE. And a lot of engagement on there. A lot of people love when I talk about it. I go on Twitch, I livestream Night 1 and Night 2 with CJ for WrestleMania. Controversial. A lot of people are being controversial about WrestleMania.

• 1:18:58Cameron Kennedy?

  They are.

• 1:18:59Peyton Hardin?

  Now, let me pull up the matches for Night 1 of WrestleMania. Okay, I got it here, right? Now, Night 1 of WrestleMania, a lot of people did not like.

• 1:19:19Peyton Hardin?

  Am I one of those people?

• 1:19:24Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not gonna say I didn't like it because I did have a fun time watching it. I am a WWE fan. I like the WWE. I like, I enjoy the art of wrestling, the art of the storytelling. I did like it. Now, early on, I said, "This feels so rushed."

• 1:19:41Peyton Hardin?

  The Usso, Jey Uso and Gunther heavyweight title match felt rushed and had a bad ending.

• 1:19:47Cameron Kennedy?

  How did it end?

• 1:19:48Peyton Hardin?

  Um, Jey Uso submitting Gunther with his own move, with Gunther's own move, Gunther's own move. And it was a quick submission.

• 1:19:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 1:19:56Peyton Hardin?

  It was literally like a couple seconds.

• 1:19:58Cameron Kennedy?

  I saw, I saw a tweet saying that it's actually in Gunther's character to not be good at being in a submission.

• 1:20:07Peyton Hardin?

  I'd have to look at that. It might be a good point, but I think that's a, like, but so it's WrestleMania.

• 1:20:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:20:12Peyton Hardin?

  I felt like that was a quick match. Uh. I feel like the New Day Tag Team Match should have been on Raw.

• 1:20:23Peyton Hardin?

  The Rey Phoenix and El Americano Match, I mean, that got messed up because Rey Mysterio got hurt the night before. Um, it was.

• 1:20:33Cameron Kennedy?

  It was supposed to be Rey Mysterio?

• 1:20:34Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, but he got hurt the night before, so they had to up him out. Um, that was a cool, a cool match, I guess. Um, the Fatu Match, I enjoyed it. It's once the crowd actually got into.

• 1:20:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, the night?

• 1:20:48Peyton Hardin?

  The night. It was a good match. I, I'm glad Fatu is, uh, he's a champion now.

• 1:20:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, what belt did he win? United States?

• 1:20:54Peyton Hardin?

  United States.

• 1:20:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:20:55Peyton Hardin?

  Um, the, um, Tiff Strat, the Tiff Match, it was cool. It was, it was good. I liked it. Wasn't anything special.

• 1:21:08Peyton Hardin?

  Uh, I fear her teeth didn't get messed up. Yeah, no, her teeth didn't get messed up. Um. The Jade Match was cool. I feel like it should have been more for as much, because that buildup was so good. I feel like it should have been a lot better. But the Triple Threat Main Event was a classic match.

• 1:21:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:21:23Peyton Hardin?

  It's a completely saved Night One. Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns, CM Punk, three Hall of Famers. Paul Heyman absolutely saved. It was one of the best matches I've ever watched. It was so good.

• 1:21:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Entirety of WWE.

• 1:21:37Peyton Hardin?

  So good. Um, I was, I was, Paul Heyman with like, three nutshots. Wiggled on, on Roman Reigns. It was, Paul Heyman is a GOAT. He's in, he's a lunatic.

• 1:21:51Cameron Kennedy?

  How old is he?

• 1:21:52Peyton Hardin?

  Sixties, I would assume, late, mid, late sixties. Like, Hall of Famers, legend, one of the GOATs. Um, that was an absolute great match, but I would say, I do agree with the overall sentiment that Night One of WrestleMania was a glorified Raw.

• 1:22:06Cameron Kennedy?

  If you could change, if you could just change something from Night One, what would it be? Maybe an outcome, maybe a match entirely, maybe a... The lineup, take a whole match out, what would you change?

• 1:22:17Peyton Hardin?

  I feel like they, and I saw this tweet, they sacrificed night one to make night two great.

• 1:22:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:22:23Peyton Hardin?

  Uh, the booking-

• 1:22:24Cameron Kennedy?

  You feel like WrestleMania shouldn't have to be a sacrifice at all?

• 1:22:26Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, 100%, it should be two great nights, um, I just felt like it was so rushed. The, a lot of the matches just seemed so quick and the intros weren't anything crazy. Like, I was just, like, it was just, it was underwhelming and it was quick, quick matches. Um, now, I'm gonna get into the advertisement part of WWE. And I do, I did make that comment a lot on the Twitch stream, that it felt like there was an overload of ads. And I know people say that about us, but we're not the WWE. We need ads to pay people, like, we have to.

• 1:23:02Peyton Hardin?

  I'm gonna get into that after I get into night two. Um, so I would rate night one like a five out of 10.

• 1:23:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Hmm.

• 1:23:10Peyton Hardin?

  And I would say six because of the, of the five star match.

• 1:23:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:23:14Peyton Hardin?

  Man, man. Night two, from the gate, absolutely fantastic. From the rip. From the rip, Eo Sky, Bianca, Rhea Ripley, put on a five star match. Again, two goat triple threat matches, back to back, to end night one, to start night two. Those ladies absolutely smoked that. Three great wrestlers, I'm trying to think of what was the next match.

• 1:23:45Peyton Hardin?

  Absolutely fantastic, I loved it. And then, I don't know what match, I don't quite remember what came next. I believe it was the street fight between Damian Priest and Drew McIntyre. Great spots in the match, I really liked it. Uh-

• 1:24:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Damian Priest and Drew McIntyre were very big names now, kinda not anymore.

• 1:24:04Peyton Hardin?

  No, they're big. Drew was just the heavyweight champion, last WrestleMania, uh-

• 1:24:10Peyton Hardin?

  Damian Priest, Money in the Bank. I, I, I liked the match. It wasn't anything crazy. It was like, oh, it's a good match. I liked it. Uh, I was looking for more violence. I think Drew especially can put on some violent matches. I think he did it with CM Punk. That match in the Steel Cage was absolutely crazy. It just didn't, it was a little, it was good. It was like, that was a good match. I'm not mad at it.

• 1:24:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:24:32Peyton Hardin?

  Um, what was next? Was it Logan Paul or was it the four-way?

• 1:24:37Peyton Hardin?

  Regardless, let's say it was the Logan Paul match and, uh, AJ Styles. Logan Paul, great intro. One of the best intros of WrestleMania. Caught it, started out with the drone, let the drone go, caught the drone again, set the drone up and then used it for one of his spots later. It was insane. Logan Paul is very innovative. He's a creative. Uh, with AJ being a Hall of Famer. Uh, I don't know if that's accurate to say, but he's a great wrestler, one of the greatest wrestlers in ring. And then Logan Paul being one of the best athletes in ring. I feel like there wasn't crazy enough spots in that match.

• 1:25:09Cameron Kennedy?

  For real?

• 1:25:10Peyton Hardin?

  I feel like I was-

• 1:25:10Cameron Kennedy?

  I feel like every time I see a clip of Logan Paul or something, he's doing wild-

• 1:25:14Peyton Hardin?

  Crazy spot. I feel like he, he had one really athletic moment. Um, but overall, it wasn't, it wasn't like a wow-

• 1:25:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Match, like a WrestleMania match.

• 1:25:24Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, like I'm like, every time I see AJ, I'm like, there's gonna be crazy spots in here. If every time I see Logan, I'm like, definitely gonna be a crazy spot. I didn't get that. But it was still a good match. It wasn't like, oh, that was disappointing. It was just like, I over-

• 1:25:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:25:37Peyton Hardin?

  Thought it. Like, you know what I mean? I was expecting more. Then we get to the Braun Breaker, Dom Mysterio, Finn Balor and Pentahatch. Great match. Like, that was so entertaining.

• 1:25:50Cameron Kennedy?

  And that was for a title?

• 1:25:51Peyton Hardin?

  Uh, Intercontinental. Yeah. And Dom coming away with his first solo title, I believe. I believe so. So Dom, and Dom is so over. It's, uh, he obviously has a heel, but once he won that, uh, that title and the pop he got was absolutely insane. The way he enjoyed the moment was great. Cause he left the ring, was going back up the ramp, and then the crowd was still going crazy. So he ran back into the ring. And I don't think that was planned. I think it was just like enjoying the moment. So that was great to see. I think he's gonna be a great champion. I think he's gonna hold it for a long time.

• 1:26:26Peyton Hardin?

  I'm excited to see the feud that is set up with him in the Judgment Day. Um, then we got the Liv Morgan, Raquel, Lyra and Becky. She came back. Um-

• 1:26:40Peyton Hardin?

  Underwhelming match?

• 1:26:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Was it?

• 1:26:42Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:26:43Cameron Kennedy?

  I saw a lot of pictures of Liv Morgan on Twitter.

• 1:26:46Peyton Hardin?

  Well, I assume so. A lot of the WWE audience with the women are a little creeps.

• 1:26:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:26:52Peyton Hardin?

  And there we got one right there. You're a big fan of Liv. Big fan.

• 1:26:58Peyton Hardin?

  Becky came back. She took two bumps and won the Tag Team Championship. Lost it the next night. They were like, "We're gonna give you this," or giving it back.

• 1:27:07Cameron Kennedy?

  No way.

• 1:27:08Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:27:10Peyton Hardin?

  But Liv had one of the best years of her career. Like, one of the... She had a fantastic year. It sucks that she lost at Mania just for a comeback, but it was great to see her win it back on, um... Monday Night Raw. Then, we got Cody Rhodes versus John Cena. Controversial match!

• 1:27:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Why?

• 1:27:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, it wasn't as good as it should have been either?

• 1:27:37Peyton Hardin?

  I loved the match. I absolutely loved it.

• 1:27:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Like 10 out of 10, or you personally loved it? Okay, so look, you loved it, but what about... You know what I'm saying?

• 1:27:46Peyton Hardin?

  I think the critic... I think it was put... They were put in a [bleep] position. For multiple reasons. I think we got one of the best WrestleMania,

• 1:27:57Peyton Hardin?

  main events of all time last year, Night 2, whenever the Avengers came out.

• 1:28:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, that was nuts.

• 1:28:03Peyton Hardin?

  We got... That was one of the best matches ever.

• 1:28:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Cried in it.

• 1:28:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Golly.

• 1:28:08Peyton Hardin?

  And then, so, and that was Triple H's first WrestleMania he booked. So he set this bar so [bleep] high.

• 1:28:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:28:16Peyton Hardin?

  Right? So people are expecting Night 2 WrestleMania, we're gonna see everybody. All these legends are gonna come out. The whole roster's gonna come out. And so it set that expectation, and it... If you have that expectation, you're ultimately gonna get disappointed because it's just not realistic. It's not what WrestleMania is. It's not just have the Avengers of everybody come out.

• 1:28:35Cameron Kennedy?

  I saw a tweet, someone said, "Do you think that Triple H and the WWE had to kinda..." It said the air quote with "sacrifice", so I'm assuming, I'm taking it as they're meaning it lightly.

• 1:28:46Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:28:46Cameron Kennedy?

  But had to sacrifice WrestleMania 41 to like, level everybody's head, like, moving forward. Like, you can't expect the greatest, you know, like, to what you're saying.

• 1:28:55Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I think, I think so. I think it was, I think it is kinda like a reality check.

• 1:28:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, remind you like, "Hey, gonna be great, but normal."

• 1:29:02Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, you can't have this expectation every time.

• 1:29:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:29:05Peyton Hardin?

  A lot of people are upset that John Cena won. Won his, the way he won his 17th. I think everybody's happy that he broke their record.

• 1:29:13Cameron Kennedy?

  I saw two kids in, like, Ireland that were crying and throwing toys around the roof.

• 1:29:17Peyton Hardin?

  That was so cute, I saw that. Because you gotta think Cody Rhodes is their John Cena. They didn't grow up with John Cena. They don't know how great he was when we were kids.

• 1:29:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:29:23Peyton Hardin?

  They're like, "Who's this old guy coming in and beating Cody Rhodes?"

• 1:29:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Literally.

• 1:29:26Peyton Hardin?

  But, um, a lot of people are upset because Travis Scott, the whole Travis Scott, um, angle, him coming in, and being the reason John Cena won. I would like to say, and I hate to say this, because I love what The Rock has done so far, and I've trusted him in the long-form storytelling. I think he put the WWE in a bad position.

• 1:29:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh!

• 1:29:48Peyton Hardin?

  I think The Rock is, has a lot of Vince McMahon in him, not the crazy wild shit. Booking-wise. I think it's like, "Last second, I wanna be involved in this. I want this to happen."

• 1:30:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Mmm.

• 1:30:02Peyton Hardin?

  With no care of how it's gonna go later on. Because he came in and did this weird, this symbolism, and he was like, "No, it means something. Trust me, trust me. We have this whole year where he's saying, 'Trust me, trust me, it means something.'" He comes in at these random times, totally changes the storyline. It's like, "Well, this could be exciting." Wholesale your soul angle, makes John Cena turn heel, and then the biggest payoff of the year, WrestleMania, he's just not there? He just, he has no part in it? Like, and there's, we have no explanation? And then he goes on Pat McAfee's show today, actually, the day we're recording this, and he goes, "Yeah, I just wanted to take a step back. I wanted John to have his moment, Cody to have his moment. I think the final boss was right taking a step back."

• 1:30:45Peyton Hardin?

  So he kinda proved the point that he had no angle this whole time. He just wanted to be like, hey, I'm in this city the same time this pay-per-view is going on. I'm one of the heads of TKO. I'm going to make this about me. Which sucks because I wanted to not believe that this whole time. And then he's gonna, he's probably gonna come back in like three months and be like, oh no, see, this is why I did it.

• 1:31:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Will you believe that then?

• 1:31:07Peyton Hardin?

  No, I think he, today on Pat McAfee's show, I think it was, I think it proved that there he had no long game in this. He just kinda wanted to show up and be like, remember me, I'm The Rock? And then leave and the kinda thing that CM Punk has been saying this whole time. It's like you just show up when you want to and you don't care about this business, like whatever.

• 1:31:28Cameron Kennedy?

  It does suck if that, if that's like actually true, that sucks.

• 1:31:32Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it sucks and that kinda goes into the thing and I'll wrap this up because I know a lot of people don't care about WWE. I think, and I don't want to say this because I don't want to ruin relationships that I'm just now building with the WWE. I'm concerned that TKO, the corporateness of it is ruining the WWE. I think how corporate it is could lead to problems. I'm not saying it is, I say it could lead to problems. A lot of the matches were sponsored matches and I get it. Have the drumsticks, have the Clash Royale, have all that on the ring, all that, get it. If you're starting to have superstars come down the ramp dressed as video game characters for a sponsor.

• 1:32:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Who did this?

• 1:32:18Peyton Hardin?

  Uh, it was a Clash of Clans sponsorship they had and they had these, the tag team.

• 1:32:25Cameron Kennedy?

  You're kidding.

• 1:32:26Peyton Hardin?

  They had them dressed as that and the costumes didn't look good either. Like I was just like.

• 1:32:31Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like classless almost.

• 1:32:32Peyton Hardin?

  I was like, and then there's a new Netflix, like they have a bunch of new shows coming out, WWE, which I love. I love seeing WWE everywhere, I love it. But I think we're going too far now.

• 1:32:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:32:46Peyton Hardin?

  The WWE is putting out a thing called WWE Unreal. It's a documentary. And they're showing the most behind the scenes ever. They're showing you, they're showing behind the scenes in the writers room. They're showing them writing the storylines, them coming up with the storylines. They're showing them rehearsing the matches.

• 1:33:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, that's not, that's, you're, you're like, you're like taking Santa away from kids.

• 1:33:11Peyton Hardin?

  And it's not even that, like, we know, right?

• 1:33:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, but you're kind of just-

• 1:33:15Peyton Hardin?

  Us seeing it is like, that's too much. Like, in the trailer, you see Roman Reigns practicing a spot. And he's in a hoodie and a beanie, like, just in street clothes. And he's with one of the writers on, on, in the ring, like, they're practicing this spot. And it shows this camera angle right here, and then it cuts to in the ring, like, in the actual match, them doing that spot. And it's just like, we don't want to see that.

• 1:33:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:33:37Peyton Hardin?

  I'm sure people do, but maybe like in 30, 40 years, like, you know what I'm saying? Like, this is-

• 1:33:42Cameron Kennedy?

  When everyone that's casted and that is on this is retired.

• 1:33:44Peyton Hardin?

  It's like, this is happening from last year, they're showing this, from this year. They showed Elimination Chamber, that just happened a couple of months ago.

• 1:33:50Cameron Kennedy?

  That's crazy.

• 1:33:51Peyton Hardin?

  And they're showing, like, Cody Rhodes taking a fall. Like, he took a crazy bump on a, on a, on a ladder. He was like, "Ah, ah." You hear them in the writer, or in the, in Guerrilla going, "Is he hurt? Is he hurt? Is he okay?" And then you hear Triple H going, "No, he's selling. He's just selling. He's good. He's selling." We don't want to, like, I feel like it's going too far to the point, you're gonna ruin the actual product.

• 1:34:13Cameron Kennedy?

  100%.

• 1:34:13Peyton Hardin?

  Just to get off these Netflix deals and these, whatever you signed, like-

• 1:34:17Cameron Kennedy?

  They're taking the sparkle away, that magic.

• 1:34:20Peyton Hardin?

  So I'm starting to, I'm starting to get worried-

• 1:34:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, God, bubba.

• 1:34:23Peyton Hardin?

  That this corporate greed could affect the product.

• 1:34:27Cameron Kennedy?

  That's the world.

• 1:34:28Peyton Hardin?

  And maybe this is why they took away my WrestleMania tickets. But, I don't know.

• 1:34:34Cameron Kennedy?

  That he knew you were gonna say that before you knew you were gonna say it, he said, "We can't do it."

• 1:34:37Peyton Hardin?

  I just care about the WWE. I love it. And I just don't want it to get bogged down by too mu- like, how many billion-dollar deals you've signed, I get it. But it's like, don't ruin it just to get this money.

• 1:34:49Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, but I want to say this, shout out to Triple H and WWE, that was one of the best Raw Aftermanias I've ever seen.

• 1:34:55Cameron Kennedy?

  That was so good.

• 1:34:56Peyton Hardin?

  So excited for this new season of WWE, based on what they showed. Is it probably gonna get fucked up somewhere along the line? Probably, but-

• 1:35:01Cameron Kennedy?

  What's the next pay-per-view?

• 1:35:04Peyton Hardin?

  Um, backlash, Randy Orton versus John Cena. Oh my god, it's like I'm eight years old again.

• 1:35:10Cameron Kennedy?

  What the hell?

• 1:35:11Peyton Hardin?

  For the WWE Championship, I think Randy's gonna get 15. I think it's gonna be his 15th.

• 1:35:17Peyton Hardin?

  Oh yeah, Randy Orton and Joe Henry, that was a really good match.

• 1:35:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:35:20Peyton Hardin?

  Joe Henry's so cool, I love him. I'm glad he got that moment. You know who I'm gonna call this weekend? I'm gonna call Mark Henry. I wanna talk to him about this. And see if he wants to go and come on Patreon and talk about WWE.

• 1:35:33Cameron Kennedy?

  That'd be sick.

• 1:35:33Peyton Hardin?

  Cause I wanna ask him these questions, what he feels.

• 1:35:37Peyton Hardin?

  But that was-

• 1:35:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Pop culture, Payton and Kim. Pop culture, Payton and Kim.

• 1:35:43Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, Kim, get us out of here!

• 1:35:46Cameron Kennedy?

  We absolutely love you so, so, so, so much. Thank you for coming back, episode 1, sister 2. Payton is on the ground, looking all crazy, looking all crazy, he's on the ground, booty so big and he got big gravy, smoking on- Okay, well, uh, we absolutely love y'all. Oh my god, his arm's gonna give up. I'll help you, I'll spot you, I'll give you a spot. Oh, no, no, okay, nope, nope. Do the outro. Nope, that's a lot of keister, right in my grill, nope. Lot of keister. Do the outro. Uh, we love you, thank you for coming back, confuse the casuals, get you good karma, this week's secret code, uh, uh, G-Y-T. And it doesn't stand for "GAT" right in front of me. What does it stand for, Pete? You stink! God!

• 1:36:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Get your tickets. There you go, oh my god, you knew it. Get your tickets, tour is here.

• 1:36:35Peyton Hardin?

  I feel like you do that every week, but-

• 1:36:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Ticket link is in the description.

• 1:36:38Peyton Hardin?

  If you're in Vegas, we're WrestleMania, come to our WrestleMania in Vegas, June 27th.

• 1:36:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Boom, Vegas, we will be there, we will see you, you gotta buy the tickets, description, it's right there.

• 1:36:50Peyton Hardin?

  Don't put it on my camera.

• 1:36:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Patreon is in the description. We absolutely love you, cannot wait to see you next week.

• 1:36:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Good god, Payton is going through a bender right now.

• 1:37:01Peyton Hardin?

  Remember, 1 out of 2 Claws don't make it home to Christmas, and we'll see you next time-

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