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• 1:03Peyton Hardin?

  Hey, everybody. Welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast, episode 235. We got co-host Cam back in the building. Round of applause, please.

• 1:15Peyton Hardin?

  That was good. That was good.

• 1:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, honestly, you ever have your pelvic bone bruised?

• 1:24Peyton Hardin?

  Go. You talk about a pain, dude.

• 1:27Cameron Kennedy?

  How'd that happen?

• 1:27Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I took a knee from Tony Lyons in basketball. Isn't it crazy? I should have guessed that because at first I was like, it has to be a

• 1:36Cameron Kennedy?

  And I meant, but then I just decided I'm not gonna lie on the internet today. There's no shot I was ever just given it that much force.

• 1:45Peyton Hardin?

  What? Okay. Patreon conversation.

• 1:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Well, I don't know. Go for it.

• 1:51Peyton Hardin?

  Nah, I was gonna say with your hands, show me your rhythm.

• 1:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Depends on, it depends on the mood I'm setting.

• 1:58Peyton Hardin?

  Regular, just if you're just an average baseline.

• 2:04Peyton Hardin?

  And then a couple.

• 2:07Peyton Hardin?

  You're done, bud.

• 2:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, dude, there's children that watches. Isn't that crazy?

• 2:14Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I know, dude.

• 2:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Stop, stop, please stop. Stop, stop, Cam.

• 2:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Cam, stop, it's getting weird. Cam, it's gonna get cut. It's getting weird, bud.

• 2:23Peyton Hardin?

  You asked it.

• 2:24Cameron Kennedy?

  There's, I told you to stop.

• 2:25Peyton Hardin?

  That's also true.

• 2:27Cameron Kennedy?

  It's not.

• 2:29Peyton Hardin?

  There's children, back to the children.

• 2:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Isn't it crazy? There's like little, like one-year-olds that are going, Dr. P you right now. And they're like, Cam, back in the studio.

• 2:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Parents fault. Like, that's not our fault. Like, we make what we make, and if the parents see that and you still watch it, that's on you. Jimmy Jack, whatever your name is.

• 2:45Peyton Hardin?

  Jimmy Jack's a weird name for a kid.

• 2:47Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know what made me land on Jimmy Jack.

• 2:48Peyton Hardin?

  Jimmy Jack's a weird, weird

• 2:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Can I say that? Can I formally say that on the internet? If you have two first names, I don't like you. Like, now, I have, I have like a Cameron Michael.

• 2:56Peyton Hardin?

  That's two first names.

• 2:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Michael's my middle name. I'm talking about people that their literal first name is like, blank, blank.

• 3:03Peyton Hardin?

  Oh.

• 3:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Blank, blank.

• 3:04Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, you don't like ethnic kids. I think that's the thing. You're like, who na, how you look at a baby and see Don Trelle? Like, I like, that's, that's your kind of thing.

• 3:13Cameron Kennedy?

  That is not what I'm saying.

• 3:14Peyton Hardin?

  No, but it is.

• 3:15Cameron Kennedy?

  In the slightest, that's not what I'm saying. I'm saying like, like, uh, what's a, what, Billy Jack?

• 3:24Peyton Hardin?

  I love abstract kid names. I do, I genuinely do love it.

• 3:27Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm too traditional.

• 3:29Peyton Hardin?

  Speaking of traditional, I have to be careful wearing a red hat.

• 3:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah, you do. Oh, big font on it, too. Go ahead and zoom in on that. Go ahead and zoom in on that and just make sure you know it's not what you think.

• 3:40Peyton Hardin?

  I gotta address that early in the pod because so

• 3:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Smart move.

• 3:43Peyton Hardin?

  This is a Monaco hat that my girlfriend got me in Monaco.

• 3:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, now riddle me this. It says Monaco, and then it says Monte Carlo.

• 3:51Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know geography.

• 3:53Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm decent on it, but Monte Carlo is, is that?

• 3:56Peyton Hardin?

  I don't care and I don't know. But I'm saying this is a red hat, right? And I have to put it out there that this is a racing hat.

• 4:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, racing hat, not a racist hat, a racing hat.

• 4:05Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it's not a cam hat. A cam has a couple of these with big font on it.

• 4:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I got the, I mean, they're in a shadow box. They're hanging on the wall.

• 4:13Peyton Hardin?

  And so

• 4:13Cameron Kennedy?

  I got the 2020, 2024, and 2028. Just like that. First one to go three times.

• 4:21Peyton Hardin?

  See, that's his boy. And so, yeah, and so I have to be careful. I was walking around the streets and I got a couple of extra looks.

• 4:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah.

• 4:28Peyton Hardin?

  And so I have to make sure.

• 4:29Cameron Kennedy?

  You saw it.

• 4:30Peyton Hardin?

  How low did you pull it so they could read it? I was like this. No, no, I don't like that guy.

• 4:36Cameron Kennedy?

  You go Monaco, fast cars, fast cars.

• 4:39Peyton Hardin?

  He's here.

• 4:40Cameron Kennedy?

  He's here.

• 4:41Peyton Hardin?

  Right there.

• 4:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God, that explains it.

• 4:44Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 4:44Cameron Kennedy?

  I've gotten four texts every single day. Are you sure you don't want to come see President Trump at the Dallas Convention Center?

• 4:50Peyton Hardin?

  And you said I already signed up.

• 4:52Cameron Kennedy?

  I was like, dude, I've already went. I was like, I had pre-access.

• 4:55Peyton Hardin?

  I hate wearing this hat. Like, I want to change my hat now. Like, I hate wearing this. Isn't it crazy? Like, one bad person can ruin a red hat. Isn't that crazy?

• 5:03Cameron Kennedy?

  But anyway, I got like Even more crazy is, is a bright red hat. In itself, that's a wicked hat you have on. Not even the one we're talking about. That in itself is such a statement.

• 5:13Peyton Hardin?

  It is.

• 5:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Hat that is that red is incredible.

• 5:16Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, and I want to let me, like, I want to put this hat backwards, but I know somebody's gonna clip and be like, Peyton's wearing the hat.

• 5:22Cameron Kennedy?

  That's why I put it back.

• 5:23Peyton Hardin?

  So I have to wear this forward. But anyway, I was walking downtown because our office right now is downtown. And there's like, there's like a KKK rally happening outside for all them people. And there was like a big, there's like big cages everywhere and I'm getting photo ID'd. I got pressed four times walking past here, being like

• 5:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, hey, hey, you're not supposed to be

• 5:42Peyton Hardin?

  They go, hey, hey, oh, I see the hat, never mind. They go, you're good, but wait, Monaco.

• 5:48Peyton Hardin?

  No, but isn't it crazy? Honestly, and I don't know if this is gonna get me a knock at the doorstep.

• 5:55Peyton Hardin?

  Y'all's president is here.

• 5:57Cameron Kennedy?

  It's your president, too.

• 5:59Peyton Hardin?

  He's getting political. Y'all's president is here in town. So I was walking through, like, I didn't know. And so we record downtown and I was walking through downtown. There's like these cages and like snipers and like tents everywhere. And I was just walk, I thought there was construction going on. And as I was walking through, these guys in a suit put two fingers right here on my chest. And I go, excuse me, don't, don't touch.

• 6:23Cameron Kennedy?

  You go, I don't like that.

• 6:24Peyton Hardin?

  Don't touch. And they go, uh, what are you here for? And I go, I thought stopping frisk was taken away. I thought we weren't doing that anymore. I thought I was a free citizen. And they go, um,

• 6:37Peyton Hardin?

  They're basically asking me like, what are you doing around this area? And I say, what, what, who are you? And they're like, Secret Service. And I go, holy, no. I was like, holy shit. The Secret Service, this is my first time coming face to face

• 6:48Cameron Kennedy?

  That is cool.

• 6:49Peyton Hardin?

  With the Secret Service. But after seeing the Secret Service face to face.

• 6:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, don't tell me, don't tell me they're not intimidating.

• 6:56Peyton Hardin?

  It is propaganda, dude. Can I say that?

• 7:02Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you might, you might be right. You might get a little

• 7:05Peyton Hardin?

  I might get a knock at the door, but like, I thought Secret Service was supposed to be top of the top echelon. Like, they got this super, superpower skill set that could take down any, any meek, enemy combatant, right? This guy can't run a, a quarter mile down the street without huffing and puffing.

• 7:25Cameron Kennedy?

  You're so, now, I haven't seen them, but you're so right. In my mind, I think Secret Service, you're the smallest guy on the squad, 6'5".

• 7:32Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly.

• 7:32Cameron Kennedy?

  The smallest guy is 6'5". They can all squat 500 pounds and they know their way around machinery.

• 7:37Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 7:37Cameron Kennedy?

  If you know what I'm saying. And oh, and the earpiece? Did he have an earpiece?

• 7:41Peyton Hardin?

  Ah, yes, of course he had an earpiece.

• 7:42Cameron Kennedy?

  I say, if he didn't have an earpiece, that guy was fake. That guy was trying to get inside the Secret Service and he wasn't real.

• 7:47Peyton Hardin?

  No, he for sure was Secret Service. He had glasses on, but he was in a

• 7:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Secret Service doesn't wear glasses.

• 7:50Peyton Hardin?

  No, he was, no, sunglasses. He had sunglasses on, he had a blazer on with an American little badge right here. He had the earpiece. Both arms are real. That's what I checked. Because I remember I heard Secret Service has a fake arm.

• 8:04Peyton Hardin?

  Arms are real.

• 8:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, my, okay, this is so weird.

• 8:06Peyton Hardin?

  But the Secret Service, they're not as impressive in person.

• 8:10Cameron Kennedy?

  That's wild. That's, I need, I need to go see these guys. Because my mind, this might sound weird. My mind is when I think Secret Service, I think of that big guy from Lilo and Stitch.

• 8:18Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, the big

• 8:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Big dude with the sunglasses, just a block head. He does it like, no matter how many times he falls, he gets back up.

• 8:24Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 8:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Like a real just, like a, mm.

• 8:27Peyton Hardin?

  The first thing I thought in my mind was like, oh, I thought there, I guess there's not a physical test for Secret Service. Because, sir, you are out of shape, which is fine. I'm not a body shamer.

• 8:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, you do you, boo. I'm just saying, if I wanted to do something questionable, I don't think you could stop me.

• 8:41Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I like, unless this guy has like laser vision, he's Superman.

• 8:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Now

• 8:46Peyton Hardin?

  I don't think, how did you get in the Secret Service?

• 8:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, I will say this. Let's just say that's their worst candidate, right? Like, you, you saw the worst Secret Service. He's probably on the front line for a reason.

• 8:56Peyton Hardin?

  He's cannon fodder?

• 8:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, he's cannon fodder. The real guys, I mean, they're six buildings away on the very top and they're sitting there with Bruce Wayne. They go, hey, man, we, we got this today. You go sit with

• 9:04Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, no, those are different people. But I'm thinking on grounds. I thought just any baseline Secret Service was like the top level, like SEAL Team Six of people.

• 9:13Cameron Kennedy?

  There's gotta be levels, man. There's gotta be the rookie. I think the top dog vets are right next to the press.

• 9:18Peyton Hardin?

  I've seen mall cops with a better physique than that Secret Service guy.

• 9:21Cameron Kennedy?

  What did he look like?

• 9:22Peyton Hardin?

  Bad. He looked like Plato. And I like, and I'm not trying to be mean, but if this is

• 9:26Cameron Kennedy?

  No, but there's levels. There's levels.

• 9:28Peyton Hardin?

  If this is what the, the people were trying to show everybody, like, this is what's protecting the, our Oval Office or like whoever's in it. The Cabinet and the Secretary, whoever the Secret Service is here to protect. I thought, like, this big magical being of Secret Service was a little scarier.

• 9:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, and it's gonna at least elicit some fear. You looked at him, you said, don't touch me.

• 9:49Peyton Hardin?

  Don't do that. And he was like, what? You're like, what? He goes, hey, you better calm the down. You go, oh, what?

• 9:56Peyton Hardin?

  Secret Service, my He goes, all right, you can go through. Yeah, and he had the one that hits, and it's the way he stood, you know, when people, you know, you ever seen

• 10:02Cameron Kennedy?

  A bad stance.

• 10:03Peyton Hardin?

  You ever seen Fat Joe stand up?

• 10:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 10:06Peyton Hardin?

  Same thing. It was like that. And I was like, which is fine. But I wouldn't hire Fat Joe as Secret Service.

• 10:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, wouldn't hire Fat Joe to protect much.

• 10:13Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly.

• 10:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Except his sneaker collection. But, I mean

• 10:16Peyton Hardin?

  I love Fat Joe.

• 10:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God, really? No, that, no, that's like, that's like the first AI resume that like cheated his way into That he can't, he, there's no field test. He had no prior experience and no, no real resume.

• 10:30Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it was crazy. I'll take you. I'll take you.

• 10:34Cameron Kennedy?

  I need to see these people.

• 10:35Peyton Hardin?

  Literally right here.

• 10:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, now, this, I had a, that, I mean, first off, that's wild. But another thing that reminds, this is a weird connection, but the Secret Service almost makes me think of what happened to me the other morning. It's the cra, now, now hear me out.

• 10:49Peyton Hardin?

  I'd love to see this connection.

• 10:50Cameron Kennedy?

  It's the craziest, close to a Peyton Harden thought I've ever had in my life. So the other morning, Mylon woke up very early. He slept good through the night and he woke up at like 5:00. So it's still very dark outside. By the time I finished feeding him, it's like 5:45, almost 6:00. Now, I put him back down and I go outside to let Ruby out. And now it's, it's just that perfect moment where the sun is like very far on the horizon, starting to come up.

• 11:14Peyton Hardin?

  Sun, sunrise.

• 11:15Cameron Kennedy?

  But not quite. It's still dark. And I'm, I'm sitting there and I just, it hits me. It is so quiet. The grass is

• 11:25Cameron Kennedy?

  So still and there's not a single animal in sight. And I'm just sitting there like.

• 11:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Makes me a little uncomfy like where, where do all animals in wildlife? And all these critters and insects, where the hell do they go at night? We have homes, we go into buildings. I have never seen a squirrel late at night. There's not that many trees. There's a lot of squirrels.

• 11:54Peyton Hardin?

  You're insane.

• 11:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Rats, bugs, fleas, ticks, mites, muzzles and mumps. Birds, tell me you've seen a bird at midnight.

• 12:03Peyton Hardin?

  No, I understand you're trying to get in my bag and I understand. That's even dumb for a Peyton question.

• 12:10Cameron Kennedy?

  When's the last time that you've been up at 5am and you've looked outside? It, it, it literally, it almost feels like simulation. It doesn't feel real. There's nothing going on.

• 12:17Peyton Hardin?

  I've seen so many, so many bunny rabbits at 5am.

• 12:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, bull.

• 12:21Peyton Hardin?

  I've seen, there's, I have a rat problem in my backyard.

• 12:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, that's because you're gross.

• 12:26Peyton Hardin?

  But there's so, the rats come out at night. They're nocturnal. So rats only come out at night.

• 12:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Are they considered a predator?

• 12:32Peyton Hardin?

  You didn't say predator, but you just said rat. So that's why I said rats. You, one of your questions was rats. So I'm saying rats come out at night. Bugs, it's dark, so it's hard to see them, but their bugs are out there. I got bit by mosquitoes at night smoking on my porch.

• 12:45Cameron Kennedy?

  That's it. I'm talking about early, early morning.

• 12:48Peyton Hardin?

  It's rare that I'm out early, early mornings. So I can't really speak for that.

• 12:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Exactly.

• 12:51Peyton Hardin?

  But I'm saying, but, but.

• 12:52Cameron Kennedy?

  It opens your eyes.

• 12:54Peyton Hardin?

  But it's hard to see at night. That's why I'm assuming, but, but there's nocturnal creatures that come out only at night.

• 12:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Nocturnal creatures, yes.

• 13:00Peyton Hardin?

  Like rabbits are out at night. They're not nocturnal, but they come out at night.

• 13:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Rabbits come out? I never see rabbits at night.

• 13:06Peyton Hardin?

  There's so many rabbits outside of my house. Like whenever I'd come home from the club at like 3, 4am, there'd just be rabbits shooting across my car.

• 13:13Cameron Kennedy?

  But I'm also still convinced you got a weird little pet cemetery thing going on. Something's buried in your backyard. Now, I've never told you that publicly. Something's back there. There's no way a one house in this massive neighborhood collects rats, vermin, mites, rabbits, everything. I mean, there's something buried, but I'm saying, I don't believe, like we all have real estate. Squirrels don't own a squirrel home in a squirrel house or a squirrel hotel. They have, oh, that's my tree. That's my favorite tree.

• 13:41Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, they live in.

• 13:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Falcon comes by, they go, oh, we gotta X off that tree.

• 13:44Peyton Hardin?

  And that, then they're dead. That's what the whole, that's the whole.

• 13:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Another tree.

• 13:47Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, there is. There's several trees out.

• 13:49Cameron Kennedy?

  There's several trees. There's a ton of squirrels.

• 13:51Peyton Hardin?

  I don't understand what you're asking.

• 13:53Cameron Kennedy?

  The amount, the amount of squirrels I see at 2pm.

• 13:55Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 13:55Cameron Kennedy?

  It doesn't make sense for, for me to never see one early morning.

• 13:59Peyton Hardin?

  So why? Case, the fact that you said you've never seen a squirrel early morning, I think that's user error.

• 14:05Cameron Kennedy?

  That might be.

• 14:05Peyton Hardin?

  Because there's squirrels out in the morning. Yeah, that's your experience, but they go, so they live in trees. Squirrels live in trees.

• 14:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, but I.

• 14:12Peyton Hardin?

  So unless you're going, you want to go see a squirrel at 5am? Go into a tree. That's the only thing I can tell you.

• 14:18Cameron Kennedy?

  But, but my trees are skimpy. I have made trees. They're young. They haven't grown up yet. I can see through my tree.

• 14:24Peyton Hardin?

  Okay. So once you stop living in poverty and you go to like a places that are like fully developed. I don't know what to tell you. You brought up pet cemeteries and I actually, I have a clear thing for a pet cemetery.

• 14:37Cameron Kennedy?

  I'd love to hear it.

• 14:39Peyton Hardin?

  So I've been going to my girlfriend's parents' house a lot. I've been hanging out with them and you know, they live right down the street from me and Sarah.

• 14:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Isn't that nice?

• 14:47Peyton Hardin?

  I never, I'm never going back to my girlfriend's parents' house. I'm never going back.

• 14:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. That is a very, very bold claim and I believe they watch this sometimes.

• 14:57Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, they do. Hello.

• 14:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Your is on the fire.

• 15:00Peyton Hardin?

  I don't care. And I, I'll tell this to them because they did something to me that has scarred me for life.

• 15:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God.

• 15:05Peyton Hardin?

  So Sarah always tells me about her childhood dog named Magic.

• 15:09Cameron Kennedy?

  I've heard about that too.

• 15:10Peyton Hardin?

  R.I.P.

• 15:11Cameron Kennedy?

  R.I.P.

• 15:11Peyton Hardin?

  The way they talk about this dog, it's like, it was like the Messiah.

• 15:16Cameron Kennedy?

  It was like air bud.

• 15:16Peyton Hardin?

  It was like.

• 15:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Air bud.

• 15:19Peyton Hardin?

  And so they always tell these stories about it. And now I've been with Sarah for a little bit of time now and I've been around her parents enough times. So they're starting to be more open towards me. So I'm at Sarah's parents' house. I'm sitting on the couch, right? And I'm, we're all talking and they start telling me stories about Magic and I'm like, okay, great. My dog just died. Let's talk about him.

• 15:42Peyton Hardin?

  Magic's been dead for a decade. So let's, how about we start talking about Malcolm?

• 15:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, thank you so much for ripping off my fresh wound and then literally obliterating my scab. Let's talk about dead animals.

• 15:52Peyton Hardin?

  And so they're talking about Magic, right? And they're like, and Sarah's dad goes, have we ever shown you Magic? And I go, I've seen pictures. Yeah, I've seen pictures before. And they go, no, no, no, no, like. Here. And I go, what does that mean? Showing me here?

• 16:08Cameron Kennedy?

  They got an urn of Magic's ashes.

• 16:11Peyton Hardin?

  And so I was like, oh, okay. They're going to bring me the ashes of Magic, which everybody grieves differently and that's fine. So they say, okay, I'm going to be right back. No, dude. Now I'm sitting there, right? As Sarah's parents go to get what I perceive as the urn.

• 16:32Peyton Hardin?

  As the parents are going to the other room, Sarah goes, hey, can you please not?

• 16:36Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 16:37Peyton Hardin?

  Make a big deal whenever this comes out. And I go, what are you talking about?

• 16:42Cameron Kennedy?

  They have like a ritual? You have to like turn into Jafar? You're rubbing that, you get a genie?

• 16:46Peyton Hardin?

  Well, as her parents are coming out, dude, they're not holding an urn. They're holding something like this.

• 16:54Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you're lying. You're lying.

• 16:56Peyton Hardin?

  Video of it.

• 16:59Peyton Hardin?

  They bring me.

• 17:00Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know if I'm, I don't, I don't know if I'm actually spiritually ready to see this. You're not.

• 17:05Peyton Hardin?

  They bring me a stuffed.

• 17:08Peyton Hardin?

  Taxidermied. Dog.

• 17:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Peyton? Oh.

• 17:20Peyton Hardin?

  And I had to sit there and pretend I loved it.

• 17:24Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no, no.

• 17:26Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no, no. You see it on the screen.

• 17:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Peyton, you need to get a lawyer. You need to get a lawyer. No, I'm not, I'm not kidding. You need to get a lawyer. The fact that they did that one, now I love your parents too, Sarah. Hello, Mike and Laura. This is coming from the heart. The fact that they did that is absolute blasphemy, but the second line is they didn't say, oh, look at him. They said, hold him.

• 17:49Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, they, they handed him straight to me. Didn't do the eyes, whoever.

• 17:54Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no.

• 17:57Peyton Hardin?

  Whoever did the stuffing job botched it. Cause the eye was starting again. I could see inside this.

• 18:07Cameron Kennedy?

  And their, and their dog, and their dog that's still with us that lives in the house. I'm starting to play with him. Benny's starting to play fetch. He said.

• 18:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Getting the heart in, like, bro, dude, that's some, that's some.

• 18:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Peyton, that is, that can't, I thought, I literally did not know that was allowed. I thought you could only do that on Big Game Hunt.

• 18:30Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no. You could do that to your dogs. Yeah. And then they were like, oh, he used to be so full of life. He was about to.

• 18:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Now he's full of packing peanuts. You can't say, you can't say sentences like, oh, he used to be so full of life. Now he's filled with pillows. You can't say stuff like that. You gotta use different verbiage. This is not, can I say?

• 18:53Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 18:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Now I love these people. I've met them multiple times every night. This is not okay. This isn't okay.

• 18:58Peyton Hardin?

  People grieve differently.

• 18:58Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't give a man. I'm sorry and I love you. This is strange. That is, I mean, that's about as weird as it comes, man. That is as weird as, that's like some, that's literally like someone, like you going over to your girlfriend's house and the mom's like, oh, have you seen baby pictures of your, of, of, of your friend here? Oh, no. And then she brings out the book of the dead.

• 19:16Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 19:16Cameron Kennedy?

  And like, you can't, you can't do that. That, I just went, I thought you were bull. You were holding a dog that was as stiff as a brick.

• 19:25Peyton Hardin?

  I mean, it was hard. It was hard. You, I mean, it had no bend.

• 19:30Cameron Kennedy?

  That's.

• 19:31Peyton Hardin?

  It was like a, like a heavy paper mache. It was like paper mache with an anxiety blanket.

• 19:38Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm about to cry. Let me see it one more time. Let me see it one more time. Dude, and you, no dude, you've never been more real. You're a real. You have never been more real in your life. You acted like you liked it. Oh.

• 19:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 19:55Peyton Hardin?

  Look at that.

• 19:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God. You're smiling. You're looking in his eyes. Oh, dude, no, no. The lack of movement is literally, it's, it's sending shivers down my spine. Oh my God. You looked at it and it was like this. It, it can't move at all. You looked at it. You're like, oh yeah. And he was like.

• 20:11Cameron Kennedy?

  It was like that. Oh, and then God forbid that.

• 20:15Cameron Kennedy?

  I literally would have been like this. Would have snapped it, threw it.

• 20:18Peyton Hardin?

  Packing peanuts.

• 20:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, oh dude, packing peanuts.

• 20:20Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, okay.

• 20:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Peyton, that.

• 20:23Peyton Hardin?

  Okay. But I am drenched in sweat. Go to find out. It was a prank. They pulled on me. It wasn't actually stuffed. It was, it was like this, this brand of, of like, um, like a stuffed animal basically. And you can get a stuffed animal clone of the dog that died. And I literally said, thank God, because I was never coming back.

• 20:46Cameron Kennedy?

  With the amount of relief I just felt, I almost climaxed. Oh my god.

• 20:52Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, bro. No, no, the same feeling I had.

• 20:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god. No, no, I was not okay. I was not okay.

• 20:57Peyton Hardin?

  But there was an urn over on a shelf over there and Sarah takes jokes too far and she goes, "Yeah, that's just the inner part. His guts are the ones that are burned over there." I think that was grandma or something.

• 21:07Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not gonna lie. Again, though, again, if they, if, let's just, let's just roleplay.

• 21:11Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 21:12Cameron Kennedy?

  If they hand you the urn and it sounds like Campbell's soup in there, I would literally stab Sarah through the heart with a wooden steak dipped in holy water and garlic. Cause they're not human beings. If you took a dog, a small breed dog of that, his intestines and you kept him in a jar like you're the mummy and you're waiting for this, this prophetic moment, thousands of years later, no, you get your death.

• 21:38Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it's bad.

• 21:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, dude.

• 21:40Peyton Hardin?

  It was a, it was a, uh, dad, I just went, I, I just went through a literal emotional roller. No, imagine that being me. Imagine that being me and I'm going through it.

• 21:50Cameron Kennedy?

  That's the, that's the best part. I'm so caught up on the dog. I cannot believe, that is something that if someone told you, hey, I have a taxidermy dog, you gotta hold it. You would, you would, you would die before you did it.

• 22:00Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 22:01Cameron Kennedy?

  But you, your love for Sarah overcame and you're already in their house. The doors were already locked. You're already a victim. You're already a victim.

• 22:08Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 22:08Cameron Kennedy?

  They got you.

• 22:09Peyton Hardin?

  And he has cool chilled mugged beers in there. And so he gave me one of those and I'm like, you just chilled a glass for me. I can't say no to your dead stuffed dog. And he was so, dude, he loves that dog too, man.

• 22:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, okay. Now, it's complete 180 hindsight. Good for them, like the, the, the joking spirit of it. Cause apparently the way that Sarah talks about it, that was a very loved dog.

• 22:30Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 22:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Glad they could make jokes about it. Cause that, when I thought that was real, that's, that's not okay.

• 22:34Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it was bad.

• 22:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Holy, oh my god.

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• 24:07Cameron Kennedy?

  I have to bring something up.

• 24:09Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 24:09Cameron Kennedy?

  We are officially back in football season.

• 24:13Peyton Hardin?

  We are.

• 24:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, the, all, all the, oh, early drinks aside, all the everything, I'm talking about simply waking up on a Saturday or Sunday and knowing that you have a full day of football ahead.

• 24:23Peyton Hardin?

  I love that. It's the best.

• 24:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, I started talking to my wife about that and she immediately goes, "What are you gonna do with the boys? What are you gonna do with the boys on like these football that you hear in a couple of years?" I was like, "I'm not doing what my dad did to me."

• 24:34Peyton Hardin?

  A couple of years?

• 24:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Well, cause they're too young to experience it. Like they, I mean.

• 24:37Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, the boys isn't your kids.

• 24:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. Would you?

• 24:45Cameron Kennedy?

  What's your plans with Peyton and Ryan and them here like in 20, like in 2029? Like we're like, what are you?

• 24:52Peyton Hardin?

  I, dad was like, "Oh, that's really nice." And then I went, "Wait, why a couple of years?"

• 24:59Cameron Kennedy?

  My children.

• 25:00Peyton Hardin?

  I just miss hanging out with everybody, man.

• 25:02Cameron Kennedy?

  I love that. And we'll get them.

• 25:03Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, whatever.

• 25:06Cameron Kennedy?

  No, we won't. No, I'm just kidding. We definitely will.

• 25:08Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, whatever.

• 25:08Cameron Kennedy?

  But, but she goes, "What are you gonna like, are we gonna have like Sunday traditions or whatever?" And then it basically led to like, "What'd you do at your house?" And I was like, "Oh god." I was like, "First thing, I'm not doing what my dad did to me."

• 25:20Peyton Hardin?

  What'd your dad do?

• 25:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, it wasn't every Sunday, but my dad worked very hard, Monday through Saturday. Sunday was his only off day. Now, Sunday being his only off day, if he had to do around the house, like his personal life, it was one day to conquer it. I remember waking up on a Sunday morning and my dad came in.

• 25:38Cameron Kennedy?

  He was like, "Hey," he was like, "I got the queso. We're making it." You know his queso?

• 25:41Peyton Hardin?

  Queso.

• 25:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Great.

• 25:42Peyton Hardin?

  Queso's really good.

• 25:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Great queso. He goes, "The queso's making. I need your help in the backyard real quick though." And I was like, "Huh?" He goes, "Just before the games, you started. The Cowboys have the noon slot before the game. I need your help in the backyard." I go, "Okay." He goes, "Just put on some clothes." I go to our backyard. This literally was like a jump scare. I go to the backyard. The second I open the door, my dad goes,

• 26:04Cameron Kennedy?

  he's holding a chainsaw. He goes,

• 26:08Cameron Kennedy?

  "Goggles and gloves over there. We gotta cut all the trees down."

• 26:11Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 26:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Starts chopping the trees.

• 26:13Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 26:14Cameron Kennedy?

  And I go, "Dad, I don't wanna do that. I don't, I can't help you. It's scary, loud, really loud. I'm in pajamas." He goes, "You're not watching a play of football till these trees are gone." And I'm just like, "This can't be happening."

• 26:25Peyton Hardin?

  It's dad 101. You're not doing that?

• 26:26Cameron Kennedy?

  That is absolute dad 101.

• 26:28Peyton Hardin?

  You're not doing that with your kid?

• 26:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I'm doing that with my kids, but not on a, not on a sacred NFL Sunday.

• 26:32Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, like a Wednesday.

• 26:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Like a Wednesday, some regular day. But did your dad, did you ever have a dad 101 moment like that?

• 26:38Peyton Hardin?

  A hundred percent. My dad did the same thing, but I couldn't tell my dad no, cause he hit.

• 26:54Cameron Kennedy?

  You can't say that about your father.

• 27:00Cameron Kennedy?

  You're daddy, I want to.

• 27:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, let's, let's go back and forth now. Hopefully this doesn't open up like bad memories for you.

• 27:13Peyton Hardin?

  Aw dude, that's gonna get clipped. Oh wow.

• 27:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, that's funny.

• 27:17Peyton Hardin?

  Oh wow, okay.

• 27:18Cameron Kennedy?

  But did you ever experience those typical, like, those? You go, "Dad, dad, no." Okay, no, that's, that's, no, I, I demand it, remove it. That's, I, that's.

• 27:29Peyton Hardin?

  Really? Out of everything you said, you've literally almost said the N-word and you just keep it. I don't care. And then this, you're like, let's cut it? You've literally, you kidding?

• 27:38Cameron Kennedy?

  I've never almost said that. Never almost said that.

• 27:40Peyton Hardin?

  You actually said.

• 27:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, I've never almost said it, dude. I pronounced it perfectly.

• 27:47Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, see, there are people that don't know us, like, it's bad. That's why I try to protect you and you don't understand.

• 27:52Cameron Kennedy?

  People that don't know us. Anyway, back to the dad.

• 27:54Peyton Hardin?

  I'm gonna have a yeast infection.

• 27:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, no, you have some small little panties.

• 27:58Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 27:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, your panties are, oh my god.

• 28:00Peyton Hardin?

  I've realized my balls are huge.

• 28:04Peyton Hardin?

  Like way bigger than I thought. Anyway, yes, my dad.

• 28:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, okay. Could you have a specific one or was it like a typical thing?

• 28:11Peyton Hardin?

  It was a typical same thing. Like you'd be like, "Hey, come out here, mow the yard." And then I, I couldn't say no. I'll leave the reason out. I couldn't say no and, cause you just don't say no to your parents. And so I was like, "All right." But I was good. I was always good at manipulating. And so what I would, so what I would do is I would just fuck the yard up.

• 28:32Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm sorry, I can't.

• 28:32Peyton Hardin?

  It's fine. Where's that?

• 28:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 28:34Peyton Hardin?

  I would just fuck the yard up intentionally. And so it's like, you, cause he was so keen about keeping the line straight when you mow.

• 28:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 28:41Peyton Hardin?

  And I would literally go like this. I'd go.

• 28:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Be like.

• 28:45Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. And then so he's like, he'd literally take it from you, stupid mother.

• 28:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Motherfucker can't even go in a straight line. Get your ass in the house. He's like, "Oh no, no." And then you turn, you're like.

• 28:54Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. Out of Bevo.

• 28:59Cameron Kennedy?

  You go upstairs, you're like, "Yeah, he made me do some physical labor again."

• 29:04Peyton Hardin?

  This is going off the rails, bro. We're in Australia right now.

• 29:06Cameron Kennedy?

  We're in Australia, so we are off the rails. We're off a 17 and a half hour flight too, no wifi. Anyway, my dad, bro, that was.

• 29:12Peyton Hardin?

  You know, that kinda pissed me off. Sorry. You know your wife said that?

• 29:14Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 29:15Peyton Hardin?

  Cause I have an app, right, for our, our flight.

• 29:20Cameron Kennedy?

  She said that off of me.

• 29:21Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no, no, you know, fuck you. Cause I'm talking about that. I'm saying, I got a, I got an app for the flight that shows like all the things of the flight. And one of the things said, "There's no wifi." And so when we told her that, she literally says, "Ah, it's probably not true."

• 29:35Peyton Hardin?

  I hate, just in general, I hate when people do that. What do you, that's, I mean, that's.

• 29:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Tear off to a T.

• 29:43Peyton Hardin?

  You be out looking at it.

• 29:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my, that is so K-Rock.

• 29:47Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 29:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, bro, it says two plus two is four. He goes, I mean, if you want to be close minded, if you don't think it, I mean, hell, if you don't think there's a way that we could sit here with our brain power and the help of Claude Coward and get two plus two equals five, then I don't know what to tell you, bud. You're gonna be left in the past.

• 30:00Peyton Hardin?

  And so, like, literally, that's just an ick of mine. Like, I literally, I saw it on my airline app and it said, hey, like, in the experience of your flight is one of the things it says. And I clicked on it. I was like, okay, I want to know about, you know, the experience of my flight. It says, view your onboard experience. It goes wifi unavailable. I'm looking at that. Right there it says it.

• 30:23Cameron Kennedy?

  That's how they say that. In, I mean, I'm absolute Times New Roman.

• 30:25Peyton Hardin?

  On the Nancy Bird Walton.

• 30:27Cameron Kennedy?

  What is that?

• 30:28Peyton Hardin?

  That's the name of the plane.

• 30:29Cameron Kennedy?

  We're getting on a plane that has a human name?

• 30:31Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, Nancy Bird Walton.

• 30:33Cameron Kennedy?

  That's sexy.

• 30:33Peyton Hardin?

  But, um.

• 30:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Is the plane sexy?

• 30:35Peyton Hardin?

  It's a double decker. Um, but I, I said that and then she literally goes, nah, nah, it's probably just, it's, no, it probably will.

• 30:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Just propaganda.

• 30:44Peyton Hardin?

  And I said, what? I almost got mad. Anyway.

• 30:46Cameron Kennedy?

  You should have, you should. No, honestly, Matt, can we get, can we land on icks for a second?

• 30:50Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 30:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Can we just rip a couple?

• 30:52Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 30:52Cameron Kennedy?

  And this might be a little insensitive.

• 30:53Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, okay. Are we doing relationship icks again?

• 30:55Cameron Kennedy?

  We can do any ick, any ick you want.

• 30:57Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 30:57Cameron Kennedy?

  For me, something, if you wear glasses and you take them off and you look like a different person, I don't like that.

• 31:03Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my God, I agree.

• 31:06Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my God, I never thought about that.

• 31:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, you do. I don't like that.

• 31:10Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, their face gets a little small. Oh, it's my biggest ick. Always do more icks.

• 31:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God, is it not so true, though? It's literally like this, like, hold on, give me a second. I go, who the fuck are you? Like, it's not, you're not the same person. You're 42. Get contacts. I know you don't want to put them in your eyes. Get them. You can't do, you do.

• 31:30Peyton Hardin?

  Or just keep your glasses on.

• 31:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Or never, never take them off in front of me. Never take them off in front of me. Don't do that. I don't like that, bro. I don't like that. You go. Rip one.

• 31:38Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, I got a lot. Oh, wow. My mind's, I'm getting hateful.

• 31:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah. No, they might be insensitive, but they're coming. Here we go. Here we go.

• 31:46Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I got so many. Oh my God. Oh, oh, oh, oh my God. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. I hate, I hate when people come to my house and they're too comfortable going to my restroom. I hate that. Oh, show a little bit of courtesy, like you don't want to go in there.

• 32:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Wait, what do you mean? Like the guest bathroom?

• 32:10Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 32:11Cameron Kennedy?

  What, like, they're just like, oh, I gotta go take, they just go?

• 32:13Peyton Hardin?

  And they, whatever you gotta do, number one, two, or just look at your face. I don't care what you're doing. Add, add, add some reservation before you go into my bathroom.

• 32:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, like, hey, like, where's the bathroom? Hey, do you mind if I use the bathroom?

• 32:23Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly. Be like, hey.

• 32:24Cameron Kennedy?

  And they go?

• 32:25Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, they're like, bathroom right here, and they walk in. Excuse the fuck out of me.

• 32:29Cameron Kennedy?

  That's fair.

• 32:29Peyton Hardin?

  I hate that.

• 32:30Cameron Kennedy?

  That's fair. That's fair. I didn't even think about that.

• 32:33Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 32:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Another one I hate, don't run across crosswalks. I hate people that sprint across.

• 32:37Peyton Hardin?

  It's dangerous, first of all.

• 32:38Cameron Kennedy?

  It's dangerous. You immediately look like you're 11 years old, and I promise you, you're not in any threat.

• 32:42Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 32:43Cameron Kennedy?

  You are only going across it because you've been given the right of way from the walk.

• 32:46Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 32:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Walk. Don't run. People literally grip their purses and bags like.

• 32:52Cameron Kennedy?

  This isn't, this isn't, what is it? Flappy Bird or no? Cross run? What's that game? It's not a game. This is real life. You have 28 seconds. If you get crossed in 20 seconds, you probably shouldn't be walking anywhere. I'm sorry, bro. Just walk. It's a crosswalk, not a cross run.

• 33:08Peyton Hardin?

  Another big ick of mine, oh, if we're in a parking lot for more than 15 seconds and you're still looking for a parking spot, I hate you. Park somewhere. I don't care if you have to walk. God gave you legs. I hate people that take more than 15 seconds to park. I hate that. I, I want to tuck and roll out of the car so bad.

• 33:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God, dude, cars in general. If you are the motherfucker that, it's okay, say we're right here. This lane is going to end, or this is an exit, you know you're not exiting, and you wait till the last second, the very last second to try to come in. I'm not gonna lie, I upgraded my car. I have a big, now you're going in dirt. I, I, I swear to you, you're not doing that to me anymore. When I was in my K5, I kind of have to yield because I'll lose that battle. I'm not losing, I'm in a tank now. You will not, I will not let you over.

• 33:55Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 33:55Cameron Kennedy?

  If I, if I've seen you for over a mile, just go to try to beat cars in the last second? Nope. Nope. I'm absolutely doing a pit maneuver. I'm absolutely stopping you.

• 34:02Peyton Hardin?

  I hate, I hate when, when people get their roofs worked on. If you get your roof worked on, I hate you. I don't, like, letter, literally, I would rather your roof collapse and you get your roof worked on.

• 34:14Cameron Kennedy?

  6:30 in the morning.

• 34:18Peyton Hardin?

  I literally, like, I, I woke up in Baghdad.

• 34:21Cameron Kennedy?

  How many, how many nails does a single shingles need? There's 3,000 shingles on the house. Every single one requires six nails.

• 34:28Peyton Hardin?

  It's like, it's the loudest thing I've ever, loudest thing I've ever heard.

• 34:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God, dude, I hate it.

• 34:32Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, that's, that's good for pet peeves.

• 34:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, yeah.

• 34:38Peyton Hardin?

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• 35:51Peyton Hardin?

  We're bringing up houses, we're bringing up lawn care. I want to say something. And I, it's a genuine question I have. Like, honest question. I don't know if this is gonna lead to a debate. I don't know if this is gonna lead to me sounding stupid. I don't know, but I'm genuinely bringing up a.

• 36:05Cameron Kennedy?

  And I'm here for you.

• 36:06Peyton Hardin?

  A grievance I have.

• 36:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 36:08Peyton Hardin?

  It's my first time living in a house.

• 36:10Cameron Kennedy?

  It is.

• 36:11Peyton Hardin?

  With a neighborhood, like a real neighborhood.

• 36:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 36:14Peyton Hardin?

  Is it just me, or is HOA the dumbest ever invented?

• 36:17Cameron Kennedy?

  The sentence of Satan. HOA sucks. The biggest elephant balls in the world.

• 36:23Peyton Hardin?

  You know what I think is dumber?

• 36:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 36:25Peyton Hardin?

  You know what I think is dumber than HOA?

• 36:27Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 36:27Peyton Hardin?

  People that listen to HOA.

• 36:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, if you listen to HOA, you might as well slap a sticker that says, boy, on your, like, or moron on your forehead. Idiot. Oh.

• 36:37Peyton Hardin?

  Because, because, okay, this is my first time living in a real neighborhood.

• 36:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God.

• 36:42Peyton Hardin?

  I don't have to listen to that, do I?

• 36:45Cameron Kennedy?

  And that's where it's.

• 36:46Peyton Hardin?

  Because who, is the HOA the police?

• 36:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Essentially.

• 36:49Peyton Hardin?

  No, they're not.

• 36:49Cameron Kennedy?

  No, yeah.

• 36:51Peyton Hardin?

  Because the HOA is just people, homeowners association.

• 36:57Peyton Hardin?

  I can take it. Homeowners Association, for those of you who don't know, is basically a committee of people that live in this neighborhood that just care in together and make rules.

• 37:07Cameron Kennedy?

  You have it wrong.

• 37:08Peyton Hardin?

  Am I wrong? I don't know, but HOA, what is it?

• 37:09Cameron Kennedy?

  So HOA, it's not just your fellow peers. At that point, I, I'd literally gloat with my ass out. If it was just my peers, I'd be like, you, you, you're gonna have to force me to sell my house.

• 37:19Peyton Hardin?

  That's what I thought it was. What's HOA then?

• 37:21Cameron Kennedy?

  So HOA is an actual, like, a, a company. Um, ah, what's the best? Now, there's like electives, there's people in the neighborhood that help.

• 37:29Peyton Hardin?

  No, I know, because I know who's in my neighborhood, and I looked at that HOA meeting, and I was like, oh, y'all all live here.

• 37:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, there's, there's like, it's like a board, no different than like a, a.

• 37:36Peyton Hardin?

  So who runs the HOA?

• 37:38Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know, I, I don't know.

• 37:39Peyton Hardin?

  The government?

• 37:39Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's like a.

• 37:40Peyton Hardin?

  The state?

• 37:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Probably the, the neighborhood build. Like, so, so when a, a new neighborhood starts, right, a company buys that land, and then typically, they sell it to, like, I don't want to put any names out there, but the only one I can think of, like, it's like, Union Homes, Market Square, like, whatever these companies that then build the houses.

• 38:00Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 38:00Cameron Kennedy?

  And they're the ones that's getting your money and shit like that.

• 38:02Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 38:02Cameron Kennedy?

  So they make a homeowners association. Now, there is actual residents that help and they're on the board, but basically, you said, are they the police?

• 38:10Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 38:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Think of them as a police that is like, obviously lower tiered, but police, for example, you're not supposed to speed.

• 38:17Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 38:18Cameron Kennedy?

  We probably speed every time we drive. Now, if you get caught speeding, the police can take action. Same with the HOA. This rule, you're not supposed, we don't, as a, as an HOA, we don't want basketball goals in the front. We think it lowers the values of all of our residents approaching houses.

• 38:34Peyton Hardin?

  That's racist.

• 38:35Cameron Kennedy?

  That is, that's very racist. Just say, mm, nevermind.

• 38:37Peyton Hardin?

  Say you don't want black kids outside.

• 38:38Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't want black kids playing outside. Say that. If you say that, honest to God, you'd get more respect. People would hate you, but at least you're not being a coward. Anyway, we don't want basketball goals in the front.

• 38:46Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 38:47Cameron Kennedy?

  You can pull your basketball goal and play, and you're not gonna get shipped off to Alcatraz.

• 38:50Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 38:50Cameron Kennedy?

  But at that point, they can send you a formal notice. Then if you do it again, they can fine you.

• 38:56Peyton Hardin?

  What if I don't pay it? What are you gonna do to me?

• 38:58Cameron Kennedy?

  It just keeps going.

• 38:58Peyton Hardin?

  But that's the thing. If, so they, so my HOA sent me a picture of my trash cans that was outside, because the, the, the trash guy came earlier than he normally does, so I missed it, and I put it out there anyway. And I was like, oh, well, I'm not gonna bring it back in until next trash day. Because, well, no, because I, it's.

• 39:15Cameron Kennedy?

  But yeah.

• 39:15Peyton Hardin?

  My house.

• 39:16Cameron Kennedy?

  And it's not, and it's not your mistake.

• 39:17Peyton Hardin?

  And I don't feel like it. I, I don't feel like going out there, touching that and bringing it back, and then taking it back again.

• 39:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Yep.

• 39:22Peyton Hardin?

  I don't want to do that, because this is my house.

• 39:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 39:24Peyton Hardin?

  My house.

• 39:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Mine.

• 39:26Peyton Hardin?

  So if I buy a house, I own it. And if I own the house, I do what I want, because it's my name on it. My name, my money, I do everything. I could piss on the walls if I want to, because it's my house.

• 39:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 39:38Peyton Hardin?

  So I got this guy that lives three doors down that's taking a picture in his sedan, and then sending me a printed out picture of my trash. I know it's there, Kyle. I know it's there. Who the fuck are you to tell me, take it from me? Take it. I bought the house. Take it from me.

• 39:52Cameron Kennedy?

  If you, if, if, wow, you're a better man than me. If I physically saw my three door down neighbor go. And then he sent it, I'd be at his doorstep.

• 40:01Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 40:01Cameron Kennedy?

  But no, they, now I.

• 40:03Peyton Hardin?

  But what is it?

• 40:04Cameron Kennedy?

  I want a reason.

• 40:05Peyton Hardin?

  You cannot take my house. It is my, my house.

• 40:08Cameron Kennedy?

  I want to reason with you.

• 40:09Peyton Hardin?

  Peyton Horton.

• 40:09Cameron Kennedy?

  You can go in there and you can, I mean, you can do absolute, you can do sacrifices in there.

• 40:13Peyton Hardin?

  I don't want to do that.

• 40:14Cameron Kennedy?

  You can piss on the walls, you can hang your TVs upside down.

• 40:16Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 40:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Everything in your house, that's up to you. Now where HOA gets you is outside of the house.

• 40:23Peyton Hardin?

  But I own that property.

• 40:24Cameron Kennedy?

  You own the property, but the neighborhood has a certain code of conduct and standards and everything and all this. That's where they get you.

• 40:32Peyton Hardin?

  I'm moving.

• 40:33Cameron Kennedy?

  We don't allow your weeds and everything like that. We, your grass is way too high.

• 40:37Peyton Hardin?

  I like weeds.

• 40:37Cameron Kennedy?

  You can't have a certain color fence. You can't put your, your trashcans must be in the garage or in the backyard.

• 40:42Peyton Hardin?

  See, that's why I think it's dumb to buy a house in a HOA. If you buy a house in a HOA, it's like either you are a Karen or, I'm not gonna say that, but if you like look for HOAs, I get it because it can protect you from some things. Like there's some people that are actually absolutely just nasty or whatever. But like, I, whenever I build my house, I'm building somewhere where there's no HOA.

• 41:00Cameron Kennedy?

  No, that, that is the absolute, that's, that's the golden standard.

• 41:04Peyton Hardin?

  Cause I want, if I want to set my yard on fire and I want it to be infernal around my house, guess what? Call me Kane. I'm gonna set my house on fire. Dude, in HOA. Honestly, look at me in the camera. If you're, if you're in a board of an HOA, find a friend. Like what are you doing? Like you, you need that much importance in life so you can go by, take pictures of people's basketball goals and tell black kids not to come outside? Go off and yourself. And I saw this guy on TikTok that he got kicked off the, oh, nevermind. Oh dude, he's a weirdo. I don't know. I'll tell you off camera. He's a weird guy.

• 41:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. I just saw this this last week on Twitter. Just, I mean, the, the definition of the weird word.

• 41:44Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 41:45Cameron Kennedy?

  You know, if you're single in the country of Denmark, if you reach 25 years of age and you're still single, they tie you to a light post and they douse you with cinnamon.

• 41:56Peyton Hardin?

  Wait, what'd you just say?

• 42:00Cameron Kennedy?

  If you're 25 years old in Denmark.

• 42:02Peyton Hardin?

  You get put in a fire, what'd you say?

• 42:06Cameron Kennedy?

  In Denmark.

• 42:06Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 42:07Cameron Kennedy?

  If you make it to 25 years of age.

• 42:10Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 42:10Cameron Kennedy?

  As a single person.

• 42:12Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 42:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Eh, eh, best part, your closest friends and family.

• 42:15Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 42:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Tie you to a street post, a light post, or any pole. They tie, they bound you to a pole.

• 42:21Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 42:22Cameron Kennedy?

  And they douse you with cinnamon.

• 42:26Peyton Hardin?

  It's a lot of cinnamon.

• 42:27Cameron Kennedy?

  As, oh, oh, no, no, this isn't like the cinnamon challenge. Like they get like Costco sized cinnamon and they go.

• 42:34Peyton Hardin?

  And what is that?

• 42:35Cameron Kennedy?

  And then they literally go.

• 42:38Cameron Kennedy?

  That's it. It is, it's like a humiliation ritual for still being single at 25 from your close, from your closest loved ones.

• 42:46Peyton Hardin?

  First of all, what do you think that's accomplishing? Cause like you think somebody's gonna get tied to a light post, get poured in f***ing oregano? And then be like, oh, now I'm gonna go, I have to.

• 42:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Now I need to get laid.

• 42:57Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, now I have the confidence to go spit game. You're the smallest version of yourself after that. You got put paprika on your penis, on a light post, outside of a postal service and you think you have the poise to go out there and pursue people?

• 43:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, and the craziest part is I thought it was, I looked it up, there's so many videos.

• 43:15Peyton Hardin?

  There's, I want to look up a picture of.

• 43:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, go to, go to Twitter, go to the internet, go to anything, go to, literally Denmark, uh, 25 single cinnamon, some shit like that. I have to see it. I'm gonna tell you if I've seen the same one.

• 43:29Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know how to spell cinnamon. Guess how I spelled cinnamon?

• 43:34Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know how to spell cinnamon. If we're being honest, that's the hardest word to spell.

• 43:37Cameron Kennedy?

  If I had to guess how you spelled it, it'd be C I N A M O N.

• 43:43Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 43:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Cinnamon.

• 43:45Peyton Hardin?

  No. Cinnamon and restaurant are the two hardest words.

• 43:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, restaurant gives me a f***ing loop every time.

• 43:49Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not even gonna.

• 43:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God, the word definitely, the word definitely. I struggle with definitely more than any other word ever.

• 43:56Peyton Hardin?

  This is how I spelled cinnamon. C I N E M O N. Like Sina, like.

• 44:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Like the cinema?

• 44:03Peyton Hardin?

  Okay. In Denmark, friends and family traditionally, the tie unmarried people to a post or a chair and cover them in cinnamon for, when they're 25. Wow.

• 44:12Cameron Kennedy?

  So just.

• 44:13Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my God.

• 44:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, it's a f***ing ton of cinnamon. It's so.

• 44:18Peyton Hardin?

  Oh man, that's a lot of.

• 44:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, it's insane. No, I'm not, it's like industrial amounts of cinnamon. Look how much cinnamon.

• 44:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Please put that on the screen.

• 44:29Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my God.

• 44:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Please put that on the screen for them. It is so, bro, but do you, are you like, are you not hearing what I'm like? You, that would have happened to you. If we, if weed, everything, our life was the same, but we were in Denmark. You, you were, you were having fun. You had some girlfriends, but you weren't like tied down.

• 44:44Peyton Hardin?

  You better hope I drown in that cinnamon, cause when I get untied, you're f***ing dead.

• 44:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Are you kidding me? Oh, bull.

• 44:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Bullish.

• 44:54Cameron Kennedy?

  But the best.

• 44:55Peyton Hardin?

  Suck a Frank.

• 44:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Best part is you're saying that to me. Dog, it would have been your mom, it would have been your dad, Preston, and Carolyn, all, like, we would have been like rejoicing doing this to you. Oh, you'll get them soon.

• 45:11Peyton Hardin?

  There's some places on this earth I never want to visit.

• 45:13Cameron Kennedy?

  And Denmark's one of them. Yeah, they jumped to the top of my list.

• 45:15Peyton Hardin?

  Denmark's one of them.

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• 46:56Peyton Hardin?

  I want to go back, uh, to a conversation we had, cause last week on the Patreon exclusive, uh, our girl was talking about cruise ships, right? They were on a cruise ship. Go sign up for the Patreon. If you haven't, you can watch a full episode with Sarah and Liv, um, and they tell stories. But you know how I had that stint of the podcast where I was strictly talking about movie theaters and like all this that was making me think of movie theaters and like all the intricacies, it doesn't make sense?

• 47:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 47:19Peyton Hardin?

  I'm on that vibe with cruise ships now.

• 47:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh God almighty.

• 47:23Peyton Hardin?

  We talked about the other week how they float and how they move, right?

• 47:27Cameron Kennedy?

  It's insane.

• 47:29Peyton Hardin?

  I got an even better question about cruise ships.

• 47:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 47:33Peyton Hardin?

  Where the hell do they build cruise ships?

• 47:39Peyton Hardin?

  That's like, I know.

• 47:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Well, that's a good question.

• 47:41Peyton Hardin?

  I know it's probably a question people have asked on the internet before, but I've never heard it. And I've never like got taught how. Like, how do you build a cruise ship that's 120,000 pounds, right?

• 47:55Cameron Kennedy?

  120,000 tons. Yeah, I think that's what it said. 120,000 tons.

• 47:59Peyton Hardin?

  120,000 tons. Where do you build that?

• 48:03Cameron Kennedy?

  So, okay, I don't know the answer.

• 48:05Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 48:05Cameron Kennedy?

  I would say.

• 48:07Peyton Hardin?

  My guess is the ocean.

• 48:09Cameron Kennedy?

  I, I don't think it's on the ocean.

• 48:10Peyton Hardin?

  It has to be on the ocean.

• 48:11Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it doesn't. It, it's gonna be in a, I mean, a ridiculous ludicrous sized like hangar that is like in a port or right next to water.

• 48:19Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, so you build, uh, you build basically a skyscraper. Inside of a.

• 48:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Horizontal, a horizontal skyscraper.

• 48:26Peyton Hardin?

  Inside of a hangar. How does that get to the ocean? Well, you put it on, on a, you pitch it to an F-150?

• 48:32Cameron Kennedy?

  No, they have it on, they have it on a big, I'm, okay, now hear me out and we can, we can, we can workshop this. My mind went straight to huge hangar next to water, some massive thing of like conveyor belt, not like.

• 48:46Peyton Hardin?

  And it just drops down into the ocean?

• 48:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Don't think of like an actual belt. I'm talking about huge metal things just rolling over each other.

• 48:52Peyton Hardin?

  What you're saying.

• 48:52Cameron Kennedy?

  And then, and that, that has to be it.

• 48:54Peyton Hardin?

  So then it just rolls nose, nose dives deep into the ocean like this?

• 48:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Maybe, no.

• 48:58Peyton Hardin?

  That's it. I, I think last time we saw that on a cruise ship, which called Titanic, huh?

• 49:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, from the side, from the side.

• 49:05Peyton Hardin?

  I love the side.

• 49:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh dude, magical. I mean, I keep going.

• 49:09Peyton Hardin?

  Get it enough.

• 49:10Cameron Kennedy?

  I'd go right here. Side, drops in.

• 49:12Peyton Hardin?

  It drops in from the side, so it goes, last time a thing went from the side, a cruise ship went to the side, it was, there's a documentary about it, we lost some souls.

• 49:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, not like that.

• 49:22Peyton Hardin?

  It doesn't make sense.

• 49:23Cameron Kennedy?

  So look, imagine it's being built, two months, years ago by boom, it's amazing, it's so much, it's so ready for so much fun. And then this, whatever this mechanism, that mechanism, right, it gets nice, it's ready to work, it's so ready. And then,

• 49:39Cameron Kennedy?

  and then, there's some, there's something over here, that goes like this, and the ship goes, that, best guess.

• 49:47Peyton Hardin?

  Doesn't make sense to me.

• 49:48Cameron Kennedy?

  I mean, you're, you're beautiful, strange mind, how do you think?

• 49:51Peyton Hardin?

  My mind is like, we have like,

• 49:55Peyton Hardin?

  we have like this floating thing, in the ocean, right? And we build on top of it, and then like, we let it go, we pulled the rug from under the cruise ship. That's the only way, like, we build it on the ocean, because it's 120,000 pounds, first of all, how are we getting casino shit on there? Like, how are we doing all that? How are we getting plates on there?

• 50:12Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm gonna, I'm gonna respectfully cease your speaking. You think, there's 120,000 tons.

• 50:17Peyton Hardin?

  Tons.

• 50:17Cameron Kennedy?

  120,000 tons, and you think we're doing a dinner trick, with something that we built it on. For, in your own words, a skyscraper on the water, and you think we're going, and just whipping it out, and it's sitting there blissfully.

• 50:33Peyton Hardin?

  Only thing that makes sense, bro. In the comments.

• 50:35Cameron Kennedy?

  But my, conveyor belt, slowly descending it into water makes no sense.

• 50:40Peyton Hardin?

  Because the buoyancy and the, and the leverage.

• 50:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Like Phelps, you said we're hitting a napkin trick.

• 50:46Peyton Hardin?

  So if I'm sliding, right, say this is the ocean right here, right?

• 50:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, you would never be that close.

• 50:50Peyton Hardin?

  And I'm sliding, I'm sliding.

• 50:51Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm gonna naturally tip this way. Hey, yeah, maybe if there's a couch arm, you bag, this is a flat surface that then slowly, goes to a side, so the whole, our whole body.

• 51:03Peyton Hardin?

  I don't understand what you're saying.

• 51:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh dude.

• 51:04Peyton Hardin?

  I don't understand.

• 51:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Can I be honest, when you say that, I feel like you don't want to understand it.

• 51:08Peyton Hardin?

  I don't.

• 51:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Thank you.

• 51:09Peyton Hardin?

  Because I get bored.

• 51:10Cameron Kennedy?

  I want you to say.

• 51:11Peyton Hardin?

  When you start teaching me, you get bored, bro. I, like, I want to raise the question because it's a good question.

• 51:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, I have a question for you.

• 51:17Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 51:18Cameron Kennedy?

  I have a question for you. This is a curated would you rather.

• 51:21Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, oh yeah, I love it.

• 51:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Directly for Peyton Hart. I, I, I simply thought of this for you. Because both will make you itch. Now, very simple. Would you rather, get publicly punched? Publicly punched, once a quarter?

• 51:37Peyton Hardin?

  How much is a quarter, how many times a week is that?

• 51:42Cameron Kennedy?

  For every three months. So, for one year, every quarter, you get publicly punched, you cannot do anything about it. If someone else records it, they record it. If someone sees you, just take a hit, you can't retaliate, you can't fight back. He's getting angry.

• 51:59Peyton Hardin?

  Where do they punch me?

• 52:00Cameron Kennedy?

  It's up to them.

• 52:01Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I don't like that.

• 52:02Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm talking, very public, I'm talking, you're in the mall with Sarah.

• 52:05Peyton Hardin?

  Because I got some soft spots that are okay to hit.

• 52:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Someone just goes, boom, right in the gut, right in the face, you can't do nothing.

• 52:11Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, they don't give me a count.

• 52:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, oh, you don't know.

• 52:13Peyton Hardin?

  I'm just getting stole, okay.

• 52:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Getting stole off, and you can't do shit about it.

• 52:15Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, what's the other option?

• 52:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Once a quarter, or, for that same year, every single conversation you have, lasts for 10 minutes. Now, that doesn't seem too.

• 52:27Peyton Hardin?

  That's not bad.

• 52:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Think about every fan interaction we have.

• 52:30Peyton Hardin?

  That's not bad.

• 52:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Think about every.

• 52:31Peyton Hardin?

  You gotta raise that time up for it to be harder. Tim, I'll do that easy.

• 52:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Peyton, I'm, I'm gonna do, I'm gonna do one simple math for you, I'm gonna do one simple study for you.

• 52:40Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 52:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Let's say you and me go to a mall. Would, would you say it's crazy, and, and so just such an outlier, for us to take 30 pictures, 30 interactions?

• 52:48Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it's normal.

• 52:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, so those same 30 interactions, that'd be five hours of talking.

• 52:54Cameron Kennedy?

  One, one trip to the mall. And that's for.

• 52:55Peyton Hardin?

  But that's if I get in a conversation. I could ignore these people, right?

• 53:00Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no, that's the beauty of it, just how you can't retaliate, you can't do whatever. If you, if someone goes, oh my gosh, can I have a picture, and you go, yeah, of course. It is 10 minutes of conversating.

• 53:09Peyton Hardin?

  That would suck, but I'd definitely take that, 100%.

• 53:12Cameron Kennedy?

  You would take that? You're a better man, dude, honest to God, you have, I, I have pride issues, you're, or you have no pride issues whatsoever, you are a better man.

• 53:19Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not getting stole off on you, that's gonna hurt my physical being, I, my.

• 53:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Once a quarter?

• 53:24Peyton Hardin?

  If I looked like you, yeah, I would get hit in the face all the time, because not much will change.

• 53:28Cameron Kennedy?

  You're out of your, oh, that's so much better than this, that's so much better. No, it is, dude, it is. I would get punched, like, I would take the punching like that.

• 53:36Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 53:37Cameron Kennedy?

  I live a normal life, and one time every three months, I just get punched.

• 53:40Peyton Hardin?

  But you have kids, dude, if you get stole off on in front of your kids, you gotta give them away. Like, you can't get punched.

• 53:47Cameron Kennedy?

  They're young, they're too young.

• 53:48Peyton Hardin?

  You're never gonna be able to discipline them.

• 53:49Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm literally gonna go like this.

• 53:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Liv starts crying, what the? My boys start crying, I just go, hey, hey, hey, hey, this is the lesson, man, love thy neighbor, love thy neighbor.

• 54:00Peyton Hardin?

  And you don't want to love thy neighbor to talk to your neighbor?

• 54:02Cameron Kennedy?

  It's not that, it's a logistics thing, you know how my brain works.

• 54:05Peyton Hardin?

  Just don't go to the mall.

• 54:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. Any, but a whole year, any, any single setting where a conversation can present itself, is 10 minutes long.

• 54:14Peyton Hardin?

  I could have a 10 minute conversation.

• 54:16Cameron Kennedy?

  But what about?

• 54:17Peyton Hardin?

  Easily, right now.

• 54:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, I, I don't disagree, you can easily have a 10 minute conversation. And then the second you leave that person, and someone else goes, hey man, are you Peyton Harden, and then that's 10 minutes.

• 54:25Peyton Hardin?

  I ignore them.

• 54:26Cameron Kennedy?

  And then, that's the caveat, that's the beauty. You'd have to, okay, so then which is worse? You start ignoring every single person that tries to talk to you, is that not bad?

• 54:35Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 54:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Is that not bad in the public eye, is that not bad?

• 54:37Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, it's bad in the public eye. I don't want to get punched, or talk to you.

• 54:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Which is.

• 54:41Peyton Hardin?

  So I'm gonna be an asshole and ignore you. Like, you understand, it's not just me wanting to be an asshole, like, it's either I get hit, or I talk to you, and you're stinking breath for 10 minutes.

• 54:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Doing it. Oh dude, you're better, punch me, punch me. Would you rather get punched once a quarter, you can't do anything about it, or every conversation you have for the next year?

• 55:00Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, you should have, you should have made that time longer, like an hour. Then, that's, actually, you have to think about that, you actually have to think about that.

• 55:07Cameron Kennedy?

  An hour? An hour? So you, okay, yeah, thanks buddy, an hour long.

• 55:12Peyton Hardin?

  You gotta make it more hard, 10 minutes, I'll do it every day.

• 55:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, an hour, would you rather get punched randomly once a quarter, you can't do anything about it? And it's publicly, a lot of people are seeing it.

• 55:21Peyton Hardin?

  Can I double it and pass it to Sarah?

• 55:27Peyton Hardin?

  She'll take one for the team. I'd be like, babe, he's coming.

• 55:30Cameron Kennedy?

  She'd be like, no, no, I hear his footsteps, please Sarah. She goes, ah, just jumps in front of it.

• 55:38Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like this.

• 55:41Peyton Hardin?

  No, I wouldn't do that.

• 55:42Cameron Kennedy?

  An hour long. That is, that is utter nonsense, at that point, I swear to God.

• 55:47Peyton Hardin?

  If they can hit my soft spot, yeah. If they get in my soft spot, for sure, for sure.

• 55:53Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. I gotta, I don't know what I should do right now, should I transition, should I give them the sneak peek of Patreon?

• 56:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, you were talking about that.

• 56:02Peyton Hardin?

  Alright guys, we, um, if you don't know, we are in Australia right now, so,

• 56:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Cranky.

• 56:08Peyton Hardin?

  We're, we're, we're trekking through this jet lag, but.

• 56:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Blowing and going.

• 56:12Peyton Hardin?

  A lot of y'all haven't been over to our Patreon, and we want to give y'all a piece of a Patreon exclusive. Now, our Patreon exclusive episodes are every single Wednesday, and it's with the full YSK crew, with interchanging guests. And the other week, we talked about a Wild House party we had. And it was, it's, this is literally every week on Patreon, is this kind of energy, we play music, we, it's uncensored.

• 56:36Cameron Kennedy?

  It's an entire another episode, like a whole, it's not like a 10 minutes, it's, it's over an hour. Every single Wednesday.

• 56:43Peyton Hardin?

  So join Prime or Royalty to get these every single week, um, but here is the Patreon. And now, this is gonna be censored, but over on Patreon, it's not. And this is just a piece of our Patreon exclusive, absolutely enjoy.

• 56:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Enjoy it.

• 57:00Cameron Kennedy?

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• 58:18Peyton Hardin?

  I want to let you know that, that Whatnot is giving away 20 Nintendo Switch 2s. I mean, that is absolutely insane, I have Whatnot, I want Nintendo Switch 2s. If you don't know what Whatnot is, basically, you've been living under a rock, and you know I've been super into collectibles, and like, and like memorabilia, and cards. Whatnot is basically just a live streaming platform with live auctions, and it's like, it's a beautiful community, I love Whatnot. They have a bunch of different categories, where if you want like, sports cards, TCGs, if you want memorabilia, I've bought statues, like, like statues to put into my house, off of Whatnot.

• 58:57Peyton Hardin?

  So as you can see right here, me and Cam hopped into an auction, and basically, he wanted a Pokemon card, I wanted WWE, uh, sports cards. It's super simple, I mean, it categorizes it for you perfectly, there's these auctions with like 4.95 stars, those are the ones I like to go to. And it's super simple, we bid on these cards, and we ended up hitting, and, um, they came into the mail, and it was an absolutely beautiful thing. So you should join Whatnot right now, because I tell you, once you get in there, there is no going back, you'll absolutely fall in love, everybody that I know has absolutely fallen in love, that has gotten to Whatnot. So, use my link, or scan the QR code, to get $15 off your first purchase anywhere on the app.

• 59:39Peyton Hardin?

  So those, that Pokemon card, and that, that WWE card that you just saw us buy, that would have been $15 off of that price, that we bought it for. So use that link, or scan the QR code. And to enter the giveaway for the 20 Nintendo Switch 2s, sign up to Whatnot, and make sure you're following at Whatnot. But, you might as well use my link to download Whatnot, because it gets you $15 off your first purchase anywhere on the app. Good luck to everybody, shout out to Whatnot, I absolutely love it, actually, right whenever I'm done doing this, I'm gonna get back on Whatnot, enjoy the rest of the episode.

• 1:00:18Peyton Hardin?

  Whenever you first met Robbie, did you get any, be like, hint of too touchy, too close? Nah, actually, like, the first.

• 1:00:25Speaker 04

  Time he even touched me was like two days ago, I think, for real. Outside of like a hug was good. Like, and earlier today, just, I forgot what you were saying, but you were like. And I was like, oh, okay.

• 1:00:35Peyton Hardin?

  But you, but y'all have a relationship now, so it's.

• 1:00:37Speaker 04

  I think he hasn't prematurely touched me.

• 1:00:40Peyton Hardin?

  Have you seen him prematurely touch people?

• 1:00:44Speaker 04

  No.

• 1:00:44Peyton Hardin?

  Well, he acts good.

• 1:00:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Good, but I would say I was prematurely touched in the, um, scrotum and butt region from Robbie. But it made me, it made me instantly just open up more, though. Now, I'm not, this is not advice to do that to others.

• 1:01:00Cameron Kennedy?

  No, not at all. I'm saying he definitely, he definitely rushed the agenda of the ball tap. Like, I mean, it was, it's about fourth or fifth time watching UFC, CJ's house, we're all chilling. I got a nutsack tap.

• 1:01:14Speaker 05

  In life, though, I mean, nutsack taps were at a.

• 1:01:19Speaker 05

  Everybody walks around that household, even women, with their crotches covered, because you might get a tap.

• 1:01:25Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you couldn't turn a fucking corner in that house without being, I mean, woo, you gotta have, you gotta have one cup.

• 1:01:29Peyton Hardin?

  Let me further this conversation. At what point of a relationship with your homie is it okay to nut tap him?

• 1:01:34Cameron Kennedy?

  That's a beautiful question.

• 1:01:37Peyton Hardin?

  We go.

• 1:01:37Speaker 05

  Anytime. Anytime's the right time. If I can't nut tap you, we're probably not homies.

• 1:01:44Peyton Hardin?

  Knowing somebody, how long until you knowing you're a guy that you're gonna be.

• 1:01:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Nut tap Diego the first day you said what's up, bro.

• 1:01:51Peyton Hardin?

  So now you, now with that in your mind.

• 1:01:54Speaker 05

  No, first day.

• 1:01:57Speaker 05

  If we're cool and we're chopping it, I probably wouldn't, but, yeah, I might. If I can't, if I can't at least fuck with you a little bit, yeah, we're probably not homies.

• 1:02:06Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no, I'll, I'll clear that up for you. You're not homies. This is the first time you've met Diego.

• 1:02:11Speaker 05

  That's cool. I make friends instantly.

• 1:02:13Cameron Kennedy?

  So you do, but.

• 1:02:14Speaker 05

  I make friends instantly.

• 1:02:16Cameron Kennedy?

  And I can't argue that.

• 1:02:17Speaker 05

  I, I, first time talking to somebody, I'll know your, I'll know your deepest desires of life.

• 1:02:23Peyton Hardin?

  That's not true.

• 1:02:24Cameron Kennedy?

  You think.

• 1:02:26Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, wait, before you disagree with him, what is your gauge? When, when is the right time to nut tap a homie?

• 1:02:31Cameron Kennedy?

  And this, and the conception is meeting the guy?

• 1:02:33Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 1:02:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, so the first time I've met the guy.

• 1:02:35Speaker 05

  Hell, that might be how I meet you and greet you.

• 1:02:40Cameron Kennedy?

  You seem cool. And you're packing, name's Cody.

• 1:02:43Peyton Hardin?

  Four inches? Cody Robinson.

• 1:02:44Cameron Kennedy?

  He goes, oh, fuck, you're show, ain't you? Ooh, you're show, boy. Nice to meet you. Where you from? What's your deepest, darkest desire?

• 1:02:51Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, what's your timeframe?

• 1:02:52Cameron Kennedy?

  From meeting someone, what's up, bro? Oh, shit. I like Jon Jones, too, to now we're talking, hanging out, maybe we see each other a couple more settings. I'm not touching your genitalia, and I mean this wholeheartedly. I have yet to touch Dariel's, and I've known Dariel for over a year.

• 1:03:07Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 1:03:09Cameron Kennedy?

  I would say, we're hitting this off perfectly. I'm, I, it has to be at least a year. I cannot touch your, your. Now, right now, if I got up and touched Dariel's nutsack, now, that it's a scene, it'd be weird. But if it was like, the kill, like, cameras cut, all right, boys, everybody drive safe, I don't think there's anything weird. I think it's good. I think it's loyal. I think we're good.

• 1:03:30Cameron Kennedy?

  A stranger, it has to, I mean, the absolute quickest I would ever do that is like six to nine months.

• 1:03:37Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:03:38Cameron Kennedy?

  There's no way I'm touching your. On the fourth time we've hung out.

• 1:03:42Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, so Dariel, what is your timeframe? Are you, I feel like Dariel's in the position of I'm never touching my friends' nuts.

• 1:03:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, there's, I've known people my whole life.

• 1:03:49Peyton Hardin?

  Wait, hold on, what?

• 1:03:50Speaker 04

  Definitely that. I'm, I'm probably not doing that.

• 1:03:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:53Speaker 04

  Um, most thing I'll touch is like a.

• 1:03:57Speaker 04

  You know what I'm saying?

• 1:04:00Speaker 05

  Tickle your feet.

• 1:04:01Speaker 04

  Yeah, I'll tickle somebody's feet, though.

• 1:04:02Peyton Hardin?

  I've never touched my homie's toes. I'm gonna let you know that.

• 1:04:04Speaker 05

  That might be stranger than a nut tap.

• 1:04:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Argue and say it is.

• 1:04:08Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:09Speaker 05

  To go into tickling feet.

• 1:04:11Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm, I'm not gonna rub your feet either.

• 1:04:12Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. So wait, let me explain, why are you, why are you going to the feet rather than the testicles?

• 1:04:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my god.

• 1:04:18Speaker 04

  Uh, it's a sleepover, so it's like I'm walking past you on the bed, and then like.

• 1:04:24Speaker 05

  Yeah, I'm, I'm gonna tell you what, I would think a lot, if, if we was at a, if we was at a sleepover, and I swear to god, and you nut tap me. I'm not thinking anything of it. If we're at a sleepover and you walk by and you tickle my feet, I'm leaving. I think you're trying to put it in my ass.

• 1:04:40Speaker 04

  I know, bro.

• 1:04:41Speaker 05

  There's no way I'm sticking around for that.

• 1:04:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, can I also say? Now, can I also say?

• 1:04:48Speaker 04

  Ticklish as a grown man.

• 1:04:49Peyton Hardin?

  Can I see what you're, what you're, what you do when you tickle a foot? Like, what's your hand position?

• 1:04:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, that's a lot of digit moving.

• 1:04:57Peyton Hardin?

  One more time. Do you make a noise with it ever?

• 1:05:00Speaker 04

  Nah.

• 1:05:00Peyton Hardin?

  So you're a silent scraper?

• 1:05:02Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:05:02Peyton Hardin?

  And now, have you nut tapped before?

• 1:05:07Speaker 05

  I do, I do personally, because one, it's less violating, but also more effective. I do back of the hand.

• 1:05:14Peyton Hardin?

  Of course, you can't front hand, that's borderline a grope.

• 1:05:16Cameron Kennedy?

  No, if you front hand, you're just grabbing. You gotta hit the. Buddy, good to see you.

• 1:05:22Speaker 05

  Never mind, I can't say what I was gonna say.

• 1:05:23Peyton Hardin?

  There's no way. It's gotta just be, okay, what were you gonna ask?

• 1:05:26Cameron Kennedy?

  I was gonna say, can I, is this wild saying that as two men approaching thirty, y'all both consider that a sleepover? I've not had a sleepover since I was eleven. Now, I, I've stayed the night. I stayed the night at Peyton's house on Thursday.

• 1:05:38Speaker 05

  I was gonna say, you slept over.

• 1:05:39Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, I, I stayed the night.

• 1:05:40Speaker 05

  That was definitely a sleepover.

• 1:05:44Cameron Kennedy?

  I stayed.

• 1:05:45Speaker 05

  We got together like we were in high school, like junior high.

• 1:05:52Cameron Kennedy?

  A sleepover? Bringing bags and pillows and blankets.

• 1:05:57Peyton Hardin?

  Let me tell you what Cam did.

• 1:05:58Cameron Kennedy?

  I brought a phone charger.

• 1:05:59Speaker 05

  The only difference is, we, we all have fuck necessities and shit, like.

• 1:06:03Peyton Hardin?

  Cam came over, he was like, very excited, right? He was the first one at the house. He came over, he instantly got into the house and screamed. He was like, yeah! And I said, oh, he's happy. We gotta give it to him. He doesn't get these often. He ran upstairs, right? He ran upstairs to where we were, he started grabbing me, grabbed CJ, he's like, dude, we ready to have a fuck good time, man. He's like, pop me a Corona.

• 1:06:30Speaker 05

  Keep going your story. I just want to, I wanna highlight at the end how that night ended versus.

• 1:06:36Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yeah, yeah. And then, so he's excited, he's running around, he's slapping my walls and shit, right? He's worked up a sweat thirty seconds into him being in the house. He, so you know how, I, I, my upstairs has a balcony, and there's a little rail where you can, if you decide to go over, you can stand. He's been in my house for all of a minute and a half. Cam goes over my rail on the top floor and is standing over there, and he's like, tell me I won't fuck jump right now. Jump off this thing right now. I have a picture.

• 1:07:12Cameron Kennedy?

  And I was completely over the rail, like, I could have dropped.

• 1:07:15Peyton Hardin?

  Can you add this to the thing, please? Because it's gonna make this thing hit ten times harder.

• 1:07:20Speaker 05

  Sitting in the group?

• 1:07:21Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I'm sitting in the group right now.

• 1:07:22Cameron Kennedy?

  I, I am the parent, and I had a night without my responsibilities and my children.

• 1:07:26Peyton Hardin?

  So I just sent it in court.

• 1:07:28Speaker 05

  Tell me I won't fuck.

• 1:07:29Peyton Hardin?

  So once y'all get the reaction, CJ will put it up on the screen as it's sent.

• 1:07:33Cameron Kennedy?

  I swear to god. I was, I was willing to, too. Hands were off, bro, I was feeling fuck loose, boys.

• 1:07:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I was feeling loose. I, I, I'm not, I'm not gonna lie.

• 1:07:46Cameron Kennedy?

  If there would have been a carpet down there, I probably would have done it. Has there been a carpet?

• 1:07:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Getting at the hardwood, I was like, fuck.

• 1:07:54Speaker 05

  Like, oh, net.

• 1:07:55Peyton Hardin?

  And then, so he, so now we're playing ping pong, he, we've sat him down. We had to grab him over the balcony, because he was.

• 1:08:01Cameron Kennedy?

  They grabbed me like a fire department would, like if someone that's gonna jump.

• 1:08:04Peyton Hardin?

  Off a bridge, you gotta like grab, we like grabbed him. And so, then, he was sitting down, but he was jittery. So he was so excited, he was waiting for everybody to come over, because a lot of us rose to come over. So, Dariel, like, was outside. Dude, tell Dariel fuck him in, man. Why is he sitting outside, man? Dariel, get up, tell somebody to come up, man.

• 1:08:22Cameron Kennedy?

  No, he does that weird shit.

• 1:08:24Peyton Hardin?

  He was like watching.

• 1:08:26Cameron Kennedy?

  We, we have a theory that you were watching Twitter in your car before he came in.

• 1:08:29Speaker 04

  No, I was on the phone with my sister.

• 1:08:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Well, back to the story.

• 1:08:34Speaker 05

  Sounds better.

• 1:08:34Peyton Hardin?

  He started calling people, he was like, dude, where's everybody at? Where's all the buddies? Where's all our friends at? He starts making rounds of phone calls, seeing where people are at.

• 1:08:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Called everybody.

• 1:08:43Peyton Hardin?

  Then he realizes, fuck, we didn't invite enough people. So he calls more people to invite them.

• 1:08:49Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:08:50Peyton Hardin?

  I swear to god, he calls Pierce Listener.

• 1:08:52Speaker 05

  Yeah, he did.

• 1:08:53Peyton Hardin?

  He goes, he goes, Zelly, Zelly, tell you, Zelly, what are you doing, man? And he was like, I'm in the car with my girl. He goes, what? And he goes, ah, dude, I just wanna let you know, we ju, he lied to him, first of all, Cam's a big liar.

• 1:09:07Cameron Kennedy?

  And that, and that was, but it's more of a, kinda just pave over the conversation. It's not like, you know.

• 1:09:14Peyton Hardin?

  And he goes, we just thought of this today, but we're having a boys' night at Pease. He was like, I just told Robbie about it, too. He's coming. I just told Ryan about it. It's like very impromptu, we came up with it at work. And he goes, bro, it's gonna be a good time. We have alcohol, we might have a little bit of smoke. We have everything, man. Dude, he's like, don't even worry about anything, we got it. Do you wanna bring anything?

• 1:09:35Cameron Kennedy?

  I said, I said, there is drinks here, but I know you're new to the drink game. If you have a specific beverage of choice, you might wanna go ahead and bring it. But if not, there's some beers and probably some whiskey.

• 1:09:43Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, he's like, we're gonna watch music videos, we're.

• 1:09:46Speaker 05

  And we did.

• 1:09:47Cameron Kennedy?

  We did.

• 1:09:47Peyton Hardin?

  We did. And so I was just so excited to.

• 1:09:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, your fuck, your room?

• 1:09:52Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:53Cameron Kennedy?

  You talk about, you talk about a palace for being inebriated. That is a.

• 1:09:58Peyton Hardin?

  With my galaxy.

• 1:09:58Cameron Kennedy?

  That is a magical room to have an inebriated night in. Down system, the, the, the comfy couch, there's so much room to just lay out and sprawl out, all this carpeted. I mean, god, Jesus, it's dark in there.

• 1:10:12Peyton Hardin?

  We had a great time, and I will put this on wax right now. There's no better game to do with your homies than left, right, center. Like, that was so fun, bro.

• 1:10:22Cameron Kennedy?

  There's, no, no, I can, and then back to that moment, Dariel, a grown man, Dariel, that is very like, uh, you know. He's a nice guy, sweetheart, but he's like exterior, he's a, he's a hard dude. Like, he can hold his own, you wouldn't wanna fuck with him type of guy. One in left, right, center, and Dariel said, yes!

• 1:10:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Diego rode that bitch out, all of Dariel had to do was. He got that die, he said, yeah.

• 1:10:52Peyton Hardin?

  All for twenty-four dollars.

• 1:10:55Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, oh my god, and one of the most, I know, okay, especially when I'm in that mindset, when something funny happens and then I deliver it to everyone else, it's very funny, cause like, I'm like, almost, it's like a spidey sense, like, I'm so out of it, but certain things, I'm so locked in, it's like moments that other people didn't see, cause y'all having your own conversations. So there was multiple of those, they're really funny, dude, my favorite was Dario, Dario was also inebriated, he was trying to pass the dice to Ryan, dog, this was standing still, like, you would've thought we just ran a mile, we're standing still, like his feet are planted, and Dario like tripped over himself, he was like, he go, Ryan, it's your turn, and he like threw the dice, the dice fell

• 1:11:39Cameron Kennedy?

  off the fucking island, and no, like, I almost felt bad, cause I felt like I was calling him out, cause everyone else was like talking, like K-Rob was talking to Diego, Pierce was sitting there,

• 1:11:51Cameron Kennedy?

  you were talking to, yeah, Jesus, you were talking, and I was so just like, locked in that moment, it was, I started just like crying laughing, it was hilarious, he was just standing straight up, he's like, here Ryan, it's your turn, he like fell, threw the dice at him.

• 1:12:07Peyton Hardin?

  That's so funny, man.

• 1:12:08Cameron Kennedy?

  That night, dude, y'all can't tell me, we don't need to do that more.

• 1:12:11Peyton Hardin?

  Nah, your brain, it's you, bro, so, yeah, yeah, your brain.

• 1:12:15Cameron Kennedy?

  No, but I'm saying, when's the last time that?

• 1:12:17Peyton Hardin?

  We wait on you to say it.

• 1:12:19Cameron Kennedy?

  I know, but when's the last time that you like, y'all have done something like that, just in the house, not going out afterwards, that many people?

• 1:12:25Peyton Hardin?

  No, not that many people.

• 1:12:26Cameron Kennedy?

  That's what I'm saying, that's fun, bro.

• 1:12:28Peyton Hardin?

  But the reason it was that many people is because you were there.

• 1:12:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah, I know, and I know, that's what I'm saying, like, yeah, we need to do that more, like, we need to.

• 1:12:36Peyton Hardin?

  Well, let's do it.

• 1:12:37Speaker 05

  It's on you, is what we're trying to say.

• 1:12:39Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I will. Once you make the call, I promise you, that many people and more will come.

• 1:12:43Speaker 05

  Bro, I just, I think it's so funny, like, just those moments like that one with you, and you were like so sincere, and cause then he said, where'd Ryan go?

• 1:12:52Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, you're like, you're, you're, you're crossed at this point, I mean, you're feeling really, it's he genuine, like, oh, the heart of gold, where'd Ryan go? And somebody goes, I think he went to take a shit, and then a flip of the switch, you go, no.

• 1:13:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, what the?

• 1:13:08Peyton Hardin?

  K-Rob.

• 1:13:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Lost at that moment.

• 1:13:11Peyton Hardin?

  It was funny.

• 1:13:11Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know why, I literally turned into like a pirate.

• 1:13:13Peyton Hardin?

  You get weird, bro, you get weird.

• 1:13:15Speaker 05

  Wait, wait, wait, where's Ryan?

• 1:13:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I think he's taking.

• 1:13:18Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 1:13:21Peyton Hardin?

  Just so that you can eat, what was it for?

• 1:13:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, just so you can eat. Oh my god, bro, y'all were fucking teasing me, we have five warm, amazing smelling pizzas, and then some, let's all wait.

• 1:13:33Peyton Hardin?

  Nobody said that.

• 1:13:34Speaker 05

  Nobody said that.

• 1:13:35Cameron Kennedy?

  It was in your brain.

• 1:13:36Peyton Hardin?

  It was in my head, dude.

• 1:13:36Cameron Kennedy?

  And so, you saw.

• 1:13:37Peyton Hardin?

  I literally was like, bro.

• 1:13:39Speaker 05

  You keep trying to get everybody else to eat, so you could eat.

• 1:13:43Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, bro, and I already started, I had two slices, and then he literally goes, P, what the?

• 1:13:49Peyton Hardin?

  I'm like, what? He goes, dude, you didn't say we're eating.

• 1:13:51Cameron Kennedy?

  I literally, I guess in my mind, I thought that was like a Thanksgiving type thing, like, we're all gonna start, like, we're gonna start the assembly line.

• 1:13:58Peyton Hardin?

  So, bro, there's no women here.

• 1:14:00Cameron Kennedy?

  I saw you got your pizza, and I was fucking ticked, I was like, bro, I was like, I literally was like, what the, I've been waiting for ten minutes, and he just took his shit, I was like, can I go eat?

• 1:14:09Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, there's no women here, we don't have to be polite.

• 1:14:13Cameron Kennedy?

  I was, I was fucking thrown when I saw you had pizza, I was like, what do you mean?

• 1:14:18Peyton Hardin?

  Pizza was so damn.

• 1:14:20Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, inebriated, out of your mind, or stone cold sober, that batch of Domino's. It's because, and it came from a, from this guy. Six, oh my god, I asked him six times before we left, I said, CJ, I know, I'm not like a hundred percent here, why the would we put in a delivery pizza order if we're gonna go pick it up? CJ's like, dude, I swear to god, that's what Peyton told me to do, he said to pick it up on the way back to the house, why do you think we're leaving before then? I said, so we can get to the house, it's already gonna be.

• 1:14:52Peyton Hardin?

  So we had it delivered somewhere to pick it up?

• 1:14:54Cameron Kennedy?

  The order was set for delivery, for Peyton's house, yes, it was, no, it wasn't, that's why, CJ, the dude in the window said, oh yeah, your order's not ready yet, we're gonna have to make that for you, they were going to deliver it.

• 1:15:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Late, they weren't trying to work, that's why. Exactly, so that's what I'm saying, due to the, though, because we pulled up on them.

• 1:15:16Peyton Hardin?

  Made it taste ten times better.

• 1:15:18Cameron Kennedy?

  They literally like, holy fuck, this supposed to be delivery, but they're here right now, we gotta make their shit, so when I tell you, they, they like, right then and there, they made the cheesy bread and the five pizzas, it was boiling hot, but by the time, bro, to the time, by the time we got to the house, though.

• 1:15:33Speaker 05

  I didn't even get to try that.

• 1:15:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, bro, you didn't like participate in anything, I was like, why isn't Robbie eating this? No, cause he was fasting.

• 1:15:39Speaker 05

  I had a blood test, and that's made for my low test.

• 1:15:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Cause I asked too, I literally said, bro, I said, drinking or not, I said, Robbie, that pizza's great, why don't you eat it? And he was like, I can't, bro, I gotta, I'm fasting for the morning, and I was like, bro, literally, the people there that didn't drink, were like, this pizza is phenomenal, it was.

• 1:15:56Peyton Hardin?

  It was so good, and Dario, so then, we went to the, to the sunroom to smoke cigars, like, great way to end a boys' night, right, you're smoking cigars, you're, you're a little drunk or whatever.

• 1:16:07Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's good, but I'm not gonna lie, I was fucking pissed when I got home, my clothes smelled like.

• 1:16:11Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, it will make your clothes stink.

• 1:16:13Speaker 05

  Sorry, continue.

• 1:16:15Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, so.

• 1:16:16Speaker 05

  Hope.

• 1:16:16Peyton Hardin?

  And I guess this was Dario's first time in a cigar, which I didn't know, cause he does hookah, like, he knows what to do.

• 1:16:23Cameron Kennedy?

  I didn't even see this part, I think I was playing CJ.

• 1:16:25Peyton Hardin?

  I look over.

• 1:16:29Peyton Hardin?

  This one, Dario was hitting it like a blunt.

• 1:16:35Peyton Hardin?

  He goes, oh, your tummy was probably. He goes, he goes, man, you're supposed to get a buzz off this.

• 1:16:41Speaker 05

  I said, yeah, bro, just in your gums, and you like, you push it out.

• 1:16:44Peyton Hardin?

  He goes, y'all not nailing?

• 1:16:47Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 1:16:49Peyton Hardin?

  That shit hit me hard, I was like, damn, how are they doing this, how are they hitting this? He was like halfway through his, I'm like, he should be fucking.

• 1:17:00Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, uh, the other cam was like, yeah, I've seen him taking like a champ, just like, you know, like, like a real man over there, hair on his chest, I'm like, what do you mean?

• 1:17:09Speaker 05

  Doing it like I'm supposed to.

• 1:17:10Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, no, that was my first time.

• 1:17:12Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like, you faced half a cigar, and it's in your lungs.

• 1:17:15Speaker 05

  That's crazy.

• 1:17:16Cameron Kennedy?

  I can't imagine, that's wild.

• 1:17:17Speaker 05

  We then went to watch music videos.

• 1:17:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, you cannot tell me, first off.

• 1:17:21Peyton Hardin?

  Cam's so funny.

• 1:17:22Speaker 05

  First off, I don't know how much you actually watched.

• 1:17:25Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, you're, I have so many photos of you asleep.

• 1:17:27Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I know, no, no, I know, it got weird at one point, cause the other cam, Cam Russell was sitting right next to me, and my, my, for whatever reason, the way my body was positioned, my dozing off pattern, was just from about shoulder line up, just heavy lean to the left, so I'd sit here and I'd be watching, I was like, and I was going.

• 1:17:45Peyton Hardin?

  Put your head on his shoulder?

• 1:17:46Cameron Kennedy?

  No, but he was like, I felt bad, because every time he was like this.

• 1:17:51Cameron Kennedy?

  And like giving me space to like slump, and then one time I literally woke up, and I was like, I was like, oh, I'm sorry, bro, and like, I was looking in his eyes, I was like, dude, I'm sorry, and I came back, and I was just like.

• 1:18:01Peyton Hardin?

  Bro, this one, he was, bro, you were, you were nodding, you'd be like this, you'd be like, you're grooving, and you'd still, you'd be like.

• 1:18:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:18:12Peyton Hardin?

  Hold on, hold on, you'd go like this.

• 1:18:15Cameron Kennedy?

  And wake up right back into it. Dog, that was, but that's also, obviously, the, uh, the, the vices helped with that feeling.

• 1:18:25Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, of course.

• 1:18:26Cameron Kennedy?

  It was, it was genuinely the fact, that it was like one thirty in the morning, I go to sleep at like ten thirty.

• 1:18:32Peyton Hardin?

  Once it hit eleven, Cam was fighting.

• 1:18:35Cameron Kennedy?

  I can be stone cold sober, if it hits eleven o'clock, I'm like, woo.

• 1:18:38Speaker 05

  I left, I left first, and I was like, Cam, good, yeah, man, I'm just a little tired, I said, you can go to bed, like, it's not off limits.

• 1:18:48Cameron Kennedy?

  But it was boys' night.

• 1:18:49Speaker 05

  You're like, nah, can't do it, man.

• 1:18:50Peyton Hardin?

  We should, we should do like a bimonthly boys' night, bro, like, we should schedule it, put it in our, that's so fun.

• 1:19:00Peyton Hardin?

  Alright, guys, that was a part of our Patreon exclusive, you wanna see, uh, another episode every single week, it is over on our Patreon, patreon.com/youshouldknowpodcast, or click the link in the description, completely ad-free, completely uncensored, playing music, the whole gang, absolutely wild, and we have more stuff over there, like Koala royalty episodes, live streams, like five or six different shows, you're, it's like a Netflix for You Should Know Podcast, so, and You Should Know Studios, so go, uh, go enjoy it.

• 1:19:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, sir, appreciate every one of you coming back, we absolutely love you, he just told you what those links in the description are, so you can go ahead and click them, we're in Australia, we're doing the thing, and we're gonna be back soon, but, we absolutely love y'all, confuse the casuals, get your good karma, this week's secret code, H O A, we're gonna keep it simple, and we're just gonna simply put that everywhere, so they can all know that we're just like, fuck you, you know what I'm saying? H O A, leave in the comments everywhere, confuse the casuals, and get your good karma, we absolutely love y'all, remember, one night, two lollipops, I'm gonna get home to Christmas, so we will see you over on the Patreon, and next time.

• 1:20:03Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, no, I, I had a basketball goal, they said no.

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