Bobby Is Going to the White House

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• 0:01Speaker 00

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• 0:30Andrew Santino?

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• 0:32Bobby Lee?

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• 0:38Speaker 03

  You two are bad friends.

• 0:40Speaker 04

  Who are these two idiots?

• 0:41Speaker 03

  A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting.

• 0:46Speaker 04

  Oh, you two are something.

• 0:49Speaker 03

  We're bad friends.

• 0:50Bobby Lee?

  I've been breaking out like a teenager.

• 0:52Andrew Santino?

  You got a lot of pimp?

• 0:53Bobby Lee?

  I was sitting here, this one's a white head. I'm breaking out like TJ.

• 0:56Andrew Santino?

  White heads are better than black heads.

• 0:57Bobby Lee?

  I shaved all my pubes down there to look like a little boy. I don't know why I did that. You know what I mean? Why? You can't say that?

• 1:03Andrew Santino?

  Did you really? You went, let me see.

• 1:04Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 1:05Andrew Santino?

  You went flush?

• 1:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07Andrew Santino?

  Oh my God, dude. That's so funny. Why did you do that?

• 1:11Bobby Lee?

  A desire to be youthful. And then I shaved my head to look boyish. And everyone's like, you look so boyish. And because of the losing the weight too, I kind of look boyish.

• 1:22Andrew Santino?

  You do look-

• 1:22Bobby Lee?

  Like Data from The Goonies a little bit.

• 1:23Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 1:24Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? You know what I mean? Like supplies or whatever he said. You know what I mean?

• 1:27Andrew Santino?

  Surprise.

• 1:28Bobby Lee?

  Or whatever. And so I feel youthful. I feel energetic. I'm in a very good mood, but you know what? I'm going to say something to you, pal. Because you're my best buddy. You know what I mean? And your redness, really, I think about it at night. I know I just said that, but I do. I like the, I want the pain. I'm addicted to the pain.

• 1:51Andrew Santino?

  The pain of relationships?

• 1:53Bobby Lee?

  If you look in the mood for love, Wong Kar Wai, you know how they can't? They're in love with each other, but they can't.

• 2:00Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they just can't do it.

• 2:01Bobby Lee?

  Paris, Texas, they can't.

• 2:02Andrew Santino?

  Brokeback Mountain, they do.

• 2:06Bobby Lee?

  And they do it good. When they do, they do it good. And they do it hard, but they do it sensual. I never saw the movie, but in my mind.

• 2:14Andrew Santino?

  You never watched it?

• 2:14Bobby Lee?

  No, but I've, I've had dinner with Jake before and I saw in his eyes.

• 2:18Andrew Santino?

  I've never watched it. I didn't watch it either. Isn't that weird?

• 2:22Bobby Lee?

  You know what it is?

• 2:22Andrew Santino?

  Everybody watches.

• 2:23Bobby Lee?

  We have to watch it because I, you know what it is? I think it's because maybe I'm like, I'll be uncomfortable, but I'm, I'm into that kind of love.

• 2:31Andrew Santino?

  Why don't we do a bad friends viewing party at Brokeback?

• 2:34Bobby Lee?

  We have to do it.

• 2:35Andrew Santino?

  And invite all of our fans to come out to watch it with us.

• 2:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. We have to watch Brokeback. There's a couple of things. La La Land, I can't watch.

• 2:42Andrew Santino?

  Never seen it.

• 2:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I mean, what movies can't you watch? There's a string of them. Like when you said Aurora.

• 2:49Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 2:49Bobby Lee?

  Whatever. Anora. Anora.

• 2:51Andrew Santino?

  Anora.

• 2:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 2:52Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. No, you watched it.

• 2:54Bobby Lee?

  Never saw it.

• 2:54Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 2:55Bobby Lee?

  Because of you.

• 2:56Andrew Santino?

  It's worth a watch.

• 2:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And so there's just certain movies. Baby Girl, I can't watch it. I buy it, can't watch it.

• 3:03Andrew Santino?

  Would because of the social restriction behind it? You feel like you're not supposed to watch it? It's not you?

• 3:07Bobby Lee?

  Lisa Gilroy killed it on Black Mirror.

• 3:10Andrew Santino?

  I didn't see it.

• 3:11Bobby Lee?

  The first episode she's in Black Mirror, she killed it.

• 3:14Andrew Santino?

  I'm watching, uh, I'm watching a third season of Netflix's, uh, uh, autistic love show. What's it called?

• 3:22Bobby Lee?

  Love on the Spectrum. Dude, I finished, okay, I'm gonna tell you about that. Can I tell you about Love on Spectrum?

• 3:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 3:29Bobby Lee?

  Bro, I had a, I cried.

• 3:30Andrew Santino?

  I'm excited for your episode. Are you on the third or fourth season?

• 3:35Bobby Lee?

  I am.

• 3:36Andrew Santino?

  No, no, now you ruin the bit.

• 3:38Bobby Lee?

  No, I can't, I can't, why can't I do that?

• 3:41Andrew Santino?

  You are autistic.

• 3:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I am, Andrew.

• 3:43Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 3:44Bobby Lee?

  Connor's the best.

• 3:45Andrew Santino?

  Connor is the king.

• 3:46Bobby Lee?

  He's the king and also.

• 3:47Andrew Santino?

  Connor, come on this show if you're, if you're a fan.

• 3:49Bobby Lee?

  Did you finish the very final episode?

• 3:51Andrew Santino?

  I haven't done all of them. Don't do that. Don't do anything.

• 3:53Bobby Lee?

  Or can I just say something at the end of it, though?

• 3:55Andrew Santino?

  No, don't.

• 3:56Bobby Lee?

  I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna ruin it for you. I have to say what I need to say.

• 3:59Andrew Santino?

  It's gonna, if it ruins it, I'm gonna be pissed off, dude.

• 4:02Bobby Lee?

  Well, you're always pissed off at me.

• 4:03Andrew Santino?

  It's my nightly watch. It's my favorite thing to watch at night.

• 4:05Bobby Lee?

  I burned through it.

• 4:07Andrew Santino?

  I'm saving it. Do you know what's so funny? You know when you get something from your mom when you're a kid? And it's sweet and delicious and you're like, I wanna, I wanna savor this. And I take little tiny, little tiny bites, cuz I know I wanna eat the whole thing fast.

• 4:19Bobby Lee?

  Mine was squid. Dry squid. Yeah, I wanna take the tentacle, the dried tentacle, and just suck it through my mouth.

• 4:25Andrew Santino?

  Well, don't you have to do that before they suck, they suction to your mouth if you don't do it, right? Don't they suction to your mouth when you're eating them?

• 4:30Bobby Lee?

  We have our own styles of doing it.

• 4:31Andrew Santino?

  You do.

• 4:31Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 4:32Andrew Santino?

  I thought of you the other day at sushi. The chef looked exactly like you. I'm not even kidding. He looked exactly like you and I kept looking at him thinking, I miss Bob.

• 4:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:41Andrew Santino?

  I do. I missed you so much while I was gone so long.

• 4:43Bobby Lee?

  Went to the Abbey, I was thinking about you. And how does that feel?

• 4:49Andrew Santino?

  I don't get it. What is that?

• 4:50Bobby Lee?

  You're gay.

• 4:52Andrew Santino?

  I'm gay?

• 4:53Bobby Lee?

  Can I finish my, uh?

• 4:56Bobby Lee?

  Can I finish my thing?

• 4:57Andrew Santino?

  Oh, Abbey the Gay Night Club?

• 4:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 4:59Andrew Santino?

  I haven't worked there for years.

• 5:01Bobby Lee?

  I know, but when you did, oh, wow.

• 5:02Andrew Santino?

  That was me hanging upside down.

• 5:04Bobby Lee?

  So what I'm gonna say something is that in the last episode of, the very last episode of Love on the Spectrum.

• 5:09Andrew Santino?

  If this ruins it, I will fucking fight you.

• 5:11Bobby Lee?

  That's your problem.

• 5:13Andrew Santino?

  I'm, I'm.

• 5:13Bobby Lee?

  I'm, I'm setting boundaries with you right now.

• 5:16Andrew Santino?

  This is me setting a boundary. I don't wanna hear it. It's gonna ruin the season.

• 5:19Bobby Lee?

  Well, then close your eyes and your ears.

• 5:20Andrew Santino?

  No, we're on a show together. Don't ruin it.

• 5:22Bobby Lee?

  Well, then.

• 5:22Andrew Santino?

  Don't ruin it for the listeners.

• 5:23Bobby Lee?

  I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna ruin, I'm gonna say it as lightly as I can, okay?

• 5:30Bobby Lee?

  No, you, listen, I'm not, I promise, listen, put your headphones on.

• 5:33Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 5:34Bobby Lee?

  Are you my friend?

• 5:35Andrew Santino?

  Not right now.

• 5:36Bobby Lee?

  No, I, I, do you have trust with me?

• 5:39Andrew Santino?

  Not with Love on the Spectrum.

• 5:41Bobby Lee?

  Just, you're acting like them right now.

• 5:46Bobby Lee?

  Alright? And you're mocking them. I don't like it.

• 5:48Andrew Santino?

  The one kid that has put, that puts on headphones and listens to white noise on the dates, one of the funniest things I've ever seen. He's like, I'd like to listen to white noise instead of her. It's so great.

• 5:55Bobby Lee?

  So anyway, the last episode, there's a first time kiss. I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna tell you who it is and who it's with.

• 6:05Bobby Lee?

  Is that better?

• 6:07Andrew Santino?

  Just finish.

• 6:07Bobby Lee?

  Okay, there's a first time kiss. And his reaction, his or hers reaction to the kiss, right? What? So, um, the last episode, you know what I mean? An individual kisses another individual and the purity of his reaction, or her reaction.

• 6:26Andrew Santino?

  So annoying, dude.

• 6:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 6:27Andrew Santino?

  You're so annoying.

• 6:28Bobby Lee?

  I know. Let's just say it, Connor.

• 6:32Andrew Santino?

  Oh my.

• 6:33Bobby Lee?

  His reaction.

• 6:34Andrew Santino?

  God, you're fucking dead.

• 6:36Bobby Lee?

  I, I, I know, but that's life. Yes, Bruce Willis is dead in fucking that movie.

• 6:43Andrew Santino?

  You don't even know the movie!

• 6:44Bobby Lee?

  Yes, I do, dude, Sixth Sense, alright? And if you haven't seen it by now, that's your bad, it's been out.

• 6:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but Love and the Spectre just came out.

• 6:52Bobby Lee?

  Burn through it!

• 6:54Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 6:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 6:55Andrew Santino?

  Anyway, he gets a kiss.

• 6:55Bobby Lee?

  Giuseppe wins one of the seasons of fucking Bake Off.

• 6:59Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he does.

• 7:00Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 7:00Andrew Santino?

  Okay, so he gets a kiss.

• 7:01Bobby Lee?

  Right, and his reaction, it's, it's so pure, and it's like, let's be honest. Can we all be honest with each other?

• 7:10Andrew Santino?

  I can hear him in his, in my mind going, wow, that was the greatest kiss I've ever had. I love him, he's so like emotional.

• 7:18Bobby Lee?

  He went into convulsions.

• 7:21Andrew Santino?

  Well, yeah, you ever got some good pussy before?

• 7:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's not pussy, it's a kiss.

• 7:24Andrew Santino?

  I'd be shaken.

• 7:24Bobby Lee?

  It was a closed mouth kiss, a, and he does this, and his last line is, "I can't feel my legs."

• 7:32Andrew Santino?

  Oh, he's a heart attack?

• 7:33Bobby Lee?

  He almost died.

• 7:33Andrew Santino?

  He has a stroke?

• 7:34Bobby Lee?

  But what I'm saying is, is that there's a purity, and you and I, bud, we're so jaded, and we've been in the saddle for so long, we've lost that innocence.

• 7:44Andrew Santino?

  Of the first kiss.

• 7:45Bobby Lee?

  Of the first kiss, and what I'm saying is, is that, I want that.

• 7:49Andrew Santino?

  Do you remember your first kiss?

• 7:51Speaker 05

  Blip, blip, blip, blip.

• 7:55Bobby Lee?

  And then she, and then she ghosted me, we didn't have that terminology. She didn't shake? Yeah, yeah, that's her. She didn't talk to me, right? Monday at school.

• 8:06Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 8:06Bobby Lee?

  It was middle school.

• 8:08Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 8:08Bobby Lee?

  She was ashamed that she kissed me, right? And then, two years later, I was at a McDonald's and she was working there, and I laughed right in her face.

• 8:16Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 8:17Bobby Lee?

  I did. I went, "You working here?" I did that.

• 8:21Andrew Santino?

  What was she working, the fry, the, the?

• 8:23Bobby Lee?

  No, front desk, listen, I wouldn't have done that.

• 8:25Andrew Santino?

  Front desk like it's a fucking hotel?

• 8:27Bobby Lee?

  I don't know what McDonald's works, but it's like.

• 8:28Andrew Santino?

  There's a concierge at McDonald's?

• 8:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, she was the host. And I laughed at it.

• 8:33Andrew Santino?

  Party for one?

• 8:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that was mean, what I just did, but that's the truth. And it's like, she ghosted me and I did that. And then, um, I don't know, she's doing some sort of.

• 8:41Andrew Santino?

  That's street justice. If she ghosted you, you get a, you get a laugh. You're allowed one laugh.

• 8:45Bobby Lee?

  Well, it's like one of those things where it's like.

• 8:46Andrew Santino?

  Cause it hurt your feelings.

• 8:47Bobby Lee?

  There was a girl in Dallas who, um, had sex with a lot of comics. Right? And then what happened was, years later, Russell Peters comes up to me and goes, you know so and so from the club, the girl? And I go, yeah, I mean, she's, he goes, I had sex with her. I go, I did too. And she goes, she didn't mention you.

• 9:11Bobby Lee?

  So I'm embarrassing. And this day stops here, right now. All right? I'm a cool guy.

• 9:17Andrew Santino?

  No longer not a cool guy.

• 9:19Bobby Lee?

  You know what somebody called me the other day? Zaddy.

• 9:22Speaker 04

  Oh, that's awesome.

• 9:24Bobby Lee?

  I'm a zaddy. I have style.

• 9:25Andrew Santino?

  What's the Z?

• 9:26Bobby Lee?

  I don't know.

• 9:27Speaker 04

  Just zesty.

• 9:28Bobby Lee?

  Zesty dude.

• 9:29Andrew Santino?

  That's gay. Zesty means gay.

• 9:31Speaker 04

  But zesty is kinda cool in California.

• 9:33Andrew Santino?

  No, but zesty in, in young talk is gay.

• 9:35Bobby Lee?

  I'm an older man, right? I'm stylish, charming and self-confident.

• 9:40Andrew Santino?

  But look at what zesty means.

• 9:42Speaker 04

  But you're not self-confident.

• 9:44Bobby Lee?

  What am I?

• 9:45Speaker 04

  You require other, outside validation for the.

• 9:47Bobby Lee?

  And inside though, I do sometimes inside. All right? So that's fucked up, what you just did. Yes, I require a lot of outside.

• 9:53Andrew Santino?

  Zesty typically means having a lively spirit and pleasing character.

• 9:56Bobby Lee?

  Look at me, dude, look at me, I'm lively, hello?

• 9:59Andrew Santino?

  It's often context to suggest a person's behavior is, is effeminate or flamboyantly gay.

• 10:04Bobby Lee?

  Oh. Can you be metrosexual?

• 10:08Andrew Santino?

  That term is gone now. No one uses that anymore.

• 10:11Bobby Lee?

  I'm in Casa Blanca, let's do Casa Blanca, yo. Hello, my dude.

• 10:16Andrew Santino?

  You're being real zesty right now.

• 10:17Bobby Lee?

  I'm trying to be zesty right now.

• 10:22Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, don't. Well, that, that takes, dude, that doesn't improve my self-esteem right now, dude. I'm trying to be real, dude.

• 10:29Andrew Santino?

  Frankly, you know what? I don't give a damn.

• 10:33Bobby Lee?

  That's not gonna suck, man.

• 10:34Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 10:35Bobby Lee?

  Well, I never saw it. But that era.

• 10:38Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 10:40Bobby Lee?

  Hello, my lady. No, that's not.

• 10:42Andrew Santino?

  You sound like you're trying to sound like a white guy.

• 10:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Hello. More Asian?

• 10:45Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, more Asian. Be a smooth Asian.

• 10:48Bobby Lee?

  Hello, my lady. You hang out in Monaco often?

• 10:53Andrew Santino?

  Here's a rookin' at you, kid. Could've never done that.

• 10:57Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 10:57Andrew Santino?

  Here's a rookin' at you, kid.

• 10:59Bobby Lee?

  You be suave.

• 11:00Andrew Santino?

  By the way, he's smoking a cigarette, squatting down when she gets...

• 11:04Bobby Lee?

  All right, guy. Of course, it's opium.

• 11:07Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 11:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:08Andrew Santino?

  Here's a rookin' at... Wait, zoom into that one. That's the one. Zoom in. Yeah.

• 11:13Bobby Lee?

  You be 1950 suave.

• 11:15Andrew Santino?

  If that brain reeves and you're not with him, you'd regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow.

• 11:22Bobby Lee?

  That's fucked up, dude.

• 11:23Andrew Santino?

  But as soon and for the rest of your life. Ah, dude? Why can't we remake these? It's Asian characters. So funny.

• 11:34Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 11:34Andrew Santino?

  You're trying to be zesty, dude. Don't do it. You are who you are.

• 11:37Bobby Lee?

  You try to be 1950, I'll be like, hello.

• 11:41Andrew Santino?

  Hey, kid.

• 11:42Bobby Lee?

  Hello, what is your name?

• 11:44Andrew Santino?

  Why don't you take off that girdle and let me take it for a spin?

• 11:48Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's how easy it is. You go direct.

• 11:50Andrew Santino?

  Wow, they were rude. They said whatever they felt back then.

• 11:52Bobby Lee?

  You don't go, would you like something to...

• 11:55Andrew Santino?

  Who owns you, kid?

• 11:56Bobby Lee?

  Who owns you?

• 11:57Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, a man's...

• 11:58Bobby Lee?

  I'm doing it wrong, all right? Would you like to be in chains?

• 12:02Andrew Santino?

  No, no.

• 12:03Bobby Lee?

  Too much?

• 12:03Andrew Santino?

  Too much.

• 12:04Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 12:05Andrew Santino?

  You don't chain him up.

• 12:06Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 12:06Andrew Santino?

  You just tell him what to do.

• 12:07Bobby Lee?

  I have a cage back in my mansion. I mean, too far.

• 12:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 12:12Bobby Lee?

  I gotta ride the line there.

• 12:14Andrew Santino?

  By the way, I want this as a shirt for him and I.

• 12:17Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 12:18Andrew Santino?

  Bobby, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. I want that on a shirt.

• 12:21Bobby Lee?

  These two guys?

• 12:21Andrew Santino?

  For us. That's the end of the movie, man.

• 12:23Bobby Lee?

  I never saw it.

• 12:25Andrew Santino?

  You know now.

• 12:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 12:27Andrew Santino?

  That's funny that you're such a cinephile. The fact that you haven't seen that blows my mind.

• 12:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I should see it.

• 12:32Andrew Santino?

  Because you're a diehard cinephile. In fact, someone else said that to me. They go...

• 12:36Bobby Lee?

  I've seen that.

• 12:37Andrew Santino?

  Someone goes, what's Bobby's like, uh, secret superpower? And I said, his knowledge of cinema is way deeper than almost anybody of our friend circle knows. I don't think many people know how deep it really goes. We joke on the show a little bit, but you really do know a fuckload about movies.

• 12:55Bobby Lee?

  You do, I think.

• 12:56Andrew Santino?

  No, dude, I'm nowhere near you. You're so niche, you've got all the niche shit like laid in really well.

• 13:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:02Andrew Santino?

  Fancy tries to compete because of all that film school nonsense.

• 13:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but he had taught that. I was street that.

• 13:07Andrew Santino?

  Correct.

• 13:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I went to Blockbuster.

• 13:09Andrew Santino?

  You were learned.

• 13:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 13:11Andrew Santino?

  You were learned.

• 13:11Bobby Lee?

  Like Last Tango in Paris, they edited. Did you know that they edited? Blockbuster edited movies because they're Mormons.

• 13:18Andrew Santino?

  Is this real?

• 13:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so when you saw Last Tango in Paris, I was like, no sex. I was like 12 years old with my dick out.

• 13:26Andrew Santino?

  No body.

• 13:26Bobby Lee?

  Because I heard, you know, there's a lot of nudity in Last Tango in Paris. And I was just like.

• 13:32Andrew Santino?

  This can't be true, dude, because I rented Jerry Maguire from Blockbuster in the sex scene at the beginning. I used to jerk off to all the time.

• 13:37Bobby Lee?

  No, I mean really deep ones, like, uh, like, did they, am I right or no?

• 13:41Andrew Santino?

  There was a rumor regarding edits of the films from Blockbuster rental at their stores. That's not true. It's a, it's a, it's a, uh, it's a lie.

• 13:49Bobby Lee?

  Maybe there was like a, like a R-rated version.

• 13:53Andrew Santino?

  Well, I'm sure they did other rated versions.

• 13:54Bobby Lee?

  Maybe that's what it was.

• 13:55Andrew Santino?

  For sale, for sure.

• 13:56Bobby Lee?

  Maybe that was, yeah.

• 13:57Andrew Santino?

  Do you want to give him his gift by now? Blockbuster was known to request and sometimes demand edits to films in order to stock them, particularly in the 90s. Practice is often tied to conservative ideologies. Oh, so it did happen.

• 14:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there we go.

• 14:08Andrew Santino?

  But it's at the request of the store.

• 14:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's exactly right. Somebody edited it.

• 14:11Andrew Santino?

  In San Diego then.

• 14:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:13Andrew Santino?

  So we didn't have, I never heard of that.

• 14:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, it was completely edited.

• 14:16Andrew Santino?

  San Diego is not a Mormon area, right, though?

• 14:18Bobby Lee?

  It's very, um, conservative.

• 14:20Andrew Santino?

  Very Christian conservative.

• 14:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 14:22Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that is true.

• 14:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, remember my, my school was that kid that like, if you're gay, you're gonna go to hell. You know, he wore that shirt and it was a big controversy.

• 14:29Andrew Santino?

  You went to school with Trump?

• 14:32Bobby Lee?

  No, Matt Gaetz.

• 14:35Speaker 04

  Bob, we have a crazy present for you.

• 14:37Bobby Lee?

  I'd love it to see it.

• 14:38Speaker 04

  Um, this just happened over the weekend and we wanted to save it for the recording.

• 14:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:42Speaker 04

  But this came through your reps.

• 14:43Andrew Santino?

  What is this?

• 14:44Bobby Lee?

  I already got, I already got a, a trophy. Is that what it is?

• 14:48Speaker 04

  No, it's not a trophy.

• 14:49Andrew Santino?

  Well, hold, timeout. What's the trophy for?

• 14:51Bobby Lee?

  Borderlands.

• 14:53Andrew Santino?

  Worst movie ever? They make trophies for that?

• 14:56Bobby Lee?

  No, it was IMDb's best, um, ensemble cast.

• 15:01Speaker 04

  Oh, that's cool.

• 15:02Andrew Santino?

  Ooh, petition for that, dude. That's a-

• 15:04Bobby Lee?

  I put it in my mantle.

• 15:05Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but that's a political move. That's insane.

• 15:07Bobby Lee?

  It doesn't matter. I, I, I treat it like it's an Oscar. I wipe it every day.

• 15:11Andrew Santino?

  This trophy, the trophy should have just been-

• 15:12Bobby Lee?

  It's beautiful!

• 15:13Andrew Santino?

  A big bomb.

• 15:15Speaker 04

  Alright, we got this from your reps.

• 15:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, what is it?

• 15:17Andrew Santino?

  Let me see.

• 15:18Speaker 04

  Here, I'm just gonna do this.

• 15:20Bobby Lee?

  White House?

• 15:20Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 15:21Andrew Santino?

  Shut the fuck-

• 15:21Speaker 04

  It's crazy, dude.

• 15:23Andrew Santino?

  Bobby Lee, Mr. Dear Mr. Lee, as you probably saw, Bill Maher was just at the White House for dinner with myself, Bob Kidrock and Dana. Many people love that he came and had dinner with me and had nothing but amazing things to tell the people. He had a wonderful time. I hope you call and ask him. I spoke to my son Baron this weekend, who I'm sure you know, and he recommended you so highly that I had to have us reach out immediately. You come very highly recommended, Mr. Lee. So we would like to invite you to the White House for dinner. Shut the fuck up. In the state dining room this Wednesday.

• 15:48Bobby Lee?

  Is that Donald's, is that Donald's signature?

• 15:51Andrew Santino?

  I very strongly believe you'll see that-

• 15:52Bobby Lee?

  I, I, it just wasn't your tricks. I swear to God, I will lose my mind, dude.

• 15:56Speaker 04

  Dude, this is crazy.

• 15:57Bobby Lee?

  Is this a donut, another donut?

• 15:59Speaker 04

  No, look.

• 16:00Andrew Santino?

  It's from Matt. It's from your agent. I got the email-

• 16:02Bobby Lee?

  Wait, I'm gonna call my manager if it's real.

• 16:04Andrew Santino?

  No, it's your agent.

• 16:05Speaker 04

  Yeah, call your agent. You can't go.

• 16:08Andrew Santino?

  You can't go. We're recording that day.

• 16:10Bobby Lee?

  Oh, God, you and I have to go.

• 16:12Andrew Santino?

  No, we're shooting, we're doing the voiceover that day. We can't-

• 16:15Bobby Lee?

  When is it?

• 16:16Andrew Santino?

  On this-

• 16:17Speaker 04

  On Tuesday, you're doing that. On Wednesday, he can go. He can fly out Wednesday morning.

• 16:23Andrew Santino?

  Call, a call.

• 16:24Bobby Lee?

  Who?

• 16:25Andrew Santino?

  Well, who get, who gave it to you?

• 16:26Speaker 04

  Uh, CIA.

• 16:27Bobby Lee?

  I'm just gonna call Abby. She, she must know about it.

• 16:29Andrew Santino?

  Oh, my.

• 16:30Bobby Lee?

  Cause if she doesn't know about it, then it's not real.

• 16:32Andrew Santino?

  Why the fuck do you get an invite? I don't get a fucking invite.

• 16:34Bobby Lee?

  Dude, I'm very knowledgeable about our politics and tariffs. Yeah, I'm, I'm Chinese, dude. We're, we're gonna negotiate.

• 16:42Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that's what it is. He wants you to negotiate the tariffs.

• 16:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, maybe for Korea or something.

• 16:46Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 16:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Are you being fucking real right now?

• 16:50Speaker 04

  Dude, it's insane.

• 16:54Andrew Santino?

  Great manager.

• 16:55Bobby Lee?

  It's a Sunday.

• 16:57Andrew Santino?

  What the fuck does that mean? We're working?

• 16:59Speaker 04

  CIA has a nighttime.

• 17:01Bobby Lee?

  Oh, fuck.

• 17:03Andrew Santino?

  Call your fucking agent.

• 17:04Bobby Lee?

  Matt?

• 17:05Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 17:05Bobby Lee?

  You think Matt Blake will know?

• 17:07Speaker 04

  Yeah, he's on the email.

• 17:08Andrew Santino?

  Look, he's copied on the fucking email.

• 17:09Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I'm gonna call right now. He'll pick up. He'll pick up for sure. I needed to get to the bottom of this. I'm so sorry. This is so weird.

• 17:17Andrew Santino?

  You gotta frame that.

• 17:19Bobby Lee?

  I gotta frame it. Do you have it physically or no?

• 17:21Speaker 04

  No.

• 17:21Bobby Lee?

  Put it out for me, thanks?

• 17:22Speaker 04

  Yeah, we'll put it on a nice paper.

• 17:25Andrew Santino?

  We have to frame that and put that up in the studio. Look at Trump's signature. Trump signed it, wants you to come to the White...

• 17:29Bobby Lee?

  Hold on.

• 17:30Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 17:31Bobby Lee?

  Well, because Barron likes me.

• 17:33Speaker 04

  Yeah, I think he watches.

• 17:34Andrew Santino?

  That's the same thing he did with Theo and all those guys.

• 17:38Speaker 06

  Your call has been forwarded to...

• 17:39Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my god. So, uh...

• 17:41Andrew Santino?

  What a team.

• 17:43Andrew Santino?

  What a team.

• 17:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:45Andrew Santino?

  And by the way, this Sunday excuse, that's such a crock of shit.

• 17:47Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 17:48Bobby Lee?

  Okay, but let me ask you something.

• 17:50Andrew Santino?

  Is your phone on?

• 17:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:53Bobby Lee?

  Let me ask you something. I'll see if they call.

• 17:55Andrew Santino?

  This is so annoying. Why wouldn't I get invited?

• 17:57Bobby Lee?

  Because you're not... He knows.

• 18:00Andrew Santino?

  What does he know?

• 18:01Bobby Lee?

  I'm more, you know, educated when it comes to the, you know, I mean, economics and jurisdictions and, you know, I mean,

• 18:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 18:09Bobby Lee?

  tariffs and whatnot.

• 18:11Andrew Santino?

  What the fuck are you talking about?

• 18:13Bobby Lee?

  Well, he knows about my expertise on all things. Not just golf and bowling.

• 18:18Andrew Santino?

  He loves both of those things. He golfs more than he does presidential shit.

• 18:23Bobby Lee?

  Okay, but I'm just saying, he also, when they see me on camera, they see the wisdom.

• 18:28Andrew Santino?

  Who's the most golfed president of all time?

• 18:30Bobby Lee?

  That's not... Has nothing to do with shit, dude. Did you get an invite? For the President of the United States? I'm the guy!

• 18:37Andrew Santino?

  Fuck you, shut up.

• 18:38Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? Hey! That is crazy. I will... I can't go because we have shit to do.

• 18:43Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean you can't go? You have to go.

• 18:45Bobby Lee?

  Do I really have to go? Do they fly you out?

• 18:47Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 18:47Andrew Santino?

  What the fuck are you talking about? Do you... Who do you think this is?

• 18:51Bobby Lee?

  Are you jealous?

• 18:53Andrew Santino?

  That you get to go to the White House? Yeah, man. What the fuck are you talking about?

• 18:56Bobby Lee?

  But if... If we both could go, would you go?

• 18:59Andrew Santino?

  If we both can go, would I go? Yeah, I wanna go.

• 19:02Bobby Lee?

  So why can't you be my guest?

• 19:04Andrew Santino?

  That's not a real thing. You don't get to just fucking say I'm bringing somebody.

• 19:07Speaker 04

  Not plus ones.

• 19:08Andrew Santino?

  There's no, you can't, you can't go, "Hey, I'm bringing a friend." That's insane. Maybe if you were, "Oh, can I be your wife?"

• 19:16Bobby Lee?

  You're Melania, you're my Melania.

• 19:18Andrew Santino?

  I will go with you to my house.

• 19:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. This is my wife. She was in a fire.

• 19:27Andrew Santino?

  I was, I was burned.

• 19:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's not, she's not redhead. She's actually from Slovakia, near where Melania's from.

• 19:33Andrew Santino?

  I'm from Slovakia, but I was in fire.

• 19:35Bobby Lee?

  In a fire, yeah.

• 19:36Andrew Santino?

  My teeth burned off.

• 19:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And she loves plunging into lava.

• 19:41Andrew Santino?

  I'm a big plunger.

• 19:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So that's why the distortion.

• 19:46Andrew Santino?

  You're gonna kill it at dinner.

• 19:48Bobby Lee?

  You think so?

• 19:49Andrew Santino?

  Let's hear, let's hear.

• 19:50Bobby Lee?

  Will you be Trump?

• 19:51Andrew Santino?

  Wonderful to meet you, Bobby. What do you think, Bobby? What do you think of the White House? It's the whitest house I've ever had.

• 19:56Bobby Lee?

  It's really pleased to meet you, Barack, I mean, Donald. I fucked up already. Oh, my God.

• 20:00Speaker 04

  This is the dining room you'll be in.

• 20:02Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God, dude. Who else is my crew? I have to know who my crew is.

• 20:06Andrew Santino?

  They're not gonna tell ya.

• 20:07Speaker 04

  Kid Rock will probably be there.

• 20:08Bobby Lee?

  Again?

• 20:09Speaker 04

  Yeah, I think he goes a bunch.

• 20:10Andrew Santino?

  He's got a house, he's got a room there.

• 20:14Bobby Lee?

  Now, did Bill Maher get scorched for going?

• 20:18Andrew Santino?

  No, I don't think so. What do you mean?

• 20:19Speaker 06

  A little bit.

• 20:20Andrew Santino?

  Did he?

• 20:21Speaker 04

  But did it, I don't think it mattered.

• 20:22Speaker 06

  From the left.

• 20:24Andrew Santino?

  From the left? He is, he is left.

• 20:27Speaker 06

  He's a little center feel.

• 20:28Speaker 04

  Yeah, it changed recently.

• 20:31Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God, this is so exciting. I've never had anything, you know, honestly, dude? If this is false, you're gonna break my heart. If it's one of your little shenanigans.

• 20:41Andrew Santino?

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• 20:48Bobby Lee?

  You have to be a squirrel, and you have to take the nut, and you have to put it in the tree hole.

• 20:54Andrew Santino?

  Because?

• 20:55Bobby Lee?

  Winter's coming.

• 20:56Andrew Santino?

  Winter is coming. Winter even might be here. What's the best piece of money advice that you ever got, Bobby? Mine was, save, save some.

• 21:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 21:04Andrew Santino?

  Have some fun, but make sure

• 21:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 21:07Andrew Santino?

  you got a little something hidden away in the mattress. And now, we're not doing mattresses anymore.

• 21:11Bobby Lee?

  My grandfather said, "Take, be squirrel."

• 21:13Andrew Santino?

  Be square.

• 21:14Bobby Lee?

  Take Acorn, put a hole.

• 21:16Andrew Santino?

  Put it dead. Yeah. Bobby's a little bit older than me. He's been saving a little bit longer because he's smarter than me as well.

• 21:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 21:21Andrew Santino?

  I just recently started kind of actually putting away for the future. I don't have kids, okay? But I want to put away for my other loved ones and you, you may want that too, if you, whether you have kids or not.

• 21:29Bobby Lee?

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• 21:40Andrew Santino?

  That's right, because there's a lot of downs, a lot of downs.

• 21:42Bobby Lee?

  But many ups.

• 21:43Andrew Santino?

  There's many ups and they're on the way.

• 21:44Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 21:45Andrew Santino?

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• 22:18Bobby Lee?

  Zocdoc.

• 22:19Andrew Santino?

  Ow, ow.

• 22:20Bobby Lee?

  Ow, what? Your flat feet.

• 22:22Andrew Santino?

  Oh, my flat.

• 22:22Bobby Lee?

  Oh, your shoulder?

• 22:23Andrew Santino?

  Oh, my shoulder. Oh, my shoulder is because of my flat feet. I need to go see a doctor, but how do I go find one?

• 22:27Bobby Lee?

  You gotta get, you gotta go to Zocdoc and I'll tell you what it is. Zocdoc is a free app, Andrew, and website where you can search and compare high-quality network doctors and click to instantly book an appointment.

• 22:37Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I know about Zocdoc, right? Because you can filter for doctors that take your insurance. They're located near you, right?

• 22:43Bobby Lee?

  That's right.

• 22:43Andrew Santino?

  And then also, uh, they, they kind of have like, um, an actual booking appointments. You can do it and instantly book, or you click a visit right away, right?

• 22:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 22:52Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 22:53Bobby Lee?

  And appointments made through Zocdoc, Andrew, I don't know if you know this, also happen super fast.

• 22:57Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 22:57Bobby Lee?

  Typically within 70, 24 to 72 hours of booking and you can even score same-day appointments.

• 23:02Andrew Santino?

  You think I can get an appointment for my neck?

• 23:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 23:05Andrew Santino?

  Okay, good. And, and honestly, I need it really bad because I want someone that's in my neighborhood and I want real patient reviews. Do they do that?

• 23:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, 100% do it.

• 23:12Andrew Santino?

  Oh, God. Well, then can you tell me how to, where do I go and I gotta?

• 23:15Bobby Lee?

  Well, I gotta say something else before that, right?

• 23:17Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 23:17Bobby Lee?

  Stop putting off those doctor's appointments, Andrew, and go to zocdoc.com/badfriends to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today.

• 23:24Andrew Santino?

  I'm not good at spelling. Is that z-o-c-d-o-c.com/badfriends?

• 23:29Bobby Lee?

  I'm not good at either, but I think you got it right.

• 23:31Andrew Santino?

  I think it's zocdoc.com/badfriends.

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• 24:05Bobby Lee?

  Did you see that? It was like...

• 24:08Andrew Santino?

  The family that died in the Hudson? I can't stop thinking about it.

• 24:10Bobby Lee?

  No, dude.

• 24:12Andrew Santino?

  I can't stop thinking about this family that died in the Hudson.

• 24:14Bobby Lee?

  I don't know anything about it, so explain it to me. I really don't know anything about it. I've just been watching the Chinese tariff stuff.

• 24:18Andrew Santino?

  Let me tell you something, no one knows enough about it. That's the scariest part. This helicopter like broke in midair. And the only thing we know is, he was high up at Siemens, the technology company.

• 24:30Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 24:31Andrew Santino?

  A New York City sightseeing helicopter broke apart and crashed into the Hudson River near New Jersey shoreline, killing the pilot and a Spanish family of five were on board. Pieces of the aircraft can be found, blah blah blah. How'd it happen? Witnesses described seeing the helicopter's tail and main rotor break away, smoke pouring from the spinning chopper it slammed into the water. Victims were Austin Escobar, uh oh, that's a tough last name to have, his wife Maria Cambucci Montal, and the three children, Victor, Mercedes, Augustine, and Kia. An executive at Siemens was in the New York area on business. I mean, this is fucking insane. You don't find this crazy? You don't think this is conspiratorial?

• 25:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh, it's conspiracy.

• 25:06Andrew Santino?

  Do helicopters just break? Is this a thing that happens?

• 25:09Speaker 06

  Lately.

• 25:11Bobby Lee?

  Are they fishermen?

• 25:12Andrew Santino?

  Fishermen? What does that mean?

• 25:15Bobby Lee?

  Like a semen.

• 25:16Andrew Santino?

  No, Siemens, like the phone company, you know, Siemens.

• 25:19Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 25:20Andrew Santino?

  S-I-E, electronics.

• 25:21Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I don't know, sorry. Maybe delete that, that was so dumb.

• 25:23Andrew Santino?

  No, it was actually really good. I want that out there.

• 25:25Bobby Lee?

  It was so dumb.

• 25:26Andrew Santino?

  No, do that at Trump's dinner.

• 25:27Bobby Lee?

  Was Aquaman there?

• 25:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 25:29Bobby Lee?

  Were there dolphins?

• 25:31Andrew Santino?

  Bobby, is this you here? There's a bunch of people on the internet saying that this might be you.

• 25:37Bobby Lee?

  Okay, let's see it.

• 25:38Andrew Santino?

  Zoom in a little bit more, please.

• 25:39Bobby Lee?

  Dude, I can't even do that.

• 25:49Andrew Santino?

  Try.

• 25:50Bobby Lee?

  I can't do that.

• 25:51Andrew Santino?

  Yes, you can, dude.

• 25:52Bobby Lee?

  I can't do it like that. Alright, so what do I do?

• 25:56Andrew Santino?

  Start it again so he can see it.

• 26:10Andrew Santino?

  That chick's ripping, by the way.

• 26:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 26:12Speaker 04

  So many people thought it was you.

• 26:14Andrew Santino?

  So, 5,000 likes. Anybody else think this was Bobby Lee? I mean, it's 100% you.

• 26:21Andrew Santino?

  That's 100% you.

• 26:23Bobby Lee?

  And the fucking, you know what? Enough of the fucking Korean deer, this shit. I get tagged, anyone that looks Asian, I go get.

• 26:29Andrew Santino?

  I get the same thing for redhead. I get the same thing.

• 26:32Bobby Lee?

  If they're acting, and also can I just say another? Alright, stop. Can I just say another thing, my friend? Alright? Stop yelling out Down Syndrome out of your car.

• 26:41Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 26:41Bobby Lee?

  I'm walking down the street, people just yell at Down Syndrome, and I don't even... And then there's people around me and looking at me like, as if I have it.

• 26:48Andrew Santino?

  Fuck you. I get Bobby's mom all day long.

• 26:50Bobby Lee?

  You do, right? You'll drive by and yell it out, right?

• 26:53Andrew Santino?

  All day long.

• 26:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. It's like, it's, it doesn't stop. You know what I mean?

• 26:58Andrew Santino?

  I sat next to our good buddy David Chang on the way back home, by the way.

• 27:01Bobby Lee?

  Oh, hello.

• 27:03Andrew Santino?

  You love Dave Chang.

• 27:04Bobby Lee?

  I love him so much.

• 27:04Andrew Santino?

  He's the best. You know, he's, he's in, he tore his rotator cuff.

• 27:09Bobby Lee?

  Is that a?

• 27:10Andrew Santino?

  He's in like a arm, he's in like an arm sling.

• 27:12Bobby Lee?

  That was cooking equipment. I'm really off today, dude.

• 27:16Andrew Santino?

  Or maybe it was his labrum, something, whatever it was. He tore something, he's in an arm sling.

• 27:20Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 27:22Bobby Lee?

  Okay, is he dying?

• 27:23Andrew Santino?

  He, honestly, he's on, he's on his way out. No, I'm saying you should wish him well. Be like, I heard about your injury.

• 27:28Bobby Lee?

  Hi, Dave, wish you well. I'm sorry about your rotator.

• 27:30Andrew Santino?

  Why don't you just text him? Shoot him a text.

• 27:32Bobby Lee?

  What, really?

• 27:33Andrew Santino?

  Brag, brag. Be like, hey, sorry about your arm. I got invited to the White House.

• 27:36Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 27:38Andrew Santino?

  Have you been to the White House? Say that.

• 27:42Andrew Santino?

  What an invite.

• 27:44Bobby Lee?

  I don't think I have his number.

• 27:47Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you do.

• 27:48Bobby Lee?

  David Chang. Yeah, there we go. I'm gonna say, what do I say? You compose it for me.

• 27:54Andrew Santino?

  I heard you, I heard.

• 27:55Bobby Lee?

  I heard.

• 27:59Bobby Lee?

  I heard.

• 27:59Andrew Santino?

  I heard about the injury.

• 28:01Bobby Lee?

  I'll just say, I heard.

• 28:01Andrew Santino?

  I heard.

• 28:02Bobby Lee?

  That's it, send that.

• 28:03Andrew Santino?

  Get well.

• 28:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, get well.

• 28:08Bobby Lee?

  Get well soon.

• 28:09Andrew Santino?

  P.S.

• 28:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:10Andrew Santino?

  Got invited to the White House.

• 28:12Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 28:13Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 28:14Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Because if it's wrong, I feel like they're trolling me. These people are trolling me?

• 28:17Andrew Santino?

  Who? These guys?

• 28:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:18Speaker 04

  What? About the White House?

• 28:19Andrew Santino?

  Where did the email come from?

• 28:21Speaker 04

  The first one.

• 28:24Andrew Santino?

  Matt, that's for, what did Abby say? Oh, Abby's on this email.

• 28:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know.

• 28:27Andrew Santino?

  I got the email from your assistant. Oh, look what it says. Sunday night, got back to them. Thank you so much. Forward on.

• 28:34Speaker 04

  The address, the White House Press Secretary.

• 28:39Andrew Santino?

  Oh, my God. Look at this, Bob.

• 28:42Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 28:43Andrew Santino?

  Caroline Levitt, Press, White House Press Secretary. Oh, this is the original email.

• 28:46Bobby Lee?

  Wait, Caroline Levitt?

• 28:50Andrew Santino?

  That's what it says.

• 28:51Speaker 04

  That's who reaches out.

• 28:51Bobby Lee?

  You know who that is, right?

• 28:52Speaker 04

  Yeah. The Press Secretary.

• 28:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, wow.

• 28:56Andrew Santino?

  On behalf of-

• 28:56Bobby Lee?

  Nothing from you?

• 28:57Andrew Santino?

  I'm reaching, I'm, I'm a little fucking annoyed. I wanna go.

• 29:00Bobby Lee?

  Well, every year, I mean, you know, Barack invited me, Biden invited me. You know, it's just my, it's, every president invites me, you know, so it's just my thing.

• 29:09Andrew Santino?

  Cool.

• 29:10Bobby Lee?

  But I'm a man of the world, and you're not. You're like, America, you know? Yeah.

• 29:15Andrew Santino?

  You're going to the White House. America.

• 29:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I also seen, uh, other places.

• 29:21Andrew Santino?

  Where?

• 29:22Bobby Lee?

  McCon.

• 29:24Andrew Santino?

  The guy right back there?

• 29:25Bobby Lee?

  No, the Paris guy. McCon.

• 29:28Andrew Santino?

  Macron?

• 29:28Bobby Lee?

  Macron.

• 29:31Bobby Lee?

  Macaroon. Macaroon. It's delicious.

• 29:34Andrew Santino?

  Have you met croissants?

• 29:35Bobby Lee?

  I have.

• 29:37Andrew Santino?

  I have.

• 29:38Bobby Lee?

  No, do I, you know, come on. I would never go to anywhere like that.

• 29:42Andrew Santino?

  This might end the show, actually.

• 29:43Bobby Lee?

  Without you.

• 29:44Andrew Santino?

  No, this might, this actually might end the show.

• 29:46Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 29:47Andrew Santino?

  Cause it's, this is, you're-

• 29:48Bobby Lee?

  Without you, I don't go.

• 29:49Andrew Santino?

  You're obviously a superstar. You've left me in the dust. You're doing a lot. A cone is nodding, and that's true. You've left me in the dust. You're doing your own thing. It's fine.

• 29:56Bobby Lee?

  You're an, I, I-

• 29:57Andrew Santino?

  You mentioned Theo.

• 29:58Bobby Lee?

  You're in my-

• 29:59Andrew Santino?

  You mentioned Theo right away. The first thing you said was because of Theo. Your, your best buddy, your closest confidant.

• 30:04Bobby Lee?

  You're in Why Can't You See Me Part 8?

• 30:09Bobby Lee?

  With the magic. That's good.

• 30:11Andrew Santino?

  Maybe they'll give me a shitty trophy.

• 30:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, is this what we're gonna do? Right?

• 30:16Andrew Santino?

  It'll actually be a good movie.

• 30:17Bobby Lee?

  Didn't you get one for House Party?

• 30:20Andrew Santino?

  I gotta call my agent.

• 30:24Bobby Lee?

  Anyway.

• 30:26Andrew Santino?

  God, we're in a lot of bad movies, eh?

• 30:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you know.

• 30:30Andrew Santino?

  We're dead.

• 30:31Bobby Lee?

  Well, we're dead in the business.

• 30:31Andrew Santino?

  We're dead in the business.

• 30:32Bobby Lee?

  We're 100%. Do you ever think that?

• 30:34Andrew Santino?

  All the time. Are you kidding me?

• 30:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I like, we are so dead in the business. But we created our own thing.

• 30:39Andrew Santino?

  Created our own show.

• 30:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, but we are dead in Hollywood.

• 30:41Andrew Santino?

  And our animated show, we just did an animatic for it and it's gonna come out. They gave us the news. It's gonna come out in 2028.

• 30:47Bobby Lee?

  That's a while.

• 30:47Andrew Santino?

  Right around the corner.

• 30:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:49Andrew Santino?

  It's actually, no joke, it's 2027. That's literally when the show's gonna come out. When they said that, I almost was like, I can't even believe that's a thing.

• 30:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. But you know what?

• 30:56Andrew Santino?

  That's a thing.

• 30:57Bobby Lee?

  It's an opportunity.

• 30:58Andrew Santino?

  I'm happy.

• 30:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:59Andrew Santino?

  I'm happy we're gonna be able to do it.

• 31:01Bobby Lee?

  But guess what, guy? I've been, I've been going to therapy and I've been thinking a lot about it, a lot about it. And, um, I'm on, if I, look at my phone. What does it say?

• 31:14Andrew Santino?

  This is it.

• 31:16Bobby Lee?

  This is it.

• 31:17Speaker 04

  Strokes.

• 31:18Bobby Lee?

  That, yeah, that's a good album.

• 31:19Andrew Santino?

  It's a great album.

• 31:20Bobby Lee?

  I know, but this is you and me together, sitting here with our pals.

• 31:25Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I know what happened.

• 31:27Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 31:27Andrew Santino?

  You like saw one of those David Foster Wallace things and now you're fucking hung on like this is water. I know what's going on. Everybody goes through this. You're having like a David Foster Wallace moment. Where you're like, two fish are swimming in the ocean and one is like, what's water? It's like, you're in it, man.

• 31:46Bobby Lee?

  You have to be one with water.

• 31:49Andrew Santino?

  Now you're Bruce Lee?

• 31:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Bruce Lee, dude.

• 31:50Andrew Santino?

  Dude.

• 31:51Bobby Lee?

  Water can flow between.

• 31:53Andrew Santino?

  Do you know what I'm referring, David Foster Wallace? Like every college kid reads this book.

• 31:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:57Andrew Santino?

  It's actually beautiful.

• 31:59Bobby Lee?

  Well, tell me some of the concepts and I'll agree with them.

• 32:01Andrew Santino?

  Infinite Jest. But there's a, there's a, look up David Foster Wallace, This Is Water. Look up This Is Water. It's actually beautiful.

• 32:08Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 32:09Andrew Santino?

  But you're on this kick and I really, I mean, I shouldn't shit on it. I love you.

• 32:13Andrew Santino?

  But it's incredible. This is water is amazing.

• 32:16Bobby Lee?

  Okay, have you read it?

• 32:17Andrew Santino?

  I have. Infinite Jest, uh, pretty, pretty amazing. This is water.

• 32:22Bobby Lee?

  Gimme, just gimme the gist of the book.

• 32:26Andrew Santino?

  The idea is this. Yeah, oh, this is it. There it is. There are these two young fish swimming along. They happen to meet an older fish swimming the other way.

• 32:32Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, wait, hold on.

• 32:33Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 32:34Bobby Lee?

  No, no, I just.

• 32:35Andrew Santino?

  There are two young.

• 32:36Bobby Lee?

  No, that's not what I'm saying!

• 32:37Andrew Santino?

  I don't know, okay.

• 32:38Bobby Lee?

  I gotta visualize it, so.

• 32:39Andrew Santino?

  Close your eyes, close your eyes.

• 32:40Bobby Lee?

  There's two fish, and there's a bit older fish.

• 32:42Andrew Santino?

  Two young fish swimming along.

• 32:44Bobby Lee?

  Does it matter what kind, or?

• 32:46Andrew Santino?

  One, one is a carp and the other one is a, uh.

• 32:49Bobby Lee?

  What are those fucking Nemo ones or whatever?

• 32:51Andrew Santino?

  Goldfish.

• 32:52Bobby Lee?

  No, and the one with the clownfish.

• 32:53Andrew Santino?

  Clownfish.

• 32:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, two clownfish, baby, baby ones.

• 32:55Andrew Santino?

  Two baby clownfish are swimming along.

• 32:57Bobby Lee?

  And a great white's going.

• 32:57Andrew Santino?

  And they happen to meet.

• 32:58Bobby Lee?

  A great white, great white's going the other way.

• 33:00Andrew Santino?

  Going the other way.

• 33:01Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 33:01Andrew Santino?

  Who nods at them and says, "Morning, boys, how's the water?"

• 33:04Bobby Lee?

  That's not what he sounds like. It's a great white.

• 33:06Andrew Santino?

  Morning, boys.

• 33:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's what.

• 33:08Andrew Santino?

  How's the water?

• 33:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, exactly.

• 33:10Andrew Santino?

  And the two young fish, the two young clownfish, they swim for a bit, and eventually, one of them looks at the other one and goes, "What the hell is water?" In this moment, you're worried I plan to present myself as the wise old fish explaining what water is to young fish. Please don't be. I'm not the old wise fish. The immediate point of the fish story is that the most obvious, ubiquitous, important realities are often the ones that we are hardest to see and talk about. What it is, is we're taking, not taking stuff for granted. What it says on your phone is what this is.

• 33:38Bobby Lee?

  What? I don't get the analogy, I swear to God, I don't. You know, I'm not good with riddles either, so I don't know.

• 33:43Andrew Santino?

  This is it. This is water. You're lit, we're, when someone, you'll look back in 20 years. 10, maybe, I don't know how long you're gonna make it, but 20.

• 33:52Bobby Lee?

  You know, and you know what, that, that kinda talk.

• 33:54Andrew Santino?

  That right there is when I'm going to the White House by myself. I knew it. I knew it.

• 33:57Bobby Lee?

  You're a fucking piece of shit.

• 33:58Andrew Santino?

  Thank you.

• 33:58Bobby Lee?

  You won't be dead in 10 years.

• 33:59Andrew Santino?

  Thank you.

• 34:00Bobby Lee?

  Anyway.

• 34:00Andrew Santino?

  With you and me, two young fish are swimming along in the ocean. One takes a giant shit.

• 34:09Andrew Santino?

  And a beautiful female fish comes by.

• 34:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 34:11Andrew Santino?

  What the fuck is wrong with you guys?

• 34:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:14Andrew Santino?

  Alright, listen.

• 34:14Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 34:15Andrew Santino?

  You're this is it.

• 34:16Bobby Lee?

  This is it.

• 34:16Andrew Santino?

  I'm being in all genuine respect because I love you and I respect you.

• 34:19Bobby Lee?

  Because a lot of times you go, you go.

• 34:21Andrew Santino?

  You're in the moment, you're living in the moment.

• 34:22Bobby Lee?

  A lot of times you go, oh, well, we're doing this Hulu show, it comes on two. When that happens, it's gonna be great.

• 34:26Andrew Santino?

  And right, you have to live in it now.

• 34:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, when I meet the one, that, when that happens, it's like, this is it.

• 34:31Andrew Santino?

  This is it.

• 34:32Bobby Lee?

  I mean, we're, I'm living life now, we're the leads of our movie.

• 34:36Andrew Santino?

  This is water.

• 34:36Bobby Lee?

  This is water.

• 34:37Andrew Santino?

  Seriously, this is water.

• 34:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:39Andrew Santino?

  This is water.

• 34:39Bobby Lee?

  You have to be one with, you know.

• 34:41Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 34:41Bobby Lee?

  Do a Bruce Lee.

• 34:42Andrew Santino?

  Okay, I get it.

• 34:42Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 34:43Andrew Santino?

  But this is water.

• 34:43Bobby Lee?

  Dead on Bruce Lee, dude.

• 34:44Andrew Santino?

  Do it again, then.

• 34:45Bobby Lee?

  This, you have to be one with water.

• 34:48Andrew Santino?

  What, you got peanut butter in your mouth? What are you doing?

• 34:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he loved peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, that's what killed him.

• 34:53Andrew Santino?

  Is that true?

• 34:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 34:54Andrew Santino?

  Bruce Lee died from PBJ?

• 34:55Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, I don't know, but, um.

• 34:58Andrew Santino?

  But I'm happy that you're on this new kick. What made you do this? Therapy got you to this, this is, this is it?

• 35:04Andrew Santino?

  Yes, Bruce Lee incorporated peanut butter into his diet, particularly as a component of protein.

• 35:08Bobby Lee?

  I didn't have to look it up.

• 35:10Andrew Santino?

  Bruce Lee was highly against jelly, however.

• 35:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:13Andrew Santino?

  Interesting.

• 35:14Bobby Lee?

  Okay, doesn't say that on there, but my point is, is this, okay? Um. Well, you know, I, I went.

• 35:20Andrew Santino?

  Bobby, you look a lot like Bruce Lee, I wanted to.

• 35:22Bobby Lee?

  You know, that's what he's gonna say, right?

• 35:24Andrew Santino?

  Hundred percent.

• 35:24Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my god.

• 35:25Andrew Santino?

  My son Baron said, you, you're a wonderful funny guy. I think you're a very funny guy. I love Mad TV, I love Mad TV.

• 35:31Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 35:31Andrew Santino?

  I love Mad TV. What I don't like about Mad TV is.

• 35:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:34Andrew Santino?

  They had a lot of DEI.

• 35:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:36Andrew Santino?

  I didn't like the DEI.

• 35:37Bobby Lee?

  I mean, what, I mean, could I say that I voted for Kamala or no?

• 35:40Speaker 04

  What, that's rude.

• 35:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you can.

• 35:43Bobby Lee?

  But then would I get kicked out?

• 35:45Andrew Santino?

  No, he'd go, and I won, didn't I? I won.

• 35:47Bobby Lee?

  I'd go, yes, sir, you, good job.

• 35:49Andrew Santino?

  You have to bow.

• 35:49Bobby Lee?

  I would do it, I would be a bitch.

• 35:51Andrew Santino?

  You would, a hundred percent.

• 35:52Bobby Lee?

  I would tremble, I would shake, I would. Yeah, yeah.

• 35:55Andrew Santino?

  No, excellency.

• 35:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, no, but, um.

• 35:59Andrew Santino?

  This is water. I'm glad you're going through this in therapy.

• 36:01Bobby Lee?

  Well, it's because I, you know, went through some depression and then I was like, I gotta get out of this. And then just go back to my techniques of, you know, being grounded in reality. Because a lot of things you read on the internet or the things that occur in your mind aren't real.

• 36:15Andrew Santino?

  That's incredible, though.

• 36:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:17Andrew Santino?

  You do feel this way that you're getting to a place where you're accepting your reality? You feel really good.

• 36:22Bobby Lee?

  I feel so good.

• 36:23Andrew Santino?

  And I appreciate that.

• 36:24Bobby Lee?

  I thank you.

• 36:25Andrew Santino?

  I thank you more. I'd like you to take me to the White House.

• 36:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, you will. Listen, um, yeah, when Pete Buttigieg is fucking president. Which will never happen, so you'll go then. My point is this, alright? I want to tell bad Friends fans this, alright? There would be no, I'm not even gonna speak. There would be no Bad Friends if it wasn't for Andrew, because I'm so lazy and aloof, right? So he organizes everything. And this machine, he's the captain of this ship. You know what I mean? You are.

• 36:57Andrew Santino?

  Take me to dinner. That's all I want. Just take me to the White House.

• 36:59Bobby Lee?

  I go to dinner all the time!

• 37:01Andrew Santino?

  Alright. Thank you for saying that. It's very nice.

• 37:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Stop this.

• 37:06Andrew Santino?

  And can I tell you something right now?

• 37:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:08Andrew Santino?

  Speaking of Bad Friends fans, what are you doing? You're reading texts from your agents and stuff? What do they say? What do they say?

• 37:14Bobby Lee?

  It's from somebody. Let's move on.

• 37:16Andrew Santino?

  Is it from a friend?

• 37:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:18Andrew Santino?

  What did they say?

• 37:21Bobby Lee?

  What plans?

• 37:24Bobby Lee?

  What plans? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 37:28Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no!

• 37:30Bobby Lee?

  What about plans?

• 37:30Andrew Santino?

  I'm excited to go to London and Dublin. I'm actually so excited to go do these shows. I miss doing shows, Bad Friends shows.

• 37:36Bobby Lee?

  But it's also, why can't we stay in these towns for longer? I mean, they're so back to back.

• 37:40Andrew Santino?

  We are.

• 37:41Bobby Lee?

  We gotta go earlier then.

• 37:42Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no. What's gonna happen is, yeah, we'll go early to London. And then when we go to Dublin the next day, we can stay in Dublin a little while.

• 37:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so we'll go three days in London?

• 37:52Andrew Santino?

  Sure.

• 37:52Bobby Lee?

  Then do the show, and then go to Ireland, and then spend the next three days in Ireland?

• 37:56Andrew Santino?

  Sure.

• 37:56Bobby Lee?

  Because I want to see your shamrocks and all that stuff, you know what I mean?

• 38:00Andrew Santino?

  You want to see where I grew up?

• 38:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 38:01Andrew Santino?

  Out on the valley.

• 38:02Bobby Lee?

  Wait, because you know that redheads have to come from Ireland, no? That's where your people come from.

• 38:08Andrew Santino?

  And there's more Scots and English that are Irish than, than...

• 38:11Bobby Lee?

  But you're Italian. How does the redhead thing happen?

• 38:14Andrew Santino?

  Well, when two people love each other very much.

• 38:16Bobby Lee?

  Tell me, explain.

• 38:17Andrew Santino?

  And they come from two different places. My mother's Irish, my dad's Italian. How, that's not hard math.

• 38:22Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so you have?

• 38:23Andrew Santino?

  Your mom is Korean and your dad is...

• 38:27Andrew Santino?

  Sorry. Your dad is Korean and your mom is-

• 38:31Bobby Lee?

  That's it, that's it.

• 38:31Andrew Santino?

  Sorry, yeah. I got it confused.

• 38:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Did you get a lot of sleep last night?

• 38:36Andrew Santino?

  It's no sleep.

• 38:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, me either.

• 38:37Andrew Santino?

  I've had no sleep in so long. By the way, on this tour that I was just on, these like 12 days I was gone, I don't think I got one night of good sleep. And by the way, in Miami, Miami is... It's too much. It's fucking too much. There's every night, someone's like, "Hey, come to this thing, come to this thing," and I can't say no. Because I feel like I'm supposed to, it's part of the job, I'm supposed to go out with these people.

• 38:59Bobby Lee?

  That's one show we never did.

• 39:01Andrew Santino?

  Miami?

• 39:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:02Andrew Santino?

  No, didn't we play Fort Lauderdale? Hollywood, yeah.

• 39:04Bobby Lee?

  Oh, we did, we did, we did.

• 39:05Andrew Santino?

  But that's up north, that's different.

• 39:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 39:07Andrew Santino?

  Miami Beach is, it's just insane.

• 39:09Bobby Lee?

  Are you, me, Logan, we could have a good time there.

• 39:12Andrew Santino?

  Logan Roy?

• 39:13Bobby Lee?

  Paul.

• 39:13Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 39:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 39:14Speaker 04

  Jake.

• 39:15Bobby Lee?

  Jake Paul, I mean. We had a good time, no?

• 39:17Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 39:17Bobby Lee?

  We did dinner at Nobu.

• 39:19Speaker 04

  Yeah, it was nice.

• 39:20Bobby Lee?

  It was nice, yeah.

• 39:20Andrew Santino?

  Did he fly you on a jet?

• 39:22Bobby Lee?

  No, but first class, right?

• 39:23Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 39:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 39:26Andrew Santino?

  Yes, I know, you asked him as if he was on the plane with you.

• 39:28Speaker 04

  I was.

• 39:29Andrew Santino?

  You were?

• 39:30Speaker 04

  I went to Miami with him.

• 39:32Andrew Santino?

  I didn't know that.

• 39:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he went.

• 39:33Andrew Santino?

  What did you guys do in Miami?

• 39:34Bobby Lee?

  We went to Nobu.

• 39:35Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 39:35Andrew Santino?

  That's it?

• 39:35Bobby Lee?

  And he came to this gig with me. He's like my handler.

• 39:38Andrew Santino?

  What's a gig? You performed?

• 39:40Bobby Lee?

  No, I did this podcast. But he acts as my legion.

• 39:42Speaker 04

  Yeah, we hung out, had a couple dinners, it was fun.

• 39:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:45Speaker 04

  They paid for it.

• 39:46Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 39:47Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 39:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You know, me and Carlos hang out.

• 39:49Andrew Santino?

  No, you don't.

• 39:51Bobby Lee?

  Have we gone to other places?

• 39:52Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 39:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they're here.

• 39:54Andrew Santino?

  A long time ago.

• 39:56Speaker 04

  Yeah, with Charlie on Third Street, the Chinese place.

• 39:59Bobby Lee?

  Charlie Finn?

• 40:00Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 40:00Bobby Lee?

  I love that guy.

• 40:01Speaker 04

  Yeah. Good times.

• 40:03Bobby Lee?

  My friend Charlie Finn.

• 40:04Andrew Santino?

  I like him.

• 40:05Bobby Lee?

  You know him?

• 40:06Andrew Santino?

  No, I like his work. I don't know him, I like him, I like his sweet face.

• 40:10Bobby Lee?

  He's my best friend. He was my best friend. Before you. 15 years ago, he was my best friend.

• 40:16Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 40:17Bobby Lee?

  You can switch! You can switch bad friends, I mean, best friends, I mean. Look at that sitcom.

• 40:23Andrew Santino?

  I remember that. It's like Three Guys and a Girl in a Pizza Place or whatever.

• 40:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Hot Dog on a Stick.

• 40:28Andrew Santino?

  Uh oh, hot dog on a stick.

• 40:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's really good.

• 40:33Andrew Santino?

  Honestly?

• 40:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:34Andrew Santino?

  Why did you lose contact with Charlie Finn?

• 40:36Bobby Lee?

  He moved.

• 40:37Andrew Santino?

  You can't call him?

• 40:38Bobby Lee?

  No, we call, we talk to each other. I'm trying to get him to do stand-up.

• 40:41Andrew Santino?

  Wait, he, did he used to do stand-up?

• 40:42Bobby Lee?

  No. He just doesn't know what to do out there.

• 40:45Andrew Santino?

  Why did he move there?

• 40:47Bobby Lee?

  I mean, you know, let's be honest, for a, during this woke age of acting, white dudes took a second, you know, I mean, there's so many white dudes and they're using more minorities.

• 40:58Andrew Santino?

  Speak on it, brother.

• 41:00Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 41:00Andrew Santino?

  This is good White House fodder. This will go far.

• 41:02Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm, I'm just, his point of view. I'm not saying my point of view. I'm glad he's out.

• 41:08Bobby Lee?

  Get out of here, Charlie. But, you know, that's what happened. Well, he missed me. He called me.

• 41:13Andrew Santino?

  Who did?

• 41:13Bobby Lee?

  Uh, Matt.

• 41:14Andrew Santino?

  Call him.

• 41:15Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 41:15Andrew Santino?

  By the way, Cubs, Cubs took two out of three from the Dodgers. I was at the game last night, 16 to nothing.

• 41:20Bobby Lee?

  You're on Bad Friends. You don't have to answer much, okay? What's that? You're on Bad Friends. You don't have to answer much. You don't have to talk that much. I'm just gonna ask you a question. Okay. Is that email real from the White House?

• 41:35Andrew Santino?

  Select quote.

• 41:36Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god.

• 41:37Andrew Santino?

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• 41:51Bobby Lee?

  It's life insurance, and it's sad to say, we're all gonna go.

• 41:54Andrew Santino?

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• 41:56Bobby Lee?

  And with Select Quote, getting covered with the right policy for you is easier and more affordable than you might think.

• 42:02Andrew Santino?

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• 42:11Bobby Lee?

  And flat feet. I do.

• 42:14Andrew Santino?

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• 42:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:25Andrew Santino?

  This guy's been on Ozempic for what feels like a full year now.

• 42:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I lost two pounds.

• 42:29Andrew Santino?

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• 42:40Bobby Lee?

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• 42:45Andrew Santino?

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• 42:52Bobby Lee?

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• 43:02Andrew Santino?

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• 43:03Bobby Lee?

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• 43:05Andrew Santino?

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• 43:06Bobby Lee?

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• 43:11Andrew Santino?

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• 43:15Bobby Lee?

  I know you are. I love when you get sprung.

• 43:17Andrew Santino?

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• 43:36Bobby Lee?

  It's ready-made meals.

• 43:37Andrew Santino?

  All right, you don't gotta do anything, man. You just give it a go and make it hot.

• 43:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And also, they have flexible deliveries that you can pause or skip when you need.

• 43:45Andrew Santino?

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• 43:58Bobby Lee?

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• 44:06Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

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• 44:38Bobby Lee?

  I got called to the White House to have dinner with Donald Trump.

• 44:43Bobby Lee?

  I don't know about it. We're all bad friends.

• 44:47Bobby Lee?

  I don't know. I'll find out.

• 44:50Bobby Lee?

  Okay, but if they're, if these guys are playing a trick on me, dude, I'm gonna fire them. Who? Fucking, these fucking pieces of shit. Anyway, find out. If it's real. Love you. All right, bye. Bye-bye.

• 45:02Andrew Santino?

  Honestly, one of the best agents in the business.

• 45:03Bobby Lee?

  Harlo, Harlo, come here.

• 45:05Speaker 04

  No, I'm hiding.

• 45:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because it's not real, right? Come here. No. Listen to me right now, dude. What I'm saying to you is, is that it's like the donut thing. I don't like when I'm being tricked.

• 45:17Speaker 04

  Yeah, and then I brought you donuts the next episode.

• 45:19Bobby Lee?

  I know, but am I being tricked now?

• 45:21Speaker 04

  No, it happened all this weekend.

• 45:23Bobby Lee?

  How does my agent not know about it?

• 45:24Speaker 04

  He does. It's just a lot of stuff going on this weekend. He's probably watching the Masters. Abby would know. Your manager.

• 45:29Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Well, then we're good.

• 45:31Speaker 04

  Yeah, I promise you.

• 45:31Andrew Santino?

  Call Abby.

• 45:33Bobby Lee?

  Oh my God.

• 45:35Speaker 04

  Or maybe even Theo, because...

• 45:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, not Theo, dude.

• 45:38Andrew Santino?

  He invited you.

• 45:39Speaker 04

  Yeah, you don't know who else he invited. I assume Kid Rock will be there.

• 45:44Bobby Lee?

  If Abby doesn't pick her right now, I'm gonna lose my mind.

• 45:46Speaker 04

  Right.

• 45:47Bobby Lee?

  Because it's just like, I've called her three times. She's not picking up. I'm her only client.

• 45:51Andrew Santino?

  Does she, does she live alone?

• 45:52Bobby Lee?

  Hello? Hi, Abby. Hi. Is that email correct at real, the White House one?

• 46:02Bobby Lee?

  Which one? I was invited to the White House by Donald Trump.

• 46:10Bobby Lee?

  It's your email or mine?

• 46:12Andrew Santino?

  You're on, you're CC'd on it.

• 46:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're CC'd on it.

• 46:17Bobby Lee?

  Hold on, when, when did you get it?

• 46:19Andrew Santino?

  When did she check her emails?

• 46:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, when did I get it?

• 46:22Speaker 04

  No, they didn't email you, they emailed Matt, oh, CAA.

• 46:26Bobby Lee?

  CAA, they emailed C A and you, you're tagged in it, is that not real? Okay, get me off the podcast. Yeah, you're on the podcast, yeah. Yeah, I, I figured that, no, it didn't happen. It didn't happen, okay, thank you so much, alright, bye.

• 46:45Speaker 04

  Hell of a forgery, huh?

• 46:47Bobby Lee?

  I'm so fucking mad, you have no idea how mad I am.

• 46:49Speaker 04

  Why?

• 46:50Bobby Lee?

  I texted that thing to a girl I'm hanging out with.

• 46:57Speaker 04

  So before you did anything, you told all your friends, like...

• 47:01Andrew Santino?

  Bro, you said that to some, why did you say that? What did she say? What did she say? Can I come?

• 47:08Bobby Lee?

  She's like, ew, no, it's not real, I was tricked by my employees.

• 47:13Speaker 04

  Say employees.

• 47:15Andrew Santino?

  That's such a funny text message you get. Not real, I was tricked by my employees. You think Bezos writes that ever? It's not real. Attention Amazon workers! It's not real! You guys are evil little demons, dude. Who came up with that? Carlos, dude, he took the credit. Who forged it? You did, did you guys have anything to do with it?

• 47:40Speaker 06

  Nothing.

• 47:41Andrew Santino?

  No way.

• 47:43Bobby Lee?

  You, you wanna play these games? It's, it's war.

• 47:47Speaker 04

  No, there's no war.

• 47:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's, it's, it's war for all three of you, listen to me, okay?

• 47:51Speaker 04

  Bob, please.

• 47:52Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm being real.

• 47:53Speaker 04

  I'm being real.

• 47:54Bobby Lee?

  It's war.

• 47:56Speaker 04

  How?

• 47:56Bobby Lee?

  The donuts is one thing. You made me look like a fool in front of this person I'm seeing, right? And she's like...

• 48:03Speaker 04

  You just met her, you went on one date.

• 48:06Andrew Santino?

  Also...

• 48:06Speaker 04

  You're not seeing her.

• 48:07Andrew Santino?

  It's a good joke, she probably thinks it's funny.

• 48:09Speaker 04

  Yeah, you're welcome.

• 48:10Andrew Santino?

  You think she thinks that's fucked up, that's funny.

• 48:12Bobby Lee?

  Okay, well, I, I think it's fucked up.

• 48:13Andrew Santino?

  You think it's fucked up.

• 48:14Bobby Lee?

  I don't like being tricked and, and, and, and, um, bamboozled. I think that's the right word.

• 48:18Andrew Santino?

  He's never done anything like this before.

• 48:20Bobby Lee?

  So there's some bamboozle, bamboozling coming your way. But this is Korean style, right? So it's a little harsher, right? And it's, there's some implications.

• 48:29Andrew Santino?

  And it's gonna get...

• 48:30Speaker 04

  What do you mean?

• 48:31Bobby Lee?

  Career implications. You know what I mean? And there's a lot of like, you think that I'm, I don't respond to your texts now? What do you think is gonna happen now, Chachi? One number sent this, dude.

• 48:41Speaker 04

  TA2.

• 48:42Bobby Lee?

  She texted me again. Let me see what she said.

• 48:45Bobby Lee?

  The movie you wrote?

• 48:46Andrew Santino?

  What did she say?

• 48:47Bobby Lee?

  She laughed.

• 48:48Andrew Santino?

  Ah, see, I told you.

• 48:49Speaker 04

  I got you a laugh.

• 48:50Bobby Lee?

  The movie that you wrote?

• 48:51Speaker 04

  With Benji?

• 48:52Bobby Lee?

  Never gonna do it.

• 48:53Speaker 04

  You know what? Can I tell people you're attached?

• 48:55Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm never gonna do it, I promise. Like, his zombie movie? Right? I'm never doing both of those things now, right?

• 49:01Speaker 04

  He had nothing to do with this.

• 49:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, and Mccone, you gibbering little goof face. Alright, you fucking, I know things too, man.

• 49:09Andrew Santino?

  Get him, dude.

• 49:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I'm not gonna say shit, okay?

• 49:13Andrew Santino?

  Can, can I be honest with you?

• 49:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. It's not you. You're my best friend.

• 49:16Andrew Santino?

  Well, no, I'm not a part of it, but, but honestly?

• 49:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:19Andrew Santino?

  It's kinda funny.

• 49:19Bobby Lee?

  It's very funny.

• 49:20Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's pretty good.

• 49:22Speaker 04

  It's so good!

• 49:23Bobby Lee?

  No, it's good! Well, it was really good.

• 49:26Speaker 04

  Thanks, Bob.

• 49:26Bobby Lee?

  But you know what? I like, I like to cause laughter too.

• 49:29Speaker 04

  Yeah, you have.

• 49:30Bobby Lee?

  And I like to, I like to spread joy too. So I'm gonna spread some joy your way. On your expense.

• 49:35Andrew Santino?

  Have they ever, have they, has he ever deceived you before?

• 49:38Bobby Lee?

  Yes, all the time.

• 49:39Andrew Santino?

  Beyond the donuts?

• 49:41Bobby Lee?

  Oh, oh, oh, yeah, the water.

• 49:43Andrew Santino?

  What water?

• 49:44Bobby Lee?

  From, from Arowan water.

• 49:45Andrew Santino?

  The Arowan sink water.

• 49:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I remember all those things.

• 49:48Andrew Santino?

  That was a good bit.

• 49:48Bobby Lee?

  And there are little, little, little stab wounds in my heart.

• 49:51Andrew Santino?

  What's another one they got?

• 49:52Bobby Lee?

  I don't remember, there's been so many.

• 49:53Speaker 04

  They're not stab wounds, they're kisses.

• 49:55Bobby Lee?

  No, not kisses.

• 49:55Speaker 04

  They're comedy kisses.

• 49:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and me not doing your movie is a kiss.

• 50:00Bobby Lee?

  Alright?

• 50:01Speaker 04

  Fine, I'll just get any other comic.

• 50:03Bobby Lee?

  Kiss.

• 50:03Andrew Santino?

  Whoa, did you hear what he said?

• 50:04Bobby Lee?

  What? Get, get on. Okay.

• 50:09Andrew Santino?

  Carlos?

• 50:10Speaker 07

  What up?

• 50:13Bobby Lee?

  I know, you know what? I'm acting foolish.

• 50:15Speaker 04

  Oh, so you will do it?

• 50:16Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't think I can do that. I have to read it first, but, um... That was a really, no, honestly, dude, you're right. You know, honestly, dude, that was really good.

• 50:24Speaker 04

  Thanks, Bob.

• 50:24Bobby Lee?

  And you know, I, I'm really gonna laugh about it later. I'll tell you that.

• 50:28Speaker 04

  This is so threatening.

• 50:29Bobby Lee?

  It's not. I enjoy it.

• 50:31Speaker 04

  It's like Korean threatening, like staring.

• 50:32Bobby Lee?

  I enjoy it. You know, it's wow.

• 50:36Speaker 04

  But if you retaliate, I'll just hit back.

• 50:39Bobby Lee?

  Like, whoa. Oh, what, so it's like?

• 50:42Speaker 04

  No, you said there was war.

• 50:43Bobby Lee?

  We're in a tariff war now?

• 50:45Speaker 04

  No, you said there was.

• 50:45Bobby Lee?

  That's what, you hit me back, I hit you back? You started the fucking war.

• 50:49Speaker 04

  You'll see.

• 50:52Bobby Lee?

  Right, if he starts, I'm asking about war. I don't know much about war.

• 50:56Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 50:56Bobby Lee?

  Alright, you're a general.

• 50:58Andrew Santino?

  Uh?

• 50:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Hey boss.

• 51:01Andrew Santino?

  What do you want Chang?

• 51:03Bobby Lee?

  No, Philip. Williams.

• 51:06Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 51:07Bobby Lee?

  Philip Williams in this scenario.

• 51:08Andrew Santino?

  Right, yeah.

• 51:09Bobby Lee?

  Right, right, right, right.

• 51:10Andrew Santino?

  Yes Philly.

• 51:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Philip.

• 51:13Andrew Santino?

  Sure.

• 51:13Bobby Lee?

  Okay, anyway. Guy, oh my god, Belarus just shot a rocket at San Francisco.

• 51:22Andrew Santino?

  Belarus?

• 51:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah Belarus did.

• 51:24Andrew Santino?

  The country.

• 51:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:26Andrew Santino?

  Good, we gotta get rid of that fucking shithole anyway.

• 51:28Bobby Lee?

  So what do we do?

• 51:29Andrew Santino?

  No, they bombed San Francisco.

• 51:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:31Andrew Santino?

  That's fine with me.

• 51:33Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I'm San Francisco now?

• 51:36Bobby Lee?

  Is what I am?

• 51:37Speaker 04

  Oh yeah.

• 51:37Bobby Lee?

  You know, I love San Francisco.

• 51:38Andrew Santino?

  On your tombstone, Bobby Lee, I'm San Francisco.

• 51:40Bobby Lee?

  Dude, that letter looks so good.

• 51:43Andrew Santino?

  It's fucking great.

• 51:43Bobby Lee?

  It's so great, yeah, what a wonderful thing, wow.

• 51:46Andrew Santino?

  But what, Bill Maher?

• 51:47Bobby Lee?

  Good trick.

• 51:47Andrew Santino?

  Bill Maher ate at the White House, that's real?

• 51:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and he said, no, what he got flak for is, he was super a nice guy.

• 51:56Andrew Santino?

  Who was, Bill Maher?

• 51:57Bobby Lee?

  That Donald Trump was.

• 51:58Andrew Santino?

  Oh, he was saying he was a nice guy?

• 51:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he was like, he's not what you think he is, when he's on, you know what I mean? Camera, you know, on the side, he's like, just a regular guy.

• 52:07Andrew Santino?

  I'm sure.

• 52:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:08Andrew Santino?

  I'm sure, just like everybody you meet.

• 52:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like, hey man, pull my finger, you know, all that kind of stuff.

• 52:12Andrew Santino?

  You used to do pull my finger stuff?

• 52:14Bobby Lee?

  I don't know.

• 52:14Andrew Santino?

  He whoopee cushioned somebody in the fucking White House?

• 52:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you know, I think you just destroyed this, this date that I, destroyed it, yeah, yeah.

• 52:22Speaker 04

  No way.

• 52:23Bobby Lee?

  It makes me look like a fool, you know what I mean? I'm the blind, following the blind toward a cliff. Do, do, do, do, do. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that, yeah, yeah. Do, do, do, do, do, ah, we all fall.

• 52:36Andrew Santino?

  Do you have a date with this person coming up again?

• 52:37Bobby Lee?

  Probably is it done now.

• 52:39Andrew Santino?

  No way.

• 52:39Bobby Lee?

  Cause I'm a loser.

• 52:40Andrew Santino?

  No chance, dude.

• 52:41Bobby Lee?

  Thanks guy.

• 52:42Andrew Santino?

  How many times have you gone out with her?

• 52:43Bobby Lee?

  I can't believe I fell for it.

• 52:46Bobby Lee?

  That's what make, that's the worth of shame. I was like, I felt like, and then slamming you like you didn't get invited? That was foolish of me.

• 52:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it was.

• 52:54Bobby Lee?

  Wow, yeah, you would definitely get invited before me.

• 52:57Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 52:57Bobby Lee?

  And then the next time I'll know.

• 52:59Andrew Santino?

  No, but what is interesting, the way you reacted, it was very, it was a good test.

• 53:03Bobby Lee?

  What was the test like? What was I like?

• 53:07Speaker 04

  Gloating.

• 53:07Andrew Santino?

  Gloaty, yeah. Very self-indulgent.

• 53:10Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 53:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, well, because I was like, man, I want to go. And you're like, you don't get invited to stuff like this. I'm more cultured. I'm more worldly. Yeah.

• 53:17Speaker 04

  You brought up Theo pretty quick.

• 53:18Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I brought up Theo very quick. And that's fine, dude. Dude.

• 53:25Andrew Santino?

  That's fine.

• 53:25Speaker 04

  This is the worst.

• 53:27Bobby Lee?

  Time I've ever had on Bad Friends. I look like a fool.

• 53:30Andrew Santino?

  No, you don't.

• 53:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 53:32Andrew Santino?

  You don't look like a fool.

• 53:33Bobby Lee?

  You know what? I want to apologize.

• 53:34Andrew Santino?

  You can't look like a fool.

• 53:35Bobby Lee?

  I want, I want to apologize to everyone listening, okay? I did believe it was true. I did gloat. I made myself a fool. Right? And I'm blushing right now. You can't tell because when you, yellow hits red, it stays yellow. And, um.

• 53:50Andrew Santino?

  Yellow mixes with red?

• 53:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm blushing.

• 53:53Andrew Santino?

  Isn't that purple?

• 53:54Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 53:55Andrew Santino?

  Show them your penis.

• 53:57Bobby Lee?

  That's exactly what it is. And I want to say that, um, I really bought it.

• 54:02Andrew Santino?

  Yellow and red is brown.

• 54:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's why my face is brown.

• 54:06Andrew Santino?

  Is that, that's those spots you have?

• 54:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:10Andrew Santino?

  When you mix red and yellow, you get the color orange. You get me.

• 54:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:15Andrew Santino?

  Man, we are really like us, we are really like tied.

• 54:18Bobby Lee?

  We're tied together, yeah.

• 54:19Andrew Santino?

  Tied deep.

• 54:20Bobby Lee?

  But, um, very nice.

• 54:22Speaker 04

  Thanks, Bob.

• 54:23Andrew Santino?

  Thank you.

• 54:24Bobby Lee?

  Very, very nice.

• 54:26Speaker 04

  I feel like you're like on the edge of mania right now.

• 54:28Andrew Santino?

  He is.

• 54:29Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no, I'm not.

• 54:30Andrew Santino?

  Oh, my God, that would answer like a serial killer.

• 54:32Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, oh, no, dude. I'm growing.

• 54:35Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 54:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 54:36Andrew Santino?

  No, you're done.

• 54:36Bobby Lee?

  This is it.

• 54:37Speaker 04

  This would be a good opportunity.

• 54:38Bobby Lee?

  This is it, dude.

• 54:39Andrew Santino?

  You mean, this is the beginning?

• 54:41Bobby Lee?

  This is the beginning of the end.

• 54:42Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 54:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. But in a good way.

• 54:44Speaker 04

  Yeah, this is a great time to grow right now in this moment.

• 54:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I am. So, yeah, I'll do your movie.

• 54:49Speaker 04

  Hell, yeah.

• 54:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'll do your movie for sure.

• 54:52Speaker 04

  Hell, yeah.

• 54:53Bobby Lee?

  And, and Andres, I want to do your movie. Thank you. You know what I mean? Hey, call me off.

• 55:01Andrew Santino?

  What is this?

• 55:02Speaker 04

  I just saw this online. I sent it to you all, but you all didn't respond.

• 55:08Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god.

• 55:11Andrew Santino?

  Look!

• 55:12Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 55:14Bobby Lee?

  Wow. Well, that's, that's cool.

• 55:16Andrew Santino?

  She had to hold her breath.

• 55:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:20Andrew Santino?

  They like disconnected her life so she could... Jesus, that's terrible. Carlos, that's awful.

• 55:25Bobby Lee?

  That's awful, dude. I, I don't think that's the right one.

• 55:27Andrew Santino?

  You find some really dark shit.

• 55:29Bobby Lee?

  Give me another video. Yeah, give me another one.

• 55:31Speaker 04

  Oh, you could put your finger in it?

• 55:32Andrew Santino?

  Oh god, dude.

• 55:34Bobby Lee?

  Dude, your mind right now, dude?

• 55:35Andrew Santino?

  You're gross.

• 55:36Bobby Lee?

  You're gross, dude.

• 55:37Speaker 04

  You could put your finger in her neck.

• 55:38Andrew Santino?

  That's insane. That is an insane video.

• 55:41Speaker 04

  Alright, let's see what else.

• 55:41Andrew Santino?

  Can I say something real fast about this before we move on? Look, I'm not laughing at this, this young lady. This is not, this is not a comedy video. It's not funny.

• 55:50Bobby Lee?

  It's not funny?

• 55:51Andrew Santino?

  No, it's not funny. And let me say something, let me say something else, conversely.

• 55:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:56Andrew Santino?

  Why are they putting that on the internet? If you want to share that with your family and friends, that's fine.

• 56:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:01Andrew Santino?

  This is a private moment.

• 56:03Bobby Lee?

  If I had a baby like that, no one would even know.

• 56:07Andrew Santino?

  Stop it.

• 56:08Bobby Lee?

  No, because of privacy.

• 56:09Andrew Santino?

  Right, privacy.

• 56:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:11Speaker 04

  Would you do like a magazine spread, like in People or something?

• 56:13Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no. She would just be in the attic.

• 56:15Andrew Santino?

  If this guy married somebody famous, you know, he'd be the first one to get a People deal.

• 56:19Speaker 04

  Oh yeah.

• 56:19Andrew Santino?

  A hundred percent.

• 56:20Bobby Lee?

  Who?

• 56:20Andrew Santino?

  You.

• 56:22Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 56:22Andrew Santino?

  If you married a famous girl or a model that you wanted, you would 100% sell it, so everyone would see it.

• 56:27Bobby Lee?

  See this baby?

• 56:29Andrew Santino?

  See your marriage and your wedding.

• 56:31Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see.

• 56:31Andrew Santino?

  You know, people sell weddings to People magazine. You would do that 100% of it. Like this, this person that you're seeing now?

• 56:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:38Andrew Santino?

  You would 100%, you would tell the press.

• 56:40Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm gonna keep it private. Anyway, um...

• 56:43Andrew Santino?

  We'll put her Instagram link right below here. Click here to see her.

• 56:46Bobby Lee?

  Shut up, dude.

• 56:47Andrew Santino?

  Of course not. That's insane.

• 56:48Bobby Lee?

  Okay. I don't like that video.

• 56:50Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 56:50Bobby Lee?

  Who's that?

• 56:51Andrew Santino?

  Shout out to Rory McIlroy for winning, uh, winning the Masters. I did think Justin Rose was gonna come back and win it, but he's Irish. Northern Irish, though. Different side. That's upstairs, dude. We're down downstairs, people.

• 57:03Bobby Lee?

  Also, um, congratulations on Arsenal FC for beating Real Madrid in the first leg of the Champions League.

• 57:09Andrew Santino?

  That's huge.

• 57:10Bobby Lee?

  We won 3-0. Declan Rice, two free kicks. Oh my god, they were beautiful.

• 57:15Andrew Santino?

  Two free kicks?

• 57:17Bobby Lee?

  He's never ma- dude, this dude, Declan Rice, we bought him for $100 million from West Ham.

• 57:22Speaker 04

  Bought him?

• 57:24Bobby Lee?

  The team bought him. I didn't buy, you know what I mean? And so he's-

• 57:27Andrew Santino?

  It is an interesting way to talk about-

• 57:28Bobby Lee?

  He's never made a free kick in his life. He makes two free kicks in one game in a Champions League match against Real Madrid.

• 57:36Andrew Santino?

  Think about the amount of head that guy's gonna get.

• 57:38Bobby Lee?

  It, it, it, it was also at home, so the Emirates went crazy. I mean, it was like commentators were like, I mean, it was mind blowing. They were perfect. The curvature. You're not gonna look it up.

• 57:53Andrew Santino?

  What turned, what turned this guy into such a magician in the, in this, in such an important moment?

• 57:57Bobby Lee?

  Well, he's a really good player. He's a very good defensive midfielder. He attacks too, but I mean, uh, the, those two, I don't know what it is. It's just like.

• 58:04Andrew Santino?

  Say his name again?

• 58:06Bobby Lee?

  Uh, Declan Rice.

• 58:07Andrew Santino?

  Declan Rice.

• 58:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And yeah, see, he's on the cover of it, of the, uh, highlights. And so Bakayoko turns to him and goes, he's like, what do I do? And he goes, Bakayoko goes, if you feel it, just kick it. Cause he, cause they wanted him to cross the ball in. And he just felt it. And I'm telling you, dude, it was beautiful. You have to say, Real Madrid, every person on that team is an all-star. It's like the, you know, Olympic basketball, American team.

• 58:39Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 58:39Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? It's like, that's what Real Madrid is.

• 58:41Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 58:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. It was unbelievable. And I mean, it was probably boring what I just said.

• 58:45Andrew Santino?

  He's a good looking guy, this kid, huh?

• 58:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And here's another thing. Stop shaming his girlfriend.

• 58:50Andrew Santino?

  What about what's wrong with her?

• 58:51Bobby Lee?

  People are like, you could do better, but it's like their childhood boyfriend, girlfriend. Who cares?

• 58:58Andrew Santino?

  What's wrong with her?

• 58:59Bobby Lee?

  Why, why are you laughing?

• 59:00Andrew Santino?

  I don't understand.

• 59:01Speaker 04

  Cause I know why you brought that up.

• 59:03Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 59:04Speaker 04

  Because you want us to shame his girlfriend.

• 59:06Bobby Lee?

  No, no, that's, oh my.

• 59:08Andrew Santino?

  Let me see, go through some photos. She looks, what's the, what's the issue?

• 59:11Speaker 04

  Yeah, Bob, what's the issue? Why?

• 59:13Bobby Lee?

  No, I love her. I would, I would date her.

• 59:15Andrew Santino?

  What's the issue, Bob?

• 59:16Bobby Lee?

  People shame him going, you could do better. Like, you know, wags. You know what wags are?

• 59:19Andrew Santino?

  What is a wag?

• 59:20Bobby Lee?

  Wags are football, um, girlfriends or girl, yeah.

• 59:24Andrew Santino?

  Wives and girlfriends.

• 59:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And they're, and you know, if you look at like.

• 59:29Andrew Santino?

  She's not high on the wag list?

• 59:31Speaker 04

  No.

• 59:32Bobby Lee?

  I would put her high.

• 59:34Speaker 04

  No, you wouldn't.

• 59:34Bobby Lee?

  Yes, I would. We could hike together.

• 59:38Bobby Lee?

  Look at wags, just what wags are look like.

• 59:40Andrew Santino?

  These are wags.

• 59:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 59:42Andrew Santino?

  These are the wives and girlfriends of soccer players.

• 59:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they're usually like a certain type.

• 59:47Speaker 04

  Hot.

• 59:48Bobby Lee?

  No. You know. Go to one like, you know, they're wags. And then people, um, go, they shame Declan about it. Declan, you know what I love about Declan? He goes, she's the love of my life. Fuck off.

• 1:00:03Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:04Bobby Lee?

  And I, I love that.

• 1:00:05Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:06Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? You know?

• 1:00:07Andrew Santino?

  Let me see his girl. Why? I don't understand the big deal here.

• 1:00:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, me either.

• 1:00:12Andrew Santino?

  Like if, you know.

• 1:00:14Speaker 04

  Yeah, she looks just like the others.

• 1:00:16Bobby Lee?

  Fuck you, dude. If you're the problem with society, dude.

• 1:00:20Speaker 04

  Oh, that's very interesting.

• 1:00:21Bobby Lee?

  It's like, it's like, it's like Andres's wife. They probably go, you can do better. But she's like, I'm in love.

• 1:00:31Andrew Santino?

  But I do think she can do better.

• 1:00:32Bobby Lee?

  I know she can, but she's like, I'm in love. What's that Japanese thing you're wearing? What does it say on your head?

• 1:00:39Andrew Santino?

  That's, that's the Dodgers. That's for Shohei Ohtani.

• 1:00:41Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, he's great.

• 1:00:42Andrew Santino?

  I was at the Dodger game last night. We beat him 16 to nothing, took the series. And I will say something.

• 1:00:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:47Andrew Santino?

  The amount of baseball fans, Japanese and Asian fans he's brought is, he, he, he's worth the half a billion they gave him.

• 1:00:56Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:00:57Andrew Santino?

  Easily.

• 1:00:57Bobby Lee?

  Easily.

• 1:00:57Andrew Santino?

  He's brought so much fucking money to this team.

• 1:01:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:00Andrew Santino?

  It, look at the, dude, these stands are filled with people that are first time goers. You could say, dude, sometimes they fly here from Japan to go to the fucking game.

• 1:01:08Bobby Lee?

  Okay, now, wh- wh- wh- wh- why would you laugh at that photo of these Japanese people laughing?

• 1:01:14Speaker 04

  Just that girl too happy right there on the left.

• 1:01:16Andrew Santino?

  She's excited.

• 1:01:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:18Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's, I don't know.

• 1:01:19Bobby Lee?

  It's like somebody just made freshly made boba or something.

• 1:01:23Andrew Santino?

  Sticky bun.

• 1:01:26Andrew Santino?

  Ichika Masai.

• 1:01:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:28Andrew Santino?

  She's happy.

• 1:01:28Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:01:29Andrew Santino?

  I mean, honestly though, dude, he brought the fan, like, there was a row of, of, of people in front of us that, you know, I could hear, they didn't speak English and they were there for Shohei.

• 1:01:39Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:01:40Andrew Santino?

  I mean, it's unbelievable.

• 1:01:40Bobby Lee?

  It's incredible.

• 1:01:41Andrew Santino?

  He dr- he just really like draws up, he's also a specimen. Look up his fucking chart. You, you know who Shohei Ohtani is?

• 1:01:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I do. I, I watched the World Series last year.

• 1:01:50Andrew Santino?

  He's a god. He's gotta be 6'6". How to, how, how much does he weigh? Go to his stats.

• 1:01:56Andrew Santino?

  Dude, this guy is superhuman. 209 pounds. How tall is he?

• 1:02:01Speaker 04

  6'4".

• 1:02:02Andrew Santino?

  6'4". He is... You've never seen a Japanese guy that big?

• 1:02:05Bobby Lee?

  What's his wife look like?

• 1:02:07Andrew Santino?

  Does she have a wag? Choyotani's wife is, uh, Mamilio...

• 1:02:11Bobby Lee?

  Oh, she's an athlete too. I remember that. Yeah, yeah. She's a pro basketball player.

• 1:02:15Andrew Santino?

  She's a wag.

• 1:02:17Bobby Lee?

  Zoom in on that.

• 1:02:18Andrew Santino?

  She's wagging, dude.

• 1:02:20Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so...

• 1:02:21Andrew Santino?

  I'm gonna use this term a lot, wag.

• 1:02:23Bobby Lee?

  Wag, yeah, wag's a good one.

• 1:02:24Andrew Santino?

  Wives and girlfriends.

• 1:02:25Bobby Lee?

  I love your wag.

• 1:02:25Andrew Santino?

  Wives and girlfriends.

• 1:02:26Bobby Lee?

  That's right.

• 1:02:27Andrew Santino?

  But it's of athletes.

• 1:02:28Bobby Lee?

  That's right.

• 1:02:28Andrew Santino?

  We don't get wags, man.

• 1:02:30Bobby Lee?

  You're a golfer.

• 1:02:30Andrew Santino?

  We get wogs.

• 1:02:31Bobby Lee?

  You're a golfer.

• 1:02:33Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 1:02:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You're an a- dude, you're an athlete. In another life, you could have been an athlete. The wa- uh, honestly, the way he bowls, it's like I've never seen anything like it.

• 1:02:44Andrew Santino?

  I do love bowls.

• 1:02:44Bobby Lee?

  Like, anything, uh, the only thing that I think be- I can beat you is ping pong, probably.

• 1:02:49Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 1:02:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:50Andrew Santino?

  Maybe. Have you been playing?

• 1:02:53Bobby Lee?

  Dude, if you beat me in ping pong, I'm gonna kill myself.

• 1:02:57Andrew Santino?

  Let's do a bad friend's ping pong challenge. And let's serio- I'm serious, let's get a table.

• 1:03:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:01Speaker 04

  Bobby will win. Cause I beat you pretty bad at ping pong and Bobby's good.

• 1:03:06Andrew Santino?

  When did you beat me at ping pong?

• 1:03:07Bobby Lee?

  I love it.

• 1:03:07Speaker 04

  In Mexico.

• 1:03:08Bobby Lee?

  In Mexico, I remember.

• 1:03:09Andrew Santino?

  I was fucked up.

• 1:03:10Bobby Lee?

  He was drunk.

• 1:03:11Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:03:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:12Andrew Santino?

  Uh, yeah, I- I was fucked up. You didn't beat me sober. Beat me sober. And you were sober.

• 1:03:16Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 1:03:17Andrew Santino?

  You didn't drink?

• 1:03:18Speaker 04

  I'm probably sober.

• 1:03:18Andrew Santino?

  Interesting. And you see how he got a little chippy right there? That's an interesting little move, kid.

• 1:03:23Bobby Lee?

  You're done. No more nothing.

• 1:03:25Speaker 04

  Well, I thought we were back good.

• 1:03:27Bobby Lee?

  No, you think I was- I was fucking kidding, dude. You're done, dude.

• 1:03:31Speaker 04

  War is starting?

• 1:03:31Bobby Lee?

  You're toast, dude.

• 1:03:32Speaker 04

  War?

• 1:03:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I didn't start it!

• 1:03:35Speaker 04

  Yeah, but now that we're at war, I have to fight.

• 1:03:37Bobby Lee?

  But I haven't even attacked you back!

• 1:03:39Speaker 04

  I'm getting ready!

• 1:03:40Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:03:41Andrew Santino?

  Carlos, look into the camera, say thank you for being a bad friend, and I might not be here next week.

• 1:03:45Speaker 04

  Thank you for being a bad friend. I might not be here next week.

• 1:03:48Andrew Santino?

  Great.

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