Pod Insights Dumb Blonde Ask, Tell, Confess: Best of Closet Poops & Bedtime Lies About this episode Buckle up, because this Ask, Tell, Confess episode goes from zero to WTF real quick. We’re swapping personal stories that range from a dude dropping a deuce in a closet (yes, you read that right) to a woman who deserves an Oscar for her “fake it ‘til you make it” routine. The crew dives into drunken disasters, wild bedroom escapades, and the ever-elusive orgasm.
But it’s not all laughs—things get real as we talk women’s health, from hysterectomies to ablations, and why advocating for yourself at the doctor’s office is non-negotiable. We wrap it all up with a chat about ethics, personal growth, and just how messy (and hilarious) life can be.
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1:13 Bunnie XO? Live chats that I actually am talking in every single night. Last but not least, we give away gifts every frickin' month. I'm talking like signed stuff from Jay and I lives. You just never know what kind of surprise you're gonna get. It's like a Cracker Jack box. I love the community that we've built over there at Patreon. If you are already a Patreon member, I freaking love you, dude. Thank you so much. You guys are my babies for life, my writers. If I could, I would literally make out with each and every one of you. I love you guys so much, and that's a lot of kisses, actually. Gotta go bye. Ask, tell, confess.
1:52 Speaker 02 Ask, tell, confess.
1:57 Bunnie XO? Ask, tell, confess.
1:59 Speaker 02 Ask, tell, confess.
2:05 Bunnie XO? Hello, friends. Welcome back to Ask, tell, confess.
2:23 Speaker 03 Jodgy said I'm out of here, bro.
2:25 Speaker 04 Is it about enough?
2:26 Bunnie XO? Excuse me. You don't want to work? You got a comer in your keep, buddy.
2:32 Speaker 04 That was funny.
2:33 Speaker 03 Jodgy, that was comical, man.
2:35 Bunnie XO? He went into it. He didn't like it.
2:37 Speaker 04 He's not, he's not into it today.
2:38 Bunnie XO? He hated it. You know, you've been getting really grumpy in your old age, son. It's alright.
2:44 Speaker 04 Okay.
2:44 Bunnie XO? Still love you. How's everybody doing?
2:46 Speaker 04 Doing good. Miss you guys.
2:48 Speaker 03 It's been a while, guys.
2:50 Speaker 04 I missed you.
2:51 Speaker 03 Did you see the post I sent you? I was like, I haven't seen my friends in so long. Wouldn't find I get shy?
2:56 Bunnie XO? I know. I missed you guys. I feel like we've just been fucking living life, man.
3:02 Speaker 04 Feeling.
3:02 Bunnie XO? Trying to get ready.
3:03 Speaker 04 L I V I N.
3:04 Bunnie XO? I guess we accidentally announced Jay's Australian tour. Did you guys see all that?
3:08 Speaker 04 No.
3:09 Bunnie XO? Oh yeah, it made headline news. So apparently, but here's the thing, I saw ads on Facebook for it. So I thought everybody knew that we were going to show you.
3:18 Speaker 04 Yeah.
3:19 Bunnie XO? Well, well.
3:21 Speaker 04 We're coming to Australia.
3:23 Bunnie XO? I just don't know the exact dates, but we're coming, baby. And when we do, you guys better sell it out, okay? Sell that motherfucker out, because we're coming, baby. Ah, what'd you say?
3:34 Speaker 04 I didn't know.
3:35 Bunnie XO? I didn't either.
3:36 Speaker 04 Didn't know that either.
3:36 Bunnie XO? Yeah, I didn't either. I didn't either. Um, who wants to kick this off? I do.
3:41 Speaker 04 Oh my god.
3:43 Bunnie XO? I never kick it off.
3:44 Speaker 04 I'm next.
3:45 Bunnie XO? Okay, you kick it off. Go ahead. I'm just kidding. I just wanted to beat you to the punch.
3:48 Speaker 04 No, it's okay, go.
3:48 Bunnie XO? No, I knew you were excited. Go.
3:51 Speaker 04 Wow. Okay, um, sorry to the listeners that are over the poop stories, but here it goes.
3:57 Bunnie XO? Oh, for the love of god.
3:58 Speaker 04 Oh, this is great. My best friend and I lived in an apartment together right after high school. She was dating a guy we had known for several years and went to school with, and we partied hard, but he really pushed it to the limit. We got pretty drunk one night and he stayed the night with her. She said she woke up around five in the morning to him passed out in her closet, covered in shit.
4:15 Speaker 03 Closet?
4:16 Speaker 04 Closet. Covered in shit and it all over her clothes and other things in her closet. She proceeded to wake him up. He got up and went straight to the bathroom to clean himself up. And when he was done, he came into her bedroom and said, "It wasn't me," and just walked out and left. It's like, he was parting.
4:37 Speaker 04 The gaslighting. It wasn't me. I had no idea any of this happened until a few days later, a belt of mine she had borrowed was sitting in an empty beer box by her trash. I started to pull it out of the box and she screamed, "Don't touch that." She told me the whole story of what had happened and explained that there was a massive turd that got stuck to my belt in the midst of his shit incident. We laughed hysterically about it and she also shed a tear.
5:05 Bunnie XO? Okay, first of all, I have never been that drunk to where I am loose booty.
5:10 Speaker 04 Me either.
5:11 Bunnie XO? I can't, I mean.
5:12 Speaker 03 You guys don't get beer shits?
5:15 Bunnie XO? No.
5:16 Speaker 03 Oh, I've seen people get beer shits where they're just like side of the road, just spraying.
5:20 Bunnie XO? Really? Is it from the wheat or the gluten?
5:23 Speaker 03 Oh, I bet you the gluten, that makes sense.
5:26 Bunnie XO? Golly.
5:27 Speaker 04 Wasn't me.
5:28 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
5:29 Speaker 03 It wasn't me.
5:29 Bunnie XO? I could never like, and then to just shit everywhere, like do, have you been that drunk? I've listened, I've been really drunk to where I'm like blackout, but I still would know if I'm fucking shatting everywhere, you know?
5:42 Speaker 03 Oh, God.
5:43 Bunnie XO? You know, like.
5:44 Speaker 03 It had to have been just like a water hose, just like.
5:46 Speaker 04 I've never been so drunk to where I've like peed on myself, thrown up on myself, or shit myself.
5:51 Bunnie XO? Okay, well, I did puke in my bed one time. The last time I ever drank, I puke in my bed, puked in my bed in front of Jay.
5:57 Speaker 03 You were all fours in your bed, just.
5:58 Bunnie XO? And I will never, I, I never drank again after, well, I like here and there very rarely, but yeah. So, and that was enough to embarrass me. So if that guy even picked up a fucking glass of alcohol after he shit everywhere, man.
6:10 Speaker 04 I'm sure he did.
6:11 Bunnie XO? Like a freaking shitty sprinkler, just shitting everywhere. Yeah, just shitting everywhere.
6:18 Speaker 05 I wonder if he was on like medication, you know?
6:21 Bunnie XO? I mean, that's very sweet of you, Jaime.
6:23 Speaker 03 I love that.
6:23 Speaker 04 Why are we taking up this shit?
6:26 Bunnie XO? Jaime, have you shit in a fucking closet before?
6:28 Speaker 04 Was it you?
6:29 Speaker 05 But I've had to clean, when I, when I cleaned rooms, I actually walked up to a room and there was shit. On like the front door.
6:37 Bunnie XO? Wait, you used to clean rooms?
6:39 Speaker 05 Yeah, like a housekeeper.
6:40 Bunnie XO? Oh, my gosh. Tell me, what are the crazy, what's the craziest shit you've ever seen cleaning up a room?
6:44 Speaker 05 It was that, it was that day, it was shit on the front door. I walk in and there's shit from the front door that leads all the way up stairs.
6:52 Bunnie XO? Ew.
6:53 Speaker 05 So it looked like a monkey enclosure, like it was nuts. I was like, what? And I was the first one in there.
6:59 Bunnie XO? Who's got that much shit in them? That's wild.
7:01 Speaker 05 Turns out he was like some professor who partied a little too hard with pills.
7:05 Bunnie XO? It was a professor?
7:06 Speaker 05 There was shit in this, in the, um, all over, like the bed, the, uh, bathroom, the, oh, the, the shower. The shower was still a mess. I don't know.
7:15 Bunnie XO? He did the old waffle stomp.
7:16 Speaker 05 Yeah, it was, it was bad.
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8:56 Bunnie XO? Oh, my God, I just remembered my dream. Oh, no. Excuse me? Why did waffles stomp? You get your shit in a shower. I did. I shit in a shower. I wish I could fucking shit in a shower.
9:08 Speaker 03 You did not told us. That's so weird.
9:10 Bunnie XO? I wish I have shit in a shower before, but I wish I could actually like shit in a shower now. There's no way I could do that. I've shit in a pool before. I've shit in a lazy river at fucking
9:20 Speaker 03 You shit in your dress?
9:21 Bunnie XO? Wild. I shit in a dress one time.
9:24 Speaker 03 And then scooped it up and took it to Jay and was like, look.
9:27 Bunnie XO? It was a little nugget. He was mortified. He didn't know what to do with me. And ask, why is it so hard for me to orgasm? The man is not the problem. He does everything right and I have gotten so close than nothing.
9:40 Speaker 03 I feel like she hasn't learned her body.
9:42 Bunnie XO? Well, a lot of women. I think it's the man. I'm good. Listen, I'm going to just put it out there. Not a lot, a lot of women orgasm with men. It's very hard. You have to have clitoral stimulation. A lot of the time you have to be on top and like rubbing your clit at the same time as you're getting penetration. Or else you're not going to orgasm. You can use a toy while he's banging you. Like if you're doggy style, use a toy that'll make you orgasm. But sometimes when it gets up to that point of orgasm, you feel a little bit uncomfortable. Like it almost feels like you might pee sometimes. You have to be able to get past that point to get to the whole full like pleasure zone.
10:24 Speaker 03 Yeah.
10:25 Bunnie XO? So don't feel bad because your husband's not making you orgasm. There's a lot of women who do not orgasm with men. And the first orgasm I ever had was with a vibrator. Wasn't with a man.
10:36 Speaker 03 Yeah. I feel like she needs to learn her body though, because like something, there's something more there. And if she says she's close, she's not passing over the rainbow. Like you gotta keep going.
10:47 Bunnie XO? Yeah. And I don't think it's about learning her body. I think it's just learning different positions to where you can stimulate that. Because we can also orgasm from the inside, but that's even harder. And like guys have to do that with a finger unless they do have like a captain hook and can reach that spot. But yeah, it's pretty normal.
11:04 Speaker 03 We get a sex expert on here and we have them teach us all the tricks.
11:08 Bunnie XO? Totally down.
11:09 Speaker 03 Yeah.
11:09 Bunnie XO? Let's do it.
11:10 Speaker 03 I know.
11:10 Bunnie XO? Yeah, but don't feel bad, girl. You're not the only one. Everybody's like that.
11:14 Speaker 03 Yeah.
11:14 Bunnie XO? Haley, have you ever, ever orgasmed with a man?
11:18 Speaker 03 Have you told a man that you did?
11:20 Bunnie XO? Oh, I've told plenty.
11:21 Speaker 04 All of them, so they leave.
11:22 Bunnie XO? I've told plenty. I am the best.
11:24 Speaker 03 She said, so they leave?
11:25 Speaker 04 I'm over it.
11:26 Bunnie XO? I am the best at faking orgasms. I will make a man feel 10 feet tall. Yeah.
11:31 Speaker 03 How do you feel about that?
11:34 Speaker 05 I'm rethinking some experiences now.
11:41 Bunnie XO? I would, I would be willing to say 90% of women orgasming with their, their significant other are fake.
11:49 Speaker 03 Oh.
11:50 Bunnie XO? Yes.
11:51 Speaker 04 I could probably count on one hand with a guy.
11:53 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
11:54 Speaker 03 Okay.
11:55 Bunnie XO? Yeah. My husband has made me orgasm, but there's other men that I've been with that I've never had an orgasm with. I've had to use like toys to make it happen. So.
12:05 Speaker 04 Once they leave.
12:06 Bunnie XO? No, well, or while you're with them.
12:10 Speaker 03 She's like, all right, let me call you the Uber.
12:11 Bunnie XO? Maybe you don't want to feel that vulnerable with them. Cause orgasming, listen, you get to know somebody when you see their O face.
12:20 Bunnie XO? Have you, like, you could fucking think a dude is so fine and you fucking see their orgasm face and they're like,
12:27 Bunnie XO? like one of those goats, you know?
12:30 Speaker 04 I get icked out so fast, I can't.
12:31 Bunnie XO? I know, but imagine what some of our orgasm faces look like, like when you're really in them.
12:35 Speaker 03 Imagine what my face looks like. What does yours look like?
12:37 Speaker 05 It's called the vinegar stroke. Have you heard of it?
12:39 Bunnie XO? No.
12:41 Speaker 05 So it's, uh, you pretend you have a spoon of vinegar and then hold it up under your nose. That's what your, your face is.
12:47 Bunnie XO? No, no, my, my orgasm face is way hotter. I've practiced it.
12:51 Speaker 04 Yeah, I don't think I looked that bad.
12:54 Bunnie XO? I've practiced it. Yeah. I've been film, I've been on film many a times. I know what my orgasm face looks like. Should we tell the story about Liv on the podcast?
13:04 Speaker 03 Okay, but I won't give names.
13:06 Bunnie XO? Okay. And you gotta show the picture too. You gotta show the picture too. This is who Olivia is, man. She is so funny. This kid is so fucking hilarious.
13:16 Speaker 03 Jaime doesn't know the story.
13:18 Speaker 05 This is my first time.
13:19 Speaker 03 Yeah. Okay, so this is no disrespect. This is a very innocent child doing this entire situation. Um, there was a recent burial in this like 1800s cemetery up the road from someone I know. And Olivia was very intrigued by this. She, she is very fascinated of all things like circle of life. And my mom said, I, you know, I'll take you up there. I don't mind. We can go see you. I've hiked up to that cemetery myself too. It's a really beautiful old cemetery, hand carved gravestones, everything like that. And so there's this freshly buried person up there and Olivia got my mom's phone and she's taking pictures of like
14:04 Speaker 03 the old tombstones and some blurry pictures, everything like that. So when my mom came back, she decided to show my husband these really cool gravestones and all this kind of stuff. So she's swiping through and she finds a blurry photo and she goes, oh, this is when I handed it to Olivia. So she swipes a couple more and this photo pops up.
14:28 Speaker 03 Just show you guys.
14:31 Speaker 03 This photo, um, while Olivia had my mom's phone.
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16:11 Speaker 09 All right.
16:20 Speaker 04 It's the tongue for me.
16:24 Speaker 03 That is so funny, dude.
16:27 Speaker 04 I feel like whoever's buried there was definitely like smiling with her.
16:31 Speaker 09 Yeah.
16:31 Speaker 03 It feels like they would have enjoyed this. That's just such an innocent kid. It's so innocent and it just, my mom and husband broke out laughing so hard and they were like, they had no idea this photo existed. But the fact that she decided to take a selfie with this grave just absolutely sent me to, so my child.
16:50 Speaker 04 I hope a kid does that to me when I'm buried.
16:52 Speaker 03 You need to blow this up and put it in a room. She's got like a Laney Wilson shirt on or something like that. She's so innocent.
16:58 Speaker 04 I'd be like this in the background, like.
17:01 Speaker 03 It reminds me, Haley said it, it reminds me of the little girl who's smiling in front of the burning house. Yeah. That's literally Olivia with like a fresh Doug grave. Yeah. Go ahead, memes. What do you got? I was with my oldest daughter's father. He had a foot fetish and we started getting down and he used to love his feet to be worshipped. And I started worshiping his feet and he started to finger my pussy with his toe. Okay. And asked me if I enjoyed it. It was so weird. He never did it again, but it was the last time having sex with him. I've tried them before.
17:43 Bunnie XO? Come on, you guys don't just get freaky and wanna shove shit in your vagina?
17:47 Speaker 03 Your own toe?
17:48 Bunnie XO? Not my own toe. Not someone else's toe?
17:50 Speaker 03 I'm not putting anyone's toe in my vagina.
17:52 Bunnie XO? I did, a long time ago. It's happened.
17:54 Speaker 03 I watched.
17:55 Bunnie XO? It doesn't feel like anything. It's so short and little, it doesn't do anything for you.
17:58 Speaker 03 I have watched a video of you put your toe in Mo's vagina.
18:01 Bunnie XO? I did put a toe in Mo's vagina, actually, from my old OF. Yeah.
18:05 Speaker 03 I edited the video.
18:07 Bunnie XO? Yeah. Maybe I used to have to edit all my OF shit. Oh my god. This poor woman has seen the inside of me, okay? She's seen every crevice.
18:16 Speaker 03 There is nothing.
18:18 Bunnie XO? I hate that word. Crevice. Moist crevice. Yeah.
18:24 Speaker 03 I thought about the time that we put your butt in a cake that one time, but the cake was frozen and we had put spam, or we put Pam all over your butt? So it just slid out.
18:33 Bunnie XO? Kicked out of? No, we did this at my house because there's like this thing called sploshing, I think is what it's called. And so I was like, you know what? I'm gonna cater to my, I think somebody paid me to do the video, actually. And so I thought I got like a regular frickin' cake from Like just an ice cream cake? Publix. And we got it out of the fridge and I'm in lingerie, I'm augury step, and I go to plop down on this cake so that, because the fetish is the cake just you sitting in the cake and it just all over your ass. Yeah.
19:05 Speaker 03 Alright.
19:05 Bunnie XO? Literally, I fucking go to sit on this cake and it's like boom, like it is a frozen tundra of cake. It barely even made a fucking imprint. I slid right off the cake, dude.
19:18 Speaker 03 The slid, it literally just came out from under her butt.
19:21 Bunnie XO? Literally. And I'm like, okay, this is, I'm over sploshing. I can't do it.
19:25 Speaker 03 What are your thoughts on hysterectomy? I know this week on the podcast.
19:29 Bunnie XO? Oh, did you?
19:29 Speaker 03 Cause then this week on the podcast, we talk a lot about women's health and I thought this was a great question. So I said, what's your thoughts on a hysterectomy? I'm 42 and having one after getting my tubes tied, is she gonna fall off?
19:41 Bunnie XO? I'm scared.
19:41 Speaker 03 Okay. Tubes tied years ago and having the worst periods ever, no medical reason per se, but mom had one young due to issues. And I'm curious what other women think about this. I've been on the fence for several years. So you're saying that like her mom had gotten a hysterectomy? So she's feeling like maybe she should just go ahead and do it, which I feel like. There are other options other than the hysterectomy, like you can get an ablation. That's another thing. You know, I hear a lot of women that say ablations are literally life-changing for their periods. Then you don't have to go through the whole menopause thing, and we talk about that this week.
20:17 Bunnie XO? Well, there's also this new thing that you get, which is what I begged my doctor to give me was, and she told me no, I was too young. Is you can get a hysterectomy, but keep your ovaries. So you don't go through the menopause until it's time to go through the menopause.
20:32 Speaker 03 Really?
20:33 Bunnie XO? So yeah, I think, I think.
20:34 Speaker 03 They just take uterus and tubes?
20:36 Bunnie XO? Yep. So I think whatever you want to do for your body, you need to advocate for. You guys will learn in this podcast coming up on Monday, like I've had to really advocate for myself medically. And women, we know our bodies and we know what we need to do. We know.
20:53 Speaker 03 Absolutely.
20:54 Bunnie XO? You know, how we're feeling. And I just feel like if you're ready for that step in your life and you're okay with, you know, never having babies again, then fucking do it.
21:04 Speaker 03 Yeah, and do your research. Like, like I didn't know about keeping the ovaries. Also, like the ablation, there's options.
21:11 Bunnie XO? Yeah, like if you want to get a full hysterectomy too, just make sure you get on HRT. And make sure that, you know, so whenever you do have to hit that menopausal hormonal shit, it's a little bit easier.
21:23 Speaker 03 I've actually thought about getting an ablation just because I don't want to have my period anymore. And I'm not going to have any kids. So it's like, why not? A friend of mine had it done. She said it was literally life-changing for her. That like, she hasn't had a period, I think she said, like three years now. And the first period was a little rough, but three years no period. And she didn't have to go through the surgeries and like the ovaries, all that kind of stuff. Because, you know, I'm scared only because something's messed up in there.
21:50 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
21:51 Speaker 03 And I found that out during my C-section. And she said, if you have a cyst burst. It can actually like close off a tube or attach your tube to your uterus. And I think that's what happened to me. Remember I was telling you guys the doctor couldn't find my tube when they went to go remove it. I think it was like a cyst burst that scar tissue the tube to my uterus.
22:11 Bunnie XO? I believe it. My whole shit is fucked up down there. So I get it.
22:14 Speaker 03 And that could happen to you too.
22:15 Bunnie XO? Yeah, no, I get it. It's uh, everybody's, I, I just feel bad for us girlies that have such fucked up uteruses, dude. Like, it is not fair. Women who have good uteruses, you guys are so lucky.
22:27 Speaker 03 So lucky.
22:27 Bunnie XO? So fucking lucky. But yeah, do whatever makes your heart fucking uh, set on fire, baby. Like if that, if you want to do that, go do it.
22:35 Speaker 03 Mm hmm.
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24:28 Bunnie XO? Will the most powerful reality contestant in TV history be able to keep the family happy? And if they're overthrown by the mob, who's gonna step up and become the new Don? Let the games begin. Watch The Mob, now streaming on Hulu and Hulu on Disney Plus. For bundle subscribers, terms apply. I'll be tuning in. I would like to be anonymous. Three years into my marriage, my husband started accusing me of being born a man because I'm tall, Scottish to broadly shoulders, and what the fuck ever made him think this? Even though I have children from a previous relationship and he knew me while pregnant. He would not leave me. He would not leave me alone about it. It's so much that I had to do a 23andMe. I was obsessed to prove it to him.
25:12 Bunnie XO? So obsessed that I lost myself for a long time. Not that I'm being a victim. I'm still married to him going on nine years total. Yes, he did finally drop the subject, but I will never be the same mentally. First of all, ma'am, that's not a victim mentality. What your husband did to you was abusive.
25:28 Speaker 03 That's abuse.
25:28 Bunnie XO? That's abuse. That man literally has a skeleton in his closet. Something triggered that and he's projecting it onto you. Somebody said something to him. Something happened to him. Something triggered him abusing you like that. And if I were you, I would have left him a long fucking time ago.
25:48 Speaker 03 Why are we still together?
25:49 Bunnie XO? Why? He's probably gonna do that to your kids.
25:52 Speaker 03 And he's gonna do this in another subject. Behind your back. Yeah, if he's saying that to your face.
25:57 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
25:57 Speaker 03 No, there's, that's not going to end right there. Like, that is going to resurface in another way. It may have nothing to do with that subject. He is going to abuse you again in another subject.
26:07 Bunnie XO? I mean, he's seen your vagina. Like, how is he gonna say that you're, that you were a man, dude? Like, that was, he was literally bullying you.
26:14 Speaker 03 Yes, bullying is always bullying.
26:17 Bunnie XO? Yeah. And you deserve to feel the way that you do. You are right in every way that you feel. Your feelings are valid. If you need to go talk to a therapist to kind of work through it, do it. But the first thing you need to do is drop that fucking dud. Yeah, fuck that dude.
26:31 Speaker 03 Man, fuck that guy.
26:33 Bunnie XO? It's from Emmy Bear. Tell, I'm telling this story on my husband's behalf. So back in the day before we were adults and found recovery, my husband was married to the town tramp. He had recently caught her cheating on him, so they split up. A couple of days go on and they run into each other at a party. Needless to say, they ended up hooking up that night, but he didn't fuck her with his dick. He fucked her with a wiffle ball bat. Yep, it was consensual. I've always found the story hilarious, especially the way my husband tells it. He is very much an alpha and is huge on loyalty. So I'm sure he gave her the business with that wiffle ball bat. He literally would die if he hears this while I'm watching Patreon. I did it like this, I did it like that, I did it with a wiffle ball bat, so. Beastie Boys?
27:18 Speaker 03 Yes, uh, that.
27:20 Bunnie XO? Always got a song for something.
27:23 Speaker 03 She does. She's always got a little tune.
27:25 Bunnie XO? Listen, first of all, wiffle ball bats are pretty thick, right?
27:29 Speaker 03 My mind, literally, I was just playing with one in the backyard.
27:32 Bunnie XO? Can we pull up a wiffle ball bat? I need to see the circumference of this wiffle ball bat. There's some they make that are like this big around. I just wanna know whose pussy hole is that big, dude? Was it a new one? Did you play a game of wiffle ball before? Who cares if it was new or used? I mean. I just need to see how big this thing is before it goes in the pussy hole. Like, how do some of these women get things in there? Hey, traffic cone.
27:56 Speaker 03 Oh, I remember that.
27:57 Bunnie XO? Remember the Horlimpics though, the fucking ones that they were sitting on?
28:01 Speaker 03 Oh, that like.
28:02 Bunnie XO? Friggin' tentacles. It was crazy. I miss the Horlimpics, I wish we could bring it back. That was a good time. Are we not allowed to do Horlimpics anymore?
28:09 Speaker 03 We are not.
28:10 Bunnie XO? Okay. Why? Can we just do it privately for us? Yeah. Can we say we're gonna air it and we don't? Anyways, how do you guys feel about the wiffle ball bat?
28:17 Speaker 03 I was playing with a wiffle ball bat the other day, so. I mean, I guess it depends. Oh, wait.
28:24 Bunnie XO? Why is it so long?
28:26 Speaker 03 It's long in the tooth.
28:29 Speaker 04 Isn't that different sizes of with ball?
28:31 Speaker 03 Because that was not the one we were playing with the other day.
28:34 Bunnie XO? That is still round as fuck to be shoving in your vagina. What was he fucking just standing above her like shoving it in like an oar? Like what the hell dude?
28:42 Speaker 03 That's a big thing. I can understand like, I don't know, end of a water bottle, but like a whole ass.
28:48 Bunnie XO? You can understand the water bottle?
28:51 Speaker 03 I mean, that's small. Yes. I meant like a waffle ball bat. Like that's like this big like.
28:58 Speaker 04 Sometimes they get like this big around.
28:59 Speaker 03 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
29:02 Speaker 04 There's some skinny ones.
29:03 Bunnie XO? I think he was better off having, leaving her as an ex.
29:06 Speaker 03 I mean, she was the town tramp. So the size, I guess, didn't matter if she was the town tramp.
29:12 Speaker 04 That wasn't cheating if he did it with a wiffle ball bat.
29:14 Bunnie XO? He wasn't cheating.
29:16 Speaker 03 Oh no, this was back in the day.
29:17 Bunnie XO? She was cheating. Yeah. She was cheating on him. And so he fucked her with a wiffle ball bat to get back at her.
29:24 Bunnie XO? And she let him.
29:25 Speaker 03 Hmm.
29:28 Bunnie XO? I don't know. We're not judging.
29:30 Speaker 03 No.
29:31 Bunnie XO? Her. We're, big props to him for being able to do it, but.
29:34 Speaker 03 I mean, yeah.
29:36 Bunnie XO? I'm still trying to figure out how she fitted in her hootenanny. I worked at Hardee's in high school when I dropped out at 16 and was a heroin addict because the owner was my dealer and he also owned a strip club. They would legit shoot up right next to the food. Some tweakers would scratch their face over the food. No one but me wore gloves, was just a fucking cesspool for junkies and so many older people ate there every morning like a morning ritual. After about a week, I quit because that was so overwhelming for me with OCD and it made my heart break for all the people that ate there. A few months later, I went to the strip club he owned and after about an hour, I realized there was no one ever on the poles.
30:16 Bunnie XO? It was a strip club, but it was just prostitutes that were full blown tweakers and one was his own daughter. Never talked to my dealer again and after that, because what in the actual fuck is going on with that dude?
30:29 Speaker 03 What?
30:30 Bunnie XO? That's crazy.
30:31 Speaker 03 You're just scratching your scabs over the food?
30:34 Bunnie XO? Bro, I will fucking beat the living daylights out of somebody if I ever saw that happening.
30:39 Speaker 03 You know, this also makes me question the people who witnessed this happening.
30:43 Bunnie XO? And don't, that's what I was just about to say. This would make me beat the daylights out of somebody, especially if it was somebody who witnessed it and just let it happen.
30:51 Speaker 03 You're, I feel like you're just as bad.
30:52 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
30:53 Speaker 03 Like you were, you're condoning that kind of behavior and witnessing these people consume this food. Those little old people don't know any better. Like, you know, like the little old men who always go down.
31:05 Bunnie XO? They got like a fucking chunk of heroin or something in their food, you know, or like.
31:09 Speaker 03 Or like what if them, one of them has like.
31:11 Bunnie XO? A disease.
31:12 Speaker 03 A disease, an STD or something like in that bloodstream and the.
31:15 Bunnie XO? Ah.
31:16 Speaker 03 Oh, how sad. You could take that person out.
31:19 Bunnie XO? Yeah, bro. Like you guys, please, if you're listening to this and you ever have the urge to fuck with somebody's food.
31:25 Speaker 03 Don't.
31:25 Bunnie XO? Don't do it. Like.
31:26 Speaker 03 Don't.
31:27 Bunnie XO? I get that there are people are assholes and I get that fucking, you know, you want to get back at them for making you feel less than, but honestly, you're stooping to their level when you, when you do shit like this.
31:39 Speaker 03 If you see it.
31:39 Bunnie XO? Yeah. Stop people when you see it. Don't treat people like that. Even people who are fucking rude to you, be nice to them. Smile at them. They might need that fucking smile.
31:47 Speaker 03 They're probably being mad and mean to you because they got their own shit going on.
31:52 Bunnie XO? Yeah. Which doesn't give them an excuse, but still, it's like, you know, fucking two wrongs don't make it right.
31:57 Speaker 03 Yeah.
31:58 Bunnie XO? All right. And that's our Ted Talk.
32:00 Speaker 03 Balls on my bread.
32:01 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
32:03 Bunnie XO? Me still mad about the bally bread.
32:05 Speaker 03 So mad.
32:06 Bunnie XO? Oh God, I'm never eating out again. I love you guys. We're about to go on a two week run. I'm not, I got meal preps.
32:11 Speaker 03 She does. She's got an entire box of meal preps.
32:14 Bunnie XO? I've got meal preps for everybody if you guys want some. All right, guys. We'll, we'll continue this next week. Love you. Bye.
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