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• 1:30Speaker 04

  Sup, Giggler? Jerry, fix the Wi-Fi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed.

• 1:40Speaker 04

  I mean, the day just got away from me.

• 1:43Hannah Berner?

  Welcome to the Giggler Villa. I got a text and it's from Paige Sorbo.

• 1:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Isn't this just so crazy? Coming to you live from Fiji.

• 1:53Hannah Berner?

  Live from...

• 1:55Paige DeSorbo?

  The middle of nowhere.

• 1:56Hannah Berner?

  16 hours ahead.

• 1:58Paige DeSorbo?

  A time traveler. Yeah, right now it is, okay, we're recording the pod and right now it is Tuesday, June 17th at 12:35.

• 2:08Hannah Berner?

  I love how we tried to set it up and she was like, "I'm not doing the math. Tell me what time you're free and text me." But I Googled it because I don't know where Fiji is and I'm trying to learn and grow. You're in the middle of the ocean.

• 2:24Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm, I'm pretty close to New Zealand and like, I'm basically in Australia.

• 2:29Hannah Berner?

  Were you tempted to be like, do I just go to Australia now?

• 2:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, there was like, okay.

• 2:35Hannah Berner?

  See some ruse?

• 2:37Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm also like, like by myself. Like I didn't like travel with anyone. Like obviously like production is here, but like I'm kind of like by myself. So like then one day I like got up and I like, I walked to like the coffee shop and I like got a coffee and I was like, what am I going to do with myself today? And I literally just sat on the beach like by myself. And I was like, you know what? I needed this. Like I truly needed this.

• 3:05Hannah Berner?

  Did you solve anything? You figure anything out on that beach?

• 3:09Paige DeSorbo?

  I didn't solve anything, but um, no, I did have a moment where I was like, oh my God, if something like happened, I'm, I live here now. Like this is where I live.

• 3:21Hannah Berner?

  I'm surprised Kim Desorbo let you go 16 hours to Fiji without her.

• 3:25Paige DeSorbo?

  I know. Like I was thinking like, okay, when COVID happened, like people were traveling. People were like doing different stuff. And I had this panic where I was like, oh my God, imagine if like another COVID broke out and like I was just here.

• 3:40Hannah Berner?

  Ladies and gentlemen, that is what anxiety looks like in real time. That's called catastrophizing and I learned that from my therapist a couple of years ago.

• 3:48Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm like, what if I die in Fiji?

• 3:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, there is so much lore.

• 3:55Hannah Berner?

  There's so much we have to go over.

• 3:57Paige DeSorbo?

  And every single thing I've seen online, I'm like, oh my God.

• 4:02Hannah Berner?

  For people who don't know, she's in Fiji, Fiji, doing Love Island.

• 4:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 4:08Hannah Berner?

  And you hosted.

• 4:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Just so many different things our giggly squad coded. I hosted a, one of their challenges on one of the episodes. So let me just start from the very beginning.

• 4:20Hannah Berner?

  She was born in Albany, New York.

• 4:24Paige DeSorbo?

  I got introduced to Love Island, UK. No, let me just start from the beginning. Okay. So I get a call probably like a month ago. Um, hey Paige, we'd love for you to come out to Fiji. They could have been like, you're literally. Gonna like wipe Ariana's ass. And I'd be like, cool, I'll be there. Can't wait. What's my call time? So they're like, we don't really know what you're gonna be doing yet, but here are roughly the dates that we would fly you out. And so I'm like, great, I'll start looking for outfits. So all month, I'm like, is this Love Island? Is that Love Island? Does this scream Love Island? I have so many people around me that are like, I've never seen Love Island,

• 5:06Paige DeSorbo?

  but from just hearing you call things Love Island or not Love Island, I feel like I know the vibe.

• 5:12Hannah Berner?

  That's like me when I was like, I need to be Olivia Rodrigo. This is not the vibe.

• 5:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes.

• 5:17Hannah Berner?

  I do think though, you love Love Island so much, I think you overthought it.

• 5:22Paige DeSorbo?

  I was overthinking it. So then I do a fitting and I'm like, I hate everything. I'm like, no. And I'm leaving in like a couple of days. Okay. I'm like, I need so many more options. I'm ordering everything. I'm deconstructing dresses. I'm like, let's just alter it to like-

• 5:36Hannah Berner?

  You learn to sew.

• 5:39Paige DeSorbo?

  Literally, it's-

• 5:40Hannah Berner?

  Never got a text. No, didn't ask for my help once. Not even a, hey, what would you, nope. Hey, do you want to help me? Nope.

• 5:47Paige DeSorbo?

  That actually is interesting. Whenever I'm having a fashion problem, you're not even in my top seven.

• 5:51Hannah Berner?

  No, like it didn't even trickle down to me. I didn't even overhear it was going on. I'll just be like, how's it going? And you'll be like, uh, impossible.

• 6:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, you didn't even get like the whiff of it through like a group chat.

• 6:04Hannah Berner?

  You knew I would have blown up your phone because I would have felt so important that you asked me.

• 6:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, and it was like, I didn't need you also sending me dresses. Like, I don't have time to look at like what your interpretation of me on Love Island is.

• 6:18Hannah Berner?

  You don't need your brand of my Love Island.

• 6:22Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't have the man hour to sit and play with you. The adults are trying to do something.

• 6:28Hannah Berner?

  You don't ask to go through your cat videos and your inspirational quotes and your Love Island outfits? Absolutely not. Check please.

• 6:36Paige DeSorbo?

  So like, okay.

• 6:38Hannah Berner?

  So you don't have an outfit?

• 6:40Paige DeSorbo?

  So I don't have an outfit. This is like five days before. Then, literally the day before I'm leaving for Love Island, I literally have a tailor at my apartment like finishing something for me. I end up, I end up going to bed that night with four dresses. I'm like, I have four perfect Love Island dresses. Okay?

• 7:02Hannah Berner?

  How many do you need?

• 7:03Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm one.

• 7:07Paige DeSorbo?

  No, no, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. They told me I needed, they didn't tell me exactly how many I needed, but I definitely needed two.

• 7:17Hannah Berner?

  Got it.

• 7:18Paige DeSorbo?

  And so I was like, oh, okay, I'm going to, I'm gonna bring extra two, cuz like, production, anything could happen, you don't know.

• 7:24Hannah Berner?

  I'm so stressed right now, like, this is my nightmare.

• 7:26Paige DeSorbo?

  And so I'm like, okay, I'm gonna check a bag, but I'm gonna put my dresses in my carry-on, like, God forbid, I'm trying to like, figure out all, minimize any possible problem that could come, that could arise.

• 7:37Hannah Berner?

  Hot take, I hate a packing video, continue. Stress me out, continue.

• 7:42Paige DeSorbo?

  So I go to bed that night, I wake up the next morning, I'm doing like, final touches, packing my bag, getting ready to leave, I get a call, "Hey, they've added something on." Now, mind you, it's Wednesday, okay, it's Wednesday, New York City time, I'm leaving for JFK, my flight's at like, 6 o'clock to LA. It's like, 12 o'clock in New York right now, I'm like, literally about to get into the car to go to the airport in like, an hour. I get a call and they're like, "Do you, they're adding something on for you to host?" Like, I don't know exactly, again, we don't know exactly what's gonna happen. Once you get to Fiji, like, production will be in touch, we'll figure everything out, don't worry.

• 8:26Hannah Berner?

  It sounds like you're getting kidnapped, kidnapped, by the way.

• 8:29Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm like, I have enough dresses, I don't care about anything, like, I've done my part.

• 8:34Hannah Berner?

  Yes.

• 8:35Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm good, like, don't worry about it.

• 8:36Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 8:36Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm over-prepared. And they go, um, "Do you by any chance have an outfit that would be lumberjack-themed?" And I'm like, lumberjack-themed?

• 8:49Hannah Berner?

  That's when you should've fucking texted me.

• 8:53Paige DeSorbo?

  It's literally, I'm about to leave for the airport. I'm like, uh, I, I don't have any, like, I'm freaking out, I'm like, no, I don't know. Now, again, it's Wednesday, I'm leaving, I will be landing in Fiji Friday, okay?

• 9:06Hannah Berner?

  Can you Amazon to Fiji?

• 9:08Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't know. I'm supposed, I'm supposed to film this lumberjack-themed thing, then, like, the following day.

• 9:17Hannah Berner?

  Yep. You're breaking out into hives telling this story, by the way.

• 9:23Paige DeSorbo?

  So I, I'm like, eureka. I'm like, wait a minute. I have an outfit that's dark green and suede. Like, that is the best I can do for lumberjack theme. And I tell, first I tell them, I'm like, I don't have an outfit. Like, what, what are we gonna do if I don't have an outfit? And they're like, don't worry, like, we'll get something. And that's like,

• 9:40Hannah Berner?

  No.

• 9:41Paige DeSorbo?

  I, I'll cry.

• 9:42Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 9:42Paige DeSorbo?

  I can't leave that up to chance. I'm gonna be on Love Island. You want my first outfit walking out? I'm just leaving it up to, like, maybe we'll find something?

• 9:50Hannah Berner?

  You'd rather not film?

• 9:52Paige DeSorbo?

  I, I would have rather not gone.

• 9:54Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 9:54Paige DeSorbo?

  So I take a picture in the suede, I send a picture. They're like, oh my God, we love it. It's perfect. It's like, it doesn't look anything like the Islanders, but yet it gives the theme. Like, please pack that. I'm like, amazing.

• 10:07Paige DeSorbo?

  I pack my cutie little outfit. I'm like, don't, I'm like, whatever. I have like all my other outfits.

• 10:11Hannah Berner?

  You're like, the universe tried to bring adversity to my table, and I said, fuck you adversity.

• 10:17Paige DeSorbo?

  And yet I persevere. I'm like, nothing but spilt milk. We're not crying about it. No big deal. I get on the flight to LA. I land in LA.

• 10:27Hannah Berner?

  See, that's crazy to me already, the fact you have to land in LA. How many landing did you do?

• 10:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Only two. I left in New York at like 6:00 PM. I land in LA. It's like 9, but it's really like midnight hour time. I am in LAX, first of all. I flew American, which I never fly American. Not a single person helped me get to the next terminal. Like, I didn't know where the Fiji, like, takeoff things were.

• 10:56Hannah Berner?

  People out on the pod today.

• 10:57Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I'm liter-, I literally asked about seven people that worked for American, and they all gave me different answers. And I actually, at one point, started laughing. And I go, okay, I'm gonna cry in four minutes.

• 11:11Hannah Berner?

  Wait, why is the airport, like, so easy to cry in?

• 11:15Paige DeSorbo?

  No, it's so easy to cry.

• 11:17Hannah Berner?

  We're out of pepperoni pizza, and I go, wah!

• 11:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, something they don't talk about is like, you never see someone that works for the airline that isn't like busy getting some people on the plane that are like at the gates. Like, there's no, just like, layman. It's like, if you have questions, you can ask me. So I'm like trying to go in and out of like the, like, lounges and like ask people. Finally, this like older gentleman helped me. But anyway, so I get on my flight to Fiji. My 10 hour flight, I literally pop Xanax, fall asleep, beautiful. I wake up, I wake up there, I get to my hotel, all is well, amazing, they're like, okay, settle in. And then they're like, okay, so you're filming the like Gottwood challenge tomorrow, you have your outfit, like it's lumberjack theme.

• 12:05Paige DeSorbo?

  We'll pick you up at this time, awesome. I go to the set, I'm in hair and makeup. I'm like, wow, it's a scorcher out there. It's a real scorcher. And I'm like, but when I have a job, I feel like an athlete, like I'm like, okay, but like, we're doing the job, like,

• 12:23Hannah Berner?

  Yes.

• 12:24Paige DeSorbo?

  We're here.

• 12:26Hannah Berner?

  You will wear any heels, anything you need, if it's professional to get the job done.

• 12:31Paige DeSorbo?

  If you have booked me for a job, know that I'm arriving on time. So I go up, they're like walking me through the set and they're like, and this is what you'll do. And then the islanders and all of this and blah, blah, blah. And so I'm not nervous, like panic attack nervous, but obviously like I'm about to host Love Island. Like I'm, I'm a little nervous, but I'm excited.

• 12:53Hannah Berner?

  Also, can I preface it by saying like, you love Love Island, we watched Love Island, like this, you manifested, can we give some respect where respect is due? You manifested this, like you're literally watching it on TV one second, the next day you're in Fiji, about to look all the couples in the eye.

• 13:12Paige DeSorbo?

  It was a dream come true, a dream come true.

• 13:13Hannah Berner?

  So like, how are you handling that emotionally?

• 13:17Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm not, I'm.

• 13:18Hannah Berner?

  Do you process anything?

• 13:20Paige DeSorbo?

  No. So I pop a beta blocker in the morning, cause just.

• 13:36Hannah Berner?

  I took a beta blocker today, by the way.

• 13:38Paige DeSorbo?

  You did, good. So I pop like a normal one beta blocker, 10 milligram, nothing fricking crazy. I'm done with, I'm done with hair and makeup. And I go, I go to someone and I'm like, oh, do you know what the other thing is that I have to film this week? And they're like, no, this is it. And I look at them and I go. No, no. This isn't the outfit. I go, this isn't the outfit that I picked for like what I'm doing in the house. And they're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, this is what you're doing in the house. Like it's you're hosting the thing. And I'm like, so I'm like, oh, okay. But in my head, I'm fucking spiraling. Cause I'm like, this isn't the outfit that I wanted to be on Love Island on.

• 14:22Paige DeSorbo?

  And in my head, I'm like, I've already worn this before. I'm going to get fucking torn apart online. They're going to say, Lizzie McGuire, you're a fucking outfit repeater. Which they did. Literally were all over my Instagram being like, I think she wore that before. And now all of a sudden, no one's sustainable.

• 14:38Hannah Berner?

  Whatever happened to sustainable fashion?

• 14:40Paige DeSorbo?

  I re-wear one outfit and I'm immediately about to get stoned. Mind you, it was an expensive fucking outfit. Like I should, anyway, so I'm up there spiraling.

• 14:53Hannah Berner?

  A lot of fabric, a lot of fabric.

• 14:56Paige DeSorbo?

  So I'm up there spiraling and I'm like, oh my God, this is the outfit. Like, okay. I thought it was lumberjack slash Love Island. I was like, how good, how, how much better could I get?

• 15:04Hannah Berner?

  Yes.

• 15:05Paige DeSorbo?

  So now look, like, obviously I've filmed, we've filmed things before. We filmed reality TV. We know how productions work. We know how like set works, whatever. As someone that's like watching it on TV, everything is so much faster. Obviously, when you're watching it on TV, like even filming a commercial, you're like, how do they film movies? Because this has taken years off my life.

• 15:29Hannah Berner?

  It could take six hours to do 30 seconds.

• 15:32Paige DeSorbo?

  It's insane. So it's a long filming day and we started pretty early. And so, and, and mind you, I have just landed. Like I, I'm not even, I'm like, not even a full 24 hours that like I'm there. So like, in no situation am I like acclimated, but I'm fine. Like, I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to like be a diva. Like I'm doing the job.

• 15:55Hannah Berner?

  You weren't like, hey, can I get seven hours of sleep right now?

• 15:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. So I'm like, I'm there, I'm doing it. I go out, I do my entrance. I'm like, oh, I'm not nervous at all. Like, thank fucking God. I'm like born for this. I'm cool. I'm good. Like, don't need a beta blocker. Cause I was like, should I take two beta blockers? And then I was like, no, there's going to be a lot of sun. Like, I don't want it to like be too much. I'm just going to take one. After I do my entrance, I'm like, I'm not nervous at all. I can host. This is so easy. The sun starts beating down on me, pretty aggressively, and I'd say we're about, oh, I don't know, maybe like two hours into filming and I'm like-

• 16:32Hannah Berner?

  And you're just standing out there.

• 16:34Paige DeSorbo?

  And I'm standing, and I'm standing there and I'm in a full suede skirt. Now, mind you, obviously, we're taking breaks. We're taking water breaks. They're coming over to me with like an umbrella. They're shielding me from the sun. They're having like ice packs, all of this stuff. And I'm, I'm so, I have a high pain tolerance. I will also say that. So like if I'm uncomfortable, I'm really waiting until the very last second to tell you because I don't want to be a problem. I don't want to be bothersome.

• 17:02Hannah Berner?

  Also, let me just say you weren't just wearing a suede skirt. You were wearing a suede turtleneck skirt.

• 17:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Turtleneck, which had a microphone pack in the back of my neck. Okay? I also had the most insane hair exten- I was wearing a hat.

• 17:16Hannah Berner?

  The hair extensions are so heavy on your head. It's basically like you're wearing a helmet.

• 17:22Paige DeSorbo?

  So I'm, I'm about an hour and a half, two hours into filming and I'm like, you know what, guys? Real quick, um, feeling a bit, feeling a bit queasy. Let me take a minute to myself. I throw up. Everyone's like, oh my god.

• 17:38Hannah Berner?

  Wait, where did you throw up? In the bathroom?

• 17:40Paige DeSorbo?

  I went, no, I, yeah, I went into like the bathroom.

• 17:42Hannah Berner?

  Okay, I thought you were like, excuse me one second.

• 17:48Paige DeSorbo?

  And that's showbiz, baby. No, like we take like a proper break and I'm like, guys, I'm just like feeling like not, not myself. Whatever. They're like, are you okay? And I'm like, yeah, like totally put me back in, coach. Like, I can do this. I just had to get that out of my system. It's something I do.

• 18:03Hannah Berner?

  A little bug. It was from the biscotti.

• 18:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Nothing to be alarmed. Like, I'm good. So at this point, I had gotten through, how many people had to go? Eight people had to go.

• 18:13Hannah Berner?

  Out of?

• 18:14Paige DeSorbo?

  Out of, no, eight people had to go total.

• 18:17Hannah Berner?

  Okay.

• 18:17Paige DeSorbo?

  When I threw up, I ha- I was halfway there. I had gotten done, I had finished four people and I'm like, I can do the next half. This is fine. I, this is all it was. I just had to throw up. Like, I'm good. I get back out there. I get through two more people and I'm swaying a little bit, you know? I'm like, I'm like, you know? I'm not feeling totally normal, but again, I'm not stopping the show that so graciously has asked me to come on.

• 18:45Hannah Berner?

  You start looking around to be like, looking at people to see if you're okay. Like, is anyone else?

• 18:51Paige DeSorbo?

  I start looking at the medic. I'm like, why don't you make eye contact with me and you tell me if I'm okay and if that's normal, um, what I'm doing. And so then finally, I have like a, I have like an ear piecing, so someone can hear me talking and I, and I literally just go, I'm gonna need another minute. And I go into the cabin in, in which they're like, there literally is the whole game. I literally sit down, pass out. And, and they're like, okay, we're gonna take your blood pressure, we're gonna like, we're gonna stop for a minute. They bring me back into the room and I'm like, guys, I'm so sorry, but like, I just don't think I can finish it.

• 19:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, we had two people left and I was, I felt, it took everything in me to also say that, cause again, I'm like by myself, so I have to like advocate for myself.

• 19:43Hannah Berner?

  Well, you're like, I don't wanna, just how we were in Atlantic City and you're like, I'm not dying in Atlantic City tonight, you didn't want to croak in Fiji during, wearing that outfit.

• 19:53Paige DeSorbo?

  No, so in my head, I'm like, not only am I not in the goddamn outfit that I fucking picked out. You think I'm gonna go to a hospital in Fiji, have something happen to me and this is my final outfit? Like, no, you got me fucked up. So I politely said, like, I think that, like, I, I'm sorry, but like, I don't think I can keep going and if I do, like, I really will, like, pass out.

• 20:22Hannah Berner?

  Were you like, can you guys use AI? Like, you have enough footage?

• 20:26Paige DeSorbo?

  I was like, can you fix it in post? They were like, oh my God, don't worry about it. Like, you're so fine, like, don't worry, we'll figure it out. And then like they, I couldn't wait to see how they edited it, cause I was like, I've watched this before, like, they, don't show every single person go, like, they're gonna make it look like I literally was there. And the narrator is like, Paige had to step away for a minute. And I'm like, oh my freaking God, guys.

• 20:49Hannah Berner?

  Cause it's reality TV.

• 20:52Hannah Berner?

  Paige texted me because I was just, I didn't know what time it was and she just goes, "Hey, I fainted and threw up and had to stop during the hosting gig." So I'm freaking out, just like, "Are you okay?"

• 21:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 21:04Hannah Berner?

  Then I start thinking like, "Is this part of the show?" Like, are they gonna be like, Paige just passed out?

• 21:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, like, are they gonna say it?

• 21:11Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 21:12Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, my god. No, I knew they weren't gonna say it.

• 21:15Hannah Berner?

  Someone's giving you the Heimlich.

• 21:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Here's the thing, Hannah, I do want to say, one of my biggest takeaways, oh, is it so much better to be on the other side of reality TV?

• 21:24Hannah Berner?

  Well, we're still in that mindset of like, "Oh, this is your drama, lean into it."

• 21:29Paige DeSorbo?

  I was so excited to like, be the host of something and not be like, on it.

• 21:34Hannah Berner?

  The victim.

• 21:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I just felt so much like, pressure taken off, kind of. But here's the craziest part of this whole story. So finally, like, at the very end, when I'm like, "Guys, I actually don't know if I can keep going." Like, I feel like, I'm so dizzy, like, it's just way too much sun, literally way too quick. Like, I literally just got off the plane like, a couple hours, like, seven hours ago. And I'm walking out of the bathroom, like, I'm about to take my outfit off and I get a text from my mom, "Are you okay?" Now, mind you, it's 1:30 in the morning in New York. It's like, 4:30 in Fiji.

• 22:15Hannah Berner?

  She's a Sicilian witch, a literal Sicilian witch.

• 22:19Paige DeSorbo?

  I go, "Wait, what?" She goes, "I just got, I was just awoken by something, and I felt that I needed to text you and see if you were okay. Is everything okay?" And I go, "Well, I literally just..." I go, "Funny you bring that up."

• 22:33Hannah Berner?

  And you go...

• 22:33Paige DeSorbo?

  "It's funny I had you."

• 22:34Hannah Berner?

  "Yeah, everything's okay, but can I talk to you for a second?"

• 22:39Paige DeSorbo?

  I go, "The most upsetting thing, Mom, is that my gold dress actually isn't going to be worn." Okay?

• 22:46Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, Kim, this is what's on the docket tonight, first of all. Fuck American Airlines, second of all.

• 22:53Paige DeSorbo?

  If you want to start your day off now, at 1:30, I've got a plethora of things.

• 22:59Hannah Berner?

  Oh, my god, you ever talk to your mom late at night and you're like, "I don't want to get her worked up." I'm like, "I'll talk to you in the morning." Go to sleep, Mom. I'm not gonna ruin your fucking day. You had a good day. Go to sleep. I'll ruin your day tomorrow. With whatever I'm dealing with.

• 23:12Paige DeSorbo?

  No. Oh my god. No, sometimes when me and my mom get on the phone, I literally feel like we're like hiding from like the rest of our family because she'll always be like, oh my god, let me tell you this quick before anyone comes home. I'm like, who's coming? Like, the police? You keep going to different rooms. You know, like, we're always like secretly telling each other.

• 23:31Hannah Berner?

  Be like, Mom, you're in your own house.

• 23:35Hannah Berner?

  You're not in Nam.

• 23:37Paige DeSorbo?

  But anyway, so I'm literally staring at four gorgeous dresses. I, I actually don't know if I can say this, but I am gonna be on the After Sun Show, which, um, I'm filming on Friday.

• 23:47Hannah Berner?

  I love Maura Higgins.

• 23:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Maura's not hosting it because she's at Traders, so it's Sophie Monk from Australia. So I will get to wear one of the dresses there, but I think I'm just gonna make a TikTok of the dresses I actually picked out cuz, cuz then after, they were just like, okay, yeah, we'll see you next Friday for like After Sun. And I was like, oh, but I have other dresses to come in the house.

• 24:12Hannah Berner?

  It is kind of crazy that now you're like, I think you, well, okay, I have a couple of thoughts.

• 24:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 24:20Hannah Berner?

  If you love these dresses so much, do you save it for another event? So they have their own moment?

• 24:24Paige DeSorbo?

  They're just so Love Island.

• 24:26Hannah Berner?

  They're just for Love Island. Okay, got it.

• 24:28Paige DeSorbo?

  They're just for Love Island. Like, they're, they're for Love Island.

• 24:31Hannah Berner?

  Cuz you're about to go to Italy for three weeks.

• 24:34Paige DeSorbo?

  They're not a town. No.

• 24:35Hannah Berner?

  They're not Capri. No.

• 24:37Paige DeSorbo?

  They're not Capri.

• 24:38Hannah Berner?

  You should do it in the hotel room.

• 24:40Paige DeSorbo?

  I am. I'm just gonna do it for the gigglers cuz I want them to see it. Also, like, it was literally paining me to even see anyone's comments being like, that's what you picked for Love Island? I'm like, actually, I had so many good things picked for Love Island. But also, I thought that I got home, I get home Saturday night from Fiji, and then I leave for Italy on Sunday. I thought I left for Italy on Monday. I have not packed. I haven't even really looked at my outfits because everything for Italy, everything for Italy, I just stopped once I got the Love Island call. I was like, well, I can't worry about Italy. Like, I I was like, Love Island is calling, so. We'll just see.

• 25:22Hannah Berner?

  The Columbia Amaze Puff Jacket is so iconic because I feel so encapsulated and warm, but it's so light.

• 25:29Paige DeSorbo?

  Great use of encapsulated. I went whimsical. My jacket is the Tea Light Pearl Shine, and it really does give tea light pearl shine.

• 25:38Hannah Berner?

  It gives it.

• 25:39Paige DeSorbo?

  It's honey.

• 25:40Hannah Berner?

  Honey. And mine's black.

• 25:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Because sometimes in the winter, you just see all the same colors. And I'm like, okay, but let me throw like a galosh on with my puffer coat and let me have it be fun colors.

• 25:53Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, because you like a coat to be part of the outfit, not ruining the outfit. But also, I hate when you put on coats and then you're like stiff. You guys, I literally could swim in this.

• 26:03Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, it feels like it's light, but it's also extremely warm.

• 26:07Hannah Berner?

  It's not overpriced.

• 26:09Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 26:09Hannah Berner?

  And we love giving the gigglers a good deal. And it has space for layering. Like, you don't feel like it's tight, so I can layer a lot.

• 26:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Very important, because there's nothing worse than like layering and you're stiff, and then you're sweating, and it's like a cold sweat, and it's like, no.

• 26:22Hannah Berner?

  No.

• 26:23Paige DeSorbo?

  And I love that it has these things for your hands, because I really use them with my thumbs. I love when jackets have this.

• 26:30Hannah Berner?

  So cute. And they have all different length options for what you prefer, depending on how long your torso is. Visit Columbia.com to get your hands on an Amaze Puff Jacket.

• 26:41Paige DeSorbo?

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• 29:47Hannah Berner?

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• 29:51Paige DeSorbo?

  But another thing that I've noticed whilst being here, it's kind of nice to have a little bit of a vacation before I go on my family vacation.

• 29:59Hannah Berner?

  True.

• 30:00Paige DeSorbo?

  You know.

• 30:02Hannah Berner?

  You need a pre-vacation for your vacation. It's hard to just go right into it, but yeah, full family vacation, that's a reality show.

• 30:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Because it's not like I get to sleep in on a family vacation because my dad will literally have my head.

• 30:14Hannah Berner?

  That's illegal though. Gary needs to calm down. Gary.

• 30:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, so like I have to be up at a cer- like and he wants to do all the things and like do like to all do all the yapping and all that. So I have to be more alert on my family vacation. Like right now, I'm kind of like.

• 30:29Hannah Berner?

  You could do nothing.

• 30:30Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm doing nothing.

• 30:32Hannah Berner?

  The best is when you're in a beautiful place. Like when I was on tour, I finally got to Miami. And Dez was like, are you at the pool? Are you like walking around? And I'm like, I haven't left my hotel room once. Because I finally have a second and I know I'm in beautiful Miami, but I'm so fucking tired.

• 30:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Forty-eight hours where I only talked to any, the only person I had talked to worked here. Like I hadn't seen anyone.

• 30:57Hannah Berner?

  Sometimes the first time I speak is when I get on stage that night. I'm like, does this thing work?

• 31:03Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm like doing the same thing every single day, but I don't really have anyone to talk to because I'm so ahead.

• 31:09Hannah Berner?

  And you're like on a show, but you're not.

• 31:12Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, and I couldn't tell anyone I was here, obviously.

• 31:15Hannah Berner?

  Oh yeah, that was, that's crazy. We hate secrets. We're so bad at secrets.

• 31:19Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I wanted to tell the gigglers so frickin' bad.

• 31:21Hannah Berner?

  I also got really confused about the time because I knew you'd filmed it and then I was like, when is it gonna drop? And I like really confused myself and I kept.

• 31:29Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, my mom said the same thing. She was like, well, we'll see this next year because she's so used to like Summer House. I'm like, Mom, it comes out in two days. Because I'm like, everyone's gonna say my outfit sucked and then I re-wore it. And she's like, Paige, you have a whole year. Don't worry about it. I was like, it comes out in two days.

• 31:46Hannah Berner?

  It's actually better because if it was that, you'd be worrying about it for two years. Um, is there anything? Different about physically being there than what you thought it would be.

• 31:57Paige DeSorbo?

  At Love Island. Well, they let me go through the whole house because I was like, they were like, well, like, do you watch the show? Like, and I was like, guys, I'm like OG. I've watched all of Australia. I've watched all of UK. Like, I, like, I know them all. And so they were like, oh, okay. So you like appreciate this. Go, being able to walk through where they get ready. I was like, all the girls are also so cute. Like, this was another moment where I felt, not like I'm saying like, oh, my God, I felt so old because they were in their twenties. It wasn't that kind of feeling. It felt more like,

• 32:37Paige DeSorbo?

  I felt like, oh, I'm like a woman, you know, like, I'm like a real.

• 32:47Paige DeSorbo?

  Because I'm like, in the event of an emergency, here comes my anxiety again. I'm more of an adult than these kids. Like, they would look to me and be like, what do we do?

• 32:57Hannah Berner?

  You are technically adults, which is crazy.

• 33:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, like I was looking at the guys and I was just like, oh, my God.

• 33:05Hannah Berner?

  Babies.

• 33:05Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't even think any of you are hot because you're children.

• 33:08Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 33:09Paige DeSorbo?

  And like, this is just like so funny.

• 33:11Hannah Berner?

  I was searching for a doctor and I wanted to find a really good doctor. And you know, like you look at where they went to school. And I saw this woman and it said she graduated in 2013, which is when I graduate, 2014, which is when I graduated. And I was like, okay, you just graduated. You're not going to be my doctor. And I'm like, oh, wait, she's been a doctor for over a decade.

• 33:38Paige DeSorbo?

  You're like, wait.

• 33:39Hannah Berner?

  I'm not going to be a doctor that graduated at the same time as me yesterday.

• 33:43Paige DeSorbo?

  No, that's happened to me too, where I've like, someone's like, applied for something and I'm like, do we really think, like, she can do it or he can do it? And then I'm like, wait a minute, I'm the same age and I can do my job. Like, obviously they can do that. But like, see, there's something about seeing it where you're like, uh, no.

• 34:01Hannah Berner?

  Also, like, when I have to put my birthday in now, like, I be scrolling. Like, you know, I'm like, Okay.

• 34:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 34:08Hannah Berner?

  Oh, we're in the nineties.

• 34:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, our third scroll seems aggressive.

• 34:12Hannah Berner?

  You guys added a decade here. No one's born in the 2020s. That's crazy.

• 34:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Which actually brings me to another point. I kept getting TikToks of, did you see that Vogue is doing like a summer camp?

• 34:26Hannah Berner?

  Yes, everyone kept talking about the summer interns at Vogue, but then I couldn't find the original video.

• 34:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, because I don't, I don't know if I've seen the original video, but I've seen like so many of them. The amount of people tearing these 14-year-old girls apart was unfathomable.

• 34:47Hannah Berner?

  We've lost the plot.

• 34:48Paige DeSorbo?

  No, we've truly lost the plot. I literally was like-

• 34:52Hannah Berner?

  People are angry, put it towards important places.

• 34:55Paige DeSorbo?

  Girls, these women were like, I mean, it doesn't cost a lot of money to be unique. I'm like, just say you're jealous that they're literally experiencing something that you think that you deserve to have experienced. Like, they're kids.

• 35:07Hannah Berner?

  They're not runway models doing a runway show at Vogue. They're going to work. They, what do you want them to do?

• 35:14Paige DeSorbo?

  They literally just got out of their mom's womb. Like, give them a goddamn break. They're 14 years old.

• 35:20Hannah Berner?

  This is the crazy thing about the internet, is the algorithm makes things socially acceptable. Cause like, people see like, oh, if I talk about it, I get views. And next thing you know, it's normalized to, for a bunch of girls to be like shitting on 14-year-olds.

• 35:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, totally, yeah.

• 35:34Hannah Berner?

  I was speaking with my Gen Z cousin, shout out Andrea. She told me about dating in New York right now, and she's like, it's really bad. I'm like, what do you mean? And she was like, this one guy matched with me and was persistent about us going on a date where we walk by the river. This is New York City, by the way. I said, absolutely fucking not. Do you have a taser?

• 35:58Paige DeSorbo?

  It's giving, no, it's giving, he's throwing you in.

• 36:01Hannah Berner?

  Do you have a taser gun?

• 36:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Be by the river? I don't think so.

• 36:05Hannah Berner?

  No, it's cra- so now I'm like all stressed about her. I said, don't talk to men. Don't talk to men. Stop it. So I'm like yelling at her. And then her and her friends were so fucking cute. They come up to me at this party, my cousin's graduation. And they go, Hannah, can we ask you something? I said, yes. Come to the almighty one, the all-wise one.

• 36:32Hannah Berner?

  And I go, they said, um, this one girl was hanging out with a guy at the end of school. And then it's summer and he came and visited her from Albany, all the way to this, to where she was. And he didn't kiss her and they hung out all day. I said, he's nervous. These men are nervous and I would rather him be nervous than like too aggressive.

• 36:57Paige DeSorbo?

  I mean, a hundred percent.

• 36:59Hannah Berner?

  So like, I think, cause then I said, have you guys kissed before? And she was like, no, we just hung out in groups. And I was like, okay.

• 37:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, okay.

• 37:06Hannah Berner?

  It's actually hard. The first kiss, like, I don't know, when I was younger, first kiss, like, you know, when you don't give him a chance? Like, you don't give him an opening and you kind of want them to figure it out. Are you having like PTSD?

• 37:19Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I'm like, have I ever had a first kiss?

• 37:23Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm like, I can't literally remember what.

• 37:28Hannah Berner?

  No, first kisses stress me the fuck out, cause I always was like, doesn't matter how good the moment was, then I'm like, are my lips chapped? Oh, my God, my breath is probably horrible right now. Oh, my God, what's hap- oh, my God, like, I'd just be freaking out.

• 37:40Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't know. I don't feel like I get freaked out or like, I don't get nervous because I feel like I go into those situations where like, not my job. Like, if we're gonna kiss or not and when the moment is, not my job to think about.

• 37:54Hannah Berner?

  It's none of your business.

• 37:55Paige DeSorbo?

  It's literally none of my, our first kiss is none of my business. Like, I'm not planning it. I'm not plotting it. Like, you have to go in for the opening. I'm not doing anything.

• 38:04Hannah Berner?

  But you know, when you like, definitely like, challenge him where it's like, let's see if he can make this work, cause I'm not giving him any openings.

• 38:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Just grab my face. I'm a big proponent of like, just take what you want.

• 38:16Hannah Berner?

  You also like being hit by bricks, so. Whatever you're into, we don't yuck anybody's yum.

• 38:22Paige DeSorbo?

  We really don't.

• 38:23Hannah Berner?

  Also, speaking of youngins, Lois, shout out Lois, my gorgeous, gorgeous niece. She's been watching Paige and Hannah try new things.

• 38:32Paige DeSorbo?

  What did she think?

• 38:33Hannah Berner?

  So Jeannie puts it on for her every week. So I was FaceTiming her and she comes up to the camera, cause she's like a teenager now. She's three.

• 38:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Right.

• 38:41Hannah Berner?

  And she's like, I saw you on TV. And I said, oh, was I funny? And she goes, no.

• 38:51Hannah Berner?

  And I go, okay, was I happy? She goes, yes. I go, was I pretty? She goes, yes. And I go, and was I funny? And she goes, no.

• 39:01Paige DeSorbo?

  She's not really into your humor. Interesting.

• 39:04Hannah Berner?

  Okay. Who was I with? And she said Princess Paige.

• 39:11Hannah Berner?

  So anyways, Lois-

• 39:12Paige DeSorbo?

  And that's how I'm getting the word out to the younger generations on what my name is. Lois.

• 39:17Hannah Berner?

  Princess Paige, PP, are you familiar with the Labubus?

• 39:22Hannah Berner?

  What's going on?

• 39:23Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm so happy, I'm so happy you're bringing this up.

• 39:26Hannah Berner?

  Thank you, bring it to the forefront. What the fuck is going on? I don't support it.

• 39:30Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, I'm also so hap- oh Hannah, thank God, because I was so nervous for a second.

• 39:35Hannah Berner?

  Bro.

• 39:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay. Look, you've been, you've been, first of all, you've been going to the theater.

• 39:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay?

• 39:44Hannah Berner?

  That's all you have on me.

• 39:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Your whole personality is different. I can't even trust you. You've been going to musicals, you've been watching the Tonys, not telling anyone. Okay? I'm scared.

• 39:55Hannah Berner?

  Someone said they thought Labubus meant girls are going around having lobotomies.

• 40:00Paige DeSorbo?

  I mean, exactly.

• 40:01Hannah Berner?

  Just got my first Labubu.

• 40:03Paige DeSorbo?

  Here's the thing, a Labubu is like, first of all, it's a beanie baby. Like, everything comes back in like a modernized way.

• 40:13Hannah Berner?

  It's a beanie baby if it was like, my sleep paralysis demon, it's scary.

• 40:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, like, this isn't the first time we've had like a thing, like a item where people are like, we have to find it, and like, we have to get it, and blah, blah, blah.

• 40:25Hannah Berner?

  Do you think Jane Birkin would like Labubus being on her bags?

• 40:31Paige DeSorbo?

  I like am not against them. Would I ever get one or put one on my bag or give a fucking up? Like, absolutely not. Like, but I think girls in high school and college, like, oh my God, pop off, yeah, get whatever you want, like, cute.

• 40:44Hannah Berner?

  I try to stop us, though, like, I don't want us to ever be haters and to like not understand the younger community that I identify with. I do-

• 40:52Paige DeSorbo?

  I think Labubus are younger than even Gen Z.

• 40:56Hannah Berner?

  We don't know how it started, like, is there like a funny story? Like, what's the lore? Cause like, I just saw these things appear everywhere and it's, and I don't understand it.

• 41:05Paige DeSorbo?

  No, it started in Japan, and I'm pretty sure it is like a-

• 41:10Hannah Berner?

  Collectible?

• 41:11Paige DeSorbo?

  No, it's like a character.

• 41:13Hannah Berner?

  Oh, of like a TV show? Because this is what I'm trying to do. Just because you don't understand it doesn't mean that you hate it.

• 41:21Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I don't hate it, but I it's a toy.

• 41:26Hannah Berner?

  Yes.

• 41:26Paige DeSorbo?

  I like I'm not. It's a kid's toy. No, it okay, it was created in Hong Kong um by this artist. And he had this series called Monsters and so he made these like cute little things and then like the whole lore of it was like you didn't know what color you were getting. Because it was like in these blind boxes and it just got like so collectible and then like came over to the States.

• 41:51Hannah Berner?

  Okay, yeah, so.

• 41:52Paige DeSorbo?

  It's like remember when Fendi came out with those little like puff things and everyone was putting them on their bags like that was also a trend too, but like a little bit different.

• 42:00Hannah Berner?

  I wish I could love anything as much as these people love Labubus. Like I wish a Labubu could bring me that kind of joy, anything.

• 42:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, like I don't care about shit like that.

• 42:09Hannah Berner?

  No.

• 42:11Paige DeSorbo?

  You know.

• 42:12Hannah Berner?

  Wait, I also hung out with another um toddler this last weekend. I'm like very family oriented right now.

• 42:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 42:20Hannah Berner?

  I hung out.

• 42:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Who's toddler?

• 42:21Hannah Berner?

  Well, Dez is older, so his friends have kids.

• 42:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Mm hmm.

• 42:25Hannah Berner?

  So we go to see their friends, they have kids and then I like connect with the kid because I wasn't born in the eighties. So I'm hanging out with the kid. This girl is so cute. She's like showing me the the house they're in. Um, we get to the kitchen and she looks at me. I swear to God, she goes, Get me a knife.

• 42:47Hannah Berner?

  I said, what? She goes, get me a knife. And I said, look, I'm not, I don't know what's going on, but and I would let you do literally anything like I really want you to have fun.

• 43:00Paige DeSorbo?

  Listen, kid, this is my first day off in about two months. I'm gonna need you to keep that weird shit for you and your mom.

• 43:09Hannah Berner?

  I am out, I'm not equipped to handle this right now. I'm just trying to have a play a little game.

• 43:15Paige DeSorbo?

  I take plan B for this exact situation. Get the fuck out of my face.

• 43:21Hannah Berner?

  And I'm so afraid of saying no to toddlers. So I literally out here, I start fighting with her about why I can't get her a knife. I was like, no, because I know I was lying. She knew I was lying. I was like, we don't have knives. She goes, yes, we do. You stupid bitch. I know we have knives.

• 43:39Paige DeSorbo?

  They could be saying literally any, you could be having any type of conversation with the toddler and they could turn it in one second. And like if they start crying or yelling or their voice gets above an octave, the mom's looking over and you're the only adult presence. Like clearly it's your fault. And that pressure is like when that little girl was like, I'm gonna put sparkles all over your freshly manicured nails. I was like, put them on my face.

• 44:00Hannah Berner?

  Put them on.

• 44:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, do whatever you want.

• 44:02Hannah Berner?

  Well, that was the thing. She was playing with these sharks. She loved these sharks and she looks at me and she goes, I want to put the sharks in the pool. And I was like, okay, that seems like a weird idea because you love playing with the sharks, but fine, let's throw the sharks in the pool. Who am I to say no to you? So we go, she throws it in the pool, then she looks at me and she's like, can I get my sharks back? And I was like, you, what the fuck? You tricked me. You tricked me. And then she's like, give me my sharks. And I said, but why did you throw it to the bottom of the pool if you wanted it? And then she's like, can I have a knife? And I was like, I literally like, I'm so sorry. I have to go.

• 44:36Paige DeSorbo?

  So you're rethinking your stance on children.

• 44:38Hannah Berner?

  Well, it definitely worried me. And then the other time I hung out with a kid, they put their finger in a like right towards a socket. And I was like, why are we playing with danger so much? Like let's enjoy.

• 44:48Paige DeSorbo?

  It set you back.

• 44:50Hannah Berner?

  It set me back a little bit because I realized I can't, I don't have a firm hand. I don't have a firm hand.

• 44:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Interesting.

• 44:58Hannah Berner?

  I'm like, like Dez is gonna be like bad cop and I'm good cop.

• 45:03Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh my god Hannah, wait, we've actually never talked about this and it's so funny you're saying that cuz that's so, yeah. Why would I even think that you'd be super strict?

• 45:12Hannah Berner?

  But this is the thing, I need to be strict because of all the parenting stuff I've learned is like kids want structure. Like kids actually want you to say no.

• 45:21Paige DeSorbo?

  My mother always says that.

• 45:23Hannah Berner?

  It's true.

• 45:24Paige DeSorbo?

  There's nothing better for a child than structure.

• 45:27Hannah Berner?

  Literally, but I've been failing since day one cuz I'm a people pleaser and it doesn't matter how old they are like. When I would babysit, the kids would be like, please can we watch this? And I'm like, yeah, like they're watching like crazy shit like I let them do everything.

• 45:39Paige DeSorbo?

  But see, that's how I feel with like I don't, but they're not yours. Like I genuinely don't give a flying fuck.

• 45:48Hannah Berner?

  True.

• 45:48Paige DeSorbo?

  About any other person's child and like what they're watching. Yeah, what they're eating, like just as long as they're not dead and like.

• 45:57Hannah Berner?

  And my job was honestly to befriend them and then get tea from them and tell the mom like if they're dating anyone and like. What's, why they're failing out of math, like I would get all the tea but like. The strictness was not my thing. I do think though Paige, you're right, like if there's something I care about, like them having good manners. I will be like, and is that what we say?

• 46:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 46:17Hannah Berner?

  She gives you something?

• 46:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Like anytime we walked in somewhere, if my mom didn't immediately like turn and be like, and you say their first, like you say mister and their last name. I'd be like, oh my god, okay, I was gonna, but like, yeah, like you have to keep doing that or then kids are like rude and they have no manners.

• 46:35Hannah Berner?

  A hundred percent. I have actually a lot of notes. Clogs are popular this summer.

• 46:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Are they?

• 46:43Hannah Berner?

  Apparently clogs are in, which is very Hannah coded and I just wanted to see if you were okay.

• 46:48Paige DeSorbo?

  I haven't really seen any.

• 46:51Hannah Berner?

  Well, your algorithm was like, no.

• 46:54Paige DeSorbo?

  I haven't seen anyone clogging around recently. Um.

• 46:58Hannah Berner?

  Like wooden.

• 46:59Paige DeSorbo?

  I did buy a pair of these like jelly, not ballet flats, they're like jelly ankle sandals.

• 47:08Paige DeSorbo?

  I really don't know why I did it cuz now like I look at them and I'm like they're ugly. But I wanted, I wanted to wear them in Italy, so I truly am like.

• 47:17Hannah Berner?

  Can you tell us what your Italy vibe is gonna be fashion wise? Oh, we don't know.

• 47:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Hannah, I freaking wish I knew. Don't even bring it up to me, honestly.

• 47:25Hannah Berner?

  Wait, I'm so sorry.

• 47:25Paige DeSorbo?

  No, it's actually not good because I feel like I'm like, okay, I had a whole year to pick out my outfits and I'm literally gonna pack in six hours. And I don't even know. And then I'm like, okay, whatever. If I don't have what I want, I'll just shop.

• 47:39Hannah Berner?

  And you're, we're gonna do that regardless, so.

• 47:41Paige DeSorbo?

  And we're gonna do that regardless.

• 47:44Hannah Berner?

  The Columbia Amaze Puff Jacket is so iconic because I feel so encapsulated and warm, but it's so light.

• 47:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Great use of encapsulated. I went whimsical. My jacket is the Tea Light Pearl Shine and it really does give tea light pearl shine.

• 48:00Hannah Berner?

  It gives it.

• 48:01Paige DeSorbo?

  It's sunny.

• 48:02Hannah Berner?

  Honey, and mine's black.

• 48:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Because sometimes in the winter, you just see all the same colors and I'm like, okay, but let me throw like a galosh on with my puffer coat and let me have it be fun colors.

• 48:15Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, cuz you like a coat to be part of the outfit, not ruining the outfit. But also I hate when you put on coats and then you're like stiff. You guys, I literally could swim in this.

• 48:25Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, it feels like it's light, but it's also extremely warm.

• 48:29Hannah Berner?

  It's not overpriced.

• 48:31Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 48:31Hannah Berner?

  And we love giving the gigglers a good deal. And it has space for layering. Like you don't feel like it's tight, so I can layer a lot.

• 48:39Paige DeSorbo?

  Very important because there's nothing worse than like layering and you're stiff and then you're sweating and it's like a cold sweat and it's like, no.

• 48:44Hannah Berner?

  No.

• 48:44Paige DeSorbo?

  And I love that it has these things for your hands because I, I really use them with my thumbs. I love when jackets have this.

• 48:52Hannah Berner?

  So cute. And they have all different length options for what you prefer depending on how long your torso is. Visit Columbia.com to get your hands on an Amaze Puff Jacket.

• 49:03Paige DeSorbo?

  It's tough on cold, soft on you.

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• 50:27Paige DeSorbo?

  Intro rate first three months only, then full price plan options available. Taxes and fees extra. See full terms at mintmobile.com. Wait, last thing.

• 50:36Hannah Berner?

  What?

• 50:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Not only is this like starting to be the best summer of my life for just like a multitude of reasons. One, like my boobs are huge. Two, I like did Love Island. But three, bitches better be scared because the base tan I'm getting in Fiji for Italy.

• 50:54Hannah Berner?

  Oh my God.

• 50:56Paige DeSorbo?

  No, like I'm gonna be tanned till New Year's Eve.

• 50:59Hannah Berner?

  Oh my God.

• 51:00Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm gonna literally be tanned till Thanksgiving.

• 51:04Hannah Berner?

  Wait, I'm obsessed with this. So girls, that's what you do. If you need a good base tan, go to Fiji.

• 51:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Fiji.

• 51:10Hannah Berner?

  Throw up on set, faint in a producer's arms.

• 51:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Last thing about Love Island, like obviously as I'm like walking down the hill and I'm like apologizing profusely, I'm like, I'm so sorry. Like I, is every, did I ruin the show? Is everyone mad at me? Like, are you guys gonna sue me? You're never gonna have me back.

• 51:29Hannah Berner?

  They were like, the season can't go on anymore, so.

• 51:33Paige DeSorbo?

  You finishing the challenge would actually have been like gross.

• 51:35Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, that's actually not part of the job, finishing it.

• 51:37Paige DeSorbo?

  The whole time, the whole time I was like, this is so Giggly Squad coded. I can't wait to see what the fan theories. I was like, at first I was like, no one's gonna even notice I'm gone. And then when I saw all the comments, like, but where did she go?

• 51:52Hannah Berner?

  Wait, but I saw it coming and the gigglers were just like Paige was like, I'm good. I did enough.

• 51:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, they're like, what do we, no, the gigglers truly did get it.

• 52:01Hannah Berner?

  You got the shot.

• 52:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Um, it was like one of those things where you know, you're like, something happens to you or like, you're insecure about something and you're like, honestly, no one's gonna notice. And then you see your friend and it's like the first thing they say.

• 52:12Hannah Berner?

  Yes.

• 52:14Paige DeSorbo?

  Are you gonna cover that pimple or some, that's what it was. I was like, no, they're gonna make it seem like I was still standing there. No one's gonna see it. And it's like, where'd that girl go in the dumb outfit?

• 52:25Hannah Berner?

  I love how like so much crazy shit happened on Love Island, that episode. And people were like, but where is Paige Sorbo? And where was she for the last two people in the lumberjack challenge?

• 52:34Paige DeSorbo?

  They're like, oh, wow. No, I saw some mean comments. They're like, classic Paige. She's so lazy.

• 52:42Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm like, okay, guys, I like, get over it now. Like, Jesus Christ.

• 52:48Paige DeSorbo?

  People are ridiculous. No, people are so crazy.

• 52:50Hannah Berner?

  Sorry, I needed a nap. I was jet lagged. Figure it out.

• 52:53Paige DeSorbo?

  Obviously, she needs some money and like.

• 52:57Hannah Berner?

  Well, in all, all realistically, I don't know what the word is, in all realness.

• 53:03Paige DeSorbo?

  In all honesty.

• 53:04Hannah Berner?

  In all, thank you.

• 53:06Paige DeSorbo?

  You're welcome.

• 53:07Hannah Berner?

  I'm happy. You're okay.

• 53:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Thank you. No, I really was fine, like shortly thereafter, but like,

• 53:15Paige DeSorbo?

  I, I, I mean, I was in a full suede maxi skirt. If I had gone back out there, it would have been like, I, I would have been yelling timber. Like, I would have been, I would have fallen.

• 53:22Hannah Berner?

  You were in a torture chamber of a suede outfit.

• 53:28Hannah Berner?

  Did we learn anything from this? Probably not. You're probably gonna do it again for fashion, death by fashion. Um.

• 53:33Paige DeSorbo?

  The craziest thing is like, I didn't even think of the out, like.

• 53:37Hannah Berner?

  You were like, that's not why.

• 53:39Paige DeSorbo?

  Not a thing. I was like, I can push through anything. I was like, not a thing. I'm not even. You think that an outfit and sweat is gonna make, get in between me and hosting this Love Island challenge? Like, you're fucking nuts. And then once I started swaying, I was like.

• 53:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay. You know, some things are bigger than me. Some things are stronger than me.

• 54:02Hannah Berner?

  Was part of you like, would it be iconic if I fainted on the violin set right now?

• 54:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, so there was a part of me that was like, just-

• 54:10Hannah Berner?

  Go viral. Do it.

• 54:12Paige DeSorbo?

  Because you want, no, not even go viral, but like, I really, I, if there's one thing I would say about myself, it's that I really do have a good work ethic. So the thought of like telling all of these hundreds of people who are trying to make a TV show, like, oh, actually, I can't finish, was giving me more anxiety than the thought of like, what if I did pass out because it's so hot? And truly, the only thing that made me say like, I can't keep going, was my fucking mom in my head, being like, you, you faint, you hit your head just right, and you're in a Fiji jail, and I can't get to you, and something happens and you're dead.

• 54:52Hannah Berner?

  Why are you in jail? Why did you get to a jail?

• 54:54Paige DeSorbo?

  No, a Fiji jail, a Fiji hospital. Sorry. I didn't also commit a felony. That got crazy.

• 55:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Sorry, she act, she also is in my head, like, don't go to jail in another country.

• 55:07Hannah Berner?

  No, me too. You have a gun to your head, like, if you don't finish this challenge, you're going to jail. You're going to Fiji jail.

• 55:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, I don't want to go to Fiji jail. So really, it was my mom in the back of my head being like, do you want to, do you want to pass out, hit your head and be in a hospital, like, by yourself? No, like, just stop. You don't have to do this.

• 55:25Hannah Berner?

  Also, like, let's be honest, it's not that serious. And I actually-

• 55:28Paige DeSorbo?

  No, it's literally not that serious.

• 55:30Hannah Berner?

  I did a gig today for the Formula One movie, and the producer was so, it's like, we went live for two hours, which is crazy.

• 55:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, it's a long time.

• 55:41Hannah Berner?

  And the producer was so chill. Like, she looked at me, the first thing she said was like, first of all, this isn't life or death. We're gonna have fun today. And I was like, thank you.

• 55:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, here's the thing, we work in entertainment. Sometimes, like, I'll get emails, or I'll get, like, frantic text messages, or like, just like, comments or me, I'm like, guys.

• 56:04Paige DeSorbo?

  We're in entertainment.

• 56:06Hannah Berner?

  This was at a much smaller scale, but when I did The Bachelor, I did this thing where I got, I had to choose between loafers and heels for my outfit. And in that moment, I felt, I was like, what would Paige DeSorbo do? And I was like, we're wearing heels. Like, we're on The Bachelor, we're wearing the fucking heels. I swear to God, 12 minutes in, I was like, this is a bad choice. This is a bad choice.

• 56:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, so far. This is so bad. So, the shoes that I was wearing under the outfit, they were like these clear shoes. But where you put the toe was like silver metallic. The shoes started cooking.

• 56:46Hannah Berner?

  No!

• 56:48Paige DeSorbo?

  I literally, I like, I moved my foot and I'm like, whoa, like where I just put my toes is like so hot.

• 56:54Hannah Berner?

  You're frying your foot.

• 56:55Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I was a bit tisserie chicken in there. Like, I'm not kidding. My vagina, literally, like, it killed any bacteria or multiplied it. I'm not sure. Because it was roasting down there. And then all of a sudden, I'm like, oh my God, I'm microwaving my fucking toes. And so I had to try and put my skirt over my toes to block the sun. But again, I'm in full cowhide. I was an animal out there. I was literally in cowhide. It's a literal wild buffalo, out in Fiji. The contestants are getting sprayed with water every three seconds, so they're fucking fine. I'm like, guys, I'm, I'm at a loss of breath. I can't see well. Like, I'm seeing spots.

• 57:42Paige DeSorbo?

  And they're like, ask him if he's hard. I'm like, guys, I can't right now. I literally can't right now.

• 57:48Hannah Berner?

  I can't do this. You go, before I black out, is he hard?

• 57:55Hannah Berner?

  Before, before I can't breathe, before I projectile vomit, what's your heart?

• 58:02Paige DeSorbo?

  No, and every time I'm like at a job or something, I'm just like so appreciative of like everyone being efficient and on time. Like I love when things run smoothly. Like I'm a team player and this time I was not being a team player. I was like, guys, I gotta go.

• 58:15Hannah Berner?

  It's not that you weren't a team player though. I feel like there's so many moving pieces to a production that every now and then you're like, oh, no one thought about this. And like you need to speak up to be like, by the way, because they're all worried about other things.

• 58:28Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. Oh, oh my God. Yeah. It's such a big show. It's such a big production. There's like so many moving parts. I was just like such a small thing on the scale of like their whole season. You have to also remember they're in real time.

• 58:41Hannah Berner?

  Like I can't, the production's insane.

• 58:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Their editing bays, I mean, that is, I give them so, they're cranking out an episode every single day. It's crazy.

• 58:51Hannah Berner?

  I do think that from what I know about reality TV, they definitely edit based on the like reactions of what's going on.

• 58:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Of America.

• 59:00Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 59:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Totally. It's an entertainment show. Again, at the end of the day, we're doing entertainment. It's fun.

• 59:07Hannah Berner?

  We're entertaining. Um, yeah. So like the Bachelor one, I ended up just like taking my shoes off and I was like edited out, edit the, edit the feet out.

• 59:17Paige DeSorbo?

  No fix in post.

• 59:19Hannah Berner?

  I did fit modeling when I was like early twenties, which is you get chosen for like designers to use a human mannequin. Yeah. But it's like hard to get picked because you have to have like perfect ratio sizing of like whatever. I finally got my first job with like, just like Tari or something. I don't know. It was like a good gig and they pay you hourly, like pretty well.

• 59:43Paige DeSorbo?

  No, fit models make a good amount.

• 59:45Hannah Berner?

  I, it was like a big deal and I get there and they put me in these shoes and like I never wear heels. And I swear to God, 30 minutes in, I thought I was going to faint and I'm, all I'm doing is standing there and they were like, are you okay? And you were, and I just was like, I'm going to lose this job if I can't fucking stand for 30 minutes. You're also stressed, so it like makes everything worse.

• 1:00:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Question, have you fainted before? Like, when's the last time you've like truly passed out?

• 1:00:14Hannah Berner?

  So some people are fainters. Like, some people are more prone to it. I think you are, and you're prone to puking. I haven't fainted since I was like really sick once, like in high school. And I like was dizzy when I got out of bed and fainted for like a second.

• 1:00:28Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, I puke when I'm...

• 1:00:31Hannah Berner?

  Wake up.

• 1:00:33Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I puke when I'm wildly uncomfortable.

• 1:00:36Hannah Berner?

  Yes, yes.

• 1:00:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, that's why like there's so many ex-boyfriends where there's so many different stories or situations where I'm like, "And I threw up the whole time." You know what I mean? And I'm like, "And that was crazy." And it's like, because I'm so wildly uncomfortable.

• 1:00:52Hannah Berner?

  Your body's literally rejecting the moment.

• 1:00:54Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes, like my bra- yes, my body is literally like, "I can't do this." So like, I was so dehydrated, but even drinking water, my body was like, "No, we don't even want this. We have to go." Like, this is, it's too much. But when I'm gonna pass out, my tell is, which I don't know if anyone else feels this, my whole, it almost feels like my sinuses lock up. Like, my nose locks up and my head all of a sudden will get really tight. And I know that I probably have like thirty, thirty to forty-five seconds, where like if I don't sit down or like get to somewhere where like I'm gonna be, or like start drinking water or chill, like I'm gonna be out.

• 1:01:39Paige DeSorbo?

  So I'm standing up there for Love Island and all of the sudden I like blink and my head just gets so tight. And I'm like, and then in my microphone, I'm like, "I'm going down." I'm literally, "I'm going down." And you guys can come down with me?

• 1:01:55Hannah Berner?

  We got fifteen seconds.

• 1:02:01Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm using the mic like a walkie-talkie. I'm like, "We got what we need." They're like, "No, we didn't Paige. You still have more lines."

• 1:02:08Hannah Berner?

  I'm like, "We're gonna wrap this up right now."

• 1:02:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Thank you, crab services. They're like, "No, no, we're not done."

• 1:02:15Hannah Berner?

  This is a brab on production. Thank you so much for the day.

• 1:02:18Paige DeSorbo?

  You guys have been amazing.

• 1:02:20Hannah Berner?

  Everyone hands together for the cast and the crew.

• 1:02:25Hannah Berner?

  You go, this season's a wrap. I think we got to the point, we all wanna fuck each other. Let's go. Thank you for the villa. Okay, got to go.

• 1:02:32Paige DeSorbo?

  No, truly. Here's the other thing that's crazy at being like such a Love Island fan. I'm at a hotel and obviously like they have to keep the love, the islanders somewhere.

• 1:02:43Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:44Paige DeSorbo?

  Like before they're going in or if they're like a bombshell or they're Casa Amor. So like the hotel I'm at, like I would say the demographic is like either like a young family or it's like retired people. So like every once in a while, I'll just see like a rogue, really fucking hot girl. Like walking through a sea of like 85 year olds. And I'm like, that's a bombshell.

• 1:03:08Hannah Berner?

  That's the show I wanna watch though. Them trying to have conversation with each other in the elevator. That's what I wanna watch. But I do think your body does tell you things and I think, I think a lot of women are very intuitive. We're like, you know your body.

• 1:03:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Absolutely.

• 1:03:25Hannah Berner?

  However, I've been joking with Dez because the other day, I like, in the middle of the day was like, I want chocolate.

• 1:03:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:33Hannah Berner?

  And I nev- well, I never, I never want chocolate.

• 1:03:37Paige DeSorbo?

  I was just gonna say, you never want like sweets like that. Oh my god.

• 1:03:42Hannah Berner?

  So Dez looks at me. And he was like, are you pregnant? And we kinda joked like, oh, maybe. And then that night, I was like, I want a hot dog. And he was like, you never, you never eat hot dogs. And I was like, I know, it's crazy. And I get the whole hot dog.

• 1:03:56Paige DeSorbo?

  You're like, wouldn't it be crazy if I put pickles on it? Then I'm calling the police.

• 1:04:01Hannah Berner?

  And then the next day, I was like, I need like the biggest omelet in the world. And then we realized, I'm just a-

• 1:04:11Paige DeSorbo?

  You're just addicted to food?

• 1:04:13Hannah Berner?

  I just love food.

• 1:04:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, you just love it.

• 1:04:16Hannah Berner?

  Well, cuz then he was like-

• 1:04:19Hannah Berner?

  Do you think you're pregnant? And I was like, I don't-

• 1:04:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Because you're, you're very much the type of person that you're like, the only thing that could make this exact moment better is if we were all stuffing our faces.

• 1:04:29Hannah Berner?

  Like, I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You know when people are like, girls never know what they want to eat? I fucking know.

• 1:04:35Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 1:04:35Hannah Berner?

  I wake up and I'm like, if I don't have fucking Chinese broccoli with chicken and sesame chicken-

• 1:04:41Paige DeSorbo?

  This would be a great function if we were all satisfied.

• 1:04:43Hannah Berner?

  Yes, I'm like, if we don't get high right now, the vibes are gonna die. So, he literally, then we start joking, uh, cuz he's like, or do you just like need to eat all these things? I'm like, yes. And then he was like, look up the symptoms. And I'm like, okay, if you get like kinda tired. And I'm like, I'm actually really tired. And then I was like, and I'm like, I'd probably be a little bloated.

• 1:05:05Paige DeSorbo?

  If this is the case, you've been pregnant for 12 years.

• 1:05:08Hannah Berner?

  Oh my god, I think you'd be bloated. I go, Des, I'm bloated and I'm tired and I'm hungry. And I'm hungry. And he was like, you are-

• 1:05:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Tell me you got your period like today.

• 1:05:19Hannah Berner?

  So I did a pregnancy test, I'm not pregnant.

• 1:05:22Paige DeSorbo?

  You know, I was gonna say-

• 1:05:24Hannah Berner?

  I just love tuna fish.

• 1:05:26Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't want you to get pregnant yet because I obviously-

• 1:05:30Hannah Berner?

  We have a pact, we have a pact.

• 1:05:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I obviously want you to wait like till I'm ready for our first one.

• 1:05:35Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:36Paige DeSorbo?

  But if you were to get pregnant, like, I want you to know, I wouldn't be mad, I'd actually be excited.

• 1:05:43Hannah Berner?

  Thank you, well, you did get excited just now. You got excited cuz I wanted chocolate in the milk today.

• 1:05:47Paige DeSorbo?

  If you got pregnant right now, I wouldn't be mad because I feel like then that would mean like your second one, then we'd be on track. Like, I'd have my first when you were having your second, so I wouldn't be mad. But also like, I do want you to wait for me.

• 1:06:02Hannah Berner?

  No, 100%, that's why like when I was having these cravings, but it turns out it's just being a girl.

• 1:06:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, it's literally just being alive.

• 1:06:12Hannah Berner?

  Someone said that Diet Coke, online, someone said Diet Coke is like a fridge cigarette. And that really made me laugh. You, but you love a Coke. You want a rock. You just want Coke.

• 1:06:23Paige DeSorbo?

  I love, you know what it is? I love cracking open a soda.

• 1:06:29Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:30Paige DeSorbo?

  You know, like, I actually stopped drinking, I used to drink so many like carbonated water and La Croix. I stopped drinking all of that because I really felt like it was like fucking up my stomach.

• 1:06:41Hannah Berner?

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:06:42Paige DeSorbo?

  So the only carbonation I drink is like when I am indulging in a soda, but there's just, if I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna just do the whole thing.

• 1:06:51Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Do you know what I mean?

• 1:06:52Hannah Berner?

  Yes, go hard.

• 1:06:53Paige DeSorbo?

  If I'm gonna have a Coke, I'm just gonna fucking have the full one.

• 1:06:57Hannah Berner?

  You're fucking crazy sometimes.

• 1:06:59Paige DeSorbo?

  You're crazy.

• 1:06:59Hannah Berner?

  You're fucking wild.

• 1:07:00Paige DeSorbo?

  No, she's zany. She's so nutty.

• 1:07:03Hannah Berner?

  We're gonna wrap up production. Thank you so much.

• 1:07:07Hannah Berner?

  Put your hands together for the producers. Put your hands together for the people in the villa.

• 1:07:12Paige DeSorbo?

  No, the whole time I'm just like, this is so Giggly Squad and page coded where I was just like, yeah, actually, I don't want to do it anymore.

• 1:07:20Hannah Berner?

  I was like, if you called me and you were like, hey, everything went really smooth. I'd be like, are you okay? Boring.

• 1:07:26Paige DeSorbo?

  I was just like, I need to sit down. Like at one point I was like, oh my God, can a girl get an umbrella? Like, can we get some shade?

• 1:07:32Hannah Berner?

  At what point were you like, this is gonna be so funny to talk about on Giggly Squad?

• 1:07:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Um, after I threw up. I was like, eh, and this is a Giggly Squad full story.

• 1:07:42Hannah Berner?

  Every now and then something will happen to me and I should be upset and then I go to my phone to the notes and I'm like, can't wait to write this to Giggly Squad. I don't forget. Um, you guys, thank you for giggling with us. Um, thank you for supporting Paige and Love Island, um, through the ups and downs and we love you so much. Bye.

• 1:08:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Bye.

• 1:08:09Paige DeSorbo?

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