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• 1:53Peyton Hardin?

  Hey everybody, welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast, episode 163. Round of applause, please.

• 2:07Peyton Hardin?

  Hey everybody, welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast, episode 163. If you are new here, or if you haven't already, and you look below, you see that subscribe button isn't pressed, you're wrong. If you look even more below, then you see the comment section is fulfilled with your name, guess what, even more wrong, go ahead and fill that out, get your good karma. The best way to get your good karma is hitting that share button, and hitting that bell button, and helping us grow this podcast more and more. The You Should Know Podcast family is growing stronger, we love you, and we're glad to grab new members to the family every day. It's like a bigger, it's like a bigger family reunion every day, every Monday, every week. We can all come together, have a common bond of having fun, having some laughs, and sharing some hot topics.

• 2:49Peyton Hardin?

  And another place we're gonna do that is on tour. We are about to start the Peyton vs. Cam 2025 World Tour. There are still a couple tickets left. Go to ushownostudios.com to grab those, or just click the first link in the bio. If you want more YSK every week, more than just on Mondays on YouTube, you get content almost every day over at the Koala Club, the Patreon, the best place on earth. I have not ever read a single comment, and I'm not trying to jinx us here, I've never read a single comment saying, "Oh, I regret getting the Koala Club." It's never happened. Because Koala Club is the best place on earth, more content than you could ever, ever

• 3:33Peyton Hardin?

  imagine. We love you so much. Oh, and also, Happy Cinco de Mayo!

• 3:42Peyton Hardin?

  Links to everything you ever need in the description below. Now on to the rest of the episode.

• 3:49Peyton Hardin?

  We got co-host Cam back in the studio!

• 3:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Diamond lights!

• 3:58Peyton Hardin?

  How you doing, Cam?

• 3:59Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm doing fantastic, man. There's an aura around you today.

• 4:02Peyton Hardin?

  There is an aura around me today, because something happened this week at your house.

• 4:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 4:08Peyton Hardin?

  Do you not remember?

• 4:09Cameron Kennedy?

  No, something did happen. I'm speaking of the same thing.

• 4:11Peyton Hardin?

  The most monumental thing in your child's life happened because of me.

• 4:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Because of you is questionable. Most monumental is, it's pretty

• 4:20Peyton Hardin?

  And it is caught on camera.

• 4:21Cameron Kennedy?

  It is caught on camera. I don't know if you were the catalyst that caused that.

• 4:24Peyton Hardin?

  I think there's been-

• 4:25Cameron Kennedy?

  I think he was, he was, he was in the moment. Juices were flying from everyone and he just let it slip.

• 4:30Peyton Hardin?

  If you don't know what we're talking about, on my Twitch stream, Cam's kids' first words were "unc" and he said it to me.

• 4:40Peyton Hardin?

  Because your son loves me more than you.

• 4:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. No.

• 4:45Peyton Hardin?

  He didn't say "dada" or "mama", he said "Uncle P".

• 4:50Cameron Kennedy?

  You're not going, "Uncle P".

• 4:52Peyton Hardin?

  He goes, "Hey Uncle P",

• 4:53Cameron Kennedy?

  He went, "Ach", That's what he said.

• 4:56Peyton Hardin?

  No, it was way, it was way clearer than that.

• 4:57Cameron Kennedy?

  It was pretty, it was honestly a wild moment. Like, I left the room, ran out. That was crazy.

• 5:02Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, your son's first words were "unc".

• 5:04Cameron Kennedy?

  That's kinda lit though. I'm not mad at it. I'm not mad at it. As long as it wasn't "mom" or "aunt".

• 5:09Peyton Hardin?

  Why, why would aunt be a problem?

• 5:12Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't want it to be aunt. I want him to love his uncles more.

• 5:14Peyton Hardin?

  Does he have aunts? Oh, he does. Yeah. Liv's sisters.

• 5:17Cameron Kennedy?

  He's got, he's got a couple.

• 5:18Peyton Hardin?

  But they're pretty absent compared to me. But it's, it was so crazy, right? Cause if you remember the day that we announced that Cam and Liv were pregnant on the podcast, I gave them a stuffed koala, right?

• 5:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 5:32Peyton Hardin?

  Flashback to the OGs if you remember. And if you press a button, it's me screaming, "It's Uncle P", right? And Cam and Liv are such bad parents, they've never shown Malachi that.

• 5:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, we have.

• 5:46Peyton Hardin?

  No, they haven't, because Liv told me you hadn't.

• 5:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Then she's lying straight to you.

• 5:50Peyton Hardin?

  Well, y'all are both liars. You're made for each other. So, we go upstairs into Malachi's room, his nursery room, right?

• 5:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Humble abode.

• 5:58Peyton Hardin?

  And it's so many things in there that he doesn't even need.

• 6:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Has no clue what they're-

• 6:02Peyton Hardin?

  Right. And so, I see the koala bear sitting there that I got Malachi. And I'm like, "Oh my god, has he seen this?". Liv goes, "No".

• 6:11Cameron Kennedy?

  She's lying to you. She's, she chose to lie in that moment. She absolutely said, "I'm just not gonna tell the truth." We've shown him everything in his room. I've played the button for him. We've done it multiple times. She's a liar. Liv, you're a [BLEEP] liar.

• 6:21Peyton Hardin?

  Well, have you played it for him since he's gotten cognitive?

• 6:25Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 6:25Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, so that's what it is. Cause back when his brain was mush, he was like-

• 6:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 6:31Peyton Hardin?

  And so-

• 6:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, don't thrust when you're telling a story about my son. You said back when his brain was mush.

• 6:38Peyton Hardin?

  So, don't, don't thrust when you're talking about my son.

• 6:40Cameron Kennedy?

  I did that?

• 6:40Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, you said, "Anyway, so..." This is my natural movement.

• 6:44Cameron Kennedy?

  I think that is your natural prowess.

• 6:45Peyton Hardin?

  And so, it's all caught on camera, by the way. So I'm not lying. Liv's holding Malachi, and he's looking at Unks, his big black savior.

• 6:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Savior? What? Big black uncle, maybe. We don't have to say big black uncle, just his uncle. But if we had to say it, big black uncle.

• 7:08Peyton Hardin?

  Best way to describe it, right? And so.

• 7:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Big black uncle.

• 7:14Peyton Hardin?

  Malachi, I'm your big black uncle.

• 7:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, I've heard a comment about you, too. I've read thousands.

• 7:21Peyton Hardin?

  And so, I grabbed the, I grabbed this stuff koala bear. Liv turns Malachi towards me.

• 7:28Peyton Hardin?

  Click the button. It's Uncle P! His face lights up.

• 7:31Cameron Kennedy?

  It does.

• 7:32Peyton Hardin?

  What the hell was that? I could see he likes it. He goes to grab it. I'm like, oh, you like this thing? I let him touch it a little bit, feel it, play it again. It's Uncle P! He goes, ah, ah, ah, like laughing, happy. He loves this thing. I'm the best uncle in the world. One more time, I click it. It's Uncle P! He goes, Unc! When I.

• 7:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Swear to God, it happened just like that.

• 7:58Peyton Hardin?

  My heart exploded.

• 8:00Cameron Kennedy?

  I literally screamed. I went, what the? I ran out of the room. I was like, my son just spoke. It wasn't even to me or his mom.

• 8:07Peyton Hardin?

  A hundred percent.

• 8:07Cameron Kennedy?

  This is big black uncle. He said, Unc!

• 8:11Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 8:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Dog, it was honestly clear as day.

• 8:13Peyton Hardin?

  Isn't it the best feeling in the world?

• 8:14Cameron Kennedy?

  It was, it honestly was. It was crazy. Like, the fact that he, and obviously that's not his first, like, I mean, hell, it is. If we're gonna be honest.

• 8:21Peyton Hardin?

  That's his first word. Unc is a word. Yeah, Unc is definitely a word.

• 8:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Unc is a word.

• 8:26Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I mean, especially for his generation.

• 8:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Especially 2025, Unc's a word.

• 8:30Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 8:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Who would have thought, though?

• 8:31Peyton Hardin?

  I would. I knew he was destined for me. He was destined for me.

• 8:36Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you did not. No, you did not.

• 8:37Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, God placed him and Liv for me. God placed your son.

• 8:41Cameron Kennedy?

  His big black savior.

• 8:43Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, God placed your son and your wife for me, for your best friend. That's what happened.

• 8:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, you might be on to something.

• 8:52Peyton Hardin?

  What do you mean? Tell me.

• 8:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Malachi might be your savior. You might have it in reverse.

• 8:56Peyton Hardin?

  How so?

• 8:57Cameron Kennedy?

  His aura and the fact that he's alive might save you from going down a weird path. Like, he might balance you.

• 9:06Peyton Hardin?

  Deep, dark road. No, he loves me.

• 9:08Cameron Kennedy?

  You wake up and it's just right when you're just like, man, no.

• 9:12Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 9:12Cameron Kennedy?

  You go, Malachi.

• 9:13Peyton Hardin?

  100%. It would never happen.

• 9:15Cameron Kennedy?

  No, never.

• 9:16Peyton Hardin?

  But I do love your son and I'm just honored that his first words were for me and not you.

• 9:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Can I be honest?

• 9:21Peyton Hardin?

  Go ahead.

• 9:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Slightly jealous.

• 9:22Peyton Hardin?

  I was trying to get at it, because I saw you trying to be all happy about it in the moment and now.

• 9:28Cameron Kennedy?

  In the moment, it was sick. In the moment, it was hyped. It's like, what the hell? He's three months, he just spoke.

• 9:31Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 9:32Cameron Kennedy?

  But then it really sunk in. I said, it's honesty. He came over, he hit the bear, and now you're gonna say his name? Feed you. I clean your... I bathe you. I rock you, and you don't say nothing.

• 9:42Peyton Hardin?

  That doesn't define love. That's your responsibility. I love him. He knows.

• 9:46Cameron Kennedy?

  I love him more than you do.

• 9:48Peyton Hardin?

  I don't think that's true.

• 9:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Are you debating that you love my son more than me?

• 9:52Peyton Hardin?

  I think so. I think so.

• 9:54Cameron Kennedy?

  You're ludicrous.

• 9:55Peyton Hardin?

  I think y'all's relationship is more transactional.

• 9:58Cameron Kennedy?

  What the hell do I get? It's a negative transaction, if anything. I am heavily in the red from him. That sounds awful, but I'm saying...

• 10:06Peyton Hardin?

  And that Bruce Hargrave.

• 10:07Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm saying transactional?

• 10:08Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, I've...

• 10:09Cameron Kennedy?

  I do everything because I love him, not because I have to. What am I getting out of losing sleep?

• 10:12Peyton Hardin?

  I've never...

• 10:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Less free time?

• 10:14Peyton Hardin?

  The things I do for him, I don't have to. I spent money on him before he was born, so I'm in the red too.

• 10:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Exactly, but it's not transactional.

• 10:21Peyton Hardin?

  I do it without complaining.

• 10:22Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't complain.

• 10:23Peyton Hardin?

  You go, Malachi?

• 10:25Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I bite the path. I go, be quiet. No, it's not transactional.

• 10:30Peyton Hardin?

  I definitely...

• 10:31Cameron Kennedy?

  You do not love my son more than me.

• 10:33Peyton Hardin?

  I think in a different kind of love, yes, I do.

• 10:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Scale of 1 to 10, how much you love him?

• 10:36Peyton Hardin?

  4 and 1/2.

• 10:37Cameron Kennedy?

  My god, see?

• 10:40Peyton Hardin?

  I'm just kidding, I love him 100 out of 10.

• 10:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 10:43Peyton Hardin?

  I love your son.

• 10:43Cameron Kennedy?

  God, you're too smart.

• 10:45Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I know.

• 10:45Cameron Kennedy?

  I was trying to set a trap for you. You were gonna say 10 out of 10, I was gonna say, oh, I love him 100 out of 10, or 12 out of 10.

• 10:50Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, so I said it's super low, you don't know what to do.

• 10:52Cameron Kennedy?

  God.

• 10:53Peyton Hardin?

  I had a great-

• 10:53Cameron Kennedy?

  You run laps around me.

• 10:54Peyton Hardin?

  And I had a great week this week, outside of your son proving that he loves me more than he loves you.

• 10:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Absolutely insufficient and false, but how was your week? Great?

• 11:01Peyton Hardin?

  I went to Friday Night SmackDown.

• 11:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Holy shit, you did.

• 11:06Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god, and I hate to get into WWE talk so early, I'm not gonna dive into the whole thing of WWE. But I do have a story that came from Friday Night SmackDown.

• 11:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Go for it.

• 11:16Peyton Hardin?

  So, as soon as I walk, and I say this all the time, but YSK in WWE, or Peyton Harden in WWE-

• 11:22Cameron Kennedy?

  God.

• 11:23Peyton Hardin?

  Definitely gonna do something in the future together.

• 11:24Cameron Kennedy?

  It's yin and yang.

• 11:25Peyton Hardin?

  There's no way it doesn't happen. Because, as soon as, before I even got into the arena, people were coming up, talking about how much they love the podcast, the security at the arena, people that work for WWE. It was just, it was a beautiful thing, all night.

• 11:38Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like this.

• 11:38Peyton Hardin?

  So much love.

• 11:39Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like this.

• 11:40Peyton Hardin?

  As soon as I walk into any WWE event, it is like YSK family reunion in there, right? But, some people don't know who I am, right? And they don't know what comes with me. One of the things that come with me, is an odor.

• 12:01Peyton Hardin?

  Right? Now let's backtrack. So, oh my god, I thought you were gonna say something real, I go, you go, odor. So before I left, to go to Friday Night SmackDown-

• 12:14Cameron Kennedy?

  This makes sense.

• 12:15Peyton Hardin?

  I was wearing my clothes, I changed, and I was just sitting with CJ in the kitchen, talking, drinking, having fun, right?

• 12:22Peyton Hardin?

  Something came over me, and I said, CJ, can you smell me?

• 12:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, god.

• 12:26Peyton Hardin?

  I used to give you the smell checks.

• 12:27Cameron Kennedy?

  God.

• 12:27Peyton Hardin?

  Now I ask CJ to give me the smell checks. I raise one arm, he goes, no, that one's fine.

• 12:33Cameron Kennedy?

  I go, well, this one is, this next one's gonna be where the problem lies.

• 12:38Peyton Hardin?

  I lift up this arm, he goes, now, now that one's a little sour. Now that one-

• 12:41Cameron Kennedy?

  It's a little rank.

• 12:42Peyton Hardin?

  Now, and so, I'm like, I knew it, I knew something was wrong, but I loved the t-shirt I was wearing.

• 12:48Peyton Hardin?

  So I went upstairs, and I said, the only problem area is the pit. I grab my cologne, and I spray the pit of my shirt. And I drown it.

• 12:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I was about to say, it was not-

• 12:59Peyton Hardin?

  No, I drown it.

• 13:02Peyton Hardin?

  I go back downstairs, I tell CJ, CJ, can you smell the pit again?

• 13:05Cameron Kennedy?

  CJ goes, of course.

• 13:06Peyton Hardin?

  He goes, he goes, he goes, now it just smells like you mixed cologne with boof. And it smells worse.

• 13:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, change your shirt.

• 13:14Peyton Hardin?

  Uber's outside.

• 13:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh no, god.

• 13:17Peyton Hardin?

  I go outside to the Uber, I sit down, right? It's like an hour drive.

• 13:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 13:22Peyton Hardin?

  To where this event was at. Hour, hour drive, I'm driving, I'm driving. As we're going, I can smell myself more.

• 13:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, you-

• 13:30Peyton Hardin?

  It was getting bad. I get to the event. I, I make my way, get my drinks, go down to the floor, sit in my seat, right? The guy next to me, and the guy next to me, sandwiching me, do not know who I am. The people behind me do, and the people in front of me do.

• 13:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh god.

• 13:46Peyton Hardin?

  I'm taking pictures with the people in front of me, right? That's my go-to move.

• 13:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh no.

• 13:50Peyton Hardin?

  This is my go-to move, arms in the air. In my peripheral, I see the guys go...

• 13:58Peyton Hardin?

  They go... They give me the most like back-up kind of face in the world. I smell horrible. I see that, I clock it. I know I stink. I know things are bad, right? I'm panicking now. So now, I'm winged, I'm chicken-winged, I'm tucked in the whole night, right? Woo! I wanted to, I, I immediately, I've stunk in public so many times, I know the plan of action. I just go get a t-shirt. I go get a different t-shirt, they're selling merch here, right? I'm about, I'm like this, they're playing the WWE intro before the show starts. I'm like, I have time to just run upstairs, grab some merch, come back down. It's like, there's probably not getting, nothing's gonna happen at the beginning of the show. I go to turn, to walk upstairs. As soon as I go to turn out of my seat, I hear...

• 14:48Peyton Hardin?

  John Cena comes out. I'm like...

• 14:52Peyton Hardin?

  I turn around, I'm trying to record John Cena, and his, his last time, probably in Texas. I'm recording him like this, over people, and I'm like, shit! I raise my arms up. I look to my right, I look to my right. The guy that was sitting next to me is no longer sitting next to me. I look over, it is a lady and a security guard. I'm sitting next to John Cena's wife.

• 15:23Peyton Hardin?

  And I'm like this.

• 15:26Peyton Hardin?

  She's looking at me with the most disgusted look in her eyes as I'm fanboying over her husband. And I smell like absolute.

• 15:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, I thought you met at first before you said it was John Cena's wife. I thought you said, "Bro called the feds on you because you're stink." I thought he literally got security and said, "Hey, I can't sit next to this. I paid quality money for this."

• 15:47Peyton Hardin?

  No, I'm sitting next to John Cena's wife.

• 15:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Did she give you an audible complaint at any point?

• 15:55Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, she's such a sweet lady. Like she was taking pictures with the fans and like everybody. She was so sweet and she was wearing John Cena's gear. It was the cutest thing ever. And she was so excited to watch him. She was just, she loved it. And I was like, "I love that kind of support." But she would be so happy looking at her husband and anytime I went to cheer, she would go.

• 16:16Cameron Kennedy?

  She was definitely, definitely cussing you out in her mind, 100%.

• 16:20Peyton Hardin?

  I don't blame her and Mrs. Cena. I am sorry. I love your husband and I haven't seen him since I was a kid. And it was one of the best nights of my life. But I smell it often. You're sitting there, she's just trying to watch her husband. You're sitting there. Hostile loyalty, respect. And she's like, and you're just like, you're sitting like. Yeah, and so, and then so, long story short, that segment ends. I stayed for like two or three because there was a banger Friday night SmackDown. There was not a time, a bathroom break time, to a point where I had to go during a commercial break. I ran out. As soon as I was trying to run out, these two kids run out of nowhere, right in front of me,

• 17:04Peyton Hardin?

  holding the sign saying, "We're only here for the Uschino Podcast." And it's the same dude from the other Monday Night Raw I went to. And they were expecting you, so many people were expecting you to be there because apparently, on an episode, you said, "The next WWE I'm going to." So there's a lot of people saying, "I thought Cam was gonna be here. I thought Cam..." And I was like, "Oh, he's a liar." Like, he doesn't keep promises.

• 17:26Cameron Kennedy?

  I probably did want to go and I probably, I probably did say that. I'm not gonna call them liars, but you didn't even know, you didn't even figure out you were going until like two nights before. So I sure did know. But yeah, I would literally, you said you ran to piss and they popped out and were like, "No, no."

• 17:42Peyton Hardin?

  No, I ran to go change my shirt and I pissed.

• 17:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah.

• 17:45Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, we're gonna go, so they, that was, and there's a video of me with them, and it's my last time of the night with that shirt.

• 17:51Cameron Kennedy?

  How long were you next to Mrs. Cena with that stench?

• 17:54Peyton Hardin?

  Probably like eighteen minutes, fifteen minutes, something like that.

• 17:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Eighteen minutes?

• 18:00Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. She, no, she, she will remember me.

• 18:04Cameron Kennedy?

  You will be in her brain.

• 18:06Peyton Hardin?

  We could go work in the future with John Cena, and if she's there, she's gonna be like, get him out, get him out!

• 18:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Make him bathe, now!

• 18:13Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, and uh, it's to the point, that shirt that I had, I put it behind my seat, right? I changed my shirt, I put it behind my seat, like on it, like hanging off. But I was standing up and sitting down the whole night, it hit the floor, right? So I was taking pictures as, as the show ended, like, with a bunch of people, security came over, and they picked it up.

• 18:34Cameron Kennedy?

  I already know what you're gonna do!

• 18:36Peyton Hardin?

  I, I swear to God. They pick it up, and they go, they're literally like, and so they're examining it? And it's moving, right? Cause like, they're like twirling it, and moving, and, and then she goes, oh, oh, oh, oh! And she puts it down, and everybody could tell, that's my f***ing shirt! It was on my chair!

• 18:56Cameron Kennedy?

  What'd you say?

• 18:57Peyton Hardin?

  I said, oh, throw it away, it's trash, I swear to God.

• 18:59Cameron Kennedy?

  I thought, I, I thought you were gonna be like, oh, that's not mine.

• 19:01Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, I, I owned it, I was, I was, I don't care at that point. I was like, that's mine, throw it away, I know.

• 19:09Cameron Kennedy?

  That, I think it's, I, I'm, if I could diagnose you, it's like a hypo, what is it, a hypochondriac, but with scent? The second it gets in your mind, the second you have the thought, I need a sniff check, I need, do I smell bad? It's only gonna get worse. It's like a snowball. It's going to get worse and worse and worse.

• 19:26Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know what, I think, well, that's a mix of anxiety and rhythm. Like, you know what I mean? Like, whenever I'm anxious, I, I can change my brain chemistry to do anything.

• 19:37Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you f***ing, shut up, shut up. No, you can't.

• 19:39Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, I can.

• 19:40Cameron Kennedy?

  You can change your brain chemistry when you become anxious?

• 19:45Peyton Hardin?

  When I'm actually anxious, like panic attack anxious, you could, I could make myself happy.

• 19:53Peyton Hardin?

  Too far? Sorry.

• 19:59Peyton Hardin?

  Well, well, that was me being like, I like to explain things in the most extreme ways.

• 20:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah. Let's just play that one out. So in what scenario?

• 20:08Peyton Hardin?

  No, but if I can convince myself like I have diarrhea, I will go have diarrhea.

• 20:13Cameron Kennedy?

  You are, there's, you're, you're not being honest. You're not being real.

• 20:16Peyton Hardin?

  My anxious warriors that are watching and listening to this can completely understand. I could convince myself that I have something wrong.

• 20:24Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you are so in thought that you really think it and you could believe it's true. It doesn't make it true.

• 20:30Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, it does.

• 20:31Cameron Kennedy?

  No, that's your superpower. You are, you are...

• 20:35Peyton Hardin?

  You call it what you must.

• 20:38Cameron Kennedy?

  You're not telling me that if you are so anxious in the moment, in this scenario, that you go,

• 20:48Cameron Kennedy?

  and you're down your leg. There's no way.

• 20:50Peyton Hardin?

  It's not that quick. It's not that quick.

• 20:52Cameron Kennedy?

  It takes time to build?

• 20:54Peyton Hardin?

  You just don't have anxiety and you're making fun of me.

• 20:56Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not making fun of you. I'm saying you're not altering your brain chemistry.

• 20:59Peyton Hardin?

  It starts with a weird feeling or a noise. It's, I swear to God, it starts with a weird feeling or a noise somewhere guttural. And then I'm like, oh, I don't like that. And then once I'm, I hit that, I don't like that, and my brain is stuck on it, it is stuck on it.

• 21:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, that's, that's what I'm telling you. It's your sin.

• 21:14Peyton Hardin?

  And then it will go, and then it will go, and then it will go. And then you know where I really get messed up?

• 21:19Cameron Kennedy?

  How?

• 21:19Peyton Hardin?

  I hit the internet with it. Strange, weird feeling, right side, lower stomach area, random.

• 21:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Guttural noise, near kidney, uh, when a little overtired.

• 21:30Peyton Hardin?

  And you know what it says? You're gonna die in three hours! Like, go seek medical attention, fast! And I'm like, oh, I'm fucking insurance!

• 21:40Peyton Hardin?

  And I'm panicking. That's my regular Tuesdays, dog.

• 21:47Cameron Kennedy?

  He looks at you looking up in the Uber, it's like you need to be in a hospital now, you're just like You go, "How much longer? Drive faster!" And then you just go, "Oh god." It's just like a, it's a spiral.

• 22:00Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I'm telling you. My anxious Exactly what I'm talking about.

• 22:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, yeah, an- like crippling anxiety.

• 22:07Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 22:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Mixed with self thought, typically negative self thoughts.

• 22:11Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 22:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Mixed with Google?

• 22:12Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 22:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Is like a concoction from hell.

• 22:15Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, there's a point, like, whenever I was anxious in my past relationships, I think I was making my ex cheat on me.

• 22:22Peyton Hardin?

  Like, I could be like, "She's, she's getting [__] right now," and then she would end up going and get [__].

• 22:33Cameron Kennedy?

  You're sitting there in the mirror, you're like, "She doesn't [__] love you, she doesn't love you, she's cheating right now, you're cheating, she's cheating."

• 22:39Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, no, it's like, I could play out her night in my head. Like, I swear to god, I'd be super sad, and this is super vulnerable, and if y'all judge me, [__] you, you're fired.

• 22:47Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not judging you. I'm not judging.

• 22:49Peyton Hardin?

  No, and I'm being so completely [__] honest right now.

• 22:53Cameron Kennedy?

  No one judge.

• 22:54Peyton Hardin?

  YSK fam, if you [__] judge me for this, I would be in my bed, like, super depressed, right? She left, or no, she didn't leave yet, but I could tell, she doesn't love me.

• 23:02Cameron Kennedy?

  You were forming the leaving.

• 23:03Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, and so I would be, I'd be like, she'd be like, "I'm going out."

• 23:08Peyton Hardin?

  So I'd be laying in my bed, and I'd just play out her night in my head, like, okay, I know what time she normally gets to these places, I know what this place is like. God forbid, she knows the bouncer, the bouncer's gonna introduce her to this, take her to this section, this section's gonna give her drinks, this guy's an attractive rich dude. Oh wait, and then I'll play out this whole night, and then it'll be 1:30 in the morning, and she starts texting me. I'll be like, "I made you do it."

• 23:33Cameron Kennedy?

  And you would think you made her do that.

• 23:35Peyton Hardin?

  Oh yeah.

• 23:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Baba, that's not your fault, we're not judging, we were here to uplift you, you're a righteous man, you weren't doing that, that was her. You're great.

• 23:43Peyton Hardin?

  But I think I do have the superpower, if I'm anxious enough, I think I can make anything happen, this is because of my anxiety.

• 23:49Cameron Kennedy?

  What is because you're anxious?

• 23:50Peyton Hardin?

  This, everything we have here.

• 23:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, that's true.

• 23:52Peyton Hardin?

  I think I do have a superpower.

• 23:53Cameron Kennedy?

  So you think you could, like, okay, let's take it one step up, you're in a jungle, right? All of a sudden, you're wa-

• 23:59Peyton Hardin?

  Wow.

• 24:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Wow. Three, three crippled nasty minds, one sane person. What now if I said, you're in the desert? Whoa.

• 24:08Peyton Hardin?

  No, that'd be no, why can't I be in the desert? Put me in the desert.

• 24:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, you're in the desert, but it's not as good because what I'm about to say.

• 24:12Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, well.

• 24:13Cameron Kennedy?

  You're in the jungle, walking by yourself, forest.

• 24:15Peyton Hardin?

  Sure.

• 24:16Cameron Kennedy?

  There you go, you're in a forest.

• 24:17Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 24:17Cameron Kennedy?

  And all of a sudden, a caribou turns the corner, right?

• 24:21Peyton Hardin?

  Caribou, that's close to the beaver, the kangaroo family.

• 24:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, I think like moose, big, like a huge moose. What are you thinking? That's a caribou, right? Caribou is a huge.

• 24:30Peyton Hardin?

  I thought a caribou was like one of them hedgehog platypus little mother. No, no. You know what I'm talking about. Capybara, that's what I'm saying about them little.

• 24:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Twelve hundred, fifteen hundred pounds, huge antlers.

• 24:41Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I'm gonna start calling you caribou, caribou Kennedy.

• 24:45Cameron Kennedy?

  It turns the corner. Do you think you have it in, in your superpower? Because that is a superpower to like make that caribou not.

• 24:53Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, mine is predetermined and premeditated. Mine's, I have to be alone.

• 24:58Cameron Kennedy?

  If you're driving to the forest and the whole time you're thinking, no caribou will touch me. You won't be touched by a caribou?

• 25:03Peyton Hardin?

  Different, it's in, it has to be authentic. I can't just randomly, it has to be like something internal in me that sparked.

• 25:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, we need to, no, we need to like start working on this.

• 25:10Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, no, if y'all were to, to unalive me and sell me.

• 25:14Cameron Kennedy?

  My god.

• 25:15Peyton Hardin?

  Y'all would be billionaires.

• 25:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Who the hell are we selling you to? Who are we selling you to?

• 25:19Peyton Hardin?

  Amazon or something.

• 25:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Amazon, we're gonna sell your corpse to Amazon.

• 25:23Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, well, I'm just saying, I, I think something is up here that's worth a little bit of something.

• 25:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Don't, why don't wait till you're gone? You know, work on it now.

• 25:29Peyton Hardin?

  No, I don't want to be a prisoner.

• 25:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Speaking of that, we're, I found out that we're never gonna be optimal. We are never gonna make it.

• 25:35Peyton Hardin?

  Me and you?

• 25:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Our fitness journey, never.

• 25:36Peyton Hardin?

  Why?

• 25:37Cameron Kennedy?

  We're not making it.

• 25:37Peyton Hardin?

  Why not?

• 25:38Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm sitting, watching TikToks at the house. This guy jumps on, he's one of the healthiest guys in the world, right?

• 25:42Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 25:43Cameron Kennedy?

  He did six weeks straight, had a hundred percent sleep score for six weeks straight. Every single night, he slept perfect. That's literally what his app told him, perfect. He gets on the video and goes, yeah, I, I eat my last meal about 11 a.m. every day. I eat my dinner at 11 a.m.

• 25:59Cameron Kennedy?

  I eat my dinner at 11 a.m.

• 26:01Peyton Hardin?

  Is he healthy?

• 26:02Cameron Kennedy?

  He's the healthiest man.

• 26:03Peyton Hardin?

  Does he look okay?

• 26:04Cameron Kennedy?

  He looks fantastic.

• 26:05Peyton Hardin?

  That's strange.

• 26:06Cameron Kennedy?

  That's, he looks fantastic. He's healthy. He sleeps 100%. And I thought to myself, he said he eats from 6 to 11, 2,500 calories.

• 26:14Peyton Hardin?

  That has to be like some, that's like Ramadan, no? Not to be offensive.

• 26:17Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no.

• 26:18Peyton Hardin?

  But they have windows.

• 26:19Cameron Kennedy?

  He goes, he goes, "Your primary first stage digestion takes 6 hours. I don't want to interfere with that. I drink 5 things of anti-inflammatory green tea per day." And I said, "You know what? It's just not meant for us."

• 26:28Peyton Hardin?

  I don't think, okay, but that's super extreme. People like that, I don't believe in them.

• 26:32Cameron Kennedy?

  But that, but, who are we chasing?

• 26:35Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not chasing anybody. I'm just saying, I don't believe in that.

• 26:38Cameron Kennedy?

  What do you mean you don't believe in it?

• 26:39Peyton Hardin?

  Like, that's, that's your crickets are invading thing. Like, you just believe it.

• 26:43Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's not.

• 26:44Peyton Hardin?

  I don't try, like, there's not a person on this earth that lives like that. For, for how many years did he say he's been doing that?

• 26:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I don't know how many years. He said for 6 weeks straight. He slept perfect every night.

• 26:53Peyton Hardin?

  I don't believe that. And like, prove it to me. Sleep with me. Like, you, like, for me to believe something that derogatory and crazy, you have to bed me.

• 27:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Derogatory?

• 27:04Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, like, that's not real. There's no way. Like Ashton Hall, right? We know that's not real.

• 27:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. That's fabricated.

• 27:10Peyton Hardin?

  That guy's Ashton Hall. You don't sleep like that. Unless Ashton Hall's in bed with me, I'm not believing.

• 27:18Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, I don't believe it.

• 27:19Cameron Kennedy?

  I'll take it one further. During the interview, he's eating like a poke bowl, like a very healthy thing. I sh** you not, while being interviewed, he was like this.

• 27:30Cameron Kennedy?

  He was eating. He was hitting a stretch. He goes, "I tend to stretch for about an hour and a half, 2 hours a day."

• 27:35Peyton Hardin?

  Well, that's good.

• 27:36Cameron Kennedy?

  And he literally goes, he goes, "Yeah, sleep score 100%, full-blown stretch."

• 27:40Peyton Hardin?

  I don't, see, I don't believe in people like that.

• 27:41Cameron Kennedy?

  And I immediately, but the thing, the guy interviewing him was another, like, fitness dude, and he was trying to learn the tips. And I immediately thought, "What if that was us? We're never gonna make it."

• 27:50Peyton Hardin?

  I would be miserable, yeah.

• 27:51Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, we would never be able to do that.

• 27:52Peyton Hardin?

  No, I have too many real-life issues. I have so much responsibility in my day-to-day life, where I don't have 2 hours to stretch.

• 27:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 28:00Peyton Hardin?

  I don't have, I, I have to eat at midnight. I, I have things to do.

• 28:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 28:05Peyton Hardin?

  Like, I don't.

• 28:06Cameron Kennedy?

  God, you hit it on the head.

• 28:07Peyton Hardin?

  People that live like that have nothing to do.

• 28:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Too smooth, too smooth.

• 28:09Peyton Hardin?

  Who's his dad? He founded Microsoft. His dad's Bill Gates. Like, he has nothing to his, to do.

• 28:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Papa Gates.

• 28:15Peyton Hardin?

  You know what I mean? And speaking of Ashton Hall, right? I've been, I've been doing this thing in my fitness journey, as you, as you say, which I'm really doing very bad on.

• 28:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, you're not.

• 28:25Peyton Hardin?

  Like, I'm fat, so I've been trying to keep up my fitness journey. Ashton Hall, the guy that does the morning routine videos, wake up at 4 a.m., get on a meeting, all that stuff.

• 28:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Four minutes in the air in a single dive.

• 28:36Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly, that guy. He really made this thing popular, which is called mouth tape.

• 28:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Shut up. Shut up.

• 28:48Peyton Hardin?

  Right? I bought mouth tape.

• 28:50Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you did not.

• 28:51Peyton Hardin?

  I did, I did. Because I, I am a well-known mouth breather.

• 29:00Peyton Hardin?

  Like, I, whenever I breathe, it looks like I'm trying to taste the air.

• 29:05Peyton Hardin?

  Like, I...

• 29:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, that's how you think, you're just like...

• 29:10Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. It's, like, whenever I was a kid, I would be slouched, like, mouth open, and my mom would come and chin me, right? To make sure I was good.

• 29:18Cameron Kennedy?

  So many scars on my tongue, she caught me.

• 29:21Peyton Hardin?

  And so I'm a known mouth breather, right? And I've been called names for it my whole life. And then this beautiful man, Ashton Hall, he, he, he, his night routine is put on mouth tape. Go to bed, take it off, you get a defined jawline, you get better sleep, right?

• 29:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Clear your airways?

• 29:39Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know if I got the wrong mouth tape, bro.

• 29:43Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know if I got the wrong mouth tape, Cam. Dog. This is a PSA to everybody listening.

• 29:53Peyton Hardin?

  If you get mouth tape, it will literally feel like you woke up and you're like a prisoner of war. It is the scariest thing to forget you have mouth tape on.

• 30:07Peyton Hardin?

  It is, it is unbelievable.

• 30:09Cameron Kennedy?

  You forgot you had to take...

• 30:11Peyton Hardin?

  And it wasn't like I woke up in the morning, like, mm. I woke up at like 3 a.m., like, looking for water.

• 30:19Cameron Kennedy?

  He said...

• 30:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Your butt naked too, it's like...

• 30:26Peyton Hardin?

  Dog, have you ever done the mouth tape thing?

• 30:28Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 30:29Peyton Hardin?

  It's horrible.

• 30:31Cameron Kennedy?

  The fact that you beat me to it is, that's crazy.

• 30:34Peyton Hardin?

  And I couldn't get it off of my mouth because it was attached to my, my beard and my mustache. And so I was like, like, 3 a.m., waxing my... I was like...

• 30:46Cameron Kennedy?

  He's like

• 30:49Cameron Kennedy?

  He's like to yourself, what I ended up doing is I went to my sink. Holy shit, no you've been. I swear to god, I went to my sink, I ran the hot water and I was wavering it hot. I put my mouth over it so it could like take a little bit of the glue or whatever's on it. Dog. Do not get that. Now you're burning your face, all at three in the morning, mind you, you have crusties. You're not there, you're sitting there.

• 31:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. In pain. Do not get the mouth tape. Did you try it again? No. Kim, that's the thing with me, I don't need to explore. You, I'll try something once. You're a one time guy. If it goes bad, it is not for me, I'm done. I don't need to try it twice. But I would argue now you know, that you know, that first night was a fright. You forgot. A long day, you went to sleep, you woke up, couldn't breathe, freak out. Right. Now you can expect it. I understand that, but the thing is, how am I getting it off my face? That's the problem. Oh god, yeah. That hurts. And I don't know how they do it, like it is morning routine, it was so seamless and simple. I was sort of like.

• 31:50Cameron Kennedy?

  One, two.

• 31:52Cameron Kennedy?

  One, two. This, this eyes closed, you're still butt naked, you're just like.

• 31:58Cameron Kennedy?

  You can't get it off? Holy shit. That would be. Yeah. Oh my god. It was absolutely horrible.

• 32:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, random, random question. Would you rather your mom?

• 32:14Cameron Kennedy?

  You know, just let me get there, let me get there. Can I get a better? Can I get a better transition? How the? Can we go from mouth tape? What is wrong with you? Because, because, just, just wait. Joe, you're not, you're, you're. We have to put like an ad there or something. Would you, okay, here we go. I thought of a would you rather. Okay. Would you rather your mom? No. Or CJ has to live with you for the next 20 years.

• 32:44Peyton Hardin?

  I would marry CJ. I would literally get CJ pregnant.

• 32:47Cameron Kennedy?

  God, you're a good man.

• 32:48Peyton Hardin?

  That was the easiest would you rather. That's my mom.

• 32:50Cameron Kennedy?

  My mom's lived a great life. Oh my god, for CJ for two decades? My mom's lived, she's done it all. She saw her baby have a baby. She's lived a great life.

• 33:00Peyton Hardin?

  Play too much. I ain't playing like that.

• 33:02Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not playing either, I'm just saying. If the Grim Reaper turned the corner and said CJ or your mom, I'd say she had a great time.

• 33:09Peyton Hardin?

  Wow, really?

• 33:10Cameron Kennedy?

  She had a good time.

• 33:12Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 33:12Cameron Kennedy?

  CJ, does that make you feel good?

• 33:14Peyton Hardin?

  No, not really.

• 33:18Peyton Hardin?

  That actually makes me feel bad, dude.

• 33:21Cameron Kennedy?

  What the?

• 33:21Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 33:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Well, that question is that. That was just to be funny, but here's the, here's a real would you rather. Or I thought of. Would you rather? Okay? Would you rather? This is a serious one. Spend the next 10 years with Pierce. Living with Pierce. Every day. Pierce is with you.

• 33:41Peyton Hardin?

  In my house now?

• 33:42Cameron Kennedy?

  In your house now. If you move somewhere, he stays with you, everything. Or leaving the office, and it's, it's normal Pierce.

• 33:49Peyton Hardin?

  Stop looking at me.

• 33:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Why is he sitting up so straight? He's like.

• 33:54Peyton Hardin?

  He's like, it's my turn.

• 33:55Cameron Kennedy?

  He's like, I've been wanting to move in there.

• 33:57Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 33:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Live with Pierce, Pierce as he is, next 10 years. Or the next girl that CJ sees upon leaving this building is now your wife.

• 34:10Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, that's easy. See, the girl, the girl that CJ sees.

• 34:14Cameron Kennedy?

  The girl that CJ sees.

• 34:14Peyton Hardin?

  You know, quick, it's gonna get a divorce?

• 34:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, let's, let's add a threshold. Wife for two years.

• 34:22Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 34:23Cameron Kennedy?

  You'd stay with her?

• 34:24Peyton Hardin?

  I can be disloyal.

• 34:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Why'd you make it a tune?

• 34:32Cameron Kennedy?

  He said, "I can be disloyal. I'm gonna cheat on you." Oh, you sick man!

• 34:38Peyton Hardin?

  Call it what you want. You won't call me Pierce's roommate. I'll tell you that. You won't call me that. It's okay. God, imagine waking up and seeing that stash of shit.

• 34:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Amazon Prime must have-

• 34:50Peyton Hardin?

  I'm like, "I smell so much hair gel."

• 34:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, God, the castor oil. Like, no, that's not real. It's not a real stash.

• 34:56Peyton Hardin?

  Holy- There is a, um- There's a popular thing going on, right? Since you're bringing up the would you rathers, there's a popular thing going on, on Twitter. And this is like vintage YSK question.

• 35:08Cameron Kennedy?

  We were way ahead of the curve.

• 35:09Peyton Hardin?

  Way ahead of our curve, right? I, honestly, we might have made this up.

• 35:14Cameron Kennedy?

  We mu- eh, let's-

• 35:15Peyton Hardin?

  Sing it! Go Peter, go Peter, go Peter, go Peter, go Peter, go Peter, go Peter, go Peter, go Peter, go Peter. So we might have made this up, right?

• 35:30Cameron Kennedy?

  I stink.

• 35:31Peyton Hardin?

  The question is, do you think 100 men could beat 1 gorilla? Now, we have said this probably before, like 80 episodes ago.

• 35:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, a long time.

• 35:43Peyton Hardin?

  But we've grown, we've matured, the internet is involved now.

• 35:48Cameron Kennedy?

  The cycle of life has returned.

• 35:50Peyton Hardin?

  And we might have changed our stances. Do you think 100 men could beat 1 gorilla?

• 35:54Cameron Kennedy?

  You wanna say it at the same time or me first?

• 35:55Peyton Hardin?

  No, that's the ask to you.

• 35:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes. I think 100 men can beat 1 gorilla.

• 36:01Peyton Hardin?

  And I think it is not even a question.

• 36:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes or no?

• 36:05Peyton Hardin?

  I agree with you.

• 36:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah. I don't, the whole, the whole stance-

• 36:08Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 36:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Behind 100 men, they're like, "Oh, the, but, duh, duh." It's all about the parameters.

• 36:13Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 36:14Cameron Kennedy?

  If the gorilla, it's, it's sole goals to kill the men, to unalive the men, the 100 men is to unalive the gorilla, men win.

• 36:20Peyton Hardin?

  100 times over.

• 36:21Cameron Kennedy?

  It's 100 men.

• 36:22Peyton Hardin?

  100 men. And have you seen, and- If it's just random, man, like we're just taking a poll, like the senses we grab a hundred random men, it's gonna be a little tougher.

• 36:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, if we get to draft a couple of prospects.

• 36:34Peyton Hardin?

  If we get a hundred of our intern pierces.

• 36:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 36:37Peyton Hardin?

  Gorilla's gonna have a field day, right? But if we get drafts.

• 36:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God.

• 36:44Peyton Hardin?

  Like we're like Brock Lesnar.

• 36:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Send Brock Lesnar, you send the Undertaker.

• 36:48Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, dude, it's, there's no question in my mind.

• 36:50Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 36:51Peyton Hardin?

  And yes, there's gonna be some casualties.

• 36:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Obviously.

• 36:54Peyton Hardin?

  Some people are gonna get a, like a bad knock on their door in the morning, right?

• 36:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Bad club to the grill.

• 37:00Peyton Hardin?

  No, I'm saying like the families are gonna get a bad knock, be like, should've gone out there.

• 37:05Cameron Kennedy?

  We beat the gorilla, but Craig's gone.

• 37:08Peyton Hardin?

  That's how it's gonna go.

• 37:09Cameron Kennedy?

  She'll be like, oh, my God.

• 37:10Peyton Hardin?

  A hundred percent.

• 37:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Do they get compensated in this scenario?

• 37:14Peyton Hardin?

  No, I think it's just people that are out there fighting the good cause.

• 37:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Fighting the good cause, so we just draft a hundred guys, rip them out of their day to day to fight a gorilla?

• 37:22Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 37:23Cameron Kennedy?

  For no reward?

• 37:23Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, well, you're bragging right. But I'm saying, I don't, I don't understand a circumstance in which the gorilla wins. I genuinely do not see it.

• 37:33Cameron Kennedy?

  No, the only way it wins is if it's by the, the surprise, if it's surprise. If it's just the gorilla's dropped into the enclosure, the men are dropped there, the men have no clue what's going on.

• 37:44Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 37:45Cameron Kennedy?

  If it's sanctioned, if we're selling pay-per-view buys for this event and it's, there's promos, the men win.

• 37:50Peyton Hardin?

  I don't think in any circumstance the gorilla wins with a hundred men. I don't think people have, like, have been somewhere where there's 100 people doing something together.

• 37:58Cameron Kennedy?

  At the same time, yeah, that's a lot of people.

• 38:00Peyton Hardin?

  That's a lot of people and humans are the smartest in the world.

• 38:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Exactly.

• 38:05Peyton Hardin?

  Are the smartest being in the world.

• 38:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 38:07Peyton Hardin?

  I've met some gorillas, right? They like magic.

• 38:13Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. They like magic and they like to throw things, right?

• 38:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 38:17Peyton Hardin?

  I've never seen a gorilla box I R L.

• 38:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, never.

• 38:20Peyton Hardin?

  I've never seen it.

• 38:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Never once. You've never seen a gorilla slip a left hook?

• 38:23Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly. Like you might see like the good ones on the internet be like, like, we could all go watch Tom Brady highlights. Like if a gorilla's point of reference for football players is Tom Brady, they're gonna think we're all got a mean arm.

• 38:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah, exactly.

• 38:38Peyton Hardin?

  But then they go see Cam play football and it's like. It's like Stevie Wonder trying to catch a baseball.

• 38:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 38:46Peyton Hardin?

  I know, I'm not, no, no, it's true. No, I love Stevie. I love Stevie, but if we're honest, I wouldn't call on him to catch a baseball.

• 38:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Not at all.

• 38:54Peyton Hardin?

  It's not a problem. I would call on him to make great music.

• 38:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Exactly.

• 38:58Peyton Hardin?

  The soundtrack of my life. I love him, and I'm still iffy on Stevie. If we're winning out there, I'm still iffy on him.

• 39:05Peyton Hardin?

  There's too much evidence against him.

• 39:08Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know. God bless him. It's none of my business.

• 39:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Back to the gorillas.

• 39:12Peyton Hardin?

  Back to what I'm saying. Our point of reference for gorillas is only the top prospects in the world.

• 39:17Cameron Kennedy?

  It's the guys that get on the internet. What about the regular gorillas?

• 39:20Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 39:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Just sitting in the corner, eating some grass and some leaves.

• 39:23Peyton Hardin?

  Have you ever been to like, like a low-end zoo and seen those gorillas?

• 39:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 39:27Peyton Hardin?

  Are you kidding me?

• 39:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, we'd beat the [bleep] out of that guy. We would stomp his [bleep]. Yeah, he'd be like, "Oh, oh." He goes up to fight, he's like... Like, no. Punch him right in his [bleep]. Punch him right in his nose.

• 39:41Peyton Hardin?

  And I think if we all have, if the hundred humans have an objective, right?

• 39:45Cameron Kennedy?

  That's what I'm saying, yes.

• 39:46Peyton Hardin?

  So it's like, y'all hundred men gotta take this gorilla down, or your family's done. A hundred men are going to hurt this gorilla. It's going to be done for, easily. And, and I think it's animal rights activists that are trying to make this like, even. But, and then I saw that simulator online.

• 40:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. It literally looks like someone was player one on the gorilla.

• 40:10Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 40:10Cameron Kennedy?

  All the people were like this. And just, and just standing there.

• 40:17Peyton Hardin?

  And the humans are like...

• 40:19Cameron Kennedy?

  It looks [bleep] stupid.

• 40:20Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it's, it's, it's a question in my mind, did the hundred gorillas win?

• 40:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, quick change of question. This is for you. Do you think you can survive one-on-one against a gorilla, 30 seconds? You don't have to beat him, you don't have to be the better fighter, 30 seconds. Your goal is just to be alive after 30 seconds.

• 40:41Peyton Hardin?

  Oof, how big is the cage we're in?

• 40:44Cameron Kennedy?

  A cage? This is hell in a cell, you're not in a cage. Who said a cage?

• 40:48Peyton Hardin?

  We're like Summerslam, we're like an elimination chamber.

• 40:51Cameron Kennedy?

  This is not a cage. It's like, imagine a zoo where the gorillas are. You just get dropped in, and you're not, like, and now you have to survive for half a minute.

• 40:57Peyton Hardin?

  In their cage, and where the gorillas-

• 40:59Cameron Kennedy?

  What gorillas are kept in cages in a zoo?

• 41:03Peyton Hardin?

  All of them?

• 41:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Every gorilla you've seen is in a cage! That's not a cage!

• 41:09Peyton Hardin?

  Maybe in the drive-through safaris, they're not, they roam free. If you go to a regular zoo-

• 41:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Brother, the Dallas Zoo, they're in cages?

• 41:17Peyton Hardin?

  Yes. What do you call them?

• 41:19Cameron Kennedy?

  It's not a cage, there's no what do you call them, it's not synonymous, it's not a cage, that's just an enclosure.

• 41:25Peyton Hardin?

  Are you not enclosed in a cage?

• 41:26Cameron Kennedy?

  You're enclosed in a cage, you're not cooking shit, that's not a cage.

• 41:31Peyton Hardin?

  What is a cage?

• 41:31Cameron Kennedy?

  That's an enclosure.

• 41:32Peyton Hardin?

  What is a cage?

• 41:33Cameron Kennedy?

  A cage is bars and wires. They're literally in behind glass walls, in like, open ceiling.

• 41:39Peyton Hardin?

  Have you seen the show You before?

• 41:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 41:42Peyton Hardin?

  So that glass thing they put them in, was that an enclosure or a cage?

• 41:45Cameron Kennedy?

  That's an enclosure, it's not a cage.

• 41:47Peyton Hardin?

  It's a cage because you can't get out. That's the whole point of a cage, you cannot get out of a cage.

• 41:53Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 41:54Peyton Hardin?

  That's what a cage is.

• 41:55Cameron Kennedy?

  That is not a cage!

• 41:56Peyton Hardin?

  What's a cage?

• 41:57Cameron Kennedy?

  So if I put you in a cardboard box with enough duct tape, you're in a cage?

• 42:01Peyton Hardin?

  Can I get out?

• 42:01Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 42:02Peyton Hardin?

  Then no, I'm in a cage.

• 42:04Cameron Kennedy?

  That's not a cage, a cage is made of wires. They're an enclosed, there's doors-

• 42:08Peyton Hardin?

  That's a wired cage. There's different forms of cages, there's different brands.

• 42:13Cameron Kennedy?

  You're, you are out of your mind right now.

• 42:14Peyton Hardin?

  I don't understand what you're not getting.

• 42:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Think, think, I want you to picture any birdcage you've ever seen in your life, what is it made of? Wire.

• 42:21Peyton Hardin?

  I've seen glass birdcages at Pet Zoo.

• 42:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Where's the window?

• 42:25Peyton Hardin?

  At Petco.

• 42:25Cameron Kennedy?

  You saw, you saw him in a window?

• 42:26Peyton Hardin?

  At Petco, yes, that's a cage, it's a birdcage, it's just made of glass. Okay, what is an enclosure?

• 42:32Cameron Kennedy?

  It's, it's in a, it's a whole enclosure, there's glass panes, there's not wires.

• 42:35Peyton Hardin?

  Don't define something using the same word.

• 42:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, a space that is enclosed, so it's-

• 42:41Cameron Kennedy?

  You can be in the middle, you can leave it, there's door, there's doors in the gorilla thing.

• 42:45Peyton Hardin?

  So you can leave an enclosure?

• 42:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 42:47Peyton Hardin?

  Can you leave a cage?

• 42:48Cameron Kennedy?

  If you can, if you, can you leave a ca- hold on, can you leave a cage? There's probably, there's, there's things on cages, yeah.

• 42:55Peyton Hardin?

  So, and you, and there's things on enclosures, right?

• 42:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 42:58Peyton Hardin?

  So what's the difference between a cage and an enclosure?

• 43:00Cameron Kennedy?

  So, wires and bars. So yes, there could be, there's a door on both, I'll give you that. But it, so, okay, if the door broke here, are we in a cage?

• 43:08Peyton Hardin?

  If the door broke?

• 43:09Cameron Kennedy?

  If the door broke in the studio, we can't get out, and it's all of a sudden a cage?

• 43:12Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, yes, it would be a cage.

• 43:15Peyton Hardin?

  We'd be caged in. Yes, 100%, we'd be caged in the studio if the door broke to where we can't get out.

• 43:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Were caged in? You would call it locked in?

• 43:23Peyton Hardin?

  Would you, you, you, what would you say?

• 43:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Why does it become a cage?

• 43:25Peyton Hardin?

  So would you call this an enclosure now?

• 43:27Cameron Kennedy?

  It's, it is certainly more an enclosure than it is a cage.

• 43:30Peyton Hardin?

  I think you're just arguing, bro. I don't think you're gonna, you, I think you're grossly underestimating the fact how wrong you are.

• 43:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Peyton?

• 43:37Peyton Hardin?

  Like, it is, it is surprising to me how wrong you are.

• 43:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Your, your definition of cage is something you can't get out of?

• 43:42Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 43:43Cameron Kennedy?

  That's what a cage is, in your mind. It's something you can't get out of.

• 43:47Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, in prison, do they not say they're in a cage?

• 43:50Cameron Kennedy?

  That's a, that's a slang for it. Their, their room is called what? Is it a cage?

• 43:54Peyton Hardin?

  A cell?

• 43:54Cameron Kennedy?

  It's a cell.

• 43:56Peyton Hardin?

  Is that an enclosure?

• 43:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Would, is it a cage?

• 43:58Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 43:58Cameron Kennedy?

  That is not a cage!

• 43:59Peyton Hardin?

  Cause it's, it's barred, like you said.

• 44:01Cameron Kennedy?

  That's the barred door. The whole thing's not barred and wires. Every dog, every, every dog kennel, every dog cage you've seen, what is it?

• 44:07Peyton Hardin?

  The whole thing isn't, just the door is wired.

• 44:10Cameron Kennedy?

  What, doc? You're out, you're out of your mind.

• 44:13Peyton Hardin?

  It's like a whole plastic thing, and the only thing that's wired is the door on a dog ca- on a dog cage.

• 44:18Cameron Kennedy?

  That's the plastic one, that's, those are for travel.

• 44:20Peyton Hardin?

  But it's still a cage, right?

• 44:21Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 44:22Peyton Hardin?

  What is it?

• 44:23Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not talking about that one.

• 44:24Peyton Hardin?

  What is it? Answer me, what is it?

• 44:25Cameron Kennedy?

  That's a kennel.

• 44:26Peyton Hardin?

  A kennel and a cage are the same thing!

• 44:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Sure, but that's the travel ones, I'm not talking about those.

• 44:30Peyton Hardin?

  But it's still a cage, you can't just say that doesn't count because it doesn't go with your argument.

• 44:33Cameron Kennedy?

  But it has bars and wires, does it not? What if it was all plastic? If it was all plastic?

• 44:37Peyton Hardin?

  And they cannot get out of it and it is closed, that is still a cage. A cage is something you cannot get out of, you are, you are enclosed in, which is a cage.

• 44:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Which is an enclosure!

• 44:46Peyton Hardin?

  Well, you're saying, and I've been saying they're both the same thing, you're the one saying they're not.

• 44:50Cameron Kennedy?

  They're, because you can't, just cause you can't get out of something, doesn't mean it's a cage. That's not the def- like, a cage is bars and wires, an enclosure, glass panes, there's walls.

• 45:02Peyton Hardin?

  What is a cage? And I said cage and enclosure are the same thing. Can we agree on that, right? I said that. They're the same thing.

• 45:07Cameron Kennedy?

  You said that, sure.

• 45:08Peyton Hardin?

  And you said they're different.

• 45:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 45:10Peyton Hardin?

  What is a cage? A box or enclosure. Having some open work of confining or carrying animals. A barred cell for confining prisoners. A cage, a structure of bars in which birds or other animals are confined.

• 45:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Bars.

• 45:26Peyton Hardin?

  But that's one definition. A confine. It's just a confine.

• 45:32Cameron Kennedy?

  You stopped. It was one word? The whole definition was a confine?

• 45:35Peyton Hardin?

  I'm looking at like eight different ones. I'm scrolling. What is the full meaning of a cage?

• 45:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Inner.

• 45:41Peyton Hardin?

  A box or enclosure?

• 45:44Peyton Hardin?

  Thank you. Ding ding ding.

• 45:46Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 45:46Peyton Hardin?

  I smacked him around.

• 45:47Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 45:48Peyton Hardin?

  All right.

• 45:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Cage definition is what I entered in. The first thing from Oxford. A structure of bars or wires in which birds or other animals are confined. Bars or wires.

• 46:00Peyton Hardin?

  So it has to be a bird to be a cage?

• 46:01Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it says birds. It says birds or other animals are confined.

• 46:04Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 46:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Bars and wires.

• 46:07Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 46:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, what? Did I win? Do I get to hit my cam dance?

• 46:10Peyton Hardin?

  No, 100% not, but we.

• 46:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Do I get to hit my cam dance? No, no.

• 46:14Peyton Hardin?

  See if they'll do it.

• 46:14Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 46:15Peyton Hardin?

  See if they'll do it.

• 46:17Cameron Kennedy?

  God, y'all are haters. Y'all are haters.

• 46:20Peyton Hardin?

  I have a better question. I have a better question.

• 46:23Cameron Kennedy?

  My God, we're not even on the.

• 46:25Peyton Hardin?

  Because that was.

• 46:27Peyton Hardin?

  What was the, what was the? Oh, wait, ask me again. Because he just started arguing with me for no reason.

• 46:34Cameron Kennedy?

  No, cuz you don't.

• 46:35Peyton Hardin?

  I just tried to get, okay, move, move.

• 46:37Cameron Kennedy?

  30 seconds. Gorilla, you can survive.

• 46:39Peyton Hardin?

  Ask me better.

• 46:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Can you survive 30 seconds one on one with a gorilla?

• 46:44Peyton Hardin?

  How big is this area in which we are in?

• 46:47Cameron Kennedy?

  There you go, there you go. Let's say fifth, uh, 100 square, no, 50 square yard.

• 46:53Peyton Hardin?

  I don't do that. I don't know.

• 46:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Half a football field.

• 46:55Peyton Hardin?

  Half a football field. 30 seconds. I am, are you kidding me?

• 46:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Half a football field.

• 46:59Peyton Hardin?

  Give me a day.

• 47:00Cameron Kennedy?

  It's.

• 47:01Peyton Hardin?

  That might be excessive.

• 47:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 47:02Peyton Hardin?

  Give me like 45 minutes.

• 47:04Cameron Kennedy?

  The gorilla.

• 47:05Peyton Hardin?

  45 minutes.

• 47:05Cameron Kennedy?

  You're out of your mind.

• 47:06Peyton Hardin?

  45 minutes.

• 47:07Cameron Kennedy?

  The gorilla's goal is to end you.

• 47:09Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, 100%.

• 47:09Cameron Kennedy?

  And your goal is to survive.

• 47:10Peyton Hardin?

  100%. I have people tried to end me before. I'm still here.

• 47:13Cameron Kennedy?

  They weren't gorillas. They weren't gorillas. No, don't.

• 47:19Peyton Hardin?

  Now y'all taking it there, I'm saying they were fierce.

• 47:21Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no.

• 47:23Peyton Hardin?

  No, yeah, 100%, 100%, 100%.

• 47:26Cameron Kennedy?

  So let's say, imagine, imagine just-

• 47:28Peyton Hardin?

  Now, are we just saying my naked being?

• 47:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, both unarmed.

• 47:31Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 47:32Cameron Kennedy?

  No, yeah, you don't have a-

• 47:33Peyton Hardin?

  No, I'm not saying I have any weapons, but do I have bargaining tactics?

• 47:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, it's a gorilla!

• 47:39Peyton Hardin?

  Give me, give me, give me two bananas and like a Rice Krispie treat. I'm surviving for like two days at least.

• 47:43Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you're in a corner-

• 47:44Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, 100%.

• 47:45Cameron Kennedy?

  He's in the opposite corner.

• 47:46Peyton Hardin?

  100%.

• 47:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Nothing in there.

• 47:47Peyton Hardin?

  100%.

• 47:48Cameron Kennedy?

  His goal is to end you in 30 seconds.

• 47:49Peyton Hardin?

  100%.

• 47:50Cameron Kennedy?

  No shot!

• 47:51Peyton Hardin?

  100% yeah.

• 47:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, what's your strategy? What are you doing?

• 47:54Peyton Hardin?

  Run and bargain.

• 47:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Stop saying bargain!

• 47:57Peyton Hardin?

  There's nothing else I can do. He could, he could hurt me, yes. I'm saying he might grab me a couple times and just bow, bow, and like-

• 48:05Cameron Kennedy?

  And you're just gonna get up from a bow, bow?

• 48:07Peyton Hardin?

  No, I'm not saying I'll get up, but he might think, I can play. I've been in fights before where I've pretended to be knocked out. And guess what, they ran away. Cause they thought I was knocked out. The whole time I was like this.

• 48:17Cameron Kennedy?

  You're like LeBron, you said-

• 48:18Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, 100%, 100%. I peed, cause it hurts so bad. And I was like, I don't want to keep going in this fight. Like, I willingly got in this fight. You hit me hard, harder than I expected. I'm gonna lay down and pretend that I'm done. And I'll do the same thing with the gorilla. They won't know. I could be like this. And I used to practice fake being unalive because I used to want to be in Law & Order SVU. And I would be so impressed by how the fake people could never move their stomachs when they breathe. Like, I was like, how can they pretend so well? And so I, as a kid, I would always practice. And now, it will help me in my gorilla defense.

• 48:55Cameron Kennedy?

  You're not real, bro. You're not real.

• 48:57Peyton Hardin?

  I swear to you.

• 48:58Cameron Kennedy?

  How old were you studying actors' stomachs on Law & Order SVU?

• 49:03Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, my mom showed me that at a young age.

• 49:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, my brother's a- Dude!

• 49:26Peyton Hardin?

  He goes, "What'd you say?" No, cuz we would all be like in the living room and my mom loved like she would watch like Snapped, Law and Order, like all that.

• 49:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 49:36Peyton Hardin?

  As soon as Law and Order come on and that first boom boom came a press it. Fled. He'd go, "Oh no!" He would get scared of the, he'd be scared of the bell.

• 49:46Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 49:46Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, don't make fun of him. I can make fun of him.

• 49:48Cameron Kennedy?

  But I'm saying he wasn't even scared of the content, he was scared of the song?

• 49:51Peyton Hardin?

  I think the song was so eerie and he knew the context of the show. I think that's what it was. He'd go boom boom, impress it, "Oh, get out of here!" "Oh no, call me when it's over!" He runs upstairs.

• 50:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, I, I, you know how much of a I was? You remember the movie?

• 50:08Peyton Hardin?

  Was?

• 50:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Well, I still am.

• 50:09Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, in, in this regard.

• 50:11Cameron Kennedy?

  You remember the movie War, War on the Worlds, or War of the Worlds? You think I watched that? And probably Caucasian film, but War of the Worlds, it's like 2008. It's like a alien invasion type. I was watching it with my parents in the living room and it started to scare me. Instead of, this is my own house, instead of standing up and removing myself from the situation, which I have all right to do.

• 50:34Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 50:34Cameron Kennedy?

  I went like this.

• 50:38Cameron Kennedy?

  And I was like, I was probably like 10, like what the hell?

• 50:42Peyton Hardin?

  You wanted the attention.

• 50:43Cameron Kennedy?

  I was in like the fourth or fifth grade.

• 50:45Peyton Hardin?

  That's what it was.

• 50:46Cameron Kennedy?

  And I ducked behind my mom on the couch.

• 50:48Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 50:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Why did I not go play mad?

• 50:50Peyton Hardin?

  You wanted the attention of being scared, you wanted to be held. I get that.

• 50:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Was I not getting enough love?

• 50:54Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 50:55Cameron Kennedy?

  God, Lee!

• 50:56Peyton Hardin?

  No, but I'm not saying you weren't getting enough love, you were probably just a little attention.

• 50:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Probably.

• 51:00Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I remember, uh...

• 51:02Cameron Kennedy?

  There was points of time where I wasn't.

• 51:03Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, 100%, we all were. It feeds into the job we're in now. You know what I mean? I remember I had like a, me and Gandhi had a beef for a little bit.

• 51:11Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you didn't.

• 51:12Peyton Hardin?

  I swear to you.

• 51:12Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you did not have a beef with Gandhi.

• 51:14Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, because he ruined like one, one day of like my middle school years, like a day I was trying to get my shit off with a girl or something. And he, like, I was like, "Who is this Gandhi fella?"

• 51:24Cameron Kennedy?

  How did he ruin it?

• 51:25Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, I don't know what was going on. I think the teachers were done or like too hungover or something like that. And like they came to this consensus one day. They're like, "We're not working today." And like, I don't know how this happened, but we went to the theater in our school, right? And we sat down and they played the Gandhi movie. And if you know anything about the Gandhi movie.

• 51:46Cameron Kennedy?

  I didn't even know he had a film.

• 51:47Peyton Hardin?

  It's like 10 hours long, bro. There's an intermission in the movie.

• 51:52Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 51:53Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, like, and it was playing in theaters.

• 51:55Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like box office, like an indie project?

• 51:57Peyton Hardin?

  It was a box office movie. It was like a Gandhi movie. And it shows you his whole life and how he sat down for a long, like.

• 52:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Well, no, that sounds crazy. No, no, no, no, no.

• 52:05Peyton Hardin?

  No, I'm just trying to dumb it down for the people that don't know.

• 52:07Cameron Kennedy?

  An hour of the film, he's like this?

• 52:09Peyton Hardin?

  He's literally just like.

• 52:14Peyton Hardin?

  There's one intermission, right? And it was like, I think it was like a seven hour movie or something like that.

• 52:19Cameron Kennedy?

  What the hell?

• 52:19Peyton Hardin?

  And we watched it and I remember the dialogue was so whispery. And I think that's why I have a thing against like whisper dialogue movies. Like I have a beef with Harry Potter a little bit.

• 52:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Indistinct chatter.

• 52:29Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I listen to indistinct chatter. But I just remember like, there was this girl. And like, my teacher didn't let me sit next to her or something. Because like she would, we would talk too much. And I was trying to get my shit off.

• 52:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah.

• 52:41Peyton Hardin?

  And then I was like, we got seven hours.

• 52:45Cameron Kennedy?

  How old are you?

• 52:45Peyton Hardin?

  I was in middle school. And then, and I remember the intermission broke. And we were going out and she was like, she was just done. And I was like, Gandhi.

• 52:56Peyton Hardin?

  She just was, she just didn't want to talk because she was like so tired from watching the movie.

• 53:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Gandhi's on the screen, she's like.

• 53:04Cameron Kennedy?

  He's just like, he's just talking to no one.

• 53:06Peyton Hardin?

  100%.

• 53:07Cameron Kennedy?

  And it looks like Gandhi's flip flop.

• 53:12Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 53:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Gordon Ramsay? Someone made a piece of meat and it was so bad, he goes, it looks like fucking Gandhi's flip flop.

• 53:22Cameron Kennedy?

  He said Gandhi too. And the big surprise is the fucking bass is. God, he's a savage.

• 53:29Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, he must sound crazy in bed. Um.

• 53:32Cameron Kennedy?

  He's like, what are you doing?

• 53:35Cameron Kennedy?

  What's Gordon Ramsay's dirty talk?

• 53:37Peyton Hardin?

  Get out from back there!

• 53:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Well, I was saying from the perspective of what are you doing? It was something that he wasn't expecting. She was trying something new and he said, "No, Gandhi's flip flop." That's a wicked maneuver you just did right there.

• 53:53Peyton Hardin?

  Too far, always.

• 53:54Cameron Kennedy?

  I, can I, I have a pet peeve.

• 53:56Peyton Hardin?

  Tell me.

• 53:57Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't like when people fake cuss.

• 53:59Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god!

• 54:00Cameron Kennedy?

  God, it's so, it's, that's, that is like ick material.

• 54:03Peyton Hardin?

  When people say, "What the frick?"

• 54:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, what the frick is going on?

• 54:06Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, if you're above the age of six and you're "what the frick" me? If you're "what the frick" and it's six years, automatically as an adult, I put you on a list.

• 54:14Cameron Kennedy?

  You need to get jawed, just one time, just, bro.

• 54:17Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, okay, like, there's no way as a, as a taxpaying citizen, you can say "what the frick?" and feel like-

• 54:24Cameron Kennedy?

  And feel confident.

• 54:25Peyton Hardin?

  You can wake up in the morning and go, you can't do that confidently.

• 54:30Cameron Kennedy?

  What the frick's going on here?

• 54:32Peyton Hardin?

  No, gosh darn it!

• 54:33Cameron Kennedy?

  You son of a gun!

• 54:34Peyton Hardin?

  Dude!

• 54:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Let him, let him drop.

• 54:37Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, it's like, unless you're a student at BYU, like, you can't "what the frick" me.

• 54:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, okay, okay, we're gonna tread lightly.

• 54:44Peyton Hardin?

  Soaking.

• 54:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Those videos, not even soaking, they go, "Would you rather save a million?" I'm like, ain't no way you're answering like this.

• 54:52Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no, they're, they're brainwashed at BYU.

• 54:54Cameron Kennedy?

  It is, it is, that is something else. Would you rather have a sip of coffee or stop the second world war? They go, "World war's gotta happen."

• 55:01Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, dude, they don't play.

• 55:02Cameron Kennedy?

  It is nuts.

• 55:03Peyton Hardin?

  They don't, so BYU is like a super like, is it a Mormon school?

• 55:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Mormon school.

• 55:08Peyton Hardin?

  Mormon school, and we're, we're respectful of every creed and condolence and covenants.

• 55:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Religion.

• 55:14Peyton Hardin?

  Religion. So we respect everything, but we are also a comedy podcast and if you say something or do something that deserves some jokes, you're getting barred up.

• 55:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 55:24Peyton Hardin?

  So there's this guy who goes around the BYU campus, a super Mormon school, and he asks the kids, he interviews them, and he's like, basically, "Would you rather watch a horror movie? Or like-"

• 55:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Save a puppy.

• 55:37Peyton Hardin?

  See, like, save a puppy on the side of the road.

• 55:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no, no, no, have to, or not save a puppy, have, watch a puppy, like-

• 55:44Peyton Hardin?

  Unalive.

• 55:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, watch a puppy unalive or take a sip of a coffee.

• 55:47Peyton Hardin?

  And they're like-

• 55:48Cameron Kennedy?

  They go, "I'm sorry, that dog's gonna have to go."

• 55:50Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, they don't, like, and I'm like, it is unreal, and they're like, "What's your favorite party drink?" And they're like, "Sunny D."

• 55:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, you son-

• 55:58Peyton Hardin?

  You're 25.

• 56:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 56:01Peyton Hardin?

  No, what's the quickest you've seen someone get engaged here at BYU? They go, hell, two days.

• 56:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, dude.

• 56:07Peyton Hardin?

  I'm like, that's some you and Liv?

• 56:08Cameron Kennedy?

  No, god, no. Hey, we've been dating for four years.

• 56:11Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, what were we talking about before we got into the?

• 56:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Fake cussing.

• 56:15Peyton Hardin?

  Fake cussing, dude. She doesn't? Oh, my god.

• 56:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Do it.

• 56:19Peyton Hardin?

  Get a mic, get a mic.

• 56:21Speaker 04

  The other night, you said that was friggin' cool.

• 56:24Cameron Kennedy?

  That was that, the other night, what were we on?

• 56:27Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 56:27Cameron Kennedy?

  We were on a livestream. I was cussing a lot. I probably wanted to tone it down, maybe a little bit.

• 56:31Speaker 04

  This was Saturday, no stream, just us.

• 56:34Cameron Kennedy?

  And I said, that's friggin' cool.

• 56:36Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, I'm not gonna lie, since you've become a dad, less respect, less respect.

• 56:41Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't like when you say those things.

• 56:42Peyton Hardin?

  No, me and Liv talked about it. Your wife has talked to me about this.

• 56:45Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 56:46Peyton Hardin?

  You've, so like, when we met you, you were like the, like the cool white boy that's part of us. Like, you get the culture. Heavy decline. Like, you were at the top of the roller coaster.

• 56:57Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm losing my culture?

• 56:58Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, my god, it's gone.

• 56:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Bad?

• 57:00Peyton Hardin?

  Bad, dude.

• 57:00Cameron Kennedy?

  No way.

• 57:01Peyton Hardin?

  It's like, I now.

• 57:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Examples.

• 57:02Peyton Hardin?

  Now, you, now, now, I would have second thoughts of bringing you around the cookout.

• 57:08Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you, no.

• 57:10Cameron Kennedy?

  I am cookout certified.

• 57:12Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 57:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Hundred percent.

• 57:14Peyton Hardin?

  Since I've, me and your wife feel like you've lost some of your cookout abilities, I think I should test you on the culture.

• 57:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Test me, quiz me, do a culture quiz, culture test.

• 57:23Peyton Hardin?

  Are you confident that you're gonna pass this?

• 57:24Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm pretty confident. I'm pretty confident.

• 57:26Peyton Hardin?

  I got a lot of these off TikTok and there's like a lady that goes around, I saw on WorldStar, she asked these.

• 57:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, god.

• 57:31Peyton Hardin?

  And a lot of people don't do well.

• 57:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, is it like, modern, is like pop culture, culture?

• 57:37Peyton Hardin?

  See, you're already doing too much. You're already not gonna.

• 57:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, okay.

• 57:41Peyton Hardin?

  Is this like ethnic rap?

• 57:42Cameron Kennedy?

  I didn't say that.

• 57:44Peyton Hardin?

  Of underground hip-hop?

• 57:45Cameron Kennedy?

  I didn't say that, like.

• 57:46Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 57:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Are our parameters like Wu-Tang and maybe some food items?

• 57:49Peyton Hardin?

  I'm just kidding. See, I told you, since he's had a kid.

• 57:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Here we go.

• 57:53Peyton Hardin?

  Me and your wife have said you've lost it, bro, you've lost it.

• 57:56Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm here.

• 57:56Peyton Hardin?

  Just finish this phrase, God is good.

• 57:59Cameron Kennedy?

  All the time.

• 58:00Peyton Hardin?

  And all the time, God is good. Look at you. Have it all, have it all.

• 58:03Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm paying for my Jesus.

• 58:06Peyton Hardin?

  See, now why are we doing that?

• 58:07Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't need to do that.

• 58:08Peyton Hardin?

  That's the part where it's changed off a little bit, alright. If a black person tells you to keep it up, what does that mean?

• 58:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Keep up the good work, or keep it up and you're gonna get smacked. There's multiple variations.

• 58:17Peyton Hardin?

  There's one variation.

• 58:19Cameron Kennedy?

  If it's keep it up, that means you're gonna get smacked. If they're to say it like that, like, keep that [BLEEP], you're gonna get slapped, or you're gonna get, you're gonna get a bad thing.

• 58:26Peyton Hardin?

  It's just a nasty undertone when he explains. Do y'all hear the bass, bro?

• 58:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Was that right?

• 58:31Peyton Hardin?

  Was it right? Was it right?

• 58:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Half, I'll give you half a point. Okay, there we go, there we go.

• 58:36Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, okay.

• 58:38Cameron Kennedy?

  See, it's time.

• 58:41Peyton Hardin?

  When a black people see people running, what's the first question they ask?

• 58:44Cameron Kennedy?

  No questions, run the same direction they are.

• 58:48Cameron Kennedy?

  No questions, Dan.

• 58:49Peyton Hardin?

  There we go.

• 58:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Ain't no time for questions.

• 58:50Peyton Hardin?

  There we go.

• 58:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Get out of there.

• 58:51Peyton Hardin?

  What's the black people's term for stuffing?

• 58:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Dressing.

• 58:56Peyton Hardin?

  Come on, Cam, come on, Cam.

• 58:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Dressing ain't, I've had chitlins.

• 59:01Peyton Hardin?

  See, why is the, that's not good, Bubbs.

• 59:04Cameron Kennedy?

  But I've, I have.

• 59:05Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, but you don't, yeah, say it like how you were born this big.

• 59:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Dressing isn't anything, I've, I've endured chitlins.

• 59:11Peyton Hardin?

  There you go. You've had chitlins?

• 59:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 59:13Peyton Hardin?

  That's not good, you shouldn't do that. When a black people are invited to a party, what is the first question they're asking?

• 59:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Hmm, I might get this one wrong. In my personal experience, the first question they're asking, what type of food y'all gonna have? Okay, what is it?

• 59:30Peyton Hardin?

  Who all gonna be there?

• 59:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Ah, that's good, that's a good one, that's a good one.

• 59:33Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, okay, yeah, okay.

• 59:34Cameron Kennedy?

  It's a good one too, I like when they say that.

• 59:36Peyton Hardin?

  I like when they say that.

• 59:37Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't say that.

• 59:38Peyton Hardin?

  I like when they talk like that.

• 59:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, that checks out, makes sense.

• 59:40Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, my wife.

• 59:41Cameron Kennedy?

  I gotta make sure there's no ops in the building.

• 59:43Peyton Hardin?

  That's too far, that's gotta go, that's gotta go.

• 59:45Cameron Kennedy?

  That's hilarious. Okay, go.

• 59:48Peyton Hardin?

  Um, okay.

• 59:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Here we go.

• 59:51Peyton Hardin?

  True or false, we eat at people's houses if they ask nice?

• 59:57Peyton Hardin?

  I'm going false dog.

• 59:59Cameron Kennedy?

  You don't know what, you don't know how they've cleaned their stuff. You don't know what type of animals they have though.

• 1:00:04Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly. I don't know what kinda, I don't, I've never seen you clean your dishes. I don't know your kids look like. I don't know your animals do. It's not happening, bro.

• 1:00:11Cameron Kennedy?

  If you wear socks in the kitchen, I don't know what's going on.

• 1:00:13Peyton Hardin?

  You should get this right. Who's Boo Boo the Fool?

• 1:00:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Ooh.

• 1:00:16Peyton Hardin?

  Boo Boo the Fool is like any kid acting bad or dumb or saying something goofy like Boo Boo the Fool. It's not my mama, but yeah.

• 1:00:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:23Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. I mean, I'll give you a half point. Hey, good job. Half a point.

• 1:00:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Half point.

• 1:00:27Peyton Hardin?

  Half a point. Half a point.

• 1:00:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Clear on these halves.

• 1:00:29Peyton Hardin?

  That sounds crazy, given who your wife is.

• 1:00:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god! I didn't even mean it like that.

• 1:00:37Peyton Hardin?

  Um, I think that's, I think that's it. That's all I got for you. Congratulations.

• 1:00:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Did I smoke it? Did I lose my culture? Or am I still at the, at the cookout? Hundred percent.

• 1:00:49Peyton Hardin?

  I think it's one of those things. You used to like naturally, it would come out of you.

• 1:00:53Cameron Kennedy?

  It would exude off of you.

• 1:00:54Peyton Hardin?

  You would just like, you didn't have to do anything. Now it's like, you're like, guys, I know Big L. Like, I, I can tell you everything about Wu-Tang Clan. It's like, you're like one of those guys. It's like, you have to prove it now.

• 1:01:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, it's, I only do it if there's something at game.

• 1:01:08Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:08Cameron Kennedy?

  It used to just be a part of me.

• 1:01:10Peyton Hardin?

  Like now, like back, like when we were in college, it would be like, you, I could bring you around all my peo- like, my people, and then it would be like, oh, kids, dude. Now you would be like, hey dude, you heard Gunna's new mixtape? Like, you would try to like, you would try to fit in now. And it's weird.

• 1:01:25Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I, I would argue, I'm more, I would argue, I would be less trying to fit in.

• 1:01:30Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's more now.

• 1:01:31Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm so cemented and just...

• 1:01:32Peyton Hardin?

  No, and see, but you can't, you can't say that.

• 1:01:35Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I'm not saying I'm cemented in my culture.

• 1:01:36Peyton Hardin?

  You like meet a new black person and be like, hey, I'll let you know, I'm already cleared, bro. I don't need your approval.

• 1:01:41Cameron Kennedy?

  You're not giving me any approval that I already got earned that myself. No.

• 1:01:45Peyton Hardin?

  And that's what it gets fucked up.

• 1:01:47Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm saying I'm cemented in myself. I don't have to prove anything to anybody.

• 1:01:50Peyton Hardin?

  I just want to let you know, you have lost the aura of it maybe. Maybe not the knowledge, but the aura is gone. And we should fix that. I think it's because your son looks like Conan O'Brien.

• 1:01:59Cameron Kennedy?

  My son is like McCully.

• 1:02:01Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, and it's just that, that's all.

• 1:02:03Cameron Kennedy?

  He's slowly, he's very Caucasian baby. He's slowly getting more of Liv's features though.

• 1:02:07Peyton Hardin?

  He is, he is.

• 1:02:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Keeping my skin, but he's getting Liv's features.

• 1:02:10Peyton Hardin?

  And I'm so sorry, Malkai, um, but no, I thought that too. I was like, oh, he looked, he's starting to get more of his mom's features. But then I saw him the other day and I was like, all gone. It's like he's, his head's red, his hair's reddening a little bit.

• 1:02:25Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's not. He's just balding.

• 1:02:27Peyton Hardin?

  The curl is gone, like sometimes like when you-

• 1:02:29Cameron Kennedy?

  That was after a deep nap.

• 1:02:30Peyton Hardin?

  And y'all trying to manufacture his curls. I looked at it up close. Those are manufactured curls. Those are natural curls. Look at them, right, manufactured.

• 1:02:37Cameron Kennedy?

  I swear on everything. That's a manufactured mustache. You don't get to say yes.

• 1:02:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, no, I'm kidding. But no, they're not. It's water and you just run his hair, run your hand through his hair.

• 1:02:50Peyton Hardin?

  I don't care, Cam.

• 1:02:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, well.

• 1:02:52Peyton Hardin?

  Hey, like, I promise you, I wake up and my, like, it's not, like, there's no, it shouldn't be an interpretation.

• 1:02:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 1:02:58Peyton Hardin?

  Like, dude, the guy already doesn't, he doesn't have it. Here we go. You have a white baby. Um, seventy-five percent white. That's a white child. That's from the mountains of caucus. Who has this baby from the Slavic lands.

• 1:03:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my god.

• 1:03:11Peyton Hardin?

  Huh.

• 1:03:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my god.

• 1:03:12Peyton Hardin?

  I'm never gonna get to this.

• 1:03:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, sorry. I have a story.

• 1:03:15Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, tell me.

• 1:03:16Cameron Kennedy?

  It happened this past week. Tell me. Is this the first episode in over like two and a half years? You didn't ask me about my week? Are you finally done with it?

• 1:03:23Peyton Hardin?

  I'm done. It's, it's, I, I've wa, I watched the episode the other week and I was like, god.

• 1:03:28Cameron Kennedy?

  And the one time I have some, that was actually this week.

• 1:03:31Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:03:31Cameron Kennedy?

  I, okay, I'm just gonna go straight to the story.

• 1:03:33Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 1:03:33Cameron Kennedy?

  We go to, um, we go to the mall for a quick in and out. We park in the parking garage that's covered. You know the mall I'm saying, but I'm not gonna say the name. But the underground parking garage.

• 1:03:43Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 1:03:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, we're driving up there and I, you know, this is the middle of the day, plenty of spots. I park maybe fifty feet away from me. There's a transaction happening at the back of this car, right? I'm nosy, don't care.

• 1:03:55Peyton Hardin?

  And that's where the difference is.

• 1:03:56Cameron Kennedy?

  See, but-

• 1:03:57Peyton Hardin?

  That's the difference in cultures.

• 1:03:58Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not going, hey, what do you got there?

• 1:04:00Peyton Hardin?

  You're like, mm, I don't know. That doesn't look safe. Police!

• 1:04:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I go, Officer Connor, I'm gonna need you to come, no.

• 1:04:07Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, they're, they're doing something illegal in that trunk.

• 1:04:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no, no, no, no. But that's the beauty of the story. I look out, there's a man and a woman.

• 1:04:15Peyton Hardin?

  Nice.

• 1:04:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, they're both Caucasian.

• 1:04:17Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, so that, oh, the threat left you.

• 1:04:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no, no!

• 1:04:20Peyton Hardin?

  You're like, mm, not illegal.

• 1:04:22Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no. But what they're doing, right?

• 1:04:26Cameron Kennedy?

  What they're doing, woman has cash in her hand. I'm not making this up, dude. This is the craziest part. Woman has cash. Now, the guy is like, we're kinda catty cornered, so I'm kinda seeing his back, cuz he's in his trunk.

• 1:04:40Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 1:04:40Cameron Kennedy?

  So I'm not really seeing what he's like rummaging through.

• 1:04:43Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:04:43Cameron Kennedy?

  He turns around, Peyton. I sh** you not. He turns around like this.

• 1:04:52Cameron Kennedy?

  He's holding three different license plates. He's selling license plates.

• 1:04:57Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, wow. That's super illegal.

• 1:05:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Real life GTA.

• 1:05:02Peyton Hardin?

  Somebody stole a car.

• 1:05:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Hundred percent.

• 1:05:03Peyton Hardin?

  Nice.

• 1:05:05Cameron Kennedy?

  The kicker of the story, they're both eighty years old, and I swear to God, they are both eighty. Gray as can be, wrinkly as can be, taints, handicap placard, brother is selling license plates for your hotwired vehicle.

• 1:05:21Peyton Hardin?

  That is.

• 1:05:22Cameron Kennedy?

  We got grandmas out here committing GTA.

• 1:05:24Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, that's what I'm saying. When you're about, when you're a geriatric, it's the best time to commit crime.

• 1:05:27Cameron Kennedy?

  God, cuz you don't care.

• 1:05:28Peyton Hardin?

  No, and no one's gonna first think of you.

• 1:05:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, what are you gonna do? Send me to a decent bed? Give me three meals a day?

• 1:05:34Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it's like, hey.

• 1:05:35Cameron Kennedy?

  So what?

• 1:05:36Peyton Hardin?

  I've got six months left anyway. I'm going out with a bang. I'm stealing cars. I've never driven a Maserati.

• 1:05:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Never.

• 1:05:41Peyton Hardin?

  I'm stealing.

• 1:05:41Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm trying now.

• 1:05:42Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. Dude, that's sick. Okay, do you think, you think, and it's a good business plan, right? At that time, you're in nursing homes. A lot of people are kaputin' right by you. You play checkers with them one day, next day, they're gone, right?

• 1:05:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Next day, you know, you take their keys.

• 1:05:54Peyton Hardin?

  Right, and then it's like, oh, I'm gonna go unscrew their license plate. That's a new license. That's eighty dollars right there.

• 1:05:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, and who's gonna expect it's the old guy?

• 1:06:01Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly.

• 1:06:02Cameron Kennedy?

  All you're worried about is your oatmeal and your checkers at lunch.

• 1:06:04Peyton Hardin?

  Play, and especially if they're white. You get double the coverage.

• 1:06:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God.

• 1:06:08Peyton Hardin?

  That's double and.

• 1:06:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Allstate right there.

• 1:06:09Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, that's guy. You're protected by the lizard.

• 1:06:12Cameron Kennedy?

  That's Geico.

• 1:06:13Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, that is good.

• 1:06:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, I was like, what the hell?

• 1:06:17Peyton Hardin?

  See, that's, that's whatever your natural prowess should came over, where you get yourself involved. If they're eighty years old and you see them selling license plates, you gotta go over there and ask.

• 1:06:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Do I try to like get a cut of the pie?

• 1:06:27Peyton Hardin?

  No, see, and that's business. No, you do too much. You just go over there and you inquire. You ask. What are you doing?

• 1:06:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, grandpa, like, what's this?

• 1:06:35Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly, and you know how much better that story would be? You come in with that information, when you see like, cuz you know they're not a threat to you.

• 1:06:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Well, you know, what if he was like? Beat it.

• 1:06:45Peyton Hardin?

  One of you is like that.

• 1:06:46Cameron Kennedy?

  That's better.

• 1:06:47Peyton Hardin?

  That's great.

• 1:06:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:49Peyton Hardin?

  See, but that's, that's insane that you saw that.

• 1:06:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, wicked. The mall, we always go to.

• 1:06:53Peyton Hardin?

  And I wish you got it. That's what I'm saying. You, you bring up a lot of good things, but you blue ball me every time. You gotta get the secondary info.

• 1:06:59Cameron Kennedy?

  I know, but that, but then, but then, okay, but if, now let's be honest. Let's keep it a buck. I go to get that secondary info. You immediately move goalpost. See, now you, you need to mind your business, Cam.

• 1:07:12Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, but if the story is, yeah, but if the story is good enough, I would appreciate it.

• 1:07:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 1:07:17Peyton Hardin?

  Cause now you're giving me a headline with no, with no text.

• 1:07:20Cameron Kennedy?

  No meat and potatoes.

• 1:07:21Peyton Hardin?

  And so there's nothing I could do with it. You know what I mean? It's like, I wish I knew what was happening.

• 1:07:24Cameron Kennedy?

  I just don't want to do wrong in your eyes.

• 1:07:26Peyton Hardin?

  You, you are, you always do.

• 1:07:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:28Peyton Hardin?

  So don't stop now. Um, I'm gonna get to this. I'm gonna get to this, right?

• 1:07:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Go for it.

• 1:07:33Peyton Hardin?

  Saw this on Twitter by Hoops, Hoop Mix Only.

• 1:07:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Ooh.

• 1:07:37Peyton Hardin?

  And I think I have a hot take on it.

• 1:07:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, God.

• 1:07:39Peyton Hardin?

  Saw this on Twitter. It says, "A friend loans you $200 to gamble, and you win $200 million. How much are you giving your friend? Out of the $200 million, they loaned you 200."

• 1:07:52Cameron Kennedy?

  I would give them 1 million, how much was it? 200 million?

• 1:07:56Peyton Hardin?

  They gave you 200, you win 200 million dollars.

• 1:07:59Cameron Kennedy?

  I would give them 200 million. No, I'd give them, I'd give them, I'd give them 100 million, $200. I give them back their initial 200 bucks and then they're getting

• 1:08:10Peyton Hardin?

  Half?

• 1:08:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Of everything I won. So your initial debt's paid. I'm giving them half.

• 1:08:17Cameron Kennedy?

  You'd be like, I'd give you your 200 bucks back. I'd throw you 50K on a two-day delay bank transfer and I'm keeping the rest.

• 1:08:24Peyton Hardin?

  Don't speak for me.

• 1:08:25Cameron Kennedy?

  What, if I gave you $200, you win 200 million, what are you giving me?

• 1:08:28Peyton Hardin?

  $200.

• 1:08:32Peyton Hardin?

  That's business.

• 1:08:35Peyton Hardin?

  And I think there's nothing wrong with that.

• 1:08:37Cameron Kennedy?

  You're kidding me.

• 1:08:39Peyton Hardin?

  I think that is appropriate.

• 1:08:40Cameron Kennedy?

  I give you $200, you hit the jackpot of all jackpots.

• 1:08:45Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 1:08:45Cameron Kennedy?

  You're, I'm talking Louis bags out the, carrying, carrying Benji's blue bin.

• 1:08:52Peyton Hardin?

  200 million.

• 1:08:52Cameron Kennedy?

  And you go, "Tch, tch, here you go." And you give me 200 bucks.

• 1:08:57Peyton Hardin?

  Here's your initial deposit. Thank you. Cam.

• 1:09:01Cameron Kennedy?

  That's the most raddiest.

• 1:09:03Peyton Hardin?

  I don't think so.

• 1:09:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Snake answer I've ever heard from you. You're disappointing me and breaking my heart.

• 1:09:08Peyton Hardin?

  No rage bait, no. I am so honest. If you gave me, Cam Kennedy gave Peyton Harden $200, and I decided on my own fruition to go to this exact gas station to take that exact number I put in the work. That is my mind. That is my luck.

• 1:09:24Cameron Kennedy?

  All on the backbone and hard work and determination of my 200 that I gave you willingly without questions asked.

• 1:09:30Peyton Hardin?

  Yes. So here's your 200 back. Thank you. I could have gone and lost the 200 and not giving you 200 back. So you should be thanking me more than anything.

• 1:09:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Exactly. But the fact that there was no clause, there was no clause. I didn't say there's interest. You gotta give it back. I just gave you 200 bucks.

• 1:09:42Peyton Hardin?

  So that's your money that you decided to lose. So it's your fault. I'm, it's my fault. Like, what am I supposed to do?

• 1:09:48Cameron Kennedy?

  You would give me 200?

• 1:09:50Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, Cam. I'll take you on like dinners and everything when we go out.

• 1:09:54Cameron Kennedy?

  The dinner?

• 1:09:54Peyton Hardin?

  It's on me.

• 1:09:56Cameron Kennedy?

  The dinner?

• 1:09:56Peyton Hardin?

  We go to Topgolf, on me. I got you.

• 1:09:58Cameron Kennedy?

  My next three generations of kids should be on you. If I gave you $200, you hit for 200 million.

• 1:10:04Peyton Hardin?

  I'm so serious too. Like I'm not, no pot, no jokes. I'm giving you $200 back, but obviously like friend vacations on me, right? Good birthday gifts on me. Like I'll take care of you, but I, you don't, you didn't earn that. That is my money.

• 1:10:18Cameron Kennedy?

  You wouldn't give me 5 million dollars?

• 1:10:20Peyton Hardin?

  Maybe the things I do for-

• 1:10:22Cameron Kennedy?

  And to keep 195 million. You wouldn't give me 5 M's?

• 1:10:25Peyton Hardin?

  Maybe the things I do for you will eventually equate to 5 million. It's not your decision.

• 1:10:31Cameron Kennedy?

  You wouldn't cut me right then and there. Why are me five?

• 1:10:33Peyton Hardin?

  No, and that's not wrong. It's genuinely not wrong. I get like.

• 1:10:38Cameron Kennedy?

  That's wrong, dog.

• 1:10:39Peyton Hardin?

  I don't think so.

• 1:10:40Cameron Kennedy?

  That's wicked. That is like, that's evil.

• 1:10:42Peyton Hardin?

  No, no.

• 1:10:43Cameron Kennedy?

  That is evil.

• 1:10:44Peyton Hardin?

  You gave me $200. You didn't say, "Here's $200," like, I, like, and I genuinely don't even have to give you the 200 back. So what I'm doing for you is good enough.

• 1:10:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Did you, did you hear my answer? I'm halfing the pie with you. Hundred M's.

• 1:10:58Peyton Hardin?

  Maybe you'll have.

• 1:10:59Cameron Kennedy?

  You gave me that 200. I was down on my, I went straight and got a Lotto ticket. Boom. Here's 100 million.

• 1:11:04Peyton Hardin?

  Maybe, maybe you'll have a quicker conversation with Jesus when you get up. Maybe it'll be easier for you to get past the, the bouncer. I'm okay with that.

• 1:11:14Peyton Hardin?

  I'm okay with that. Like, I, I'm doing right by giving you your investment back.

• 1:11:18Cameron Kennedy?

  This is, this is, I'm gonna, I'm gonna have some thoughts on my drive home today.

• 1:11:23Peyton Hardin?

  It's not my problem.

• 1:11:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Are you damn serious?

• 1:11:25Peyton Hardin?

  But like, that's greed and on your point.

• 1:11:28Cameron Kennedy?

  To think. Greed on my point?

• 1:11:30Peyton Hardin?

  To think you deserve any of my hard-earned or hard-earned money.

• 1:11:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Stop saying hard-earned. You didn't take the 200, buy a ticket to go to a cobalt mine and, and mine for years and sell it all. You bought a piece of paper and you got lucky.

• 1:11:41Peyton Hardin?

  All right, then you should have done it with your 200. But I did. So that's my intuition.

• 1:11:45Cameron Kennedy?

  You did it with my 200.

• 1:11:47Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, so I give you your 200 back. Thanks. Shake hands. But you're, you're being greedy. It would be different if I said.

• 1:11:52Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not.

• 1:11:53Peyton Hardin?

  It would, it would be different if I said, "I'm gonna win this 200 million dollars and forget you existed." I'm still going to be there. I'm going to be your friend. You're gonna have sick birthdays. Your kids are gonna have sick birthdays. We're gonna go do cool friend things. But you're gonna live your regular life like you deserve.

• 1:12:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 1:12:11Peyton Hardin?

  I'm gonna live my 200 million dollar life that I earned.

• 1:12:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, this is what I'm saying. And now that, you know what? Let me disassociate.

• 1:12:18Peyton Hardin?

  Thank you.

• 1:12:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Let me sit back and apologize quickly.

• 1:12:21Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 1:12:21Cameron Kennedy?

  That was slightly greedy on my part.

• 1:12:22Peyton Hardin?

  It was.

• 1:12:23Cameron Kennedy?

  It was. I'm not asking for half. I'm not asking for any amount. I think it's borderline wild, right? Wild to come across, you catch this mystery box and it's 200 million dollars.

• 1:12:36Cameron Kennedy?

  I just think the birthdays, the kids' birthdays, all the trips, that's fantastic and I appreciate you. And I would never not appreciate it.

• 1:12:43Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:12:44Cameron Kennedy?

  But to even, to not even go just one, one million dollars.

• 1:12:49Peyton Hardin?

  What are you gonna do with one million dollars?

• 1:12:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Are you kidding me?

• 1:12:52Peyton Hardin?

  Pay taxes on it and then what?

• 1:12:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, and then have like six hundred thousand dollars.

• 1:12:56Peyton Hardin?

  And then guess what, when that money runs out, when that six hundred thousand dollars runs out, guess what you're gonna do?

• 1:13:00Cameron Kennedy?

  That's, it's not gonna, no, I'm never coming back to daddy, Milky, Milky.

• 1:13:02Peyton Hardin?

  Milky, Milky.

• 1:13:03Cameron Kennedy?

  That six hundred is not running out.

• 1:13:04Peyton Hardin?

  You sit back and-

• 1:13:05Cameron Kennedy?

  That six hundred is immediately funding future.

• 1:13:07Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, then you just, okay, what you should do, just sit back and appreciate the ride. What I do decide to do for you with my money. You should be okay with it. Wow, hey, Malachi wants to have a bar mitzvah now. Sure, here's his bar mitzvah money.

• 1:13:25Peyton Hardin?

  I don't care.

• 1:13:26Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 1:13:27Peyton Hardin?

  He wants this kind, he wants, he wants to rent a Lambo for prom, you're-

• 1:13:31Cameron Kennedy?

  He wants a Lambo.

• 1:13:31Peyton Hardin?

  And then I'll say, I'll say, no, but I could do it if I wanted to, right?

• 1:13:36Cameron Kennedy?

  See, I feel like that's worse. You have in this, this hanging, oh no, I'm not even gonna bring that up, cuz you'd be like, oh, oh, no, no, I don't have to do it.

• 1:13:43Peyton Hardin?

  I don't have, but I'm just saying, but do you understand, like, I, aren't, like, yes, y'all think the right thing to do, but I'm not doing anything wrong by not giving you money. I'm giving you your two hundred dollars back.

• 1:13:57Cameron Kennedy?

  That's crazy, bro. I don't know, that's technicality and respecting semantics, yes.

• 1:14:03Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 1:14:04Cameron Kennedy?

  I'd say you're right.

• 1:14:04Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not abandoning you, I'm not, I'm going to, I'm going to be there for you.

• 1:14:07Cameron Kennedy?

  I know, but it's like, I don't know, that'd be- My, did you hear my heart though, before we move on? I immediately said, oh, I'm giving you a hundred million, I'm giving you half.

• 1:14:18Peyton Hardin?

  That's, I appreciate that and it's stupid, because you're gonna have to pay half anyway to the, to the taxes. So I'll take that, sure. That's your [__] fault.

• 1:14:29Cameron Kennedy?

  God, you're-

• 1:14:30Peyton Hardin?

  When your kid is like, I want, I want this new toy, I'd be like, sorry, I gave Uncle P half. But I'm not gonna have that issue.

• 1:14:36Cameron Kennedy?

  But I still got enough.

• 1:14:37Peyton Hardin?

  I'm gonna piss out a hundred million dollars to anything I want, not you.

• 1:14:43Cameron Kennedy?

  What a cold, heartless.

• 1:14:46Cameron Kennedy?

  You monster.

• 1:14:47Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Good God.

• 1:14:49Peyton Hardin?

  But I mean. What do you want me to do?

• 1:14:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. Has nothing to do with your money thing, but it was something I saw. You say you saw it on TikTok or Twitter?

• 1:14:57Peyton Hardin?

  Twitter.

• 1:14:57Cameron Kennedy?

  I saw this on TikTok. You're in a bar. Hundred shots of tequila.

• 1:15:03Peyton Hardin?

  For who?

• 1:15:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Listen, 100 shots of tequila. You have one hour to drink them. For 10 million dollars. You get to call one person to help you take him down. Who are you calling?

• 1:15:14Peyton Hardin?

  Who? Vintage Steve will do it.

• 1:15:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, but you don't have his number. It has to be your phone.

• 1:15:20Peyton Hardin?

  Oh.

• 1:15:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Like someone that you know that you can call. You go, oh, let me, let me.

• 1:15:25Peyton Hardin?

  Let me check my contacts real quick.

• 1:15:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Hundred shots of tequila. You and one person have one hour to drink all of it. For 10 million dollars.

• 1:15:31Peyton Hardin?

  But, okay, but I don't know.

• 1:15:32Cameron Kennedy?

  You know who I'm not calling?

• 1:15:33Peyton Hardin?

  Who?

• 1:15:34Cameron Kennedy?

  CJ Mann.

• 1:15:35Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, my God, no.

• 1:15:36Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm just kidding. CJ would low key.

• 1:15:38Peyton Hardin?

  No, CJ.

• 1:15:38Cameron Kennedy?

  CJ would dog them, but then he'd wake up in the hospital.

• 1:15:41Peyton Hardin?

  CJ would, like, I would do CJ before all the accidents. Like CJ before all the accidents would do it.

• 1:15:48Speaker 04

  How much would you give if it was CJ? How much money would you give him?

• 1:15:51Peyton Hardin?

  How much did I win?

• 1:15:52Cameron Kennedy?

  It's 10 million dollars.

• 1:15:53Peyton Hardin?

  And he took all 100?

• 1:15:54Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no.

• 1:15:55Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, then none. Or like probably like. No, I wouldn't give him none. Who, I would see, I would look at the spreadsheet afterwards. How much work did he put in?

• 1:16:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Let's say he took 60, you took 40 shots.

• 1:16:06Peyton Hardin?

  Oh.

• 1:16:06Cameron Kennedy?

  You get the 10 million dollar purse because it was your challenge.

• 1:16:08Peyton Hardin?

  Who, oh, so they asked me to do it?

• 1:16:09Cameron Kennedy?

  So it goes to your bank account, but you phoned friend him and he did more work.

• 1:16:13Peyton Hardin?

  And they gave me 10 million dollars.

• 1:16:14Cameron Kennedy?

  10 million, straight to your account.

• 1:16:16Peyton Hardin?

  About 400,000.

• 1:16:18Peyton Hardin?

  CJ with 400,000 dollars? Go make some shake!

• 1:16:22Cameron Kennedy?

  And you're keeping 9.6?

• 1:16:23Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, they asked me to do it. I invited you.

• 1:16:26Cameron Kennedy?

  He drank 20 more than you.

• 1:16:29Peyton Hardin?

  That's his fault. He shouldn't have drank all that.

• 1:16:30Cameron Kennedy?

  If he doesn't drink 20 more, you don't get any money.

• 1:16:32Peyton Hardin?

  Who said that? I could have drank 20 more. I'm just delegated.

• 1:16:35Cameron Kennedy?

  What if you were to your wits end at 40? I literally can't take another sip. CJ goes, bro, if I wake up in the hospital, you got my back. We'll have the money. Just make sure I wake up. Starts slamming him.

• 1:16:44Peyton Hardin?

  And when he, when he wakes up, after getting his stomach pumped, here's 400,000 dollars in cash. I'll give it to you cash, so it's on tax.

• 1:16:51Cameron Kennedy?

  You go, oh, by the way, I gotta go back to the crib. You can Uber whenever they release you.

• 1:16:53Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God!

• 1:16:55Peyton Hardin?

  With the 400,000 dollars he made, makes it, 400,000 dollars is great money. It is fantastic money.

• 1:17:01Cameron Kennedy?

  9.6 million's ludicrous.

• 1:17:04Peyton Hardin?

  Because they asked me to do it.

• 1:17:06Speaker 04

  What if you did, what if you did 10 and he did 90? Would the, would the amount change?

• 1:17:11Peyton Hardin?

  No. They asked me to do it.

• 1:17:17Cameron Kennedy?

  I love it, though. I love it. Honest man. So who would you actually call, not CJ? If someone you know in your personal life?

• 1:17:23Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know anybody in my personal life that drinks that like that.

• 1:17:25Cameron Kennedy?

  You know who else, if you want to go vintage, you want to throw it back? Vintage Mark Harden. Vintage Mark Harden?

• 1:17:32Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, old school.

• 1:17:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Tech days?

• 1:17:34Peyton Hardin?

  College Mark Harden, probably.

• 1:17:35Cameron Kennedy?

  College Mark Harden, body back by 60.

• 1:17:38Peyton Hardin?

  My dad, my dad was in a documentary for underage drinking. I don't know if I have the video, but there's a video and he's literally in short shorts and a crop top and he's in a field with a bunch of hots. And he's like, he's like this, like holding the thing. And he's just, he looks just like me.

• 1:17:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, he does. You are your father's son.

• 1:17:58Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, 100%. Um, one of the things my father taught me is how to treat a lady, how to love, how to be good. And so I've embodied that with my new friend that we've had for a couple of years and his name is Dr. P. And now, Dr. P., I heard is going to be joining the Cam vs. Peyton Tour. And he's going to be helping people in the audience with their problems. So if you're coming to a show, there's going to be a way that you can submit your problems right before the show starts. You gotta come to the show early.

• 1:18:28Cameron Kennedy?

  And bring your baggage, not literally, but your emotional love baggage.

• 1:18:31Peyton Hardin?

  And it doesn't have to be anything current. You can tell like your most crazy relationship stories, your most crazy things you've done when you were single.

• 1:18:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Crazy breakup stories.

• 1:18:39Peyton Hardin?

  Even just things you've done when you were single, anything crazy that has to do with love, you can submit it at the show that you go to. But we want to give you a taste of what Dr. P. is like. He's been going crazy over there on the Patreon. So let's bring in the greatest love doctor in the world. Sing it.

• 1:19:08Speaker 05

  Dr. P.

• 1:19:09Cameron Kennedy?

  The science coming.

• 1:19:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Permission to start case study two.

• 1:19:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Granted. People one, are you ready?

• 1:19:20Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 1:19:20Cameron Kennedy?

  People two, are you ready?

• 1:19:21Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 1:19:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Here we go. Dear Dr. P.

• 1:19:24Peyton Hardin?

  Hello.

• 1:19:25Cameron Kennedy?

  My fiance left me.

• 1:19:26Peyton Hardin?

  Good.

• 1:19:27Cameron Kennedy?

  A month ago. I want to know if he's moved on, but if I try to get him to open up, he dodges it and doesn't answer. I want to move on from it. How can I?

• 1:19:41Peyton Hardin?

  People one, people two, are you ready? Yes, sir. Well, raise your hands.

• 1:19:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Speed deficiency! Have you been stumped? Is this MC squared? People one, go.

• 1:19:56Speaker 06

  Permission to speak?

• 1:19:57Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 1:19:59Speaker 06

  For the first part of your question, you asked if he's over it. Well, if he's dodging the question, that kind of gives you your answer. And the only way that you could possibly get over it is either going to find somebody else to get your attention off of him, or just leave him alone. Don't get, don't give him an ounce of your brain. This belongs to you. Don't give it to nobody else. And if you do that, you can move on. End of synopsis.

• 1:20:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Beauty. People two, speak.

• 1:20:30Speaker 07

  Now speak.

• 1:20:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 1:20:32Speaker 07

  Okay. So your fiance left you a month ago, so clearly he's done.

• 1:20:38Speaker 07

  You keep texting him, trying to get validation and get a reason of why.

• 1:20:43Speaker 07

  Trying to contact him, but he doesn't have to text you back anymore. So I say you go get with somebody.

• 1:20:48Peyton Hardin?

  Hey, boring. You're done. You're done. That was boring. That was so boring. Inflection in your, in your tone next time. That was, that was boring.

• 1:21:01Peyton Hardin?

  That bored me. I am bored now.

• 1:21:07Peyton Hardin?

  I'm bored of you.

• 1:21:12Peyton Hardin?

  Bored. What am I? Bored. Not you. People one. Sir.

• 1:21:23Peyton Hardin?

  I like your synopsis. You were like, you're on the training wheels of a bike. Right? You don't know how to ride it yet. You look a little stupid when you ride it. And you got down the block without falling, but then you realize you're on training wheels and it meant absolutely nothing. That's where you're at. Right? Wait till you get those training wheels off. You get a couple scabs on those legs, alright?

• 1:21:46Peyton Hardin?

  Wait till that happens. Guess you'll be proud of you? Guess? What?

• 1:21:49Speaker 07

  Nobody.

• 1:21:50Peyton Hardin?

  Sure.

• 1:21:54Peyton Hardin?

  But I am proud of you. You had it, you had it right. Just, not there yet. Training wheels. Don't be proud of yourself. People too. God, that was boring. I could, I would rather watch an eight hour silent film with no phone in the middle of the desert by myself

• 1:22:17Peyton Hardin?

  than hear you speak that way again. Right? I would rather, I would rather take Secretary's wife out on a date.

• 1:22:28Peyton Hardin?

  And do that. And God knows I don't want to do that.

• 1:22:35Peyton Hardin?

  You know what?

• 1:22:38Peyton Hardin?

  I hate you.

• 1:22:41Peyton Hardin?

  People one. 5.1 out of 10. People two. You're boring. And apologize to me.

• 1:22:51Speaker 07

  I'm sorry for being boring.

• 1:22:53Peyton Hardin?

  And being yourself.

• 1:22:54Speaker 07

  And being me. Which is boring.

• 1:22:59Speaker 07

  My whole life's boring.

• 1:23:00Peyton Hardin?

  Alright. Now, Secretary, why'd you end up on the floor?

• 1:23:05Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm quite sure, sire.

• 1:23:08Cameron Kennedy?

  You pretty much asked me halfway through the synopsis and I of course agreed. You just looked at me and said, "Floor."

• 1:23:15Cameron Kennedy?

  That was about it, love. Sire.

• 1:23:20Peyton Hardin?

  You can go back on your chair.

• 1:23:27Peyton Hardin?

  Go back down on the ground.

• 1:23:29Peyton Hardin?

  Alright.

• 1:23:32Peyton Hardin?

  Are you ready for...

• 1:23:35Peyton Hardin?

  Are you ready for my synopsis? I want you to go back here with the pillows. Of course graciousness.

• 1:23:42Peyton Hardin?

  Get back there. Get back there. Get back there. Yes sir. Get back there.

• 1:23:48Peyton Hardin?

  Get back there. Yes sir.

• 1:23:51Peyton Hardin?

  Widen out the legs. Spread them. More. Uh, there's an object that's in the way. Alright.

• 1:24:01Peyton Hardin?

  My synopsis is...

• 1:24:05Peyton Hardin?

  Your husband, your ex-husband, he doesn't love you anymore. And, he's done.

• 1:24:15Peyton Hardin?

  Look at the ceiling.

• 1:24:19Peyton Hardin?

  He's done.

• 1:24:21Peyton Hardin?

  He's not over you though. He still wants access to you. That's why he's still in contact with you, you still have access, so you're good. If you want some late night lovin's... Like people two, people one do in the dorm rooms, I've heard the stories.

• 1:24:36Peyton Hardin?

  He's still got access. Wrong cheese, wrong cheese students. Wrong cheese students. Right? But... People... People one was close...

• 1:24:50Peyton Hardin?

  About his synopsis. Saying find someone else. You don't have to find someone else to love. My synopsis is, the best way to get over somebody...

• 1:25:01Peyton Hardin?

  Is to get under somebody. Alright? You find as many people you can to get under. Preferably as friends, brothers...

• 1:25:10Peyton Hardin?

  Father maybe, uncles cousins.

• 1:25:13Peyton Hardin?

  Something you like to say?

• 1:25:19Peyton Hardin?

  My mid-back... My mid-back is on fire! It's on... Fire!

• 1:25:40Peyton Hardin?

  You know how he got here?

• 1:25:42Speaker 06

  You told him to.

• 1:25:43Peyton Hardin?

  No, you know how he got in this position in life?

• 1:25:46Speaker 06

  No idea, sir.

• 1:25:47Speaker 07

  No, sir.

• 1:25:47Peyton Hardin?

  Good mouth and good credit.

• 1:25:52Peyton Hardin?

  You know the yacht I got?

• 1:25:55Peyton Hardin?

  Do you know the yacht I got?

• 1:25:56Speaker 06

  An expensive one, sir.

• 1:25:58Speaker 07

  Very expensive.

• 1:25:59Peyton Hardin?

  It's his.

• 1:26:00Cameron Kennedy?

  It's my credit.

• 1:26:01Peyton Hardin?

  You know how I'm not stressed out when I come into work?

• 1:26:03Speaker 06

  His credit.

• 1:26:04Cameron Kennedy?

  My mouth!

• 1:26:07Cameron Kennedy?

  It's me!

• 1:26:08Peyton Hardin?

  Now, you can go back up.

• 1:26:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Permission to stand.

• 1:26:12Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 1:26:14Peyton Hardin?

  I want you to all clap for him as he stands up.

• 1:26:18Peyton Hardin?

  Clap for him.

• 1:26:25Peyton Hardin?

  Now, no one really asks you how you feel. No one asks you how you're doing.

• 1:26:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, days, yep.

• 1:26:31Peyton Hardin?

  It's simply because we don't care.

• 1:26:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Of course.

• 1:26:33Peyton Hardin?

  But...

• 1:26:35Peyton Hardin?

  I want you to give a synopsis of pupil one and two today. How you think they did?

• 1:26:40Cameron Kennedy?

  So sorry for the belch. So sorry for the belch. My spine was exposed belch. Permission to speak, sire.

• 1:26:47Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 1:26:47Cameron Kennedy?

  And I'm gonna show you how we used to have to speak back a couple years ago when school was an old soft. This is how we had to address sire. Permission to speak, sire!

• 1:26:59Peyton Hardin?

  Bringing it back to the good days.

• 1:27:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Permission to grab my glasses.

• 1:27:04Peyton Hardin?

  Grab them.

• 1:27:06Cameron Kennedy?

  See that speed and efficiency, pupil two?

• 1:27:09Peyton Hardin?

  This is-

• 1:27:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Permission to speak, sire! Sorry for interrupting, sire!

• 1:27:15Peyton Hardin?

  This is how you get in the top of your class. One more time for him.

• 1:27:23Cameron Kennedy?

  So I had a bit of a wiffle in me nose. Permission to speak, gracious highness lord sire!

• 1:27:30Peyton Hardin?

  Permission, great-

• 1:27:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Pupil one started to understand the concept towards the end of the session. He's like a kid with training wheels, as the gracious one has said. He will eventually get better, still shows promise, lord. However, he is a- ...attitude. People too, I think he was on drugs today. He was so stupid and fat, Lord. He held a broom, he's a garbage man, street sweeper, bag cleaner, trash emptyer.

• 1:28:00Cameron Kennedy?

  But, he had one of the greatest, greatest synopses this institution has ever seen.

• 1:28:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Synopsis status, Lord!

• 1:28:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Permission to possibly a-

• 1:28:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Permission to possibly a-

• 1:28:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Permission to possibly a- soon sire, my back's a-

• 1:29:04Cameron Kennedy?

  When you bent over, that was a gracious view for me, Lord. A lot of-

• 1:29:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Sorry, sorry sire. My days.

• 1:29:12Peyton Hardin?

  That is-

• 1:29:19Peyton Hardin?

  Yo, Dr. P is over there wildin' on the Patreon. If you want to see the full version of that, it is on patreon.com/youshouldknowpodcast. And if you want help or for Dr. P to hear your story live-

• 1:29:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Live!

• 1:29:33Peyton Hardin?

  Go to youshouldknowstudios.com, buy your tour ticket and submit your, uh, your stories. It will be available for, before the show, it'll be very easy for you to do it. Dr. P will be there. I don't know if he'll be happy to be there, but he will be there.

• 1:29:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, he might not be happy from taking him away from his amazing life to come to a city near you, but

• 1:29:49Peyton Hardin?

  Oh especially like, he will hate going to OKC. He'll hate, where else will he hate? Um, where, uh, what other states are we going to? Oh Detroit, he will hate Detroit. Where else is he gonna hate?

• 1:30:01Cameron Kennedy?

  I think he'll like most cities, maybe.

• 1:30:03Peyton Hardin?

  He'll like Tampa.

• 1:30:04Cameron Kennedy?

  He'll like Tampa.

• 1:30:05Peyton Hardin?

  Who else? Vegas he'll love.

• 1:30:07Cameron Kennedy?

  He'll, oh, he'll love Vegas.

• 1:30:08Peyton Hardin?

  So if you're going to Vegas show, you're probably gonna get the best version of Dr. P.

• 1:30:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, you need to, Vegas people, buy your t- oh my god, he's gonna love New York. Vegas he'll love, New York he'll love.

• 1:30:18Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:30:18Cameron Kennedy?

  For sure.

• 1:30:19Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, well, Vegas and New York are gonna be his top two. So if you're, if you're in Vegas or New York, you might wanna, you might wanna be there for that.

• 1:30:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Good god.

• 1:30:27Peyton Hardin?

  He's gonna have a hell of a show.

• 1:30:27Cameron Kennedy?

  You don't, you don't even, oof, you don't even know.

• 1:30:30Peyton Hardin?

  God, no, I'm serious about Vegas. That's where he was probably born.

• 1:30:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 1:30:32Peyton Hardin?

  Dr. P was born in Vegas.

• 1:30:34Cameron Kennedy?

  He was born in Mandalay.

• 1:30:35Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, on the strip, yeah.

• 1:30:37Cameron Kennedy?

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• 1:31:22Cameron Kennedy?

  M V G.

• 1:31:24Peyton Hardin?

  M V G.

• 1:31:25Cameron Kennedy?

  M V G. You got it, easy.

• 1:31:28Peyton Hardin?

  My, my?

• 1:31:30Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 1:31:31Peyton Hardin?

  What is the first word? Tell me the first word.

• 1:31:33Cameron Kennedy?

  I'll tell you the middle word and you'll get it instantly.

• 1:31:35Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:31:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Versus.

• 1:31:36Peyton Hardin?

  Oh monkeys versus gorillas?

• 1:31:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Men versus gorillas.

• 1:31:40Peyton Hardin?

  Who would win monkeys or gorillas?

• 1:31:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Huh?

• 1:31:43Peyton Hardin?

  Who would win monkeys or gorillas?

• 1:31:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Gorillas. Monkeys, oh gorillas.

• 1:31:47Peyton Hardin?

  Aren't gorillas monkeys?

• 1:31:48Cameron Kennedy?

  They're all but yeah, but it's when to a person when they think monkey, the first thing they think is probably like a chimpanzee.

• 1:31:54Peyton Hardin?

  So if I were to say, bring me that monkey.

• 1:31:56Cameron Kennedy?

  I would think chimpanzee.

• 1:31:58Peyton Hardin?

  And somebody brought me a gorilla, they'd be wrong.

• 1:32:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Technically.

• 1:32:02Peyton Hardin?

  Really?

• 1:32:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, it's two different species, yeah.

• 1:32:06Peyton Hardin?

  No monkeys are gorillas are monkeys are just big monkeys.

• 1:32:09Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's a gorilla.

• 1:32:10Peyton Hardin?

  Monkeys are just little gorillas.

• 1:32:13Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's a monkey.

• 1:32:13Peyton Hardin?

  No, no monkeys and gorillas are the same thing, right?

• 1:32:15Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 1:32:16Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, so like it's like, okay, so it's like we're all people, right? Then there's.

• 1:32:21Cameron Kennedy?

  You better watch where you're going with that one.

• 1:32:24Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, listen, we're all people, right? Then there's like, there's short people and there's tall people. They're all people, that's just if I say bring me a tall person.

• 1:32:32Cameron Kennedy?

  But it's not a difference of height, it's a whole difference of bone structure.

• 1:32:35Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, there's a bone, there's a difference between bone structure and tall people and short people.

• 1:32:38Cameron Kennedy?

  The way they're built, the things are different.

• 1:32:40Peyton Hardin?

  It's same for tall and short people.

• 1:32:42Cameron Kennedy?

  But they're not like, they're not even.

• 1:32:44Peyton Hardin?

  I got them.

• 1:32:45Cameron Kennedy?

  They're a different species, monkeys and gorillas.

• 1:32:47Peyton Hardin?

  So, so, so gorillas, so gorillas aren't monkeys?

• 1:32:50Cameron Kennedy?

  No, they're gorillas, it's like fingers and thumbs.

• 1:32:53Peyton Hardin?

  Stop saying that, I don't like when you say that, it ruins it, don't say it, don't say that. But under, help me understand, so if I go to the monkey exhibit, I won't see a gorilla in a zoo? How, but they're built the same, they do the same things.

• 1:33:06Cameron Kennedy?

  No, they don't.

• 1:33:06Peyton Hardin?

  They climb.

• 1:33:07Cameron Kennedy?

  No, they don't.

• 1:33:07Peyton Hardin?

  They scream, they throw poop, they, they, they walk on their knuckles, they all do the same thing, monkeys are gorillas.

• 1:33:13Cameron Kennedy?

  There's gorillas, there's chimps, maybe, maybe, I don't want to at this risk of sounding like, I, I think they're different, they might all be one thing.

• 1:33:22Peyton Hardin?

  I'm gonna Google that real quick, because I think they are, are monkeys, this is a little encore, are you ready?

• 1:33:31Peyton Hardin?

  Monkey species include baboons, Mcqueesis, I don't know what that is, marmosetous, terominous, and capuchins. Ape species include humans, gorillas, chipi- oh!

• 1:33:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, they're not.

• 1:33:42Peyton Hardin?

  So apes are humans, so gorillas are humans.

• 1:33:45Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 1:33:46Peyton Hardin?

  Wait, so we're apes?

• 1:33:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:33:49Peyton Hardin?

  So, it says apes-

• 1:33:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Gorillas and monkeys are different.

• 1:33:52Peyton Hardin?

  Well, it says ape species include humans and gorillas. So you're saying, the scientists are meaning to say that gorillas are closer to humans than they are to monkeys?

• 1:34:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Maybe by that standard. It's probably, it's probably not, it's not saying closer, there's probably certain characteristics that define it. Like maybe size or something like that. But yeah, primates, like monkeys and chimps and capuchins. Capuchins are the cute little ones, like from, uh, Paul Blart. Or not Paul Blart, uh-

• 1:34:19Peyton Hardin?

  Night of the Museum.

• 1:34:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Night of the Museum, that's a capuchin. Those are monkeys. Apes are your gorillas, your orangutans, your huge ones.

• 1:34:25Peyton Hardin?

  So who lifts more?

• 1:34:27Cameron Kennedy?

  So, so if, no, I'm saying, so if you got like a monkey on like a bench press and some sarms, and it like got big as a gorilla, we would call that an ape?

• 1:34:35Peyton Hardin?

  Hmm, no. It has nothing to do with how much they bench, you moron. It's their skeletal mass.

• 1:34:42Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not too sure they should be confident in that.

• 1:34:44Peyton Hardin?

  You wanna go, you wanna go to where? The lab? Tell them they're wrong?

• 1:34:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Because the same people that are saying apes are closer to humans are the same people that say fish are animals. And see, do you understand how there's no consistency in anything? And that's why I get confused? Do you understand that though? Like, ju-

• 1:35:01Peyton Hardin?

  There's no consistency. So is a jellyfish a fish?

• 1:35:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 1:35:05Peyton Hardin?

  Why?

• 1:35:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Cause it, it's in the ocean, it lives in water, it's predominantly be considered a fish. It's obviously a different-

• 1:35:12Peyton Hardin?

  So a crocodile is not, isn't a fish?

• 1:35:15Cameron Kennedy?

  I believe a crocodile is considered amphibian, cause it can live outside of water.

• 1:35:18Peyton Hardin?

  No, you're saying amphibian, I'm saying a fish.

• 1:35:21Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's not a fish.

• 1:35:23Peyton Hardin?

  How?

• 1:35:24Cameron Kennedy?

  So it's a-

• 1:35:24Peyton Hardin?

  What's the difference between a, like a fish and a-

• 1:35:26Cameron Kennedy?

  If you throw a bass in, on the grass, it's, it's not gonna just keep swimming and go look at the tree and grab some nuts and try to bite a person's leg, it's gonna-

• 1:35:35Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, what about, what about seals?

• 1:35:37Cameron Kennedy?

  A seal?

• 1:35:37Peyton Hardin?

  Is a seal a fish? They don't have feet.

• 1:35:40Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't think that's how you classify a fish with not having hooves. I don't think if something doesn't have feet, it's a fish.

• 1:35:45Peyton Hardin?

  Fish don't have feet?

• 1:35:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Some might.

• 1:35:48Peyton Hardin?

  Name a fi- name a fish with a foot.

• 1:35:51Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know, I'm saying some might. You know how many undeveloped, un- species there are?

• 1:35:55Peyton Hardin?

  I think we're living on a whim. I think a bunch of it is like-

• 1:35:58Cameron Kennedy?

  I think you're needing a little more consistency, but I also don't think you get it.

• 1:36:01Peyton Hardin?

  I, I don't think they get it.

• 1:36:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, they do. You don't look at me like that.

• 1:36:06Peyton Hardin?

  Not because David Blaine spent about like a month underwater. Is he a fish?

• 1:36:10Cameron Kennedy?

  He's a liar.

• 1:36:10Peyton Hardin?

  No, because he's-

• 1:36:11Cameron Kennedy?

  That's what he is. He's a liar. He's a con artist.

• 1:36:15Peyton Hardin?

  Don't talk about it. No, he's for real.

• 1:36:16Cameron Kennedy?

  No, he's, he's dope, but he's a liar.

• 1:36:18Peyton Hardin?

  Those are real. Those are real.

• 1:36:18Cameron Kennedy?

  He's a liar.

• 1:36:19Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 1:36:20Cameron Kennedy?

  No, he spent, yeah.

• 1:36:21Peyton Hardin?

  Those are real. Cause those aren't magic tricks.

• 1:36:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, those are, those are-

• 1:36:24Peyton Hardin?

  Those are body, like, um, what's it called?

• 1:36:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Illusions.

• 1:36:27Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's not an illusion either. It's like, it's, um, it's, and he's an, uh-

• 1:36:30Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like Khabib Nurmagomedov.

• 1:36:32Peyton Hardin?

  He's like an endurance artist is what he is.

• 1:36:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:36:34Peyton Hardin?

  So it's not even magic tricks. It's endurance artists.

• 1:36:37Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm gonna take him to the deep waters and drown him.

• 1:36:40Peyton Hardin?

  I'm, we're gonna revisit this fish. I'm gonna come back next week.

• 1:36:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 1:36:44Peyton Hardin?

  We can talk about it on Patreon.

• 1:36:46Cameron Kennedy?

  What? What was that? We can talk about it on Patreon.

• 1:36:48Peyton Hardin?

  No, you know what I want to talk about on Patreon? Cut to fourth. Pierce's mustache is fake.

• 1:36:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Two days ago.

• 1:36:56Peyton Hardin?

  Two days ago, we saw him and he didn't have on his face.

• 1:36:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Didn't have that. Like, I'm about to check if we took pictures or videos from that night. You did not have that on your face.

• 1:37:04Peyton Hardin?

  And, oh, now it's starting to make sense because when he walked into the office today, you know what he said?

• 1:37:09Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 1:37:09Peyton Hardin?

  He said, "I don't have any hair on my back anymore."

• 1:37:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, you shaved your back and glued it to your staff.

• 1:37:16Peyton Hardin?

  We're gonna figure out what's Pierce, we're gonna figure out Pierce's body hair situation and his, he has a new accent out of nowhere.

• 1:37:24Peyton Hardin?

  Stick to Patreon. Come to Patreon Wednesday for the extended, extended episode. We're gonna talk about all this. Um, guys, thank you so much for coming back to the You Should Know podcast. We'll see you on tour. One out of ten Wild Bears, don't make it over to Christmas and we will see you next time.

• 1:37:39Cameron Kennedy?

  How's mom?

• 1:37:41Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 1:37:41Cameron Kennedy?

  How's mom?

• 1:37:42Peyton Hardin?

  Oh yeah, dude, you're weird, bro. Now, let's start recording Patreon right now. This is weird.

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