Bonus #180 - Maddy Smith and Sahib Singh [PATREON PREVIEW]

Patreon preview. Unlock full episode at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld Maddy Smith and Sahib Singh join the pod for a very special dispatch edition on their day off on the Dreamboat Tour in a whiskey gentlemen's man cave in Louisville to talk about recording on fake honky not-Greek Easter, the Louisville residents not knowing what to make of a cool Indian guy, why The Sims hit so good when they were children, Stav's tummy hurting, and much more. Maddy, Sahib and Stav help callers including a woman whose aunt and uncle jacked the life insurance check she should have gotten after her dad died, and a guy whose friends and family are showing player-hating concern for him claiming he's too skinny after he successfully lost 90 pounds. See Maddy Smith live and follow her on social media: https://maddysmithcomedy.com/ https://www.youtube.com/@madhouse_podcast https://www.youtube.com/@maddysmithcomedy https://twitter.com/somaddysmith https://www.instagram.com/somaddysmith/ https://www.tiktok.com/@somaddysmith See Sahib Singh live and follow him on social media: https://www.sahibcantsingh.com/ https://www.instagram.com/sahibcantsingh https://twitter.com/sahibcantsingh https://www.youtube.com/@SahibCantSingh https://www.tiktok.com/@sahibcantsingh ☎️ Want to be a part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice! 🎟️ See Stavvy live on the Dreamboat Tour 🛥️💕!!! https://stavvy.biz/ for tickets ‼️ Bonus episodes every week! Unlock exclusive, Patreon-only episodes at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:31Speaker 01

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• 0:44Speaker 02

  Hey, Stavi, this is Dean's guest. I have a crazy situation I need some advice on, and I'll try to keep this short and talk fast, but it's a lot, and I tried to record it before and it ran out of time, so I'm gonna go fast.

• 0:56Stavros Halkias?

  We're wasting time right now.

• 0:57Speaker 02

  So for important backstory, my birth mom lost custody when I was like seven or eight, and my aunt and uncle across the country then took me in and became my legal guardians. Living with them was tumultuous. They just weren't equipped to be adoptive parents. I could go into depth, but that's for a different story. So when I was 18, we got into a pretty big argument.

• 1:16Stavros Halkias?

  Wow, we're not even getting into that. Pause this.

• 1:17Speaker 02

  And I told them that I didn't believe in God.

• 1:18Stavros Halkias?

  She's like, oh, there's a lot to get into. The people that raised me weren't ready to be adoptive parents, but hey, we can't even get into that. That's neither here nor there. Let's get into the real meat. That's not a part of it? All right, keep going.

• 1:29Speaker 02

  To be adoptive parents. I could go into depth, but that's for a different story. So when I was 18, we got into a pretty big argument, and I told them that I didn't believe in God. They're Mormon, and it ended up with my mom telling me to get my shit and leave. So I left, and I was with my boyfriend at the time, and his family happily took me in because...

• 1:48Stavros Halkias?

  Imagine saying you're religious and treating a child like that. These people are such fucking idiots. It's like, it's a kid, you fucking retard. She's 16, she's rebelling. Your stupid fake-ass god is not... If he's real, if you think he's real, you think he'd be pumped that you kicked out a fucking kid from your house, you fucking idiots? Anyway, go ahead.

• 2:13Speaker 02

  They thought my parents were fucking insane. Um, and they helped me see just how ridiculously badly they had treated me for so.

• 2:19Speaker 04

  Her boyfriend's family that she moved in with.

• 2:20Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 2:21Stavros Halkias?

  Which, by the way, that's crazy. Wait, what was that, the boyfriend family?

• 2:24Speaker 04

  She moved in with her boyfriend's family after.

• 2:26Stavros Halkias?

  And they thought the Mormons were crazy.

• 2:28Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 2:28Stavros Halkias?

  But also, it's like, that's such a weird position to be in too, to be like, I guess.

• 2:34Speaker 04

  They're like, yeah.

• 2:34Stavros Halkias?

  I guess we'll raise.

• 2:36Speaker 04

  Uncle and aunt are crazy.

• 2:37Stavros Halkias?

  We'll raise our, our sons.

• 2:39Speaker 04

  You can stay here.

• 2:41Stavros Halkias?

  And then she's gotta stay with that guy forever. I guess they're gonna fuck it on home?

• 2:46Speaker 04

  That is crazy. I remember one time my mom was like real weird with me because I let my girlfriend at the time do fucking laundry at her house. And she was like, this is fucking weird. Why is she doing this?

• 2:59Stavros Halkias?

  Your mom really liked that girl from what I remember.

• 3:03Speaker 04

  Yeah, there were a couple she didn't like.

• 3:05Stavros Halkias?

  She really liked her. And by the way, so did I and everyone she's ever met.

• 3:11Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, but at least she was very beautiful.

• 3:17Speaker 04

  Hey, man, high school.

• 3:18Stavros Halkias?

  Hey, I guess whatever, I couldn't get a girl to, but you know what? I think I could have if I went that low.

• 3:26Stavros Halkias?

  I think it was.

• 3:26Speaker 05

  Dog's doing laundry.

• 3:31Stavros Halkias?

  She had to clean her collar off.

• 3:34Stavros Halkias?

  She had to clean her little hoodie with the tail cut out.

• 3:41Stavros Halkias?

  Her little fucking, her four little boots for when it's too hot outside and her feet hurt.

• 3:51Stavros Halkias?

  Fuck, anyway. Eldis, Eldis, get the lint roller. We have too much of your girlfriend's hair on your shirt.

• 3:56Speaker 05

  She just had so much. Does your girlfriend eat six slices of pizza?

• 4:03Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, Eldis's girlfriend got into leftovers again.

• 4:10Stavros Halkias?

  A whole sheet of lasagna, Elders, come on.

• 4:15Stavros Halkias?

  Look, I told you, if it happens again, she's gotta put the shock collar back on.

• 4:24Speaker 04

  Hey, when you're sixteen.

• 4:25Stavros Halkias?

  Anyway, no, no, listen, you know, thank you, man. That was a great little riff. Let's get back to this girl's story.

• 4:30Speaker 02

  For so long. Anyway, shortly after I moved in, I changed my address and these checks start showing up for me. It was just over thirteen hundred dollars. My boyfriend's mom, who's a lawyer, said that it was social security life insurance money from my birth dad. Or it was either social security or like life insurance. I can't remember. Because he had committed suicide when I was a little older than like one. And so I reached out to my birth mom about it and she said that that check should have been coming to me for a long time now. And my grandma had assured her that my aunt and uncle were keeping it in a college fund for me. This sum of money would be roughly a hundred and eighty grand. So it's not like a small sum of money. So I go to the bank and I asked to see my records. They could only go seven years back, but it turns out that from as far back as I can see,

• 5:15Speaker 02

  the money was deposited every month and then immediately wire transferred to my aunt and uncle's account because they were authorized users on the account. I played dumb with my aunt and uncle and I texted and asked, hey, what is this check for? Hoping that they would say something like, oh, we have a whole fund for you or something because I was just finishing up high school at this point. And I was trying to get that money for college. Wishful thinking, my uncle said that they had used all of the money for my care, which is bullshit because I spend fairly more than that for my bills every month as a full adult. Plus, I know, I now know that they also got money from the government on top of that every month for being my legal guardian.

• 5:54Stavros Halkias?

  Pieces of shit, man.

• 5:55Speaker 02

  So at the time, I didn't call them on it because I didn't have all the facts.

• 5:58Stavros Halkias?

  You were a kid.

• 5:59Speaker 02

  And I was also terrified of confrontation. And I think some part of me just didn't want to lose them. But years have gone by now. I'm twenty five and I feel like I've processed my grief of losing them as a family. And I'm wondering if it's too late to say something. And if so, what do I say? Do I need to just let it be? Yeah, I guess that's everything. Thank you so much, Dove. Bye.

• 6:16Speaker 04

  I think you gotta kill him. Yeah.

• 6:18Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, you should beat them to fucking death with a hammer.

• 6:21Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 6:23Stavros Halkias?

  Wow. She's just talking about saying something, not going after them legally.

• 6:28Speaker 04

  Like legal action, right?

• 6:29Stavros Halkias?

  So I don't know. I mean, if they were her guardians. Yeah.

• 6:36Stavros Halkias?

  I, look, if you're just talking about saying something, these are pieces of shit.

• 6:40Speaker 05

  Right.

• 6:41Stavros Halkias?

  These people are fucking scum. And so, that goes, that cuts two ways. One, you shouldn't feel bad about saying anything to them.

• 6:50Speaker 05

  I agree.

• 6:50Stavros Halkias?

  These people are lower than low, I mean, look, I get they took you in, your mom had a, your birth mom had a fucked up thing, whatever. But, they kicked you out of their house, they stole fucking money from you. They didn't even like, you know they convinced themselves they did nothing wrong. They're, they're fucking pieces of shit. You should be able to, feel free to let the fucking Uzi spray on these motherfuckers. Don't even worry about their feelings, whatever, whatever, say whatever you want. Now, the flip side of that is, nothing you say will get through to the kind of scumbag that these people are.

• 7:21Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 7:21Stavros Halkias?

  These are people that live in their own fucking world, you know what I mean? We all have, there's people in my family that are like this, I'm sure there's people in your fam, all of Sahib's fucking relatives think it's okay to use slave labor. Maddie, you know, you have an insane, you have insane people in your family.

• 7:37Speaker 05

  Everyone's fucking dumb.

• 7:39Speaker 06

  Just for the record, my family's kind of poor, so we don't have that many slaves.

• 7:45Stavros Halkias?

  But the ones they got, they work them to the bone.

• 7:50Speaker 05

  He's like three.

• 7:52Speaker 06

  We got like one guy. He's like not even that great.

• 7:55Stavros Halkias?

  Right. Yeah, yeah.

• 7:56Speaker 05

  He's tired.

• 7:57Stavros Halkias?

  He's tired, dude.

• 7:58Speaker 06

  Missing an arm.

• 7:59Stavros Halkias?

  He's tired, and that's really hard, because he's gotta fucking get to work by clinging on to the top of the train, and that's tough to do with just one arm. But, uh, uh, these people are pieces of shit, right?

• 8:11Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 8:12Stavros Halkias?

  And, you can say it for, this is for you, this is for your fucking, to get it off your chest. This is not, it has nothing to do with them, so whatever you feel like you need to say, say it. If you can get, you know, talk to a lawyer, it's probably too late. May, you know, maybe you can sue them, who do even have anything to go after, whatever. Talk to a lawyer, whatever, I would want to get back at these people any way that I could. Twenty-five is still kinda young for someone with this tumultuous of a life, where, on some level, you still feel something for them. Uh, especially when her, you've not had, I don't know what's happened since, but I mean, you're talking about a life with no stability, you know? You, you're still, some of their, you know, guilt bullshit probably still has its hooks in you.

• 9:00Stavros Halkias?

  So, you know, us telling you to let that shit go, they're fucking scumbags. They deserve everything bad. They deserve a bunch of bad shit to happen to them, right?

• 9:10Stavros Halkias?

  But you get, what to say? You should ju, I mean, if, just truly the truth. Which is like, you know, you took me in, but at the same, it's like, it's one thing to take me in, but you stole money from me. You never told me about it. You lied to me. You probably would have kept, you would have kept stealing money from me. Even, you said it was for my care. You would have kept stealing money from me if I wasn't fucking there. What, how you behaved is, is despicable. You are selfish, bad people. Uh, and, you know, I mean, just really let them fucking have it. I don't know what to tell you. I think, you know, that's all you can really do is say like, the way you behaved is completely unacceptable. You are scumbags.

• 9:54Stavros Halkias?

  Write down everything you want them to hear and fucking say it. And again, it's just for you. Whatever it is for you, whatever you want to get, don't expect them to change their behavior. If anything, they're gonna call you insane. They're gonna, they're gonna start doing lies you haven't even thought of. They're gonna try and gaslight you in ways you didn't even see coming. And, and that's kind of fun. I love when a insane family member tries to, because dude, they're crea, they're very creative people. They'll make up a whole fucking way you betrayed them that you didn't even think about.

• 10:22Speaker 05

  Yeah, they're gonna bring stuff up.

• 10:23Stavros Halkias?

  They're gonna bring stuff up that didn't even happen, dude.

• 10:25Speaker 05

  You gotta be ready for what they'll say.

• 10:27Stavros Halkias?

  So that's, especially if you're, if you're not a big confrontation person.

• 10:32Stavros Halkias?

  It might not, maybe it's not worth your fucking time. You know what I mean? Like, these people don't, should not give you any more, you should not waste any more of your energy on these people, is my overall.

• 10:42Speaker 05

  Unless saying something helps you to not have more.

• 10:45Stavros Halkias?

  You should not, yes, exactly. Now, I do think standing up to the people that were scumbags to you or the reason that, that you probably, you say you have problems with confrontation, I bet that had a lot to do with growing up in what sounds like a semi abusive fucking situation. Semi, and we're bailing them out by semi because we don't know all the details, but, you know, it's good for you to stand up for yourself, for sure. So if you want to say it for that, say it for that. But if you also feel like you're not ready yet, that's okay too. This is fully up to you. You're not gonna get any sense of justice out of this cuz they took advantage of you. You're a child and they stole from you. Go talk to a lawyer, you know, hit up your, I guess, ex-boyfriend's family.

• 11:26Speaker 05

  Is he out?

• 11:27Stavros Halkias?

  We don't know if she's still with him. That actually would be kinda, that would be kinda like old fashioned as hell if you were still with your boyfriend from when you were 16.

• 11:36Speaker 05

  Me, 18 and 25.

• 11:38Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, that's crazy.

• 11:39Speaker 05

  A lot of bodies.

• 11:40Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, I mean, I don't know.

• 11:43Speaker 05

  But you never know if he got with her through that.

• 11:45Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 11:46Speaker 05

  A lot of people stay together when they're through something traumatic.

• 11:48Stavros Halkias?

  Trauma, yeah, trauma, trauma bonded.

• 11:49Speaker 04

  For sure, for sure.

• 11:50Speaker 05

  Yep.

• 11:51Stavros Halkias?

  But yeah, that's what I was, it's just like, you know, these people fucked you completely. And that's tough when your own family is taking advantage of you. Then you're like, who the fu- and I'm sure you have trust issues and all this stuff, but you know, that's my advice. I don't know. You guys got anything else?

• 12:04Speaker 05

  Something you can do is sneak into their house and put broccoli in places they won't be able to find. And then it'll smell really bad and they'll go crazy.

• 12:12Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, I would, yes.

• 12:13Speaker 05

  Stuff to make them go crazy.

• 12:14Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, I heard about like somebody put like a, somebody like, got cheated on or some shit and they put a device that beeps at odd intervals.

• 12:24Speaker 05

  Yes, yep.

• 12:24Speaker 06

  Oh.

• 12:25Speaker 05

  Yep.

• 12:25Stavros Halkias?

  In their walls.

• 12:26Speaker 06

  Oh, in the walls?

• 12:27Stavros Halkias?

  Somewhere they couldn't get to it and it drove them crazy. They deserve that.

• 12:31Speaker 05

  Do some crazy.

• 12:31Stavros Halkias?

  Do pranks, do bad shit to them.

• 12:33Speaker 05

  Yep.

• 12:34Stavros Halkias?

  Make them feel like, what in the Mormon thing means the devil's coming? Do whatever the fuck Mormon, the Mormon bible says the devil does to them. Make them feel like Satan is after them.

• 12:44Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, scare them.

• 12:45Stavros Halkias?

  Whatever weird version of Satan that fucking what's-his-face came up with.

• 12:48Speaker 05

  Like if this was a movie, she'd be scaring them.

• 12:51Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 12:51Speaker 05

  They'd be like running, you know?

• 12:52Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, but then they'd flip it on her, they'd know it, then they're actually satanic for real.

• 12:56Speaker 05

  Right.

• 12:56Speaker 06

  Whoa.

• 12:57Speaker 05

  Right.

• 12:57Stavros Halkias?

  That's a good movie, dude.

• 12:58Speaker 04

  Normally wouldn't suggest this, but do they have a dog? Torture and kill their dog. Put a, put a-

• 13:03Stavros Halkias?

  Okay, hold on, hold on.

• 13:05Speaker 05

  Eldis was one of the kids.

• 13:09Stavros Halkias?

  Torture and kill the dog?

• 13:11Speaker 04

  Alright, maybe don't torture it.

• 13:13Speaker 06

  That's the classic, take it out on the dog.

• 13:14Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 13:14Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 13:14Speaker 06

  Yeah, you should.

• 13:15Speaker 04

  This is a scenario where I would be like, if they have a dearly loved pet.

• 13:20Stavros Halkias?

  No!

• 13:20Speaker 04

  Maybe you could kill it.

• 13:22Stavros Halkias?

  That's the absolute wrong way to look, as the man who cares about animals the least, that's crazy.

• 13:28Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 13:28Stavros Halkias?

  Cuz now, cuz the dog is actually an innocent here.

• 13:31Speaker 05

  Yeah, the dog is not like, oh, let's take their money.

• 13:33Speaker 06

  Yeah, but what, but like, what kinda animal is it, right? If it's like a lizard?

• 13:38Stavros Halkias?

  I just think you gotta do.

• 13:41Speaker 05

  A warning, like cut the lizard's head off, like a warning.

• 13:43Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, that's why, that's why a dog would just hit way harder than like a, like a hamster or something, you know what I mean? It would, but the problem is you want to do them harm directly. You don't want them, because you're really doing more harm to the dog than them.

• 13:59Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 14:00Stavros Halkias?

  They're sad you killed the dog. Now, if you want to kill, if Elvis, if you're the kind of freak that wants to kill something, kill some mice, put it in their walls.

• 14:07Speaker 05

  Please.

• 14:08Stavros Halkias?

  You know what I mean?

• 14:09Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 14:09Stavros Halkias?

  Again, kind of the broccoli thing, but more disgusting.

• 14:11Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah. Do some shit prank call them, have someone, have Jim Florentine call them or something.

• 14:19Stavros Halkias?

  Hey, how you doing?

• 14:20Speaker 05

  Get a little cranky, you're going.

• 14:20Stavros Halkias?

  You guys ever listen to Black Sabbath?

• 14:24Stavros Halkias?

  Why isn't Black Sabbath doing the halftime show at the Super Bowl?

• 14:28Speaker 05

  They're really good.

• 14:30Stavros Halkias?

  Shout out to Jim. I opened for him once in Tampa in SideSplitters, it was one of the greatest experiences of my life. He's a great, he's a great hang, and then I also had to stay in the Tampa SideSplitters condo, which is one of the most disgusting places I've ever been in my life.

• 14:43Speaker 05

  Did you stay with him?

• 14:44Stavros Halkias?

  No, he got to be in the Holiday Inn. Which was the Headliners Hotel, it was the Holiday Inn.

• 14:51Speaker 05

  Hilarious.

• 14:51Stavros Halkias?

  That club, I mean, the club's awesome, but man, back in the day, before the new people bought it, it was a piece of shit.

• 14:56Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 14:58Stavros Halkias?

  It was the kind of, Joe List has a story about staying in that condo, and he was wearing socks, and his socks got dirtier on the carpet than when they.

• 15:06Speaker 05

  Ew.

• 15:07Stavros Halkias?

  And we took them off.

• 15:08Speaker 05

  Gross.

• 15:09Stavros Halkias?

  It was fucking disgusting.

• 15:10Speaker 05

  That's fucking nasty.

• 15:11Stavros Halkias?

  It was, and it was not near anything, anyway, whatever.

• 15:14Speaker 05

  Just isolated.

• 15:15Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, whatever, do some pranks, uh, I mean, if you really want to be bad, do they have like antique furniture? Release bedbugs in there.

• 15:24Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 15:24Stavros Halkias?

  Put on a fucking, put on a, put on a hazmat suit.

• 15:27Speaker 05

  Yep.

• 15:27Stavros Halkias?

  Get some bedbugs, and then release them in there, and release them in their home, that actually.

• 15:32Speaker 06

  That's a good one, that'll actually cause like a lot.

• 15:34Stavros Halkias?

  That will make you go insane, yeah. And that's about equal to a hundred, honestly, you could do them a hundred thousand dollars worth of damage with bedbugs.

• 15:42Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 15:43Stavros Halkias?

  Because sometimes you can't fix that.

• 15:44Speaker 06

  They have to like, they have to like gas the.

• 15:46Stavros Halkias?

  You'd have to fumigate the whole thing.

• 15:47Speaker 05

  Fumigate, yeah, like tent over the house.

• 15:49Stavros Halkias?

  But if you don't get it in time, it'll spread everywhere.

• 15:51Speaker 05

  Yep.

• 15:52Stavros Halkias?

  Bedbugs are fucked, anyway, they deserve it, they're fucking assholes, sorry that happened to you, that's fucking insane. And you know why they know, you know why they even know they're lying? Because they told. Her mom, who was one of their siblings, that they were putting in a college fund.

• 16:06Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 16:06Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 16:07Stavros Halkias?

  They knew their pieces. So fuck them. Release bedbugs into their home. Put it in their special Mormon underwear that covers their dick.

• 16:13Speaker 05

  Yeah, put it on.

• 16:15Speaker 06

  What?

• 16:15Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 16:18Stavros Halkias?

  Start a call, but in the meantime, Elvis, your homework while we listen to the call is find out why Mormons wear that special weird underwear.

• 16:24Speaker 05

  What is it like?

• 16:25Stavros Halkias?

  I don't know. It's like, it's just like, I don't know, some kind of weird, it almost looks like boxer, like the balloon, like kind of pirate pant.

• 16:34Stavros Halkias?

  Like Under Armour type shit.

• 16:35Speaker 05

  Okay, got it.

• 16:36Stavros Halkias?

  What?

• 16:37Speaker 05

  It holds a dick in or?

• 16:38Stavros Halkias?

  I think it holds.

• 16:39Speaker 06

  So you don't fuck?

• 16:40Stavros Halkias?

  No, I just think it's some kind of, they think it has magical properties.

• 16:44Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 16:44Stavros Halkias?

  I mean, these people are fucking, no disrespect, it's, all religions are pretty fucking stupid, but then you were, it, if it's an old religion, at least you can fly to yourself and think that like, oh, well, this god put this here for thousands of years.

• 16:57Speaker 05

  There's history.

• 16:59Stavros Halkias?

  Mormonism is one guy made up a bunch of shit and you can tell he lied. Like he, he mistranslated shit from Egyptian that at the time no one could call him on.

• 17:09Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 17:09Stavros Halkias?

  And then they're like, this doesn't say this at all.

• 17:11Speaker 05

  Scammer.

• 17:11Stavros Halkias?

  Like he's clearly, if you're a fucking Mormon, I mean, no disrespect, or a Scientologist for some reason, Mormon is the only one stupider and more, and less new, or Scientologist is the only one stupider than Mormon.

• 17:21Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah.

• 17:21Stavros Halkias?

  But come on, why are you, I mean, and by the way, on Easter, we also think that about Christianity, about pretty much, you know. Except Islam, that's the one true one we got, we want, go Iran, we're rooting for you. Keep that fucking straight fucking clothes, brother.

• 17:37Speaker 05

  Mama, keep shooting us down.

• 17:41Stavros Halkias?

  Take those fucking rifles, knock those drones right out of the fucking sky. I'm rooting for you motherfuckers, for real.

• 17:51Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, did you do some research, Elvis?

• 17:52Speaker 04

  Yes, the temple garments is what they're called.

• 17:55Stavros Halkias?

  Temple garments.

• 17:56Speaker 04

  They're a two-piece thing, a top and a knee-length bottom.

• 17:59Stavros Halkias?

  Knee-length.

• 18:00Speaker 04

  And they are a physical private reminder of promises made in the temple and serve as a symbol of commitment to Jesus Christ.

• 18:07Speaker 05

  Do they wear those, the guys wear those like under their pants every day?

• 18:10Speaker 04

  Yeah, initiated members are expected to wear them throughout their lives, removing them only for activities like showering or swimming.

• 18:18Stavros Halkias?

  What? So they have to wear extra underwear to like hide their pussy from everybody? To remind them that they promised that pussy to one, to God or whatever the fuck?

• 18:27Speaker 05

  Oh, it's the girls wearing it?

• 18:28Stavros Halkias?

  Everybody wears it.

• 18:28Speaker 05

  Oh, everyone wears it, yeah.

• 18:29Stavros Halkias?

  Everybody wears it, but you cover your cock or your pussy?

• 18:31Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 18:33Speaker 04

  Well, underwear does cover cock or pussy.

• 18:35Stavros Halkias?

  But you double cover it.

• 18:37Speaker 04

  No, I thought it counts.

• 18:38Speaker 06

  I think they replace it with underwear. It's like special.

• 18:40Speaker 04

  It's a two-piece, but you don't put it over underwear.

• 18:43Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, you wear it.

• 18:44Speaker 04

  Oh, it's just underwear.

• 18:45Speaker 06

  You just wear it as underwear.

• 18:47Stavros Halkias?

  But you have to wear a fucking top. You know what this is? This is vestigial of like, it's how all, how like, the specific sex of like the, what we think of as Orthodox Jews with the way they dress. That was just a cool way to dress back then.

• 19:00Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 19:01Stavros Halkias?

  These are just fucking pioneer underwear. Like, he didn't even make this up. This is just what fucking, if you watch Deadwood, people are wearing shit like this.

• 19:08Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 19:08Stavros Halkias?

  Man, fuck Mormon. Anyway, whatever. Mormons are nice people.

• 19:11Speaker 04

  Referring to them as magic underwear is considered derogatory.

• 19:14Stavros Halkias?

  I don't give a fuck.

• 19:15Speaker 04

  Disrespectful by members.

• 19:15Speaker 06

  Yeah, that's a slur, actually.

• 19:16Speaker 05

  Oh, sorry.

• 19:17Stavros Halkias?

  I don't fucking care. No, look.

• 19:19Speaker 05

  Sorry.

• 19:20Stavros Halkias?

  Shout out to, let me say this. Shout out to ex Mormon girls. Now that's-

• 19:24Speaker 05

  Mormons are pretty hot.

• 19:25Stavros Halkias?

  They are.

• 19:25Speaker 04

  They are.

• 19:25Stavros Halkias?

  Honestly, I don't know what they got going there, but yeah.

• 19:27Speaker 05

  Something extraterrestrial about them.

• 19:29Stavros Halkias?

  That's kind of the only blonde I, I'm not a big blondes guy, but something about an ex Mormon that's like, fucking, ooh, my own.

• 19:38Speaker 05

  Little tan.

• 19:39Stavros Halkias?

  Nothing wrong with that.

• 19:40Speaker 06

  Also, it's like you're able, like, you're rebellious.

• 19:42Stavros Halkias?

  Saxon?

• 19:44Speaker 06

  Also, you're like rebellious.

• 19:45Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah. No, they're rebellious, for sure. And they're pent up, bro.

• 19:49Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 19:50Stavros Halkias?

  They're doing some-

• 19:50Speaker 04

  A lot of them were abused too, really.

• 19:52Stavros Halkias?

  Not, okay, Aldis. Let's kill a dog, fucking-

• 19:57Speaker 06

  They're abused. I like that too.

• 19:59Stavros Halkias?

  More, yeah.

• 19:59Speaker 06

  It's my favorite part.

• 20:00Stavros Halkias?

  Let's kill a dog. Let's, it's children. I mean, you're really fucking, let's not be able to fucking Google the difference between Catholicism and Orthodox Christianity. It's fucking an hour and a half into the episode. We still haven't gotten a follow-up there.

• 20:14Speaker 05

  We just have no idea.

• 20:14Stavros Halkias?

  Next question.

• 20:15Speaker 04

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