Bobby Lee & The Korean Shame w/ Jules

Bobby, Khalyla, Jules, and Luke dive into international soccer rivalries, Korean shame, Bobby’s Coachella, Julio the love dog, childhood memories, haunting valet stories, and the strange ways our earliest experiences shape who we become. Right now, Bathmate is giving our listeners up to 20% off when you use code BELLY at BATHMATEDIRECT. COM/BELLY. http://BATHMATEDIRECT. COM/BELLY. With Shopify, nothing stands between your idea and a real business. So go make it one. Start your free trial at SHOPIFY. COM/TIGERBELLY http://SHOPIFY. COM/TIGERBELLY See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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• 0:59Bobby Lee?

  Hello mates, I'm playing Australia. I'll be in Melbourne, August 4th, 26. And I'll be in Sydney, Australia. Shingapata Baba. Brisbane, USA, no, Australia, I mean. Uh, August 22nd, 2026. And Auckland, New Zealand, August 23rd, 26. Get them at bobbingly.live.

• 1:49Bobby Lee?

  You don't have any fetishes?

• 1:51Speaker 02

  I don't have like a, it's a, she was talking about like, oh, I have like an earnest question about fetishes. Like, I don't have. Who said that? Alex said that? Yeah, I was like, I don't have earnest anything. I'm not, I'm scared of that topic on a podcast, but maybe I'm.

• 2:02Bobby Lee?

  But if you don't have any, you don't have any.

• 2:05Speaker 02

  I guess.

• 2:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't have any fetishes when it comes to like in the bed.

• 2:08Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 2:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't spit or any of that.

• 2:12Speaker 00

  A fetish would be something you're disgusted by too, but you're fixated on.

• 2:15Speaker 03

  I don't really know what defines like a fetish.

• 2:18Bobby Lee?

  Foot. There's also an Asian fetish. There's a.

• 2:22Speaker 00

  You also not like feet, but you're like always observing people's feet, but you're like, those are bad feet.

• 2:26Speaker 03

  Are you talking about yourself here?

• 2:28Speaker 00

  Talking about one person's feet.

• 2:29Speaker 03

  I'm wearing croc, it couldn't be me.

• 2:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, your feet are nice.

• 2:32Speaker 03

  I really.

• 2:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Your feet, dude.

• 2:34Speaker 00

  Fantastic.

• 2:35Bobby Lee?

  You think so?

• 2:36Speaker 00

  Cindy, these are too soft for a guy.

• 2:37Bobby Lee?

  Okay. How are your feet?

• 2:39Speaker 02

  Uh, I have pretty good feet.

• 2:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 2:42Speaker 02

  Cut that, cut that, cut that.

• 2:44Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 2:44Speaker 02

  I think I have good, who knows with all the foot finders out there, but I think I have good feet. I don't have like mangled.

• 2:52Bobby Lee?

  Dude, you weren't in a war. That's what I'm asking.

• 2:55Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:55Speaker 02

  Why?

• 2:56Bobby Lee?

  You're serving Iraq, what?

• 2:57Speaker 02

  Do you have bad feet?

• 2:58Bobby Lee?

  I have good feet, but like one of my toes right now are insane.

• 3:02Speaker 03

  It's like, that's bad. You're actually good.

• 3:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, one of them, one's insane right now.

• 3:08Speaker 03

  Genetically bad. Not genetically, sorry, not genetically bad. Um, hygienically bad.

• 3:13Bobby Lee?

  Not hygienically bad?

• 3:15Speaker 03

  No, I mean.

• 3:16Bobby Lee?

  Not hygienic, yeah, yeah. Everything's good. I mean, look at my foot.

• 3:19Speaker 03

  You really have.

• 3:20Speaker 02

  That's good. And you have painted, managed.

• 3:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they're nice feet.

• 3:22Speaker 00

  Oh, you have a smooth bottom, huh?

• 3:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, smooth bottoms, dude.

• 3:25Speaker 03

  He doesn't, he's never seen.

• 3:26Bobby Lee?

  Look, everybody.

• 3:28Speaker 00

  I mean, for sure don't hover over the.

• 3:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:30Speaker 02

  That's big. But so you have one toe that's like infected?

• 3:34Bobby Lee?

  Not infected.

• 3:36Speaker 03

  In the past, it has been.

• 3:37Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no.

• 3:39Speaker 03

  He's trying to rewrite history.

• 3:40Bobby Lee?

  I'm not rewriting, it's just.

• 3:41Speaker 03

  It's funny how of all the people who rewrite, want to rewrite your foot history.

• 3:45Bobby Lee?

  I'm not rewriting history, okay? You're getting me angry. Okay, what I'm doing is, I'm gonna tell you something about it, right? I kicked it against like my, um, bed frame a year ago. Then it turned black.

• 3:56Speaker 02

  A bruise.

• 3:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 3:58Speaker 03

  Why did you kick it?

• 3:59Bobby Lee?

  I was, it was in the dark. It hurt so bad. And then it turned black.

• 4:04Speaker 00

  And the nail came off.

• 4:05Bobby Lee?

  And the nail came off. And now it's growing back weird.

• 4:08Speaker 03

  Can I see it?

• 4:08Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 4:10Speaker 03

  Yeah, because I think that that's generally that. You, you.

• 4:12Bobby Lee?

  But it's not because I don't wash it.

• 4:15Speaker 03

  But I, what I'm.

• 4:15Bobby Lee?

  It was in the war.

• 4:16Speaker 02

  Do you wash it though? I don't really wash my feet like that.

• 4:19Speaker 03

  As, as your co-host for the past 11 years and having done this and very, being intimate with your feet and all the things that come with your feet.

• 4:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:28Speaker 03

  You can't rewrite history and pretend like the audience doesn't know you had a green foot for at least a decade.

• 4:34Bobby Lee?

  I didn't have a green foot. That's insane.

• 4:35Speaker 02

  What?

• 4:36Speaker 03

  We literally have merch with a foot in it.

• 4:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's your angle. I didn't make the shirt. I didn't design the shirt.

• 4:42Speaker 03

  Oh, Gil is Gilbert.

• 4:44Bobby Lee?

  You designed it.

• 4:44Speaker 02

  I didn't design the products.

• 4:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I don't, I don't know nothing about it.

• 4:49Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 4:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 4:50Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 4:51Speaker 03

  But it's, it's been healed since.

• 4:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yes.

• 4:53Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's healed. It's, it's like all.

• 4:55Bobby Lee?

  You like the Mexican Strokes? Casino El?

• 5:00Bobby Lee?

  Cas- Camino?

• 5:00Speaker 03

  El Camino.

• 5:01Speaker 02

  Uh, it's a burger restaurant in Austin, Texas.

• 5:05Bobby Lee?

  Uh, I thought there was, there was a band called, uh, Camino Casino or something. And they were a band that he, they're, they're Mexican, but they sound like The Strokes.

• 5:14Speaker 02

  I might know that band. Is it, do they have a song called Accidente?

• 5:17Speaker 03

  Hello?

• 5:18Speaker 02

  Hi.

• 5:18Speaker 03

  Hello?

• 5:21Speaker 02

  You're so social, dude.

• 5:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, she's a social person. Yeah, I haven't seen her in five days.

• 5:27Speaker 03

  We just drove here together.

• 5:28Bobby Lee?

  I, I understand that. Yeah.

• 5:30Speaker 03

  I, I wanted to pitch something to you and Jules and I think it's really important. I think forever since the, since the dawn of time, we've spoken about a dog named Julio and we've never actually introduced him on the show.

• 5:40Speaker 02

  Oh God, I'm so nervous.

• 5:42Bobby Lee?

  Okay, but.

• 5:43Speaker 02

  Can I say something really quick?

• 5:44Bobby Lee?

  Uh, yeah.

• 5:44Speaker 02

  We were telling Luke about.

• 5:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Luke goes, animals love me.

• 5:48Speaker 02

  I can pet any dog.

• 5:51Speaker 02

  I don't understand. Give it a, please.

• 5:53Speaker 03

  Okay, I just wanted to preface this meeting by saying that Julio is, um, of a very different realm of existence in that like every dog behaviorist has been like, okay, we actually think that he's either.

• 6:07Bobby Lee?

  We gotta.

• 6:08Speaker 03

  A psychopath or.

• 6:09Bobby Lee?

  No, we gotta euthanize him.

• 6:10Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's what I heard.

• 6:11Bobby Lee?

  No, yeah, yeah.

• 6:12Speaker 03

  What?

• 6:13Bobby Lee?

  I've heard, I've heard people say you have to euthanize that dog.

• 6:15Speaker 03

  No, that's crazy. No.

• 6:16Speaker 02

  What, what do you say that any dog that bites a person has to be euthanized?

• 6:19Speaker 03

  Yeah, that, they can all die.

• 6:21Speaker 02

  But isn't that a thing that people say?

• 6:23Bobby Lee?

  That is a thing.

• 6:23Speaker 03

  No, because.

• 6:24Bobby Lee?

  If Julio mauled, you know what I mean, a child.

• 6:26Speaker 03

  He would never.

• 6:27Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 6:27Speaker 03

  Cause you know why? He has owners like us who protect him from those kinds of situations. Are you?

• 6:31Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean? All situations? He's the fear of the house.

• 6:36Speaker 03

  I'm sorry.

• 6:36Bobby Lee?

  In fact, I only lock the doors to my bedroom when Julio's not here.

• 6:40Speaker 03

  It's crazy that you.

• 6:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I lock the doors to my bedroom, right?

• 6:43Speaker 03

  What would he do?

• 6:45Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 6:45Speaker 03

  What would he do?

• 6:46Bobby Lee?

  I know, he's a guard dog. So I know that when there's an intruder, I'll hear him first, it'll wake me up.

• 6:52Speaker 03

  But then you also said that you're scared that I will kill you.

• 6:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know, that's another side. Sometimes I lock it because of you.

• 6:57Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 6:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, because I don't know your motivations. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 7:04Speaker 02

  Why do you have this dog that's so vicious?

• 7:06Bobby Lee?

  Because he loves us.

• 7:07Speaker 03

  Okay, so I want to see how this, you just seem so confident about.

• 7:12Bobby Lee?

  So now, how confident are you?

• 7:14Speaker 02

  I'm pretty confident that I can.

• 7:15Bobby Lee?

  One through 10, confidence.

• 7:16Speaker 03

  He's bit everyone, all three of us.

• 7:19Speaker 02

  Allegedly.

• 7:19Speaker 03

  We love him. By the way, I want to say Julio's the best dog on earth. Yes.

• 7:22Speaker 02

  Where I get a little more, what kind of dog is this?

• 7:24Speaker 03

  It's a small dog.

• 7:25Bobby Lee?

  A little brown dog. He treats some chihuahua.

• 7:27Speaker 03

  We have maybe.

• 7:28Bobby Lee?

  Maybe half chihuahua.

• 7:29Speaker 02

  Chihuahua's not great.

• 7:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:30Speaker 02

  Hmm, I'd give myself like a seven maybe that I could pet it.

• 7:34Bobby Lee?

  That you could pet. Oh my god. Oh wow! Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 7:38Speaker 03

  I'll give you more context. Gilbert has been with us for 12 years and they still cannot.

• 7:44Bobby Lee?

  Connect.

• 7:44Speaker 03

  Connect.

• 7:45Speaker 02

  There was a short period where we. Could I use a treat as like a?

• 7:47Speaker 03

  Yes, you should try. You can try anything.

• 7:49Bobby Lee?

  Try one of those beef treats.

• 7:51Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 7:51Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 7:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, those beef treats. Okay, so, um.

• 7:54Speaker 03

  Bring him muzzle, please. Yeah, muzzle.

• 7:55Bobby Lee?

  Bring him muzzle him and also just, no, before we go, let's ask.

• 7:58Speaker 02

  Like Hannibal Lecter.

• 8:00Bobby Lee?

  I know. So after that, after, I want to see your fear level from 1 to 10. All right, so right now.

• 8:06Speaker 02

  Why do you have this dog?

• 8:07Bobby Lee?

  Your confidence level right now is 7, but I want to see what your fear level is after you meet Julio.

• 8:11Speaker 03

  Because he's the best dog on earth.

• 8:12Speaker 02

  I'm, I say my fear level just right now is already like a 5, like a 40.

• 8:16Bobby Lee?

  All right, so, all right, so you're already, is it now 7 anymore? It's 5, your confidence level.

• 8:21Speaker 02

  My confidence level, I mean, it's dropping a little bit, maybe 6, 5.

• 8:24Bobby Lee?

  Okay, 6, 5, okay.

• 8:25Speaker 02

  It's dropping and the fear is rising.

• 8:27Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good, yeah, yeah.

• 8:28Speaker 02

  Please get a muzzle.

• 8:29Speaker 03

  But you know what, here, another piece of context, there are only two people in existence who he's met and immediately been like, I submit to you. One is my partner Aloha and my friend Shandy. I feel like your girlfriend could crack the code soon with Julio.

• 8:43Bobby Lee?

  Never.

• 8:44Speaker 03

  It hasn't happened yet.

• 8:45Bobby Lee?

  He bit her vagina.

• 8:46Speaker 03

  I know, I heard that, so.

• 8:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 8:48Speaker 03

  And you know what? You weren't there to protect her, Jules saved her. You were, you were just laughing while Julio was attacking her.

• 8:54Bobby Lee?

  Because I'm the Asian Joker.

• 8:56Speaker 03

  And then

• 8:57Speaker 04

  But Sadie was bleeding!

• 8:59Speaker 03

  And then Honey and Jules were like, she ended up getting bit because Julio was, you know,

• 9:05Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I've been bit so many times by him.

• 9:07Speaker 03

  You have holes in your body.

• 9:08Bobby Lee?

  I have holes for life.

• 9:10Speaker 02

  I don't understand this dog relationship.

• 9:12Speaker 03

  He's perfect.

• 9:13Speaker 02

  But like, when you got him, was he nice?

• 9:15Speaker 03

  He's the best dog.

• 9:16Speaker 02

  He was a puppy.

• 9:17Speaker 03

  He was orphaned and he was bottle fed.

• 9:19Bobby Lee?

  Here's another side note about Julio, is we gave him away twice as a puppy.

• 9:24Speaker 03

  No, no, no, okay, don't say give him away.

• 9:26Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 9:27Speaker 03

  So we were

• 9:27Speaker 02

  Why do you say he hates you?

• 9:29Speaker 03

  We were fosters.

• 9:29Bobby Lee?

  We fought, we were fosters, right?

• 9:31Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 9:31Bobby Lee?

  So all family wants a puppy, right? And then a week later, they call us back and go, can you pick him back up, please?

• 9:36Speaker 03

  Five times.

• 9:36Bobby Lee?

  Like, yeah, a bunch of times.

• 9:37Speaker 03

  And then after that, we were like

• 9:39Bobby Lee?

  We would drive to Orange County

• 9:40Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 9:41Bobby Lee?

  And pick him up, yeah, as a little puppy. He's, something's wrong.

• 9:46Speaker 03

  Can we just like, I feel like we're just shitting on my favorite guy in the world.

• 9:49Bobby Lee?

  He's my favorite guy too.

• 9:50Speaker 04

  He's the best.

• 9:50Bobby Lee?

  He's the best.

• 9:51Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 9:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, but he's gonna eat Luke.

• 9:55Bobby Lee?

  And this is gonna be fun to watch.

• 9:56Speaker 02

  I don't know.

• 9:58Bobby Lee?

  Put the most one! Yeah, I know.

• 10:00Speaker 03

  You could be one of two or three people in the world that he just respects, we never know.

• 10:04Bobby Lee?

  And if, let me tell you, I'm gonna tell you another thing, right? You get a bonus if Julio doesn't bark at you tonight.

• 10:11Speaker 02

  If he doesn't bark?

• 10:12Bobby Lee?

  If you get to pet him, right? Like, not just a touch, but start petting him and he calms down, you'll get a big financial bonus today. Yeah.

• 10:22Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 10:23Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 10:23Speaker 02

  I like this. I'm trying to think of how to, yeah, how to like, spin this in my favor somehow.

• 10:28Bobby Lee?

  There's no way to do it. Because people have done that. I've had women that I've dated, the animals love me. Like, I can go to a forest and see a deer, like, just a random deer, and it'll just come up to me, and there'll be like a butterfly on their head. You know, I'm just like, an animal, like, I saw a bear, I pulled a bear wand, right? And he just kinda like waved, you know what I mean? Like, these kinda girls, they meet Julio and they go, I don't ever wanna see you again. And I don't ever wanna be here.

• 10:57Speaker 02

  Well, yeah, cuz every time I come here, there's always a big thing about like, make sure the dogs are

• 11:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, exactly, and it's only one dog we're talking about.

• 11:04Speaker 02

  It's one.

• 11:05Bobby Lee?

  Goby and Dubs are the sweetest dogs you'll ever meet.

• 11:08Speaker 03

  And he's never locked up. He has his own room and bed.

• 11:11Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 11:11Speaker 02

  Do they fight the other dogs?

• 11:12Bobby Lee?

  Well, sometimes. Goby and Julio sometimes.

• 11:15Speaker 03

  Julio loves who he loves and he just doesn't kind of veer from that.

• 11:20Bobby Lee?

  But you could walk him in the street and he won't bite you.

• 11:23Speaker 00

  Will he bark at other people?

• 11:24Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 11:25Speaker 00

  Huh.

• 11:25Bobby Lee?

  He's fun on the street.

• 11:27Speaker 00

  What are the... Alright.

• 11:30Speaker 02

  It's already scary.

• 11:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:32Speaker 02

  He's already moaning and freaking out.

• 11:34Speaker 03

  Can you give me your...

• 11:37Bobby Lee?

  There you go.

• 11:38Speaker 03

  Okay, go ahead Luke.

• 11:41Speaker 03

  He's all yours buddy.

• 11:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:43Speaker 02

  Wow, this is actually insane. He's vicious. He's viciously attacking.

• 11:47Speaker 03

  Go pet him.

• 11:51Speaker 02

  Oh my god.

• 11:53Bobby Lee?

  To Luke. Yeah.

• 11:54Speaker 02

  My fear level's about a...

• 11:55Bobby Lee?

  Go, go, go. Give him a hug.

• 11:57Speaker 03

  Go ahead, try.

• 11:58Speaker 02

  Dude, what's wrong with this dog?

• 12:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 12:01Speaker 02

  What's wrong with him? I feel bad for him.

• 12:03Speaker 03

  He's perfect.

• 12:04Bobby Lee?

  He's perfect.

• 12:04Speaker 02

  I feel bad for him.

• 12:05Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no.

• 12:06Speaker 03

  Okay, you guys sit down and then we'll do a proper intro.

• 12:09Bobby Lee?

  Do a proper intro.

• 12:12Bobby Lee?

  He's not leaving. Yeah, he's our guest.

• 12:15Speaker 02

  I actually have like...

• 12:16Bobby Lee?

  Tommy Lee, ladies and gentlemen.

• 12:20Bobby Lee?

  So Tommy Lee was supposed to be on this podcast and he cancelled. Yeah, it's okay.

• 12:25Speaker 03

  Come here baby, come here.

• 12:27Speaker 02

  Ah, this is... I feel bad. Oh, okay, he's happy now. Ooh, it's actually my fear level's at, I think, a 10.

• 12:35Speaker 03

  He's just holding his...

• 12:38Speaker 00

  Oh, let's try it. Let's try it.

• 12:41Speaker 03

  Hi.

• 12:44Speaker 02

  What the fuck?

• 12:45Bobby Lee?

  I know, I know. Whoa, alright, put him back. Put him away.

• 12:49Speaker 03

  Hi.

• 12:52Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, go get it. This is... Who brought up this idea? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, she didn't!

• 12:58Speaker 02

  I'm scared. I'm scared. I was talking about it unrelated to...

• 13:02Bobby Lee?

  What happened, Caesar Romero?

• 13:03Speaker 02

  I'm scared. That's actually...

• 13:04Bobby Lee?

  What happened?

• 13:05Speaker 02

  I feel like...

• 13:06Speaker 00

  Caesar Milan?

• 13:07Bobby Lee?

  Is that his name? Milan? Oh, alright. Whatever.

• 13:10Speaker 02

  That dog?

• 13:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:12Speaker 02

  I mean, what is wrong with that dog? Like, it's... It's... Has fear. He's scared, right? Julio's scared, right? That's why he's doing that?

• 13:20Bobby Lee?

  I don't know what he's thinking.

• 13:21Speaker 03

  Um, it's not like, it was explained to me that when he, when you're an orphan puppy, and like, he didn't get like, the, what he needed for several days, because he was dumped, right? And he didn't get both the mother's milk, and then he didn't have siblings and a mother to like, check his like, bite inhibition, and so, but also, it's like, maybe his brain didn't develop correctly.

• 13:41Speaker 02

  My anxiety is like, through the roof after that.

• 13:44Speaker 03

  But I, I cannot begin to stress to you that outside of strangers, he is truly the best fucking dog.

• 13:51Bobby Lee?

  He's the sweetest dog in the world.

• 13:52Speaker 03

  Like, he sleeps with a-

• 13:54Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean? What do you mean?

• 13:56Speaker 02

  Bit some lady's vagina?

• 13:57Bobby Lee?

  My girlfriend's vagina.

• 13:58Speaker 02

  Okay, what the fuck? That's not a nice dog.

• 14:01Bobby Lee?

  Is, is that if I'm alone in the house, and I'm laying on the couch, Julio will sit on my lap, lick my face, right, and he'll dig his head into my face and nuzzle, and he's the sweetest dog in the world.

• 14:13Speaker 03

  And he's our family guard dog.

• 14:14Speaker 02

  That's because you have like, a crazy gene or something.

• 14:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's like, what?

• 14:17Speaker 02

  He respects you like a mother dog.

• 14:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, well, I mean, yeah, yeah, but like, he loves all of us.

• 14:23Speaker 02

  That is, he didn't seem to love Jules very much.

• 14:26Speaker 03

  He loves Jules.

• 14:27Speaker 02

  You brought him in, he's losing his shit!

• 14:29Bobby Lee?

  He rides the dog, the dog rides in the car with her.

• 14:33Speaker 03

  Yeah. No.

• 14:35Bobby Lee?

  With no muzzle.

• 14:36Speaker 02

  Do you like the dog if they were like, oh, you have to, he has to stay with you for a week?

• 14:39Speaker 04

  That's fine, I don't care.

• 14:41Speaker 03

  What do you mean? I don't understand.

• 14:43Bobby Lee?

  She's-

• 14:43Speaker 03

  Question.

• 14:44Bobby Lee?

  At nights, right?

• 14:45Speaker 03

  They sleep together in the same bed.

• 14:46Bobby Lee?

  They sleep in the same bed.

• 14:47Speaker 04

  Julio likes to go under the blanket and just snuggle.

• 14:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:51Speaker 02

  This feels like a prank on me or something. Like, you guys got a dog off the street or something.

• 14:54Bobby Lee?

  Well, you can I be honest with you?

• 14:55Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 14:56Bobby Lee?

  Aside from the desert witch that we talked about earlier?

• 14:59Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 14:59Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? God, whatever, the nature mother?

• 15:01Speaker 03

  Uh, mom, earth mama.

• 15:02Bobby Lee?

  Momma, momma.

• 15:03Speaker 02

  Carla says it though.

• 15:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 15:05Speaker 02

  Earth mama.

• 15:05Bobby Lee?

  Whatever.

• 15:06Speaker 03

  Mama.

• 15:06Bobby Lee?

  Um, he doesn't like white people.

• 15:09Speaker 02

  But he doesn't like Gilbert. He used to like me.

• 15:11Speaker 03

  No, actually, he was actually fine with Gilbert. It's George.

• 15:14Bobby Lee?

  It's George, and, and he doesn't know Alex that well. Alex looks like a bulldog.

• 15:17Speaker 02

  Yeah, I was gonna say.

• 15:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:19Speaker 02

  Another dog.

• 15:20Bobby Lee?

  And why, why did that get brought up?

• 15:22Speaker 02

  He was confident.

• 15:23Speaker 03

  The reason is because we, we were in the car, me, Jules, and Julio.

• 15:27Bobby Lee?

  And Goby?

• 15:27Speaker 03

  And Goby.

• 15:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:28Speaker 03

  And we were cruising over here, listening to the new Olivia Rodrigo album, and we looked over-

• 15:33Bobby Lee?

  That's out now?

• 15:34Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's out now.

• 15:35Speaker 02

  I don't know.

• 15:35Speaker 03

  And then we looked-

• 15:36Bobby Lee?

  Right, dude? What's up, bro?

• 15:38Speaker 03

  We look behind us and there's just Julio being like the cutest dog ever and I was like, you know what, we've never formally introduced him. There's so much lore around him.

• 15:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, bring Goby.

• 15:48Speaker 03

  Oh, everyone's seen Goby.

• 15:49Speaker 02

  Everyone's seen, there's portraits of-

• 15:50Speaker 03

  Yeah, there's portraits of Goby, yeah.

• 15:52Speaker 04

  Oh, Goby.

• 15:53Bobby Lee?

  I know, we love Goby.

• 15:54Speaker 03

  And they're older now, they're like, what, 10?

• 15:56Bobby Lee?

  I don't even start with that.

• 15:58Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 15:59Bobby Lee?

  Because I, you know, we had a comedian, I can't say her name, but um, she's a very funny female comedian. She's a regular at the store and that day, or the day before, her dog died. And she came in and I just go, I just looked at her, I just said, I just went through that, and it's not about me, but um-

• 16:17Speaker 03

  Is it Steph?

• 16:19Bobby Lee?

  It made it about me, but no-

• 16:20Speaker 03

  Is it Steph and Susan?

• 16:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:22Speaker 03

  Yeah, I saw the post.

• 16:24Bobby Lee?

  I didn't want to say the name.

• 16:25Speaker 03

  No, she posted about it.

• 16:26Bobby Lee?

  They're grieving.

• 16:27Speaker 03

  Are you kidding me?

• 16:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it was Steph.

• 16:28Speaker 03

  Yes, no, Steph has been-

• 16:29Bobby Lee?

  Who's Susan?

• 16:30Speaker 03

  Susan is the dog.

• 16:31Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 16:33Speaker 02

  Jesus, Bobby.

• 16:35Speaker 03

  No, that was like a-

• 16:36Bobby Lee?

  Oh, fuck Susan.

• 16:38Speaker 03

  Beloved family member of her.

• 16:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I loved her.

• 16:41Speaker 03

  And anytime she was on our pod, she would talk, we would talk about Susan. Are you kidding me? Yeah.

• 16:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she's the best, but yeah, you don't have any animals?

• 16:48Speaker 02

  I, I have family pets, yeah, I have a lot. My, my, my mom was very much like, oh, I saw a cat on the street and now, now we have another cat, like very much animal lover. Bring in a lot of animals.

• 16:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're one of those.

• 16:59Speaker 02

  I, I'm a little tired of it, honestly. Growing up in a house like that, it's a little bit like, okay, enough, I think I need a break. I have friends who get dogs now and like, we're in our early twenties and it's like, you're not well equipped to take care of this dog at all.

• 17:13Speaker 03

  That's a huge thing to-

• 17:14Speaker 02

  Bringing it to a bar, it's causing a whole scene. You go to hang out with your friend, the dog is there, you're like, I'm not really here to hang out with the dog.

• 17:21Speaker 03

  Oh, that's, I'm not on your side.

• 17:23Speaker 02

  Sorry, like, oh, hi, the dog, but like, you know, this, this has to end eventually, right? Like, the dog's not like-

• 17:29Bobby Lee?

  Like, the dog's going to Coachella, like, our dog-

• 17:31Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 17:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're like, you don't know who the strokes are.

• 17:33Speaker 02

  Exactly.

• 17:34Bobby Lee?

  You know?

• 17:34Speaker 02

  Oh, but what am I gonna-

• 17:35Bobby Lee?

  They're bringing a carp and a-

• 17:36Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 17:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 17:37Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 17:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:44Bobby Lee?

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• 18:08Speaker 00

  I don't know, why not? I really want to check out the number one hydro-powered penis pump. And I actually hear it delivers results.

• 18:14Bobby Lee?

  Pure results.

• 18:15Speaker 03

  And it's so easy, you guys, like a pancake. You just add water, yum, yum.

• 18:19Bobby Lee?

  Yum, yum. This isn't some gimmick. It's science-backed, proven, and used by guys worldwide. Neymar. Yes. Holland, probably. Yeah. Who want better performances and have a partner who can't get enough.

• 18:32Speaker 00

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• 19:00Bobby Lee?

  Bath Mate. Shopify. Shopify. Shopify. Oh, yeah. Shopify. Mm-hmm. You know, we have an online business here at Tiger Belly.

• 19:11Speaker 03

  We're a legitimate business.

• 19:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and we use Shopify. But you know why? Because we want to only use the best business to get our products out.

• 19:16Speaker 03

  And if you've been sitting on a business idea for a while, Shopify makes it so easy to happen. It's everything you need to start selling is included and ready from day one.

• 19:25Bobby Lee?

  It's like this, Luke. You know, I do some interior design. I hire people to make it look my house to look like I want it to look. That's what Shopify does for your page.

• 19:35Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 19:35Bobby Lee?

  Right? You can do all kinds of stuff. Fonts.

• 19:38Speaker 03

  Pretty.

• 19:39Bobby Lee?

  Pretty, you know, to sell your product. You need it. Yeah. You need it bad.

• 19:42Speaker 00

  I'm trying to grow my merch myself.

• 19:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Anyway, Shopify, anyway.

• 19:45Speaker 03

  And then what Shopify does, it handles everything. It handles the setup, the checkout. So you can use that time to focus on growing your business and the tools to do it.

• 19:55Bobby Lee?

  And the purple button.

• 19:57Speaker 03

  What's the purple button?

• 19:58Bobby Lee?

  You know about the purple button, don't you?

• 19:59Speaker 00

  What happens in the purple button?

• 20:00Bobby Lee?

  It's a classic purple button that you press on Shopify, the app.

• 20:04Speaker 02

  Uh, yeah, I've been trying to start getting my merch out there, T-shirts, stickers, all that stuff. And I just, I've been so overwhelmed with like, you know, trying to build it all myself. And so being able to use something like Shopify has just simplified everything. And I'm able to focus on writing jokes and, you know, actually focusing on my comedy and like,

• 20:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 20:20Speaker 02

  Not too much merch stuff.

• 20:21Bobby Lee?

  You know what, dude? I love it.

• 20:23Speaker 02

  Thank you.

• 20:24Bobby Lee?

  I love it a lot.

• 20:24Speaker 02

  Thank you.

• 20:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 20:26Speaker 00

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• 21:26Speaker 00

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• 22:15Bobby Lee?

  Was, if I think about the Sabrina Carpenter show, it was like I went, lived through a hell.

• 22:22Speaker 03

  I don't believe that.

• 22:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 22:23Speaker 04

  I saw the dance.

• 22:25Speaker 00

  You liked it.

• 22:25Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 22:26Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I was not dancing. I was not dancing. I wasn't.

• 22:30Speaker 03

  Tell us more, Jules. Tell us more.

• 22:32Speaker 02

  Describe everything you saw in detail, please.

• 22:35Speaker 04

  He was, he was just looking at, at her.

• 22:37Speaker 02

  In awe?

• 22:38Speaker 04

  Yeah, in awe.

• 22:39Speaker 02

  There we go, awe.

• 22:40Speaker 04

  And then I see like his hips moving with Sadie. And I was like, oh, he's like having fun.

• 22:45Bobby Lee?

  It's the old dude, right? Confused about even why this is music.

• 22:49Speaker 02

  We're like, oh.

• 22:51Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no. And it's like, oh, but like, you know, my girlfriend's 35. Okay? And she's in love with it, right? And she's dancing. And I don't want to be that angry, like, get off my lawn.

• 23:03Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 23:03Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? So I'm trying to like.

• 23:05Speaker 02

  You didn't like the performance art of it all of like?

• 23:08Speaker 04

  You said it was so fun.

• 23:11Speaker 03

  But he doesn't want to say that in front of the homies. I don't know why. You're in your 50s.

• 23:14Bobby Lee?

  Who are my homies? Hey, hey, bro. Nah, dog.

• 23:19Bobby Lee?

  Hey, playa?

• 23:19Speaker 02

  Sabrina fuckin'.

• 23:20Bobby Lee?

  Nah, familiar, dog. Yeah, yeah. At my level, brah. Yeah, yeah.

• 23:24Speaker 03

  You know what Shakira once said?

• 23:26Bobby Lee?

  Shakira once?

• 23:27Speaker 03

  The hips don't lie.

• 23:28Speaker 02

  Oh, that's true.

• 23:31Bobby Lee?

  Who did said that?

• 23:32Speaker 03

  Shakira.

• 23:33Bobby Lee?

  Shakiraland.

• 23:34Speaker 03

  Do you know who she was with for a long time?

• 23:36Bobby Lee?

  I don't know who you're talking about.

• 23:37Speaker 03

  Gerard Pique. Ex-wife.

• 23:40Bobby Lee?

  Gerard Pique?

• 23:41Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 23:42Bobby Lee?

  Oh, oh, yeah, Shakira, yeah. Oh, that's Shakira. She was dating the defender of Barcelona. Gerard Pique.

• 23:49Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 23:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 23:50Speaker 02

  And he's gay, right?

• 23:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, well, the.

• 23:51Speaker 03

  No, no, no.

• 23:53Bobby Lee?

  Oh, let me, I haven't brought this up in a long time.

• 23:56Speaker 03

  We did, but I want to take it back.

• 23:57Bobby Lee?

  I know, I don't want to, this is what, so let me say something. You know about gay?

• 24:00Speaker 02

  Uh, yeah. Right way to ask someone. I think so.

• 24:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you know about the gays. I love them.

• 24:06Speaker 02

  Me too.

• 24:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I do. So, um. So there was a, have you seen this photo?

• 24:11Speaker 04

  No.

• 24:11Bobby Lee?

  It was Gerard Pique and Zlatan Ibrahimovic. They were playing for Barcelona and they were.

• 24:18Speaker 04

  Zlatan's gay?

• 24:19Bobby Lee?

  I know, they, there was a photo that some photographer caught of them, right? In back of this building by a car.

• 24:27Speaker 02

  Whoa.

• 24:28Speaker 04

  Oh, that's so hot.

• 24:30Speaker 02

  No way. He did rivalry.

• 24:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, look at the fingers.

• 24:34Speaker 02

  Clalow.

• 24:35Bobby Lee?

  Zoom into the fingers.

• 24:36Speaker 02

  Clalow, what was your take back in the day?

• 24:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, what was your take on that?

• 24:39Speaker 03

  I, I don't remember, but I, my current take is that they're just European. Cause I.

• 24:43Speaker 02

  This is very European.

• 24:45Bobby Lee?

  Two Europeans.

• 24:45Speaker 03

  And like, what's so wrong?

• 24:47Speaker 02

  Two Europeans.

• 24:48Speaker 03

  Like, what's so wrong about dudes just being sweet and like?

• 24:51Bobby Lee?

  Did they just kiss on the side of the penis? Yeah.

• 24:56Speaker 03

  I actually really, I accept this photo wholeheartedly as just friendship.

• 25:00Speaker 02

  This is very challenging.

• 25:02Bobby Lee?

  Luke, Luke, if we were caught doing this.

• 25:05Speaker 03

  Try it, try it. Let's take a picture.

• 25:07Speaker 02

  I couldn't get into that position.

• 25:09Bobby Lee?

  If we were caught doing this alone in an alleyway.

• 25:12Speaker 02

  Right.

• 25:13Bobby Lee?

  And that came out.

• 25:14Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 25:14Bobby Lee?

  What would happen?

• 25:15Speaker 02

  Um, your career would be over.

• 25:19Speaker 00

  Bobby Lee was young.

• 25:20Speaker 02

  And my career would be just beginning. I think that would kick start a big flirt. Lots of interviews I think would follow.

• 25:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 25:28Speaker 02

  I don't know.

• 25:29Speaker 00

  What do you think?

• 25:29Bobby Lee?

  You think that's gay or do you think that's European?

• 25:32Speaker 04

  European and hot.

• 25:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:33Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 25:33Speaker 02

  Oh, that's all. We all agree it's hot, obviously. It's hot as hell.

• 25:36Speaker 04

  It's so hot.

• 25:37Bobby Lee?

  You think that's hot?

• 25:38Speaker 02

  I think there's a hotness because of the implication.

• 25:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:42Speaker 03

  Yeah, but you know what? I'll say this. Um, I really want Zlatan on this show, so I, I unclaim.

• 25:48Bobby Lee?

  Okay, here's what the real thing is about this photo.

• 25:51Speaker 00

  It's AI.

• 25:52Bobby Lee?

  No, it's not AI. The real thing is, is that they were close teammates.

• 25:56Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 25:57Bobby Lee?

  Zlatan was leaving Barcelona.

• 25:58Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 25:59Bobby Lee?

  Okay. This is probably their last day together.

• 26:02Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 26:02Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? Cause they were close teammates and Zlatan's crying like, you know, I don't want to go to AC Milan. I don't know where he went. But my point is, is that, you know, I could see me and Andrew doing that.

• 26:11Speaker 03

  I could see it too.

• 26:12Speaker 02

  It seems like they started with a tap up.

• 26:14Speaker 00

  You do do that.

• 26:15Bobby Lee?

  I do do that.

• 26:16Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 26:16Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 26:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there are times where we're.

• 26:17Speaker 03

  You guys like kissing the lips.

• 26:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Okay, you're right.

• 26:21Speaker 02

  It seemed like they were shaking hands kind of and maybe pulling away at the last second and got caught.

• 26:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I've never shaken the hand like that. Yeah. Anyway, um, I also want to say, um, we never talked about this, but, uh,

• 26:37Bobby Lee?

  I, I felt really emotional this weekend because, um, of the fight and determination by this Mexican World Cup side.

• 26:46Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 26:47Bobby Lee?

  They, they fought their heart out.

• 26:49Speaker 03

  Heart out.

• 26:50Bobby Lee?

  They never, they should have won.

• 26:52Speaker 00

  Amazing energy.

• 26:52Bobby Lee?

  Never won, they should have won.

• 26:53Speaker 03

  Why do you think that?

• 26:54Bobby Lee?

  Because of the stats. They had more possession, you know, they had, you know.

• 26:57Speaker 03

  But you're Jude Bellingham.

• 26:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, it was a, and then, uh, England was down to 10, um, men and they brought in Dan Burn and Stones to defend their eyes. And so it was just one of the greatest. Okay, there we go.

• 27:15Bobby Lee?

  It's actually a lot less gay now. Yeah, it's less gay now. Yeah, yeah.

• 27:18Speaker 03

  Bobby's sad about the departure.

• 27:22Bobby Lee?

  Like, who is this guy? I look like Zlatan's assistant.

• 27:28Bobby Lee?

  You know, Arsenio Hall has a Korean assistant that looks like me.

• 27:32Speaker 03

  Oh, really?

• 27:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, anyway, I don't know why I said that, but anyway. Mexico spirit. So anyway, let's go back to Mexico spirit.

• 27:37Speaker 03

  My, my guess is he went up to you and that's the only thing he said. Hey Bobby, I have an assistant. Look, looks just like.

• 27:42Bobby Lee?

  No, he never said that.

• 27:43Speaker 03

  He didn't say that?

• 27:44Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no. What happens is, I always see, I forgot his name, but this Korean dude. And I know that Arsenio's coming.

• 27:51Speaker 03

  Oh, I see, I see.

• 27:53Bobby Lee?

  And I'll give him a hug.

• 27:54Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 27:54Bobby Lee?

  I go, uh.

• 27:56Speaker 03

  Hey, twin.

• 27:58Bobby Lee?

  What's A A chat? He goes, he's coming.

• 28:01Speaker 03

  Oh, okay.

• 28:01Bobby Lee?

  He's one of the nicest guys in the world. Anyway, you know about him.

• 28:04Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 28:05Bobby Lee?

  But anyway, Mexico, let's go back to Mexico. The Mexico, um, they fought their, um, heart out and, um, I feel super bad. But here's the thing. You put it on the line, you made your country proud. And I'm gonna say the opposite of the US team. What a fucking humiliating disaster.

• 28:24Speaker 03

  Oh, right.

• 28:25Bobby Lee?

  No heart, no midfield.

• 28:28Speaker 03

  Oh, wow.

• 28:28Bobby Lee?

  No desire.

• 28:29Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 28:30Bobby Lee?

  Um, shame. Shame on your US.

• 28:33Speaker 02

  And the red card thing meant nothing. It was super embarrassing.

• 28:36Speaker 03

  Can I just say one thing, though?

• 28:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 28:38Speaker 03

  Now, I know it's not the time to shit on your home team, Korea. I, I don't like that when it's like, you, you treat your players so poorly and have a shitty homecoming. You boo them if they don't like live up to whatever expectation you had for them. It's so fucked up.

• 28:54Bobby Lee?

  No. Nope.

• 28:57Speaker 03

  What do you mean?

• 28:58Bobby Lee?

  No! I kinda like the drama. I like the drama of it. Also, it's also, you know, I'm sorry, but when did the Philippines get knocked out?

• 29:05Speaker 03

  Why are you attacking me? Why are you attacking me?

• 29:09Bobby Lee?

  Cause it's been a fight we've had all week, you know what I mean? I go, what? She's like, Korea didn't do good. They got knocked out.

• 29:14Speaker 03

  But man, I just say.

• 29:15Bobby Lee?

  And I'm like, oh, when did, when did the Philippines play?

• 29:17Speaker 03

  Oh, hang on, hang on. We have Alex Desi.

• 29:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what? Round 16, Wimbledon.

• 29:22Speaker 03

  Yes, right. Alex Yala. Hell, yeah.

• 29:24Bobby Lee?

  That's not soccer. What are you talking about?

• 29:26Speaker 03

  Not only that, but Alex Yala just beat Iga, who was.

• 29:30Bobby Lee?

  Oh, right?

• 29:31Speaker 03

  Yes. Who was the defending champion of last year's Wimbledon. No. So, we have our own thing going.

• 29:39Speaker 03

  And by the way, and by the way, you cannot compare the kind of sports access, the funding, all the things Korea has versus such little support from the actual Philippine like sports commission.

• 29:51Bobby Lee?

  I'm just saying.

• 29:52Speaker 03

  If you were to take those Filipino, I'm saying, if you were to take any one of those Filipino athletes and give them the actual support like all of these western countries would get, they would fucking crush it.

• 30:02Speaker 04

  How much is a ball?

• 30:04Speaker 03

  What do you mean? They don't have a youth program like that.

• 30:08Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean a youth program?

• 30:09Speaker 03

  Like in England, you're born into it. There's no money, there's no support. I'm just saying, it's different, okay?

• 30:15Speaker 00

  Actually, yeah. How much is a soccer ball? Go ahead.

• 30:18Bobby Lee?

  Um, I would say it's a hundred dollars.

• 30:20Speaker 00

  Hundred seventy dollars.

• 30:21Speaker 04

  That's so expensive.

• 30:22Bobby Lee?

  I'll buy twenty of them for, okay, I'll plant the seed. Next time we go to the Philippines, I'll buy twenty balls.

• 30:29Speaker 03

  That's it? You cheap motherfucker?

• 30:31Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean? How much is a program?

• 30:33Speaker 00

  You had to build a fucking facility, though.

• 30:34Bobby Lee?

  We'll build a soccer facility.

• 30:36Speaker 03

  Oh my god, do you wanna?

• 30:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:37Speaker 04

  In Cebu.

• 30:38Bobby Lee?

  In Cebu, right?

• 30:39Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 30:39Bobby Lee?

  But I'm telling you right now, twenty years from now, if there's no national team, I'm gonna burn Cebu to the ground.

• 30:44Speaker 03

  They do have a national team, they're called Ascalps. They're amazing.

• 30:48Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 30:49Speaker 03

  Yes, they're good.

• 30:50Bobby Lee?

  They're more rascals than Ascalps.

• 30:52Speaker 03

  But tell me why, tell me why your people turn against their own.

• 30:56Bobby Lee?

  Because we're about

• 30:57Speaker 00

  Shame.

• 30:58Bobby Lee?

  Shame. And it's like, you didn't, you humiliating in a fashion, didn't make it through the group stages?

• 31:06Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's the kind of, that's what happens in sports, duh.

• 31:09Speaker 04

  But there was already a scandal before it because of Sun, no?

• 31:12Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 31:13Speaker 04

  Cause he wasn't, he didn't do the military.

• 31:15Speaker 00

  It's just intense to get that.

• 31:17Bobby Lee?

  Who cares about that?

• 31:18Speaker 04

  And so everyone, like, all the news in Korea were like, oh, like, we don't, we shouldn't cheer for him.

• 31:23Speaker 03

  Oh, really?

• 31:24Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow.

• 31:25Speaker 00

  I feel bad, though, to be an athlete.

• 31:28Bobby Lee?

  Well, the Koreans are, yeah, Koreans are weird, look at that.

• 31:32Speaker 03

  That's crazy.

• 31:33Bobby Lee?

  He's a liar.

• 31:34Speaker 03

  Oh, the guy came with a drum.

• 31:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:36Speaker 02

  It's, it is funny to think about all the people who showed up for this. I really respect those people's determination and their drive.

• 31:42Speaker 03

  And I think that the, the, the team, the plane arrived at like three and four, four in the morning.

• 31:45Speaker 02

  I really respect those.

• 31:46Speaker 03

  So they like slept overnight.

• 31:47Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 31:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I, I think the reason why people showed up, I would have showed up too if I was Korean.

• 31:53Speaker 03

  What would you have said? What would you have screamed out loud?

• 31:55Bobby Lee?

  Buru, yeburu, why? I don't, wouldn't have known a lot of English.

• 31:59Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 32:00Bobby Lee?

  Why? Not good. You know what I mean? Stuff like that.

• 32:04Speaker 02

  Right.

• 32:04Bobby Lee?

  But, but I would speak Korean, so I would say that in Korean, so I would have known more. Anyway, I don't know why that would be. I would just do it in English.

• 32:10Speaker 00

  Yeah, why would you also have an accent?

• 32:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, anyway, um, it's, it's, they showed up so that they could remind them that, hey, next time, this is what's gonna happen.

• 32:21Speaker 02

  Hmm.

• 32:22Bobby Lee?

  Like, you gotta fu- you gotta put your life on the line.

• 32:25Speaker 02

  Well, it is.

• 32:26Speaker 03

  They were though. They did.

• 32:27Bobby Lee?

  I don't think.

• 32:28Speaker 03

  Really?

• 32:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't think so.

• 32:29Speaker 03

  I think there's a lot of criticism for the coach, you know, like who he put in, who he benched, blah, blah.

• 32:34Bobby Lee?

  But, but, I don't know why it reverted. I was talking about the USA and then you, all of a sudden you had to rip on Korea.

• 32:41Speaker 03

  I don't like shitting on any athletes that try their best.

• 32:44Bobby Lee?

  They didn't try their best. Yeah, and.

• 32:46Speaker 02

  And the US kinda, you know, it's a little bit of almost cheating with the red card thing.

• 32:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:49Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 32:50Bobby Lee?

  And I, I think that there was a little bit of karma there.

• 32:54Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 32:54Speaker 00

  I just think pressure.

• 32:55Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 32:56Bobby Lee?

  It's like this, I think everyone knew it was wrong, and I think the best thing that could have happened if Balladon, is that his name?

• 33:03Speaker 03

  Balligan, yeah.

• 33:04Bobby Lee?

  Balligan said, yo, I know that Trump overturned it with the FIFA president, but.

• 33:09Speaker 00

  British accent.

• 33:09Speaker 02

  Why does he say yo?

• 33:10Speaker 00

  He's British, he says bruv.

• 33:12Speaker 03

  Yeah, bruv.

• 33:13Bobby Lee?

  He's, he's, oh, bruv.

• 33:16Speaker 00

  There we go.

• 33:17Bobby Lee?

  I know, I know, I know that Trump. Bruh, bruv, right? Overturned this, but it's like.

• 33:27Speaker 03

  It's lies.

• 33:27Speaker 00

  It's lies.

• 33:28Speaker 03

  Are you?

• 33:29Bobby Lee?

  I think, you know what I mean, I think that I should just, you know, stay on the bench this time. It's just ethically wrong. Hello?

• 33:38Speaker 00

  Wrong.

• 33:40Bobby Lee?

  Ta ta, or whatever they say.

• 33:42Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 33:42Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 33:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I think that he should have maybe sat down and said, it feels weird. And then it would have, then the bad mojo would have been gone. You know?

• 33:52Speaker 00

  There was a cloud.

• 33:53Bobby Lee?

  I think there was a cloud of like, are we cheating?

• 33:56Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 33:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it didn't feel right.

• 33:58Speaker 03

  Maybe it took away their, like, grit.

• 33:59Bobby Lee?

  Their grit.

• 34:00Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 34:01Bobby Lee?

  That's all I wanna see is blood.

• 34:02Speaker 03

  Oh, my god.

• 34:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, when you say grit, I mean, like, not blood, but, but like grit. Like, like, I, like, like, you know, I'll, I'll give you an example.

• 34:09Speaker 03

  Like, your life depends on it.

• 34:11Bobby Lee?

  Bellingham's first goal.

• 34:12Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 34:13Bobby Lee?

  Was that an Arsenal goal, by the way?

• 34:15Speaker 00

  Congratulations.

• 34:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, it was Rice running down the fucking field, giving to Bakayosaka.

• 34:19Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 34:20Bobby Lee?

  Bakayosaka did that lob in.

• 34:22Speaker 00

  He fed it, yeah.

• 34:22Bobby Lee?

  But here's what, what the difference between your life on the line and not, is Bellingham, that's so dangerous to head in that way.

• 34:31Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 34:31Bobby Lee?

  Because you don't know what the keeper's gonna do. Like, he's putting his head on the line for the team.

• 34:40Speaker 03

  She's, that's all she's been saying all right, all our, the whole drive over here.

• 34:43Speaker 00

  So, is it because he's British and black, or what?

• 34:46Speaker 03

  He's just a good-looking kid.

• 34:47Speaker 04

  He's good-looking and he's so good.

• 34:50Speaker 00

  This is him giving a jersey to Mora.

• 34:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:52Speaker 00

  Oh, Jules is like, "Saddening."

• 34:54Bobby Lee?

  That was sweet, that was sweet, yeah. Well, he has a brother named Job, I think, right?

• 34:58Speaker 04

  Yeah, his brother is hot, too.

• 34:59Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 35:00Speaker 00

  Nice. Thanks for the research.

• 35:01Bobby Lee?

  Thanks for the research. But, anyway, he put his life on the line, I think. Mexico put their life on the line, that's all we wanna see as a nation, is somebody, somebody like, you know, just going, you know, this is more than me.

• 35:13Speaker 03

  I was rooting for Mexico all the way.

• 35:15Bobby Lee?

  I know, why?

• 35:17Speaker 03

  I don't know, I just love the team, I like my Mochoa, I like, there's so much, there's just so much, I don't know, like, as they were going on when they beat, like, Korea, like, there's so many things that, to love about that team.

• 35:30Speaker 00

  They were hosting, too.

• 35:31Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 35:32Speaker 00

  Azteca was amazing.

• 35:33Speaker 03

  And, yeah, and like, I just like the team, I like underdogs, you know?

• 35:36Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you like the underground?

• 35:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, undergrounds. Um, and I know, but I also love the Arsenal kids, they're like, young and like, they're, they're excellent, I don't know.

• 35:46Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 35:46Speaker 03

  I just had a soft spot for Mexico all the way.

• 35:48Bobby Lee?

  They lost.

• 35:49Speaker 03

  They're also our neighbors.

• 35:50Bobby Lee?

  I know, I love them, too.

• 35:51Speaker 04

  Yeah, and we're Mexicans of Asia, so.

• 35:53Bobby Lee?

  Who are?

• 35:54Speaker 00

  The Filipinos?

• 35:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, you guys are the Mexicans of Asia.

• 35:56Speaker 03

  I think that we were closest in, like, you know, kinship feeling towards Mexico.

• 36:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:01Speaker 03

  Yeah, called, same colonizer, you know?

• 36:03Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 36:04Speaker 03

  Yeah, from Mexico.

• 36:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so, so, now, now that they're gone, you, what, you're Spanish now? You're rooting for, rooting for Spain?

• 36:10Speaker 04

  No, I'm not rooting for Spain.

• 36:10Speaker 03

  No way!

• 36:11Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 36:11Speaker 04

  That's our colonizer!

• 36:13Speaker 03

  That's our colonizer, also, I did date a guy.

• 36:16Bobby Lee?

  I know, I know you did, I remember that, and a fucking rugby professional.

• 36:19Speaker 03

  Why did you follow him?

• 36:20Bobby Lee?

  I followed him.

• 36:21Speaker 03

  On Instagram, that was the weirdest.

• 36:22Bobby Lee?

  Dude, I competed against rugby professionals.

• 36:24Speaker 03

  Not rugby, footy.

• 36:26Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 36:26Speaker 03

  Footy.

• 36:27Bobby Lee?

  Footy.

• 36:27Speaker 04

  Was he handsome with that?

• 36:29Speaker 03

  Nah.

• 36:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he was.

• 36:31Speaker 03

  Tall, tall.

• 36:31Bobby Lee?

  Tall. He looks like a midfielder, a soccer player. I beat them all out! And I landed this.

• 36:38Speaker 03

  And then he followed them on Instagram.

• 36:39Bobby Lee?

  I followed them. I destroyed them.

• 36:41Speaker 03

  And then my, I would get texts like-

• 36:43Bobby Lee?

  And then no one will believe that I was dating you.

• 36:45Speaker 03

  And then I would get random texts like, "Eh, por qué?"

• 36:52Speaker 03

  Just a screenshot of Bobby Lee is now following you.

• 36:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:55Speaker 03

  I'm like, ooh.

• 36:55Bobby Lee?

  Oh yeah, it's weird.

• 36:56Speaker 03

  I'm like, I don't know.

• 36:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:58Speaker 03

  No sé.

• 36:59Bobby Lee?

  I ask my girlfriend all the time, I go, "Why, I'm ugly." She's like, "To me, you're not."

• 37:06Speaker 02

  Not a great answer, but good enough. But to me, you're not. How about, "No, you're not."

• 37:14Bobby Lee?

  But I am not.

• 37:16Speaker 02

  I'm saying, yeah, no, you're not.

• 37:18Speaker 03

  But why do you keep asking that question? What are you trying to hear?

• 37:21Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 37:22Speaker 00

  Why me?

• 37:24Speaker 03

  When you look at this blonde, tall goddess of a woman who is your girlfriend, and you, do you like being in the position of, "Why me?"

• 37:33Speaker 00

  Changed your voice?

• 37:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't change my voice.

• 37:36Speaker 03

  He does baby voice. I know!

• 37:37Bobby Lee?

  I don't do-

• 37:38Speaker 03

  I hear it!

• 37:39Bobby Lee?

  Don't say the name. Yeah, what do I do? What do I say?

• 37:42Speaker 03

  You do baby voice.

• 37:43Bobby Lee?

  Like what? Give me an example.

• 37:44Speaker 03

  You're like, "Hi, my love."

• 37:49Bobby Lee?

  I've never done that!

• 37:50Speaker 03

  You're doing that!

• 37:50Bobby Lee?

  I have never done that! It's insane!

• 37:52Speaker 03

  You're doing like, was it sweet, sweet pea or some- Yeah, it's sweet pea.

• 37:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I call everyone sweet pea when they're dating me. Yeah, because she's like, "Why are there so many songs about rainbows?"

• 38:06Speaker 03

  I thought it was a J's. I thought it was a J's.

• 38:08Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no. "And what's on the other side? Rainbows are visions, but only..."

• 38:17Speaker 03

  Now you're dropping names.

• 38:18Bobby Lee?

  Illusions? Yeah.

• 38:20Speaker 00

  You're killing me.

• 38:20Bobby Lee?

  "Rainbows have nothing to hide." What are you doing? You know what I don't like about that song?

• 38:25Speaker 03

  What?

• 38:26Bobby Lee?

  The first line is a lie.

• 38:28Speaker 03

  What is the first line?

• 38:29Bobby Lee?

  "Why are there so many songs about rainbows?"

• 38:33Speaker 03

  Oh, there are. Let's name them.

• 38:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there's no songs about rainbows.

• 38:36Speaker 03

  I can name three already.

• 38:37Bobby Lee?

  Alright, what?

• 38:38Speaker 03

  Okay. "I love a rainbow."

• 38:41Bobby Lee?

  Who sings that?

• 38:42Speaker 03

  Miss Rachel? Yes.

• 38:43Speaker 02

  Miss Rachel?

• 38:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the song was written in the 50's.

• 38:47Speaker 03

  Okay, another one, another one. An 80's one, an 80's one. "Butterfly in the sky."

• 38:51Bobby Lee?

  Before the 60's.

• 38:52Speaker 03

  "I sigh, take a look."

• 38:54Bobby Lee?

  What year was that?

• 38:54Speaker 03

  "It's in a book."

• 38:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that, no!

• 38:58Bobby Lee?

  This song was written, right, in the 60s or early 70s.

• 39:02Speaker 03

  I can think of-

• 39:03Bobby Lee?

  At the time, what? Rainbow Connection.

• 39:05Speaker 03

  Okay, there's another Hawaiian one.

• 39:07Speaker 02

  Somewhere over the rainbow?

• 39:08Speaker 03

  No, not, yeah, that one is-

• 39:09Speaker 00

  Classic.

• 39:09Speaker 03

  But there's another one that says, um, it's Aloha's favorite song. I should know this.

• 39:13Speaker 00

  Rainbow Connection is 1980.

• 39:15Bobby Lee?

  Okay, 1980. So how many Rainbow songs were there before 1980?

• 39:19Speaker 03

  Ah, I don't know.

• 39:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

• 39:21Speaker 03

  Somewhere over the rainbow, I think, was before 1980.

• 39:25Bobby Lee?

  That's true.

• 39:25Speaker 03

  Yeah, well before.

• 39:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's-

• 39:27Speaker 02

  That's kind of the one, though. That's the-

• 39:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, thank you, Luke. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the classic one.

• 39:31Speaker 02

  That's the one Rainbow song.

• 39:33Bobby Lee?

  To say there, why are there so many?

• 39:35Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 39:35Bobby Lee?

  You mean, you would think that there's like a hundred.

• 39:37Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 39:38Speaker 03

  I bet there are.

• 39:40Bobby Lee?

  Why are you so argumentative? Why, why that one time you'd be like, you know what, you're right?

• 39:45Speaker 03

  I think that it's just because why are you mad about songs about Rainbow?

• 39:48Bobby Lee?

  Rainbow songs, okay.

• 39:49Speaker 03

  Rainbow, Rainbow Songs.

• 39:52Speaker 02

  What's going on, bro?

• 39:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't know what's going on, but, yeah.

• 39:54Speaker 03

  Yes, of course. My brother is. Brother is is like the most known one. Rainbow, Casey Musgraves, love that song.

• 39:59Bobby Lee?

  All right, all right, you proved my point. What a wonderful world. Oh, yeah, it says Rainbow in it.

• 40:04Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 40:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay.

• 40:06Speaker 02

  See ya.

• 40:07Bobby Lee?

  You're right, let's move on. I'm wrong. Kesha has one, okay.

• 40:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, everyone has one, yeah.

• 40:13Speaker 00

  Do you have baby voice, uh, for your girlfriend?

• 40:16Speaker 02

  Um-

• 40:17Speaker 00

  Be honest, please.

• 40:18Speaker 02

  Hmm, I'd rather not be honest and say no.

• 40:21Bobby Lee?

  Ah. Oh, so you do.

• 40:22Speaker 03

  Of course.

• 40:24Speaker 02

  Sometimes, sometimes, yeah.

• 40:27Speaker 03

  I think that's totally okay.

• 40:29Bobby Lee?

  So I'm in, I'm in the kitchen. I'm your girlfriend.

• 40:32Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 40:33Bobby Lee?

  Right, you're in the living room.

• 40:34Speaker 02

  I could see it.

• 40:34Bobby Lee?

  You're in the living room.

• 40:35Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 40:36Bobby Lee?

  You see my back.

• 40:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, well, just, you know what I mean, I'm washing something, right? And you want her to bring her to your room, do a baby voice. What kind of baby voice would you do?

• 40:45Speaker 02

  Uh... I don't know, uh-

• 40:51Speaker 02

  Be honest.

• 40:53Bobby Lee?

  You gotta get me into the room.

• 40:55Speaker 02

  What are you doing?

• 40:56Bobby Lee?

  I'm washing the dishes, I said. I'm waiting, I know, I'm so, I'm a perfectionist.

• 41:02Speaker 02

  I'm making a sandwich.

• 41:03Bobby Lee?

  You see me wash dishes?

• 41:04Speaker 04

  Yeah, and you suck at it.

• 41:06Bobby Lee?

  Can I do only circles? Go ahead.

• 41:10Speaker 02

  Do we have any?

• 41:10Bobby Lee?

  You're bad at improv.

• 41:11Speaker 02

  Do we have any treat? Ooh. Ah!

• 41:15Speaker 03

  I see, I see. Yeah, you're looking for sweet treat.

• 41:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 41:19Speaker 02

  I want treat.

• 41:20Speaker 03

  Oh wait, that's him too. I hung.

• 41:22Speaker 02

  Can you bring me?

• 41:22Bobby Lee?

  I hungo.

• 41:23Speaker 03

  A hungo.

• 41:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I do that. I hungo.

• 41:25Speaker 02

  I really want treat.

• 41:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:27Speaker 02

  Oh, I kinda wanna get a treat and a kiss.

• 41:30Speaker 03

  And then you go, what do you mean?

• 41:31Speaker 02

  What do you mean? Can I have a treat and a kiss, maybe?

• 41:33Bobby Lee?

  You don't think that's sexy?

• 41:35Speaker 03

  Oh, I love it.

• 41:36Speaker 04

  That's so cute.

• 41:37Speaker 00

  Do you guys have baby voices for men?

• 41:40Speaker 03

  What do you mean? Like this? I wanna suck your cock. Let me get in there, brother. You asshole.

• 41:48Speaker 03

  That's exactly how I talk to a little, let me get in there, brother. Hey, brother. Yeah.

• 41:53Bobby Lee?

  No, they do, they, you know, I mean.

• 41:54Speaker 03

  Of course.

• 41:55Bobby Lee?

  They act cute. Like, sometimes she'll go into a dance, you know, in her underwear, right? And I'm like, you know, I already came.

• 42:05Bobby Lee?

  You're kinda like, oh, the dance thing is a prequel to.

• 42:10Speaker 03

  This is foreplay.

• 42:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but anyway, no, I like it. It's cute. Yeah.

• 42:15Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 42:15Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 42:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's, you know, it's, uh...

• 42:20Bobby Lee?

  I like to be in relationships where you feel like children.

• 42:22Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 42:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, where it's playful and fun.

• 42:24Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 42:24Bobby Lee?

  And then an inventor.

• 42:26Speaker 02

  I kinda like to, I like to rage bait more than baby voice, really.

• 42:30Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, arguments.

• 42:31Speaker 02

  Yes, where you're like, uh, what the fuck are you doing? What's wrong with you? Well, and just try to get her mad.

• 42:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:37Speaker 02

  That's kinda the bet.

• 42:38Bobby Lee?

  I try to go like, I don't think women should have the right to vote.

• 42:41Speaker 02

  Yes, exactly.

• 42:42Bobby Lee?

  And then just, oh, start an argument.

• 42:44Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 42:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:44Speaker 02

  What do you?

• 42:45Speaker 05

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• 43:18Bobby Lee?

  I mean.

• 43:19Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 43:19Bobby Lee?

  Like I'm just saying.

• 43:22Speaker 00

  What's antagonizing?

• 43:23Speaker 02

  The argument is the best.

• 43:24Speaker 03

  That's a firestarter.

• 43:25Bobby Lee?

  I like, it's, you jokingly argue.

• 43:27Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 43:29Speaker 00

  I don't know if girls like that.

• 43:30Bobby Lee?

  I think women like it.

• 43:33Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 43:33Bobby Lee?

  I think they like it.

• 43:34Speaker 02

  Or like, I never, I always drive us everywhere we go, so sometimes we'll leave for somewhere and I'll be like, oh, and then, can we get, like, you'll drive, like, here are your keys, like, go drive, and she'll get pretty upset. What? What the fuck?

• 43:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what, that's not even cute.

• 43:48Speaker 02

  You drive us.

• 43:48Bobby Lee?

  You're asking her to work.

• 43:50Speaker 02

  Yeah, you drive us. You drive us, you pay for dinner, and I'm, I'm just a little baby.

• 43:55Speaker 02

  I'm just a baby, I can't do anything.

• 43:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see, I see, I see.

• 43:58Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 43:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 43:59Speaker 02

  And girls love that.

• 44:03Speaker 02

  Get out of here.

• 44:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And, so you told me earlier that now you pay for all the meals?

• 44:10Speaker 02

  I try to pay for all the meals, as much as, as she will let me, but she likes to pay for some reason, that's like, she's into that.

• 44:17Bobby Lee?

  I will not allow it.

• 44:18Speaker 02

  I try not to allow it, but you know.

• 44:20Bobby Lee?

  I will never allow it. I mean, is that sexism?

• 44:24Speaker 03

  No, I don't think it's, for you, it doesn't stem from sexism, I think it's just...

• 44:28Bobby Lee?

  Insecurity?

• 44:29Speaker 03

  No, I think it, you, that's your, like, fundament, like, fundamentally, like, you believe as though, like...

• 44:34Speaker 00

  Love language giving, gift giving, kind of.

• 44:36Speaker 03

  A woman already gives, like, so much, like, it's the least you can do.

• 44:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 44:39Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 44:40Bobby Lee?

  It's, I think it's, maybe it's my generation or whatever, but it's just always just been built in.

• 44:45Speaker 03

  You're also just very generous, though, I would not, not even just with girlfriends, like, you're generous with friends.

• 44:49Bobby Lee?

  With the valet, valet.

• 44:50Speaker 03

  Valet, like, everyone you come across, so like, that's just you.

• 44:53Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 44:53Speaker 03

  You agree about that.

• 44:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but, you know, my intentions, I'm, I've been questioning it as of late.

• 44:58Speaker 03

  Okay, let's go through them.

• 44:59Speaker 00

  I like this.

• 44:59Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 45:00Speaker 00

  What do you mean you're questioning your intentions?

• 45:02Bobby Lee?

  My, I don't know, it's like, sometimes I'll be like, like, a valet's five dollars, for instance, and someone's like, oh, here's thirty.

• 45:11Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 45:11Bobby Lee?

  Right? And there's no thank you.

• 45:15Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 45:15Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 45:15Bobby Lee?

  And I'll walk away like.

• 45:18Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 45:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. What are you writing down? You haven't said anything in this podcast.

• 45:23Speaker 04

  Yeah, I did, but I'm writing hearts.

• 45:27Speaker 00

  That's how dry.

• 45:27Speaker 03

  Jules, you and me both.

• 45:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. That's how bored you guys are?

• 45:31Speaker 02

  I, I had a valet moment like that where I went out to dinner with my girlfriend's parents recently and went to pay the valet and it was like, you know, eight bucks or something. And then I was like, hey, I'm paying for my ticket, but then I'm also paying for their ticket.

• 45:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 45:43Speaker 02

  Her parents.

• 45:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 45:44Speaker 02

  Their valet ticket.

• 45:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that was really cool.

• 45:46Speaker 02

  Yeah, like, hey, I'll pay for it. And I tipped the guy. There you go. Take it.

• 45:50Bobby Lee?

  How much was the tip? Don't.

• 45:52Speaker 02

  Uh, I think I gave him 20 bucks and then it was for two tickets. So he gave me $4 back and then I tipped him $2.

• 45:59Speaker 03

  Oh, my God.

• 46:00Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 46:01Speaker 02

  Should I have said, keep the four? Maybe I should have. I don't know.

• 46:04Speaker 00

  A little too low, brother.

• 46:05Speaker 02

  I should have just given the 20.

• 46:06Speaker 03

  That's not, that's just four and the.

• 46:08Bobby Lee?

  That's not a tip. Yeah, yeah, that's a. That's not that.

• 46:10Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 46:11Bobby Lee?

  Those are $20 bills you're doing.

• 46:13Speaker 02

  But I paid for.

• 46:14Speaker 03

  The sound you were looking for was womp, womp.

• 46:17Speaker 02

  Oh, that's two. I don't know. I should have said.

• 46:20Bobby Lee?

  Wrong sound.

• 46:20Speaker 02

  I should have just given 20.

• 46:22Bobby Lee?

  You basically stabbed the valet.

• 46:24Speaker 02

  Yeah, he's probably like.

• 46:25Bobby Lee?

  That's what that was.

• 46:27Speaker 02

  $2. $2. I don't know. I don't know. I, I don't know. Eight, whatever.

• 46:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's not good.

• 46:32Speaker 02

  Well, but so I paid for them for their ticket, which ultimately the valet guy's probably like, oh, you just fucked me because he would have tipped me more money.

• 46:38Bobby Lee?

  Way more.

• 46:38Speaker 02

  But so I paid for their ticket, but then as, as we're getting in the car, leaving, I'm like, oh, they're gonna see that I paid. That's gonna be like, sick.

• 46:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 46:46Speaker 02

  I saw a different couple kind of come down and they were like, oh, no, no, you go and, and let them go in front. And I think the valet guy got confused. And I think he might have had me pay for this random other people's ticket.

• 46:58Bobby Lee?

  That's what you deserve.

• 46:59Speaker 02

  What?

• 47:00Bobby Lee?

  That was life karma in your face, dude.

• 47:02Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 47:02Speaker 03

  I would have to agree, Luke.

• 47:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 47:04Speaker 02

  I don't know.

• 47:05Bobby Lee?

  Womp, womp, dude.

• 47:05Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 47:06Speaker 02

  It's hard. I, I don't really know. Tipping culture for me is like very different.

• 47:09Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so let me ask you something. Let me ask you this.

• 47:12Speaker 03

  You were born and raised here in LA, right?

• 47:13Speaker 02

  Yes, yes. No, but I, I tip, but now with the iPad, it's like I tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip. And then when someone goes, oh, this is $8. I'm like, look, if you don't show me a screen, like I, I have no fucking idea what you want from me.

• 47:24Speaker 00

  Oh, interesting.

• 47:25Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 47:25Speaker 02

  Like, okay, it's $8.

• 47:27Speaker 03

  He's a generation.

• 47:28Speaker 02

  Here's two, right? That's good. It was $8. I gave you two.

• 47:33Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see.

• 47:34Speaker 02

  But if you flipped an iPad around.

• 47:36Speaker 03

  Price. And but he iPad is his generation because they're younger.

• 47:40Speaker 02

  Flip it around.

• 47:41Speaker 03

  He had to do the math.

• 47:42Speaker 02

  I get to pick which which one I want to get, how much I like you, fifteen, twenty.

• 47:46Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 47:46Speaker 02

  The math.

• 47:47Bobby Lee?

  But I always do custom. Have you ever pressed custom?

• 47:50Speaker 02

  Yeah, I press custom and I have one dollar. I've gone way low on a custom.

• 47:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, no, I go high at custom. You don't.

• 47:58Speaker 02

  Do you try to make it very obvious you're clicking custom?

• 48:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I show them my finger, everything. Come around here, come around here.

• 48:04Speaker 02

  Hey, most custom.

• 48:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 48:05Speaker 02

  Come around.

• 48:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, come here and look, look at the iPad together. And I I look in their eyes and I go three, zero, zero.

• 48:10Speaker 02

  Would you do this before you had money?

• 48:14Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 48:15Speaker 03

  Yes, he.

• 48:16Bobby Lee?

  I've always been like that. Because it's like you have to act like you're the shit. And when you're cheap like you.

• 48:23Speaker 02

  I'm not cheap.

• 48:26Speaker 02

  I I'm confused.

• 48:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like tonight, for instance.

• 48:31Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 48:31Bobby Lee?

  Okay. I would like you to tip well.

• 48:34Speaker 02

  Okay, well.

• 48:35Bobby Lee?

  He's going on a date with his girlfriend.

• 48:36Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 48:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and.

• 48:37Speaker 02

  Where? Bevel?

• 48:39Bobby Lee?

  Bevel.

• 48:39Speaker 03

  Oh, that place is good. They have the good mushroom kebab.

• 48:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 48:43Speaker 02

  Mushroom, okay.

• 48:44Speaker 03

  Mushroom kebab.

• 48:44Bobby Lee?

  And then the duck hummus.

• 48:47Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 48:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's really good.

• 48:48Speaker 02

  That'll take some convincing to order, but I'll do it. Yeah, yeah.

• 48:51Bobby Lee?

  No, you have to eat the duck hummus.

• 48:52Speaker 02

  I'll do it, I'll do it.

• 48:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:53Speaker 02

  But so tip.

• 48:54Bobby Lee?

  But here's the thing, since I'm paying for it.

• 48:56Speaker 02

  Yeah. Allegedly.

• 48:59Speaker 03

  You're paying for it?

• 49:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I gave him money to take her on.

• 49:01Speaker 03

  Oh, okay.

• 49:02Speaker 02

  I was gonna.

• 49:03Bobby Lee?

  That's how generous.

• 49:03Speaker 02

  I was already gonna, let me tell you.

• 49:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but you were gonna tip poorly.

• 49:07Speaker 02

  I was.

• 49:07Bobby Lee?

  And and and the, no, no, no, no. I already, I have all the facts now. All right, I have all the facts, Lenny, right, Alex? Right? And I know now, right, that I had to do it. Because if on your own, you know what I mean, cognitive behavior, okay? You would have cheapened, you would have been cheap. Yeah, so what I'm telling you now is act, give them, you know, if it's eight dollars parking, give them the twenty.

• 49:36Speaker 02

  Right. So if the bill comes out, two hundred dollars.

• 49:40Speaker 03

  If you're lucky.

• 49:42Speaker 02

  Tip a hundred.

• 49:43Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 49:43Speaker 00

  Yeah, you might have to dip into your own funds after.

• 49:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, if it's two hundred dollars, which is not, because I know the restaurant.

• 49:50Speaker 02

  Okay, but I'm.

• 49:50Bobby Lee?

  It's gonna be way more.

• 49:51Speaker 02

  More?

• 49:53Speaker 03

  Yvonne is inexpensive.

• 49:54Bobby Lee?

  It's very expensive.

• 49:55Speaker 02

  Okay, okay.

• 49:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so it's gonna be more, right?

• 49:58Speaker 02

  I will say also, you paid, which is very, very nice. Thank you. Oh, thank you. But the, the, you also recommended the place also. So you're, you're, you are setting me up. I'm like, okay, I gotta make sure to navigate correctly.

• 50:11Bobby Lee?

  Well, I don't want to, I gave him the money first, and I want to go, we're going to McDonald's, you know what I mean? And then he's.

• 50:16Speaker 02

  I can tip a lot at McDonald's.

• 50:18Bobby Lee?

  They don't tip there, okay?

• 50:19Speaker 03

  You go to McDonald's for dates?

• 50:22Speaker 02

  No, but you know, you go to like, not McDonald's, but you know, Jitlada.

• 50:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Chipotle.

• 50:27Speaker 02

  Chipotle.

• 50:27Speaker 03

  Yeah, Jitlada is good.

• 50:29Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's not like expensive.

• 50:30Bobby Lee?

  Okay, anyway, tonight.

• 50:33Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 50:33Bobby Lee?

  You know, you're gonna tip well.

• 50:35Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 50:35Speaker 02

  So the bill comes out, it's three hundred dollars. You tip what?

• 50:39Bobby Lee?

  I would, if on three hundred, probably eighty to a hundred.

• 50:43Speaker 00

  And service there is pretty good.

• 50:44Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 50:45Bobby Lee?

  It's a classer.

• 50:46Speaker 02

  What happens if there's a waiter that you don't really like? You still give them a good tip as kind of a fuck you?

• 50:51Bobby Lee?

  Ask Clalow that question.

• 50:52Speaker 00

  You guys have different philosophies, alright?

• 50:53Speaker 03

  You double, you double the tip.

• 50:54Speaker 02

  Double? Is that true?

• 50:57Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 50:57Speaker 02

  I, because I like.

• 50:58Speaker 03

  You know why? You know why?

• 50:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 51:00Speaker 03

  Because they're probably, they're probably having, yeah, no, I honestly, I was like, they're probably having a really shitty day. And it's like, why not just reverse that for them? Because even if they like hate you and they're like, something about this patron I hate or whatever, they're not gonna hate you after that. And also, it's just like.

• 51:15Bobby Lee?

  It's mind boggling. You're doing a riddler.

• 51:17Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 51:18Bobby Lee?

  You're doing a Batman villain kind of a move.

• 51:20Speaker 00

  Okay, your intentions are different. Hers is about someone's having a bad day.

• 51:24Speaker 03

  Yeah, I was like, wait, where are you going?

• 51:26Bobby Lee?

  No, no, remember, we were at that one restaurant, Houdori.

• 51:28Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 51:29Bobby Lee?

  Right? And the waiter took my plate and he, as if he was skipping rocks on a lake.

• 51:35Speaker 03

  It let the boiling water splash.

• 51:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. It hopped around the table, right? And he just, like a frisbee, threw it on the table.

• 51:42Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 51:42Bobby Lee?

  Right? And I'm like, I got scalded.

• 51:47Speaker 02

  I feel like you must have done something to get that.

• 51:49Bobby Lee?

  No, I didn't. No, no, no. She was there.

• 51:50Speaker 03

  No, it was BCD tofu house.

• 51:52Bobby Lee?

  That's right, that's right.

• 51:53Speaker 03

  It was really late at night.

• 51:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:55Speaker 03

  And him and I always go there. I think our bill was like 50 bucks. He tipped the guy 100 bucks. And then he put a little smiley face on there. I thought it was because you thought he was having a bad day.

• 52:04Speaker 02

  No, no, no, no. The smiley face is the Joker sign off.

• 52:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the Joker. That's my signature. Signia, whatever.

• 52:10Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 52:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but it, no, what it is.

• 52:12Speaker 03

  Same move, different reasons.

• 52:13Bobby Lee?

  Same move, different reasons, but I'm gonna tell you, I'm gonna get your head wrapped around this right now, okay? It's not that. It's that I'm telling them, next time, don't throw it in my face.

• 52:24Speaker 00

  Will they read that?

• 52:25Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 52:25Speaker 00

  With the smiley face, will they know?

• 52:26Bobby Lee?

  I think that if you, he knows that he threw my dish like a disc.

• 52:30Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 52:31Bobby Lee?

  Right? That I got scalded, all right? And then he sees my tip, and I think there's a feeling of guilt now.

• 52:37Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 52:37Bobby Lee?

  Of like, oh, and now when I go to like Sun and Deng or any of these, they, they, they understand what the situation is.

• 52:45Speaker 02

  Everyone, everyone creates a path out the door.

• 52:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, sometimes I don't want to wait, you know, yeah, I mean, there's Asian treatment there.

• 52:51Speaker 03

  But that's still some type of control and manipulation.

• 52:53Bobby Lee?

  They took our photo off of Parks, by the way.

• 52:56Speaker 03

  Well, it was an unofficial photo.

• 52:58Bobby Lee?

  Doesn't matter, they took it off.

• 52:59Speaker 03

  Why?

• 53:00Bobby Lee?

  I don't know.

• 53:00Speaker 00

  He fancied it and get it back up.

• 53:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, get it back off, and also they replace it with Seth Rogen.

• 53:05Speaker 02

  What? So it is personal?

• 53:07Bobby Lee?

  That's not personal, I love Seth.

• 53:09Speaker 02

  No, but I'm saying they took it off and replaced, like, new celeb on there? That's weird.

• 53:13Bobby Lee?

  He's a new celeb?

• 53:14Speaker 02

  No, but like, oh, we're gonna swap.

• 53:16Bobby Lee?

  This is not a Freaks and Geeks Seth Rogen. It's like, you know what I mean, now Seth Rogen. New celeb.

• 53:21Speaker 03

  Imagine, imagine if you saw it and the picture was replaced by a picture of Jules.

• 53:25Bobby Lee?

  That wouldn't be, make me feel, that's still family.

• 53:28Speaker 03

  That's, yeah, that would be pretty cool.

• 53:29Bobby Lee?

  That'd be cool, but it's like, yeah, our photo was replaced, it's fine.

• 53:33Speaker 00

  How do you know this? Someone told you?

• 53:34Bobby Lee?

  No, I was just there. I know exactly where it is.

• 53:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, I do too, and I think it was moved upstairs.

• 53:39Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I think that's what the thing is, it's upstairs now.

• 53:41Speaker 03

  Yeah, I think it's upstairs, because I think I did look for a really long time too.

• 53:44Bobby Lee?

  I still have one at the top corner with Steven U.

• 53:47Speaker 00

  That's the OG, the fan.

• 53:49Bobby Lee?

  That's the fan, what the fan put on, yeah, which is a good, but that's upstairs now, that's fine.

• 53:53Speaker 02

  I don't know.

• 53:54Speaker 03

  The story.

• 53:55Speaker 02

  This guy took pictures up on.

• 53:57Speaker 03

  The story behind this is that usually they'll take a picture of the person who was dining there. The celebrity who's dining there.

• 54:04Speaker 02

  With the owner.

• 54:05Speaker 03

  That wasn't the case for us. We would go there every week thinking that they would ask us at some point. They never did. And then we talked about it on the show and a fan just printed a photo and just stuck it on the wall.

• 54:15Bobby Lee?

  Well, he pulled off a fucking other person's photo.

• 54:18Speaker 02

  Instagram.

• 54:18Bobby Lee?

  And then, yeah, and then put that photo on the wall.

• 54:21Speaker 03

  Oh, look, but dumbfounded is on top of us.

• 54:22Bobby Lee?

  No, he's gone too.

• 54:26Bobby Lee?

  He's gone too. Yeah, yeah. They, they changed it. I, I think that like when new BTSE kind of people go in there. They, they, they do it with relevancy.

• 54:35Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 54:36Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? And so now I'm upstairs.

• 54:37Speaker 03

  Is our star meter down?

• 54:39Bobby Lee?

  I really think it is. I think it is. Yeah, yeah. Which is fine. I, I, I think it is. It's, it, it doesn't really make me, you know?

• 54:45Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 54:46Bobby Lee?

  But when they completely take my photos off the wall, I might have to stop going there.

• 54:49Speaker 03

  I think so.

• 54:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think so. Yeah, yeah. I think I might have to stop going there. But is that trivial and like a baby?

• 54:55Speaker 03

  So good.

• 54:56Speaker 02

  I mean, I, I don't know. I'm kind of a, I'm, I can be a bit of a, I mean, I don't want to use the word diva, but I think that that would, I think it's valid. Diva response.

• 55:07Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 55:08Speaker 02

  My photo's off the wall. I'm not gonna show up. You took my photo off. You don't want me there.

• 55:12Bobby Lee?

  You know what? I'll have, I'll, I'll go take my glasses back off. Um, here's another thing I'm but heard about.

• 55:16Speaker 03

  Can I try those?

• 55:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:19Speaker 03

  Cover my cross eyes.

• 55:21Speaker 02

  Your eyes are actually less crossed.

• 55:23Speaker 03

  Oh, my God. It has a gray in them.

• 55:25Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 55:26Speaker 03

  You're so blind.

• 55:27Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 55:27Speaker 04

  Wait, are you, were you lying to me last night?

• 55:30Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 55:31Speaker 02

  Tell the story, Jules, in detail.

• 55:33Speaker 04

  Cause he was like, you gotta find my reading glasses.

• 55:36Bobby Lee?

  No, I have three of these. And the, my favorite ones, they don't have a yellow shade. I'm missing.

• 55:41Speaker 03

  Oh, I just saw them. You, I had them on yesterday.

• 55:43Bobby Lee?

  No, those are other ones.

• 55:44Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 55:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, thank you so much.

• 55:46Speaker 02

  You have the round.

• 55:46Bobby Lee?

  Yes, and Luke.

• 55:48Speaker 03

  The cute one.

• 55:48Bobby Lee?

  That's why you're in.

• 55:50Speaker 03

  I think I know where they are.

• 55:51Bobby Lee?

  Where?

• 55:51Speaker 03

  I think I saw him when I was upstairs.

• 55:53Bobby Lee?

  They're not, that's theirs.

• 55:54Speaker 03

  You sure?

• 55:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:55Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 55:55Bobby Lee?

  We looked.

• 55:57Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 55:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Also, you know, you're not doing a great job.

• 56:01Speaker 02

  Well, I have a question for you. When you go on a date, are you clocking how much the person you're on a date with is tipping?

• 56:09Speaker 00

  Do you ever reckon?

• 56:10Speaker 02

  You ever go, oh, wow?

• 56:12Speaker 04

  I always wanna look.

• 56:14Bobby Lee?

  You do?

• 56:14Speaker 04

  And I feel like I, it's bad cuz I compare them to Tito Bobby.

• 56:19Speaker 00

  Well, that's a crazy standard.

• 56:21Speaker 04

  That's why.

• 56:21Speaker 02

  No, that's not bad. I think that's good. That's a good.

• 56:24Speaker 03

  It's not a crazy standard. It's not a crazy standard.

• 56:27Bobby Lee?

  My standard?

• 56:27Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 56:28Speaker 00

  How much do you judge where someone takes you on a date? Or do you not care, really?

• 56:32Speaker 04

  I mean, as long as they don't take me to like McDonald's, like him.

• 56:36Speaker 02

  But something, there's something huge about McDonald's.

• 56:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 56:39Speaker 02

  There's something nice about McDonald's.

• 56:40Speaker 04

  I think if you've been together with them for a while, then yeah, that's fine. But if it's like a first date and you take me to McDonald's.

• 56:47Speaker 03

  Or this, Jill's worse yet. Why don't we just go on a walk on a beach? I'll bring some coffee.

• 56:53Speaker 02

  What about a movie?

• 56:53Speaker 03

  In hand.

• 56:54Speaker 04

  No, the movie dates are so bad for first dates cuz you don't even interact with them. You don't talk to them. You're just watching the movie.

• 57:00Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 57:01Bobby Lee?

  So you just show up at the, like, I'll meet you there and then go in, watch the movie, and afterwards you go, bye?

• 57:07Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's.

• 57:07Bobby Lee?

  There's, I mean, there's no before and after. Let's get ice cream after or?

• 57:12Speaker 02

  Yeah, ice cream after.

• 57:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:13Speaker 02

  Or what do you think? When someone says dinner and a movie, do you expect dinner before or dinner after?

• 57:19Bobby Lee?

  There's gotta be dinner.

• 57:20Speaker 02

  I think dinner before is way more normal. Dinner after is like so weird to me.

• 57:24Speaker 03

  I think, I think Luke's right.

• 57:25Speaker 02

  Why would you ever?

• 57:26Speaker 03

  Yeah, because you have to be able to break the ice before sitting in, for two hours next to a stranger.

• 57:31Speaker 02

  Yeah. I'm gonna eat popcorn, I'm gonna get sick, I'm gonna get popcorn belly, I'm gonna.

• 57:34Bobby Lee?

  Also, you can get out.

• 57:35Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 57:36Speaker 03

  Yes, you can all.

• 57:36Bobby Lee?

  You can get out of the, so once you have the dinner, you can get out of the movie.

• 57:39Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 57:40Bobby Lee?

  And then you're by yourself watching Supergirl.

• 57:42Speaker 02

  Have you ever done?

• 57:43Speaker 00

  Yeah, you still go to the movie?

• 57:45Bobby Lee?

  I'd still go, yeah.

• 57:47Speaker 02

  What would be your excuse to get her, get her out? Like, oh, you know?

• 57:50Bobby Lee?

  No, she will go, you know what? I had a good time, but I just don't, I'm not vibing, so, and I'd just be sitting in the movie theater by myself.

• 57:58Speaker 02

  When I, when I went on my first date with my current girlfriend before, it was a first date, I had a plan to try and get out of it, but I, I'm a bad liar, so I was like setting up the plan too much. To her, where I was like, hey, like, we'll go get dinner, but just, you know, I might get tired, like, I don't know. I might be feeling tired.

• 58:12Bobby Lee?

  Who said that?

• 58:13Speaker 02

  I said that to her.

• 58:15Speaker 03

  Why would you say that?

• 58:16Speaker 02

  Because the plan was, we were getting, uh, drinks, and then I was taking her to my friend's birthday party, and she was gonna meet all my friends. Me and her, I'd never met before. We were gonna meet for the first time, then she was gonna meet every single one of my friends, everyone I know. And I told someone this plan, and they were like, that's psychotic. And it might be a totally crazy girl, and you're gonna be screwed if you, like, what do you, you have to figure out a plan. Maybe say you skip the birthday party, after drinks, and then you'll go, she'll leave and you'll go. So then I'm telling her, hey, I might skip the birthday party, just so you know. Setting it up a little too much. Then, of course, she showed up, and I realized that I had played my hand totally wrong. She was the one who was gonna leave, and I had to pivot everything, and be like, no, no, stay, stay.

• 58:59Bobby Lee?

  Okay, yeah. Because, uh, you met her on a dating app?

• 59:02Speaker 02

  Yeah, Raya.

• 59:03Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow.

• 59:06Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 59:06Speaker 03

  He was on Raya.

• 59:07Bobby Lee?

  How did you get, how, how did you get on Raya?

• 59:10Speaker 02

  Uh, I lied on my application.

• 59:13Speaker 00

  What did you say?

• 59:13Speaker 02

  I said I was a film producer.

• 59:16Speaker 03

  You said he was a Franco brother.

• 59:17Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 59:19Bobby Lee?

  Franco brother.

• 59:20Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 59:20Bobby Lee?

  The underdeveloped.

• 59:21Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 59:23Bobby Lee?

  I see. Wow. How do you, people like you get on Raya? It offends me to the utmost.

• 59:30Speaker 02

  You're not on?

• 59:30Speaker 03

  You know what?

• 59:31Bobby Lee?

  It took me months to get on it.

• 59:32Speaker 03

  Can I just say, thank God for the looks of the world who actually get in there and lie, because Raya is full of old predators, and a lot of young gorgeous girls, and you old [BLEEP].

• 59:44Speaker 02

  You old [BLEEP].

• 59:45Speaker 03

  Money and whatever.

• 59:46Bobby Lee?

  Okay, can I just defend the TFL brothers?

• 59:48Speaker 03

  Who was the TFL brothers?

• 59:50Bobby Lee?

  The total [BLEEP] losers.

• 59:51Speaker 03

  Oh, total [BLEEP].

• 59:54Bobby Lee?

  Because I love them. Because I relate to them.

• 59:56Speaker 02

  I love them too.

• 59:57Bobby Lee?

  Don't you love them?

• 59:58Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 59:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because I have empathy for them.

• 1:00:00Speaker 02

  I, I'm very, yeah.

• 1:00:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Alex, what's up? Totally kidding. You're not, alright, but I am. And I feel like, once you're a part of this movement, you never leave.

• 1:00:12Speaker 03

  You're not part of that movement.

• 1:00:13Bobby Lee?

  I am.

• 1:00:14Speaker 03

  No, you're not.

• 1:00:15Bobby Lee?

  I was in my twenties.

• 1:00:16Speaker 03

  You're not.

• 1:00:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:17Speaker 03

  Because there's this, oh, you guys are not getting it. Like, you have relationships and friendships with women already that disqualifies you right out the gate.

• 1:00:25Speaker 02

  You're trying to say loser, not, not...

• 1:00:27Bobby Lee?

  No, no, what I'm saying is, is that I was in so many unrequited love situations.

• 1:00:31Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:00:31Bobby Lee?

  And a lot of limerence, and I never got that back, you know, until I started doing stand-up. Right? And that's how I was able to, like, be attractive in front of women. But my point being is, is that there's a lot, I think the standards are, have shifted a little bit. What do you think?

• 1:00:48Speaker 03

  In what way? What are you talking about?

• 1:00:50Bobby Lee?

  I'm just saying, I've seen a lot of chicks like, "Yeah, my guy, my guy needs to be 6'2". He's gotta make...

• 1:00:55Speaker 03

  I hate that, by the way. I hate that.

• 1:00:56Bobby Lee?

  He's gotta make $350,000 to $500,000 a year. He needs to be cleanly, he needs to be a Christian. Like, all these things.

• 1:01:04Speaker 02

  Right.

• 1:01:05Bobby Lee?

  And it's like, guys are out there like, "I'm, I hit one of those things." But it's like, you know, you're not perfect either.

• 1:01:12Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 1:01:12Bobby Lee?

  And it's like, you kind of lower your standards a little bit?

• 1:01:15Speaker 03

  No, no, no.

• 1:01:16Speaker 02

  No, it's not, it's not like you're not perfect either. I mean, it is generating, I think, a couple, there's some femme cells out there. There's some, I think ladies, you start to, it gets too messy. Where now, now you're mad at men who aren't 6'2", making $350,000 a year, blah, blah. And then it makes other men even more mad. It's like a...

• 1:01:33Speaker 03

  Like, we don't always date for, like, you know, looks or 6'2". There are some height elitists out there, but...

• 1:01:39Bobby Lee?

  You're, you're an exception to the...

• 1:01:40Speaker 03

  No, that's not true, that's not true. I am not an exception to the rule. There is many girls that I know who are gorgeous, successful, or whatever, and they, they operate just like me. It's like, if you're kind, you're safe.

• 1:01:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:49Speaker 03

  You're not a [bleep] total [bleep] loser, and you're not an incel, and you're kind to women, you have friendships with women.

• 1:01:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:54Speaker 03

  Will date you.

• 1:01:55Speaker 02

  But that's not, that's not the narrative.

• 1:01:57Bobby Lee?

  But you like Pixar-y people.

• 1:01:59Speaker 03

  I think that's...

• 1:01:59Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? Like, I'm from Monsters, Inc. You're now dating Moana. I mean...

• 1:02:05Bobby Lee?

  You have this, like, you know what I mean, animation-y. You, you don't think that your boyfriend, or your husband-to-be, or whatever you call him, right? Is not a CGI'd version of whatever a Polynesian person is? He's gigantic!

• 1:02:20Speaker 03

  I don't think so.

• 1:02:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's not a normal guy. You think I look like the little one Billy Crystal version of the Potzer Zink?

• 1:02:26Speaker 00

  Aloha.

• 1:02:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, or a minion. Yeah, you like animated weird looking people.

• 1:02:31Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:02:32Bobby Lee?

  You're not, you're not the exception to the rule.

• 1:02:34Speaker 03

  I don't think so.

• 1:02:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:35Speaker 03

  I think that.

• 1:02:36Bobby Lee?

  You pick, you know what I mean, in a different way. I think my girlfriend is that way. She's like, I was just never really into like, she doesn't like white dudes.

• 1:02:45Speaker 03

  That's my girl.

• 1:02:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:48Speaker 03

  No, her and I have always gotten along a lot of things.

• 1:02:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And she's, you know, she grew up with, in the Midwest, around a lot of white dudes. And she's just like, and she sounded like some racism or whatever, this and that. And she's like, yeah, I'm not into that. You know what I mean?

• 1:03:01Speaker 04

  But there's so many women that are like that.

• 1:03:03Bobby Lee?

  No, they're not. On, on my TikTok, on my TikTok, no.

• 1:03:06Speaker 00

  Well, remember, that's TikToks.

• 1:03:07Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 1:03:08Speaker 00

  Guys and girls that I think are the same.

• 1:03:09Bobby Lee?

  Well, when, when Scott Galloway talks about like, a certain percentage of men on, you know, Tinder or whatever, right, get, you know what I mean, 90% of the likes from women, right? And the rest of them are fucked.

• 1:03:22Speaker 02

  I think that's the problem, though. There's a narrative online that that is what women are saying, but most women in real life usually aren't like that.

• 1:03:30Speaker 03

  That's what I'm saying. It's like, if you're listening to these.

• 1:03:32Speaker 02

  But there is a narrative online that is saying that, and I think that is causing a huge problem.

• 1:03:35Speaker 03

  I think it's causing, it's worsening the problem because it's like you're either on this side or this side, right? And I think there's a lot of space in between. If you touch grass, you live your life outside, you'll find that people are reasonable about their dating needs. And I don't think, I think you'll be hard pressed to find a woman who'll be like, no, he has to be this, this, this, this. We just want safety, for you to be [bleep] and kind, for you to be like a steady provider, and to just not be a [bleep] dickhead. Like, that's really it. That's really it.

• 1:04:05Speaker 02

  I'm gonna be, if I'm a steady provider and I'm doing all this other [bleep], I am gonna be a dickhead and that's gonna be fine, okay? That's the deal.

• 1:04:12Speaker 02

  That is the fucking deal, okay? How many things do I have to do? That is too much.

• 1:04:17Speaker 03

  How many things?

• 1:04:18Bobby Lee?

  I'm sticking with the cat too.

• 1:04:20Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's not you.

• 1:04:22Speaker 02

  On Hinge or Tinder, you do filter people by height, by, you know, religion, by certain things where people do get, you know, you get bumped out.

• 1:04:31Speaker 00

  The online dating kinda makes it worse.

• 1:04:32Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:04:33Speaker 00

  Because of all the filters.

• 1:04:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. In fact, all my Hinge and Raya dates

• 1:04:38Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:04:39Bobby Lee?

  Never really worked out. It's, I, I, I met my girlfriend in the wild.

• 1:04:43Speaker 04

  But then you also pick the craziest girls to go on dates with.

• 1:04:46Speaker 02

  Ooh.

• 1:04:47Speaker 03

  Thanks, Joe.

• 1:04:48Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean? What in God's earth do you mean? Okay.

• 1:04:53Speaker 03

  Explain, Joe, because I agree.

• 1:04:55Speaker 04

  You pick either like a drug addict or like a...

• 1:04:58Speaker 00

  You filter for a drug addict?

• 1:04:59Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's good.

• 1:05:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:02Speaker 00

  Six two.

• 1:05:03Speaker 04

  Or like an alcoholic. You pick all red flags.

• 1:05:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I didn't know those things. That's not on the profile.

• 1:05:09Speaker 00

  Did you sense it deep in your heart?

• 1:05:11Bobby Lee?

  Well, you're at dinner and you're like, I thought you were drinking a whole bottle.

• 1:05:15Speaker 00

  Cool, yeah.

• 1:05:16Bobby Lee?

  And she knows I'm sober?

• 1:05:17Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:05:18Speaker 00

  That's cool.

• 1:05:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:19Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:05:20Bobby Lee?

  Like, I'll have the whole bottle, please. Like, the most expensive kind. And you're like, and you're, yeah?

• 1:05:24Speaker 02

  I said, that's fun.

• 1:05:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And then, you know, they'll say strange things.

• 1:05:28Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:05:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I had this one date say, um, I just want to let you know, I've never had a climax before. And I'm like, what do you mean? She's like, I just can't get there in any way. And I go, that's weird. Is that not weird? Not one time?

• 1:05:42Speaker 02

  Not a great response.

• 1:05:43Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:05:44Speaker 02

  Not a great response.

• 1:05:45Speaker 03

  Not a great response from you.

• 1:05:46Bobby Lee?

  I didn't say that out loud.

• 1:05:47Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 1:05:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's an internal thought.

• 1:05:49Speaker 00

  What did your face do, though?

• 1:05:50Bobby Lee?

  What? So it said.

• 1:05:51Speaker 03

  Okay. I just wanted to let you know, I've never climaxed before.

• 1:05:57Speaker 02

  That's so creepy. Bobby's taking his glasses off. Wow. Bulging his eyes out of his head.

• 1:06:04Speaker 03

  But Jules, you are correct.

• 1:06:06Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:06:07Speaker 03

  I think in her assessment of like, people that you've dated, um, until, thank God, we're all relieved, you're with who you're with now. But prior to that, it was like, uh, hello?

• 1:06:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:18Speaker 00

  There was a string where I was like, you would tell us, I was like, damn.

• 1:06:22Speaker 03

  Even Gilbert and Alex are like, whoa, hello?

• 1:06:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:26Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:06:26Speaker 02

  Do you do the dating apps at all?

• 1:06:28Speaker 04

  No, because they're just like...

• 1:06:30Speaker 00

  But you also don't go outside your room?

• 1:06:32Speaker 04

  That's why, I don't want to meet like, people right now.

• 1:06:35Bobby Lee?

  You're lazy.

• 1:06:36Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:06:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:37Speaker 03

  No, she has like, medic, she's like, fatigued.

• 1:06:40Bobby Lee?

  Yes, there's something going on where you're just sleeping on the, on the couch, how do you sleep out there?

• 1:06:46Speaker 04

  It's so comfy.

• 1:06:47Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:06:48Speaker 03

  She has like, thyroid, you know?

• 1:06:50Bobby Lee?

  But at 3:00 in the morning, I'm like, I'm gonna go get some new water or whatever. And then she's just like...

• 1:06:56Speaker 00

  I have seen you in weird positions.

• 1:06:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but also, the lights are on.

• 1:07:00Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:07:01Bobby Lee?

  The TV's on, and she's just asleep, you know what I mean? And I'm like, you know, I just walk by, she's not gonna wake up, she doesn't even wake up. Yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:09Speaker 00

  Father, what was the weirdest place you've seen her fall asleep, in your entire life?

• 1:07:12Speaker 03

  Oh, I have a whole carousel, I think of like, a thousand pictures of different places Jules has fallen asleep.

• 1:07:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:19Speaker 03

  Remember that? I showed it for your 18th birthday?

• 1:07:21Speaker 04

  In the car?

• 1:07:22Speaker 03

  Like, all in different positions, crumpled in different corners of the world?

• 1:07:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she can sleep anywhere.

• 1:07:27Speaker 03

  One of the things I wanted to ask you guys was, do you, what is the earliest memory of your life?

• 1:07:32Bobby Lee?

  Childhood?

• 1:07:33Speaker 03

  Childhood, the earliest, the first thing where you're like, I remember this?

• 1:07:36Bobby Lee?

  I remember.

• 1:07:38Speaker 03

  What is it?

• 1:07:39Bobby Lee?

  When I was like, 3 or 4 years old, my dad goes, "Let's go." And we, and we went into the car, and I think my mom told him, like, you gotta spend time with him.

• 1:07:48Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 1:07:48Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? So he's, and so we just sat in a park. You know what I mean? He go, "Run around, run around," you know what I mean? So I'm just myself running around in a circle.

• 1:07:56Speaker 03

  In a Naruto?

• 1:07:58Speaker 00

  Or weapons?

• 1:07:59Speaker 03

  Places like this?

• 1:08:01Bobby Lee?

  My eyes couched out, just running in a circle.

• 1:08:05Bobby Lee?

  Right? And, and then, um, I remember he yelled at me because I forgot my jacket there.

• 1:08:12Bobby Lee?

  That's my first memory.

• 1:08:13Speaker 03

  Memory of your existence.

• 1:08:14Bobby Lee?

  Of my existence, yeah.

• 1:08:15Speaker 04

  How old were you?

• 1:08:17Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, three? Yeah, yeah, I knew about weapons back then, you know? But I just, I just remember that. It's, they're not like fond memories, I think. And it was all memories of survival. Of, of how to like, you know? That's why I'm, right now, I'm like, you know? When I feel danger, I think of 20 different things to get me out of the situation. And I, I ruminate a lot, you know? And I think it all started then. Because it's all, it was all about survival and like, you know what I mean? Maybe disappear, you know? I'd, sometimes I remember what, like, there was like a little forest in front of our house in Minnesota. And we'd wait in the forest to see if my dad was home. And if he was at home, I knew in my mind, I was like, if he went to bed, he goes about around eight or nine?

• 1:09:02Bobby Lee?

  Then at nine, I would come in.

• 1:09:03Speaker 03

  No one's looking for you?

• 1:09:05Bobby Lee?

  No, but my mom knew why, you know what I mean? But I would just be sitting there in the forest.

• 1:09:09Speaker 03

  Oh, that makes me so sad.

• 1:09:10Bobby Lee?

  Why? Look at me now.

• 1:09:12Speaker 03

  Cause you're a little baby.

• 1:09:13Speaker 02

  Totoro or something.

• 1:09:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, like a Totoro thing.

• 1:09:15Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:09:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Anyway, so thank you for bringing that up.

• 1:09:19Speaker 03

  Wait, what was your first? Like, memory of your existence?

• 1:09:24Speaker 02

  Um, I definitely have like memories of like parents fighting very young.

• 1:09:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:29Speaker 02

  I hate that this is not like a positive conversation, but.

• 1:09:35Speaker 02

  You just kind of remember like, whoa. Like, I feel like most of your early memories are usually something where you're like, whoa.

• 1:09:39Speaker 03

  Cause it's like that, that sticks the most.

• 1:09:41Speaker 02

  Yeah, you're kind of like, oh shit.

• 1:09:42Bobby Lee?

  You can't do that with yours.

• 1:09:43Speaker 03

  I know.

• 1:09:44Bobby Lee?

  You can't, you can't argue with, you know what I mean? Moana, you can't, you know, um, why? He doesn't look like him?

• 1:09:51Speaker 00

  Moana is a woman.

• 1:09:53Bobby Lee?

  No, but that other guy, The Rock is playing him. The Rock.

• 1:09:57Speaker 03

  Maui.

• 1:09:57Bobby Lee?

  Maui or whatever.

• 1:09:59Speaker 03

  No, he doesn't.

• 1:10:00Bobby Lee?

  He, what?

• 1:10:01Speaker 03

  He doesn't.

• 1:10:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he does. He's a big, big guy.

• 1:10:03Speaker 03

  Okay, anyway.

• 1:10:04Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, anyway, so my point is, is this.

• 1:10:06Speaker 02

  That was it.

• 1:10:06Bobby Lee?

  That was it.

• 1:10:07Speaker 03

  Yours, Jules?

• 1:10:08Speaker 04

  Meeting my stepdad and hating him.

• 1:10:11Speaker 03

  How old were you?

• 1:10:12Speaker 00

  These are.

• 1:10:13Speaker 04

  I think five, six.

• 1:10:14Bobby Lee?

  The one you have now?

• 1:10:15Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:10:16Bobby Lee?

  You didn't like him? He was a lawyer.

• 1:10:18Speaker 04

  Yeah, doesn't.

• 1:10:20Speaker 00

  Wow. Look at his profession. I love him.

• 1:10:23Bobby Lee?

  Oh, lawyer. I mean, it's a good life.

• 1:10:25Speaker 03

  Why? Cause like, how was he introduced? He was just like, oh, this is who?

• 1:10:28Speaker 04

  It was just in, I think it was, we were in a pool or something and my mom was just like, oh, meet my boyfriend. I'm like, what?

• 1:10:35Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:10:35Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 1:10:36Speaker 04

  And I just didn't like him.

• 1:10:37Speaker 03

  And you were like?

• 1:10:38Bobby Lee?

  How long did it take?

• 1:10:40Speaker 04

  Couple months.

• 1:10:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:41Speaker 04

  So I was like, okay with it.

• 1:10:43Bobby Lee?

  You're okay.

• 1:10:44Speaker 03

  Cause he's a good guy.

• 1:10:45Speaker 04

  He is.

• 1:10:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I like him a lot. What's he like now, though, to you? You have love?

• 1:10:48Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:10:49Speaker 03

  That's her dad now. That's her dad dad.

• 1:10:51Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:10:52Speaker 03

  Yeah. Wow, mine is so very like wholesome. You guys are gonna love it. It's, it's very positive.

• 1:10:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh, let's hear it then.

• 1:11:00Speaker 03

  Well, everyone's so sad, like the fighting and like not, um, mine was.

• 1:11:03Bobby Lee?

  Your mom used to punch you in the face.

• 1:11:05Speaker 03

  I know, I know.

• 1:11:07Speaker 00

  He has lots of those.

• 1:11:08Speaker 03

  Let me tell you about the first time.

• 1:11:10Speaker 00

  That's hard to remember, though.

• 1:11:11Speaker 03

  Let me tell you about the first time she punched me in the face. No, it, um, I think I must have been like two and a half or somewhere there, but it's just glimpses of a thing that I had to run, I had to ask my mom if this actually happened. Um, I have this like weird memory of me trying to hide a drumstick, a chicken drumstick, under my pillow.

• 1:11:28Speaker 00

  That's insane.

• 1:11:30Speaker 03

  And I was like running around the house and everyone was chasing me and I was like, I gotta hide this drumstick cause I wasn't allowed to have it and I hid it under my pillow. And I asked my mom, I was like, did that happen? And she was like, yeah, it was actually a really funny thing.

• 1:11:40Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's a sweet one.

• 1:11:41Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:11:42Bobby Lee?

  Let me do a sweet one.

• 1:11:43Speaker 03

  That's what I wanted to hear from you guys.

• 1:11:44Bobby Lee?

  No, yeah, I don't, yeah, let's, let's do a sweet one.

• 1:11:47Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:11:47Bobby Lee?

  A memory. Um, let me think.

• 1:11:51Bobby Lee?

  Let me think. Um.

• 1:11:54Speaker 00

  Dad beat me?

• 1:11:55Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no.

• 1:11:56Speaker 00

  I was twenty-nine.

• 1:11:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. No, you know, I have memories, because my father changed. So I don't have like, I don't, there's not a lot of, but I remember when he stopped drinking, you know, became a nice guy. You met him. And, you know, I mean, he was just very funny and, you know, would get so excited when I came home to visit. And, you know, he had a couple of strokes, but he would just like hang out, would watch, you know, me boxing together. I, I think later in life, I connected with him way more, you know, but, um. Anyway, um.

• 1:12:32Speaker 03

  Do you ever come across people who like pose a problem and they're like, this is the problem in my life? And then they just love, they identify with that problem so deeply that they kind of don't need your advice? They just wanna bitch and moan, bitch and moan about the same fucking problem all the time.

• 1:12:47Bobby Lee?

  I see, I see, yeah.

• 1:12:48Speaker 03

  And it's just like, hey, I actually kinda don't wanna hear this anymore because it's like, I don't think you intend to change it. I think you're in love with this problem.

• 1:12:54Bobby Lee?

  I'm about to turn fifty-five.

• 1:12:55Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:12:56Bobby Lee?

  Again, wow, incredible. The last birthday party was at the bowling alley, remember?

• 1:13:00Speaker 03

  We threw it for you, me and Gil.

• 1:13:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you guys threw it for me. Thank you so much. The fifty-fifth should be a big one.

• 1:13:05Speaker 03

  Oh, heck.

• 1:13:05Speaker 02

  Hey. I'm kidding.

• 1:13:07Bobby Lee?

  But when you're, when you get older, um, you, you really think about death in a way that's not as scary. You just kinda just accept it. Like, I know it's coming.

• 1:13:18Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:13:19Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? I might have another thirty years, I might not, but it's like, why? I'm trying to be positive about it.

• 1:13:23Speaker 02

  No, no, I know, I, I'm not.

• 1:13:25Bobby Lee?

  Like, you're a young kid.

• 1:13:26Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:13:26Bobby Lee?

  You have so much to experience. I, I, you know, there's many parts of me that envy or experience. The struggle and, you know, and the grinding.

• 1:13:34Speaker 02

  I think about death all the time.

• 1:13:36Bobby Lee?

  You really? Oh, then it's gonna, when you're fifty-five, it's gonna be a de- deficit. Yeah, that's all you're gonna be.

• 1:13:41Speaker 02

  My condition.

• 1:13:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, you know, you, you accept things and I think I'm, I've accepted my life as it is completely. And I don't need anything more. And I think I'm fine regardless of what happens.

• 1:13:55Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:13:56Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 1:13:57Bobby Lee?

  And I think that that's, um.

• 1:13:58Speaker 03

  You're here.

• 1:13:59Bobby Lee?

  I think that comes with age.

• 1:14:02Speaker 02

  That's great. That's a great place.

• 1:14:03Bobby Lee?

  And I wish, I wish, I wish I would've come to that realization much earlier.

• 1:14:07Speaker 02

  Hmm.

• 1:14:08Bobby Lee?

  You know, not let things, you know, I felt so much, too much for ridiculous things.

• 1:14:14Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:14:15Bobby Lee?

  You know, like, why am I, like, in my past, like, why did I react that way? It turned out to be nothing.

• 1:14:20Speaker 02

  Hmm.

• 1:14:21Bobby Lee?

  And I spent nights sleepless.

• 1:14:23Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 1:14:24Bobby Lee?

  And, and like ruminating and, you know, me pacing and going, "It's over, it's over!"

• 1:14:29Speaker 03

  Remember when you would have those random, like, pains right here?

• 1:14:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:33Speaker 03

  I think it's from that.

• 1:14:34Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 1:14:34Speaker 03

  Remember you'd be like, it like feels like.

• 1:14:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I used to get pains in certain parts of my brain.

• 1:14:38Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:14:38Bobby Lee?

  Because I was stressing out so hard.

• 1:14:40Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:14:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I got nothing! And you know, and then you would get, I just, a lot of things like, I, I was always destined to be what I am. And it's like, none of the worrying, none of the things, I couldn't, I couldn't control it. And it's, you know, just so, you know, stop worrying everybody, it's gonna be fine.

• 1:14:58Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's gonna be fine. I do have one more question for you though Bobby, before we

• 1:15:02Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:15:02Speaker 03

  take off. How do you feel about the fact that Alex has now garnered the

• 1:15:10Bobby Lee?

  Oh yeah.

• 1:15:10Speaker 03

  so much attention on the internet because turns out a lot of people do not like the Beatles and actually agree with him. He has a whole series about day sixteen of trying to listen to the world's worst band. And a lot, he's like thousands of comments agreeing with him.

• 1:15:26Bobby Lee?

  I've accepted it.

• 1:15:29Bobby Lee?

  And not only have I accepted it, let me change my tune. What's going on?

• 1:15:33Speaker 03

  Marking out.

• 1:15:34Bobby Lee?

  Okay, let me change my tune Alex. You're not even focusing what I'm saying, this is fucking incredible. Okay, let me change my tune. A lot of people wear things, right, that I don't agree with.

• 1:15:47Speaker 03

  Look at this, day eight of a motherfucker trying to get into the worst and most boring band ever, the Beatles.

• 1:15:52Speaker 00

  So he listens to a different song every day.

• 1:15:53Speaker 03

  This post, okay.

• 1:15:55Bobby Lee?

  It made me so angry.

• 1:15:58Bobby Lee?

  Wait, who did, who did, Sugar Kane Sandoval.

• 1:16:01Speaker 00

  That's a boxer.

• 1:16:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know, I know who that is.

• 1:16:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:06Speaker 03

  Someone said, yeah, let's pick the

• 1:16:08Bobby Lee?

  That's what I was saying, like, he was listening to like, um, Yellow Submarine.

• 1:16:11Speaker 06

  Yeah, but that's because people are telling me to listen to that.

• 1:16:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm telling you to watch, uh, listen to, like Strawberry Fields, have you listened to that song?

• 1:16:18Speaker 00

  No. Oh, here we go. Look how many likes it says, three thousand likes.

• 1:16:21Speaker 03

  And this says, the Beatles are the most overrated band of all time.

• 1:16:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, now, now click on that guy. Let's click on that guy.

• 1:16:27Speaker 03

  The Tin Man.

• 1:16:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the Tin Man.

• 1:16:29Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:16:30Speaker 06

  You know the funny?

• 1:16:31Bobby Lee?

  We love him, we love him.

• 1:16:32Speaker 06

  I think the funniest thing I get all the time is like, oh, you're not on mushrooms, so of course you wouldn't get it. Take some acid and get back. Why do I have to be drugged out to listen to this band?

• 1:16:43Bobby Lee?

  How dare you?

• 1:16:46Speaker 03

  Pewee!

• 1:16:47Speaker 06

  So French.

• 1:16:48Speaker 03

  Wait, hang on, how?

• 1:16:49Bobby Lee?

  Silence!

• 1:16:50Speaker 03

  How many views did that last one get?

• 1:16:52Speaker 06

  I think, oh, the last one, I think that one is like 300,000, 400,000.

• 1:16:56Speaker 03

  Oh wow!

• 1:16:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds is like a song, have you ever heard of that song?

• 1:17:01Speaker 03

  I love that one!

• 1:17:02Bobby Lee?

  You've never listened to Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds?

• 1:17:04Speaker 06

  That's from The Beatles?

• 1:17:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:07Bobby Lee?

  It's a psychedelic song, you know, it's a really good song. Play, I know we can't play.

• 1:17:13Speaker 03

  What about like Strawberry Fields?

• 1:17:14Bobby Lee?

  Strawberry Fields, Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds, um...

• 1:17:17Speaker 06

  Norwegian Wood.

• 1:17:17Bobby Lee?

  Norwegian Wood, that whole, was it on rubber or?

• 1:17:20Speaker 06

  I think so.

• 1:17:21Speaker 00

  Remember his new tape, which was, England would win and they wouldn't even, or they would...

• 1:17:24Speaker 06

  They don't even play The Beatles, they play Oasis.

• 1:17:27Bobby Lee?

  I know, because it's like, it's a more modern band, but what I'm saying is that...

• 1:17:31Speaker 04

  But then they sing Hey Jude!

• 1:17:32Speaker 03

  They do.

• 1:17:32Bobby Lee?

  That's what I think!

• 1:17:33Speaker 06

  Only when they score, I feel like when you win the game, that would be the band that you'd play. But they play Oasis, Wonderwall.

• 1:17:39Speaker 03

  They play Wonderwall?

• 1:17:40Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:17:41Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Also, um, The Beatles is very connected to Liverpool, okay? And it's like there's soccer rivalry things and also regional rivalries, so maybe that has something to do with it. You f-ing Jabba the Hutt-Eyed Motherfucker.

• 1:17:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, enough of you.

• 1:17:59Speaker 06

  Give me a list of songs, I'll check it out. All I know is that it's pretty even and a lot of people agree with me.

• 1:18:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, and I want to change my tune, it's like there's a lot of people that like certain things that I don't get. You know, and so that's the thing.

• 1:18:12Speaker 03

  Are you a Linkin Park fan?

• 1:18:14Speaker 02

  Uh, no, and I was getting harassed terribly for this in the car. I was on the road with Chappelle, Lacey, and Matt Lockwood, and a bunch of com- and Joel Jimenez, a bunch of people who love Linkin Park. And it was non-stop Linkin Park in the car.

• 1:18:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:18:31Speaker 02

  And I wanted to blow my fucking...

• 1:18:32Bobby Lee?

  I think you and I...

• 1:18:33Speaker 02

  And I'm sorry, and I'm sorry!

• 1:18:34Bobby Lee?

  No, no, Luke, I think you and I have the same musical tastes.

• 1:18:39Speaker 02

  Okay, you don't like Linkin?

• 1:18:40Bobby Lee?

  No, because here's, when you said Trout, um, Masked Replica...

• 1:18:43Speaker 02

  Right.

• 1:18:44Bobby Lee?

  Right? That's such a specific, like, it's like a Sid Barrett album. You know who Sid Barrett is? You don't know who Sid Barrett is?

• 1:18:51Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:18:52Bobby Lee?

  So Sid Barrett was, um, a part of the, uh, member of Pink Floyd.

• 1:18:58Speaker 02

  Oh!

• 1:18:58Bobby Lee?

  Original members of Pink Floyd, but he went crazy.

• 1:19:02Speaker 02

  Okay, nice.

• 1:19:02Bobby Lee?

  They had to kick him out of the band.

• 1:19:03Speaker 02

  I like that.

• 1:19:03Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so he did two solo albums, right? Sid Barrett did.

• 1:19:07Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:19:08Bobby Lee?

  And then he stopped making music, I think, but, um... But that Captain Beefheart reference to me is so unusual. It's a guy that knows about music and wants to listen to stuff that's weird and different. And I really thought that was really pleasant.

• 1:19:25Speaker 02

  Do you like Merzbow?

• 1:19:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:19:27Speaker 02

  Merzbow is awesome.

• 1:19:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but you know, and he likes, you know, just generalized, you know?

• 1:19:32Speaker 02

  Linkin Park is like, I get it. First two albums.

• 1:19:36Bobby Lee?

  Okay, anyway. Yeah, and people have every right to, you know what I mean?

• 1:19:43Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so that's that.

• 1:19:44Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:19:44Bobby Lee?

  All right, okay. And that's not a, you know, that has not, that's not a, I'm not doing a Nazi salute there.

• 1:19:49Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:19:50Speaker 02

  Right, good, clarify, take note of that.

• 1:19:55Speaker 03

  That's a pewee.

• 1:19:56Bobby Lee?

  That's a pewee. I got a good guest that we have, that I got called today that he wants to do.

• 1:20:01Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah?

• 1:20:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:20:02Speaker 02

  Give us a hint?

• 1:20:04Bobby Lee?

  Billy Joel Armstrong from Green.

• 1:20:05Speaker 03

  Oh, my God, love, love, love.

• 1:20:07Bobby Lee?

  And he's, they're making it happen right now.

• 1:20:09Speaker 03

  You know what's so cute is that you don't remember this, but years ago, I know you're in the movie Nimrods, right? Years ago, an old Tiger Belly studio, old apartment, he would send you coffee.

• 1:20:22Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 1:20:23Speaker 03

  And then with that, he sent you the PR package with a guitar pick.

• 1:20:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:20:27Speaker 03

  That I saved for you.

• 1:20:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:20:29Speaker 03

  Do you still have it?

• 1:20:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:20:30Speaker 03

  Okay, and I think.

• 1:20:33Bobby Lee?

  I don't have it.

• 1:20:33Speaker 03

  I was like, hey, you cannot lose this one, because this is like a Billy Joel one, so.

• 1:20:37Bobby Lee?

  I still have the Ringo bracelet, though.

• 1:20:38Speaker 03

  Okay, well. But I think it's really cute that it's come full circle for you that now you're in the movie.

• 1:20:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:20:44Speaker 03

  Because you never used to believe that he was a fan of you. There's like, there's no way, there's no way.

• 1:20:48Bobby Lee?

  No, I mean, no, I remember there were times where I would hang out with him, right? But it was like, we were kids from the early 2000s.

• 1:20:56Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:20:57Bobby Lee?

  You know, and it was like, um, you know, he did, they played, I think they did Mad TV maybe, and they, um, I don't know, I just kind of knew him around. I remember being at, I remember being at, not.

• 1:21:08Speaker 03

  So cute.

• 1:21:09Bobby Lee?

  That's us together, cute. Uh, but I remember, I remember being at, um, what's that? Not Paquito Matz, there's another Mexican Baja Fresh.

• 1:21:17Speaker 03

  Baja Fresh, yeah.

• 1:21:18Bobby Lee?

  I remember being at Baja Fresh, there used to be one on Sunset near this Comedy Store, right? I remember sitting there and the Strokes came in.

• 1:21:27Speaker 00

  What?

• 1:21:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I remember like hugging them and going, "What's up?", you know what I mean? Kind of hanging out and, you know what I mean? Back then it was like that, those things happened.

• 1:21:36Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:21:37Speaker 00

  That's cool.

• 1:21:37Bobby Lee?

  They don't do that, like LA has changed so completely, there was like, there's not a vibe in that way.

• 1:21:44Bobby Lee?

  You know, did you like Dennis Hopper, you know where, you know, what's a hot dog train? Carney's.

• 1:21:49Speaker 03

  Carney's, yeah.

• 1:21:50Bobby Lee?

  That used to be a dirt parking lot, and in the 50s, I guess Dennis Hopper got in a knife fight with somebody in that dirt. That dirt parking lot, and I love stories like that.

• 1:22:01Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:22:01Bobby Lee?

  Of old Hollywood.

• 1:22:02Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:22:03Bobby Lee?

  Where you would just run into things.

• 1:22:04Speaker 00

  Viper Room.

• 1:22:05Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:22:06Speaker 03

  Viper Room.

• 1:22:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, old Viper Room, so yeah. Anyway, um, yeah, so that's a good guess, anyway, yeah, there you guys are.

• 1:22:14Speaker 00

  Can't use this photo every time Bobby brings it up.

• 1:22:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:22:17Speaker 03

  So does not look like this, I promise you.

• 1:22:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he does, he is that shape.

• 1:22:22Speaker 00

  He's muscle shape.

• 1:22:23Bobby Lee?

  I want to see a photo.

• 1:22:24Speaker 03

  He's muscle shape.

• 1:22:25Bobby Lee?

  How tall is he?

• 1:22:25Speaker 03

  He's only 6'2".

• 1:22:28Speaker 00

  I say 6'3".

• 1:22:29Bobby Lee?

  I say 6'3".

• 1:22:30Speaker 03

  He just looks big because his traps are huge.

• 1:22:32Speaker 00

  Oh, see that little flex you just did? He's only big because of his traps.

• 1:22:35Bobby Lee?

  He's a big dude.

• 1:22:36Speaker 03

  I say that about myself, I look taller because of my traps.

• 1:22:39Bobby Lee?

  He also has a brown Santa Claus kind of face.

• 1:22:41Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:22:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, very nice, kind.

• 1:22:44Speaker 03

  No, but his upper body is big.

• 1:22:45Bobby Lee?

  I'm sorry, are we boring?

• 1:22:46Speaker 03

  No. Alex goes fishing with him.

• 1:22:48Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:22:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:22:50Speaker 00

  Yeah, shout out.

• 1:22:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:22:52Speaker 03

  Thank you, yeah, I appreciate that.

• 1:22:53Speaker 00

  Shout out.

• 1:22:54Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, um, what did we learn today?

• 1:22:56Speaker 03

  Um, here's a couple of things I learned.

• 1:22:59Speaker 00

  Tip, tip, more.

• 1:23:03Speaker 03

  Actually, you go first, you go first.

• 1:23:04Bobby Lee?

  I don't, I didn't learn anything.

• 1:23:07Speaker 03

  I don't think I did either, actually.

• 1:23:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I didn't learn anything. Did you learn anything today?

• 1:23:10Speaker 02

  Tip, tip a lot of money.

• 1:23:11Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good.

• 1:23:12Speaker 02

  Go on good dates.

• 1:23:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you gotta go on a date, right now.

• 1:23:14Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:23:15Bobby Lee?

  And, uh, you learn anything today?

• 1:23:17Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:23:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, me either. Okay, anyway, uh, thanks for listening to our program.

• 1:23:21Speaker 03

  It's our program.

• 1:23:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, um, you can see us on PBS.

• 1:23:25Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 1:23:25Bobby Lee?

  And all your broadcasting stations.

• 1:23:26Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:23:27Bobby Lee?

  And, um, KPLA.

• 1:23:29Speaker 02

  Right.

• 1:23:30Bobby Lee?

  LA.

• 1:23:30Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:23:31Bobby Lee?

  And all.

• 1:23:31Speaker 03

  Oh, I did learn one thing.

• 1:23:33Bobby Lee?

  No, that's enough.

• 1:23:34Speaker 03

  I did learn.

• 1:23:35Bobby Lee?

  Well, no, no, what'd you learn?

• 1:23:36Speaker 03

  There are so many songs about rainbows.

• 1:23:38Bobby Lee?

  Yes, yeah, that's, I learned that too.

• 1:23:40Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:23:40Bobby Lee?

  I was doubtful about that.

• 1:23:41Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:23:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I was. And the reason why I brought that even, that's one of my favorite songs of all time, Rainbow Connection.

• 1:23:48Speaker 03

  There you go. Now I learned another thing.

• 1:23:51Bobby Lee?

  It's, it really is the catchiest, I remember as a kid listening to it, I was nine, cause it eighty, nineteen eighty it came out? Nine, and I remember like seeing that little green thing. It's a frog, right?

• 1:24:04Speaker 04

  Kermit, yeah.

• 1:24:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Kermit the Frog, right?

• 1:24:06Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:24:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I call it Green Thing.

• 1:24:07Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:24:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:24:09Speaker 02

  Well-known.

• 1:24:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he looks more like, you know, like a grasshopper.

• 1:24:13Speaker 04

  No.

• 1:24:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, he looks like a grasshopper to me. But anyway, um, yeah.

• 1:24:17Speaker 03

  I like how-

• 1:24:17Bobby Lee?

  Kermit the Grasshopper.

• 1:24:18Speaker 03

  My, my son, he called it a thing, a green thing. My son calls it something so funny, cause it's what Jules taught him. He doesn't say frog.

• 1:24:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:24:24Speaker 03

  What does he say, Jules? Kokok. Kokok, kokok.

• 1:24:27Bobby Lee?

  What's a kokok?

• 1:24:28Speaker 03

  Cause it's a Filipino frog sound.

• 1:24:30Bobby Lee?

  Oh, kokok.

• 1:24:30Speaker 03

  It's not ribbit, ribbit, it's kokok, kokok.

• 1:24:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:24:32Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:24:35Bobby Lee?

  That's funny.

• 1:24:35Speaker 03

  Our animals sound different there.

• 1:24:37Bobby Lee?

  They do.

• 1:24:37Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:24:39Bobby Lee?

  What's that in the Philippines?

• 1:24:41Speaker 02

  There we go.

• 1:24:41Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 1:24:42Speaker 03

  Oh, God.

• 1:24:43Bobby Lee?

  What is that?

• 1:24:43Speaker 03

  Philippines.

• 1:24:45Bobby Lee?

  What, what animal is that?

• 1:24:46Speaker 02

  Cicada.

• 1:24:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. A bat.

• 1:24:51Speaker 03

  A bat?

• 1:24:52Bobby Lee?

  You guys have huge bats.

• 1:24:53Speaker 03

  Oh, we do have the big bats.

• 1:24:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:24:55Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:24:56Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, uh-

• 1:24:56Speaker 03

  Hope it gets ya.

• 1:24:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I hope it gets you too.

• 1:24:58Speaker 03

  It gets your back.

• 1:24:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Um, we learned, I learned nothing, but thanks for listening to the program.

• 1:25:04Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:25:04Bobby Lee?

  Good night.

• 1:25:05Speaker 03

  Good night.

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