Ask, Tell, Confess: Wait, Bunnie is Going to JAIL?!

On this week’s episode of Ask, Tell, Confess, Bunnie Xo gets brutally honest about her unexpected run-in with the law. After being pulled over twice in what officers swore looked like a “drug dealer car,” she finds out her license was secretly suspended over a 2020 Alabama ticket. Even after paying it off in October, the suspension never cleared—kicking off a whole new wave of chaos that she’s planning to vlog for the Coven. From there, the episode takes a wild left turn into listener confessions, including a jaw-dropping tale about a man losing his virginity to a horse, a woman who straight-up stabbed a mugger, and a hilariously disastrous poop explosion mid-hookup. It’s chaotic, hilarious, and exactly the ATC energy we live for. Watch Full Episodes & More: YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@Dumbblondepod

Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:00Bunnie XO?

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• 0:41Bunnie XO?

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• 0:52Speaker 01

  Wayfair, every style, every home.

• 0:56Bunnie XO?

  Ask Taylor Confetti.

• 1:02Speaker 02

  Ask Taylor Confetti.

• 1:06Bunnie XO?

  Ask Taylor Confetti.

• 1:08Speaker 02

  Ask Taylor Confetti.

• 1:13Speaker 02

  Hello friends. Welcome to another Ask Taylor Confetti house.

• 1:24Bunnie XO?

  Alright. Threw me off there. Yeah, yeah. You guys, we just got out of a talk shop live to give you guys all autographed books and you guys showed up and showed out. They really did. What the hell? We had, we had a time in there. It was great. If you guys want to see it, go over to my Bunny XO YouTube, click on Lives, you'll see it there. If you want an signed autographed book from me, it tells you where to do it all the way over there. So, if you guys want a signed autographed book, just head over to the Bunny XO YouTube, click on Lives, and you will see how to accumulate one. How's everybody doing today?

• 2:10Bunnie XO?

  You're on one today.

• 2:11Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:12Bunnie XO?

  You're so hyphy, man.

• 2:13Speaker 03

  He's got a burst of energy.

• 2:14Bunnie XO?

  Let's go. I'm right. Well, it is eight o'clock at night. We've been filming, so. It's gonna be a crazy week. If you can't beat them, join them. I gotta hold up the whole bravado, you know?

• 2:31Bunnie XO?

  You guys, I'm going to jail.

• 2:35Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 2:36Bunnie XO?

  Should we talk about it? You're just gonna tell the internet this? Why would I not tell the internet this? I tell the internet everything anyways.

• 2:44Speaker 03

  Right. I can feel her clenching.

• 2:47Bunnie XO?

  So, uh, your girl got in trouble with the law, not intentionally. What happened was I got a ticket in 2020 in Alabama, driving home from like a family vacation. Do I remember getting this ticket? Absolutely not, but for some reason, our daughter does. She remembers. She's like, yeah, mom, you remember it was like April of 2020. And I'm like, how do you remember that? But she remembered it. Anyways, I got pulled over. So here's the thing. I literally, I have, I have three vehicles.

• 3:22Bunnie XO?

  Two of them, I have never gotten pulled over and never had a problem. This new one that I got, because I have it designed, it, it looks like big worm would be driving it. Okay. It looks like a drug dealer's vehicle. I have been pulled over twice in this fucking vehicle.

• 3:41Speaker 03

  I even warned you.

• 3:43Bunnie XO?

  Literally. Scroll up in that group chat. Swear. So get this, fricking, I'm driving, I get pulled over by this officer. He gets out and you could tell he thought it was gonna be a drug dealer that was in the car. He's like, you need to roll your windows down, like yelling at me from the back of his car, right? So I had to put all the windows down because the tint on it's really dark. And he walks up and he sees that it's me and Monica in it. So he, he gets nicer and he's like, he's like, um, you know, your tint's a little dark, blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, I'm sorry, officer, I'm getting a prescription for it, whatever. So he's like, cool, just let me run your license. And he's like, I'll, I'll let you be on your way. And so he runs my license and he comes back and he goes, do you know that your license is suspended? And I was like, what? I said, when? How? How could this happen?

• 4:26Bunnie XO?

  I was like, I'm like a fricking upstanding citizen these days. Like, what are you talking about? And he's like, yeah, it's suspended from a ticket in Alabama. And I'm like, okay. I'm like, no, I didn't know that. And he's like, well, I'm gonna let you go with a warning. He's like, but get it fixed. And I'm like, oh, thank you so much. He was so cool. Shout out to that officer. So anyways, I go home, I get ahold of Alabama, find out that the ticket's from 2020, instantly pay it. It gets paid. I got it paid. I paid it at the end of October, like October 20th, right? So I'm assuming that everything's fine and my license is reinstated. I'm, you know, driving the other day. I might have been speeding. I don't know. I can't confirm or deny.

• 5:07Speaker 03

  Plead the fifth.

• 5:08Bunnie XO?

  Plead the fifth. And I'm going down the freeway and literally I pass this officer and he is outside of his car gunning people, you know? Him and I make fucking eye contact, dude.

• 5:19Speaker 03

  Radar.

• 5:20Bunnie XO?

  While I'm racing by.

• 5:23Bunnie XO?

  Eye contact, right? So I get all the way to almost my exit and I'm like, that was a close one. And what do you know? I look in my freaking rearview mirror and here comes this fucking officer on my ass. So I have anxiety because from, you know, I'm like, oh my God, is my driver's license still suspended? It shouldn't be, you know, whatever. So I roll the windows down. He comes over and he's like, do you know that you were doing 88? And I was like, okay. You know, like I, I didn't know. I, I, yeah, I was just like, okay, that's what you're saying, but I don't believe I do. You know, I was gonna argue with him. And he's like, do you have your license and registration? He's being a fucking dick. And I'm just like, oh my God, dude. So I just told him straight up, I got pulled over a month ago

• 6:03Bunnie XO?

  and I was told that my license was suspended. I paid the ticket. It should be reinstated by now, whatever. So he goes to his car and then he comes back and he's like, no, your license is still suspended. And I'm like, oh my gosh. I'm like, I'm so sorry. What do I do? He's like, well, it is an arrestable offense.

• 6:19Speaker 04

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• 6:50Bunnie XO?

  And I'm just like, fuck dude. And he's like, but I'm not gonna arrest you now. He's like, but sometime this week, you need to go down to the jail and book yourself in. First of all, I didn't know that was an option. Cause I know, growing up as a criminal, if you give me that option, I'm never checking myself in. You know what I'm saying? Like, this is not, we're not going to a five star resort here.

• 7:11Speaker 05

  I feel like you were being punkfaked.

• 7:13Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I know. It was crazy and I was just like, okay, so I agreed to whatever. And then he made me and Monica switch so that Monica can drive or whatever. Come to find out, the ticket was paid. The ticket was paid October 24th. So I don't know why it's still, um, why it's still suspended, but I got my lawyer on it, whatever. So it looks like your girl is gonna have to go book herself in. And if I do, you guys have seen all my past mug shots, right? I'm going in glam to the fuck up, baby.

• 7:41Speaker 05

  We are going to give you the works.

• 7:43Bunnie XO?

  No, and I'm going to, and yes, and I'm going to vlog it.

• 7:48Speaker 05

  For it to be the old mug shot, back be the new mug shot.

• 7:52Bunnie XO?

  When I told my lawyer that I was gonna vlog it, he was like, no comment. I love my lawyer so much, but yeah, so that's a-

• 8:00Speaker 05

  Talk about them possibly holding you?

• 8:03Bunnie XO?

  They, I hope they don't. I have anxiety. I don't wanna be held.

• 8:06Speaker 05

  I have a horrible fear that we're gonna be waiting outside with cameras and you're not gonna come back out.

• 8:12Bunnie XO?

  I won't go there unless my lawyer goes with me. There's no way. Like, I'm not built for, I'm not built for prison or jail.

• 8:18Speaker 05

  Especially fully glam, can you imagine?

• 8:21Bunnie XO?

  I'm not doing it. My OCD, oh my god.

• 8:23Speaker 03

  Don't they take your eyelashes?

• 8:24Bunnie XO?

  They better not.

• 8:26Speaker 03

  I will, I will go fight.

• 8:27Bunnie XO?

  They better freaking not.

• 8:29Speaker 05

  Arrest me. The window with her hand.

• 8:33Bunnie XO?

  They better not. And I know we're laughing about it and it's no joking matter, don't drive on a freaking suspended license, but I didn't know. This ticket's from five years ago.

• 8:41Speaker 05

  We got pulled over in Vegas that one time. Why were you not? And that was like within a year.

• 8:48Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 8:48Speaker 03

  Did he run your stuff?

• 8:49Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, he did.

• 8:50Speaker 05

  Yeah, we got a ticket.

• 8:52Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I got a ticket. Actually, I've had two tickets. Remember, didn't we get pulled? Oh, no, Charlie was driving. Wasn't he driving? Or no, was I driving?

• 8:58Speaker 05

  You were driving. Monica's on my lap.

• 9:01Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I got pulled over again after that. Man, I get pulled over a lot now that I think about it.

• 9:07Bunnie XO?

  Gosh. But that was in Vegas.

• 9:10Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 9:10Speaker 03

  That doesn't count.

• 9:11Speaker 05

  He goes, you, you told the officer?

• 9:13Bunnie XO?

  Driving my car. I was driving my husband's that looks like a fucking drug dealer's car.

• 9:17Speaker 05

  You told the officer, well, the speed limit in Tennessee is, and he said, ma'am, this is Las Vegas.

• 9:24Speaker 05

  That was funny.

• 9:25Bunnie XO?

  I know. I thought I could get away with it. Listen, all these women are talking, always talk about how they have like these great experiences with cops and how cops let them go and like, you know, they can just bat their eyelashes. Cops hate me. They literally do not like me. I don't know why, but I've never had that experience. So kudos to you ladies.

• 9:43Speaker 05

  Except for that one cool one that just recently.

• 9:45Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 9:46Speaker 05

  Shout out to him.

• 9:46Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, shout out to him. Yeah, actually shout out to him. But other than that, no, I don't have cool ones. It's always like the guy who's making me go get fucking booked, you know?

• 9:54Speaker 05

  That's so funny. That was funny.

• 9:56Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. So yeah, that's how my fricking busy week has gone.

• 10:01Speaker 05

  Yeah, and you're just gearing you up for even, even busier week.

• 10:05Bunnie XO?

  Can't wait. We're working on the Christmas song this week.

• 10:08Speaker 05

  I'm so freaking excited about this.

• 10:11Bunnie XO?

  Wait till you guys see the video for this Christmas song. It is so obnoxious.

• 10:15Speaker 05

  It's so good. Your brain works in the funniest possible way.

• 10:21Speaker 05

  When you told us that, I envisioned everything.

• 10:24Bunnie XO?

  But it goes, right?

• 10:26Speaker 05

  That's what I mean. Like, you are so good at this.

• 10:28Bunnie XO?

  It fits the song, but it's a different take.

• 10:30Speaker 05

  Yeah, very different.

• 10:31Bunnie XO?

  Very different. It's very, it's a very goth take.

• 10:34Speaker 05

  I think it's funny. I think it's just. You gotta have a good dark humor to love this as much as we do.

• 10:38Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, yeah. And wait till you guys see who we have guest starring on the track.

• 10:43Speaker 03

  God, it's gonna be so funny.

• 10:44Bunnie XO?

  I can't wait.

• 10:45Speaker 05

  Oh, hilarious. I'm excited for this one.

• 10:48Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's gonna be fun.

• 10:49Speaker 05

  Each year, it just gets better and better.

• 10:51Bunnie XO?

  Better and better.

• 10:52Speaker 05

  Thinking back, I used one of your songs recently on like my tree reveal and people were like, man, I really thought the sound, sounded like bunny. And I was like,

• 11:00Bunnie XO?

  It is.

• 11:01Speaker 05

  It is bunny, guys.

• 11:03Bunnie XO?

  All right. You guys have anything you want to talk about before we get into these confessions?

• 11:07Speaker 05

  No.

• 11:09Bunnie XO?

  No?

• 11:09Speaker 05

  No.

• 11:10Bunnie XO?

  Got nothing?

• 11:11Speaker 05

  I got nothing for you.

• 11:12Speaker 03

  Nothing.

• 11:12Bunnie XO?

  All right, I'm gonna kick it off.

• 11:14Speaker 03

  Damn it.

• 11:15Bunnie XO?

  Cause I know.

• 11:16Speaker 03

  She's gonna take the best one.

• 11:17Bunnie XO?

  Yep. I don't know. We'll see.

• 11:20Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 11:20Bunnie XO?

  Which one is your, which one are you thinking of?

• 11:22Speaker 03

  Just start it off.

• 11:24Bunnie XO?

  When I was young.

• 11:25Speaker 03

  God.

• 11:29Bunnie XO?

  When I was very young, like 12, and had no access to porn or internet, I used my crappy Nokia to take a photo of my own ass from an angle where it seemed like a girl's ass and jerked off to it. I kinda miss the time when my ass wasn't covered in hair.

• 11:49Speaker 05

  Guys, I didn't read that one. I scrolled pretty quickly.

• 11:52Bunnie XO?

  That's the best one.

• 11:52Speaker 05

  I know, I didn't go, like, I always like to try to like punk fake you guys and go somewhere like at the bottom of these or in the comments. Did not see that one.

• 12:01Bunnie XO?

  Have you ever jerked off to a picture of yourself?

• 12:03Speaker 05

  Absolutely not.

• 12:04Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, me either.

• 12:05Speaker 05

  No.

• 12:05Bunnie XO?

  I haven't either.

• 12:06Speaker 05

  No.

• 12:06Bunnie XO?

  It's weird, right?

• 12:07Speaker 05

  What would I, no.

• 12:08Bunnie XO?

  But what if it was like an angle that it didn't look like you?

• 12:11Speaker 05

  Okay, guys, I did, okay, this is not me, but.

• 12:13Bunnie XO?

  It is her.

• 12:14Speaker 05

  I had, no, no, I had an ex one time. Oh my God, I kept on about to tell this. So I had an ex one time and this was like when camera phones just came out, like you still had the flip phone, not everyone had a camera ones, right? So like the photos were so low key and he was like, send me a picture. And I was like, all right. Well, I was

• 12:36Speaker 05

  sitting with my friend at the time, who was also a boy.

• 12:40Bunnie XO?

  It was also a boy?

• 12:42Speaker 05

  He was also a boy and me and him were talking. I was not a great person at the time. Okay. Anyways.

• 12:47Bunnie XO?

  We love a playa from the Himalayas, baby.

• 12:49Speaker 05

  My dad, you know, old biker guy. So his like whole garage was like women that were like standing next to motorcycles or like leather, like all this kind of stuff. Well, one of the pictures he had, if you sat on this couch and looked up, was a girl spread eagle.

• 13:06Speaker 05

  I took my camera. Yeah.

• 13:08Bunnie XO?

  Lips?

• 13:09Speaker 05

  Yes, I took my camera, got really close to it. So it looked like I was in a mirror and I took a picture and I sent it and he thought that was the best thing ever. And me and this guy sat there laughing so hard at this guy just going at. It was, it was a pity date.

• 13:25Bunnie XO?

  So Susan let him have.

• 13:27Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah.

• 13:28Bunnie XO?

  Fucking.

• 13:29Speaker 05

  Guys, I was raised in the bike community, like the biker rally itself, like I was raised going to the Fourth of July, which is the Sturgis of the West Coast, right? These women, I remember being a child and they are walking around topless, it was painted.

• 13:40Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 13:41Speaker 05

  Stuff and like, you know, assless chaps and like, it was just so like that community, like bikers are sort of like very, you know, like that. So his, his garage just had like.

• 13:52Bunnie XO?

  It was a different time. I grew up with a dad who had a stack of Playboys in the bathroom.

• 13:58Speaker 05

  In the bathroom?

• 13:59Bunnie XO?

  In the bathroom, literally in the bathroom stacked up. I could just sit there and take a dump at five, six, seven and eight, looking at fricking, uh, Playboys.

• 14:07Speaker 05

  What kind of porn was it back then?

• 14:09Bunnie XO?

  Porn?

• 14:10Speaker 05

  What were like, what did it look like?

• 14:12Bunnie XO?

  Playboys have always been tasteful. Penthouse are the ones that are like porn. So we had Playboys. So that's, I love the Playboy aesthetic still to this day. Cause it's just pretty. It's just, you know, it used to be before I have died, but.

• 14:24Speaker 05

  It was very glamorous.

• 14:25Bunnie XO?

  Very glamorous, very classy. Yeah. Playboy always looked down on Penthouse. And then as I got older, I was like, I like Penthouse.

• 14:33Speaker 05

  When my grandpa.

• 14:35Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 14:35Speaker 05

  When my grandpa passed away, we went into his closet and he had two stacks of Playboy, but they were like the vintage.

• 14:42Bunnie XO?

  Oh. And you're right, Haley.

• 14:49Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, they're probably worth something.

• 14:51Speaker 05

  Oh yeah, definitely. It was like the hundred edition. They were still in sleeves. Like they were.

• 14:56Bunnie XO?

  Wow.

• 14:57Speaker 05

  Very, very.

• 14:57Bunnie XO?

  What'd you guys do with them?

• 14:59Speaker 05

  I don't remember. I think my cousins took those, like the really valuable ones they took. And then there were so many, I remember having a friend at the time, because I was a teenager when he passed and I was like, hey, you want to stack a porn? He was like, yeah. I just remember giving him like a, a like.

• 15:12Bunnie XO?

  Damn, those would have been worth something.

• 15:15Speaker 05

  I know. I didn't think about it. They were like more on the newer side. We really did keep all the really vintage ones in the family.

• 15:21Bunnie XO?

  The Bush ones. That's why you have Bush. I knew it. That's why you're inspired by Bush.

• 15:27Speaker 05

  I hate all of you guys. That is wild. Okay. It's stubble, not a bush.

• 15:34Speaker 05

  I don't feel like that's worse.

• 15:36Bunnie XO?

  Who's next?

• 15:37Speaker 03

  Did you see the comment under the one you read, though?

• 15:40Speaker 05

  No.

• 15:43Speaker 03

  Someone said I used to draw naked ladies and jerk off.

• 15:48Bunnie XO?

  That's imagination.

• 15:50Speaker 05

  Did we just hear that?

• 15:51Speaker 06

  I'd never know, but I've heard of that. I've heard of that.

• 15:53Speaker 05

  You agreed with that way too quick.

• 15:55Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. Hey, Jaime, what's the craziest thing you've jerked off to?

• 15:58Speaker 06

  Ooh, um, ooh.

• 16:03Bunnie XO?

  And don't lie.

• 16:04Speaker 05

  Tell the truth.

• 16:06Bunnie XO?

  Haley, what's the, okay, you think about it. Haley, what's the craziest thing you've jerked off to?

• 16:10Speaker 03

  I don't watch anything crazy.

• 16:12Speaker 05

  She's so vanilla.

• 16:13Speaker 06

  Yeah, that's what I was explaining to you, too. I remember you asked me that and I'm like, honestly, I'm very just.

• 16:17Bunnie XO?

  I just asked him that on a typical Wednesday, not even on air.

• 16:22Speaker 06

  Yeah, I was like, I was eating my burger and then I was like at my tots and then you were like, what kind of porn do you watch? And I was like.

• 16:29Speaker 05

  Hold on, let me finish this bite real quick. I'll let you know.

• 16:31Speaker 06

  I was like, honestly, I'm pretty vanilla, like nothing crazy like, but I have heard other people tell me what they watch and I'm just like, I, I'm lucky. I don't need that much stimulation. I could just see a freaking kneecap and I'm.

• 16:45Bunnie XO?

  What's the craziest thing you've whacked off to? Go ahead.

• 16:48Speaker 03

  We didn't jerk, I didn't, we didn't jerk off to it. Do you guys remember the traffic cone video?

• 16:52Bunnie XO?

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• 17:34Bunnie XO?

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• 18:01Speaker 05

  In the tentacle?

• 18:02Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, how could I forget?

• 18:04Speaker 05

  That was.

• 18:04Bunnie XO?

  Did we make Jay look? My husband is so innocent and he hates anything like aggressive. Like he's such a sweet little gentle lover. Just a little angel pie and literally, who found that? Was it you?

• 18:20Speaker 05

  It was in her reels.

• 18:21Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, Haley found.

• 18:24Bunnie XO?

  Some girl swallowing a traffic cone. And we had to send it to my husband and he hated me for days. He wouldn't talk to me. Like it was bad. He doesn't like.

• 18:34Speaker 05

  I remember first like discovering like rotten.com and those kinds of things and the women like literally saw a girl put like a bowling pin.

• 18:43Bunnie XO?

  I've never been, uh, you know, I've never been, I've never wanted to stretch myself out.

• 18:47Speaker 05

  That's how I feel. That actually like makes me, if I see someone like in a porn or something, it's too big. I'm like.

• 18:53Bunnie XO?

  I don't like using objects that shouldn't be up. Yeah, I get scared. Like what I get scared about like infections, yeast, bacterial vaginosis, any of that dude.

• 19:03Speaker 05

  Oh my gosh, I remember my neighbor got a perfume bottle stuck in there. One time she had to go to the hospital.

• 19:07Bunnie XO?

  I've never been that horny to just be like, I just want to shove this rock inside my vagina.

• 19:13Speaker 05

  Like that's, I just grab a toy.

• 19:17Bunnie XO?

  I don't know. What's the craziest thing you've whacked off to?

• 19:19Speaker 05

  I can't think of anything like, like in this, I mean, like some of it's really aggressive, you know, but nothing like crazy with like traffic cones or fucking.

• 19:27Bunnie XO?

  I didn't jerk off.

• 19:28Speaker 05

  No, I just meant like people who do do that and we do not yuck anyone's yum around here. But that's just not like my forte, I guess. Like, and I also don't like, like.

• 19:41Speaker 05

  Very soft, no.

• 19:43Bunnie XO?

  You like it hard? Yeah.

• 19:46Speaker 03

  See, I like more soft romantic and I tried showing Mimi and she didn't like it.

• 19:51Bunnie XO?

  I like passionate.

• 19:52Speaker 03

  She was like, alright, this is boring.

• 19:54Bunnie XO?

  I don't, I don't like, you know, toss a bitch around. I don't know, maybe I do. I love toss a bitch around.

• 20:00Speaker 05

  Rough, but not like, not hurting.

• 20:02Bunnie XO?

  I like passionately aggressive.

• 20:04Speaker 05

  There you go. That's a great way to put it.

• 20:06Bunnie XO?

  I think like, like it still has to be sexy. Like there has to be some sort of connection, you know? I can't just watch, you know, somebody getting the shit kicked out of them.

• 20:15Speaker 05

  What did Jason tell you about our anniversary trip today and you were like, oh?

• 20:19Bunnie XO?

  Jason's got a hog. What happened?

• 20:23Speaker 05

  He just explained something about it and she was like.

• 20:26Bunnie XO?

  Don't bring it up bitch if you're not gonna say it out loud. Share with the class.

• 20:30Speaker 05

  We'll cut it in case mom's watching this.

• 20:32Bunnie XO?

  Mom, turn it off.

• 20:35Speaker 05

  Talking about fucking in the hot tub and he's like, I got so excited, just smack the shit out of her.

• 20:39Bunnie XO?

  In the face?

• 20:42Bunnie XO?

  In the face?

• 20:43Speaker 05

  Twice.

• 20:44Bunnie XO?

  Damn, Jason? What the hell?

• 20:49Speaker 03

  I literally was like.

• 20:51Bunnie XO?

  Okay.

• 20:54Bunnie XO?

  He was waiting for that. That was his moment.

• 20:56Speaker 05

  It was great.

• 20:57Bunnie XO?

  Alright, who's go, who's next? We could talk about this all day.

• 21:00Speaker 05

  This one says, when I was around the age of 12, I'd never.

• 21:03Bunnie XO?

  Dang it.

• 21:05Speaker 05

  Never seen a real life vagina. My neighbor had some horses and that was my first encounter. I ended up losing my virginity to a horse. Never told anyone this and it probably haunt me to the rest of my life. Someone said in the comments, to a horse?

• 21:21Bunnie XO?

  Wait.

• 21:21Speaker 06

  Wait, that's my question.

• 21:22Speaker 03

  Wait, to a horse and he said, a real life brown horse. To be honest, the thrill of getting kicked with the possibility of death and being found with only my shirt on was exhilarating. It was a process with having to hide my bike in a ditch, then needing to ninja my way into the stalls without being seen. I wish someone would have given me a high five, but that will never happen.

• 21:45Speaker 05

  I hate the internet.

• 21:46Speaker 06

  I'm confused.

• 21:49Speaker 03

  Fucked a horse?

• 21:51Speaker 06

  So we're just talking about bestiality now?

• 21:54Speaker 06

  Casually on the?

• 21:56Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 21:57Speaker 05

  That's gonna be a lot of bleeping. If you want to hear the uncensored version of this, sub to our YouTube.

• 22:03Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 22:05Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. I could have lived my whole fucking life with never hearing that shit. First of all, how do you openly just tell people that? You know, people can track your VPN, right?

• 22:16Speaker 05

  They know exactly who you are.

• 22:18Bunnie XO?

  That's crazy. He's still fucking horses. I guarantee it. You don't just lose your virginity to a horse and then not fuck another horse.

• 22:25Speaker 05

  That catapulted an entire lifelong weird obsession. You know what? I bet you he likes those horse girls.

• 22:31Bunnie XO?

  To even be attracted to a horse vagina. Have you seen a horse vagina?

• 22:36Speaker 03

  No.

• 22:37Bunnie XO?

  Should we pull one up?

• 22:38Speaker 03

  I don't want to see a horse vagina.

• 22:40Speaker 06

  Did you say that he had his shirt on?

• 22:42Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 22:43Speaker 06

  So we need the pooed it?

• 22:45Speaker 03

  He.

• 22:46Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 22:49Speaker 06

  That's crazy.

• 22:50Bunnie XO?

  Need this visual. I don't even feel comfortable talking about a that poor horse.

• 22:58Speaker 06

  He's what he the? Not only was he just committing something terrible, he kept the shirt on, looked like Winnie the Pooh while doing it.

• 23:05Speaker 05

  I just got hot.

• 23:08Bunnie XO?

  Dude, you are a loser.

• 23:09Speaker 06

  That's crazy.

• 23:10Bunnie XO?

  I'm yucking that young.

• 23:11Speaker 06

  Yeah, that's not okay.

• 23:13Speaker 03

  Oh, that's a yuck. Fucking.

• 23:15Bunnie XO?

  Animals and children are fu- they're so innocent. Like, bro. Bro, and I'm sure the horse didn't feel it because have you seen a horse dick before? Like, that's crazy, right? So to her, it was probably just fucking, she was still eating oats and shit.

• 23:28Speaker 05

  Had no idea he was back there.

• 23:29Bunnie XO?

  Had no idea he was, and it was the time of his life, you know? God, there's everything just wrong with this whole. I don't even know if we should air this.

• 23:39Bunnie XO?

  It's, this is the worst confession I've ever read in my life.

• 23:42Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's why I had it screenshot him.

• 23:44Speaker 05

  Yeah, no, I didn't feel comfortable reading that.

• 23:48Bunnie XO?

  All right.

• 23:50Bunnie XO?

  Haley.

• 23:51Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 23:51Bunnie XO?

  You're next.

• 23:52Speaker 05

  It's actually your turn.

• 23:53Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. Oh, it's my turn?

• 23:54Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 23:55Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, back to you.

• 23:56Speaker 05

  Back to you, Bob.

• 23:57Bunnie XO?

  Thanks.

• 23:57Speaker 05

  Back to you, Bob.

• 23:58Bunnie XO?

  Bob out. Bob the fuck out, man. My first was nine inches and I lost my virginity to him. Damn, nine inches as a virgin? No, thank you. What a fucking trooper. She deserves an award. This was my first real relationship. I've only been with one person since, but have seen several others and feel that I it kind of gave me too high of expectations. Yeah.

• 24:25Speaker 05

  You think?

• 24:26Bunnie XO?

  Of what to expect from other men and honestly made smaller sizes come as a genuine shock to me. Not sure if it's necessarily wrong, but it probably isn't too healthy.

• 24:38Bunnie XO?

  I mean, it's, I don't know, it's, you know, she didn't know any better because she was a virgin.

• 24:45Speaker 05

  Exactly.

• 24:46Bunnie XO?

  It's not her fault. It's not like she went seeking a nine inch dong, you know? But that's just the way the cookie crumbled. I had the complete opposite experience in my loss of virginity.

• 24:56Speaker 05

  You did.

• 24:56Bunnie XO?

  Get to read about this in the book, but yeah, good for you, homegirl.

• 25:01Speaker 05

  I mean, but do you think that kind of ruined the rest of her expectations and like, no one's going to ever compare?

• 25:07Bunnie XO?

  Probably.

• 25:08Speaker 05

  What do you, well, I'm not asking you, what do you think is like big?

• 25:12Bunnie XO?

  I mean, I think, okay, let's, I don't think big is necessarily what I go after. I like comfortable because I get fucking UTIs like so easily and I've had big schlongs. I don't, I don't, I love a big schlong, but at the same time, I don't, they hurt and they're uncomfortable and sometimes they don't work properly. So I don't know. I would think like maybe six inches, six to eight is good, right?

• 25:40Bunnie XO?

  Five to eight.

• 25:41Speaker 05

  Skinny, girthy, round.

• 25:42Bunnie XO?

  I don't like skinny, have a little girth. Not too much girth because the ones that look like Coke cans are weird to look at.

• 25:48Speaker 05

  No.

• 25:48Bunnie XO?

  It's like they, it's like something buff looking back at you. I don't like it.

• 25:51Speaker 05

  Hitting the back, but they can stretch the edges.

• 25:54Bunnie XO?

  It's like that one character from Star Wars.

• 25:58Speaker 05

  Well, no.

• 25:59Speaker 03

  The big one that just like

• 26:00Bunnie XO?

  Job of the hut?

• 26:01Speaker 05

  Job of the hut?

• 26:02Speaker 03

  I think so.

• 26:03Speaker 05

  All right, that's what you think. What do you consider?

• 26:07Speaker 06

  Big?

• 26:07Speaker 05

  Uh huh.

• 26:08Speaker 06

  Um.

• 26:09Bunnie XO?

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• 26:50Bunnie XO?

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• 27:12Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 27:12Speaker 05

  Whoa.

• 27:13Speaker 03

  I mean.

• 27:14Bunnie XO?

  That scale moved.

• 27:16Speaker 06

  I don't know, like, yeah, maybe that's big.

• 27:20Speaker 03

  Hmm.

• 27:20Speaker 05

  Hmm.

• 27:21Bunnie XO?

  That's about, that's boyfriend material. I love that, yeah.

• 27:24Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's, that's good, I mean.

• 27:26Speaker 06

  I haven't seen any like.

• 27:27Bunnie XO?

  I'm not a size queen.

• 27:28Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 27:29Bunnie XO?

  I'm not a size queen at all, clearly, from the first guy that I've lost my virginity to. My expectations were all over the place, you know what I'm saying? But I don't like big dongs, they hurt. I don't like them at all.

• 27:41Speaker 05

  Too, too big? No. If you can like.

• 27:44Bunnie XO?

  It gets old.

• 27:44Speaker 05

  If you could literally knock my uterus out of place, no, thank you.

• 27:48Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, no, it gets old.

• 27:50Speaker 05

  The right fit is the right fit.

• 27:52Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 27:52Speaker 03

  Boyfriend dick.

• 27:53Bunnie XO?

  Boyfriend dick or husband dick, yeah, for sure.

• 27:55Speaker 05

  I don't know, is husband dick? Wait, which one?

• 27:57Speaker 03

  I thought husband dick was not good.

• 27:59Speaker 05

  Yeah, husband dick is like eh.

• 28:01Speaker 03

  Right?

• 28:01Speaker 05

  Boyfriend dick is the big one, right? Yeah.

• 28:03Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 28:04Speaker 06

  Yeah, I think husbands, like you just stop talking to each other and.

• 28:06Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 28:07Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 28:08Bunnie XO?

  I'm going home to get some husband dick after this.

• 28:10Speaker 05

  We heard your conversation this morning.

• 28:12Speaker 03

  We heard that.

• 28:12Speaker 06

  Oh.

• 28:13Speaker 03

  Right in front of us.

• 28:13Speaker 05

  Yeah, we're literally like the kids standing there and mom and dad are talking sexually and we're like.

• 28:18Speaker 03

  We were both like, we're right here, literally right here.

• 28:23Bunnie XO?

  It's so weird with his beard off, though. I'm like,

• 28:26Speaker 06

  Yeah, how is that so far?

• 28:28Bunnie XO?

  I don't know. I'll tell you the next time I see you.

• 28:30Speaker 03

  Have you kissed him yet without it?

• 28:32Bunnie XO?

  Oh, yeah, I kiss him all the time. I love him. I think what happened was is he has, okay, so the the internet got it wrong. Like, all the news articles are like, oh, he hasn't shaved his face in 10 years. No, no, no, no. He hasn't shaved his face in 20 years. So this is the first time he's ever seen his face without hair. And he wanted to do it because he's finally lost all that weight. So he doesn't know what he looks like underneath there. So it was like a really special moment for him to be able to see it. Now, the way it turned out is a completely different story, but you'll live and you'll learn.

• 29:03Speaker 03

  I want to see him with just a goatee.

• 29:05Bunnie XO?

  Oh, first of all, I don't even want him to grow the goatee back. I want him to keep the mullet and do the fucking weird cop mustache that he had. Oh, my God, it was so hot.

• 29:13Speaker 03

  Do you have video or picture of that?

• 29:15Bunnie XO?

  We, uh, he videoed it, yes.

• 29:16Speaker 03

  I need to see that.

• 29:17Bunnie XO?

  It's hot. It looks so good. I'm like, baby, leave that.

• 29:21Speaker 05

  Did you see his jawline today?

• 29:23Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. He's got a little jawline. Wild. But you know what else I didn't realize? This entire time, I thought my husband had the biggest head. After he shaved, he's got a little peanut head. It looks like Beetlejuice, like with that that thing on Beetlejuice where the head is all small and the body is big. I'm like,

• 29:42Speaker 05

  Bob?

• 29:42Bunnie XO?

  I told him that today. I said, baby, your little, your head is a, you got a fucking peanut head, dude.

• 29:48Speaker 03

  He looks like Noah with tattoos.

• 29:49Bunnie XO?

  Literally.

• 29:52Bunnie XO?

  That's what Noah's gonna look like.

• 29:53Speaker 05

  That's exactly what Noah's gonna look like. That is crazy. That's copy and paste right there.

• 29:58Bunnie XO?

  I know. Noah, I'll let him tell the story, but yeah, Noah said something so funny to him whenever he saw him without a fucking beard on.

• 30:06Speaker 03

  All right, who's got another story?

• 30:09Bunnie XO?

  Hurry the fuck up. I want to go home.

• 30:12Speaker 03

  This is from a bartender.

• 30:13Speaker 05

  Eight o'clock.

• 30:14Bunnie XO?

  All right.

• 30:16Speaker 03

  She said, probably the most terrifying story is of this woman who came into my bar years ago and had two shots and a drink. It was real quiet for the first hour. Then she called me over and asked if I could call the police. I said, what was the problem? She then told me that she had just stabbed and sliced the neck of a mugger in the alley and wanted to make sure he was dead first before she reported it. Uh, police were called, mugger was found dead, and the woman was not arrested or charged. She denied ever telling me that she wanted to wait an hour before calling the police, claimed that she had passed out in the alley and woke up, then came into the bar in shock.

• 30:54Bunnie XO?

  Damn. These are crazy. This is fucking week.

• 30:57Speaker 05

  You just confessed a murder.

• 30:58Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 30:58Speaker 05

  For your bartender.

• 31:00Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 31:01Speaker 05

  That's.

• 31:02Bunnie XO?

  That's crazy.

• 31:03Speaker 05

  Wild.

• 31:04Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. That's really wild.

• 31:06Speaker 05

  Goodness. You guys got some really crazy stuff this week.

• 31:10Bunnie XO?

  I know.

• 31:11Speaker 05

  Uh, you want to tell people how they can submit stories?

• 31:14Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, guys. If you guys want to be a part of Ask, Tell, Confess, all you have to do is sub to this YouTube. Boom. It's that easy. You can call in, you can leave a voicemail, you can text, or you can post it in the post, or however you would like to, uh, remain anonymous, or if you want it to be, you know, read out loud, we can do that, too.

• 31:35Speaker 05

  Uh, this is from Hillary, and she provided screenshots for us, so we will put them up for you guys. Um, she said, so just two days ago, my husband and I went out and had sushi for dinner. On the way home, he asked for a roadhead. But we were almost home, so when we walked into the door, he dropped his pants and sat down. I dropped down on all fours and went to town. A few minutes go by and my tummy starts rumbling bad. But I just kept going while holding it in. With every ounce of my being, next thing I know, he grabs his butt cheek and says, "I'm getting a charlie horse in my ass muscle," in which I replied, "Good, I've got worse problems with my ass."

• 32:18Speaker 05

  Jumped up and took off running to the toilet, where I proceeded to die a little, while he died laughing and spasming. After a few minutes, he came to check on me. I said, "Don't come close, I'll text you." He left without saying a word. Below is our texts.

• 32:33Bunnie XO?

  Read it to me.

• 32:34Speaker 05

  It just says, yeah, they all started singing with the dogs barking. She sent a poop emoji with sweating and laughing, and then she said it came out of nowhere, and he put the emoji of like the explosion.

• 32:46Bunnie XO?

  Poor baby.

• 32:47Speaker 05

  I feel bad. I'm sorry that you pooped.

• 32:49Bunnie XO?

  I wish I had a poop explosion. Those make me so happy.

• 32:54Bunnie XO?

  Lovely. Yes. I would, I love having diarrhea. I feel so skinny afterwards. Would you rather have diarrhea or would you rather have fucking be constipated? Which one is it? Diarrhea. Diarrhea all day, cha cha cha. I do feel skinnier.

• 33:09Speaker 05

  When I got home from-

• 33:10Bunnie XO?

  Especially in the morning.

• 33:11Speaker 05

  Did anyone else get sick coming home from Europe? Did it take like a while for your gut to like?

• 33:16Bunnie XO?

  I don't remember. I don't think so.

• 33:18Speaker 05

  I had a rough time with it.

• 33:20Bunnie XO?

  You have problems with your tummy all the time, though.

• 33:22Speaker 05

  Yeah, but this one was bad. I feel like it was a readjustment of like food.

• 33:26Bunnie XO?

  Talking about a girl who got taken away in an ambulance in LA for her stomach. You have tummy problems, girl. It's not Europe, it's your stomach. Yeah. Yeah.

• 33:39Speaker 05

  I feel attacked.

• 33:42Bunnie XO?

  And on that note, we're out of here. Love you guys. See you later. Bye. Bye bye.