Giggling about muses, stalking, and the end of an era

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• 1:03Speaker 01

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• 1:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Sup, gigglers?

• 1:22Speaker 02

  Carrie, fix the wifi.

• 1:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Manifest that shit.

• 1:25Speaker 02

  We can't be managed.

• 1:30Speaker 02

  I mean, the day just got away from me.

• 1:34Hannah Berner?

  What's up, my gorgeous gigglers? We're going classic, we're going OG.

• 1:39Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, in the studio?

• 1:41Hannah Berner?

  And me saying gorgeous gigglers?

• 1:42Paige DeSorbo?

  In the living room? In our friendship, I feel like I've turned so many... I've turned Hannah-coated in like so many different situations. Where like if you would ask me like five years ago, I'd be like, ew. And now I'm like, I love it.

• 1:55Hannah Berner?

  I've subconsciously been turning you into a rat.

• 1:58Paige DeSorbo?

  I like, I kind of like now I'm like so into that like our studio's ugly.

• 2:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, I love it. I like, I'll see a clip on TikTok and I'll stop. Not because it's awesome, because I'm like.

• 2:11Hannah Berner?

  It's jarring.

• 2:14Paige DeSorbo?

  And I think we're masterminds on TikTok because everyone's gonna stop and be like.

• 2:18Hannah Berner?

  This clip on Violet, they're like, is that color yellow legal to put on a camera?

• 2:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Did they actually vomit on the wall?

• 2:25Hannah Berner?

  It's like that sound that only dogs can hear, only gigglers can see it.

• 2:29Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I saw a giggler actually posted, like, if I were to design the Giggly Squad, like, studio and she was.

• 2:36Hannah Berner?

  Burn it, burn it down.

• 2:37Paige DeSorbo?

  It was like insane. She did such a good job. I'm like, that would be a trillion dollars. But I've been thinking, because who works in the summer?

• 2:45Hannah Berner?

  I love how we only talk business on the pod. Like, we will not address it. And then you sit down, you go, new meeting, on the docket.

• 2:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, we're all in the same room.

• 2:53Hannah Berner?

  What do we do in the studio? It's a problem.

• 2:55Paige DeSorbo?

  My thought is, this summer, like, the summer's basically over, first of all. Let's not even talk about that.

• 3:00Hannah Berner?

  Summer's over.

• 3:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Summer's done.

• 3:02Hannah Berner?

  Done.

• 3:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Which is insane.

• 3:03Hannah Berner?

  Blink of an eye. It's, I'm stressed about the fall.

• 3:06Paige DeSorbo?

  It's literally Labor Day weekend.

• 3:08Hannah Berner?

  It's Q7.

• 3:11Paige DeSorbo?

  I think in the fall.

• 3:13Hannah Berner?

  We go, we start anew.

• 3:14Paige DeSorbo?

  We start anew.

• 3:15Hannah Berner?

  It's so funny. I talked to Grace about this this morning. I said, text Paige, because I was like, I don't want to go too hard at her. Like, you do it from the side and say, like, should we?

• 3:25Paige DeSorbo?

  I think we have, like, a space.

• 3:26Hannah Berner?

  Yes.

• 3:26Paige DeSorbo?

  We go to a space.

• 3:27Hannah Berner?

  And we fully together design it.

• 3:30Paige DeSorbo?

  And I've been seeing, like, all the different curtain vibes that people are doing, like, what's our coloring, what's our thing, you know? And I think we go OG, like, black, like, with the Giggly Squad.

• 3:41Hannah Berner?

  I think we go pitch black.

• 3:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, because it was really, our colors were hot pink and black.

• 3:46Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 3:46Paige DeSorbo?

  And then we turned.

• 3:48Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 3:49Paige DeSorbo?

  We don't know.

• 3:49Hannah Berner?

  We don't, we don't speak of whatever this color is.

• 3:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 3:51Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, I chose it.

• 3:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Then we had, like, remember our old studio had, like, that wood paneling?

• 3:56Hannah Berner?

  Yes, yes. Look, we've gone through a lot of eras.

• 3:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, we really have.

• 3:59Hannah Berner?

  But you know what I can say? You were in your creative era. She's Van Gogh. She sees things and she goes, mm. Wait, I'm so creative right now.

• 4:09Paige DeSorbo?

  It's like a Monet. Of course, it's really blurry, but far away. It's gorgeous.

• 4:13Hannah Berner?

  I have to let you know that I did put my lip liner on before this pod.

• 4:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 4:18Hannah Berner?

  But I realized very quickly that it was like, it needs to be sharpened. So I think I'm bleeding.

• 4:26Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm actually not even gonna address that.

• 4:29Hannah Berner?

  I was a cry for help.

• 4:30Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't have like the mental capacity for that. Have you ever tried the lip stains? Cause I feel like you're like the perfect candidate for it. Because you're always complaining like, oh, my lips like lose color and stuff.

• 4:43Hannah Berner?

  A lot of them can be drying.

• 4:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 4:45Hannah Berner?

  And then you have to like put a lip on after. I've bought them.

• 4:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Got it. That's all I would, that's actually what I was asking.

• 4:53Hannah Berner?

  I bought the like, the one that you pull off.

• 4:55Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 4:56Hannah Berner?

  I bought it all. But like, I'm not waking up in the morning. I'm like putting, that's too many steps. I wanna be in the Uber and be like, fuck, I forgot to put lipstick on.

• 5:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Right.

• 5:05Hannah Berner?

  And then put it on. There's something going on in the water right now. There's a couple of girls are, um, dating men that I didn't see them going to that side.

• 5:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 5:18Hannah Berner?

  Jojo Siwa.

• 5:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 5:20Hannah Berner?

  Mm hmm. Fletcher.

• 5:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 5:23Hannah Berner?

  And Billie Eilish was seen kissing a man.

• 5:27Hannah Berner?

  Now, I am no one to talk, cause I kissed a man a week ago.

• 5:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Says Pops in, hang on.

• 5:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 5:39Hannah Berner?

  Um, but this is unsettling.

• 5:42Paige DeSorbo?

  It's unsettling because usually we see it the other way around. We see it like where women are like, and I've had it. And I'll go to the women's side. We rarely see it. This is, this is, it's sending us back.

• 5:56Hannah Berner?

  Men might be evolving with new tricks.

• 5:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 5:59Hannah Berner?

  Or we may just be tired. The girls are tired and, but maybe we forgot.

• 6:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Jo, the Jojo Siwa, because you watched that season of Love Island with me. He was on that season of Love Island that we watched in the bed.

• 6:13Hannah Berner?

  Wow.

• 6:14Paige DeSorbo?

  Because it was like one of the very first seasons we watched.

• 6:17Hannah Berner?

  I only remember Curtis.

• 6:20Paige DeSorbo?

  He's very Curtis code. They're kind of similar.

• 6:22Hannah Berner?

  Okay, yeah, like they dance.

• 6:24Paige DeSorbo?

  The Jojo Siwa one though, like that I, I'm still, I think about it every day.

• 6:29Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 6:30Paige DeSorbo?

  And it's, you wanna know what I like about it though? She hasn't changed any of like her mannerisms, her outfits. Like, it's not like she's like, oh, and now I'm with a guy, so I need to feel, be more feminine. She's like, no, this is who I am.

• 6:46Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 6:46Paige DeSorbo?

  And like, I just, I like kissing him for the moment.

• 6:49Hannah Berner?

  I do have to say.

• 6:50Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm here for it, kind of.

• 6:50Hannah Berner?

  Men love lesbians. And as someone who is, um, lesbian passing.

• 6:59Hannah Berner?

  Guys.

• 7:01Hannah Berner?

  Look, guys love a little, a little sports chat. They love when you're wearing a jersey. They got hard ons for that.

• 7:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, sometimes like I'll watch TikTok in the middle of the night because I'll wake up and like I'll be like, oh my God, if my thoughts start going like we're in for it. So I'll just immediately pick up my phone. They don't want the sound because I'm like, I want to fall back asleep. So I'll just watch like soundless. And then if it's something I'm really interested in, I'll do like one click up. I scroll past this video and it's a picture of me and it's a picture of Paige, um, the, the NBA player.

• 7:34Hannah Berner?

  Oh, Paige Becker's.

• 7:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes.

• 7:36Hannah Berner?

  Wait, I think I saw this.

• 7:37Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm watching this video, no sound. And I'm like, oh my God, are they saying that we're together?

• 7:44Paige DeSorbo?

  Are people putting us as a couple? And then I like raise the volume and it's just like the name Paige is like. Oh, and I'm like, oh, okay. Sorry. My bad. I was like, sorry, you put me in a lesbian relationship, I thought.

• 7:57Hannah Berner?

  I love how you're starting your own rumors about yourself at this point. You're starting conspiracy theories.

• 8:03Paige DeSorbo?

  Reality TV this week. I feel like who's going to start rumors about me if I don't now?

• 8:07Hannah Berner?

  Can we have a moment of silence?

• 8:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Lots.

• 8:10Hannah Berner?

  Which we've never done.

• 8:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Thank you.

• 8:17Hannah Berner?

  The end of a beautiful era.

• 8:20Paige DeSorbo?

  I feel, you know, like when you make like a drastic switch in your life and you're like, and before you do it, you're like, but how am I gonna feel when I do it? What if I regret it? I was like dealing with that. I was like, but what if I like say it to everyone? Then I'm like, oh my God, no, I want to go back. I really feel so aligned.

• 8:38Hannah Berner?

  You can Tom Brady it if you want to.

• 8:42Hannah Berner?

  That was just, you know, a sports ref.

• 8:43Paige DeSorbo?

  No, then I feel like one of my like the freshmen in college going back to like her high school. Like, yeah, when I was here.

• 8:49Hannah Berner?

  You're chewing gum with your car keys.

• 8:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh my God, is Miss, is Miss Lebowitz still here? When I slept in that room for the first time. I got fingered in that hallway. So anyway. No, I feel, I feel good. It's kind of also like graduating college. Like you're like, oh, this is sad, but like, no, I want to go to the next step. Like I'm excited. And then like whilst you're doing it, you're like, you have a flashback where you're like, oh, I wish we could go back to college. Like that was so easy. Like I'm sure I'll have that, but like. I just feel like I gave, I gave all I could give.

• 9:22Hannah Berner?

  But we also, people don't talk about like, people do talk about it, Marilyn Monroe, but like, nothing lasts forever.

• 9:28Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 9:29Hannah Berner?

  And you, you ever get a job when you're younger? And you're like, this is what I'm gonna do forever.

• 9:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 9:34Hannah Berner?

  Like, I'm obsessed with this. Or you meet a guy and you're like, this is me now.

• 9:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 9:37Hannah Berner?

  And then in a couple of months or in a year, I mean, look at Beyonce's daughter.

• 9:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Mm-hmm.

• 9:42Hannah Berner?

  Rumi.

• 9:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Mm-hmm.

• 9:43Hannah Berner?

  Is that her name, Rumi?

• 9:44Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I think so.

• 9:45Hannah Berner?

  So, my favorite video on the internet right now is her going on stage, the first show.

• 9:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, being.

• 9:51Hannah Berner?

  The happiest she's ever been. She is over it now.

• 9:54Paige DeSorbo?

  Coming out on like, the fourth show, she's like, we got it, we got it, this is my mom, my sister's gorgeous, thanks.

• 9:59Hannah Berner?

  She looks at the crowd and she's like, I don't give a fuck.

• 10:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 10:02Hannah Berner?

  I'm my, I'm overtime at this point. I don't get paid enough for this shit.

• 10:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 10:05Hannah Berner?

  Um, so anyway, I do think there's so many beautiful things that happen.

• 10:09Paige DeSorbo?

  The fact that I'm starting my summer and no one's gonna say to me, what story would you like to tell this summer? Is just, I just feel, like, what do people do in the summer?

• 10:21Hannah Berner?

  I mean, the world is your oyster, as I said, season one.

• 10:24Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm so excited.

• 10:25Hannah Berner?

  It's so exciting.

• 10:26Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm gonna sleep so much.

• 10:29Hannah Berner?

  I mean, you already did.

• 10:30Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm literally.

• 10:30Hannah Berner?

  You've been sleeping.

• 10:33Hannah Berner?

  No, but it's, it's a freedom, it's such a weird job that it was.

• 10:37Paige DeSorbo?

  It's such a weird job.

• 10:38Hannah Berner?

  And you can't explain it to people.

• 10:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. You really can't. And it's, yeah.

• 10:43Hannah Berner?

  But I also, I did see like, some comments here or there, and people were like, oh no, like, we're gonna, we're gonna miss Paige or whatever, and it's like, but then people are like, well, we have her on Giggly Squad every week, where actually you get more of her.

• 10:54Paige DeSorbo?

  You get way more of them. I literally just have to listen to Daphne, that's it, and she, and she doesn't say anything.

• 10:59Hannah Berner?

  And Grace.

• 11:00Paige DeSorbo?

  And I, also, I need to thank the gigglers because, well, when this comes out, Daphne would have launched. And just with like, the email subscriptions, like, I know it's gigglers. Like, you know, like, I know when like, my team is like, oh, this many people signed up and like, in an hour, they give me an update. It's the gigglers. And it just makes me, I was so emotional all weekend, like, I kept tearing up, because I was like, wait, the girls are like, showing up, and it was just very sweet. And I'm wearing the Hannah tee.

• 11:30Hannah Berner?

  Hell, yeah. I love it, it looks so comfy.

• 11:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, I also have to talk about you for a minute.

• 11:35Hannah Berner?

  Uh-oh.

• 11:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Hannah sent me an edible arrangement

• 11:39Paige DeSorbo?

  to congratulate me on the launch of Daphne. And in the card, she wrote, "Congrats on the Hannah tee."

• 11:49Paige DeSorbo?

  I then go on Instagram and I see her comment. And her comment was from the queen Julia Fox. Then she was, what is the guy's name? Brian Softy's muse in Uncut Jam.

• 12:01Hannah Berner?

  That was Josh Softy's muse in Uncut Jam.

• 12:05Paige DeSorbo?

  So Hannah Coda.

• 12:06Hannah Berner?

  So I realized, is it a lot of responsibility being your muse? Yes. Every time you see me, you're looking at what inspiration I bring to the world.

• 12:14Paige DeSorbo?

  I literally said in an interview the other day, I was like, and you can wear the pants with Crocs. And I was like, oh my God. I was like, sorry, I had to do that for the Hannahs because like, if not, I just made everything for the pages. And they're gonna feel left out and I don't want them to be sad.

• 12:29Hannah Berner?

  I love all the Hannah, you're like, we have to keep the Hannahs okay. They will revolt. They're loud.

• 12:35Paige DeSorbo?

  They're loud.

• 12:37Hannah Berner?

  They could be pissed off.

• 12:37Paige DeSorbo?

  They will forget though. Like that's what we bank on. We're like, they forgot and now they're napping.

• 12:43Hannah Berner?

  No, I don't know where that quote came in my head. Cause I was like, I always feel a lot of pressure sometimes to comment.

• 12:50Hannah Berner?

  Well, it was Josh Softy's muse when I wrote Uncut Jams. And then I looked at fucking.

• 12:55Paige DeSorbo?

  It was so good.

• 12:56Hannah Berner?

  Then I'm lying there with butter and I'm looking at her and I said, have you ever worked? I said, you have a bad attitude. You treat people the wrong way. There's been bad reputation about you on sets. So you haven't even been invited to a set.

• 13:10Paige DeSorbo?

  And you look at her and you're just like, you're not pleasant to be around.

• 13:14Hannah Berner?

  But um, um, I also, I was talking to Grace because I was like, we have to send her something. But I'm like, everyone's gonna send her flowers and like, I'm special.

• 13:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 13:23Hannah Berner?

  Like I'm special.

• 13:24Paige DeSorbo?

  It didn't even fit in my refrigerator. I literally had to eat it same day. I was like, I'm not letting all this fruit go to waste.

• 13:29Hannah Berner?

  I said, you don't leave it out because the gnats will come.

• 13:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 13:32Hannah Berner?

  Not speaking from experience, but I did have an edible arrangement sit around for about a week and we had to like burn the house down.

• 13:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Is that because you watch sirens?

• 13:40Hannah Berner?

  No.

• 13:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh.

• 13:42Hannah Berner?

  No, but edible ranges, I think are like hilarious.

• 13:44Paige DeSorbo?

  They are fun. Like right when I saw. Cause I like got home and so like I saw it when I got off the elevator. And in my head, I was like, who the fuck sent me a fucking edible arrangement? And then opening the card, I was just. This is so funny.

• 14:04Paige DeSorbo?

  A girl sent me a meme and it was like, it was, look, we don't like to talk political on Giggly Squad because like, we want you to like have an escape. But someone sent me a meme and was like, I'm so sorry, but this is so giggly coded. And it was like Elon Musk.

• 14:20Paige DeSorbo?

  It was like, okay, you know what, you actually wouldn't have even won it without me. And it was Donald Trump being like, okay, well, we spent way too much money on.

• 14:31Hannah Berner?

  Ginny and Georgia, did you know it was coming out?

• 14:35Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm a Ginny and Georgia.

• 14:37Hannah Berner?

  I knew it was coming out, but no one told me what episode, no one tells me anything.

• 14:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, no, no one emailed us or anything.

• 14:42Hannah Berner?

  The clues were like, we love how you guys keep things secret. I'm like, we don't know what's going on.

• 14:49Hannah Berner?

  I'm in the dark like you.

• 14:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Someone DM me and goes, what episode? I go, I have no idea.

• 14:55Hannah Berner?

  So if you want to know this stuff works, a year ago, they were like, can you guys record this for Ginny and Georgia? We're like, we'd love to. And we like just recorded it on our couch.

• 15:04Paige DeSorbo?

  And we never heard.

• 15:05Hannah Berner?

  And we never heard again from them. I was like, well.

• 15:07Paige DeSorbo?

  At one point I was like, they cut it.

• 15:09Hannah Berner?

  You know, I thought they did cut it.

• 15:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, me too. Well, they cut that it was Giggly Squad.

• 15:13Hannah Berner?

  It was gonna be Giggly Squad.

• 15:14Paige DeSorbo?

  Cause it went more with the story that it was like a murder podcast, but so fun. I love Ginny and Georgia.

• 15:19Hannah Berner?

  So many people are watching. It's like number one on Netflix right now. So we are actors.

• 15:23Paige DeSorbo?

  I feel like I always say this when I interviewed the cast of Ginny and Georgia at the People's Choice Awards. They were, Breann Howie was so nice to me, like they were just all really, really nice.

• 15:33Hannah Berner?

  She also looks nice. Like, you know, people have nice faces. Like, I'm like, you're sweetie pie.

• 15:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 15:38Hannah Berner?

  Like, she can't be mean. And I actually met her at the Almost Pregnant premiere.

• 15:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 15:44Hannah Berner?

  Where I kind of pregnant premiere, where I did the worm. Didn't see her after the worm event, but beforehand, she was really, really nice.

• 15:51Paige DeSorbo?

  She's cute.

• 15:51Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 15:52Paige DeSorbo?

  One thing I wanted to bring up to you, I was texting one of my girlfriends.

• 15:57Hannah Berner?

  Okay. Start with a fight.

• 16:00Paige DeSorbo?

  And I noticed.

• 16:03Hannah Berner?

  Did they send you edible arrangements?

• 16:04Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I noticed her location. And we were like around the corner from each other. And so I was like, oh, I'm gonna like run to like where she is and just like see her on the street. She ended up like being in a hotel like at a conference like and I was like, sorry, okay, I guess I can't come in. But then I got to thinking, you and I have never.

• 16:25Hannah Berner?

  Shared locations.

• 16:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Shared locations ever. And I feel like I have all of my girlfriend's locations. And they have mine. And there are so many times where I'm like, well, where is she?

• 16:38Hannah Berner?

  But is that part of the fun with us? It's like, where is she? Where is she? It's the only person who has my location is my mom.

• 16:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 16:46Hannah Berner?

  That's the only person. I don't have Dez's location.

• 16:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Have I ever had a boyfriend's location?

• 16:53Hannah Berner?

  You've put tracking on their cars.

• 16:55Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I know. I'm like, wait a minute. I don't think location sharing was a thing.

• 17:00Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 17:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Until like the past couple, like couple of years.

• 17:04Hannah Berner?

  I feel like.

• 17:05Paige DeSorbo?

  I didn't care.

• 17:05Hannah Berner?

  In our days when we would go out, I could see that being so fun to be like, are the girls out and like, where is everyone? Like, you know, you're like, not sure if you should go out at like nine thirty.

• 17:15Paige DeSorbo?

  But if I was like twenty two and I had a boyfriend, he had my location, that would have been work. In no situation would that.

• 17:21Hannah Berner?

  See, my mom was just like, hey, you haven't moved for forty nine hours.

• 17:26Paige DeSorbo?

  I think don't ever share your location with a man.

• 17:29Hannah Berner?

  No, never.

• 17:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Even if that's your dad.

• 17:33Hannah Berner?

  No, well, listen, dads don't know how to use.

• 17:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, they would never know.

• 17:36Hannah Berner?

  My dad doesn't know how to post an Insta story.

• 17:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 17:39Hannah Berner?

  But.

• 17:40Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't think that a man should ever know exactly where I am or what I'm thinking.

• 17:45Hannah Berner?

  And put that on. My tube.

• 17:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Put that on a T-shirt.

• 17:51Hannah Berner?

  Put on a T-shirt. Um, I actually had a funny mistake. Which aren't they all? Maybe one of us said that. I went to Pilates a long time ago in LA.

• 18:03Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 18:03Hannah Berner?

  And I signed up for it. And I felt so like organized. I signed up for Pilates in a different state. Like that was like a new level of admin for me. And I get there and it's like. She's like, she calls everyone's name and she doesn't call my name. And I was like, that's just-

• 18:20Paige DeSorbo?

  For like, who's here?

• 18:21Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, and I was like, that's weird, but like, whatever. And I continued in my Pilates class, whatever. I leave. Yesterday, I get a notification that I missed a Pilates class in LA. So I had signed up for a class like, three months in advance and just showed up two months. And took the class.

• 18:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait a minute. Three months ago, you signed up for a Pilates class because you're like, "Oh, I'm gonna be in LA in three months."

• 18:50Hannah Berner?

  No, I was in LA signing up for that next morning. I think the months must have been like, wrong.

• 18:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 18:57Hannah Berner?

  So I signed up for a random-

• 18:59Paige DeSorbo?

  In three months.

• 19:00Hannah Berner?

  Showed up like I signed up for the class.

• 19:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Got it.

• 19:03Hannah Berner?

  Did the class, I guess with enough confidence.

• 19:05Paige DeSorbo?

  What do you think the instructors were saying after? Like, we had a vagabond in-

• 19:13Hannah Berner?

  She doesn't even go here. They must have been like, a little confused, but I think like, I fit in so well.

• 19:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 19:20Hannah Berner?

  That they were like, no one's scamming us, but like, I fully took a class for free, but then, got me.

• 19:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 19:26Hannah Berner?

  So anyway-

• 19:27Paige DeSorbo?

  Or they were like, she's mentally disturbed, don't go near her, just let her-

• 19:30Hannah Berner?

  She's a little, she's a little confused.

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• 20:46Hannah Berner?

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• 20:49Paige DeSorbo?

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• 20:50Hannah Berner?

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• 21:01Paige DeSorbo?

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• 21:13Hannah Berner?

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• 21:14Paige DeSorbo?

  They're so big, like they're

• 21:17Hannah Berner?

  And they're like, good quality.

• 21:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. And they're like, yeah, I'll put me and my whole family in this towel.

• 21:23Hannah Berner?

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• 21:34Paige DeSorbo?

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• 21:43Hannah Berner?

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• 21:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Hmm.

• 21:46Hannah Berner?

  I should check out their rugs.

• 21:47Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I should.

• 21:47Hannah Berner?

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• 21:53Paige DeSorbo?

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• 24:16Paige DeSorbo?

  I have a fun update. And I'm asking this because I want to know from the girls that have frozen their eggs. Okay, so I freeze my eggs, great. Then the, like, then that week after my retrieval, you're like waiting for your period. I get my period, great. I have that for like seven days, okay. That was like two weeks ago. My boobs, huge, massive, have not gone down whatsoever. I'm like looking it up. I'm like, is this like a side effect of like freezing your eggs? Like, are they, and they're like, hmm, not really. Like, it usually like goes down immediately after like you stop giving yourself the shots because then your hormones are going down. I don't know if my boobs just like didn't get the memo.

• 25:00Paige DeSorbo?

  I've never had bigger boobs in my life. I'm so excited. And I'm really praying that they don't go away, cuz then yesterday I was like, oh, I must just be getting my period again. That's why they're so big. And so I texted Josephine cuz we've like synced up and she's like, no, we have like two weeks left.

• 25:15Hannah Berner?

  I love what she says, we.

• 25:16Paige DeSorbo?

  But I'm obsessed.

• 25:17Hannah Berner?

  Wait, it's giving when girls were saying Accutane was making their nose smaller?

• 25:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes, and some girls say spirinolactone makes their boobs bigger, but I didn't experience that when I was on spirinolactone.

• 25:28Hannah Berner?

  I, not a doctor. Think that you actually needed estrogen and your body's just like responding really well to it.

• 25:37Paige DeSorbo?

  I truly think that when I hit puberty, something like didn't go right. And then like I was fucked up from there on cuz I've I was I never had a regular period even in high school, but no one said, no, everyone was like, okay, cool, doesn't care.

• 25:53Hannah Berner?

  This is why hormones are like actually so important and like men have hormones too. It's just like they're dealing with testosterone. We're we're dealing with estrogen. You dealt with testosterone. Do you, what, do you feel different in other ways?

• 26:08Hannah Berner?

  Have you been nicer to people?

• 26:11Paige DeSorbo?

  I like cried. I've been like more emotional a little bit, but not like overly emotional.

• 26:18Hannah Berner?

  Appropriate for a circumstance, like not like none. Not like stone cold Steve Austin.

• 26:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Appropriate for a circumstance.

• 26:26Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, you're reacting as you should have in the past.

• 26:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Sometimes I have a reaction and I'll think in my head, yeah, that's what a normal person keep doing.

• 26:42Hannah Berner?

  Wait, this is Paige. What would a normal person do if my best friend's pet died?

• 26:48Paige DeSorbo?

  So many times where people expect you to be like, oh, and my immediate reaction is like, okay, get over it.

• 26:56Hannah Berner?

  That's what people are like, can we react? I'm like.

• 27:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Do you know how many times I've had to pretend to care about a lot of things? And I'm like, wow.

• 27:12Hannah Berner?

  Well, I'm happy for you, but I would say the whole like finding your feminine energy, I think it's all bullshit. The right guy will love you, ala Jojo Siwa, no matter how masculine you are.

• 27:28Hannah Berner?

  Be you.

• 27:29Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 27:30Hannah Berner?

  Feminine energy, when it tells you to like be more quiet.

• 27:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 27:33Hannah Berner?

  Or be more like astute to his needs.

• 27:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 27:35Hannah Berner?

  Fuck him.

• 27:36Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I like, you know how like girls say like you can see your mental illness through the people that you've dated? If you truly, if I truly went through my twenties and all of my boyfriends, I could tell you exactly what I thought about myself in that time period. And like I could tell you where, when I had high confidence, I could tell you when I had low confidence, I could tell you when I was like literally flailing and this guy made it seem like, uh, so it's.

• 28:03Hannah Berner?

  They say the person that you set up for is who you believe you deserve.

• 28:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 28:08Hannah Berner?

  Which is straight up a fact, but then you think about some situations.

• 28:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Mm hmm.

• 28:12Hannah Berner?

  And when you're dating a guy who like, yeah, you don't know if he's fully into it and you don't know if you're even into him, but you're just like want something. It's like.

• 28:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 28:20Hannah Berner?

  Do you want him? Or do you want to talk about something that happened in your past that's still bothering you?

• 28:25Paige DeSorbo?

  And also if like someone doesn't like you back and you're like trying to get them to like you, you have to realize that they're triggering something like in you. That you have to prove to them. Like there are so many situationships, I feel like in my twenty where twenties where I was like, you don't like me?

• 28:41Hannah Berner?

  Perfect.

• 28:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Now I have to prove all the reasons why I'm amazing.

• 28:46Hannah Berner?

  In your twenties, I think because you're still becoming who you are, you immediately don't think like, oh, he's not the right guy for me. You're like, oh, I did something wrong. Like, let me try that again. Like.

• 28:54Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 28:54Hannah Berner?

  I just had to reframe myself for him.

• 28:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 28:57Hannah Berner?

  Where now in my thirties, if someone didn't like me, I'd be like, ew, you have horrible taste.

• 29:00Paige DeSorbo?

  And I'm like, I actually don't like you first. I didn't like you first.

• 29:03Hannah Berner?

  Didn't like you first. Hot take two is that the person you ultimately end up with also is going to like, like his demons have to be right for your demons.

• 29:14Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 29:14Hannah Berner?

  But you are still like solving a wound.

• 29:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 29:17Hannah Berner?

  It just, you hope that it's in like the healthiest way.

• 29:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Mm hmm.

• 29:20Hannah Berner?

  So it's like, you're not going to just find someone where everything's easy. It's more like what wound works.

• 29:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Like when you started dating Dez, did you go into it like being like, these are my wounds? Or did you like not even know until you were like in it and you're like, oh, he's helping me solve?

• 29:37Hannah Berner?

  Yeah. Well, I've never dated an older guy before, so I like, I really was like, this is so random. Like, public schools are so random. And everyone in the room is like, you have daddy issues. And I was like, I've never met a guy like this before. Why did I turn to Charlie XCX? Just like have a brat summer with an old man, like whatever.

• 29:54Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 29:54Hannah Berner?

  And I do think like every now and then he'll say something to me though that's. Sounds like someone.

• 30:00Paige DeSorbo?

  You know what we don't talk about is that Charli XCX is like engaged, but like she's so decenters men that like people don't even know.

• 30:06Hannah Berner?

  Well, she's like me, cause we like love the gay community, but we like. If we speak about being straight, it's like embarrassing for us.

• 30:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 30:15Hannah Berner?

  George.

• 30:16Paige DeSorbo?

  That's her husband or her fiance.

• 30:18Hannah Berner?

  George.

• 30:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 30:19Hannah Berner?

  George.

• 30:19Paige DeSorbo?

  I love it.

• 30:20Hannah Berner?

  I was like, has anyone checked on George? But it does a little like do certain things like that. I'll be like, oh my God, my dad has said the exact same thing to me. Or like my brother would have said that or my, like he reminds me of family, which I think is important.

• 30:35Paige DeSorbo?

  So important.

• 30:35Hannah Berner?

  Families obviously complicated. Sometimes it's like, oh, this feels so like home. And sometimes I'm like, ooh, like, okay, that reminds me of. A girl who like needed to hear that.

• 30:44Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 30:45Hannah Berner?

  Kind of thing.

• 30:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, interesting.

• 30:47Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 30:47Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 30:49Hannah Berner?

  Fun.

• 30:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Fun.

• 30:49Hannah Berner?

  Cute. Or sometimes you're like, oh, wait, when I heard that in my past, I would have reacted like this, but now I react differently.

• 30:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 30:57Hannah Berner?

  Yeah. It's, cause also it's even like friendships, like we bond for a certain reason. Like you remind me of my whole family. Like you are Nana.

• 31:07Paige DeSorbo?

  You know, I think, you know what I think you remind me of? I think you remind me of like my childhood friend. And so I think there, I think that like when we first met, there was like a certain like. Comfortability where like you were familiar. I was like, oh, you remind me of like my friend from middle school.

• 31:26Hannah Berner?

  It's, it was giving like we've known each other before. Also, I do feel like your relationship with Gary is, your brother is similar to you and me. Except Gary's like a, well, no, he's shy.

• 31:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 31:37Hannah Berner?

  But then he's like not shy at all.

• 31:39Paige DeSorbo?

  It's similar to our rela- relationship because when we are together, it almost is like we're speaking our own language.

• 31:46Hannah Berner?

  Yes.

• 31:46Paige DeSorbo?

  You know, like we're, we can joke with each other and someone could be like, oh, what is that? And it's like, it would be too long to explain.

• 31:51Hannah Berner?

  Well, you'll like talk to someone else and be a completely different person than when you like turn to me and Gary. Like I'm like, who was, who was that?

• 31:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, let's normalize. Everyone gets a very different version of me.

• 32:05Hannah Berner?

  But also, I would argue, you are the same. People bring out different sides to you. Like, I've seen a lot of your sides.

• 32:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 32:14Hannah Berner?

  And some people are luckier to have better sides.

• 32:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes.

• 32:17Hannah Berner?

  And that's the diplomatic way to put it.

• 32:19Paige DeSorbo?

  That is so true.

• 32:21Hannah Berner?

  What I also just realized, you know how it's true, we talk about it, like if, if you start dating a guy and all of his exes are really different from you, not just like, hair color, I'm saying like, completely different perspective to life, or completely different way she carries herself. I think that's weird as fuck.

• 32:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 32:37Hannah Berner?

  And I feel like with my friends, I'm the same way, where like, I've actually had, like, looking back, besides Becca, who again, our friendship was based on humor, and she was not girly at all. But like, all my friends going back, were like girly and popular. Who like, they liked something about me, and they took me in, but they had, some of them had like, toxic traits that I was like, oh shit, like, I can't do this. And like, it's got, I found like, better people for me over time, but they're all like loosely.

• 33:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh yeah, no, I could do that with girlfriends too.

• 33:11Hannah Berner?

  When I met Stephanie, I was like, oh, it makes so much sense. I'm not like a random kind of human, like, you love these kind of people that are like warm and funny.

• 33:19Paige DeSorbo?

  I love, I like loud people who are like, I, oh my god, and I just thought of another thing to say, and like, oh, and have you heard about that? And like, can just yap, because I like to like, take the pressure off myself and I can just sit, and be like.

• 33:32Hannah Berner?

  But then it's funny when you really feel comfortable, you turn into the yapper.

• 33:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, then I'm yapping.

• 33:36Hannah Berner?

  And you've been yapped. The yapper has been yapped.

• 33:44Hannah Berner?

  Anyway, we love each other. Um, we, um, watched Materialist. That's premiering in theaters only on June thirteenth. We got early access. I do have to say, it is a star-studded cast. We have Dakota Johnson, Chris Evans, who is definitely up there in my celebrity crushes.

• 34:01Paige DeSorbo?

  And every time I see him, I'm like, you get better looking.

• 34:06Hannah Berner?

  And that's men, which is in a whole nother podcast. Um, and then Pedro Pascal, who is the it boy daddy.

• 34:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, let me just say one thing before we like totally get into the movie. Dakota Johnson, people don't talk about her style enough, and I feel like in the movie. Like everything she wears, I'm just like, you look phenomenal. But like her red carpet style.

• 34:26Hannah Berner?

  She doesn't miss. She plays a dating coach. I think in another life, I'd want to be a matchmaker. Like, I'm obsessed with matchmaking.

• 34:34Paige DeSorbo?

  See, I feel like it's so stressful, but it's such a good depiction of like what our modern day romance is currently. Because I have so many friends who have dating coaches now.

• 34:46Hannah Berner?

  Really?

• 34:47Paige DeSorbo?

  Like dating coaches and like matchmakers, because people like are kind of sick of apps, I feel like.

• 34:53Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 34:54Paige DeSorbo?

  And so I keep seeing them on Instagram like pop up and all of this stuff. So I feel like it is a really good depiction of what it's like as a woman dating.

• 35:01Hannah Berner?

  In your 30s especially.

• 35:03Paige DeSorbo?

  Especially when you are over 30.

• 35:07Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, because they were saying it's like, these girls don't need it, but they're like, if I can have like, pay a little more to have a luxury dating experience because I can afford it, I will. But I've never seen dating explained in such like cutthroat, like not sugarcoating it ways where she was like, okay, we want a guy who makes over, you know, 150K at this height. And then if he doesn't have his hair, he has to make this amount of money.

• 35:30Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 35:31Hannah Berner?

  It was so like scientific data of dating.

• 35:33Paige DeSorbo?

  And also gave you the other perspective of like men being in their 40s and being adamant that like, they're not going over the age of 27. Like, there's one scene where she talks about marriage has always been a business decision. And how like different it is for women now.

• 35:49Hannah Berner?

  It was just so interesting when it comes to dating.

• 35:52Paige DeSorbo?

  It's also just like a classic love triangle that like has nuances and like vary for today's world.

• 35:58Hannah Berner?

  Go see the film in theaters. See all these beautiful faces on a big screen. It's so cute rom com, Girls Night Out. Um, I'm obsessed with this movie. Materialist is out in theaters June 13th.

• 36:12Paige DeSorbo?

  I have to say something really sad. This is like so sad and I can't believe I'm gonna say it.

• 36:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Sex in the City, like the reboot.

• 36:22Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm such a defender of the reboot of Sex and the City. Like, last year, people were like, it's the worst show ever. And I'm like, guys, give it a freaking chance.

• 36:30Hannah Berner?

  Let them stretch.

• 36:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, like, who cares? We're literally watching for, like, the outfits, like, everyone was like-

• 36:36Hannah Berner?

  Also, it's iconic, like, she could do anything, and you're like-

• 36:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Right, and you're just like, it's fine, like, okay, it's cheeky. It's a little, like, not as serious as the original series. And, like, guys, you're being too harsh. It's an entertainment show.

• 36:53Paige DeSorbo?

  This season.

• 36:56Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm livid. I'm so livid, because they're now, they're, I think, HBO needs to get it together. HBO needs to get it together. They're now ruining the original series. None of the characters are anything like how I would picture them to be in their 50s.

• 37:17Hannah Berner?

  Oh, no.

• 37:18Paige DeSorbo?

  You're telling me that Carrie fucking Bradshaw has a storyline where she's, like, with her boyfriend of, like, 25 years ago, and it's about, like, phone sex? No. Miranda is not Miranda, so it's like, that's why we, why even talk, talk about it.

• 37:34Hannah Berner?

  Let it out.

• 37:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Charlotte, like, she's not that ditzy. Charlotte is a strong, like, bring her back.

• 37:40Hannah Berner?

  Speaking as the Charlotte of the group, she's smart.

• 37:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Bring her back. She had, give her her own gallery that she had started. Like, why did you keep her as this housewife, like, with, fighting in the park about dogs? Like, no, no, that is not what Charlotte came out to be. I'm just, I hate to get heated.

• 37:58Hannah Berner?

  Right now, with this energy, let's keep it going. Let's reimagine where they should be right now.

• 38:04Paige DeSorbo?

  So many different places. Actually, the new characters, like, I like them better than the old characters.

• 38:11Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, because I feel like you have a vision for them that they're not, like, upholding.

• 38:14Paige DeSorbo?

  And I'm so sorry. People were really mad that, like, oh, Miranda's a lesbian now? No, that legitimately happens.

• 38:23Paige DeSorbo?

  But I'm like, okay, who cares about that? Like, that actually does happen so much. I liked that.

• 38:30Hannah Berner?

  Is she running for mayor?

• 38:31Paige DeSorbo?

  No, why not?

• 38:33Hannah Berner?

  Why not?

• 38:33Paige DeSorbo?

  She's the assertive lawyer. She's not some like, oh, I don't know. Like, she should be dating like this other power lesbian who like runs the WNBA.

• 38:42Hannah Berner?

  She's not dating a power lesbian?

• 38:43Paige DeSorbo?

  No, she can't even get a date on the show. And I'm like, oh, my God, guys, no.

• 38:48Hannah Berner?

  This is so antiquated. Just because she's a ginger doesn't mean she can't find love. That's so 1990s.

• 38:54Paige DeSorbo?

  They make Carrie so like...

• 38:57Hannah Berner?

  Carrie should be like the fashion editor of...

• 38:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Anything.

• 39:00Hannah Berner?

  Anything.

• 39:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Literally anything.

• 39:02Hannah Berner?

  Like a cool indie mag or she's writing on or like...

• 39:04Paige DeSorbo?

  They have her living in this gorgeous home, though. So like, I love that.

• 39:08Hannah Berner?

  She should be like the head, like consultant for like the RealReal.

• 39:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, like I make her, okay, there's a woman, the woman that created Moda Operanti. It's like this clothing store. Make her that. Like, what are you talking about? She didn't like, she's not doing anything in like fashion.

• 39:25Hannah Berner?

  She should be selling her vintage clothes while writing.

• 39:27Paige DeSorbo?

  And I'm just like, I'm sure there's multiple women in their 50s that could have given you a list of actual problems that women in their 50s are going through. That's why I liked the original Sex in the City because I thought, oh, my God, in my 20s, am I gonna have to deal with that? What's, oh, my God, is that gonna...

• 39:43Hannah Berner?

  Or 30s, it was so realistically raw to be like, in your 30s, you're still getting fucked up at bars sometimes and saying, what's my purpose?

• 39:48Paige DeSorbo?

  The first season of Sex in the City, they were 32.

• 39:51Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 39:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, I think that also needs to be pointed out to the Facebook moms. But now I'm like, I wanted to watch this because what are some problems I might have in my 50s that I would have never even thought about? Not really.

• 40:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Not really. Not really, and I'm livid.

• 40:10Hannah Berner?

  What should Charlotte be doing? Charlotte should be dating a hot equestrian guy.

• 40:16Paige DeSorbo?

  No, Charlotte's married. Let's not put her in a divorce.

• 40:18Hannah Berner?

  Is she married to the bald guy?

• 40:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. He's not...

• 40:21Hannah Berner?

  He should have gone to Turkey by now. Come back with new hair. The storyline is, does she like him with his new hair? Period. That's three episodes right there. You're welcome.

• 40:29Paige DeSorbo?

  Charlotte's very like, it's very mom focused with like her kids and stuff, which is like, fine.

• 40:34Hannah Berner?

  But I want them to be entrepreneurial.

• 40:35Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm like, Charlotte running around as like worrying about her kids getting into college is not...

• 40:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Charlotte's smarter than that. She has more things to, yes, obviously worry about your kids getting into college. She's not running around gossiping.

• 40:50Hannah Berner?

  Have some prior priorities. Your children doing well in school?

• 40:53Paige DeSorbo?

  Fuck them.

• 40:55Hannah Berner?

  No, I do think there's so many amazing women in their 50s, especially in New York City with the craziest jobs. They should do a show where one of them like gets asked to do Housewives and she doesn't know what she should do. Like make it realistic.

• 41:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Put us in the writers' room. That's what I'm saying. Carrie Bradshaw is also such an iconic television character. She chose to get married, not have children. Her husband died. She's now dating someone else. I'm sure that's so relatable to so many women, but it's like, why aren't you talking about the fact that she didn't have kids? Like, why don't you bring that? Why doesn't she, there be a whole episode on?

• 41:30Hannah Berner?

  They just don't talk about it?

• 41:31Paige DeSorbo?

  They don't really talk about it. She just kind of says like, oh, I didn't have children.

• 41:34Hannah Berner?

  But I also think that's so relatable to so many friend groups who like one friend decided to have seven kids. One friend has none.

• 41:40Paige DeSorbo?

  I just wanted it.

• 41:41Hannah Berner?

  One friend wanted kids, didn't have them.

• 41:43Paige DeSorbo?

  I just wanted it to be more serious. And it's like, okay, this is like not a real, your storyline is like, like sitcom-y. I thought it was gonna be more like.

• 41:53Hannah Berner?

  I wonder if it's like different editors or different writers.

• 41:56Paige DeSorbo?

  It's gotta be.

• 41:57Hannah Berner?

  It has to be, because.

• 41:58Paige DeSorbo?

  I mean, the fashion is a little wonky too. I'm like, guys, I get it. It's like different and no one, it's very Emily in Paris. Like it's over the top. I mean, Carrie always looks gorge.

• 42:08Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 42:09Paige DeSorbo?

  But like, no, it makes me sad.

• 42:12Hannah Berner?

  No, it makes me sad too.

• 42:13Paige DeSorbo?

  It makes me sad. And I, so now I've like been watching the old stuff because I'm like, no, those are the girls. That's their personalities. Their new personalities. Not even them.

• 42:22Hannah Berner?

  Maybe this is them in a different lifetime where things, maybe they took Botox and it hit them wrong. No, they don't do work on their face, which, you know, nevermind.

• 42:32Paige DeSorbo?

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• 46:29Hannah Berner?

  I go to plays now.

• 46:31Paige DeSorbo?

  No, what is going on?

• 46:32Hannah Berner?

  Because I think I'm better than you. Oh, you watched Sex and the City last night? I was at a play. I was a real auta-saw. For people who don't know, I'm trying to go out to the Hamptons this summer.

• 46:42Paige DeSorbo?

  I got into the elevator today to come here and my sweet, sweet, sweet next-door neighbor, he looks at me and he goes, "Did you go to the Tony Awards last night?" And I was like, "No, I didn't." And then in my head, I was like, "Little do you know, on my podcast, I fucking hate musicals." I was like, "No, but it looked like a lovely evening."

• 47:01Hannah Berner?

  The one thing I think you should see, it's not a musical, so get that smug look off your face, is Oh Mary. Have you heard of Oh Mary? So Cola Scola wrote a play.

• 47:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Pardon?

• 47:14Hannah Berner?

  Their name is Cola Scola.

• 47:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Are they part of the Coca-Cola fortune?

• 47:22Hannah Berner?

  They may or may not be.

• 47:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, sick.

• 47:25Hannah Berner?

  They wrote a play about if Abraham Lincoln's murder was actually good for Mary Todd Lincoln, his wife, and that Mary Todd Lincoln is an alcoholic wannabe cabaret singer and how she like.

• 47:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Why did they make Mary Todd Lincoln the one that was slapped? They're like, she'll have a cabaret show.

• 47:47Hannah Berner?

  And there's hints that Abraham Lincoln.

• 47:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Was gay.

• 47:53Hannah Berner?

  It is the funniest thing I've ever, I don't know if it was like, I first I was like, is it just like this, the room or the vibes? I, I thought it was the funniest thing I've ever seen and I don't laugh at things.

• 48:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Sorry, wait, why is it so funny to actually think about how many gay men there had to have been in the seventeen hundreds?

• 48:10Hannah Berner?

  They're all gay.

• 48:11Paige DeSorbo?

  I mean, capris were trending. You think a straight man did capris?

• 48:16Hannah Berner?

  They wore wigs whenever they had a meeting.

• 48:18Paige DeSorbo?

  There was someone that was like. Wait, what about a high sock?

• 48:22Hannah Berner?

  They were ballet flats, ballet flats.

• 48:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Someone said, wait, let me put a bow. I think that'd be adorable.

• 48:29Hannah Berner?

  Also, they were like, I don't want to write without a feather at the end of my pen.

• 48:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Someone was like, did you see Georgia's curls? Like, no, literally get a proper blowout.

• 48:39Hannah Berner?

  Straight men with a full blowout weave and then writing with feather pens. It's giving Legally Blonde.

• 48:45Paige DeSorbo?

  No, it's.

• 48:47Hannah Berner?

  Then their signatures were, I'm sorry, like so gorgeous.

• 48:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Gorgeous.

• 48:53Hannah Berner?

  I've seen my brother write his own name. He looks like a fucking four year old. These guys are writing like in John Hancock? That's a gay signature.

• 49:03Paige DeSorbo?

  How'd you even get that last name? That was around the time where you could pick them yourself.

• 49:07Hannah Berner?

  Also, hot take, only men are allowed to go to war. It's giving golf trips. It's giving you guys all just want to go hang out and.

• 49:14Paige DeSorbo?

  Kiss each other.

• 49:16Hannah Berner?

  And then they love their accessories when they go to war too.

• 49:18Paige DeSorbo?

  No, the colonial men were gay.

• 49:21Hannah Berner?

  The like artfulness of their outfits is crazy.

• 49:25Paige DeSorbo?

  I need a historian who like specializes in gay men in the seventeen hundreds.

• 49:30Hannah Berner?

  It's one thing if when they went to war, they were wearing like armor.

• 49:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Right.

• 49:34Hannah Berner?

  They literally just wearing fancy outfits.

• 49:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Because if you compare them to like the um who are like the Norwegians. Okay, the gladiators.

• 49:43Hannah Berner?

  Vikings.

• 49:43Paige DeSorbo?

  The Vikings.

• 49:44Hannah Berner?

  The Vikings had like bones of animal tusks in their head.

• 49:49Paige DeSorbo?

  You could tell they're.

• 49:50Hannah Berner?

  Apparently they like created STDs, the Vikings, like they've spread their fucking seed.

• 49:55Paige DeSorbo?

  I could so see that.

• 49:56Hannah Berner?

  But like they probably had nice blue eyes.

• 49:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, they had really good hair, I feel like too.

• 50:01Hannah Berner?

  Sorry, just had a sex dream.

• 50:04Paige DeSorbo?

  I feel like the colonial men were like.

• 50:08Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm not loving the hat wear.

• 50:09Hannah Berner?

  Also, I have, this is fucked up, but like it's hard to know if someone's British. Or just gay and like we are descendants, a lot of us of the Brits that came in, not me and you.

• 50:21Paige DeSorbo?

  No, not us.

• 50:22Hannah Berner?

  Not us, but it was the Brits, the Dutch.

• 50:25Paige DeSorbo?

  We're not responsible.

• 50:27Hannah Berner?

  We're not involved in any of the o- original drama.

• 50:31Paige DeSorbo?

  This place is not about us.

• 50:33Hannah Berner?

  We were trying to like make tomatoes.

• 50:37Paige DeSorbo?

  My fam- no.

• 50:38Hannah Berner?

  There was olive oil involved. We don't know what they were doing. Were we fighting the mafia in Sicily? Yes.

• 50:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, we were doing literally other things, but.

• 50:47Hannah Berner?

  So anyway, it was, the show was amazing. It was the omen, see? And but it's funny because I was like, I'm not gonna like this play about history. I hate history. I don't wanna know about why we should learn from history.

• 50:59Paige DeSorbo?

  I do love a period piece.

• 51:00Hannah Berner?

  You love a period piece. The funniest thing about Close School is they were like, I did literally zero research on her and this is just how I felt.

• 51:08Paige DeSorbo?

  There are so many political. Figures and men that there's like, I feel like so many rumors that they're gay. Like there was a rumor that JFK was gay.

• 51:19Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 51:19Paige DeSorbo?

  His best friend never got married.

• 51:23Hannah Berner?

  There's a lot of roommate stories.

• 51:25Paige DeSorbo?

  A lot of roommate.

• 51:27Hannah Berner?

  If you're going to the south of France together, that's a honeymoon.

• 51:30Paige DeSorbo?

  You're coming over for Christmas dinner, oh, you're sleeping together that night. I mean, let's.

• 51:36Hannah Berner?

  I do have to say, now that we're in our thirties, if you meet a guy in his thirties with a roommate. Gay.

• 51:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 51:42Hannah Berner?

  Figure it out. Get a stu- I'd rather have a studio.

• 51:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Why don't more men want to be gay? We would like you so, so much more. Come out.

• 51:52Hannah Berner?

  I do think, though, in Hollywood, it's still like archaic where if you find out the guy's gay, he's not gonna get the leading Hollywood roles. So that's why a lot of them are in the closet.

• 52:01Paige DeSorbo?

  All the Bridgerton men are gay and I still love them.

• 52:04Hannah Berner?

  Are they?

• 52:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Just one, but.

• 52:06Hannah Berner?

  Is Jonathan Bailey.

• 52:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Gay.

• 52:08Hannah Berner?

  I watch, when I watched Wicked, I touched myself to him.

• 52:12Paige DeSorbo?

  No, hi- his season of Bridgerton, like his sex scenes with like the girl that he ends up marrying. Yeah, like you're, I'm in it.

• 52:21Hannah Berner?

  Do you know how I love, why I love gay men, which goes back to the beginning of what we talked about? Cause they are the ultimate. I can never have them. Like they.

• 52:29Paige DeSorbo?

  The ultimate challenge.

• 52:30Hannah Berner?

  The ultimate challenge. I'm like, that man will never wanna fuck me and that is my type.

• 52:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 52:34Hannah Berner?

  That is my type to a T.

• 52:35Paige DeSorbo?

  That's biological, they don't wanna fuck you.

• 52:37Hannah Berner?

  No, Jonathan Bailey is.

• 52:39Paige DeSorbo?

  So good looking. So good looking.

• 52:41Hannah Berner?

  Um, also. I watched The Tonys last night, cause I was.

• 52:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, they were on TV?

• 52:48Hannah Berner?

  They were on TV last night.

• 52:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, I didn't even know.

• 52:50Hannah Berner?

  I know, well, I didn't tell you because it was a lot of singing, so I assumed.

• 52:53Paige DeSorbo?

  I mean, I couldn't imagine.

• 52:55Hannah Berner?

  But it started, this is the thing, it started with Cynthia Revo.

• 52:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 52:59Hannah Berner?

  And she's like, I think she's gonna go down as like a Whitney Houston of our generation.

• 53:04Paige DeSorbo?

  I, I feel like they're gonna get like a ton of Oscars this year.

• 53:07Hannah Berner?

  I just think it's weird that they didn't give them anything before, cause I don't like that whole like, well, wait for part two to come out. I want my shit now.

• 53:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, but I think that's true.

• 53:16Hannah Berner?

  That's so annoying though, the politics behind it.

• 53:18Paige DeSorbo?

  There wasn't part two until a couple of months ago.

• 53:20Hannah Berner?

  Neither did I.

• 53:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 53:21Hannah Berner?

  And I'm worried about what's gonna happen. No one tell me a spoiler.

• 53:24Paige DeSorbo?

  I'd assume they're not doing another press tour.

• 53:28Hannah Berner?

  Oh, they are.

• 53:28Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh.

• 53:29Hannah Berner?

  I mean, these poor girls.

• 53:30Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 53:31Hannah Berner?

  But what's interesting about, interesting about Cynthia Revo is she actually had an album come out in twenty twenty one that no one listened to. And then Ariana gave her some.

• 53:41Hannah Berner?

  Like positivity. And also like Wicked did so well, but now she's like has another album coming out. But it's just so interesting. There's so many talented people that like. Put stuff out there and no one listens to it. And it's like you wonder. Yeah, I'm just, uh, so great that Cynthia found her way for us to be able to watch her host the Oscars and be amazing.

• 54:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Host the Tonys.

• 54:03Hannah Berner?

  Sorry, the Tonys, the Tonys.

• 54:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, she hosted.

• 54:05Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, she was the host. Yeah, she's like dominating.

• 54:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Did she have like a ton of alpha changes?

• 54:09Hannah Berner?

  So many. She's going Scapparelli in the beginning, which you know is our brand.

• 54:13Paige DeSorbo?

  You love.

• 54:13Hannah Berner?

  I'm, yeah.

• 54:15Paige DeSorbo?

  You're amused.

• 54:18Hannah Berner?

  They reach out, hey, we saw the Daphne shirt and we know you're behind it.

• 54:25Hannah Berner?

  Ben Stiller was there, which was random.

• 54:28Paige DeSorbo?

  Why is Ben Stiller popping up everywhere?

• 54:31Hannah Berner?

  Well, he made a joke about the Knicks game. He's like. Men, look, men love talking about the Knicks.

• 54:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, they love it.

• 54:36Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, the Knicks lost. I know there's a big crossover between theater and sports fans, which is kind of funny. People laugh.

• 54:43Paige DeSorbo?

  He's funny.

• 54:44Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, what else? Adam Lambert was there. I love Adam Lambert. I'm seeing more.

• 54:52Hannah Berner?

  Nicole Schlagerger.

• 54:53Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, loved her.

• 54:54Hannah Berner?

  She won a Tony.

• 54:55Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, and you saw that play? Sorry.

• 54:58Hannah Berner?

  No, I'm like in it. I was, I'm like, oh, okay, interesting. I was like, I'm keeping notes.

• 55:02Paige DeSorbo?

  I feel like me talking shit about musical theater. It's like gonna get to a point where you're like, can you stop?

• 55:06Hannah Berner?

  Wait, can I put out a, I just had a, um, intuitive moment?

• 55:12Hannah Berner?

  The same way how you were like, I hate cats. And I was like, now it's my mission.

• 55:15Paige DeSorbo?

  No, no, no, no, no.

• 55:16Hannah Berner?

  In four years, she's gonna be starring as Roxy on Broadway.

• 55:22Paige DeSorbo?

  No. Well, if the money's right, obviously.

• 55:27Hannah Berner?

  Wait, you, I go to plays now.

• 55:30Paige DeSorbo?

  No, you like go to plays now. I will say, I went out on a date one time with this one guy. It was like, maybe. Like our second or third date. And, or was it our first? No, had to have been like our second or first. Yeah, that would have been insane. And we went to a play and I remember feeling like so New York City. We left at, I was gonna say halftime. We left at, um.

• 55:51Hannah Berner?

  It is, it does feel so New York.

• 55:53Paige DeSorbo?

  It's so New York.

• 55:55Hannah Berner?

  I honestly prefer it to a movie.

• 55:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, come on. Now you've hit your head.

• 56:00Hannah Berner?

  Went out like going to the movies. Like if I'm gonna go somewhere, I wanna see people like sweat.

• 56:05Paige DeSorbo?

  You're sick. You wanna sit in a chair that's two sizes too small? And stand in a line and they don't even really have any good snacks?

• 56:16Hannah Berner?

  I just have raisin nuts. You know they do eight shows a week? It kinda made our tour.

• 56:22Paige DeSorbo?

  This schedule, look, no.

• 56:23Hannah Berner?

  It's crazy. They're all dying.

• 56:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Honestly?

• 56:25Hannah Berner?

  They're all, they're all, literally we're at the Tonys like, I'm so tired. Thank you. I have to go to bed.

• 56:30Paige DeSorbo?

  No, anyone on Broadway listened to like my beta blogger episode and was like, fucking loser.

• 56:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Suck it up. No, that's all I say when I go to plays. I'm like, and then they're gonna do this again.

• 56:43Hannah Berner?

  I told you my like, I had a demonic ex-boyfriend. Who was like so negative all the time and he was definitely depressed, but like I didn't see it.

• 56:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Cause he was so hot though.

• 56:52Hannah Berner?

  He was so, he was so hot and he was miserable to be around, but no one knew. Everyone was just like, you guys are so happy together. But I'm like, why when I'm with him, do I feel like the world is full of doom and gloom?

• 57:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 57:03Hannah Berner?

  I told this story before, but it's just so funny. At the end of the first half, he looks at me and he's like, this play is so obvious. This play, it's so stupid. And like, he's smart.

• 57:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, you've told me this story and he was like, he's gonna, you were like, he's gonna kill himself?

• 57:19Hannah Berner?

  He goes, it's obvious the main guy's gonna kill himself. I said, what? And I assume like he knows things, cause he's smart and tall and hot. And I was like, wow, I literally missed that. I didn't see any inkling.

• 57:30Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 57:31Hannah Berner?

  That the man was gonna kill himself. And I'm like, this is gonna be really heavy, this play. So like, it goes back on and the whole time I'm like, the man's about to die. Like, he's gonna take his whole life.

• 57:39Paige DeSorbo?

  Lived.

• 57:41Hannah Berner?

  No one died. No one died. I left that play. I said, you're a sick fuck.

• 57:44Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, you should see.

• 57:45Hannah Berner?

  Get out of my life, dated him for six more months.

• 57:48Paige DeSorbo?

  We have to plan our escape.

• 57:50Hannah Berner?

  But I, it is funny when you see like, A-list people like,

• 57:55Hannah Berner?

  S- Sha- Sarah Shook, Snook.

• 57:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 57:59Hannah Berner?

  Shiv Roy from Succession.

• 58:01Paige DeSorbo?

  You're just like saying, oh, yes. Oh, okay. Yeah. She's on Broadway?

• 58:05Hannah Berner?

  Yes, the star of Hacks has her own show on Broadway.

• 58:07Paige DeSorbo?

  No, well, oh yeah, I did see that advertised.

• 58:10Hannah Berner?

  And all, and then George Clooney.

• 58:13Paige DeSorbo?

  George Clooney has a show.

• 58:14Hannah Berner?

  He's on, babe, you are so.

• 58:15Paige DeSorbo?

  When? This summer?

• 58:16Hannah Berner?

  It's been.

• 58:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Eh, hold on.

• 58:19Hannah Berner?

  It's called, I forget.

• 58:21Paige DeSorbo?

  George Clooney is currently in New York right now.

• 58:23Hannah Berner?

  Doing Broadway.

• 58:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Doing a stint on Broadway.

• 58:25Hannah Berner?

  Yes.

• 58:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, who's at the Lake Cuomo house?

• 58:29Hannah Berner?

  So it's interesting how these A-listers like have all the money in the world. They've done all the biggest things and they're like, you know what I want to do? Like torture myself doing Broadway, but it's such a beautiful art, I guess.

• 58:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, here's the thing too.

• 58:42Hannah Berner?

  They want it you got?

• 58:45Paige DeSorbo?

  There was no TikTok. There was no nothing. It was theater camps. If you wanted to be an actress, it was like you have to go to this camp as a child in the summer.

• 58:52Hannah Berner?

  So they all probably have theater training is what you're saying.

• 58:55Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. So like that is, I feel like how you broke into entertainment. Think about how many people they were probably friends with that they like came up and now they're like, oh, let's like all be in it. Where we have kids like posting on YouTube and then rising to fame. So there's no like.

• 59:10Hannah Berner?

  But like after watching Oh, Mary, I was like, do we need to write a play? Like I, I.

• 59:18Hannah Berner?

  Paige is like, I haven't slept in thirty two years. I'm tired, grandpa.

• 59:24Paige DeSorbo?

  We're not writing a play. Okay?

• 59:27Hannah Berner?

  Wait, you was Rocky though?

• 59:30Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I know. Do you know how not only is that like? Physical energy, it's mentally, you have to memorize everything. You have to memorize the dance numbers.

• 59:42Hannah Berner?

  So good at memorization.

• 59:43Paige DeSorbo?

  I am really good at memorization. I will say that. But then you have to physically go out there and do it? No. No.

• 59:51Hannah Berner?

  Were you ever diagnosed with dyslexia?

• 59:53Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 59:55Hannah Berner?

  I just wanted to know.

• 59:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Did they say something recent?

• 59:58Hannah Berner?

  No.

• 1:00:01Paige DeSorbo?

  No, he didn't mean something, but I'm too old now.

• 1:00:04Hannah Berner?

  Too late.

• 1:00:05Paige DeSorbo?

  I can't do any of the testing. They're like, you don't have to take an exam.

• 1:00:11Paige DeSorbo?

  It'll figure itself out. That's been my response to everything.

• 1:00:14Hannah Berner?

  The Kings get worked out over time.

• 1:00:16Paige DeSorbo?

  It'll figure itself out.

• 1:00:17Hannah Berner?

  Um, last weekend, Dez had shows in Stanford, Connecticut.

• 1:00:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:23Hannah Berner?

  And as a, not a joke, but like, I was like, oh, wouldn't it be fun if like I went with you and I like opened for you? But I was like joking.

• 1:00:31Paige DeSorbo?

  I love.

• 1:00:33Paige DeSorbo?

  You're always letting the gigglers in. I'm like, okay, so last time we're dating, I'm my husband.

• 1:00:41Paige DeSorbo?

  This is how we went about it.

• 1:00:43Hannah Berner?

  He on burner phone does this whole thing. He's like, we have, I have a surprise guest coming to my Connecticut show. Like, I don't want to say who it is, but it's a big surprise. And we get off and I go, who are you talking about? He goes, you. Oh, I just said that. Like, I didn't say it's gonna happen. He's like, oh, you don't have to. But like, I kind of hinted at it.

• 1:01:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:02Hannah Berner?

  And the next thing you know, we're driving an hour and a half to Stanford, Connecticut. And, but it was fun because I got to like, kind of surprise the gigglers and go on stage.

• 1:01:10Paige DeSorbo?

  What were the vibes at Connecticut was giving? Like, will I move there and like have a family?

• 1:01:15Hannah Berner?

  Greenwich is fancy. Like, we had to go through Greenwich. It's its own world. It has a lot of greenery. Chris is from Connecticut. Do you want to speak to it, Chris?

• 1:01:23Speaker 08

  I think Paige ends up in Greenwich.

• 1:01:24Paige DeSorbo?

  In Connecticut?

• 1:01:25Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 1:01:26Hannah Berner?

  In Greenwich specifically?

• 1:01:27Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 1:01:27Paige DeSorbo?

  How far is it from the city?

• 1:01:29Speaker 08

  Uh, like, probably under an hour to get to Greenwich.

• 1:01:32Hannah Berner?

  Your kids are gonna be such little douches.

• 1:01:37Hannah Berner?

  Such dicks. Not you, Chris.

• 1:01:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Really, I do wonder, like, if we both like have boys, like, I feel like how many times in my head, like, when they're teenagers, I'll just be like, you're the worst.

• 1:01:51Hannah Berner?

  Because then they will be boys.

• 1:01:53Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:54Hannah Berner?

  I hate to say, boys will be boys.

• 1:01:55Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I can't give birth to a boy.

• 1:01:58Hannah Berner?

  You're literally like adding to the world ending.

• 1:02:02Paige DeSorbo?

  I hate to say it, but like, I feel like I keep being like, oh, my God, I can't give birth to a boy. Like, I'm gonna be such a boy mom. I feel like I'm almost gonna be like too girly to be a girly mom because I'm like, no, that's mine. Actually, you can't have that.

• 1:02:13Hannah Berner?

  Well, Angel, our psychic said there is a boy waiting to come. So I think it's fully gonna be a boy.

• 1:02:18Paige DeSorbo?

  I think I love a boy first.

• 1:02:19Hannah Berner?

  I think it's gonna be a boy. Last thing, I don't know if I've ever started this at the very end, but. Have you considered like raising your kids in the city?

• 1:02:27Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:28Hannah Berner?

  Cause I could see that for you if you're not like freaked out. It has incredible schools. The kids grow up around like more diversity and like more just culture, which is like shapes who you are for a long time.

• 1:02:38Paige DeSorbo?

  They're gonna go to the ballet.

• 1:02:40Hannah Berner?

  They could go to a play.

• 1:02:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I want them, I want them to be in a music theater camp just to see if they like it. And I want my daughter to walk out and be like, this shit is lame. And I'm like, that's my girl. Get in the car.

• 1:02:50Hannah Berner?

  I was hanging out with a mom in Connecticut this weekend and she has kids who were like sixteen and twelve. And she literally looks at them and she's like, if you guys are gay, like I actually want you to be like, it would be six. And the, the boys are like, we're not gay. And she's like, but if you are, I would love you still. Are you sure you're not? She's like poking bother. She's like, are you sure you're not gay?

• 1:03:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Me to literally every ex-boyfriend. I'm like, I'd love you more everywhere, please come out.

• 1:03:16Hannah Berner?

  Do you think he's hot? It was, it's just so crazy the, the different generations. I forgot what I was gonna say.

• 1:03:20Paige DeSorbo?

  That's okay.

• 1:03:21Hannah Berner?

  And I think that's how we know.

• 1:03:23Paige DeSorbo?

  And let's have a wrap it up.

• 1:03:24Hannah Berner?

  That's how we know we're done.

• 1:03:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Daphne is officially out, launched. Thank you so much for ordering. I'm like, and if we do, and if we do run out of certain things, I just want to say this. If we do run out of certain things, um, we'll be restocking like later in the summer. I have one dress that like, we're definitely putting out this summer because I need it to be out. So if you didn't, weren't able to purchase anything, don't worry, we're gonna.

• 1:03:49Paige DeSorbo?

  But also it could have not been sold out. But I don't know. Now I'm like, oh.

• 1:03:56Paige DeSorbo?

  But anyway, thank you guys.

• 1:03:57Hannah Berner?

  Love you guys. Bye.

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