Rudy Shoots Her Shot with Marcello Hernandez

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:31Speaker 01

  Who are these two idiots?

• 0:33Speaker 00

  A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting.

• 0:39Speaker 01

  Well, you two are something.

• 0:40Speaker 00

  We're bad friends.

• 0:42Bobby Lee?

  What are you doing here?

• 0:43Speaker 03

  I'm back, baby.

• 0:46Andrew Santino?

  Richie.

• 0:47Bobby Lee?

  Richie, you're back. I mean, I see I have eyeballs. I see you. You know what I mean? But why are you back? I don't even know if I like it.

• 0:55Speaker 03

  No?

• 0:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. You know what? We should get a, we should get an email to say who's coming.

• 1:01Andrew Santino?

  We should.

• 1:01Bobby Lee?

  Because when I walked in here, I kind of had like a little bit of a traumatic response.

• 1:05Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's triggering.

• 1:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07Speaker 03

  I thought we had a positive relationship.

• 1:08Bobby Lee?

  No, because one time, did we talk about when I was on stage and then you were on the?

• 1:12Speaker 03

  Oh, no, we didn't, but.

• 1:14Bobby Lee?

  I'm in the main room.

• 1:15Andrew Santino?

  You're in the main room and what happened?

• 1:17Bobby Lee?

  And then I, I'm doing OK. I looked to my right. There's Richie in the front row.

• 1:22Andrew Santino?

  Why are you sitting in the front row?

• 1:23Speaker 03

  Well, I, well, I didn't mean to. I got tickets because my friend was in town and he's a huge comedy fan. So I was like, oh, cool. Let's go to the store.

• 1:29Bobby Lee?

  He wasn't laughing.

• 1:30Speaker 03

  I was.

• 1:30Bobby Lee?

  He just had a permanent smile. This is what he was doing.

• 1:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, freaky.

• 1:35Bobby Lee?

  Freaky, dude.

• 1:36Andrew Santino?

  Freaky, Richie.

• 1:37Bobby Lee?

  Freaking me out, dude.

• 1:37Speaker 03

  Well, I was nervous.

• 1:38Bobby Lee?

  You're a freak!

• 1:39Speaker 03

  No!

• 1:40Andrew Santino?

  You are.

• 1:41Bobby Lee?

  You're a freak, dude.

• 1:42Andrew Santino?

  Did I tell you?

• 1:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, go ahead.

• 1:43Andrew Santino?

  I saw Mighty Supreme?

• 1:44Bobby Lee?

  I heard it's good.

• 1:45Andrew Santino?

  It's great.

• 1:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:46Andrew Santino?

  It's like five movies in one.

• 1:49Bobby Lee?

  Are you being positive or negative?

• 1:50Andrew Santino?

  Positive. It's a lot of movies. It's a long, it's a lot of stories in one. We discussed this the other day. It's a lot. It's awesome, but it's like a lot of film. You could have made, people will get annoyed by this. You could have made a great, um, limited run series TV show out of it.

• 2:03Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see.

• 2:03Andrew Santino?

  Because there's so many sub-stories going on, like so many different stories. That like, you know, you could have, this could have been stretched out.

• 2:10Bobby Lee?

  Did you see it?

• 2:11Speaker 03

  No.

• 2:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 2:12Andrew Santino?

  I can't believe you didn't see it.

• 2:13Bobby Lee?

  Um, I'm really full of anxiety right now.

• 2:17Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 2:18Bobby Lee?

  Because next week's the weekend.

• 2:19Andrew Santino?

  What is it?

• 2:20Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 2:20Bobby Lee?

  My special.

• 2:23Andrew Santino?

  I know, you're taping.

• 2:23Bobby Lee?

  You know, can I say something funny that happened a couple of days ago? I call Abby, my manager, and she, I go.

• 2:29Andrew Santino?

  Does she have a phone?

• 2:31Bobby Lee?

  No. I do a smoke thing.

• 2:34Andrew Santino?

  Bobby needs me.

• 2:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I, um, I go, well, what about intro music, right? How much does that cost and this and that? And she goes, she goes, why don't you just use a public domain song?

• 2:49Andrew Santino?

  Like a, just like a, from a, from a free library?

• 2:51Bobby Lee?

  Imagine this. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, Bobby Lee, take me out to the ball game. Look up the Amazing Grace as one.

• 3:03Andrew Santino?

  Happy birthday to... That'd be such a funny song to come out to.

• 3:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, public domain?

• 3:09Andrew Santino?

  I mean, it would give you like a couple of minutes up top to joke about it if you did Happy Birthday.

• 3:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, maybe.

• 3:14Andrew Santino?

  If you're like, hey, man, we can't afford it. You see how elaborate this is?

• 3:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:18Andrew Santino?

  Are you excited to shoot?

• 3:20Bobby Lee?

  Uh, I don't know if excited is the word. It's just like anxiety, a lot of anxiety, really.

• 3:25Andrew Santino?

  You've worked so hard on this.

• 3:26Bobby Lee?

  I know, but.

• 3:26Andrew Santino?

  The hour's gonna be fucking amazing. It's gonna break records.

• 3:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's not, but, um.

• 3:30Andrew Santino?

  It's gonna get nominated. It's gonna break records. It's gonna be the highest viewed special on Hulu in history.

• 3:36Bobby Lee?

  I have really bad jokes in it.

• 3:40Andrew Santino?

  Well, that doesn't mean it's not gonna be watched.

• 3:43Andrew Santino?

  You know what I mean?

• 3:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:44Andrew Santino?

  Plenty of things that were bad were watched by a lot of people.

• 3:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 3:47Andrew Santino?

  You know?

• 3:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's true.

• 3:48Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it happens all the time.

• 3:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay. So bad is good, right? Bad is good?

• 3:53Andrew Santino?

  Michael Jackson, bad, good.

• 3:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:55Andrew Santino?

  So bad it was, I mean, bad. To name an album bad.

• 4:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:00Andrew Santino?

  Is good.

• 4:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's good.

• 4:02Andrew Santino?

  So it should be Bobby Lee Bad.

• 4:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Bad, yeah.

• 4:04Speaker 05

  Everyone's going, the family.

• 4:06Bobby Lee?

  The family's going, yeah.

• 4:07Andrew Santino?

  I'm sorry I can't be there.

• 4:08Bobby Lee?

  It's okay.

• 4:09Andrew Santino?

  I saw her in Hawaii, swimming in the ocean.

• 4:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 4:14Andrew Santino?

  I saw, bro, shaka, ocean girl. Ocean girlie! You were swimming for like three days straight, huh? That's gotta be so freeing. How nice she gets to do that.

• 4:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:24Andrew Santino?

  No responsibility.

• 4:25Bobby Lee?

  No responsibility.

• 4:26Andrew Santino?

  Just swim in the ocean for three days.

• 4:28Bobby Lee?

  You mean, hey, everybody, I use ab.

• 4:33Bobby Lee?

  Look how silky my hair is. Yeah, yeah.

• 4:36Andrew Santino?

  Shout out to Colossus Company, EBB.

• 4:38Bobby Lee?

  Doing commercials.

• 4:38Andrew Santino?

  The commercials are great.

• 4:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:40Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you're acting. I see her acting in it now.

• 4:43Bobby Lee?

  Are there any times where she's making you do it and you don't wanna do it?

• 4:48Bobby Lee?

  And she convinces you?

• 4:49Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 4:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 4:50Andrew Santino?

  How long, when you go out to the ocean and you guys go for a dive day or whatever, how long are you in the wa- in the water for?

• 4:56Speaker 05

  I think max is like four or five.

• 4:58Andrew Santino?

  Five hours is a long time.

• 4:59Bobby Lee?

  It's a long time being in the water, but they can just live out there.

• 5:02Andrew Santino?

  They're from down there.

• 5:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know. No, but they love the water.

• 5:05Andrew Santino?

  You were born underwater, weren't you? Your mom had you underwater?

• 5:09Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 5:09Bobby Lee?

  Can I tell you the greatest moment of my life?

• 5:13Andrew Santino?

  I better be included.

• 5:14Bobby Lee?

  You were not there.

• 5:17Bobby Lee?

  You're absolutely not there. You're not there.

• 5:20Andrew Santino?

  Interesting.

• 5:21Bobby Lee?

  It's like, um, one of the most peaceful moments of my life.

• 5:24Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I wasn't there, yeah.

• 5:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, no. When you're around, I get throat, like, you know what I mean?

• 5:29Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, lump in your throat.

• 5:30Bobby Lee?

  You get throat, yeah, I get sore.

• 5:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, me too.

• 5:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. You get throat, you right, I know, I know, me too.

• 5:35Andrew Santino?

  My whole body hurts.

• 5:36Bobby Lee?

  When I say, when you're around me?

• 5:37Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 5:38Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, me too.

• 5:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, anyway. So, um, we all went to the Philippines and, uh, what?

• 5:47Andrew Santino?

  Nothing.

• 5:48Bobby Lee?

  And you know how they have like millions of, not millions, but thousands of little islands?

• 5:51Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 5:52Bobby Lee?

  Around. You can take a little boat, you know what I mean, to like a super small island.

• 5:56Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 5:57Bobby Lee?

  It's a beautiful day. And, uh...

• 5:59Andrew Santino?

  What's on those little tiny islands?

• 6:00Bobby Lee?

  One tree sometimes.

• 6:02Andrew Santino?

  That's it?

• 6:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, like one or two trees.

• 6:05Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 6:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so we went on this island and I was, it so blew the water.

• 6:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 6:11Bobby Lee?

  And I was floating on my back in the water, right? Where it's like, you know, I mean, you can, you can hear the ocean.

• 6:18Andrew Santino?

  Bobbing in and out of your ear.

• 6:19Bobby Lee?

  But they could also hear the people, so they were like playing games on the, on the beach.

• 6:23Andrew Santino?

  That's where you were.

• 6:24Bobby Lee?

  So you could hear, you know what I mean, them, just, you just hear laughter and joy, but you're also hearing the sea, right? And I closed my eyes and it was the ultimate peace, uh, peace I've ever felt. And, and joy.

• 6:40Andrew Santino?

  It was Nirvana. You were zen.

• 6:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. But, you know, um, when, it's so funny, but when I was at, um, that treatment center for trauma, right? You know, we did this thing where it's like, if you do this, right? And you think about your, um, that one, that was my experience, thinking of, think of an experience where you're truly peaceful. And I, I, I got hypnotized and if I do this, apparently it takes me back, but it never works. Yeah, it never works. It never does work, yeah.

• 7:09Andrew Santino?

  I'm there.

• 7:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. But it's like, um, yeah.

• 7:13Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I'm there.

• 7:13Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 7:15Bobby Lee?

  What's your most peaceful moment?

• 7:17Andrew Santino?

  I think I talked about on the show. It was, uh...

• 7:20Bobby Lee?

  Had we done Bad Friends yet?

• 7:21Andrew Santino?

  I think it was just at the beginning.

• 7:22Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 7:23Andrew Santino?

  And then I, um... No, right before. It was actually right before. That had been six years ago. And I hung out with these people and had a great day. And then I met up with Dermer and got some phenomenal seafood. And then we went to Al Kai Beach and rented, um, uh, longboards, you know, paddleboards. And I went out on the board and I was just laying out there in the ocean. It's a similar, oddly similar story. And I was just laying on it, just kind of letting the slow, slow wake take me. And I was like, I could die right now. Al Kai Beach. It was one of those moments that I just, I don't know why, it was perfect. It was just beautiful and perfect out on the water.

• 8:03Andrew Santino?

  Something about it, it was weird. It was like everything aligned. And then the show that night was fucking awesome.

• 8:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:09Andrew Santino?

  It was at that club in Seattle.

• 8:10Bobby Lee?

  Parlor Live.

• 8:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Parlor.

• 8:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I love that club.

• 8:12Andrew Santino?

  Where you had to go through the bar.

• 8:14Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 8:14Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 8:15Bobby Lee?

  That was the, that was the club where that, um, native guy didn't let me in, remember?

• 8:19Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 8:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's the same club.

• 8:21Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 8:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 8:22Andrew Santino?

  Well, they closed down.

• 8:23Bobby Lee?

  I know they did.

• 8:24Andrew Santino?

  That's because of you.

• 8:26Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 8:27Andrew Santino?

  Yes, you got that native. It was a big deal.

• 8:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Anyway, that's your most peaceful.

• 8:31Andrew Santino?

  That was just a moment that like you reminded me of when I, I've talked about that before. It just made me feel like...

• 8:37Bobby Lee?

  Amen.

• 8:38Andrew Santino?

  Everything is okay.

• 8:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:40Andrew Santino?

  And it was for a little bit. What's your most peaceful moment?

• 8:45Bobby Lee?

  You can't include water because we already did that.

• 8:50Andrew Santino?

  It usually does.

• 8:51Bobby Lee?

  I know, you're right. You can include water.

• 8:53Speaker 05

  I think the first time I've, um, freedived with Atakali and I was able to go really deep. And I just stayed there for like a long time.

• 9:02Andrew Santino?

  How long can you hold your breath for?

• 9:04Speaker 05

  Not that long. Maybe just like a minute and like a half or something.

• 9:07Andrew Santino?

  So you stayed down there for about a minute and a half?

• 9:09Bobby Lee?

  You were peaceful for 45 seconds.

• 9:10Speaker 05

  Yeah. It was so nice.

• 9:14Andrew Santino?

  And did you come back up and you felt like, I want to keep going down as far as I can? Yeah. The freedive thing scares me.

• 9:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:22Andrew Santino?

  Toot toot. No, no, no. I belong up top.

• 9:24Bobby Lee?

  Was it the swimming with the sharks? Oh, we used to do that bullshit?

• 9:28Speaker 05

  That was so fun.

• 9:29Bobby Lee?

  No, it's bullshit.

• 9:30Speaker 05

  It was so nice.

• 9:31Andrew Santino?

  You don't need to swim with those guys. I'm not doing that anymore. It just doesn't make sense.

• 9:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:35Speaker 05

  I want to swim with that really big great white shark.

• 9:40Andrew Santino?

  Aren't they all big?

• 9:41Speaker 05

  No, like the, this one is like the-

• 9:44Bobby Lee?

  Like one that one lady does?

• 9:45Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 9:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's her name? I saw that documentary, that lady that swims with the great white sharks.

• 9:51Speaker 05

  Yeah, that one.

• 9:52Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. What is that for? What do you get out of that? Besides almost kill?

• 9:55Bobby Lee?

  Well, a relationship. You can develop a relationship.

• 9:58Andrew Santino?

  This isn't the octopus teacher.

• 10:00Bobby Lee?

  I know. Look at that. Would you do that?

• 10:02Speaker 05

  That's so cool.

• 10:03Andrew Santino?

  Would I do that?

• 10:05Bobby Lee?

  I mean-

• 10:06Andrew Santino?

  In what fucking world would I want it? Look at how fat that guy is. Get him on a GLP-1.

• 10:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:13Speaker 05

  But he hasn't died, so it means the shark's fine.

• 10:16Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he's eating everything in sight.

• 10:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:18Andrew Santino?

  He'll live forever.

• 10:18Bobby Lee?

  She's got a bag of In-N-Out burgers.

• 10:21Andrew Santino?

  Is that what that is?

• 10:22Bobby Lee?

  You can't see it, but, uh, yeah. Double trouble. Yeah.

• 10:26Andrew Santino?

  By the way, he, that is a fat fucking shark, dude.

• 10:29Bobby Lee?

  Dude, that, we, that-

• 10:30Andrew Santino?

  Oh, he's a little choked. He's-

• 10:31Bobby Lee?

  So scary.

• 10:32Speaker 05

  So cool.

• 10:33Andrew Santino?

  He's so fat he can't turn around, though. He can't get you if you're behind him.

• 10:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:37Andrew Santino?

  I mean, no, absolutely not. What's cool about that?

• 10:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:40Andrew Santino?

  That thing, don't they, they kill humans.

• 10:42Speaker 05

  I don't mind.

• 10:43Andrew Santino?

  You don't mind being killed?

• 10:45Speaker 05

  No.

• 10:45Bobby Lee?

  I mean, they'll tear off an arm.

• 10:48Andrew Santino?

  What a bummer.

• 10:49Bobby Lee?

  That's a bummer. That's a bummer. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 10:52Andrew Santino?

  Huge bummer to lose an arm.

• 10:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're right, you're right.

• 10:53Andrew Santino?

  If you're gonna lose a limb, which one are you gonna lose?

• 10:56Bobby Lee?

  My left leg, I don't know.

• 10:57Andrew Santino?

  Left leg is good, yeah. It's pretty useless, I guess. I understand that. Ocean Ramsey-

• 11:01Bobby Lee?

  Because you can hide prosthetics legs with the new high-tech, you know what I mean?

• 11:06Andrew Santino?

  Great tech.

• 11:07Bobby Lee?

  Prosthetics, right?

• 11:08Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 11:08Bobby Lee?

  So you can wear jeans, put a prosthetic on, you can still kinda, you know what I mean? Walk around, right? But with an arm, I think it's harder to hide.

• 11:17Andrew Santino?

  It's impossible.

• 11:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Although the hands now are looking pretty realistic.

• 11:20Andrew Santino?

  They're getting better.

• 11:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but you can't go like this, or, you know what I mean, or Shaka or anything like that.

• 11:23Andrew Santino?

  You can't do, you can't do-

• 11:25Bobby Lee?

  Oh, Shaka, yeah, yeah.

• 11:25Andrew Santino?

  No Shaka?

• 11:27Bobby Lee?

  Or unless you can go, you can do Shaka, you know, if you bend her.

• 11:30Andrew Santino?

  Push it down?

• 11:30Bobby Lee?

  Push it down.

• 11:32Andrew Santino?

  Like it's kingpin with that fake hand? Yeah, they're getting really good.

• 11:36Bobby Lee?

  Whoa dude.

• 11:38Andrew Santino?

  That's me.

• 11:39Bobby Lee?

  Look at how, wow, I can't, it's getting good, it's getting good, yeah.

• 11:43Andrew Santino?

  The amount of these that are gonna get stuck up someone's ass though.

• 11:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:46Andrew Santino?

  The rubber ones. See, that's why you need metal, so there's no tempted.

• 11:49Bobby Lee?

  So, you, what kind of one, you lose in hand just to get that?

• 11:52Andrew Santino?

  No, you don't.

• 11:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you look at how cool that looks.

• 11:54Andrew Santino?

  Okay dude.

• 11:55Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 11:56Andrew Santino?

  You can, how, it's mind controlled bionic arms, so your brain is telling you.

• 12:00Bobby Lee?

  Your brain does it. And now Nike has that one shoe where it has, it's attached to your ankle and it helps you.

• 12:06Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 12:07Bobby Lee?

  Right? Yeah.

• 12:08Andrew Santino?

  Nike has a shoe that like is, what?

• 12:10Bobby Lee?

  That you can now get where it's like, I think it helps you walk. It gives you more propulsion, I don't know what the word is, um.

• 12:18Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, propulsion's gotta be right.

• 12:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. That.

• 12:21Andrew Santino?

  Wow, so it straps onto your ankles?

• 12:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, your ankle, onto the shoe.

• 12:27Andrew Santino?

  And it makes you go faster?

• 12:29Bobby Lee?

  I don't know if it makes you go fa- it can, I think, yeah.

• 12:32Andrew Santino?

  Oh, let's get those. How much are those?

• 12:35Bobby Lee?

  You're gonna get it, right?

• 12:36Andrew Santino?

  I might.

• 12:37Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 12:38Andrew Santino?

  How much are those fucking? It looks awesome.

• 12:41Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 12:43Andrew Santino?

  I mean, that's incre-

• 12:44Speaker 01

  They're not out or even planning on coming out yet.

• 12:46Andrew Santino?

  Okay, hey Nike.

• 12:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 12:48Andrew Santino?

  Send these to us.

• 12:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, those are cool.

• 12:50Andrew Santino?

  Let us be the first, let us be the test rabbits for the, imagine they have like world champion runners doing them and then they send them to us?

• 12:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:58Speaker 01

  These are supposed to calm your mind down, they come out this week. When you step on it, it hits those balls and it sends uh, something to your brain that relaxes you. They're called the Nike Mind Twos.

• 13:09Andrew Santino?

  I want those too.

• 13:09Bobby Lee?

  I want those too dude, they're doing it.

• 13:11Andrew Santino?

  How do they keep doing it?

• 13:12Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, they do-

• 13:13Andrew Santino?

  They gotta be stealing from Japanese people.

• 13:14Bobby Lee?

  There's no, yeah, no, that's definitely fucking-

• 13:16Andrew Santino?

  It's stolen from Japanese people.

• 13:18Bobby Lee?

  Chiropr- no, chiropr- uh, what's it called, um, would it put the needles?

• 13:21Speaker 01

  Acupuncture?

• 13:22Bobby Lee?

  Acupuncture, like all the nerves and the, you know.

• 13:24Andrew Santino?

  Stealing from the Japanese?

• 13:25Bobby Lee?

  They're just stealing it from it. Yeah, um, dude, that- Wow.

• 13:29Andrew Santino?

  I really want.

• 13:30Bobby Lee?

  But you think it's psychological?

• 13:32Andrew Santino?

  Of course.

• 13:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 13:33Andrew Santino?

  It's placebo, but it also, but also they've shown that like as the shoe has advanced, it does do really good things for your, like when you're running long distances, like a really good running shoe does things well for your brain.

• 13:44Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 13:45Andrew Santino?

  Because there's so much in your feet.

• 13:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:47Andrew Santino?

  There's so much in your feet. It's got, have you ever seen like the reflexology stuff about like when they find these trigger points in your feet and all, it like one, one thing is release of stress at certain places and something, it's all connected.

• 13:58Bobby Lee?

  Like this works when you do this for headaches and stuff?

• 14:00Andrew Santino?

  Crazy. Why does that work?

• 14:01Bobby Lee?

  I don't know why that works.

• 14:02Andrew Santino?

  I don't want to know. That freaks me out.

• 14:03Bobby Lee?

  It freaks me out.

• 14:04Andrew Santino?

  Like we found out where the motherboard is?

• 14:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But maybe those shoes, we gotta get those, get those for us.

• 14:10Andrew Santino?

  Please get those for us, yeah.

• 14:11Bobby Lee?

  What else, what else is other high-tech shoes that are coming out?

• 14:13Andrew Santino?

  We gotta get more shoes.

• 14:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 14:15Speaker 01

  Nike's that were Bluetooth Nike's. They.

• 14:19Andrew Santino?

  They speakers?

• 14:20Speaker 01

  No, they, uh, they just tied like from an app. Like I would put them on and they would get tight when I would press tie my shoe.

• 14:26Andrew Santino?

  That's cool.

• 14:27Bobby Lee?

  That's kinda cool.

• 14:27Andrew Santino?

  That's like auto laces from Back to the Future.

• 14:29Speaker 01

  Yeah, I had that.

• 14:30Andrew Santino?

  You had those shoes?

• 14:32Speaker 01

  No, I had like the modern version.

• 14:33Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 14:34Bobby Lee?

  Or what, what is a tennis shoe that turns into skates?

• 14:37Andrew Santino?

  Sick.

• 14:38Bobby Lee?

  No, but there's like.

• 14:38Andrew Santino?

  Ice skates or roller skates?

• 14:40Bobby Lee?

  Roller skates, but they're getting better now, I think.

• 14:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, those, the mags, the Nike mags, those are the ones from Back to the Future.

• 14:46Bobby Lee?

  What do those do?

• 14:47Andrew Santino?

  Self-lacing. Remember from Back to the Future?

• 14:48Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 14:49Andrew Santino?

  You know what I really wanted?

• 14:50Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 14:50Andrew Santino?

  Those were sick, but I also wanted the drying jacket. Drying mode.

• 14:55Bobby Lee?

  All right. That was so cool.

• 14:57Andrew Santino?

  That it came out, it's like you come out of the rain like, ooh, it dried.

• 15:00Bobby Lee?

  And how far away from hoverboard?

• 15:03Andrew Santino?

  What the fuck are they waiting for?

• 15:04Bobby Lee?

  Oh yeah, what are we, let's get that going.

• 15:06Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, well, how are we?

• 15:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, why are we not doing hoverboard?

• 15:09Andrew Santino?

  They invented that 30 years ago in film. We can't get it done?

• 15:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:12Andrew Santino?

  No, that's not the thing.

• 15:12Bobby Lee?

  That's not the hoverboard, dude.

• 15:14Speaker 01

  No, I just clicked on shopping.

• 15:16Andrew Santino?

  They're, they gotta be close to getting that.

• 15:18Bobby Lee?

  Well, if you make the ground like magnet.

• 15:20Andrew Santino?

  Then you can do it.

• 15:21Bobby Lee?

  Then you can do it.

• 15:22Andrew Santino?

  But think about, but how do you slow down or stop?

• 15:24Bobby Lee?

  Oh, right.

• 15:26Andrew Santino?

  You're fucked.

• 15:26Bobby Lee?

  You're fucked. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 15:28Andrew Santino?

  You know, like they're creating the train that goes from LA to Vegas. It, doesn't it use magnets? Isn't it magnet propulsion?

• 15:34Bobby Lee?

  Let me ask you something, okay? Would you rather, you know, me and us, uh, focus our energy on either high-tech stuff just for like everyday household goods or only high-tech stuff for your health?

• 15:48Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that's such a good question.

• 15:50Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 15:51Andrew Santino?

  Cause I think the health is probably more beneficial, but my god, would it be better around the house?

• 15:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, I mean, talking about hoverboards, you know what I mean? All that kinda stuff, you know what I mean? But it's like-

• 15:59Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, fuck health, let's do that. We're all gonna die.

• 16:03Bobby Lee?

  I know, but health, you could extend your life for 20 more years.

• 16:06Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 16:07Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 16:08Andrew Santino?

  Cause if you're 100, you're gonna feel like shit.

• 16:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:11Andrew Santino?

  There's no way, cause they can't make your bones get younger.

• 16:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:14Speaker 05

  Well, what if they can?

• 16:15Andrew Santino?

  No, they can't-

• 16:16Speaker 05

  Can you like, improve your body and just get you abs and like-

• 16:19Andrew Santino?

  I think one day they're gonna give us an ability to take your fucking brain and get a new body.

• 16:24Bobby Lee?

  Well, they're doing, already doing head transplants.

• 16:27Andrew Santino?

  Richie's interested.

• 16:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 16:29Andrew Santino?

  This guy loves heads.

• 16:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 16:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you-

• 16:32Bobby Lee?

  I think they're experimenting with it, but it's like, would you, okay, if you're-

• 16:36Andrew Santino?

  No successful lasting head transplant with animal experiments showing limited survival days to weeks and partial function, but I'm telling you dude, they're gonna get there.

• 16:43Bobby Lee?

  They're gonna get there.

• 16:44Andrew Santino?

  Whose body do you want?

• 16:45Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so, what, no, no, okay, here's a good, that's a good question.

• 16:48Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 16:48Bobby Lee?

  Now, listen, I'm thinking, I'm more, if they preserved it, I'm more Gary Coleman.

• 16:56Bobby Lee?

  I've always wanted to be a little black guy. What do you think?

• 17:00Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 17:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah?

• 17:01Andrew Santino?

  That is such a good lineup.

• 17:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 17:03Andrew Santino?

  Your Asian head on a little black body.

• 17:05Bobby Lee?

  Black body, we so, I'd be on a sitcom right away.

• 17:07Andrew Santino?

  Right away.

• 17:08Bobby Lee?

  Right, yeah, I mean-

• 17:08Andrew Santino?

  The work you would get.

• 17:09Speaker 06

  Hey, buddy!

• 17:12Speaker 06

  Mr. Cooper, stop!

• 17:16Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? That'd be cool. What body would you want?

• 17:18Andrew Santino?

  Wait a minute, world's first volunteer of head transplant fails to accept the surgery for a lack of funds from Russia? So, this guy was down to do it.

• 17:26Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so he could get a, a, a, a, a body, that's what?

• 17:29Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 17:30Bobby Lee?

  What, cause he is-

• 17:32Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 17:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. He wants a new body, cause he is, he's-

• 17:35Andrew Santino?

  Fully paraplegic?

• 17:36Bobby Lee?

  Paraplegic, yeah, yeah.

• 17:36Andrew Santino?

  Alright, so he wants a mobile body, but even if you did give it to him, he wouldn't know what to do with it.

• 17:42Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 17:43Andrew Santino?

  He's never had one, you know, what is he, he'll, I mean-

• 17:48Bobby Lee?

  Well, you could go dancing with Richie.

• 17:54Bobby Lee?

  Him and Richie are both doing the same thing.

• 17:59Andrew Santino?

  Blood vessels are being linked with tubes, so they're trying to do it.

• 18:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:04Andrew Santino?

  But this is old. They've been tried. This was over a decade ago, they tried with this Russian.

• 18:07Bobby Lee?

  But no, but now I think it's about to happen, I think.

• 18:11Andrew Santino?

  We're gonna do it?

• 18:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Try.

• 18:13Andrew Santino?

  Are we really gonna do? I mean, by the way, Russia, shout out, they would try it first.

• 18:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they would.

• 18:17Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we will try. Fuck it. They don't give a shit, dude.

• 18:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 18:21Andrew Santino?

  How it's supposed to work theoretically, cooling. Both donor and recipient heads and bodies are cooled to slow cell death. Connection, key blood vessels, the jugulars and the carotids are connected at first, maintain blood flow to the brain, potentially using a special plasma. Spinal cord fusion. Cause we do those, don't we do fusion, spinal cord fusion now? For people that get in like tragic car accidents and stuff? Other connections in nerves and trachea, esophagus are reconnected.

• 18:43Bobby Lee?

  But what?

• 18:44Andrew Santino?

  But you're kept in a coma for weeks to allow the healing for the body, and then they hope you can come out of it.

• 18:49Bobby Lee?

  But where do you get the body, though? Does somebody volunteer, like, "You can have my body, I'm gonna die"?

• 18:52Andrew Santino?

  I'm sure it's someone that just died.

• 18:54Bobby Lee?

  But died from what, though? That would, you know what I mean? Like, I don't want his body?

• 18:58Andrew Santino?

  Okay, if you go...

• 19:00Andrew Santino?

  If you get into a car accident, right, that's how they use all your organ parts if you're still young and good.

• 19:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but the body's damaged if you're in a car accident. You died from impact from a car accident, the body's no good. That's my point. Where do you get the body?

• 19:10Andrew Santino?

  Gunshot to the head.

• 19:12Bobby Lee?

  Okay, that's the only scenario.

• 19:13Andrew Santino?

  Gunshot to the head, keep the body on ice. Would you donate your head to science, Jules?

• 19:17Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 19:17Andrew Santino?

  Would you donate all your organs, all of them?

• 19:19Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 19:20Andrew Santino?

  Everything?

• 19:22Speaker 05

  I don't mind.

• 19:22Andrew Santino?

  You don't care?

• 19:23Speaker 05

  No.

• 19:23Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, good. Good for you.

• 19:25Bobby Lee?

  Last thing about the head transplant, though, doesn't your brain old? Like, if you get a 22-year-old guy's body, right? But your brain's still old.

• 19:34Andrew Santino?

  But imagine using that body with the knowledge that you have.

• 19:37Bobby Lee?

  Would that extend your life, you think?

• 19:39Andrew Santino?

  Sure, of cour- a little bit. Because isn't part of your, isn't part of your physical existence, your mental health and happiness? So you would be happier because you're like, "Wow, I've got this young body. I feel less pain."

• 19:51Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 19:52Andrew Santino?

  "First human head transplant two years away," says a surgeon.

• 19:54Bobby Lee?

  See?

• 19:55Andrew Santino?

  That was a decade ago.

• 19:56Bobby Lee?

  Oh, fuck.

• 19:57Andrew Santino?

  No update.

• 20:00Andrew Santino?

  Well, on this note, you know what day it is today?

• 20:03Bobby Lee?

  Happy birthday.

• 20:05Bobby Lee?

  Was it?

• 20:06Andrew Santino?

  It's Martin Luther King Day.

• 20:07Bobby Lee?

  Is it today?

• 20:08Andrew Santino?

  It's today.

• 20:09Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my god.

• 20:10Andrew Santino?

  Did you have a dream? Have you ever had a dream?

• 20:13Bobby Lee?

  I have a dreaming. Yeah, I used to have a bit like that.

• 20:17Andrew Santino?

  A Martin Luther Ki- Asian Martin Luther King?

• 20:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 20:19Andrew Santino?

  What is it?

• 20:20Bobby Lee?

  I have a dreaming. The white people will do their own laundry.

• 20:27Bobby Lee?

  That kind of bit.

• 20:28Andrew Santino?

  That's a great bit.

• 20:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 20:30Andrew Santino?

  Look at him playing pool. MLK. Running the fucking table.

• 20:35Bobby Lee?

  Dude.

• 20:36Andrew Santino?

  I have a dream. Eight ball side pocket. That album was really good.

• 20:40Bobby Lee?

  Is that an AirPod in his ear?

• 20:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 20:46Bobby Lee?

  You're laughing, Richie. I love it. I'm gonna bottle that up. Put it in a genie bottle. In 300 years, 300 years, somebody finds it, opens it.

• 20:58Andrew Santino?

  I imagine he collects laughs.

• 20:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 21:00Andrew Santino?

  You do? You have a can of laughs at home?

• 21:01Speaker 03

  In little jars, right next to the heads.

• 21:02Andrew Santino?

  Gross. I just get scared for these women that go over there and see all these heads.

• 21:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 21:08Speaker 03

  Cool.

• 21:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 21:09Andrew Santino?

  When was the last time you had a girl over?

• 21:10Speaker 03

  Like, not that long ago. Two weeks ago.

• 21:12Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 21:13Speaker 03

  Actually, not two weeks ago, because that was.

• 21:15Bobby Lee?

  How many times do you wash your sheets?

• 21:18Bobby Lee?

  Be honest.

• 21:18Andrew Santino?

  He's like, sheets? We have to have sheets?

• 21:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 21:21Speaker 03

  I try my best. Anytime somebody comes over, it's an instant wash. But like, me personally, just me, like, week or two. That's good.

• 21:30Andrew Santino?

  A week?

• 21:31Speaker 03

  Or two.

• 21:32Bobby Lee?

  Week or two.

• 21:32Andrew Santino?

  And then what?

• 21:33Speaker 03

  Usually two, if it's just me.

• 21:36Bobby Lee?

  What about you? When do you change your sheets?

• 21:38Andrew Santino?

  Change my sheets?

• 21:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 21:40Andrew Santino?

  If there's a lot of boning going on?

• 21:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 21:42Andrew Santino?

  Like, if we're getting them sloppy?

• 21:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 21:44Andrew Santino?

  Every like, five days.

• 21:45Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 21:46Andrew Santino?

  But if there's not boning, a week and a day, or so, it's almost like eight, eight or nine days.

• 21:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 21:51Andrew Santino?

  But if, if we're hooking up a lot, if it's a fun month?

• 21:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 21:54Andrew Santino?

  Then you gotta flip them like, every, because then they just get nasty.

• 21:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 21:57Andrew Santino?

  You know what I mean?

• 21:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 21:59Andrew Santino?

  But like, yeah, I'd say five days, five to eight, depending on the level of bone, bone juice.

• 22:03Bobby Lee?

  Mm-hmm.

• 22:04Andrew Santino?

  What about you?

• 22:04Speaker 05

  Every day. To Bobby.

• 22:07Andrew Santino?

  You change them every day?

• 22:08Bobby Lee?

  Well, I did until her mom left.

• 22:10Andrew Santino?

  You didn't do it. You had someone else change them every day?

• 22:12Bobby Lee?

  Her mom.

• 22:13Andrew Santino?

  Your mom would change your sheets every day?

• 22:14Speaker 05

  Every night.

• 22:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 22:16Andrew Santino?

  She would wash them every day?

• 22:18Bobby Lee?

  I have like, so many sheets.

• 22:20Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 22:20Andrew Santino?

  But she would just cycle through and wash them all the time?

• 22:22Bobby Lee?

  Mm-hmm.

• 22:23Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 22:24Bobby Lee?

  I'm a king.

• 22:27Bobby Lee?

  Feed me grapes.

• 22:30Andrew Santino?

  You're allergic to grapes.

• 22:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Not every day, but she would do it once every four days, I think.

• 22:35Andrew Santino?

  That's pretty standard. That's, I mean, for, for a guy like you.

• 22:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 22:38Andrew Santino?

  Who lives in the lifestyle that you live.

• 22:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I cannot sleep. I've tried without taking a shower.

• 22:45Andrew Santino?

  Oh, at night?

• 22:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 22:46Andrew Santino?

  Interesting.

• 22:47Bobby Lee?

  Tim Dillon was like, "Yeah, man, just sleep without taking a shower. I do it all the time."

• 22:51Andrew Santino?

  No, it's nice to get into bed clean.

• 22:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so I tried it and at four in the morning, I was like, "I gotta take a shower." Right? Is that, I mean, how do people sleep without taking a shower?

• 22:59Andrew Santino?

  I'll tell you what I've been doing, though.

• 23:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 23:01Andrew Santino?

  So I've had to shower again at night, even if I just showered. I've been going in the hot tub, because a hot tub in the rain. My god, hot tub in the rain.

• 23:08Bobby Lee?

  It's the best?

• 23:09Andrew Santino?

  It's the best in, thing in the world.

• 23:11Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 23:11Andrew Santino?

  Hot tub in the rain, to me, is, is just something about it. You're like, I feel, I feel like Andy Dufresne when he swam through the, the pipes of poop.

• 23:21Andrew Santino?

  You come out clean on the other side.

• 23:22Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what, that's really good.

• 23:24Andrew Santino?

  I don't know what it is. Hot tub in the rain.

• 23:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 23:26Andrew Santino?

  It just, it's, it's, it's life-changing.

• 23:28Bobby Lee?

  They would have found me in that fucking tube. Like, 20 years later. I would have never made it out of there.

• 23:34Andrew Santino?

  You made it like 15 feet?

• 23:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they would just see my, you know, a Korean skeleton in there. How long would you last in that poo? There's no way.

• 23:41Andrew Santino?

  I would, could never do it.

• 23:42Bobby Lee?

  I could never do it.

• 23:42Andrew Santino?

  Well, no, if your life is on the line, if you need, if you knew that was freedom, and it was how many football, football fields?

• 23:47Bobby Lee?

  Four.

• 23:47Andrew Santino?

  Four football fields?

• 23:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Four football fields are crawling through poo.

• 23:52Andrew Santino?

  Gosh.

• 23:52Bobby Lee?

  Would you be able to do it?

• 23:53Andrew Santino?

  I think you at some point would just check out mentally and just be like, it would just be, it'd be muscle reflex, just like, go, go, go, go, go. You would just get used to it. And you'd run out of throw up at some point.

• 24:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my god.

• 24:06Andrew Santino?

  You'd have nothing left.

• 24:06Bobby Lee?

  You would get some in your mouth?

• 24:10Bobby Lee?

  The splash, you know what I mean? I know.

• 24:13Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. You would do it for freedom.

• 24:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 24:16Andrew Santino?

  For freedom.

• 24:16Bobby Lee?

  And then what happens if you got out and there was no rain? He was lucky. He found a rainy day. There's no rain, you're just like, shit. There's no, ah.

• 24:26Andrew Santino?

  Ah, yeah.

• 24:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 24:27Andrew Santino?

  Look at that guy covered in shit, running through the streets.

• 24:32Andrew Santino?

  Poo man?

• 24:32Bobby Lee?

  That's Andy Dufresne. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 24:34Andrew Santino?

  Andy, why are you covered in poo?

• 24:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 24:37Andrew Santino?

  He's lucky there was rain.

• 24:38Bobby Lee?

  He was, that was a lucky day for him.

• 24:40Andrew Santino?

  Stephen King?

• 24:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 24:41Andrew Santino?

  And you know what's so funny? That's a great pairing because he wrote it because the, the, the thunder strikes are when he decided to hit the rock on the pipe. He waited till it rained. That was a part of it.

• 24:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's right. The thunder.

• 24:52Andrew Santino?

  It had to rain at night.

• 24:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. So he did plan it. You're right.

• 24:55Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but still you're, you're right though.

• 24:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 24:57Andrew Santino?

  Because what if it just thunder and rain was dissipating?

• 24:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it could have dissipated.

• 25:00Andrew Santino?

  Like he thought it was pouring down rain. He goes out there, it's just spitting a little bit.

• 25:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:04Andrew Santino?

  How long would it take to get the poop off?

• 25:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there's no way.

• 25:06Andrew Santino?

  By the way, he washed himself in the water that was poop water.

• 25:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:10Andrew Santino?

  So he didn't really get clean.

• 25:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:12Andrew Santino?

  It was still poop water.

• 25:14Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so it's the 1950s, right? He would never be able to do it in today.

• 25:19Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 25:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 25:20Andrew Santino?

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• 25:20Bobby Lee?

  As soon as he got up, there's cameras.

• 25:22Andrew Santino?

  Everywhere.

• 25:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, TikTokers.

• 25:25Bobby Lee?

  Videos of him. Yeah, yeah.

• 25:26Andrew Santino?

  Twitch streamers being like, I'm out here with the poo man.

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• 28:01Bobby Lee?

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• 28:32Bobby Lee?

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• 28:40Andrew Santino?

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• 29:09Bobby Lee?

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• 29:14Andrew Santino?

  I saw your buddy Colin Jost this morning.

• 29:17Speaker 08

  You played golf with him?

• 29:18Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 29:19Speaker 08

  Yeah, you played golf.

• 29:19Andrew Santino?

  We talked about you.

• 29:20Speaker 08

  Really?

• 29:21Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 29:22Speaker 08

  What'd you say?

• 29:23Andrew Santino?

  That we both really love you.

• 29:24Speaker 08

  Oh.

• 29:25Andrew Santino?

  And then I asked him, uh, who, who, who, you want headphones?

• 29:28Speaker 08

  I don't know, I'm wondering, I just.

• 29:30Andrew Santino?

  Give him headphones.

• 29:30Speaker 08

  Yeah, give him headphones. No, no, no, I don't need it, I don't need it. Yeah, yeah. Whoa. Yeah.

• 29:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it is what he said.

• 29:38Andrew Santino?

  Says you do not listen.

• 29:39Speaker 08

  I don't, I don't think you listen. I was. Dude, I think you drift. I was so hungry. Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But you, but you see yourself in me. I do. So it's fine. Yeah, cuz I don't listen. There's nothing in this. Yeah, I never listen.

• 29:48Andrew Santino?

  No, you don't.

• 29:49Speaker 08

  There's nothing in this. Yeah, yeah.

• 29:51Andrew Santino?

  He's got nothing in the cans!

• 29:53Speaker 08

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Rudy! Rudy!

• 30:00Speaker 08

  No socks, huh? Yeah, no socks today.

• 30:02Andrew Santino?

  Sockless.

• 30:03Speaker 05

  Your sandals.

• 30:03Speaker 08

  Huh?

• 30:04Speaker 05

  Your sandals.

• 30:04Speaker 08

  You like them?

• 30:05Speaker 05

  So cute.

• 30:06Speaker 08

  Thank you, girl.

• 30:08Andrew Santino?

  They're very Middle Eastern of you.

• 30:10Speaker 08

  Oh, wow. Yeah, yeah.

• 30:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. I like that.

• 30:12Speaker 08

  A little bit Hispanic, if you will.

• 30:13Andrew Santino?

  Are those Hispanic shoes?

• 30:14Speaker 08

  Yes, maybe, any.

• 30:15Andrew Santino?

  Did your puppy have those?

• 30:16Speaker 08

  Everything I wear is Hispanic. You don't, you probably don't sleep well. Do you sleep well? I can, I either sleep a lot or, or no. Yeah, yeah. It just depends.

• 30:27Andrew Santino?

  What, what was it last night?

• 30:28Speaker 08

  Last night, it was, uh, I did good last night. But the, the night before that, I, I woke up scared, man. You ever wake up scared?

• 30:35Andrew Santino?

  Why are you scared?

• 30:35Speaker 08

  I woke up scared cuz I drank. Ah. I drank and then I woke up scared, you know what I mean? Yeah. My left leg, my left leg starts to go numb, but it's in my head, it's not real.

• 30:44Andrew Santino?

  It's on your head.

• 30:44Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 30:45Andrew Santino?

  Where do you stay when you come to LA?

• 30:46Speaker 08

  Um, I stay at the... No, no, don't, don't. I stay right, I stay by the store, close to the store. Yeah, close, yeah, yeah. I wanna go by, they wanna do stand. Yeah, yeah.

• 30:53Andrew Santino?

  Fancy, huh?

• 30:53Speaker 08

  Rudy!

• 30:55Andrew Santino?

  Rudy!

• 30:57Andrew Santino?

  Rudy! Rudy, say hi to work out.

• 30:59Speaker 08

  Yeah, dude.

• 31:00Speaker 05

  Hi.

• 31:00Speaker 08

  Hi. Yeah, yeah.

• 31:01Andrew Santino?

  You know she's got a massive crush on you.

• 31:03Speaker 08

  Dude.

• 31:03Andrew Santino?

  It's unbelievable.

• 31:06Andrew Santino?

  She can't stop talking about it.

• 31:07Speaker 05

  No.

• 31:08Andrew Santino?

  It's been a continuous thing on the show.

• 31:10Bobby Lee?

  Oh, come on.

• 31:11Andrew Santino?

  When will you have Marcello on because I want to say to him?

• 31:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:14Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's what she said.

• 31:15Bobby Lee?

  Do you know what? You're fucking Yoko.

• 31:17Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 31:17Bobby Lee?

  You're Yoko.

• 31:18Andrew Santino?

  You're Yoko.

• 31:19Speaker 05

  Why am I Yoko?

• 31:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you were in a band, she would break it up.

• 31:22Andrew Santino?

  Break it up.

• 31:22Bobby Lee?

  Can't sing? Maybe she is Yoko.

• 31:24Andrew Santino?

  She would break it right up. She, if you started dating her, she'd get you kicked off SNL so fast.

• 31:27Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 31:28Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 31:28Bobby Lee?

  You're toxic, Rudy?

• 31:30Speaker 05

  No.

• 31:30Bobby Lee?

  Are you tone deaf?

• 31:31Speaker 08

  Me?

• 31:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:32Speaker 08

  Why?

• 31:33Bobby Lee?

  Can you sing?

• 31:33Speaker 08

  Can I sing?

• 31:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:34Speaker 08

  No, no, I can do deep voice.

• 31:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but can you sing?

• 31:38Speaker 05

  You seem like you're tone deaf.

• 31:41Andrew Santino?

  That's good.

• 31:41Bobby Lee?

  Very good.

• 31:45Andrew Santino?

  It sounds like a foreign guy trying to do that song in English.

• 31:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:49Andrew Santino?

  Wise man will say, only will a fool, will he be the rushing?

• 31:56Speaker 08

  Because I can't wait.

• 32:01Bobby Lee?

  You can dance too, huh?

• 32:02Speaker 08

  That I do.

• 32:03Andrew Santino?

  Daddy can do.

• 32:03Speaker 08

  That I can do.

• 32:04Andrew Santino?

  But we've seen that. You've showcased your ability to dance.

• 32:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 32:08Andrew Santino?

  What's the thing that we haven't seen you do on TV that you're like waiting? That's something in your back pocket?

• 32:12Speaker 08

  I gotta do a soccer thing. I'm good. I'm really good. You have anything that's a circle here?

• 32:17Andrew Santino?

  These guys will kick anything.

• 32:18Speaker 08

  I can juggle that baseball. I can do some stuff with it.

• 32:21Andrew Santino?

  Can you really?

• 32:21Speaker 08

  Probably.

• 32:22Andrew Santino?

  Stand up and do it.

• 32:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, okay.

• 32:26Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 32:26Bobby Lee?

  Whoa.

• 32:27Andrew Santino?

  I thought that was gonna work. Let's go.

• 32:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, your feet, you're not wearing socks. Whoa, dude.

• 32:35Andrew Santino?

  Rudy! Oh, bro, you are good.

• 32:38Bobby Lee?

  You!

• 32:39Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 32:39Bobby Lee?

  Wow!

• 32:41Andrew Santino?

  That is incredible.

• 32:41Bobby Lee?

  That's incredible, dude.

• 32:43Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah. Oh, shoeless!

• 32:44Bobby Lee?

  Oh, shoeless.

• 32:45Andrew Santino?

  Shoeless.

• 32:46Bobby Lee?

  Okay, sit down, sit down.

• 32:49Andrew Santino?

  There he goes. Here he goes. Up. Yay!

• 32:55Andrew Santino?

  What are you with that, SNL?

• 32:57Speaker 08

  How about that, huh?

• 32:57Andrew Santino?

  Come on, SNL!

• 32:58Speaker 08

  Can your fancy bee do that?

• 33:01Andrew Santino?

  We want you to replace our fancy bee so bad, dude.

• 33:03Speaker 08

  Oh, my God, man.

• 33:04Andrew Santino?

  You would be the one.

• 33:05Speaker 08

  That guy, fancy bee, you guys really... What does the bee stand for?

• 33:09Andrew Santino?

  You tell us.

• 33:09Speaker 08

  Ah!

• 33:10Andrew Santino?

  Come on, you stop.

• 33:12Bobby Lee?

  What do you guys love to eat?

• 33:13Speaker 08

  Yes.

• 33:16Bobby Lee?

  Do you love it?

• 33:17Andrew Santino?

  What is your favorite?

• 33:18Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, whoa, whoa, look at me dude, you like it?

• 33:20Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 33:20Bobby Lee?

  Beans.

• 33:21Speaker 08

  Yes.

• 33:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:22Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 33:22Bobby Lee?

  I like it too.

• 33:23Speaker 08

  Ice and bean.

• 33:24Bobby Lee?

  I'm a fancy bean.

• 33:25Andrew Santino?

  What's your favorite meal that your mom made you?

• 33:26Speaker 08

  Um, my mom never cooked a lot. My mom was always traveling for work.

• 33:29Andrew Santino?

  What about your grandma?

• 33:30Speaker 08

  Does that make you feel? Um, my grandma, she didn't cook either. My mom was, my grandmother was a cashier at a CVS.

• 33:36Andrew Santino?

  Seriously?

• 33:37Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 33:37Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 33:38Speaker 08

  We didn't have a lot of like-

• 33:38Andrew Santino?

  So no, no home-cooked meals for you as a kid?

• 33:40Speaker 08

  Not really. My mom can make a great, uh, arroz con cebolla.

• 33:43Andrew Santino?

  Oh, arroz con cebolla!

• 33:49Andrew Santino?

  That's good dude.

• 33:49Speaker 08

  You, you really live in this dangerous line, huh?

• 33:52Andrew Santino?

  I don't have a choice.

• 33:53Speaker 08

  You'll do anything.

• 33:53Andrew Santino?

  Well, I'm not on SNL dude, I can do whatever I want, alright?

• 33:55Speaker 08

  You can, right?

• 33:56Andrew Santino?

  I'm free living. The thing that got Shane cancelled, I do every week on this show.

• 33:59Speaker 08

  Every single week, I think about that too.

• 34:02Andrew Santino?

  It's incredible. That's the freedom of this platform.

• 34:04Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 34:05Andrew Santino?

  We're allowed to do it, but you gotta stay a little good little boy.

• 34:07Speaker 08

  I do.

• 34:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know.

• 34:08Andrew Santino?

  You gotta be a good little boy, cause you're gonna be a movie star, aren't you?

• 34:10Speaker 08

  I have a job to do.

• 34:10Andrew Santino?

  Are you gonna be a movie star?

• 34:11Speaker 08

  I hope so, yeah.

• 34:12Andrew Santino?

  You're gonna be a movie star.

• 34:12Bobby Lee?

  We've got a movie, Netflix.

• 34:14Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 34:14Bobby Lee?

  You and who?

• 34:15Speaker 08

  Kevin Hart.

• 34:15Bobby Lee?

  Kevin Hart, co-star.

• 34:16Andrew Santino?

  Kevin Hart?

• 34:17Speaker 08

  Yes, that one.

• 34:18Andrew Santino?

  He's done movies with Kevin Hart.

• 34:19Bobby Lee?

  So have you.

• 34:20Andrew Santino?

  I have!

• 34:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 34:21Andrew Santino?

  Yes, I have.

• 34:21Speaker 08

  I just saw you in a movie.

• 34:23Andrew Santino?

  No, you didn't.

• 34:24Speaker 08

  Yes, I did. Last night.

• 34:25Bobby Lee?

  What movie was it?

• 34:26Speaker 08

  Now you see me, now you don't.

• 34:27Andrew Santino?

  Oh my god.

• 34:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah?

• 34:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, and how was I?

• 34:32Speaker 08

  It was funny dude, you were funny.

• 34:33Andrew Santino?

  It's a fu- it was a fun little part.

• 34:35Speaker 08

  You had a lot of facial hair in that one.

• 34:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I grew it out. Yeah.

• 34:38Speaker 08

  It's all yours?

• 34:39Andrew Santino?

  No, yeah, I did, yeah. I did the bush. I did the front bush. We shot that in Budapest. Where, what's this movie you got coming out?

• 34:44Speaker 08

  Um, the, uh, with Kevin Hart, it's called 72 Hours. It's like a bachelor party thing.

• 34:49Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 34:50Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 34:50Andrew Santino?

  72 Hours, it's like a, I thought it was gonna be like an extension of the Nick Nolte 48 Hours. I thought that was gonna be another tw- what is this? Kevin Hart, Wild 72 Hours, a new comedy. Who wrote it?

• 35:00Speaker 08

  Uh-

• 35:01Andrew Santino?

  Not you.

• 35:02Speaker 08

  No.

• 35:02Andrew Santino?

  No?

• 35:03Speaker 08

  No.

• 35:03Andrew Santino?

  Who's that handsome guy?

• 35:04Speaker 08

  Look at that.

• 35:05Andrew Santino?

  Who is that guy?

• 35:06Speaker 08

  That's, uh, Mason Gooding.

• 35:08Andrew Santino?

  I'm talking about you sweetheart.

• 35:09Speaker 08

  Oh, that's-

• 35:09Andrew Santino?

  Care about that other guy on the left? What are you talking? Look at how good-looking he looks right there, Bob.

• 35:13Speaker 08

  Dude.

• 35:13Andrew Santino?

  Zoom in on Marcello.

• 35:14Speaker 08

  Marcello Hernandez.

• 35:15Andrew Santino?

  Wow!

• 35:18Andrew Santino?

  Kid's built, he's built for the picture.

• 35:20Speaker 08

  Come on.

• 35:20Bobby Lee?

  It's like Pepsi-Cola now.

• 35:22Andrew Santino?

  What's up?

• 35:23Bobby Lee?

  He's like Pepsi-Cola, like.

• 35:24Andrew Santino?

  You think his name is Pepsi?

• 35:25Bobby Lee?

  No, no, what I'm saying is that you're like out there.

• 35:28Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 35:29Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? How's it feel?

• 35:30Speaker 08

  It's crazy. It feels weird. This is like, I've only done like four podcasts in my whole life.

• 35:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:35Speaker 08

  And today I did the third one of my life and today I did the fourth one. I did like one or two like before when I first started doing videos online.

• 35:43Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 35:43Speaker 08

  Which was like 2020.

• 35:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:45Speaker 08

  So this is like the first podcast.

• 35:47Andrew Santino?

  This is the only one that matters.

• 35:48Speaker 08

  This is the first.

• 35:48Andrew Santino?

  This is the real one.

• 35:49Speaker 08

  This is the one.

• 35:50Andrew Santino?

  Look at you on Variety with your shirt off.

• 35:51Speaker 08

  I know, they made me do that.

• 35:52Andrew Santino?

  You didn't want to take your shirt off?

• 35:53Speaker 08

  I didn't want to do the chains. I didn't want the shirt, but you know, I don't know what to say.

• 35:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 35:57Speaker 08

  Just don't know what to say.

• 35:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:58Andrew Santino?

  So, so there, someone came by and was like, Marcello, we'd like it if you had your shirt off and we want to put, put these costume chains on you?

• 36:04Speaker 08

  Yeah, and they go, we have this idea and then, and then I go, they go, smile. And then something felt weird to me about smiling with my shirt off.

• 36:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:10Speaker 08

  So I was like, I can't do that.

• 36:12Bobby Lee?

  Can you do that face? I want to try to do that face.

• 36:15Andrew Santino?

  Look at.

• 36:17Speaker 08

  Look at.

• 36:18Andrew Santino?

  I like that's interesting that they go, take your shirt off, put on these chains and that was the idea. Somebody did not do their work before.

• 36:23Speaker 08

  Thank you.

• 36:24Andrew Santino?

  They showed up that day and they were like, we have nothing to do.

• 36:26Speaker 08

  And you don't get to approve pictures.

• 36:28Andrew Santino?

  Wait, no.

• 36:28Speaker 08

  Find out.

• 36:29Andrew Santino?

  Your team never said yes or no to this?

• 36:30Speaker 08

  No, you just find out.

• 36:31Andrew Santino?

  You gotta get a new agent. They should send you this before they approve it.

• 36:34Speaker 08

  This was years ago.

• 36:35Bobby Lee?

  I don't think people can get.

• 36:37Andrew Santino?

  That's not true at all.

• 36:38Bobby Lee?

  It's hard to get approval.

• 36:38Andrew Santino?

  No, it's dude, when they.

• 36:39Bobby Lee?

  I mean, Julia Roberts probably can.

• 36:41Speaker 08

  Exactly. You get to a point where you start.

• 36:43Andrew Santino?

  He's the male Julia Roberts.

• 36:44Bobby Lee?

  I know, I understand that.

• 36:45Andrew Santino?

  That's America's.

• 36:46Bobby Lee?

  He's gonna get there, but I don't know if he's there now.

• 36:47Andrew Santino?

  Yes, he is.

• 36:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay, get approval then.

• 36:49Speaker 08

  But this was years ago.

• 36:51Andrew Santino?

  This is America's new sweetheart.

• 36:52Speaker 08

  Hi.

• 36:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:53Andrew Santino?

  You are the representation of America's best.

• 36:56Speaker 08

  Adios mio.

• 36:57Andrew Santino?

  Adios mio.

• 36:58Speaker 08

  Dude, you guys, you guys, um, that was the worst one, that one right there in the white.

• 37:02Andrew Santino?

  Let me see.

• 37:02Speaker 08

  That one. That's the worst picture I think I've ever taken.

• 37:04Andrew Santino?

  My god, Tony Montana.

• 37:05Speaker 08

  What am I doing with my neck?

• 37:06Bobby Lee?

  What the fuck? Yeah, what are you doing?

• 37:08Speaker 08

  I don't know. You don't get approved.

• 37:09Bobby Lee?

  A warlord?

• 37:10Speaker 08

  I could have been stretching. I could have been stretching there.

• 37:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:13Andrew Santino?

  Selling weapons overseas?

• 37:14Speaker 08

  You know what I mean? It's like, what?

• 37:16Andrew Santino?

  God.

• 37:17Speaker 08

  You just.

• 37:17Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but you know what? You still look good.

• 37:19Speaker 08

  Thank you, man.

• 37:20Andrew Santino?

  The kid still looks good. Are you happy on a little break right now, right?

• 37:23Speaker 08

  Yeah, a little break, but this is, I've been busy, dude. I've been doing a bunch of podcasts. I've been, uh, I'm, I'm doing a, a screening for my.

• 37:29Andrew Santino?

  Screening for your special?

• 37:30Speaker 08

  Tomorrow.

• 37:30Andrew Santino?

  Special comes out.

• 37:31Speaker 08

  Uh, January 7th.

• 37:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Ooh, one day after our favorite holiday.

• 37:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:35Andrew Santino?

  One day.

• 37:36Speaker 08

  What's your favorite? Oh.

• 37:37Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 37:37Andrew Santino?

  Come on, Marcello.

• 37:38Bobby Lee?

  Insurrection day, dude.

• 37:39Andrew Santino?

  Come on, dude.

• 37:40Bobby Lee?

  We were there, dude.

• 37:41Andrew Santino?

  We were there twice. We gotta go back.

• 37:42Bobby Lee?

  I had a brick.

• 37:44Andrew Santino?

  Just you with a photo, you with your shirt off a chain.

• 37:47Speaker 08

  If AI was around back then, how many comedians would have promoted their week of shows?

• 37:52Andrew Santino?

  Oh my god, dude. So many flyers, so many flyers.

• 37:55Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that would have been great.

• 37:56Andrew Santino?

  Let me ask you something, and you don't have to answer this. Does Lauren know about this show?

• 38:02Andrew Santino?

  Like, will Lauren see you on this show?

• 38:03Speaker 08

  Maybe.

• 38:04Andrew Santino?

  Uh oh.

• 38:05Speaker 08

  If something bad happens.

• 38:07Andrew Santino?

  Rudy!

• 38:08Speaker 08

  Rudy!

• 38:09Andrew Santino?

  Stop hitting on me.

• 38:09Speaker 08

  Rudy!

• 38:10Speaker 05

  Not!

• 38:12Bobby Lee?

  Do you get intimidated by him?

• 38:13Speaker 08

  Um, sure, I, I, but he's, I've gone to baseball games with him, he's a cool guy. He's also just like such like a, he's like, we all have like a grandparent or somebody that's like, you know, the elder of the...

• 38:25Andrew Santino?

  You call him a grandparent?

• 38:26Speaker 08

  The elder of the family.

• 38:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 38:28Speaker 08

  Um, and, uh, it's different when the elder of the family is like working at like a crazy high level.

• 38:33Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 38:34Speaker 08

  You know what I mean?

• 38:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 38:34Speaker 08

  Like, it's different when they're retired, it's a different energy, he's on.

• 38:37Andrew Santino?

  He's on.

• 38:38Bobby Lee?

  Oh, right, right, right.

• 38:38Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he's doing the thing.

• 38:40Speaker 08

  Yes, he's still very much doing the thing.

• 38:42Andrew Santino?

  He's still your dad, he's still your papa.

• 38:43Bobby Lee?

  But if he's like, come here, let's go over here, you have to go with him, right?

• 38:46Speaker 08

  Yeah, yeah, I go to baseball games.

• 38:47Andrew Santino?

  Well, you go to baseball, you like, you guys, you guys love baseball.

• 38:50Speaker 08

  My people, yes.

• 38:51Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 38:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:51Andrew Santino?

  We love baseball.

• 38:52Speaker 08

  Yes, he...

• 38:53Andrew Santino?

  And it's been very, very good to you.

• 38:54Speaker 08

  How you see your face?

• 38:55Andrew Santino?

  How you see?

• 38:56Speaker 08

  How you see your face?

• 38:57Andrew Santino?

  How you see your face?

• 38:58Bobby Lee?

  What are you doing, a movie?

• 39:00Andrew Santino?

  Shut up, he's flirting with you.

• 39:01Bobby Lee?

  Have you seen your face?

• 39:03Speaker 08

  How good does Bobby look these days?

• 39:04Andrew Santino?

  Honestly, the, the, well, take a good look at the skateboard behind him, look at how fat he was in that photo. I mean, that's a, that is a dead, like, that's a great comparison, that is a before and after, right in front of your face.

• 39:15Speaker 08

  A hundred percent, and he, yeah, that's...

• 39:16Bobby Lee?

  But when you're like that, you don't, no one tells you.

• 39:19Andrew Santino?

  I told you all the time.

• 39:20Bobby Lee?

  I know, but I thought you were joking.

• 39:21Andrew Santino?

  I wasn't.

• 39:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, but other people out on the wild, they're like, no, you look good. No, I didn't! I didn't look good, you know what I mean?

• 39:27Andrew Santino?

  But this was good, this has always been good.

• 39:29Bobby Lee?

  But fuck this!

• 39:30Andrew Santino?

  All right, yeah.

• 39:31Bobby Lee?

  I mean, I want to look good!

• 39:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you want to look good.

• 39:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, this is nothing!

• 39:34Speaker 05

  I prefer you fatter, to be honest with you.

• 39:36Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 39:38Speaker 05

  It just feels like you look huggable.

• 39:40Speaker 08

  Oh! Right, now, you kind of look sexy, it's not...

• 39:44Andrew Santino?

  Sexy, yeah, he's sexy now.

• 39:45Bobby Lee?

  I don't know if I look sexy.

• 39:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you do.

• 39:47Speaker 08

  It's a stretch.

• 39:48Andrew Santino?

  But let me say something, I am excited for his transition, he's gonna get...

• 39:52Speaker 08

  I want to get ripped.

• 39:52Andrew Santino?

  He's gonna get ripped.

• 39:53Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you are?

• 39:53Andrew Santino?

  You know it, it's next, it's the stage, it's the next thing.

• 39:56Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 39:57Andrew Santino?

  They're gonna go, look, Marcello, you're great on SNL, we love seeing you on the show, but we want the, we want the movies, we want the girls, we want the money. And they gotta get him jacked.

• 40:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:05Andrew Santino?

  Cause he's in good shape, lift up your shirt.

• 40:07Speaker 08

  Huh?

• 40:08Andrew Santino?

  Lift up your shirt.

• 40:09Speaker 08

  No, come on, man.

• 40:09Andrew Santino?

  Come on, come on, give him some money, guys.

• 40:11Speaker 08

  No, no, no. Yeah, it's nothing crazy.

• 40:14Andrew Santino?

  Okay, go on. Yeah, see, he's in great shape.

• 40:16Bobby Lee?

  Great shape.

• 40:17Andrew Santino?

  Skin and bones. What do you, what size waist? Twenty-eight?

• 40:19Speaker 08

  Thirty.

• 40:20Andrew Santino?

  Thirty, yeah, right liar. Thirty with the belt.

• 40:22Speaker 08

  No, thirty. I got big legs. I played soccer forever.

• 40:24Andrew Santino?

  See, sexier. He drops sexy little things as, yeah, I got big thighs.

• 40:29Bobby Lee?

  You know what stage I'm waiting for?

• 40:30Speaker 08

  What's up?

• 40:31Bobby Lee?

  Stage five.

• 40:32Speaker 08

  What's that?

• 40:32Bobby Lee?

  You know what stage five is?

• 40:33Andrew Santino?

  Cancer.

• 40:34Bobby Lee?

  Hey, Marcello, it's Bobby.

• 40:36Andrew Santino?

  Gone.

• 40:36Speaker 08

  No, I'll never. I'll never. You guys have-

• 40:40Bobby Lee?

  When's that stage happen?

• 40:41Speaker 08

  Dude, you guys have such a special place in my heart, you don't even realize it. I was in the pandemic. I had a panic attack in my house. I was spraying my family. I was spraying my family. I was-

• 40:51Speaker 08

  My mom, my, I sprayed my whole family. My mom would get home from the supermarket. I go naked now. Take the clothes off. I take the clothes off. I throw it in the washing machine.

• 40:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:59Speaker 08

  They hated me. My sister would-

• 41:00Bobby Lee?

  You're paranoid.

• 41:01Speaker 08

  Dude, it was really bad.

• 41:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 41:03Speaker 08

  It was really bad. Don't play a fool with me, niggas. It was really bad.

• 41:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:07Speaker 08

  And I was spraying, spraying, spraying. I was mad at them. They were like, we want to go to lunch at a restaurant. And I go, you gotta kill us all. I, I was doing, I was insane. I was spraying my sister's hands. I was being like a real psychopath.

• 41:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:19Speaker 08

  Was he a little bit like that?

• 41:20Bobby Lee?

  No, but Kalila was like that.

• 41:22Speaker 08

  Kalila, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 41:23Bobby Lee?

  We, we get food orders, right? Outside, we'd have to spray it down for thirty minutes. Let it sit out there, let the air do its thing.

• 41:29Andrew Santino?

  You know, she, the reason that she really got on the show was because Kalila didn't trust him to not go do something when we were done filming.

• 41:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:36Andrew Santino?

  So she was kind of like a liaison, a child, by the way.

• 41:38Speaker 08

  Right.

• 41:39Bobby Lee?

  She was in high school.

• 41:40Andrew Santino?

  She was in high school when she started the show.

• 41:41Speaker 08

  She was babysitting Bobby.

• 41:42Andrew Santino?

  A hundred percent.

• 41:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 41:43Speaker 08

  I remember, dude, I'm telling you, I used to watch it every night. I used to listen to it to go to bed. I needed people to be pretending like things were fine.

• 41:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we did.

• 41:51Speaker 08

  And you guys did that.

• 41:51Andrew Santino?

  Well, we were so dumb. We don't know any about it. We didn't know it wasn't fine.

• 41:54Speaker 08

  You guys sitting relatively close to each other and talking and being funny, it saved my, I, I truly believe it saved my life.

• 42:00Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 42:01Andrew Santino?

  No, that's very sweet.

• 42:02Speaker 08

  From, from me like really losing it. And I did end up, I had to move out of my mom's house. I had to move to my dad's. Cause it was like so contentious.

• 42:08Andrew Santino?

  And what about your dad? Then your dad didn't care at all?

• 42:10Speaker 08

  My dad is just like two guys living in a house. When it's like your mother and your sister, the people that you're supposed to protect, you're like, don't, don't move a muscle. You know what I mean? And then, but with my dad, I was like, it's okay, we're guys. It's fine. We'll be fine.

• 42:21Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you didn't, you didn't care if you guys got COVID together.

• 42:23Speaker 08

  Yeah, I thought it was like, it's just two guys, like we'll figure it out. But it's like your sister and your mom, it's different.

• 42:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:28Andrew Santino?

  Protect. That's what he, that's what you do with her and them.

• 42:30Bobby Lee?

  Did you get a COVID?

• 42:31Speaker 08

  Um, I eventually did get it.

• 42:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Do you like it?

• 42:34Speaker 08

  I was- No, I got it bad dude, I couldn't breathe and stuff.

• 42:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it was bad.

• 42:38Speaker 08

  It was bad.

• 42:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 42:39Andrew Santino?

  You did get it bad.

• 42:40Speaker 08

  I was laying on my side trying to.

• 42:42Andrew Santino?

  You don't have, you have, do you have any health issues from when you were a kid?

• 42:44Speaker 08

  Um, no, but I don't like, I think I have to like, I stopped smoking, I used to smoke, I stopped smoking because I think I, my lungs I don't think are good.

• 42:51Andrew Santino?

  Give him a cigarette.

• 42:52Speaker 08

  Come on.

• 42:52Andrew Santino?

  Start again.

• 42:53Speaker 08

  Let's do it, we're here, right?

• 42:54Andrew Santino?

  The stress, the stress, the stress, you gotta start, he started smoking again and I tried to get him to quit multiple times. He just won't do it. How did you do it?

• 43:00Speaker 08

  You're a sneaky healthy guy.

• 43:02Andrew Santino?

  I'm healthy, but I, but I like to.

• 43:04Speaker 08

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, whiskey, whiskey.

• 43:05Andrew Santino?

  I like the whiskey.

• 43:06Speaker 08

  I love whiskey.

• 43:07Andrew Santino?

  You want some, there's some in the other room. Be a little bad boy after the show?

• 43:10Speaker 08

  Be a little bad boy after the show.

• 43:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, there'll be a, um, I want him to quit smoking, tell him how to quit.

• 43:13Speaker 08

  How do you quit? I, I, I went cold turkey, I don't know if you've, you, but he's tried everything, that's the problem with a guy like this. Is that he's tried everything.

• 43:19Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean, a guy like this? What do you mean, a guy like this?

• 43:21Speaker 08

  It's the problem with a guy like you. You've tried everything, you've tried everything.

• 43:25Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean, say?

• 43:25Speaker 08

  You've started every drug and you quit it.

• 43:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I quit, I quit, I quit.

• 43:28Speaker 08

  It's the same thing, yeah, yeah, you started and then you.

• 43:29Bobby Lee?

  And what the fuck do you mean?

• 43:30Speaker 08

  And what do you mean?

• 43:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, you know what, I, I did quit smoking, it was two years.

• 43:34Andrew Santino?

  You started again.

• 43:34Bobby Lee?

  I know, I started again, but I'm just saying.

• 43:36Andrew Santino?

  Now you've been smoking for.

• 43:36Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean, a guy like this?

• 43:37Andrew Santino?

  Over a year now, right?

• 43:38Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 43:39Andrew Santino?

  How long has it been, over a year?

• 43:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 43:41Andrew Santino?

  You've been smoking again.

• 43:41Bobby Lee?

  I know, here's the thing, I'm gonna quit after my special.

• 43:44Andrew Santino?

  That's not true.

• 43:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 43:45Speaker 08

  Yes, it is.

• 43:46Bobby Lee?

  Yes, it is, right? We have a pact.

• 43:48Speaker 08

  It will. Let's put an amount of money on it.

• 43:52Andrew Santino?

  He goes, we have a pact, no?

• 43:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, see, he doesn't listen.

• 43:56Andrew Santino?

  No, he listens.

• 43:57Speaker 08

  I listen.

• 43:57Bobby Lee?

  No, because you have one thought.

• 43:59Speaker 08

  You said make a pact, he didn't do it.

• 44:00Bobby Lee?

  I, I know what I'm saying though, though.

• 44:02Andrew Santino?

  What's, what's that guy's name in the, in the maroon?

• 44:04Speaker 08

  Um, no idea, but that's Carlos.

• 44:07Andrew Santino?

  And who's the guy in the back, you know who that guy is?

• 44:09Speaker 08

  No.

• 44:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's McCon.

• 44:11Speaker 08

  He's nervous, dude.

• 44:12Andrew Santino?

  He is nervous dude. We call him nervous dude.

• 44:14Speaker 08

  You guys make him nervous.

• 44:16Bobby Lee?

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• 44:25Andrew Santino?

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• 44:35Bobby Lee?

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• 44:40Andrew Santino?

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• 45:15Bobby Lee?

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• 45:17Andrew Santino?

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• 45:23Bobby Lee?

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• 45:24Andrew Santino?

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• 45:34Bobby Lee?

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• 45:42Andrew Santino?

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• 45:52Bobby Lee?

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• 46:02Andrew Santino?

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• 46:15Bobby Lee?

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• 46:19Andrew Santino?

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• 46:35Bobby Lee?

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• 46:37Andrew Santino?

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• 46:44Bobby Lee?

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• 47:16Bobby Lee?

  Just based on looks in an apocalyptic moment, right? Like zombie apocalypse, whatever, right? You had to choose four people out of this room to be in your team to survive. Who would you pick?

• 47:25Speaker 08

  Easy.

• 47:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, go ahead.

• 47:26Andrew Santino?

  Give it.

• 47:26Speaker 08

  Easy. It's you three. Rudy, I know when we get out there, Rudy's gonna be the secret leader of the pack.

• 47:32Andrew Santino?

  100%.

• 47:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 47:32Speaker 08

  And then I'm gonna go with Carlos. I mean, the other two, I like you guys. You seem easily killable. Like, I think you'd be killed very easily.

• 47:41Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, what's the first errand you make Carlos do in the apocalypse?

• 47:43Bobby Lee?

  Cause he's the errand guy. He's the runner.

• 47:45Speaker 08

  I mean, yeah, I mean.

• 47:46Andrew Santino?

  Get bullets.

• 47:47Speaker 08

  What do you mean bullets? It's the apocalypse. Oh, you mean the apocalypse here?

• 47:50Bobby Lee?

  Like a zombie, like a zombie apocalypse.

• 47:51Speaker 08

  Oh, zombie apocalypse.

• 47:52Bobby Lee?

  We have a compound.

• 47:53Speaker 08

  Oh, yeah. You know what? I don't even tell him. He knows.

• 47:55Bobby Lee?

  He knows! He knows!

• 47:57Speaker 08

  A guy like that?

• 47:58Bobby Lee?

  You, what's the bullet look? Give me the look.

• 48:00Speaker 08

  What look? Oh, like when I need him to go do something?

• 48:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Don't say anything. Like, I'm Carlos, right? And I look at you, like, give me the bullet look.

• 48:08Speaker 08

  I go like, no, it's not bullets. Carlos knows what we need.

• 48:10Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 48:10Speaker 08

  Not be bullets.

• 48:11Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay.

• 48:11Speaker 08

  But I go like this. I go, hey.

• 48:14Bobby Lee?

  I'm on it. Yeah, I'm on it.

• 48:16Andrew Santino?

  You're in the car.

• 48:17Bobby Lee?

  I'm already getting bread.

• 48:18Andrew Santino?

  You're in the car.

• 48:18Bobby Lee?

  I'm getting bread ready. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You want bread? You got it.

• 48:21Speaker 08

  Now, let's ask this question.

• 48:22Andrew Santino?

  That's why, that's why you're not the errand guy. You'd come back with bread and we're like, we don't need fucking bread!

• 48:27Speaker 08

  Goes bad so quickly, too.

• 48:28Andrew Santino?

  Golly, dude.

• 48:30Speaker 08

  Carlos, zombie apocalypse. I look at you, I go, what are you gonna get?

• 48:34Andrew Santino?

  Couple girls who haven't been. Okay, Carlos.

• 48:36Speaker 08

  Carlos.

• 48:37Andrew Santino?

  Girls who haven't been bitten. Okay, all right.

• 48:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:39Andrew Santino?

  Smart, I understand.

• 48:40Bobby Lee?

  I understand.

• 48:40Andrew Santino?

  I understand.

• 48:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 48:42Andrew Santino?

  I understand. But you know what's gonna happen?

• 48:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:44Andrew Santino?

  Carlos gonna go get these girls.

• 48:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:46Andrew Santino?

  Right? Then he's gonna try to be cool, show off in his new car. You know, he's like, donuts in the parking lot. They, he end up getting them bit anyway. He still shows up with them and he's like, they weren't bit when I got them, but they're bit now. But we can hang with them for a little bit.

• 48:59Speaker 08

  And I've been thinking about it and I think we should all just get bit.

• 49:04Andrew Santino?

  What do you guys think? Should we just get bit? Let's just get bit.

• 49:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:07Andrew Santino?

  You're, yeah, you would.

• 49:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:09Speaker 01

  It would be fun, because it'd be like a version of getting high, probably.

• 49:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I see. I know, that's what you're seeking, you're seeking. The addict is seeking.

• 49:15Speaker 01

  Are you, are you sober? No, no.

• 49:17Andrew Santino?

  We've tried.

• 49:18Bobby Lee?

  We tried.

• 49:19Andrew Santino?

  We've tried for a long time.

• 49:21Bobby Lee?

  But in a zombie apocalypse, if you saw a hot zombie, fully hot, would you try to hook up?

• 49:26Speaker 01

  If I had a really bad injury already, and I was-

• 49:28Bobby Lee?

  But you're not, you don't have the fucking virus though, right? You see a real, the titties are, the body's still fine, maybe some scabs, you know what I mean?

• 49:35Andrew Santino?

  Couple of scabs.

• 49:36Bobby Lee?

  Couple of scabs, you know what I mean? The eyes are completely white, but the face is still good.

• 49:40Speaker 01

  I did this in real life, though. Like, I would go to parties.

• 49:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, meth heads, you know, meth heads.

• 49:44Speaker 01

  No, COVID.

• 49:44Bobby Lee?

  Oh, COVID, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 49:45Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he would go hook up with girls in the middle of COVID.

• 49:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 49:47Andrew Santino?

  He would have given you a panic attack.

• 49:49Speaker 01

  There were parties in the hills during COVID. And you would go and try to-

• 49:53Andrew Santino?

  No, not try, he would do. He hooked up with a bunch of people during COVID.

• 49:56Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 49:56Andrew Santino?

  It's actually where he hit the most home runs during COVID, because he was the only guy willing to just go for it.

• 50:02Speaker 01

  And to you, it's easy to hook up with chicks? Not anymore, as I get older.

• 50:06Andrew Santino?

  This is not true. He is a-

• 50:07Bobby Lee?

  He's a-

• 50:08Andrew Santino?

  He does very well.

• 50:09Bobby Lee?

  He's got a problem. He's got a problem.

• 50:09Andrew Santino?

  He does very well with women.

• 50:10Speaker 01

  He's projecting from Bobby, obviously.

• 50:12Bobby Lee?

  Really? How dare you? Really?

• 50:15Speaker 01

  You just said I have a problem with women.

• 50:16Bobby Lee?

  Explain yourself, explain yourself, explain yourself, Dan.

• 50:18Speaker 01

  You're, you're one of the most problematic people with women.

• 50:20Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 50:20Speaker 01

  Whoa.

• 50:21Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, that's heavy shots, huh?

• 50:23Speaker 01

  Yeah, that word.

• 50:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 50:24Speaker 01

  That word is crazy. But you have a lot of issues with women.

• 50:27Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, right? Issues? Wow, right?

• 50:30Speaker 01

  A lot.

• 50:30Bobby Lee?

  Crazy. Lot, he says?

• 50:31Andrew Santino?

  Lots.

• 50:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. What else?

• 50:33Speaker 01

  I mean- And you have no, you have no issues with women? Countless.

• 50:37Andrew Santino?

  Countless. Yeah, no, no, no.

• 50:38Bobby Lee?

  We're the same, no?

• 50:39Speaker 01

  Yeah, but I'm just saying you were-

• 50:40Bobby Lee?

  It's like the pot calling cattle back.

• 50:42Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 50:43Andrew Santino?

  And the pot will call you back if you leave your phone now. It will call you back at some point.

• 50:47Speaker 01

  You're a projector.

• 50:48Andrew Santino?

  Honestly?

• 50:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:49Andrew Santino?

  Why are you doing-

• 50:50Bobby Lee?

  Why are you doing?

• 50:50Andrew Santino?

  Something today.

• 50:51Bobby Lee?

  Something going on.

• 50:52Andrew Santino?

  You've shot it, before you came, he was shooting at you.

• 50:54Bobby Lee?

  I was so nice to you today, too!

• 50:55Andrew Santino?

  And you've been shooting-

• 50:56Bobby Lee?

  Good evening, Carlos, I said.

• 50:58Andrew Santino?

  He did, he bragged.

• 50:59Bobby Lee?

  How was your day?

• 50:59Speaker 01

  He was bragging that he stayed at a nice hotel, and I needed to just tell him, oh, I've also been there, like, let's not brag.

• 51:05Andrew Santino?

  These guys have been butting heads today for some reason.

• 51:07Speaker 01

  What's the deal with you, man?

• 51:10Bobby Lee?

  I know dude. Because he's Hispanic, you're Hispanic, you guys kind of, you know, right?

• 51:14Andrew Santino?

  Connect, connect.

• 51:14Bobby Lee?

  Connect dude.

• 51:15Speaker 08

  He might be the whitest looking Hispanic of all time.

• 51:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 51:18Speaker 08

  What's your, why is it?

• 51:19Speaker 01

  Why am I white?

• 51:20Speaker 08

  Yeah, what's your, yeah?

• 51:21Speaker 01

  Mexico City, my parents are Spanish, that's why.

• 51:25Speaker 08

  You speak Spanish?

• 51:26Speaker 01

  No, they're Mexican, but they're Spaniards.

• 51:28Andrew Santino?

  Alright, so tell Marcello you wore those socks for him. Go ahead and tell him about your socks. She wore socks just for-

• 51:33Speaker 05

  What do you mean?

• 51:34Andrew Santino?

  Oh, play dumb now.

• 51:35Bobby Lee?

  Play dumb, yeah.

• 51:36Andrew Santino?

  Now that he's here, tell him about the socks you wore and why you wore them for him.

• 51:38Bobby Lee?

  Well, you bought them for him. Like, I'm gonna buy these because Marcello's-

• 51:41Andrew Santino?

  I want these, Marcello thinks these are cool.

• 51:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 51:43Andrew Santino?

  Tell him.

• 51:43Bobby Lee?

  So why those particular socks did you buy?

• 51:45Andrew Santino?

  Don't be shy, it's annoying.

• 51:46Bobby Lee?

  At the Universal City Walk?

• 51:49Speaker 05

  Well, because it's Snoopy, but I don't know if it's in your culture to eat dogs, but in my culture, it's okay to eat dogs, and I thought that it would be nice to share culture.

• 52:00Andrew Santino?

  See, isn't that sweet?

• 52:02Speaker 08

  Okay.

• 52:05Speaker 08

  No, listen, Rudy, I love, I really do love Rudy, I'm a fan of yours, I have to tell you. Um, we don't eat dogs in my culture.

• 52:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 52:13Speaker 08

  That I know of.

• 52:14Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 52:14Speaker 08

  No, but I'm sure it's, it's, people think it's a cultural thing, I do think it's a socio-economic thing. I think it's like, who can we grab?

• 52:23Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 52:23Speaker 08

  And the doggy go, and then.

• 52:27Bobby Lee?

  I think you're right, I think you're right.

• 52:28Speaker 08

  My mom said that in Cuba, they were eating horse.

• 52:31Bobby Lee?

  Mmm.

• 52:32Andrew Santino?

  So, that'd be so tough. There's no fat.

• 52:35Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 52:35Bobby Lee?

  Did you see that video on TikTok, or the, I don't know what race they were, but they were boiling a, boiling a horse head, it was very horrifying.

• 52:43Andrew Santino?

  What? On Tik, where, what is your algorithm?

• 52:46Bobby Lee?

  My algorithm was like that, yeah, yeah.

• 52:47Andrew Santino?

  Just boiling horse head?

• 52:48Speaker 08

  Oh no.

• 52:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 52:50Speaker 08

  Why are we doing it?

• 52:50Andrew Santino?

  That's on Ventura.

• 52:51Bobby Lee?

  It's on TikTok!

• 52:52Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's on Ventura, I know.

• 52:53Speaker 08

  No, no, no, no, no, no.

• 52:55Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean, what, no?

• 52:56Speaker 08

  Oh no.

• 52:56Bobby Lee?

  Yes, yes, yes, yes, yeah.

• 52:57Speaker 08

  No, no, no.

• 52:59Bobby Lee?

  Like, open it, look, look.

• 53:00Speaker 08

  No, no.

• 53:01Andrew Santino?

  Alright, alright, that's enough, yeah.

• 53:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 53:03Andrew Santino?

  Oh, he's brushing his teeth first. Very nice.

• 53:06Bobby Lee?

  What's got cavities?

• 53:06Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 53:07Bobby Lee?

  You can't eat cavities.

• 53:07Andrew Santino?

  No. That's crazy, eating a horse head.

• 53:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Uh, myself.

• 53:12Andrew Santino?

  Alright, enough, enough, he's getting sick. Take it off, please.

• 53:16Speaker 08

  Bobby, no.

• 53:17Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so you don't like any of that?

• 53:18Speaker 08

  Not, I mean, what do you mean, any of?

• 53:21Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. What does that even mean?

• 53:23Speaker 08

  Any of it. There's more.

• 53:25Bobby Lee?

  Like, that kinda stuff, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, you don't like it, I got it, yeah.

• 53:28Speaker 08

  I'm not sure what it is.

• 53:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 53:29Andrew Santino?

  What is, what is, what is your late night post-show meal? You gotta have like a late, whether it's stand-up or the, or taping in SNL, what do you do in late night?

• 53:37Speaker 08

  I need to change it, but I love to get home after doing shows and have like a burger with fries. In New York, I do Seventh Street Burger, have you tried it? Really good, smash burgers, they're amazing.

• 53:47Andrew Santino?

  Smash burgers.

• 53:48Bobby Lee?

  And it's open late?

• 53:49Speaker 08

  It's open, super late.

• 53:50Andrew Santino?

  It's gotta be, these guys aren't done till, till one in the morning.

• 53:52Speaker 08

  That's, that's the best. And then here, I love In-N-Out, dude, I, I really enjoy it.

• 53:57Bobby Lee?

  It's good.

• 53:57Speaker 08

  I like the energy there. The people inside of In-N-Out, they're taking it serious.

• 54:01Andrew Santino?

  They are.

• 54:01Speaker 08

  They're taking it serious, they all feel like they're on camera, and they probably are. But, that, yesterday we were, a couple days ago, we went and we're in the window, we're waiting to get to the lady that gives us the food, and there's a guy in the window and he's looking at us, and we're looking at him, and we're kinda just waiting for the food, and then he goes like this, he goes...

• 54:16Speaker 08

  Like, he wanted to play...

• 54:18Andrew Santino?

  Rock, paper, scissors.

• 54:18Speaker 08

  Rock, paper, scissors.

• 54:19Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 54:20Speaker 08

  You know what I mean?

• 54:21Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 54:21Andrew Santino?

  Did you do it?

• 54:22Speaker 08

  Yeah, of course.

• 54:22Andrew Santino?

  Did you win?

• 54:23Speaker 08

  No, he won, I think he does this a lot. He knows.

• 54:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what, what's your first boo, just right now, instinct, you wanna do it?

• 54:30Speaker 08

  I go, yeah, yeah, yeah, let's go.

• 54:31Bobby Lee?

  Like, one, two, three.

• 54:32Andrew Santino?

  It's always, I, I...

• 54:33Bobby Lee?

  On three, you do it.

• 54:34Speaker 08

  No, no, you go, rock, paper, scissors, shoot.

• 54:35Andrew Santino?

  Correct, it's one, two, three, shoot.

• 54:36Bobby Lee?

  Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Okay, ready, you wanna do it?

• 54:39Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 54:39Bobby Lee?

  Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.

• 54:41Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 54:41Bobby Lee?

  You won. I never, I've never won that game. I've literally never won that game, you wanna do one?

• 54:45Andrew Santino?

  Go ahead.

• 54:46Bobby Lee?

  Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.

• 54:51Andrew Santino?

  You got me.

• 54:52Bobby Lee?

  I did!

• 54:53Speaker 08

  He also went three times the same thing.

• 54:55Andrew Santino?

  So I knew what he was gonna do it again, yeah, so that's why I did rock to let him win.

• 54:57Speaker 08

  Three times the same thing, there's...

• 54:58Bobby Lee?

  I, I think you did do that.

• 54:59Andrew Santino?

  I 100% did.

• 55:00Bobby Lee?

  Why did you do that?

• 55:00Andrew Santino?

  Well, cuz I want you to feel good.

• 55:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 55:02Andrew Santino?

  I'm your friend.

• 55:03Bobby Lee?

  Oh, fuck.

• 55:03Speaker 08

  There's a therapist somewhere that's like, if they do paper three times in a row.

• 55:07Andrew Santino?

  Very sad.

• 55:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 55:10Andrew Santino?

  And tell us about your father, you did paper three times.

• 55:12Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 55:13Speaker 08

  Means you don't learn, or something.

• 55:14Andrew Santino?

  What's your In-N-Out order? I'm gonna guess, you know what, I got it.

• 55:17Speaker 08

  Give me.

• 55:19Speaker 08

  I'm picky.

• 55:20Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I can tell. Yeah, you are. You're a little sweet prince, aren't you?

• 55:22Speaker 08

  I am, yeah.

• 55:23Bobby Lee?

  Well, he's trying to lose weight. Animal style.

• 55:26Andrew Santino?

  Animal style is not lose weight. The animal style is just with, that's just with grilled onions. Protein stuff. No, protein stuff.

• 55:30Bobby Lee?

  Protein, that's what I mean, protein style, my bad.

• 55:32Andrew Santino?

  No, he doesn't do that. Fuck that. But he, but I will tell you, he doesn't like the onions. He gets those off of there. No onions?

• 55:38Speaker 08

  Yes, onions.

• 55:38Andrew Santino?

  Yes, onions.

• 55:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, onions, dude.

• 55:41Speaker 08

  But there, but there is something I take off of there.

• 55:43Speaker 05

  Tomatoes?

• 55:44Speaker 08

  No.

• 55:45Andrew Santino?

  Chiz?

• 55:45Bobby Lee?

  Their sauce.

• 55:46Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 55:46Andrew Santino?

  You do?

• 55:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, their sauce.

• 55:48Andrew Santino?

  Blast for me.

• 55:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:49Andrew Santino?

  You take the sauce off?

• 55:50Speaker 08

  Double, double. Lettuce, tomato, onion, no sauce.

• 55:53Andrew Santino?

  No sauce?

• 55:54Speaker 08

  No sauce.

• 55:55Andrew Santino?

  No sauce.

• 55:55Bobby Lee?

  You love it.

• 55:56Speaker 08

  I love it.

• 55:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Do you eat the pepperoncini's?

• 55:58Speaker 08

  What's that?

• 55:58Andrew Santino?

  Oh, come on, dude.

• 56:00Bobby Lee?

  It's like, no, no, nothing.

• 56:01Andrew Santino?

  Come on, I was gonna talk about it.

• 56:01Bobby Lee?

  You don't know nothing, this guy.

• 56:02Andrew Santino?

  No, no, nothing.

• 56:03Bobby Lee?

  You don't fucking know nothing.

• 56:04Andrew Santino?

  Pepperoncino, right there, pepperoncino.

• 56:06Bobby Lee?

  Pepperoncino, dude.

• 56:07Speaker 08

  What do they call them? They're the chilies?

• 56:08Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 56:09Speaker 08

  The chili?

• 56:09Bobby Lee?

  They're not that spicy.

• 56:11Andrew Santino?

  They're not spicy.

• 56:11Bobby Lee?

  I always eat it.

• 56:12Andrew Santino?

  They're pickled, right?

• 56:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, pickled, yeah.

• 56:14Speaker 08

  I think also, you like that stuff? Yeah. Like, I'm just, I'm seeing you go like this. Don't look at me like I asked a crazy question.

• 56:22Speaker 08

  She goes like this, and I go, you like that stuff? And she goes, what?

• 56:26Speaker 08

  You, you were, you were, your body language was, yes.

• 56:30Andrew Santino?

  She likes, she likes wild shit.

• 56:32Speaker 08

  Yeah, I bet, yeah, yeah.

• 56:33Andrew Santino?

  Do you know what balut is?

• 56:34Speaker 08

  No.

• 56:35Andrew Santino?

  Oh, my god.

• 56:35Bobby Lee?

  You look at the photo.

• 56:36Speaker 08

  You go to their house and you eat whatever.

• 56:38Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay, look at me right now, before you look at the photo, okay? All right. Balut is this, right?

• 56:42Speaker 08

  Blut.

• 56:43Bobby Lee?

  Balut.

• 56:43Andrew Santino?

  Balut.

• 56:44Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 56:44Speaker 08

  You say it. Balut.

• 56:46Bobby Lee?

  So they take a duck egg.

• 56:47Speaker 08

  Balut.

• 56:47Bobby Lee?

  Right? And then two weeks before the duck is born, then they boil it.

• 56:51Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 56:51Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 56:51Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 56:52Bobby Lee?

  And they ferment it.

• 56:52Andrew Santino?

  Yep.

• 56:53Bobby Lee?

  Right? And so you eat kind of a baby ducky kind of situation. Look at the balut.

• 56:57Andrew Santino?

  That's what it is.

• 56:59Speaker 05

  It's so good.

• 57:00Andrew Santino?

  They love it.

• 57:01Bobby Lee?

  They love it.

• 57:01Andrew Santino?

  They love it.

• 57:03Speaker 05

  You put vinegar and salt and you just slurp the sauce inside?

• 57:07Speaker 08

  It's not sauce.

• 57:08Bobby Lee?

  Marcello.

• 57:09Speaker 08

  That's guts.

• 57:10Bobby Lee?

  Marcello, you can taste the feathers.

• 57:13Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 57:13Bobby Lee?

  I've had it before.

• 57:14Speaker 08

  Oh.

• 57:15Andrew Santino?

  We had it on this show.

• 57:16Speaker 08

  I've seen you guys talk about it.

• 57:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, when you crunch on the skull, you can, you can see the brain squirting in your, baby brain squirting in your mouth.

• 57:20Andrew Santino?

  Oh, my god. All right, all right.

• 57:22Speaker 08

  You know, that's what this show has become now.

• 57:24Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. No, we know.

• 57:26Speaker 08

  You just stir-fried a horse head. And then you showed me this.

• 57:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

• 57:31Speaker 08

  Wow.

• 57:31Andrew Santino?

  People of the world, they have different diets. So no sauce on the double double?

• 57:34Speaker 08

  I don't like, I'm not a big sauce guy. I also think, um.

• 57:37Andrew Santino?

  You like fries as is, or you need a more, more crispy?

• 57:39Speaker 08

  Fries as, I can do it more crispy.

• 57:41Andrew Santino?

  I like the more crispy.

• 57:42Speaker 08

  You know what I mean? But, um.

• 57:43Bobby Lee?

  Are you a gravy guy?

• 57:44Speaker 08

  No, I think that's gross.

• 57:45Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Any gravy on biscuits or anything?

• 57:47Speaker 08

  Any gravy.

• 57:48Andrew Santino?

  And what's the soda order in the, in this combo?

• 57:49Speaker 08

  Uh, 7-Up. I'm a Sprite guy. When I was little, my dad told me that Coca-Cola had Coca-Rodgers in it because he was scared of me having caffeine and then being a problem.

• 57:57Bobby Lee?

  I see, I see, I see, I see. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 57:59Andrew Santino?

  7-Up Sprite.

• 58:00Speaker 08

  7-Up or Sprite, yeah.

• 58:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:02Speaker 08

  But I think once, as you get older.

• 58:04Andrew Santino?

  You get a better palate, yeah. Your soda palate changes.

• 58:07Speaker 08

  I think you're just looking for excitement.

• 58:09Bobby Lee?

  Do you look at us as like old men?

• 58:10Speaker 08

  Huh?

• 58:11Bobby Lee?

  You look at us like old men?

• 58:12Speaker 08

  Not old men.

• 58:13Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 58:13Speaker 08

  But definitely older men.

• 58:14Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, older men.

• 58:16Speaker 08

  Like, I think the dis-

• 58:17Bobby Lee?

  When you look at Lauren and me, it's different?

• 58:18Speaker 08

  Yes, different.

• 58:19Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 58:19Speaker 08

  But-

• 58:20Andrew Santino?

  Close, close.

• 58:21Speaker 08

  No, Lauren, I would say is closer to me because he has gotten to an age where you can kind of, you can make mistakes and stuff and they're like, oh, he's old. Same way if I make a mistake, they go, oh, he's just a young guy. You guys, what you're doing, it's important.

• 58:32Andrew Santino?

  Don't say that.

• 58:32Speaker 08

  The decisions you're making.

• 58:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 58:34Speaker 08

  Carlos has to be careful.

• 58:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 58:36Speaker 08

  You know what I mean? The one with the glasses and the beanie and the hoodie inside?

• 58:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 58:38Speaker 08

  He's okay.

• 58:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 58:39Speaker 08

  He can make mistakes.

• 58:40Andrew Santino?

  He's 24.

• 58:41Speaker 08

  He can do this.

• 58:44Speaker 08

  People go, ah, he's 24. And then the other one, you know, uh.

• 58:49Andrew Santino?

  Mysterious.

• 58:49Speaker 08

  Mysterious.

• 58:50Andrew Santino?

  He's 25. He thinks he's more superior. 20, he's 26. That's right. I forget. I always forget that you got, that you grew up.

• 58:56Bobby Lee?

  And you're 24 now, right? That's insane.

• 58:58Speaker 08

  Bobby, does it feel a little bit good to have like these white guys running around doing whatever you say?

• 59:01Bobby Lee?

  I do like it. There is a part of it, of it like, yeah.

• 59:04Speaker 08

  It is a part of it, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 59:06Bobby Lee?

  It's my time.

• 59:08Bobby Lee?

  I'm no longer running. You know, because the beginning I ran. I got all kinds of stuff, like, you know what I mean? So today, candy bar, I'll get it. You know, maybe, but not anymore. They get the candy bar.

• 59:17Speaker 08

  I, um, you know, Skank Fest?

• 59:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 59:20Speaker 08

  I used to do, I was an intern at Skank Fest in 2019, 2018.

• 59:25Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 59:25Speaker 08

  And I, so they basically had, I was doing everything. I was setting stuff up. I was making the goodie bags for the comedians. I was doing all that stuff. And then one day, the lady that runs the thing, she goes, um, the Impractical Jokers are coming and they would need a charcuterie board.

• 59:40Andrew Santino?

  It sounds like an impractical joke.

• 59:42Speaker 08

  Sal and them are coming and they need a charcuterie board. It's gonna be Sal, David Tell, they're doing this thing. You need to get them a charcuterie board. And they give me a card and they go, get me a charcuterie board. And now I'm in Brooklyn, I'm an intern, I'm by myself and I need to get a charcuterie board.

• 59:56Speaker 08

  So I'm running around from deli to deli, do you do charcuterie board? They go, this is a deli, what are you talking about? I go over and over, nobody knows, nobody knows, nobody knows. For how many people is a charcuterie board? I go, like 10 people. They go, that doesn't exist. You're talking about something that doesn't... Finally, I show up to a place, I think it was a Korean deli, I think there was a Korean guy behind the thing. And I don't know.

• 1:00:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you don't know.

• 1:00:13Speaker 08

  There's no way to know.

• 1:00:13Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:00:15Speaker 08

  And I don't remember, I didn't ask him that. He was just an Asian guy and it was at his deli and I go, I need a charcuterie board. And he goes, I'm sorry man, we don't do that. And I go, I go, do you have, um, let me Google what's in our charcuterie board. And I Google and I go, do you have this? Do you have carrots? Do you have this? Do you have this? Do you have this? Do you have ham? Do you have this? He goes, yes, I have all those things. And I go, can we make it together? And he goes, I don't know how much that would cost. I go, it's not my card. And the guy goes, okay, so now I'm behind the deli, behind the glass and I'm chopping stuff up with him.

• 1:00:41Andrew Santino?

  You're making a charcuterie board.

• 1:00:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. If I was, let me just say, if I got that as a charcuterie board, without that like, you know, the little jam and, you know, I mean, all the little things.

• 1:00:51Andrew Santino?

  Well, you didn't let him finish. Maybe he got the jam.

• 1:00:52Bobby Lee?

  I don't think he did.

• 1:00:52Speaker 08

  He didn't get jam, but we...

• 1:00:53Bobby Lee?

  You took sandwich meat and you chopped it up. That's not a charcuterie board.

• 1:00:57Speaker 08

  Sandwich meat, we got cheeses, different cheeses.

• 1:01:00Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay, okay.

• 1:01:00Speaker 08

  Um, cucumbers.

• 1:01:01Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay.

• 1:01:02Speaker 08

  What's the, the peppers, the long peppers. And we put them all together in a thing. I made two of them.

• 1:01:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:06Speaker 08

  I made two of them and then the guy goes, I don't know what to charge you. And then honestly, he was like, he was, he looked at me and he was like, I had a good time.

• 1:01:13Speaker 08

  Like, we built a kind of a relationship and then, um, and then I walked in like a legend. Cause they were really panicking about the charcuterie board and I walked in with the charcuterie and they were like, how'd you do this? And I go, no more.

• 1:01:23Bobby Lee?

  Don't worry.

• 1:01:24Andrew Santino?

  And I'll tell you something, the jokers didn't even touch one piece of meat. Yeah.

• 1:01:27Speaker 08

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:28Andrew Santino?

  That's the worst part is whenever we get something in a rider, it's like, we don't, we didn't even ask for it. Someone else said, they's gonna want this. And we never fucking needed any of the stuff they put in there.

• 1:01:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:36Andrew Santino?

  Ever.

• 1:01:36Speaker 08

  The most beautiful thing is, I did that, David Tell and all these guys were in the screen room. And I didn't get like a big, you know what I mean? Congratulations, you did it. We were in a tough place, you saved us. I didn't feel like I got the credit I deserved.

• 1:01:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:47Speaker 08

  But they were thankful. It just was like, I didn't know what I went through.

• 1:01:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:51Speaker 08

  And then, um, the next day at Skank Fest, David Tell came up to me and I guess he had seen me deliver it and he gave me a bag of oranges.

• 1:01:58Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Oh, did he know you did stand up?

• 1:02:01Speaker 08

  Yes, I think so.

• 1:02:02Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's one of the sweetest guys. He's a sweet guy. He always brings gifts for people, you know, like when he goes to the cellar, he brings gifts for everybody. He's the nicest guy in the world.

• 1:02:08Speaker 08

  That was so nice.

• 1:02:09Andrew Santino?

  Have you ever done Skank Fest now?

• 1:02:10Speaker 08

  Um, no.

• 1:02:11Andrew Santino?

  So you only interned?

• 1:02:12Speaker 08

  I only.

• 1:02:12Andrew Santino?

  And you never even got to do it?

• 1:02:13Speaker 08

  No, they gave me five minutes, though, at the end of it. Like, one of those little shows they let me do.

• 1:02:17Andrew Santino?

  Crushed. Oh, wow, Crush?

• 1:02:19Speaker 08

  I don't think so. It was early. And Skank Fest is like, there's something they want to hear.

• 1:02:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:25Speaker 08

  And I'm not exactly like, I don't know.

• 1:02:27Andrew Santino?

  That's not your thing.

• 1:02:27Speaker 08

  No.

• 1:02:28Andrew Santino?

  How'd you end up interning? How did that even start?

• 1:02:29Speaker 08

  Um, a friend of a friend. I interned for Impractical Jokers. I was, I used to hide the cameras. I used to stand in front of the guy that has the camera.

• 1:02:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:37Speaker 08

  And I used to wear all black and stand in front of him.

• 1:02:40Speaker 08

  That's funny.

• 1:02:41Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah, really?

• 1:02:42Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 1:02:43Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 1:02:43Speaker 08

  In a, in a park and you stand there and then I did that for a couple of times. I did the Impractical Jokers thing. And then, um, one of the ladies that was a producer on Impractical Jokers, she knew the producers from Skank Fest and then she put us together and then I did interning there.

• 1:02:55Andrew Santino?

  Wow. Wow. And look at you now, young man. Look at you now.

• 1:02:58Speaker 08

  Look at you. With Rudy, Rudy!

• 1:02:59Andrew Santino?

  With Rudy! Rudy!

• 1:03:01Speaker 08

  Rudy Giuliani.

• 1:03:02Andrew Santino?

  Rudy, do you have any questions that you want to ask Marcello? Because this is the time, man. He came all the way here for you.

• 1:03:06Speaker 08

  True.

• 1:03:07Speaker 05

  Um...

• 1:03:08Andrew Santino?

  Don't stall out. This is so crazy, you're stalling out. All day, she's like, so excited to meet you and then she's stalling now. Just say what you need to say.

• 1:03:15Speaker 08

  I think you're upset that we don't eat dog. I think we can still be friends.

• 1:03:18Speaker 05

  I am.

• 1:03:18Speaker 08

  It's okay.

• 1:03:19Speaker 05

  Do you like pozole?

• 1:03:21Speaker 08

  Pozole. No, I've heard of it. I'm like, can't tell you what it is.

• 1:03:25Speaker 05

  Oh, that's all my question.

• 1:03:27Speaker 08

  Okay.

• 1:03:29Speaker 08

  That's not your question.

• 1:03:31Speaker 05

  That's all.

• 1:03:31Speaker 08

  Oh, that's all your question.

• 1:03:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, she does research.

• 1:03:33Speaker 08

  She does research, yes.

• 1:03:34Andrew Santino?

  She works hard on this show. I mean, there's so many other questions you can ask. Yeah, almost anything.

• 1:03:37Speaker 05

  I don't know!

• 1:03:38Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you, are you nervous in front of him?

• 1:03:40Speaker 05

  No.

• 1:03:41Andrew Santino?

  Oh, Carlos. You're not. You're not.

• 1:03:43Speaker 01

  I think you are because you're hamming it up more than usual.

• 1:03:46Andrew Santino?

  Ooh. Yeah.

• 1:03:47Speaker 01

  Like, your improv is way better.

• 1:03:49Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Wait a minute.

• 1:03:50Speaker 05

  I don't know.

• 1:03:50Andrew Santino?

  Are you really nervous a little bit? Be honest, it's okay. He can't hear us.

• 1:03:54Bobby Lee?

  Because you knew who he was, right?

• 1:03:56Speaker 08

  She said it quieter.

• 1:03:56Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:58Speaker 05

  Maybe a little bit.

• 1:03:59Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:59Bobby Lee?

  There we go.

• 1:04:00Andrew Santino?

  That's fine.

• 1:04:00Bobby Lee?

  Now the door's open, yeah.

• 1:04:02Andrew Santino?

  It's totally fine.

• 1:04:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:03Speaker 05

  Do you like dogs?

• 1:04:04Bobby Lee?

  No, dog.

• 1:04:05Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 1:04:05Bobby Lee?

  You can't do the dog.

• 1:04:06Andrew Santino?

  Can't go the dog again.

• 1:04:07Bobby Lee?

  I mean, there's so many.

• 1:04:08Speaker 05

  Like, as pets?

• 1:04:09Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:04:10Speaker 08

  My mom has a little tiny dog. I like it.

• 1:04:11Bobby Lee?

  Did you see Godzilla minus one?

• 1:04:13Speaker 08

  No, what's that?

• 1:04:14Bobby Lee?

  It's a movie.

• 1:04:15Speaker 08

  I can imagine that.

• 1:04:16Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good. See, I mean, you can ask anything. You know what I mean? Do you like the wind?

• 1:04:22Speaker 08

  Huh?

• 1:04:22Bobby Lee?

  Do you like the wind?

• 1:04:24Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 1:04:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:25Andrew Santino?

  Hate.

• 1:04:25Bobby Lee?

  You hate the wind?

• 1:04:26Andrew Santino?

  It's one of my least favorite elements.

• 1:04:27Speaker 08

  Why? What's your hair like?

• 1:04:29Andrew Santino?

  What is it, orange?

• 1:04:30Speaker 08

  No, no, like, what's it like, the shape?

• 1:04:32Andrew Santino?

  It's short?

• 1:04:34Speaker 08

  Okay.

• 1:04:35Andrew Santino?

  It's a nightmare right now?

• 1:04:37Speaker 08

  Yeah, I was expecting like a...

• 1:04:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:39Andrew Santino?

  Oh, no. Oh, I just took a shower after the gym and came here. It's like a...

• 1:04:42Speaker 08

  A Bobby. Dude, Bobby is good, man. Bob.

• 1:04:45Bobby Lee?

  Fifty-four, still got it.

• 1:04:46Andrew Santino?

  Fifty-four, still got it.

• 1:04:48Speaker 08

  It's really nice.

• 1:04:49Andrew Santino?

  Still got it, thick.

• 1:04:50Speaker 08

  Really freaking good, man.

• 1:04:51Bobby Lee?

  Really good, man. I'm really good, dude. I'm sexy, dude.

• 1:04:56Andrew Santino?

  You have always been sexy.

• 1:04:57Bobby Lee?

  Sexy, dude.

• 1:04:58Andrew Santino?

  Even before you lost the weight, you were sexy.

• 1:05:00Speaker 08

  I have an idea.

• 1:05:00Bobby Lee?

  You what?

• 1:05:01Speaker 08

  You guys do this stuff all the time. Do me a favor. This new Bobby, skinny Bobby, kinda like taking care of your body, going out there, single Bobby.

• 1:05:09Andrew Santino?

  Body, body.

• 1:05:09Speaker 08

  What do you do now? Now, would you say you have a little bit more confidence now out there?

• 1:05:14Andrew Santino?

  With women?

• 1:05:15Speaker 08

  Yeah, with women. No, no, no, keep the... Can I keep... Can you keep the hair for a second? So you have a little more confidence with the women, you would say?

• 1:05:20Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:05:21Speaker 08

  No?

• 1:05:21Bobby Lee?

  No, I mean, what do you mean? I always had confidence.

• 1:05:23Speaker 08

  Because you...

• 1:05:23Bobby Lee?

  I always have confidence.

• 1:05:24Speaker 08

  But you know you look better.

• 1:05:25Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:05:26Speaker 08

  You know you look better.

• 1:05:26Bobby Lee?

  You know what? I'll tell you something, okay? Marcello, all right, right? I always shoot my shot.

• 1:05:32Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 1:05:32Bobby Lee?

  Okay? And you know what? I'm not Robin Hood. Sometimes the arrows miss.

• 1:05:35Speaker 08

  Can I see an example?

• 1:05:38Speaker 08

  Shoot your shot right now with Andrew, just so I can see.

• 1:05:40Andrew Santino?

  Give it to me.

• 1:05:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Well, what's the scenario?

• 1:05:42Speaker 08

  I got you. You're at a bar, right?

• 1:05:44Bobby Lee?

  What kind of bar? I need specifics!

• 1:05:46Speaker 08

  I have a better scenario.

• 1:05:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:47Speaker 08

  You just did a show at the store.

• 1:05:49Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:05:49Speaker 08

  There was a girl in the crowd that was watching you. You liked it. She was laughing. She liked your show. You like her. You see her at the bar outside of the...

• 1:05:57Bobby Lee?

  Okay, in the patio.

• 1:05:58Speaker 08

  In the patio.

• 1:05:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:59Speaker 08

  And you walk out and you see her there and you make eye contact.

• 1:06:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:03Speaker 08

  And you walk over.

• 1:06:04Bobby Lee?

  I walk over and I go, hey. I go, hey. I'll say something random. I'll let you...

• 1:06:09Speaker 08

  Do it for real.

• 1:06:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You like the wind?

• 1:06:17Andrew Santino?

  What's up?

• 1:06:18Bobby Lee?

  What's up?

• 1:06:19Andrew Santino?

  I noticed you from across the room.

• 1:06:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:21Speaker 08

  She's drunker than you thought.

• 1:06:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. What kind of jacket is that?

• 1:06:24Andrew Santino?

  All Saints?

• 1:06:25Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I love All Saints, man. I have two. One of them, I have a leather jacket that...

• 1:06:30Andrew Santino?

  Are you Chinese?

• 1:06:32Bobby Lee?

  You're making me nervous, dude.

• 1:06:33Speaker 08

  Yeah, I'm making you nervous.

• 1:06:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're making me nervous.

• 1:06:35Speaker 08

  What do you mean?

• 1:06:36Bobby Lee?

  Hold on, let me do it again. I gotta wear the hat.

• 1:06:37Speaker 08

  Yeah, yeah, you can come in. Yeah, come in. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:06:43Bobby Lee?

  I gotta be real.

• 1:06:45Speaker 08

  Yeah, you're being weird. You're being weird. He's being weird.

• 1:06:48Andrew Santino?

  I'm drunk at the bar. I'm drunk at the bar. I'm drunk at the bar.

• 1:06:52Speaker 08

  But you're excited that he's coming over. You liked his show.

• 1:06:54Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I liked his show?

• 1:06:55Speaker 08

  Oh, God.

• 1:06:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, see, that's... I don't want that. I wouldn't hit on that girl.

• 1:06:58Speaker 08

  I know, I know.

• 1:06:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:00Speaker 08

  Do it with me, do it with me, ready?

• 1:07:01Bobby Lee?

  I'll deal with you. Yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:02Andrew Santino?

  I wouldn't fuck you anyway.

• 1:07:03Bobby Lee?

  See, that's what I'm saying.

• 1:07:04Andrew Santino?

  Chan Parko.

• 1:07:05Bobby Lee?

  This is a fucking dead end, dude. Yeah, it's a dead end.

• 1:07:08Andrew Santino?

  I like black guys.

• 1:07:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, see, that's a dead end.

• 1:07:10Andrew Santino?

  China boy.

• 1:07:11Bobby Lee?

  There's no way, dude. Yeah, yeah. I'm Korean.

• 1:07:15Andrew Santino?

  Okay, you can flirt with him. Go ahead. I saw your show.

• 1:07:19Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you're doing it now?

• 1:07:20Andrew Santino?

  I saw your show.

• 1:07:22Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah?

• 1:07:22Andrew Santino?

  So funny.

• 1:07:23Bobby Lee?

  I didn't go up tonight.

• 1:07:24Andrew Santino?

  No, I've seen your show, your bad friend's show.

• 1:07:27Bobby Lee?

  I don't... I have a podcast.

• 1:07:30Andrew Santino?

  How'd you know it was a podcast?

• 1:07:33Speaker 08

  She's good now.

• 1:07:33Bobby Lee?

  You got me.

• 1:07:34Speaker 08

  She's good now.

• 1:07:34Bobby Lee?

  I do have one. Thank you.

• 1:07:36Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you're so funny on there.

• 1:07:37Bobby Lee?

  Thank you so much. What do you do?

• 1:07:39Andrew Santino?

  Um, tech.

• 1:07:40Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I love tech.

• 1:07:41Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:43Andrew Santino?

  Tech sales.

• 1:07:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Nike has a new shoe where you can strap it to your calf and it makes you run faster.

• 1:07:50Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 1:07:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:51Andrew Santino?

  Do you have them?

• 1:07:51Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm gonna get one. You know what? I love tech. I like all kinds of tech.

• 1:07:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:55Bobby Lee?

  In fact, I have two robots in my bedroom.

• 1:07:57Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 1:07:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:58Andrew Santino?

  What do they do?

• 1:07:59Bobby Lee?

  Uh, Emo, I can ask for the weather. And Emo goes... I go, "Good morning, Emo." "Hello, mommy." I go, "What's the weather like?" "It's gonna be cloudy today." You know what I mean? And then sometimes you can shake him and he goes, "Whoa." Right? Because he gets like, you know what I mean? And then like, and also at nights, I always have to say goodnight.

• 1:08:22Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:22Bobby Lee?

  It's just a little robot, but I go, "Goodnight, Emo."

• 1:08:25Andrew Santino?

  Do you know Marcello?

• 1:08:27Speaker 08

  No, no, no.

• 1:08:28Andrew Santino?

  Could you introduce me to him?

• 1:08:29Bobby Lee?

  Marcello who?

• 1:08:31Andrew Santino?

  You know.

• 1:08:32Bobby Lee?

  Hernandez?

• 1:08:33Speaker 08

  Bobby, at no point did you shoot your shot with this woman.

• 1:08:37Andrew Santino?

  Look, look, I'll fuck you if you introduce me to Marcello.

• 1:08:40Bobby Lee?

  No, no, Marcello, just come, okay? Let me say something, right?

• 1:08:42Andrew Santino?

  His shots are slow.

• 1:08:43Speaker 08

  No, the shot took a long time.

• 1:08:45Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no.

• 1:08:45Andrew Santino?

  It's a lot of arc.

• 1:08:46Speaker 08

  Yeah, I'm waiting for you to say something. A compliment.

• 1:08:50Andrew Santino?

  Why don't you hit on him and see what happens?

• 1:08:52Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 1:08:52Andrew Santino?

  Go ahead.

• 1:08:53Bobby Lee?

  No, no, let me just say something.

• 1:08:54Andrew Santino?

  Oh, he's offended.

• 1:08:55Bobby Lee?

  I'm not offended. No, I'm not offended. I was a little offended by the notes, I'll be honest.

• 1:08:59Speaker 08

  It took a long time.

• 1:08:59Bobby Lee?

  I understand that, right? Okay, what I'm saying, right? Sometimes you open, right? It's a slow open.

• 1:09:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he's a slow opener.

• 1:09:06Bobby Lee?

  And it's a fast close.

• 1:09:08Speaker 08

  Oh, wow.

• 1:09:08Bobby Lee?

  Right? You slow open, fast close. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, right? So what I'm saying is, is that I just showed you a technique called slow open.

• 1:09:16Speaker 08

  Got it.

• 1:09:17Bobby Lee?

  Okay?

• 1:09:17Speaker 08

  It was a lot.

• 1:09:18Bobby Lee?

  Kids like you don't understand that move.

• 1:09:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:20Bobby Lee?

  You go straight up, you wanna fuck, I don't do that.

• 1:09:22Andrew Santino?

  He doesn't do that.

• 1:09:23Speaker 08

  You want me to hit on you?

• 1:09:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, go ahead.

• 1:09:24Speaker 08

  Okay, ready?

• 1:09:25Bobby Lee?

  What, is it gotta be me?

• 1:09:26Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 1:09:27Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 1:09:29Bobby Lee?

  Hey!

• 1:09:30Speaker 08

  Oh my god, hey!

• 1:09:31Bobby Lee?

  Hey! Wait, um, are you on SNL?

• 1:09:35Speaker 08

  Yeah, you just, you saw the show inside, I did it in the Comedy Store.

• 1:09:39Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're really funny.

• 1:09:41Speaker 08

  Thank you so much.

• 1:09:41Bobby Lee?

  I went to the bathroom halfway during it, but I came back and the last couple of jokes you did was funny, about your mom in the Puerto Rico.

• 1:09:47Speaker 08

  Thank you so much.

• 1:09:47Bobby Lee?

  It was really good.

• 1:09:48Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 1:09:48Bobby Lee?

  The way you do your accent.

• 1:09:49Speaker 08

  Dominican Republic, Cuba.

• 1:09:51Bobby Lee?

  Is it the same?

• 1:09:52Speaker 08

  No, yeah, sure it is.

• 1:09:53Bobby Lee?

  Okay, is it?

• 1:09:54Speaker 08

  You're funny too.

• 1:09:55Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:09:55Speaker 08

  Yeah, I think you're funny.

• 1:09:56Bobby Lee?

  Thank you.

• 1:09:57Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 1:09:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what's up?

• 1:09:58Speaker 08

  Nothing, I just wanted to come and say-

• 1:09:59Bobby Lee?

  You live in New York?

• 1:10:00Speaker 08

  Yeah, I live in New York.

• 1:10:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:01Speaker 08

  I just wanted to say hi to you, I saw you.

• 1:10:02Bobby Lee?

  Hi!

• 1:10:03Speaker 08

  I thought you were cute.

• 1:10:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, thank you.

• 1:10:05Andrew Santino?

  Candace, let's get the fuck out of here.

• 1:10:07Bobby Lee?

  Okay, let's go.

• 1:10:08Andrew Santino?

  Who's that guy?

• 1:10:09Speaker 08

  Hold on, hold on. Candace, that's your name?

• 1:10:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm Candace, why?

• 1:10:12Speaker 08

  Well, no, nothing.

• 1:10:13Bobby Lee?

  Owens.

• 1:10:13Speaker 08

  I was just making sure.

• 1:10:14Bobby Lee?

  You ever seen a podcast?

• 1:10:14Speaker 08

  Oh my god.

• 1:10:19Bobby Lee?

  Uh?

• 1:10:20Speaker 08

  You know what, now that I think about it-

• 1:10:22Andrew Santino?

  Good date, good date.

• 1:10:23Bobby Lee?

  Good date.

• 1:10:25Andrew Santino?

  It was a good date.

• 1:10:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:10:27Andrew Santino?

  See, he closes, but he closes with a smile.

• 1:10:29Speaker 08

  You know?

• 1:10:29Andrew Santino?

  He just flashes those, look at those things.

• 1:10:31Bobby Lee?

  Thing?

• 1:10:32Speaker 08

  It's braces, long time, you have braces?

• 1:10:34Bobby Lee?

  Marcello, fuck off! It's so different for, you're young, you're on a show.

• 1:10:40Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:40Bobby Lee?

  You're on the rise.

• 1:10:41Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:42Bobby Lee?

  I'm a sinking ship, I'm the Titanic.

• 1:10:44Speaker 08

  Let me say something to you right now, can I say something?

• 1:10:46Andrew Santino?

  No, no.

• 1:10:47Speaker 08

  Let me do Bobby, can I say something, can I say something?

• 1:10:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:10:50Speaker 08

  I'm gonna say one thing, I'm gonna say one thing, I'm gonna say one thing. And what I wanna say is, um, and I wanna say one thing, um- Bobby.

• 1:10:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:58Speaker 08

  What you think about it, right? What are women looking for? Someone that's successful? Someone that's working a lot? Someone that's busy? And someone that's taking care of themselves?

• 1:11:06Bobby Lee?

  I think the criteria is different.

• 1:11:09Bobby Lee?

  I think the criteria is different.

• 1:11:10Andrew Santino?

  I do too.

• 1:11:10Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 1:11:11Andrew Santino?

  Two different worlds.

• 1:11:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, now women are like, they need to be six two.

• 1:11:15Speaker 08

  No.

• 1:11:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I've seen them. I TikTok.

• 1:11:17Speaker 08

  It's not true.

• 1:11:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I get that and I get the boiling horse head. And my TikTok feed, okay, alright, so I get two things, right? And then I, you know, and they're like, I want six two, they have to make three million a year. And their criteria is different.

• 1:11:29Speaker 08

  No, they're not.

• 1:11:29Bobby Lee?

  I'm five four, you know what I mean? I'm weird.

• 1:11:32Speaker 08

  I forgot you were five four.

• 1:11:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. How tall are you, little?

• 1:11:35Speaker 08

  Five eight.

• 1:11:37Bobby Lee?

  Are you really five eight?

• 1:11:37Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 1:11:38Andrew Santino?

  But you're fifty four. Five four, fifty four. It's a good luck. Maybe that's good luck.

• 1:11:41Bobby Lee?

  That's good.

• 1:11:41Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's a good thing, right?

• 1:11:42Speaker 08

  How tall are you, Andrew?

• 1:11:43Andrew Santino?

  Six one.

• 1:11:44Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 1:11:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:45Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:45Speaker 08

  And, and he developed a personality.

• 1:11:48Bobby Lee?

  My personality is fucking great.

• 1:11:49Andrew Santino?

  No, yours is fantastic. He's not saying it's bad.

• 1:11:51Speaker 08

  That makes sense.

• 1:11:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:11:52Andrew Santino?

  He's not saying it's bad.

• 1:11:53Bobby Lee?

  Let me ask you something. You don't think I have a personality?

• 1:11:55Speaker 08

  It makes sense that you have a personality. You're five four.

• 1:11:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's what you said.

• 1:11:58Speaker 08

  You know what I mean?

• 1:11:58Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, so he's six two and he had to develop a personality.

• 1:12:01Speaker 08

  Yes.

• 1:12:01Bobby Lee?

  Wait, the redhead?

• 1:12:02Andrew Santino?

  The redhead.

• 1:12:02Speaker 08

  Is that what happened?

• 1:12:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:12:03Andrew Santino?

  Red hair, red hair.

• 1:12:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:12:04Speaker 08

  What did you grow up? They came at you for that?

• 1:12:06Andrew Santino?

  A little bit.

• 1:12:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:12:07Andrew Santino?

  A little bit.

• 1:12:08Bobby Lee?

  The Chicago projects.

• 1:12:10Speaker 08

  No.

• 1:12:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Always in the projects. No, I was in the projects.

• 1:12:14Bobby Lee?

  Oh. I always tell people that you were from the projects.

• 1:12:17Andrew Santino?

  Why do you do that?

• 1:12:17Bobby Lee?

  What? It's like one of those stand and deliver kind of, you know what I mean?

• 1:12:21Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:22Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean, like?

• 1:12:22Andrew Santino?

  Cabrini Green.

• 1:12:23Bobby Lee?

  He was in the project, he rose, you know what I mean? The story is better.

• 1:12:26Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it is.

• 1:12:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:12:27Andrew Santino?

  I like the story.

• 1:12:28Bobby Lee?

  If you stand for the suburbs, who give a fuck? It's Mulaney or whatever.

• 1:12:30Andrew Santino?

  From the project. Yeah, from the project.

• 1:12:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:32Andrew Santino?

  The toughest, toughest part of the project.

• 1:12:33Bobby Lee?

  I'm from the streets of Korea, dude.

• 1:12:35Andrew Santino?

  You're from San Diego.

• 1:12:36Bobby Lee?

  I know, but I tell people.

• 1:12:37Andrew Santino?

  Korea, San Diego.

• 1:12:38Bobby Lee?

  Pusong, dude.

• 1:12:38Andrew Santino?

  Pusong, pusong.

• 1:12:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. During the war, dude. I had nothing.

• 1:12:42Andrew Santino?

  He really did and he had a scrum.

• 1:12:43Bobby Lee?

  Took a little boat to America, went to open mic and here I am.

• 1:12:46Andrew Santino?

  They used to do open mics on the boat on the way over.

• 1:12:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:12:49Andrew Santino?

  He would kill.

• 1:12:49Bobby Lee?

  Hello, it is on. Everybody, everybody, it is on.

• 1:12:55Bobby Lee?

  Just me doing stand up on a boat.

• 1:13:01Bobby Lee?

  You got scared that I did an accent.

• 1:13:03Speaker 08

  No.

• 1:13:03Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, a little bit.

• 1:13:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:13:04Speaker 08

  I do accents.

• 1:13:05Bobby Lee?

  I know you do.

• 1:13:06Andrew Santino?

  You do, you do.

• 1:13:06Speaker 08

  You do accents.

• 1:13:07Andrew Santino?

  I do, I do, I do.

• 1:13:08Speaker 08

  You speak Spanish too, huh?

• 1:13:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, sometimes. Sometimes.

• 1:13:12Speaker 08

  You speak Spanish? What do you say in Spanish?

• 1:13:14Andrew Santino?

  I can't, well, I can't say it because you'll know it.

• 1:13:17Speaker 08

  But say it.

• 1:13:18Andrew Santino?

  No, man.

• 1:13:19Speaker 08

  Have some fun, man.

• 1:13:19Andrew Santino?

  No, because our Latin audience has been writing letters lately.

• 1:13:22Speaker 08

  Is that true?

• 1:13:23Andrew Santino?

  They're really upset. Yeah, they, they're upset. Carlos knows and Fancy B, they've been writing a lot of letters.

• 1:13:28Bobby Lee?

  Say what?

• 1:13:29Andrew Santino?

  Just, just about the way that we treat our, our Latin employees.

• 1:13:32Speaker 08

  And we should say that the Latinos, that you're gonna be fine and everything's gonna be okay and we love you here.

• 1:13:35Andrew Santino?

  They didn't write us letters. I was joking around.

• 1:13:37Bobby Lee?

  Well, let's just say something positive about Latino people.

• 1:13:39Speaker 08

  Let's say something positive. Let's actually, let's go around the room.

• 1:13:42Bobby Lee?

  I have many things I wanna say.

• 1:13:43Speaker 08

  Let's go around the room.

• 1:13:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean.

• 1:13:44Speaker 08

  And Rudy should go first.

• 1:13:45Bobby Lee?

  Okay, go, go. What, what do you, yeah.

• 1:13:47Speaker 05

  I love their food. I love their language.

• 1:13:50Andrew Santino?

  You can't do more than one. You can't do more. We all need to, we all need some of that.

• 1:13:53Speaker 05

  I love their noses.

• 1:13:55Andrew Santino?

  Very, their noses.

• 1:13:56Bobby Lee?

  Very good.

• 1:13:56Andrew Santino?

  Very good.

• 1:13:57Speaker 08

  We'll take it.

• 1:13:57Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's.

• 1:13:58Bobby Lee?

  Who's next?

• 1:13:58Speaker 08

  I'll speak for us.

• 1:13:59Andrew Santino?

  Go that way.

• 1:13:59Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead.

• 1:14:00Speaker 08

  Go ahead.

• 1:14:00Bobby Lee?

  But you'll know what I, I mean, when I say it, you'll know what I mean.

• 1:14:04Speaker 08

  Okay.

• 1:14:06Bobby Lee?

  I have a dream too, Richie. La Bamba.

• 1:14:12Bobby Lee?

  Richie Valens did.

• 1:14:13Speaker 08

  Okay, you love Richie Valens.

• 1:14:14Bobby Lee?

  I love him.

• 1:14:14Speaker 08

  That's nice.

• 1:14:15Bobby Lee?

  Oh, Donna. Oh, Donna.

• 1:14:21Andrew Santino?

  How, you're still Asian while you're doing it?

• 1:14:22Bobby Lee?

  I, I do the Japanese.

• 1:14:24Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah?

• 1:14:25Andrew Santino?

  It's like a Japanese Richie Valens.

• 1:14:28Bobby Lee?

  Don't know what name. Go ahead.

• 1:14:31Andrew Santino?

  Really good.

• 1:14:32Bobby Lee?

  Really good, yeah, yeah, yeah. La, la, la, la, la Bamba.

• 1:14:39Andrew Santino?

  He had.

• 1:14:40Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead. Go ahead, man.

• 1:14:41Andrew Santino?

  Some of the most beautiful women I think I've ever seen in my entire.

• 1:14:43Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God. Hallelujah.

• 1:14:45Andrew Santino?

  My biggest, my biggest, my first crush, my first crush was at an arcade and a, a Puerto Rican chick who was much older than me was with like her little brother who was near my age and for the first time in my life, I, I thought, I don't know what this feeling is, but I like that thing.

• 1:15:02Speaker 08

  Wow.

• 1:15:02Andrew Santino?

  I don't know what it was. Like, you know, when you do, too young to understand, but you were like, whatever this is, I like that.

• 1:15:06Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 1:15:06Andrew Santino?

  Whatever that is.

• 1:15:07Speaker 08

  I love, I loved what you said, except when you called her a thing. Did you feel that?

• 1:15:10Andrew Santino?

  No, no. Not her, the idea.

• 1:15:14Speaker 08

  Right.

• 1:15:14Andrew Santino?

  I didn't know. You didn't understand what feelings are. You go, I like this. Whatever this feeling is, I like that thing, that feeling of like you. I like you. I don't even know why that, what that means. That's before, when you didn't understand girls and you were young and you were like, I like.

• 1:15:28Speaker 08

  It was just a feeling.

• 1:15:29Andrew Santino?

  Well, you can't even describe. It was like, I do, and I wanna.

• 1:15:35Andrew Santino?

  Well, no, you don't know how to feel. You're like, what is that? That's why little kids hit each other because they like each other. They don't know how to feel. They're like, they don't know how to tell each other, I like you. Say pull a girl's hair because they're like, I fucking like you so much.

• 1:15:47Speaker 08

  That's your guys' crux. That's the crux.

• 1:15:49Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:50Speaker 08

  Bobby's addiction and your anger.

• 1:15:53Bobby Lee?

  Dude, he does have rage.

• 1:15:54Speaker 08

  And he's strong.

• 1:15:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're strong, has rage.

• 1:15:56Speaker 08

  Yeah, he's strong.

• 1:15:57Bobby Lee?

  He's an athlete.

• 1:15:58Andrew Santino?

  Cast me.

• 1:15:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:59Speaker 08

  He's an athlete.

• 1:15:59Andrew Santino?

  What do you guys like about Latinos? Huh?

• 1:16:02Speaker 01

  I just watched El Mariachi.

• 1:16:04Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 1:16:04Bobby Lee?

  Robert Rodriguez, dude.

• 1:16:06Andrew Santino?

  But you didn't say you liked something. You just said you watched a film.

• 1:16:08Speaker 01

  I loved it.

• 1:16:09Bobby Lee?

  El Mariachi was a great movie.

• 1:16:10Speaker 01

  I thought it was better than Desperado.

• 1:16:11Andrew Santino?

  Nah.

• 1:16:13Speaker 08

  Compared it to another Latin movie.

• 1:16:14Speaker 01

  Well, it was his other movie.

• 1:16:16Andrew Santino?

  All right, Richie.

• 1:16:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, go ahead, Richie.

• 1:16:18Speaker 03

  Oh, well, I have a reoccurring.

• 1:16:19Speaker 08

  Whoa, that's your voice.

• 1:16:20Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:21Speaker 03

  That's me.

• 1:16:21Speaker 08

  Wow, man.

• 1:16:25Speaker 03

  I have this reoccurring dream where I have a Latino wife. So I, I feel like I'm searching for her.

• 1:16:31Andrew Santino?

  What's her name?

• 1:16:31Bobby Lee?

  What's her name, dude?

• 1:16:32Speaker 03

  I don't know.

• 1:16:32Andrew Santino?

  What's her name?

• 1:16:34Speaker 03

  Marissa.

• 1:16:35Bobby Lee?

  Marissa.

• 1:16:35Speaker 08

  And what happens in the dream? How do you know she's Latin?

• 1:16:38Speaker 03

  Well, all right. So I wake up and I'm like in, I'm definitely in Mexico.

• 1:16:41Andrew Santino?

  She's yelling at me first thing in the morning.

• 1:16:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:16:43Speaker 08

  How do you know it's Mexico?

• 1:16:45Speaker 03

  No, it's just like the architecture. Like, it just feels.

• 1:16:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:47Speaker 08

  Okay.

• 1:16:47Bobby Lee?

  You could be in Spain, though, too.

• 1:16:48Speaker 03

  Could be in Spain, but like somewhere.

• 1:16:50Andrew Santino?

  See how he's answering this? He's skating around.

• 1:16:52Speaker 08

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:16:53Andrew Santino?

  Careful, careful, careful, careful, careful.

• 1:16:55Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so you're Mexico. Go ahead.

• 1:16:56Speaker 03

  Maybe somewhere, I'm in Mexico. I'm like waking up, like my wife's like making bacon and eggs and I'm like, mm, like great in the morning. And then I like walk up and like we have a little kiss. I'm like, oh, like this is awesome. Like, thank you for making me breakfast. And then she's like, I'm pregnant. And I'm like, oh, my God, that's so awesome.

• 1:17:08Andrew Santino?

  And that's how you know she's Latino. She's pregnant and you just met her.

• 1:17:11Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God.

• 1:17:12Andrew Santino?

  You're racist, Richard.

• 1:17:13Speaker 03

  No, no, it's a great, this is like my wife. It's like years in the future. It's a dream.

• 1:17:17Andrew Santino?

  And she's making.

• 1:17:18Bobby Lee?

  And then you speak some Spanish to her? What do you say?

• 1:17:21Speaker 03

  Hola.

• 1:17:23Speaker 03

  Me ame Richie.

• 1:17:24Speaker 08

  So you introduce yourself.

• 1:17:25Bobby Lee?

  She knows you.

• 1:17:27Andrew Santino?

  Well, she's got, she's got brain damage.

• 1:17:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she's brain damaged.

• 1:17:30Andrew Santino?

  He has to do that to make sure she remembers who he is.

• 1:17:32Speaker 08

  Okay.

• 1:17:33Andrew Santino?

  The idea is very funny that you were married to this woman for a very long time. She's making you bacon and eggs in the morning.

• 1:17:38Bobby Lee?

  And you probably have a pet chupacabra.

• 1:17:40Speaker 08

  You son of a.

• 1:17:42Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:17:42Bobby Lee?

  A little baby chupacabra.

• 1:17:43Speaker 03

  I do.

• 1:17:44Bobby Lee?

  And he's every morning. Yeah.

• 1:17:48Bobby Lee?

  I've never, I don't know what chupacabra sounds like, but I assume that's what the baby.

• 1:17:50Speaker 08

  You have a, you have a, you have a pet, you have a pet baby chupacabra and Rudy comes in and eats it.

• 1:17:57Speaker 08

  What about you, Carlos? Say something nice about the Latinos if you don't mind.

• 1:18:00Speaker 01

  The Mexican hairless dog.

• 1:18:01Andrew Santino?

  He loves Mexican hairless dogs. One of his favorite, that, he talks about it all the time.

• 1:18:05Speaker 08

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:18:05Andrew Santino?

  Loves this dog.

• 1:18:06Speaker 01

  I bought one.

• 1:18:06Speaker 08

  Wow.

• 1:18:07Andrew Santino?

  He wants one very bad.

• 1:18:08Speaker 08

  They all have a mohawk?

• 1:18:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:18:10Speaker 08

  Wow. That is very cool. I've never seen that before.

• 1:18:12Andrew Santino?

  Have you never seen a Mexican hairless dog? Great. And that's him. He's, yeah. See that? It's a match.

• 1:18:17Speaker 08

  Whoa.

• 1:18:18Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:18:19Speaker 08

  Wow.

• 1:18:20Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:18:20Andrew Santino?

  Reverse you.

• 1:18:21Bobby Lee?

  Isn't that crazy? You never knew that about him?

• 1:18:23Speaker 08

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. My God, Carlos.

• 1:18:26Andrew Santino?

  It's not that crazy.

• 1:18:27Speaker 08

  It is very crazy.

• 1:18:28Bobby Lee?

  It's crazy, right?

• 1:18:29Andrew Santino?

  I thought you watched the show, dude.

• 1:18:30Speaker 08

  No, I, I didn't see that. Wow, Carlos.

• 1:18:34Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:18:34Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:18:35Speaker 08

  Wow, no wonder you have that anger, Carlos.

• 1:18:38Andrew Santino?

  I'm not mad, dude.

• 1:18:39Speaker 08

  Yes.

• 1:18:39Andrew Santino?

  I'm not mad, dude.

• 1:18:40Speaker 08

  And you know what's funny? They look down on you.

• 1:18:44Speaker 08

  They have hair, don't they?

• 1:18:45Andrew Santino?

  You know what? You're a beautiful man.

• 1:18:47Speaker 01

  Thank you.

• 1:18:47Andrew Santino?

  Don't let anybody tell you.

• 1:18:48Speaker 08

  Listen, he's not wrong. You're a beautiful man from the forehead down.

• 1:18:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Keep the hat on.

• 1:18:53Speaker 01

  That's a lot.

• 1:18:54Speaker 08

  Wild.

• 1:18:54Speaker 01

  That's a lot of the body.

• 1:18:55Speaker 08

  Carlos, you're holding on.

• 1:18:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:18:57Speaker 08

  You'd be a good looking bald guy. Why not just do it?

• 1:18:59Speaker 01

  I have been that. It just wasn't me.

• 1:19:01Andrew Santino?

  When we, well, years ago, he used to shave it all off. And then he started to do this look again, but by the way.

• 1:19:07Bobby Lee?

  Women love it.

• 1:19:07Andrew Santino?

  Women, the success rate with this is through the roof.

• 1:19:09Speaker 08

  Really?

• 1:19:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, women love it.

• 1:19:11Speaker 08

  It's immediate sympathy. Is that bad what I said?

• 1:19:15Speaker 01

  It's authentic, so.

• 1:19:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:19:16Andrew Santino?

  You know what I think it is that they like about that? That it is very unique. Like, there's only so many men that were willing to do that.

• 1:19:23Speaker 08

  No, and next to him, they're gonna look great.

• 1:19:27Bobby Lee?

  Can we get you a toupee? I want one. Everyone had a toupee?

• 1:19:29Speaker 08

  Come on, you would do it. Oh.

• 1:19:31Andrew Santino?

  I think you look good.

• 1:19:33Speaker 08

  What if we did, what if we, what if we bought him a hair, like bought him one of those hairpieces that they glue on?

• 1:19:37Andrew Santino?

  Like the good, like the real ones?

• 1:19:38Speaker 08

  And got one?

• 1:19:38Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:19:39Speaker 01

  Yeah, Annie Letterman got me that.

• 1:19:40Andrew Santino?

  She got your real one, right?

• 1:19:42Bobby Lee?

  What about the spray?

• 1:19:44Speaker 01

  I don't think the spray works.

• 1:19:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Let's get a spray.

• 1:19:46Andrew Santino?

  That's a lot of spray.

• 1:19:48Speaker 08

  You know what would be good content, though?

• 1:19:49Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:19:50Speaker 08

  Is if you guys bought him a trip to Turkey and made him film all of it.

• 1:19:55Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's a lot of Turkey.

• 1:19:57Bobby Lee?

  Would you take that?

• 1:19:58Speaker 01

  I would go to Turkey.

• 1:19:59Bobby Lee?

  And we bought you hair?

• 1:20:00Speaker 08

  And you have to film the whole thing?

• 1:20:02Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:20:02Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but that's a lot, that's a lot of hair, man. That's not like a little bit.

• 1:20:06Speaker 08

  You think it's gonna be too expensive?

• 1:20:07Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's a money problem.

• 1:20:09Bobby Lee?

  Four hundred and fifty thousand dollars.

• 1:20:10Speaker 01

  It's like the hairline would be up here. Mine's like back here.

• 1:20:13Speaker 08

  Right. Turn around real quick.

• 1:20:14Bobby Lee?

  But they still can do.

• 1:20:15Speaker 08

  My god, dude! But he has a, he has a great smile, he has a great face.

• 1:20:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I never see the back, though. The back is wild. Turn around in the back again?

• 1:20:23Speaker 01

  I have to.

• 1:20:24Bobby Lee?

  Could you turn around in the back? Geez.

• 1:20:26Speaker 08

  My god. That guy does creepy crime.

• 1:20:29Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 1:20:30Andrew Santino?

  You know, you know what really is the land, the land for him with women, truly? Is, and I've heard this from every woman, ever, that we've, that we have like mutual, either friends or peers or coworkers. They're all like, Carlos is such a sweet guy.

• 1:20:42Speaker 08

  Right.

• 1:20:43Andrew Santino?

  Like, he's so fucking nice, and McConaughey's nodding off because he knows the truth. The guy has a way with people and women, the way he's like disarming and sweet and genuine.

• 1:20:53Speaker 08

  Right.

• 1:20:53Andrew Santino?

  That, that gets them, dude. Sometimes, that's all they need.

• 1:20:57Speaker 08

  And also, a guy that is willing to let his hair look like that.

• 1:21:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:21:01Speaker 08

  Is very confident.

• 1:21:02Andrew Santino?

  Confident.

• 1:21:02Speaker 08

  Exactly.

• 1:21:02Andrew Santino?

  He is a confident guy.

• 1:21:04Bobby Lee?

  And?

• 1:21:04Speaker 08

  Yeah, probably.

• 1:21:05Andrew Santino?

  See, and a guy like Richie, on the other hand, uh, too confident for no reason. For no reason.

• 1:21:11Speaker 08

  Richie, what's under the hood there?

• 1:21:13Andrew Santino?

  No, he's got a nice head of lettuce.

• 1:21:14Speaker 01

  Fine.

• 1:21:15Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:21:15Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:21:17Andrew Santino?

  Well, now you look more like a lesbian now for some reason.

• 1:21:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:21:20Speaker 08

  Where did you get it? That's what he does whenever he's.

• 1:21:22Andrew Santino?

  I know.

• 1:21:23Bobby Lee?

  Were you going to Lilith Fair? What's going on? I got Sarah McLachlan taking it.

• 1:21:28Andrew Santino?

  He works as a, he works at the other, our other studio helping out and then he was designated to come over here when Fancy was gone and we kinda liked him, we left him, we said, you know what? Let the kid keep coming by. Were you an intern first over there?

• 1:21:39Speaker 03

  I wasn't an intern, I was a PA first.

• 1:21:40Speaker 08

  God, every time he talks.

• 1:21:41Bobby Lee?

  I, I, it's talking.

• 1:21:43Andrew Santino?

  I know.

• 1:21:43Bobby Lee?

  It's talking, it's talking.

• 1:21:44Speaker 08

  Whoa.

• 1:21:45Andrew Santino?

  But you're not a Quinnipiac kid.

• 1:21:46Speaker 03

  I am.

• 1:21:47Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you are.

• 1:21:48Speaker 03

  That was the first time I was here.

• 1:21:49Andrew Santino?

  That, oh, really? You were? We had these guys come from college, they come over and they did an intern thing.

• 1:21:53Speaker 08

  And can you sing?

• 1:21:55Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:21:55Speaker 08

  Can you just try?

• 1:21:57Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:21:57Speaker 03

  Like.

• 1:21:58Andrew Santino?

  Just give him something.

• 1:21:59Speaker 03

  Give me a song.

• 1:21:59Bobby Lee?

  Amazing Grace, it's a public domain song, go ahead.

• 1:22:02Speaker 03

  Amazing Grace.

• 1:22:06Bobby Lee?

  No, commit to it.

• 1:22:07Speaker 08

  Yeah. Sing, stop, stop, stop.

• 1:22:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:22:09Speaker 08

  Sing your favorite song. Your favorite song, sing it.

• 1:22:14Andrew Santino?

  It's Guar, right? What is it?

• 1:22:15Speaker 03

  No, I'm blanking on like every song ever right now.

• 1:22:18Speaker 08

  Anything you got.

• 1:22:19Speaker 03

  We're singing a song.

• 1:22:22Andrew Santino?

  No, no.

• 1:22:23Speaker 03

  This is my song.

• 1:22:23Andrew Santino?

  No, what?

• 1:22:24Speaker 03

  I'm singing it.

• 1:22:26Andrew Santino?

  Just do Pink Pony Club, that's what you love, you love that fucking song.

• 1:22:28Speaker 03

  Pink Pony Club, I'm just gonna keep on dancing at the Pink Pony Club, I'm gonna go to the-

• 1:22:35Speaker 08

  Is he doing a Mexican accent?

• 1:22:36Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:22:37Speaker 08

  Anybody else hear that?

• 1:22:37Speaker 03

  Pink Pony Club.

• 1:22:38Speaker 08

  I'm gonna keep on dancing in the Pink Pony Club, hangin' on to the-

• 1:22:45Speaker 03

  I'm trying to do Chaparron.

• 1:22:46Speaker 08

  Yeah, Chaparron.

• 1:22:47Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:22:48Bobby Lee?

  Chappal.

• 1:22:48Speaker 08

  Chaparron.

• 1:22:49Andrew Santino?

  Chaparron.

• 1:22:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he can't dance, he can't sing.

• 1:22:52Speaker 03

  I can dance.

• 1:22:55Bobby Lee?

  Come on.

• 1:22:56Speaker 08

  Come on.

• 1:22:56Bobby Lee?

  Go over here. No, no, get your thing out.

• 1:23:00Speaker 08

  I've come here, I've made all the white people do something in front of me.

• 1:23:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:23:06Andrew Santino?

  Alright.

• 1:23:06Bobby Lee?

  Alright.

• 1:23:07Speaker 08

  Oh, oh.

• 1:23:08Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 1:23:10Speaker 08

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:23:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:23:13Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Rudy's right, I think he might have a big penis.

• 1:23:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:23:15Andrew Santino?

  I don't know why he's keeping these girls around, this is, I, I can't.

• 1:23:18Speaker 08

  What was the thing?

• 1:23:18Andrew Santino?

  It was so good, Rich. What size shoe are you, Rich? Yeah, go back on the thing.

• 1:23:24Speaker 08

  Get away from me with that thing.

• 1:23:26Andrew Santino?

  Get out of here, I might sue ya.

• 1:23:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Real bad.

• 1:23:29Andrew Santino?

  Marcello.

• 1:23:30Speaker 08

  No.

• 1:23:31Andrew Santino?

  We wanna say thank you for coming on the show.

• 1:23:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:23:33Speaker 08

  It always happens like this, the ending, it comes out of nowhere.

• 1:23:35Bobby Lee?

  No, it doesn't.

• 1:23:36Andrew Santino?

  You know why?

• 1:23:37Bobby Lee?

  You have a special, right?

• 1:23:38Andrew Santino?

  Because we, because we wanna talk about the real shit.

• 1:23:40Speaker 08

  Oh, okay.

• 1:23:41Andrew Santino?

  Your special's coming out.

• 1:23:42Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 1:23:42Andrew Santino?

  January 7th.

• 1:23:43Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 1:23:43Andrew Santino?

  It's called?

• 1:23:44Speaker 08

  American Boy.

• 1:23:45Bobby Lee?

  American Boy.

• 1:23:46Andrew Santino?

  And the irony of that is staggering.

• 1:23:47Speaker 08

  That's what it's for.

• 1:23:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:23:48Andrew Santino?

  I know, I know, he's stepping on our toes.

• 1:23:50Bobby Lee?

  I've seen some of it. Not, not the special, but I've seen some.

• 1:23:54Andrew Santino?

  The stand-up?

• 1:23:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, looks great.

• 1:23:57Speaker 08

  Thank you, man.

• 1:23:57Bobby Lee?

  Right? Um, we're proud of you.

• 1:23:59Speaker 08

  Oh, man.

• 1:24:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:24:00Andrew Santino?

  He needed that, by the way, us to say that.

• 1:24:02Speaker 08

  I do. I look up to you guys, you got me through the bandy.

• 1:24:05Bobby Lee?

  I know we do.

• 1:24:06Andrew Santino?

  God bless.

• 1:24:06Bobby Lee?

  Um, you're on the rise, congratulations.

• 1:24:08Andrew Santino?

  He's at the top.

• 1:24:09Bobby Lee?

  At the top?

• 1:24:10Andrew Santino?

  It's only down from here.

• 1:24:11Bobby Lee?

  It's only down from here. But if, God forbid, you ever go back down?

• 1:24:16Speaker 08

  Right.

• 1:24:16Bobby Lee?

  Right? We'll be here.

• 1:24:18Andrew Santino?

  Well, you can't come back here if you do go down, but we'll be, we'll be around.

• 1:24:21Bobby Lee?

  We'll be around, and we will say hi.

• 1:24:23Andrew Santino?

  We'll say hello.

• 1:24:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, at a club or whatever.

• 1:24:25Andrew Santino?

  Everybody, please watch American Boy, so it's out right now.

• 1:24:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, check it out now.

• 1:24:28Speaker 08

  Please.

• 1:24:29Andrew Santino?

  Please go watch.

• 1:24:29Bobby Lee?

  Whatever you're doing right now, watch it now.

• 1:24:31Speaker 08

  Thank you for being a bad friend.