The Girl with the Cigar w/ Maggie Winters

SUBSCRIBE TO THE BNC CHANNEL: https://bit.ly/45Pspyl Ad Free & Bonus Episodes: https://bit.ly/3OZxwpr NEW MERCH: https://shoptmgstudios.com This week Brooke and Connor are joined by the lovely Maggie Winters! They discuss everything from Disney adults to fighting with the curly hair community. Plus, the inside scoop on Connor’s going away party. Join our Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/5356639204457124/ Head to https://www.squarespace.com/BANDC to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code BANDC. Go to https://Quince.com/bandc for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions today at https://rocketmoney.com/bandc. Download the app and date now on Bumble! B+C IG: https://www.instagram.com/bncmap/ B+C Twitter: https://twitter.com/bncmap TMG Studios YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tinymeatgang TMG Studios IG: https://www.instagram.com/realtmgstudios/ TMG Studios Twitter: https://twitter.com/realtmgstudios BROOKE https://www.instagram.com/brookeaverick https://twitter.com/ladyefron https://www.tiktok.com/@ladyefron CONNOR https://www.instagram.com/fibula/ https://twitter.com/fibulaa https://www.tiktok.com/@fibulaa Hosted by Brooke Averick & Connor Wood, Created by TMG Studios, Brooke Averick & Connor Wood, and Produced by TMG Studios, Brooke Averick & Connor Wood. Chapters: 00:00 Welcome Maggie! 00:28 Intro 00:48 Manifesting Mrs. 03:55 Connor’s Going Away Party 08:48 Podcasting is Hard 11:16 Squarespace 12:30 The Rain Cycle 16:16 Disney Adults 21:25 Quince 23:38 The Rachel 27:07 Curly Hair Community 31:19 Skinny Moms 36:10 Rocket Money 37:57 PR Gifts 40:27 Pranks 45:02 American Woman in Pakistan 49:28 Bumble 50:28 Brooke’s Gift to Connor 55:06 Height Differences 57:38 Smoking Cigars 1:03:13 The Big Move 1:09:17 Podcasting is Scary 1:11:49 Thank you Maggie! 1:13:39 See You In Bonus!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• 0:30Brooke Averick?

  Okay, well, let's just, like, right off the bat, introduce Maggie.

• 0:33Speaker 02

  Let's do that.

• 0:34Brooke Averick?

  You want to do it?

• 0:36Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 0:36Brooke Averick?

  Okay.

• 0:37Speaker 02

  Hey, guys, welcome back to Burke and Connor Make-A-Podcast. We're so excited to have someone here today who we both love and adore, Mrs. Maggie Winters.

• 0:47Speaker 03

  Woo! Oh, my god.

• 0:49Speaker 02

  Wait.

• 0:50Brooke Averick?

  The Mrs.?

• 0:51Speaker 03

  I married myself.

• 0:52Speaker 02

  Wait, is Mrs.?

• 0:54Brooke Averick?

  Mrs. is married.

• 0:55Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 0:56Brooke Averick?

  But it's outdated.

• 0:56Speaker 02

  We're splitting hairs.

• 1:18Speaker 03

  Well, I just found out I was married, and that was huge for me.

• 1:20Speaker 02

  So Mrs. is married?

• 1:22Brooke Averick?

  I RSVP to weddings as Mrs.

• 1:25Speaker 02

  MRS.

• 1:26Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, like Mrs. Brooke Avery, just like, manifest.

• 1:28Speaker 02

  Chalk it up there for me with, like, writing checks. Really never committed that one to memory, same with surname and...

• 1:37Brooke Averick?

  What do you mean same with surname?

• 1:37Speaker 02

  The other one? What is surname?

• 1:39Brooke Averick?

  Oh, last name.

• 1:41Speaker 02

  Like, who was supposed to teach me that?

• 1:42Speaker 03

  When you said surname, I blacked out. Like, are you... Is that... Isn't that like what the UK people say?

• 1:47Brooke Averick?

  Yes. I would say so.

• 1:49Speaker 03

  Are you going British mode today?

• 1:51Speaker 02

  I spent some time abroad.

• 1:52Brooke Averick?

  Well, you say supper, which, to me, that's the same as surname.

• 1:57Speaker 02

  In terms of what?

• 1:58Brooke Averick?

  In terms of like British.

• 1:59Speaker 02

  The first letter?

• 1:59Brooke Averick?

  No, British.

• 2:01Speaker 02

  Supper? The British people say like.

• 2:04Brooke Averick?

  Or, it's sophisticated.

• 2:07Speaker 02

  Beans time.

• 2:08Speaker 03

  Yeah, southern, maybe.

• 2:09Speaker 02

  Supper, I don't know.

• 2:11Brooke Averick?

  Like at first, when you said supper, I always thought it was a bit. Cause like I would never use that word in a million years.

• 2:16Speaker 02

  Well, I like saying supper because I liked, I'm trying to show her to be different. Like it's not because it was where I was raised.

• 2:22Brooke Averick?

  Oh, really?

• 2:23Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:24Speaker 03

  Time for supper.

• 2:25Brooke Averick?

  Oh, I thought it was like a genuine like.

• 2:28Speaker 03

  That's what I'm imagining, you on like a big farm and your mom's screaming supper and you're like running in like all muddy.

• 2:33Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's what, that's how I was raised.

• 2:35Brooke Averick?

  It's a little house on the prairie.

• 2:36Speaker 03

  Yeah, I don't know.

• 2:37Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 2:37Speaker 02

  It was always so muddy out on my farm. And my mom, my mom trad wife would ring the, the triangle bell on our front porch and I'd come running in.

• 2:46Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:47Speaker 02

  With my goat.

• 2:48Speaker 03

  And then your dad's like, god damn it, wash your hands.

• 2:50Speaker 02

  Boy.

• 2:51Speaker 03

  Boy.

• 2:52Speaker 02

  And then he would beat my ass with a belt.

• 2:54Speaker 03

  Hey, hey, hey, hey.

• 2:55Speaker 02

  Sorry, I don't wanna.

• 2:56Brooke Averick?

  You should have a podcast. I'm really serious, like you really are, you are that couple.

• 3:04Speaker 02

  You are.

• 3:04Brooke Averick?

  You too.

• 3:05Speaker 03

  No.

• 3:05Brooke Averick?

  No, you too.

• 3:06Speaker 03

  I thought you meant Connor's dad, I said absolutely, he'll beat your ass on the pod.

• 3:09Brooke Averick?

  No, y'all really, you really are special. I'm, I'm glad that you guys have the, each other on, on board.

• 3:14Speaker 03

  I have to say something so like.

• 3:16Brooke Averick?

  And that's gonna sound like me, like projecting, like insecurity, but I'm really being serious.

• 3:22Speaker 03

  No, we, first of all, you're gonna get my ass beat by the fans. They're gonna say, this girl's coming in and we're gonna kill her.

• 3:27Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 3:27Brooke Averick?

  No, I, I. I was being really genuine.

• 3:29Speaker 02

  I just had war flashbacks of like, like crops comments being like, fuck Maggie Winter.

• 3:36Brooke Averick?

  No, sorry, I was watching you and I was like, this is really, really sweet.

• 3:40Speaker 03

  It would be called the ADHD hour and we would never talk to each other. We, like, you are needed and like, you guys have the chemistry.

• 3:47Brooke Averick?

  No, I was not putting myself down, I'm sorry.

• 3:49Speaker 03

  I'm putting you, and I'm putting you up.

• 3:50Brooke Averick?

  No, don't do that.

• 3:51Speaker 03

  What?

• 3:52Brooke Averick?

  Don't.

• 3:52Speaker 03

  I'm getting closer.

• 3:54Brooke Averick?

  Maggie.

• 3:55Speaker 03

  Oh my god.

• 3:56Brooke Averick?

  I'm just saying, I'm just saying, y'all.

• 3:57Speaker 02

  I love that you said, this is really great chemistry. I was talking about my dad physically abusing me.

• 4:01Brooke Averick?

  But you were, no, but you were just like going back, I guess that's what I'm talking, having a conversation is, I'm sorry.

• 4:06Speaker 02

  Just dialogue.

• 4:08Brooke Averick?

  A fucking thing.

• 4:09Speaker 03

  Never. Your, your voice is allowed and

• 4:11Brooke Averick?

  No.

• 4:12Speaker 03

  You need to be heard.

• 4:13Brooke Averick?

  I've been really struggling, like, talking and stuff like that.

• 4:17Speaker 03

  I, I like, I've been really struggling talking and stuff.

• 4:20Brooke Averick?

  Talking stuff like that?

• 4:20Speaker 03

  Just finding it difficult?

• 4:22Brooke Averick?

  Just, yeah, like, not to you guys, but I met you so briefly, met you so briefly for a second this weekend. Maggie at Connor's going away party. And that was like, I was like, two hours past, like, my social battery, like, completely running out. So this is our first time meeting.

• 4:38Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 4:39Brooke Averick?

  That, that did not count.

• 4:40Speaker 03

  I was fresh off the plane, wearing sweatpants. I was so embarrassed to show up to a party.

• 4:44Brooke Averick?

  No, you looked gorgeous.

• 4:45Speaker 03

  But I think for LA, people were like, oh, that's like,

• 4:47Brooke Averick?

  People do that in LA. People do that. No, people do that in LA and it's like, very cool.

• 4:52Speaker 03

  Okay, good.

• 4:52Brooke Averick?

  To, yeah. But I had, like, developed this new thing at the going away party because I was so unable to have a conversation. I was talking to one of your friends, I must have said 18 times because I didn't know what to say. I, I've said, ooh, forgot what I was gonna say. Fifteen times.

• 5:08Speaker 03

  Great thing to sprinkle in places where you're like, and, shoot, I lost my train of thought.

• 5:14Brooke Averick?

  Fifteen times with that one young man. People think I have early onset.

• 5:18Speaker 03

  Could be.

• 5:19Brooke Averick?

  Like, it was genuinely, like,

• 5:21Speaker 03

  I use that, I use that so much.

• 5:23Brooke Averick?

  Oh, I thought it was.

• 5:24Speaker 03

  Cause I just wanna, I wanna really, like, those, those kinds of conversations of just, like, thinking about how awesome it would be to be on my phone right now.

• 5:30Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 5:31Speaker 03

  Oh, and then I'm like, I'll, I'll come find you if it comes to me.

• 5:33Brooke Averick?

  No, it was like, I was like, wow, imagine if I was, like, anywhere else right now.

• 5:37Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 5:37Brooke Averick?

  But nothing to do with anyone I was talking to was fully me, like, just having been drained to completion of my social battery.

• 5:45Speaker 03

  And I walked in and everyone was, like, on a level of drunkenness and I didn't have one sip, but I felt immediately secondhand drunk.

• 5:52Brooke Averick?

  At home.

• 5:53Speaker 03

  Really excited, yeah. And I definitely was older than everybody and I feel like some people were like, oh, you live in Chicago. That's, that, you live there? You choose to live there? That's really cute. I love that. But like, in a nice way, like, no one was being, like, it was the nicest group of people. But I did make a mistake of walking in going, who lives here and what do they do for a living? And everyone's like, be, she'll be cool, be normal, please. So I feel like I was, like, also, like, I need to, like, reset myself and act normal.

• 6:16Brooke Averick?

  Maggie, I walked into that place before Connor got there when. His friends that I was just meeting were kind of like gathering the space and I go, now this is a shithole.

• 6:26Speaker 02

  That's funny.

• 6:27Speaker 03

  That would've got me good.

• 6:28Brooke Averick?

  It actually, it wasn't to the, to the people that I spoke it to. No. And then I said, oh my god, I'm so sorry, I'm just kidding.

• 6:35Speaker 03

  Like, obviously, this is, when the, when the wall is the window, to me, I'm like, you know what I'm saying? The whole wall is the window.

• 6:42Brooke Averick?

  Florida ceiling.

• 6:42Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, I can't, I'm, I'm like, rich, rich, rich, rich.

• 6:45Brooke Averick?

  Rich, rich, rich.

• 6:45Speaker 02

  You guys know that I used to think, when you said Florida ceiling windows, I thought it used to be like Florida, like the state, Florida.

• 6:51Brooke Averick?

  That's what I just said.

• 6:51Speaker 02

  Oh, Florida ceilings?

• 6:52Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 6:53Speaker 02

  I used to think that for years.

• 6:53Brooke Averick?

  That was Cat Wellington's like viral, viral video of like, I just learned it's not Florida ceiling.

• 6:58Speaker 02

  I don't, I didn't even know that.

• 6:59Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 7:00Speaker 02

  That's my sister under Christ.

• 7:01Brooke Averick?

  I agree.

• 7:02Speaker 03

  Florida ceiling.

• 7:03Brooke Averick?

  Florida ceiling.

• 7:04Speaker 03

  Because also it makes kind of sense because Florida would have that kind of stuff.

• 7:07Brooke Averick?

  You would see outside.

• 7:08Speaker 02

  Florida, Florida has windows.

• 7:10Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 7:11Speaker 03

  Exactly. Florida having windows, for real.

• 7:13Speaker 02

  But, to preface also, they had a surprise going away party for me this weekend that I was fully unaware of.

• 7:17Brooke Averick?

  You knew.

• 7:18Speaker 02

  No, you keep saying that I knew. I knew that something was going on.

• 7:23Brooke Averick?

  You knew.

• 7:24Speaker 02

  Because I was supposed to go, my parents were in town and I was gonna go with them, they were going Hawaii. Every weekend, by the way, I'm like, I was supposed to go to Hawaii this weekend, I sound like the boy who cried Hawaii. But I was gonna go, my parents can't help.

• 7:36Brooke Averick?

  That should be the name of your next tour.

• 7:38Speaker 02

  The Boy Who Cried Hawaii.

• 7:39Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 7:39Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm sure that would go over really well.

• 7:40Brooke Averick?

  At least the Hawaii show.

• 7:43Speaker 02

  No one at all would find anything wrong with the Boy Who Cried Hawaii, I'm sure.

• 7:46Speaker 03

  The white boy who cried Hawaii.

• 7:48Speaker 02

  Yeah, that, I'm sure that would really not ring any red flags for anybody.

• 7:53Speaker 02

  So my parents were going, I was like, I might just go, I want to have a chill like last, like, you know, I haven't moved even, I haven't put a single thing in a box, like I should probably go to Hawaii and not, and I'm gonna finish moving out next week. Um, and then I was like, and then our friend Kylie, who planned the whole party and like invited everybody, was like, no, you can't. And I was like, oh, something's awry.

• 8:14Brooke Averick?

  Mm-hmm.

• 8:15Speaker 03

  Something's afoot.

• 8:16Speaker 02

  Something is nefarious. And then it was, I didn't expect that many people there.

• 8:19Speaker 03

  That was sweet.

• 8:19Brooke Averick?

  Did you not open your Find My Friends? Because I was wondering like if he like looks at my friends and sees all like 20 of his West Hollywood friends at his friend's house who they've never met. He might suspect something. But turning my location off, I was like, that would be even more.

• 8:34Speaker 02

  I don't scroll on Find My Friends.

• 8:37Brooke Averick?

  Oh, that's my Instagram.

• 8:38Speaker 03

  Same.

• 8:38Speaker 02

  Really?

• 8:39Speaker 03

  I'm zooming in, I'm going, what are they doing there?

• 8:41Brooke Averick?

  Yeah. And I'm looking up their houses on the villa, too.

• 8:44Speaker 03

  Oh, 1000%.

• 8:45Speaker 02

  I'll do it sometimes if I like get home super late from something and I'm like, I want to FaceTime everybody. And I'll go look and see like, are any of my friends in Spain or something where like it's like 11 a.m. and I can call them?

• 8:57Brooke Averick?

  Interesting.

• 8:58Speaker 02

  I never have any friends in Spain, I don't know. Sometimes someone's.

• 9:01Brooke Averick?

  Sometimes someone's somewhere. Sometimes someone is somewhere.

• 9:04Speaker 03

  Kanye's friends get to Spain and fast is what like the message is here, I think.

• 9:09Speaker 02

  And fast?

• 9:09Speaker 03

  And fast, yeah. Get there and go go there quickly.

• 9:13Brooke Averick?

  I agree.

• 9:13Speaker 03

  Now I can't talk.

• 9:14Brooke Averick?

  No, I agree. It's contagious, it's genetic.

• 9:16Speaker 03

  I'll sit here silently.

• 9:17Brooke Averick?

  It's genetic, it's contagious in the in the space.

• 9:20Speaker 03

  And I really, I I started listening to this podcast in November and I wanted to come in here and right away and say, because I was really.

• 9:26Speaker 02

  You started in November, listening to this podcast? Yeah. It's been going, we've had a podcast for almost three years.

• 9:31Speaker 03

  Okay, yeah, but I didn't like know, really know you and I said, what if he's, what if you guys suck? And then I said, they're actually the angels.

• 9:37Speaker 02

  That's a good question.

• 9:38Speaker 03

  From Earth. They're angels. And then I started listening and I was like, I'm laughing, I'm laughing, I'm laughing. Also, podcasts are hard, like.

• 9:45Brooke Averick?

  I'm laughing.

• 9:46Speaker 03

  I'm laughing.

• 9:46Brooke Averick?

  I am laughing.

• 9:47Speaker 02

  Laughing.

• 9:48Speaker 03

  I allow myself go, I'm laughing.

• 9:50Brooke Averick?

  I'm laughing.

• 9:51Speaker 03

  But I love, I wanted to come in and say, I'm so happy to be here with this young woman and this young man.

• 9:55Speaker 02

  Thank you.

• 9:55Brooke Averick?

  I mean, to have this young woman.

• 9:57Speaker 03

  I was gonna say, my fat ass is really excited to be here, but I got scared, but I just.

• 10:00Brooke Averick?

  Say it, loud and proud.

• 10:02Speaker 03

  My fat ass is excited to be here with this young woman.

• 10:04Brooke Averick?

  My fat ass is happy to have you.

• 10:05Speaker 02

  Thank you so much.

• 10:06Brooke Averick?

  Seriously.

• 10:07Speaker 03

  Thanks.

• 10:08Speaker 02

  We were supposed to have you on, what, last week or two weeks ago?

• 10:11Speaker 03

  Two weeks ago, but LA was, you know, going through it.

• 10:15Speaker 02

  Yeah, and now it's raining out.

• 10:17Speaker 03

  Good.

• 10:17Brooke Averick?

  I know.

• 10:18Speaker 02

  Which was really special last night. I went outside and go, I'm gonna do that Drew Barrymore thing. And I I open my mouth and I go, I caught some rain in my mouth and I was like, this is probably filled with toxins.

• 10:32Brooke Averick?

  No.

• 10:33Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 10:33Brooke Averick?

  Surely it's the purest form, right?

• 10:37Speaker 02

  No.

• 10:37Brooke Averick?

  From the clouds, straight from the source?

• 10:41Speaker 02

  No.

• 10:42Brooke Averick?

  Oh.

• 10:43Speaker 03

  I'm in the middle.

• 10:44Speaker 02

  I can't explain it any further, but no, I don't think so. I was going at 11 p.m. in my, on my back patio.

• 10:52Speaker 02

  Spitting out all the rain because I was like, I can't swallow this. It's probably got uranium in it.

• 10:56Brooke Averick?

  Really?

• 10:56Speaker 02

  Yeah, and asbestos and...

• 10:58Speaker 03

  What's uranium?

• 10:59Speaker 02

  I don't...

• 10:59Brooke Averick?

  A metal, definitely.

• 11:00Speaker 03

  I went to school, sorry, I don't know about that.

• 11:02Brooke Averick?

  Um, it's definitely...

• 11:04Speaker 02

  And then I went inside and had a huge glass of tap water.

• 11:07Brooke Averick?

  I stand by the fact that the rainwater is the best, the best of the business.

• 11:11Speaker 02

  There's just no, like, toxic, toxic rain, right? That's what they call it?

• 11:16Speaker 03

  This is a debate, and I feel like I'm the moderator in the middle, like...

• 11:18Speaker 02

  I love that there's probably...

• 11:20Brooke Averick?

  Is rain water toxic? Let's find out tonight.

• 11:22Speaker 02

  There's one person that probably listens to this pod, every, every...

• 11:27Brooke Averick?

  No, rainwater is generally, hold on, this is not right.

• 11:31Speaker 03

  Is it the AI?

• 11:32Speaker 02

  Every week when Brooke and I have a conversation that like, we have to figure out the answer to something, someone's like, when they took six minutes to figure out, like, if Washington DC is a sovereign state, I was yelling at the screen, I'm like, skip ahead.

• 11:46Brooke Averick?

  Wait, listen to this. Rainwater can carry bacteria, viruses, parasites, chemicals, and dust particles from the air, which can make you sick if adjusted directly. It can.

• 11:57Speaker 02

  I know.

• 11:57Brooke Averick?

  It doesn't always.

• 11:59Speaker 03

  So we shouldn't be open mouthing the rain, is what we're...

• 12:02Speaker 02

  I don't think after the wildfires, we should be open mouthing anything, even the air, maybe, even in LA.

• 12:09Speaker 03

  My five-year-old niece Winnie recently sent to me, she goes, you know that...

• 12:12Brooke Averick?

  I love that name.

• 12:12Speaker 03

  Winnie, Winnie Winters.

• 12:14Brooke Averick?

  Stop.

• 12:15Speaker 02

  That's, that's gonna be a famous...

• 12:16Speaker 03

  Her brother Wally Winters, what the hell? I know, I'm obsessed with that.

• 12:20Brooke Averick?

  Oh.

• 12:20Speaker 03

  They don't know how to listen to a podcast, but if they could, they would.

• 12:23Speaker 02

  How old are they?

• 12:24Speaker 03

  Um, five and two.

• 12:25Brooke Averick?

  Oh.

• 12:25Speaker 02

  Would be great, a circus touring pair.

• 12:27Speaker 03

  Oh my god.

• 12:28Speaker 02

  Winnie and Wally Winters.

• 12:29Brooke Averick?

  I would love to have a five-year-old, like, in the chair, like, on the pod.

• 12:32Speaker 03

  Well, she's like getting, she's like a teenager now, she recently was like, did you know that, uh, clouds soak up water and then they make rain? And I went, yeah, I did know that. And she like, processed that I knew and went, it's cooler than you think.

• 12:44Brooke Averick?

  She's right.

• 12:44Speaker 03

  I'm like, holy shit, she's bringing me down to earth. Yeah, it is way cooler.

• 12:47Speaker 02

  It is, it is cool, and it is fascinating, and that, like, that actually brings me to a great point. Because of whatever the process is.

• 12:56Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 12:56Speaker 02

  Called, I think it's called the rain cycle randomly.

• 13:01Brooke Averick?

  Crab cycle.

• 13:02Speaker 02

  No, the water cycle or something.

• 13:04Brooke Averick?

  Who's crabs?

• 13:05Speaker 02

  Let's not get into crab, right, let's not do all, we can look up crab. I think it's K R E B, right?

• 13:11Brooke Averick?

  You know who I'm talking about?

• 13:12Speaker 02

  Yeah, I do know, I do know.

• 13:13Brooke Averick?

  Oh, this is so cool.

• 13:14Speaker 02

  Crab cycle, also known as citric acid cycle, nice brock, is a series of biochemical reactions that release energy from nutrients, so not at all.

• 13:23Brooke Averick?

  But I was definitely going somewhere with it.

• 13:26Speaker 03

  I read that top part is, did you mean crabs? And I was like, crab is spelled.

• 13:29Brooke Averick?

  No, I'm in crab.

• 13:30Speaker 03

  Did you mean Mr. Crabs? Oh my god, shout out.

• 13:33Speaker 02

  Yeah, the rain cycle is what I was talking about, but the rain cycle is so strong somehow that sometimes, if we look it up, there has been times in history, there have been even sometimes in history, that it has lifted fish and frogs and things into the rain cycle and rained frogs.

• 13:49Brooke Averick?

  There's no way.

• 13:50Speaker 02

  We should, we need to look up the frog rain of 18 whatever.

• 13:54Brooke Averick?

  You're thinking of the story of Passover.

• 13:56Speaker 02

  No, and I'm not thinking of anything biblical either.

• 13:59Speaker 03

  Lifted frogs and fish into the sky?

• 14:02Speaker 02

  Frogs can be lifted into the sky by wa, okay, not water spouts.

• 14:05Brooke Averick?

  They're tornadoes, tornadoes.

• 14:07Speaker 02

  Not tornadoes and all that jazz.

• 14:09Brooke Averick?

  Connor, sweetheart.

• 14:11Speaker 02

  No, no, no, no, no.

• 14:12Brooke Averick?

  This is like the medal of the girl.

• 14:13Speaker 02

  Has the rain cycle lifted, lifting frogs into the sky?

• 14:19Speaker 02

  Can it rain frogs, fish? Okay, maybe that first one, in the Library of Congress link? That, this is probably the first time anyone's ever clicked this link, but let's be first. Can it rain frogs, fish and other objects?

• 14:30Brooke Averick?

  No, Connor.

• 14:31Speaker 02

  If it can rain hail the size of golf balls?

• 14:35Brooke Averick?

  Connor, that's because that comes from the sky, they don't produce the frogs in the clouds.

• 14:38Speaker 03

  Although no one has actually witnessed.

• 14:41Speaker 02

  Y'all know that.

• 14:41Speaker 03

  The updraft lifting frogs off the ground, theory is scientifically plausible since, so no one's ever seen it though.

• 14:48Speaker 02

  Updrafts regularly pick up lightweight debris and carry it considerable distances. When it rain frogs.

• 14:53Brooke Averick?

  Frog is not lightweight debris.

• 14:54Speaker 03

  You're ignoring the part where it says no one's ever seen it.

• 14:57Speaker 02

  When it rained frogs in Kansas City in 1873, a scientific American concluded that it must have been caused by a tornado or other land-based storm. Okay, well tornadoes probably play some part in the rain cycle by lifting debris and other lightweight materials into the sky.

• 15:12Speaker 03

  I wish you were right, I wish I could just see frogs, I'm like, hey, like traveling up to the sky, it'd be awesome.

• 15:16Brooke Averick?

  I wish you were right too, but. It does not rain fro- fro- fro-

• 15:21Speaker 03

  When fish, yeah, could you just like a fish like, I feel bad. I'd be like, get that fish out of the water.

• 15:26Brooke Averick?

  That is sad. That does always make me sad.

• 15:28Speaker 03

  They do.

• 15:29Brooke Averick?

  Well, so help me, stop.

• 15:30Speaker 02

  Good job.

• 15:32Speaker 03

  My, but I will have a say. I'm a Disney adult. Don't ever try to.

• 15:35Brooke Averick?

  I'm headed there.

• 15:38Speaker 03

  Well, I'm gonna get you on board soon. I tried to get him to go to Orlando. He said, I'm tired or whatever the hell he's.

• 15:43Brooke Averick?

  No, I really, I think I'd call myself one.

• 15:46Speaker 03

  Yeah, I think, I think it's fun because people are so against it that I'm like, it's kinda, I'm like, actually I am. And they're like, but not really.

• 15:52Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 15:53Speaker 03

  They go, they always freak out. They're like, not a real one. I go, yeah, no real one.

• 15:55Brooke Averick?

  I love Disneyland. I really do.

• 15:57Speaker 03

  Have you ever been?

• 15:58Speaker 02

  No.

• 15:58Brooke Averick?

  It's so fun.

• 15:59Speaker 03

  And you're leaving California without a gun?

• 16:01Speaker 02

  I bet I'll go the first month that I move away.

• 16:04Speaker 03

  Yeah, you'll come back and go.

• 16:06Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 16:06Speaker 03

  Oh my god.

• 16:07Speaker 02

  Cause I'll plan stuff when I come back.

• 16:08Speaker 03

  Do you guys wanna go to Disney World?

• 16:10Brooke Averick?

  That's in Orlando? Yes.

• 16:11Speaker 03

  I used to work there.

• 16:12Brooke Averick?

  Are you serious?

• 16:13Speaker 03

  Yeah, I was a carny. I was kinda like, get on the ride.

• 16:16Brooke Averick?

  Did you have fun?

• 16:16Speaker 03

  I had a blast, but I worked every night, every weekend, every holiday. So it was kinda like, I had to stop doing that.

• 16:22Brooke Averick?

  I would like to work at Disney because you get so many steps in a way that doesn't feel like you're working out.

• 16:29Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 16:29Brooke Averick?

  So I think that would be really good for my overall mind and body health.

• 16:32Speaker 03

  I worked on the people mover. I worked on like a moving, like, like a treadmill, basically.

• 16:38Brooke Averick?

  Uh huh.

• 16:38Speaker 03

  All day. And then everyone would get on the ride and go, do you ever feel like you walk and walk and never get anywhere? And I'd have to be like, yeah, ha ha. And then I'd be like, I'm gonna kill that person.

• 16:46Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, this is Eric. I'm laughing, I'm laughing.

• 16:48Speaker 03

  I'm, I'm laughing. I'm actually laughing, yeah.

• 16:52Speaker 02

  Dude, they don't call the Disney employees carnies, though.

• 16:55Speaker 03

  No, they don't. They call.

• 16:56Brooke Averick?

  Is that a slur?

• 16:57Speaker 03

  Oh my god. I'm about to get killed.

• 16:59Brooke Averick?

  No, no. We have been in this like state of everything feeling like a slur.

• 17:04Speaker 02

  It's great that our audience, the breadth of our audience is so wide, but like.

• 17:07Brooke Averick?

  Like conquer.

• 17:10Speaker 02

  The slurs that we've learned of, like, the, the carny community is, is strong and a lot.

• 17:15Speaker 03

  But I've worked rides. Like, I always go do, do, do.

• 17:17Brooke Averick?

  No, if you are one, you can say it. I probably can't.

• 17:22Speaker 03

  Yeah, they're called, um, we're called, uh, cast members.

• 17:25Brooke Averick?

  Cast members.

• 17:26Speaker 02

  It's not Imagineers?

• 17:27Speaker 03

  They're, Imagineers are the ones that, like, the engineers that like make the rides.

• 17:32Speaker 02

  Hmm.

• 17:32Speaker 03

  You have to be smart for that.

• 17:34Speaker 02

  You wouldn't be like on the Santa Monica Pier at that, at that carnival? Those like rides that are missing bolts and screws.

• 17:42Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 17:43Speaker 02

  And call yourself an Imagine here. Because.

• 17:47Brooke Averick?

  No, those are Disney exclusives.

• 17:48Speaker 03

  Yeah, those.

• 17:49Speaker 02

  Right.

• 17:49Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 17:50Speaker 02

  But that is a carny.

• 17:53Speaker 02

  Because that person is carrying a pocket knife.

• 17:54Brooke Averick?

  But that feels derogatory.

• 17:55Speaker 02

  Yeah, it does.

• 17:56Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 17:57Speaker 03

  Yeah. But, oh god, I'm scared. Carnivores generally don't consider.

• 18:00Speaker 02

  It's an informal term.

• 18:02Speaker 03

  Thank you so much.

• 18:03Speaker 02

  A traveling carnival employee.

• 18:05Speaker 03

  I guess I didn't travel, but I just felt like I was like pressing buttons and I was, I wore pants up to here, you know? It was like, that's what it felt like.

• 18:13Speaker 02

  And the language they use, particularly the employee operates a game. It's called a joint, a food stand, a grab. A popper.

• 18:23Speaker 03

  You've often seen this loud pussy or deceitful.

• 18:26Speaker 02

  Or ride jock. These all sound really.

• 18:30Brooke Averick?

  Slurry.

• 18:30Speaker 02

  Slurry.

• 18:31Speaker 03

  I guess I was just a cast member.

• 18:33Speaker 02

  Let's just leave it there.

• 18:35Speaker 03

  Dressed like a cop, sorry.

• 18:36Brooke Averick?

  You were dressed like a cop?

• 18:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, a space cop. Because I worked the ride that like where Stitch escapes. It's, it was the worst ride in the world.

• 18:42Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, yeah. My favorite ride is, thank you for asking.

• 18:46Speaker 03

  No, I would love to know.

• 18:49Brooke Averick?

  I know, and that's a great question.

• 18:50Speaker 03

  Mine's Tower of Terror.

• 18:51Brooke Averick?

  I was gonna say, is it still Tower of Terror in Orlando?

• 18:55Speaker 03

  Yeah, and if they get rid of that.

• 18:56Brooke Averick?

  It's Guardians here. I like, I like it. I do like it.

• 19:00Speaker 03

  I like it too, but I just think if they get rid of the normal one, I think I'll have a panic attack.

• 19:05Brooke Averick?

  I really love Space Mountain.

• 19:07Speaker 03

  Oh, yes.

• 19:08Brooke Averick?

  Do I need Space Mountain?

• 19:09Speaker 02

  No clue.

• 19:10Speaker 03

  Do you like rides?

• 19:12Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 19:13Speaker 03

  Okay, so you'd go off?

• 19:14Speaker 02

  I go on the Santa Monica Pier roller coaster like pretty much twice a month.

• 19:18Brooke Averick?

  You might really like Disney.

• 19:19Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, I'm not saying I wouldn't like Disney. It just is a lot for me to like get up and pull myself up by my bootstraps and get out there.

• 19:25Speaker 03

  Disney, if you're listening, like we'll go and you could pay for it.

• 19:29Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 19:29Speaker 03

  It actually is $10,000 to go, so.

• 19:32Brooke Averick?

  For, it genuinely is for the VIP tour.

• 19:34Speaker 03

  Oh. I, come on.

• 19:37Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 19:37Speaker 03

  That's my dream one day.

• 19:38Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 19:39Speaker 03

  I'm, is that gonna get money? Like you think I would like do some, like buy a house? No, I'm getting the Disney World VIP tour.

• 19:44Brooke Averick?

  No, I, I completely agree. It really is so fun.

• 19:47Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 19:47Speaker 02

  What you guys are.

• 19:48Speaker 03

  You have someone bring you around, you cut every line.

• 19:51Speaker 02

  Aren't the lines like part of the experience?

• 19:54Brooke Averick?

  Technically, because you do experience them, but I wouldn't say that it's like.

• 19:58Speaker 03

  Yay.

• 20:00Speaker 02

  I saw some TikTok of someone, and I don't know what the inside joke was. Someone with their kids or whatever was like, oh, look, this ride has no line. And then they came off and they were traumatized. What ride?

• 20:11Brooke Averick?

  What ride was it?

• 20:12Speaker 02

  They didn't tell me.

• 20:15Speaker 03

  I'm dying.

• 20:15Brooke Averick?

  Maybe it's like implying like, oh, no wonder it had no line.

• 20:19Speaker 02

  No, I got there. I got there with it.

• 20:22Brooke Averick?

  Like never go on the rides that don't have a line.

• 20:24Speaker 03

  Was it at Epcot?

• 20:26Speaker 02

  I don't know.

• 20:27Speaker 03

  Does that mean anything to you? The ball, the Epcot ball?

• 20:30Speaker 02

  Epcot sounds like medication to me.

• 20:32Speaker 03

  Oh, I gotta take my Epcot or else I'll freak out.

• 20:35Speaker 02

  Need to do my Epcot this morning.

• 20:36Speaker 03

  Epcot's what you take when your social battery is low.

• 20:38Brooke Averick?

  When you start to forget.

• 20:39Speaker 03

  When you start to forget.

• 20:40Brooke Averick?

  When you start to forget things. Can I ask you both a question?

• 20:42Speaker 00

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• 20:55Speaker 00

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• 21:00Speaker 00

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• 21:07Speaker 00

  Give the feeling. Shop in store and on lululemon.com.

• 21:12Speaker 03

  I would love to know.

• 21:13Brooke Averick?

  How come no one said anything about my haircut?

• 21:16Speaker 02

  Oh, it looks really good.

• 21:17Speaker 03

  Well, okay, we just met two days ago, but it looks amazing.

• 21:21Brooke Averick?

  This is the Rachel season three.

• 21:23Speaker 03

  Oh, I saw. I did see on your.

• 21:24Brooke Averick?

  This is genuinely the Rachel season three and like, I can't stress that enough.

• 21:29Speaker 03

  Your hair always looks amazing.

• 21:30Brooke Averick?

  No, no, no, it doesn't, Maggie, and that's fine to say. This, but I'm obsessed with the Rachel season three.

• 21:36Speaker 03

  Yeah, it looks, it looks good.

• 21:37Brooke Averick?

  Chris cut my hair. He is the creator of the Rachel cut. Like he's, this is the genuine Rachel season three.

• 21:44Speaker 03

  What?

• 21:44Brooke Averick?

  He said, I'm gonna give you the Rachel season three, and he knows how to do that because he created it.

• 21:48Speaker 02

  Didn't?

• 21:48Brooke Averick?

  And the Rachel season three is what happened after like the Rachel cut when she was trying to get, Gemma was trying to get her hair back to like even.

• 21:55Speaker 02

  Wait, I was asking you yesterday because you, you posted with.

• 21:58Brooke Averick?

  I can't stop talking about my haircut.

• 21:59Speaker 02

  And you said that he reached out to you. What did he say? I wanna cut, I wanna cut your hair?

• 22:05Brooke Averick?

  Essentially.

• 22:07Speaker 02

  I wanna cut your hair?

• 22:08Speaker 03

  He was gonna DM, I want to cut your hair.

• 22:10Brooke Averick?

  Social media manager.

• 22:14Speaker 02

  Hey, I want to cut your hair. Like, people, people should just start sending that to people. I'm like, not a barber at all. I just love to cut your hair.

• 22:20Brooke Averick?

  It was definitely his social media manager.

• 22:22Speaker 02

  I'm not, I'm not a hair professional. I would love to cut your hair.

• 22:24Brooke Averick?

  Cause when he walked in, he did call me Amber.

• 22:27Speaker 03

  Amber?

• 22:28Brooke Averick?

  Which I was like, yeah, that's totally fine.

• 22:29Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 22:30Speaker 02

  I'll go by Amber.

• 22:31Brooke Averick?

  But it was definitely the social media manager, but I had the best time of, like, I can't stop, I can't stop talking about the Rachel season three.

• 22:36Speaker 03

  When you have the Rachel season three, you're Amber. That's your alter ego.

• 22:39Brooke Averick?

  Like, yes, I completely, I'm going by Amber now. I wasn't even like, I was like, please start calling me that.

• 22:44Speaker 03

  Hey, Am, how are you?

• 22:46Brooke Averick?

  Good, and you?

• 22:47Speaker 03

  I'm great.

• 22:48Brooke Averick?

  Like, it fits with the Rachel season three.

• 22:50Speaker 02

  Yeah, it does.

• 22:51Brooke Averick?

  Can you, can we look up Rachel's season three hair? Cause like, this is, I don't, do you watch Friends?

• 22:56Speaker 03

  I never did.

• 22:57Brooke Averick?

  So, this is more Rachel season three than Rachel in season three.

• 23:00Speaker 03

  I can't wait to see.

• 23:02Brooke Averick?

  Look at.

• 23:02Speaker 03

  Oh, my god.

• 23:04Brooke Averick?

  Look at my head.

• 23:06Speaker 03

  Oh, my god.

• 23:07Speaker 02

  Rachel season three, dare I say.

• 23:09Brooke Averick?

  The same hands.

• 23:10Speaker 03

  R S three.

• 23:11Brooke Averick?

  The same hands. Can you believe?

• 23:13Speaker 03

  But you've never gone to him before?

• 23:14Brooke Averick?

  No.

• 23:15Speaker 03

  Wait, he was like, I'm hooked on you. I gotta give you the Rachel season three.

• 23:18Brooke Averick?

  Watching like Edward Scissorhands.

• 23:21Speaker 03

  I'm obsessed with that.

• 23:22Brooke Averick?

  I am obsessed. Like, I can't, I'm so sorry, I cannot stop talking about my, my Rachel season three.

• 23:26Speaker 03

  I don't think you should stop talking about it.

• 23:27Brooke Averick?

  Like, the confidence that I feel as Rachel season three.

• 23:31Speaker 02

  How long did it take?

• 23:33Brooke Averick?

  No time at all.

• 23:34Speaker 02

  Wow, I'm, like, I had the worst haircut experience, like.

• 23:37Brooke Averick?

  You have got to go to Chris.

• 23:39Speaker 02

  I mean, I'm out of here, but, good lord.

• 23:43Speaker 03

  Maybe there's Chris in New York.

• 23:44Speaker 02

  I told you the last time I got my haircut, it, he was thirty minutes late, and I was Goog, I was on Reddit, like, when is like the appropriate time to head out? And they were like twenty-five. And I was like, I'll get, I'll give him a grace period of five. And then he cut and cut and cut away, and I said, I just want to trim. He goes, I just went, I went ahead and took the lip.

• 24:05Brooke Averick?

  Everyone loved that haircut, though.

• 24:07Speaker 02

  The creative liberty of cutting, I gave you a buzz cut.

• 24:11Speaker 03

  This haircut right now?

• 24:12Speaker 02

  Thank you so much. Yeah, well, that was three weeks ago.

• 24:14Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 24:15Brooke Averick?

  I will say, it was like shorter than you're used to, but everyone loved it and look at how nicely it's grown in.

• 24:21Speaker 03

  Yeah, it looks good.

• 24:23Speaker 02

  It's always fascinating. I like those cuts that are like, this is perfect for the next three days. And then fuck it, we ball until I go back in, honestly.

• 24:32Speaker 03

  Going off.

• 24:33Speaker 02

  But I'm not really like, oh, it'll grow in really nicely. I'm like, what about this weekend?

• 24:38Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 24:38Speaker 02

  When I have to take a photo.

• 24:39Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 24:40Brooke Averick?

  Hot.

• 24:41Speaker 03

  I, whenever I get a bad haircut, I actually, I haven't in a long time because I go to the same girl. I have to get a curly haircut. They cut it dry.

• 24:47Brooke Averick?

  Really?

• 24:47Speaker 03

  They cut your hair dry so that it like-

• 24:49Brooke Averick?

  I guess that makes sense.

• 24:50Speaker 03

  Cause your curls can bust up. Yeah. Bust up. What the hell?

• 24:53Brooke Averick?

  What's your curly hair routine?

• 24:55Speaker 03

  Um, I have very thin, fine curly hair, so I can't use a lot of products. Doesn't care. Um, cough during it. Um, cough during a woman talking, interesting enough. I, um, I, I have to like, you know, scrunch it out and it's like, it's really annoying. And then it looks like this, which is like, fine.

• 25:14Brooke Averick?

  It's pretty, pretty.

• 25:15Speaker 03

  Thank you. I, it's just-

• 25:16Brooke Averick?

  I wish I had really curly hair like that.

• 25:18Speaker 03

  Um, I wish I had like spirals, like those girls.

• 25:21Brooke Averick?

  Like ringlets? Yeah. I love, I love that. I always have wanted like a Lana Glazer hair.

• 25:26Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, absolutely.

• 25:27Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 25:28Speaker 03

  Yeah, she's got beautiful hair. Any comments on curls?

• 25:32Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'd love curls.

• 25:34Speaker 03

  Every video online that like, also, I, I have to say this, like when they do like those straight interviews where they're like, would you ever date a fat girl? It's like, why are we doing this? But then the ones like, it's like-

• 25:46Brooke Averick?

  Would you ever date a fat, someone with a fat ass?

• 25:48Speaker 03

  They go to the, they go to the-

• 25:49Brooke Averick?

  With your fat ass?

• 25:50Speaker 02

  Would you ever date my huge mom?

• 25:53Speaker 03

  They, the, the reason I saw one that was like, two with like these two bros, it was like straight hair or curly hair? And then like the one guy was like, absolutely straight hair. And the other one was like, curly for sure. And I was like, why do we care about this?

• 26:02Brooke Averick?

  I will watch till the very end. That's the thing.

• 26:05Speaker 03

  I'm watching the whole thing.

• 26:06Brooke Averick?

  I'm watching the whole thing. I'm thinking this is dumb the whole time you're watching the whole thing. You know what videos I also am obsessed with?

• 26:12Speaker 03

  Please.

• 26:13Brooke Averick?

  Oh, and then I have to say something else after this. Remind me. The girls that are like, oh, like, help me with my hair routine. And then all the comments are like, girl, you have curly hair. Like, try the curly hair routine. And then they find out they really do have curly hair. This whole time, they've been living their whole lives thinking they just have wavy hair. But they have curly hair. Just do the curly hair routine. Put your hair in the bowl.

• 26:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, bowl method. Then there's this, like, the curl community, like, I'm part of it, toxic, I will say. Is there a community that's not toxic? The curly community, you post like your, like, my curly hair, and people are like, that's not curly. They're, they have spirals. People are going, disgusting, not curly, straight hair. Like, I'm like, who cares?

• 26:57Brooke Averick?

  Like, gatekeeping is not the, I don't know if that's the right word, but like, they care so deeply about how you identify in terms of your curl pattern. Yeah.

• 27:04Speaker 03

  Yes, 1,000%.

• 27:06Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 27:06Speaker 03

  So do not say.

• 27:07Speaker 02

  I wouldn't, I wouldn't.

• 27:09Speaker 03

  If you were like, I have wavy hair, they'd be like, we're gonna come for you.

• 27:12Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, if I were to say I have curly hair, like, I can't even imagine.

• 27:16Speaker 03

  I bet I could even, I'll even get a comment that's like, she doesn't have curly hair, and I'll be like.

• 27:20Brooke Averick?

  There's no denying.

• 27:21Speaker 03

  And then you'll see me fighting with them. Thank you so much. The comment is from me, I'm like, she doesn't have curly hair, it says Saggy's winners.

• 27:30Speaker 03

  I like to start drama.

• 27:32Speaker 02

  You are, you are drama.

• 27:34Brooke Averick?

  When I'm not in it.

• 27:35Speaker 03

  Yeah. Distant drama.

• 27:37Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, I'm obsessed with it.

• 27:38Speaker 03

  Yeah, same.

• 27:39Speaker 02

  I was gonna say, I do, I do get curly hair, wavy, at least.

• 27:42Brooke Averick?

  You have curly.

• 27:43Speaker 02

  When I'm in the ocean. And then I was like, oh, I'll get in the ocean. When I'm in Chicago, keep forgetting Chicago doesn't, is not on the coast.

• 27:50Brooke Averick?

  If you have curly hair post-ocean, like, that's your natural.

• 27:54Speaker 02

  How in the world would that?

• 27:55Brooke Averick?

  Do you know that one time Connor and I were going to a wedding, and we had to stop at the beach on the way? Like, he left me in the car hazards on at the shoreline, because he needed to go get a jar of ocean water to, to use in his hair for the wedding.

• 28:10Speaker 02

  And my hair looked awesome.

• 28:11Brooke Averick?

  I agree.

• 28:12Speaker 02

  And those were curls that I could.

• 28:13Brooke Averick?

  But there is ocean water spray, where you wouldn't have to.

• 28:16Speaker 02

  It's not one ingredient, ocean. It's like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, phosphate, mega sulfide, whatever. But like, the ocean is just like ocean.com. Ingredients, one ingredient, ocean, water and salt.

• 28:30Speaker 03

  If you clip that, what you just said and like, send it to the future, or send it to the past, actually, they would have heart attacks. The sentence you just said, ocean.com.

• 28:40Speaker 02

  I don't care about, I don't care about them of the past.

• 28:45Speaker 03

  I don't care about them either.

• 28:46Speaker 02

  The past or the future.

• 28:47Speaker 03

  Yeah, you gotta be present.

• 28:49Speaker 02

  I just think about my curls.

• 28:50Speaker 03

  Oh my god.

• 28:50Speaker 02

  And what I can do to nourish my curls. But I was just thinking about Chicago and I keep forgetting Chicago's on a coast.

• 28:55Speaker 03

  No, we're in the Midwest. We're doing a show there. You wanna come?

• 28:59Brooke Averick?

  When is it? I do need, I have to go to Chicago.

• 29:02Speaker 03

  So, March 13th is the show. March, and then that Sunday, my family has a huge St. Patrick's Day party.

• 29:08Brooke Averick?

  I, here's the name.

• 29:09Speaker 02

  Maggie's Irish Catholic.

• 29:10Brooke Averick?

  I love that.

• 29:11Speaker 03

  Do you guys wanna do a quick prayer?

• 29:13Brooke Averick?

  Sure.

• 29:13Speaker 02

  Yeah, are you able to do that here? Is this like a?

• 29:16Speaker 03

  And what's sad is like, I probably, I can't think of them. Hail Mary, Phil of Grace. I'm not actually, I'm not Catholic anymore, but

• 29:22Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 29:22Speaker 03

  Like, my family's Catholic.

• 29:23Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 29:24Speaker 03

  And my uncle's a priest, of course.

• 29:26Brooke Averick?

  Wow.

• 29:26Speaker 03

  Yeah, of course.

• 29:27Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 29:28Speaker 03

  And my dad's always like, well, you're still Catholic. I said, not like culturally.

• 29:31Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 29:32Speaker 03

  I'm like, I don't think so.

• 29:33Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 29:34Speaker 02

  I can't wait for that.

• 29:35Speaker 03

  You, you should come.

• 29:36Brooke Averick?

  We're good at religion stuff.

• 29:38Speaker 03

  Yeah, me too.

• 29:39Speaker 02

  Oh, we cover a lot of religious topics.

• 29:41Speaker 03

  We do, we do Catholic mass in my parents' backyard. It's a small backyard.

• 29:46Brooke Averick?

  Wow.

• 29:46Speaker 03

  We start the day 9 a.m. with Catholic mass and then we, and then that's so we can start drinking immediately.

• 29:50Brooke Averick?

  I really like, I would be so curious to experience that, because I don't think I've ever even like been in a church.

• 29:57Speaker 02

  I'll tell you, I think that Catholic mass is where my panic attacks started.

• 30:00Speaker 03

  It's, it's a nightmare. It's an absolute nightmare.

• 30:02Speaker 02

  Cause like, and I didn't realize there were panic attacks. I was like, I need to like bite my

• 30:05Brooke Averick?

  But I really would be interested to see if, as like an anthropologist.

• 30:09Speaker 03

  It's an hour long.

• 30:10Brooke Averick?

  Some people don't know I minored in anthropology.

• 30:12Speaker 03

  Oh my god.

• 30:13Brooke Averick?

  Some people don't know.

• 30:14Speaker 03

  I didn't know.

• 30:15Brooke Averick?

  Did you know that?

• 30:16Speaker 02

  I know that you love shopping at Urban Outfitters and they're owned by anthropology.

• 30:19Brooke Averick?

  Oh, I don't shop at anthropology anymore from my experience with customer service.

• 30:23Speaker 03

  I heard, and I'm sorry.

• 30:25Brooke Averick?

  It's okay. Hey, it's not your fault.

• 30:27Speaker 03

  Well, I was the one talking to you on the phone. I work there now.

• 30:30Speaker 02

  On the backend.

• 30:31Speaker 03

  And they were telling me in my ear, they said, we can give her her sweater for free. And I said, I'm gonna make, I'm gonna do a challenge right now.

• 30:37Brooke Averick?

  And I was expecting everyone to be like, Brooke, you're a brat. But everyone was pretty much like, no, like, they made an error. So I just, I feel really confident in, in me telling them how disappointed I was.

• 30:47Speaker 03

  Yeah, I agree. My mom got sent, she ordered a Christmas sweater from Target. Well, they sent her 30, of course, on accident.

• 30:54Speaker 02

  Of course. 30 Christmas sweaters.

• 30:55Speaker 03

  Yeah, I go, we're keeping this. We're giving to everyone in the family. We're taking a photo. She goes, and then she goes, God's watching. I said, if, and like, that's my problem is like, I'm like, if you, or testing me, God's testing me. I said, if, like, this is why I can't believe in him, him, H I M. Because if he's testing you by sending you 30 sweaters and making sure you return it, that is a psychopath, and he deserves jail.

• 31:16Speaker 02

  Well, he's not working on the backend and customer service.

• 31:18Brooke Averick?

  I love thinking about her opening the 30 sweaters. God is testing me.

• 31:21Speaker 03

  God is testing me. She also, she became, I'm blasting my parents. I always am. My mom became vegetarian. She's like, God, like, when she was like 60, 70 now, she's like, God told me to.

• 31:30Brooke Averick?

  Wow. So she's communicating directly?

• 31:32Speaker 03

  Directly to God. I said, what is he saying about me? She's, nothing, because you didn't go to church? Oh, okay.

• 31:37Brooke Averick?

  Wow.

• 31:37Speaker 02

  My favorite, favorite comment I've seen recently is Brooke got a comment last, last week on YouTube that was like, I love when Brooke randomly throws shade at her mom.

• 31:48Brooke Averick?

  What am I supposed to do?

• 31:49Speaker 02

  It's so indirect. It's like, I think my life would be a little bit better if I, if my mom was just a little bit more huge.

• 31:55Brooke Averick?

  I stand by, I completely stand by that. And I would tell her that to her face. I say, I wish you a game 50 plus.

• 32:02Speaker 03

  Your mom's skinny skinny?

• 32:04Brooke Averick?

  I would say, I don't know if she's ever broken 100.

• 32:07Speaker 03

  My mom, this is, my mom, every time I talk, I tell her, no, well, my mom was big, and then she lost a bunch of weight. And I would say, like, she's always like, you could be like me. And like, shut the f. No, she doesn't say that at all. I'm blasting. But at first, she was like, look at me.

• 32:25Brooke Averick?

  No.

• 32:25Speaker 03

  She doesn't need sugar. Not at one bite of sugar. Her, her birthday cake, watermelon.

• 32:30Brooke Averick?

  Um, yeah, my, I will never forget.

• 32:34Speaker 02

  I'd love to hone in on the watermelon. Just like half of it or what? Or was it just slices?

• 32:38Speaker 03

  I will like, make it look like a cake, and I will cover it in sugar-free Cool Whip. And I'm like, happy birthday.

• 32:43Speaker 02

  That sounds.

• 32:44Brooke Averick?

  Like, everyone is commenting like, oh, like, I totally relate to like, having an almond mom. Like, no, I don't have an almond mom. I have a kelp noodle.

• 32:52Speaker 03

  No, I'm panicking.

• 32:53Brooke Averick?

  I have kelp noodles.

• 32:56Speaker 02

  I got a raw milk mama. Over here.

• 32:59Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 32:59Speaker 03

  Oh, my God, I met your mom.

• 33:00Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 33:01Speaker 02

  Cup noodles.

• 33:01Brooke Averick?

  On Passover.

• 33:02Speaker 02

  We're doing raw milk.

• 33:02Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 33:04Speaker 03

  My mom, no sugar, eats bread, so I don't know.

• 33:07Brooke Averick?

  Oh, we don't, we don't do fuck with that shit.

• 33:09Speaker 03

  No. We're on kelp noodles.

• 33:11Brooke Averick?

  Kelp noodles. And like truly, my biggest fear, like, not because of her, that feels really harsh, but like, was bread. Like, I literally thought like gluten was gonna like kill me. That's, that's the way it became.

• 33:24Speaker 03

  You kind of are like that with the bread. You said that one.

• 33:26Brooke Averick?

  But now it's all I eat.

• 33:27Speaker 02

  Well, it's because-

• 33:28Brooke Averick?

  Because I've healed.

• 33:28Speaker 02

  For whatever reason, when Maggie and I were on tour, and I know whatever the reason is, it's because I eat street food at 1 a.m. But like my stomach goes in shambles.

• 33:38Speaker 03

  We're in the suburbs of Ohio, street food.

• 33:43Speaker 02

  So I found some garbage. Like, I was going at it. And, um, like, I had to go to the ER in Atlanta. That's, and then for like a month, I was like, anything I eat-

• 33:53Brooke Averick?

  Did I go to the urgent care?

• 33:54Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 33:55Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 33:55Speaker 02

  And it, but it, but like, it's hard whenever we eat stuff. And it needs to, because it's like the only thing to eat in the middle of Ohio at a comedy club is like, stuff that's gonna make you shit your pants.

• 34:05Brooke Averick?

  I would just like love to, like, to see you one month on like Zoloft and like see how things could change.

• 34:12Speaker 02

  What is Zoloft?

• 34:13Brooke Averick?

  Like a anti-anxiety.

• 34:14Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 34:14Brooke Averick?

  Med.

• 34:16Speaker 02

  Oh, wow. I would be like president of National Honor Society. I don't know, I can't think of-

• 34:22Brooke Averick?

  I would just like be so-

• 34:24Speaker 02

  Let me in at this point.

• 34:25Brooke Averick?

  So curious, truly. Because I think so much of it is.

• 34:28Speaker 03

  Connor does a Zoloft challenge.

• 34:29Brooke Averick?

  So much of it is, exactly.

• 34:30Speaker 02

  Hey, guys, get ready with me to start one month of Zoloft.

• 34:34Speaker 03

  I'm on, I'm on something, and I'm on a depression thing, too.

• 34:37Brooke Averick?

  Wellbutrin.

• 34:39Speaker 03

  Are you on Wellbutrin?

• 34:39Brooke Averick?

  Of course.

• 34:40Speaker 03

  Oh, God, shout out to her.

• 34:41Brooke Averick?

  Are you on two? I'm on Wellbutrin and, I'm on Wellbutrin and Cymbalta, which everyone says is like not a combo to be on.

• 34:49Speaker 02

  Fire and ice.

• 34:50Speaker 03

  I'm on-

• 34:51Brooke Averick?

  Everyone's like, how are you standing? Because like, they're both like uppers.

• 34:56Speaker 02

  I'm on Tylenol Cold and Flu Extreme and Mucinex D.

• 35:00Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 35:00Speaker 03

  Oh, my God.

• 35:01Speaker 02

  So.

• 35:02Speaker 03

  The Mucinex mascot. Do we love or hate?

• 35:05Speaker 02

  Uh, we love.

• 35:05Brooke Averick?

  I-

• 35:06Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 35:06Speaker 02

  We, uh, we're pretty outspoken about-

• 35:08Speaker 03

  Your love for him.

• 35:09Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 35:10Brooke Averick?

  We, we have spoken about him in detail.

• 35:13Speaker 02

  We got it.

• 35:14Brooke Averick?

  Haven't thought much about the missus.

• 35:15Speaker 03

  He's just like him with a hat on.

• 35:16Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, I haven't thought much about the missus.

• 35:18Speaker 03

  When the girl is just him with a hat.

• 35:19Brooke Averick?

  It's like Mr. And Mrs. Potato Head. Yeah.

• 35:22Speaker 02

  We like talked so heavily about Mr. Mekes, the Mucinex.

• 35:25Brooke Averick?

  Didn't Mucinex do something?

• 35:27Speaker 02

  They reached out to send us PR.

• 35:29Speaker 03

  Can you forward that to me? I need a lot of that.

• 35:31Speaker 02

  The PR that Brooke and I get is like toilet paper, Mucinex.

• 35:35Brooke Averick?

  I have, I used to, I recently just gave it to Goodwill, but I had like a full like Cottonelle sweat set. Like literally just like toilet paper, like.

• 35:46Speaker 03

  I'm dying for that. My first two, I don't really get that much PR, so shout out.

• 35:51Speaker 02

  Poopery.

• 35:52Speaker 03

  Poopery, that's what I got.

• 35:53Brooke Averick?

  I would love that.

• 35:54Speaker 03

  Second thing, and this was a scary, a bidet.

• 35:58Brooke Averick?

  Oh, Tushy?

• 35:58Speaker 03

  Why are people worried about my shit? I'm scared.

• 36:01Brooke Averick?

  And then they always send that shirt asking about my butthole.

• 36:04Speaker 03

  It was whisper, I'm sorry. But if Tushy is listening, why do I keep going straight to Cam and like talking? I'm so sorry. I won't ever look at them again.

• 36:12Speaker 02

  Me on the offense.

• 36:13Speaker 03

  Again, okay.

• 36:15Speaker 03

  Oh my god.

• 36:16Brooke Averick?

  I keep getting ads for these like mints that make your like mouth really wet, like for sexual purposes.

• 36:23Speaker 02

  I have, I know exactly what you're talking about.

• 36:25Brooke Averick?

  Do you know the lines?

• 36:26Speaker 02

  It's just a grunge.

• 36:27Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, like, and they're called like.

• 36:29Speaker 02

  This is perfect.

• 36:30Speaker 03

  Wait, what?

• 36:33Brooke Averick?

  Obviously I've ordered like 18 packs just because I have like a chronically dry mouth from the Wellbutrin. From the Wellbutrin, okay? But now my whole for you page is porn.

• 36:43Speaker 03

  Have you tried them yet?

• 36:45Brooke Averick?

  They didn't, they're not here yet, but they should be here. I should, I'll let you know and I'll obviously give you some I have. Yes, those.

• 36:52Speaker 03

  Oh my god.

• 36:53Brooke Averick?

  Those should be here shortly.

• 36:54Speaker 02

  Mouth mints that make your mouth get wet.

• 36:56Brooke Averick?

  Yes. So obviously I need, I need that for just like health purposes, but now my whole for you page is.

• 37:03Speaker 03

  I, I need the.

• 37:04Brooke Averick?

  Glow job content.

• 37:05Speaker 03

  Oh my god.

• 37:07Brooke Averick?

  Speaking of porn, and that's all I have to say about porn.

• 37:09Speaker 03

  Those are, those are two good things.

• 37:11Speaker 02

  It's fascinating to have someone who's like a TikTok shop, um, link in bio person that's just drooling on camera.

• 37:20Brooke Averick?

  It's like. I saw that and I said, whoo, add to cart.

• 37:24Speaker 03

  It was, it's a video, not a photo?

• 37:26Brooke Averick?

  It's a vi-

• 37:26Speaker 02

  Dry your mouth out.

• 37:28Brooke Averick?

  Like dripping drool everywhere. She's like, these are awesome.

• 37:31Speaker 02

  They're working. Like, you need to-

• 37:34Speaker 03

  My god.

• 37:35Speaker 02

  Get her a-

• 37:36Speaker 03

  Let's get her a towel. Oh, I thought you were saying get her on the pod.

• 37:39Brooke Averick?

  I'll bring them, I'll bring them, so we can try.

• 37:42Speaker 02

  Perfect.

• 37:43Brooke Averick?

  But-

• 37:43Speaker 02

  That's gonna be great.

• 37:44Brooke Averick?

  Obviously, I needed those.

• 37:46Speaker 03

  Does she start her videos, that's the one thing I hate when they're like, sorry to people who bought this yesterday, but today it's 40% off. I'm like, no.

• 37:53Brooke Averick?

  It's the price of a coffee.

• 37:55Speaker 03

  No, it's not.

• 37:56Speaker 02

  I hate the ones where it's like, every, this is every one of mine. You depressed? Cortisol, cortisol's high bitch.

• 38:02Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 38:03Speaker 02

  We talked about that last week. Couldn't figure out if high or low was good, and it's like, neither.

• 38:07Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 38:08Speaker 03

  I made a video where I was like, my for you page, and I was like, you have high cortisol bitch, kill yourself. And then-

• 38:12Brooke Averick?

  Cortisol face.

• 38:13Speaker 03

  People were being so mean to me. They were like, um, and so do you. Like, who's talking? I'm like, this is a joke. I'm like, I start bawling my eyes out. Um, no, it's like, this was a joke, and why are you coming at me?

• 38:23Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, no, people don't have the literacy-

• 38:28Speaker 03

  No.

• 38:28Brooke Averick?

  That they require.

• 38:29Speaker 02

  Yeah, they don't.

• 38:32Speaker 02

  Anyways, you guys see that woman that's been tra- tra- trapped in Pakistan for like-

• 38:37Brooke Averick?

  I heard people talking about her.

• 38:39Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 38:39Speaker 03

  God.

• 38:39Speaker 02

  I'm a dick, it's the, it's my favorite TV show that I've ever seen in my life. So apparently, and I, please, someone correct me if I'm wrong, because I've only gotten bits and pieces, and I haven't like, been able to do a deep dive yet. But this woman went to Pakistan, she's from Queens. She goes to Pakistan-

• 38:58Brooke Averick?

  Just for-

• 38:58Speaker 02

  Because she's in love with a, like a teenager. I don't know if he's 18. I don't know what the rules are in Pakistan. But she goes out for her love interests, this young man. And it like falls through, for some, for whatever reason.

• 39:14Brooke Averick?

  Really?

• 39:15Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 39:15Brooke Averick?

  Was she sending him money?

• 39:16Speaker 02

  I don't, I don't know. Like, I, I need, is, can we see if there's like an article on this, on this woman? So now she's in Pakistan, and I cannot- Get enough. She's doing press conferences. All of these people have mics allowed. She goes, "My demands right now, I need $10,000 right now." From the government. "I'm gonna make, I'm gonna make Pakistan a better place."

• 39:36Speaker 03

  She's like, "I'm redoing this."

• 39:37Speaker 02

  "I'm redoing this whole country from the ground up."

• 39:39Brooke Averick?

  Why is she, is she stuck or just not leaving?

• 39:41Speaker 02

  Well, she's like, "I need a flight back. I actually wanna come home." And then the next thing I see is actually-

• 39:45Brooke Averick?

  Stranded.

• 39:46Speaker 03

  19 years, 19 years old, good. But also, I think, she's like saying that they're married. She's like, "I'm marrying this man."

• 39:52Speaker 02

  The American woman who was stranded in Pakistan after landing in the country last year to marry-

• 39:56Brooke Averick?

  Last year.

• 39:57Speaker 02

  A 19 year, well, last year was a month ago.

• 39:59Brooke Averick?

  Oh.

• 40:00Speaker 02

  Traveled to, okay, to marry this guy. However, the long journey from New York to this place, and in disappointment. So she's, she's stranded there and now she's being like, "I need $10,000 like today. I'm redoing Pakistan."

• 40:12Speaker 03

  Yeah, they're giving her press conferences every day.

• 40:13Speaker 02

  She's like putting her foot down and she's like, "Um, no, right, right now." And everyone in the comments, "Why are they listening to her?"

• 40:20Speaker 03

  They're all gathering and listening.

• 40:21Speaker 02

  Gathering around the town square.

• 40:23Brooke Averick?

  Power. That's so interesting. It really sometimes just takes confidence.

• 40:27Speaker 02

  No, someone's, everyone's saying that, like, she's like, "An inspiration to many." Look at her, look at all the mics.

• 40:34Speaker 04

  My plan is to reconstruct this whole country, okay?

• 40:40Speaker 04

  I'm asking for 100K.

• 40:42Brooke Averick?

  Oh, 100, that's it?

• 40:44Speaker 04

  I need 20K by this week.

• 40:46Brooke Averick?

  Also, 100K to reconstruct a whole country?

• 40:48Speaker 04

  In cash.

• 40:50Brooke Averick?

  In cash.

• 40:50Speaker 04

  Okay, that's a demand to the government. The government is gonna fix up these buildings, fix up the street, and clean up these streets. It's ridiculous out here. I do not like it.

• 41:01Brooke Averick?

  It's ridiculous.

• 41:03Speaker 04

  Right now, I'm going to mind my fucking business. Thank you very much. Have a nice day. Clear the way.

• 41:10Speaker 02

  Why are they listening to her?

• 41:12Brooke Averick?

  She's probably, probably have never really like seen a woman like assert herself like that.

• 41:16Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 41:17Brooke Averick?

  Is that legal?

• 41:19Speaker 03

  Are those eyebrows legal?

• 41:20Brooke Averick?

  I don't, I'm not sure what's happening there. No, I'm not sure what's happening.

• 41:24Speaker 02

  That was good.

• 41:25Speaker 03

  Oh my god, she's-

• 41:26Brooke Averick?

  Oh, I do love that.

• 41:27Speaker 03

  Why is her shirt a bicycle? I would love to know.

• 41:29Speaker 02

  I don't know. It's great, though. I, she's, she's very New York.

• 41:34Speaker 03

  She's very New York.

• 41:35Speaker 02

  She's like putting her demands out there. It's like, this is unacceptable.

• 41:37Brooke Averick?

  Right, like a New Yorker, New Yorker in the throes of Pakistan.

• 41:41Speaker 02

  And this woman's saying, "This is unacceptable."

• 41:43Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 41:43Speaker 02

  To me.

• 41:45Speaker 02

  You're in Pakistan, though. Like, it's probably pretty acceptable.

• 41:49Speaker 03

  Maybe the people are like, no, we actually agree with her. We want things changed.

• 41:52Speaker 02

  Bizarre twists. She refused multiple attempts to send her home, including tickets from an NGO. Pakistani authorities even placed her in a psychiatric examination. Her son described her as, quote, mentally unstable. Oh.

• 42:07Brooke Averick?

  Oh.

• 42:08Speaker 02

  Random. The situation gained significant media attention with some... Okay.

• 42:12Speaker 03

  Wait, also, I love that they're saying-

• 42:12Brooke Averick?

  Why are they giving her 100 mikes?

• 42:15Speaker 03

  Yeah, and also, that's not a bizarre twist. They're like, bizarre twist, she's mentally unstable? Of course. Like, what do you mean? That's actually the norm.

• 42:23Speaker 02

  Pakistan to marry a 19-year-old.

• 42:24Brooke Averick?

  Right, right.

• 42:25Speaker 03

  And she wants 100,000 dollars.

• 42:26Brooke Averick?

  What ended up happening with the 19-year-old?

• 42:27Speaker 03

  I think he said, "Hell, no."

• 42:28Brooke Averick?

  Okay.

• 42:29Speaker 03

  Right?

• 42:30Speaker 02

  I don't know.

• 42:31Speaker 03

  Oh, my god.

• 42:32Speaker 02

  It didn't work out.

• 42:33Brooke Averick?

  It didn't work out. Sometimes things don't work out.

• 42:35Speaker 02

  Anytime you guys are like, "Oh, my mom, my mom, my mom," like, your mom could be in Pakistan demanding 100 grand from the government to reconstruct the infrastructure.

• 42:44Speaker 03

  I know right where my mom is. She's laying in bed.

• 42:48Brooke Averick?

  Yes, mine too, probably.

• 42:49Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, 1,000%.

• 42:50Speaker 02

  Yeah. My mom?

• 42:51Brooke Averick?

  Yours is not.

• 42:52Speaker 02

  She's at the pickleball courts.

• 42:53Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 42:54Speaker 02

  She's laying it down.

• 42:54Speaker 03

  Yeah, absolutely.

• 42:56Speaker 02

  Laying it down.

• 42:57Brooke Averick?

  Connor, I got you. Like, I wouldn't say like going away present, but like an acknowledgement of

• 43:06Speaker 02

  Is that it?

• 43:07Brooke Averick?

  of you moving to New York. That's it. I like, do want you to open it, because it has something to do with something that's been said on the podcast, if you don't mind.

• 43:17Speaker 02

  Do you want me to do it right now? Okay.

• 43:19Speaker 03

  New York. Remember you sing?

• 43:21Brooke Averick?

  Yes, please.

• 43:22Speaker 03

  And great jungle where dreams are made.

• 43:24Brooke Averick?

  Oh, Connor, I know you would have loved that. That, so that empty piece of tissue paper might seem empty, but it's not.

• 43:30Speaker 02

  It has some weight to it. Okay.

• 43:32Speaker 03

  Oh, my god.

• 43:33Brooke Averick?

  Oh, my god, Connor, of course.

• 43:34Speaker 03

  This is so beautiful.

• 43:42Brooke Averick?

  You might not know what it is at first.

• 43:45Speaker 03

  Is that a meatball?

• 43:47Speaker 02

  It is a meatball.

• 43:48Brooke Averick?

  Okay, now open the next thing.

• 43:51Speaker 03

  Oh my god.

• 43:54Speaker 02

  It is a meatball.

• 43:54Speaker 03

  It has a butthole.

• 43:55Brooke Averick?

  It's a meatball.

• 43:57Speaker 03

  Anything to say?

• 44:03Brooke Averick?

  Cause he had said when he was packing, he had found, tell everyone what you had found.

• 44:08Speaker 02

  Oh my god, Brooke, you're lying!

• 44:11Brooke Averick?

  He found a meatball and a ravioli.

• 44:14Speaker 02

  Oh my god.

• 44:15Brooke Averick?

  Cause you love knickknacks, maybe that could be your first.

• 44:18Speaker 03

  That is so cute.

• 44:20Speaker 02

  I have to ask how you found this stuff.

• 44:22Brooke Averick?

  So, I was familiar with the, I had seen the ravioli plate.

• 44:26Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 44:27Brooke Averick?

  Before at World Market. So I thought of that when you were telling the ravioli story. And then I just Googled fake meatball. And they had a six pack on Amazon.

• 44:34Speaker 02

  What'd you do with the other?

• 44:35Brooke Averick?

  I did throw them out.

• 44:37Speaker 03

  That is so cute.

• 44:38Brooke Averick?

  Oh honey, of course.

• 44:39Speaker 03

  Water spilling, water spilling.

• 44:41Brooke Averick?

  Oh, love you, love you.

• 44:42Speaker 03

  Don't sit down because you spilled your water.

• 44:44Speaker 02

  Oh damn.

• 44:45Brooke Averick?

  Well, I hope that you can just put that in your apartment when you get it. Oh, use the toilet paper. Use the toilet paper.

• 44:51Speaker 03

  Oh my god.

• 44:52Speaker 02

  Thank you so much.

• 44:53Brooke Averick?

  Oh my god Connor, it's a fair thing.

• 44:54Speaker 03

  To be here to witness that.

• 44:55Speaker 00

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• 45:13Speaker 00

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• 45:20Speaker 00

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• 45:25Speaker 02

  So, the ravioli meatball lore is from when I first moved to LA. I used to always go to Trader Joe's and get these meatballs.

• 45:36Speaker 03

  The chicken ones?

• 45:37Speaker 02

  No, they were, they were just like standard, I think they're turkey actually.

• 45:41Speaker 03

  Okay, sorry, I'm gonna go, but nice to see you guys.

• 45:43Speaker 02

  They are poultry meatballs.

• 45:46Speaker 02

  And they're come in a bag. And you dump that bag into the air fryer and you just click play.

• 45:52Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 45:53Speaker 02

  And then all of a sudden you're just like eating 12 meatballs.

• 45:55Speaker 03

  You're going protein mode.

• 45:56Speaker 02

  But like when I went to move out of my place.

• 46:00Speaker 02

  For whatever reason, there was one meatball left like in the bottom of my freezer. And I was like, I felt sad for this meatball. I was like, you have, how long have you been here?

• 46:08Brooke Averick?

  My understanding was that it was out of the freezer before. Like, I thought that you just kept it like out.

• 46:15Speaker 02

  No.

• 46:16Brooke Averick?

  That's better.

• 46:16Speaker 02

  Well, like, here's what happened. So it was like in the freezer and I felt sad. I like personified this meatball and I was like, I'm like, how long have you been underneath all the baskets? Like at the bottom of the freezer? And then I had already taken my trash out. So I was like, I can't even put this in a trash bag and take it out. I'll just put it in this cup. And I put it in a cup. And then there was also ravioli down there at the bottom of the freezer and I was like, and then I put the ravioli in the cup too. And the ravioli fit right on top of the meatball's head. And it looked like a graduation cap on top of the meatball. This is reverse, but it has the same feel to it.

• 46:51Speaker 03

  This is so sweet.

• 46:52Brooke Averick?

  Were they in the cup?

• 46:54Speaker 02

  Together.

• 46:55Brooke Averick?

  But in the freezer?

• 46:57Speaker 02

  No, they were both loose.

• 46:59Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, okay, they were loose.

• 47:00Speaker 02

  I had one loose ravioli.

• 47:02Brooke Averick?

  Where did you find, where were they?

• 47:03Speaker 02

  At the bottom of the freezer.

• 47:05Brooke Averick?

  No, no, no, no. Once they got in the cup.

• 47:07Speaker 02

  Oh, I put them in a box to move to my next place.

• 47:11Brooke Averick?

  Where'd you find them recently?

• 47:14Speaker 02

  In my Kitchen Island cabinet.

• 47:16Brooke Averick?

  Okay, that was my question.

• 47:17Speaker 03

  Were they rotted?

• 47:18Speaker 02

  And they're still, no, that's the thing about the Trader Joe's foods. Like, I really need to wake everybody up. Trader Joe's is.

• 47:25Brooke Averick?

  Mm-mm.

• 47:26Speaker 03

  No.

• 47:27Speaker 02

  Like, that meatball has lived completely in meatball form in my cabinet. Same with the ravioli for three years with its, with its ravioli cap.

• 47:40Speaker 02

  Congrats, grad.

• 47:41Speaker 03

  And I'll still.

• 47:42Brooke Averick?

  Congrats, grad.

• 47:42Speaker 02

  And I could probably put it into the air fryer.

• 47:46Speaker 03

  And cook it up.

• 47:47Speaker 02

  Yeah, I haven't been to Trader Joe's. Thank you, Brooke. This is really sweet. I love this. I love this thing.

• 47:52Speaker 03

  That is like a very like thoughtful gift.

• 47:53Speaker 02

  It is so thoughtful.

• 47:55Brooke Averick?

  I'm not, I'm not very good at gift giving, so I really appreciate that.

• 47:59Speaker 03

  One of the best gifts.

• 47:59Brooke Averick?

  I really, I really appreciate that.

• 48:01Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, I love this. Love it.

• 48:03Brooke Averick?

  I'm glad.

• 48:07Speaker 02

  I will say that I haven't gone to Trader Joe's in a long time because the energy has just been off.

• 48:10Speaker 03

  At Trader Joe's or with you?

• 48:12Speaker 02

  At Trader Joe's, like, the energy is weird, like, off.

• 48:18Brooke Averick?

  In what way?

• 48:20Speaker 02

  Well, I don't know if it's because of the day of the week that I always choose to go to Trader Joe's, but it's always like.

• 48:26Speaker 03

  Is it like a Tuesday?

• 48:28Speaker 02

  No, it's usually Sunday, which is just like-

• 48:30Speaker 03

  Oh, Sunday night?

• 48:31Brooke Averick?

  That's just like the energy in the world.

• 48:33Speaker 02

  No, but it's like freaky. Like, I'm in sweats, but like, some people are like, it just feels like everyone's looking at you in a, in a bad way.

• 48:39Brooke Averick?

  I feel like everyone's been looking at me with my Rachel season three.

• 48:42Speaker 03

  In a good-

• 48:42Speaker 02

  In a good way.

• 48:43Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 48:43Speaker 02

  Yeah, because it's framing your face, they're looking at-

• 48:46Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, it's the face framing.

• 48:47Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 48:47Brooke Averick?

  Sorry, sorry.

• 48:48Speaker 03

  Everyone's been looking at me going, she's too tall, we don't like it.

• 48:51Brooke Averick?

  No.

• 48:51Speaker 03

  Yeah, everyone-

• 48:52Brooke Averick?

  How tall are you?

• 48:52Speaker 03

  I'm 5'11".

• 48:53Brooke Averick?

  Oh.

• 48:54Speaker 03

  Like Taylor Swift, I'm not that tall.

• 48:55Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, that's a great height. I would, I'd kill for it.

• 48:58Speaker 03

  No, I think I, I think what's like 5'7s?

• 49:01Brooke Averick?

  I, I, I'd even kill over 5'3". 5'3" would be my-

• 49:06Speaker 03

  What are you?

• 49:07Brooke Averick?

  4'11".

• 49:08Speaker 03

  Oh, we're a full foot apart? That's actually really beautiful.

• 49:12Brooke Averick?

  It really is beautiful. You should see-

• 49:15Speaker 03

  Should we stand up?

• 49:16Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, let's do that. I'm not wearing shoes, too. And I am 4'10 3/4", I'll be honest.

• 49:20Speaker 02

  That rounds up.

• 49:21Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 49:22Speaker 03

  Oh my god.

• 49:23Speaker 02

  Oh wow.

• 49:24Speaker 03

  I feel, I'm the monster on the hill.

• 49:27Brooke Averick?

  And I feel like people don't realize how short I am until I'm like next to someone.

• 49:31Speaker 03

  But I think I'm like-

• 49:33Brooke Averick?

  No.

• 49:33Speaker 03

  We can sit back down.

• 49:33Brooke Averick?

  Okay.

• 49:34Speaker 03

  My thighs are sweating on the chair.

• 49:37Brooke Averick?

  That, that happens.

• 49:38Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 49:38Speaker 02

  That happens, that's why it's so hard to wear shorts.

• 49:41Speaker 03

  Well, I came to LA, I don't know, in my mind, like, being from Chicago, I was like, it's gonna be hot, hot, hot.

• 49:45Brooke Averick?

  When I moved here, I only brought shorts and tank tops in January.

• 49:49Speaker 02

  It's genuinely like the biggest lie about California as a whole, and especially like LA, it's freezing 365 days a year in LA.

• 49:58Speaker 03

  It's not applicable to freezing.

• 49:59Brooke Averick?

  I would say that.

• 50:00Speaker 02

  Except for, well, at night, when the sun goes, when the sun goes down-

• 50:03Brooke Averick?

  At night.

• 50:03Speaker 02

  We may be moving.

• 50:04Brooke Averick?

  When the night, the night.

• 50:04Speaker 02

  When the sun goes down, we may be moving, but when the sun goes down, and it drops below 60, you better bring a layer.

• 50:11Brooke Averick?

  I agree. You do need an Aricio Super Puff.

• 50:14Speaker 03

  Um, I brought a jean jacket.

• 50:16Brooke Averick?

  That's fine, too.

• 50:17Speaker 03

  Thanks, okay.

• 50:17Brooke Averick?

  That's fine.

• 50:18Speaker 02

  jean jackets do work.

• 50:20Speaker 03

  Okay, I brought a jean jacket, and I've been up mostly like legs out.

• 50:25Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 50:26Speaker 03

  Rain boots. Um, what else?

• 50:29Brooke Averick?

  Sorry, I was looking at my phone.

• 50:31Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 50:31Brooke Averick?

  Cause I knew I forgot.

• 50:32Speaker 03

  One thing about me is I love to look at my phones.

• 50:34Brooke Averick?

  No, I, yeah, it's a passion project for me as well, but I just, I had something that I wanted to say that I wrote down.

• 50:40Speaker 03

  Okay, I'm ready.

• 50:40Brooke Averick?

  Does anyone else have something they want to say before that, though?

• 50:42Speaker 02

  No.

• 50:43Speaker 03

  No.

• 50:44Brooke Averick?

  It's, you're not gonna believe this, it is stupid.

• 50:47Speaker 02

  What?

• 50:47Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, you are not gonna believe it.

• 50:49Speaker 03

  I don't think, yeah, I'm ready.

• 50:50Speaker 02

  Let's see.

• 50:51Brooke Averick?

  I want to start smoking cigars.

• 50:53Speaker 03

  Ah! Wait, do you smoke cigarettes?

• 50:55Brooke Averick?

  No.

• 50:56Speaker 03

  Oh, well, you're not, yeah, I didn't think you did.

• 50:57Brooke Averick?

  I want a thing.

• 50:59Speaker 03

  What about?

• 51:00Speaker 02

  Cigars, big fat cigars?

• 51:02Brooke Averick?

  Like, I just, like, want a thing, cause I don't, I feel like I don't have one.

• 51:07Speaker 03

  You have the Rachel season three right now, you don't need cigars.

• 51:09Brooke Averick?

  That's true, but when I wash my hair, like, I just want to be, oh, you know that girl that smokes cigars?

• 51:17Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, that's kind of cool. I didn't, well, you said that, I was like,

• 51:21Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 51:22Speaker 02

  I don't see it, but to be the girl that smokes cigars.

• 51:25Brooke Averick?

  Which one is she again? The one with, with the stogie?

• 51:27Speaker 02

  Had the, had the big stogie?

• 51:28Brooke Averick?

  The one with the stogie.

• 51:29Speaker 03

  Are you bringing them to parties, or are you going to lounges? Cause you know they have a cigar lounges, okay, parties.

• 51:35Brooke Averick?

  And I honestly, I'm considering just like, suck, like, not lighting them, just kind of like having.

• 51:40Speaker 02

  Sucking on them?

• 51:41Speaker 03

  Are you gonna hold it like this, or like this?

• 51:44Brooke Averick?

  I envisioned this.

• 51:45Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 51:46Speaker 02

  It's, it's fat, like,

• 51:47Speaker 03

  Yeah, they're fat.

• 51:48Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 51:49Speaker 02

  Chode cigarette.

• 51:50Speaker 03

  You should go to parties, sit on the balcony, and then, like, be like,

• 51:54Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 51:54Speaker 03

  Be like, can you go get so and so, and they're like, and like, they'll go be like, hey, Brooke wants to talk to you, and then like, the person's like, oh my god. Cause you're like, yeah, exactly. You're like, yeah, yeah.

• 52:03Brooke Averick?

  And I'm gonna have that, like, cigar cutter as a keychain on my, yeah.

• 52:07Speaker 03

  I actually really like this for you, yeah.

• 52:09Brooke Averick?

  And cause everyone's always has a vape, I don't have that.

• 52:11Speaker 03

  Me neither.

• 52:12Brooke Averick?

  It just, it seems, I just thought of it the other day and I said, that's, yeah, yeah.

• 52:17Speaker 02

  Yeah, it could be cool.

• 52:18Speaker 03

  I think it'd be really cool.

• 52:19Brooke Averick?

  So that's something that's gonna happen in 2025.

• 52:21Speaker 03

  A brand deal, like,

• 52:22Brooke Averick?

  With?

• 52:23Speaker 03

  Cigars.

• 52:24Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 52:25Speaker 02

  I remember in, they also make like, small, little skinny cigar Swisher Sweets.

• 52:28Brooke Averick?

  I don't want this, I don't want skinny.

• 52:30Speaker 02

  You want the big, badass ones?

• 52:32Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 52:32Speaker 03

  The chubby ones?

• 52:33Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 52:34Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 52:34Brooke Averick?

  I think that will be, like, very fun. And cool too.

• 52:38Speaker 02

  It could be both.

• 52:39Brooke Averick?

  It could be both.

• 52:39Speaker 02

  I think that's a cool move for you. Keep us updated.

• 52:41Brooke Averick?

  Okay, well.

• 52:42Speaker 02

  I, last time I smoked a cigar, I threw up onto my shoes.

• 52:45Brooke Averick?

  Why would, why do you throw up from cigars?

• 52:47Speaker 02

  You can't inhale them apparently, but it's like, you said I'm smoking this cigar, no?

• 52:52Speaker 03

  Isn't it like a hundred cigarettes or something?

• 52:54Brooke Averick?

  There's no nicotine.

• 52:56Speaker 02

  It's something evil.

• 52:57Brooke Averick?

  Tobacco?

• 52:58Speaker 03

  Something in there.

• 52:59Speaker 02

  What's in a cigar?

• 53:01Brooke Averick?

  Tobacco.

• 53:02Speaker 02

  No, it tasted like just-

• 53:03Brooke Averick?

  Should I just start chew, like the chew?

• 53:04Speaker 03

  Oh no.

• 53:05Brooke Averick?

  What is that?

• 53:06Speaker 02

  Dip?

• 53:07Brooke Averick?

  Dip, what is that?

• 53:08Speaker 03

  They put it like, doesn't it like cut open your gums?

• 53:11Speaker 02

  There's little pieces of glass in it.

• 53:11Brooke Averick?

  I don't know if I want to do that.

• 53:12Speaker 02

  A cigar is a roll of fermented tobacco. Mmm, that sounds so good.

• 53:16Brooke Averick?

  I agree. I'm craving it.

• 53:18Speaker 03

  My grandpa smoked cigars, but, and then he said he would quit, but he had a beard and you would like see the cigar, like. He'd be like, I quit like years ago, and it'd be like, you smell like it and it can see it in your beard.

• 53:26Brooke Averick?

  Yeah. And you know when they like, they're like, I can't, I'll be doing that.

• 53:31Speaker 03

  You'll be on the-

• 53:33Speaker 02

  Like a, like a koi fish looking for a bite.

• 53:37Brooke Averick?

  But, um, yeah, I don't-

• 53:40Speaker 03

  Everyone on the pod, you're smoking a cigar.

• 53:42Brooke Averick?

  Can you Google our cigars?

• 53:43Speaker 02

  This looks like a cigar.

• 53:43Brooke Averick?

  Why are cigars bad for you? Why are cigars bad for you?

• 53:47Speaker 02

  I'm a young man on Fiverr.

• 53:49Speaker 03

  What's Fiverr?

• 53:50Speaker 02

  It's a great app.

• 53:52Brooke Averick?

  Uh, okay, cancer, okay, okay.

• 53:55Speaker 03

  I love apps.

• 53:56Brooke Averick?

  Okay.

• 53:56Speaker 03

  Lung damage.

• 53:57Brooke Averick?

  Okay.

• 53:58Speaker 03

  Addiction.

• 54:00Brooke Averick?

  Uh, I might just do like, I might just do where I got the fake meatball, I might just do fake cigar.

• 54:05Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 54:05Speaker 03

  That's really cute, yeah.

• 54:06Speaker 02

  They make prop things where you can just like suck on it and it lights up.

• 54:10Speaker 03

  I want one of the, um-

• 54:11Brooke Averick?

  The long thing?

• 54:12Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 54:12Brooke Averick?

  Yes.

• 54:13Speaker 03

  What's her name? It's Correll DeVille.

• 54:15Brooke Averick?

  Yes.

• 54:16Speaker 03

  She's like, I don't, with no cigarette in it, and people are always like, what's, like, I'm opposite you where they're like that cool cigar girl, they're like that weird holder girl.

• 54:23Brooke Averick?

  I don't think anyone would be saying that cool cigar girl.

• 54:26Speaker 03

  In my, in my town.

• 54:27Speaker 02

  That girl, that's the same, the same height as her cigar out there.

• 54:33Speaker 03

  Yeah, I think that, yeah.

• 54:34Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, I am gonna have to reconsider the rebrand. Oh, cigars do contain nicotine.

• 54:40Speaker 02

  Which is highly addictive.

• 54:42Speaker 03

  I had one cigarette once and I puked in a plant.

• 54:46Speaker 02

  They make you puke.

• 54:47Speaker 03

  I smoked, I've only smoked, I took one puff of one cigarette, I was obviously wasted, vomited into a plant.

• 54:52Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 54:52Speaker 03

  So, no, not for me.

• 54:53Brooke Averick?

  I can't do it.

• 54:54Speaker 03

  Yeah, can't do it.

• 54:55Brooke Averick?

  Can't get it down the hatch.

• 54:57Speaker 03

  I mean, I wish. No, no, I don't. Why would I say that?

• 55:00Brooke Averick?

  Right, I just wanna...

• 55:01Speaker 03

  I didn't know what you guys' vibe was, I wanted to check in.

• 55:03Brooke Averick?

  No, no, no, no, that's, I would, yeah, I agree, that I just want something to look cool, that it's not damage my health.

• 55:10Speaker 03

  You have hair.

• 55:11Brooke Averick?

  And at the end of the day, it's the Rachel C. Simpson 3 cut.

• 55:14Speaker 03

  The RS3.

• 55:15Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 55:16Speaker 02

  You could get a gun.

• 55:18Speaker 03

  Oh my god, get a gun.

• 55:19Brooke Averick?

  And I had just like a pistol strapped to me.

• 55:22Speaker 02

  No, like on, on your hip.

• 55:23Brooke Averick?

  Yeah. The girl with the pistol.

• 55:25Speaker 02

  There's a girl with a gun out there that wants to talk to you.

• 55:28Speaker 03

  There's a girl, and then you could like, if someone's like, has attitude, you could just kinda touch it.

• 55:32Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 55:32Speaker 03

  Oh my god.

• 55:33Speaker 02

  You could, you could open up your blazer and show them that you're packing.

• 55:37Brooke Averick?

  I was about to say, Brooke's packing tonight.

• 55:38Speaker 02

  Hey, Brooke's packing out there.

• 55:40Speaker 03

  Be like, should we invite Brooke? Like, I don't know if she has that gun now. But she does have the Rachel C. Simpson 3, so it's like, one's good, one's bad. Well, not bad, I don't, whatever you guys think.

• 55:50Brooke Averick?

  Okay.

• 55:51Speaker 03

  Whatever you think, I think.

• 55:52Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 55:52Speaker 03

  That's what I wanna say.

• 55:53Brooke Averick?

  I agree.

• 55:53Speaker 03

  And everyone in the comments also.

• 55:55Brooke Averick?

  Yes, okay, so choosing between a cigar and a gun.

• 55:58Speaker 02

  That girl with the good haircut and the Glock.

• 56:00Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 56:02Speaker 03

  She's got the good haircut.

• 56:03Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 56:04Speaker 03

  Becky with the good hair and the Glock.

• 56:05Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 56:05Speaker 02

  Self a...

• 56:06Speaker 03

  Amber, sorry, Amber.

• 56:07Brooke Averick?

  They are good.

• 56:08Speaker 03

  Sorry, I forgot your name, Amber, so sorry.

• 56:10Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, you're totally fine.

• 56:12Speaker 03

  Oh my god. Um, when do you go to New York?

• 56:15Speaker 02

  Um, TBD, but all my stuff has sold on Facebook Marketplace.

• 56:19Brooke Averick?

  When do you have to be out of your apartment?

• 56:21Speaker 02

  Friday.

• 56:21Brooke Averick?

  Eee.

• 56:22Speaker 03

  TGIF.

• 56:23Speaker 02

  Um, it's so fantastic because I've been on Facebook Marketplace, which can be such a gorgeous place.

• 56:30Speaker 03

  Or one of the scariest.

• 56:31Speaker 02

  It is the scariest place on the planet.

• 56:33Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 56:34Speaker 02

  Cause everyone, it feels like Traitor, Season 3, like, it's like,

• 56:39Speaker 03

  You guys are watching?

• 56:40Speaker 02

  Are you gonna scam me, am I gonna scam you?

• 56:42Speaker 03

  The Efron Brothers on it.

• 56:43Brooke Averick?

  I know, Dylan.

• 56:44Speaker 03

  Do you like him too?

• 56:46Brooke Averick?

  He's, he's sweet. I don't, actually don't know him at all, but I'm not, I'm not feeling like the draw that I did to, to his brother.

• 56:55Speaker 02

  I tried watching it, but it just, it's like, it's like weird being on there and being like, I can't tell if you're gonna kill me.

• 57:01Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 57:02Speaker 02

  Or scam me. And I'll be like, does Venmo work? And I'm waiting for them to be like, no, my son's gonna cash up you from his account. $500 and then you're gonna send him back a thousand and then I'll come get the couch. But they're just like, yeah, Venmo works. But I'm like, you know, like, when the name is like a name that I haven't heard in 50 years, I'm like, okay, no. But, and then you have to give them your address because it's pickup only. So it's like, I'm not gonna bring my couch and come beat you at Ralph's.

• 57:30Brooke Averick?

  Right.

• 57:31Speaker 02

  So TBD on who's actually gonna buy stuff, but I'm getting rid of everything and it is gonna be just clothes. And I had a mover that was gonna come.

• 57:39Brooke Averick?

  I want some of your clothes.

• 57:40Speaker 02

  Move everything out.

• 57:41Brooke Averick?

  To remember, to remember you buy.

• 57:43Speaker 02

  Get this. I, I have like five boxes of Goodwill. I randomly have about a hundred costumes.

• 57:49Brooke Averick?

  I'm sure you do.

• 57:50Speaker 02

  Belly dancer, charms that like, and a Grinch outfit and.

• 57:55Speaker 03

  They're gonna go crazy with that move.

• 57:57Speaker 02

  Yeah. All of these. And I start putting the boxes outside in the crib and I was gonna go pull my car up and load it up, take it to Goodwill. My parents were here. And then I go out there.

• 58:05Brooke Averick?

  Gone.

• 58:05Speaker 02

  All six, six containers of costumes, clothes, like, objects, basketballs.

• 58:17Brooke Averick?

  Multiple.

• 58:18Speaker 02

  Who, who loaded up?

• 58:21Brooke Averick?

  But you know what? That person needed it. Definitely.

• 58:23Speaker 03

  There's also people like driving around looking for that. Someone, someone was driving, they backed up, they got, took everything.

• 58:29Speaker 02

  Oh, it was like, I was like.

• 58:31Speaker 03

  It was me and Brooke actually. We drove by.

• 58:33Speaker 02

  It was like, not a speck of dust was left.

• 58:37Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 58:38Speaker 02

  Gone.

• 58:38Brooke Averick?

  Well, I mean, it kinda saved you the trouble.

• 58:41Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's true.

• 58:41Speaker 02

  I mean, I was like, okay, cool. That's, that's it. So I think I'm just gonna start leaving stuff in the alley.

• 58:46Brooke Averick?

  I leave stuff on the street all the time.

• 58:48Speaker 03

  Yeah. New York is like, you can leave like a blender on the sidewalk and someone's running to get it. They're running down the street to get it.

• 58:55Brooke Averick?

  Everything I've left on the street has been gone in a few seconds.

• 58:58Speaker 02

  Yeah. I'm, I'm excited to just start dumping sack in the alley.

• 59:03Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 59:05Speaker 03

  They don't have alleys in New York.

• 59:07Speaker 02

  They do have alleys in New York.

• 59:09Brooke Averick?

  Alley city.

• 59:10Speaker 03

  Really? But why don't they put their trash back there? Why don't they put their trash back there then?

• 59:14Speaker 02

  Proud of their trash. They're a prideful city.

• 59:16Brooke Averick?

  Something just happened with the trash there, you were telling me.

• 59:18Speaker 02

  They got cans.

• 59:20Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 59:20Speaker 02

  Congrats.

• 59:21Speaker 03

  They got cans?

• 59:21Speaker 02

  Congrats, New York. They've just gotten cans. Like, I feel like, did they just hear about cans or something? Why did they just get cans?

• 59:29Brooke Averick?

  That confused me too.

• 59:30Speaker 03

  The mayor of New York went to Chicago, he said, "I see what you guys are doing."

• 59:33Speaker 02

  The mayor of New York was like, "I have huge news, you guys. We're getting cans. We're getting jugs."

• 59:38Speaker 03

  We're getting jugs. Oh my god.

• 59:40Speaker 02

  "We're getting a new set of jugs."

• 59:41Brooke Averick?

  Yay!

• 59:42Speaker 03

  New York is so cool. I'm jealous. I could never live there.

• 59:45Speaker 02

  It should be great. It should be great, you guys. I thought I found my dream apartment yesterday. I got a phone call from Hunter. He went to it with the real estate agent and goes,

• 59:54Speaker 02

  "That's gonna be a no."

• 59:56Brooke Averick?

  But his no is like a...

• 59:57Speaker 02

  No, no, no. The real estate agent goes, "No." That, uh...

• 1:00:00Speaker 03

  What was wrong with it?

• 1:00:03Speaker 02

  You cannot, you should not be able to falsely advertise an apartment on Street Easy or Zillow. It looked like the most gorgeous home.

• 1:00:13Speaker 03

  That's their whole thing.

• 1:00:14Speaker 02

  They sent me, "It looked like jail."

• 1:00:16Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:17Speaker 03

  They love to be like, "Yeah, come see this one bedroom," and then it is a prison.

• 1:00:20Speaker 02

  How does that benefit anybody to like have it look so city?

• 1:00:23Brooke Averick?

  It benefits the people who can't come see it in person, or the realtor, or the landlord when they can't come see it in person.

• 1:00:28Speaker 02

  Yeah. I mean, I would have, based on how gorgeous this thing was.

• 1:00:31Speaker 03

  Oh my god.

• 1:00:32Speaker 02

  But I think I have an apartment. It's just really high up, and I'm scared of heights randomly now.

• 1:00:35Brooke Averick?

  Just don't look out the window.

• 1:00:38Speaker 02

  That's like the whole point of it. Ceilings are really tall. I'm excited for it. But, so I think I have a place. I'll know, like, soon.

• 1:00:45Brooke Averick?

  Yay!

• 1:00:45Speaker 02

  I'll know soon. I don't think this ma- I think I can kind of talk a little smack. I could not figure out how to submit all my documents, because there's a three-step process where you have to submit stuff for this apartment. And I got an email yesterday, and I was trying so hard. I was like, it's like, it was, it felt like trying on 10 pairs of pants with your mom at Old Navy. It was like, "Why are we doing more pants?" Like, I, and let up your shirt and turn around. That's what it felt like.

• 1:01:13Speaker 03

  When you said the word "submit documents," I almost passed out.

• 1:01:16Speaker 02

  But it was like, I manually-

• 1:01:17Brooke Averick?

  Like a third-party site?

• 1:01:18Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:01:18Speaker 02

  No, it's like applying to a job and then being like, "Okay, submit your resume," and then also manually fill out everything you've ever done.

• 1:01:25Speaker 03

  Oh my god. I don't want the job anymore.

• 1:01:27Speaker 02

  So I'm filling all this stuff out-

• 1:01:29Speaker 03

  But I do. Please reach out to me.

• 1:01:30Speaker 02

  For the third time, this broker reaches out and goes, I literally just opened your application and nothing's done and it's my day off. I don't know how to make it more simple for you.

• 1:01:43Brooke Averick?

  Oh, he sounds sweet.

• 1:01:46Speaker 02

  I just like, I would love to have like a normal life too. Like I just would like, like one thing to just be like, hey, my application's all said submitted. Thank you. And he's like, you didn't do literally anything.

• 1:01:58Speaker 03

  Oh, my God.

• 1:01:59Speaker 02

  I was like, well, my friend Brooke has a gun and she'll be there shortly.

• 1:02:01Brooke Averick?

  And a cigar.

• 1:02:02Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:02:03Speaker 02

  And she's a cigar and a gun.

• 1:02:04Speaker 03

  Yeah, and she's coming.

• 1:02:06Speaker 02

  She might kill it.

• 1:02:07Speaker 03

  My friend Maggie's seven foot nine and she's coming.

• 1:02:10Speaker 02

  Brooke and Maggie are on their way, so don't move.

• 1:02:13Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, they've got a cigar and a gun.

• 1:02:14Speaker 02

  To put you in jail.

• 1:02:16Speaker 03

  If we had a podcast, it'd have to be called one foot apart, right? One foot.

• 1:02:20Brooke Averick?

  Oh, one foot in front of the other, one foot between us.

• 1:02:23Speaker 03

  One foot.

• 1:02:24Brooke Averick?

  We will workshop it. Yeah. That's really good.

• 1:02:27Speaker 03

  And the main kind of ADHD are.

• 1:02:29Brooke Averick?

  Oh, yeah, that's good.

• 1:02:30Speaker 02

  That's us in the green room. That's why Maggie and I have so much fun in the green room because it's like.

• 1:02:34Speaker 03

  Zada zah. We do the zube zube.

• 1:02:37Brooke Averick?

  Yeah. Oh, that's fun.

• 1:02:38Speaker 03

  That's really fun. And then we got our friend Harrison to do it too.

• 1:02:40Brooke Averick?

  That's fun. I'd be dead silent in the green room.

• 1:02:43Speaker 03

  Also, oh, no, we would.

• 1:02:44Brooke Averick?

  Just to deter fear.

• 1:02:46Speaker 03

  Also, no, I, I would like to say this, like doing this, 17,000 cameras is way scarier than live.

• 1:02:54Brooke Averick?

  There's no way, Maggie.

• 1:02:55Speaker 03

  The people in the comments, they're SpongeBob, you don't know who they are in, in, in person, they're shaking their boots to say anything evil. You know what I'm saying? Like, there's no one evil.

• 1:03:05Brooke Averick?

  Wait, no, actually.

• 1:03:06Speaker 03

  Like, I feel like online, like, everyone can just be evil as possible.

• 1:03:09Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:09Speaker 03

  In person, no one's ever gonna say anything crazy. I mean, they're gonna say crazy, like, I, um, like, I had depression and I had a gun and then I changed my life. That kind of stuff where you're like, oh, for sure, yeah.

• 1:03:20Brooke Averick?

  For me, it's like in a podcast, you can, you can cut, you can be like, oh, I'll be right back. If like something comes up, I'm always scared like something's gonna happen, like to me, like, I'll like panic or something. And if I panic here, I can be like, oh, excuse me.

• 1:03:35Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:03:35Brooke Averick?

  But if I panic on stage, it's like, I can't cut that.

• 1:03:38Speaker 03

  But then like immediately someone in the audience would be like, you got this wreck? And then you're like.

• 1:03:42Brooke Averick?

  Well, I am very lucky with our audience that I could literally be like, I'm having a panic attack. I'll see you in a second.

• 1:03:47Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's good. That's good. Okay.

• 1:03:49Brooke Averick?

  So that's fine.

• 1:03:49Speaker 03

  Actually, you got me there.

• 1:03:50Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:03:51Speaker 03

  But I will say in the green room was was really toxic about like is walking and being like, I'm not gonna have a drink tonight. And then Connor's like, yeah, me neither. And then he's like, well, actually, I think I'm gonna get one. And then I go, okay, he goes, well, you better get one then too. And then I have seventeen glasses of wine.

• 1:04:04Speaker 02

  Well, it's also vice versa.

• 1:04:05Speaker 03

  Oh, a thousand percent.

• 1:04:06Speaker 02

  Yeah, let's go like, let's just like, you know, we're in, we're in Memphis.

• 1:04:11Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:04:11Speaker 02

  Like, let's just, because we have to be up in six AM. She's like, well, we are in Memphis. I'm like, yeah, we should maybe have one drink.

• 1:04:18Speaker 03

  And then I.

• 1:04:19Speaker 02

  It's fun because in the green room, before I had like people I knew in the green room, Maggie and stuff, I would sometimes go to a place that I've never been before and didn't know anyone and be in the hotel room. And I would get to the green room and someone's reading a book. One of the other comments, reading a book.

• 1:04:33Brooke Averick?

  Wow.

• 1:04:34Speaker 02

  Hey, and she'll be like, I'm, and I'll be like, okay. And then the other person's like outside smoking weed the whole time. And I would just be like,

• 1:04:42Speaker 03

  crickets.

• 1:04:43Brooke Averick?

  I really, you too. You too.

• 1:04:46Speaker 02

  You too.

• 1:04:48Brooke Averick?

  Okay, we have to go.

• 1:04:49Speaker 03

  No, that's crazy.

• 1:04:50Brooke Averick?

  I know.

• 1:04:51Speaker 03

  It's been, what the hell?

• 1:04:53Brooke Averick?

  I agree.

• 1:04:54Speaker 03

  I feel like I have a lot of things. No, I don't.

• 1:04:55Brooke Averick?

  Do you?

• 1:04:56Speaker 03

  No, but I would.

• 1:04:57Brooke Averick?

  Any last words?

• 1:04:58Speaker 03

  I want to say thank you so much.

• 1:04:59Brooke Averick?

  I want to say thank you so much.

• 1:05:01Speaker 03

  You guys are having.

• 1:05:01Brooke Averick?

  You're just like a dream.

• 1:05:02Speaker 03

  Having one, having two.

• 1:05:04Brooke Averick?

  It's like having an extension of our one brain cell. Not the youth one brain cell. Oh, my God, no. But it's like where we are.

• 1:05:11Speaker 03

  No, I, oh, I'm.

• 1:05:11Brooke Averick?

  The meeting of the minds.

• 1:05:13Speaker 03

  For sure.

• 1:05:13Brooke Averick?

  The meeting of the minds.

• 1:05:15Speaker 03

  And I can't wait to see the future of you guys as you, as bi-coastal.

• 1:05:20Brooke Averick?

  I'm looking forward to seeing what that looks like as well.

• 1:05:23Speaker 03

  It's gonna be really beautiful.

• 1:05:24Speaker 02

  It's gonna be great.

• 1:05:24Speaker 03

  You get to spend time in New York.

• 1:05:26Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:26Speaker 03

  You get to spend time back here.

• 1:05:27Speaker 02

  Mm hmm.

• 1:05:28Speaker 03

  I'm in Chicago if you guys ever both want to come.

• 1:05:30Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, meet in the middle.

• 1:05:31Speaker 03

  And we'll jump in the lake.

• 1:05:32Brooke Averick?

  Yeah. I do need to come to Chicago.

• 1:05:34Speaker 02

  Fresh water.

• 1:05:35Brooke Averick?

  Really quickly, I just need to say I was nonstop talking last week about something that I was doing on Friday.

• 1:05:40Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 1:05:41Brooke Averick?

  Did you see that?

• 1:05:42Speaker 03

  Of course.

• 1:05:43Brooke Averick?

  But did you know what I did?

• 1:05:44Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:05:44Brooke Averick?

  Wait, look at my phone background. No one got it right, by the way. No one knew who I was in the green room with.

• 1:05:49Speaker 02

  Someone could get it right.

• 1:05:50Speaker 03

  Did you tell everybody that?

• 1:05:51Brooke Averick?

  No, I can't tell you what I did for two weeks, but I, I.

• 1:05:56Speaker 03

  It's you, it's you it's done.

• 1:05:58Brooke Averick?

  I can't say for two weeks what I had done. Do you, have you ever seen anything like that in your life?

• 1:06:03Speaker 03

  I'm panicking and I, okay, I can't say it because I don't, but I know.

• 1:06:06Brooke Averick?

  But no one's gotten it. You know what?

• 1:06:09Speaker 03

  Assistant.

• 1:06:10Brooke Averick?

  His, their, they, their assistant?

• 1:06:12Speaker 03

  Their assistant.

• 1:06:13Brooke Averick?

  All I'll say, no one's gotten the person, but it's like, think like Harry Styles, and that's all I'll say.

• 1:06:19Speaker 03

  That is like-

• 1:06:20Brooke Averick?

  Like someone fundamental to my DNA, but not that I would talk about it every day.

• 1:06:23Speaker 02

  Someone's gonna get it.

• 1:06:23Speaker 03

  I can't believe you met Joe Biden, that's crazy.

• 1:06:25Brooke Averick?

  I know, can you fucking believe that?

• 1:06:27Speaker 03

  That is, that is, I'm-

• 1:06:28Brooke Averick?

  No, that's-

• 1:06:29Speaker 03

  I, I have so much to say, yeah.

• 1:06:30Brooke Averick?

  Okay, I can't wait to be able to unpack, but I can't yet, I can't wait to-

• 1:06:34Speaker 02

  Did you hear about Joe Biden, by the way?

• 1:06:35Brooke Averick?

  Let's go, let's go to the bit.

• 1:06:36Speaker 03

  He's signed to CNN.

• 1:06:37Speaker 02

  He's bisexual. Thank you guys so much for coming on-

• 1:06:41Brooke Averick?

  Love you all.

• 1:06:42Speaker 02

  I mean Maggie, not you guys. Me and Maggie are on tour.

• 1:06:45Brooke Averick?

  Yay!

• 1:06:46Speaker 02

  We're going, check, it's on my Instagram, and we have a, two shows, big, two big shows in Chicago.

• 1:06:51Speaker 03

  We added a second show at nighttime once-

• 1:06:52Brooke Averick?

  Oh yay!

• 1:06:53Speaker 03

  Come to that, that one's not sold out yet.

• 1:06:55Speaker 02

  It's not.

• 1:06:55Speaker 03

  And if it doesn't sell out, um-

• 1:06:57Speaker 02

  Brooke has a gun.

• 1:06:58Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:06:59Speaker 02

  So. Brooke's getting a Glock. Thank you guys so much for listening, and we'll see you in the bonus.

• 1:07:04Brooke Averick?

  Thank you.

• 1:07:05Speaker 02

  Oh wait, hang on, check our, check our YouTube subs, check our, we're so close.

• 1:07:10Brooke Averick?

  Not there yet.

• 1:07:13Brooke Averick?

  Uh, like how many subscribers?

• 1:07:14Speaker 02

  Where are we, where are we?

• 1:07:15Brooke Averick?

  Cause we're almost at a hundred, so we almost got the, the plot.

• 1:07:18Speaker 02

  I just wanna get to a hundred.

• 1:07:19Speaker 03

  Wait, I think I subscribe, but if I don't, I will. Cause I think mine is, will, is a-

• 1:07:23Speaker 02

  Wait, we're so close, right?

• 1:07:24Speaker 00

  I think so, yeah.

• 1:07:26Speaker 02

  Wait, I'm, I'm clicking on it.

• 1:07:27Speaker 03

  You guys-

• 1:07:27Speaker 02

  Ninety-nine point five! That means-

• 1:07:30Brooke Averick?

  It's the week.

• 1:07:31Speaker 02

  This is the week.

• 1:07:32Speaker 03

  If you're from the south side of Chicago and you don't subscribe, I'll never talk to you again.

• 1:07:36Speaker 02

  Call out the south side.

• 1:07:37Speaker 03

  That's where I'm from, and-

• 1:07:39Speaker 02

  Brooke has a gun.

• 1:07:41Brooke Averick?

  Okay. I have to pee really bad.

• 1:07:44Speaker 02

  There's no way in hell that this episode doesn't get flagged. We said gun, porn, gangbang, like four hundred times. So thank you guys, if you see this, if you even see this-

• 1:07:54Speaker 03

  Did they take it down?

• 1:07:56Speaker 02

  I think they just punish other spammers.

• 1:07:58Speaker 00

  I think they just flag you if you say stuff in like the first few minutes.

• 1:08:01Brooke Averick?

  Okay.

• 1:08:01Speaker 02

  Oh good.

• 1:08:02Brooke Averick?

  I waited awhile.

• 1:08:03Speaker 02

  I think we made it a little bit to say porn, gun, gangbang. Okay, thank you guys so much for listening, we'll see you in the bonus.

• 1:08:08Brooke Averick?

  Thank you.

• 1:08:09Speaker 02

  Bye.

• 1:08:15Speaker 00

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