Bobby's Missed Connections

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:30Speaker 01

  You two are bad friends.

• 0:31Speaker 02

  Who are these two idiots?

• 0:33Speaker 01

  A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting.

• 0:38Speaker 02

  Well, you two are something.

• 0:40Speaker 01

  We're bad friends.

• 0:42Andrew Santino?

  Well, look at who's back.

• 0:43Bobby Lee?

  Hello.

• 0:44Andrew Santino?

  Look who's back.

• 0:45Speaker 05

  Hello.

• 0:45Bobby Lee?

  Hello, Porgs.

• 0:48Bobby Lee?

  You know, it was really good to see you when I walked into the studio.

• 0:52Speaker 05

  I felt a laugh.

• 0:53Bobby Lee?

  Did you really?

• 0:54Speaker 05

  No.

• 0:55Bobby Lee?

  I hugged you twice.

• 0:57Bobby Lee?

  I hugged you twice.

• 0:57Speaker 05

  But with some extra touching.

• 0:59Bobby Lee?

  With some scratchies. I love doing scratchies with you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Some nipple, some Porg nipple scratchies are good.

• 1:05Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, a couple of tickles for the boy.

• 1:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07Andrew Santino?

  You're back from España. Had some family time. How are you feeling?

• 1:11Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:12Speaker 05

  Yeah, happy to be back.

• 1:14Andrew Santino?

  Are you happy to be back for real?

• 1:15Speaker 05

  Especially because I saw you guys tried to replace me.

• 1:18Andrew Santino?

  We didn't try. We.

• 1:20Bobby Lee?

  We did.

• 1:21Andrew Santino?

  We're very.

• 1:22Bobby Lee?

  We absolutely did.

• 1:23Andrew Santino?

  That guy was fantastic.

• 1:24Bobby Lee?

  We found a wonder kid, dude. Yeah.

• 1:26Andrew Santino?

  He's the best, the big C.

• 1:27Bobby Lee?

  Dynamic, the big C, dude. Are you threatened?

• 1:30Speaker 05

  A little bit.

• 1:32Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:33Andrew Santino?

  Well, you didn't edit that episode, did you? No, but George did, and you watched it? Did you watch it?

• 1:37Speaker 05

  I did.

• 1:38Andrew Santino?

  You did. I know he watched it like a sick little weirdo.

• 1:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:42Andrew Santino?

  He's not as good as me. There is no way he is as good as me. And he was, wasn't he?

• 1:48Speaker 05

  He was.

• 1:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:49Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we flew him across the country just to temporarily replace you, but nobody, nobody, bad friends, no one can replace Fancy B.

• 1:57Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:57Andrew Santino?

  We're happy he's back. He's back.

• 2:00Bobby Lee?

  Also, um, the Big C doesn't really know what food is.

• 2:05Andrew Santino?

  I don't think he eats.

• 2:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I mean, everything, we brought him to, um, John and Vinnie's, right?

• 2:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 2:10Bobby Lee?

  And everything was like, I don't like it.

• 2:13Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Well, the first thing you brought out was, was like a burrata or something, and he had no fucking idea what that.

• 2:18Bobby Lee?

  What it was.

• 2:19Andrew Santino?

  Never seen burrata before in his entire life.

• 2:20Bobby Lee?

  He thought it was a dead ghost.

• 2:22Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. An old ghost?

• 2:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 2:25Andrew Santino?

  And we had, oh, he hated the gem salad.

• 2:26Bobby Lee?

  Gem salad, didn't I?

• 2:27Andrew Santino?

  By the way, it's just lettuce. It's a Caesar salad.

• 2:31Speaker 06

  He hated it.

• 2:31Bobby Lee?

  With a little spice in it.

• 2:33Speaker 06

  So good.

• 2:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he didn't like that. And then, um, what he did like was the anchovy pizza, which is strange.

• 2:39Andrew Santino?

  He loved it.

• 2:40Bobby Lee?

  No, there was no cheese on it, just red sauce and an anchovy stripped across it. And he liked that.

• 2:46Andrew Santino?

  He was like, that one is pretty good.

• 2:50Andrew Santino?

  I was like, the fish pizza is good?

• 2:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 2:52Andrew Santino?

  You don't like any of the other pizza. He didn't like the tagliatelle. He didn't like the, he didn't like the, he didn't like the Bronx bomber, the meat pizza.

• 2:59Bobby Lee?

  He's never had real pasta, I think.

• 3:01Andrew Santino?

  No, he's never had.

• 3:02Bobby Lee?

  I think it's a little too chewy for him or something.

• 3:04Andrew Santino?

  He did, he went like this.

• 3:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, like that.

• 3:06Andrew Santino?

  Like a horse, like trying to get rid of something.

• 3:08Bobby Lee?

  And then, and then the embrace afterwards were, was as if we were never gonna see him again.

• 3:13Andrew Santino?

  Well, we're probably not.

• 3:18Andrew Santino?

  No, you know, we do, we, I will say this.

• 3:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:20Andrew Santino?

  We do really, I don't want to give anything away to the fans. We are, we do love the Big C.

• 3:25Bobby Lee?

  We like the Big C.

• 3:25Andrew Santino?

  We will see him again.

• 3:26Bobby Lee?

  I hope so.

• 3:27Andrew Santino?

  We love him.

• 3:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he is, uh, unique. We gotta get him some, you know.

• 3:31Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 3:32Bobby Lee?

  Some action, I think.

• 3:36Bobby Lee?

  Well, I mean, he, he's thirty, what, one, thirty-two, and then he hasn't had, since Dominican Republic had, in high school.

• 3:43Andrew Santino?

  Thirteen years.

• 3:44Bobby Lee?

  Which I don't even believe, do you believe that story or no?

• 3:46Speaker 06

  I don't think he's really had sex.

• 3:48Andrew Santino?

  Come on.

• 3:49Bobby Lee?

  Come on, what?

• 3:50Andrew Santino?

  Of course, that's not real. He's never had sex.

• 3:52Bobby Lee?

  He wanted a vivid detail about how it happened.

• 3:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, cause he's been.

• 3:55Bobby Lee?

  How she ran away, how she ran away afterwards and ran into the forest.

• 3:59Andrew Santino?

  She was able to cut the ropes.

• 4:03Andrew Santino?

  Escaping to the woods. And I was chasing her. Come back here, little girl.

• 4:10Bobby Lee?

  It was a wild story.

• 4:11Andrew Santino?

  He had an elaborate story because he, because he's been broached with this subject many times. People have said, uh, you know, he's been around another guy that's like, hey, you know, you working on anybody right now? You got anybody on your roster? No, no, not really. I had sex once in Dominican.

• 4:27Bobby Lee?

  I think it's like, it's not like.

• 4:28Andrew Santino?

  You know what? Yeah. Let's not make fun of that.

• 4:30Bobby Lee?

  I'm not, we're not making fun of it.

• 4:31Andrew Santino?

  Let's go backwards. I'm proud of him because he's saving himself for real love. That's what he said at dinner. He said he wants, he wants to meet real love.

• 4:38Bobby Lee?

  I think that's what they all say.

• 4:41Andrew Santino?

  Well, dude.

• 4:42Bobby Lee?

  They all say that, right?

• 4:43Andrew Santino?

  Either we take him to John and Vinnie's or.

• 4:45Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's true. That's true.

• 4:47Andrew Santino?

  You won't screw with me, Homer.

• 4:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. It did have feel that like, we should be extra nice to him.

• 4:52Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I don't want to.

• 4:53Bobby Lee?

  Cause we don't know, we don't know.

• 4:54Andrew Santino?

  I don't want to read about a Westfield mall in Jersey getting fucking lit up.

• 4:58Bobby Lee?

  Oh my God, that would be, that would be the end of our podcast.

• 5:00Andrew Santino?

  He's wearing a bad friends merch shirt. No, TMZ. Did you see the mug shots of the guys that robbed the Louvre?

• 5:08Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 5:09Andrew Santino?

  This is unreal.

• 5:12Andrew Santino?

  Look at how hot these guys are.

• 5:14Bobby Lee?

  I'll be the judge.

• 5:15Andrew Santino?

  Is this a movie?

• 5:17Speaker 06

  That's Chase Crawford on the left.

• 5:19Andrew Santino?

  No, but they're saying he looks, that's him on the right.

• 5:22Bobby Lee?

  Wow. Look at his, oh my, hot.

• 5:25Andrew Santino?

  Welcome to Hollywood.

• 5:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:28Andrew Santino?

  They're going to cast this guy as soon, they're, you know what? Someone, someone is going to bust him out of jail and put him in a movie.

• 5:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:35Andrew Santino?

  Remember the model, remember like the hot model that was.

• 5:37Speaker 06

  He's on like Tubi on like black stuff.

• 5:39Bobby Lee?

  We should make a movie. I got it. We bust him out? Mangione, right?

• 5:44Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 5:44Bobby Lee?

  You know what, what were the two brothers with the boss, with that, what's he, the young brother from the Boston Marathon? What's his name? Sarnaya?

• 5:50Andrew Santino?

  We'll leave that guy in.

• 5:52Bobby Lee?

  Well, he's cute though.

• 5:53Andrew Santino?

  I know.

• 5:53Bobby Lee?

  Bring him, is he?

• 5:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Jeremy Meeks.

• 5:55Speaker 06

  He's already an actor now.

• 5:57Andrew Santino?

  He's famous, right? He got like, he got like, he's so famous.

• 5:59Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 6:00Andrew Santino?

  But go back to the mug shot of the guy that robbed the Louvre. I can't, I'm, I mean, honestly though, look at that guy's face.

• 6:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:06Andrew Santino?

  That guy's a thief.

• 6:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, look at the neck proportions.

• 6:09Andrew Santino?

  How easy would it be for this guy to get an older woman who's rich to give him money? Brother.

• 6:14Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 6:14Andrew Santino?

  You don't need to rob.

• 6:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:16Andrew Santino?

  You don't, this, what does it say? This is one of the two, right? That's one of the two. What's he, where's the other guy? Is the other guy, they keep showing him. So obviously the other guy is not, uh. No, he's, he's sexy too.

• 6:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:27Andrew Santino?

  Is that Big C?

• 6:30Andrew Santino?

  I went to Paris to rob the Louvre. I stole Mona Lisa.

• 6:36Bobby Lee?

  Why is that happening? Hot guys doing this?

• 6:38Andrew Santino?

  Why are hot guys robbing?

• 6:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. When you look at Kyle Rittenhouse.

• 6:41Andrew Santino?

  Hollywood's dead.

• 6:42Bobby Lee?

  You're like, you get it, right?

• 6:44Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 6:45Bobby Lee?

  You look at Rittenhouse, you're like, yeah. But when hotties are doing it, what's going on with our world?

• 6:50Speaker 05

  It's diversity, you know, it's killing that stuff.

• 6:52Andrew Santino?

  This is DEI.

• 6:53Speaker 05

  Right.

• 6:54Andrew Santino?

  DEI is like enough uggos, we need to start getting hot guys to rob.

• 6:58Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 6:58Andrew Santino?

  This is the, this is the fucking, this is the lib contingency added again.

• 7:02Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god, they're hot. So are they in trouble?

• 7:05Andrew Santino?

  A little bit.

• 7:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah?

• 7:08Andrew Santino?

  They used a crane to like-

• 7:09Bobby Lee?

  But you didn't kill anybody?

• 7:10Andrew Santino?

  They didn't do it, no, they didn't do it.

• 7:11Speaker 05

  Oh yeah, that crane company is from, from Germany.

• 7:14Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 7:14Speaker 05

  Their ads is like, you know, In-N-Out, faster than whatever, like they're selling through the roof.

• 7:19Andrew Santino?

  Well, you might as well market, use the marketing. These guys stole a crane. And then they hoisted, uh, the ladder up to the window. Dude, it was in, it's in broad daylight. I mean, it was like in the middle. You can see it. It's not like it was like hidden and sneaky. They just put the crane up to the window, walked in and came out.

• 7:33Bobby Lee?

  And so they, they got the merch?

• 7:36Andrew Santino?

  They got merch, yeah.

• 7:37Bobby Lee?

  Well, I mean, not merch, but they got, at the Louvre, they got paintings and stuff? What is it?

• 7:40Speaker 05

  No, just jewels.

• 7:41Andrew Santino?

  Jewels.

• 7:42Bobby Lee?

  They got jewels.

• 7:43Andrew Santino?

  Our Rudy Jewels, they stole-

• 7:44Bobby Lee?

  And then they-

• 7:45Andrew Santino?

  She was in there.

• 7:46Bobby Lee?

  Then they got out?

• 7:47Andrew Santino?

  And they escaped.

• 7:48Bobby Lee?

  And they escaped, and then they caught them.

• 7:50Andrew Santino?

  But some rat, somebody ratted them out.

• 7:52Bobby Lee?

  Oh, the rat. Who's the rat? Google the rat.

• 7:54Andrew Santino?

  Google the rat?

• 7:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:55Andrew Santino?

  Wait, wait, wait, go back. I'm sorry, I want to see that real fast. It says, "The heist is valued at 88 million euros. That's 102 million American dollars."

• 8:01Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 8:01Andrew Santino?

  "Eight pieces of historic French jewelry." Fuck the French, who cares?

• 8:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:05Andrew Santino?

  No, we love the French, we love the French.

• 8:07Bobby Lee?

  They came this close to getting away.

• 8:09Andrew Santino?

  I know.

• 8:09Bobby Lee?

  It's amazing.

• 8:10Andrew Santino?

  I would, they should have let them go.

• 8:12Bobby Lee?

  I would start small if I wanted to rob.

• 8:15Andrew Santino?

  What would you rob?

• 8:17Bobby Lee?

  Well, I would start like back, like my high school days, like Kit Kats and, you know what I mean?

• 8:21Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 8:21Bobby Lee?

  And then you would, you would still like, okay, I got away with that. And the next thing you would rob is like shoes from Payless Shoes or something.

• 8:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 8:29Bobby Lee?

  Right? Like I got loafers.

• 8:31Andrew Santino?

  By the way, that's why they went out of business.

• 8:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 8:34Andrew Santino?

  Everyone stole from that place.

• 8:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh, the next one is, you know, if you go to like San Francisco, you went to the CVS where everything is locked up now.

• 8:41Andrew Santino?

  You think I went into a CVS in San Francisco? I went from my hotel to the club to the hotel to the club.

• 8:44Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I went to a CVS.

• 8:45Andrew Santino?

  I did not walk outside.

• 8:47Bobby Lee?

  We were both in San Francisco and

• 8:48Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 8:48Bobby Lee?

  the CVS, you know how in LA, half the things are locked up? At fucking San Francisco CVS, right?

• 8:54Andrew Santino?

  It's all.

• 8:55Bobby Lee?

  Toothpicks locked up.

• 8:56Andrew Santino?

  Well, those are weapons.

• 8:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, oh, yeah.

• 8:58Andrew Santino?

  That's how they broke into the Louvre.

• 8:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I mean, everything.

• 9:02Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but, but I will say the city

• 9:03Bobby Lee?

  Bengay locked up.

• 9:05Andrew Santino?

  Well.

• 9:05Bobby Lee?

  I buy a lot of Bengay, I'll tell you this.

• 9:07Andrew Santino?

  It's funny that it's locked up up there.

• 9:09Bobby Lee?

  What? Chips. Yeah, it's crazy. And then there's so many of those buttons.

• 9:13Andrew Santino?

  Who loves chips?

• 9:14Bobby Lee?

  I wonder.

• 9:16Andrew Santino?

  All of us.

• 9:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, all of us.

• 9:18Andrew Santino?

  We all love chips.

• 9:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And then there's one person, some poor Filipino lady where you have to she just happened to be. But, you know, you're pressing the button, but you have to imagine there's 40 buttons being pressed throughout the fucking

• 9:31Andrew Santino?

  Help an aisle, help an aisle.

• 9:33Bobby Lee?

  She's the key master. She's got 50,000 keys around her neck, just running through the fucking, like, yeah. What about this? Why don't you just get one guy per aisle?

• 9:45Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 9:46Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? Like, eh, dude, I'm the fucking, you know what I mean? Deodorant guy.

• 9:50Andrew Santino?

  I'm the cereal boy.

• 9:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you'll be cereal, I'll be deodorant, and I have all the deodorant keys. Right? McCon, I don't know what you would do. Okay.

• 10:00Andrew Santino?

  What's going on? Are you stunned right now?

• 10:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what's going on?

• 10:02Speaker 06

  I thought he was gonna tell me what I was gonna do.

• 10:04Andrew Santino?

  No, he's, he doesn't know.

• 10:04Bobby Lee?

  I was giving you the option. I'm, I'm the CVS fucking manager. I go, what do you, what do you want? What do you want to do? Like, what aisle do you want?

• 10:11Speaker 06

  I do the condoms.

• 10:13Bobby Lee?

  Oh, fuck, okay. Give him the condoms.

• 10:16Andrew Santino?

  Why? Because you don't use them?

• 10:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:18Speaker 06

  It'd be fun to monitor that one versus the other ones. Keep an eye.

• 10:22Bobby Lee?

  Can I, can I?

• 10:23Andrew Santino?

  Speaking of McCon and love, I, uh, was introduced to a new friend of his recently.

• 10:27Speaker 06

  Hmm.

• 10:27Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 10:29Speaker 06

  It ended later that evening.

• 10:32Andrew Santino?

  Never mind.

• 10:34Bobby Lee?

  Wait, you found love and then you ended it?

• 10:35Andrew Santino?

  Well, I met up, we went to the Dodger game and uh, we afterwards, I said, hey, we're gonna walk down the hill because you can't get a fucking Uber. I was like, we're gonna walk over the hill and probably go to shortstop or grab a beer, just hang out. And then so we went to Little Joy and I said, come meet us. And this guy, this is how nervous he was in front of this girl. I haven't seen him like this in a long time. I was pretty hammered. And I was just giving him cash, just handing him cash, like get her a drink, get her, go get her food. And he was nervous, I could tell because when he showed up late, I go, where did you go? He was late. He goes, I thought you said little boy. I'm like, there is no little boy bar. There's no little boy bar dude, there's Little Joy and it's literally across from your house.

• 11:09Bobby Lee?

  Wow, you know what I did?

• 11:10Speaker 06

  What'd you do?

• 11:10Bobby Lee?

  On the flight to San Francisco, there was a attendant, a flight attendant, she was beautiful. So I wrote her a letter.

• 11:18Speaker 06

  Oh my.

• 11:18Speaker 05

  Oh yeah. Restraining order now.

• 11:24Speaker 05

  No more Delta flight.

• 11:25Bobby Lee?

  The guy next to me.

• 11:27Andrew Santino?

  Fancy is back.

• 11:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I was sitting next to the, a businessman. I go, excuse me, sir, do you have a pen? He's like, yes, young man, I have a pen. Gives me the pen. So I take the um, you know, the throw up bag?

• 11:40Andrew Santino?

  Barf bag?

• 11:41Bobby Lee?

  The barf bag.

• 11:41Andrew Santino?

  Barf bag love note.

• 11:42Bobby Lee?

  Right, and I wrote this like, you're so pretty and you know, here's my number, this and that. My Instagram, everything, right?

• 11:48Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 11:49Bobby Lee?

  Nothing.

• 11:50Andrew Santino?

  Well, did you check your requests and all that stuff?

• 11:52Bobby Lee?

  I checked it. I've been checking it for days.

• 11:55Andrew Santino?

  But did you get her name, was her name on her name tag?

• 11:57Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 11:58Andrew Santino?

  No, uh, so that would have been a, that would have been a.

• 12:00Bobby Lee?

  I, I, I looked at the phone, you know, when you do DMs, you're not a single guy, but I know. I, I, you know, I go through it, you know what I mean?

• 12:05Andrew Santino?

  You siphon through all?

• 12:06Bobby Lee?

  I siphoned through all the, the, uh, profile pics, pictures, yeah.

• 12:10Andrew Santino?

  Nothing. Yeah.

• 12:11Bobby Lee?

  And you know, and you take a risk like that, but it was, she was so pretty, Andrew, that I had to take a risk.

• 12:18Andrew Santino?

  That's really, she must have been, this much, she must have been a smoke show.

• 12:20Bobby Lee?

  She was a smoke show.

• 12:21Andrew Santino?

  What airline are we talking?

• 12:22Bobby Lee?

  Alaska.

• 12:24Speaker 06

  Oh no.

• 12:25Andrew Santino?

  Was she Alaskan?

• 12:26Bobby Lee?

  No, she was just a, a white girl. She was so attractive. And I thought, you know, I mean, you know, she smiled at me and this and that, so you know.

• 12:34Andrew Santino?

  Listen up Alaska Airlines.

• 12:36Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, wait.

• 12:37Speaker 05

  You didn't talk to her, you just wrote her a letter? That's like, high school stuff, like.

• 12:42Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 12:44Bobby Lee?

  And I put checkmark, like checkboxes, like if you like me, yes or no, that doesn't work?

• 12:48Speaker 06

  Self sabotage.

• 12:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and, and that thing with the hand that with the. I gave her one of those.

• 12:53Andrew Santino?

  You go to prom with me.

• 12:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she, uh.

• 12:57Andrew Santino?

  Well, Alaska Airlines is easily huntable. Anybody out there that works for Alaska, there's a flight out of Burbank that goes to SFO.

• 13:01Bobby Lee?

  I do she, oh, she didn't find me attractive.

• 13:04Andrew Santino?

  Sure she did. You're very attractive.

• 13:06Speaker 06

  No, there's lots of rich, famous guys in first class and Bobby's just one of them. So she has a pick.

• 13:11Andrew Santino?

  Ah.

• 13:11Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that could be it.

• 13:12Andrew Santino?

  She's getting a lot of barf bag love notes.

• 13:13Speaker 06

  Exactly.

• 13:15Andrew Santino?

  She got a stack of barf bag love notes at the end.

• 13:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I mean, you, you, I mean, would you take a risk like that or no?

• 13:22Speaker 06

  No, because I feel like you'd be called like lame or something in a group text after.

• 13:26Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so what you're departing the plane, there's no time to talk.

• 13:30Speaker 06

  They're at work. It's not time to talk to girls.

• 13:31Bobby Lee?

  So you can, you can never see her again?

• 13:33Speaker 06

  No, you gotta book another flight.

• 13:35Andrew Santino?

  You think that never happens?

• 13:36Speaker 06

  I don't want to be a part of that.

• 13:38Andrew Santino?

  That's, you're not interested?

• 13:40Speaker 06

  No, I don't want like to be made fun of in public or someone like film me like, look at this guy asking this girl out.

• 13:45Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you don't want to end up on a TikTok?

• 13:47Speaker 06

  Yeah, that's scary.

• 13:48Andrew Santino?

  Okay, so I'm a flight attendant.

• 13:50Speaker 06

  Exactly.

• 13:50Andrew Santino?

  Get ready with me when I talk about a creep McGreep. And then they do a breakdown of it. Yeah, I know that. I've seen, I've watched, I've literally, there's flight attendants who do TikToks and I, I see them sometimes and they talk about passengers.

• 14:03Bobby Lee?

  TikTok my fucking barf now.

• 14:04Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 14:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh my God, that'd be so embarrassing.

• 14:08Andrew Santino?

  But you didn't say anything, you, all you said was, I find you attractive. Well, what did you say?

• 14:11Bobby Lee?

  I drew a, a, a, a, a very detailed, you know what I mean?

• 14:15Andrew Santino?

  Swastika?

• 14:15Bobby Lee?

  No, of my penis. No. No, so here, cause 15 years ago, I was, I don't know what airport I was in, but I was sitting there and this lovely lady sat next to me. And I think this was before I met Kalila and we had a conversation and she was very pretty.

• 14:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 14:34Bobby Lee?

  And very nice. And I never got her information. I always felt, I think about that. And then sometimes, you know, you'll run through the airport, you'll just see somebody, you'll guess, you'll lock eyes with the girl, a little smile. And you're like, oh, that's a missed opportunity. And so from now on, I don't want to miss those opportunities. If I, if I feel like.

• 14:53Speaker 06

  That's cool.

• 14:54Andrew Santino?

  Take them. Shoot that shot.

• 14:55Bobby Lee?

  Andreas, what?

• 14:55Andrew Santino?

  Shoot that shot.

• 14:57Bobby Lee?

  What? You're smiling? I don't like it.

• 14:59Speaker 05

  Well, I'm just saying, without your glasses that you don't have, right? Like you don't see that well, like two, two feet apart. So I don't know if those smiles that you see are directed at you, you know, or you're imagining them.

• 15:17Andrew Santino?

  You do have tremendously dog shit vision. You think everyone's smiling at you.

• 15:24Andrew Santino?

  Everywhere Bobby goes.

• 15:25Bobby Lee?

  Dude, that made me so angry.

• 15:29Bobby Lee?

  It's so, it makes me so angry. I don't know what it is. I mean, welcome back, but I don't know, dude, you know?

• 15:35Andrew Santino?

  Why don't, why don't you look up missed connections? Cause I guarantee you, there's, there's a missed connections website. You know, is that Craigslist that does it?

• 15:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:44Andrew Santino?

  Starbucks in Santa Monica. Let's zoom in. I am the Asian female that was hesitant, but talked briefly of her coffee about a month ago. If I'm around and still interested, left to have coffee again. This is like wildly sad. It's, it's beautiful, but sad as fuck.

• 15:56Bobby Lee?

  This is what I'm talking about. This is why you have to seize the moment, you know what I mean? And maybe I am blind and I can't see the smiles. Okay. But it doesn't matter because maybe one of them are a smile, you know?

• 16:06Andrew Santino?

  Looking for Sarah from Pasadena, I think.

• 16:10Bobby Lee?

  These are heartbreaking.

• 16:10Andrew Santino?

  We should respond to some of these.

• 16:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:12Andrew Santino?

  We should just be Sarah. Well, you, look, you gotta shoot your shot.

• 16:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:16Andrew Santino?

  You're single and free. You gotta keep shooting your shot until you find love and it's out there.

• 16:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:20Andrew Santino?

  Could it be on Alaska Airlines? Maybe.

• 16:22Speaker 06

  This guy needs to apologize.

• 16:24Andrew Santino?

  Asking the Italian girl of my dreams for an opportunity to apologize in Lancaster. My only sin was to love you too much. I miss how it used to be. You never, you're never alone. I'll always be there if you need me. I still love you.

• 16:36Bobby Lee?

  Oh my God, these are so heartbreaking.

• 16:38Andrew Santino?

  Well, it's even sadder. It's that it's on Craigslist. I don't even, do people use Craigslist heavily now? I don't think anybody uses that anymore. Facebook Marketplace took it over. That's exactly what it is.

• 16:47Bobby Lee?

  There's a lot of love lost and missed connections in this world right now.

• 16:52Andrew Santino?

  Well, how do we, how do we mend that?

• 16:55Andrew Santino?

  How do we mend it?

• 16:55Bobby Lee?

  I don't know.

• 16:56Andrew Santino?

  I'll tell you where there's a lot of love. San Francisco. Holy fuck, man. Those gays go fucking bananas. They have, they have the most fun. I got hit on a bunch.

• 17:03Bobby Lee?

  I got hit on not one time while I was there. I can't, I was out.

• 17:07Andrew Santino?

  You got no guys?

• 17:08Bobby Lee?

  I get no gay love. No.

• 17:10Andrew Santino?

  I'm, I sit up at the bar to have dinner and I'm.

• 17:11Bobby Lee?

  Oh yeah. I didn't go to any bars.

• 17:13Andrew Santino?

  No, a dinner. I had dinner at the restaurant, but I, I mean, the hotel bar.

• 17:15Bobby Lee?

  There's another thing that happened. I have a couple of things that happened, but another thing that happened was I, I get a text from some random number saying, hey.

• 17:24Bobby Lee?

  Can you speak at my meeting?

• 17:26Andrew Santino?

  That's cool.

• 17:26Bobby Lee?

  Right, so I go, I didn't, I ignored it, and then, you know what I mean? He was kind of, you know, persistent. So I said, okay, I'll do it, you know, and so I show up. And so there's this one guy in, in the program. He's the biggest rock star, right? And he's a guy that I've met for the last 20 years. He has no idea who I am. It's almost, you know how you meet somebody and you, they act as if they've never met you before?

• 17:53Andrew Santino?

  You've met a bunch?

• 17:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, I've, I've been introduced to him, but it, it just, I mean, he's an old rock legend.

• 17:59Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 18:00Bobby Lee?

  And so now I'm speaking at this meeting and he's sitting there with his wife in the second row. He's never seen me talk, really. And I have a 30 minutes, I'm the main speaker, right? And so I'm like, all right, I'm gonna, you know.

• 18:14Andrew Santino?

  You're doing some time?

• 18:15Bobby Lee?

  Well, but you know, I was like, I, I got, I gotta hit this.

• 18:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. What's your, what's your opener?

• 18:23Bobby Lee?

  My opener? It's getting so cheesy, I, I can't, I.

• 18:25Andrew Santino?

  Please.

• 18:26Bobby Lee?

  Ah, I don't wanna do it. Because here's the thing is, is that I have to, um.

• 18:30Andrew Santino?

  For the fans.

• 18:31Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I will. So what you're doing is, it's not just, you can't go up there because there's this other comic that spoke once and he did his act, literally. You know what I mean?

• 18:40Andrew Santino?

  He did his tight ten.

• 18:41Bobby Lee?

  He did his stand-up and he lost the room, half the people walked out. And people, you know, a lot of people know I'm a comedian, so it's like you can't go in like, and try to be funny.

• 18:50Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 18:51Bobby Lee?

  So you start with real.

• 18:52Andrew Santino?

  So?

• 18:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so I start, I just, first thing is I say, you know, I have to say that AA is the greatest thing that's ever happened to me.

• 19:00Andrew Santino?

  True.

• 19:01Bobby Lee?

  You know, and, um, when I was 17 years old, I, um, luckily got, you know, a spiritual awakening or psychic change, you know, and, um, and I move on from there, you know what I mean, about helping others and this and that, right? And, but then I go into, I know my. My, my, you know, pitch is, I can get funny.

• 19:24Andrew Santino?

  You can.

• 19:25Bobby Lee?

  Talk about my parents and stuff.

• 19:26Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 19:26Bobby Lee?

  Right, so I do start doing acts, you know what I mean? You know what I mean?

• 19:33Bobby Lee?

  And I'm doing it and I'm doing pretty good.

• 19:36Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 19:36Bobby Lee?

  It's like 350 people, there are 300 people. It's a big, it's a big AA meeting. I look over and the guy's.

• 19:43Andrew Santino?

  Oh, he's dead?

• 19:45Bobby Lee?

  He looked like he was dead. Yeah, yeah. And I'm like, ah.

• 19:49Andrew Santino?

  He didn't hear a word you said.

• 19:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but anyway, um, yeah, he, but you know, I, um, my fantasy would be, you know what I mean? You know, come over to my house, you know what I mean?

• 20:02Andrew Santino?

  Come over.

• 20:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 20:03Andrew Santino?

  To the house.

• 20:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and then he, you know, and then it's like, you know, here's an original signs, you know, whatever, I don't know.

• 20:10Andrew Santino?

  I get it, I get it.

• 20:11Bobby Lee?

  Thank you, thank you, you know?

• 20:12Andrew Santino?

  You'll get, I think you keep.

• 20:13Bobby Lee?

  You know, I want to have that moment of like you, like you and Taylor Swift.

• 20:21Bobby Lee?

  You know, like he says something funny and I'm like.

• 20:24Bobby Lee?

  Very funny. I want that photo.

• 20:29Bobby Lee?

  Everybody wants that photo, right, of just you and Obama or somebody, you know?

• 20:34Speaker 05

  Well, you had a redemption with another rock legend the other night at the Comedy Store.

• 20:37Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's when I had another redemption.

• 20:38Andrew Santino?

  Who?

• 20:40Bobby Lee?

  I think I could say it.

• 20:41Andrew Santino?

  Kiedis?

• 20:41Bobby Lee?

  Kiedis.

• 20:43Andrew Santino?

  You redeemed yourself with Anthony?

• 20:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 20:45Andrew Santino?

  Like now he's, you're back in his good graces? Did you speak to him for a while?

• 20:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 20:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 20:50Andrew Santino?

  And?

• 20:51Bobby Lee?

  It was magical.

• 20:52Andrew Santino?

  He give you a signed copy of something?

• 20:54Bobby Lee?

  No. But I, I almost went like this.

• 21:03Bobby Lee?

  Almost, but.

• 21:04Andrew Santino?

  You think that's, you think that's good?

• 21:10Bobby Lee?

  Domino's, ay, man, you know what, dude?

• 21:13Andrew Santino?

  What, baby?

• 21:14Bobby Lee?

  I love two things in life.

• 21:15Andrew Santino?

  Let me guess.

• 21:16Bobby Lee?

  Specialty things? And pizzas, right?

• 21:19Andrew Santino?

  I knew it.

• 21:19Bobby Lee?

  What did Domino's do?

• 21:20Andrew Santino?

  Do they do specialty pizzas?

• 21:21Bobby Lee?

  They did both.

• 21:22Andrew Santino?

  Are you serious?

• 21:22Bobby Lee?

  A combo, dude, and just check it out, dude.

• 21:24Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 21:25Bobby Lee?

  Look at this red box here.

• 21:27Andrew Santino?

  Delicious? You eat the box?

• 21:29Bobby Lee?

  You know what it is?

• 21:29Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 21:30Bobby Lee?

  Extravaganza!

• 21:32Andrew Santino?

  It's an extravaganza!

• 21:33Bobby Lee?

  It's an extravaganza. I already took a bite here. I already had a piece, but I'm gonna have another bite of this extravaganza.

• 21:38Andrew Santino?

  This extravaganza!

• 21:39Bobby Lee?

  A super loaded deluxe pizza with pepperoni, ham, Italian sausage, beef, fresh onions, fresh green peppers, fresh mushrooms, black olives, all sandwiched between two layers of provolone and cheese made with 100% real mozzarella.

• 21:50Andrew Santino?

  I'm drooling right now. I'm drooling. I got a couple of really good pizzas on my table right now, and this one especially. This is a

• 21:56Bobby Lee?

  Is that what I think it is?

• 21:58Andrew Santino?

  That is the spicy chicken and bacon ranch. Ladies and gents, this thing is phenomenal. I love jalapenos, especially because I like a little spice and a kick, and they drizzle with a little buffalo sauce. Of course, it's made with 100% real mozzarella. Um, and in here, they got that grilled chicken breast, smoked bacon, and jalapenos. Probably one of my favorite combinations of food layered on delicious crispy crust. Ooh, Domino's!

• 22:20Bobby Lee?

  You know, they have other ones. You know, Wisconsin.

• 22:23Andrew Santino?

  Oh, oh my god. They have the Wisconsin.

• 22:25Bobby Lee?

  Come over to the Wisconsin one.

• 22:26Andrew Santino?

  They got the six cheese, the Wisconsin six cheese, and also your favorite city, Memphis, Memphis barbecue chicken.

• 22:32Bobby Lee?

  Wow, and eh, wakalakaliki, dude.

• 22:34Andrew Santino?

  And wakalakaliki, makikikimuku.

• 22:36Bobby Lee?

  We got Honolulu Hawaiian, bro.

• 22:38Andrew Santino?

  Honolulu Hawaiian is up there as well.

• 22:40Bobby Lee?

  And Pacific veggie, dude.

• 22:42Andrew Santino?

  They got so many different kinds of Domino's now, between the spinach and feta, the extravaganza, the mitza. They also got, yo, Philly cheesesteak, dude.

• 22:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 22:49Andrew Santino?

  Yo, use it over there. Go get a Philly hoagie cheesesteak. They got the Philly cheesesteak pizza. Delicious. So, if you're at home and you're hungry, get yourself some Domino's.

• 22:59Bobby Lee?

  Doop.com. Did you know there's a website that shows you identical versions of expensive products for way less? It's called, my friend, doop.com.

• 23:09Andrew Santino?

  No, I have heard of this. By the way, because you, a lot of people are doing TikTok shopping. People are buying stuff off TikTok shop, and I'm telling you, you're paying way too much for all that stuff. Uh, I was able to find some fun stuff that I wanted to buy on TikTok, a little, uh, one of these little cleaners for my windows for my car, and it was, it was, I don't know, much cheaper. I think it was like 30 or 40% cheaper than it was on the internet. All you have to do, it's very, very simple. All you have to do is type in doop.com forward slash, uh, before any product URL, and it instantly shows you Similar or more affordable alternatives. All you do is just go to dupe.com and paste your URL, or even upload a product image and it's going to show you the cheapest version possible.

• 23:44Bobby Lee?

  Dupe.com exposes the markup, so you're not paying double just for the same name.

• 23:50Andrew Santino?

  That's right. That's the best part. Dupe.com is 100% free to use, by the way. No cost to you.

• 23:54Bobby Lee?

  It's not.

• 23:54Andrew Santino?

  Seriously, what do you have to lose to try it out? The holidays are very expensive and they're here and inflation is up. So why not go to dupe.com, show yourself the best price for yourself.

• 24:04Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 24:04Andrew Santino?

  Dupe.com really is the best holiday shopping hack. Just type in D U P E dot com, forward slash before any product URL in your browser and boom, it will instantly find you more affordable alternatives, perfect for gifting.

• 24:17Bobby Lee?

  They even have an app and a browser extension you can download. No account required, no signup required. It's completely free to you.

• 24:25Andrew Santino?

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• 24:37Bobby Lee?

  Can I talk to you?

• 24:37Andrew Santino?

  Please.

• 24:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Um, every Thursday, you know, we have to schedule all my therapy.

• 24:41Andrew Santino?

  You always go to therapy on Thursday.

• 24:42Bobby Lee?

  Without places like Talkspace, I'm not, I'm a goner.

• 24:45Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 24:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah. I think it's very important.

• 24:47Andrew Santino?

  It's extremely important. Therapy can be costly, by the way.

• 24:50Bobby Lee?

  It can be.

• 24:51Andrew Santino?

  And thank God for Talkspace. It's affordable and in-network with most insurance providers. And we are a big proponent of talking to someone on this show. And Talkspace therapy and psychiatry are covered by many insurance plans, like I said. And you can easily sign up online and get paired with a licensed therapist who's going to fit your needs well, typically within 48 hours, and you can always switch providers at no cost.

• 25:08Bobby Lee?

  Talkspace makes getting help convenient because you can make your appointments from the comfort and privacy of your own home.

• 25:14Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's right.

• 25:15Bobby Lee?

  You can even talk it out between sessions by sending texts, video, or audio messages to your therapist.

• 25:20Andrew Santino?

  There's more to Men's Health Awareness Month than just mustaches. Talkspace is here to help you with therapy on your terms. As a listener of this podcast, you're going to get $80 off your first month with Talkspace when you go to talkspace.com/badfriends and enter the promo code SPACE80.

• 25:35Bobby Lee?

  That's SPACE80, S P A C E eight zero.

• 25:39Andrew Santino?

  To match with a licensed therapist today, go, go over to talkspace.com/badfriends and enter the promo code SPACE80.

• 25:46Bobby Lee?

  And you have a new movie coming out? All, all I get to TikTok is all his movie.

• 25:50Andrew Santino?

  What movie?

• 25:51Bobby Lee?

  The Magic Movie. Every other ad is the Magic Movie that you're in.

• 25:55Andrew Santino?

  In the movie?

• 25:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you are in the Magic Movie.

• 25:56Andrew Santino?

  I'm in one scene.

• 25:57Bobby Lee?

  You're in the movie.

• 25:58Speaker 05

  And then you disappear?

• 26:02Bobby Lee?

  You're on fire.

• 26:04Andrew Santino?

  He's good.

• 26:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

• 26:06Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I'm in one's fucking.

• 26:08Bobby Lee?

  It doesn't matter. You're in the movie.

• 26:10Andrew Santino?

  Well.

• 26:10Bobby Lee?

  And whenever I see that, I go, my boys in this. I'm so proud of them.

• 26:13Andrew Santino?

  Shut up.

• 26:14Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm being really, I'm real. That's good. Elite stuff. You know how little movies are being made? Right? And for somebody in our ecosystem, a stand-up, you know what I mean? An actor that gets into anything is a big deal. Let's have a, come on, man.

• 26:29Andrew Santino?

  Thanks, man.

• 26:30Bobby Lee?

  Step into your glory, dude.

• 26:34Bobby Lee?

  What happens in it? What do you think?

• 26:36Andrew Santino?

  In the movie? Now you see me.

• 26:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 26:40Andrew Santino?

  And now you don't. I pop in and I pop.

• 26:43Bobby Lee?

  Are you a patron? What is it? I mean, you can send an NDA. You can talk about your role.

• 26:48Andrew Santino?

  Uh, well, I'm in the crowd and I'm yelling at, um, I'm yelling at them on stage. They're all on stage. Eisenberg.

• 26:57Bobby Lee?

  Woody.

• 26:58Andrew Santino?

  Woody and.

• 26:59Bobby Lee?

  Morgan Freeman?

• 27:00Andrew Santino?

  Fisher. No, Morgan's not there.

• 27:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 27:01Andrew Santino?

  And Isla Fisher.

• 27:02Bobby Lee?

  Isla Fisher.

• 27:03Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Woody was.

• 27:05Bobby Lee?

  Well, talk to me about, um, can I?

• 27:07Andrew Santino?

  Woody was, the coolest thing was meeting Woody. I was fascinated. I'm just, I wanted to meet him so bad.

• 27:10Bobby Lee?

  Did he know who you were?

• 27:11Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, no, no. No, but he, but, but the director introduced me. He's like, oh, he's a comedian. Well, he's like, I love comedians. And he's like, he does a podcast. And he's like, I have a podcast. I was like, yeah. And then he was like.

• 27:21Bobby Lee?

  Did you say that your podcast does better numbers?

• 27:24Andrew Santino?

  Than his?

• 27:26Bobby Lee?

  I mean, does it?

• 27:26Andrew Santino?

  I checked on YouTube.

• 27:27Bobby Lee?

  Does it?

• 27:28Andrew Santino?

  No, I didn't look it up. I actually have no idea. I don't, does he do, does he have a pod or is he just starting it? But he was just talking about the world. He's fascinated. Oh, yeah, him and, him and, um, him and Ted Danson.

• 27:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:38Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. Rad dude. Very nice guy. I'm, I'm more broken up right now because, uh, my boy got his title stripped away. My good friend.

• 27:49Bobby Lee?

  Good to be.

• 27:50Andrew Santino?

  Prince Andrew, they.

• 27:55Bobby Lee?

  Good one.

• 27:55Andrew Santino?

  They took it away, man.

• 27:56Bobby Lee?

  Good one. Let's go back to the movie now. That was a really good deflection.

• 27:59Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I can't do jokes?

• 28:00Bobby Lee?

  No, but I see what you're trying to do. You want to go this way.

• 28:02Andrew Santino?

  I have nothing to, I, no, I have nothing to say about the movie. It was fun. I mean, I'm in one quick scene. It was awesome. I mean, it was in Budapest. We talked about, we talked about going to Budapest. It was great. I'm gonna see it. I'm gonna, I hope it's good.

• 28:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:12Andrew Santino?

  I don't know. I know nothing. This is one of those things where you touch it and you leave. I don't, I have no idea. I get in there and then they're like, "Thank you, goodbye." Although Budapest film crew, probably the best film crew I've ever worked with in my, no, I'm not kidding.

• 28:23Bobby Lee?

  No, I, I know, I did it.

• 28:24Andrew Santino?

  Shocking.

• 28:25Bobby Lee?

  They're amazing.

• 28:25Andrew Santino?

  They're so fucking good.

• 28:27Bobby Lee?

  They're so great.

• 28:27Andrew Santino?

  They're on top of everything and you're like, "Oh, I don't need that."

• 28:30Bobby Lee?

  Hot, too, some of them.

• 28:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, some of, even some of the girls, too. But it was, they were really, no, it was a great time. But yes, I'm gonna go see the-

• 28:37Bobby Lee?

  Beautiful architecture.

• 28:38Andrew Santino?

  Hope people go see it. Some of it, half the city is. The other half is in ruins.

• 28:41Bobby Lee?

  It's in ruins, yeah. But, um-

• 28:43Andrew Santino?

  I'm more concerned about all these Japanese bears getting loose. I was thinking about you the other day. I wanted to call you.

• 28:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I've, I've been seeing that lately.

• 28:49Andrew Santino?

  They're overtaking Japan.

• 28:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:51Andrew Santino?

  Breck bear everywhere. That's the headline.

• 28:54Bobby Lee?

  I wonder why?

• 28:56Andrew Santino?

  Cause they're not having as many children. Now, I think they're overpopulating because they're not being controlled. There's no hunters. So they're, they're, I think they're inviting hunters to come help.

• 29:04Bobby Lee?

  Why kill them?

• 29:06Andrew Santino?

  Cause they're killing people.

• 29:07Bobby Lee?

  I know, but just, can you gather them up and then like put them in an area, a fenced in area where this is black country, black bear country?

• 29:17Bobby Lee?

  This is Baltimore. This is Baltimore.

• 29:21Speaker 05

  Frody and his lip.

• 29:22Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 29:23Bobby Lee?

  Well, I'm just saying, like, create a town, you know what I mean? A town for black bears.

• 29:27Andrew Santino?

  All the black bears go there.

• 29:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 29:29Andrew Santino?

  And you stay there.

• 29:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, don't drink out of the white bear fountain.

• 29:34Andrew Santino?

  According to the Japan Times, 12 people have been killed, more than 100 others are injured nationwide just this year alone.

• 29:40Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 29:40Andrew Santino?

  It's pretty crazy.

• 29:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Whoa, that, black, black bears are gnarly. Look at that.

• 29:44Andrew Santino?

  And they're getting more aggressive.

• 29:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 29:45Andrew Santino?

  Like, apparently they're, they're showing up and like trying to get into people's houses.

• 29:51Andrew Santino?

  Fucking rad. Japan's hunter population has been shrinking. People don't hunt. 60% of licensed hunters now are over 60. So there's no kids are doing it.

• 29:58Bobby Lee?

  Well, yeah. I would just gather them up and bring them somewhere. Like, there's, there's, there's other islands around, uh, right?

• 30:06Speaker 05

  You can put them on boats.

• 30:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, put them on boats and bring them, not Okinawa, that's a pretty populated, yeah, put them on boats, like, we can call it amistad, whatever you want to do. However you want to do it. No.

• 30:18Andrew Santino?

  Put them down to, yeah, Okinawa is, they already did that once, Okinawa, you know what I mean?

• 30:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but there's, there's probably other islands around Japan where they can, you know what I mean? Put the bears in.

• 30:28Andrew Santino?

  Cage them, so you think?

• 30:29Bobby Lee?

  I don't, killing animals is not my thing.

• 30:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but if they're killing people, you gotta protect, you gotta protect your population.

• 30:35Bobby Lee?

  Survival of the fittest. Oh yeah, we have guns, so I guess.

• 30:38Andrew Santino?

  We have guns, they don't, none of these guys have guns. I mean, they do have guns in Japan, but not like that.

• 30:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Wow, they're pretty big. And they're mauling people, huh?

• 30:45Andrew Santino?

  And they don't look Japanese at all.

• 30:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:47Andrew Santino?

  I thought they'd look a little bit more Japanese.

• 30:49Bobby Lee?

  Well, why they, why can't they just, you know, get their guy to do it?

• 30:52Andrew Santino?

  Who's that? Who's their prime minister or whatever?

• 30:54Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 30:55Andrew Santino?

  Huh?

• 30:56Bobby Lee?

  Godzilla.

• 30:59Bobby Lee?

  Release Godzilla, dude.

• 31:02Bobby Lee?

  Godzilla would fuck that thing up, no?

• 31:04Andrew Santino?

  We call on you to help us, Godzilla.

• 31:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, or Mothra, I mean, you know, Mothra can pluck, pluck, pluck, pluck, pluck, pluck, pluck.

• 31:11Andrew Santino?

  How many bears?

• 31:11Bobby Lee?

  I have a stuttering problem.

• 31:12Andrew Santino?

  AI, how many bears can, how many bears versus Godzilla? How many bears would it take for Godzilla?

• 31:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:18Andrew Santino?

  I wonder what it, I wonder what the scale would be. No number of normal-sized bears can take out Godzilla, see? You're right.

• 31:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he could wipe out probably a million of them.

• 31:28Andrew Santino?

  Well, let's get, let's, let's reenact.

• 31:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:30Andrew Santino?

  Let's get him out here.

• 31:31Bobby Lee?

  Or Mothra would be easier because he, Mothra can fly and just pluck them from the ground.

• 31:36Andrew Santino?

  Pick them out of the sky, throw them, throw them in the ocean.

• 31:38Bobby Lee?

  And throw them in the ocean.

• 31:39Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's actually very smart.

• 31:40Bobby Lee?

  Or something, you know?

• 31:40Andrew Santino?

  Well, get on it, Japan, what are you guys fucking waiting for?

• 31:43Bobby Lee?

  Don't, you know, cage those Mothra, they gotta be released.

• 31:46Andrew Santino?

  Little tiny Japanese.

• 31:47Bobby Lee?

  When's the last time we saw Mothra?

• 31:48Andrew Santino?

  He's been, he's been out, he's, I think he had an injury, he had like an MCL tear or something, he's been out, he's on injured reserve.

• 31:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. We'll bring Yamamoto and, uh, Otani and the baseball bats and go over there.

• 31:58Andrew Santino?

  Congratulations to the Dodgers.

• 32:00Bobby Lee?

  Oh yeah, the Dodgers.

• 32:00Andrew Santino?

  You're wearing your Dodgers hat today, go you.

• 32:02Bobby Lee?

  My, it's heartbreaking to see Blue Jays fans, though, I just feel so bad for them.

• 32:06Andrew Santino?

  Nope.

• 32:07Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 32:08Andrew Santino?

  U.S.A. U.S.A.

• 32:12Bobby Lee?

  U.S.A. U.S.A.

• 32:15Andrew Santino?

  Don't fuck with us, Canada.

• 32:16Bobby Lee?

  I know, but you know, they were leading for all, most of the game.

• 32:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they blew it.

• 32:20Bobby Lee?

  They're in home turf.

• 32:21Andrew Santino?

  They blew it.

• 32:22Bobby Lee?

  And they, you could just see them just like, just not being able to get it over the line.

• 32:27Andrew Santino?

  I actually loved it, dude, they, I loved it, dude, it was fucking great.

• 32:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I, I was, it was kinda wild to watch, especially because I was in San Francisco when they won and SF fucking hates the Dodgers.

• 32:37Bobby Lee?

  And the Giants do.

• 32:38Andrew Santino?

  They were so mad.

• 32:40Bobby Lee?

  So Tuesday, this guy came up to me, he goes, hey, I'm friends with Theo, I go, okay, and he goes, I'm the new manager of the Giants.

• 32:47Andrew Santino?

  The team manager?

• 32:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I just got hired. This is my first year. I'm starting work next week or something, but I wanted to.

• 32:53Andrew Santino?

  Starting work next week?

• 32:54Bobby Lee?

  I don't know what it was.

• 32:55Speaker 06

  That's not how they talk.

• 32:55Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's.

• 32:56Bobby Lee?

  But is, give me the name.

• 32:58Speaker 06

  Tony.

• 32:58Bobby Lee?

  Tony Vitello came to my show Tuesday.

• 33:00Andrew Santino?

  Seriously?

• 33:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, with this girl.

• 33:02Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 33:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, super nice. I mean, I didn't do that well, but um, yeah, Tony Vitello came, really nice guy.

• 33:09Andrew Santino?

  That's fucking rad.

• 33:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, it's no Taylor Swift, but you know.

• 33:13Speaker 06

  That's the manager of a bad sports team.

• 33:15Andrew Santino?

  Not bad.

• 33:16Bobby Lee?

  Are they bad?

• 33:17Speaker 06

  No, they're okay.

• 33:18Andrew Santino?

  They're fine.

• 33:19Bobby Lee?

  Is he, it's new, I mean, I told him, I go, you have a shot, right? You can, he's a manager, you can rearrange.

• 33:26Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 33:26Bobby Lee?

  They don't have control?

• 33:27Andrew Santino?

  It's mu- baseball's money. The Dodgers have all the fucking money. Soccer's the same way. Isn't soccer the exact same way?

• 33:32Bobby Lee?

  I don't know.

• 33:33Andrew Santino?

  There's no cap on soccer, right?

• 33:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:35Andrew Santino?

  Do you guys have a salary cap? No, so it's the same thing. So why are the best teams the best consistently? They have the most money.

• 33:40Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 33:42Andrew Santino?

  If there's no salary cap, is that, that's why people hate the Dodgers. The Dodgers spent the most fucking money.

• 33:46Bobby Lee?

  But 12 years ago, Leicester City won the Premier League, right?

• 33:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 33:50Bobby Lee?

  And they were the worst team. They have no money, right?

• 33:54Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 33:54Bobby Lee?

  They had no, um, they came from the championship, straight to the Premier League. No star, they had Jamie Vardy, which is the one guy.

• 34:03Andrew Santino?

  I've seen, I've seen that name. I know that.

• 34:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and they won the Premier League.

• 34:06Speaker 06

  That doesn't happen in America because of the refs. It's.

• 34:09Bobby Lee?

  And we have, we had, you have teams like Manchester City and Chelsea, Roman Abramovich owns Chelsea. He's like an oil baron from Russia. I mean, they have all the money in the world. And Leicester still won. My point being is, is that you can still be a thrifty manager and look at stats and go, you know what I mean? This kid, I know, he's in a, he isn't a household name, or, you know what I mean? But I think he's perfect. You know what I mean?

• 34:33Andrew Santino?

  I, no, I know what you're saying. I think that may happen in soccer, in baseball, unfortunately, now that, that, that, that, that they, there was a guy, Billy Bean, for the Oakland A's, and he kind of revolutionized them. You never see Moneyball?

• 34:43Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 34:44Andrew Santino?

  With Jonah Hill and Brad Pitt. You didn't see that movie? It was fucking phenomenal.

• 34:46Bobby Lee?

  It's great.

• 34:46Andrew Santino?

  But it was about the story of this, of what you're saying. He kind of like an iconic manager who literally kind of revolutionized the way you could pick players and get them young and do, but it's, it's a big money game now. It's all bullshit. It's all money game. That's why people fucking, that's why those guys really hate the Dodgers.

• 35:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:03Andrew Santino?

  They got the most fucking money. And I get it. It was like for years as a kid, the Yankees for me. It was always the Yankees. I was always like, the Yankees are unstoppable.

• 35:11Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God.

• 35:12Andrew Santino?

  Three hundred fifty million dollars.

• 35:14Bobby Lee?

  But this summer, what Arsenal did was, if I can talk soccer for a second.

• 35:18Andrew Santino?

  I'd love it. And wait, let me ask you a real question. So Leicester City, is that what you said?

• 35:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:23Andrew Santino?

  So some of the players, are they from the area as well? So they have pride?

• 35:26Bobby Lee?

  Local guys.

• 35:27Andrew Santino?

  So this is a thing that we don't do anymore either, right?

• 35:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:30Andrew Santino?

  So most of these kids are fucking from elsewhere and you just play with the team that you play with. The cool thing about soccer that I love is that you see these local guys play for their squad. Their city, there's like pride.

• 35:40Bobby Lee?

  We also have a youth program and Bukayo Saka, Ethan Wanyeri. Some of these players are, Louis Skelly, they're all, Louis Skelly's eighteen and he's in the main team.

• 35:56Andrew Santino?

  He plays with the?

• 35:57Bobby Lee?

  Main team in Arsenal. Wanyeri is eighteen, nineteen, plays, and they're all from Hellend. They're all from the academy and our big star Bukayo Saka is from the academy as well. So it's like they've been there as kids.

• 36:10Andrew Santino?

  Right, that's right. Yeah, there's pride. There's semblance of pride. We don't have that. That's, I'm jealous of that. You used to have a player, when I was a kid, like, you know, Jordan was Chicago to us. He stayed in Chicago, right? Like some, there used to be kind of a vibe, like you stayed there as long as you could. Now, these guys don't give a fuck. They're gonna go wherever they're gonna go, whoever's got the best check. And that's how it goes. That's sad. Well, that's just, but the business did that. These guys don't really have, it's almost like you're put in a position, when the Dodgers called Shohei and they gave him seven hundred million dollars? Yeah. I mean, how else is he gonna pay for those gambling?

• 36:45Bobby Lee?

  Let me ask you a question. So this summer, Arsenal FC, so Liverpool, right? Spent so much money. They got this guy Esack and all these guys and they spent a hundred fifty million dollars per player. Esack cost, Esack cost a hundred, over a hundred million pounds.

• 37:02Andrew Santino?

  Jesus Christ.

• 37:03Bobby Lee?

  But what Arteta did was, he bought people from leagues that people were like, teams that were like, people were like, this summer like, Thirty million for that guy. Who is this guy? Like, we bought a defender named Muscarra. No one had really heard of him.

• 37:17Andrew Santino?

  But he knew.

• 37:17Bobby Lee?

  And, but he knows that he would fit right into the team. And so now Arsenal has a backup for every position that's just as good. Whereas Liverpool spent two or three, millions of dollars on two, three, four players. They don't have the backup, you know what I mean? And it's, it's about stats and about like, you mean, what's gonna work in our system? You know?

• 37:39Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 37:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 37:40Andrew Santino?

  No, I think it's fa- I think it's fascinating.

• 37:42Bobby Lee?

  But, but I don't know much about baseball, so you're saying that baseball, there's no... So the Dodgers doesn't have like a youth program?

• 37:47Andrew Santino?

  Well, they have a farm, they have a farm system, right? We have a farm, you have a farm league, like you have triple A, you have a, you do have a system. But these guys are quick to get rid of them and trade them, especially if they can't afford them. You know, that was-

• 37:58Bobby Lee?

  But I mean, you don't, you don't have scouts?

• 38:00Andrew Santino?

  They do. They do, they do.

• 38:01Bobby Lee?

  For kids?

• 38:02Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah, they scout-

• 38:03Bobby Lee?

  Like twelve-year-olds?

• 38:04Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah, they scout, they scout middle school and high school.

• 38:06Bobby Lee?

  Then you bring them to the Dodgers Youth Academy. Do they have that?

• 38:09Andrew Santino?

  Well, that, yeah, they do have training facilities.

• 38:10Bobby Lee?

  And then you guys live here?

• 38:12Andrew Santino?

  But most of the time-

• 38:13Bobby Lee?

  We go to school here.

• 38:14Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 38:14Speaker 06

  That's more a non-American thing. Like, the NBA just started that in India not long ago.

• 38:18Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 38:18Bobby Lee?

  In India?

• 38:19Speaker 06

  Yeah, because they're looking for the next seven footer.

• 38:21Andrew Santino?

  I want to play basketball, man! I want to hoop! Why won't you let me play?

• 38:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 38:28Andrew Santino?

  Listen, Ranjit, you're five foot seven. I can be a standard?

• 38:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 38:32Andrew Santino?

  Why can't I be a starting center? It is fucking funny that we all, we do, the NBA, the NBA has so much money overseas because like, guys like Steph Curry, he's probably bigger in China than he is. I mean, he's hu- he's the global superstar. But like overseas, there's so much money in the NBA overseas because Asian kids fucking love the NBA.

• 38:51Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 38:52Andrew Santino?

  We can't sell the NFL to almost anybody, but the NBA you can sell to fucking everybody.

• 38:56Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 38:57Andrew Santino?

  Everybody love, I mean, it's, those guys go to China, they do like a, like Steph and those guys, they'll go do like a, a summer camp in China and make like thirty million dollars for like a weekend at camp. Just because he's, you know, they're, they're, they're massive overseas. I mean, big here, but still.

• 39:13Bobby Lee?

  Can I ask you another question about sports?

• 39:14Andrew Santino?

  LeBron James. Did I ever tell you that story? When I was on a boat in-

• 39:18Bobby Lee?

  You met him?

• 39:19Andrew Santino?

  No, no, I was on a boat in Europe and the guy's like, "You know LeBron James?" I was like, "Yeah." He goes, "He will stay there when he come here, that place. He will stay." I was like, "Is he there now?" He goes, "Nah, but we will watch."

• 39:31Andrew Santino?

  I guess he stays at the same like mansion, they're like LeBron James, this is LeBron James.

• 39:35Bobby Lee?

  Wow, wow, wow.

• 39:36Andrew Santino?

  What did you ask me about basketball?

• 39:37Bobby Lee?

  No, I want to talk about, um, cause now, you know, I'm really kind of getting into baseball a little bit this year.

• 39:42Andrew Santino?

  Love.

• 39:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I had no idea why it would be exciting, but now, you know, watching the World Series and the playoffs and stuff, I, I, I'm, I get it.

• 39:50Andrew Santino?

  It's a nerd game.

• 39:51Bobby Lee?

  But I don't get football.

• 39:54Andrew Santino?

  I don't expect it.

• 39:55Bobby Lee?

  American football and I, I want you to convince me that it's good. Why is it good?

• 40:00Andrew Santino?

  Well, you know, baseball is my number one, so I can't, that's, I, I agree with you, but baseball is like soccer and the fact that like, these are all, this is all chess moves.

• 40:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:08Andrew Santino?

  Soccer's coordinated chess moves. Baseball is calculated statistical moves.

• 40:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:11Andrew Santino?

  Trying to advance players in different positions to the likelihood of scoring and positioning. Football is that too. It's fucking awesome, but you like it because you like, you like these little technical moves and I think that's what you like. Football is more like pure raw athletic strength and talent and ability going at each other at full speed as hard as you can. There are strategies, of course, there's strategy to it. It's hard. I don't know. Selling you on football is tough. You don't like, you don't like violent sports at all.

• 40:39Bobby Lee?

  I do. UFC, I was a big fan of. But you know what show that I've been watching on Netflix, everyone, I command everyone in this room to watch it. There's a show called Physical 100.

• 40:50Andrew Santino?

  Bring it up.

• 40:51Bobby Lee?

  But it's Asia, right?

• 40:53Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I'm out.

• 40:54Bobby Lee?

  So it's basically, um, so it was a Korean, yeah, so that's the Philippine team.

• 41:01Andrew Santino?

  That's Manny Pacquiao?

• 41:02Bobby Lee?

  Yes. So like, it's Australia, Indonesia, Korea, Japan, Turkey, right?

• 41:10Andrew Santino?

  Look at the tits on that guy.

• 41:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Turkey, um, Thailand, and they're all competing, right?

• 41:17Andrew Santino?

  Are the Thailand a bunch of ladyboys in there?

• 41:18Bobby Lee?

  No, but, no, but I think Indonesia or Thailand does have a ladyboy on it.

• 41:22Andrew Santino?

  It should.

• 41:22Speaker 06

  Cool.

• 41:23Bobby Lee?

  But it's, but the Philippines, I'm making me laugh.

• 41:27Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 41:28Bobby Lee?

  Cause Manny's so small.

• 41:29Andrew Santino?

  He's so tiny.

• 41:30Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 41:30Andrew Santino?

  What is the, what is the competition? What do they do?

• 41:33Bobby Lee?

  Well, there's only four episodes right now, but it's basically, the first one was, they have these four, um, platforms, circular platforms, right? And there's, I think, eight countries, right?

• 41:46Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 41:46Bobby Lee?

  And each, so they, they basically, there's a gigantic circle and in the middle of this dirt mound is gigantic circle. See if you can see these.

• 41:54Andrew Santino?

  He's, he's bringing it up right now.

• 41:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:55Speaker 06

  Trailer.

• 41:56Andrew Santino?

  This is the trailer for it.

• 41:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. But it's not, it's not show, because they're gonna show the whole thing, show the, oh yeah, so you can see the circular thing right there.

• 42:03Andrew Santino?

  Right, right, right.

• 42:04Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so you have eight countries and you have to dominate a circle.

• 42:08Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 42:09Bobby Lee?

  So the most people on the circle, right? Right? If you have like.

• 42:13Andrew Santino?

  It's King of the Hill.

• 42:14Bobby Lee?

  King of the Hill, but it's like, how many others? One, two, three. I think there's five.

• 42:19Andrew Santino?

  This is rad.

• 42:20Bobby Lee?

  Right? But it's like, when you're watching the first round, you can see Manny Paco just flying through the screen.

• 42:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. It's pretty brutal.

• 42:28Andrew Santino?

  Can they punch?

• 42:29Bobby Lee?

  You can't punch, but it gets pretty scrappy, dude.

• 42:32Andrew Santino?

  Well, you can choke, you can hold down.

• 42:33Bobby Lee?

  It's a fun show to watch, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 42:35Andrew Santino?

  I'm in, I'm already in.

• 42:36Bobby Lee?

  But like.

• 42:36Andrew Santino?

  Fantastic.

• 42:37Bobby Lee?

  But there are some countries, I mean, that would just not, like, US, we would just.

• 42:41Andrew Santino?

  Well, yeah, that's why they don't want us a part of this shit. We'd get the most lunatic.

• 42:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:45Andrew Santino?

  Out of our mind.

• 42:46Bobby Lee?

  Guys.

• 42:46Andrew Santino?

  Ex-military, like, just ready to fucking kill at will.

• 42:49Bobby Lee?

  But every team has famous people on it, like, you know, um, so the Australian team has Robert Whitaker, he's one of the best UFC fighters. You know Whitaker, and then, um, that's fucking Mongolia, they're badass.

• 43:00Andrew Santino?

  Let them get.

• 43:01Bobby Lee?

  And look at Genghis Khan, we call him Genghis Khan in the middle, look at, they have Genghis in there, dude. Look at him. But it's a really fun show, dude.

• 43:06Andrew Santino?

  Physical 100.

• 43:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Physical 100, Asia. Ridge, what you got, are you from the future or what?

• 43:13Andrew Santino?

  I am a little bit of a futurist.

• 43:14Bobby Lee?

  Do you have a time machine, where'd you get that?

• 43:15Andrew Santino?

  Um, buddy, that's a Ridge Wallet. Ridge makes one of the most durable, cool, and also, I love the colors, I'm big into the colorways, this is hunter green, I just named that, I don't know if it really is, but it looks like hunter green.

• 43:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 43:26Andrew Santino?

  But Ridge is incredible, man. They're lighter, they're stronger, they're more durable, they hold cash and cards, they fit in your pocket, and, and, probably one of the best things about Ridge Wallet, it has got RFID protection in there, so you're not gonna get robbed by some scammer who's got a machine stealing card numbers.

• 43:42Bobby Lee?

  Well, Ridge has been perfecting the wallet for 12 years, my friend. Everything is better on the Ridge 2.0.

• 43:48Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 43:48Bobby Lee?

  It's 10% lighter, every gram matters in a Ridge Wallet 2.0, they found the perfect balance.

• 43:54Andrew Santino?

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• 44:10Bobby Lee?

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• 44:20Andrew Santino?

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• 44:31Bobby Lee?

  Shopify, whoa, we would not have a business without Shopify. We love Shopify.

• 44:36Andrew Santino?

  We do, they do, they make everything so simple because they have that point of sale system. It's a unified command center for your retail business. It brings together in-store and online operations across to up to 1,000 locations. And we're lucky because we do it mostly from the internet. We ship you guys shirts and hats and hoodies and all that stuff. And thanks to Shopify, their POS system makes it so simple and easy that even Dumbo's that produce this show like Carlos and McConaughey Fancy can do it.

• 44:59Bobby Lee?

  In fact, it's proven based on a report from EY Business on Shopify's POSC real results, like 22% better total cost of ownership and benefits equivalent to an 8.9% uplift in sales on average relative to the market set survey.

• 45:15Andrew Santino?

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• 45:34Bobby Lee?

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• 45:44Andrew Santino?

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• 46:20Andrew Santino?

  I don't know, dude, to get you into football, honestly, though, we'd have to embed you with the team and your team left your city and came here, which is, you're here now.

• 46:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the Chargers, yeah.

• 46:27Andrew Santino?

  Well, maybe you could be a Chargers fan.

• 46:33Andrew Santino?

  Ooh, something came out?

• 46:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 46:34Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that's a, that's a tonsil stone.

• 46:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 46:37Andrew Santino?

  No, don't put it in the art.

• 46:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I like to, I like to.

• 46:39Speaker 06

  There's a lot of things.

• 46:40Bobby Lee?

  Ferment it. I had a zimping burp.

• 46:43Andrew Santino?

  That was a tonsil stone?

• 46:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 46:44Andrew Santino?

  Do you get those all the time?

• 46:46Bobby Lee?

  It's not a tonsil stone, dude. It's soft. Look.

• 46:48Andrew Santino?

  Okay. All right.

• 46:52Speaker 06

  It looks like it.

• 46:53Andrew Santino?

  It does. It looks exactly like a tonsil stone.

• 46:54Speaker 06

  Small hard deposit. Okay.

• 46:57Andrew Santino?

  That's what I thought it was.

• 46:58Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 46:58Andrew Santino?

  Tonsil stones. It's just debris that got stuck in the, in those little like, uh, those little hangy things in the back.

• 47:02Bobby Lee?

  Kind of tonsil stone. Okay.

• 47:03Andrew Santino?

  Did it smell, smell your finger? Does it smell?

• 47:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it smells like what I ate. It was crab.

• 47:08Andrew Santino?

  It was crab?

• 47:09Bobby Lee?

  It's a crab.

• 47:09Andrew Santino?

  Oh, it's a piece of a crab?

• 47:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 47:11Andrew Santino?

  Welcome back, fancy.

• 47:12Bobby Lee?

  No big deal.

• 47:13Andrew Santino?

  No big deal.

• 47:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I, I, I went there. I went to the fucking crab place last night and it fucked me up, bro.

• 47:21Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean?

• 47:21Bobby Lee?

  The bowling crab.

• 47:22Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 47:22Bobby Lee?

  It's too much sodium.

• 47:23Andrew Santino?

  I can't do it.

• 47:24Bobby Lee?

  It's too much.

• 47:26Andrew Santino?

  I just don't like mass amounts of seafood.

• 47:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and then you gotta get the potatoes and the carrots with it, but it's like, and then if you go medium, like who, when did fire become a flavor? An ele, an element should not be a, I, I don't ever want to eat a sandwich and go, this is, um, earthy. Right?

• 47:46Andrew Santino?

  Have you tried our new wind burger?

• 47:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, or wind burger. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 47:49Andrew Santino?

  Delicious.

• 47:50Bobby Lee?

  When did fire, who likes it? You get fire, you know what I mean?

• 47:54Andrew Santino?

  I agree. I hate the taste, like when they do, it's a smoky thing. I'm like, I don't want smoke. Smoke tastes like you burnt it.

• 47:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 47:58Andrew Santino?

  I don't want smoky anything.

• 47:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:00Andrew Santino?

  They do that a lot with drinks now too. They smoke on top of a cocktail. I don't want the smoke.

• 48:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, or you go to an Omakase place, right? They take, they slice tuna or whatever, toro. They put it, you're right, on, on a wooden plate, but then they put a thing over it.

• 48:13Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 48:14Bobby Lee?

  And they stick smoke in there, like cedar wood.

• 48:16Andrew Santino?

  I don't like that.

• 48:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I'm like, I don't.

• 48:18Andrew Santino?

  I totally agree. I fucking hate that flavor. I don't, I don't know why they do that. Somebody, it's, it's a culinary thing. It's gotta be like a cool, fancy culinary thing, and then that's, that makes, that, in the community, that makes it good.

• 48:30Bobby Lee?

  Or don't put fucking, you know what I mean, um, caviar on top of salmon. You're, now you're the mom and the fucking kids?

• 48:39Andrew Santino?

  Well, we.

• 48:39Bobby Lee?

  I don't eat the mom and the kids.

• 48:41Andrew Santino?

  You've never had chicken and eggs?

• 48:43Bobby Lee?

  I refuse. It's not, it's a combination I can't do.

• 48:45Andrew Santino?

  No, I'll do it.

• 48:46Bobby Lee?

  Chicken and eggs?

• 48:48Andrew Santino?

  I'll have, I'll.

• 48:48Bobby Lee?

  It's mom and baby.

• 48:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, the family's all together.

• 48:53Bobby Lee?

  We'll get grandpa in there then, then.

• 48:54Andrew Santino?

  Might as well.

• 48:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:55Andrew Santino?

  Like, I'll take, I'll take a ground patty of, of like meat with, uh, you know, a, uh, a full grown cow. And then it's mixed with like, uh, a baby calf, you know? Why not? What's it called again? What's wrong? Veal. Veal is delicious.

• 49:08Bobby Lee?

  I can't do baby anything.

• 49:09Andrew Santino?

  So you don't, you want them full grown before you eat them?

• 49:12Bobby Lee?

  Well, I'll be honest with you, um,

• 49:16Bobby Lee?

  there's been a lot of guilt now as of late of eating meat.

• 49:19Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 49:20Bobby Lee?

  Like TikTok algorithms.

• 49:23Andrew Santino?

  Oh, lib talk. He's on lib.

• 49:26Andrew Santino?

  We lost him to lib talk.

• 49:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And, um, you know, people just raising cows and the cows cuddling with their owners.

• 49:33Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 49:34Bobby Lee?

  You've never seen that?

• 49:34Andrew Santino?

  No, I mean, I've seen, I've been, yeah.

• 49:36Bobby Lee?

  They kiss on the lips. I love it.

• 49:37Andrew Santino?

  Well, then you need to move to India.

• 49:40Bobby Lee?

  Like this.

• 49:41Andrew Santino?

  They worship the cow.

• 49:42Bobby Lee?

  Like this. This is like.

• 49:44Andrew Santino?

  Oof, look at that, look at that. See, how many smash burgers could you make out of that?

• 49:46Bobby Lee?

  A lot, a lot. Yeah, we can make a lot out of that, but.

• 49:49Andrew Santino?

  I've, I've done.

• 49:50Bobby Lee?

  Look at that.

• 49:51Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 49:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Those are free range happy cows.

• 49:55Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 49:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you don't feel guilt?

• 49:57Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 49:57Bobby Lee?

  They're sentient being. Like the other day, I went to your house, saw your dog.

• 50:01Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 50:01Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 50:02Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 50:02Bobby Lee?

  They have the same human connection.

• 50:04Andrew Santino?

  There's not enough meat on her, though.

• 50:05Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 50:06Andrew Santino?

  She's tiny. That's why I have a tiny dog.

• 50:07Bobby Lee?

  Brad Williams would fit.

• 50:12Andrew Santino?

  I know what you're saying. I get it, dude. I have this, I, I've had this moral dilemma before in my mind, but also it's, I, I really love red meat. I like it so much.

• 50:19Bobby Lee?

  I do too, but it's like, you know what? I can't wait until let's like grow it.

• 50:25Andrew Santino?

  Well, they're working, they're doing that now. What do you mean? We, we have that.

• 50:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but get to a point where it's like.

• 50:29Andrew Santino?

  Tasting good.

• 50:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:32Andrew Santino?

  Get to it doesn't taste like shit.

• 50:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like accessible, you know?

• 50:34Andrew Santino?

  But it's all, we're all in beta with all this stuff. Like this fucking home robot they're pushing out. You know this?

• 50:38Bobby Lee?

  Oh yeah, that thing, yeah.

• 50:39Andrew Santino?

  That thing looks like shit.

• 50:39Bobby Lee?

  And then you have to have, do you know what they need to do?

• 50:42Andrew Santino?

  A guy to control it.

• 50:43Bobby Lee?

  Yes!

• 50:43Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's insane.

• 50:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, why don't the guy, why doesn't the guy controlling just do it?

• 50:47Andrew Santino?

  Do it, I know. This is very dumb.

• 50:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, look, a guy has to control that fucker.

• 50:51Andrew Santino?

  And they want 20K for this thing? Is that how much it is?

• 50:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:54Andrew Santino?

  The dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard.

• 50:55Bobby Lee?

  I was thinking about getting one.

• 50:56Andrew Santino?

  I know.

• 50:57Bobby Lee?

  You know, I love. I knew you.

• 50:58Speaker 05

  Have to wait for Optimus.

• 51:00Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 51:01Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna wait until that improves, though.

• 51:03Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 51:05Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 51:05Andrew Santino?

  Bobby, would you like me to clean up the cat poop today again?

• 51:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:09Andrew Santino?

  I don't want to keep asking you Neo. I think it's the dumbest. I watched the video of it. You know what it did that blew my mind? In that one promo video, it does this. It like wakes up. He's like Neo, load the dishwasher. And then it goes like this and it looks at its hands and that made me go fuck. Because that's what I do. If I'm like fucked up on drugs, I always looked at my hands.

• 51:27Bobby Lee?

  I look at my hands too.

• 51:27Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, because you're like, oh, where am I? Who? Is this mine?

• 51:30Bobby Lee?

  Imagine sleeping and then that's, wake up. Look at that.

• 51:34Andrew Santino?

  I need you to wake up. Also, put a mouth on it.

• 51:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I mean, you did the eyes. What's, how hard is it?

• 51:43Andrew Santino?

  Just put them out. Let me get a little bit of the morning head. We're, we are literally three years away from these things also being just sex dolls. It's like, the Neo programmers are like, look, sir, they're doing no chores all day.

• 51:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:53Andrew Santino?

  They've loaded not one dishwasher.

• 51:55Bobby Lee?

  We're, we're 10 years away from, um, probably 20% of the households having something like that in the house.

• 52:01Andrew Santino?

  How many people have a Google device where you can talk to it and it can play music or what? How many have like Alexa or whatever?

• 52:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:07Andrew Santino?

  You do? You do?

• 52:08Bobby Lee?

  I do, yeah.

• 52:08Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Three out of the five. 10 years ago, you were like, what are you talking? Not 15 years ago. But now in the future, everything's going to be automated. You're going to talk to, the microwave. You're going to be like, my, get the food from the fridge, talk to each other and then put it in there and heat it up.

• 52:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:22Andrew Santino?

  And by the way.

• 52:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:23Andrew Santino?

  It's gonna be rad. Fancy went home to Spain to go see family. You were gone for what? What was it? Two and a half weeks?

• 52:29Speaker 05

  Yep, exactly.

• 52:31Andrew Santino?

  Two and a half weeks. Yeah, because I miss you every day. I have it on my calendar. Fancy gone, fancy gone, fancy gone, fancy gone. And we did miss you like crazy. I texted you a few times. It sounded like I missed seeing you.

• 52:40Speaker 05

  I finally joined, um, Bobby's Club.

• 52:44Andrew Santino?

  What is that? Oh.

• 52:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. It's a tough one, man.

• 52:48Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 52:49Bobby Lee?

  It's, I still, um, at times I just think about them, you know? It's, it's so surreal that they're no longer with us.

• 52:58Speaker 05

  Yeah, the worst thing was the bureaucracy of death, you know?

• 53:01Andrew Santino?

  The bureaucracy of death?

• 53:02Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 53:03Andrew Santino?

  It's a great band.

• 53:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. It really is.

• 53:06Andrew Santino?

  It's a great band.

• 53:07Bobby Lee?

  Bureaucracy of death.

• 53:08Andrew Santino?

  So much stuff. There's so much bullshit that comes along with death.

• 53:12Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah.

• 53:13Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, and it's also a racket is what you're like, the amount of money that happens when people die. The amount of what it's just, it's fuck it. It's a racket.

• 53:19Speaker 05

  It's crazy.

• 53:20Andrew Santino?

  Birth, wedding, deaths, the three best businesses you can get into. Cause it will never go away.

• 53:25Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 53:25Andrew Santino?

  If you want the most secure job in the world, do births, weddings and deaths. You will never not have work forever. And they can, and they fuck people over. They rip them off.

• 53:34Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah. Everything was like that. Like my dad wanted to be cremated like, like yours and we have to still pick a coffin.

• 53:42Andrew Santino?

  Wait, why?

• 53:43Speaker 05

  Exactly. That's why I asked. Well, because that's how it is. They're not gonna cremate it by itself. So you have to buy and they show you, you don't know the prices. It's like, how long is it gonna be there? Like just to go through the thing?

• 53:55Andrew Santino?

  Wow. So, so basically they're like, you have to pay for the coffin for them to be in it while they, while they burn it.

• 54:01Speaker 05

  Right.

• 54:01Andrew Santino?

  God, that's fucking crazy.

• 54:03Speaker 05

  But everything was like that. Insane.

• 54:05Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 54:06Bobby Lee?

  And do you have the ashes?

• 54:07Speaker 05

  Yeah, I do.

• 54:08Bobby Lee?

  Do you want to mix ashes with me?

• 54:12Andrew Santino?

  It's not about.

• 54:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I still have mine. Let's mix it. Just see what happens.

• 54:17Andrew Santino?

  You get a Spanish Korean goat?

• 54:22Bobby Lee?

  What would happen though? What would happen?

• 54:24Andrew Santino?

  If you mix.

• 54:24Bobby Lee?

  To their souls. Yeah.

• 54:25Andrew Santino?

  They probably, they would just bump into each other.

• 54:27Bobby Lee?

  They don't even know each other. They'd be freaky.

• 54:29Andrew Santino?

  Just merge in the afterlife.

• 54:30Bobby Lee?

  Who are you?

• 54:33Andrew Santino?

  Where would you love to spread your dad's ashes if you had?

• 54:35Speaker 05

  Like some, some place in Italy, you know, a place he loves some, my dad was an art history professor or something in that world.

• 54:42Andrew Santino?

  Fucking cruel.

• 54:43Bobby Lee?

  Like anything Italian, like over an olive garden? Can we do that?

• 54:47Andrew Santino?

  We go back to John and Vinnie's if you got.

• 54:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 54:50Andrew Santino?

  We could sprinkle your dad over the gem salad.

• 54:52Speaker 05

  My budget is tight. So, yeah, maybe.

• 54:55Bobby Lee?

  Do you want to be burned?

• 54:56Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 54:57Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 54:57Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, my grandfather, uh, who was like my literal hero, I've talked about on the show. He always, he always was like, land, land is for the living. He would go past cemeteries. He'd be like, this is fucking bullshit. It's a bullshit way. It's like, you don't need to, no one is immortal. Land is for the living. Get out of here. Let the next people have the land. Why do you, why do you have to plot land and be like?

• 55:19Speaker 05

  I mean, I grew up like having to go to the cemetery and like, you know, people like, it's a little surreal, like cleaning the.

• 55:24Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah. Now, did your, some people have a stone, they have a tombstone. Do your dad, does he have one?

• 55:29Speaker 05

  No, no, no. My dad didn't want any of that.

• 55:31Andrew Santino?

  I, your dad's the fucking man.

• 55:32Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna go old school, bury.

• 55:34Andrew Santino?

  Bury, yeah.

• 55:35Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 55:35Speaker 05

  Just in case.

• 55:37Bobby Lee?

  Just in case it's like, what if McCon wants to visit me?

• 55:41Andrew Santino?

  No, no, but here's what you do. You take the ashes, you spread them in a place that means meaningful to you that you can visit often. And then you see them all the time.

• 55:48Bobby Lee?

  But your little tidbits and ashy bits are all over the fucking place. What I'm saying is that my body will be in a place.

• 55:54Andrew Santino?

  Your body will be, your body will be gone. It'll be gone before you even, before anyone, it's gone. It's, you're not there anymore.

• 55:59Speaker 06

  You'll rot through the coffin.

• 56:01Andrew Santino?

  You'll, you'll rot through the coffin, the bugs and the things will get in there, they eat you, it dissipates into almost nothing. There's not, there'll be nothing left.

• 56:09Andrew Santino?

  Kind of so depressing.

• 56:11Speaker 06

  I think it'd be cool to be buried, just no coffin and actually just decompose in the earth.

• 56:15Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's, well, they do that, dude. They do those wraps, those, they're called like eternal, uh, what are they called?

• 56:19Speaker 06

  Tree ones.

• 56:20Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna do a tree one, yeah.

• 56:21Andrew Santino?

  The famous actor did it. There was a famous actor that did that, right? That he, or he said, cause he got cancer, that he wanted to do it. But it's like an eternal, they wrap you in this biodegradable thing and you kind of go back into the earth and it's all, that's fucking rad. That to me is very cool.

• 56:34Speaker 06

  Yeah, just burying a body is illegal.

• 56:36Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Wait a minute. Seriously? Like a felony?

• 56:41Speaker 06

  I mean, you can't, if you die, you can't just bury McCon in your backyard.

• 56:44Andrew Santino?

  I'll be right back. Oh dude, speaking of that, this is fucking crazy. They just found in Vegas, did you see that? 200 plus bodies or something buried in Vegas.

• 56:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 56:54Andrew Santino?

  Huh? I know, they finally found.

• 56:57Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 56:58Andrew Santino?

  They finally found, what was it, funeral home? It was a funeral home that did it. Now they're pinning it on a funeral home. A funeral home recovers 300 plus piles of human remains outside Las Vegas.

• 57:07Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean? A funeral home took the bodies and buried it?

• 57:11Andrew Santino?

  No, they're.

• 57:12Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 57:12Andrew Santino?

  There's a federal investigation, Zoomin, who, uh, federal investigation on, into who dumped more than 300 piles of human remains. They think a funeral home did it.

• 57:20Bobby Lee?

  But why would they do that?

• 57:22Andrew Santino?

  Uh, it's probably cheaper than paying for the, because there's got to be some sort of, I bet you it's expensive to remove human remains. There's probably a fee and they were like, fuck this, we'll just throw it in the desert. I'm guessing.

• 57:32Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 57:33Andrew Santino?

  Bureau of Land Management officially confirmed piles where human remains the department was actively investigating. Cremains, so they were all cremated, cremated bodies.

• 57:40Bobby Lee?

  Well then what's?

• 57:41Andrew Santino?

  315 piles of dead bodies.

• 57:44Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 57:44Andrew Santino?

  That's so many.

• 57:45Speaker 05

  Yeah, there are rules to, you know, in, in order to spread the ashes, you know, you wanna do it in, in the ocean, you have to be, I don't know how many kilometers in, you cannot just do it.

• 57:55Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 57:56Speaker 05

  So there are laws.

• 57:57Andrew Santino?

  You could scatter, you're on your own property, obviously, of course. Public land, the rules may vary by the location. National parks, you have to get a special use permit. Who do you think is buried in a, who's spread in a, in a national park? Gotta be Roosevelt, right?

• 58:09Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 58:10Andrew Santino?

  I mean, wouldn't that make the most sense? Oceans and waterways.

• 58:13Speaker 06

  But you can spread ashes sneakily. A lot of people do that.

• 58:16Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, people do it all the time. Well, people do, you know, people do a lot, I've heard this, that people go to like, when they go to baseball games or soccer field, soccer pitches or something that means a lot to them, they carry a little bag and they, they spread it out there.

• 58:25Bobby Lee?

  Oh, cool.

• 58:25Andrew Santino?

  That, that I think you would fucking.

• 58:27Bobby Lee?

  The Emirates, yeah.

• 58:28Andrew Santino?

  What is that?

• 58:29Speaker 06

  Someone's mom from Bad Friends Live.

• 58:32Andrew Santino?

  That what? Are you being serious?

• 58:33Speaker 06

  Yeah, it's Luke's mom. This is from.

• 58:35Andrew Santino?

  Oh, this from London?

• 58:36Speaker 06

  No, no, it was from, um, I believe Pittsburgh.

• 58:40Andrew Santino?

  I can't believe we still have that.

• 58:42Speaker 06

  Yeah, we've had it for two years here.

• 58:43Speaker 05

  We don't know what to do with them. This is meaningful to.

• 58:46Andrew Santino?

  Well, let's combine Luke's mom, your dad and your dad.

• 58:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's what happened. What if Luke's mom's hot?

• 58:52Andrew Santino?

  Your daughter, your dad's will be like, fuck, yeah.

• 58:55Bobby Lee?

  Thank you, buddy.

• 58:57Andrew Santino?

  From me, the afterlife.

• 58:59Bobby Lee?

  Let's mix them, dude.

• 59:00Speaker 06

  I see bone.

• 59:01Bobby Lee?

  Do you have some, do you just have some of your dad?

• 59:04Andrew Santino?

  He's not gonna.

• 59:04Bobby Lee?

  Here in LA?

• 59:05Andrew Santino?

  He's not gonna make it.

• 59:05Bobby Lee?

  He's not gonna do it? Why? I just think we should.

• 59:08Andrew Santino?

  I mean, I guess, did Koreans and Spanish always get along?

• 59:11Bobby Lee?

  I think we, I think my dad and your dad would get along.

• 59:14Speaker 05

  Koreans are a little abusive, so I don't know.

• 59:16Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, a little. Holy shit. Well, look at that. "Modern relations between South Korea and Spaniards are very good, characterized by increasing cooperation and cultural exchange. Historically, Spanish missionaries who first encountered Koreans described them as peaceful, intelligent, though a long period of limited interaction followed. Once they saw him once, they were like, they're very nice. Like, you gonna go back? No chance."

• 59:34Andrew Santino?

  Both countries have since forged a modern strategic partnership based on shared values like democracy and have experienced similar histories of civil war and subsequent rapid economic growth. It is, that is pretty fucking interesting. I, I, I mean, it is, it is kinda wild to think about the spreading of the ashes and what, what does that do for the area that they're spread in? Like when you go back to the east coast and you're in some old creepy fucking, you're like, it's gotta be, I think, I think haunted shit's only because they buried stuff beneath it. Like when you're on native land, it's because they buried on native land. And when they're like, yeah, that area is haunted. I'm always like, well, they're under there.

• 1:00:07Andrew Santino?

  You know? I also saw the, uh, coun- talk about country relations. I saw this thing this morning on the way to the airport about Finland. In the Finland open prison program, these guys get to like come and go as they please.

• 1:00:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they have cars.

• 1:00:23Andrew Santino?

  It's fucking unreal.

• 1:00:24Bobby Lee?

  They have cars.

• 1:00:25Andrew Santino?

  This guy was working out and then he went to, he went to work.

• 1:00:27Bobby Lee?

  He went to a cold plunge?

• 1:00:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:30Andrew Santino?

  This guy?

• 1:00:31Bobby Lee?

  This guy, yeah. Look, eh, I murdered somebody.

• 1:00:35Andrew Santino?

  He is in there for murder, for murder one.

• 1:00:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:37Andrew Santino?

  And he's like joking and he goes to a garden, he's like picking flowers. It's pretty, it's wild.

• 1:00:41Speaker 05

  Yeah, I mean, the idea in Europe is that, you know, prison is a place to rehab.

• 1:00:46Andrew Santino?

  Rehabilitate, yeah.

• 1:00:47Speaker 05

  It's something that Americans do not believe in.

• 1:00:50Andrew Santino?

  No, no.

• 1:00:50Bobby Lee?

  But do you believe in it as a European?

• 1:00:52Speaker 05

  I think so, yes. I think it's a.

• 1:00:54Bobby Lee?

  I think some people.

• 1:00:55Speaker 05

  Yeah, I mean, obviously there's, there might be some exceptions.

• 1:00:58Andrew Santino?

  We probably have the world's most violent, twisted criminals. I would imagine the US is number one again.

• 1:01:04Speaker 05

  Hell, yeah.

• 1:01:04Andrew Santino?

  At that. I bet we have the most fucked up, wild shit.

• 1:01:07Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:01:07Bobby Lee?

  We go, what, what crime, let's say we're a government.

• 1:01:11Andrew Santino?

  We are kind of a little.

• 1:01:12Bobby Lee?

  We're a little government. What crime is too much to do the rehab? How about second degree murder?

• 1:01:19Andrew Santino?

  Second degree, see, look up second degree.

• 1:01:20Bobby Lee?

  No, I, I, I, let's say I'm a presenter, I'm going to present you a case.

• 1:01:23Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:23Bobby Lee?

  All right. So, um, I have a client here out. Welcome, guys. Thanks for coming.

• 1:01:29Andrew Santino?

  What's the client's name?

• 1:01:30Bobby Lee?

  Alfred Simmons.

• 1:01:32Bobby Lee?

  And um, he um, came home from a trip early, went to his house. And his wife was having sex with two of his workmates.

• 1:01:43Andrew Santino?

  Where do they work?

• 1:01:44Bobby Lee?

  Uh, Costco.

• 1:01:45Andrew Santino?

  Oh, seriously?

• 1:01:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:47Andrew Santino?

  I love Costco.

• 1:01:47Bobby Lee?

  Corporate though.

• 1:01:48Andrew Santino?

  So this man, okay, this man, this man comes home from work.

• 1:01:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:52Andrew Santino?

  He finds his wife in bed with two of his Costco coworkers.

• 1:01:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:55Andrew Santino?

  And they're going at it. What position are they in?

• 1:01:56Bobby Lee?

  Oh, every position, my friend.

• 1:01:58Andrew Santino?

  Wow, so he's just sitting and watching, he's cucking, is he cucking for a little?

• 1:02:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, well, his friend David is upside down, I don't know how they got the ropes tied around his ankles, upside down on just the ceiling, but he's upside down.

• 1:02:09Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 1:02:10Bobby Lee?

  He's licking her um.

• 1:02:12Andrew Santino?

  Her tush.

• 1:02:13Bobby Lee?

  Armpit.

• 1:02:14Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 1:02:15Bobby Lee?

  Please don't assume, sir.

• 1:02:16Andrew Santino?

  Sorry.

• 1:02:17Bobby Lee?

  And um, the other one, a little dwarf man, little person, alright? And he's got marshmallows all over his body. He boiled down marshmallows, put it all over his body, right? And he's sort of just like on her chest and just getting the marshmallow juice on her, on her breastesses.

• 1:02:35Andrew Santino?

  Got it.

• 1:02:36Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean, region, right?

• 1:02:37Andrew Santino?

  It sounds more fun than that.

• 1:02:38Bobby Lee?

  It's pretty fun. It was a fun time. But anyway, this guy, this um, Simmons took a machete.

• 1:02:45Andrew Santino?

  Simmons?

• 1:02:46Bobby Lee?

  What was it?

• 1:02:47Andrew Santino?

  Alfred.

• 1:02:47Bobby Lee?

  Alfred Simmons.

• 1:02:48Andrew Santino?

  Mr. Simmons.

• 1:02:49Bobby Lee?

  Mr. Simmons. Yeah, I'm sorry. I call him Simmons. Yeah.

• 1:02:53Andrew Santino?

  He took a machete?

• 1:02:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And he chopped up the dwarf, unfortunately.

• 1:03:00Andrew Santino?

  But what about the other man?

• 1:03:01Bobby Lee?

  They're fine.

• 1:03:01Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 1:03:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:03Andrew Santino?

  So it was an unintentional second degree killing, it was non-premeditated, it was intentional? Is that what second degree? Yes, because it.

• 1:03:09Bobby Lee?

  Since it was a dwarf, right, we couldn't charge him with first.

• 1:03:12Andrew Santino?

  First degree, right. Well, you could always get him for half degree.

• 1:03:15Bobby Lee?

  It's a half uh.

• 1:03:16Andrew Santino?

  Half degree murder, yeah.

• 1:03:17Bobby Lee?

  We consider that, and it's like a half.

• 1:03:19Andrew Santino?

  Half degree murder, right.

• 1:03:20Bobby Lee?

  Half person, yeah, so anyway, um.

• 1:03:22Andrew Santino?

  He deserves rehabilitation.

• 1:03:23Bobby Lee?

  You think so? No, okay, good, good, right.

• 1:03:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:26Bobby Lee?

  I, I heard you have a client.

• 1:03:27Andrew Santino?

  But I would say. I would say this.

• 1:03:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:30Andrew Santino?

  You would need to have him make amends with the family. With the family of the little person that was murdered. So you'd have to get him to go to find that. First of all, you gotta find that tree.

• 1:03:40Bobby Lee?

  Well, we'd have to buy him a plane ticket to get to Middle Earth and.

• 1:03:43Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 1:03:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And we don't even know how to.

• 1:03:45Andrew Santino?

  That's what I'm saying.

• 1:03:46Bobby Lee?

  We don't even know how to do that. So I heard you had a little client.

• 1:03:49Andrew Santino?

  I do have a client.

• 1:03:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so tell us.

• 1:03:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Barbaduke, Mr. Barbaduke here.

• 1:03:52Bobby Lee?

  Well, based on the name.

• 1:03:53Andrew Santino?

  Alan Barbaduke.

• 1:03:54Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:03:55Andrew Santino?

  He's a doctor and a lawyer and a physicist.

• 1:03:58Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow.

• 1:03:59Andrew Santino?

  He's very well accomplished.

• 1:04:00Bobby Lee?

  Already then probably ready for rehabilitation.

• 1:04:03Andrew Santino?

  I don't know.

• 1:04:04Bobby Lee?

  Okay, well, that was the case.

• 1:04:06Andrew Santino?

  He's pretty egregious. He was eating lunch at a Jimmy John's and.

• 1:04:11Bobby Lee?

  Good sandwich.

• 1:04:12Andrew Santino?

  Freaky fast. And I'll tell you, he was eating lunch and he found a pubic hair in his sandwich.

• 1:04:19Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 1:04:19Andrew Santino?

  And he turned around and a bunch of the young teenage pimple faced boys braces. They were laughing, shit's lit, dude. What do you think about that, bro?

• 1:04:26Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:04:26Andrew Santino?

  Our pubes are in your fucking mouth, bitch.

• 1:04:28Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so these kids put their own pubic regions inside the sandwich?

• 1:04:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:32Bobby Lee?

  Well, that is.

• 1:04:33Andrew Santino?

  Three teenage boys.

• 1:04:34Bobby Lee?

  Really uncalled for.

• 1:04:35Andrew Santino?

  Three teenage boys.

• 1:04:36Bobby Lee?

  And wow.

• 1:04:37Andrew Santino?

  But Barbaduke, he took this the wrong way because he was having a flashback from the.

• 1:04:41Bobby Lee?

  What was his first name?

• 1:04:43Andrew Santino?

  Uh.

• 1:04:44Bobby Lee?

  What's Barbaduke's first name?

• 1:04:45Andrew Santino?

  Mr. Barbaduke.

• 1:04:45Bobby Lee?

  No, what's his first name? You said.

• 1:04:46Andrew Santino?

  It doesn't matter.

• 1:04:52Andrew Santino?

  But Mr. Barbaduke had a flashback from his childhood where he was bullied when he was very young.

• 1:04:57Bobby Lee?

  I see, I see.

• 1:04:57Andrew Santino?

  And many people in the neighborhood would make him eat their pubes. That was.

• 1:05:00Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 1:05:00Andrew Santino?

  Pub the Duke is a game they played.

• 1:05:01Bobby Lee?

  Understandable, yeah.

• 1:05:02Andrew Santino?

  So Mr. Barbaduke kinda had a flashback. He grabbed.

• 1:05:05Bobby Lee?

  What did Mr. Barbaduke do?

• 1:05:07Andrew Santino?

  He grabbed one of the butter, he grabbed one of the bread knives. And he slowly cut up each of the teenage boys and he cooked them and they're still now serving some of them at Jimmy John's. It's a new flavor. You know Chipotle introduces something new every couple of months?

• 1:05:23Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 1:05:23Andrew Santino?

  Now Jimmy John's introducing teenage boy.

• 1:05:25Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:05:26Andrew Santino?

  And he killed them.

• 1:05:26Bobby Lee?

  Well, it's interesting that you would say that because it's like, first of all, um.

• 1:05:31Bobby Lee?

  You would think that once somebody is carving up one teenage boy, that the other teenage boys would run.

• 1:05:37Andrew Santino?

  He cut, he, uh, he dismembered all, he, he took the knife and cut off all their legs.

• 1:05:43Speaker 06

  With the butter knife?

• 1:05:44Bobby Lee?

  With a butter knife.

• 1:05:45Andrew Santino?

  A bread knife.

• 1:05:46Bobby Lee?

  A bread knife.

• 1:05:46Andrew Santino?

  Bread knife.

• 1:05:47Bobby Lee?

  Seems difficult to do.

• 1:05:48Andrew Santino?

  Well dude, you didn't, Mr. Barber Duke was quite strong. He trained, he trained taekwondo and, uh, sword mastery when he was in college.

• 1:05:56Bobby Lee?

  Okay, well, I've never seen that done, but anyway.

• 1:05:58Andrew Santino?

  He's very skilled.

• 1:05:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:59Andrew Santino?

  He's well skilled.

• 1:06:00Bobby Lee?

  What do you think, guys?

• 1:06:03Speaker 06

  Rehab.

• 1:06:03Bobby Lee?

  Rehab, rehab, rehab, rehab, rehab.

• 1:06:05Andrew Santino?

  You think he's good?

• 1:06:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we're good.

• 1:06:07Andrew Santino?

  Mr. Barber Duke, we're fine.

• 1:06:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:06:10Andrew Santino?

  Carlos doesn't realize he's Mr. Barber Duke.

• 1:06:12Bobby Lee?

  In prison, can you wake up when you're, whenever you want to wake up?

• 1:06:15Andrew Santino?

  No, I think there's a, there's a bedtime, there's a wake up time, there's a yard.

• 1:06:18Bobby Lee?

  But I can't go, I'm gonna sleep in, I'm gonna mix.

• 1:06:20Andrew Santino?

  You would, you would, the prison would hurt you a lot.

• 1:06:23Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I, I bet.

• 1:06:24Andrew Santino?

  Cause bedtime.

• 1:06:25Bobby Lee?

  I wouldn't be able to walk or anything.

• 1:06:26Andrew Santino?

  You could, I mean, and honestly, then you'd have to get up and do shit.

• 1:06:29Bobby Lee?

  No, but I can't go, hey yo, prison guard, what's your name? Larry. Prison guard.

• 1:06:33Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:34Bobby Lee?

  Tomorrow?

• 1:06:34Andrew Santino?

  I'm Larry.

• 1:06:35Bobby Lee?

  Hey Larry.

• 1:06:36Andrew Santino?

  Larry.

• 1:06:36Bobby Lee?

  So tomorrow, you know, breakfast and all that stuff, we sleep in.

• 1:06:39Andrew Santino?

  No. Wake up. You gotta do exercising clean.

• 1:06:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I'm, I'll do that after lunch.

• 1:06:44Andrew Santino?

  No, well, we'll just beat you then.

• 1:06:46Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 1:06:47Andrew Santino?

  We'll just beat you, we'll physically come.

• 1:06:48Bobby Lee?

  I didn't do anything, I just want to sleep in, I, I tired.

• 1:06:51Andrew Santino?

  Too bad, no cameras.

• 1:06:53Bobby Lee?

  Oh shit, you'll beat me?

• 1:06:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:54Bobby Lee?

  With what?

• 1:06:55Andrew Santino?

  Huh?

• 1:06:56Bobby Lee?

  What'd you beat me with?

• 1:06:57Andrew Santino?

  What do you want to be beat with?

• 1:07:00Andrew Santino?

  But Don.

• 1:07:00Bobby Lee?

  Do you think they would beat me if it?

• 1:07:01Andrew Santino?

  Fuck it.

• 1:07:02Bobby Lee?

  They would make me get up in the morning like a military?

• 1:07:04Andrew Santino?

  Absolutely, that's what they do.

• 1:07:05Speaker 06

  You have to work.

• 1:07:06Andrew Santino?

  You gotta go to.

• 1:07:06Bobby Lee?

  Can you sleep early? Like, yo, I'm, I'm gonna sleep early.

• 1:07:09Speaker 06

  I think so.

• 1:07:10Andrew Santino?

  Do we even go to bed early?

• 1:07:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I think yeah, I don't know.

• 1:07:12Speaker 06

  Lights out is 11.

• 1:07:14Bobby Lee?

  Can you Google it? I don't think, do they make you wake up? I don't think.

• 1:07:16Andrew Santino?

  Of course they do.

• 1:07:17Bobby Lee?

  There's no, I don't think.

• 1:07:17Andrew Santino?

  Yes, they do.

• 1:07:18Bobby Lee?

  No, this is not.

• 1:07:19Andrew Santino?

  Also, it depends on what level of prison you're in. Yes, you do have to wake up in prison around 6 a.m. Structured daily schedule includes mandatory head counts and work assignments. Yeah, man, they do, you gotta do shit.

• 1:07:30Speaker 06

  You're forced to do labor.

• 1:07:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's, it's, you're, you're doing late, yeah.

• 1:07:33Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god.

• 1:07:34Speaker 06

  They get paid.

• 1:07:35Andrew Santino?

  But they would let him do stand up and get out of it.

• 1:07:38Bobby Lee?

  You know what I do.

• 1:07:40Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 1:07:40Speaker 06

  Fuck everyone.

• 1:07:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:44Andrew Santino?

  You would get fucked.

• 1:07:45Bobby Lee?

  Whatever. Whatever it takes. I want to sleep in.

• 1:07:48Andrew Santino?

  You'd be bottom.

• 1:07:49Bobby Lee?

  How did it go? How did that Friday go?

• 1:07:51Andrew Santino?

  It was okay. I mean, I loved San Francisco. The Punch is great. And you were there before and, you know, they talked all about you. Bobby was just here.

• 1:07:57Bobby Lee?

  That was a cool week. It was me Tuesday, Wednesday, then you Thursday, Friday, Saturday, right?

• 1:08:02Andrew Santino?

  And on Friday during the day, matinee shows was Doug Benson. How funny is that?

• 1:08:06Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:08:07Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he did four PMs.

• 1:08:08Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:08:09Andrew Santino?

  He does like 420 shows in certain cities.

• 1:08:11Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's fun.

• 1:08:12Andrew Santino?

  At 420 PM. Yeah, I think he did Saturday before me, I think.

• 1:08:16Bobby Lee?

  That's a lot of fun.

• 1:08:16Andrew Santino?

  I didn't even get to fucking see him though, because obviously he's on the road in and out, but.

• 1:08:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:21Andrew Santino?

  No, dude, that Club Punch was great. San Francisco's awesome. There is also a perception of San Francisco that comics have sometimes where they're like, ah, San Francisco liberals, snooty. They were fucking.

• 1:08:32Bobby Lee?

  I feel the same way.

• 1:08:33Andrew Santino?

  I said everything. It was rad. It's fun. I just think San Francisco is misunderstood as an audience.

• 1:08:41Bobby Lee?

  Also, the homeless team, safer.

• 1:08:44Andrew Santino?

  They're not as knife-y.

• 1:08:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they're not as knife-y, and they're having conversations with themselves, which is nice.

• 1:08:49Andrew Santino?

  That's I just saw a guy doing that on the way here.

• 1:08:51Bobby Lee?

  You ain't got no clarity within this timeframe. What do you mean, Jamal? They're like talking to each other. Infinity Stones, create the magic. You know what I mean?

• 1:09:04Andrew Santino?

  I get it, man.

• 1:09:06Bobby Lee?

  And they're having conversations with each other.

• 1:09:08Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:08Bobby Lee?

  And so you're just kind of walking by. You can't add.

• 1:09:10Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 1:09:11Bobby Lee?

  You can't go, the mind frame is down below. And they're like, what you saying? You know what I mean?

• 1:09:16Andrew Santino?

  They'll go down below.

• 1:09:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but you can listen to them. They're not, you know what I mean, like.

• 1:09:21Andrew Santino?

  Not knife-y.

• 1:09:22Bobby Lee?

  Shanky. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:23Andrew Santino?

  We need it. That would be funny to put a homeless guy at an improv and sign him up for 101 or whatever over at UCB.

• 1:09:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:31Andrew Santino?

  Just a homeless schizophrenic guy. And he just kills. He gets on SNL year two.

• 1:09:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. That'd be cool. Yeah.

• 1:09:37Andrew Santino?

  Ladies and gentlemen, Crazy Bones.

• 1:09:43Bobby Lee?

  But um, but there is a lot. Did you see a lot of homeless there?

• 1:09:47Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah, they're, yeah, they're

• 1:09:48Bobby Lee?

  But they're so sad.

• 1:09:49Andrew Santino?

  Well, we live here.

• 1:09:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:50Andrew Santino?

  I've seen it fucking here. I, I, where?

• 1:09:52Bobby Lee?

  I love the homeless here.

• 1:09:53Speaker 05

  It's so crazy. I saw one person in Spain in those two and a half weeks.

• 1:09:57Andrew Santino?

  Cause you kill them. You kill them. You get rid of them. You guys are, you got, what do you do with the?

• 1:10:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what do you do with the homeless there?

• 1:10:02Speaker 05

  Airplane in LA.

• 1:10:06Bobby Lee?

  The, I saw a couple of TikToks about Japanese homeless. You know what I mean? And the typhoons get them.

• 1:10:14Bobby Lee?

  The typhoon, that's what They do.

• 1:10:16Andrew Santino?

  That's real?

• 1:10:17Bobby Lee?

  The typhoons fuck them up. Yeah, yeah.

• 1:10:18Andrew Santino?

  Well, they look so cool.

• 1:10:19Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:10:20Andrew Santino?

  That's just a cool guy.

• 1:10:21Speaker 06

  No, it's like a famous meme, cause it really is a homeless dude.

• 1:10:25Bobby Lee?

  I, no, I wanted to start a clothing line called Hobo. And that was, when I brought it to a company, that was the photo.

• 1:10:31Andrew Santino?

  I mean, you

• 1:10:32Bobby Lee?

  I wanna do a line of clothing that look like that.

• 1:10:34Andrew Santino?

  You wear that shit all the time?

• 1:10:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:10:36Speaker 06

  Balenciaga kinda does that.

• 1:10:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. They, they get it off of that Russian dude. You know that Russian dude? Okay, look up Balenciaga and then the Russian streetwear guy.

• 1:10:46Speaker 06

  That's right.

• 1:10:47Bobby Lee?

  Have you seen this before?

• 1:10:48Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 1:10:48Bobby Lee?

  You're gonna love this.

• 1:10:49Speaker 06

  This guy.

• 1:10:50Bobby Lee?

  This guy right here, right? He goes to thrift stores and he's where, and he's influencing fashion, fashion trends. He's like a homeless guy in fucking Russia.

• 1:11:03Andrew Santino?

  Are they paying him?

• 1:11:04Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:11:04Andrew Santino?

  So they wanna keep this man homeless just for his art ideas?

• 1:11:07Speaker 06

  It's a good idea.

• 1:11:08Andrew Santino?

  Smart.

• 1:11:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, don't let him, don't let him in.

• 1:11:11Bobby Lee?

  And they steal his fashion ideas by looking at his photos.

• 1:11:14Andrew Santino?

  And he knows this.

• 1:11:15Bobby Lee?

  Look at it. He, that's what he normally wears. And then look what they did.

• 1:11:21Andrew Santino?

  I mean.

• 1:11:22Bobby Lee?

  It's incredible.

• 1:11:23Andrew Santino?

  That's fucking dark.

• 1:11:24Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:11:24Speaker 05

  Who's who?

• 1:11:25Bobby Lee?

  Who's who?

• 1:11:25Andrew Santino?

  The guy on the right.

• 1:11:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go back to some of these other ones.

• 1:11:30Bobby Lee?

  I mean, dude, dope. No?

• 1:11:33Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he's got a cool style.

• 1:11:34Bobby Lee?

  He has a style.

• 1:11:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's cool.

• 1:11:41Andrew Santino?

  Obviously, he was an artist of some kind.

• 1:11:44Bobby Lee?

  I don't know.

• 1:11:46Andrew Santino?

  Harper, yeah, bizarre, just.

• 1:11:48Speaker 06

  Ukrainian magazine.

• 1:11:50Bobby Lee?

  Wow. It's incredible.

• 1:11:52Andrew Santino?

  It's crazy, they're just stealing from them.

• 1:11:55Bobby Lee?

  Oh, let me tell you something that happened.

• 1:11:56Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God, you just pissed me off, Dan.

• 1:11:59Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:00Bobby Lee?

  So, I, flying to San Francisco, you have a, do you have a driver?

• 1:12:05Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 1:12:06Bobby Lee?

  How do you get to the hotel?

• 1:12:08Andrew Santino?

  Just Uber.

• 1:12:08Bobby Lee?

  Okay, why have a driver?

• 1:12:09Andrew Santino?

  I know you do.

• 1:12:10Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:12:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he tells me.

• 1:12:11Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:12:12Bobby Lee?

  You get the driver for me?

• 1:12:13Speaker 06

  I get the driver for you, it's not in his deal.

• 1:12:16Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:16Bobby Lee?

  You pay for my driver?

• 1:12:19Andrew Santino?

  I pay for your everything.

• 1:12:20Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so anyway, um.

• 1:12:22Andrew Santino?

  No, he pays for his own fucking driver.

• 1:12:23Speaker 06

  Yeah, of course, yeah.

• 1:12:24Bobby Lee?

  So this guy, you know, I land, there's a guy, he has a sign, Lee, I go, hey, it's me. He's like, what's your first name?

• 1:12:34Bobby Lee?

  I go, Bobby. He's like, okay. I'm not lying, it gets worse. Then we actually, we're walking, smoking to the car.

• 1:12:45Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:45Bobby Lee?

  He goes, uh, what hotel are you staying at?

• 1:12:49Andrew Santino?

  He doesn't know, isn't it in the fucking thing?

• 1:12:51Bobby Lee?

  That's why I ask him. Go, don't you know what hotel I'm staying at? Because I do, do you?

• 1:12:58Bobby Lee?

  I go, I don't know, it's in some of my, I have to go to my emails and check it out.

• 1:13:02Andrew Santino?

  Just getting kidnapped by a fan?

• 1:13:03Bobby Lee?

  No, just check out, he goes, no, I can't put you in my car unless I know what hotel you're staying at.

• 1:13:07Andrew Santino?

  Seriously?

• 1:13:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And I go, well, what, you already, I already gave you my name, right? He's like, it's rules, man.

• 1:13:15Andrew Santino?

  I've never heard this in my life.

• 1:13:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And now I'm going through my emails, then I finally go, the hotel, he's like, okay.

• 1:13:26Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 1:13:27Bobby Lee?

  And I still give him a big tip.

• 1:13:28Andrew Santino?

  You, I knew you'd, I was just gonna say, I bet you gave him a hundred bucks.

• 1:13:30Bobby Lee?

  But I did, I threw at him almost.

• 1:13:34Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? I go, here you go, man. I whipped it at him.

• 1:13:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, fuck him.

• 1:13:38Bobby Lee?

  Right? I just got out, didn't say goodbye or anything. It pissed me off.

• 1:13:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's fucking weird, dude.

• 1:13:43Bobby Lee?

  Do you know why? He doesn't think that I am anything.

• 1:13:47Speaker 06

  How many Lee's have you seen, you know?

• 1:13:50Andrew Santino?

  It's San Francisco.

• 1:13:51Bobby Lee?

  I also said Bobby. You know what I mean?

• 1:13:53Andrew Santino?

  That's a rare Lee. That's a less common Lee.

• 1:13:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. It's also like, you know. I don't know, is, did I read it wrong?

• 1:14:02Andrew Santino?

  No, that's fucking weird, though, that he, I don't know why.

• 1:14:04Bobby Lee?

  Has that ever happened to you?

• 1:14:05Andrew Santino?

  I take Ubers.

• 1:14:07Bobby Lee?

  You've never gotten a car? It's the same amount of money.

• 1:14:10Andrew Santino?

  No, I have, but they've never, no, I have, it's not the same amount of money.

• 1:14:14Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 1:14:15Andrew Santino?

  It's more expensive, for sure.

• 1:14:16Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:14:16Andrew Santino?

  It's way more expensive. No, but I have taken, we've gotten.

• 1:14:18Bobby Lee?

  I'll do Ubers from now on, is that what you're saying?

• 1:14:20Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 1:14:20Speaker 06

  No, it's, you're paying for it.

• 1:14:21Andrew Santino?

  You deserve it.

• 1:14:22Bobby Lee?

  I don't deserve anything, I just think it's easier.

• 1:14:25Andrew Santino?

  I like the torture of a foreigner who's speaking on the phone. I like that. I like to go to a new city and hear their foreign, their foreign and local. You know?

• 1:14:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:37Andrew Santino?

  Redhead. That's, I would like, I want to hear that.

• 1:14:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:41Andrew Santino?

  No, but I, I, I, I've had that before, I've had it before where I'm like, oh, that's me. And because I use an alias, I don't use my name. I'm like, that's me. And then they have to like, check to make sure, because it's not, you know what I mean?

• 1:14:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:56Andrew Santino?

  Because it's not my name.

• 1:14:57Bobby Lee?

  I see.

• 1:14:58Andrew Santino?

  Because it's weird that they hold your fucking name. That's the weirdest thing.

• 1:15:01Speaker 06

  That's why I put mine when we go on the road.

• 1:15:03Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's smart. But you're so fucking famous. Bobby Lee, the name is famous.

• 1:15:08Bobby Lee?

  Oh, this guy had no idea.

• 1:15:10Andrew Santino?

  He knows who you are.

• 1:15:11Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:15:11Andrew Santino?

  He, maybe he was fucking with you.

• 1:15:13Bobby Lee?

  He wasn't, dude, I, I know.

• 1:15:14Andrew Santino?

  How old was he?

• 1:15:16Bobby Lee?

  He was like, Brazilian, so he had a thick accent.

• 1:15:18Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 1:15:19Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? But, um, I almost, I almost gave him a bad review, but I didn't do it.

• 1:15:25Andrew Santino?

  No, no, you can't do that.

• 1:15:26Bobby Lee?

  Why? Why can't you?

• 1:15:27Andrew Santino?

  You can't, it's not, let him suffer. You're, you're living a great life. Fuck him.

• 1:15:30Bobby Lee?

  You're right, you're right, you're right.

• 1:15:30Speaker 06

  Was it worse than our mean Uber driver in Detroit?

• 1:15:34Andrew Santino?

  What Uber?

• 1:15:34Bobby Lee?

  Remind me.

• 1:15:35Speaker 06

  Remember, we were three packed in the back of the car?

• 1:15:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:38Speaker 06

  He was being so rude to us, and you were asking if he could turn the AC on, and he just wasn't listening, kept turning his music.

• 1:15:42Bobby Lee?

  Was that the one where we were laughing really loud? There was one Uber I was in with you.

• 1:15:47Speaker 06

  That was with me. Well, no, that was in.

• 1:15:49Bobby Lee?

  London?

• 1:15:49Speaker 06

  London.

• 1:15:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh, but that was so funny.

• 1:15:52Speaker 06

  On the way to the show with Chappelle.

• 1:15:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, that was so funny.

• 1:15:55Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:15:56Speaker 06

  And you asked what this building was, and he was like.

• 1:15:59Bobby Lee?

  He goes.

• 1:16:02Bobby Lee?

  And we, and that's all he did, he turned back around. And there was dead silence at first. And then all of a sudden, we just go off.

• 1:16:09Andrew Santino?

  Died, I died laughing. Although we also, we also validated him. We were like, oh, cool.

• 1:16:13Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you were in the car?

• 1:16:14Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:16:15Speaker 06

  You pretended to be on the phone afterward.

• 1:16:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:17Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 1:16:17Speaker 06

  You pretended to be on the phone afterward. You're like, what? Okay.

• 1:16:21Bobby Lee?

  That was so funny.

• 1:16:21Speaker 06

  But then you guys were like, we're gonna bomb tonight.

• 1:16:24Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:16:24Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:16:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah, we could feel it. Something was in the air that night. As soon as we passed, uh, fucking Abbey Road, I was like, we're dead. We're done. Legends, and then we're fucking penis jokes.

• 1:16:34Bobby Lee?

  Thank you for being a bad friend.