Bonus #183 - Kush Brothers Presents: At The Flicks (Letterhotboxd) w/ Spliffskel & Reefert & Toker [PATREON PREVIEW]

Patreon preview. Unlock full episode at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld Calling all cinephiles, calling all cinephiles. JP McDade and Anthony Devito return to the pod for a special film buff edition where they discuss the Wachowskis' Speed Racer (2008) after watching it in an NYC theater that had bedbugs at some point in the past. The birth of a series so rich that we had to remove all the spaces from the title in the Youtube video to stay under the character limit. The boys dive deep on the movie, analyzing how Christina Ricci and Susan Sarandon are legendary baddies, whether the little kid is good or annoying, how the story is an allegory for small guys taking on big corporations, and how Eldis was entertained by the monkey. Guest appearances by dear friend of the pod Reece Grover, and one of Stav's mysterious neighbors known only as Neighbor X. The conversation was so rich that Stav, JP and Anthony only had time to take one call, from a guy whose girlfriend wants intimacy during that time of the month, which he hates because of his Pavlovian association with bedbugs. Follow JP McDade on social media: https://twitter.com/jp_mcdade https://www.instagram.com/mcdadebaby Follow Anthony Devito on social media: http://www.anthonydevitocomedy.com/ http://www.facebook.com/1260596015 https://twitter.com/AnthonyDeVito_ http://instagram.com/comediananthonydevito https://www.youtube.com/@comediananthonydevito ☎️ Want to be a part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice! 🎟️ See Stavvy live on the Dreamboat Tour 🛥️💕!!! https://stavvy.biz/ for tickets ‼️ Bonus episodes every week! Unlock exclusive, Patreon-only episodes at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld

Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:03Speaker 00

  Oh, look. You just got added to a meeting. About coordinating another meeting. To prepare for the pre-meeting. Ahead of the follow-up meeting. Which will, of course. Require a recap meeting. And then, another meeting. Hit your booking point? Book with Southwest and enter airplane mode.

• 0:30Speaker 00

  Time for a quick break to talk about McDonald's. It's the tangiest time of the year. For a limited time, head to McDonald's and get a McRib sandwich. Make it a meal by adding a medium fries and a soft drink like an ice cold Diet Dr. Pepper. So grab a McRib sandwich and embrace the tang. Save time by ordering ahead on the app. At participating McDonald's for a limited time. Dr. Pepper is a registered trademark of Dr. Pepper 7-Up Inc.

• 0:58Speaker 01

  Here's a really appropriate ask-all for this episode.

• 1:03Speaker 02

  Hey, Stavi, such a big fan. Love the show, love the call-in portion especially. I need your sagely wisdom. You've given so many others. What up, Elvis? Uh, guests also.

• 1:17Speaker 02

  Okay, so I am, uh, I work in pest control, pest management, whatever you want to say. And part of my job, I treat bed bugs. And that's about as, about as pleasant as you would imagine it would be. But, uh, fuck it's gotta be done. And, uh, part of that work is you become very acquainted with the smell of blood. Other people's blood, strangers' blood. But unfortunately, all blood kind of more or less smells the same. So, my girlfriend, who's lovely, we have a good relationship. I'm 35, she's 40. Um, she...

• 1:55Speaker 02

  Really likes to have sex on her period and I think you know where this is going.

• 2:00Stavros Halkias?

  Not really.

• 2:01Speaker 02

  Unfortunately, with enough time now.

• 2:03Stavros Halkias?

  I know where it's going.

• 2:03Speaker 02

  Doing my job long enough. I have a very strong smell kind of connection, association with bedbugs and blood where typically I could have sex with someone on the period, never bothered me before. Um, and I think what makes it especially bad is my girlfriend really likes to have sex on her period. I think she feels a little bit less attractive, maybe when she's on her period, she feels a little self-conscious, so she likes, you know, kind of the, the affirmation, I guess, of, of like, I'm still attracted to her.

• 2:37Stavros Halkias?

  His call.

• 2:38Speaker 02

  So I'm having trouble to the point that like, I.

• 2:41Stavros Halkias?

  Something about a movie, about.

• 2:42Speaker 02

  I struggled to get it up, which is typically not.

• 2:44Stavros Halkias?

  You search speed racer, obviously you're not gonna find speed racer, but you can't find something about weed or a movie.

• 2:51Stavros Halkias?

  Luckily I can find.

• 2:54Stavros Halkias?

  The theater that we saw at that did once have bedbugs.

• 2:56Speaker 02

  Oh, really?

• 2:57Stavros Halkias?

  So it's a little bit familiar.

• 2:58Speaker 01

  I thought that was the one in Times Square.

• 2:59Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, I thought it was both.

• 3:00Speaker 01

  They probably both have, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 3:03Stavros Halkias?

  I remember that scared the fuck out of me. Anyway, anyway, what else?

• 3:05Speaker 02

  I, I struggled to get it up, which is typically not an issue for me. Uh, getting the erection, maintaining the erection when she's on her period, really difficult, especially when I get to smell it all. My girlfriend is not the most understanding, not the most, uh, level-headed, so I'm.

• 3:25Stavros Halkias?

  Level-headed.

• 3:26Speaker 02

  I'm worried that.

• 3:27Stavros Halkias?

  Cause your dick gets soft when she desperately wants to fuck you.

• 3:30Speaker 02

  Me attempting to tell her that, hey, I'm having trouble with this because I'm associating with bedbugs is gonna make her feel terrible about herself and it's, it's gonna go very poorly. But what do I do? Do I get secret dick pills to help myself?

• 3:47Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, I mean.

• 3:47Speaker 02

  Do I try to talk to her about it? Cause honestly, I just am not sure that I can do it. So, yeah.

• 3:55Stavros Halkias?

  Put some fucking Flicks VapoRub under your nose.

• 4:02Speaker 04

  Seems like this is kinda nipped in the bud.

• 4:05Speaker 05

  This was over before it started, pal.

• 4:06Stavros Halkias?

  Uh, yeah, we have a hundred easy solutions.

• 4:10Stavros Halkias?

  Something under the nose.

• 4:12Speaker 05

  Cook something with a lot of garlic, like right before you fuck.

• 4:14Stavros Halkias?

  Sure.

• 4:15Speaker 05

  It's an overwhelming smell, it's nice.

• 4:16Stavros Halkias?

  And that way you keep the vampires that might wanna suck her pussy blood out.

• 4:20Speaker 04

  This is big.

• 4:22Speaker 01

  So that's like two birds, one stone situation.

• 4:24Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, that's fucking smart. Why don't vampires just like milk women on their feet?

• 4:31Speaker 01

  You know what I mean? Why don't they have farms full of women? And then they don't have to kill anybody?

• 4:36Speaker 05

  I think that was addressed in like True Blood and Twilight, they both kinda

• 4:39Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, they did have.

• 4:40Speaker 05

  Came to that conclusion. So they don't have to kill.

• 4:42Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, just farm.

• 4:43Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 4:44Stavros Halkias?

  You know what I'm saying?

• 4:45Speaker 05

  Just wring out some tampons.

• 4:46Speaker 04

  What did they say was the reason not to?

• 4:49Speaker 05

  What, you mean like?

• 4:50Speaker 04

  In Twilight.

• 4:51Speaker 05

  I think in one of those, uh, the good shit is the kind you get from killing somebody. But there's like, there's like the cheap knockoff.

• 4:58Stavros Halkias?

  Pussy blood is, I see.

• 5:00Speaker 01

  It's like different shelves.

• 5:01Speaker 05

  Yes, yes.

• 5:02Stavros Halkias?

  Pussy blood is pop off.

• 5:03Speaker 05

  Pussy blood is like shake, yeah.

• 5:06Stavros Halkias?

  Okay, that's a shame, I would think it actually might be.

• 5:09Speaker 01

  Pussy blood is a half step above biting into a rat when you can't find a human.

• 5:14Stavros Halkias?

  No, come on, Elvis. Decolonize your mind from that kinda misogyny, man. It's better than a rat. Pussy blood's definitely much better than a rat. Human pussy blood is definitely for a vampire, much better on the hierarchy than sucking a rat. You know that. You know that, don't get cute, man, alright?

• 5:34Speaker 05

  Rat can't invite you in.

• 5:35Stavros Halkias?

  Lestat, when he was in the gutter, actually sucking rats?

• 5:40Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 5:40Stavros Halkias?

  He would've killed for pussy blood, and you know it. You know Lestat in his fucking weakened state would've killed for a cup of pussy blood.

• 5:47Speaker 05

  He would've sucked on a maxi pad for as long as it took.

• 5:50Speaker 01

  He would've been like, alright, this is better than a rat.

• 5:52Stavros Halkias?

  No, he'd be three, he'd lick his chops.

• 5:55Speaker 01

  But that's not that good neck blood, you know?

• 5:58Stavros Halkias?

  No, man, if you give a fucking homeless guy a fucking Chick-fil-A sandwich, he's not gonna ask for a steak. He's gonna be like, this is a delicious sandwich.

• 6:05Speaker 01

  I guess, I don't know.

• 6:07Stavros Halkias?

  Next, wait, did we even answer this question?

• 6:09Speaker 05

  Nope.

• 6:09Speaker 01

  Not really.

• 6:10Stavros Halkias?

  I was really like, next question.

• 6:12Speaker 01

  This also might be the only question we have time for.

• 6:14Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, right, Elvis has a hard out.

• 6:18Stavros Halkias?

  Elvis is late to a concert with his wife for this.

• 6:22Speaker 05

  The Kuz Brothers.

• 6:22Speaker 01

  Worth every moment.

• 6:26Speaker 05

  The projectionist is leaving.

• 6:30Stavros Halkias?

  All right, this is our last question.

• 6:36Stavros Halkias?

  This is awesome. This, actually, this might be my favorite episode we've ever done.

• 6:39Speaker 05

  This is incredible.

• 6:42Stavros Halkias?

  Okay, all right, all right. So, first of all, dude, okay, what he's doing here is practicing the lie he's gonna tell his girlfriend on us. He's, it's like, it's like doing an open mic. He's open miking this argument that he doesn't even really believe. It's like, cause by the way, I, it wasn't a, my first apartment that I sublet in New York, I was, had, was infested with bedbugs. It didn't really smell. It, you, you have to see the worst infestation of all time for it to smell like blood. Famously, the thing about bedbugs is that like, they, you know, they leave little marks, but it's not, it's not enough for you to figure it out. So, I don't actually believe you. I think,

• 7:22Stavros Halkias?

  and also, I, I kinda know what bedbugs smell like. They don't smell like pussy blood.

• 7:28Speaker 05

  No.

• 7:29Stavros Halkias?

  It just didn't make you don't like the smell of pussy. That's all this is.

• 7:33Speaker 05

  They were like full of blood and then they were all flattened so that all that blood came out of them. And then you smell that. Yeah, I think you came up with a story to like cover for being squeamish about falling to fuck on a pyramid.

• 7:43Stavros Halkias?

  Exactly. It's like, I think you just gotta, yeah, yeah. Yeah, fuck on the pyramid. Top of the pyramid. That'll be good.

• 7:54Stavros Halkias?

  Red flap in your hair around.

• 7:57Speaker 05

  Drone shot flying in.

• 8:01Stavros Halkias?

  I, look, I don't think, I just think you don't want to do, like, don't give me this bedbug stuff. Yeah, and look, we, who amongst-

• 8:08Speaker 05

  If you don't like the smell of blood, you should start liking the taste. That's all I'm saying.

• 8:11Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, honestly, kinda, yeah. Just stay at the top shelf, in my experience. You don't gotta go, go too crazy.

• 8:17Speaker 05

  Yes, yes, yes.

• 8:18Stavros Halkias?

  Now, I would say though-

• 8:19Speaker 05

  You don't go in the well.

• 8:20Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 8:21Speaker 05

  You're just the top shelf.

• 8:22Stavros Halkias?

  Just get, whatever's in the bucket still, you can drink that, but don't go in. Anyway, I would say that you just have to admit that you don't really wanna do this. And yeah, if, honestly, just take secret dick pills, or just kinda grow up, figure it out. I don't know what to tell you, man.

• 8:39Speaker 05

  You can act like a man.

• 8:41Stavros Halkias?

  Like a man. Absolutely. This is Tony Soprano smacking AJ. And isn't that what got somebody going to military school?

• 8:48Speaker 05

  It's in The Godfather.

• 8:49Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, sorry, sorry.

• 8:49Speaker 05

  Vito slaps, he slaps the singer. He's like, you can act like a man.

• 8:52Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, right, right, right.

• 8:53Speaker 05

  You fucking pussy.

• 8:54Stavros Halkias?

  Remember when Tony slaps the fuck out of?

• 8:56Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, of AJ and like presses him up.

• 8:58Stavros Halkias?

  And he fucks it up because that gets him out of, doesn't that get him out of?

• 9:02Speaker 05

  Football?

• 9:02Stavros Halkias?

  No, uh, military school? Don't they feel bad after that or something? Or no, maybe that, maybe that's when they send him. Whatever, who gives a fuck? We'll do, we'll do the, the smoke and McEmmys. The M weeds. The M weeds. That's for TV.

• 9:22Speaker 05

  The Stemes.

• 9:23Stavros Halkias?

  The Stemes. I mean, that's why this man is, this is the fucking best in the biz. McDade is the fucking king for a reason, folks. Put him on your writing staff. Nikki Glaser isn't a fucking idiot. This woman employs him.

• 9:40Speaker 05

  Roast of Kevin Hart is out by now.

• 9:42Stavros Halkias?

  The roast, he, he wrote half the fucking jokes you heard on the roast of Kevin Hart, you fucking animals. And he's here for you today at Kush Brothers Presents.

• 9:51Speaker 05

  Branding opportunities.

• 9:52Stavros Halkias?

  Kush Brothers Presents.

• 9:56Stavros Halkias?

  Smoke Soul.

• 9:57Speaker 05

  At the Flix.

• 9:58Stavros Halkias?

  At the Flix.

• 10:06Stavros Halkias?

  I thought I was gonna nail it. And we were gonna, that was gonna be the end of the episode.

• 10:10Speaker 04

  I know, I know.

• 10:11Stavros Halkias?

  I thought I was gonna ramp up and I was gonna just get it.

• 10:14Speaker 05

  Left out the window.

• 10:15Stavros Halkias?

  Get it perfect.

• 10:16Speaker 04

  I know, man. You were so locked in.

• 10:19Stavros Halkias?

  I just did not have it.

• 10:21Speaker 04

  It was awesome.

• 10:23Stavros Halkias?

  I just did not have it, okay?

• 10:36Speaker 06

  Oh, look. You just got added to a meeting about coordinating another meeting to prepare for the pre-meeting ahead of the follow-up meeting, which will, of course, require a recap meeting. And then another meeting. Hit your booking point. Book with Southwest and enter airplane mode.

• 11:02Speaker 00

  Time for a quick break to talk about McDonald's. It's the tangiest time of the year. For a limited time, head to McDonald's and get a McRib sandwich. Make it a meal by adding a medium fries and a soft drink like an ice cold Diet Dr. Pepper. So grab a McRib sandwich and embrace the tang. Save time by ordering ahead on the app. At participating McDonald's for a limited time. Dr. Pepper is a registered trademark of Dr. Pepper 7-Up Inc.