Don't Bring a White Girl

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• 0:01Speaker 00

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• 0:30Speaker 01

  You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots? A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. Well, you two are something. We're bad friends.

• 0:42Andrew Santino?

  Oh, what a night. Late in May, about the 31st. I put together a show of hers and hymns from Asia. What a night.

• 0:54Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna get the lyrics. Oh, what, oh, what night lyrics.

• 0:59Andrew Santino?

  Oh, what a night.

• 1:00Bobby Lee?

  Oh, what a night. Late December, back when she two-three.

• 1:05Andrew Santino?

  By the way.

• 1:06Bobby Lee?

  I was in an internment camp. I was full of glee.

• 1:12Andrew Santino?

  What a rainy, what a night.

• 1:16Bobby Lee?

  Well, I wanna be. Oh, what a night, late December, 1945. A look in the sky and what a night.

• 1:30Andrew Santino?

  It was so unbelievably bright.

• 1:35Bobby Lee?

  Was it 45? I don't know.

• 1:36Andrew Santino?

  45?

• 1:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:37Andrew Santino?

  How about similar time too? From the Germans' perspective.

• 1:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. That would have been a terrible night, actually.

• 1:47Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 1:48Bobby Lee?

  Just, you're out, you know what I mean? You're like, you know, picking rice. I don't know how they do it. And also you look in the sky, I know, what a dreadful.

• 1:58Andrew Santino?

  It doesn't even make a noise, does it? Dude, did you see, have you seen the rehearsal with Nathan Fielder? He learned to fly a commercial plane? It's like one of the craziest things I think I've ever seen in my entire life.

• 2:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think I saw him in a news interview saying that.

• 2:09Andrew Santino?

  But he really did.

• 2:10Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 2:11Andrew Santino?

  Like, I thought I was a bit, and then I was like, is this a bit inside of a bit inside? Cause he's very layered. He digs down as deep as he can go. He literally flies.

• 2:19Bobby Lee?

  He looks like one.

• 2:20Andrew Santino?

  A 730, he does look like a pilot.

• 2:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Does he land it to sucks, obviously.

• 2:24Andrew Santino?

  Smooth dude.

• 2:25Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 2:25Andrew Santino?

  He does a great job, but he had tons of hours of training. He did all the training.

• 2:28Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 2:29Andrew Santino?

  So he flies a commercial, he has a commercial airline pilot's license. You need to watch it, man.

• 2:33Bobby Lee?

  That's incredible, I want to watch it.

• 2:34Andrew Santino?

  The guy's absolutely brilliant.

• 2:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh, he's so, he's top level.

• 2:37Andrew Santino?

  He's, I know, can you imagine the difference between guys like him and us? It's unbelievable.

• 2:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's at the top of it.

• 2:43Andrew Santino?

  Like, I met another one of our.

• 2:45Bobby Lee?

  Do you think we're bottom dwellers?

• 2:46Andrew Santino?

  We're, yeah, we're, uh, what are the, what are the fish at the bottom? Carp? What are the, uh, bullheads? Whatever feeds on dirt.

• 2:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 2:52Andrew Santino?

  That's us, dirt, dust and grime.

• 2:54Bobby Lee?

  No, we're like, uh.

• 2:55Andrew Santino?

  That's us.

• 2:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we are that.

• 2:57Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 2:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. That's you for sure.

• 2:59Andrew Santino?

  That's me.

• 2:59Bobby Lee?

  That's for you for sure.

• 3:01Andrew Santino?

  Absolutely me.

• 3:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:02Andrew Santino?

  And go with the.

• 3:02Bobby Lee?

  What am I, I'm the black one?

• 3:03Andrew Santino?

  That's you.

• 3:03Bobby Lee?

  That's me?

• 3:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 3:04Bobby Lee?

  I'm not even the black one?

• 3:05Andrew Santino?

  You're an angler fish.

• 3:06Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, where am I?

• 3:07Andrew Santino?

  There you are.

• 3:08Bobby Lee?

  That's me, dude. Yeah, yeah, for sure.

• 3:10Andrew Santino?

  That is one of the ugliest fish I've ever seen in my entire life.

• 3:12Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 3:13Andrew Santino?

  It's unbelievable. Would you eat it? Would you eat it?

• 3:16Bobby Lee?

  It depends on how hungry I am.

• 3:18Andrew Santino?

  See, this is the thing about food. Food has to look good for me, too.

• 3:21Bobby Lee?

  You know, I would, if I was a chef, I would slice that up, dude.

• 3:24Andrew Santino?

  You, I bet you can make it look nice.

• 3:26Bobby Lee?

  I would chop the nose off.

• 3:27Andrew Santino?

  I did the ice house last night with, and I went back to back with Arsenio, and I'm telling you, man, still to this day, Arsenio Hall is a joke writing machine, a cultural icon, still up on his game. He's on his A game.

• 3:40Bobby Lee?

  Not just A game, he is also kind.

• 3:43Andrew Santino?

  He's the sweetest guy, man.

• 3:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 3:45Andrew Santino?

  Anybody's genuine. It's not, his generation, like, right above you, his generation has a lot of, well, he's.

• 3:51Bobby Lee?

  He's three generations before me.

• 3:53Andrew Santino?

  No, what do you mean? He's one class above you. You're 53, he's 68.

• 3:57Bobby Lee?

  What class are you then?

• 3:58Andrew Santino?

  Two below you, pal.

• 3:59Bobby Lee?

  No, you're one below me.

• 4:01Andrew Santino?

  Two.

• 4:02Bobby Lee?

  There's no way.

• 4:03Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, there's people in between you and I.

• 4:04Bobby Lee?

  You're 40.

• 4:05Andrew Santino?

  I'm 41. You're 53.

• 4:06Bobby Lee?

  Right, so that's the same difference between me and Arsenio.

• 4:09Andrew Santino?

  You're not listening. There were less comics back then. Though classes were smaller, but the people that made it back then.

• 4:15Bobby Lee?

  Are you reminding? That was the boom of comedy.

• 4:17Andrew Santino?

  Everyone's nodding at me. There's way more comics now today than there was.

• 4:21Bobby Lee?

  I was around back then. There was triple the amount.

• 4:23Andrew Santino?

  Not, not.

• 4:24Bobby Lee?

  And then the comedy death.

• 4:25Andrew Santino?

  Successful comedians, there's way more now than there's ever been.

• 4:28Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god, this is the most insane thing I've ever heard.

• 4:31Andrew Santino?

  There's way more comics selling tickets now on the road than there was when your generation. You had like 10 guys selling tickets. There's like 30 people selling tickets now. Like, real tickets.

• 4:39Bobby Lee?

  Eddie Murphy. Selling tickets.

• 4:42Andrew Santino?

  Go on.

• 4:43Bobby Lee?

  Martin Lawrence, selling tickets.

• 4:45Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 4:46Bobby Lee?

  Jerry Seinfeld, selling tickets.

• 4:48Andrew Santino?

  Who's that?

• 4:50Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Carlin. I mean, the list goes on.

• 4:53Andrew Santino?

  I'm telling you.

• 4:53Bobby Lee?

  Cosby.

• 4:54Andrew Santino?

  There's gotta be more comics now than ever. Because the internet, there's guys that we don't even know that sell out theaters that we're not even aware of.

• 5:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:00Andrew Santino?

  Because comedy is just so broad now.

• 5:02Bobby Lee?

  I would hate to be Bill Cosby's assistant.

• 5:05Andrew Santino?

  I mean, imagine the errands.

• 5:07Bobby Lee?

  Go get it.

• 5:08Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 5:12Andrew Santino?

  It's like, here's that medicine that you did.

• 5:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying.

• 5:14Andrew Santino?

  Why so much, Bill? Did you see Ricky Gervais got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame and he goes, "I'm here next to so many legends, Michael Jackson, Bill Cosby." It was great, dude. It was great. It was a great speech.

• 5:25Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 5:26Andrew Santino?

  He's the man. He just did the Hollywood Bowl. He sold more tickets. I'm sorry. Not more tickets. He had the highest grossing sale at the Hollywood Bowl because his ticket prices are set differently, but he had the highest grossing Hollywood Bowl sell.

• 5:39Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 5:39Andrew Santino?

  Isn't that crazy?

• 5:40Bobby Lee?

  It's crazy. He's so funny, though.

• 5:42Andrew Santino?

  So famous, so funny.

• 5:43Bobby Lee?

  I love all his specials.

• 5:44Andrew Santino?

  I know. I begged him to be on this show. And I think I wrote him a DM one time and I said, "Would you come on Bad Friends? I'd love to have you on the podcast." And he just wrote, "I'm alright, mate." And I was like, "Great, that's good."

• 5:53Bobby Lee?

  Did he really respond?

• 5:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he did, yeah.

• 5:55Bobby Lee?

  You know him?

• 5:56Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 5:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 5:57Andrew Santino?

  He knows us.

• 5:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 5:58Andrew Santino?

  He knows we know him. We love him. He likes us.

• 6:02Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 6:02Andrew Santino?

  Here, I'll try to find it.

• 6:03Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my god.

• 6:05Andrew Santino?

  I try to find it.

• 6:06Bobby Lee?

  I hate, I hate rejection.

• 6:07Andrew Santino?

  Oh, right, he just wrote cheers.

• 6:09Bobby Lee?

  Oh, cheers. That's good!

• 6:11Andrew Santino?

  No, it's nice.

• 6:11Bobby Lee?

  Cheers is yes!

• 6:12Andrew Santino?

  No, I don't think so.

• 6:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, cheers. Cheers.

• 6:15Andrew Santino?

  You know what cheers is?

• 6:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:16Andrew Santino?

  Cheers is the British thumbs up to a text. When you just get like a thumbs up, it's like saying, "Yeah, sure, whatever."

• 6:20Bobby Lee?

  No, Liverpool won, cheers!

• 6:22Andrew Santino?

  Cheers. Cheers, mate.

• 6:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:23Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but Liverpool won cheers, that's a different cheers. That's a yes, but otherwise like this, say, um, uh, "Have a good day to me. Go."

• 6:30Bobby Lee?

  Let me give you something else.

• 6:32Andrew Santino?

  Uh-huh.

• 6:33Bobby Lee?

  "I stubbed my toe."

• 6:34Andrew Santino?

  Nah, cheers.

• 6:36Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay.

• 6:36Andrew Santino?

  See what I mean? It's applicable for everything.

• 6:38Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 6:38Andrew Santino?

  It's kinda like our, uh, what's up?

• 6:41Bobby Lee?

  "This Jamba Juice line is too long."

• 6:43Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah, cheers.

• 6:45Bobby Lee?

  I see.

• 6:45Andrew Santino?

  Cause you could be annoyed about it.

• 6:46Bobby Lee?

  I understand it. I understand.

• 6:47Andrew Santino?

  Are you getting geared up and excited for London and Dublin? I'm actually so excited to go over there.

• 6:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:56Bobby Lee?

  Cheers, cheers, cheers, cheers. Cheers, cheers.

• 6:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 7:00Andrew Santino?

  So, on this show.

• 7:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:01Andrew Santino?

  What we do is we banter about stuff, and what I do is, I find ways to like lead us down new conversation paths.

• 7:07Bobby Lee?

  It's so, it's so funny what you're doing right now because a lot, a lot of times you don't agree. Last episode, you didn't agree.

• 7:12Andrew Santino?

  Well, when you-

• 7:13Bobby Lee?

  You negate it.

• 7:14Andrew Santino?

  When you-

• 7:14Bobby Lee?

  So I just negated you. And don't ever talk to me like that, son.

• 7:17Andrew Santino?

  I'll talk to you how I want, bitch.

• 7:18Bobby Lee?

  You're one generation below me.

• 7:20Andrew Santino?

  Two.

• 7:21Bobby Lee?

  No, dude.

• 7:22Andrew Santino?

  Listen, old man.

• 7:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:23Andrew Santino?

  I'm two below you, pal.

• 7:24Bobby Lee?

  You look older than me. Okay, let me just say this, okay?

• 7:27Andrew Santino?

  Buddy.

• 7:27Bobby Lee?

  If no one knew who we were and we lined us up, right, and go, "How old are these guys?", we'd be the same age.

• 7:32Andrew Santino?

  That's not true.

• 7:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and that's the sad part.

• 7:33Andrew Santino?

  And when they do that to be nice to you, cause you're portly. They do that to portly guys to be nice. Anytime you see a portly guy, you're like, "You, you, you look young."

• 7:41Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I'm not portly anymore.

• 7:44Andrew Santino?

  It stays with you.

• 7:46Bobby Lee?

  Do I still look portly? What Carlos, what?

• 7:50Speaker 01

  You look great.

• 7:51Bobby Lee?

  No, I look portly. Be honest.

• 7:53Speaker 01

  You're like, you're 70% there.

• 7:55Andrew Santino?

  You're skinny fat. You're skinny fat. Because your body is skinnier, but they're still fat.

• 8:00Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 8:01Andrew Santino?

  It's the level of health.

• 8:02Bobby Lee?

  I looked in my mirror today. Oh no.

• 8:04Andrew Santino?

  You just gotta change your diet. Stop eating trash. I know you're eating trash. What'd you have for breakfast?

• 8:09Bobby Lee?

  Nothing. That's not trash.

• 8:10Andrew Santino?

  That's not good.

• 8:11Bobby Lee?

  That's not bad either. Nothing.

• 8:13Andrew Santino?

  Or what'd you have for lunch?

• 8:14Bobby Lee?

  I didn't even eat anything yet.

• 8:15Andrew Santino?

  Okay, this is bad.

• 8:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:17Andrew Santino?

  You're, and by the way, there's gotta be something else. It's not intermittent fasting. You're intermittent.

• 8:20Bobby Lee?

  I woke up at 3. What can you eat from 3 to 4?

• 8:26Bobby Lee?

  I raced over here. I had to do things and then come over here.

• 8:30Andrew Santino?

  What did you have to do?

• 8:31Bobby Lee?

  I had to look at my body in the mirror. I go, oh my god, I'm portly.

• 8:35Andrew Santino?

  You're not portly.

• 8:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:36Andrew Santino?

  You actually look better than you've ever looked. I'm shocked.

• 8:37Bobby Lee?

  What the, why would you say that even out loud? You got me all paranoid.

• 8:41Andrew Santino?

  On a comedy show.

• 8:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Oh, you know what, dude? I'm tired of you lecturing me about comedy, dude. Okay. Say that again.

• 8:48Andrew Santino?

  Why don't you, why don't you lecture me about comedy?

• 8:50Bobby Lee?

  Just say, you're excited about London. Start there.

• 8:54Andrew Santino?

  Man, I'm so excited to go to London and Dublin.

• 8:55Bobby Lee?

  Me too. Oh my god, cheers. My god. What are we gonna do? We gonna get some fucking crumpets?

• 9:01Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we'll get some crumpets.

• 9:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 9:03Andrew Santino?

  I watched a clip the other day.

• 9:04Bobby Lee?

  You know what? I would see a nutcracker. Are there nutcrackers out there?

• 9:07Andrew Santino?

  Oh, they got them.

• 9:07Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good.

• 9:08Andrew Santino?

  I watched a clip of a bunch of, uh, what I assume to be female footballers, and they were asking them what their favorite biscuits are. Now biscuits here, different story. Biscuits there are cookies, right?

• 9:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:19Andrew Santino?

  This is, this is interesting. Look this up. Look it up, um... I don't know, it's a team. It was like a TikTok. But they're right, they're like about to go on a bus. But the point, my point is, look at, they all said the same thing. They all said, "Chocolate digestives." That's the name of a cookie.

• 9:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you have had those? They're so good, right?

• 9:36Andrew Santino?

  The name "digestive" is so off-putting.

• 9:39Bobby Lee?

  Have you ever noticed though, it does digest better?

• 9:41Andrew Santino?

  It does. It goes right out, it goes in and out.

• 9:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:43Andrew Santino?

  Chocolate digestives.

• 9:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:44Andrew Santino?

  Milk chocolate.

• 9:45Bobby Lee?

  It's a weird name.

• 9:46Andrew Santino?

  Everything about this place is goofy. Look at that. 266 grams of chocolate digestives.

• 9:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, wow.

• 9:53Andrew Santino?

  Be normal. Look at the name of the company. McVictees.

• 9:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 9:56Andrew Santino?

  All right, get some McVictees there. These guys are cartoon characters.

• 10:00Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 10:00Andrew Santino?

  Like, they haven't caught up. Look at that, though. They are very good. I mean, you know my favorite.

• 10:05Bobby Lee?

  Candy anesthesia.

• 10:07Andrew Santino?

  A candy anesthesia?

• 10:09Bobby Lee?

  Would you like a candy anesthesia?

• 10:11Andrew Santino?

  Yes, please. With a glass of warm copilosu.

• 10:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:15Andrew Santino?

  There it is. McVick's digestive milk chocolate favorite coating waffles. I mean, it's insane.

• 10:19Bobby Lee?

  It's crazy, yeah.

• 10:20Andrew Santino?

  Since 1839.

• 10:21Bobby Lee?

  It's very Japanese, actually.

• 10:22Andrew Santino?

  It is quite Japanese.

• 10:23Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 10:24Andrew Santino?

  It is. That's also, that is exactly what Japan, what are they called? Japan people do? Oh, what a night.

• 10:30Bobby Lee?

  Oh, what a night. So, um, what I'm gonna say to you is, is that let's start over.

• 10:36Andrew Santino?

  Start over.

• 10:37Bobby Lee?

  Don't be negative.

• 10:38Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, be positive.

• 10:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Cause since we've been here, you've called me, um, portly.

• 10:43Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 10:44Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 10:45Andrew Santino?

  I did.

• 10:45Bobby Lee?

  Since we've been here.

• 10:46Andrew Santino?

  I take it back.

• 10:47Bobby Lee?

  You do?

• 10:48Andrew Santino?

  Take it back.

• 10:49Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 10:49Andrew Santino?

  I just took it back.

• 10:50Bobby Lee?

  You see that I negate jokes?

• 10:52Andrew Santino?

  Hmm, careful with that word.

• 10:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Why?

• 10:55Andrew Santino?

  So you saw MI?

• 10:56Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 10:57Andrew Santino?

  Do you see Mission Impossible?

• 10:58Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 10:58Andrew Santino?

  I, I, we, let's go see it together.

• 11:00Bobby Lee?

  Tonight.

• 11:01Andrew Santino?

  You wanna see it tonight?

• 11:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I have tonight free.

• 11:02Andrew Santino?

  But it's gotta be IMAX.

• 11:04Bobby Lee?

  Let's IMAX it tonight.

• 11:05Andrew Santino?

  But there's only four IMAXs in LA.

• 11:07Bobby Lee?

  Let's go tonight. It's the only night I can do it, cause I go to Hawaii Wednesday. Let's do it.

• 11:11Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 11:12Bobby Lee?

  Okay, tonight.

• 11:13Andrew Santino?

  I've heard it's.

• 11:13Bobby Lee?

  Dinner and, and.

• 11:14Andrew Santino?

  Dinner and IMAX.

• 11:15Bobby Lee?

  IMAX.

• 11:15Andrew Santino?

  I heard it's not that good.

• 11:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:17Andrew Santino?

  I've heard a lot of different, oh, you didn't like it? You saw it?

• 11:20Speaker 01

  I saw it. I think it's pretty good, but.

• 11:21Bobby Lee?

  Well, the first, the first hour is flashbacks of the previous movies and I'm a fan, I've seen every single one, so they'll be very nostalgic for me.

• 11:29Andrew Santino?

  I haven't missed one.

• 11:30Bobby Lee?

  It's some white girl that's never seen it before, like, what the fuck is going on? You know what I mean? I mean, that's not as, you know what I mean, HD as, you know, you know what I mean?

• 11:37Andrew Santino?

  Is that gonna be, is that gonna be their promo? It's like, don't bring a white girl.

• 11:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:41Andrew Santino?

  Mission Impossible. Don't bring a white girl.

• 11:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:44Andrew Santino?

  I can't, I can't wait to see it because it's his last one.

• 11:46Bobby Lee?

  I hate romantic movies. Anyway, I saw it last night. Because people on TikTok.

• 11:51Andrew Santino?

  You saw what last night?

• 11:52Bobby Lee?

  Taken.

• 11:54Andrew Santino?

  The original Taken?

• 11:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I've never seen it before.

• 11:56Andrew Santino?

  Oh my god, it's such a good movie.

• 11:57Bobby Lee?

  I hated it.

• 11:58Andrew Santino?

  What? That movie's so good!

• 12:00Bobby Lee?

  It's, after you see all the equalizers and John Wick, and you go back to see Taken?

• 12:06Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 12:07Bobby Lee?

  It's like, what is this bullshit?

• 12:08Andrew Santino?

  This is the problem.

• 12:09Bobby Lee?

  It doesn't make any sense!

• 12:10Andrew Santino?

  Well, because it's old, dude. The movie came out of such a long time ago. It's not gonna stand the test of time, because there's so many better versions.

• 12:15Bobby Lee?

  You go to Paris, and all of a sudden, there's a guy that like, puts you into fucking human trafficking? That's fucking, that's never happened.

• 12:21Andrew Santino?

  I know, but, what? That's happening right now, all the time.

• 12:23Bobby Lee?

  Elliot, I've had it twice, Elliot.

• 12:26Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you've been kidnapped twice.

• 12:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I've come back every time, though.

• 12:29Andrew Santino?

  You have.

• 12:29Bobby Lee?

  Without a fucking father, who's part of the CIA or whatever.

• 12:33Andrew Santino?

  He will be back on my son.

• 12:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I crawl through the mud.

• 12:36Andrew Santino?

  I will kill you!

• 12:37Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 12:38Andrew Santino?

  Listen closely. If you have Bobby, I will find you.

• 12:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 12:43Andrew Santino?

  I will kill you. Dude, the Asian version of Taken would be so fucking funny.

• 12:47Bobby Lee?

  It's so funny, dude.

• 12:48Andrew Santino?

  But they would turn him in right away.

• 12:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 12:50Andrew Santino?

  Can you imagine how quickly they, if he was ever capted, captured? How quickly would they give him back?

• 12:56Bobby Lee?

  If I was in the story? If I was in the story, and my dad went to the, one of the brothel, I would've been like, "I wanna stay."

• 13:04Andrew Santino?

  Leave me, leave me here!

• 13:06Bobby Lee?

  They have opium, right? Right? And I'm fucking a lot, you know what I mean?

• 13:11Andrew Santino?

  Leave me here, Papa.

• 13:12Bobby Lee?

  I would, I would stay there.

• 13:13Andrew Santino?

  So you're telling me that MI is not gonna be worth it to go see? No, it's worth it. It's worth it. It's his last movie? Yeah. In this vein? Yep. What are we gonna do without Tom Cruise? I'm not even kidding, what are we gonna do?

• 13:24Bobby Lee?

  He just did a movie with Ariana Grande. What's his name?

• 13:28Andrew Santino?

  Alejandro Gonzales Iniesta.

• 13:30Bobby Lee?

  Did he do that?

• 13:31Andrew Santino?

  Don't ever do that again.

• 13:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, don't ever do that.

• 13:33Andrew Santino?

  That pissed me right off.

• 13:34Bobby Lee?

  That pissed me off. Number one, he's doing, he already did that film, That's in the Can, right? He's thinking about doing another Maverick.

• 13:41Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I know, but this is something, MI is so special. There's something about it. It's like Bond, it's special.

• 13:47Bobby Lee?

  It is pretty special. The first one was so good.

• 13:50Andrew Santino?

  So unbelievably good.

• 13:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:51Andrew Santino?

  I've, I've seen it maybe a thousand times.

• 13:52Bobby Lee?

  Me too. It's my go-to movie to feel relaxed. What's that song? "Oh, oh, hot Betty, bang da bang, oh, oh." That's what you look like, McCon. Yeah, oh, yeah, back, "Oh, Black Betty, bang da bang, oh, Black Betty." Yeah, look at, that's you, McCon. "Oh, what's going on here?"

• 14:10Andrew Santino?

  That looks like you doing an impression of me. That face he's making.

• 14:15Bobby Lee?

  But is that the look you're going for?

• 14:18Speaker 04

  Just like long hair. I mean, I like a 70s vibe. Yeah, yeah.

• 14:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I think that's what it is.

• 14:22Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 14:22Andrew Santino?

  Talking to the mic. Why is the mic so low? I can't hear anybody today. You like a 70s vibe.

• 14:28Bobby Lee?

  What are you complaining about all the time?

• 14:31Bobby Lee?

  I mean, have you seen him today? Everything, oh, this is.

• 14:35Andrew Santino?

  You know what it is? I'm anxious.

• 14:37Bobby Lee?

  Okay, let's talk about it.

• 14:38Andrew Santino?

  Well, I'm leaving tomorrow for two weeks and I'm like, I'm all dr- every time I gotta go, packing the suitcase and my dog sits and she cries by the suitcase.

• 14:46Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 14:47Andrew Santino?

  She sits and she, she literally puts her head next to you and goes, "Mm-hmm."

• 14:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no.

• 14:51Andrew Santino?

  I hate it so much.

• 14:52Bobby Lee?

  I hate it so much.

• 14:53Andrew Santino?

  I hate suitcases. When I roll it out of the closet, immediately she goes,

• 14:58Andrew Santino?

  she takes a breath.

• 14:59Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God. She knows when you're gone.

• 15:01Andrew Santino?

  Dude, it's, it's awful. Not only does she know when I'm gone, this is something, and look, I know I'm being a dumb dog guy right now.

• 15:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:08Andrew Santino?

  She has no idea when the fuck I'm coming back, right?

• 15:10Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 15:10Andrew Santino?

  She has no clue.

• 15:11Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 15:11Andrew Santino?

  For some reason, the energy probably conveyed by my wife in the house or something.

• 15:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:17Andrew Santino?

  She will just sit by the front window that day and wait for me to come home.

• 15:21Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God.

• 15:22Andrew Santino?

  I swear to God, it's so stupid. I know I'm being annoying, but like, it's one of those things where she won't do that any other day that I'm gone, but the day that I'm coming back, it's not like, she, how would she know? She will sit by the front window.

• 15:32Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 15:33Andrew Santino?

  It's creepy. Their intuition is.

• 15:35Bobby Lee?

  You know what my dogs do when I'm leaving?

• 15:36Andrew Santino?

  What, shit all over the house?

• 15:38Bobby Lee?

  No, they just go, I go, "I'm leaving," they go, they go,

• 15:42Bobby Lee?

  yeah, and they just, they walk away. They don't, they don't give a fuck.

• 15:44Andrew Santino?

  That's because you have too many foreigners coming and going in your home.

• 15:47Bobby Lee?

  I have three foreigners in my house.

• 15:48Andrew Santino?

  Gotta get rid of those people.

• 15:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know. Maybe it's the foreigners fucking them up.

• 15:51Andrew Santino?

  They are. They're manipulating them.

• 15:52Bobby Lee?

  I have seven animals, no one gives a shit. And when I come back, they're like, "Oh, you again."

• 15:57Andrew Santino?

  You. Is this you? You? Is this your place?

• 15:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I honestly believe my cat, Bojo, doesn't even know who I am.

• 16:03Andrew Santino?

  No way. You, Bojo loves you.

• 16:05Bobby Lee?

  No, every morning I go, "Good morning, Bojo," and he's just like, "Where am I?"

• 16:09Andrew Santino?

  Maybe he has Alzheimer's.

• 16:10Bobby Lee?

  I don't, no, he's always been like that. I've raised him since a kitten.

• 16:13Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 16:13Bobby Lee?

  Every time, every morning, he pretends like, "What's going on?"

• 16:17Andrew Santino?

  Do cats get dementia and Alzheimer's? Do they?

• 16:21Bobby Lee?

  He's six years old.

• 16:22Andrew Santino?

  It starts early.

• 16:23Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 16:24Andrew Santino?

  Yes, cats can develop a form of dementia called feline cognitive dysfunction, similar to cognitive decline seen in humans, above 52 to 53 years old, especially those that are Korean.

• 16:35Bobby Lee?

  That doesn't say that.

• 16:36Andrew Santino?

  It says that right there.

• 16:37Bobby Lee?

  No, it doesn't say Korean, man.

• 16:38Andrew Santino?

  Wow, cats with dementia. Dogs don't get it, though, right? Please tell me dogs don't get it.

• 16:42Bobby Lee?

  Do dogs, they have to get it.

• 16:44Andrew Santino?

  I don't know. Yeah, dogs can get it. Canine cognitive dysfunction.

• 16:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:50Andrew Santino?

  Come, Max. Doesn't know, isn't it? By the way, look at this. This is what all your animals do. Signs of dementia. Not responding when called to. Forgetting house training.

• 16:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:59Andrew Santino?

  Your dog's pissing shit.

• 17:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:01Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, this is all your...

• 17:02Bobby Lee?

  He pee on me.

• 17:03Andrew Santino?

  Do they have any play? Do they have enthusiasm to play or no?

• 17:06Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 17:07Andrew Santino?

  By the way, getting stuck in corners is the saddest shit. Seeing a dog get stuck in a corner?

• 17:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Oh my god.

• 17:13Andrew Santino?

  Nobody puts puppy in a corner.

• 17:14Bobby Lee?

  Well, when cats are about to die, you know what they do?

• 17:16Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 17:17Bobby Lee?

  They disappear.

• 17:18Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, well dude, that's like a nobility thing. They don't want you to see them die.

• 17:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:22Andrew Santino?

  That's kind of rad.

• 17:23Bobby Lee?

  It is not.

• 17:24Andrew Santino?

  Dogs are like, "Look at me. I'm dying. Look at me."

• 17:26Bobby Lee?

  Cause my cat...

• 17:27Andrew Santino?

  By the way, I saw a cat fight on a walk the other night. Two cats in the neighborhood. There's one... My neighbor has an outdoor cat, you know? He just roams around and comes and goes as he pleases.

• 17:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:34Andrew Santino?

  And I was walking and he was on the street over and I was like, "Oh, what are you doing over here?" And he like looked at me and then he slowly turned and I saw there was another cat underneath a car tire.

• 17:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:43Andrew Santino?

  I was like, "Oh, is this his fucking enemy, dude?"

• 17:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:46Andrew Santino?

  And he was slowly creeping up to him and I was like... And I'm encouraging, I was like, "Get him." Catfights are so fun to watch, dude. They beat the shit out of each other.

• 17:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:54Andrew Santino?

  Cause the paw can go up. When the paw goes up and they start smacking each other in the fucking head. What is that, dude? Coyote killing a cat.

• 18:01Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god!

• 18:02Andrew Santino?

  Carlos!

• 18:03Bobby Lee?

  See that, Carlos?

• 18:04Andrew Santino?

  God damn it, Carlos.

• 18:06Bobby Lee?

  They're be... They're in my fucking backyard. I can hear them.

• 18:08Andrew Santino?

  You need to be careful.

• 18:09Bobby Lee?

  I know, I have a fence, but still.

• 18:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you do, I gotta be careful.

• 18:12Bobby Lee?

  I hear them all...

• 18:15Andrew Santino?

  Is that a coyote?

• 18:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they talk, dude.

• 18:17Andrew Santino?

  That's how they talk.

• 18:18Bobby Lee?

  They talk that...

• 18:21Speaker 05

  Asian coyote.

• 18:22Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 18:22Andrew Santino?

  Asian coyote.

• 18:23Bobby Lee?

  They're not Asian coyote. Fuck you! What's going on today, man?

• 18:27Andrew Santino?

  What is going on?

• 18:28Bobby Lee?

  Why is everything Asian today?

• 18:29Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, let's cut this out.

• 18:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 18:31Andrew Santino?

  I'm sick of this shit.

• 18:31Bobby Lee?

  I'm sick of this shit.

• 18:32Andrew Santino?

  Sick of this shit.

• 18:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but the thing is, is that, um... Will you cry when your dog dies?

• 18:38Andrew Santino?

  Come on.

• 18:40Andrew Santino?

  Why are we doing this?

• 18:41Bobby Lee?

  Who would you though?

• 18:42Andrew Santino?

  It'll be the saddest day in my life.

• 18:44Bobby Lee?

  That's what you get if I get more.

• 18:46Andrew Santino?

  I know, but if I get more than, then more of them die.

• 18:48Bobby Lee?

  I know, but the less you feel, no?

• 18:50Andrew Santino?

  I don't think so. I think you probably feel even more.

• 18:52Bobby Lee?

  I think so too.

• 18:53Andrew Santino?

  Like we had, we have, uh, in our family, a extended family member, they had, they did it smart. They had the dogs have puppies. So when the older ones died, then the next one that had puppies. So they had, they still had the same like generation. They had like four generations of the same family.

• 19:08Bobby Lee?

  Oh my God.

• 19:09Andrew Santino?

  I thought that was rad.

• 19:10Bobby Lee?

  That's rad.

• 19:10Andrew Santino?

  I was like, we should have done that, but we snipped her too early.

• 19:13Bobby Lee?

  I have a dog that's 17. Blind, crooked spine, Remy.

• 19:19Andrew Santino?

  Is 17?

• 19:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Blind, crooked spine. You know what I mean?

• 19:28Bobby Lee?

  Good morning, Remy. You know what I mean? Like.

• 19:30Andrew Santino?

  Crooked spine.

• 19:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, crooked spine. About to die at any second.

• 19:34Andrew Santino?

  I want to ask you a real question. Do you take your dogs, and I know the answer. Have you ever taken your dogs to the dentist?

• 19:40Bobby Lee?

  No, dude.

• 19:41Andrew Santino?

  Never.

• 19:44Bobby Lee?

  He doesn't go to the dentist himself. Can I go first?

• 19:48Andrew Santino?

  You gotta go.

• 19:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Why?

• 19:50Andrew Santino?

  Because you can, you can cause brain damage from not having your teeth.

• 19:53Bobby Lee?

  Bro, I have so many techniques at home. You have no idea.

• 19:56Andrew Santino?

  Is it cleaning your teeth?

• 19:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't want to reveal certain things, but.

• 19:59Andrew Santino?

  Reveal.

• 20:00Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 20:01Andrew Santino?

  Do you water pick?

• 20:02Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 20:03Andrew Santino?

  Do you water pick?

• 20:04Bobby Lee?

  So I'll tell you what happened. I don't, I have a toothbrush that shoots water into my mouth.

• 20:09Andrew Santino?

  That's a water pick?

• 20:10Bobby Lee?

  I have one.

• 20:10Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 20:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. So I bought on TikTok, you know what I mean? One of those mouthpiece.

• 20:16Andrew Santino?

  I was gonna buy that.

• 20:17Bobby Lee?

  It doesn't work.

• 20:18Andrew Santino?

  Of course not.

• 20:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. So I bought one, but what you have to do is you have to heat it in water.

• 20:22Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 20:23Bobby Lee?

  No, really?

• 20:24Andrew Santino?

  I'm not doing that.

• 20:24Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 20:25Andrew Santino?

  Before I brush my teeth?

• 20:26Bobby Lee?

  No, to, to have it formed to your teeth as mouthpiece.

• 20:29Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 20:30Bobby Lee?

  You boil it and then you chomp down on it.

• 20:33Andrew Santino?

  So it's like a mouth guard?

• 20:34Bobby Lee?

  Like a mouth guard, right? But what happened, it pushed this tooth into my gums, right? And then I had a fucking boil above on the gum. That was like gigantic.

• 20:45Andrew Santino?

  Like a canker sore.

• 20:47Bobby Lee?

  It was bigger than that. Like I couldn't chew on this side. Right? This happened for months.

• 20:52Andrew Santino?

  Months?

• 20:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And I literally thought I had mouth cancer. Like I'm dying, but I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna go to the dentist because I already know I'm gonna die.

• 21:00Andrew Santino?

  You're not gonna die.

• 21:01Bobby Lee?

  So what happened was I went, got a bunch of, two gigantic bottles of hydrogen peroxide.

• 21:06Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that works. I use that a lot.

• 21:07Bobby Lee?

  It's no longer there, baby.

• 21:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, HP.

• 21:10Bobby Lee?

  So I have my own systems at home.

• 21:11Andrew Santino?

  You do?

• 21:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 21:13Andrew Santino?

  Simply Safe.

• 21:14Bobby Lee?

  I'm scared.

• 21:15Andrew Santino?

  I'm scared too.

• 21:16Bobby Lee?

  What do we do?

• 21:17Andrew Santino?

  I don't know, but what does safe at home mean to you? For a long time, we thought it was enough to have good locks, maybe alarm, you know, make some noise if someone broke in. But after people, uh, we know were broken into, we've realized security takes a little bit more, uh, system that works to prevent break-ins and violation of your space from that happening again in the first place. That's why we trust Simply Safe to protect our home and family.

• 21:38Bobby Lee?

  You got one, right?

• 21:39Andrew Santino?

  I do.

• 21:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. How's it feel at night?

• 21:41Andrew Santino?

  It's phenomenal. I feel very safe. And by the way, Simply Safe does the extra work that other security systems just don't do. These are AI-powered cameras and live monitoring agents that detect suspicious activity around your property.

• 21:53Bobby Lee?

  If someone's lurking, agents talk to them in real time, turn on spotlights and can call the police, proactively deter, deter crime before it even starts.

• 22:02Andrew Santino?

  Put your hands up, but don't think about breaking in that door.

• 22:04Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 22:04Andrew Santino?

  No contracts, no hidden fees, named best home security system of 2025 by CNET. That's a big deal, by the way. I do love going to CNET articles, seeing who they rank. Four million plus Americans trust Simply Safe, including myself. They're ranked number one in customer service by Newsweek and USA Today. These monitoring plans start around $1 a day and you got a 60-day money-back guarantee. How do they get it?

• 22:24Bobby Lee?

  Visit simplisafe.com/badfriends to claim 50% off a new system with a professional monitoring plan and getting your first month free.

• 22:33Andrew Santino?

  That's simplisafe.com/badfriends, simplisafe.com/badfriends. There is no safe like Simply Safe. ShipStation.

• 22:42Bobby Lee?

  If you run an e-commerce business, you know, packages don't arrive by magic, but it's, but sure feel like it. If you use ShipStation.

• 22:51Andrew Santino?

  And that's, that's right. Cause last year alone, over 700 million orders were fulfilled with ShipStation. That's a lot. I think some of our merch was on there. We use ShipStation, thankful for them because that's how we get our stuff to you.

• 23:03Bobby Lee?

  And with ShipStation, you can sync orders from everywhere you sell into one dashboard and replace manual tasks with custom automations to reduce shipping errors at all, at a fraction of the cost.

• 23:15Andrew Santino?

  It's the fastest, most affordable way to ship products to your customers. No matter what you're selling or what you're doing, they got discounts up to 88% off UPS, DHL Express and USPS rates and up to 90% off of FedEx rates. That's saving you so much money. If you're selling something out of your garage or your house or whatever, your small business, your little studio, ShipStation has got you covered.

• 23:33Bobby Lee?

  Over 130,000 companies have grown their e-commerce business with ShipStation and 98% of companies that stick with ShipStation for a year become customers for life.

• 23:43Andrew Santino?

  Whoa, I just saw this during this time of the spot, another 1,400 packages were shipped with the help of ShipStation. Wow. Upgrade to a smoother shipping experience. Go to shipstation.com/badfriends to sign up for your free trial.

• 23:53Bobby Lee?

  No credit card or contract required and you can cancel anytime.

• 23:57Andrew Santino?

  That's shipstation.com/badfriends.

• 23:59Bobby Lee?

  Quince. Oh my God. During the summer heat, I wear Quince.

• 24:02Andrew Santino?

  You gotta wear Quince because by the way, it's getting too hot to wear uncomfortable, thick, non-breathable fabric.

• 24:09Bobby Lee?

  I want breathable things.

• 24:10Andrew Santino?

  You got it with Quince. They had the kind of stuff you actually wear on repeat, like breathable flow knit polos, crisp cotton shirts and comfortable lightweight pants that somehow work for both the weekend hangs and dressed up dinners.

• 24:21Bobby Lee?

  By working directly with top artisans and cutting out the middleman, Quince gives you luxury pieces without the markups.

• 24:28Andrew Santino?

  We're all looking for this kind of gear, by the way.

• 24:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 24:30Andrew Santino?

  You want, you want stuff to

• 24:31Bobby Lee?

  I want to look good.

• 24:31Andrew Santino?

  out and you want to look good. You can wear it at home. You can wear it at dinner. You can wear it with your friends. And Quince only works with factories that use safe, ethical and responsible manufacturing practices and premium fabrics and finishes. So you're not getting some poor quality, cheap stuff that you're going to throw away fast. It lasts.

• 24:46Bobby Lee?

  Stick to the staples that last with elevated essentials from Quince.

• 24:50Andrew Santino?

  Go to quince.com/badfriends for free shipping on your order and 365 day returns. That's all year long.

• 24:58Bobby Lee?

  That's Quince, Q U I N C E dot com slash bad friends to get free shipping and a 365 day returns.

• 25:05Andrew Santino?

  That's quince.com slash

• 25:08Bobby Lee?

  Bad Friends.

• 25:09Andrew Santino?

  By the way, I saw this thing today. They got all this new research now about how botox, that women that get botox.

• 25:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:16Andrew Santino?

  They're finding studies, it's seeping into their brain.

• 25:19Bobby Lee?

  What is?

• 25:20Andrew Santino?

  Botox.

• 25:20Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 25:21Andrew Santino?

  So now it's gonna start killing people. It's botox, botulism toxin, potentially spread to the brain. It's rare, but it's starting, they're, they're starting to do more and more research on it.

• 25:29Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 25:30Andrew Santino?

  And it's crazy. This doctor was like, stop getting this.

• 25:33Bobby Lee?

  What does, what does it do when it gets to the brain?

• 25:35Andrew Santino?

  So, so botox is a thing called botulism. It's actually, it's actually a bacteria, right?

• 25:39Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 25:39Andrew Santino?

  It, it kills the muscles in your face. That's why people with botox look stiff as a board. It's dangerous because it can seep into your blood and into your brain. It causes brain damage. Brain's ability to interpret emotions, altering unconscious mimicry of facial expressions. Neurobiology and learning and memory. Research suggests botox have cognitive and emotional. Uh, this has cognitive and emotional alleviating depression. Oh, sure. Yeah. Yeah.

• 26:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Wow.

• 26:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, sure. Yeah. Because you feel better because you look better, but it's in your fucking brain.

• 26:08Bobby Lee?

  What if it goes in your brain and your brain looks younger?

• 26:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's smart.

• 26:13Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah?

• 26:14Andrew Santino?

  Takes away some of the wrinkles.

• 26:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 26:16Andrew Santino?

  That's actually a really good idea. I mean, you're stabbing your face with botulism.

• 26:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 26:23Andrew Santino?

  I mean, think how crazy that, and it's, this, everybody does this shit.

• 26:26Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 26:26Andrew Santino?

  You and I should get botox.

• 26:27Bobby Lee?

  Where do you, I've thought about it.

• 26:29Andrew Santino?

  I've never thought about it.

• 26:30Bobby Lee?

  Where do you want it done?

• 26:31Andrew Santino?

  I don't.

• 26:32Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Well then, why'd you even say that then?

• 26:34Andrew Santino?

  It's for the show.

• 26:35Bobby Lee?

  All right. But now I feel like a piece of shit for saying that I want to get it done.

• 26:39Andrew Santino?

  Where would you get it done?

• 26:40Bobby Lee?

  My whole face and my fucking arms.

• 26:42Andrew Santino?

  You don't have any wrinkles, bud. You're wrinkleless.

• 26:44Bobby Lee?

  Well then, why would you, oh, like that?

• 26:46Andrew Santino?

  There you go.

• 26:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 26:47Andrew Santino?

  My 57 year old sister got a face, full face lift. How do you think she looks? She looks great.

• 26:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. She looks.

• 26:53Andrew Santino?

  Fantastic.

• 26:54Bobby Lee?

  She looks like Remy.

• 26:55Andrew Santino?

  That's your 17 year old spine crooked dog.

• 26:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. She doesn't look good.

• 26:59Andrew Santino?

  How do I look?

• 27:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:01Andrew Santino?

  Do I look good? She looks like she's wearing a mask.

• 27:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:04Andrew Santino?

  Hannibal Lecter when he put the other face on. Yes. This is what we're turning into now.

• 27:07Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God.

• 27:09Andrew Santino?

  Just get old. Look old. I'm going to Washington DC tomorrow. Really, really excited. I get to walk in the streets by our president. I'm going to the White House, baby. I got invited. I got invited.

• 27:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, great.

• 27:22Andrew Santino?

  Wow. I got invited to the White House and I'm gonna go over there and hang with my dog.

• 27:27Bobby Lee?

  Who's your dog?

• 27:28Andrew Santino?

  J D Byrne.

• 27:30Bobby Lee?

  In the hoes.

• 27:31Andrew Santino?

  In the hoes.

• 27:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:34Bobby Lee?

  What, I wonder what he's like.

• 27:36Andrew Santino?

  J D?

• 27:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, hanging out with.

• 27:38Andrew Santino?

  I mean. Fun. So much fun. Fun? You think he's fun?

• 27:43Bobby Lee?

  His Indian wife sexy.

• 27:44Andrew Santino?

  He has an Indian wife?

• 27:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:45Andrew Santino?

  I know nothing about anything. I'm so stupid. You've never been to India. Would you ever go?

• 27:51Bobby Lee?

  In what? How much money do I get?

• 27:55Bobby Lee?

  I would, I mean, I would go with you for like a bit.

• 27:57Andrew Santino?

  A gig?

• 27:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. No, like a, like a video.

• 28:00Andrew Santino?

  Oh, to film it?

• 28:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:01Andrew Santino?

  But do you know what? You know what? And they're vegetarian. A lot, most people are vegetarian.

• 28:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:06Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they are.

• 28:07Bobby Lee?

  They really are?

• 28:07Andrew Santino?

  No, seriously.

• 28:08Bobby Lee?

  Well, the cow's not good.

• 28:09Andrew Santino?

  Sacred dog.

• 28:10Bobby Lee?

  You can't do it.

• 28:10Andrew Santino?

  Can't eat the cow.

• 28:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. No. In fact, the McDonald's there doesn't have like, like burgers.

• 28:17Andrew Santino?

  No, look at that. Only.

• 28:18Bobby Lee?

  They have chicken.

• 28:18Andrew Santino?

  Okay, 39%, so just under half.

• 28:20Bobby Lee?

  That's a lot.

• 28:21Andrew Santino?

  That means approximately 39% of our 100 Indians don't consume meat. That's a lot of people.

• 28:24Bobby Lee?

  That's a lot of.

• 28:25Andrew Santino?

  How many vegetarians in the United States? 6%. Nobody.

• 28:29Bobby Lee?

  Wow, wow.

• 28:30Andrew Santino?

  Would you ever switch?

• 28:31Bobby Lee?

  I think I've been thinking about it.

• 28:33Andrew Santino?

  I've tried so many times. I can't do it. Every time I do it, I get really depressed. I can't function right.

• 28:37Bobby Lee?

  But when you go to a restaurant like Crossroads, have you been there on Melrose?

• 28:40Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah. I got, Neil took me there.

• 28:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. It's, I've been there.

• 28:42Andrew Santino?

  It's phenomenal.

• 28:43Bobby Lee?

  It's phenomenal.

• 28:44Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 28:44Bobby Lee?

  So I could do that every meat.

• 28:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but then you gotta eat high end. So this is the difference, this is a problem. Are you eating a five-star vegetarian restaurant every day? No. A lot of times you're gonna have to eat at home.

• 28:54Bobby Lee?

  That's right.

• 28:56Bobby Lee?

  I don't even know what to do. Let's, let me see. I can get bread.

• 28:59Andrew Santino?

  God, yeah, check.

• 29:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, avocados.

• 29:01Andrew Santino?

  Check.

• 29:03Andrew Santino?

  Check this out.

• 29:03Bobby Lee?

  Bok choy? I don't know.

• 29:04Andrew Santino?

  Check this out. Look at this. Check this out.

• 29:06Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 29:06Andrew Santino?

  Anything but meat.

• 29:08Bobby Lee?

  Okay. But I have to rattle through all of them.

• 29:11Andrew Santino?

  I know. He's like, is apples meat?

• 29:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 29:15Andrew Santino?

  Or pears?

• 29:15Bobby Lee?

  You can't even have eggs, right?

• 29:17Andrew Santino?

  That's if you're vegan.

• 29:18Bobby Lee?

  Oh, but you could have eggs. That's a good thing.

• 29:21Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, most vegetarians eat eggs a lot.

• 29:24Bobby Lee?

  You have fish.

• 29:25Andrew Santino?

  That's pescatarian.

• 29:27Bobby Lee?

  Okay, but let's be pescatarians then.

• 29:30Andrew Santino?

  I mean, I, to be honest with you, I eat a lot of sushi and fish and then... So I do do that. I could do that.

• 29:37Bobby Lee?

  But do they have feeling?

• 29:38Andrew Santino?

  Fish?

• 29:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like when you stab them, you know what I mean? Do they go, "Ow"?

• 29:43Andrew Santino?

  Okay, how about this? I feel bad if they look cute.

• 29:46Bobby Lee?

  Right, like a clownfish you would never eat. There's no way.

• 29:49Andrew Santino?

  Nah.

• 29:50Bobby Lee?

  I saw those whole.

• 29:53Bobby Lee?

  Just right from the lake.

• 29:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they're like if you I can't eat I can't eat Nemo.

• 29:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no way.

• 29:58Andrew Santino?

  Nah.

• 29:59Bobby Lee?

  Would you eat that?

• 29:59Andrew Santino?

  Nah, I can't. Too cute.

• 30:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:02Andrew Santino?

  Too cute. Ah, that's cute in a weird ugly way.

• 30:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but it's also.

• 30:05Andrew Santino?

  But look up tuna. Look up tuna fish. Look at how fucking unattractive these things are.

• 30:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:10Andrew Santino?

  Look at that big dumb idiot. I'm eating that moron.

• 30:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:12Andrew Santino?

  That's a cow of the sea.

• 30:14Bobby Lee?

  Those are like white walkers of the sea, dude. They look dead.

• 30:17Andrew Santino?

  I mean, they look they loo look dead. They look dead in the eyes.

• 30:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they look dead in the eyes. Yeah, like sharks.

• 30:22Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we're eating the blubber fish. I'm eating that all day.

• 30:24Bobby Lee?

  Going back to that, dude. Get the fuck out of there, dude.

• 30:26Speaker 01

  I typed in ugliest fish.

• 30:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 30:28Andrew Santino?

  All right, well, let's do this. You want to feel good? Do you want to feel good? We got a bunch of submissions for Carlos replacement because you know you wanted him fired like 10 times?

• 30:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 30:36Speaker 01

  The Trump thing, even though Andrew's going first.

• 30:39Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 30:39Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean? I'm going. I didn't trick him into an invite. I'm actually going because Trump invited me. I mean, JD invited me, my my dog.

• 30:46Speaker 01

  I know. I think it's more like jealousy of things like that that it's getting me fired.

• 30:49Andrew Santino?

  I don't think so. I think you're getting fired because of your behavior.

• 30:52Speaker 01

  Yeah, I'm sorry, Bob.

• 30:53Andrew Santino?

  All right, let me see these submission videos. Let's see what we got coming up. Is this really to replace Carlos for real? Do you think we have any prospects that are legit?

• 31:01Speaker 01

  We got some good ones.

• 31:02Andrew Santino?

  Wow, I like that. Oh, this guy. I'm already in.

• 31:05Bobby Lee?

  He's already in.

• 31:06Speaker 04

  Start auditioning for Carlos's job.

• 31:10Bobby Lee?

  Hold up.

• 31:10Speaker 04

  I don't have any.

• 31:11Bobby Lee?

  Push pause. What's going in the background?

• 31:15Andrew Santino?

  Oh, there's a dead girl in the background.

• 31:16Bobby Lee?

  There's a dead girl in the background, dude.

• 31:18Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 31:18Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 31:19Andrew Santino?

  Well, at least.

• 31:19Bobby Lee?

  He's also a hoarder, right? He's super messy. This is he's perfect.

• 31:24Andrew Santino?

  This is Carlos.

• 31:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go ahead.

• 31:25Speaker 04

  It's, um, I do know what does is in the bios means. So I think I'm pretty qualified for whatever the fuck he does. Um, I am a single dad, unemployed right now.

• 31:38Bobby Lee?

  It's his daughter.

• 31:39Speaker 04

  Uh.

• 31:41Speaker 04

  The, uh, children are three.

• 31:43Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 31:43Speaker 04

  Mother just passed away, so.

• 31:44Andrew Santino?

  Damn.

• 31:45Speaker 04

  Uh, I think you should give me a chance. I think I might. I might help you guys out a little bit. You know what I mean? I'm not gonna go to Japan and bring you back

• 31:57Speaker 04

  change out of my pocket. I think I'd bring you back.

• 32:03Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 32:04Speaker 04

  Definitely some porno.

• 32:06Bobby Lee?

  Push pause.

• 32:07Andrew Santino?

  Hold on one second.

• 32:08Bobby Lee?

  He's a raccoon.

• 32:10Andrew Santino?

  He's had me and lost me about six times.

• 32:12Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 32:12Andrew Santino?

  He had, he had me, he's funny, and then he lost me, and then he was like, then he was cool again, he was like, hey, I'm a single father, I was like, I'm in, and he's like, and the mother passed away, I'm like, I'm in, this is, and then he's like, but I'm, you know, I'm gonna, I'm not gonna bring you back stuff that you want from Japan.

• 32:26Bobby Lee?

  I'm out, yep.

• 32:27Andrew Santino?

  I'm out.

• 32:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, next submission.

• 32:30Andrew Santino?

  Well, let's, what's his name?

• 32:32Speaker 06

  He just wrote his name was Sharky.

• 32:34Andrew Santino?

  I gotta say, I like this guy, especially if he would be in the booth with his shirt off.

• 32:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Sharky's a high contender.

• 32:40Andrew Santino?

  Ah, he's up there.

• 32:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 32:41Andrew Santino?

  He's up there for sure.

• 32:42Bobby Lee?

  We can move on.

• 32:43Andrew Santino?

  Sharky's the man. Sharky, you're, you're gunning for Carlos.

• 32:46Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna write this down.

• 32:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, can you write it down, please?

• 32:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so I'm gonna put Sharky.

• 32:50Andrew Santino?

  What, are you ranking it on a scale of eight out of 10, chances that he'll take over the job?

• 32:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, hold on, um.

• 32:54Andrew Santino?

  What are you gonna give him, like, seven and a half?

• 32:57Bobby Lee?

  So Sharky, hold on.

• 32:58Andrew Santino?

  How do we get one fly in here?

• 33:00Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, I hate it though. Why is he on me?

• 33:02Andrew Santino?

  On your wrist.

• 33:05Bobby Lee?

  What would you?

• 33:06Andrew Santino?

  Sharky's seven and a half out of 10, to me.

• 33:07Bobby Lee?

  Okay, this is supposed, that doesn't do a half, that's a seven.

• 33:10Andrew Santino?

  All right, seven out of 10, for sure.

• 33:11Bobby Lee?

  Okay, all right, go ahead, next one.

• 33:12Andrew Santino?

  Who's this?

• 33:12Speaker 06

  We got Matthew Roman.

• 33:14Andrew Santino?

  Full name. Oh, look at this guy.

• 33:16Speaker 06

  Hey Carlos, just finished the latest episode of Bad Friends. Saw your job was up for grabs, so I wanna make sure I got my application in early. Um, as for my qualifications, I'm not sure what a producer of a podcast does. Uh, but I am good at standing in a window. Uh, I'm pretty good at laughing at other people's jokes, I, uh, can't laugh on command sadly, hopefully in the future, maybe I can, I can show you more of my laugh and how good it is. Um.

• 33:42Bobby Lee?

  Push pause. We have to do it, DEI. What's the DEI?

• 33:47Andrew Santino?

  Is that his nickname?

• 33:49Bobby Lee?

  I mean, he is mixed.

• 33:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, mixed, yeah.

• 33:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's cute.

• 33:52Andrew Santino?

  Well, I like that we don't know what kind of mix he is, that's my favorite.

• 33:54Bobby Lee?

  But his lip proportions are perfect.

• 33:56Andrew Santino?

  Okay. Yeah, I agree. For kissing.

• 33:59Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 34:00Andrew Santino?

  We must kiss our producers.

• 34:01Bobby Lee?

  Okay, that's right.

• 34:02Andrew Santino?

  That's a part of the job.

• 34:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, his lips are good. I'm gonna give him a nine.

• 34:05Andrew Santino?

  Roman's gonna get an eight.

• 34:06Bobby Lee?

  Okay, an eight.

• 34:07Andrew Santino?

  That's insane to go nine. Nine is like a lock.

• 34:09Bobby Lee?

  Okay, go ahead, next one.

• 34:11Speaker 01

  This is Mackenzie McNulty.

• 34:13Bobby Lee?

  Hold on, Mackenzie.

• 34:15Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, maybe we do need a girl in here.

• 34:17Speaker 07

  Hey guys, Mackenzie here. I am from right outside of Philadelphia, so I'm a Philly girl.

• 34:23Andrew Santino?

  Oh yeah.

• 34:24Speaker 07

  Which I think is what you guys need. I think you guys need a little bit more feminine energy up in that joint. Jules ain't always there. There's too many men, that's the problem. There's too many men in there and you have nothing to break up the monotony.

• 34:33Andrew Santino?

  I get it.

• 34:33Speaker 07

  Alright. Second off, Carlos, leave the fuck, leave Bobby the fuck alone.

• 34:38Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 34:38Speaker 07

  It's a tactical soul.

• 34:39Bobby Lee?

  Dude, she's a ten?

• 34:43Speaker 07

  What I think needs to happen here is I think

• 34:47Speaker 07

  some of you guys just need to smack up a little bit.

• 34:49Andrew Santino?

  Oh wow.

• 34:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh here we go, she's aggressive. I'm half hard, is that weird?

• 34:52Andrew Santino?

  Oh yeah.

• 34:53Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Why can't I say that?

• 34:55Speaker 07

  If you guys can handle some shit for you, I will handle it with a smile on my face, okay? Um, but in all reality, you know, uh, thank you guys for everything that you do. You definitely get my work week going.

• 35:08Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 35:08Speaker 07

  The podcast.

• 35:09Bobby Lee?

  Push pause.

• 35:09Andrew Santino?

  So that's a nine.

• 35:10Bobby Lee?

  That's a nine.

• 35:11Andrew Santino?

  That's the difference. She's a nine. And let me say this, Mackenzie?

• 35:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:13Andrew Santino?

  Mackenzie?

• 35:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:15Andrew Santino?

  Multiple levels of grade. She said, "Leave you alone." She called out Carlos for his bullshit.

• 35:19Bobby Lee?

  Right, right.

• 35:20Andrew Santino?

  Then she said she'll smack up some people if we need it. She does look tough.

• 35:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 35:23Andrew Santino?

  Okay? And then on top of it, she's recording this while she's driving, presumably with kids in the car or something.

• 35:28Bobby Lee?

  So good.

• 35:28Andrew Santino?

  So it's taking on danger. I like all this. And it's in the rain no less.

• 35:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 35:32Andrew Santino?

  So she's, this is very dangerous.

• 35:33Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I'm influenced by you.

• 35:34Andrew Santino?

  So nine.

• 35:35Bobby Lee?

  Ne- nine. I put it nine.

• 35:36Andrew Santino?

  She's up there.

• 35:38Speaker 08

  Hey, bad friends. Hey, Andrew. Hey, Bobby.

• 35:40Bobby Lee?

  Okay, please pause. Where he's out.

• 35:42Andrew Santino?

  You don't like that he said hi?

• 35:43Bobby Lee?

  I don't like the hi.

• 35:43Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 35:44Bobby Lee?

  Hey, Barry.

• 35:45Andrew Santino?

  You don't like he said hi Andrew first?

• 35:47Bobby Lee?

  That already, every day we do a podcast, "Hey Bobby."

• 35:50Andrew Santino?

  Give him a chance.

• 35:50Bobby Lee?

  Okay, go ahead.

• 35:53Speaker 08

  Um, this is my application to replace Carlos on the show. Um, I feel like I meet the only two requirements that are needed to be in the role, which are being good at Googling things, or I guess being okay at Googling things, and being Mexican. Um, I also don't do drugs. Uh, so I have that as an added bonus, you know, if I were to pee in a cup for you guys, um, you'd probably be able to drink it, unlike with Carlos, you know, you'd probably like die in like six days.

• 36:29Speaker 08

  Um, I'm also a big fan of soccer, so I have that in common with Bobby. Although I'm not gonna say what team I support, just cuz I think he wouldn't approve.

• 36:37Andrew Santino?

  He's out.

• 36:38Bobby Lee?

  He's out.

• 36:38Andrew Santino?

  He's a Man U guy.

• 36:40Bobby Lee?

  But here's, here's, here's a thing.

• 36:42Andrew Santino?

  I do like him.

• 36:42Bobby Lee?

  He's a seven, but what's his name?

• 36:44Speaker 05

  Jordy.

• 36:45Bobby Lee?

  Here's the thing about him that would have made that he would. If he zoomed out, he was naked from the bottom down.

• 36:51Andrew Santino?

  So funny.

• 36:52Bobby Lee?

  Would have been so funny.

• 36:53Andrew Santino?

  Would have loved it. Let's see it again, maybe just in case. No.

• 36:55Bobby Lee?

  No, no. Seven.

• 36:57Speaker 05

  This is Ethan Voe.

• 37:01Speaker 05

  What's up Andres? My name's Ethan. I live in Orange County.

• 37:05Bobby Lee?

  Close.

• 37:05Speaker 05

  California, and I'm auditioning for Carlos's job. Um, I'm sober. I don't do anything. I can stand there and uh, not say anything.

• 37:16Andrew Santino?

  I like him.

• 37:17Speaker 05

  Fans of Bobby and Andrew. I'm seeing Bobby in Brea coming up in June.

• 37:22Bobby Lee?

  I cancel that game.

• 37:23Speaker 05

  Yeah, I'm excited to meet Carlos. I can drive up to LA and that's pretty much it.

• 37:28Andrew Santino?

  I love this guy.

• 37:29Bobby Lee?

  He's.

• 37:29Andrew Santino?

  I love him.

• 37:30Bobby Lee?

  Precise.

• 37:31Andrew Santino?

  And let me say why. He's quick to it.

• 37:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:33Andrew Santino?

  He's, he's good looking.

• 37:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:34Andrew Santino?

  And also go back to about two seconds. One of my favorite things, he strokes a beard that isn't there. Watch this.

• 37:39Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 37:40Andrew Santino?

  Watch this.

• 37:41Speaker 05

  I live in Orange County, um, California, and I'm auditioning for Carlos's job.

• 37:46Andrew Santino?

  Ready?

• 37:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:47Speaker 05

  Um.

• 37:52Andrew Santino?

  Guy strokes a beard that isn't there. Fucking unbelievable. He's stroking a beard that isn't there. I love this guy.

• 37:59Bobby Lee?

  He's lost his mind, dude.

• 38:01Andrew Santino?

  He's a nine.

• 38:01Bobby Lee?

  Dude, bro.

• 38:02Andrew Santino?

  I love this guy.

• 38:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's a, that, bro.

• 38:05Andrew Santino?

  Strokes beard, not there. That's amazing. Let me watch it again real fast, just for fun. I mean, that's incredible he did that.

• 38:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:11Andrew Santino?

  It's not even there.

• 38:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:12Andrew Santino?

  Look at this.

• 38:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:14Speaker 05

  Um, I'm sober. I don't do anything.

• 38:17Bobby Lee?

  Incredible.

• 38:17Andrew Santino?

  I liked him so much.

• 38:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:19Andrew Santino?

  Nine.

• 38:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:20Andrew Santino?

  By the way, he lives here.

• 38:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:22Andrew Santino?

  We might, and he's good looking.

• 38:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so what, you gonna give him a nine?

• 38:25Andrew Santino?

  Epps a fucking loser.

• 38:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's great. He's also not annoying.

• 38:28Andrew Santino?

  Not annoying at all.

• 38:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's just gonna be there, a part of the wall.

• 38:31Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 38:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. We'll have to say that you can't do stroke things that aren't there though. I don't like that.

• 38:38Andrew Santino?

  Well, the assumption you're giving him is that he's gonna, he's gotta earn camera time. So he's gonna be in the back, back, back, right?

• 38:43Bobby Lee?

  I think he's a mime.

• 38:44Andrew Santino?

  Oh, he's a mime.

• 38:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's gonna be back there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know, dude.

• 38:49Andrew Santino?

  Well, we'll see.

• 38:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay.

• 38:50Andrew Santino?

  Who's next?

• 38:51Speaker 09

  This is Ernesto Gonzalez.

• 38:52Andrew Santino?

  I already like him.

• 38:54Speaker 09

  Hey Bobby. What's up Andrew? Heard you guys are looking to replace some of the booth boys. You know, hopefully I could uh, do that for you guys or, you know, my therapist has been saying, I got some, some anger issues I need to find an outlet for.

• 39:08Bobby Lee?

  What was that?

• 39:09Andrew Santino?

  Well, first of all, take whatever's out of the microwave. Take it out.

• 39:12Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 39:12Andrew Santino?

  It's done.

• 39:13Bobby Lee?

  It's done.

• 39:13Andrew Santino?

  It's done.

• 39:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 39:14Andrew Santino?

  But I love this guy. He's got anger issues, which I like. Cause he looks big. He could be our muscle.

• 39:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:18Andrew Santino?

  Unless because the up-

• 39:19Bobby Lee?

  He could also be 5'1".

• 39:21Andrew Santino?

  I know, the up angle. You're right.

• 39:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the up angle, yeah, yeah.

• 39:23Andrew Santino?

  You're right.

• 39:23Bobby Lee?

  So I'm observing that.

• 39:25Andrew Santino?

  Let's see.

• 39:25Bobby Lee?

  I think, although that's one last observation, I think his eyebrows are way too spread apart for me.

• 39:31Andrew Santino?

  You like them closer.

• 39:32Bobby Lee?

  I want them way closer. What do you think?

• 39:34Andrew Santino?

  That's an aesthetic thing. You like what you like.

• 39:36Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay.

• 39:36Andrew Santino?

  You like what you like.

• 39:37Bobby Lee?

  I like what I liked, yeah.

• 39:38Speaker 09

  Anger issues I need to find an outlet for. So maybe I could just be uh Bobby's henchman, maybe security guard. You know, I could really uh kill two chickens with one rock here if you guys let me uh-

• 39:50Andrew Santino?

  Pause it. So it is two birds with one stone.

• 39:54Bobby Lee?

  Not in Mexico.

• 39:55Andrew Santino?

  But in Mexico, it could be different. It's two chickens with one rock.

• 39:58Bobby Lee?

  Right, right. It could be different.

• 40:00Andrew Santino?

  I understand. Well, look, chickens are birds. So he did say the same thing.

• 40:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:04Andrew Santino?

  Okay, keep going. I like it.

• 40:05Speaker 09

  Well, the booth boys, whenever they start acting out and uh help Bobby out at the same time, you know? My name's Ernesto. I'm 23 years old. I am uh, I'm 6'4", 300 pounds. So I'm a pretty big fucking guy. I feel like I could handle those guys no issue.

• 40:21Andrew Santino?

  Fuck, yeah, Ernesto. Yeah, you could.

• 40:22Speaker 09

  You know, and I, I never even, I'm, I'm 23, never been pulled over before.

• 40:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:27Speaker 09

  So I could really be like Bobby's like personal driver even.

• 40:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, turn the bike, yeah, you're right.

• 40:31Andrew Santino?

  Buddy, take it out.

• 40:32Bobby Lee?

  Take it out, dude. Yeah, yeah. Push pause for a second, alright?

• 40:34Andrew Santino?

  Also, I've never been pulled over before. I don't, I don't, I don't know what that has anything to do with it.

• 40:39Bobby Lee?

  It has nothing to do with it. Also, what I don't, so it's a little weird is I don't even think he's from our fucking time.

• 40:44Andrew Santino?

  No, oh, he's from the future or the past?

• 40:46Bobby Lee?

  Past.

• 40:47Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 40:47Bobby Lee?

  You know why? Henchman.

• 40:49Andrew Santino?

  Oh, he's a hench, right.

• 40:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Say bodyguard. You know what I mean? Henchman is like, where'd you come from, guy?

• 40:55Andrew Santino?

  He's another time period. He's posing as a current day guy.

• 40:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:58Andrew Santino?

  Smart, but he's doing it right.

• 40:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 41:00Andrew Santino?

  And they built him in a good frame. Six-four, three-hundred?

• 41:02Bobby Lee?

  What do you want to give him? I say nine.

• 41:04Andrew Santino?

  I say eight or nine, yeah.

• 41:05Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna give him nine because of my, he's gonna bodyguard me.

• 41:08Andrew Santino?

  I like that.

• 41:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, go ahead.

• 41:10Speaker 10

  Uh, AJ Nicholas?

• 41:12Andrew Santino?

  The name-

• 41:12Speaker 10

  Yo, what's up, bad friends? My name is Anthony Nichols and I reached out to Carlos the other day to see if you guys would be interested in a birth chart reading for me, for your, uh, your astrology birth charts, for Bobby and Andrew. And actually, I would do everyone on the podcast if you guys were interested.

• 41:31Bobby Lee?

  Push pause. My only question is, where were you January 6th?

• 41:37Bobby Lee?

  Is the first question I would ask.

• 41:38Andrew Santino?

  Show us that chart.

• 41:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 41:40Andrew Santino?

  Uh, I like, I like the guy. Let's hear a little bit more. How much more left? Let's hear. I like him.

• 41:43Speaker 10

  Astrology is essentially just, at the moment of your birth, wherever the planets were in the zodiac, at that moment you took your first breath, that is supposed to have something to say about your life. And I study ancient Hellenistic astrology, which is like the original form of astrology.

• 42:03Andrew Santino?

  Pause. Okay, look, he's not gonna be in the booth, because I don't want, want him to know where we do the podcast, but I do want to call him. Because he is worth a call, because he will give us some astrological insight.

• 42:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't think he could work with, because he's, every day he's like, "Do you want a reading?"

• 42:17Andrew Santino?

  He'd read a lot.

• 42:17Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 42:18Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 42:18Bobby Lee?

  "I've got these crystals for you."

• 42:19Andrew Santino?

  Buddy read me last week.

• 42:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 42:21Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, no, it's something else changed. Well,

• 42:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think-

• 42:23Andrew Santino?

  I do like him. And we do want a reading from you, A- uh, AJ. We like you.

• 42:26Bobby Lee?

  Let's give him a six.

• 42:27Andrew Santino?

  Six it up.

• 42:28Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 42:29Andrew Santino?

  But that has nothing to do with how much we like or dislike.

• 42:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 42:31Andrew Santino?

  It's just the-

• 42:31Bobby Lee?

  You're our reader.

• 42:32Andrew Santino?

  We like you.

• 42:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, go ahead.

• 42:34Andrew Santino?

  Sam?

• 42:34Speaker 11

  Sam Weckman.

• 42:37Speaker 11

  That's a good guess. Oh, shit, AirPods just died.

• 42:42Speaker 11

  I'm at work right now. I just watched one episode.

• 42:45Andrew Santino?

  Pause. I'm at work right now. No fucking shit.

• 42:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:50Andrew Santino?

  Buddy, he's like, hey, guys, just woke up from a nap.

• 42:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:53Andrew Santino?

  I have to wear this, otherwise I pant.

• 42:55Bobby Lee?

  You're not paragliding? Yeah, what do you?

• 42:57Andrew Santino?

  I love this guy. Sam, come on.

• 43:00Speaker 11

  Carlos is being an asshole.

• 43:02Andrew Santino?

  True.

• 43:02Speaker 11

  To Bobby.

• 43:03Andrew Santino?

  True.

• 43:03Speaker 11

  I've been watching the podcast a little bit and I just turned 18 on May 8th. And I moved out on my birthday because my parents were hella strict. I'm out of there now.

• 43:13Andrew Santino?

  Fuck, yeah.

• 43:14Speaker 11

  And I lowkey need a job or else I'm joining the air force and I don't want to do that shit.

• 43:18Andrew Santino?

  Okay, pause. He needs a job. He's at a job. He's auditioning for a job while he's at a job.

• 43:24Bobby Lee?

  I don't know how much he gets paid there though, guy.

• 43:26Andrew Santino?

  He needs another job. But I do say.

• 43:28Bobby Lee?

  I want to say, because what if he goes to the air force and he dies in a war?

• 43:32Andrew Santino?

  What war?

• 43:34Bobby Lee?

  We don't know what war is coming up.

• 43:36Andrew Santino?

  I do. You didn't get that email?

• 43:37Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 43:38Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you're not logged in.

• 43:39Bobby Lee?

  He's like a young Mike Young.

• 43:40Andrew Santino?

  Once I signed up for Kamala Harris's donation emails, she tells me what wars are coming.

• 43:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 43:47Andrew Santino?

  We did it, Joe. We have another war on the way.

• 43:49Bobby Lee?

  Don't you get so much from them?

• 43:51Andrew Santino?

  The amount of spam I have, not from them, from fucking.

• 43:54Bobby Lee?

  Cory Booker.

• 43:54Andrew Santino?

  Politicians, my phone, my email, every politician, Republican, Democrat.

• 43:59Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I'm all Democrat.

• 44:01Andrew Santino?

  You are?

• 44:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 44:02Andrew Santino?

  Loser.

• 44:03Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 44:03Andrew Santino?

  I get everybody. Honestly, it's shocking how many I get. I got two phone calls the other day.

• 44:09Bobby Lee?

  What do you want to give Sam?

• 44:12Andrew Santino?

  It's tough. I don't think he can be in the booth, but I do think.

• 44:15Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 44:16Andrew Santino?

  Um.

• 44:16Bobby Lee?

  He's a runner.

• 44:18Andrew Santino?

  He could be an assistant. Yeah, he could help us out.

• 44:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 44:20Andrew Santino?

  I just, 18 is quite young to be in the booth because you gotta have a lot of technical skills.

• 44:25Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so Mccone will be threatened?

• 44:28Andrew Santino?

  That's not sad. You know what? Then he's an eight.

• 44:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think he's an eight. I think he's an eight.

• 44:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, good call.

• 44:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 44:33Andrew Santino?

  Fuck Mccone.

• 44:33Bobby Lee?

  Fuck Mccone. Yeah, yeah. You'd be threatened by that guy, dude. He's better than you.

• 44:38Andrew Santino?

  But he doesn't have as good a hair as Mccone, that's for sure. I mean, I don't even know what's underneath that hat, but it ain't that.

• 44:42Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 44:43Andrew Santino?

  Tell you that. It ain't that. Cody.

• 44:48Speaker 12

  Hello, my name is Cody Christian, I'm from Knoxville, Tennessee.

• 44:50Andrew Santino?

  Knoxville.

• 44:51Speaker 12

  I work at Oak Ridge National Laboratory, uh, in Oak Ridge, Tennessee. Uh, but yeah, I just wanted to submit a video. Uh, yeah, Carlos has to go, you guys gotta replace him.

• 45:01Andrew Santino?

  True.

• 45:02Speaker 12

  Um, and I'll, I'll role play, like I-

• 45:07Bobby Lee?

  He's a 10 for me.

• 45:08Andrew Santino?

  Hold on one second.

• 45:09Speaker 12

  Bobby's going off on a rant.

• 45:10Bobby Lee?

  He's a 10 for me.

• 45:11Andrew Santino?

  Pause. Things that we like already. Non-descript apartment.

• 45:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 45:16Andrew Santino?

  A lot of closets.

• 45:16Bobby Lee?

  He hates artwork.

• 45:18Andrew Santino?

  Except for this M.C. Escher tattoo he has on his right arm.

• 45:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 45:21Andrew Santino?

  Which I imagine is, that's what that is.

• 45:23Bobby Lee?

  He's also willing, just based on what he looks like, to do anything.

• 45:27Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, the puka shells give that away.

• 45:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 45:30Andrew Santino?

  You don't fucking put those on your neck unless you're willing to do anything onto this stuff.

• 45:33Bobby Lee?

  He can do anything for you.

• 45:35Andrew Santino?

  And the gauges.

• 45:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 45:36Andrew Santino?

  The guy who gauges, I'm gauging him by his gauges, and I like him a lot.

• 45:40Bobby Lee?

  Like, hey, get me some meerkat feet.

• 45:42Andrew Santino?

  He's like, what do you mean, right back here? What do you think's in that bit?

• 45:44Bobby Lee?

  In two hours, meerkat feet, here, man.

• 45:46Andrew Santino?

  Done.

• 45:46Bobby Lee?

  Here, buddy.

• 45:47Andrew Santino?

  Done.

• 45:47Bobby Lee?

  Well, name anything.

• 45:48Andrew Santino?

  Anything, he can get it for you.

• 45:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, name anything.

• 45:51Andrew Santino?

  Anything.

• 45:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Get me Lincoln's top hat.

• 45:55Andrew Santino?

  He's like, I have it.

• 45:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, he already has it.

• 45:58Andrew Santino?

  I'll ship it to you right now.

• 46:00Bobby Lee?

  Get me, you know-

• 46:00Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, give me the gun, give me the gun that we used to assassinate Martin Luther King Jr. Got it.

• 46:05Bobby Lee?

  We don't even know where that is, he got it.

• 46:07Andrew Santino?

  He has it.

• 46:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. A toenail clipping from Cleopatra.

• 46:11Andrew Santino?

  Got it.

• 46:11Bobby Lee?

  Got it.

• 46:12Andrew Santino?

  Absolutely.

• 46:13Bobby Lee?

  It's a part of my necklace.

• 46:14Andrew Santino?

  He goes, give me a, give me a bag filled with Gandhi's pubes.

• 46:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 46:18Andrew Santino?

  Got it.

• 46:18Bobby Lee?

  Who got it?

• 46:19Andrew Santino?

  He did.

• 46:19Bobby Lee?

  He has it.

• 46:20Andrew Santino?

  He's got it.

• 46:21Bobby Lee?

  But he has it in those closets.

• 46:22Andrew Santino?

  They're right there.

• 46:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they're all stored in his closet, he has everything.

• 46:25Andrew Santino?

  Alright, so 10 for the, 9? 9.

• 46:27Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna give him a 9, Dan.

• 46:28Andrew Santino?

  What's his name again?

• 46:29Bobby Lee?

  Cody.

• 46:30Speaker 04

  His name is Cody James Christian.

• 46:31Andrew Santino?

  In love.

• 46:31Bobby Lee?

  In love with Cody.

• 46:32Andrew Santino?

  There's one big hiccup.

• 46:33Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 46:34Andrew Santino?

  Knoxville's very far, it's the other side of the country.

• 46:36Bobby Lee?

  He'll move.

• 46:36Andrew Santino?

  God bless.

• 46:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 46:39Andrew Santino?

  I wanna move on.

• 46:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we don't move all of them, yeah.

• 46:41Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I think there's very-

• 46:42Bobby Lee?

  There's gotta be a 10 in there.

• 46:43Andrew Santino?

  Arsenal. Uh, it was close. Oh, oh, okay.

• 46:47Speaker 13

  Hi, Bad Friends, my name is Ariselli. I am inquiring about replacing Carlos's job. I have zero experience in show business, but I have my bachelor's degree in sociology, and I have my master's degree in social work. I have quite a bit of few years of professional experience outside of college. Also, please don't hire me. I love Bad Friends, I love Andrew, I love Rudy, I love Bobby, I love the whole crew. Please, Bobby, forgive Carlos. Love you guys.

• 47:14Andrew Santino?

  Pause her. We are gonna hire her now. The fact that she was like

• 47:18Bobby Lee?

  It's psychological.

• 47:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's it.

• 47:19Bobby Lee?

  That always works with me.

• 47:20Andrew Santino?

  She's fucking good.

• 47:21Bobby Lee?

  That kinda shit always works with me. Don't go to the party. I'm gonna go.

• 47:25Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 47:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 47:26Andrew Santino?

  Take her information and log her, cuz we need to FaceTime her at some point.

• 47:29Bobby Lee?

  Also, we need a Dora.

• 47:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we need a Dora.

• 47:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we've, that's the element that's missing here, a Dora the Explorer.

• 47:35Andrew Santino?

  Hola, bad friend.

• 47:38Bobby Lee?

  Alright, that's good.

• 47:39Andrew Santino?

  We do need a Dora.

• 47:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 47:40Andrew Santino?

  Hello, bad friends, audience.

• 47:41Bobby Lee?

  So what are you gonna give her?

• 47:42Andrew Santino?

  Can you find the racism in this episode?

• 47:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, nine?

• 47:46Andrew Santino?

  It's everywhere. I think she's a nine.

• 47:47Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 47:48Andrew Santino?

  And she doesn't want the job, that's why I need to give it to her.

• 47:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's the next one?

• 47:51Speaker 14

  Well, the last one is Aaron Lopez.

• 47:52Andrew Santino?

  Aaron Lopez, another good, another Latino name, and by the way, okay, love him. Let's go, let's see him. Bobby, look up.

• 47:59Speaker 14

  Hey, what's up, guys? My name is Aaron. I'm 29, I'm from Chicago. I currently work as a real estate agent and for Progressive Insurance, but I have a lot of sales experience. I used to work at Foot Locker and T-Mobile for a lot of years. Uh, my party trick is shoving my fist in my mouth.

• 48:16Andrew Santino?

  Oh, wow.

• 48:17Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 48:18Speaker 14

  People love it when I do that.

• 48:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 48:19Bobby Lee?

  I love it.

• 48:20Speaker 14

  I have a lot of creative ideas. I currently help my girlfriend with a TikTok page. We've been doing it for a few months now, and we're almost at 50,000 followers. Uh, we've actually got in John Cena to post one of our videos, and we get a lot of interactions and a lot of reposts from other wrestlers. It's mainly WWE content.

• 48:36Andrew Santino?

  Pause it.

• 48:38Andrew Santino?

  He took this very serious.

• 48:40Bobby Lee?

  It's too serious for me.

• 48:41Andrew Santino?

  I like it. He's very professional.

• 48:44Bobby Lee?

  I work at Nike corporate and then...

• 48:46Andrew Santino?

  But it is funny to give a professional resume and then put your fist in your mouth.

• 48:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think that's what it is.

• 48:50Andrew Santino?

  The juxtaposition is awesome.

• 48:51Bobby Lee?

  It's awesome.

• 48:51Andrew Santino?

  I like that.

• 48:52Bobby Lee?

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• 48:59Andrew Santino?

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• 49:08Bobby Lee?

  OpenPhone is the number one business phone system that streamlines and scales your customer communications.

• 49:13Andrew Santino?

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• 49:18Bobby Lee?

  With OpenPhone, your team can share one number and collaborate on customer calls and texts like a shared inbox.

• 49:26Andrew Santino?

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• 49:37Bobby Lee?

  Plus, say goodbye to voicemail. Bye-bye.

• 49:40Andrew Santino?

  Bye.

• 49:41Bobby Lee?

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• 49:50Andrew Santino?

  So whether you're one-person operation drowning in calls and texts, or have a large team that needs better collaboration tools, OpenPhone is a no-brainer.

• 49:57Bobby Lee?

  OpenPhone is offering our listeners 20% off your first six months at openphone.com/badfriends.

• 50:04Andrew Santino?

  That's O-P-E-N-P-H-O-N-E, openphone.com/badfriends. And if you have existing numbers with another service, OpenPhone will port them over at no extra charge. OpenPhone, no missed calls, no-

• 50:14Bobby Lee?

  No missed customers.

• 50:15Andrew Santino?

  Zocdoc.

• 50:16Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god, my arm still hurts from me falling on that rollerblade.

• 50:20Andrew Santino?

  And you know why?

• 50:20Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 50:21Andrew Santino?

  You know why?

• 50:21Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 50:22Andrew Santino?

  Because you need to take care of it. You stop putting it off. Zocdoc is a free app and website where you can search and compare high-quality in-network doctors and click to instantly book an appointment, because you need to go get seen.

• 50:31Bobby Lee?

  And I love it, because you can filter out for doctors who take your insurance or are located nearby and are a good fit for any medical needs that you might have.

• 50:38Andrew Santino?

  And here's the problem, people go, "Hey Bobby, how are you going to be able to find a doctor with that, that can do that, near you?" Well, guess what?

• 50:45Bobby Lee?

  How do I do it?

• 50:46Andrew Santino?

  Zocdoc, you can book in-network appointments with more than 100,000 doctors across every specialty, mental health to dental health, primary care to urgent care, and even arm care after falling down on the ground.

• 50:56Bobby Lee?

  And once you find the right doctor, you can see their actual appointment openings, choose a time slot that works for you, and click to instantly book a visit.

• 51:04Andrew Santino?

  It helped me out when I moved, and I'm thankful for Zocdoc for getting me a new doc near me, takes my insurance. Stop putting off those doctor's appointments, Bobby Lee. Go to zocdoc.com/badfriends to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today.

• 51:15Bobby Lee?

  That's zocdoc, Z-O-C-D-O-C dot com slash badfriends. zocdoc.com/badfriends.

• 51:25Speaker 00

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• 51:53Bobby Lee?

  Can you do it?

• 51:54Andrew Santino?

  No, and I won't. Try.

• 51:55Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 51:56Andrew Santino?

  Because I don't want that screenshot it. Yeah, you will. No, there's no chance. I don't want to do it. No.

• 52:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I can't do it. That's incredible.

• 52:04Andrew Santino?

  It's an eight.

• 52:05Bobby Lee?

  It's an eight, yeah.

• 52:06Andrew Santino?

  So what it's boiled down to me.

• 52:08Bobby Lee?

  We have three nines.

• 52:10Andrew Santino?

  The nines are whom?

• 52:11Bobby Lee?

  Mackenzie.

• 52:12Andrew Santino?

  Right. The Philly girl.

• 52:14Bobby Lee?

  Arcele and Cody.

• 52:16Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. So here's my debate. I do think we need female energy in the booth because these three pigs have been up there doing their fucking bullshit for far too long.

• 52:23Bobby Lee?

  I think we need another female submission.

• 52:25Andrew Santino?

  I agree. We need... Okay, so how about this? We're logging these in. Please submit females only on the next round because we have to get one or two more females because then we can call them all and we can get whittled down.

• 52:36Bobby Lee?

  I think you're right. We need female energy here.

• 52:37Andrew Santino?

  We do.

• 52:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 52:38Andrew Santino?

  Sharky with the shirt off was cool. He's a single dad.

• 52:42Bobby Lee?

  I don't know. The Cody for me.

• 52:44Andrew Santino?

  It's a home run. What about the big guy? What about the 6'4", 300-pound guy?

• 52:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what was he?

• 52:49Andrew Santino?

  Ernesto. Ernesto.

• 52:50Bobby Lee?

  Ernesto got a nine too, yeah.

• 52:52Andrew Santino?

  So put him in there.

• 52:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we got a lot of nines. We have Mackenzie.

• 52:55Andrew Santino?

  So funny. You're like, we have only a couple of nines.

• 52:56Bobby Lee?

  Ethan, Ernesto, I already know. Cody and Arcele.

• 52:59Andrew Santino?

  All right.

• 52:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:00Andrew Santino?

  We're locking that in. You guys remember that. And then we're gonna whittle it down and the next time we're together, we have to FaceTime these candidates and see what we can do. Someone will have an opportunity to come up here by the fall, end of the summer of the fall. Carlos, how does it make you feel to see your job kind of going up in smoke?

• 53:15Speaker 01

  Well, because of y'all, I'm actually, I'm pretty qualified for a lot of really good jobs that would probably pay me more.

• 53:21Andrew Santino?

  Damn.

• 53:22Speaker 01

  I could probably get a job at any talent agency.

• 53:26Andrew Santino?

  You gonna make him throw a water?

• 53:29Andrew Santino?

  Let me tell you something.

• 53:32Speaker 01

  It's true.

• 53:32Andrew Santino?

  When you want to go, you're more than welcome to go. Yeah, don't even say goodbye. And this is something, this is something that I'm gonna share with Bobby right now. I'm gonna share something with Bobby right now that I probably shouldn't care. I know, a lot of things, but please share. A little, a little piece of privacy that somebody bestowed upon me and I'm gonna blow up their spot. Please. Andres, the other day, Andres the other day goes, "I'm ready for the next phase of my life. I don't want to do the show too much longer." He said that. Speak your mind.

• 54:01Andrew Santino?

  Did he, did he fucking say that or not?

• 54:05Speaker 01

  But it was like in a Spanish way.

• 54:06Andrew Santino?

  Go ahead. Bobby, listen up. Interesting. Tell the truth. Be honest. Stroke the beard, stroke the beard. Interesting.

• 54:15Bobby Lee?

  I was saying in a philosophical way, not in a practical way.

• 54:18Andrew Santino?

  Not in a literal way.

• 54:20Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 54:21Andrew Santino?

  But eventually you do want to leave. Let's be honest as a family. Yeah, let's get it out, I think that's the problem here, is that we're hiding what we really feel.

• 54:30Speaker 01

  Is that what you're doing?

• 54:31Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 54:32Speaker 01

  Hiding how you really feel? We're so honest here.

• 54:35Andrew Santino?

  Wow, he's taking so many shots at you today. I'm with Andrew for life. For life.

• 54:39Speaker 01

  As long as he makes you money.

• 54:41Andrew Santino?

  Wow. You know he's doing, you know what he's doing to you? He wants out. He's wants out. Yeah, yeah.

• 54:46Speaker 01

  No, that is so like you doing some mind trick on me to quit or something.

• 54:50Andrew Santino?

  Well, let me tell you something. Yeah.

• 54:51Andrew Santino?

  I have a buddy that's just... It's the drugs, isn't it? It is the drug. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I have a friend that I know that worked at Foot Locker and at... Progressive. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got a buddy. Yeah. So, we can get you to...

• 55:01Speaker 01

  I didn't say I wanted to go.

• 55:02Andrew Santino?

  You'd said before this whole thing started, you literally just said, "I have enough qualifications now I can go do get another job."

• 55:06Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 55:07Andrew Santino?

  I have a friend that has a cyclops eye. Alright?

• 55:11Speaker 01

  If I got fired, I could get another job, is what I'm saying.

• 55:13Andrew Santino?

  Okay, well, that sounds like you don't care if you do get fired from...

• 55:16Speaker 01

  No, I do care and you know that.

• 55:18Andrew Santino?

  Well, see, now... No, we don't. We don't, he got that... We actually don't! We don't know that! Do you know that? I don't. Yeah, we don't, so convince me that. Damn, dude. Damn, dude, bro, I'm enraged. He's honestly, he's so fucking good. I'm so enraged.

• 55:32Speaker 01

  Why?

• 55:34Bobby Lee?

  Go more toward him, I guess.

• 55:36Speaker 01

  No, no, no, you can't really do that.

• 55:37Bobby Lee?

  I don't know.

• 55:38Andrew Santino?

  We got the submissions in there. Carlos, obviously he's threatened, he's getting defensive and a little mean. And that's fine. Here's the biggest trick of all.

• 55:46Bobby Lee?

  I don't know.

• 55:47Andrew Santino?

  You know what my opinion is?

• 55:48Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 55:48Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you want a real fucking watcha medoozy?

• 55:50Bobby Lee?

  Give me a watcha medoozy, dude.

• 55:52Andrew Santino?

  All three of these schmucks are gone, and we get three new people from that list.

• 55:56Bobby Lee?

  Oh, it's so fresh.

• 55:57Andrew Santino?

  The fans would love it.

• 55:58Bobby Lee?

  That'd be great.

• 55:58Andrew Santino?

  The fans would love it.

• 55:59Bobby Lee?

  We should try for a bit.

• 56:00Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 56:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because you're ungrateful, Andreas.

• 56:05Andrew Santino?

  Fact.

• 56:05Bobby Lee?

  You should never leave this.

• 56:07Andrew Santino?

  Fact.

• 56:07Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 56:08Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 56:08Bobby Lee?

  Because if you leave this, guess what? What happens?

• 56:10Andrew Santino?

  What happens?

• 56:10Bobby Lee?

  No zombie movie.

• 56:11Andrew Santino?

  No zombie, that's right.

• 56:13Bobby Lee?

  No, a lot of things. You lose access to us. Right? Because I'd be furious.

• 56:18Andrew Santino?

  You'd be mad.

• 56:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:20Andrew Santino?

  What about Mccone?

• 56:23Bobby Lee?

  He's your bitch.

• 56:23Andrew Santino?

  He is, yeah.

• 56:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I don't know what happened.

• 56:26Andrew Santino?

  He's my little toy.

• 56:27Bobby Lee?

  And the reason why I turned on Mccone all those years is because I saw him go towards you.

• 56:32Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 56:32Bobby Lee?

  So I'm like, he can't get all that love.

• 56:35Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 56:35Bobby Lee?

  I do love the guy, you know what I mean? But it's like, it's too much love.

• 56:39Andrew Santino?

  Too much.

• 56:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and you, Carlos, oh, you just blew that fucking smoke in my face?

• 56:43Andrew Santino?

  You're vaping on the show and you're blowing it at us?

• 56:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, it's so rude.

• 56:47Speaker 01

  I only smoke joints.

• 56:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:50Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 56:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 56:50Bobby Lee?

  You know what it is? He got celebrity from this.

• 56:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he did.

• 56:54Bobby Lee?

  We fucked it up.

• 56:55Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we fucked up.

• 56:55Speaker 01

  It's awesome.

• 56:56Andrew Santino?

  And I will say something. These guys are all irreplaceable. We love them so much. They're our brothers.

• 57:00Bobby Lee?

  We should do it.

• 57:01Andrew Santino?

  They're our brothers. We love them so much, but we do want to bring in somebody. We're interested. I really want this to take place.

• 57:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:07Speaker 01

  It's good fan interaction for celebrities like you to interact with normal people.

• 57:11Andrew Santino?

  He's being facetious. It's so funny when he takes shots.

• 57:14Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 57:14Andrew Santino?

  Well, let's bring in some of the students then, how about that?

• 57:16Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 57:17Andrew Santino?

  Because maybe someone in the student pool.

• 57:18Bobby Lee?

  Maybe.

• 57:19Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 57:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, let's grab somebody.

• 57:20Bobby Lee?

  Does anybody want, no, let's see incentive. Don't grab him yet.

• 57:25Bobby Lee?

  Just, don't grab anybody. Go back in your booth.

• 57:27Andrew Santino?

  Wait.

• 57:28Bobby Lee?

  Here's, I want them to have a incentive.

• 57:30Andrew Santino?

  Incentive, right. Incense?

• 57:32Bobby Lee?

  I hate when you do that.

• 57:34Andrew Santino?

  Well, I can't hear you.

• 57:35Bobby Lee?

  When you get incentive.

• 57:36Andrew Santino?

  I want them to have incentive. I want to be incentivized.

• 57:39Bobby Lee?

  So they need to volunteer themselves to walk in.

• 57:41Andrew Santino?

  Okay, volunteer for someone to walk in, whoever wants to be on the first up. Go ahead. Who is? Hi.

• 57:47Bobby Lee?

  Hi.

• 57:48Andrew Santino?

  Take a seat there.

• 57:49Bobby Lee?

  You want both? We get both.

• 57:50Andrew Santino?

  Well, both is fine.

• 57:51Bobby Lee?

  Both is fine.

• 57:51Andrew Santino?

  Both is fine. Do we have a camera for two or no?

• 57:54Speaker 15

  Yes.

• 57:55Andrew Santino?

  We do.

• 57:55Bobby Lee?

  Did you get your pants from Target?

• 57:57Speaker 15

  No, Urban Outfitters actually.

• 57:59Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I'm kidding.

• 58:00Andrew Santino?

  Why, is that a shot?

• 58:02Bobby Lee?

  I don't know why I did that, that was so rude.

• 58:03Andrew Santino?

  Very weird.

• 58:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, oh yeah.

• 58:05Andrew Santino?

  Because they're nice, because pancakes-

• 58:06Bobby Lee?

  Those are really nice pants.

• 58:07Andrew Santino?

  Pancakes and fries?

• 58:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 58:09Andrew Santino?

  God bless.

• 58:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 58:10Andrew Santino?

  Serve it up, girl. Go off, queen.

• 58:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:13Andrew Santino?

  Serve. She's serving.

• 58:14Bobby Lee?

  She's serving.

• 58:15Andrew Santino?

  She's serving.

• 58:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:16Andrew Santino?

  Uh, what's your name there in the blue chair?

• 58:18Speaker 16

  I'm Sophia.

• 58:19Andrew Santino?

  Sophia, put the mic up toward your mouth so we can see.

• 58:21Bobby Lee?

  And try to be a little louder, both of you.

• 58:22Andrew Santino?

  Sophia. Sophia, you broke the mic?

• 58:26Bobby Lee?

  What's going on?

• 58:26Andrew Santino?

  Five seconds, she breaks the mic.

• 58:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 58:28Andrew Santino?

  No, it's fine.

• 58:28Bobby Lee?

  Sophia, what is going on, dude?

• 58:30Andrew Santino?

  Sophia-

• 58:31Bobby Lee?

  What are you, Johnny Rotten? She's fucking destroying the set.

• 58:35Andrew Santino?

  It's very funny.

• 58:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 58:38Andrew Santino?

  What does this say today? God save the queens.

• 58:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 58:41Andrew Santino?

  Hey, so Sophia. Just leave it alone, Sophia.

• 58:43Bobby Lee?

  No, no, have her fix it. I want her to work under pressure. Fix it. Sophia, fix it.

• 58:50Speaker 16

  I'm trying.

• 58:51Bobby Lee?

  What's your name?

• 58:52Speaker 15

  Amanda.

• 58:52Bobby Lee?

  Hi, Amanda. While you're fixing that, we're gonna talk to Amanda.

• 58:55Speaker 15

  Okay.

• 58:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:56Andrew Santino?

  Amanda, you guys are both at Quinnipiac?

• 58:58Speaker 15

  Yes.

• 58:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:59Andrew Santino?

  Are you both east coast kids?

• 59:01Speaker 15

  Yes.

• 59:01Andrew Santino?

  Where are you from?

• 59:02Speaker 15

  Jersey. Central Jersey, if you believe in central Jersey. If you don't-

• 59:05Bobby Lee?

  I'm a big believer.

• 59:06Andrew Santino?

  It's a real place.

• 59:07Speaker 15

  Okay, good.

• 59:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I honor it.

• 59:08Andrew Santino?

  Sophia and Amanda.

• 59:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:10Andrew Santino?

  Sophia, where are you from?

• 59:12Speaker 16

  Long Island, New Jersey.

• 59:13Andrew Santino?

  You didn't fix the mic.

• 59:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, you gotta fix it.

• 59:15Speaker 16

  I don't know where it keeps-

• 59:16Bobby Lee?

  Try to figure it out.

• 59:16Andrew Santino?

  Don't worry about it.

• 59:17Bobby Lee?

  Okay, don't worry about it.

• 59:18Andrew Santino?

  And you're from Long Island. How far out?

• 59:20Speaker 16

  Middle.

• 59:21Andrew Santino?

  What town?

• 59:22Bobby Lee?

  You're both from middles.

• 59:23Andrew Santino?

  Middle Jersey, middle, middle Long Island.

• 59:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 59:25Speaker 16

  Like, you know Suffolk County?

• 59:27Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Suffolk, yeah.

• 59:28Speaker 16

  Yeah, I'm like, right in the middle.

• 59:30Andrew Santino?

  Give me your home address, I'm driving there in five days, I'll be driving through, I'll say hi to your parents. I'm not even kidding. Wouldn't that be fun if I stopped by? Because I'm going out to Long Island, so I'll be going out, way out, so I could stop by.

• 59:40Bobby Lee?

  I'll never stop by.

• 59:41Andrew Santino?

  No, that's true. So what year are you guys at Quinnipiac?

• 59:45Speaker 15

  I'm a junior, I'm gonna be a senior next year.

• 59:47Speaker 16

  I'm going into my third year.

• 59:49Bobby Lee?

  What, so, but you guys are, let me guess, 21?

• 59:52Andrew Santino?

  No, 19.

• 59:53Speaker 15

  I'm 21.

• 59:53Andrew Santino?

  You're 19, yes, you're about to be a junior.

• 59:56Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 59:56Andrew Santino?

  19 and 21. So you're, you're almost on your way out.

• 1:00:00Speaker 15

  Yeah.

• 1:00:01Andrew Santino?

  Do you have any hopes for the future?

• 1:00:03Speaker 15

  A lot, actually.

• 1:00:04Andrew Santino?

  And what are they?

• 1:00:04Speaker 15

  I want to work in the music industry post-grad.

• 1:00:07Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's where you have bad friends, huh?

• 1:00:09Andrew Santino?

  That's good.

• 1:00:09Speaker 15

  Exactly.

• 1:00:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:11Andrew Santino?

  What, what do you want to do in the music industry, something like, like?

• 1:00:13Speaker 15

  I want to do marketing for a record label.

• 1:00:15Andrew Santino?

  Ah.

• 1:00:15Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 1:00:16Andrew Santino?

  Very good.

• 1:00:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:17Andrew Santino?

  What about you?

• 1:00:18Speaker 16

  Um, kind of whatever can get, get me on my feet.

• 1:00:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're my kind of person.

• 1:00:23Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:24Bobby Lee?

  Already. Yeah.

• 1:00:25Andrew Santino?

  This is so funny, she's you, she's me.

• 1:00:28Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 1:00:28Andrew Santino?

  This is the weirdest thing. She's you, she's me. What are, what are your skill sets?

• 1:00:33Bobby Lee?

  Just say nothing.

• 1:00:34Speaker 16

  Nothing.

• 1:00:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, good, you're me.

• 1:00:36Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:37Andrew Santino?

  And you have a litany of skill sets, you can do a lot of things, huh? You're a good student?

• 1:00:40Speaker 15

  I can.

• 1:00:41Andrew Santino?

  You worked very hard, yeah. This is interesting.

• 1:00:43Bobby Lee?

  Did you get straight A's?

• 1:00:44Speaker 16

  Yeah.

• 1:00:44Bobby Lee?

  Oh, fuck.

• 1:00:45Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you did, yeah, not, not you.

• 1:00:46Bobby Lee?

  Not me.

• 1:00:46Speaker 16

  No, I don't.

• 1:00:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, see, that right there is me. You, you, you don't stand on anything, you go back and forth.

• 1:00:52Andrew Santino?

  That's great. Flip-flop.

• 1:00:54Bobby Lee?

  What do you watch?

• 1:00:56Speaker 16

  Um, horror.

• 1:00:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh, what's your favorite horror movie? That'll happen to be a huge, top three horror movies, go.

• 1:01:03Speaker 16

  Uh, Scream the Original, um, I guess, the Fear Street series?

• 1:01:10Speaker 15

  Yeah.

• 1:01:10Speaker 16

  Yeah.

• 1:01:11Andrew Santino?

  What? Are you guys best friends?

• 1:01:13Speaker 15

  We're gonna be after this.

• 1:01:14Andrew Santino?

  Because you look at her like she knows your answers.

• 1:01:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:17Speaker 15

  We do, we're both horror fans.

• 1:01:19Speaker 16

  Yeah.

• 1:01:19Andrew Santino?

  Ah.

• 1:01:19Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 1:01:20Andrew Santino?

  Are you guys close in real life?

• 1:01:21Bobby Lee?

  What's a Fear Street series, what is that?

• 1:01:23Speaker 16

  It's like, it's like a Netflix original series, they just came out with a fourth one.

• 1:01:28Speaker 15

  Yeah.

• 1:01:28Andrew Santino?

  Fear Street?

• 1:01:29Speaker 16

  And it takes place in like, a long time ago.

• 1:01:33Speaker 15

  They're like, kind of spoofs on the original slashers.

• 1:01:36Andrew Santino?

  Cool.

• 1:01:37Speaker 15

  Yeah.

• 1:01:38Andrew Santino?

  That's cool.

• 1:01:38Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:01:39Andrew Santino?

  I like, what, what does R.L. Stine have to do with it?

• 1:01:41Speaker 15

  R.L. Stine is the one who did Goosebumps, The Haunting Hour.

• 1:01:45Andrew Santino?

  I know that, but I'm saying, they, why is that, does he have anything to do with Fear Street? Oh, R.L. Stine wrote the original Fear Street?

• 1:01:52Speaker 16

  Yeah.

• 1:01:52Andrew Santino?

  Prom queen. Oh, look at that.

• 1:01:54Bobby Lee?

  Well, is it, it's campy then?

• 1:01:56Speaker 16

  Very.

• 1:01:56Speaker 15

  Yeah.

• 1:01:56Bobby Lee?

  I don't like it.

• 1:01:57Speaker 16

  Oh.

• 1:01:58Bobby Lee?

  That's not real fear.

• 1:01:59Andrew Santino?

  Cause R.L. does do campy stuff. He does like, kind of like kitschy.

• 1:02:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:02Andrew Santino?

  Isn't it, right?

• 1:02:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, kitschy, yeah. I mean, you don't like The Exorcist?

• 1:02:06Speaker 16

  Hmm, not really.

• 1:02:07Andrew Santino?

  Right, you like it to be like light and goofy and kinda like joking of it, in and of itself, right?

• 1:02:11Speaker 16

  I like it to look fake.

• 1:02:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, right, exactly.

• 1:02:13Speaker 16

  Like kinda he's right behind you.

• 1:02:15Andrew Santino?

  Right, spaghetti western type of goofball, wackadoo.

• 1:02:18Bobby Lee?

  Hereditary?

• 1:02:19Speaker 16

  Loved Hereditary.

• 1:02:21Bobby Lee?

  Now we're...

• 1:02:22Andrew Santino?

  Parasite. You like that kinda?

• 1:02:23Speaker 16

  I did not like that.

• 1:02:24Andrew Santino?

  Right. They don't like...

• 1:02:25Bobby Lee?

  Parasite's not a horror movie?

• 1:02:26Andrew Santino?

  I know, they don't like gross, weird, too psychological, fucked up. They like on the nose, goofy...

• 1:02:32Bobby Lee?

  God, it makes me mad!

• 1:02:33Andrew Santino?

  That's alright.

• 1:02:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh, it makes me mad!

• 1:02:36Andrew Santino?

  No, they don't, they don't...

• 1:02:36Bobby Lee?

  That's not real horror!

• 1:02:38Andrew Santino?

  I'm not saying Parasite's horror, I'm saying they don't, they like...

• 1:02:40Bobby Lee?

  No, not you, them!

• 1:02:41Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 1:02:41Bobby Lee?

  Fear Street? I'm not gonna watch that!

• 1:02:44Andrew Santino?

  Give me Fear Road and I'll watch.

• 1:02:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:46Andrew Santino?

  Do you know this show? Have you ever seen this show?

• 1:02:48Speaker 16

  Yeah, we've seen it once or twice.

• 1:02:49Andrew Santino?

  Oh, cool.

• 1:02:50Bobby Lee?

  You've heard of it, but?

• 1:02:51Andrew Santino?

  Jesus, fucker.

• 1:02:52Bobby Lee?

  Okay. You're not nervous here?

• 1:02:53Andrew Santino?

  They hate us.

• 1:02:54Bobby Lee?

  I know they do, I can tell.

• 1:02:55Andrew Santino?

  I know.

• 1:02:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Fear Street?

• 1:02:58Andrew Santino?

  Uh, we've seen this show.

• 1:03:00Bobby Lee?

  Series, naffa!

• 1:03:01Andrew Santino?

  It's sophomoric. Well...

• 1:03:03Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:03:03Andrew Santino?

  Sorry. I'm sorry you hate us.

• 1:03:06Bobby Lee?

  So you wanna be in the music industry, we don't know what you wanna do?

• 1:03:09Speaker 16

  Something that involves...

• 1:03:12Bobby Lee?

  Entertainment?

• 1:03:13Speaker 16

  Yeah.

• 1:03:13Bobby Lee?

  Like a producer. Can you write?

• 1:03:15Speaker 16

  No.

• 1:03:15Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:03:15Andrew Santino?

  What can you do?

• 1:03:18Andrew Santino?

  Give me one thing that you do very well.

• 1:03:20Speaker 16

  Photography.

• 1:03:20Andrew Santino?

  Uh, okay, so you're a photographer?

• 1:03:22Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:03:23Andrew Santino?

  That's a good start.

• 1:03:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:24Andrew Santino?

  What, do you have a, like a, a bunch of cameras?

• 1:03:26Speaker 16

  I have one, yeah.

• 1:03:27Andrew Santino?

  What is it?

• 1:03:28Speaker 16

  Uh, Canon Rebel T6.

• 1:03:31Andrew Santino?

  Look it up. I wanna see what it looks like. The Canon Rebel T6. Rebel T6, that's a camera. Now that is a camera.

• 1:03:39Bobby Lee?

  That's a real camera.

• 1:03:40Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 1:03:41Bobby Lee?

  How much is that camera?

• 1:03:42Andrew Santino?

  Look, it says it right there. $1,200.

• 1:03:44Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:03:45Andrew Santino?

  No, it's uh 400 bucks.

• 1:03:48Speaker 16

  It was, it's very old.

• 1:03:49Andrew Santino?

  So you bought it when it was cheaper than that?

• 1:03:51Speaker 16

  Yeah.

• 1:03:52Andrew Santino?

  Alright.

• 1:03:52Speaker 16

  Like 2016.

• 1:03:53Andrew Santino?

  Good for you.

• 1:03:54Bobby Lee?

  Is it digital?

• 1:03:55Andrew Santino?

  They are digital, yeah, everything is now.

• 1:03:57Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I don't know.

• 1:03:57Andrew Santino?

  So you're out there snapping pics?

• 1:03:59Speaker 16

  Yeah.

• 1:04:00Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, and what you, is this your hobby, or you're trying to slow, is this something you really wanna make your career, but you're afraid to tell everybody?

• 1:04:06Speaker 16

  No, it's more of a hobby.

• 1:04:07Bobby Lee?

  So you have no future?

• 1:04:10Speaker 16

  Exactly, actually.

• 1:04:11Andrew Santino?

  No, I think you do, I just don't know what it is.

• 1:04:13Bobby Lee?

  I think you do.

• 1:04:13Andrew Santino?

  I'm trying to figure out what.

• 1:04:14Speaker 16

  I wanna do something like with social media.

• 1:04:16Bobby Lee?

  There we go.

• 1:04:17Speaker 16

  But I also wanna do managing.

• 1:04:19Andrew Santino?

  Managing of?

• 1:04:20Bobby Lee?

  Talent.

• 1:04:21Speaker 16

  Yeah.

• 1:04:22Andrew Santino?

  You wanna manage talent?

• 1:04:23Bobby Lee?

  That's what you're gonna do.

• 1:04:24Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 1:04:25Bobby Lee?

  When you move out here and become like a...

• 1:04:27Andrew Santino?

  Do not move out here. Do not. They don't wanna move out here, they're east coast kids, they're gonna stay east.

• 1:04:32Speaker 01

  Lionsgate has that job open right now.

• 1:04:34Andrew Santino?

  Manager of social media, WW TV marketing.

• 1:04:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Also, you could get it like a mailroom job at an agency.

• 1:04:41Speaker 16

  Yeah.

• 1:04:42Speaker 01

  Very hard to get.

• 1:04:43Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's a hard gig to get now.

• 1:04:45Bobby Lee?

  We have connections.

• 1:04:46Andrew Santino?

  We don't fucking know her.

• 1:04:47Bobby Lee?

  That's right.

• 1:04:48Andrew Santino?

  I can't vouch for something I just met for the first time. I mean, she doesn't even know if she wants it.

• 1:04:52Bobby Lee?

  I know. That's right, you just have to want it.

• 1:04:54Speaker 16

  I'm willing to try anything, though.

• 1:04:56Bobby Lee?

  You have to work hard, though, and it's, it, what?

• 1:04:59Speaker 16

  Are you calling me not a hard worker?

• 1:05:01Bobby Lee?

  We don't know.

• 1:05:02Andrew Santino?

  I'd have no idea.

• 1:05:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you don't even...

• 1:05:04Andrew Santino?

  I can't tell.

• 1:05:05Bobby Lee?

  You don't even know what you wanna do, really.

• 1:05:07Andrew Santino?

  I can't tell if you're, if she's like very uh smart and astute and good at stuff, and she's playing with us, and she's just toying with us.

• 1:05:15Bobby Lee?

  But this is my energy.

• 1:05:16Andrew Santino?

  Right, you like this.

• 1:05:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, cuz you look at me, ask me with something.

• 1:05:19Andrew Santino?

  What do you do?

• 1:05:20Bobby Lee?

  I don't know.

• 1:05:21Andrew Santino?

  Oh, right, same, yeah.

• 1:05:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, same thing, yeah, yeah, that's who I am.

• 1:05:24Andrew Santino?

  Alright, well, Jersey knows, she wants to be in the music industry. And has Quinnipiac been great? We visited your school.

• 1:05:31Speaker 16

  Yeah, I actually came in as a criminal justice major, so I'm like, I, I made the switch my freshman year, but it's been great to me.

• 1:05:38Andrew Santino?

  What are your, what is your mom, she's me, yeah, what does your mom and dad do?

• 1:05:42Speaker 15

  They both work in the steel industry.

• 1:05:45Andrew Santino?

  Vague. I like vague.

• 1:05:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:47Speaker 15

  Well, my dad has an engineering degree, so he does all the engineering kind of stuff, but he definitely wanted me to be a doctor.

• 1:05:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:54Andrew Santino?

  And then your mom, what?

• 1:05:55Speaker 15

  She works in more of the clerical side, so she does a lot of.

• 1:05:58Bobby Lee?

  I thought she was.

• 1:06:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:06:03Andrew Santino?

  Do they work together?

• 1:06:04Speaker 15

  They used to. That's how they met.

• 1:06:05Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 1:06:06Speaker 15

  Yeah.

• 1:06:06Andrew Santino?

  I could see that. That makes perfect. You're that. You have that kind of energy. Are you an only child?

• 1:06:10Speaker 15

  Yes.

• 1:06:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Saw that coming.

• 1:06:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:06:12Andrew Santino?

  I could feel it. Now, you, you're definitely not an only child, and you fucking hate your older sister.

• 1:06:17Speaker 15

  I am an only child.

• 1:06:18Andrew Santino?

  You are?

• 1:06:18Speaker 15

  That's why I was like.

• 1:06:19Bobby Lee?

  What do you think? You're psychic?

• 1:06:20Andrew Santino?

  I was trying.

• 1:06:22Bobby Lee?

  That was the biggest fail I've ever seen. I'm so embarrassed.

• 1:06:25Andrew Santino?

  I tried.

• 1:06:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:06:26Andrew Santino?

  Our guy gave me influence. The astrological guy was making me feel.

• 1:06:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't have the talent.

• 1:06:31Andrew Santino?

  No, I don't got.

• 1:06:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you don't got it.

• 1:06:32Andrew Santino?

  I don't got any fucking talent.

• 1:06:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:33Andrew Santino?

  You're an only child?

• 1:06:34Speaker 15

  Yeah.

• 1:06:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:34Andrew Santino?

  What does your mom and dad do?

• 1:06:36Speaker 15

  Mom's an accountant. Dad's a mechanic.

• 1:06:38Andrew Santino?

  Car mechanic?

• 1:06:39Speaker 15

  Yeah. He owns his own shop. Yeah.

• 1:06:40Bobby Lee?

  Blue collar.

• 1:06:41Andrew Santino?

  Well, shout out his shop.

• 1:06:42Bobby Lee?

  I'm blue collar. I come from blue collar too.

• 1:06:44Andrew Santino?

  What's your dad's shop name? He comes from blue collar. Get fucked, dude. You lived. You went to a country club. You lived in a mansion growing up.

• 1:06:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but my dad had a blue collar job.

• 1:06:52Andrew Santino?

  It's not blue collar when you own a shop, fucking liar. Fashion gal.

• 1:06:55Bobby Lee?

  Look at that.

• 1:06:56Andrew Santino?

  His dad owned.

• 1:06:56Bobby Lee?

  My dad owned that.

• 1:06:58Andrew Santino?

  Retail. That's not blue collar. You don't understand what blue collar means. It's laborers.

• 1:07:02Speaker 01

  You lived in the richest town in Minnesota.

• 1:07:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you fucking liar. Shut up.

• 1:07:07Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 1:07:07Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Blue collar. Her father works with his hands. It's blue collar.

• 1:07:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but he owns his own shop. How is that not apply?

• 1:07:14Andrew Santino?

  He uses his fucking hands.

• 1:07:16Bobby Lee?

  My dad worked. He had no employees. He worked every day.

• 1:07:18Andrew Santino?

  That's because he was a cheap Korean fuck. He didn't want to hire anybody.

• 1:07:21Bobby Lee?

  Okay. But see those mannequins?

• 1:07:23Andrew Santino?

  He put them together.

• 1:07:24Bobby Lee?

  He made those.

• 1:07:24Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I know.

• 1:07:25Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:07:26Andrew Santino?

  Do you know why it's called blue collar?

• 1:07:28Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:07:29Andrew Santino?

  Seriously?

• 1:07:30Bobby Lee?

  Don't. Please don't do this right now.

• 1:07:31Andrew Santino?

  I'm being serious.

• 1:07:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I look like a fool.

• 1:07:33Andrew Santino?

  No, but think about it.

• 1:07:36Bobby Lee?

  They have a collar.

• 1:07:37Andrew Santino?

  And it's?

• 1:07:38Bobby Lee?

  Blue.

• 1:07:38Andrew Santino?

  Right. And versus white collars, usually guys who wear suits, right?

• 1:07:41Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 1:07:41Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 1:07:42Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:07:42Andrew Santino?

  Right, so people, right, okay.

• 1:07:44Bobby Lee?

  My dad didn't wear a suit.

• 1:07:45Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 1:07:45Bobby Lee?

  He wore a blue collar shirt.

• 1:07:46Andrew Santino?

  No, he didn't. No, he wore a blue t-shirt.

• 1:07:48Bobby Lee?

  No, blue collar.

• 1:07:49Andrew Santino?

  He didn't wear a collar.

• 1:07:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I did.

• 1:07:50Andrew Santino?

  No, he wore t-shirts. Fashion go, t-shirts.

• 1:07:52Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:07:53Andrew Santino?

  That's what he wore.

• 1:07:53Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:07:55Andrew Santino?

  That's what he wore.

• 1:07:55Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:07:56Andrew Santino?

  He's not a collar.

• 1:07:56Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, let's go back to...

• 1:07:57Andrew Santino?

  What's the name of your dad's shop? Can we see it? We can cut it out.

• 1:08:00Speaker 16

  Old Nichols Service Station?

• 1:08:02Andrew Santino?

  Old Nichols Service Station?

• 1:08:03Bobby Lee?

  If your car's broken down, go to Old Nichols Station!

• 1:08:08Andrew Santino?

  In Long Island.

• 1:08:09Bobby Lee?

  Long Island.

• 1:08:10Andrew Santino?

  Is that it?

• 1:08:11Speaker 16

  Yeah.

• 1:08:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:12Andrew Santino?

  That's fucking awesome. That's obviously your last name, Nichols?

• 1:08:15Speaker 16

  Nope.

• 1:08:16Andrew Santino?

  Who's Old Nichols?

• 1:08:18Speaker 16

  I, yeah.

• 1:08:19Bobby Lee?

  It's clever.

• 1:08:20Andrew Santino?

  By the way, it would be better if it was Nichols, like the coin, N-I-C, like Old Nichols.

• 1:08:24Speaker 01

  I think someone died outside.

• 1:08:25Andrew Santino?

  Oh, who died out front? Family member?

• 1:08:28Speaker 16

  Plants?

• 1:08:30Andrew Santino?

  Oh, they do die.

• 1:08:30Bobby Lee?

  That's a death burial.

• 1:08:32Andrew Santino?

  That is a burial.

• 1:08:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Who died there?

• 1:08:34Andrew Santino?

  Old Nichols. It's on Old Nichols Road.

• 1:08:37Speaker 16

  Yeah.

• 1:08:37Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Well, thank you. We're gonna get the next group in.

• 1:08:41Andrew Santino?

  You guys are great.

• 1:08:42Bobby Lee?

  You guys are great.

• 1:08:42Andrew Santino?

  Thank you. Give it up for them.

• 1:08:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Give them a round of applause.

• 1:08:44Andrew Santino?

  Long Island and Jersey.

• 1:08:45Bobby Lee?

  Very nice.

• 1:08:46Andrew Santino?

  Two of the best. Two of the best in the game right now.

• 1:08:48Bobby Lee?

  Old Nichols Auto Center.

• 1:08:51Andrew Santino?

  Old Nichols Auto Center! Bing bang, bu-boom, ba-bam-boom. Is that your car making the noise? Ba-boom-boom. You gotta take it down to the boys, ba-boom-boom.

• 1:09:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:01Andrew Santino?

  Old Nichols will fix up your car.

• 1:09:03Bobby Lee?

  Next two!

• 1:09:04Andrew Santino?

  Boom-boom-boom. You'll go far. Old Nichols Auto Center.

• 1:09:08Bobby Lee?

  McCone. Incentive. Incentive.

• 1:09:12Andrew Santino?

  Incentivize.

• 1:09:13Bobby Lee?

  Back up.

• 1:09:13Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:14Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, yay! Yay! Hey!

• 1:09:20Andrew Santino?

  Two?

• 1:09:21Bobby Lee?

  Two.

• 1:09:21Andrew Santino?

  Four students.

• 1:09:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:23Andrew Santino?

  All right. What's your name? Where are you from? What do you do?

• 1:09:26Speaker 17

  I'm Judy.

• 1:09:27Andrew Santino?

  Judy!

• 1:09:28Bobby Lee?

  Judy! We love Judy.

• 1:09:31Andrew Santino?

  Judy, where are you from?

• 1:09:32Speaker 17

  I'm from North Carolina.

• 1:09:34Andrew Santino?

  Which part?

• 1:09:34Speaker 17

  Carrie.

• 1:09:35Andrew Santino?

  I know Carrie.

• 1:09:36Bobby Lee?

  You do?

• 1:09:37Andrew Santino?

  I do.

• 1:09:37Bobby Lee?

  What's there?

• 1:09:38Andrew Santino?

  My dad's from North Carolina, you know that.

• 1:09:39Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 1:09:40Andrew Santino?

  My dad's from a small town called Valdez, you don't know it.

• 1:09:43Speaker 17

  Nope, you're right.

• 1:09:43Andrew Santino?

  It's near Hickory, you do know Hickory though.

• 1:09:45Speaker 17

  Yes, I know Hickory.

• 1:09:46Bobby Lee?

  Is that where from Hickory cheese comes from?

• 1:09:47Andrew Santino?

  That's exactly right! It's no, it's Hickory furniture.

• 1:09:50Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:09:51Andrew Santino?

  Alright, Judy's from, from North Carolina, and what's your name?

• 1:09:54Speaker 18

  I'm Zoe.

• 1:09:55Bobby Lee?

  Hi Zoe.

• 1:09:55Andrew Santino?

  Zoe, very calm, very patient.

• 1:09:57Bobby Lee?

  Where you from Zoe?

• 1:09:58Speaker 18

  I'm from Long Island.

• 1:09:59Bobby Lee?

  Long Island, yeah.

• 1:10:00Andrew Santino?

  Do you know about Old Nichols Auto Center?

• 1:10:02Speaker 18

  I don't, but I'm glad I do, yeah.

• 1:10:04Andrew Santino?

  You do now, yeah.

• 1:10:04Bobby Lee?

  Let's play a game, Guess the Race!

• 1:10:07Andrew Santino?

  Guess the Race. Here we are on Guess the Race on Bad Friends.

• 1:10:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're half of something.

• 1:10:12Speaker 18

  I'm a quarter of something.

• 1:10:13Bobby Lee?

  You're a quarter of something.

• 1:10:14Andrew Santino?

  Quarter, a quarter, hmm.

• 1:10:15Bobby Lee?

  Let me guess, I already know. You gotta be a quarter Asian.

• 1:10:19Andrew Santino?

  Well, yeah dude, but which one, that's that, I, anyone know?

• 1:10:21Bobby Lee?

  You can't guess quarters of what, it's watered down, there's no way to know.

• 1:10:25Andrew Santino?

  I can, I can tell.

• 1:10:26Bobby Lee?

  Okay, which one it is?

• 1:10:27Andrew Santino?

  My instincts says Chinese.

• 1:10:29Bobby Lee?

  Okay, can I just?

• 1:10:31Andrew Santino?

  Am I right? God bless.

• 1:10:32Bobby Lee?

  Wow, you do have psychic ability.

• 1:10:34Andrew Santino?

  I told you dude.

• 1:10:35Bobby Lee?

  He has it.

• 1:10:36Andrew Santino?

  I know my Chinese.

• 1:10:37Bobby Lee?

  Did you know your Chinese grandmother or grandfather?

• 1:10:40Speaker 18

  Um, no, I didn't, they knew before I knew them, but, yeah, my mom's half Chinese, so.

• 1:10:44Andrew Santino?

  Your mom's half Chinese?

• 1:10:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:10:46Andrew Santino?

  And your dad is what?

• 1:10:47Speaker 18

  Wait.

• 1:10:48Andrew Santino?

  Boo.

• 1:10:48Bobby Lee?

  Boo.

• 1:10:50Andrew Santino?

  Boring.

• 1:10:51Bobby Lee?

  You have Chinese?

• 1:10:52Andrew Santino?

  Judy, are you Chinese?

• 1:10:53Speaker 17

  Do you guys wanna guess? I know mine might be hard, yeah.

• 1:10:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:10:58Andrew Santino?

  Judy, I feel like you might be Puerto Rican and, uh, and, uh, Puerto Rican and, um, Moroccan.

• 1:11:04Speaker 18

  And Moroccan, yeah.

• 1:11:05Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, did I get it?

• 1:11:06Speaker 17

  Yeah, you got it, 5%, yeah.

• 1:11:08Andrew Santino?

  Knew it, knew it.

• 1:11:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:10Andrew Santino?

  Alright, so, you guys are at Quinnipiac and you're what ages, what years at Quinnipiac?

• 1:11:14Speaker 17

  I'm a grad student.

• 1:11:15Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you look more mature, you look like you're, you, you've, you've been through the gambit.

• 1:11:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:20Andrew Santino?

  And what about you?

• 1:11:21Speaker 18

  I'm going into my 3rd year.

• 1:11:22Andrew Santino?

  3rd year?

• 1:11:23Speaker 18

  Yeah.

• 1:11:23Andrew Santino?

  Junior.

• 1:11:24Bobby Lee?

  It's so funny, I was gonna wear my Brad Pitt t-shirt.

• 1:11:27Speaker 18

  Really?

• 1:11:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so.

• 1:11:30Andrew Santino?

  Pedro Pascal fan? That, he is the man.

• 1:11:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:11:33Andrew Santino?

  This guy's a fucking mega babe.

• 1:11:34Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 1:11:35Andrew Santino?

  This guy thinks he's Pedro Pascal, buddy.

• 1:11:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:11:37Andrew Santino?

  Stupid Spaniard. And Judy, what year are you, is this your first year in grad school?

• 1:11:42Speaker 17

  Yeah, it's a 1-year program, so.

• 1:11:44Andrew Santino?

  You're in and out.

• 1:11:44Speaker 17

  I'm almost done, yeah.

• 1:11:45Bobby Lee?

  What do you wanna do Jude? Hey Judy.

• 1:11:50Speaker 17

  I want to be in sports media.

• 1:11:52Andrew Santino?

  Sports media, like you want to do on camera stuff?

• 1:11:54Speaker 17

  Yes.

• 1:11:55Andrew Santino?

  Easy, easy, you got it.

• 1:11:56Bobby Lee?

  Kaitlyn Clark, you know, another three. That's you?

• 1:12:00Speaker 17

  That's me.

• 1:12:01Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:12:02Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 1:12:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:12:03Andrew Santino?

  I mean, you are, she's very personable.

• 1:12:04Bobby Lee?

  I love.

• 1:12:05Andrew Santino?

  What do you want to do?

• 1:12:06Speaker 18

  Uh, I'm studying film.

• 1:12:07Andrew Santino?

  Film, you want to be, what, do you want to be on camera or behind it?

• 1:12:10Speaker 18

  Oh, I'm probably behind it.

• 1:12:12Andrew Santino?

  Behind it.

• 1:12:12Bobby Lee?

  I can tell you want to be a director.

• 1:12:14Speaker 18

  Yeah, actually, I could see that.

• 1:12:16Bobby Lee?

  I can see that, yeah, I can see that.

• 1:12:17Andrew Santino?

  You want to be a director?

• 1:12:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:18Speaker 18

  I like editing.

• 1:12:19Andrew Santino?

  You think you, oh, you like editing?

• 1:12:20Speaker 18

  Yeah.

• 1:12:21Andrew Santino?

  We need an editor, because we're about to lose one.

• 1:12:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:12:24Andrew Santino?

  Aren't we, Andres?

• 1:12:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:12:26Speaker 18

  Yep.

• 1:12:26Andrew Santino?

  You think you could edit as good as he does?

• 1:12:28Speaker 18

  I mean, maybe.

• 1:12:29Andrew Santino?

  Ah, dude, I like that.

• 1:12:31Bobby Lee?

  You seem like you have deep film knowledge. What's your top five films, my friend?

• 1:12:35Speaker 18

  I can't do that.

• 1:12:36Bobby Lee?

  Top three?

• 1:12:36Andrew Santino?

  Well, give, just give us a chunk of films that means something to you.

• 1:12:39Bobby Lee?

  Well, just give me a chunk of films.

• 1:12:40Speaker 18

  I'll say My Cousin Vinny.

• 1:12:42Andrew Santino?

  Oh, such a good movie.

• 1:12:43Bobby Lee?

  Good, yeah.

• 1:12:44Andrew Santino?

  Fantastic chunk.

• 1:12:44Bobby Lee?

  That's it?

• 1:12:45Speaker 18

  That's it.

• 1:12:46Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:12:46Andrew Santino?

  That's a movie she likes.

• 1:12:47Speaker 18

  I have some more.

• 1:12:48Bobby Lee?

  Okay, My Cousin Vinny, okay. Give me some more.

• 1:12:50Speaker 18

  Okay, I could go Singing in the Rain.

• 1:12:54Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:12:54Andrew Santino?

  Singing in the Rain, Singing in the Rain.

• 1:12:56Bobby Lee?

  It's a classic, yeah.

• 1:12:57Andrew Santino?

  It's very sweet.

• 1:12:57Bobby Lee?

  And then.

• 1:12:58Andrew Santino?

  It was shot in about an hour and a half. I don't know if you know that.

• 1:13:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, Singing in the Rain.

• 1:13:01Andrew Santino?

  Quick, quick film.

• 1:13:02Bobby Lee?

  Who's in it? Sinatra? Who's that?

• 1:13:04Speaker 18

  No.

• 1:13:04Bobby Lee?

  Fred Astaire?

• 1:13:05Andrew Santino?

  Fred Ast, what?

• 1:13:06Bobby Lee?

  Gene Kelly.

• 1:13:06Andrew Santino?

  Gene Kelly, yeah.

• 1:13:08Bobby Lee?

  Singing in the Rain.

• 1:13:11Andrew Santino?

  Just.

• 1:13:12Bobby Lee?

  It's so white, that movie. I can't even do it. I get like trembles when I watch that.

• 1:13:17Andrew Santino?

  Well, do your version, then.

• 1:13:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, me?

• 1:13:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:20Bobby Lee?

  Screaming in tsunami. Yeah, that's, that's the movie I want to see.

• 1:13:26Andrew Santino?

  That's a good movie.

• 1:13:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:27Andrew Santino?

  Have you guys ever seen this show?

• 1:13:30Speaker 18

  No.

• 1:13:31Andrew Santino?

  Okay, good.

• 1:13:32Bobby Lee?

  Have you heard of the show?

• 1:13:33Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 1:13:33Speaker 17

  I've like seen like on like TikTok.

• 1:13:36Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so you're vaguely aware?

• 1:13:38Speaker 17

  Yes.

• 1:13:38Bobby Lee?

  You, nothing?

• 1:13:40Speaker 18

  No, something, like the name is very pretty.

• 1:13:41Andrew Santino?

  TikTok.

• 1:13:42Bobby Lee?

  I'll go.

• 1:13:42Andrew Santino?

  Well, lock in, you'll, you'll, you'll be one. You'll be a TikTok here in a couple of weeks.

• 1:13:45Bobby Lee?

  I mean, you're on the show now. Yeah, yeah. How do you feel about that? Uneasy?

• 1:13:51Andrew Santino?

  My favorite thing about this show is people who get on this show because of this stupid program that he does.

• 1:13:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:56Andrew Santino?

  They don't want to be on this fucking show. You know how many millions of people want to be on this show?

• 1:13:59Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 1:13:59Andrew Santino?

  It's the funniest thing.

• 1:14:00Bobby Lee?

  I love it.

• 1:14:01Andrew Santino?

  People who fucking are like, I don't know these two dummies.

• 1:14:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:14:04Andrew Santino?

  But it's great.

• 1:14:04Bobby Lee?

  Don't call them dummies.

• 1:14:05Andrew Santino?

  We're us dummies.

• 1:14:06Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay.

• 1:14:06Andrew Santino?

  See, that's how dumb you are. Talking about you.

• 1:14:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm dumb, yeah, I am dumb.

• 1:14:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, dumb.

• 1:14:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:14:12Andrew Santino?

  Judy, what's a dream job? ESPN?

• 1:14:14Speaker 17

  Yeah.

• 1:14:14Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. ESPN, listen up. Disney, ABC, Hulu, we have, we're working with Hulu. Give this girl a job.

• 1:14:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, give her a job.

• 1:14:21Andrew Santino?

  Now, what's, what would sport would you want to cover?

• 1:14:24Speaker 17

  Basketball.

• 1:14:24Andrew Santino?

  You give me like a wrap up of a game, just as best as you can, just give me like a wrap up. Like, you know, like what Doris does sometimes or something.

• 1:14:30Speaker 17

  All right, so the Indiana Pacers just defeated the New York Knicks in game six and we had Pascal Siakam as the finals MVP. They'll be looking to go against the Oklahoma City Thunder next week.

• 1:14:43Andrew Santino?

  You're, she's great.

• 1:14:44Bobby Lee?

  Bro.

• 1:14:44Andrew Santino?

  ESPN.

• 1:14:45Bobby Lee?

  ESPN.

• 1:14:46Andrew Santino?

  What the fuck are you waiting for?

• 1:14:47Bobby Lee?

  What are you waiting for, right? That was incredible.

• 1:14:50Andrew Santino?

  Judy, it's in the bag.

• 1:14:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:51Andrew Santino?

  All you have to do is not screw up the next year of grad school.

• 1:14:54Speaker 17

  Okay.

• 1:14:55Andrew Santino?

  No drugs, no drinking, uh, no dropping out.

• 1:14:58Speaker 17

  Okay.

• 1:14:58Andrew Santino?

  Stick to it and you're good.

• 1:15:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:00Speaker 17

  For three, okay.

• 1:15:00Andrew Santino?

  And you, do drugs, drink, make film.

• 1:15:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:15:03Andrew Santino?

  It's the only way to do it.

• 1:15:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:04Andrew Santino?

  Two opposites on the spectrum.

• 1:15:05Speaker 17

  Okay, sounds good.

• 1:15:06Bobby Lee?

  All right, give them a round of applause, that was amazing.

• 1:15:07Andrew Santino?

  You guys were amazing. Appreciate it. That, there's no other students. Oh, there's one more solo?

• 1:15:13Bobby Lee?

  Can we do one more?

• 1:15:14Andrew Santino?

  Yes, put them in here.

• 1:15:15Bobby Lee?

  Just do one more. Mic closer to your mouth, what's your name?

• 1:15:18Speaker 19

  Rachel.

• 1:15:19Bobby Lee?

  Hi, Rachel.

• 1:15:20Andrew Santino?

  Miss Rachel.

• 1:15:21Bobby Lee?

  Miss Rachel.

• 1:15:22Andrew Santino?

  Miss Rachel.

• 1:15:22Bobby Lee?

  Where are you from, Miss Rachel?

• 1:15:23Speaker 19

  I'm from upstate New York.

• 1:15:24Bobby Lee?

  Oh, right. Oneonta?

• 1:15:26Speaker 19

  Albany.

• 1:15:27Andrew Santino?

  Albany, we've been up there, The Egg.

• 1:15:29Speaker 19

  Yep.

• 1:15:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we've been up there, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:15:30Andrew Santino?

  Have you, have you gone to The Egg to see a performance?

• 1:15:32Speaker 19

  Not to do a performance, but when I was younger, I did like drama classes and my performances were there.

• 1:15:37Andrew Santino?

  At The Egg?

• 1:15:38Bobby Lee?

  Wow, what, what roles have you done?

• 1:15:39Speaker 19

  I was like in middle school, it was like.

• 1:15:41Bobby Lee?

  It doesn't matter, I was in middle school, I did, I was a huckleberry Finn.

• 1:15:44Speaker 19

  I don't remember, I think.

• 1:15:45Bobby Lee?

  I was.

• 1:15:47Speaker 19

  They were like original plays. I don't like.

• 1:15:48Bobby Lee?

  All right. Can you sing?

• 1:15:50Speaker 19

  No.

• 1:15:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 1:15:51Andrew Santino?

  But you can act.

• 1:15:53Speaker 19

  Not anymore.

• 1:15:54Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you've given it up.

• 1:15:55Bobby Lee?

  You lost the touch.

• 1:15:56Andrew Santino?

  What are you doing at Quinnipiac?

• 1:15:57Speaker 19

  Um, I'm a media studies major, so I, I'm also not really sure what I want to do, so.

• 1:16:02Andrew Santino?

  That's okay.

• 1:16:03Bobby Lee?

  That's okay.

• 1:16:03Andrew Santino?

  We don't either. And he's 53 years old.

• 1:16:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't have, yeah, I like your whole look.

• 1:16:07Speaker 19

  Thank you.

• 1:16:08Bobby Lee?

  It's really cool. Where do you get clothes? Thrifting?

• 1:16:10Speaker 19

  Um, yeah, this whole outfit is thrifted, actually.

• 1:16:11Bobby Lee?

  It's amazing.

• 1:16:12Speaker 19

  Thank you.

• 1:16:12Andrew Santino?

  Ms. Rachel, so what year are you, let's get, wait, let's get.

• 1:16:15Bobby Lee?

  A little further, Ms. Rachel.

• 1:16:16Andrew Santino?

  Let's guess what year Rachel is at Quinnipiac.

• 1:16:18Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean, what?

• 1:16:19Andrew Santino?

  What year, freshman, sophomore, junior, senior. Let's, on the count of three. One, two, three.

• 1:16:23Bobby Lee?

  Sophomore.

• 1:16:24Speaker 19

  Junior.

• 1:16:24Andrew Santino?

  Yes. I'm good, dude. My psychic shit is, ah.

• 1:16:27Bobby Lee?

  I only know sophomore and junior, so I will, thank God.

• 1:16:30Andrew Santino?

  And I can, I'm psychic.

• 1:16:31Bobby Lee?

  Oh, senior and junior, uh, and freshman.

• 1:16:34Andrew Santino?

  Very good.

• 1:16:36Bobby Lee?

  Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.

• 1:16:37Andrew Santino?

  So, I'm psychic. I can guess. I bet you she's from, I bet you're from Albany.

• 1:16:41Speaker 19

  Yeah.

• 1:16:42Andrew Santino?

  Pretty good.

• 1:16:42Bobby Lee?

  Where did she sit?

• 1:16:43Andrew Santino?

  Upstate New York.

• 1:16:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:16:45Andrew Santino?

  Now, we're gonna cut it to make it look like I just said that.

• 1:16:46Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I'll, here's, here's one. Uh, let me guess what your parents, your parents still together?

• 1:16:50Speaker 19

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:16:50Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good. Let me guess. Your father works for the government.

• 1:16:56Speaker 19

  Yeah.

• 1:16:57Andrew Santino?

  No fucking way!

• 1:16:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:59Andrew Santino?

  What does he do for the government?

• 1:17:00Speaker 19

  He's a mailman.

• 1:17:01Andrew Santino?

  Ah, that technically is the government.

• 1:17:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:17:02Andrew Santino?

  That's not what you were thinking.

• 1:17:03Bobby Lee?

  No, no. And your mother is a, used to be a nurse.

• 1:17:06Speaker 19

  No.

• 1:17:07Bobby Lee?

  Oh, fuck!

• 1:17:07Andrew Santino?

  Teacher.

• 1:17:08Speaker 19

  Mm-mm.

• 1:17:08Andrew Santino?

  Oh, oh, oh, your mom, oh, yes, I know.

• 1:17:10Bobby Lee?

  She's dead.

• 1:17:11Andrew Santino?

  She died. No.

• 1:17:13Bobby Lee?

  I know, she's alive, right?

• 1:17:14Andrew Santino?

  She's alive, thank God.

• 1:17:14Bobby Lee?

  Thank God.

• 1:17:15Andrew Santino?

  Rachel, thank God.

• 1:17:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:15Andrew Santino?

  Your dad is a mailman.

• 1:17:17Speaker 19

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:17:17Bobby Lee?

  And your mother does what?

• 1:17:19Speaker 19

  She's a computer programmer.

• 1:17:20Andrew Santino?

  Whoa.

• 1:17:20Bobby Lee?

  Whoa.

• 1:17:21Andrew Santino?

  Very cool.

• 1:17:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Still working?

• 1:17:24Speaker 19

  Yes.

• 1:17:24Bobby Lee?

  Amazing. So you come from bright, bright people?

• 1:17:27Speaker 19

  Yeah.

• 1:17:28Andrew Santino?

  Good people.

• 1:17:28Bobby Lee?

  Good people.

• 1:17:29Andrew Santino?

  Very good people.

• 1:17:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:30Andrew Santino?

  Now, a mailman would be what collar?

• 1:17:32Bobby Lee?

  Blue collar.

• 1:17:33Andrew Santino?

  That's good.

• 1:17:33Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 1:17:34Andrew Santino?

  Now, you're getting it.

• 1:17:34Bobby Lee?

  Fuck you.

• 1:17:35Andrew Santino?

  Dude, I love doing shit like that.

• 1:17:37Bobby Lee?

  Uh, is your mailman the type of guy that everyone knows?

• 1:17:39Andrew Santino?

  Mailman!

• 1:17:43Andrew Santino?

  Carrying the mail!

• 1:17:46Andrew Santino?

  I'm a Jamaican mailman!

• 1:17:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:17:48Andrew Santino?

  Hey, mailman!

• 1:17:49Bobby Lee?

  No, like.

• 1:17:50Andrew Santino?

  Did you open your mail?

• 1:17:51Bobby Lee?

  What's your dad's last name?

• 1:17:53Speaker 19

  Carzone.

• 1:17:53Bobby Lee?

  Carzone?

• 1:17:54Speaker 19

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:17:54Bobby Lee?

  Oh, Mr. Carzone, hi! Are they, or they don't, they don't know him?

• 1:17:57Speaker 19

  They, he talks to everybody.

• 1:17:59Bobby Lee?

  Oh, he does?

• 1:17:59Speaker 19

  Yeah.

• 1:18:00Bobby Lee?

  And dogs love him.

• 1:18:01Andrew Santino?

  Mailman!

• 1:18:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:18:02Andrew Santino?

  Get the dog away from me! I'm the mailman!

• 1:18:08Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Dude. Oh, good.

• 1:18:10Andrew Santino?

  I can see the character of Mailmon, so, Mailmon!

• 1:18:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:18:14Andrew Santino?

  I gotta deliver a mail. Get your dog away from me! Boyakasha, Mailmon!

• 1:18:22Andrew Santino?

  Bro, Mailmon is-

• 1:18:23Bobby Lee?

  He's on fire.

• 1:18:24Andrew Santino?

  Can somebody write a Mailmon movie for me?

• 1:18:25Bobby Lee?

  He's on fire today.

• 1:18:26Andrew Santino?

  Mailmon!

• 1:18:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:18:27Andrew Santino?

  He knows everybody, he talks to everybody.

• 1:18:29Speaker 19

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:18:29Andrew Santino?

  He's the man.

• 1:18:30Speaker 19

  Yes.

• 1:18:30Andrew Santino?

  And you love him.

• 1:18:31Speaker 19

  Mm-hmm. We go to a lot of baseball games together.

• 1:18:33Andrew Santino?

  Wait, wait, time out. But, you're, so, upstate New York, so you gotta be a Yankees fan.

• 1:18:38Speaker 19

  We're Phillies fans.

• 1:18:38Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 1:18:39Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:18:39Andrew Santino?

  What the fuck is wrong with these kids?

• 1:18:41Bobby Lee?

  You have a brother.

• 1:18:41Speaker 19

  No.

• 1:18:42Andrew Santino?

  Fuck! Upstate New York-

• 1:18:44Bobby Lee?

  Sister?

• 1:18:45Speaker 19

  Mm-mm.

• 1:18:45Bobby Lee?

  You're a si- only child?

• 1:18:46Speaker 19

  Yeah.

• 1:18:46Bobby Lee?

  That's what they're doing lately.

• 1:18:47Andrew Santino?

  Well, they're all putting him in a quin- quinipiac, apparently.

• 1:18:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:18:51Andrew Santino?

  Judy, are you an only child? It's okay, Judy's not, so we got one.

• 1:18:55Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay.

• 1:18:55Andrew Santino?

  So, upstate New York, the Bronx is not that far from you, and yet you like Philly?

• 1:18:59Speaker 19

  Yeah, my dad, well, the Phillies were good when my dad was a kid, so then he just passed that on to me when-

• 1:19:03Andrew Santino?

  You always adopt what your dad was, I get that. His dad was an Arsenal fan, so that's why he is.

• 1:19:08Bobby Lee?

  He can't even say Arsenal.

• 1:19:09Andrew Santino?

  Arsenal.

• 1:19:11Bobby Lee?

  Okay, that's how my dad says it.

• 1:19:13Andrew Santino?

  Cannon breast.

• 1:19:14Bobby Lee?

  Um-

• 1:19:15Andrew Santino?

  Mailmon!

• 1:19:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Can you do an Asian accent?

• 1:19:18Andrew Santino?

  Jesus Christ. We can.

• 1:19:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're not gonna do it.

• 1:19:21Andrew Santino?

  Miss Rachel. Dreams and aspirations.

• 1:19:25Speaker 19

  Um, I'm a sports studies minor, so I would maybe like to go into sports too, maybe baseball, but can just-

• 1:19:31Andrew Santino?

  Can you call a game?

• 1:19:32Speaker 19

  No.

• 1:19:33Andrew Santino?

  You don't wanna call it, you wanna do data and analytics?

• 1:19:35Speaker 19

  Yeah, I like that. I can, and I, I love learning like baseball history, like, off the top of my head, I can go back to like 1967 and like, and the World Series winners.

• 1:19:44Andrew Santino?

  Are you fucking kidding me?

• 1:19:45Bobby Lee?

  I don't know anything about-

• 1:19:46Andrew Santino?

  It's amazing.

• 1:19:46Bobby Lee?

  You know Darryl Strawberry?

• 1:19:47Speaker 19

  Yeah.

• 1:19:48Bobby Lee?

  That's the only name I know.

• 1:19:49Andrew Santino?

  Big Coke fan.

• 1:19:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Ja- Jackie Robinson?

• 1:19:51Andrew Santino?

  Big Coke.

• 1:19:52Speaker 19

  I have a ball sign by him, my uncle's-

• 1:19:53Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my god.

• 1:19:54Andrew Santino?

  You have a fucking Jackie Robinson ball?

• 1:19:56Bobby Lee?

  She's really into it.

• 1:19:57Speaker 19

  Yeah.

• 1:19:58Andrew Santino?

  So, wait a minute, you can name every World Series winner from, until, back until 1963?

• 1:20:01Speaker 19

  Yeah, 1967, around there, and then-

• 1:20:03Andrew Santino?

  Okay, look at me, don't look at the screen, cuz he's gonna pull it up.

• 1:20:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, don't, don't pull it up.

• 1:20:07Andrew Santino?

  So, I can't name a year and you can't pull it out?

• 1:20:09Speaker 19

  I-

• 1:20:09Andrew Santino?

  Like, if I say 79?

• 1:20:11Speaker 19

  Pirates. Wow.

• 1:20:14Andrew Santino?

  Seventy-six.

• 1:20:17Speaker 19

  I do know that, give me, the seventies, because it was like, there were three back-to-back winners.

• 1:20:23Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 1:20:23Speaker 19

  And I think seventy-six was the Reds? It was either the Reds or the Yankees.

• 1:20:30Andrew Santino?

  I think it was the Yankees, but you might be right if it's the Reds. Reds, holy shit. It was Reds. Wow. How about? Dude, she's great. Alright, how about this? I'm gonna jump time, I'm gonna time jump.

• 1:20:39Speaker 19

  Okay.

• 1:20:41Andrew Santino?

  Eighty-six.

• 1:20:41Speaker 19

  Mets.

• 1:20:42Andrew Santino?

  Holy fuck. Holy. Did you know that? You know the game? Oh, yeah. The eighty-six Mets, you know about, okay. Alright, so how about? God, this is insane. Twenty-seventeen.

• 1:20:53Speaker 19

  Astros. Because that was the cheating, yeah.

• 1:20:56Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you remember. Look at that, oh my god, Astros. Bang, bang in the can. Who was the year before, though?

• 1:21:01Speaker 19

  Twenty-sixteen, Cubs.

• 1:21:02Andrew Santino?

  God bless. It's my hometown. Who was the year before us? Twenty-fifteen?

• 1:21:06Speaker 19

  Royals.

• 1:21:06Andrew Santino?

  Jesus fucking Christ. Jesus Christ, she's like a fucking, I don't even think about it. Are you, are, are, this is a nod, I'm asking this, Jen, are you autistic?

• 1:21:13Speaker 19

  No.

• 1:21:14Andrew Santino?

  You're just brilliant. Wow.

• 1:21:15Speaker 19

  So.

• 1:21:16Andrew Santino?

  Because we have a lot of autism in this room. And I'm, this is just brilliance, guys, this is regular. Are there other people you know, like presidents?

• 1:21:22Speaker 19

  No, no.

• 1:21:23Andrew Santino?

  Okay. No, she loves baseball. Maybe she's one of those, you know what I mean? She loves baseball. Yeah. Favorite Philly?

• 1:21:30Speaker 19

  Of all time?

• 1:21:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:21:31Speaker 19

  Ryan Howard.

• 1:21:32Andrew Santino?

  One of the best. I tell you, I played golf with him a couple of months ago. Yeah, how cool is that?

• 1:21:35Speaker 19

  Love him.

• 1:21:36Andrew Santino?

  Oh my god, named wrong.

• 1:21:39Andrew Santino?

  She said she had a ball from Jimmy Rollins. Who's Hollywood? I played golf with him, you know what I mean? So let the fuck off. He is, he is the fucking man. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy Rollins, you like Jimmy Rollins? Played golf with him, too. Yeah. Okay, yeah. I'll just name a bunch of fucking Phillies. Yeah. Did you like Schwaber when he was on the Phillies, or no?

• 1:21:54Speaker 19

  He's still on the Phillies, and I love him.

• 1:21:55Andrew Santino?

  I thought you guys got rid of him.

• 1:21:56Speaker 19

  No.

• 1:21:56Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 1:21:56Speaker 19

  It's his contract year.

• 1:21:58Andrew Santino?

  God, man. See? Look at her. She's a big fan. Well, you know why I don't care about him anymore, because when we dumped him off to you guys, we didn't give a shit. He didn't play that good without us. We're better without him.

• 1:22:06Speaker 19

  He's better now.

• 1:22:07Andrew Santino?

  Well, we're better without him. Check the record, you know what's going on. Would you take Shosai Ronani?

• 1:22:14Andrew Santino?

  Would you take Shohei Ohtani in cosplay? If he walked up to the plate? Is he good? Is he? Is Shohei Ohtani good? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Would you take him on your team?

• 1:22:23Bobby Lee?

  Of course.

• 1:22:24Andrew Santino?

  Okay, good. Would you take him? What? He's probably one of the greatest living baseball players. He's so great. I've seen clips. No, no, no, no. I don't, I'm trying to explain to you. In the way that you talk about, like, in the way that you talk about, I'm trying to give you the best example I can.

• 1:22:38Speaker 11

  Pierre Henry.

• 1:22:39Andrew Santino?

  Henri. No, no, no, even better than Henri, though. I'm saying like, The greatest Messi. Messi. Yeah. This guy is messy to baseball. Wow. He's a, he's unfucking believable. He's a, he is a, he is a, he's a statistician's mindfuck. He's a mindfuck how good he is. It's like shocking. Wow. He broke a record.

• 1:22:58Speaker 20

  Coca-Cola. For the big, for the small, the short, and the tall. Peacemakers, risk takers. For the optimists, pessimists. For long distance love. For introverts and extroverts. The thinkers and the doers. For old friends and new. Coca-Cola. For everyone. Pick up some Coca-Cola at a store near you.

• 1:23:28Andrew Santino?

  He, I mean, he shattered records in multiple of, multiple lanes. Yeah. And he's a pitcher who also bats. Yeah. He doesn't even have to fucking pitch. He got two home runs the other day. Yeah, they beat him 18 to 2. He's so fucking good, Bob. Yeah. That he doesn't even have to pitch, and they're still beating the living shit out of everybody. Wow. Is he a good pitcher? He's fucking awesome. Yeah, yeah. What?

• 1:23:49Speaker 01

  He might start pitching this year.

• 1:23:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they said maybe, but I think if they're smart, they just don't need to. I wouldn't do it. If you're on the tear that they're on, why would you do it? This is a lot of sports talk radio, but I will say, I do love that you love baseball. I gotta say, my favorite Quinnipiac student so far. Do mailman again. Mailman!

• 1:24:07Andrew Santino?

  By the way, there's gonna... How about this? Do we have any fans that are Jamaican mailmen? Mailman! Please fucking email us. You know there's a kid in New York who's a Jamaican mailman. I bet my fucking life on it. And email Carlos in the booth. And give us a video of you saying... Give us a video of you delivering mail. I'm the mailman!

• 1:24:24Bobby Lee?

  So, um, can you do me... You're gonna close out the show? I want you to look into that camera and say, "Thank you for being a bad friend."

• 1:24:33Speaker 19

  Thank you for being a bad friend.

• 1:24:34Andrew Santino?

  Miss Rachel.

• 1:24:35Bobby Lee?

  Amazing.

• 1:24:36Andrew Santino?

  Battered bastard to baseball.