Credit Card Fraud w/ Kippy & Foley!

Are You Garbage is back with Kippy and Foley talking about Credit Card Fraud, Piranha Attacks and answering your garbage questions from Patreon. It's a fun one! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! AYG 2025 Tour Tickets: https://punchup.live/areyougarbage/tickets Live Shows: https://punchup.live/areyougarbage/tickets PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Lucy Goods: http://lucy.co/garbage Promo Code: Garbage Acorns: Head to https://acorns.com/GARBAGE or download the Acorns app to start saving and investing for your future today! Factor: Get started at https://FACTORMEALS.com/garbage50off and use code garbage50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• 0:00H. Foley?

  Attention, attention, army of garbage, the boys are back on the road for the back on the block, boy, baby. Talking about stand-up comedy, plus we play Are You Garbage Live with the crowd. It's a great way to introduce people to the show, so grab the squad, come out and see us.

• 0:15Speaker 01

  Yeah, this March we're starting in Pontiac, Michigan, Indianapolis, Indiana, Milwaukee, Wisconsin, Madison, Wisconsin, Minneapolis, Minnesota, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, Cleveland, Ohio, Atlantic City, New Jersey, and gang, tickets are going quick. Get them while supplies last, the boys are coming to town.

• 0:30H. Foley?

  See you out there.

• 0:31Speaker 02

  Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.

• 0:51H. Foley?

  Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage?

• 0:58Speaker 01

  Hey, yeh!

• 0:58H. Foley?

  It's that little show we sit there with your favorite comedians, and we find that it's a good to be classy.

• 1:03Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:03H. Foley?

  If you're just a big old piece of trash.

• 1:05Speaker 01

  Pasura.

• 1:06H. Foley?

  I'm your host, H. Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Tooties in a new addition. She's out in the driveway shooting some hoops.

• 1:13Speaker 01

  Okay. Oh, that's okay.

• 1:16H. Foley?

  I don't know what you were expecting.

• 1:19Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:20H. Foley?

  That's an H. Foley original. I'm back, baby!

• 1:24Speaker 01

  Can't tell me nothing.

• 1:26H. Foley?

  She's out there with the skyhook, the underhand, the whole nine yards.

• 1:29Speaker 01

  Okay, nah.

• 1:30H. Foley?

  It's freezing out there, too.

• 1:31Speaker 01

  Now you're bush, it's snow game.

• 1:33H. Foley?

  Ball's as hard as a rock.

• 1:35Speaker 01

  Uh-huh.

• 1:36H. Foley?

  My ghost is coming at you from across the table. This is what we call a family episode, just the boys, the bozos, and the homies, like to circle the wagons a little bit. He is the CEO of Are You Garbage, he is an international businessman, and unfortunately, my best pal in the whole wide world. Give it up for KJ, Kevin J.

• 1:53Speaker 01

  How unfortunate for her, because I don't think it's great for either one of us if we're being honest.

• 1:57H. Foley?

  I believe all parties involved.

• 1:58Speaker 01

  All parties involved. We both got a raw deal in this one.

• 2:02H. Foley?

  Damn, I got a raw deal from Jump. This guy stinks.

• 2:07Speaker 01

  What's up, gang? Shout out to you. Thanks for tuning in. As always, please make sure you review, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube and now Spotify, baby.

• 2:15H. Foley?

  About that.

• 2:15Speaker 01

  Oo wee! Full video available on Spotify. Then, obviously, the greatest website of all time, www.patreon.com/ru-garbage. You go over there, you get all your bonus content.

• 2:24H. Foley?

  Oh, yeah.

• 2:24Speaker 01

  You get to ask your garbage question on the air.

• 2:26H. Foley?

  Shout out to the homies.

• 2:27Speaker 01

  Also, go over to www.ru-garbage.com for the back on the block tour, baby. The boys are hitting the road, starting in March, April. It's gonna be a good time. We got Pontiac, Michigan. Tickets for that. I don't even know by the...

• 2:42H. Foley?

  D.

• 2:42Speaker 01

  I don't even know if they're gonna be available by the time this airs. You got Pontiac, Michigan. You got Indianapolis, Indiana. You got Milwaukee. You got Madison, Wisconsin. Tickets are 75% gone.

• 2:54H. Foley?

  Tickets are moving.

• 2:55Speaker 01

  They're gonna move.

• 2:56H. Foley?

  And we appreciate it.

• 2:57Speaker 01

  And we love you.

• 2:58H. Foley?

  And we love you.

• 2:58Speaker 01

  We got Minneapolis, Minnesota. We got Pittsburgh. We got Cleveland. And we got Atlantic City. The boys are going down the shore to AC.

• 3:03H. Foley?

  That's the summer.

• 3:04Speaker 01

  That's in the summertime.

• 3:05H. Foley?

  That's the summer. What is that, August?

• 3:08Speaker 01

  It's July.

• 3:09H. Foley?

  July.

• 3:09Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 3:10H. Foley?

  Woo wee! AC in July. I'm on a heater, too.

• 3:13Speaker 01

  And we're planning more dates for the fall as well, so get them ticky.

• 3:18H. Foley?

  I love it. Get down to the tables down there.

• 3:20Speaker 01

  I'm off it.

• 3:21H. Foley?

  No, I'm on a heater. Ever since Parks, baby, I can't lose.

• 3:25Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 3:25H. Foley?

  22 Black, baby, look out. I'm coming for ya. I can see it. That night, I could see it.

• 3:31Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 3:32H. Foley?

  I could see it. 7:22, 43. PF Chang's. Boom, boom, boom. We did have Asian that night, if I recall.

• 3:43Speaker 01

  We did.

• 3:43H. Foley?

  We went to a knockoff PF Chang's.

• 3:46Speaker 01

  PF Wang's. Pull your beater out. Sure, put pants on. Shout out to PF Chang's.

• 3:54H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 3:55Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 3:56H. Foley?

  I soured on them a little bit, to be honest with you.

• 4:00Speaker 01

  You find one pub and you're chicken. All of a su- all of a sudden, we can't go there no more?

• 4:04H. Foley?

  You're too good.

• 4:05Speaker 01

  Uh, I got a little present for ya.

• 4:07H. Foley?

  You do?

• 4:08Speaker 01

  I do, after you've been treating me fucking like an asshole all day.

• 4:11H. Foley?

  We've had a rough morning.

• 4:14Speaker 01

  It's also, it was a rough morning and then we were-

• 4:16H. Foley?

  That's the way it is when you're in business together. You crack a little heads every once in a while. You butt heads, you gotta break some eggs. We're in here doing shit. We're not out there hobnobbing.

• 4:25Speaker 01

  Some of us are doing shit.

• 4:27H. Foley?

  Doing a lot of stuff.

• 4:28Speaker 01

  Might have put you in a room and make you work for 15 minutes today.

• 4:30H. Foley?

  That's brutal.

• 4:31Speaker 01

  And then, we started at me and Luke started having a fun conversation, and he's going, "Hey, knock it off! Hey, stop!"

• 4:37H. Foley?

  Man, if my breakfast hadn't gotten there in time, I don't know what I was gonna do.

• 4:41Speaker 01

  Woo wee!

• 4:44H. Foley?

  Now, what do you got for me?

• 4:45Speaker 01

  Uh-

• 4:45H. Foley?

  Is it money?

• 4:46Speaker 01

  No.

• 4:47H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 4:47Speaker 01

  It's better.

• 4:48H. Foley?

  Better than money?

• 4:49Speaker 01

  Uh huh. In your, in your economy.

• 4:51H. Foley?

  Food.

• 4:52Speaker 01

  Close. So, I was over-

• 4:55H. Foley?

  Food money.

• 4:57Speaker 01

  Money I can eat?

• 4:59H. Foley?

  You've got me chocolate money?

• 5:01Speaker 01

  Do you remember the bubble gum wallet by any chance?

• 5:03H. Foley?

  What the fuck?

• 5:04Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 5:04H. Foley?

  No.

• 5:05Speaker 01

  Oh yeah, the dollar bi- they had dollar bi- it was like a wallet, you open it up and like a bunch of, you know how like the pictures, whatever, it would fall down, kind of?

• 5:13H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 5:14Speaker 01

  They had a bunch of plastic sleeves with like, they were this big and the, the, the dollar bills were mon- that were gum.

• 5:20H. Foley?

  Was the wallet made of gum too?

• 5:21Speaker 01

  I don't think so.

• 5:22H. Foley?

  I don't remember that at all.

• 5:23Speaker 01

  Imagine like a checkbook and it went prrrr.

• 5:25H. Foley?

  You gotta pull this up, I gotta see this.

• 5:26Speaker 01

  You got eyes on that? Is it a bazooka product? Ah, buddy, I, I mean-

• 5:30H. Foley?

  Love bazooka.

• 5:30Speaker 01

  I mean, they are the, they are, uh, at the head of, uh-

• 5:34H. Foley?

  Love me some bazooka. Especially the purple, the grape. That'd really get ya. Why do I have a pen?

• 5:40Speaker 01

  I don't know, cause you-

• 5:41H. Foley?

  What am I doing?

• 5:42Speaker 01

  You were doing work this morning.

• 5:45Speaker 01

  I think it was wallet's bubble gum. That might be it. I don't know. I mean, I don't think I'm gonna be able to find this. I remember my mom saying, "No way." And then I went somewhere with my dad and he was like, "Yeah, I don't care." Man, I showed up to my mom counting bubble gum money.

• 5:59H. Foley?

  Like it was a tube.

• 6:01Speaker 01

  I had it like it was drug money. Like, "How you doing, bruh?" I found bubble gum money into your bed.

• 6:06H. Foley?

  Couple of Cheez-Its for me and the boys, huh?

• 6:08Speaker 01

  I don't think I'm gonna be able to. It was a wallet. They had, they were like, you know, you slid into little plastic. They were about this big and you just... It was like eating paper gum.

• 6:14H. Foley?

  Listen, you know, uh, I'm a product of the eighties. That shit was huge.

• 6:20Speaker 01

  Were you born in the sixties?

• 6:21H. Foley?

  Born in nineteen seventy-six, but I was a child of the eighties.

• 6:24Speaker 01

  Okay. You're a product of the seventies, though.

• 6:27H. Foley?

  A product of the seventies.

• 6:28Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 6:29H. Foley?

  Huh. Mindset of the fifties, huh? Am I right? Nothing on that?

• 6:34Speaker 01

  A woman in the kitchen?

• 6:36H. Foley?

  Not like a pot roast?

• 6:38Speaker 01

  I like to eat on Sunday at the same time every week?

• 6:40H. Foley?

  Ah, we didn't really talk about that.

• 6:43Speaker 01

  You talk about that all the time.

• 6:44H. Foley?

  What?

• 6:45Speaker 01

  Eating on Sundays?

• 6:46H. Foley?

  No. We are from, uh, the generation is different enough where, and we didn't really do this, but my, uh, my aunt and uncle, who were a little bit older, shout out to Aunt Mary Catherine and Uncle Red, they, they ate supper. We might have talked about this lightly. Do you know what supper is?

• 7:06Speaker 01

  Dinner.

• 7:07H. Foley?

  No. Supper's at like two o'clock.

• 7:10Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 7:11H. Foley?

  The big meal was at like two o'clock. And then you had a little something later on. A little sandwich. Something like that.

• 7:18Speaker 01

  I had lunch. I had a late lunch. I had a big lunch.

• 7:22H. Foley?

  No, it was called supper. It was a Sunday thing.

• 7:24Speaker 01

  I understand what you're calling it, but if you eat it too, that's fucking lunch in my book. I don't get it.

• 7:27H. Foley?

  Not if it's like pot roast and fucking mashed potatoes and stuff like that.

• 7:31Speaker 01

  First of all.

• 7:31H. Foley?

  Who's eating that for lunch?

• 7:33Speaker 01

  Who, I mean, you're...

• 7:34H. Foley?

  Give me that as a present. I like that.

• 7:37Speaker 01

  Um, so as you know, I was, I was over in, I was over in Europe visiting the in-laws, doing a little international business.

• 7:43H. Foley?

  That's right.

• 7:44Speaker 01

  Um...

• 7:45H. Foley?

  You were falling down the steps from what I remember.

• 7:46Speaker 01

  Sure that happened. Um...

• 7:49H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 7:50Speaker 01

  I brought you a present.

• 7:51H. Foley?

  I don't see it on you.

• 7:53Speaker 01

  It's in my mind. It's right here.

• 7:56H. Foley?

  Oh, okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I'm sorry about everything this morning.

• 7:59Speaker 01

  Hey, is it fucking... Meanwhile, I'm sitting there knowingly about to blow your mind and you're just being a fucking dickhead.

• 8:05H. Foley?

  You're gonna blow my mind.

• 8:06Speaker 01

  Uh huh. I think so. Nice guy.

• 8:10H. Foley?

  Is it candy?

• 8:11Speaker 01

  No.

• 8:12H. Foley?

  Cause you wouldn't get me anything that I would wanna eat these days. Cause you say, "I'm gonna die."

• 8:19Speaker 01

  Shh, unalive, I think is the term.

• 8:22H. Foley?

  But it's food.

• 8:24Speaker 01

  Uh-uh.

• 8:25H. Foley?

  You said it was food.

• 8:25Speaker 01

  It's in that world.

• 8:27H. Foley?

  It's gum. It's candy.

• 8:29Speaker 01

  No.

• 8:30H. Foley?

  Alright, just give me it.

• 8:31Speaker 01

  It's a beverage.

• 8:32H. Foley?

  A beverage?

• 8:33Speaker 01

  A German delicacy.

• 8:36H. Foley?

  Orangina?

• 8:37Speaker 01

  No, it's called, uh...

• 8:39H. Foley?

  You're booing it?

• 8:40Speaker 01

  No, we've loosely talked about it. It's called Mezomix.

• 8:44H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 8:45Speaker 01

  It's Fanta and Coca-Cola. Premixed in a bottle.

• 8:50H. Foley?

  Let's see. Whoa. And it's cold.

• 8:54Speaker 01

  Uh-huh.

• 8:55H. Foley?

  Mezomix.

• 8:56Speaker 01

  I figured...

• 8:57H. Foley?

  So this is orange?

• 8:59Speaker 01

  From 9th... This is Fanta? They'll even make it if they don't have it? You go to a restaurant, you'd be like, "Let me get a fucking..." They'll give you both and you get a...

• 9:06H. Foley?

  It's orange Coke.

• 9:07Speaker 01

  I guess.

• 9:08H. Foley?

  Essentially.

• 9:08Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 9:09H. Foley?

  Fanta, Fanta orange.

• 9:10Speaker 01

  I believe so, yeah.

• 9:11H. Foley?

  Mezomix.

• 9:12Speaker 01

  That's what I was told.

• 9:12H. Foley?

  See, the Europeans, they do this. Take a look at this.

• 9:14Speaker 01

  It's a law. You gotta keep the cap attached to the bottle.

• 9:17H. Foley?

  Yeah, you just gotta rip that off.

• 9:18Speaker 01

  USA. Cheers.

• 9:21H. Foley?

  Thank you, my friend. I appreciate it.

• 9:23Speaker 01

  Only one, you get two sips. You get the first sip, you don't get the... You don't get to crush the... I was gonna get the diet.

• 9:29H. Foley?

  What?

• 9:30Speaker 01

  But then I... That's not the full thing.

• 9:31H. Foley?

  What kind of present is that?

• 9:32Speaker 01

  If I brought you diet Coke, you would... He just starts slugging it. Alright, don't chug it. You're gonna stop eating gluttonous.

• 9:43H. Foley?

  That's fucking fantastic.

• 9:44Speaker 01

  That's alright. It's got a little hint to it. It's Fanta off rip. Then goes cola, then turns the corner back to Fanta a little bit.

• 9:53H. Foley?

  Can I tell you what it tastes like?

• 9:55Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 9:56H. Foley?

  Haribo gummy colas.

• 10:00Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 10:01H. Foley?

  That's delicious.

• 10:03Speaker 01

  Alright, easy does it. I'm gonna wet the bed. I used to get that all the time.

• 10:08H. Foley?

  Like Fuller?

• 10:11Speaker 01

  Wet the bed.

• 10:12H. Foley?

  You are a wetter. Thank you. Can I drink this?

• 10:15Speaker 01

  What?

• 10:16H. Foley?

  Can I have this?

• 10:16Speaker 01

  Sure. I mean, what are we gonna give it back to me?

• 10:22H. Foley?

  Man, that's alright.

• 10:23Speaker 01

  I brought ya, I brought ya sodas from, from faraway land.

• 10:26H. Foley?

  How'd you get that over here?

• 10:27Speaker 01

  You're like a, you're like a king in the, in the 1300s, wanting spices and stuff from a faraway land. Ooh, yes, yes. How, what do you mean, how'd I get it over here? I bought it at the goddamn airport.

• 10:40H. Foley?

  At JFK?

• 10:41Speaker 01

  What?

• 10:42H. Foley?

  In, in, in Germany.

• 10:44Speaker 01

  I brought ya, it's from Germany.

• 10:46H. Foley?

  Oh, you bought it after security? You put that in the carry-on for me?

• 10:49Speaker 01

  I did.

• 10:50H. Foley?

  Wow, thanks, buddy. With the bad back and everything?

• 10:52Speaker 01

  With everything.

• 10:53H. Foley?

  You still thought of me?

• 10:54Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 10:54H. Foley?

  Aw, I love ya.

• 10:55Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 10:56H. Foley?

  Thank you.

• 10:57Speaker 01

  Do ya? Sometimes.

• 10:59H. Foley?

  No, what do ya, I'd love you to death, what are you talking about?

• 11:01Speaker 01

  To death.

• 11:02H. Foley?

  You're my best friend.

• 11:02Speaker 01

  Till you kill me, that's what it's all about.

• 11:04H. Foley?

  Come on. Now, these pants got no give.

• 11:07Speaker 01

  Yeah, why you wearing trousers?

• 11:09H. Foley?

  Cause it's cold, and them jeans are thin.

• 11:11Speaker 01

  That dude, that is a...

• 11:13H. Foley?

  Bad look.

• 11:14Speaker 01

  That is the toughest of all...

• 11:16H. Foley?

  Who's seeing me? I come here and I go home. Put my gym shit on, I go down here and work, I'm not working out my pants.

• 11:22Speaker 01

  Oh, you like to sneak that in. Put my gym stuff on, was that, was that, was it your athletic trousers you throw on? What are they, your cat, your dockers? Put on my dockers and my brown belt, my New Balance shoes, and I go walk on the treadmill.

• 11:35H. Foley?

  I like the way I got in the suit. Thank you, that's very sweet of you.

• 11:39Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 11:40H. Foley?

  Love it.

• 11:40Speaker 01

  Where's my gift?

• 11:41H. Foley?

  I got something for ya at the house.

• 11:43Speaker 01

  Yeah, what'd you get? I haven't got a gift from you in a long time.

• 11:46H. Foley?

  I got you your fucking Christmas present, you son of a bitch.

• 11:49Speaker 01

  That's normal, that's an exchange, I, you, you've never...

• 11:51H. Foley?

  I haven't even opened it, by the way.

• 11:52Speaker 01

  What?

• 11:53H. Foley?

  My Christmas present. The Craig.

• 11:57Speaker 01

  That's a Craig, baby.

• 12:02H. Foley?

  Which, by the way...

• 12:03Speaker 01

  When was the last time you just got me a gift? You didn't get me anything in, uh, in, where in Hawaii, you didn't bring me back a souvenir or nothing?

• 12:08H. Foley?

  You were there, dickhead.

• 12:11Speaker 01

  See, now you're lashing out at me.

• 12:13H. Foley?

  Got you a heater. I'll get you a nice present. I don't know what to get you, you're a curmudgeon. Eh, what am I gonna do with this? Doesn't matter what I get.

• 12:22Speaker 01

  A curmudgeon, you got me a, a $12 fucking disc, knockoff disc man.

• 12:26H. Foley?

  Was that $12?

• 12:27Speaker 01

  I spent $500 on ya.

• 12:30H. Foley?

  Aw, that's real nice to throw it in somebody's face months later.

• 12:33Speaker 01

  I did, I think I did it the day of, too, if, if I remember correctly, I think I pulled out the receipt.

• 12:37H. Foley?

  I love my G.I. Joe headquarters.

• 12:40Speaker 01

  That's gotta go too. You got that set up on the coffee table. I told you not to do it. What, just for a day or two? It's been fucking well over a month.

• 12:48H. Foley?

  And every single person that's come in here has commented on it.

• 12:50Speaker 01

  No, because you go, oh, no, no, because they come in and go, you go, "Look at my G.I. Joe thing", and all these people have to go, "Oh, whoa, cool."

• 12:59H. Foley?

  Seinfeld was just here, he loved it.

• 13:01Speaker 01

  Do your kids come to work with you? That's what they said. Do you bring your kids to work? Nah, that's for me. That's me. Do you like my trousers? I'm off jeans.

• 13:09H. Foley?

  Not off jeans. Let's not get crazy. I'm just waiting till the cold snaps over. Because it really, the chafing and the fucking, the dry skin. Bad. I mean, it's cold.

• 13:21Speaker 01

  Okay, yeah, I'm with it.

• 13:23H. Foley?

  Anyway, thank you for the present.

• 13:25Speaker 01

  For sure. I'll be waiting, I'll be waiting on mine.

• 13:27H. Foley?

  Okay, we'll have to think of something good to get them.

• 13:29Speaker 03

  Oh, now it's my problem.

• 13:31Speaker 01

  You're just pulling that off on the Luke.

• 13:33H. Foley?

  We're kinda one entity against you, or opposite of you.

• 13:36Speaker 01

  That's what, you think, you think we're, every, it's a battle every time with you.

• 13:42H. Foley?

  Folks, that's Mezomix.

• 13:43Speaker 01

  Yeah, we gotta get stuck in some fucking East German money in here.

• 13:46H. Foley?

  Oh, that'd be nice.

• 13:47Speaker 01

  Mezomix?

• 13:47Speaker 03

  Exactly.

• 13:48Speaker 01

  They're trying, what?

• 13:49Speaker 03

  It's a West German product.

• 13:51H. Foley?

  Ooh. Old school.

• 13:53Speaker 01

  Cheers to the good guys.

• 13:57Speaker 01

  Here's to the Allies, baby.

• 14:01H. Foley?

  Made fresh every day at Checkpoint Charlie.

• 14:06H. Foley?

  Would Checkpoint Charlie have been as popular if it didn't have such a zippy name? If it was like Checkpoint Dan or something like that?

• 14:13Speaker 01

  Uh...

• 14:15H. Foley?

  Might have been one of the dumbest things I've ever said.

• 14:16Speaker 01

  Yeah, what are you, a Catskills comedian? What the hell?

• 14:22Speaker 01

  He's got soda on the brain. Teeth, that's gonna make your teeth fall out. That's double the Shuggies, Dad.

• 14:28H. Foley?

  Is it?

• 14:28Speaker 01

  I mean, I don't know. Probably not. That's, you know, the Germans keep it tight. But it's crazy, the Germans would have that like once a month.

• 14:36H. Foley?

  I'd be crushing this. This would be my drink.

• 14:39Speaker 01

  If you got one next to the bed stand. Wake up in the middle of the night.

• 14:43H. Foley?

  That'd be it.

• 14:44Speaker 01

  A warm Mezzy.

• 14:45H. Foley?

  Oh, yeah. Mezzy and a schnitzie.

• 14:48Speaker 01

  Shout out to it.

• 14:49H. Foley?

  A nice schnitzel.

• 14:50Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 14:50H. Foley?

  That's pretty good.

• 14:51Speaker 01

  Uh, alright, let's get in. Enough messing around here. We got business to attend to, uh, gang, as you know, as a family.

• 14:58H. Foley?

  We're doing a program here. A show.

• 15:00Speaker 01

  I know. When you sign up for the old Patreon, we will answer your garbage question on the air. Uh, the homies get the first crack at it. And we're working through them. This one's just funny and it's a shot at me, which I respect. It's just from Garrett. "My kid only wants to eat goldfish crackers. Does that mean he's destined to be bald?"

• 15:19Speaker 01

  It ain't a good sign, Balf, if I'm being honest with you. It's a lot of red number four or whatever.

• 15:24H. Foley?

  Yeah, it's bad news. Have they got that in there?

• 15:27Speaker 01

  I don't know. Find out if, how dangerous goldfish are.

• 15:30H. Foley?

  Who's on that hit list?

• 15:31Speaker 01

  Who's, on what?

• 15:32H. Foley?

  That's something topical we could talk about.

• 15:34Speaker 01

  What?

• 15:35H. Foley?

  That they're getting rid of red 40 or something like that.

• 15:37Speaker 01

  Red number three or four, yeah. I think it's in like Kool-Aid, lipstick.

• 15:43Speaker 01

  You know, that's how, in jail, in jail, that's the lipstick they use.

• 15:45H. Foley?

  I know.

• 15:46Speaker 01

  With Kool-Aid on.

• 15:47H. Foley?

  I know.

• 15:47Speaker 01

  Start smooching with you.

• 15:48H. Foley?

  And at certain clubs on the weekends.

• 15:51Speaker 01

  Shout out to Christopher Streep.

• 15:54Speaker 01

  Luke?

• 15:54Speaker 03

  I got an article why goldfish don't belong in the lunchbox.

• 15:57Speaker 01

  Whoa.

• 15:58H. Foley?

  Yeah?

• 15:58Speaker 01

  Alright, well that's fucking, that's East German propaganda if I've ever heard it.

• 16:02H. Foley?

  Written by Fidel Castro.

• 16:04Speaker 01

  Yeah, what the hell is that?

• 16:05H. Foley?

  Be with that. Of course they don't. You know, I saw.

• 16:10Speaker 01

  I turned out to be alright.

• 16:11H. Foley?

  I saw, um.

• 16:12Speaker 01

  My eye falls out.

• 16:13H. Foley?

  Okay, let's talk about Lucy.

• 16:14Speaker 01

  Ooh, shout out to that sweet, sweet Lucy.

• 16:17H. Foley?

  Let's talk about 100% pure, uncut nicotine, tobacco-free Lucy Breakers or nicotine pouches with an extra surprise. Each pouch holds a capsule that can be broken open to release a little extra flavor and... Hydration.

• 16:31Speaker 01

  A little bit of that boom.

• 16:33H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 16:33Speaker 01

  Let's spark it up a bit.

• 16:35H. Foley?

  I'm a fan of the mango and I like the citrus berry. Any citrus berry combo is good.

• 16:41Speaker 01

  Big man likes the Lucy.

• 16:43H. Foley?

  I do.

• 16:44Speaker 01

  Guy's in there, he's popping them, he's eating them. How you doing, how you doing? Every time I turn around, this guy's Lucy this, Lucy that. He's all over the stuff. Uh, so level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to lucy.co/garbage and use the promo code garbage. You get 20% off your first order. That ain't nothing to shake a stick at. Lucy has a 30 day refund policy, so if you change your mind, again, that's lucy.co. Use the code garbage, you get 20% off. And here comes the fine print gang. Lucy products are only for adults of legal age and every order is age verified, baby.

• 17:16H. Foley?

  There you go.

• 17:17Speaker 01

  Warning, this product contains nicotine. Nicotine is an addictive chemical.

• 17:21H. Foley?

  Okay, let's talk about Acorns.

• 17:22Speaker 01

  Acorns, Acorns, Acorns.

• 17:24H. Foley?

  I'm an Acorns man through and through. You got me involved, now I'm in the game, baby.

• 17:28Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 17:29H. Foley?

  I'm putting it away.

• 17:30Speaker 01

  I know.

• 17:31H. Foley?

  It's a good time for all you dirtbags out there. Funko Hank's doing it, believe me, you can do it.

• 17:35Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 17:35H. Foley?

  Putting a couple Hyundai a week away, slide it in there and they show you the potential, what you could have.

• 17:41Speaker 01

  Big man's chasing that number.

• 17:42H. Foley?

  When I'm 88 years old. They tell you something.

• 17:46Speaker 01

  Stakes on me.

• 17:47H. Foley?

  Buy and sell you. That's what I'm talking about, daddies. Shout out to Acorns, do yourself a favor, get over to Acorns. Acorns makes it easy to start automatically saving and investing so your money has a chance to grow for you, your kids, and your retirement.

• 18:02Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 18:02H. Foley?

  You don't need to be an expert, all right? Acorns will recommend a diversified portfolio that fits you and your money goals. You also don't need to be rich, thank God. Acorns lets you invest your spare money right off the jump, right off the rip. You can get it going, link it to your account and you're in, you're in the game, baby.

• 18:20Speaker 01

  Yeah, you can start with $5 or just your spare change. Uh, we're both Acorns guys, it's been the only way I've been able to squirrel away money. It's fantastic. I'm horrible with money, I'm horrible at savings. Acorns takes it out of your hands and puts it in easy peasy situations, daddy-o. So head to acorns.com/garbage or download the Acorns app to start saving and investing in your future today. This is paid client endorsement, compensation provides incentive to positively promote Acorns. Tier one compensation provided, invest involves risk. Acorn Advisors LLC is an SEC registered investment advisor. View important disclosures at acorns.com/garbage.

• 18:54H. Foley?

  Do it. I saw a mutual friend of ours had posted, uh, maybe it was a story of their kid's lunchbox. Very nutritious. Lot of fruits and vegetables. None of that, none of the bullshit.

• 19:07Speaker 01

  Uh huh. Yeah.

• 19:09H. Foley?

  But I know, most parents that I know that have kids, they don't give a fuck. Like it hasn't translated over.

• 19:16Speaker 01

  It's bad. I think where people have kids, they try, like, we're only gonna do the organic and apples and fruits and berries.

• 19:23H. Foley?

  Screaming.

• 19:24Speaker 01

  Then he goes to school and he meets me and I'm the goldfish god. And I'm, I'm out there dishing it out, you know what I mean? I got hamburgers, Whoppers. I got the fries that'll cross your eyes. I got the shakes that'll make you quake. I got the burgers. I just got burgers. Yeah, you can't. Shout out to Cheeseburger Eddie.

• 19:40H. Foley?

  You can't, you can't, uh, you can't fight that once they're out there in the world.

• 19:44Speaker 01

  I think it's weird.

• 19:45H. Foley?

  That's how the kids start smoking cigarettes.

• 19:47Speaker 01

  Obviously, obviously, I don't know nothing about parenting, but

• 19:52Speaker 01

  I, every time I cross paths with a kid who was a little crunchy in that sense.

• 19:58H. Foley?

  What do you mean?

• 19:59Speaker 01

  Like, I, I can't eat at your house, where your ha- you know.

• 20:01H. Foley?

  They're all meth heads.

• 20:02Speaker 01

  Yeah, but it's just, you're just like, that, they get ostracized unfortunately a little bit. My parents are hippies, they're tree huggers, they're, you know what I mean? They're not wearing shoes and shit.

• 20:12H. Foley?

  Yeah, I remember the fir- my one buddy.

• 20:14Speaker 01

  All because like you couldn't have fruit by the foot. I'm like, loser.

• 20:17H. Foley?

  My, my one good buddy growing up, I remember seeing, uh, uh, Amy's. Instead of like regular frozen stuff in his freezer.

• 20:25Speaker 01

  Oh, that.

• 20:25H. Foley?

  It was Amy's. And this was like 92. My mom told me I couldn't go over there anymore.

• 20:29Speaker 01

  Sure, that's nuts to me. I might as well been tofu. That's nuts. Dude, Amy's? Amy's in the 90s or what? That was like, you were out Woodstock. Get out of here, you dirty hippies. Put some shoes on.

• 20:44H. Foley?

  If you saw Amy's.

• 20:45Speaker 01

  That's a mom who don't shave her legs.

• 20:47H. Foley?

  And she's got weed in the house somewhere.

• 20:49Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 20:50H. Foley?

  So, boys, start tossing this place.

• 20:53Speaker 01

  Start flipping a mattress.

• 20:54H. Foley?

  Cause I know, there's fucking dope in here.

• 20:57Speaker 01

  Little pad of my red.

• 20:58H. Foley?

  Ah, that was that and like a little Petrucci smell or like a little oil smell when you walked in? Ah, he was my one friend that was like very far in that direction. And man, these guys got weed in here, dude.

• 21:11Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's a.

• 21:12H. Foley?

  Start flipping.

• 21:14Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's, eh, eh, yeah, un, yeah, it's tough. Unfortunately, that, that kid is, they're, like, you're, you know, just talking about him fucking forty years later.

• 21:23H. Foley?

  Crazy.

• 21:24Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 21:25H. Foley?

  And like, uh, this was pre Whole Foods. I think it was called, uh, Fresh Fields was the, was the chain, or how, I don't know how many there were in our area. I assume Whole Foods just bought up all those different kinds of places like that and just made them one, but it was like, yeah, it was like organic oats instead of Honey Nut Cheerios.

• 21:45Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 21:46H. Foley?

  Also, too, you'll probably remember this. There was a, there was a lemonade, there was a juice bottle called Santa Cruz or something like that. It was like organic lemonade.

• 21:56Speaker 01

  Uh uh.

• 21:57H. Foley?

  It was good as shit, but it was like twelve bucks. Go in there and crush that. They had all that weed.

• 22:02Speaker 01

  Yeah, anytime the houses had that kind of stuff, I was like, buddy, let's call and get a Zaa delivered. What are we doing? This is nuts.

• 22:12H. Foley?

  First time I ate swordfish.

• 22:15Speaker 01

  I told you that? Yeah.

• 22:16H. Foley?

  What?

• 22:17Speaker 01

  Any, yeah, any-

• 22:18H. Foley?

  Wednesday.

• 22:18Speaker 01

  Uh, what was it? Any, it's the same ti- like, there was a threshold of when those natural, more natural products were ad- adopted.

• 22:27H. Foley?

  I think it was when you were a kid, when, when, as you were getting into high school, that was becoming way more acceptable.

• 22:32Speaker 01

  High school, yeah, but if you would go over-

• 22:34H. Foley?

  First time I ever seen a turkey burger.

• 22:36Speaker 01

  Oh, was it like the garden, or morning, morning gardens?

• 22:40H. Foley?

  Uh, those are, those are veggie burgers.

• 22:42Speaker 01

  Dude, those frozen, those frozen burgers? I was like, yeah, they're, we're doing burgers. I'm like, you're, you're doing, you're doing salads. What are you talking about? Uh-

• 22:53H. Foley?

  You talking about those frozen veggie burgers?

• 22:55Speaker 01

  Yeah, the Good Mornings are still in the green box? Morning Star Farms? Morning Star Farms.

• 23:01H. Foley?

  Morning Star, I'll see ya later. Get the fuck outta here.

• 23:04Speaker 01

  You wanna grab a Sizzly? Um- That, and dude, I remember my boy Flip, his parents had Kashi, and I was like, dude, what in the world? Get me some frosted flakes, dude. Kashi? In a 7th grade sleepover, you wake up in the morning, they hit you with... And the boxes were so small, like, what are we all gonna, we just put a cup in this shit?

• 23:26H. Foley?

  There is, there is no amount of sugar.

• 23:30H. Foley?

  That can save. You gotta be high as shit to enjoy a bowl of Kashi.

• 23:36Speaker 01

  I've never touched it.

• 23:37H. Foley?

  Oh my god. You ever had that?

• 23:40Speaker 01

  Of course.

• 23:40H. Foley?

  Woo, man, that's...

• 23:42Speaker 01

  The box, I'd rather eat the box than this stuff inside.

• 23:45H. Foley?

  The box is a guy reading the newspaper. It stinks.

• 23:48Speaker 01

  God, dude. That stuff was brutal.

• 23:51H. Foley?

  Fuck that shit.

• 23:53Speaker 01

  I hate, dude, I hated it.

• 23:55H. Foley?

  Morning Star Farms, those are pretty good.

• 23:58Speaker 01

  I, you can't tell the difference, okay.

• 24:00H. Foley?

  No, those are veggie patties, which they aren't, they aren't, they're not that bad, in a pinch. But, turkey burgers started coming around, that's when the movement really started.

• 24:10Speaker 01

  I never remember, I don't, I don't remember when they hit, they might have not hit up for me up until I was up here. Turkey burgers.

• 24:17H. Foley?

  We took two steps forward and two steps back, we went, we went turkey burgers, I think maybe early 90s, 92, 93.

• 24:25Speaker 01

  At the house?

• 24:26H. Foley?

  Yeah, Patty, she was doing turkey burgers. They're better for ya.

• 24:30Speaker 01

  I can, yeah, no.

• 24:31H. Foley?

  She would also fuck up a hamburger, too. Just burn it. But then Bubba Burgers hit. Right back in the slot.

• 24:38Speaker 01

  Straight back to the boys. Straight back. Went to, was it the Bubba Burgers that were Philadelphia branded? I remember the Deets and Watson Hot Dogs, but I feel like the Bubba Burgers used to be Philadelphia branded, like the Phillies branded.

• 24:50H. Foley?

  They worked with the Phillies.

• 24:51Speaker 01

  Yeah, I remember.

• 24:51H. Foley?

  I don't know if they were national or not.

• 24:53Speaker 01

  I feel...

• 24:54H. Foley?

  They probably just did that in every town.

• 24:55Speaker 01

  Every town, yeah.

• 24:56H. Foley?

  Fucking snake oil salesman.

• 24:58Speaker 01

  But that, we've, yeah, they had great boxes. Um...

• 25:01H. Foley?

  Yeah, it was like Jim Fregosi on the box.

• 25:03Speaker 01

  Terry Mahoney.

• 25:07Speaker 01

  I think that's, I said that, who signed that ball? Jim Fregosi.

• 25:09H. Foley?

  Shout out to Fregosi.

• 25:11Speaker 01

  Uh, alright, let's see here. This one's from Kippy's kissing cousin. $10 trash man, never had one read. You never hook up with a girl in a medical device? Neck brace, cast, sling? I just found out I got my wife pregnant while she was wearing a medical boot from breaking her foot. New member of the army of garbage coming. Well, congratulations!

• 25:30H. Foley?

  Congrats, buddy.

• 25:31Speaker 01

  Hooking up with a girl in a medical device is a-

• 25:34H. Foley?

  For sure. Yeah, a broken- Yeah, for sure. I definitely hooked up when I blew out my knee in college.

• 25:42Speaker 01

  Who's your knee?

• 25:46H. Foley?

  When I was in my immobilizer.

• 25:48Speaker 01

  Uh huh. But you were jammed up.

• 25:50H. Foley?

  I was jammed up.

• 25:53H. Foley?

  Couldn't move.

• 25:53Speaker 01

  Poor girl. Get up, not you hat, you didn't shower that day. You did a bed bath. You got a wipe, Patty probably came in to wipe you down.

• 26:02H. Foley?

  Pre-game.

• 26:04Speaker 01

  Man, your gooch was probably a right-

• 26:06H. Foley?

  Dude, what are you talking about? I was fucking in shape back then. I was fucking eight, 19 years old, 170 pounds. I think I was about 235.

• 26:15Speaker 01

  I might have been 315. Actually, was this March?

• 26:18H. Foley?

  It was football season.

• 26:19Speaker 01

  Sure. I, uh, I remember, uh, he was in New York. Meeting, uh, was, I went on a couple of dates, maybe two dates, was like a Tinder lady or something like that.

• 26:31H. Foley?

  Chicken in the helmet?

• 26:37H. Foley?

  Ruth, I believe her name was.

• 26:43Speaker 01

  It's not, here's a nice lady.

• 26:45H. Foley?

  No cell phones around her!

• 26:48Speaker 01

  TV start changing channels. Okay. I don't think I got the family program.

• 26:56Speaker 01

  All the spoons in the room fly to her.

• 27:01H. Foley?

  Yeah, Roos here, I guess.

• 27:02Speaker 01

  She's making pens for you. Oh, is that Phenomenon?

• 27:07Speaker 01

  I get that and powder mixed up.

• 27:08H. Foley?

  Who? Who are you talking about?

• 27:09Speaker 01

  Phenomenon.

• 27:10H. Foley?

  No, dumbass, the girl.

• 27:12Speaker 01

  What? Why are you being such a fucking asshole? She had like something wrong with her. She was having like a, some sort of surgery on her legs or on her foot or some... British girl. Hello?

• 27:24H. Foley?

  So, right?

• 27:25Speaker 01

  Um, and I, I think I went on like two dates with her before. She was like, I'm like, her leg was something, I, something. And then...

• 27:33H. Foley?

  She was just in the middle of something.

• 27:34Speaker 01

  Yeah, and then one after.

• 27:37Speaker 01

  Yeah, it just didn't, didn't work out.

• 27:39H. Foley?

  Huh.

• 27:40Speaker 01

  Whole Boston Tea Party thing, couldn't see eye to eye on...

• 27:42H. Foley?

  Really?

• 27:43Speaker 01

  No, I'm joking.

• 27:46H. Foley?

  Hmm.

• 27:46Speaker 01

  What? You don't believe me?

• 27:48H. Foley?

  I just...

• 27:48Speaker 01

  She lived on the Upper East Side!

• 27:50H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 27:51Speaker 01

  She was a personal trainer. This is right when I lost the weight.

• 27:54H. Foley?

  Really?

• 27:54Speaker 01

  Oh, right when I lost the weight.

• 27:57H. Foley?

  Wow.

• 27:57Speaker 01

  Really tight, really feeling myself, good head of hair. Ah, you got a cast? I'm out of here. I got a leather jet. I can't do this. No, it's just like, uh, I don't know, didn't, whatever, didn't materialize.

• 28:11H. Foley?

  Yeah, she wouldn't fuck you. Will you get it?

• 28:14Speaker 01

  I think that's what happened. If I remember correctly. I'm like, Leo, you got one leg, you dumb... You're turning me down? You're damaged goods.

• 28:26Speaker 01

  I'm gonna walk my way out of here.

• 28:28H. Foley?

  Can't even keep your Achilles tendon, how you gonna keep a man like me?

• 28:32Speaker 01

  Baby, I'm moving. I'm out of here.

• 28:35Speaker 01

  No, it wasn't, it just, you know, whatever. Didn't happen.

• 28:38H. Foley?

  I mean, we've, we've mentioned this, but it seems like every year in college, there was some girl that had a broken foot.

• 28:47Speaker 01

  Yeah. I also love, I mean, that was also one of the first early AYG things, is like being in a, you know, walking around in a boot. And then they started those peg leg things where your knee's bent. And people will come out to shows with them and like, we'll do the meet and greet.

• 29:00H. Foley?

  A little rolly.

• 29:01Speaker 01

  Yeah, and they're like, ah, look, I'm in my, you're, you know...

• 29:04H. Foley?

  Really zip around in those things.

• 29:05Speaker 01

  Oh, the little scoots?

• 29:06H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 29:07Speaker 01

  No, did you ever see where the knee's bent and it's just like a peg leg?

• 29:10H. Foley?

  It's got a wheel.

• 29:10Speaker 01

  No, some of them don't have wheels. It's just like a peg leg.

• 29:15H. Foley?

  No.

• 29:16Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 29:18H. Foley?

  Oh, yes, I have seen it.

• 29:19Speaker 01

  The real Pirates of the Caribbean.

• 29:19H. Foley?

  Yeah, yeah, it looks like a pogo stick.

• 29:21Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 29:21H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 29:23Speaker 01

  Man, what did you do to... What kind of insurance you got?

• 29:25H. Foley?

  I'd wanna...

• 29:26Speaker 01

  To get that? That's a tough one.

• 29:27H. Foley?

  I'd wanna get the blades. You ever see people with the blades?

• 29:30Speaker 01

  Yeah, can't you shoot your wife?

• 29:32H. Foley?

  Fucking bionic. That's right, that guy did.

• 29:35Speaker 01

  What a wild turn of events.

• 29:36H. Foley?

  Those things are sick.

• 29:38Speaker 01

  I don't know.

• 29:38H. Foley?

  Get going in those things. Those guys cooking them.

• 29:44H. Foley?

  Move.

• 29:44Speaker 01

  Maybe that's what you need.

• 29:45H. Foley?

  Some blades?

• 29:46Speaker 01

  Some blades. Get you moving.

• 29:50H. Foley?

  We can't be that far away from that.

• 29:53Speaker 01

  Is that what you're hoping for?

• 29:54H. Foley?

  No.

• 29:54Speaker 01

  AI comes in?

• 29:56H. Foley?

  Some type of biomechanical suit. Like, some type of Iron Man-type suit.

• 30:02Speaker 01

  Well, they were very far from that.

• 30:04H. Foley?

  Think?

• 30:04Speaker 01

  We gotta be.

• 30:05H. Foley?

  Far from it?

• 30:06Speaker 01

  We don't have tesseract techno... tesseract technology. What? What just happened here? Tesseract technology?

• 30:14H. Foley?

  You don't know what that tesseract is?

• 30:16Speaker 01

  No.

• 30:17H. Foley?

  Then you will burn.

• 30:19Speaker 01

  Oh, you'll never make it in the future. You believe this guy?

• 30:25Speaker 01

  I'll be there with my old-school blades, all right?

• 30:29H. Foley?

  Like the thing in, um... Edge of Tomorrow with Tom Cruise and Emily Blunt. You think we're that far away from that?

• 30:37Speaker 01

  I... I mean, 50 years? I don't know, man. 50?

• 30:41H. Foley?

  I don't know.

• 30:41Speaker 01

  You might get there.

• 30:42H. Foley?

  Huh?

• 30:43Speaker 01

  In 50 years?

• 30:46H. Foley?

  That'd be pretty sweet.

• 30:47Speaker 01

  Modern advances technology?

• 30:49H. Foley?

  If I'm in, like, one of those mechanical suits?

• 30:50Speaker 01

  You're Bubble Boy?

• 30:51H. Foley?

  Fucking everybody up.

• 30:52Speaker 01

  In there, fucking catching a heater in your fishbowl helmet?

• 30:58Speaker 01

  Uh, I got one for ya, for your, uh... Your... your larger than... your... your larger... your... Let's not go negative. Your love of food, uh... Knowledge.

• 31:10H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 31:11Speaker 01

  I've never thought about it this way. I've always thought about it one way, and it was classy. This is Foley ravioli, $10 homie, or...

• 31:17H. Foley?

  Great name.

• 31:18Speaker 01

  Best offer. So, great. That's a fantastic joke. OBO. Uh, crab dip. Classy or trashy?

• 31:25H. Foley?

  A very, very, very, very, very, very good question.

• 31:29Speaker 01

  I would lean classy, but then I... the more I think about it, I think it's trashy. I don't know.

• 31:35H. Foley?

  Now, we're talking about a crab dip with real blue crab, right?

• 31:39Speaker 01

  Yeah, lump crab meat.

• 31:40H. Foley?

  Lump crab meat with the, with the chips, doing chips, tortilla chips. Tortilla chips.

• 31:46Speaker 01

  Not tortilla chips.

• 31:48H. Foley?

  That's what they use a lot.

• 31:49Speaker 01

  Don't they use like the crustine, like the, the, the, kinda like the sliced baguette type thing?

• 31:53H. Foley?

  That would be nice.

• 31:54Speaker 01

  I've only ever had it with bread.

• 31:56H. Foley?

  So many places you go to these days, they hit you with that fucking artichoke spinach dip.

• 32:01Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 32:02H. Foley?

  And they give you the tortilla chips.

• 32:03Speaker 01

  They can't, they break.

• 32:04H. Foley?

  They suck.

• 32:05Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 32:06H. Foley?

  And you know what else can kick rocks too? The multicolored tortilla chips.

• 32:11Speaker 01

  I don't mind that.

• 32:11H. Foley?

  Get the fuck outta here with that garbage.

• 32:14Speaker 01

  I don't mind it.

• 32:14H. Foley?

  Christmas, maybe.

• 32:16Speaker 01

  So we will do, we'll do crack, more like Ritz crackers, I feel, with it anytime we have it.

• 32:22H. Foley?

  That's, then you gotta have that little weird butter knife.

• 32:25Speaker 01

  The knife, the spread knife. Mm-hmm. That's what makes it, but I mean, if we're having it, like it's always sitting next to like a buffalo chicken dip, which that ain't, you know. I think, I would go trashy maybe? Good time.

• 32:39H. Foley?

  Good as shit.

• 32:40Speaker 01

  It's a great time. I don't wanna.

• 32:41H. Foley?

  Man.

• 32:42Speaker 01

  I've gotten it at a restaurants, like in like, uh, you know, down like Baltimore or whatever.

• 32:48H. Foley?

  Still never really hits right though.

• 32:49Speaker 01

  It does, it's a little, whatever, but it comes with like those two large crustini type, burnt, pieces of toast that like, propped up in it.

• 32:57H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 32:58Speaker 01

  That's alright, you lather that up.

• 33:00H. Foley?

  They never give you enough of that.

• 33:01Speaker 01

  Never enough.

• 33:01H. Foley?

  Never enough toast.

• 33:02Speaker 01

  You gotta ask for more bread.

• 33:03H. Foley?

  Like a dickhead. Am I supposed to just eat this?

• 33:06Speaker 01

  Yeah, we can self do it. I got made fun of the other day for my nephew, cuz we ordered hummus and we ran out of bread and I just took a fucking forkful of hummus. Is that crazy? Cuz that was the craziest thing he's ever seen, apparently. Is that nuts?

• 33:20H. Foley?

  That's mad man.

• 33:21Speaker 01

  Really?

• 33:21H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 33:22Speaker 01

  Just, wow, okay.

• 33:25H. Foley?

  I respect it.

• 33:26Speaker 01

  It's, it's hummus.

• 33:27H. Foley?

  Just a whack of hummus?

• 33:29Speaker 01

  Yeah, I was waiting for my, I was waiting for my entree and my beer to come.

• 33:32H. Foley?

  How about a cucumber or a fucking piece of celery?

• 33:34Speaker 01

  We were out everything.

• 33:36H. Foley?

  Got an equal pack in there.

• 33:38Speaker 01

  Is it that crazy?

• 33:39H. Foley?

  Yeah, dude, that's.

• 33:40Speaker 01

  Whoa, really?

• 33:43Speaker 01

  That blows my mind. I was like, yeah, of course.

• 33:46H. Foley?

  You're taking your fucking teaspoon? Why'd you have a spoon anyway?

• 33:50Speaker 01

  Maybe that was forkful, maybe.

• 33:51H. Foley?

  A fork? So there was the fork tracks in the hummus?

• 33:55Speaker 01

  We're out of bread. That's no man's land.

• 33:57H. Foley?

  That's crazy.

• 33:58Speaker 01

  That's uncharted terror. That's unclaimed land where I'm from.

• 34:00H. Foley?

  That's like eating ice cream with a fork.

• 34:02Speaker 01

  Yeah, whatever.

• 34:03H. Foley?

  You leave those tracks in there? That's no good.

• 34:05Speaker 01

  Well, I'm not putting it back in the fucking thing.

• 34:08H. Foley?

  Your nephew is making fun of you for this?

• 34:09Speaker 01

  Yeah. Thirteen-year-old blew his mind.

• 34:14H. Foley?

  You really are a fat ass uncle.

• 34:16Speaker 01

  Never seen anything like, brought it up two days later. I was like, alright, enough with the.

• 34:20H. Foley?

  Chicks are red. Shut up.

• 34:22Speaker 01

  Trying to get laid over here.

• 34:25H. Foley?

  See the girl in the cat?

• 34:27Speaker 01

  Uh, yeah, alright, well, staying, I mean, I know it's not classy, but is it crazy?

• 34:33H. Foley?

  No, it's not crazy.

• 34:34Speaker 01

  Thank you. I mean, what?

• 34:36H. Foley?

  It's not like poison in the water supply crazy.

• 34:38Speaker 01

  Joker crazy?

• 34:39H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 34:40Speaker 01

  Just cuz it's on, eh, eh, eh, it's on a vehicle to, you know, okay.

• 34:45H. Foley?

  It's gotta have some, some.

• 34:46Speaker 01

  Where do you draw the line? Buffalo chicken dip? Forkful of buffalo chicken dip?

• 34:50Speaker 03

  Protein in there.

• 34:53Speaker 01

  You see, there's no protein in chickpeas?

• 34:54Speaker 03

  Of course, but.

• 34:55Speaker 01

  What the fuck are we fucking talking about here?

• 34:56H. Foley?

  It's just.

• 34:58Speaker 01

  That it's smooth. You don't like that it's smooth? I would do it at home.

• 35:02Speaker 03

  Really?

• 35:02Speaker 01

  If I didn't have any, if I didn't have anything to dip into it, and I wanted a little, oh, wet my whistle a little bit? Little num nums?

• 35:08H. Foley?

  Trying to go back to this, where this line is. Um.

• 35:12Speaker 01

  Crab dip you would do.

• 35:14H. Foley?

  Crab dip I would do. I would take a, I would take a, I would eat it like soup.

• 35:17Speaker 01

  Artichoke spinach, spinach artichoke, artichoke spinach you would do. You'd take a whack and a hat.

• 35:22H. Foley?

  I would do it. I would do it.

• 35:24Speaker 01

  Luke, I'm not asking you. You know, you didn't go to, you know, the reform school or whatever you do. I'm asking an animal here.

• 35:31H. Foley?

  A, um, what's the, what's the, the cheese dip with the chopped up stuff in it? With the sausage?

• 35:40H. Foley?

  The fucking, you know, you dip chips in. Queso.

• 35:45Speaker 01

  Queso, that's more liquid.

• 35:47H. Foley?

  But if it has the crumpled sausage in it, I would do that.

• 35:51Speaker 01

  That's crazier than hummus. You're trying to catch liquid in cheese.

• 35:55H. Foley?

  Anything that, I would use a spoon, not a fork. I was thinking spoon.

• 36:00Speaker 01

  But mine, I can use a spoon or a fork. It doesn't matter because it's kind of a solid.

• 36:04H. Foley?

  Psychologically, it's just strange.

• 36:06Speaker 01

  I get that it's weird, but if you would eat-

• 36:09H. Foley?

  Did anybody else do it?

• 36:11Speaker 01

  My brother-in-law did, I think, making fun of me.

• 36:15H. Foley?

  Were you guys waiting for-

• 36:17Speaker 01

  Waiting on beers and arameen.

• 36:19H. Foley?

  Had you-

• 36:20Speaker 01

  So I'm not just like, "Hey, can I get a plate of hummus and just start mangin'?"

• 36:23H. Foley?

  No, no, but had you asked the server, "Hey, can we get some more pita or bread for the hummus?"

• 36:29Speaker 01

  I don't think we had. No.

• 36:31H. Foley?

  So it was done?

• 36:32Speaker 01

  It was done. Thank you. That's a big indicator. No one's, we're sitting there, no one's making-

• 36:39H. Foley?

  You know how I am when I think it's done.

• 36:41Speaker 01

  No one's making a move on it. We're talking, we're laughing. I'm a fat guy. I'm sitting there. There's, who don't like hummus?

• 36:51Speaker 01

  Okay, all right. I rest my case. Not bad. Not bad. Right in. Right in. Let us know. There's no way the listeners aren't crushing a dab of hummy.

• 37:02H. Foley?

  There's a better comparison. I just can't think of it.

• 37:04Speaker 01

  Peanut butter? You take a whack of peanut butter?

• 37:06H. Foley?

  What the fuck. Yeah. Not with a fork.

• 37:10H. Foley?

  Use a butter knife or a fucking spoon.

• 37:12Speaker 01

  Yeah, you're doing it at your house.

• 37:17H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 37:18Speaker 01

  You're telling me. You're having company come over-

• 37:20H. Foley?

  I just conceded. I said yes.

• 37:22Speaker 01

  I'm just saying, you're at home and you're like, "Oh, I'm gonna take the hummus out of the container, put it in a bowl." Like, you're gonna present it a little bit. You're not gonna take that last little scoop of hummy right out of the spoon onto the tongue there?

• 37:34H. Foley?

  Yeah, I might do that. And close quarters, behind the scenes.

• 37:38Speaker 01

  I'm with my family.

• 37:42Speaker 01

  Alright, alright, I stand corrected.

• 37:44H. Foley?

  I don't love hummus that much, or I don't need, I need a little buffer, a little pita, a little carrot, a little cucumber.

• 37:51Speaker 01

  I said, I know what I did and I know everybody out there would do the same goddamn thing, given the opportunity. Ah, but I'll be the martyr for this one.

• 37:58H. Foley?

  So multiple people at the table were like, yo, what are you doing?

• 38:03Speaker 01

  I guess.

• 38:04H. Foley?

  Was the bird with ya?

• 38:05Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 38:06H. Foley?

  What did she say?

• 38:06Speaker 01

  She's alright with that.

• 38:09H. Foley?

  She likes that kinda stuff though.

• 38:10Speaker 01

  She does, yeah.

• 38:12H. Foley?

  If that was fucking chocolate mousse or something like that, she might push back on it. Or if it was buffalo chicken dip. Fact that it was hummus, she likes-

• 38:21Speaker 01

  It's classy food, I mean a classy food.

• 38:24H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 38:25Speaker 01

  Alright, we gotta move on. But, I ain't, listen, I might not be right, but I'm not wrong, okay? I'm gonna take that to the grave.

• 38:31H. Foley?

  Kim, let's talk about Factor.

• 38:32Speaker 01

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• 38:33H. Foley?

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• 38:36Speaker 01

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• 38:37H. Foley?

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• 38:50Speaker 01

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• 38:50H. Foley?

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• 38:51Speaker 01

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• 38:52H. Foley?

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• 38:53Speaker 01

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• 38:54H. Foley?

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• 39:05Speaker 01

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• 39:49H. Foley?

  Good.

• 39:51Speaker 01

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• 39:51H. Foley?

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• 40:13H. Foley?

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• 41:41H. Foley?

  Back to the show.

• 41:42Speaker 01

  All right, this one's from RarePimpFatFeatherless. I don't know what the hell that means. Ever tip your delivery guy with pizza? That's a tough look.

• 41:50H. Foley?

  What? Like, here, take a slice?

• 41:52Speaker 01

  I mean, hey, buddy, young. It's just me in here. I only need four. Ah.

• 41:59H. Foley?

  What the fuck?

• 42:00Speaker 01

  That's wild. That's... But, listen, as somebody who used to DoorDash, you're hungry, that, that, that, the delivery guy's probably not loaded, they make solid tips, he probably ain't loaded. He's sitting in that car, might be 15 minutes in the car.

• 42:14H. Foley?

  With a fresh melon pie?

• 42:15Speaker 01

  With a fresh ZAD, just, dude, just hot bucks in his Corolla?

• 42:19H. Foley?

  But all things being equal, that pie, if that pie's getting there at a decent time, there's no way that you can just flip open the lid and pull out a clean slice and give it to him.

• 42:28Speaker 01

  You don't know?

• 42:28H. Foley?

  That whole cheese is coming with it.

• 42:30Speaker 01

  Not necessarily. Not necessarily.

• 42:33H. Foley?

  If they know what they're doing, they're delivering the pies at somewhat on time, you gotta go in and get him a plate. That's, you might as well just come in and sit down.

• 42:41Speaker 01

  Come in and sit down, have sex with my wife, she's got a cast on.

• 42:44H. Foley?

  You wanna come in and have a slice?

• 42:46Speaker 01

  You'll go out, I'll take it for the road. We did that with our driver when we were down the shore. We came back from Sam's and we gave our Uber driver pizza.

• 42:54H. Foley?

  We did?

• 42:54Speaker 01

  Yeah. I think O'Conny did, or Tommy Pope.

• 42:57H. Foley?

  Oh, that was, but you'd gotten the pizza, that was, that's, you offered the Uber driver a slice of pizza, that's different. Than tipping the fucking guy delivering the pizza.

• 43:05Speaker 01

  I'm not saying it's the same thing, but you can pull a slice apart. Let's not act like we don't have the technology to pull a slice out of a, out of a fresh ZAD here.

• 43:12H. Foley?

  Yeah, it's a garbage move, I fucking love it. He wants a slice.

• 43:16Speaker 01

  Dude, that probably may, you know, I mean, it sucks that you're not tipping him cash, you give him a, a Finskey and a slice out the door, for sure. Maybe a Mezzo mix, if you got it in stock.

• 43:28H. Foley?

  It's Fanta and Coke, try it out.

• 43:30Speaker 01

  I would like it, but I hate, hate, hate, hate eating pizza without a fucking soda to buy and sip. I'm, you might as well be eating a whole loaf of break, it's all stuck up in here, I need something to grease the chute.

• 43:43H. Foley?

  Bad news. Especially when you fucking close it.

• 43:46Speaker 01

  Trying to get that crust down, like, dude, a closed crust without a soda, to...

• 43:51H. Foley?

  Be drinking windshield wiper fluid.

• 43:55Speaker 01

  Got that thing of antifreeze in the back?

• 43:56H. Foley?

  Trying to get that down.

• 43:58Speaker 01

  Woo!

• 43:58H. Foley?

  Ah, that's great.

• 44:00Speaker 01

  That's alright, man. Ah, alright, this one's from Cousin Vinny, $10 stew going. You's ever been told from your dad that they're coming to tow the car tonight, make sure you get anything you want out of there?

• 44:13H. Foley?

  The preemptive repo?

• 44:14Speaker 01

  He says, "Man, we were cooking with money for a few, for a few years until it went, went far south, wouldn't change it for the world."

• 44:25Speaker 01

  Oh, man.

• 44:27H. Foley?

  Fuck, he got any textbooks in the backseat?

• 44:29Speaker 01

  You might want to get that, get your golf clubs out. Because they're golf clubs. What?

• 44:35H. Foley?

  Some little kid would have set of sticks.

• 44:37Speaker 01

  I mean, he might have.

• 44:37H. Foley?

  Set of sticks in the trunk.

• 44:38Speaker 01

  He might have been 12, you don't know.

• 44:40H. Foley?

  Ah, man.

• 44:42Speaker 01

  That's also like a new money thing. Get the kid a set of golf clubs. Ah, I go out, I'll take you out. This had to be construction or something.

• 44:51H. Foley?

  They might be coming tonight. Get your shit out of there.

• 44:54Speaker 01

  That's very reminiscent of, we had a couple of year stretch where it was nice and then it was...

• 45:00Speaker 01

  Playing with, we were playing with house money.

• 45:05Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 45:05H. Foley?

  That's a great question.

• 45:07Speaker 01

  That's alright, man. Also, good luck from the dad to be like, "Listen, I fumbled. The, the boys are coming to get, are coming to get the Escalade. Get your gear. Get out."

• 45:18H. Foley?

  Put the dog in the basement too, by the way.

• 45:21Speaker 01

  I'm not all paid up on it. Square out with him on Monday. Uh, that's very much of a dad when the house phone rang. "Not here. Not here." That's pretty good, dude. Uh, alright, this one's just nuts. This was, this one's from, uh, Bree Nut Butter and Jelly. "Not a question, but an electronic hack. You pay $50 a year to be a preferred Best Buy member."

• 45:45H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 45:46Speaker 01

  "That gets you 60 days return on any product, no questions asked."

• 45:50H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 45:51Speaker 01

  "You can go buy a TV."

• 45:53H. Foley?

  Right.

• 45:53Speaker 01

  "Use it for 60 days, then return it, grab another TV over and over and over again. Pro tip, use a credit card and collect the points on every purchase."

• 46:04H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 46:06Speaker 01

  Then you just have to get a new TV every 60 days?

• 46:09H. Foley?

  And you're still paying for the...

• 46:11Speaker 01

  They're still out. Let's say a TV costs $500.

• 46:14H. Foley?

  Yes.

• 46:14Speaker 01

  You go, you pay $500.

• 46:16H. Foley?

  Right.

• 46:16Speaker 01

  You get it for 60 days, you can return it.

• 46:18H. Foley?

  You get the $500 back.

• 46:19Speaker 01

  Get the $500 back, you buy a new TV.

• 46:21H. Foley?

  $700 TV.

• 46:22Speaker 01

  Or whatever, even $500. You don't even have to upgrade. There's a new $500 TV.

• 46:26H. Foley?

  Uh huh.

• 46:27Speaker 01

  You're still out $500, but I guess the idea is you're just continuously rack up $500 points every 60 days.

• 46:34H. Foley?

  I would pay not to have to fucking return something like that.

• 46:38Speaker 01

  Dude, that's-

• 46:39H. Foley?

  You gotta keep that box?

• 46:41Speaker 01

  Yeah, keep that box. You gotta, well, they, returning, no questions asked, but yeah, a box.

• 46:45H. Foley?

  Every two months.

• 46:47Speaker 01

  You gotta, dude, imagine if you missed it, or whatever.

• 46:49H. Foley?

  Every six months, I could be on board, but I like the hustle.

• 46:52Speaker 01

  I respect it, but counting the points, god damn dude, that, there's gotta be an easier way to make. Returning a 60 inch flat screen every 60 days, that's a lot of humping.

• 47:04H. Foley?

  Trying to get that foam to slide back in, and you put it together.

• 47:07Speaker 01

  It's making my blood run cold, the squeaking of the foam on the cardboard. No, thank you. That's tough, dude. Um, yeah, I mean, there's gotta be an easier way to make the points, because you're paying, you're always out $500.

• 47:24H. Foley?

  But it's just constantly running, so who gives a fuck? It's just constantly going in and going back, and going in and going back, and going in and going back. That's the way I look at credit cards too, which I know is the wrong way to look at it.

• 47:34Speaker 01

  Let me, yeah, but hit me with, I don't know what you're talking about.

• 47:37H. Foley?

  That it's, it's just always going up and down.

• 47:40Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's called a revolving credit.

• 47:42H. Foley?

  So what's the difference? You have that money, until you make the last payment, you're ahead of the game.

• 47:50Speaker 01

  No, that's what they want you to think.

• 47:52H. Foley?

  If you, if you, if you never, if you pay it off and never use the card again, that's how they get you.

• 47:58Speaker 01

  Wait, hold on.

• 48:00H. Foley?

  Don't you get it?

• 48:01Speaker 01

  No.

• 48:02H. Foley?

  Okay, so let's say-

• 48:03Speaker 01

  You're leaving an open balance.

• 48:06H. Foley?

  Let's, okay, let's say I have an American Express card.

• 48:08Speaker 01

  Okay, I could live in that world.

• 48:09H. Foley?

  Let's say there's 10 grand on there. I have a $10,000 available credit.

• 48:13Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 48:14H. Foley?

  Let's say I'm at that 10 grand.

• 48:16Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 48:17H. Foley?

  Okay? I pay that off, I immediately have 10, 10 more grand.

• 48:22Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 48:23H. Foley?

  So the only time that you're, that you lose on the deal, is if you pay it one last time and then don't use it. That's what, that's when, that, that's when, that's when, that's when the buck stops.

• 48:34Speaker 01

  But are you paying it in full, let me ask this, and be honest, because I know how you operate.

• 48:38H. Foley?

  This is hypothetical.

• 48:41Speaker 01

  Are you paying in full?

• 48:43H. Foley?

  I'm paying what the bill is that month, whatever the chunk is.

• 48:46Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 48:47H. Foley?

  Is it my paying it back to zero?

• 48:49Speaker 01

  The current balance. You're paying your current balance.

• 48:52H. Foley?

  Current balance.

• 48:52Speaker 01

  You throwing any mini payments there? Any minimums? Minimum payment though, $89.99.

• 48:58H. Foley?

  No minimums. No minimums.

• 49:00Speaker 01

  Anything ever less than the current statement. Not your total balance, your current balance.

• 49:07H. Foley?

  Yeah, no. No, no, no. I'm paying the current balance.

• 49:09Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 49:10H. Foley?

  They don't let you do that. They hit you.

• 49:12Speaker 01

  What?

• 49:12H. Foley?

  Amex will hit you with that.

• 49:13Speaker 01

  Of course, that's what I thought you were saying.

• 49:15H. Foley?

  Crush ya.

• 49:15Speaker 01

  So how do you think they're getting you if you never use it again?

• 49:18H. Foley?

  Because then you've had to pay back the 10 grand.

• 49:22Speaker 01

  What?

• 49:23H. Foley?

  You've had to pay back, you don't get to use the 10 grand that's in there anymore. If you pay it back and never use it again, then you lost 10 grand.

• 49:32Speaker 01

  No, you didn't.

• 49:33H. Foley?

  Yes, you did. Because if you use it again...

• 49:36Speaker 01

  They're not giving you $10,000. They're loaning you $10,000 that you have to pay back.

• 49:40H. Foley?

  Right. Which now I have another 10 grand once I pay that 10 grand.

• 49:44Speaker 01

  I know, but that 10 grand is sitting there. If you ever wanted to use it, you can use it.

• 49:48H. Foley?

  What 10 grand? The 10 grand I have in cash or the 10 grand on the credit card?

• 49:53Speaker 01

  Huh?

• 49:54H. Foley?

  So you're missing what I'm saying.

• 49:56Speaker 01

  A hundred percent.

• 49:57H. Foley?

  As long as you keep using the card, once you pay it off, it's all the same, whether it's in a checking account or whether it's in a credit card.

• 50:06Speaker 01

  A hundred, yeah, no, alright, alright, okay.

• 50:09H. Foley?

  Yeah, that's all I'm saying.

• 50:10Speaker 01

  Yeah, so...

• 50:10H. Foley?

  It's just running.

• 50:12Speaker 01

  Yeah, okay, hold on. So you're counting that $10,000 credit limit as your money, right?

• 50:17H. Foley?

  Yes.

• 50:18Speaker 01

  A hundred, okay. No, that's fine, but to explain it this way...

• 50:20H. Foley?

  Until the day I stop using it, it's mine.

• 50:23Speaker 01

  I know, but then that $10,000 is still hypothetically sitting there. If you're counting it as yours when you're using it, when you're not using it, you still have an available $10,000 to use.

• 50:31H. Foley?

  If I needed it, yeah.

• 50:33Speaker 01

  Yeah, so you're just deciding to count it one time and not another time.

• 50:36H. Foley?

  No, I'm saying like if I got rid of the credit card, I should have prefaced that, like if I...

• 50:40Speaker 01

  Yeah, no one's ever done that. You just keep the card and it sits there, and honestly, the lower balance helps you more, because your credit score goes up. The hot...

• 50:50H. Foley?

  My credit score goes up and down like every month.

• 50:53Speaker 01

  It's because you're running your credit card balances so high. That happens every single month. It goes, your increased credit uses has happened and it lowers your credit score.

• 51:02H. Foley?

  But then, once you pay it off, it goes back up again. So none of it really matters. None of it makes sense.

• 51:07Speaker 01

  Imagine if it never went down those five points and stayed there.

• 51:11H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 51:11Speaker 01

  And then it would continue to go up rather than go down.

• 51:14H. Foley?

  Would it? Or would it just sit there? Cause I'm not making any moves.

• 51:19Speaker 01

  No, it would hypothetically go up if you're staying financially whole.

• 51:23H. Foley?

  Hmm.

• 51:28Speaker 01

  In what world is somebody opening a credit card, using it once, and then cancelling it?

• 51:31H. Foley?

  You know, I don't know if I love this, to be honest with you.

• 51:34Speaker 01

  Well, I just got you $10,000 worth of it. Oh, man. That put my brain in a pretzel.

• 51:40H. Foley?

  You don't get what I'm saying?

• 51:41Speaker 01

  I guess if you cancelled the card, sure.

• 51:44H. Foley?

  As long as you don't cancel that card, you're still in there.

• 51:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, I don't...

• 51:48H. Foley?

  Still in the game.

• 51:48Speaker 01

  I don't know. Sure.

• 51:51H. Foley?

  Plus you got an...

• 51:52Speaker 01

  I don't know, but you walk such a tightrope when it comes to that, that... It's not worth the stress and the headache and the... It's just not worth it. You should just spend cash. You know what I mean?

• 52:07H. Foley?

  On what?

• 52:08Speaker 01

  Whatever you're putting on the card.

• 52:12Speaker 01

  Or put it on the card, keep it on auto payment, and just let it clean out. You don't do that either.

• 52:15H. Foley?

  Fuck that.

• 52:16Speaker 01

  I don't try. I mean, you're... This guy's playing with...

• 52:19H. Foley?

  Auto pay for a credit card? I don't know what they're gonna take. And then I gotta have enough of that in the checking account to cover that.

• 52:27Speaker 01

  Well, that's another thing. I don't understand what you do with your money.

• 52:30H. Foley?

  I don't like to leave a lot of stuff in the checking account.

• 52:35H. Foley?

  That's the short pocket. I like the deep pocket.

• 52:39Speaker 01

  Yeah, but then you're jumping, but that's how you get jammed up and miss stuff, cause you're spinning too many plates.

• 52:44H. Foley?

  I haven't missed anything. I'm chilling.

• 52:46Speaker 01

  I don't know. You're the... I mean, you're talking about some sort of credit card scam. No one can wrap their head around.

• 52:50H. Foley?

  It's not a scam.

• 52:51Speaker 01

  It's not not a scam.

• 52:52H. Foley?

  Yes, it is. No, it isn't.

• 52:54Speaker 01

  That's a free $10,000. Anytime you talk about a credit card, you go, "That's a free $10,000?" It ain't on the up and up.

• 52:58H. Foley?

  No, no. I don't want that. I don't want that out there. Get out of here.

• 53:01Speaker 01

  Look how scared you get. What, Amex is gonna come get you?

• 53:03H. Foley?

  No. I'm saying...

• 53:05Speaker 01

  You're a fucking weirdo.

• 53:06H. Foley?

  If you pay your credit card bill, you then have access to that money immediately. So it's a revolving door.

• 53:14Speaker 01

  A hundred... No, no one's arguing with that.

• 53:16H. Foley?

  Yeah, that's all I'm saying. It's pretty cool.

• 53:18Speaker 01

  Sure. This has been the Finance Hour with two idiots and a con man.

• 53:26Speaker 01

  And a criminal.

• 53:28H. Foley?

  That's not true.

• 53:29Speaker 01

  Ah, man, look how weird. "No, don't say that. Don't say that. I'm a psycho, man. Don't say that." Like Amex is gonna come and get you for your two grand. Ain't got bigger fucking fish to fry than your two grand. "Oh my god, don't tell nobody, but when I paid them, they let me, they give me another $2,000, sucker." "I found, I found a glitch in the system. I'm in the Matrix." Idiots.

• 53:53H. Foley?

  There's backdoors and all this.

• 53:54Speaker 01

  These guys are idiots. I give them the money, they loan me more money at 28%. These guys are idiots. And they hit me with annual fees. These guys are so stupid.

• 54:04H. Foley?

  It's happening. They're giving me miles. Flying all over the world.

• 54:09Speaker 01

  Oh, man.

• 54:12Speaker 01

  Crab dip, classic. Hummus, delicious.

• 54:15H. Foley?

  Eat it with a fork.

• 54:19Speaker 01

  Uh, as a bigger man, you might weigh in on this one. This one's from LFAP.

• 54:22H. Foley?

  A lot of bigger man stuff being mentioned here. I don't appreciate that.

• 54:28Speaker 01

  I think it was twice. It was about crab dip. And this one's about pants.

• 54:31H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 54:32Speaker 01

  I think these are two places, those are two worlds where I didn't ask you nothing about a credit card and then you went off on it. You went off in a rabbit hole about that.

• 54:40H. Foley?

  What can I do for you about pants?

• 54:44Speaker 01

  10th, this is from LFAP. "10 dollar taxpayer never had one red. Is it garbage to put your belt on your pants before you put the pants on? Follow up, is it garbage to keep the belt on the pants when you take them off so they're ready for the next wear?"

• 54:58H. Foley?

  Always, dude.

• 54:58Speaker 01

  That's a given.

• 54:59H. Foley?

  I'm like a fireman. Are you kidding me? I jump right into those babies.

• 55:03Speaker 01

  Got my shoes connected to the bottom.

• 55:06H. Foley?

  Throwing your pants on with that belt, they really shake down? Oh, that's a good feeling. Yeah, the belt always stays.

• 55:14Speaker 01

  Belt stays on. I'm, yeah. If, that's, it's wild.

• 55:17H. Foley?

  Unless you're washing it, which is once in a blue moon. The belt's on there.

• 55:23Speaker 01

  I haven't washed these jeans in such a long, it's cra- if like, the number would make most people disgusted.

• 55:28H. Foley?

  That makes a loud noise though, man. That belt, that belt buckles, really.

• 55:32Speaker 01

  That's if I'm trying to sneak in or out of bed with my wife. Usually Ian, if I'm coming in from like a late night of spots or something, man.

• 55:42H. Foley?

  That belt hits the floor.

• 55:43Speaker 01

  Aw, that'll fuckin', all the tiptoeing, all the, all the closing the, turning the handle door, then closing the door, then, then latching it. All keeping Hans.

• 55:55H. Foley?

  It's like coming into the Tower of London. It's fucking brutal.

• 55:58Speaker 01

  Dude, that, or sometimes when you, you do do it, and my, my phone will be in my back pocket, and that'll, oh man. The neighbors wake up, they're hitting upstairs with a brew, it's a ban.

• 56:08H. Foley?

  Yeah, dude.

• 56:09Speaker 01

  That belt'll jam you up.

• 56:10H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 56:11Speaker 01

  But, putting the belt on before the pants, I would assume that would have, I'm sorry, I assume that would have to be a bigger guy hack, right?

• 56:20H. Foley?

  I mean, I could do it pretty easily, and I'm, I'm pretty huge.

• 56:23Speaker 01

  I'll say, that Mezzo mix ain't helping. Double soda.

• 56:33H. Foley?

  Mezzo means diabetes in German.

• 56:37Speaker 01

  Uh, I would assume, I mean, I don't get why any, why that would benefit, I would, in my head it had to be a bigger guy, like, that might be tough to get the wrap.

• 56:43H. Foley?

  I could say this, as a bigger gentleman, especially with the way they got loops these days, there's too many loops. There should be like four loops, but they're all over the place. You might miss one, as a big guy, when you got the pants on.

• 56:59Speaker 01

  Did you ever go, this had to be big in the night, did you ever go under the label? There was some that you could go under the label to show off the label.

• 57:06H. Foley?

  Talk about getting laid.

• 57:08Speaker 01

  I had a pair of badge jeans that I did, woo, man. Get, get eyes on badge jeans. I think they were, they were TJ Maxx knockoffs, for sure. B-A-D-G-E-E.

• 57:21H. Foley?

  Badge jeans, when you wanna stop the fun.

• 57:23Speaker 01

  Your kid keep shitting his pants, get him a pair of badge jeans.

• 57:29Speaker 01

  Anything on badge? I do, D, I love these jeans. They fell. They fit perfectly. Skating was in, they were the perfect baggy.

• 57:38H. Foley?

  You went under the...

• 57:40Speaker 01

  I was farting in them Jones. Heavy bite.

• 57:42H. Foley?

  And you went under the label?

• 57:43Speaker 01

  Went under the label. You gotta show off the badge.

• 57:45H. Foley?

  Lee did that for a while.

• 57:47Speaker 01

  It was black. And badge was written, like, it was in... Oh, man, cool beans.

• 57:52H. Foley?

  Luke?

• 57:52Speaker 03

  Yeah, I got a pair of Relax Fit.

• 57:55Speaker 01

  Where are they selling them?

• 57:56Speaker 03

  Uh, eBay.

• 57:57Speaker 01

  Oh, see, that...

• 57:58Speaker 03

  Twenty-five bucks.

• 58:00H. Foley?

  You were all Relax Fit.

• 58:01Speaker 01

  Aw, buddy. I was a husky boy.

• 58:04H. Foley?

  I'm half asleep, I'm so relaxed. Loosened it.

• 58:08Speaker 01

  Put me in a coma, daddy. Put a pair of jeans on me.

• 58:11H. Foley?

  Loosened me up a little bit.

• 58:13Speaker 01

  Uh-huh.

• 58:14H. Foley?

  Ah, that's all right. So, yeah, that'd be the only reason I could see you doing it.

• 58:18Speaker 01

  That makes sense.

• 58:19H. Foley?

  And plus two, um, when you're... If you're in a dressy situation where you have to tuck your shirt in,

• 58:29H. Foley?

  going in and putting the pants on, tucking the shirt in, and then putting the belt on after, you're gonna get some untuckage. That you gotta go back and redo.

• 58:37Speaker 01

  Sure, belt's gotta be in.

• 58:39H. Foley?

  So if you have the belt in, it's just one fell swoop, you're all right.

• 58:41Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 58:42H. Foley?

  And you put the tie a little too long, leave the jacket open.

• 58:48H. Foley?

  You do your thing.

• 58:48Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 58:49H. Foley?

  Pray to God they got some crab dead there.

• 58:52Speaker 01

  Maybe a little bit of hummus. Uh, this one's funny. This is from Senor Basora. Uh, ten dollar dipshit, never had one red. It's... Oh, guy thinks a lot of himself. Is it garbage to think the t-shirt that said, "Oh, no, five-oh," was referring... Wasn't referring to the police, but about my friend turning fifty? That's pretty not knowing the... Oh, no, five-oh. So, what kind of guy's wearing an "Oh, no, five-oh" shirt?

• 59:17Speaker 01

  That's crazy. That dude's still selling dime bags. That guy's got bad blow.

• 59:22H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 59:23Speaker 01

  Sure. Can't ban the snowman.

• 59:26Speaker 01

  Shout out to Jeezy. Ah, goddamn, that's good. Uh, alright, this one's from Tyler. "Five dollar homie, my dad had piranhas when we were younger." Red flag. And when he wanted to get-

• 59:38H. Foley?

  That's a single dad right there. That's a guy trying to bang younger chicks.

• 59:41Speaker 01

  "And when he wanted to get rid of them, we just cooked them up." What? That's crazy, dude.

• 59:48H. Foley?

  Ugh, fish tank, fucking fish?

• 59:50Speaker 01

  That can't be healthy.

• 59:51H. Foley?

  That's nasty. No.

• 59:52Speaker 01

  Also, are you allowed to eat, not allowed, is it dangerous to eat piranhas?

• 59:57H. Foley?

  They're not gonna bite ya.

• 59:58Speaker 01

  I just mean, like, some meat you shouldn't-

• 1:00:01Speaker 03

  Illegal in many parts of the United States.

• 1:00:03Speaker 01

  That ain't a good look.

• 1:00:04H. Foley?

  Illegal to have?

• 1:00:05Speaker 03

  Uh, to eat.

• 1:00:06Speaker 01

  Remember the lore of piranhas?

• 1:00:09H. Foley?

  I don't think it's a lore.

• 1:00:10Speaker 01

  No, I, I mean, they don't like, they're not gonna pick your, the, the skin off your bones in, in two minutes if you jump in.

• 1:00:16H. Foley?

  I think they do.

• 1:00:17Speaker 01

  It's not that severe, I've seen video.

• 1:00:19H. Foley?

  I've seen video where they're going ham on something.

• 1:00:21Speaker 01

  They go ham, but like, the, the theory was like, if you dipped your toe in, you were bringing out a stub within two seconds.

• 1:00:27H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:28Speaker 01

  Yeah, like, there, you, you pull up of, you know, next thing you know, you're in a wheelchair. I don't know, I'm trying to think of another medical device.

• 1:00:36H. Foley?

  Um, piranha scared the shit out of me as a kid.

• 1:00:41Speaker 01

  Yeah, it was like quicksand.

• 1:00:42H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:43Speaker 01

  Um, but yeah, no, that's, I mean, to have a housed piranha, I get a beta fish back in the day.

• 1:00:49H. Foley?

  You're, hold on, that means you're feeding it regular fish food from the, that's fucking nasty.

• 1:00:53Speaker 01

  No, they're probably like goldfish or something, what do you got?

• 1:00:55Speaker 03

  A group of 300 to 500 piranhas could eat an adult human in five minutes if they were starving.

• 1:01:03H. Foley?

  Whoa, so I'd take about 45.

• 1:01:07Speaker 01

  Yeah, man, you gotta be real hungry.

• 1:01:09H. Foley?

  Holy shit.

• 1:01:11Speaker 01

  How many are in a typical pack? Like, is, are you running into 500? Or are you running into 50? 500 a lot of fish.

• 1:01:20H. Foley?

  I don't think so, not in the Amazon. They're all swimming around together.

• 1:01:23Speaker 01

  I'm asking.

• 1:01:25H. Foley?

  Fuck that. Five minutes? That would be an aw- Ahhh! You'd be screaming.

• 1:01:32Speaker 03

  Piranhas can live in, live up to packs of a thousand.

• 1:01:36Speaker 01

  Man, two and a half minutes out the door. Including my little wee-wee, that'll save them 30 seconds.

• 1:01:45H. Foley?

  That lady was delicious.

• 1:01:50Speaker 01

  Big set of balls on her.

• 1:01:53H. Foley?

  It's got a weird aftertaste.

• 1:01:54Speaker 01

  It does. There's no chemies in there. That's all natural soda pop.

• 1:01:59H. Foley?

  That's what you need, a little yellow five in there.

• 1:02:03Speaker 01

  Uh, alright, this one's some chicken nun numbs. Is it garbage to eat frozen chicken nuggets?

• 1:02:08H. Foley?

  Yes, what the fuck?

• 1:02:10Speaker 01

  I used to eat them as a kid. They hit different frozen. Now my son eats them frozen and people give me dirty looks.

• 1:02:16H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:17Speaker 01

  That's nuts dude. Nothing frozen dessert.

• 1:02:20H. Foley?

  Although my cousins did, um, confess to me, my two younger cousins who my dad used to take to school when they were young,

• 1:02:31H. Foley?

  that they would like a frozen waffle every once in a while.

• 1:02:35Speaker 01

  I don't get it.

• 1:02:36H. Foley?

  They wouldn't mind crushing a frozen waffle in the morning for breakfast.

• 1:02:39Speaker 01

  Yeah, I just don't get that at all. Where's the fun in the crunch in the, it's so much, it is not even close to how much better both of those foods are heated.

• 1:02:50H. Foley?

  I agree.

• 1:02:51Speaker 01

  It's not even close.

• 1:02:52H. Foley?

  Chicken nugget.

• 1:02:53Speaker 01

  A waffle takes what? I mean, you throw it in a microwave for 10 seconds, it's better. Throw it in a toaster oven or the toaster for what? 70 seconds?

• 1:03:04H. Foley?

  Crispy.

• 1:03:04Speaker 01

  Half a piranha?

• 1:03:05H. Foley?

  As I mean, as a fat ass, I could see it when you're hungry.

• 1:03:09Speaker 01

  10, 15, we're talking 15 seconds?

• 1:03:10H. Foley?

  I'm just saying, I could see it, but yeah, that's, that's, yeah.

• 1:03:13Speaker 01

  I don't understand. I could see if it was like, hey, you gotta put it, you gotta preheat the oven with the chicken nuggets a little bit, but you can get them warm. You can get them warm.

• 1:03:21H. Foley?

  I don't mind an uncrustable frozen.

• 1:03:23Speaker 01

  That's, that's what that is. That's a dessert. That's a, it's a sweet dessert.

• 1:03:27H. Foley?

  Chicken nugget? Crazy. That would make yours, you wouldn't like that at all.

• 1:03:31Speaker 01

  No, that, I mean, that's blasphemy where I come from. That and a lot of people we've, we've talked to like have written in or either on the road as well, do the uncult ramen, which I don't get at all either. That just seems like it would hurt. Like I don't understand where the pleasure comes from.

• 1:03:46H. Foley?

  That's crazy.

• 1:03:48H. Foley?

  Crazy dog. It's crazy.

• 1:03:51Speaker 01

  Uh, this one's from Mary. You ever crawl on your knees indoors because you're too lazy to take your shoes off? And you don't want to dirty up the floors? I caught myself doing it in my own home.

• 1:04:00H. Foley?

  My god.

• 1:04:01Speaker 01

  That's, I, I did it this morning. My, my, my.

• 1:04:04H. Foley?

  You did? You crawled on your knees?

• 1:04:05Speaker 01

  No, no, I had to undo my shoes and go into, I forgot my keys or something.

• 1:04:10H. Foley?

  Alright, fuck that.

• 1:04:11Speaker 01

  I already, I hadn't, no, I was downstairs, walking the door, so they're all wet, all salty.

• 1:04:15H. Foley?

  Oh, alright.

• 1:04:15Speaker 01

  And I was like, I gotta undo this. Sucked. But never crawling. That's crazy.

• 1:04:21H. Foley?

  I'm pretty loose when it comes to that. I'll, I'll bend the rules on that.

• 1:04:24Speaker 01

  If my shoes are on and my, I didn't, I didn't close the window, I'm walking to wherever I gotta go.

• 1:04:30H. Foley?

  I take heat for it. I get yelled at.

• 1:04:33Speaker 01

  I, I mean.

• 1:04:34H. Foley?

  I take heat for it.

• 1:04:36Speaker 01

  You're on the couch, feet up. Why? My show's on.

• 1:04:43Speaker 01

  Uh, yeah, I got, I mean, that's, I mean, you're living a life here. You're crawling in your own home, so what? You don't get mad at yourself? I don't understand it.

• 1:04:53H. Foley?

  Is there any evidence? Has there been any evidence? That that got somebody sick? That the dirt on the floor, or whatever?

• 1:05:03Speaker 01

  I'm sure with children, yeah. Kids are crawling, putting their hands in whatever.

• 1:05:08H. Foley?

  Maybe she has kids.

• 1:05:10Speaker 01

  That makes sense to me. I mean, like, say you're.

• 1:05:12H. Foley?

  I thought that was good for you as a kid, though.

• 1:05:14Speaker 01

  Nah, I mean, like, you say you step in dog shit, and then the kid puts his hand in it, and then he, he's got worms or whatever, you know?

• 1:05:21H. Foley?

  Nah, I got you.

• 1:05:22Speaker 01

  I would assume, I don't know.

• 1:05:23H. Foley?

  Maybe she's got kids.

• 1:05:24Speaker 01

  I also just think, like, mentally, it's disgusting. Like, if you really think about it, how much fucking urine and semen I walk in.

• 1:05:32H. Foley?

  Yeah, I don't have that mental thing.

• 1:05:35Speaker 01

  I'm saying if you really, I, I don't either, but I'm saying, like, if you start thinking about it, you're like, oh, these are disgusting.

• 1:05:41H. Foley?

  You go crazy.

• 1:05:42Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 1:05:42H. Foley?

  How much germs are all over everything at every second of every day?

• 1:05:46Speaker 01

  That's why it's painful to be friends with the big guy.

• 1:05:50H. Foley?

  I, I got boogies all over me.

• 1:05:52Speaker 01

  Yeah, the boogerman.

• 1:05:54H. Foley?

  It's a winner, my nose is running.

• 1:05:55Speaker 01

  Can't ban the boogerman. That's why I don't like touching stuff that you touch. Cause it's well documented, you're. A nice, good friend of mine.

• 1:06:04H. Foley?

  Garode. Charles Garode.

• 1:06:07Speaker 01

  You just, you're big-

• 1:06:08H. Foley?

  Would you take a sip of this?

• 1:06:09Speaker 01

  I wouldn't. I don't, I wouldn't, I don't even, I don't know if you've noticed, I don't touch most stuff that you touch.

• 1:06:14H. Foley?

  Yeah. It hurts.

• 1:06:16Speaker 01

  You got boogers all, all the time, dude. It's boogers. I see ya, I don't call you out. I see you do that, and you look at it, and you go like that. Sometimes you just play with it, and then you're like, "Alright, see you later," and I'm like, dude, you're boogified. I can't do it. I can't, I've just seen, I've seen too many boogers on your hands.

• 1:06:33H. Foley?

  I was thinking more, it's, you know, it's a snotty season. You know what I mean?

• 1:06:37Speaker 01

  For you, which is bad, yeah. Every, dude, yeah.

• 1:06:39H. Foley?

  Everybody's nose is running out.

• 1:06:41Speaker 01

  Yeah, but you don't wash your hands, you're a lazier gent, you don't like getting up to wash your hands, we have to yell at you to get up and wash your hands.

• 1:06:47H. Foley?

  My skin's real dry.

• 1:06:49Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's not it.

• 1:06:50H. Foley?

  Just saying.

• 1:06:51Speaker 01

  Sure, I like how you're fucked on that.

• 1:06:55Speaker 01

  My skin's real dry. Nah, you're lazy, yeah. Oh, God. Bizzo. Ah.

• 1:07:06Speaker 01

  Let's see here. Uh, this one's from, uh, Long Term Bozo. "Are you garbage if you went to the locker room on the last day of school to get shoes that kids left in their locker? My parents could afford new shoes for me, but a free sneaker is a free sneaker." I mean...

• 1:07:25Speaker 01

  That's crazy.

• 1:07:26H. Foley?

  Every once in a while, there was a good find in there.

• 1:07:29Speaker 01

  I don't know, cause I feel like, at least, I feel like everybody would wear their, like, already shitty or shoe- Nobody was bringing, like, a new pair of Reeboks.

• 1:07:37H. Foley?

  But you think that, but then, I look at and I see, like, uh, YouTube pages or whatever, where guys make a living selling and dealing in the luggage that people leave at airports. It's fucking, what happened to these people?

• 1:07:55Speaker 01

  What do you mean?

• 1:07:55H. Foley?

  The one, it was like, it was like, it was, it was a, a, a checked bag that had, like, a Louis Vuitton bag in it, it had sneakers, it had jewelry, it had thi- that person got murdered, right?

• 1:08:11Speaker 01

  That's a come up.

• 1:08:12H. Foley?

  Like, who doesn't? Like, I'm not saying that's, that's on the reg.

• 1:08:17Speaker 01

  It's like Storage Wars.

• 1:08:20H. Foley?

  That's what I'm saying.

• 1:08:21Speaker 01

  Yeah, I mean.

• 1:08:22H. Foley?

  How does that happen?

• 1:08:23Speaker 01

  I mean, maybe the guy's a fucking, eh, she's some heiress and she's like, "Yeah, I'm not going back to JFK to get my $5,000 purse when I got 50 of them."

• 1:08:31H. Foley?

  That's what I'm saying. You might find a halfway decent pair of sneakers for the summer at the fucking...

• 1:08:36Speaker 01

  I don't disagree. I'm just saying most-

• 1:08:38H. Foley?

  Or a pair of Umbro's.

• 1:08:39Speaker 01

  I get it, but man, that stuff, that ain't... You gotta run that through the dishwasher or something. That stuff is...

• 1:08:45H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 1:08:46Speaker 01

  That's, I mean-

• 1:08:47H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 1:08:47Speaker 01

  That stuff ain't clean. That's... That was an old pair of shoes that kid brought in.

• 1:08:51H. Foley?

  For sure.

• 1:08:51Speaker 01

  You know what I mean? Like, that's... Those... This thing's got some fucking miles on them.

• 1:08:56H. Foley?

  Man, that fucking-

• 1:08:57Speaker 01

  By the way, you bring that up, my luggage got lost. I didn't tell you.

• 1:09:00H. Foley?

  Yeah?

• 1:09:00Speaker 01

  We lost a full suitcase.

• 1:09:02H. Foley?

  You got it back?

• 1:09:03Speaker 01

  No.

• 1:09:03H. Foley?

  Where is it?

• 1:09:04Speaker 01

  They can't, they can't locate it. We got a text saying when we landed-

• 1:09:07H. Foley?

  It's full of Mezomix.

• 1:09:07Speaker 01

  I'm saying, "One of your bags didn't..." They say, "One of your bags didn't make it onboard the plane. Please give us your address." Gave me the address. Still no, I would say, "We can't locate your bag."

• 1:09:20H. Foley?

  How the fuck does that happen?

• 1:09:22Speaker 01

  I don't know. All the computers we got-

• 1:09:24H. Foley?

  Were you lippy with the fucking, with the person checking it in?

• 1:09:27Speaker 01

  No.

• 1:09:28H. Foley?

  You know what the, the bird does? She puts air tags and everything.

• 1:09:32Speaker 01

  Yeah, should've done that.

• 1:09:34H. Foley?

  Got one up my ass right now.

• 1:09:35Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:09:37Speaker 01

  Hey, don't wanna lose you. What a catch you are. Make sure all my boogers are intact. Don't wanna, don't wanna misplace the mucus king.

• 1:09:45H. Foley?

  Just sitting on that conveyor belt in the airport going around in a circle.

• 1:09:49Speaker 01

  Somebody forgot him. Somebody gonna claim him? They're bidding on ya. Uh, alright, we gotta wrap it up.

• 1:09:55H. Foley?

  What a fun one.

• 1:09:56Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:09:57H. Foley?

  Gang, we love you to death. Grab those tickets for the tour.

• 1:10:00Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:10:00H. Foley?

  Like Kippy said, we're not, we're not bullshitting. Uh, everything's moving pretty fast. We don't want you to miss out. So grab some tickets, come see us on the road. We can't wait to get back out there. We love ya and we'll see ya next week.

• 1:10:11Speaker 01

  Peace!