REVEALING OUR BABIES NAME! -You Should Know Podcast-

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• 0:49Speaker 03

  The You Should Know Podcast.

• 0:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, everybody. Welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast, episode 236. You will never hear the conversation we just had. We got Coles Cam back in the studio. Back in the studio. Bumbakla Rastafara. Back to the Jamaican.

• 1:05Peyton Hardin?

  If you're new here, if you haven't already looked below, you see the comment section is filled. You're wrong. If you look even more below, then you see the comment section is.

• 1:15Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, okay. I'm trying to bring it back.

• 1:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, you're a good man. He's a man of the people.

• 1:20Peyton Hardin?

  I'm trying to reel it in and I can't. I can't. Because the way the old intro used to be, it was very structured, right?

• 1:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Very much so.

• 1:29Peyton Hardin?

  And it was like, okay, Cam's not in here yet. I can, it's okay for me to have a full filibuster.

• 1:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Exactly.

• 1:34Peyton Hardin?

  Straight to my camera. But now it's awkward. Because what do you do the whole time I sit there?

• 1:39Cameron Kennedy?

  I just sit here and play with my goodies. I literally just sit here and go, oh, okay. I'm just sitting up. Yep, we got both. Okay, old press comment section. Hey, everybody. I just sit here in silence. It's awkward.

• 1:50Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, let's try it.

• 1:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 1:51Peyton Hardin?

  So we're gonna see how Cam could try to not be awkward during the intro. If we try to bring back the old intro.

• 1:57Cameron Kennedy?

  You ready?

• 1:57Peyton Hardin?

  Here we go. Hey, everybody. Welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast, episode 236. If you're new here or if you haven't already, and you look below, you see the comment sections of, what is it? If you look below you and you see the subscribe button is pressed, you're wrong. If you look even more below, then you see the comment section is filled with your name. Guess what? Even more, I'm going to fill that out, get your good karma. We got Coles Cam back in the studio. It sucks.

• 2:21Cameron Kennedy?

  See, that sucks. That's terrible. I'm just sitting here like a little prisoner the whole time.

• 2:24Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 2:25Cameron Kennedy?

  You, you, you have, you've blessed me with being here from the rip, from the push of the button. So to hell with the intro.

• 2:30Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 2:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Honestly, let's start it. Let's start a petition.

• 2:32Peyton Hardin?

  That thing, that mic's too low.

• 2:33Cameron Kennedy?

  It's wrong. It definitely fell. It definitely fell.

• 2:37Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, you have like a curse with microphone stands. Like that microphone stand is good. It works.

• 2:42Cameron Kennedy?

  I was like, I think this is better. That's good. That's, that's peak.

• 2:46Peyton Hardin?

  That is really good.

• 2:47Cameron Kennedy?

  How was your week?

• 2:48Peyton Hardin?

  It doesn't matter.

• 2:49Cameron Kennedy?

  How was?

• 2:49Peyton Hardin?

  Well, I had a question about you. You brought up playing with yourself and you said you were feeling to see if they were both there. And now this is a brotherly moment, right? I want to have it. It might be a little inappropriate.

• 2:59Cameron Kennedy?

  That's fine. I'm good for an inappropriate, as long as you want honesty.

• 3:02Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 3:02Cameron Kennedy?

  You're about to unleash an honest king.

• 3:04Peyton Hardin?

  Now, have you ever done the deed, right? The few times you have, probably the six times in your life you've done the deed.

• 3:09Cameron Kennedy?

  One of the six times I've had, two of them resulted in children.

• 3:13Peyton Hardin?

  Right? Did you ever, like, at the, at the end of your production, right? Whenever you said, hurrah.

• 3:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, hurrah.

• 3:21Peyton Hardin?

  Right?

• 3:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Job is done.

• 3:22Peyton Hardin?

  Oh.

• 3:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 3:24Peyton Hardin?

  Did you ever lose one?

• 3:25Cameron Kennedy?

  That whole lose? I don't know about a lose, like a little slippage though. It kind of went off tilt, little off kilter. Like it kind of like the whole plane, like an earthquake almost. Like the, both tectonic plates are there, one slipped under the other.

• 3:36Peyton Hardin?

  We're talking about one of your ohos, one of your yo-yos.

• 3:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 3:38Peyton Hardin?

  Went up to your gut and it's gone.

• 3:41Cameron Kennedy?

  No, dude.

• 3:42Peyton Hardin?

  I had an empty nest one time.

• 3:43Cameron Kennedy?

  You're having bionic climaxes. You're, you're losing a nut?

• 3:47Peyton Hardin?

  I lost both of them.

• 3:48Cameron Kennedy?

  You took that way too literal. You were like, ugh.

• 3:52Peyton Hardin?

  Like the actual nuts, like.

• 3:55Peyton Hardin?

  And now I'm here to pick up my trousers and I say, look down. My buddies are gone. And I go, I feel them gone. Like something's missing.

• 4:04Cameron Kennedy?

  You had a balloon down there? You said like a, like a balloon?

• 4:07Peyton Hardin?

  My buddies are gone.

• 4:09Cameron Kennedy?

  So your ball sack felt like a balloon?

• 4:11Peyton Hardin?

  It was just, it was just skin. I was just skin and I want to know to my boys in the comments, dude. And I was, I literally like elasticated. It was just flat.

• 4:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, that is insane.

• 4:23Peyton Hardin?

  I lost them. I lost them. They came back. Gravity did it.

• 4:26Cameron Kennedy?

  You're like a Doberman Pinscher. Like you had, she got twisted on her. What do you, I don't understand how you lost them. That's, that's a medical condition.

• 4:33Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 4:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Something, no, something went wrong that night. Something went wrong. She have voodoo dolls? Does she have something?

• 4:38Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no, no, no.

• 4:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, God, dude. I, you're, wow. Now, I want to piggyback on a detail.

• 4:43Peyton Hardin?

  It's like a tongue or a finger went too far or something.

• 4:46Cameron Kennedy?

  I almost threw up. I almost threw up thinking about going.

• 4:52Cameron Kennedy?

  This is inappropriate. Okay. Now, you said right when you finished, right when the.

• 4:56Peyton Hardin?

  We can't keep doing this.

• 4:57Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no. This is not about that. Right when the credits ended.

• 5:00Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 5:00Cameron Kennedy?

  You said you immediately went to pull up your trousers.

• 5:02Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 5:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, I'm right there with you.

• 5:04Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 5:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Have you ever been that type of gal that just, that just, I mean, basks in your nudity after the?

• 5:10Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, when I'm in love.

• 5:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, dude. I mean, I, I'm in love with Olivia. Olivia's never seen me butt naked, sitting relishing in our aftermath for more than 15 seconds.

• 5:19Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, you're ashamed of what you did.

• 5:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, no, it's just, it's a very, like.

• 5:23Peyton Hardin?

  You feel gross or?

• 5:24Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, it's more of like, I, I quickly recede. Like, like, like, F1, like F1 Mach speed, I go back to shriveled. And it's like, it's.

• 5:33Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, you're embarrassed.

• 5:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, not my physical stature as a man, my pecker.

• 5:37Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, I know you're embarrassed about him.

• 5:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah.

• 5:39Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, no.

• 5:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah.

• 5:41Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, no, no, no, no.

• 5:41Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm like, no, no, what you just had and enjoyed is not here anymore.

• 5:45Peyton Hardin?

  Really?

• 5:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Cannot see this. Yeah, no.

• 5:48Peyton Hardin?

  Kim, you've been together for 10 years.

• 5:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I know. It's, it's, I don't know, man. Insecurities.

• 5:52Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know if it's because Sarah's a nurse, but like, I let Sarah look at my, like my wink star if she needs to. Like, I don't care.

• 6:00Cameron Kennedy?

  I want to say something, so it will get cut, but I want to say.

• 6:03Peyton Hardin?

  Because he just had a long month.

• 6:05Cameron Kennedy?

  It will, so I can't. I cannot say.

• 6:07Peyton Hardin?

  But, but I'm saying like, I don't, I don't find embarrassment in my partner anymore. Like.

• 6:10Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't eat, no, no, like, I don't either accept in that. That's the only, and it's a weird, I think it's just the correlation of like, literally 30 seconds ago, I was my best. Like, I was at peak performance. Game seven. And right now, I'm, I'm back to a rookie.

• 6:26Peyton Hardin?

  You must have a lot of differentiation. Like that space from A to B.

• 6:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Big grower. Yeah. Oh, I don't show much.

• 6:32Peyton Hardin?

  Really?

• 6:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I've said it, I've said it for years on the podcast. You pants me in public. A, you have to die and then B, I have to move. Like, I, you want to talk about a digital footprint? Holy, it'd be like a, like a infant footprint. It'd be like an itty bitty little digital footprint. Yeah, I mean, that'd be, that's something you can't live down, to be honest. I'm not gonna lie. It's very much show her.

• 6:50Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 6:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Dare.

• 6:51Peyton Hardin?

  No, but I sit in it. I sit in it. I fall asleep.

• 6:54Cameron Kennedy?

  I'll sit on it.

• 6:55Peyton Hardin?

  You know, I fall asleep.

• 6:58Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 6:58Peyton Hardin?

  We can't talk this.

• 6:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah, no, that's.

• 7:00Peyton Hardin?

  I, I'm, I'm.

• 7:01Cameron Kennedy?

  You are, you're.

• 7:02Peyton Hardin?

  I love Sarah a lot.

• 7:03Cameron Kennedy?

  You're a Harold Osborne. You are a Green Goblin.

• 7:05Peyton Hardin?

  I love Sarah so much. I'll snore. I'll hit, I'm, I'm known, dude. I fall asleep while it's out.

• 7:15Cameron Kennedy?

  That's so, that is so bad. Oh, okay.

• 7:18Peyton Hardin?

  I don't care.

• 7:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 7:19Peyton Hardin?

  I don't care. I love her.

• 7:20Cameron Kennedy?

  I have a story.

• 7:22Peyton Hardin?

  Good.

• 7:22Cameron Kennedy?

  That happened literally 45 minutes ago.

• 7:25Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, in the bathroom?

• 7:29Cameron Kennedy?

  We were in the bathroom 45 minutes ago?

• 7:31Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 7:32Cameron Kennedy?

  45 minutes ago.

• 7:33Peyton Hardin?

  I'm, I assume roughly 30.

• 7:36Cameron Kennedy?

  You, out of your mind. Okay, it was over an hour ago, but it's definitely, I was in the bathroom six minutes ago.

• 7:41Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, we've been here for 12.

• 7:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Then I was in the bathroom 12 minutes ago, but.

• 7:46Peyton Hardin?

  No, you weren't.

• 7:48Peyton Hardin?

  It doesn't matter. But your gauge of time is bad.

• 7:52Cameron Kennedy?

  You, you think it was almost an hour since I've been to the bathroom? Since you've been to the bathroom? You left.

• 7:57Peyton Hardin?

  Roughly. Roughly an hour.

• 7:59Cameron Kennedy?

  You cannot be serious.

• 8:00Peyton Hardin?

  Lots happened in between that. And people that.

• 8:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Nothing happened in between that.

• 8:03Peyton Hardin?

  People that use military time that aren't in the military or nerds are performative. And I want to, I, it really bothers me. And I just want to put that out. Like, police officers use it. I was watching this dash cam video and he was getting a statement from somebody who got punched. And he was like, all right, interview concluded at 18. And I was like.

• 8:20Cameron Kennedy?

  18:38, thank you, sir, and have a good one.

• 8:22Peyton Hardin?

  I was like, bro, it's noon.

• 8:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Shut up, Connor.

• 8:24Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, okay, go ahead.

• 8:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. So I went to the bank. I went to the bank to do a quick withdrawal and I was already down here. I got here earlier, so I figured, let me knock it out real quick. Now, I go in here thinking it's gonna be, hey, bada bing bada boom, here's my ID and card. Thank you for my money. Goodbye.

• 8:38Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 8:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, I walk in and there's an old man.

• 8:41Peyton Hardin?

  How old are we talking?

• 8:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Um, based on appearance, I'd say 70s.

• 8:47Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 8:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Old man.

• 8:48Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 8:48Cameron Kennedy?

  And this very much made me think of you, how you said you're gonna have respect for no one when you're old and.

• 8:55Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, borderline racist. To my own kind, to everybody's kind. Like, I'm a hater. Basically, I'm gonna be everything.

• 9:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Absolutely.

• 9:01Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 9:02Cameron Kennedy?

  So this man's sitting there and he's at the teller.

• 9:04Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 9:05Cameron Kennedy?

  And it's just, oh, that's how he sounds. Oh, that's.

• 9:09Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. He's talking to his spirit at this point.

• 9:11Cameron Kennedy?

  And he had, now he's on a walker, all right?

• 9:14Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, assisted walking.

• 9:14Cameron Kennedy?

  And he has a, he has a person with him, I think.

• 9:17Peyton Hardin?

  A handler.

• 9:17Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not sure if she is. Handler is crazy. I'm not sure if she's with him or if she's with the bank. But it starts getting louder, right? And I'm like, there's no way. He's about to, there's no way. And then it gets just blatantly aggressive. He goes, oh, no, no, I ain't leaving today. Give me my money. This is my money.

• 9:37Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, no.

• 9:38Cameron Kennedy?

  And I go, oh, God, this is happening. Peyton?

• 9:42Cameron Kennedy?

  This went on for 20 minutes. An armed officer showed up.

• 9:47Peyton Hardin?

  That's a lot.

• 9:49Cameron Kennedy?

  The old man, I recorded this.

• 9:51Peyton Hardin?

  No, you did not.

• 9:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, I'm not gonna show it for the sake of his face, but can I just play the audio?

• 9:55Peyton Hardin?

  100%.

• 9:56Cameron Kennedy?

  So this is like a 10 second clip. Just listen to what this man, this 14 seconds. Listen to what this man was saying.

• 10:16Cameron Kennedy?

  He told the officer, "I'll take your gun from you, motherf-"

• 10:20Cameron Kennedy?

  He said, "I'll beat yo too."

• 10:21Peyton Hardin?

  Oh.

• 10:22Cameron Kennedy?

  And he literally, he's-

• 10:24Peyton Hardin?

  First of all, who's getting him that upset?

• 10:25Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know.

• 10:26Peyton Hardin?

  You can't get, this is a bank's fault at that point.

• 10:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I don't know.

• 10:30Peyton Hardin?

  At tho- it's like a toddler, you just lie to him. Like, you know, like-

• 10:33Cameron Kennedy?

  And I think that's when he was upset, it, cuz he goes, "What the f- do you mean you can't give him, I- I got two million dollars in y'all's bank."

• 10:41Peyton Hardin?

  He said that?

• 10:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 10:42Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, he's a liar.

• 10:42Cameron Kennedy?

  I said, "Oh, your guy's a lunatic." I said, "Sir, you don't have two do-" He said, "I got two million dollars in this bank, the f- you mean is I'mma whoop all y'all." And he's saying all these things, and he's not stopping.

• 10:54Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 10:55Cameron Kennedy?

  And the handler woman is trying to like-

• 10:56Peyton Hardin?

  There you go.

• 10:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Slowly push his cart toward the door. He goes, "Get off of me."

• 11:04Cameron Kennedy?

  He goes, "Pardon my language, but I will slap the sh- out of you if you don't get off of me." And I'm like, "Oh my god." And the officer, that's when he jumps in.

• 11:13Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 11:13Cameron Kennedy?

  He goes, "Hey, hey, hey." To, he, like, immediately, everyone else is like, "Sir, you need to leave." Like, really corporate, "Sir, you need, I, sorry, I'm, sir, we're not gonna be able to serve you today. We have the right to refuse, you're gonna need to get out of this bank, by the way, this is best food."

• 11:25Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 11:25Cameron Kennedy?

  We have the right to say no, and you're gonna need to leave.

• 11:27Peyton Hardin?

  Hundred percent.

• 11:28Cameron Kennedy?

  The officer goes, "Hey, hey, hey, enough of that, bro, way too loud and you're way too old for this." He goes, "Who the f- do you think you are?" He said, "I'll whoop y'all too." And the officer goes, "I'd hate to see you try to do that." Like, he's literally like, "I would f- you up." And I was like, "Aw, man."

• 11:43Peyton Hardin?

  You can't do that to him, bro.

• 11:45Cameron Kennedy?

  But, oh, come on. He goes, "Oh, you think you t- come, come here." And he's, he's like, literally-

• 11:51Peyton Hardin?

  I love that.

• 11:52Cameron Kennedy?

  So, it, it, it does not end. It is not ending. Everyone's looking around, he's refusing to leave.

• 11:57Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 11:58Cameron Kennedy?

  He's like, "I, I, now, I told you, I'm not leaving without my f- money."

• 12:02Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 12:03Cameron Kennedy?

  And now I get up, and now I'm at the teller. And the woman behind it is a, it's a young lady, probably our age, and she chuckles, right? Cuz it's, it's one of those situations. She hits a laugh, so to make her feel less awkward, I laugh with her. I go, "Yeah." He goes, "Who's laughing?" And I said, "Aw." I said, "Here we go." He said, "Oh, see you, motherf- think it's funny, I'll beat everybody's in this f- bank. I will beat y'all." And so at this point, I'm like, "Ah." I'm weighing the pros and cons.

• 12:33Peyton Hardin?

  Oh.

• 12:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Man, I go, "I think I have to look at him."

• 12:36Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, you have to, you gotta see this.

• 12:38Cameron Kennedy?

  As a man, I have to look at it.

• 12:39Peyton Hardin?

  It's like looking at a car crash, God forbid, you gotta look.

• 12:41Cameron Kennedy?

  I go, "Look," he goes, "Yeah, you too." He said, "I'll beat your-" She doesn't find me my money, I don't care if she can grab it out of her own ass, I need my money. I'll beat your ass." And I just went, "Oh, oh, okay, okay." And I go back to him, he goes, "You think I'm playing?" And I was like, "This old guy's gonna put p- hands up."

• 13:00Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 13:00Cameron Kennedy?

  This is not gonna end well, cuz I don't know what to do.

• 13:02Peyton Hardin?

  What do you do in that situation?

• 13:03Cameron Kennedy?

  I cannot fight him back, he's 70s.

• 13:04Peyton Hardin?

  And you're a little scared.

• 13:05Cameron Kennedy?

  And he physically, oh, I'm not scared at all.

• 13:07Peyton Hardin?

  You're a little scared, you're much racing a little bit.

• 13:09Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not scared in the sl-.

• 13:10Peyton Hardin?

  You're just a little scared, I know you.

• 13:12Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not scared in the sl-.

• 13:13Peyton Hardin?

  You're a little, you're a little scared.

• 13:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Peyton, when you see this man, you, you-

• 13:16Peyton Hardin?

  I can just hear him.

• 13:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 13:18Peyton Hardin?

  And I know what he looks like.

• 13:18Cameron Kennedy?

  I took a picture of him too, I'm gonna show you off cam. He is the least scary man ever.

• 13:23Peyton Hardin?

  But I know you, you're a-

• 13:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Wow. Wow. And I'm sitting there, I'm just like-

• 13:28Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 13:29Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm like, "I don't know what, I don't know what to do if this guy comes up to me." Then, first off, I was like, "They're not gonna let it happen."

• 13:33Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 13:34Cameron Kennedy?

  And he just goes, "Yeah, that's what I thought." And I was like, "I'm just gonna have to take that."

• 13:37Peyton Hardin?

  He got you, he got you.

• 13:38Cameron Kennedy?

  I got my money, and I start to walk out, and he goes, "Now how the f- you give him his money?" He goes, "He did the s- oh, I'm about to f- kill ya." He said that, and I said, "Yeah, have a good day." And I walked out. It was on-

• 13:52Peyton Hardin?

  That's so funny, dude.

• 13:53Cameron Kennedy?

  I need you to look at the man.

• 13:54Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I need a reaction of the, I need to see this guy's picture. Cuz I have, I'm imagining Uncle Ruckus.

• 13:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, it's not far off.

• 14:01Peyton Hardin?

  Oh. Oh, no, he's a little, he, he's a little, yeah. He's got a hole in his head.

• 14:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, he does.

• 14:09Peyton Hardin?

  That's lobot- my grandpa got a lobotomy. You know that, right? Is he missing a nub?

• 14:14Cameron Kennedy?

  No, he's just missing some-

• 14:16Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, okay. God bless him, he's going through it.

• 14:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 14:19Peyton Hardin?

  I think you ignored what I just said.

• 14:20Cameron Kennedy?

  What, your, your grandpa was missing a nub?

• 14:22Peyton Hardin?

  No, no.

• 14:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Your gr- oh, lobot-

• 14:24Peyton Hardin?

  My grandpa got a lobotomy, cuz he was left-handed and black. He was like 13 or something, yeah. It was tough for our people back in the day. He got a, like, a, you, you, you know, crazy that is? They're like, "Oh, you're black and left-handed, we gotta drill into your skull."

• 14:41Peyton Hardin?

  Like, that's crazy. R.I.P., R.I.P.

• 14:44Cameron Kennedy?

  That is absolutely insane.

• 14:45Peyton Hardin?

  That's crazy.

• 14:46Cameron Kennedy?

  And I was not laughing at the circumstances or the, the telling history of your people. It was just a funny, I was, there's something in my head.

• 14:52Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, what's funny?

• 14:53Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it was a joke in my head I was going through.

• 14:54Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, say it.

• 14:55Cameron Kennedy?

  It was, it's an inside joke, you're not, you're not in the circle, it's inside, you wouldn't understand it.

• 14:57Peyton Hardin?

  It's fine.

• 14:58Cameron Kennedy?

  You wouldn't understand it.

• 14:58Peyton Hardin?

  Just say it out loud, cuz somebody might get in, oh, I-

• 15:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, lobotomy.

• 15:02Peyton Hardin?

  No. Something kinda similar to me happened, I was at a CVS, um, this is very local, to the people that are, listen to this and don't understand, I was in, uh, I was in Grapevine, which is far from where I am at, right? So, just out there for something, and I went to a CVS.

• 15:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 15:18Peyton Hardin?

  And so I was in there, I was looking at, uh, toys. Cuz I'm, I'm a 27-year-old man that goes to Grapevine, CVS, look for toys, it's like an hour out from me.

• 15:25Cameron Kennedy?

  I, can I just say, one time for the record, real quick, you can go back to it, I really do sometimes hate you. How do you end up in a CVS for toys? Of, I mean, you wanna talk about-

• 15:36Peyton Hardin?

  I went there for something else, but I stumbled upon the toy.

• 15:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Plan B, okay, gotcha. Ooh, $55.98, charge right to that debit card. Oh, I got you now.

• 15:45Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no, no, no.

• 15:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 15:46Peyton Hardin?

  They sell morning after pills at 7-Eleven. It's literally called 7-Eleven Morning After Pills. Now, if you get that, you might as well- Ah, I was about to say something crazy.

• 15:56Cameron Kennedy?

  You're at CVS in Grapevine for sure.

• 15:57Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. And this guy, he kinda looked like, um, an older version of the guy that hid pickles under his tongue from SpongeBob. Built the same exact way, like, triangular and flat, and just goes walking past me. And, he goes, "Hey, man." And I go, "Hello." And he goes, "You from Grapevine?" And I go, "No, I actually live in X-Town, about an hour away." He goes, "Yeah." He goes, "Do you know the restaurant down here, right, right down here?" And I go, "Nope." And he goes, "They just built it, it's a brewery." They, he goes, "It got shut down, it just opened up two months ago." And I go, "Oh, I wonder why that is." And he goes, "They have a hard time keeping restaurants in there." And he gave me a 26-year history of that building.

• 16:42Cameron Kennedy?

  No, he did not.

• 16:42Peyton Hardin?

  A 26-year history about that building. And I literally was like, "Mm-hmm, mm-hmm."

• 16:49Cameron Kennedy?

  You def- oh, you definitely doing this.

• 16:51Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, oh, oh, yeah.

• 16:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, oh, oh.

• 16:53Peyton Hardin?

  After 12 seconds, I didn't make eye contact. And then, so, as, I think he realized he was running out of breath, and I was running out of patience. And so he left, went to a different aisle, and you know what I heard him say? "Hey, you from Grapevine?"

• 17:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, god.

• 17:07Peyton Hardin?

  To a different person. I heard, "Hey, you from Grapevine," three different times. "Hey, you from Grapevine?"

• 17:17Peyton Hardin?

  I hate people that talk to me in public. Like, like, you know what I'm saying, and I kinda hate you for that too, you do that too.

• 17:23Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 17:24Peyton Hardin?

  I hate people that strike up random conversations with strangers.

• 17:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Why? I, first off, I don't strike up-

• 17:29Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yeah, you do.

• 17:30Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I don't.

• 17:31Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, you do.

• 17:31Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I don't.

• 17:32Peyton Hardin?

  You did it literally yesterday.

• 17:34Cameron Kennedy?

  That's cuz they inquired about us. If the conversation is already, striking up the conversation is starting it.

• 17:39Peyton Hardin?

  You've never struck, struck up a conversation?

• 17:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah, I've, I've done that, yeah.

• 17:43Peyton Hardin?

  But what do you gain from that?

• 17:44Cameron Kennedy?

  It's just human interaction, bro, life is beautiful.

• 17:47Peyton Hardin?

  I don't yearn for human interaction.

• 17:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Open your eyes and life is beautiful.

• 17:50Peyton Hardin?

  Why do you yearn for human interaction?

• 17:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Because I'm a human being, I'm an urban, and love is amazing.

• 17:54Peyton Hardin?

  Do you gain, do you have a thing that comes after that?

• 17:58Cameron Kennedy?

  What does that mean?

• 17:58Peyton Hardin?

  Like, do you-

• 18:00Cameron Kennedy?

  What does that mean, I have a thing that comes after that?

• 18:03Peyton Hardin?

  Do you have a, a fulfillment that comes after, uh, uh-

• 18:06Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, it's not like I'm getting off to it, or I'm like, I'm putting up shots, it's just-

• 18:10Peyton Hardin?

  So, so, literally, you gain nothing from it, but you still choose to do it.

• 18:13Cameron Kennedy?

  We gain nothing from watching Netflix.

• 18:15Peyton Hardin?

  No, I gain a lot, I, entertainment, fun. Like, I, I, there's never, like, can I honestly say this, and this might be just like a, a, a different type of people type of thing? I've never been in public and saw a stranger, be like, "I wanna talk to that person."

• 18:28Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't think I've ever done that. I don't think I've ever seen someone be like, "Mm, I need to talk to them." But if a shoulder bumps, if a, "Hey, are you from the pot?"

• 18:37Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, different, no, I'm saying you striking it up.

• 18:39Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I don't think I've, I, now I genuinely can say, unless it is someone like, of fame, that I like, I like an athlete, an actor, something like that, and that's just to say, "Hey, love you, always have, always will, muh." But a regular, like, a nor- a normal person-

• 18:56Peyton Hardin?

  Just going up to them.

• 18:57Cameron Kennedy?

  And me, a normal person, I've never been like, "I need to talk to that guy."

• 19:00Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, but have you?

• 19:01Cameron Kennedy?

  No, never.

• 19:02Peyton Hardin?

  Really, okay, good, so-

• 19:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Shoulder bumping and then starting to talk?

• 19:04Peyton Hardin?

  Yes. That's still the same thing to me. What do you, what do we have to talk, what, how do you, I don't, I don't know how to s- strike up a conversation in public.

• 19:11Cameron Kennedy?

  That's just, it's just easy.

• 19:13Peyton Hardin?

  Can you, could we try, cuz I don't understand how to do it, like-

• 19:16Cameron Kennedy?

  It's so easy, you're overthinking already.

• 19:19Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, okay. So, s- give me a circumstance, situation, and the type of person, and I'll try to strike up a conversation with them, cuz I don't know how to strike up conversation.

• 19:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, this is an athletic guy like us, but he's 10 years older.

• 19:31Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 19:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, his kids are probably already maybe seven, something like that.

• 19:34Peyton Hardin?

  Wow.

• 19:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay?

• 19:35Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 19:35Cameron Kennedy?

  You're at a bar, and you're waiting in a line-

• 19:37Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 19:38Cameron Kennedy?

  For a drink.

• 19:38Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 19:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Someone's trying to walk past you, you move for them, you accidentally bump that guy, he turns around.

• 19:47Cameron Kennedy?

  If you went. That'd be the worst. That guy'd be like, what the?

• 19:51Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, I'll try it.

• 19:52Cameron Kennedy?

  So, yeah, oh, no, no problem.

• 19:54Peyton Hardin?

  My bad, bro.

• 19:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Bump. No, it's all good, man.

• 19:57Peyton Hardin?

  Bro, Jay Uso, big WWE guy?

• 20:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Yep.

• 20:00Peyton Hardin?

  I love WWE.

• 20:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Do you really?

• 20:02Peyton Hardin?

  I thought I was starting the conversation, sir.

• 20:04Cameron Kennedy?

  I thought you were too. See, you're such a yammer.

• 20:07Peyton Hardin?

  That's what it is.

• 20:07Cameron Kennedy?

  You're still.

• 20:08Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, okay. Well, then you have to bump me. That's what it was.

• 20:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, that one talked to you.

• 20:12Peyton Hardin?

  If I bump somebody and they don't turn around, or they do.

• 20:15Cameron Kennedy?

  I turn around.

• 20:15Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, so bump me, ready?

• 20:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Bam.

• 20:18Peyton Hardin?

  That's your bump?

• 20:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Bam? Bam, was this a comic book?

• 20:23Peyton Hardin?

  That's your bump?

• 20:23Cameron Kennedy?

  What do I say? What do I say on a bump?

• 20:27Peyton Hardin?

  What's up, dog?

• 20:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Did you bump me, bro? What's up, dog? Off of a bump? This is a frat house?

• 20:34Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, okay.

• 20:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Moving bricks?

• 20:35Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 20:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Say, oh, sorry, bro.

• 20:37Peyton Hardin?

  I'm sorry.

• 20:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Sorry, man.

• 20:38Peyton Hardin?

  What if I'm not sorry about it?

• 20:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Sorry.

• 20:39Peyton Hardin?

  It was an accident. It was an accident.

• 20:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Then you're an accident. You're an accident. Do you want to be perceived as an accident?

• 20:44Peyton Hardin?

  That was like the first thing that I got, like derogatory thing that got told to me in elementary school and it stuck with me for a long time. Know that I was an accident. Somebody's like, oh, you were an accident, weren't you? And I go, that's possible?

• 20:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 20:57Peyton Hardin?

  I go, what? And so I went home. I know I went home and I had a full on conversation. I got a little too much information out of that conversation about my conception.

• 21:06Cameron Kennedy?

  The third grade, I got called a lesbian in the third grade.

• 21:09Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, you could pass.

• 21:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Back to the bump. Here we go. Right here.

• 21:12Peyton Hardin?

  Yep.

• 21:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Bumped me.

• 21:14Peyton Hardin?

  Oh.

• 21:18Cameron Kennedy?

  What was that? They're flying here? What was that? And I literally go, what the fuck are you doing?

• 21:22Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, let's go.

• 21:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Bump. You don't have to hit me. Just go oof.

• 21:25Peyton Hardin?

  Oof. Whoa.

• 21:29Peyton Hardin?

  Whoa.

• 21:29Cameron Kennedy?

  That's what you do. You're hitting me. I go, no, just say sorry.

• 21:34Peyton Hardin?

  Say sorry.

• 21:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Like a normal.

• 21:36Peyton Hardin?

  Sorry. Oh, my God. I saw that on TikTok, what you just said. I saw that.

• 21:49Peyton Hardin?

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• 23:26Cameron Kennedy?

  What is happening?

• 23:27Peyton Hardin?

  I saw that on TikTok. What you just said.

• 23:30Cameron Kennedy?

  You saw what on TikTok?

• 23:31Peyton Hardin?

  Somebody brought this up. And I want to ask you, and I've been meaning to ask you. I've been meaning to ask you.

• 23:37Cameron Kennedy?

  You're hopeless.

• 23:38Peyton Hardin?

  Let's go. Okay. You know, whenever you're teaching your kid how to say words, you're like, say, baby, or say hi?

• 23:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 23:48Peyton Hardin?

  How do they know just to say hi, or just to say baby, and they don't say say?

• 23:56Peyton Hardin?

  Is it? I saw that on TikTok. Isn't that a fantastic question, dude? How do they know?

• 24:02Cameron Kennedy?

  I think, now, that's a good question. I'll give you, I'll give your kudos off the

• 24:05Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I didn't think of it, but.

• 24:07Cameron Kennedy?

  The logic behind it, I think it's just, I don't know. I think it's gotta be one of those natural filler words that doesn't mean anything, and they understand. So it's, it's like training.

• 24:18Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 24:18Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like training a dog, right?

• 24:20Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 24:21Cameron Kennedy?

  You could say, sit. Ruby, sit. If she does a twirl or whatever, you're not, she doesn't get any applause until she says, till she sits.

• 24:29Peyton Hardin?

  If my, if I'm training a dog to sit and they do a twirl, that's more accomplishment.

• 24:33Cameron Kennedy?

  But that's not.

• 24:34Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not correcting that.

• 24:36Cameron Kennedy?

  You're the worst trainer ever, then. You're training to sit. That's like if I say, okay, you're gonna do a tween cross. And the guy goes tween and pulls up and shoots.

• 24:42Peyton Hardin?

  No, that's like, it's like, hey, I'm teaching you how to make a layup, right? I'm teaching a kid how to make a layup, and then he just pulls from three and he hits it. I'm not correcting you. You're, that's way more impressive.

• 24:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Terrible coach.

• 24:53Peyton Hardin?

  Really?

• 24:54Cameron Kennedy?

  You're teaching him a layup. So do a layup.

• 24:57Peyton Hardin?

  Like, if I teach my kid English and he just starts speaking Spanish, I'm not gonna correct him.

• 25:01Cameron Kennedy?

  That's wrong.

• 25:02Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's not.

• 25:03Cameron Kennedy?

  That is, that's wrong. That's incredibly wrong.

• 25:05Peyton Hardin?

  That's more impressive than.

• 25:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, we're gonna go do math. And he's like, but biology is the molecular code of the universe.

• 25:10Peyton Hardin?

  And I go, you can do whatever you want. I think that's the right way to parent.

• 25:14Cameron Kennedy?

  That is terrible.

• 25:15Peyton Hardin?

  Are you sure about that?

• 25:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, because then when you say, hey, I want you to sit in that corner for two minutes, and he goes, I want to stand outside for four.

• 25:22Peyton Hardin?

  That's the same.

• 25:23Cameron Kennedy?

  And then you go, that is cooler. All right. You go, Sarah, where's my sandwich?

• 25:30Peyton Hardin?

  I can see you being that dad. Where's my beard?

• 25:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Sarah?

• 25:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God. Caitlin Clark's still playing. Sarah, is our kid still out in the yard? Sarah? That'd be you.

• 25:46Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 25:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Back to the language.

• 25:47Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 25:48Cameron Kennedy?

  It's the same thing. If I tell you, hey, say banana.

• 25:51Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 25:52Cameron Kennedy?

  You go banana, and I go, ah, banana, ah. I've never applauded you on the word say. There's no.

• 25:58Peyton Hardin?

  But why, but I don't think a kid has ever just not said banana. You know what I mean? Like, there's not a kid that will just go say say.

• 26:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Exactly. If you say.

• 26:06Peyton Hardin?

  But why, why do they not, though?

• 26:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Because.

• 26:08Peyton Hardin?

  Off of instinct.

• 26:10Cameron Kennedy?

  I think that's a big part. I think the training method's a big part of it. And the instinct, I don't, I can't speak to the instinct.

• 26:15Peyton Hardin?

  How on the first time?

• 26:17Cameron Kennedy?

  It's a filler word.

• 26:17Peyton Hardin?

  But how on the first time are they not saying say?

• 26:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Because also, you're, you're, oh, my God, this, I mean, if there's any proof in the pudding that you don't have kids to this. You think you're looking at a kid every time going, say banana, say banana. That is not what you do in the slightest.

• 26:31Peyton Hardin?

  That's actually what I've seen you do.

• 26:34Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you're out of your mind. When the kid first starts to speak, you literally like this, like, na, na, na, na.

• 26:40Peyton Hardin?

  You say that?

• 26:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Na. You go like syllable by syllable.

• 26:45Peyton Hardin?

  Sorry, kids behind.

• 26:46Cameron Kennedy?

  But my kid is in, ahead of many, actually. My kid is a genius. My kid is a beautiful little curly headed.

• 26:52Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, you've turned into that bear.

• 26:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, dude, I will be. But that's, you teach him word by word. Say becomes just filler, filibuster, legal jargon, say.

• 27:00Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 27:00Cameron Kennedy?

  No one needs to know the purpose.

• 27:02Peyton Hardin?

  But isn't that crazy, though?

• 27:03Cameron Kennedy?

  That is.

• 27:03Peyton Hardin?

  Because on the first instinct, you would think they would go, if you go, say banana, they go, all right, say banana. Like, that, that's what they should do inherently. But they don't.

• 27:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Actually, I disagree.

• 27:13Peyton Hardin?

  I, why?

• 27:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Because say is, say is the word.

• 27:17Peyton Hardin?

  Every time you say say, I'm trying to say.

• 27:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Say is the word that is giving the action for you to then say something else.

• 27:24Peyton Hardin?

  Correct. But that's a very advanced way of thinking. A kid doesn't know words.

• 27:28Cameron Kennedy?

  But he also doesn't know that say is its own word.

• 27:31Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly. But how is he not saying say, though? But he is saying banana. How is he just, his brain is cutting off the say part?

• 27:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Because, oh, my God, dude, I actually disagree. Because say is not, it's not a, like, say, say, uh.

• 27:46Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know if there is another parallel. There has to be, but.

• 27:50Cameron Kennedy?

  This is incredible.

• 27:51Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly. It's a really good, you're trying to argue with me, but it is.

• 27:55Cameron Kennedy?

  I think it's terrible.

• 27:56Peyton Hardin?

  But it, but you, there's no counterpoint. You can't say anything to what I'm saying.

• 28:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Because say is not, say is telling you, I hate that I have to say again, say is telling you to.

• 28:07Peyton Hardin?

  It's an action word.

• 28:08Cameron Kennedy?

  To let loose the next word.

• 28:10Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 28:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Of what I, of what I say.

• 28:12Peyton Hardin?

  I know what it is. Why are you telling me that? I know that.

• 28:14Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not sure you do.

• 28:15Peyton Hardin?

  I, I know that. I'm saying kids don't know that. We, we're going in a circle. But the kids do not know that. And the fact that they don't know that, and they're still not saying it, is the most impressive thing ever.

• 28:25Cameron Kennedy?

  That is unique.

• 28:25Peyton Hardin?

  It's so impressive.

• 28:27Cameron Kennedy?

  That is, I met a woman named Unique earlier today.

• 28:29Peyton Hardin?

  Really?

• 28:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Her name is Unique. And I said, I love that.

• 28:32Peyton Hardin?

  Did you know you can't just give your kid any name you want?

• 28:35Cameron Kennedy?

  The hell I can't?

• 28:36Peyton Hardin?

  No, you can't. Like, if you were to go, like, judges won't sign off on that. Birth certificates.

• 28:41Cameron Kennedy?

  We're taking birth certificate to judges now?

• 28:43Peyton Hardin?

  Don't you have to take your?

• 28:44Cameron Kennedy?

  What is this, Maury?

• 28:45Peyton Hardin?

  Don't you have to take your birth certificate to the judge for him to approve the name?

• 28:50Peyton Hardin?

  Is that not a thing?

• 28:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Peyton, Stephen Harden, you think, you think parents are leaving the hospital and taking a piece of paper to the district attorney and having him sign off on your name selection?

• 29:10Peyton Hardin?

  Well, you couldn't mail it, I'm sure.

• 29:13Cameron Kennedy?

  But you actually believe that it goes to the courthouse?

• 29:16Peyton Hardin?

  I thought you had to.

• 29:17Cameron Kennedy?

  In person.

• 29:18Peyton Hardin?

  How do they get a social security number?

• 29:21Peyton Hardin?

  Through the judge. I thought you had to get it approved by a judge.

• 29:26Cameron Kennedy?

  I.

• 29:27Peyton Hardin?

  How do you get your name?

• 29:29Cameron Kennedy?

  You write whatever you want.

• 29:30Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, but it has to get approved.

• 29:33Cameron Kennedy?

  No, wait, there's not a higher council.

• 29:35Peyton Hardin?

  You can't name your kid like a slur. You cannot do that.

• 29:38Cameron Kennedy?

  You probably could.

• 29:39Peyton Hardin?

  No, you cannot.

• 29:40Cameron Kennedy?

  But says who? Is there, is there legal binding?

• 29:42Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, the judge.

• 29:44Cameron Kennedy?

  The judge is not in this equation. No one's taking.

• 29:49Peyton Hardin?

  No, you're honestly like, this is mind blowing that you don't have to get your name approved.

• 29:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Could you ima, it's your name.

• 29:56Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, but.

• 29:56Cameron Kennedy?

  What are you gonna? So, so why? You're gonna dog judge? You're gonna dog courthouse to name your dog Brian?

• 30:02Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's different. They're not humans. But why do you not, so why is there not somebody out here? You know, there's hateful, like, really hateful people out there, like, really hateful.

• 30:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Really bad people, evil.

• 30:11Peyton Hardin?

  And exactly, that really hates certain types of people. Why would they not name their kid like the slur against that type of people? That would happen. But you've never met somebody whose name was like a, a bad word, because you cannot do it. It's illegal.

• 30:23Cameron Kennedy?

  I, oh, okay. There might be stipulations to that extent.

• 30:27Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly. But who's the one approving or disapproving? The judge.

• 30:32Cameron Kennedy?

  It's not the, if you say that, if you say parents take a birth certificate to the judge one more time, I'm gonna, I'm gonna blow a casket. I'm gonna blow a gasket. I'm gonna blow a gasket. The judge is not signing for a bit. Peyton, you do all of it in the hospital, and then it just gets mailed to you. That's it.

• 30:49Peyton Hardin?

  Wait, what gets mailed to you? I zoned out.

• 30:52Cameron Kennedy?

  You fill out the forms.

• 30:54Peyton Hardin?

  What form?

• 30:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Do you, okay.

• 31:00Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not even trying to rage bait or troll.

• 31:02Cameron Kennedy?

  This is like a word of mouth game? Think it's telephone? You go, hey, Judge. He's a little light complexion. I was thinking Steve.

• 31:09Peyton Hardin?

  Mm-hmm.

• 31:10Cameron Kennedy?

  But what do you think?

• 31:10Peyton Hardin?

  No, no. That's fine. Regular names.

• 31:13Cameron Kennedy?

  You write it down on a form.

• 31:14Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 31:15Cameron Kennedy?

  And then the hospital does whatever they have to do.

• 31:18Peyton Hardin?

  Mm-hmm.

• 31:18Cameron Kennedy?

  And then they get it done and sent to the government.

• 31:22Peyton Hardin?

  The judge. That's the part of the government. The judicial system. Legislative, executive, and disciplinary.

• 31:31Cameron Kennedy?

  You're kidding? Legislative and what was the second?

• 31:34Peyton Hardin?

  Executive.

• 31:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Executive.

• 31:36Peyton Hardin?

  Executive.

• 31:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Executive.

• 31:37Peyton Hardin?

  Jude.

• 31:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Executive David. Judaism.

• 31:42Peyton Hardin?

  Pentecostal. Judicial, executive, legislative.

• 31:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Legislative.

• 31:48Peyton Hardin?

  And the judge is, and those are three, those three things make the government. Right? And so you said you gotta send it to the government. Well, guess who the [bleep] in the government? The judge.

• 31:57Cameron Kennedy?

  They don't send it to the judge for him to sign off. They send that simply for them to get the social security.

• 32:02Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly. And so you don't think if they, if their name was the N-word, they would be, the, the judge would be like, no, you can't do that. You're not getting a social security number.

• 32:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, [bleep] dude.

• 32:10Peyton Hardin?

  Or whoever's in the office.

• 32:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God. The judge!

• 32:15Cameron Kennedy?

  The judge isn't seeing these. Ah, he's not seeing the papers.

• 32:19Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, I wanna look up.

• 32:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I went lightheaded. Oh, I'm seeing stars. David, help me. Oh.

• 32:25Peyton Hardin?

  I wanna look up the craziest recorded names in history.

• 32:29Cameron Kennedy?

  There we go. That's a good one.

• 32:30Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 32:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Hold on, I'm gonna look up two so we can both hit.

• 32:33Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, here we go. Oh, wow.

• 32:37Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, well. Okay.

• 32:42Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I can't. I can't say. Here we go.

• 32:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my hand's in a lot of pain.

• 32:48Peyton Hardin?

  Captain Bigot. An 18th century French naval officer. Right? Then you get Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster. Camp.

• 32:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Sorry.

• 32:59Peyton Hardin?

  Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster, a real US Army computer technician who went viral in the late 2000s for having the most.

• 33:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Out of here. Your name's Sergeant Lieutenant Fightmaster Fighter? And you work on computers and tech?

• 33:13Peyton Hardin?

  Then we got Dr. John Coleman Flood. A doctor who, fittingly, specialized in urology.

• 33:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, oh, wow. Oh, my God, keep going.

• 33:25Peyton Hardin?

  And then, oh, wow, this is a hell of a name. Batman Ben Superman.

• 33:32Cameron Kennedy?

  And you think a judge is going, oh, that's great.

• 33:34Peyton Hardin?

  A surg, uh, he was a Singaporean man whose ID card went viral in 2008. His name literally translates from Javanese as Batman, son of Superman. Then we have Dr. Duncan Fairnley, a surgeon who actually, uh, that's not even a cool name. Here, now, this guy, it's an Indian man. Born, his first name holds a 2012 record for the longest single name in census documentation, documentation, named after ancient Hindu text. So be respectful here.

• 34:07Peyton Hardin?

  I'm gonna spell this.

• 34:08Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I want you to try.

• 34:08Peyton Hardin?

  I know you can't.

• 34:09Cameron Kennedy?

  No, yeah, you can. I want you to try to say it first.

• 34:10Peyton Hardin?

  I'm, I don't want this to be disrespectful. It's like somebody sneezed and hit a keyboard.

• 34:14Cameron Kennedy?

  And just try, and try, and try.

• 34:16Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not trying to be disrespectful, but that's how it looks.

• 34:18Cameron Kennedy?

  This is a real name. Say it, just give your best.

• 34:20Peyton Hardin?

  Mm.

• 34:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Give your best shot.

• 34:21Peyton Hardin?

  Brahada. CJ, put this on the screen.

• 34:25Peyton Hardin?

  Brahada Arni Yakopanish Adavivekachuda Maniera. And you spell that. B-R-H-A-D-A-R-A-N-Y-A-K-O-P-A-N-I-S-H-A-D-V-I-V-E-K-A-C-H-U-D-A-M-A-N-I-E-R-R-A.

• 34:46Cameron Kennedy?

  No, that's disrespectful. It's Hindu text.

• 34:48Peyton Hardin?

  No, that's, that's, no, that's fine. I'm not, I'm not laughing at the Hindus or their texts, but I'm laughing at, that is, that had to have been 40 letters.

• 34:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 34:55Peyton Hardin?

  Do you want more names? I got some better ones.

• 34:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Keep going.

• 34:57Peyton Hardin?

  Fly fornication.

• 35:00Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm gonna name my kid. I'm gonna name my kid Nut. Nut Kennedy.

• 35:05Peyton Hardin?

  The next one that comes out.

• 35:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, come here, Nut. Um, I'm gonna do it two N's too, so you have to say it like that. Nut.

• 35:10Peyton Hardin?

  1596.

• 35:12Cameron Kennedy?

  That's his [bleep] name? I thought his name was.

• 35:16Peyton Hardin?

  This guy was in 1596, so I'm not sure he was real. But this is his name. If Christ had not died for thee thou hadst been [bleep] bare-boned. An English leather merchant. But his friends just called him Nicholas.

• 35:37Cameron Kennedy?

  What is his name? If Christ had not died for thee thou faken thors of?

• 35:42Peyton Hardin?

  If Christ had not died for thee thou hadst been [bleep] bare-boned.

• 35:47Cameron Kennedy?

  And his friends called him Nicholas.

• 35:48Peyton Hardin?

  Called him Nicholas.

• 35:50Cameron Kennedy?

  And he worked.

• 35:51Peyton Hardin?

  But his brothers.

• 35:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Bags.

• 35:52Peyton Hardin?

  His brother's legal name was Jesus Christ came into the world to save bare-bone.

• 35:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Who is bare-boned?

• 35:58Peyton Hardin?

  That's her last name.

• 35:59Cameron Kennedy?

  That's God, oh, that's her last name.

• 36:00Peyton Hardin?

  I think so.

• 36:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God.

• 36:02Peyton Hardin?

  That's so funny.

• 36:03Cameron Kennedy?

  That website was absolutely fantastic.

• 36:05Peyton Hardin?

  I wanted to, can I tell you the name I like really wanted to name my daughter one day?

• 36:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Go for it.

• 36:10Peyton Hardin?

  Uh, Crystal. Crystal or, I know, but they're, people are like, exactly. Which is fine. Some of the best people I met in my life are strippers.

• 36:22Peyton Hardin?

  So, like, I, I've had the best conversations with the strippers in my life.

• 36:27Cameron Kennedy?

  I've never been to a strip club.

• 36:29Peyton Hardin?

  You need to experience one. We don't need to.

• 36:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I heard the chicken wings are good.

• 36:33Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I've never eaten. That's weird.

• 36:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Ooh, you don't eat it there?

• 36:35Peyton Hardin?

  No, I've seen stuff fly off before. It depends on the ones you go to. I've, I've been, I've been like some really luxury ones and some real like, oh, no one knows this exists.

• 36:43Cameron Kennedy?

  If I saw a pubic misfire hit a chicken wing.

• 36:45Peyton Hardin?

  It's not pubic.

• 36:49Cameron Kennedy?

  What's flying off?

• 36:51Peyton Hardin?

  Can't say that on the internet.

• 36:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 36:55Peyton Hardin?

  It wasn't lice, but let me tell you.

• 36:58Peyton Hardin?

  It was the lice of the bottom region.

• 37:01Cameron Kennedy?

  They had a dancer up there butt naked.

• 37:05Peyton Hardin?

  Not butt.

• 37:06Cameron Kennedy?

  They, oh, oh, well, I've never been. And you can clearly tell. They had a dancer up there.

• 37:11Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 37:12Cameron Kennedy?

  With her yiddies out.

• 37:13Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 37:14Cameron Kennedy?

  And a crab flew out.

• 37:16Peyton Hardin?

  Couldn't tell you, I'm not a doctor or a urologist. But I would say.

• 37:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Also didn't say no.

• 37:20Peyton Hardin?

  I would say something came back positive that night.

• 37:23Cameron Kennedy?

  If something? Oh, dude, you talk about the jitters of the stomach.

• 37:26Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. Talk to me. What were you gonna tell me?

• 37:29Cameron Kennedy?

  I was gonna read a couple of these names.

• 37:30Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. Read me some names.

• 37:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Ah Miracle.

• 37:32Peyton Hardin?

  Ah Miracle.

• 37:34Cameron Kennedy?

  A-H Miracle.

• 37:35Peyton Hardin?

  I feel like I met somebody like that.

• 37:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Really?

• 37:37Peyton Hardin?

  Mm-hmm.

• 37:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Someone's legal name was Baby Girl.

• 37:40Peyton Hardin?

  Let me see you dance, let me see you twirl.

• 37:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Brittany, Brittany Shakira Beyonce. Her mom.

• 37:46Peyton Hardin?

  Your parents suck.

• 37:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Sucks.

• 37:47Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, your parents suck. Why is it just the mom?

• 37:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Couple more.

• 37:50Peyton Hardin?

  That's sexist. The dad could've named that.

• 37:52Cameron Kennedy?

  That's very true. And I take that back. Uh, Love Child Urmegird.

• 38:00Peyton Hardin?

  Love Child Urmegird.

• 38:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Love Child Bieber Lee. That's a terrible name. Bieber Lee? Someone was, okay, and then we're gonna end here.

• 38:09Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 38:10Cameron Kennedy?

  These next two.

• 38:14Peyton Hardin?

  Come on, tell me.

• 38:16Cameron Kennedy?

  A-B-C-D-E.

• 38:19Peyton Hardin?

  That's my [bleep].

• 38:27Cameron Kennedy?

  I think the best part is you said it so good. [bleep]. [bleep]. And the last one.

• 38:33Peyton Hardin?

  Mm-hmm.

• 38:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Little Sweet Meat. Now, I wanna say this, and I'm gonna say this without stuttering and without blinking. Here we go. Lisa Kennedy. If you had the gall and the nerve to name me, my, my legal government name was Little Sweet Meat. This, I blinked. The second I turned 18 years old, I would have removed you from my existence in my life.

• 38:56Peyton Hardin?

  That's where you have to go to get the judge. That makes sense.

• 39:02Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 39:02Peyton Hardin?

  That's where you have to go to the judge. I was getting it confused. It's not your God-given birth name. It's not God-given.

• 39:08Cameron Kennedy?

  It's to change the name.

• 39:09Peyton Hardin?

  It's to change the name.

• 39:13Cameron Kennedy?

  You're still not going?

• 39:15Peyton Hardin?

  You have to go to the judge for that.

• 39:16Cameron Kennedy?

  To.

• 39:17Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, you do. Yeah, please look it up. You have to go to the judge for something with your name.

• 39:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Do you have to go to the judge?

• 39:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Do you have to go to the judge to change your name?

• 39:33Peyton Hardin?

  Let's see what it says. I'm telling you, you have to.

• 39:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, wow, yeah.

• 39:37Peyton Hardin?

  I thank you!

• 39:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, you usually have to go to a judge to change your name unless you change it through marriage or divorce. For a lea, for a standard legal name change, a judge must sign an official court order.

• 39:51Peyton Hardin?

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• 41:19Peyton Hardin?

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• 41:28Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, I have a question for you, and I feel like you might disagree with me.

• 41:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 41:32Peyton Hardin?

  I had this conversation with my girlfriend because you know, we're getting serious and you know, as the time, we're, you know, one day, maybe we want kids. And so I'm talking about child names with my, like we're just going through, you know, that fun, what do you want to name the kid?

• 41:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah.

• 41:48Peyton Hardin?

  Is it weird to name your kid after a celebrity that's still alive?

• 41:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Absolutely.

• 41:53Peyton Hardin?

  Really?

• 41:54Cameron Kennedy?

  I would never name my kid after a celebrity.

• 41:56Peyton Hardin?

  In general?

• 41:57Cameron Kennedy?

  In general.

• 41:57Peyton Hardin?

  You're wrong. I wanted to name my kid Prince. Prince Michael Jackson.

• 42:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, okay. Just Prince decent. I, I retract my statement. If you genuinely like a name, you genuinely like a name, and then you like that person and it just kind of match made in heaven, that's fine.

• 42:17Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 42:18Cameron Kennedy?

  If your sole intention is to name your offspring after another human being.

• 42:22Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 42:23Cameron Kennedy?

  That is wrong.

• 42:24Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's not.

• 42:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God. Reggie Bush was the greatest collegiate running back. I loved his time at the Saints. I'm naming my son Reggie.

• 42:29Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, he was in college hitting Kim K and he got a Rose Bowl. Are you crazy? Or he went to the Rose Bowl? Are you crazy?

• 42:36Cameron Kennedy?

  He is legendary.

• 42:36Peyton Hardin?

  Like in college, he was in college with Kim K. Like, yeah, I'm gonna name my kid Reggie Bush.

• 42:42Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm gonna name my next kid Reggie Bush Kennedy.

• 42:44Peyton Hardin?

  And so I was gonna name my kid Prince MJ Harden. Like, that's... Are you kidding me?

• 42:50Cameron Kennedy?

  That sounds like-

• 42:50Peyton Hardin?

  Two music legends, one with a little controversial middle ground, but I don't believe in it. I don't believe that he did that. So, you know?

• 42:57Cameron Kennedy?

  That's fine if you don't, but let's say your kid just ends up being like, I don't know, a pool guard.

• 43:01Peyton Hardin?

  Well, it's fine. He's gonna be the sickest named pool guard you've ever met.

• 43:03Cameron Kennedy?

  He's gonna be like, get out!

• 43:11Cameron Kennedy?

  He's gonna be sitting there like this. He's like, oh, no running!

• 43:18Peyton Hardin?

  He doesn't turn into Michael, bro. So you think it's weird? In 20, in 2026, if somebody's kid's named LeBron James.

• 43:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Cue, yes, that's weird.

• 43:28Peyton Hardin?

  That's the greatest basketball player to ever exist. Why is that weird?

• 43:31Cameron Kennedy?

  And there's two things. One, you're never gonna be him. And two, what happens when your kid doesn't even like the sport?

• 43:37Peyton Hardin?

  It has nothing to do with this. It has nothing to do with them.

• 43:40Cameron Kennedy?

  What happens when he's filing taxes for QuickBooks?

• 43:43Peyton Hardin?

  It has nothing to do with him.

• 43:44Cameron Kennedy?

  And he goes, hey, nice to meet you, Janet. I'm LeBron James Johnson. I'm here to do your taxes.

• 43:50Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, you're named after a legend?

• 43:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, and I'm, and I'm not.

• 43:53Peyton Hardin?

  So, so you're saying I'm weird because I'm named after Walter Payton? R I P.

• 43:57Cameron Kennedy?

  But your mom didn't name you Walter Payton Harden.

• 44:00Peyton Hardin?

  But that would be sick.

• 44:01Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it wouldn't. If your mom named you Walter Payton, like, what, what was my caveat at the beginning?

• 44:06Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 44:06Cameron Kennedy?

  If there's inspiration, she likes the name, and it's because someone, perfect. And she named you the back end of it. That's fine. That's like incognito. That's like, oh, let's do Walter Payton, but incognito.

• 44:16Peyton Hardin?

  That's what I'm saying. Okay, but can I defend myself more? I think-

• 44:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Harden.

• 44:20Peyton Hardin?

  You gotta mute that name.

• 44:21Cameron Kennedy?

  If you-

• 44:22Peyton Hardin?

  You gotta mute that name, CJ.

• 44:23Cameron Kennedy?

  If they named you that, think about that.

• 44:25Peyton Hardin?

  I'd go to the judge.

• 44:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, you would. But let me say, that's, no, bro, that's weird.

• 44:30Peyton Hardin?

  I think it's, I think it's, I'm gonna get that big pimple again from wearing this hat. This is where I got that big pimple that lasted six months and I wear it, star. You see one? It's, yeah, yeah, I know. It's from this hat, so dirty.

• 44:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Really?

• 44:40Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 44:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Wash the hat. Or give it to me. Can I fit that?

• 44:43Peyton Hardin?

  Try it.

• 44:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Let me try it.

• 44:44Peyton Hardin?

  Wait, can I say something first?

• 44:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, go.

• 44:46Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, okay.

• 44:48Peyton Hardin?

  I think it's weirder to name a kid after yourself rather than naming your kid after a big celebrity. Like, if you were to name your next kid LeBron James, that would make more sense to me than you naming your kid Cam Kennedy the second.

• 45:01Cameron Kennedy?

  You deserve to be slapped. That, that, no-

• 45:04Peyton Hardin?

  You're less important than LeBron. I hate to break it to you.

• 45:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, but I'm so much more important to LeBron, to my kid than LeBron is to my kid. I'm his father. He's half of me.

• 45:13Peyton Hardin?

  So?

• 45:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Half of me created his life. LeBron entertained it. My kid's not even gonna know LeBron if it wasn't for me.

• 45:22Peyton Hardin?

  So, but you're less important. It's cooler, it is much of more of an honor for your kid to be named LeBron than Cameron Kennedy.

• 45:28Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it is not.

• 45:28Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, you're insane. Oh, you have a lot of confidence.

• 45:31Cameron Kennedy?

  First off, no, first, how do you think life worked back then?

• 45:34Peyton Hardin?

  What do you mean?

• 45:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Back then, back in the day. I know you don't believe in all that, but history. If you were a king or a conqueror, you gave your son the same name. That's how you have Constantine the eighth.

• 45:42Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know about that.

• 45:43Cameron Kennedy?

  And, and Saint Regis the fourteenth and all these people.

• 45:47Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, that's why their ears are on their forehead, though. So, they're also doing other stuff.

• 45:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, you know what? We're gonna agree to disagree. I love where we're on right now, though. What are some normal things?

• 45:59Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 46:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Normal things that people do that you instantly like hate, like that you can't stand, drives you crazy, or you immediately look at them different?

• 46:07Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I have some immediately.

• 46:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Immediately, I have some too.

• 46:10Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, do you want to go first or me go first?

• 46:11Cameron Kennedy?

  I'll go first.

• 46:12Peyton Hardin?

  You go first? It's weird that you brought up a question and then you answer first. No, it's weird. No, fuck me. Sorry, sorry. It's, no, it's actually the strangest thing you could ever do. Bro, how was your day? But before you answer, I'm gonna tell you about mine. Like, that's such a strange thing to do.

• 46:26Cameron Kennedy?

  I redact and I'm sorry. I, I apologize.

• 46:28Peyton Hardin?

  You would have been redacted, too.

• 46:29Cameron Kennedy?

  I apologize.

• 46:31Peyton Hardin?

  I could see you being redacted. We get those unredacted files.

• 46:34Cameron Kennedy?

  You know, I tried to find them. I, I went searching one night.

• 46:36Peyton Hardin?

  That's so, I mean, it's good to be informed on things.

• 46:38Cameron Kennedy?

  It's good to be informed, but I-

• 46:39Peyton Hardin?

  But like also like-

• 46:40Cameron Kennedy?

  But that was my first time ever, like a huge, like nationwide, global, honestly, case that was like-

• 46:46Peyton Hardin?

  I don't think we should talk about this.

• 46:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Probably not. But I didn't realize you could just go to the website and there was a lot of stuff. But it, I mean, two minutes in, I was like, oh, I'm, I'm not, I'm not Dexter or a lawyer. I don't know what I'm looking at.

• 46:56Peyton Hardin?

  And at the end of it, what's gonna happen?

• 46:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, nothing. And I was like, I'm gonna go to bed.

• 46:59Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, um, but, but do what you want.

• 47:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Normal things that people do that immediately make you look at them different.

• 47:05Peyton Hardin?

  Immediately, people that eat anything in the movie theater other than popcorn are weird.

• 47:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, timeout. Now, this is not how this was supposed to go. That's literally me. So you're saying if I, if you eat any, don't you look at my hips and do that? So you're saying if anybody eats anything besides popcorn?

• 47:22Peyton Hardin?

  I think even-

• 47:23Cameron Kennedy?

  So when I go, I get a hot dog and a drink and popcorn. I'm weird?

• 47:26Peyton Hardin?

  Weird.

• 47:28Peyton Hardin?

  There's no movie theater etiquette anymore and like, I know y'all be doing whatever. Like, I'm not even talking about the people that bring in to-go boxes and obviously those people are the scum of the earth. Like, you're going to hell, like. Like, go tell me, like, go say what's up to Baphomet. Like, I don't, I don't-

• 47:41Cameron Kennedy?

  You're eating tilapia, but I'm trying to watch Tom Holland.

• 47:44Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, it's crazy.

• 47:44Cameron Kennedy?

  I should slap you. Like, oh, dude.

• 47:47Peyton Hardin?

  You should get evicted from the theater.

• 47:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God. You should, you should, no, you should get arrested.

• 47:49Peyton Hardin?

  But like, people that take candy into the movie theater.

• 47:52Cameron Kennedy?

  I do that every time.

• 47:52Peyton Hardin?

  That's so weird to me.

• 47:53Cameron Kennedy?

  That's not weird.

• 47:55Peyton Hardin?

  The movie theater is, i- i- it is synonymous with popcorn and a large beverage. That's all you get. Don't even drink alcohol in there.

• 48:01Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no. People that get sloshed to go watch a movie, I've never understood that either.

• 48:04Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I started to because I have a problem, but-

• 48:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Why do they have candy? Why do they have hot dog? Why do they have nachos at the movie theater?

• 48:10Peyton Hardin?

  Because it's gluttony. It's easy to fund sin.

• 48:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Touche. But that's-

• 48:15Peyton Hardin?

  Because people, they know people will buy it.

• 48:16Cameron Kennedy?

  concession food.

• 48:17Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 48:17Cameron Kennedy?

  It's the same food they have at a football game. It's entertainment.

• 48:19Peyton Hardin?

  It's different.

• 48:20Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's not.

• 48:20Peyton Hardin?

  Football game, you're supposed to eat beer, drink hot dogs. Oh.

• 48:26Cameron Kennedy?

  I, there's nothing wrong. I get a large popcorn.

• 48:29Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 48:29Cameron Kennedy?

  And probably a hot dog.

• 48:30Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, you do.

• 48:31Cameron Kennedy?

  And then a peanut, like a peanut butter M and M, and then like a big bottle of water. And that's what I get.

• 48:36Peyton Hardin?

  You drink water at a movie theater?

• 48:37Cameron Kennedy?

  I only drink water. It's a palate cleanser and I don't like the cokes. I don't, I don't, no.

• 48:41Peyton Hardin?

  You're one of those people that will eat like, be like, oh, regular cokes, disgusting. I cannot do that. I know I just had a Big Mac, a double quarter pounder, large fries and, and cheese curds. Do not give me a soda.

• 48:54Cameron Kennedy?

  That is absolutely me.

• 48:56Peyton Hardin?

  Drinking water at a movie theater is criminal.

• 48:58Cameron Kennedy?

  I drink water most place. The only time I get Diet Cokes when I'm around y'all.

• 49:02Peyton Hardin?

  To be cool or like, what?

• 49:03Cameron Kennedy?

  I guess to fit in, yeah. Feel, feel wanted. Feel like a part of your-

• 49:05Peyton Hardin?

  You're getting small.

• 49:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Like this. Okay.

• 49:08Peyton Hardin?

  It's your sta, it's your mic stand.

• 49:09Cameron Kennedy?

  For me, immediately, if you sleep with your doors open, I don't trust you worth a shit. If you sleep with your doors open, I don't want to hang out with you. I don't want to be your friend.

• 49:21Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 49:21Cameron Kennedy?

  I do not trust you. You will not touch my children and you're not welcome in my home. If you sleep with your doors open.

• 49:26Peyton Hardin?

  I think people that sleep with their doors open, like they either know Taekwondo or they have a lot of machinery that could hurt you.

• 49:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Not, not even, I don't even think it's a macho macho thing.

• 49:35Peyton Hardin?

  But they don't, they fear nothing.

• 49:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no, I, I think it's, I think it's, I think it's like a detachment. I think it, they think they're cool. They think they're cool. It's like listening to the ultra, ultra underground guy just to say you do it.

• 49:44Peyton Hardin?

  I, I used to-

• 49:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, dude, I sleep with my doors open.

• 49:47Peyton Hardin?

  I used to sleep with-

• 49:48Cameron Kennedy?

  It gives me that vibe.

• 49:48Peyton Hardin?

  I used to sleep with my doors open, like when I was growing up, but that's just because I didn't want to be, feel caged. My spirit needed to be, have an outlet. Felt like my dreams would bounce off the walls and turn into nightmares. You'd have to escape. I used to have a dream catcher hanging from my ceiling fan.

• 50:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Really?

• 50:05Peyton Hardin?

  I think that's sacrilegious.

• 50:07Cameron Kennedy?

  I think that's a little homoerotic.

• 50:09Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, dude. Oh, it was.

• 50:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 50:11Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, it was.

• 50:12Cameron Kennedy?

  It was pretty too. It was a good dream catcher.

• 50:14Peyton Hardin?

  If you sleep with your doors open, that's my-

• 50:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Can I say I love bisexual people? Like, I found that out about myself. Like, they're the coolest people. And I don't know if that's offensive to say.

• 50:23Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 50:24Cameron Kennedy?

  I've had a lot of cool bi, like, I don't think I've met a bisexual person I didn't like.

• 50:28Peyton Hardin?

  Honestly?

• 50:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, they're all pretty sick.

• 50:31Peyton Hardin?

  They are. It's, yeah.

• 50:32Cameron Kennedy?

  I think it's the open mindedness.

• 50:33Peyton Hardin?

  It's, I mean, just very, it's like a big plate of ginger. Like, it just, it just clears your palate.

• 50:38Cameron Kennedy?

  We went to a WNBA game and I felt at home.

• 50:41Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, hell, yeah. Oh, yeah. I mean, those are, those could be my cousins. Now, definitely some, some twisted branches in the tree because we just don't share the same ethnicity in the slightest, but they were fantastic people. Fantastic human beings. And they gave me a challenge. They gave you a challenge too. You were a little zoned out at that point. You went, you went to Old Trusty.

• 51:03Cameron Kennedy?

  I hated that.

• 51:03Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

• 51:04Cameron Kennedy?

  I hated that. I told your wife about that. I hate when you talk through me. I hate it, dude. I, dude, because Cam always wants to talk to strangers, bro, and it's never the stranger sitting next to him. It's always the stranger sitting next to me.

• 51:18Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yeah.

• 51:18Cameron Kennedy?

  And so it's like this. I got two beaks in front of me like this, talking.

• 51:21Peyton Hardin?

  And he, you look like this, you go, yeah, I'm out. I'm like, you wanna switch seats?

• 51:26Cameron Kennedy?

  What else do you hate?

• 51:27Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's your turn. It's your turn. I said, what do you hate? And you said, I love bisexual people. So there you go.

• 51:34Cameron Kennedy?

  What's another thing?

• 51:34Peyton Hardin?

  A normal thing? When people only listen to music in their cars. People that can't consume radio, like talking radio or podcasts.

• 51:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, okay, okay. If you didn't say podcasts, or for me, like,

• 51:49Cameron Kennedy?

  clips and social media.

• 51:50Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, don't do that.

• 51:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I hear you.

• 51:52Peyton Hardin?

  I hate that.

• 51:53Cameron Kennedy?

  You're talking about only music. I, I'm on-

• 51:55Peyton Hardin?

  People that only listen to music in cars are weird.

• 51:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah. It's like, what are you doing on a four hour road trip?

• 51:59Peyton Hardin?

  Like, how many albums can you go through?

• 52:01Cameron Kennedy?

  That, gee, I, oh.

• 52:02Peyton Hardin?

  People that listen to music in the morning.

• 52:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, hold on.

• 52:06Peyton Hardin?

  If you listen to music in the morning, you're weird. If it's, if it, certain genres. If you listen to rap in the morning, you're going to hell.

• 52:13Cameron Kennedy?

  I've had fair shares, seven, I'm at 7:15 in the morning. I'm, I'm driving up here to drill music.

• 52:17Peyton Hardin?

  You can only listen to R and B, jazz, like gospel.

• 52:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Gospel. That's, that's, that's reserved for anything before noon.

• 52:23Peyton Hardin?

  Oh.

• 52:24Cameron Kennedy?

  That's all before noon. Anything afternoon, you can do hip hop, rock, pop, lock, drop.

• 52:31Peyton Hardin?

  Two to zero.

• 52:32Cameron Kennedy?

  You can do whatever you want. I'm not gonna lie, I listen, I listen to like murder music at like 8 a.m.

• 52:36Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, that's crazy.

• 52:37Cameron Kennedy?

  And sometimes it gets me going.

• 52:38Peyton Hardin?

  People that listen to like NBA Youngblood on a PS5, like that's the vibe you're getting. You stand up in front of your TV. Like, that's the vibe you're getting. Yeah, that's, that's weird, bro. Like, you have two, you, you, your brain is too unoccupied if you're listening to rap that early in the morning.

• 52:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, dude, the silence, the echoes of silence scares me sometimes.

• 52:57Peyton Hardin?

  Big take.

• 52:57Cameron Kennedy?

  I mean, it's fantastic.

• 52:58Peyton Hardin?

  But you have to, like, that's not good for your central nervous system. It cannot be.

• 53:02Cameron Kennedy?

  It can't be. And I have something else that's not good for your central nervous system. My second one. People that need to go to the bathroom, very, very bad, specifically number two, but they refuse to do it in public.

• 53:13Peyton Hardin?

  That's a direct shot.

• 53:14Cameron Kennedy?

  It is. And that, the shoe fits where?

• 53:16Peyton Hardin?

  I look awful.

• 53:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Welcome, welcome, Cinderella.

• 53:18Peyton Hardin?

  I just saw myself, sorry.

• 53:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Welcome, Cinderella. You are a man that I have physically, like, I have, think about this. We've had to detour our day for you to go to your house to poop when we have been in places that have toilets and locked doors.

• 53:35Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, we'll have like an event that's an hour away and we'll go back home because I have to take poop.

• 53:38Cameron Kennedy?

  That is, that is the most, that is like secondhand, like the, the greatest selfish feat that someone can accomplish.

• 53:45Peyton Hardin?

  You don't have to go with me, but you rode with me, so you-

• 53:47Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't, yeah, I'm literally in your car.

• 53:48Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, but I, I, yeah. It's not, I think I'm the most, I think it's a cleanly thing, and I think people that poop publicly lack cleanliness or respect for themselves.

• 53:57Cameron Kennedy?

  That's not-

• 53:58Peyton Hardin?

  And I have shy bowel syndrome. I cannot do it. I, I do not like people hearing me toot or smelling my insides. I cannot. I cannot do it.

• 54:05Cameron Kennedy?

  My god, that go, that can be my third. If you're so, if you are such a shy bowel syndrome person to where you're audibly playing videos or music on the toilet when you're in a public restroom, I, I also hate you.

• 54:16Peyton Hardin?

  I do that with my girlfriend. Like, she'll be getting ready, like, because I'm a nighttime, she says, oh, is it my nighttime doodah? And I go, yeah, and I, I like trot into the bathroom. She knows when I'm about to poo poo. And I'll turn my, and she knows, I'll turn my TikToks up as loud as I can, and I'll put them like on the door and like go like this, just so she doesn't hear me fart and hear, hear it drop. I hate people hearing my insides. That's so vulnerable for me. Like, people hearing my, my, literally my insides coming out of me and hearing my, my dirt star make, make noises. Are you crazy? That's personal.

• 54:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Two nights ago, I got up out of my bed and I said, Liv, I gotta, pulled my pants down, bent over, spread my, farted with it pointed toward her, then went to the bathroom.

• 54:56Peyton Hardin?

  But you won't let her see your flaccid Johnson?

• 54:58Cameron Kennedy?

  No, that's more of a, she sees it. I mean, I, I just don't sit there and lay on the bed.

• 55:02Peyton Hardin?

  Display.

• 55:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I don't want to put it on a shelf. I mean, a small shelf.

• 55:05Peyton Hardin?

  Another thing that like

• 55:08Peyton Hardin?

  made me realize I'm not as close to my girlfriend as I thought I was, I was, so we shower, like, I shower, right?

• 55:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Performative.

• 55:14Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, we don't shower together.

• 55:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, a couple showers, performative.

• 55:17Peyton Hardin?

  No, I don't do that. I hate that. Get out of here. We've never done that, we never will. I'm in the shower, right, and so my shower is like a big glass cage.

• 55:23Cameron Kennedy?

  It's huge.

• 55:24Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it's massive. Just kidding. Um, I rent it. It's not really mine. So, I'm in the shower, right, and I can see her side of the bathroom and she's like getting ready. She's so cute, she has her thing on and doing her- It's like 15 steps. I go to bed, you, you know what I mean? I hate that.

• 55:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, we'll get to that, we'll get to that.

• 55:42Peyton Hardin?

  And so, I'm showering, right? I'm doing my thing, and I like to write her notes on the glass. I'll be like, babe-

• 55:47Cameron Kennedy?

  What was that?

• 55:49Peyton Hardin?

  You said, I'm doing my thing.

• 55:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, yeah. And so I'll, I'll write a note on the glass. I'll be like, babe, a new note just entered the villa, and she'll turn around and she'll, and it's cute, she has to read it and stuff, and I'll wipe it off, and I'll go turn around for the next one.

• 56:00Peyton Hardin?

  And so we'll play that game. I never really get a good wash. I'm just writing notes, um, the whole time. And so anyway, I got out of the shower, right, and I'm drying off, and I turn away from her because I, I, I realize I don't like to dry myself in front of my girlfriend. I hate it.

• 56:14Cameron Kennedy?

  I never dry myself in front of Liv.

• 56:17Peyton Hardin?

  I hate it. It's so weird.

• 56:19Cameron Kennedy?

  I, I'll go like this, bro. I'll, I'm drying.

• 56:21Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 56:22Cameron Kennedy?

  And then like when she turns around, that's when I'm like,

• 56:24Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

• 56:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro.

• 56:26Peyton Hardin?

  It's so weird. But, so, but I was talking to her, I was having an in-depth conversation. We're nuzz to nuzz, right? So we get in each other's face and all I could see is like her eyes, but I backed up a little bit because I was like stumbling trying to dry my legs, right? And so then I went up under my, my man, right? And I had, it was all three, right? It was, it was a trifecta, two balls and a penis.

• 56:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, it was.

• 56:44Peyton Hardin?

  It was all of them. So I scooped under it with the towel and they were, so it was all hidden. It was all, it was all pointed at, at our god, right? It was all looking up.

• 56:52Cameron Kennedy?

  God.

• 56:53Peyton Hardin?

  Right? And she, she like just, gives it to Lot, so she immediately just looked down and saw, and she goes, whoa. She goes, I've never seen it like that, because it was pointed up and I got so embarrassed. Like, and it hit my chest, so she was like, wow, and she was like, it almost hit me.

• 57:11Peyton Hardin?

  I wanna be the very best. No one if it was. Can I see your stroke? No, no, Cam, stop. No, not here.

• 57:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Not here.

• 57:21Peyton Hardin?

  Not here.

• 57:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Not here.

• 57:23Peyton Hardin?

  So, no, after we, after we hit the record button.

• 57:26Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 57:28Peyton Hardin?

  If I looked up there and that wasn't recording, I, you'd, you'd have to kill me. You'd absolutely have to hit me. I'm not gonna lie, that wouldn't be an episode. And I love y'all, that, that, I, I could live with that. I could live with that being our first failed Monday. I could live with that.

• 57:39Cameron Kennedy?

  No, we can't.

• 57:40Peyton Hardin?

  Uh, I can't, no.

• 57:41Cameron Kennedy?

  But, um, there's something else I wanted to talk to you about.

• 57:43Peyton Hardin?

  Talk to me, daddy.

• 57:44Cameron Kennedy?

  I never got to try on the hat. Let me try on the hat.

• 57:46Peyton Hardin?

  Ow!

• 57:53Peyton Hardin?

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• 58:22Peyton Hardin?

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• 58:59Peyton Hardin?

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• 59:43Peyton Hardin?

  Now on to the rest of the episode.

• 59:50Peyton Hardin?

  That has been so much, bro. It's bad, look, I-

• 59:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Pee, it smells like a garage sale.

• 59:56Peyton Hardin?

  Yesterday was the first day I've worn it in years, and I already have two pimples. It's, it's a-

• 59:58Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know if I wanna try it.

• 1:00:00Peyton Hardin?

  No, you're gonna get broken out, and you're, and you just got a haircut, dude. You're gonna get, you're gonna get bumps. They're crabs.

• 1:00:10Peyton Hardin?

  I look like a good boy.

• 1:00:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, you look like a, you look like a 1950's milkman.

• 1:00:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Isn't that crazy?

• 1:00:18Peyton Hardin?

  This hat has zero integrity, by the way.

• 1:00:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:20Peyton Hardin?

  Like, this is supposed to be so much stronger than it is. Look.

• 1:00:22Cameron Kennedy?

  It's been through a lot.

• 1:00:23Peyton Hardin?

  Flopping in the wind. What are we gonna title this episode? Oh, well, no, there was something, there was something, hold on.

• 1:00:30Cameron Kennedy?

  It doesn't matter, right now. Joe, I have a, what? Listening to the world's craziest names.

• 1:00:36Peyton Hardin?

  I was gonna say, naming our kid.

• 1:00:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, that's hot.

• 1:00:40Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, we're having an internal meeting. Can we be honest, break the fourth wall? If people are staying this late, this was filmed a month ago.

• 1:00:46Cameron Kennedy?

  It was.

• 1:00:46Peyton Hardin?

  Because we, uh, we're taking a week off after Australia, so.

• 1:00:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Let's, let's, let's talk about that, super quick, super quick, which it's already happened, but.

• 1:00:55Peyton Hardin?

  Why?

• 1:00:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Because this is, this is on the record now, and then we can't lie about it.

• 1:00:57Peyton Hardin?

  We can't lie.

• 1:00:58Cameron Kennedy?

  So you have 30 seconds. How do you think Australia's gonna go? Not the performance, not the shows, not meeting our fans, our beautiful people, that's gonna be amazing.

• 1:01:04Peyton Hardin?

  I think I might.

• 1:01:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Physically, just like, being a tourist in Australia.

• 1:01:06Peyton Hardin?

  I'm excited. I'm really excited, man. I think, I think, um...

• 1:01:12Peyton Hardin?

  I wanna be separated from half the group.

• 1:01:18Peyton Hardin?

  I want me and you to have some time.

• 1:01:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, he loves me.

• 1:01:22Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, you're a good guy.

• 1:01:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Thanks, man.

• 1:01:23Peyton Hardin?

  You're a good guy.

• 1:01:24Cameron Kennedy?

  I think, now, can I be honest?

• 1:01:26Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:26Cameron Kennedy?

  I feel like you just found that out. I feel like you just found out I was a good guy.

• 1:01:30Peyton Hardin?

  Why?

• 1:01:31Cameron Kennedy?

  To be honest.

• 1:01:32Peyton Hardin?

  Why?

• 1:01:32Cameron Kennedy?

  I feel like you've overlooked my goodness for a long time.

• 1:01:35Peyton Hardin?

  You think so? No, I lost it for a little bit, for sure.

• 1:01:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Lost a little bit for sure. Yeah, you did! Oh my god, we're breaking marriage! Oh my god, we're breaking it down!

• 1:01:44Peyton Hardin?

  What does that mean?

• 1:01:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, no, I love that!

• 1:01:46Peyton Hardin?

  Can I call somebody?

• 1:01:47Cameron Kennedy?

  I love, yeah!

• 1:01:48Peyton Hardin?

  Let's see who I can, who I can call.

• 1:01:52Peyton Hardin?

  I used to do this when I was drunk, dude. You know, one time-

• 1:01:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, I, also, by the way, I thought, this is a super break the fourth wall, let us know, if we see enough comments, then I will make sure it happens. I think we do a third installment of the D-R-U-N-K Q&A.

• 1:02:07Peyton Hardin?

  Drunk Q&A?

• 1:02:08Cameron Kennedy?

  On the Koala Royalty, coming up soon. And if you don't know what that is, basically, we put out a post on the Koala Royalty, the top tier, about maybe a week prior to the Drunk Q&A. And you absolutely flood the comment section with all sorts of questions. Funny, serious, whatever you wanna know. And then me and him get together, and we drink a lot of little drinks, and then we go through, and we try to answer every single question.

• 1:02:33Peyton Hardin?

  Can I be, I, I have a story-

• 1:02:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Let me know if you want that.

• 1:02:35Peyton Hardin?

  So I was about to call somebody, and Funny Marko's contact popped up in my phone, right?

• 1:02:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Wow.

• 1:02:43Peyton Hardin?

  That was probably the most embarrassing thing ever, and I've never told the story.

• 1:02:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god. What hap- wait, the night we met him?

• 1:02:48Peyton Hardin?

  The night we met him. Right, but he didn't really know us. Like, he doesn't know us.

• 1:02:53Cameron Kennedy?

  I think I remember, I think I slightly remember.

• 1:02:55Peyton Hardin?

  So basically, we went to, Funny Marko was on tour with Bobby Althoff, and this is the most embarrassing story ever. We went to the show because we had the same agents as Bobby Althoff. We went to the show, right, and after the show, we somehow ended up on stage. I don't know why we went up there.

• 1:03:11Cameron Kennedy?

  I think it's because our agent said, "Hey guys, make sure to go meet Bobby."

• 1:03:16Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:03:17Cameron Kennedy?

  And then just-

• 1:03:17Peyton Hardin?

  So we ended up on, we ended up on stage with Bobby Althoff and Funny Marko after the show, right? And they didn't know us, so it was kinda awkward, like, why are we all together, right? And so I started talking to Funny Marko about Sketch, the Twitch streamer, because this is when Sketch was first blowing up. Like, he was known, but like, this was whenever his clips were just going viral. And I was like, "Bro, you gotta get with Sketch." They were about to go to Houston, and I know Sketch is from Houston, so I was like, "Bro, you gotta get with Sketch, man." Like, if you bring him out on stage, huge crowd pop, like, he's gonna go crazy. And he was like, "Okay, bet." He was like, "Tell me about Sketch," and I was telling him about Sketch. Then-

• 1:03:54Cameron Kennedy?

  I do remember this.

• 1:03:54Peyton Hardin?

  The next day,

• 1:03:57Peyton Hardin?

  I'm out, and it's the day of Funny Marko's show in Houston, I'm in Dallas, I get a FaceTime from a number that I've never seen before, and so I just hang it up. And then a text that reads, "Funny Marko." And so I'm like, "Okay." So I ans- I call, I FaceTime back, and it's Funny Marko answers, and he goes, "Hey man, what's up? I got your boy with me," and he turns to Sketch, and Sketch is on the phone. Now, I think, what I assumed off of this, because the reaction when Funny Marko turned the phone towards Sketch, Sketch was thinking that it was gonna be a person he knows on the other end.

• 1:04:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah!

• 1:04:39Peyton Hardin?

  So Sketch went from this, yeah-

• 1:04:44Peyton Hardin?

  Who's that? He's, he said, "Who's that?" To me. He said, "Who's that?" About me to Funny Marko.

• 1:04:51Cameron Kennedy?

  That is criminal.

• 1:04:53Peyton Hardin?

  And Funny Marko went-

• 1:04:57Peyton Hardin?

  Hung up.

• 1:04:59Peyton Hardin?

  Hung up the phone, I texted Funny Marko after, he hasn't responded to me in like, two years.

• 1:05:05Peyton Hardin?

  He, Funny Marko thought that Sketch was my friend,

• 1:05:10Peyton Hardin?

  and I was plugging it.

• 1:05:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, yeah, you were plugging it.

• 1:05:12Peyton Hardin?

  But it was two complete strangers, huh?

• 1:05:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Two separate entities.

• 1:05:15Peyton Hardin?

  You know how embarrassing that is?

• 1:05:17Cameron Kennedy?

  That's bad, bro.

• 1:05:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Said, "Oh."

• 1:05:19Peyton Hardin?

  "Who's that?" And Funny Marko said,

• 1:05:23Cameron Kennedy?

  "Oh my, dude," and now I, like, honest to god, y'all always say, like, "Why is Peyton, he's so, he's so cute, he's so nice, why does he just talk to people?" This is why.

• 1:05:32Peyton Hardin?

  Every time I try, bro, it's really awkward, huh?

• 1:05:34Cameron Kennedy?

  He has insanely bad, it, it's, it's gravitational at this point. It genuinely is.

• 1:05:39Peyton Hardin?

  And then we've gone to like, DreamCon and stuff, and we've stayed in the same hotel as Sketch, and we've been like, at the bar with him, and I'll literally, like, I'll-

• 1:05:46Cameron Kennedy?

  He said, "Nice to meet you," three years in a row.

• 1:05:47Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, every, every time I see him, it's, "Nice to meet you." I'm like, "Bro, what the?" Sketch?

• 1:05:51Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like, we talked 25 minutes straight last year.

• 1:05:54Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:54Cameron Kennedy?

  About the, like, that was right when, uh, that was like, the first year, when the TVUs were like, about to come out and stuff.

• 1:06:00Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, we ta- no, we've had like-

• 1:06:02Cameron Kennedy?

  And we're like, good to we're talking, and then the next year, he was like, and I asked, I don't know if it was a "Nice to meet you," but it was definitely, you could tell.

• 1:06:08Peyton Hardin?

  No, he'll go, "Hey, Kylie." Like, he'll say, it's like, really, and be like, "Hey, it's Kylie." And I'll be like, "I know you."

• 1:06:12Cameron Kennedy?

  "I know, we talked for half an hour."

• 1:06:13Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. Oh, and then I had his, oh my god, can I show you even, oh, I'm really about to dox how embarrassing I am.

• 1:06:22Peyton Hardin?

  I have Sketch's number.

• 1:06:25Cameron Kennedy?

  I think he gave me his number.

• 1:06:27Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.

• 1:06:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, on one side, me and Sketch's text.

• 1:06:40Cameron Kennedy?

  I used to FaceTime.

• 1:06:43Cameron Kennedy?

  I used to just FaceTime, I thought we were cool, bro, we talked for like, 40 minutes. I would FaceTime him, and he would just bang it immediately, is this phone my number?

• 1:06:51Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, oh, Payda, oh, dude, what do you, you wanna cook you something? So, Brian, this is gonna get clipped, so Sketch, "Hey, bro, we know each other, man, I'm Peyton."

• 1:06:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Whoa, man, I'm Cam, man.

• 1:07:00Peyton Hardin?

  And Funny Marko, "Bro, I hope my number's not blocked, dog. We should do something together."

• 1:07:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Alright, man.

• 1:07:07Peyton Hardin?

  Get us out of here, bro.

• 1:07:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Alright, everybody, we absolutely love y'all, appreciate you coming back, it was 2:30 at 6. We love ya. Get your good karma, confuse the casuals with this week's secret code.

• 1:07:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Ooh.

• 1:07:26Cameron Kennedy?

  GMM. GMM.

• 1:07:29Peyton Hardin?

  Good morning, my-

• 1:07:31Cameron Kennedy?

  No, give me my money.

• 1:07:33Peyton Hardin?

  Give me my, I forgot about that.

• 1:07:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Give me my money. I beat all y'all's, you too! Oh, you think funny, give me my money, confuse the casuals, you can, you can type that out.

• 1:07:43Peyton Hardin?

  This episode?

• 1:07:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Let us know. Let us know if you liked the episode, and let us know if you wanna see that drunk Q&A in the comments, you already know.

• 1:07:49Peyton Hardin?

  Cam just likes getting drunk, dude.

• 1:07:50Cameron Kennedy?

  We absolutely love y'all, we'll see ya in the next one.

• 1:07:53Peyton Hardin?

  You know, we could just do it, by the way, too. Like, they don't, if we wanna do it, we can just do it.

• 1:07:57Cameron Kennedy?

  That is true.

• 1:07:58Peyton Hardin?

  We have that freedom.

• 1:07:59Cameron Kennedy?

  That is true.

• 1:07:59Peyton Hardin?

  Remember, wanted to the Koala, but to the big of Christmas, we'll see you next time. Bye, wanted to Koala, but to the big of Christmas.

• 1:08:03Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I was a little scared. Slightly. Yeah.