Bad Breakfast w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Are You Garbage is back with Kevin Ryan and H. Foley for a family episode to answer your garbage questions from Patreon. We're taking bad taco meat, respecting your homies and singing to shazam! It's a fun one! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! AYG 2025 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Best of AYG: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZL8bt-D-ZN4&list=PLCJp1IfokN9Cy1Hi79LSGAykCKfRDM_y9 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored by: Pestie: For 10% off your order, go to https://pestie.com/ayg Lucy Goods: http://lucy.co/garbage Promo Code: garbage Harry's: Get Harry’s right now for just $6 at https://harrys.com/AYG Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? #comedypodcasts #comedians #podcastshow #comedypodcasts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• 0:00H. Foley?

  Gang, tickets for the Back on the Block Tour are going quick, baby. So get 'em, why the getting is good.

• 0:04Speaker 01

  Yeah, we're coming to San Francisco, Portland, Seattle, Burlington, Boston, Atlanta, Charlotte, Raleigh, Richmond, Baltimore, Philly, Rochester, and Toronto. All tickets available at areyougarbage.com. We'll see yous on the road.

• 0:17Speaker 02

  Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.

• 0:36H. Foley?

  Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage?

• 0:43Speaker 01

  Hey, yeet.

• 0:44H. Foley?

  It's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians and we find that after group to be classy.

• 0:48Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 0:48H. Foley?

  Or just a big ol' piece of trash.

• 0:50Speaker 01

  A-sura.

• 0:51H. Foley?

  I'm your host, H. Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Tootie's in a new addition. She has some nice little legal equipment available for sale right now.

• 1:01Speaker 01

  Getting that time of the year, too.

• 1:02H. Foley?

  Woo wee, getting why the getting's good, huh? My co-host is coming at you from across the table. He's what we call the CEO of Are You Garbage. He is an international businessman. Let me tell you this, he's got the boys on Wall Street nervous and the fat cats on Main Street singing his praises. Give it up for KJ, Kevin James Ryan, everybody.

• 1:21Speaker 01

  What up, gang? Shout out to you. First of all, as always, please make sure you rate, view, subscribe on iTunes.

• 1:26H. Foley?

  Please.

• 1:26Speaker 01

  Full video available on YouTube, also full video available over there on Spotify.

• 1:30H. Foley?

  Uh huh.

• 1:31Speaker 01

  And then also the greatest website of all time, www.patreon.com/areyougarbage. You go over there, you get up to, I mean, you sign up today, you get, I don't know, the past four years of bonus content? We're talking like, what is that? Eh, it's like 400 episodes you get for five, for ten bucks, you get 400 episodes. That ain't too shabby. Also.

• 1:51H. Foley?

  What do you got?

• 1:52Speaker 01

  Back on the Block Tour tickets obviously are on sale right now. You go over there, we got San Fran, Portland, Seattle, Burlington, Vermont, Boston, Massachusetts, Atlanta, Georgia, Charlotte, North Carolina, Raleigh, North Carolina, Richmond, Virginia, Baltimore, Maryland, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, at the motherfucking Met, baby.

• 2:09H. Foley?

  Let's go.

• 2:09Speaker 01

  Biggest show we've ever done. And then Rochester, New York, and Toronto, Canada, get those tickets.

• 2:14H. Foley?

  Boys are coming out hard in the fourth quarter of the year, aren't we?

• 2:17Speaker 01

  Coming out swinging, I gotta pay.

• 2:18H. Foley?

  Holy shit, right before bonus time.

• 2:20Speaker 01

  I gotta pay for this, baby, somehow. Ah, you damn. Man, these things ain't frickin' cheap, I'll tell you that.

• 2:27H. Foley?

  This kid better have a good right hand on him, I'll tell you that right now.

• 2:30Speaker 01

  I don't know how.

• 2:30H. Foley?

  Public school down the line.

• 2:31Speaker 01

  I don't know how everybody's, I don't know how people did this. It's fucking, everything's a grand. You turn around, it's a grand. You need a chair, it's a grand. A chair. Oh, we need a chair for the ba- baby can't even hold his head up, he needs a fucking recliner.

• 2:42H. Foley?

  Like a broad in Vegas, huh?

• 2:43Speaker 01

  Jesus.

• 2:44H. Foley?

  Every time the kid goes to the bathroom, he wants to play the tables a little bit.

• 2:47Speaker 01

  Feel like a fucking ATM machine.

• 2:48H. Foley?

  Gang, this is what we call a family episode, just the boys, the bozos, and the homies, just the way we like it. We can't thank you enough for tuning in. Kippy, how the hell are you, kid?

• 2:58Speaker 01

  I'm doing pretty good.

• 2:59H. Foley?

  Are you? You don't seem it. You seemed a little tense today when I came in.

• 3:04Speaker 01

  No, not at all.

• 3:05H. Foley?

  With your old pal Uncle Hank.

• 3:06Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 3:07H. Foley?

  Bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.

• 3:08Speaker 01

  No.

• 3:09H. Foley?

  Cause I love ya.

• 3:10Speaker 01

  Okay, I don't know, you're setting me up for something. You're setting me up, I've seen the program before, you're setting me up for something.

• 3:16H. Foley?

  I need a small payday loan. To be quite honest with you.

• 3:21Speaker 01

  You start off, you start calling me an asshole?

• 3:22H. Foley?

  Psychological warfare.

• 3:24Speaker 01

  They beat you down.

• 3:25H. Foley?

  I feel like you need me.

• 3:26Speaker 01

  Then you're vulnerable.

• 3:27H. Foley?

  That's right.

• 3:28Speaker 01

  Uh, listen, I had a little bit of a, so...

• 3:31H. Foley?

  Tell me.

• 3:32Speaker 01

  Maybe about three days ago, I made some ground beef. Hamburger meat.

• 3:40Speaker 01

  This isn't trashy, it just felt not, I don't know, something and currently...

• 3:47H. Foley?

  Put the paper towel in there to soak up the grease?

• 3:49Speaker 01

  Obviously.

• 3:50H. Foley?

  You did?

• 3:51Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 3:51H. Foley?

  That is such a dirtball move.

• 3:53Speaker 01

  Well, you can sit there and let it boil off, I'm hungry, I'm a growing boy.

• 3:56H. Foley?

  You take a fucking spoon and you pull it out.

• 3:58Speaker 01

  No, but...

• 3:58H. Foley?

  Or you leave it in there like a gentleman. Whoever said that that was bad, by the way?

• 4:02Speaker 01

  It just gets too oily. It does. Everybody, listen, it does. Everybody knows this.

• 4:07H. Foley?

  You heat it off, you burn it off.

• 4:08Speaker 01

  I know, well, that takes 40 minutes sometimes.

• 4:10H. Foley?

  You flambe it.

• 4:10Speaker 01

  And I don't know if you've seen any of this hamburger meat, it just producing is grease.

• 4:15H. Foley?

  I don't know what it is.

• 4:16Speaker 01

  It don't stop, dude.

• 4:16H. Foley?

  Say there's like 8 million cows and one thing, one hamburger.

• 4:19Speaker 01

  It's a big burger.

• 4:22H. Foley?

  Like I'm juicy.

• 4:24Speaker 01

  Talking quarter pound. Uh, so listen, I make some hamburger meat, I'm eating lean.

• 4:29H. Foley?

  Now what are you doing with this?

• 4:30Speaker 01

  What do you mean?

• 4:31H. Foley?

  What are you making?

• 4:32Speaker 01

  Uh, I'm making a bowl that my wife found.

• 4:34H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 4:35Speaker 01

  A little bit of a...

• 4:38Speaker 01

  Ah, man, what was it? There was some peas in there.

• 4:41H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 4:41Speaker 01

  Uh, there was some sweet potato.

• 4:43H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 4:44Speaker 01

  Uh, peas, sweet potato, something else I'm missing here.

• 4:48H. Foley?

  Onions.

• 4:50Speaker 01

  No.

• 4:50H. Foley?

  Ketchup, cheddar cheese.

• 4:52Speaker 01

  I did buy cheese, but I didn't put it in there.

• 4:54H. Foley?

  Leaks.

• 4:55Speaker 01

  Nah, I forget, something else.

• 4:56H. Foley?

  You know what a leak is?

• 4:57Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 4:58H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 4:58Speaker 01

  Uh huh. I got one at the house. Fucking drywall, fuck. Um, yeah, I used to work produce, I didn't, I used to work, cashier, I didn't know all the produce.

• 5:08H. Foley?

  They didn't fucking sell leaks at Acme until three years ago, what are you talking about?

• 5:12Speaker 01

  I had to take a test, which I've said this before, that was the most nerve wracking week of my life. Some fat, some fat ass fucking guy tested me on, on vegetables, it's like, hey buddy, why don't you put the cheeses down and try a leak?

• 5:27H. Foley?

  You're over at Sylvan Learning Center for two weeks, trying to get ready for this?

• 5:30Speaker 01

  So, whatever, so now I got, uh, I was this morning, uh, we had to be, be in here bright and early, uh, bushy.

• 5:37H. Foley?

  Yeah, hamburger for breakfast?

• 5:38Speaker 01

  Well, hold on, I put some, so I, oh, when I did it, I did some taco seasoning in there.

• 5:43H. Foley?

  I like that.

• 5:44Speaker 01

  Right? So then for breakfast, I made three scrambies and I'm looking.

• 5:48H. Foley?

  Really?

• 5:49Speaker 01

  And I threw the taco meat in there.

• 5:51H. Foley?

  Listen.

• 5:51Speaker 01

  Which, listen, hold on, obviously whatever, it didn't feel right, dude, the second I opened up the container and I didn't do a thing, I just opened it up and dumped, and half of me forgot it was taco season, and I got a whiff of it, and I was like, I feel, this feels like I'm at dinner right now, this ain't right, it's too early. And this is like, dude, this is like 7:15, this is 7:15 in the morning, I'm eating taco meat, it was bad.

• 6:18H. Foley?

  Oh, breakfast chili?

• 6:19Speaker 01

  It didn't feel right, have you ever done, obviously it's left or whatever.

• 6:23H. Foley?

  No, but I like it, I'll be honest with you, I like it.

• 6:26Speaker 01

  I'm burping up like I just had a gordita, it ain't, it ain't, it ain't good, dude, it's bad news, starting your day.

• 6:34H. Foley?

  Kippy Crunch Supreme.

• 6:35Speaker 01

  There's too much sodium in there.

• 6:37H. Foley?

  Something.

• 6:37Speaker 01

  Something.

• 6:38H. Foley?

  The taco.

• 6:38Speaker 01

  I don't get it, cause it's like, you know, it's meat, it's protein.

• 6:42H. Foley?

  Why isn't there a ground beef omelet? You know, why isn't there a burger omelet? You've had that?

• 6:48Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 6:49H. Foley?

  Really?

• 6:49Speaker 01

  I think I might have made it. I'm big with, if I got leftover ground beef.

• 6:52H. Foley?

  That's pretty good.

• 6:53Speaker 01

  I throw that right, you put the eggs, you let the eggs cook a little bit, or maybe I'll even put the meat on, then crack the eggs in there. So it's not really like egg, it's like egg pieces in the meat.

• 7:01H. Foley?

  Now, I don't hate that.

• 7:02Speaker 01

  Sprinkle a little cheese in there.

• 7:04H. Foley?

  Did you top that off at work?

• 7:05Speaker 01

  Quarter cup of Sargento. It's 110 calories, 7 grams of protein. I'm losing weight.

• 7:09H. Foley?

  Did you start that off, did you finish that off with a little bit of lettuce, tomato, and some sour cream or something like that?

• 7:15Speaker 01

  Lettuce and tomato at breakfast?

• 7:17H. Foley?

  Taco omelet.

• 7:20Speaker 01

  Taco omelet? Uh, no, but it just didn't feel right. And my wife was in the, uh, she was like on a call when I was doing this.

• 7:29H. Foley?

  It smells that cooking?

• 7:30Speaker 01

  Yeah, she hung up the call, she's like, "Are you making tacos?" And I was like, "Shut up!"

• 7:34H. Foley?

  Did you open up a gyro stand?

• 7:35Speaker 01

  I deport you, zip it.

• 7:38H. Foley?

  Holy shit.

• 7:39Speaker 01

  Yeah, I didn't, I didn't feel, it didn't feel right. Way in, let me know. But it's like, it's, it's just, something about that taco season just...

• 7:48H. Foley?

  Did it have the, the, the, the orange grease on it too?

• 7:51Speaker 01

  No, it didn't, cuz I had dried out the grease.

• 7:54H. Foley?

  Wow, there you go. I've had that grease in there before.

• 7:57Speaker 01

  I think I did 85 15 too.

• 8:00H. Foley?

  Yeah, when I was a kid, I remember seeing that for the first time, my, uh, my Aunt Mary's, uh, beef stew, I believe it was. And the next day, or maybe it was her spaghetti, but when she would take that out of the fridge, it would have that layer of grease on it. And she would skim it off and toss it. Like, "Where you going with that grease?"

• 8:19Speaker 01

  Make, make good with that lard, Toots.

• 8:24H. Foley?

  Alright, let's quit screwing around.

• 8:25Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 8:26H. Foley?

  Gang, as you know, when you sign up for the old Patreon, you get your question read on the air by the Taco King himself. Kevin Ryan, breakfast tacos.

• 8:35Speaker 01

  Well, I mean, they do breakfast burritos.

• 8:37H. Foley?

  They do.

• 8:38Speaker 01

  But that's bacon and sausage, usually typically a breakfast meat.

• 8:41H. Foley?

  Listen, I'm not pushing back on this by any stretch of the imagination. It's trash, but that, that's delicious. I think we should be putting ground beef and more stuff.

• 8:49Speaker 01

  I agree, but the taco, it's just like, I gotta tell you, I'm off today. I gotta go home, shower, lay back down, get up and start the day again. It don't feel right to have taco, I kissed my, kissed my wife with Taco Breath this morning, went off to work. Grabbed my lunch pail and came off to the content factory.

• 9:06H. Foley?

  More ground beef.

• 9:07Speaker 01

  Uh, alright gang, as the big man said, we got some Patreon queues. When you join Patreon, we'll answer your garbage question all year. Uh, this is from Marco Rodriguez, $10 homie, N-H-O-R, never had one read.

• 9:21H. Foley?

  Love it.

• 9:21Speaker 01

  Is it garbage to let your phone die intentionally, like where this is going, while on a date, so you don't have to pay for the Uber back home? I'm waiting on that direct deposit to hit, then the broad jam me up with the appetizers.

• 9:34H. Foley?

  Jesus.

• 9:35Speaker 01

  I gotta say, I've done some dirtbag maneuvers in my day financially with apps and switching from PayPal to whatever, the instant transfer, overdraft, that's genius.

• 9:48H. Foley?

  Does that mean he's closing the deal automatically? They're going to the same place? Hey, you wanna get the Uber back to my place? What if she's like, hey, I gotta get up early? Then you're sitting at a bus stop if she's driving a line in Uber.

• 9:58Speaker 01

  Yeah, but then he can take the bus home. I mean, if you're by yourself and you're poor, you're broke, you're like, hey, I'm taking the subway, it is what it is.

• 10:04H. Foley?

  Your Fridays to Go bag with you?

• 10:05Speaker 01

  I guess, but in this thing you go, you would, I guess, well, the Uber. I guess, so he paid for dinner, maybe?

• 10:11H. Foley?

  Yeah. Hey, my phone died.

• 10:13Speaker 01

  He probably had a hundred bucks, 150 bucks.

• 10:15H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 10:16Speaker 01

  Cause I can't, I'm not, I can't swing the $20. That's brilliant.

• 10:19H. Foley?

  Yeah, that's pretty smart, man.

• 10:21Speaker 01

  Because what I would have to do back when I was.

• 10:24H. Foley?

  I have a phone charger on me, fuck!

• 10:27Speaker 01

  Is that an iPhone 4? I need the old iPhone 4.

• 10:29H. Foley?

  I think we should see other people.

• 10:31Speaker 01

  Uh, I remember many a times, uh, entering my wife's credit card into my Uber account.

• 10:39H. Foley?

  Oh.

• 10:40Speaker 01

  I remember standing on third av, or no, second av, it was like second and second, and I was so broken. She's like, alright, let's get an Uber home. And I was, I was still in the wooing phase at this point, I think I started crying.

• 10:51H. Foley?

  You see the city!

• 10:52Speaker 01

  I think I started crying.

• 10:53H. Foley?

  Really?

• 10:54Speaker 01

  I was just so, yeah, I was just down bad.

• 10:57H. Foley?

  Started crying?

• 10:58Speaker 01

  Maybe not crying, frustrated.

• 11:00H. Foley?

  Still have the nerve to go home and try to make love to her?

• 11:04Speaker 01

  I think it was her birthday, too.

• 11:08Speaker 01

  I stink. I'm bad with my...

• 11:11H. Foley?

  You're trying to pitch a threesome just so you get the cab fare home? He seems like a good guy.

• 11:15Speaker 01

  The cabbie? Hey buddy, what do you say? Knock it off. Come up to my place.

• 11:19H. Foley?

  And what do you think of this broad here, huh?

• 11:21Speaker 01

  Uh, yeah. That I respect. That's a good one. I guess I didn't really... The times when I was really broke, the Apple Pay and all the apps weren't necessarily... Now you can go, "My phone's dead. Somebody get me." You know, which worked. "I'll Venmo ya this week. You know, I'll do that later."

• 11:40H. Foley?

  Have you ever forgotten your wallet?

• 11:44Speaker 01

  No. The only person I would really ever had to do that with was her. She knew I was broke, you know? She... I told you, I was... She was buying... We were buying... I was buying her something at a deli one time, like lunch, and I checked my TD Bank account. And she clocked me checking it. It had like 18 bucks in it. And I picked up that check, was probably like 12. So now I'm down to 6 bucks. I'm down to like... I'm in double digits. I'm under... I'm under 50 bucks.

• 12:09H. Foley?

  It's expensive chopped cheese, 12 bucks?

• 12:11Speaker 01

  Waiting on that direct deposit. And then we went out to dinner some... I'm like, "Oh, let me get this." And she's like, "I saw your account earlier."

• 12:19H. Foley?

  Man. What kind of man are you? Still went home and tried to make love to her too, I bet, didn't ya?

• 12:25Speaker 01

  Probably. I mean, I am a... I am a red-blooded man at the end of the day. Kippee here, he's a man. Uh, that's a good one. I respect that. I love the... I love hearing the new... The new age tech dirtbag scams.

• 12:39H. Foley?

  What the kids are doing out there?

• 12:40Speaker 01

  Yeah, 'cause I didn't have that.

• 12:41H. Foley?

  These broads got cash on 'em.

• 12:43Speaker 01

  They do.

• 12:43H. Foley?

  They got money.

• 12:44Speaker 01

  They do, these broads.

• 12:46H. Foley?

  It's always...

• 12:46Speaker 01

  Hard-working guys pay for everything, buy a thousand-dollar chair.

• 12:50H. Foley?

  It was the same in high school too, when a girl would tell ya, "Oh my God, I definitely failed that test." They never failed it. They got like an A.

• 13:00H. Foley?

  You know what I mean?

• 13:01Speaker 01

  I picture your dumb head. I failed too Cindy. You got a helmet on?

• 13:07H. Foley?

  At football practice.

• 13:09Speaker 01

  Ah, man. That's good. Um, alright, let's see here. This is from Foley's Ozempy Plug. First time, long time, never have on red. Got a banger here, boys. Have you guys ever been to a dry wedding reception on a Friday night? We were recently talking about, uh, about dry receptions.

• 13:30H. Foley?

  Yes.

• 13:30Speaker 01

  This breakfast for dinner. Catering from Cracker Barrel. Over a hundred bozos in attendance. I cheers the red solo cup of OJ after the best man's speech with a mouthful of scrambies.

• 13:44H. Foley?

  What?

• 13:45Speaker 01

  That's...

• 13:45H. Foley?

  Wait, hold on. Friday night, wedding.

• 13:48Speaker 01

  Dry.

• 13:49H. Foley?

  Breakfast for dinner. Is, is, that's what we're having?

• 13:52Speaker 01

  Taco omelets.

• 13:55H. Foley?

  And no booze?

• 13:56Speaker 01

  No boo. Well, I guess breakfast for dinner. I wouldn't want booze, I would say.

• 14:00H. Foley?

  You could do mimosas, at least.

• 14:01Speaker 01

  I mean, not a...

• 14:02H. Foley?

  Bloody marys.

• 14:03Speaker 01

  Sure. I mean, I don't want to be drinking beer and eating dinner for bre- at that po- I don't even really eat at a wedding. I'm drinking.

• 14:09H. Foley?

  First of all, I didn't know Cracker Barrel did catering.

• 14:11Speaker 01

  What do you got there? Cracker Barrel breakfast?

• 14:14Speaker 03

  They do it all.

• 14:15Speaker 01

  Really?

• 14:16H. Foley?

  For catering?

• 14:16Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 14:17H. Foley?

  Really?

• 14:17Speaker 03

  Buffet style, individually plated, à la carte style.

• 14:20Speaker 01

  What's a hundred people caution? You got the prices on there?

• 14:22H. Foley?

  Give us some items there.

• 14:24Speaker 03

  Let me do some inquiries.

• 14:25H. Foley?

  Could do probably some, uh, sausage gravy.

• 14:28Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 14:29H. Foley?

  Biscuits, some scrambies, some sausage, some...

• 14:32Speaker 01

  Care scramble though.

• 14:34H. Foley?

  That's tough, man.

• 14:36Speaker 01

  Do you think it was a buffet? Would it say buffet or was it served?

• 14:38H. Foley?

  No. What? Think of that waitress from Cracker Barrel?

• 14:42Speaker 01

  That'd be crazy, I guess. I didn't think of that. Also, you're using red, you're using red solo cup.

• 14:46H. Foley?

  They got that game on the table where you're trying to figure it out?

• 14:48Speaker 01

  With the tee, with the golf tees?

• 14:50H. Foley?

  Dude, that's brutal.

• 14:52Speaker 01

  Ah, damn, that's a rough one.

• 14:54H. Foley?

  Do it a dry we- listen. Alcoholism aside, alright?

• 14:59Speaker 01

  It's pretty cool.

• 15:01H. Foley?

  You're doing a dry wedding. That's not cool to do to people, man. You can't do that. Can't have a dry wedding. Make it less people.

• 15:11Speaker 01

  I, I, I, I understand that. I mean, a hundred people. Unless you're like, all very, less, 70% are very religious.

• 15:18H. Foley?

  Do a cash bar. You don't want to spend the money. Religious, what's religion got to do with anything?

• 15:23Speaker 01

  A lot of times, it's dry bars.

• 15:25H. Foley?

  No, come on. Jesus drank. They were all fucked up.

• 15:29Speaker 03

  Pancake tacos.

• 15:30Speaker 01

  What?

• 15:31Speaker 03

  Buffet style, 70 bucks.

• 15:33Speaker 01

  What the fuck's a pancake taco?

• 15:35H. Foley?

  I don't know.

• 15:35Speaker 01

  Let me get out, was there ground, is there taco meat in a, I thought I was bad.

• 15:40H. Foley?

  No, I'm down with that.

• 15:41Speaker 03

  No taco meat. It's just a buttermilk pancake filled with bacon, fried egg, and cheese.

• 15:46H. Foley?

  Whoa.

• 15:46Speaker 01

  Gotcha. It's like a McRiddle. It's their version of a McRiddle.

• 15:49H. Foley?

  That's alright. I cheers one of those things, huh?

• 15:52Speaker 01

  Damn. Alright, I mean, listen.

• 15:54H. Foley?

  Raise it to Kito, whatever you got in front of you.

• 15:56Speaker 01

  That's a new level of trash. I've never heard breakfast for dinner at a wedding. Cracker barrel.

• 16:01H. Foley?

  Man.

• 16:01Speaker 01

  And then the red solo cup. But hey, listen, you know what? These people fucking got it together. They had a party for them. Dry wedding, no dry wedding, tough. But they're, they're making it fucking work.

• 16:13H. Foley?

  I don't hate the breakfast for dinner. You know what would be nice is at the end of the wedding, if you did something like that.

• 16:17Speaker 01

  Like a to-go plate?

• 16:19H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 16:19Speaker 01

  Or like, pre, pre-wrapped bacon, egg, and cheeses or something, then you're on the ride home, fucking munching one?

• 16:23H. Foley?

  I wanted to do that, but I got nixed. Got shot down on that.

• 16:26Speaker 01

  What'd you want to do?

• 16:27H. Foley?

  I wanted to do like McDonald's or something like that for everybody on the way out the door. But breakfast, I wanted to do breakfast because it was late.

• 16:34Speaker 03

  It's about a thousand dollars for a hundred people.

• 16:37H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 16:37Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 16:37Speaker 01

  That's great.

• 16:39H. Foley?

  Get that now.

• 16:42Speaker 01

  Something going on in.

• 16:43H. Foley?

  Something going on in here.

• 16:44Speaker 01

  Woo wee!

• 16:46H. Foley?

  Kim, let's talk about Pesti.

• 16:47Speaker 01

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• 16:48H. Foley?

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• 17:12Speaker 01

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• 17:23H. Foley?

  That's awesome.

• 17:24Speaker 01

  It's got a bag in it. You fill the bag up with water up to the line. Then you take the little canister. It's like a little like a eyedropper type thing. You dump that in, mix it up, put the tube, dude, it's.

• 17:34H. Foley?

  Like a real bug man.

• 17:35Speaker 01

  Yeah. And then you walk around, spray it. Just it's like right around the edge of your house.

• 17:40H. Foley?

  Look at that.

• 17:40Speaker 01

  All the way. I felt so, I felt like a man and you're spraying it, done bada bing, throw the stuff out, keep the sprayer. You're out in an hour. There's no like, you gotta bug, you're not bug bombing or nothing.

• 17:51H. Foley?

  You don't gotta worry about the animals and stuff like that.

• 17:53Speaker 01

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• 18:11H. Foley?

  Yeah. Okay. Let's talk about Lucy Goods.

• 18:13Speaker 01

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• 18:15H. Foley?

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• 18:36Speaker 01

  What is it?

• 18:36H. Foley?

  Ooh, I love the mint, baby. Feels good in your mouth. And when you pop that capsule, you do feel the hydration a little bit.

• 18:43Speaker 01

  You do.

• 18:43H. Foley?

  It moistens you up a little bit. The other ones, they dry out. Now Lucy keeps you, keeps you moist, keeps you hot, keeps you ready to go.

• 18:51Speaker 01

  Yeah. The good folks over at Lucy have sent us some free product and let me tell you, it's like.

• 18:56H. Foley?

  We're going through it.

• 18:57Speaker 01

  I mean, when they, when that, when that product arrives, the boys are fighting over it.

• 19:01H. Foley?

  It's like crab legs at a buffet.

• 19:03Speaker 01

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• 19:12H. Foley?

  It's a lot.

• 19:12Speaker 01

  Lucy has 30, 30, Lucy has a 30 day refund policy. If you change your mind again, that's lucy.co. Use the code garbage. You get your 20% off. Tell them the boys sent you. And, uh, and here comes the fine print gang. Lucy products are only for adults of legal age, obviously. And every order is age verified. Warning, this product contains nicotine. Nicotine is an addictive chemical. All right, let's see here. Let's stay in the, in the theme of eggs. This is a very egg-heavy episode. Couple of eggheads. Uh, this is from Taylor Not So Swift. Great name. "How bad is it if one year on vacay, my dad made deviled eggs in our hotel room with the hard-boiled eggs that were put out at the continental breakfast?"

• 19:52H. Foley?

  Oh, fuck. Jesus.

• 19:55Speaker 01

  Ooh, stinky. Oh, that was not, not a nice hotel.

• 20:00H. Foley?

  Deviled eggs. Just deviled eggs in general. You know they were getting made. The whole refrigerator.

• 20:04Speaker 01

  Yeah, I just got the chill. I just got the fucking.

• 20:06H. Foley?

  I love a deviled egg. I'd eat the whole tray.

• 20:09Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 20:09H. Foley?

  Man, in the hotel? There's a guy that makes, uh, uh, full meals in a hotel room. You ever seen that?

• 20:16Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like sous vide-ing the fucking steaks and shit.

• 20:20H. Foley?

  Man, that's a tough look. Who said it was Easter?

• 20:24Speaker 01

  No, it just said vacation.

• 20:28H. Foley?

  So what, you get the mayonnaise, you get the paprika?

• 20:31Speaker 01

  Roll them with paprika?

• 20:32H. Foley?

  I don't know. What are you mixing that in, the ice bucket? And you gotta put it back in the thing?

• 20:38Speaker 01

  But the way, so, well, I've never made them. I don't know. I'm a, I can't, you, I remember my mom would make them way back because she had that deviled egg tray with all the little things. I remember she'd be like, "Be careful with," I'm in the backseat fighting Danny. We're like, fucking, I'm six, he's 11, we're in a full-blown death match.

• 20:56H. Foley?

  Dude, that's like holding that thing from The Rock with all the, with all the viruses in it.

• 21:00Speaker 01

  I get vaporized.

• 21:03H. Foley?

  Let me out, let me out. Spraying you down.

• 21:04Speaker 01

  Ah, my skin's boiling.

• 21:06H. Foley?

  How you make deviled eggs is you slice them, you take the, you take the yolks out, you put them in a mixing bowl, you add mayonnaise, a little Dijon mustard, maybe a little bit of, uh, um, Worcestershire sauce.

• 21:17Speaker 01

  Whip that up, then put it back in.

• 21:18H. Foley?

  Whip that up and you put it back in. Yeah. What you, that just gave me an idea.

• 21:23Speaker 01

  Oh, God. Here we go.

• 21:25H. Foley?

  My cousin does deconstructed, uh, cannolis at Christmas.

• 21:31H. Foley?

  You know what I'm talking about? It'll, it'll be a cannoli dip with the chips and you go, and you go to town.

• 21:38Speaker 01

  I bet you do, big guy.

• 21:40H. Foley?

  What if you had some type of deconstructed deviled egg where you had the deviled egg mixture in a, in a, in a bowl? And then you dipped it.

• 21:49Speaker 01

  Does the egg doesn't like, it's not like a dip a bowl thing, really.

• 21:52H. Foley?

  It is. The, the, the whip is. I don't know how you would.

• 21:55Speaker 01

  I'm saying the whip is, the egg's not.

• 21:57H. Foley?

  I don't know how you'd incorporate that.

• 21:58Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 21:59H. Foley?

  Maybe if you fry them, if you fried the eggs.

• 22:02Speaker 01

  I know, we're just talking crazy.

• 22:03H. Foley?

  Are we?

• 22:04Speaker 01

  I think so.

• 22:05H. Foley?

  Are we?

• 22:06Speaker 01

  That wouldn't, that still would, that'd be mu- it would've worked.

• 22:08H. Foley?

  Cause they do have fried deviled eggs. I've seen them before.

• 22:10Speaker 01

  I'm not saying they don't.

• 22:12H. Foley?

  Or like a Scottish egg. You ever have a Scottish egg? You've had that with Scottish egg?

• 22:15Speaker 01

  I don't think so.

• 22:15H. Foley?

  Oh, they're great. They're great. It's a hard boiled egg wrapped in, uh, sausage. Bread it and then deep fry.

• 22:24Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 22:26H. Foley?

  Whoa. Now we're talking eggs. Oh, I'm sorry.

• 22:31Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 22:31H. Foley?

  Taco meat?

• 22:32Speaker 01

  Uh, hey, I, I came here and confessed my sins. Not proud of it and I gotta, I don't know if I'd do it again. To see, it's just like, that taco sticks in you. It's everywhere.

• 22:44H. Foley?

  It's bad. It's like garlic in the morning. You're fucked.

• 22:46Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's just like.

• 22:47H. Foley?

  For the rest of the day.

• 22:48Speaker 01

  It's on my fingers.

• 22:49H. Foley?

  I used to work with a Romanian guy that, uh, we would take turns.

• 22:53Speaker 01

  Where on the docks? What are you talking about? Work with a Romanian guy?

• 22:55H. Foley?

  Martell's Grill on 50th and 2nd. Shout out to it. Uh, it was me and him. We used to beef all the time cause I was usually hung over and fucked up and I was the day bartender. And he was the waiter and I was always get pissed when he'd go back behind the bar and make his own drinks. We got in the, we almost went to blows one time.

• 23:11Speaker 01

  I could see you not liking that. You taking that as a power move.

• 23:16H. Foley?

  Yeah, this guy would've beat my ass though.

• 23:18Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 23:19H. Foley?

  Um.

• 23:19Speaker 01

  Most broads can too.

• 23:21H. Foley?

  But we used to take turns making breakfast in the back, doing eggs. And like, I would just do regular eggs. He'd come hit me with the fucking, with the Ukraine plate, fucking.

• 23:30Speaker 01

  It would be loaded with garlic and beets and shit like that. Chicken head looking at ya. No, thank you.

• 23:36H. Foley?

  Gagging.

• 23:38Speaker 01

  I didn't know.

• 23:39H. Foley?

  You ever have eggs with garlic and ketchup on it? Dudes. Man, I'll be in the can for a couple of minutes.

• 23:46Speaker 01

  I feel like all those Eastern European countries all have like translucent, a lot of translucent vegetables.

• 23:54H. Foley?

  Hardcore.

• 23:54Speaker 01

  The colors boiled out of them.

• 23:56H. Foley?

  Hardcore, man.

• 23:57Speaker 01

  It's like a jellyfish looking at you.

• 23:59H. Foley?

  Their breakfast is wild. It's an assortment.

• 24:02Speaker 01

  I listen, this is a bit of a confession. I didn't know what a poached egg was until...

• 24:09Speaker 01

  How old am I now? Thirty-eight? Probably, probably the year, I know what year it was. It was the year 2000, it was the year 2020. I wasn't really sure what a poached egg was. And my wife made them.

• 24:22H. Foley?

  Got no class.

• 24:23Speaker 01

  Hi dude.

• 24:24H. Foley?

  They're great.

• 24:25Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 24:26H. Foley?

  You should be doing them now. I teach at a dome. It's easy. Get a pot going, a little boiling water.

• 24:31Speaker 01

  This guy's just good at stuff all of a sudden?

• 24:33H. Foley?

  Got a pot going, his wife does them.

• 24:35Speaker 01

  Yeah, why do I need, I'm not learning how to make. I thought someone splujed in our pot for a minute. I said, "What the, I'm not eating this."

• 24:44Speaker 01

  "What the hell is even that?" "No, thank you." That was like, I was like, "Nope."

• 24:49H. Foley?

  This goddamn egg just nutted in my mouth.

• 24:54H. Foley?

  Now clean yourself up and get out of here.

• 24:57Speaker 01

  I'm buttoning my pants.

• 24:59H. Foley?

  Dirtball.

• 25:00Speaker 01

  Uh, yeah, I was like, "That's not for me." I didn't know that, I didn't know that's what was on an Eggs Benny. Which I didn't really touch. First Eggs Benny I had was at Silk City had crab meat eggs, oh, crab Eggs Benny.

• 25:12H. Foley?

  You're crazy.

• 25:13Speaker 01

  That was not-

• 25:14H. Foley?

  I've known about them since the mid-eighties.

• 25:15Speaker 01

  If you thought anyone in my family, Denise was ordering, I mean...

• 25:19H. Foley?

  Shout out to Tiffany's, we used to go there for brunch.

• 25:21Speaker 01

  I don't think I've ever went, I don't think I've ever went out to breakfast with Denise, ever.

• 25:25H. Foley?

  Really?

• 25:26Speaker 01

  It was my dad.

• 25:27H. Foley?

  No kidding?

• 25:29Speaker 01

  I mean like-

• 25:30H. Foley?

  That's sad. I love going to breakfast with Patty. That's where we get our chopping it up done.

• 25:34Speaker 01

  I'm saying as a kid.

• 25:35H. Foley?

  Yeah?

• 25:36Speaker 01

  Yeah, no, we were in school most of the time.

• 25:39H. Foley?

  Obviously, you never went out together as a family.

• 25:43H. Foley?

  That was ruined.

• 25:45Speaker 01

  No, but breakfast-

• 25:46H. Foley?

  That's where you would've done it.

• 25:47Speaker 01

  What? My dad, my dad, we went out with my dad all the time.

• 25:51H. Foley?

  Yeah, if you would've stayed, if the family would've stayed together, you guys would've all went out together. But breakfast is kind of a dad thing, when I think about it.

• 25:58Speaker 01

  My mom's not taking me to the suburban diner.

• 26:01H. Foley?

  Yeah, but your dad would.

• 26:02Speaker 01

  Oh my god, like every week, after, after-

• 26:04H. Foley?

  Sit at the counter-

• 26:05Speaker 01

  After church, yeah.

• 26:05H. Foley?

  Have a cup of hot chocolate while he's having a coffee.

• 26:08Speaker 01

  Also, she worked every other weekend, so it was like, there's not a lot of time, if we're in school Monday. She always made breakfast at the crib.

• 26:14H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 26:15Speaker 01

  But never, never out.

• 26:16H. Foley?

  It was always a big culture shock, eating with your father alone. And you would see how he really ate. Like, you ever see a grown man eat Sunnyside Eggs for the first time?

• 26:25Speaker 01

  I don't know.

• 26:26H. Foley?

  I thought he was eating alien eyeballs.

• 26:28Speaker 01

  I don't know, I don't know if my dad ever did.

• 26:29H. Foley?

  You might French toast sticks. Zip it.

• 26:32Speaker 01

  Remember my dad would do an omelet with peppers in it, and that might as well been fucking- That might as well been alien food, dude, no way. He's like, yeah, like a western, I would, he would do like pep, green peppers and onions, he would do that on a pizza too, and it ruined the other slices. It ruined it, and everybody knows.

• 26:51Speaker 01

  I remember at one point, like, dude, he's like, yeah, let's get a pizza, half green peppers and salsa or whatever the fuck, ground beef or something, I'm like, dude, you're stinking up my plain sleazies here. To fuck, man, and you're only gonna have to do slices. Then you're gonna put that in the same bag in the fucking, in the fridge, and that's gonna, you know. Cross-contamination.

• 27:13H. Foley?

  It's like being a roommate with an Italian.

• 27:15Speaker 01

  Aw, man.

• 27:16H. Foley?

  Get out of here with that cologne.

• 27:17Speaker 01

  Fucking hated that. Hated that shit.

• 27:21H. Foley?

  Ah, it's brutal.

• 27:22Speaker 01

  Ah, alright, let's see, ah, I mean, hey, this is from Mikey B. My parents told us they were getting a divorce after 30 years, two days before a family vacation. My only concern was with if we were still going to Florida. We still had a great time.

• 27:38H. Foley?

  See, I respect that. There's no need for all this fighting. It didn't work out.

• 27:43Speaker 01

  Not at the happiest place on earth.

• 27:45H. Foley?

  Let's be friends and walk away.

• 27:46Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 27:47H. Foley?

  You know what I'm saying?

• 27:48Speaker 01

  That's, uh, that's very funny. That's the impetus of, uh, my parents getting divorced was, was Disney.

• 27:55H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 27:55Speaker 01

  It was the morning of, I remember having Mickey ears on, my little guy, and he was like tying my shoes, like, "Hey, hey slugger, I'm not coming today." And I said, "You what the fuck? I watch that checkbook's still coming." I was told breakfast with the characters.

• 28:13Speaker 01

  If you wanna start buying my affection, you better start now.

• 28:16H. Foley?

  No kidding.

• 28:17Speaker 01

  He didn't go.

• 28:18H. Foley?

  You had Mickey ears on going to the plane?

• 28:20Speaker 01

  I was like, maybe four.

• 28:22H. Foley?

  Huh. Still a loser.

• 28:25Speaker 01

  Sorry. I remember having a Mickey.

• 28:27H. Foley?

  Did they tell you, leading up to that, "Hey, you're gonna, we're gonna be going to Disney World in a couple of weeks," or whatever?

• 28:33Speaker 01

  I'm sure. I mean, I was like, a child.

• 28:36H. Foley?

  Usually what the parents do is they don't say shit. And then you wake up that day. I've seen videos of that. My parents never did. I never went to Disney World.

• 28:45Speaker 01

  I took you to Disney World.

• 28:46H. Foley?

  You did take me. I knew about it, though. You didn't surprise me.

• 28:49Speaker 01

  Sorry. I apologize. Man, it's just never enough.

• 28:52H. Foley?

  You should've, that would've been great if you surprised me. If I would've came into the studio one day, "Hey, big guy, we packed your bags, we're going down to Disney World."

• 28:58Speaker 01

  You still would've found some way that, "This is stupid. I don't wanna do it."

• 29:02H. Foley?

  I loved it. It was my best trip ever. I loved Disney.

• 29:07Speaker 01

  You said, "Thank you."

• 29:07H. Foley?

  I'll go to, that's crazy.

• 29:09Speaker 01

  I don't know.

• 29:09H. Foley?

  Blew you in the car tonight. Like, "Thank you."

• 29:14Speaker 01

  Thought they were poached eggs. Um, yeah. I would, I would have the, I would have the assumption that Disney World is probably like a crucial breaking point in a lot of families.

• 29:27H. Foley?

  Vacations are in general.

• 29:28Speaker 01

  I know, but I'm saying Disney World, cuz that is like, there's, the kids are hyped. You're not just going to fucking Nana's house in the fucking Catskills. This is like, we're saving up. It's so expensive. All this fucking pressure.

• 29:42H. Foley?

  Most of the times.

• 29:43Speaker 01

  Finally, it's like, "I never fucking loved you!"

• 29:45H. Foley?

  Yeah. Most of the times, you, you really can't, like, theoretically, you can't afford it, but you're making it work.

• 29:52Speaker 01

  Get the average cost, I mean, I'm sure we've did this, the average cost of Disney for a family of four. It's gotta be, with flights, gotta be...

• 30:03Speaker 01

  Seven grand?

• 30:03H. Foley?

  And that's stressful.

• 30:04Speaker 01

  That's not staying on property. You think you're staying on property? That's fucking ten, fifteen grand.

• 30:09H. Foley?

  And that's stressful.

• 30:10Speaker 01

  That's what I'm saying.

• 30:11H. Foley?

  And they get down there and one thing goes wrong. Oh, yeah, for sure.

• 30:14Speaker 01

  Some, some, one of the kids not having fun.

• 30:16H. Foley?

  Kids get into a fight.

• 30:17Speaker 01

  What do you got?

• 30:18Speaker 03

  I mean, they're saying six to eight grand.

• 30:21H. Foley?

  Six to eight grand?

• 30:22Speaker 01

  Yeah, on average.

• 30:23H. Foley?

  Wait, what's the family of four?

• 30:25Speaker 03

  Well, they said the budget, the super budget friendly is twenty-two hundred. That's probably if you live local.

• 30:30Speaker 01

  That's, that's sleeping in your car shit.

• 30:32H. Foley?

  That's kids bitching.

• 30:33Speaker 03

  And then up to fifteen grand.

• 30:34Speaker 01

  Yeah, that makes sense. I would probably say you get that, you're going down for four days a week. The room, the food, the fucking restaurants, the souvenirs, you're in for ten.

• 30:44Speaker 03

  Build a lightsaber or something?

• 30:46Speaker 01

  Yeah, you're in for ten.

• 30:47H. Foley?

  You never had anything like that, right? It was all smooth sailing.

• 30:51Speaker 03

  We went to Legoland, I remember. You get twenty bucks.

• 30:54H. Foley?

  Twenty?

• 30:54Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 30:55H. Foley?

  The fuck you gonna get a Legoland for twenty bucks?

• 30:58Speaker 03

  I'd work my way up to a hundred.

• 31:02H. Foley?

  Sweep it up?

• 31:03Speaker 01

  I shorted the market a little bit. Was able to convert that. I bought some, some pluck calls or whatever the fuck they're called.

• 31:12Speaker 01

  By the way, me and Luke got into a sneaky crypto yesterday.

• 31:16H. Foley?

  Yeah, I heard about it.

• 31:17Speaker 01

  I dumped, I dumped into it this morning.

• 31:19H. Foley?

  You left, you got out of it?

• 31:20Speaker 03

  It went up a little bit.

• 31:21Speaker 01

  I did.

• 31:22Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 31:22Speaker 01

  I have six million shares. Baby, I just gotta hit ten bucks and I freaking S my D.

• 31:28H. Foley?

  Wait a minute, you, did you get out of it or you in it?

• 31:30Speaker 01

  I'm in it, baby. I'm in it to win it. What do you mean, yeah, right?

• 31:34H. Foley?

  I'm in gold.

• 31:35Speaker 01

  You take out your tooth.

• 31:39Speaker 01

  Let's get grills.

• 31:40H. Foley?

  No.

• 31:40Speaker 01

  Barbosa's got grills?

• 31:42H. Foley?

  No.

• 31:42Speaker 01

  He's running around Mexican OT, cool guys. I got you, I'm taking you to Disney World, I'm not even getting thanked for it.

• 31:47H. Foley?

  Barbosa's young kids, got goo- good looking kids, got cool cars, shit like that.

• 31:50Speaker 01

  What am I? I got the loom.

• 31:51H. Foley?

  You're old and ugly.

• 31:53Speaker 03

  Touche.

• 31:54H. Foley?

  You don't know what a poached egg is.

• 31:55Speaker 01

  Uh, I do now. Still don't touch him.

• 31:58Speaker 03

  Johnny Dang on it for twelve hunch.

• 32:01Speaker 01

  Johnny Dang?

• 32:02Speaker 03

  Grills.

• 32:03Speaker 01

  Twelve hundred for a grill?

• 32:04Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 32:05H. Foley?

  No, but I, but listen, we bring this up a lot. This is going back a couple of weeks. But I seen the clip that we had with Segura. I think I should get some veneers, man. My mouth is fucked up. I look gross.

• 32:19Speaker 01

  What the fuck? Have you not been watching the show for five years, dude?

• 32:23H. Foley?

  Taking heat.

• 32:24Speaker 01

  We do four episodes a week.

• 32:25H. Foley?

  Get me some, I get some grill, this is your dentist out there, you wanna throw some grills, uncle, or throw, throw some veneers, Uncle Ang?

• 32:31Speaker 01

  I don't think that's, go and pay the, pay the expensive price.

• 32:34H. Foley?

  No.

• 32:36Speaker 01

  Come in looking like a woodjuck.

• 32:37H. Foley?

  Hit me.

• 32:38Speaker 01

  Chewing through the table.

• 32:41H. Foley?

  Hit me up.

• 32:42Speaker 01

  You're gonna have Diesel bringing you in.

• 32:43H. Foley?

  If you're in the plastic surgeon, dent, dentist field.

• 32:46Speaker 01

  What?

• 32:46Speaker 03

  Anywhere from nine hundred to twenty-five hundred per tooth.

• 32:50H. Foley?

  Per tooth?

• 32:50Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 32:51H. Foley?

  I, you'd let me do a little, a couple of free shout outs if somebody hooked me up, right?

• 32:56Speaker 01

  I mean, I gotta, I gotta wet my beak.

• 32:59H. Foley?

  You borrow my teeth sometimes?

• 33:02Speaker 01

  Going out, I got a hot date with the bro.

• 33:05Speaker 01

  I'm saying, I got your teeth in. I'd kill myself. I'd much, I'd jump off a bridge before I did that. Why don't you get the dentures? You're, you're getting of age, you're probably covered under Medicaid.

• 33:17H. Foley?

  You mean, take them all, all my teeth out?

• 33:19Speaker 01

  What?

• 33:20H. Foley?

  Take all my teeth out?

• 33:21Speaker 01

  There's not that many left.

• 33:21H. Foley?

  Yeah, there is, I'm not doing that. It messes up your, uh, facial features.

• 33:26Speaker 01

  What do you mean?

• 33:26H. Foley?

  Getting all your teeth taken out, I'll be drooping down.

• 33:29Speaker 01

  Yeah, but then you put the teeth in, like my pop off, and pull them out and scared the shit out of me, I ever tell you that?

• 33:33Speaker 03

  Every granddad did that.

• 33:35Speaker 01

  He hit me with that. I almost called a fucking one-two real quick. I don't play that pussy shit.

• 33:41H. Foley?

  This guy's an alien!

• 33:44Speaker 01

  He scared me to begin with, I was a young kid, he's an old man.

• 33:51Speaker 01

  Don't get, if you're gonna do it, do it. Spend the money. Don't fucking do it.

• 33:57H. Foley?

  I'm not saying, I'm not saying get it cheap. If there's, if there's a quality plastic surgeon dentist out there, that's willing to hook me up with some veneers, give you some free advertising. I'll be your spokesman. Something like that. We'll work out a deal.

• 34:12Speaker 01

  Who does veneers? What, is it just like a dentist? Is it an orthodontist?

• 34:16H. Foley?

  Oral surgeon, I would assume.

• 34:17Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 34:18H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 34:19Speaker 03

  What about adult braces?

• 34:21H. Foley?

  Huh?

• 34:21Speaker 03

  Adult braces.

• 34:22Speaker 01

  You need teeth for braces.

• 34:23H. Foley?

  Yeah, I need teeth.

• 34:24Speaker 03

  You can pull it all down.

• 34:25H. Foley?

  I need bigger teeth to come down below my fat lip.

• 34:30H. Foley?

  I'll just do the tops. I won't get the bottoms done.

• 34:33Speaker 03

  It's about 10 grand.

• 34:34H. Foley?

  Look like Freddie Mercury.

• 34:37Speaker 01

  Come in here whistling and then went away, Peter.

• 34:42Speaker 01

  Uh, okay, I mean...

• 34:46Speaker 01

  But I'm just saying, this is how you do stuff. You'll find it on the cheap. And then, you're gonna like, try to get a deal or something, which I respect.

• 34:54H. Foley?

  No, I want it free. A full deal.

• 34:56Speaker 01

  Ah, dude, no.

• 34:57H. Foley?

  I'm a trading advertiser.

• 34:58Speaker 01

  Then you have, no, we're not. Then you have no recourse when it stinks.

• 35:02H. Foley?

  That'll be alright.

• 35:03Speaker 01

  No, cuz dude, you've never, like, you're gonna come in-

• 35:05H. Foley?

  They won't want it to stink because I'll be promoting them.

• 35:08Speaker 01

  Yeah, with a lisp all of a sudden. Welcome to all you gobble.

• 35:13Speaker 03

  If you go to dental school, you can get them for free.

• 35:16Speaker 01

  No.

• 35:16H. Foley?

  Uh, if I go to a dental school, that's right. That's right. That used to be the big dirtbag thing, go to NYU Dental.

• 35:23Speaker 01

  Still is. I mean, used to be.

• 35:26H. Foley?

  It's like getting your haircut at the fucking barber school.

• 35:28Speaker 01

  Yeah, what the fuck.

• 35:30H. Foley?

  Come out there looking like a goober.

• 35:34H. Foley?

  I get a haircut over there, veneers over here.

• 35:39Speaker 01

  Um, alright, let's see. This one's from music video. "When I was five, my mom would rinse out beer cans, fill them with juice for me and my sister so we could pretend drink with the adults." That's banned.

• 35:52H. Foley?

  That's a homerun.

• 35:54Speaker 01

  I mean, I don't know if we ever did that, per se, but it was like, uh, it was just such a drinking, and they still are. We just do everything. It's just... You get a boat, yeah, go out and drink all day. You get whatever, you can do that. It's just drinking. If we're going out to dinner, let's meet at Sarah's, have a couple of drinks, then go to dinner, and then stop at Danny's, have a couple of dinners.

• 36:16H. Foley?

  They led you into that with the champagne toast, with the apple cider, with the cider.

• 36:22Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 36:22H. Foley?

  They started getting you into that.

• 36:24Speaker 01

  We were allowed to do a nip of champagne, pre.

• 36:28H. Foley?

  I was allowed to do a nip of beer. The softball team was getting together.

• 36:32Speaker 01

  I was allowed to do it from, if I, from 10 to 12, I was allowed to do a six-pack a week.

• 36:37H. Foley?

  I'm kidding. Long day.

• 36:40Speaker 01

  Quarter keg on a weekend, that's it.

• 36:42H. Foley?

  Goddamn, long division's killing me, huh?

• 36:44Speaker 01

  One beer ball for the three of us.

• 36:47H. Foley?

  Keep it up in the room. Nah, we were always allowed to have, you know, a little sip of something. If they were drunk enough, nice keg of Jenny Cream Ale, Screamin' Cold. Fucking fill that up. Guy, take a little sip. They'd love it.

• 37:01Speaker 01

  Yeah, I remember, uh, there were a cop in my family. One of my uncles was a Philadelphia cop, and... I was 16, maybe, I don't know, yeah, I think about 16, or almost 16. July 4th weekend, Ocean City, Maryland. We went over, they were doing a, they do the Knights in Venice, they call it. You know Knights in Venice?

• 37:23H. Foley?

  Wait, down the shore?

• 37:24Speaker 01

  Yeah, in Ocean City. It's like a boat parade on July 4th, and each year's like, a theme. It's like, this one's fucking aliens or some, I don't know. We only went, I mean, a boat parade in Ocean City, that is anti Denise. So, we were, we were on a friend or some, we were on someone's dock, at like a condo association. So like, everyone's out, they're grilling, you know, we're out there, and I'm sorry, I said that somebody had the fucking five-gallon jug of water ice that they like boosted from somewhere. Like, we got, like, they came from like a Rita's or something. Like, we didn't, it wasn't sanctioned, you know. It was somebody who'd never had water ice showed up with two five-gallon buckets of water ice.

• 38:02H. Foley?

  Still got the 12-year-old's hand in there?

• 38:04Speaker 01

  I even want to say they were like 10, you know, like the big, like, kinda like, small trash, like, you know, like a...

• 38:09H. Foley?

  Nah, Rita's sells them.

• 38:10Speaker 01

  Nah, these weren't, but these...

• 38:11H. Foley?

  You sure?

• 38:12Speaker 01

  It wasn't Rita's. For sure it wasn't Rita. If it was Rita, I remember Rita's.

• 38:15H. Foley?

  Shout out to Rita's.

• 38:16Speaker 01

  Um, they, uh...

• 38:19Speaker 01

  And they were pouring vodka in there. I was fucking eyeing that up, the adults were. And my uncle, who was a cop, fucking blew mouth from fucking 15 of them tanks. He's going, "How old are you?" I'm like, 15 or 14.

• 38:35H. Foley?

  You're like 30!

• 38:37Speaker 01

  He's like, "He can have one." And everyone was like, "Stop it, Jim. No, he can't. Stop it, stop it."

• 38:43H. Foley?

  Dude, one of those-

• 38:44Speaker 01

  "He's old enough to drive. He can have a beer."

• 38:47H. Foley?

  One of those would fuck you up.

• 38:50Speaker 01

  Yeah, it'd put me on my arse. I mean, I was probably kinda drinking at that point.

• 38:54H. Foley?

  Swedish Fish, Water Ice?

• 38:56Speaker 01

  I was drinking and smoking at that point. I was probably nipping away.

• 39:00H. Foley?

  Tough guy.

• 39:00Speaker 01

  Stealing them from my stepdad, catching a Winston on the side of someone's boot.

• 39:04H. Foley?

  Kimmy, let's talk about Harry's.

• 39:06Speaker 01

  Shout out to Harry's.

• 39:07H. Foley?

  You wanna hear a funny joke?

• 39:08Speaker 01

  What's that?

• 39:08H. Foley?

  You know some of these bozo companies, they're charging you for razors?

• 39:11Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 39:12H. Foley?

  Not Harry's.

• 39:13Speaker 01

  Nope.

• 39:13H. Foley?

  Harry's is what we call no jokes, especially when it comes to prices. They send you the best quality razors right to your door for a fraction of the price of the big brands. And right now, you can get a $10 trial set for $6 at harrys.com/AYG. An exclusive offer for the bozos and the homies.

• 39:32Speaker 01

  Uh, yes, the, uh, the good folks over at Harry's have sent it to us, and I gotta tell ya, my wife's been using it for her legs. It's that good.

• 39:40H. Foley?

  Keeping my neck clean down here.

• 39:40Speaker 01

  You keep the neck clean. You do up here. You get those wild hairs, you know what I mean? Cause I gotta keep, I gotta keep it a little stubble to cover the double chin, cause I'm a bigger guy. But all those other places, whoop, whoop, whoop, keeps you nice and clean and good. They got German engineered blades made in their own factory that stay sharper longer. Customized delivery options for scheduled refills as low as $2. Half of what you pay for the other big brands. You get a five blade razor, weighted handle, foaming shave gel, and travel cover for just $6, which is insane.

• 40:07H. Foley?

  Crazy.

• 40:07Speaker 01

  At harrys.com/AYG. Get the shaving products that always deliver. Get Harry's. Normally their trial set is $10, but right now, you can get it for just $6. harrys.com/AYG. Our exclusive link, harrys.com/AYG for the trial set for $6.

• 40:22H. Foley?

  Do it.

• 40:22Speaker 01

  Do it.

• 40:24Speaker 04

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• 40:51Speaker 01

  Those Winston's. I used, I mean, I used to get his-

• 40:53H. Foley?

  The filter on those looked different. It looked like Vietnam camouflage. It just had, there was something different about them.

• 41:00Speaker 01

  The specs were different.

• 41:01H. Foley?

  Yeah. Freaked you out. Which I wonder, what are all those specs? Why do they specked?

• 41:06Speaker 01

  I thought it was probably to look like whatever paper they used previously. You know what I mean? It was like, I thought it was like a, wait, what do you mean? Like on the outside?

• 41:12H. Foley?

  Like the filter, why is the filter specked?

• 41:14Speaker 01

  I think it's like to look textured.

• 41:16H. Foley?

  Huh.

• 41:17Speaker 01

  So it looks more like, in my eyes, it was like to look like a natural fab, like a natural fiber type thing. Like a leaf or paper.

• 41:23H. Foley?

  Ah, gotcha, alright.

• 41:24Speaker 01

  I don't know, I'm making that up completely, I have no fucking clue. Cause it was like, I, yeah, I don't know.

• 41:28Speaker 03

  It's to simulate cork appearance, which was like the original, I guess, uh-

• 41:33Speaker 01

  My filter.

• 41:33Speaker 03

  Cork wrapping for the filters, yeah.

• 41:35H. Foley?

  No kidding?

• 41:36Speaker 01

  Yeah. Like I said, a natural fiber.

• 41:38H. Foley?

  That must've sucked. Think how bad heaters were at like the turn of the century. Brutal.

• 41:44Speaker 01

  Oh, they were awesome, there was no guilt. You were a cool Johnny Cole guy, just cranking a heedy. When I stuck that, the soft pack, he'd be like in a, in, in an engine. Fucking just, you know. I remember one time he fucking sucked a tube and spit the coolant out or something. We were all standing there like, what the fuck, dude?

• 42:06H. Foley?

  You get hit at that? You can bogart that all night, old man? Make with the antifreeze, will you?

• 42:14Speaker 01

  He wouldn't even-

• 42:15H. Foley?

  Trying to wet my whistle here.

• 42:17Speaker 01

  Those old blue collar guys smoked differently. Were like us. They smoked while they did stuff. We would do stuff, I'mma go catch ya, I'mma go take a cig break. He's in an engine, not looking up, like, you know, with like a ratchet.

• 42:32H. Foley?

  Burning in your face.

• 42:33Speaker 01

  One dude, he'll reload in there, he won't even pop out of the hood. He reaches in his front pocket, pops it up, cause it's a soft pack. Pops it up, he's got the-

• 42:45H. Foley?

  Gross.

• 42:46Speaker 01

  Ah, man.

• 42:47H. Foley?

  Man.

• 42:50Speaker 01

  Get some heaters. What are we doing? We did a goo- we had a-

• 42:52H. Foley?

  Boys are off the heaters.

• 42:53Speaker 01

  We had a good run.

• 42:55H. Foley?

  You think?

• 42:56Speaker 01

  What?

• 42:56H. Foley?

  Nah.

• 42:57Speaker 01

  I mean, I'm...

• 42:59H. Foley?

  I can't do it.

• 43:00Speaker 01

  I'm over four months at this point.

• 43:02H. Foley?

  I can't do it.

• 43:04Speaker 01

  Celebrate. What? A stinger.

• 43:06H. Foley?

  No.

• 43:07Speaker 01

  Yeah, me either.

• 43:08H. Foley?

  We're done.

• 43:09Speaker 01

  We're done.

• 43:11Speaker 01

  Tell next time.

• 43:12H. Foley?

  Zinnies. As I put one in my back pocket. These dry out very quick, too.

• 43:17Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 43:18H. Foley?

  And you find them in your pocket. I always think it's a little, little, little bag of blow left in there. Shit. Fuck!

• 43:26Speaker 01

  Uh... Alright, speaking of heaters, this is from, uh, Cody Cotty. $10 investor, never had one read. "Is it garbage to light your bowl of weed with a cigarette? Cause you, you didn't have a lighter and the guy wouldn't let you use his lighter." Lighting a bowl of weed with a cig?

• 43:43H. Foley?

  Come on, what are we doing here?

• 43:44Speaker 01

  I've never, I mean...

• 43:46H. Foley?

  I didn't even know that would work.

• 43:48Speaker 01

  You would assume, yeah.

• 43:49H. Foley?

  Lighting a joint with one, I could see.

• 43:51Speaker 03

  Gotta be careful.

• 43:52H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 43:52Speaker 01

  Yeah, cause like the transfer of the cherry, right?

• 43:54H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 43:55Speaker 01

  Would stick to the weed, I presume. Cause that happens sometimes when you're lighting a cig off a cig.

• 43:59H. Foley?

  Oh, ruin it.

• 44:01Speaker 01

  I love that.

• 44:02H. Foley?

  Also, the cigarette lighter.

• 44:03Speaker 01

  It's in the opening video. Love the cigarette lighter.

• 44:05H. Foley?

  No, no, the cigarette lighter in the car.

• 44:07Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 44:08H. Foley?

  That would rip the half the cigarette off if you didn't do that right.

• 44:10Speaker 01

  Yeah. You really gotta work the airflow in that to keep it-

• 44:13H. Foley?

  That's like a steel pan. You gotta get it real hot, otherwise the eggs will stick.

• 44:17Speaker 01

  I always felt like a Native American using those. You gotta, really gotta work the... You really gotta like billow it, you know what I mean? You really gotta, there's like a flume and the fucking, you know... A flu, what is it? Uh, you really gotta work the, the oxygen workings. And that's why you're doing them teepees and stuff like that.

• 44:34H. Foley?

  Waiting for Custer to show up.

• 44:36Speaker 01

  Come get me.

• 44:39Speaker 01

  Uh, that's wild. As many fucking dirtbag friends I've had who are like, full vegged out potheads, I've never seen that.

• 44:47H. Foley?

  Who wouldn't let you? Remember when the guy that was a dick about the lighter? "Give me that back." Uh, people steal them.

• 44:52Speaker 01

  I get it, you, cause you've stolen so many of my lighters.

• 44:54H. Foley?

  Sometimes people are too like, "Alright, get the fuck in, I don't give a shit about your lighter."

• 44:58Speaker 01

  Yeah, but you, I, I see what you're saying.

• 45:00H. Foley?

  Then I'd steal it.

• 45:00Speaker 01

  But you are stealing it. So... You are the guy they're worried about. Cause you never have a lighter and you steal other people's lighters. So guys go, come on, ma- ma- my lighter? And you go, I'll give it. I don't care.

• 45:14H. Foley?

  But the guy that's too overprotective about it. Or the guy that like would always bitch about how much smokes cost. It's like, shut the fuck up, you dork.

• 45:24Speaker 01

  Coming from the guy who never had cigs and constantly stole.

• 45:27H. Foley?

  Just saying.

• 45:27Speaker 01

  I'm just saying too.

• 45:31H. Foley?

  Buy you a lighter?

• 45:33Speaker 01

  He used to fucking hit me. I always have packs. Now you don't, cause you're constantly asking me for heat.

• 45:38H. Foley?

  It's all a thing of the past now.

• 45:41Speaker 01

  Or is it?

• 45:44Speaker 01

  Next, 2026? The cig tour.

• 45:46H. Foley?

  Back on the heaters?

• 45:48Speaker 01

  Back on the heaters tour.

• 45:49H. Foley?

  Back on the heaters tour. Okay.

• 45:51Speaker 01

  That's pretty good.

• 45:53H. Foley?

  Get Philip Morris to sponsor it?

• 45:55Speaker 01

  They'll be throwing out the cash. There ain't a lot of advertise like that no more.

• 46:00H. Foley?

  Or on the back of Sports Illustrated?

• 46:05H. Foley?

  On some catamaran?

• 46:06Speaker 01

  What would, alright, now that you're off smoking, you know smoking's bad, obviously. What would the, what would the amount? Have to be for them to endorse you to start smoking? You gotta start smoking again.

• 46:18H. Foley?

  I mean, I mean, that could happen in, you know, a half a drink.

• 46:23H. Foley?

  Yeah. Stumble across a bag or something, I'm back on.

• 46:27Speaker 01

  I know, but a year, you gotta smoke for a year. Publicly, talk about it. You gotta wear, you gotta wear a t-shirt. You gotta, you're, you're a, You're a Marlboro medium, that what you were, you were a medium guy? You're a Marlboro medium. Spokesperson. Now you, you know, you're spending this, this dangerous, this, these dangerous things.

• 46:45H. Foley?

  Billboard in Times Square.

• 46:48Speaker 01

  That's it?

• 46:49H. Foley?

  Yup.

• 46:49Speaker 01

  You don't even want the cash?

• 46:50H. Foley?

  Nah.

• 46:50Speaker 01

  Are you Kramer?

• 46:52Speaker 03

  Oh, that'd be pretty sick. You're the Marlboro man?

• 46:54H. Foley?

  How sweet would that be? Can't get on the horse?

• 46:58Speaker 03

  Broken back.

• 46:59H. Foley?

  Walking next to it?

• 47:00Speaker 03

  It's crippled.

• 47:06H. Foley?

  Nothing.

• 47:08Speaker 01

  A hundred grand, I'd do it.

• 47:10H. Foley?

  Wow, shit. I'd do a lot for a hundred grand.

• 47:14Speaker 01

  Yeah, no, I'd start doing it.

• 47:15H. Foley?

  Dirty stuff.

• 47:16Speaker 01

  I'm about to start, yeah, like you said, I'm about to start smoking again for free.

• 47:18H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 47:18Speaker 01

  If I could sell it to my wife that it's helping the baby.

• 47:22H. Foley?

  She wouldn't know.

• 47:23Speaker 01

  If I was a public spokesperson for a cigarette company?

• 47:26H. Foley?

  Keep her off the internet. Hey, the Verizon's out again, you believe that? You're dressed up like a cowboy, walking around with the spurs.

• 47:39Speaker 01

  Alright, let's see, this one's from, uh, Chezy E, Cheezy E, ten dollar, uh, never had one read. Is it garbage to see a picture of your dad's erect Johnson? He was a carpenter and was showing me pictures of a bathroom he did on his phone. He said, "This is the custom vanity, this is the walk-in shower." Whoops, that's my cock, sorry about that.

• 48:04Speaker 01

  That's the pocket door we put in.

• 48:08H. Foley?

  Whoops, that's my cock.

• 48:11Speaker 01

  Why is that in the middle of the picture?

• 48:14H. Foley?

  Did you take it on the job?

• 48:17H. Foley?

  Whoa!

• 48:18Speaker 01

  That's crazy.

• 48:18H. Foley?

  I wonder how old he was?

• 48:20Speaker 01

  Yeah, iPhones, I mean, he's showing us, this had to be recent.

• 48:26Speaker 01

  This is, this is post pandemic.

• 48:28H. Foley?

  So that means he's an older guy and this guy's a, this guy's a grown man.

• 48:31Speaker 01

  Yeah, it'd be like our dad, like, he's in his twenties, obviously. Got an iPhone.

• 48:35H. Foley?

  Old silver cock.

• 48:38Speaker 01

  Well, that's my, well, that's my dick.

• 48:43H. Foley?

  Woo, hey, the old man's still doing it, huh? Holy shit, I wonder if he's married, if that's to the wife.

• 48:50Speaker 01

  Probably emailed that to everybody in his contacts by accident. Whoopsie, he posted on Facebook.

• 48:58H. Foley?

  Talking about the president, he put that thing in there.

• 49:02H. Foley?

  Don't tread on me, huh?

• 49:03Speaker 01

  Did you ever see that? I don't know if it's a bit or it's an old, it was like an old meme of the guy on the scale and he's naked. And there's the reflection all from, he takes a picture, it says like 218 or whatever. And the reflection out with his little acorn. And then the comment below, it is, "Holy shit, how do you delete pictures?" It's gotta be, ah, man, how you doing?

• 49:26H. Foley?

  Ah, that's good.

• 49:29H. Foley?

  You ever see any, uh, racy photos of your parents?

• 49:32Speaker 01

  Photos?

• 49:35H. Foley?

  There's one of my old man that was in the cabinet above our refrigerator from his chief initiation. It was like a big thing, like when he, when he became chief, I don't know what the circumstances are.

• 49:49Speaker 01

  What was he wearing?

• 49:50H. Foley?

  Navy with it. He had his pants down. This was at like, this was at like a.

• 49:55Speaker 01

  It's like an initiation like the thing.

• 49:58H. Foley?

  This was at like a party. This was at like a function where they had like the big party for him when he became chief. And he had like his thing on and his pants were down and his ass was sticking out and he had like a blindfold on, his hands up in the air. And like everybody's laughing, like my mom's like doing this. Was so confused.

• 50:18Speaker 01

  That's like good clean fun at a party.

• 50:20H. Foley?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. But it was the whole like month or week or whatever, they fuck with him.

• 50:27Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 50:27H. Foley?

  Why he was like getting ready for it.

• 50:29Speaker 01

  Hazing type thing.

• 50:29H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 50:30Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, that makes sense.

• 50:31H. Foley?

  I've never seen his rod though.

• 50:35Speaker 01

  I mean, I would assume most people seen their, their, their, their father, most guys have seen their father's ball bag.

• 50:41H. Foley?

  Not rock hard.

• 50:42Speaker 01

  Yeah, hard is crazy. No, I've never seen that.

• 50:45H. Foley?

  That's my cock.

• 50:48H. Foley?

  My dad also never referred to that as his cock.

• 50:51Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 50:52H. Foley?

  That's rough. Your dad say, hearing your dad say cock.

• 50:57Speaker 01

  I think I heard my dad one time say dick or down. I think I told you that.

• 51:01H. Foley?

  Ew.

• 51:02Speaker 01

  I was like, dude, we are too close. We were all old.

• 51:12H. Foley?

  Everybody old, high, hard one, huh?

• 51:14Speaker 01

  I dick her down. I'm like, what the fuck dude? Trying to eat my chicken tendies over here.

• 51:22H. Foley?

  Never anything sexual.

• 51:23Speaker 01

  Time because my dad had gotten divorced and then there was my, my parents got divorced and then he was with my stepmom for a long time. Like most of, if not all of my childhood and then they got divorced when I was an adult.

• 51:35H. Foley?

  Man, he was probably running through those fucking happy hour local scenes.

• 51:38Speaker 01

  So, yeah, we, but then we were also working together.

• 51:41H. Foley?

  In shape, go looking dude, nice jeans. I seen him.

• 51:48H. Foley?

  You are not your father's son, I can tell you that.

• 51:50Speaker 01

  Now, you see it now. Like, I'm turning into him as he's gotten older.

• 51:54H. Foley?

  She got the stash going.

• 51:56Speaker 01

  Um, he had a soul patch at one point, but, but he was single when I'm, I mean, I'm 23. Danny's 28. We're all working together and drinking together.

• 52:10H. Foley?

  Taking tail from you?

• 52:12Speaker 01

  So it's just like, we're like, all out. It just got like, I'm like, this is...

• 52:16H. Foley?

  Weird.

• 52:16Speaker 01

  We all gotta get out of here. This ain't, this ain't good no more. This is getting weird. Real freaky, my lady.

• 52:25H. Foley?

  Gupping up the works.

• 52:26Speaker 01

  Um, alright, let's see here. Uh, this was from Splitcrustity. "My family owns a rundown bowling alley and likes to have holiday parties there. One time during Thanksgiving, they let people come in and play during our family Thanksgiving dinner." That's fucking crazy, dude. Someone's gotta get up and reset the pins.

• 52:52H. Foley?

  Smacking some stuffing in their mouth.

• 52:54Speaker 01

  Everybody's all tired from the turkey. You gotta go, you gotta go reset the pins.

• 52:58H. Foley?

  Holy shit.

• 52:59Speaker 01

  That's nuts. That's, uh, that's a lot, I feel. I mean, but hey, listen, you need, it's a small business, operating a small business nowadays, especially like, stuff like that, like, uh, entertainment, destination stuff, all these fucking dorks are on their phones all day. That, you gotta, if people are coming in to spend some cash, you gotta take it. Plus, you're already there. You got a whole fam, all, all the employees are there.

• 53:23H. Foley?

  Bless us, oh lord, and these guys...

• 53:24Speaker 01

  Oh!

• 53:26Speaker 01

  Turkey! Talk about a turkey.

• 53:30Speaker 01

  Uh, damn. That's tough. Uh, alright, let's see. This one's from Hulk. "Is it garbage to make your parents bring you home a pub sub every time they go to Florida?"

• 53:41H. Foley?

  What's a pub sub?

• 53:42Speaker 01

  "I'm in New York. Chicken finger sub has a hold on me." They're pre-wrapped. Public sub, like, they're $5.

• 53:50Speaker 03

  They have like, a sub maker.

• 53:52Speaker 01

  Oh, so you can go get one made. I only know the ones that they have like, pre-made.

• 53:55H. Foley?

  Wait, what do you mean, you'll get it in the store?

• 53:57Speaker 03

  Yeah, like, they have like, a Wawa setup where you can get a sub.

• 54:00H. Foley?

  That's right. I keep forgetting about this. Craig, Burke talks about this.

• 54:03Speaker 01

  Everybody in the South talks about pub subs. That's their thing. Pub sub is the public, Publix submarine sandwich.

• 54:10H. Foley?

  Right.

• 54:12Speaker 01

  Most, a lot of times you can either get them made or they have them pre-rat, like they make them every day.

• 54:15H. Foley?

  They're famous.

• 54:16Speaker 01

  Yeah, I've never had them.

• 54:17H. Foley?

  See, I respect this move, and this goes back to Abe's Hot Dogs. And I know it's only two hours and Florida's a little bit different, but anytime-

• 54:24Speaker 01

  It's a lot of, dude, you're putting a pub sub through TSA on a plane.

• 54:28H. Foley?

  Throw it in your fucking carry-on. You're gonna be home in a couple hours. It ain't that far.

• 54:33Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 54:34H. Foley?

  I was, we were always big on if somebody went up to Wilkes-Barre and they were coming home, you bring home a thing of Abe's Hot Dogs.

• 54:40Speaker 01

  We get that. We know you love the hot dogs. No one's pushing back on the hot dogs. Emotional connection aside, that is significantly different than flying food back. You have to understand that. You get hot dogs on the brain and you keeeeee, you start judging on a curve here.

• 54:54H. Foley?

  Chicken salad, too. I respect that.

• 54:56Speaker 01

  No, chicken finger, I think.

• 54:57H. Foley?

  Oh.

• 54:58Speaker 01

  Chicken finger. It's like, you can, listen, I'm not saying they're not good.

• 55:01H. Foley?

  I'm a chicken salad man, so.

• 55:02Speaker 03

  That travels worse to me.

• 55:03H. Foley?

  Of course it would. I understand that.

• 55:07Speaker 01

  I like it grody.

• 55:09H. Foley?

  I do like it a little grody.

• 55:11Speaker 01

  I'm not saying-

• 55:12H. Foley?

  Cause if I get a, if I get, if we get bagels or something like that, and I get, I'll get a chicken salad bagel, I'll let that sit out for like a couple hours and then have it.

• 55:22Speaker 01

  Yeah, cause you're disgusting. Um, a pub sub is not like a delicacy. You could, you can get a very normal equivalent to that. That's, Abe's Hot Dogs, I get what you're saying. That's a drive. They're going back to town. That's completely different. I know people that bring up a Sam's Pizza from Wildwood. I think it's a little-

• 55:42H. Foley?

  That's what I'm talking about.

• 55:44Speaker 01

  I'm with that. I'm not pushing back on that.

• 55:46H. Foley?

  We actually do the same thing with-

• 55:47Speaker 01

  I'm talking about having someone go to a grocery, they're on vacation, you're not going to a fucking grocery store. You're making someone go to a grocery store. Buy, they're, the whole thing is they're $5. Find a $5 chicken finger hoagie? Come on. You live in fucking New York City.

• 56:00H. Foley?

  We also do the same thing with Grotto Pizza. You know Grotto Pizza?

• 56:03Speaker 01

  I feel like I know the name, yeah.

• 56:04H. Foley?

  I think it started up in Wilkes-Barre, but they're down in, down in Delaware now. They're big in Delaware. I could be, I know they're in Delaware. I know they're in Dewey Beach. Bring back a pie of that.

• 56:15Speaker 01

  Yeah, I don't know.

• 56:16Speaker 03

  They got one in the city.

• 56:18H. Foley?

  In New York?

• 56:18Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 56:19H. Foley?

  A Grotto Pizza?

• 56:20Speaker 01

  No way.

• 56:21Speaker 03

  I don't know if it's the same one.

• 56:22H. Foley?

  Nah, it can't be the same. I would've got the newsletter.

• 56:27H. Foley?

  Be over there right now. What are we doing?

• 56:30Speaker 01

  Uh, alright, let's see. This is from Adam Gow. "My aunt brings a cardboard cutout of her dead son, which is my cousin, to family function so he can be there too."

• 56:39H. Foley?

  Jesus.

• 56:40Speaker 01

  I think this is the second time we've heard this.

• 56:42H. Foley?

  That's the cutout. The ashes I could get. I'd get behind the ashes.

• 56:47Speaker 01

  That's, I mean, I understand. I'd have to push back on that. I think there's a little bit of like, you gotta accept it and move on a little bit. You're bringing an urn? That's a lot. It's like, you can, you know, you can still have them in your memory and your heart and everything, like, rolling, I've never been to a, if I'm at a party and someone rolls up with an urn, that's a vibe changer.

• 57:11H. Foley?

  Just put it on a mantle.

• 57:13Speaker 01

  On someone else's mantle?

• 57:14H. Foley?

  Would you keep me in there?

• 57:16Speaker 01

  No.

• 57:16H. Foley?

  No?

• 57:17Speaker 01

  What do you think I'm getting you?

• 57:19H. Foley?

  I got a little piece of you in the will.

• 57:21Speaker 01

  I got a piece of you in the will?

• 57:22H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 57:23Speaker 01

  Wait.

• 57:24H. Foley?

  You get some of my ashes.

• 57:27Speaker 01

  What?

• 57:28H. Foley?

  No, you don't want them?

• 57:29Speaker 01

  I got you, big dog.

• 57:30Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 57:31H. Foley?

  You keep it around?

• 57:32Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 57:32H. Foley?

  Don't go spreading it in fucking Central Park or something like that.

• 57:35Speaker 01

  Put you in a blunt.

• 57:37Speaker 01

  You smoke it, just get really fat?

• 57:40H. Foley?

  Hey, try to put on a weight. No, you wouldn't keep me up on the mantle?

• 57:44Speaker 01

  That's the plot of How High. Great movie, by the way.

• 57:46H. Foley?

  You wouldn't keep me up on the mantle, a little, a little cup of me?

• 57:49Speaker 01

  That's not what we're saying here.

• 57:50H. Foley?

  And bring me around?

• 57:51Speaker 01

  I'm not bringing you around.

• 57:52H. Foley?

  To shows and stuff.

• 57:53Speaker 01

  No.

• 57:54H. Foley?

  I wanna hang out in the green room.

• 57:55Speaker 01

  Uh-uh.

• 57:56H. Foley?

  I don't wanna miss any goss.

• 57:57Speaker 01

  Who we trashing? You're over there complaining? Hey, someone hand me that, plug this in for me, tell me what time I should.

• 58:04H. Foley?

  The cardboard cutout is that sad?

• 58:07Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 58:08H. Foley?

  That's pretty sad.

• 58:09Speaker 01

  I mean, yeah, listen, I don't know. I've never been anywhere, like, if you have, like, I guess if you have the, the ashes on a keychain or something, you keep that with you, but to like, come in and go, "Where can I put Gary?", that's a lot. With an urn of going, "Where can I put Pop-Up?"

• 58:24H. Foley?

  The diet soda in front of him?

• 58:25Speaker 01

  That's strange to me, you know what I mean?

• 58:27H. Foley?

  Yeah, of course. That's trauma. That's trauma.

• 58:30Speaker 01

  That's what I'm saying. You gotta, you gotta process that a little bit. You're leaving the house, Gary can stay there, Gary can be with you in spirit, then you get home, you see Gary again.

• 58:37H. Foley?

  Put him in the front window.

• 58:38Speaker 01

  I'd also, that's probably a little too much.

• 58:40H. Foley?

  Keep the burglars away.

• 58:43Speaker 01

  Am I getting a PC?

• 58:46H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 58:46Speaker 01

  Do you have a will?

• 58:47H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 58:48Speaker 01

  I gotta get that, I guess, now.

• 58:50H. Foley?

  Left it all to Luke.

• 58:51Speaker 01

  Gotta get my affairs in order.

• 58:53H. Foley?

  Not have a fucking will. What are you talking about? I'm getting one, though.

• 58:59Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 59:00H. Foley?

  Leaving it all.

• 59:01Speaker 01

  Think that's good for a guy your size and age and medical history?

• 59:07Speaker 01

  Now, what happens, listen, we do have to talk, we gotta talk to JB. If one of us croaks.

• 59:13H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 59:13Speaker 01

  Where... We gotta have some sort of operating agreement of where the shares go.

• 59:18H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 59:19Speaker 01

  I don't wanna be fighting your dirtbag family in court.

• 59:22H. Foley?

  No, you don't.

• 59:22Speaker 01

  With them trying to be the co-host and shit like that. They'll be doing my bits. It'll be Patty and her three friends, next thing you know. I ain't fucking dealing with that. We need something where your shares and control reverts back to me.

• 59:38H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 59:38Speaker 01

  And I'll pay them fifteen hundred bucks. A year.

• 59:45Speaker 01

  For exclusive AI.

• 59:46H. Foley?

  That's double what I get now.

• 59:49Speaker 01

  Holy shit.

• 59:51H. Foley?

  Ma, we're rich.

• 59:54Speaker 01

  Um...

• 59:54H. Foley?

  Listen, I ain't going anywhere.

• 59:56Speaker 01

  Famous last words.

• 1:00:00H. Foley?

  Public chicken sub. Pub sub.

• 1:00:05Speaker 01

  Ah, God, um... Let's see, uh, alright, we got time for one more, I think. This one's just funny.

• 1:00:13H. Foley?

  Hit me.

• 1:00:14Speaker 01

  This is just funny. Uh, this is from Coinstar Homie, great name.

• 1:00:17H. Foley?

  Love it.

• 1:00:17Speaker 01

  Have you ever tried to sing a song to Shazam?

• 1:00:25Speaker 01

  Cut my life in two pieces.

• 1:00:29H. Foley?

  Does that work?

• 1:00:30Speaker 01

  I doubt it.

• 1:00:31H. Foley?

  That's fucking great.

• 1:00:32Speaker 01

  I always hated the Shazam people. Turn this up.

• 1:00:37H. Foley?

  Doing that?

• 1:00:38Speaker 01

  They're like, they're like, holding it in the car. Everybody would hold it in the car up to the radio. You're like, hey, jerk off, the speakers aren't up here. Oh, what song is this? Dude, shut up. Fucking... It's Hootie and the Blowfish.

• 1:00:52H. Foley?

  Just ask me, dickhead, it's my playlist.

• 1:00:54Speaker 01

  I put my al- I put my goddamn CD player in.

• 1:00:57H. Foley?

  That technology is pretty impressive, though.

• 1:00:58Speaker 01

  Obviously, very impressive.

• 1:01:00H. Foley?

  Very. The guy that created that's sitting on a little bit of fucking dough, I'll tell you that.

• 1:01:04Speaker 01

  That might have been Zuck. I think Zuck- I think Zuck had a hand in it, or no, Zuck had a hand in- he had the algorithm for Pandora or something.

• 1:01:12H. Foley?

  He wrote that?

• 1:01:15Speaker 01

  He wrote "Cut My Life Into Pieces"?

• 1:01:18Speaker 01

  "This is my social network." Lots of friends.

• 1:01:22H. Foley?

  He actually did write the code, right? Like, he wrote the code for Facebook? So he's not just like the Steve Jobs of it, he actually knew how to do the shit.

• 1:01:30Speaker 01

  Yeah, what do you got, Luke?

• 1:01:31Speaker 03

  Uh, Chris Barton was the creator of Shazam. But I can't find his net worth.

• 1:01:37Speaker 01

  Who's Chris Barton? Was he on Shark Tank? I hated it, if that's the guy I'm thinking of.

• 1:01:42Speaker 03

  I don't think so.

• 1:01:45Speaker 03

  Just a...

• 1:01:45Speaker 01

  Chris Barton Shazam?

• 1:01:46Speaker 03

  It was in 1999.

• 1:01:47Speaker 01

  Did you ever own Shazam? Did you ever have it on your phone?

• 1:01:51H. Foley?

  I have it on my phone now.

• 1:01:52Speaker 01

  Really?

• 1:01:53H. Foley?

  Just comes with your phone.

• 1:01:54Speaker 01

  No, it doesn't.

• 1:01:55H. Foley?

  Yes, it does.

• 1:01:56Speaker 01

  No, it does not.

• 1:01:57H. Foley?

  I know, then whoever, uh, I just asked Siri.

• 1:02:01Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 1:02:02H. Foley?

  You just- I thought that was the same thing.

• 1:02:03Speaker 01

  No, Shazam was an app.

• 1:02:05H. Foley?

  Oh, I don't know.

• 1:02:05Speaker 03

  Apple acquired Shazam in 2018.

• 1:02:08H. Foley?

  And then just put it in the phones.

• 1:02:09Speaker 03

  I don't think so.

• 1:02:11H. Foley?

  Press the thing on the side, say who sings it.

• 1:02:13Speaker 01

  Siri, yes, Siri, you're just asking Siri.

• 1:02:16H. Foley?

  So she does the same shit?

• 1:02:17Speaker 01

  She does.

• 1:02:18H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:18Speaker 03

  I've never used it.

• 1:02:20H. Foley?

  Yeah, you just hold the side, "Who sings this?" It comes right up.

• 1:02:25Speaker 03

  Siri, who sings this? "Cut my life into pieces, this is my last resort."

• 1:02:31Speaker 01

  Why'd you get British?

• 1:02:33H. Foley?

  Does it come up?

• 1:02:34Speaker 03

  Papa Roach, last resort, that's crazy.

• 1:02:37H. Foley?

  There you go.

• 1:02:38Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:02:39Speaker 03

  That's pretty good.

• 1:02:40H. Foley?

  That- they had to sell that to them, that algorithm or whatever the fuck it is, that code. That's a couple of bucks right there.

• 1:02:46Speaker 03

  Can do accents, too.

• 1:02:47H. Foley?

  How you doing?

• 1:02:49Speaker 01

  Huh. Okay, Zuckerberg did not create Pandora while Zuckerberg did develop a music-

• 1:02:53H. Foley?

  Shazam.

• 1:02:54Speaker 01

  What?

• 1:02:55H. Foley?

  Shazam.

• 1:02:56Speaker 01

  What?

• 1:02:57H. Foley?

  You said Pandora.

• 1:02:58Speaker 01

  I know.

• 1:03:00H. Foley?

  What's that gotta do with anything?

• 1:03:01Speaker 01

  I said-

• 1:03:01H. Foley?

  We're talking about Shazam.

• 1:03:03Speaker 01

  Hey, can I explain myself? I've already did this. Now I'm re- this is, this is what it's like hanging out with you.

• 1:03:08H. Foley?

  I think you're losing it.

• 1:03:09Speaker 01

  Do you know what I'm talking about?

• 1:03:10Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'm picking it up.

• 1:03:11Speaker 01

  Thank you.

• 1:03:12H. Foley?

  I want him in the urn. You won't have to worry about this.

• 1:03:13Speaker 01

  Oh god. I could throw you in the Grand Canyon.

• 1:03:16H. Foley?

  No!

• 1:03:17Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:03:17H. Foley?

  Don't.

• 1:03:17Speaker 01

  Uh huh, I'm gonna put you, I'm gonna put you down in my basement where all the spiders are.

• 1:03:20H. Foley?

  Oh, don't do that.

• 1:03:22Speaker 01

  Oh dude-

• 1:03:22H. Foley?

  I'll be good from now on, I swear to god.

• 1:03:25Speaker 01

  I went down the other day. Man, this thing jumped. I had the, I had the broom ready to mash him. I had, I had about a four foot fucking jab at him, right? Like I'm, like I'm the white knight at a fucking, at a joust. And I'm, and this fucking guy, lateral jump, sideways jump, like a bishop. Poop.

• 1:03:48Speaker 01

  Fucking zing!

• 1:03:49H. Foley?

  Woo, shit!

• 1:03:50Speaker 01

  And I lost him.

• 1:03:52H. Foley?

  Oh, that's it.

• 1:03:53Speaker 01

  He went onto the dark side of the basement.

• 1:03:54H. Foley?

  Yeah, that's it.

• 1:03:55Speaker 01

  I ran right upstairs.

• 1:03:57H. Foley?

  Cause that means he's mad at you.

• 1:03:58Speaker 01

  Oh yeah.

• 1:03:59H. Foley?

  Yeah, he's waiting for you now.

• 1:04:00Speaker 01

  I don't think he'd be able to make it all the way upstairs.

• 1:04:02H. Foley?

  No, he'd wait for you till you came down and fucking, right on your face.

• 1:04:05Speaker 01

  That's my wife's problem, I ain't going back down there.

• 1:04:09H. Foley?

  Hey, don't put me down there in the basement.

• 1:04:11Speaker 01

  Oh, that's where you're going.

• 1:04:11H. Foley?

  Come on.

• 1:04:12Speaker 01

  No, you wanna, you wanna run your mouth?

• 1:04:13H. Foley?

  No.

• 1:04:14Speaker 01

  Put you down there in the basement.

• 1:04:15H. Foley?

  Just keep me in the kitchen.

• 1:04:16Speaker 01

  No way.

• 1:04:17H. Foley?

  By the spices.

• 1:04:17Speaker 01

  And eat all the food.

• 1:04:20H. Foley?

  What's that, cooman? Eh, not exactly. Alright.

• 1:04:23Speaker 01

  We gotta wrap it up.

• 1:04:24H. Foley?

  What a fun one.

• 1:04:25Speaker 01

  Oh yeah.

• 1:04:26H. Foley?

  Gang, we love you to death. Uh, still some cards available. Grab a pack if you want, that's the third edition of the AYG 2025.

• 1:04:33Speaker 01

  Yes, sir.

• 1:04:34H. Foley?

  Are You Garbage Card Game. Grab some ticks for the shows. Gonna sell out.

• 1:04:38Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 1:04:39H. Foley?

  We'll do the same speech every time. Grab some ticks, come see the boys. Check out that Route 66 store. You got anything else for us, uh, scrambled eggs?

• 1:04:46Speaker 01

  Nah, that's it, baby. Taco omelet.

• 1:04:48H. Foley?

  We love you, gang, and we'll see you next week.

• 1:04:50Speaker 03

  Peace.