New Years Family Special!

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:59Bobby Lee?

  Hey everybody, Bobby Lee here. And I'm very excited because I'm shooting my first special, January 16th, 2026, January 17th, 2026. And it's at the San Diego Balboa Theater.

• 1:38Bobby Lee?

  We carry the flame. Is that better?

• 1:43Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:43Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:44Speaker 02

  We carry the gays.

• 1:47Bobby Lee?

  Gays.

• 1:48Speaker 02

  Carry the gays.

• 1:49Bobby Lee?

  And the administration.

• 1:52Speaker 03

  Is this a New Year's episode?

• 1:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah.

• 1:55Speaker 03

  Ooh, Happy New Year.

• 1:55Bobby Lee?

  Happy New Years.

• 1:56Speaker 04

  Happy New Years.

• 1:58Speaker 03

  Happy New Year.

• 1:58Speaker 04

  Happy New Years, Jaime. Happy New Years.

• 2:00Speaker 02

  Gong Yi Fat Choy.

• 2:01Speaker 03

  Gong Yi Fat Choy. Not Chinese New Year yet.

• 2:04Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 2:05Bobby Lee?

  You know what, Kat, when you do Chinese New Year stuff.

• 2:07Speaker 04

  It's crazy.

• 2:08Bobby Lee?

  It's a crazy, it's Crazy Town USA.

• 2:11Speaker 02

  Oh, I'm Crazy Town USA?

• 2:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'll tell you why you're Crazy Town USA. Is because you don't like Asians.

• 2:17Speaker 02

  I do love it.

• 2:18Bobby Lee?

  No, you don't. You're like, whenever you're in this room, you get suspicious.

• 2:22Speaker 02

  I lost my virginity to an Asian guy.

• 2:24Bobby Lee?

  Oh, what kind?

• 2:25Speaker 02

  Kevin Choi, he was Korean.

• 2:27Speaker 04

  So you're a kind brother?

• 2:29Bobby Lee?

  Was he full?

• 2:30Speaker 02

  He was a full guy, yeah.

• 2:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 2:32Speaker 03

  He's a full guy.

• 2:32Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, full.

• 2:33Bobby Lee?

  And what was that like?

• 2:35Speaker 02

  It was, he had a, um, he had a big penis.

• 2:37Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 2:38Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:41Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 2:42Speaker 02

  But I was 14, so everything.

• 2:43Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, whoa, whoa. How old was, well, how old was he?

• 2:50Speaker 04

  Fifteen.

• 2:50Bobby Lee?

  Alright, he was 14 too.

• 2:52Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:53Bobby Lee?

  Let's just keep it that, and, um, when's the last time, when's the first time you lost your virginity?

• 2:57Speaker 04

  Twenty-two, man.

• 3:02Speaker 02

  I'm not laughing.

• 3:02Speaker 04

  Thank you.

• 3:08Bobby Lee?

  I'm not laughing either.

• 3:10Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 3:10Bobby Lee?

  I'm just full of joy.

• 3:12Speaker 04

  I lost at 22?

• 3:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, how did that?

• 3:14Speaker 02

  I don't know about you.

• 3:16Bobby Lee?

  How did that occur?

• 3:16Speaker 02

  I'm feeling 22.

• 3:19Bobby Lee?

  How did that occur?

• 3:20Speaker 04

  Um, just at the club.

• 3:21Bobby Lee?

  What? Whoa.

• 3:23Speaker 04

  No, I told you guys, when I, when I first came on, I lost my virginity at 22.

• 3:29Bobby Lee?

  Okay, but what club?

• 3:30Speaker 04

  It was just a club, it doesn't exist anymore, man.

• 3:33Bobby Lee?

  Damn. Wow, you're getting defensive. A nightclub?

• 3:35Speaker 04

  It was a nightclub.

• 3:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:37Speaker 02

  Was it in the bathroom?

• 3:40Bobby Lee?

  Oprah's Book Club?

• 3:43Speaker 04

  In Dallas.

• 3:44Bobby Lee?

  In Dallas, you went over there?

• 3:45Speaker 04

  Where was it at?

• 3:46Bobby Lee?

  Was it Oprah?

• 3:47Speaker 04

  It was at 2009.

• 3:49Speaker 03

  But 22 is kind of a perfect age.

• 3:51Bobby Lee?

  It's a good age.

• 3:52Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 3:52Bobby Lee?

  It's a really good age.

• 3:53Speaker 03

  I feel like that's like.

• 3:54Bobby Lee?

  2009, huh?

• 3:55Speaker 04

  The club is called 2009.

• 3:56Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay.

• 3:57Speaker 04

  So they play.

• 3:58Bobby Lee?

  How old were you when you 2009?

• 4:00Speaker 04

  In the club, I was twenty-two.

• 4:02Bobby Lee?

  How old were you at two thousand nine?

• 4:04Speaker 04

  Two thousand nine, I was, had to be seventh grade, so whatever age seventh grade is.

• 4:09Speaker 03

  Thirteen.

• 4:10Speaker 04

  Thirteen, I was thirteen.

• 4:11Bobby Lee?

  You know, I always thought you should be a mathematician.

• 4:13Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 4:14Speaker 04

  You think so? That's my goal for my next year.

• 4:16Bobby Lee?

  No, no.

• 4:18Speaker 03

  Pythagorean.

• 4:19Bobby Lee?

  What are you wiping?

• 4:19Speaker 03

  Pythagorean.

• 4:20Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you're still doing that whole COVID thing?

• 4:22Speaker 03

  No.

• 4:22Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 4:23Speaker 03

  It's just.

• 4:24Speaker 04

  A squared plus B squared plus C squared equals C squared.

• 4:27Speaker 03

  Equals C squared, yeah, yeah.

• 4:29Bobby Lee?

  What is?

• 4:30Speaker 03

  Ask him, he doesn't even know that. The Pythagorean theorem.

• 4:33Speaker 04

  That's so easy.

• 4:34Speaker 03

  Tell us what it's about.

• 4:35Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 4:35Bobby Lee?

  I don't know anything about the Pythagorean theorem.

• 4:37Speaker 03

  What's a hypotenuse?

• 4:38Speaker 02

  Oh, that's a good one.

• 4:39Bobby Lee?

  A Pythagorean, a Pythagoras?

• 4:42Speaker 03

  A hypotenuse, tell us.

• 4:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Anyway, um, it's my show. And I can divert, I can distract.

• 4:50Speaker 04

  It was like on a subscription.

• 4:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't know much about math, to be honest with you.

• 4:55Speaker 03

  But you don't remember like these terms, like right angle?

• 4:58Bobby Lee?

  I was doing math, when you're on math, you think about other things. Am I right?

• 5:02Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 5:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 5:03Speaker 04

  How do I build that pool in my backyard? It's not real, man.

• 5:07Bobby Lee?

  It's not real, dude. Life is not real.

• 5:10Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 5:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:11Speaker 02

  How do you?

• 5:11Bobby Lee?

  I, I, I, I was, I saw, I rewatched some chef's tables last night.

• 5:17Speaker 03

  Which one?

• 5:17Speaker 02

  Oh, the chef's table.

• 5:21Bobby Lee?

  Kwan, what's her name?

• 5:23Speaker 03

  The monk?

• 5:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:24Speaker 02

  Oh, she's great.

• 5:25Speaker 03

  She's great.

• 5:25Speaker 02

  Or they are great? Are they?

• 5:29Bobby Lee?

  I don't think she is he, she, or they are, I think she's, um, you know what I mean, just a she.

• 5:34Speaker 02

  She is a she.

• 5:35Bobby Lee?

  She identifies as a she.

• 5:36Speaker 02

  All monks are a little bit they, though.

• 5:39Bobby Lee?

  Interesting. Why?

• 5:43Speaker 02

  Cause they're bald.

• 5:45Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 5:47Speaker 04

  Neutral.

• 5:47Speaker 02

  Neutral.

• 5:48Bobby Lee?

  They're neutral, I see. Um, but what a great, a lot of life lessons in that.

• 5:54Speaker 03

  I really am really curious to see if like the food she actually makes is like.

• 5:58Bobby Lee?

  It's legit.

• 5:58Speaker 03

  Cause she doesn't use garlic, she doesn't use onion, she doesn't do anything that like lights up the soul, right? It's not like.

• 6:04Bobby Lee?

  Well, those are energy-based, um, um. Um, seasonings.

• 6:09Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 6:10Bobby Lee?

  She doesn't use garlic, onion, um, chives, any of those things.

• 6:14Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 6:14Speaker 00

  What?

• 6:15Bobby Lee?

  She's, no.

• 6:16Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 6:17Bobby Lee?

  You ever see that documentary?

• 6:18Speaker 00

  I know what you're talking about. I haven't actually seen the episode.

• 6:20Speaker 03

  Oh, it's so good.

• 6:20Bobby Lee?

  It's life altering.

• 6:21Speaker 00

  No garlic, no onion, no seasoning?

• 6:24Speaker 03

  Yeah, nothing that is like hot, hot foods.

• 6:27Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's like a hot chili.

• 6:29Bobby Lee?

  Well, I mean, there was a New York Times writer, I forgot his name, but a columnist, and, uh, food oriented, his columns. And he was in New York. And one day a chef called him and goes, um, Kwan is doing a exposition, exposition.

• 6:44Speaker 03

  Eric Ripert.

• 6:46Bobby Lee?

  Eric Ripert said that, yeah. What a bright fella.

• 6:49Speaker 03

  Uh huh, love there not.

• 6:50Bobby Lee?

  Love on the car. And, um.

• 6:54Speaker 04

  That's pretty funny.

• 6:57Bobby Lee?

  Thank you. Um.

• 7:01Speaker 00

  New Year's energy, man.

• 7:03Bobby Lee?

  Real good energy. You're very monk-like tonight.

• 7:08Speaker 00

  You know why he has this energy?

• 7:09Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 7:09Speaker 00

  He's been in LA for almost a week.

• 7:11Bobby Lee?

  Wow. Wow.

• 7:12Speaker 00

  He's testing it out.

• 7:13Bobby Lee?

  You like it?

• 7:14Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 7:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:15Speaker 03

  He's suave. I've, I heard something, I found out something really interesting.

• 7:18Bobby Lee?

  Can I finish the?

• 7:18Speaker 03

  Oh, yes, sorry.

• 7:19Speaker 04

  Whoa.

• 7:22Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, whoa. What do you mean? Whoa, what?

• 7:25Speaker 04

  I don't know what she's gonna say.

• 7:26Speaker 03

  Nothing.

• 7:27Bobby Lee?

  Are you more curious about what she's gonna say or what I'm gonna say? Be honest.

• 7:31Speaker 04

  Uh, right now I'm trying to focus, focus on you.

• 7:36Speaker 04

  What are you gonna say, Kalina?

• 7:38Speaker 03

  Wait, what?

• 7:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, go ahead.

• 7:40Speaker 03

  Let him finish.

• 7:40Bobby Lee?

  No, you do your first.

• 7:41Speaker 03

  So, Karina, Karina, his roommate over there. We had a long chat on Trash Tuesday and apparently Hyman is not over his ex.

• 7:51Bobby Lee?

  Oh. Oh, no.

• 7:54Speaker 03

  At all.

• 7:55Bobby Lee?

  What is going on here? Talk, tell us about it.

• 7:57Speaker 02

  You have an ex?

• 8:00Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 8:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 8:01Speaker 03

  How long was that for?

• 8:02Speaker 04

  Like, four months.

• 8:03Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 8:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Four months ago, you broke up?

• 8:06Speaker 04

  No, we dated for four months, but we broke up, like, in April.

• 8:12Bobby Lee?

  And how did that happen?

• 8:13Speaker 04

  Long distance, like, just, I was like, I can't do this.

• 8:16Bobby Lee?

  You said that?

• 8:17Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 8:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:18Speaker 03

  You're the one that ended it?

• 8:19Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 8:20Bobby Lee?

  And did she?

• 8:20Speaker 03

  And you're the one that's not over it?

• 8:22Speaker 00

  Why are you not over it?

• 8:23Speaker 04

  Because I miss her. It's because I was on the road, so I, you know, I'm talking about the road gigs.

• 8:28Speaker 03

  Did you feel like you were?

• 8:28Speaker 04

  Ian gets it.

• 8:29Speaker 03

  Did you feel like maybe you might have cheated on her?

• 8:32Speaker 04

  No, I mean, if it, if that time, like, I was like, oh, you know, I was like, oh, whatever happens, happens.

• 8:39Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 8:40Speaker 04

  But

• 8:41Speaker 03

  Were you like?

• 8:41Speaker 04

  Because she wanted a family already.

• 8:44Speaker 03

  Whoa.

• 8:44Speaker 04

  She wanted, like, oh, you know, like, the house, the kids.

• 8:48Bobby Lee?

  I know what a family is, actually.

• 8:50Speaker 00

  Let him explain to you what a family is.

• 8:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:53Speaker 04

  Yeah, she wanted a family, the white picket house, you know?

• 8:56Speaker 03

  It's a white, yeah. Picket fence, yeah.

• 8:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:58Speaker 03

  House could also be it.

• 8:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and then?

• 9:00Speaker 04

  A white picket fence in the front.

• 9:02Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 9:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:03Speaker 04

  Green grass, real grass.

• 9:05Speaker 03

  Real grass.

• 9:06Speaker 04

  You know, but I wasn't ready.

• 9:07Bobby Lee?

  Why'd you look at my grass?

• 9:09Speaker 04

  Because this is grass, fake grass, but then...

• 9:12Speaker 03

  She wants the real grass.

• 9:13Speaker 04

  She wants the real grass.

• 9:14Bobby Lee?

  I learned everything new from you.

• 9:15Speaker 04

  You know, you know what they say, right? Touch grass, man.

• 9:20Speaker 04

  Go outside, touch grass.

• 9:21Bobby Lee?

  Who says that?

• 9:22Speaker 04

  They.

• 9:23Speaker 03

  They do.

• 9:23Speaker 04

  They do.

• 9:24Bobby Lee?

  They do, okay.

• 9:25Speaker 04

  The monks.

• 9:26Speaker 03

  The monks.

• 9:26Bobby Lee?

  Oh, the monks.

• 9:27Speaker 04

  The monks among you.

• 9:28Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, um,

• 9:31Bobby Lee?

  anyway, what happened?

• 9:35Speaker 04

  Nothing, it's just, we just ended things, but I still think about her, so.

• 9:38Bobby Lee?

  Oh, sweet love.

• 9:40Speaker 04

  Just like any other human being, I'm just like any other human. We have feelings.

• 9:44Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 9:44Speaker 04

  Um, we have thoughts.

• 9:48Speaker 00

  He's explaining how thoughts work with humans, too.

• 9:49Speaker 04

  Hmm, and, uh, yeah, I still think about her. I called her the other day, pushed her to pick up. But then she called me back in the morning.

• 9:57Bobby Lee?

  It's bad.

• 9:58Speaker 04

  It's bad.

• 9:58Speaker 03

  And then?

• 9:59Speaker 04

  I didn't pick up, I was like, no, I can't keep going back. It's because she has a prison boyfriend now, so.

• 10:05Speaker 03

  Well, you don't know that, it's just a pen pal, I thought.

• 10:08Speaker 02

  She has a prison boyfriend?

• 10:10Speaker 03

  She has a pen pal in prison.

• 10:13Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 10:14Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 10:15Speaker 02

  Is that so they write each other letters?

• 10:17Speaker 04

  Yeah, and he sends her like little paper crafts.

• 10:21Speaker 03

  Paper cranes.

• 10:22Speaker 04

  Paper.

• 10:22Speaker 03

  Origami.

• 10:23Speaker 02

  Paper cranes of like, like I did it, like just like little.

• 10:27Speaker 04

  I don't know how he gets it from prison to her house, but she, he does it. He finds a way and he does it.

• 10:35Speaker 03

  And then you couldn't.

• 10:36Speaker 04

  I'm too lazy. I'm too lazy, I'm too dumb to even create a paper crane. Right Bobby?

• 10:42Speaker 02

  He's got a lot of time on his hands to do a paper crane.

• 10:46Speaker 03

  He does have all day.

• 10:47Speaker 02

  He has all day.

• 10:48Speaker 03

  He has all day.

• 10:48Speaker 04

  He does have all day.

• 10:49Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 10:50Speaker 02

  So Bobby, tell us about the spring onions in the chef's table.

• 10:55Speaker 03

  What do you, what do you think about all this? What do you?

• 10:59Bobby Lee?

  I'll be honest with you, I don't know if I can do this today. Because when I actually listen to the conversations, because that's the first time I really listened to all three of you talk.

• 11:09Bobby Lee?

  The first thought that came to my head was, what are we doing here?

• 11:14Bobby Lee?

  What exactly is this?

• 11:17Speaker 00

  This is Higgy Valley, brother.

• 11:19Bobby Lee?

  I know, brother.

• 11:21Bobby Lee?

  Hey brother. Hey brother. I know what it is, right? But when I'm actually listening to the conversation, I just go, who is this for?

• 11:34Bobby Lee?

  Do you understand? Really listen.

• 11:36Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 11:36Bobby Lee?

  What is this?

• 11:38Speaker 00

  But when you see our audience in live shows, you get it.

• 11:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I get it then.

• 11:41Speaker 00

  That's the audience.

• 11:42Bobby Lee?

  I get it, I get it then. But when I'm really, that's the first time I really listened and I really went out of my mind.

• 11:49Speaker 03

  Could you date someone in prison? Let's say she hit all of your marks, but the only thing is she like doesn't.

• 11:55Bobby Lee?

  What was the crime? What was the crime?

• 11:57Speaker 03

  Okay, so the crime is she lopped off her ex-boyfriend's penis, but, but he was abusive.

• 12:03Speaker 02

  Oh, that makes sense.

• 12:04Bobby Lee?

  But just the idea that she, that's an option for her? No.

• 12:09Speaker 03

  Okay, what about?

• 12:10Speaker 02

  How about if he wanted her to do that?

• 12:12Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 12:13Speaker 03

  What about she assisted in what she considered, what you call assisted suicide? Like a Dr. Kevorkian.

• 12:21Bobby Lee?

  Is she ill?

• 12:23Speaker 03

  No, she helped people um um die. Transition, but like illegal.

• 12:28Bobby Lee?

  How does she feel about it?

• 12:30Speaker 03

  She feels as though people shouldn't have to suffer.

• 12:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's fine, that's fine.

• 12:35Speaker 02

  Is that what that's called transitioning from like life to death?

• 12:38Speaker 03

  Some people call it that, yeah.

• 12:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:40Speaker 02

  That's interesting. She's like trans death.

• 12:44Bobby Lee?

  Don't, is that about that that kind of trans that you're talking about?

• 12:46Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 12:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a different kinds of trans, I think.

• 12:49Speaker 02

  A different trans.

• 12:50Speaker 03

  From different transitioning to different realm.

• 12:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, different realm, yeah.

• 12:53Speaker 02

  Transitioning realm.

• 12:55Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 12:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 12:55Speaker 02

  That's cool.

• 12:56Speaker 03

  But could you date someone in there in the pen?

• 12:59Bobby Lee?

  In the pen?

• 13:00Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 13:00Bobby Lee?

  If she assisted Dr. Kevorkian and she, I can't even believe I'm freaking answering this.

• 13:06Speaker 03

  She's really hot.

• 13:07Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's obvious.

• 13:09Speaker 03

  Yeah, she's really smart too, like she reads all.

• 13:12Bobby Lee?

  Okay, what kind of hot?

• 13:13Speaker 03

  Cause she's got time.

• 13:13Bobby Lee?

  What does she look like?

• 13:14Speaker 03

  Okay, here, I'll give you a like a very pretty girl he dated.

• 13:19Bobby Lee?

  I didn't date her.

• 13:20Speaker 03

  Oh, you didn't?

• 13:20Bobby Lee?

  She friendzoned me.

• 13:21Speaker 03

  He was, okay, a very pretty girl who friendzoned him.

• 13:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:25Speaker 03

  I thought you guys held hands and went on a dates.

• 13:27Bobby Lee?

  She friendzoned.

• 13:28Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 13:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Thanks for bringing that up.

• 13:30Speaker 03

  Sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

• 13:31Bobby Lee?

  What is going on here, dude? What a terrible year this has been.

• 13:37Bobby Lee?

  Listen, listen to what we're talking about and you realize it was a terrible year.

• 13:41Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 13:42Speaker 03

  This was a weird year for sure.

• 13:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 13:44Speaker 00

  I just wanted to look up hot person.

• 13:45Speaker 03

  Oh, so, okay, so this really hot guy.

• 13:47Bobby Lee?

  These are guys.

• 13:48Speaker 00

  That guy's crazy.

• 13:49Speaker 03

  So can I tell you?

• 13:50Bobby Lee?

  That's a Lou guy, that's a French guy, right?

• 13:51Speaker 03

  Yeah, so he eventually married and had kids with the heir to Topshop.

• 13:57Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 13:57Speaker 03

  So he's married to, yes.

• 13:59Speaker 02

  Right, Green?

• 14:00Speaker 03

  So, yeah, something like that, but Chloe is her name, his wife. And she, he married into a really insanely rich family and then he left his baby mama who had stayed with him um while he was in prison.

• 14:11Bobby Lee?

  Why did he, oh, so she's, he's still with the heir?

• 14:14Speaker 03

  Yeah, I think so.

• 14:15Bobby Lee?

  Look how hot he is, I'd stay with him.

• 14:17Speaker 03

  Hmm, that's not enough for me.

• 14:19Speaker 02

  Is that a teardrop tattoo on his face?

• 14:20Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 14:21Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 14:21Speaker 00

  Wow.

• 14:22Speaker 02

  I kind of think that's hot.

• 14:23Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 14:23Speaker 02

  A teardrop?

• 14:24Bobby Lee?

  Let's go to the Chives, maybe.

• 14:26Speaker 02

  Maybe.

• 14:30Bobby Lee?

  It is time for chive talk.

• 14:33Speaker 00

  Chive talk with Bobby Lee.

• 14:35Speaker 03

  Yes, you're right, Chloe Green.

• 14:36Speaker 02

  Chloe Green, yeah, but Topshop went under, actually.

• 14:39Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 14:39Speaker 02

  It did go under. I liked Topshop a lot. But I liked, I like-

• 14:43Bobby Lee?

  No, keep talking. You know what? Here's what it is. Keep talking. I want, I want to learn.

• 14:49Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 14:49Bobby Lee?

  I want to know how this works.

• 14:50Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 14:51Bobby Lee?

  So go ahead.

• 14:51Speaker 02

  I have a comment.

• 14:52Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 14:52Speaker 02

  I think that you never see women with teardrop tattoos. Right? It's always men.

• 14:58Speaker 00

  No.

• 14:58Speaker 02

  I think women should have more teardrop tattoos.

• 15:02Speaker 03

  What do they get them for? Is it for each, like, body?

• 15:04Speaker 00

  Each body they catch.

• 15:05Speaker 02

  Some murder-

• 15:06Speaker 03

  They catch them?

• 15:07Speaker 04

  It's a term, it's like a slang term. I'mma catch a body, you know?

• 15:11Speaker 03

  Oh, like catch a fade?

• 15:14Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 15:14Speaker 02

  Like catch a, catch a-

• 15:16Speaker 04

  You see your op in the street?

• 15:18Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 15:18Speaker 04

  I'mma drop his body.

• 15:19Speaker 03

  A drop that I get?

• 15:21Speaker 04

  And you stand over them like ta ta ta ta.

• 15:23Speaker 02

  And then you get a teardrop tattoo after that?

• 15:25Speaker 04

  You get a drop.

• 15:26Speaker 00

  Hymen doesn't have a gun, he's just like ta ta ta ta.

• 15:29Speaker 04

  Stand over them dead body, oh.

• 15:31Bobby Lee?

  What's that? It wasn't a handgun.

• 15:33Speaker 03

  It's like an AR-15.

• 15:35Bobby Lee?

  M-13, it's like-

• 15:37Speaker 03

  We think-

• 15:38Bobby Lee?

  It's Rambo, it's a Rambo gun.

• 15:39Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 15:43Speaker 04

  Stand over them.

• 15:44Speaker 03

  With a semi-automatic.

• 15:46Speaker 02

  Semi-automatic.

• 15:47Speaker 04

  You look old.

• 15:47Speaker 02

  But you don't see women going ta ta ta ta.

• 15:50Speaker 04

  No, you hear them go-

• 15:51Speaker 02

  Ta ta ta.

• 15:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because-

• 15:52Speaker 02

  Ding ding ding ding.

• 15:53Bobby Lee?

  Because that right there is a squirt gun or whatever, what you're doing. I know what- Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 15:58Speaker 03

  I thought you were sitting back.

• 16:00Bobby Lee?

  Okay, all right.

• 16:00Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 16:01Bobby Lee?

  Absorb, absorb.

• 16:02Speaker 03

  What else, Hymen? And then?

• 16:04Speaker 04

  Catch a body. It can mean two terms. Catch a body, like you or like you fuck someone.

• 16:11Speaker 03

  That's also a catch a body?

• 16:13Speaker 04

  Yeah, like, like locker, like-

• 16:14Speaker 00

  Use it, use it in a sentence, we're hanging out.

• 16:16Speaker 04

  Eh, Bobby. Last night I was with this chick. Well, you have the headphones on, so you can hear me.

• 16:22Speaker 00

  Touche.

• 16:24Speaker 04

  Hey Bobby, I saw this chick last night and we got it on and I, you know, caught her body.

• 16:32Speaker 03

  Doesn't sound right.

• 16:32Speaker 02

  Yeah, that sounds scary.

• 16:34Speaker 00

  We got it on was crazy.

• 16:35Speaker 02

  That sounds like you had sex with a dead body.

• 16:37Speaker 03

  Oh, I don't like that either.

• 16:40Speaker 04

  Okay, I don't know. I mean, I don't say stuff like this.

• 16:42Speaker 03

  Rip her a new one is not the term I would use. Ripping someone a new one is like, um, like you scolding them.

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• 17:33Speaker 00

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• 17:50Speaker 00

  Women don't use that term. They don't go like, dude, this guy just ripped me a new one. You've never, you've never said that.

• 17:56Speaker 03

  I would never know you would blow my, other terms we can, you know.

• 18:01Speaker 02

  Blow my brain.

• 18:02Speaker 03

  Yeah, back, your back.

• 18:03Speaker 02

  Blow your back. Oh yeah, blow my back.

• 18:05Speaker 04

  He blew my back.

• 18:08Speaker 00

  Your blackout? That's crazy.

• 18:10Speaker 02

  The black guy blew my back out. Did I say that right? How about blow my face?

• 18:17Speaker 04

  Or the kids, they say, oh man, I rearranged her guts last night.

• 18:23Speaker 03

  Uh, I don't like that either.

• 18:24Speaker 02

  Is that an aim?

• 18:25Speaker 04

  That's not me. I don't say stuff. I just hear this stuff.

• 18:28Speaker 00

  Where are you?

• 18:33Speaker 04

  Neither have you.

• 18:34Speaker 03

  Hey, 2009.

• 18:35Speaker 04

  Have you?

• 18:37Bobby Lee?

  Yes, I have.

• 18:38Speaker 04

  You rearranged guts.

• 18:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I hooked up with a girl and she goes, I went to the doctor and my heart's on my shoulder.

• 18:45Speaker 04

  That's what she.

• 18:46Speaker 00

  You fucked me so.

• 18:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you fucked me so hard. My heart's on my shoulder now. We had to do a whole operation, dude.

• 18:52Speaker 04

  You fucked her good?

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• 19:27Speaker 04

  Is that what you're saying?

• 19:28Speaker 03

  I feel like the only guy who would say, who would talk like that is obviously a gay guy, like, still in the closet.

• 19:34Speaker 02

  Totally.

• 19:34Speaker 03

  Like, there's only one type of guy who, like, overtly talks about sex like that. It's like, oh, this is what I did, bro. And it's usually a gay guy who's not out yet.

• 19:42Speaker 00

  Dude, if Peter Kim said that to me ever. I rearranged her fucking guts. Peter Kim.

• 19:52Speaker 02

  That's good. I feel like that would be gross if a guy said that to me. He was like, oh, I rearranged your guts last night. I'd be like, ew.

• 19:58Speaker 03

  Gross. Seems violent.

• 20:00Speaker 02

  It makes me, like, feel like I have to poop or something.

• 20:02Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 20:02Speaker 00

  Is there something that turns you guys on that?

• 20:04Speaker 03

  Yeah, kindness.

• 20:06Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 20:07Speaker 03

  Kinderness.

• 20:09Speaker 00

  Like, oh, I penetrated her kindly?

• 20:11Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 20:12Speaker 00

  What do you want?

• 20:13Speaker 03

  I don't want it, like, I just don't want someone, like, describing what they've done to my body to someone else. That's weird.

• 20:18Speaker 02

  Oh, to someone else, no.

• 20:20Speaker 03

  Yeah. Like, that locker room talk is still a thing. That's so weird.

• 20:24Speaker 02

  I want some guy to be like, I just want you to rest.

• 20:28Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 20:28Speaker 02

  Here's a pillow. Here's a, I just want you to, shh, sleepy papa. Here's a snack.

• 20:33Speaker 03

  A little sweet treat.

• 20:34Speaker 02

  A little sweet treat. Don't worry, you're not gonna get fat.

• 20:38Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 20:38Speaker 02

  But if you do, I like them fat, too. I like a fat, too.

• 20:42Speaker 04

  Yeah, but he can do that, like, two times and then y'all can be like, oh, that's too.

• 20:46Bobby Lee?

  I chopped up your calamari, dog. That's something I would say.

• 20:50Speaker 03

  Gay.

• 20:57Speaker 04

  I'mma eat you out like a mango.

• 21:00Speaker 00

  God, your face, dude.

• 21:04Bobby Lee?

  I've never used that one, I write that.

• 21:06Speaker 02

  I eat you out like a mango.

• 21:09Speaker 00

  It's that thing, dude.

• 21:11Speaker 02

  Oh, that's crazy. Mangos are delicious though.

• 21:13Bobby Lee?

  Stuck an IUD in her vag and went off.

• 21:16Speaker 03

  Oh, IUD is okay.

• 21:17Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 21:18Speaker 02

  And it went off like a bomb.

• 21:20Speaker 03

  Oh, you mean IED.

• 21:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's what I meant.

• 21:22Speaker 00

  Oh, I think about IED.

• 21:23Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I said IUD.

• 21:26Speaker 00

  I'mma put a birth control, I'mma put birth control in you.

• 21:30Speaker 02

  Copper IUDs don't explode. They prevent BBs.

• 21:36Speaker 02

  It's like the Hurt Locker. Yeah. Geez, the vagina is.

• 21:39Bobby Lee?

  Every time I use that term, they laugh and I'm like, why are they laughing? I guess I'm saying it wrong.

• 21:46Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 21:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's nice. Tell me more.

• 21:48Speaker 02

  Chop me up some shrimp fried rice.

• 21:54Speaker 03

  Keep going.

• 21:54Speaker 00

  She dated an Asian guy.

• 21:56Speaker 02

  I wanna walk.

• 21:58Bobby Lee?

  What would a, what would a, what would a girl say after like if they did like did some damage?

• 22:03Speaker 03

  We hooked up. That's it.

• 22:05Bobby Lee?

  No, try to be more descriptive.

• 22:07Speaker 00

  That's bullshit, dude.

• 22:08Speaker 02

  If I did.

• 22:08Bobby Lee?

  How about locker room talk with women? Let's see, you're in the locker room, you're at.

• 22:12Speaker 00

  You're at We Spa.

• 22:13Bobby Lee?

  No, you're at.

• 22:14Speaker 02

  We Spa.

• 22:14Speaker 00

  You're at We Spa.

• 22:15Bobby Lee?

  Equinox.

• 22:15Speaker 00

  Okay, Equinox.

• 22:16Bobby Lee?

  Equinox. You're in Equinox, you had a nice yoga session, I don't know what they do there, but and then um you're in the locker room, tell me.

• 22:23Speaker 03

  Okay, go ahead.

• 22:24Speaker 00

  Jaime, you're a girl.

• 22:25Speaker 03

  Oh my, that guy, I saw you walk out with him, what happened?

• 22:28Speaker 02

  Well, he, um, he went down on me and he almost made me come.

• 22:36Speaker 00

  That's so ridiculous.

• 22:37Bobby Lee?

  I think, I think you're misunderstanding them.

• 22:41Bobby Lee?

  Here's, no, no.

• 22:43Speaker 02

  He almost found my clit.

• 22:43Bobby Lee?

  What you did.

• 22:48Speaker 00

  Wait a second.

• 22:49Bobby Lee?

  No, no.

• 22:49Speaker 00

  I think I got it, I think I got it.

• 22:50Bobby Lee?

  No, no, you know, what you would say about a guy that you did.

• 22:54Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 22:54Bobby Lee?

  Like I re- go ahead.

• 22:56Speaker 02

  Okay, okay, so.

• 22:57Bobby Lee?

  Equinox and cock.

• 22:58Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 23:00Speaker 03

  Can I say, walk out with that guy, what happened, did you guys hook up?

• 23:02Speaker 02

  I railed the shit out of him.

• 23:08Speaker 02

  And he came in his own face.

• 23:13Speaker 02

  Okay, your turn now.

• 23:16Speaker 03

  I don't think we do that.

• 23:18Speaker 00

  Do you guys ever?

• 23:18Bobby Lee?

  Why, I want to see what.

• 23:20Speaker 03

  Well, I, okay, here, I'll tell you.

• 23:21Bobby Lee?

  What it would hear.

• 23:22Speaker 00

  Are you proud of making a guy come, do you guys like?

• 23:24Speaker 03

  Oh, no, you guys, well, that's not a flex at all, I made him come.

• 23:28Speaker 00

  So they, they'll never say that.

• 23:29Speaker 03

  He's gonna do that. Yeah, I blow on it and he'll get there. Well, guy came on my kneecap, remember?

• 23:36Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah.

• 23:37Bobby Lee?

  Didn't remember. Was that me?

• 23:40Speaker 00

  Bobby just remembered doing that.

• 23:43Speaker 03

  Was it?

• 23:44Bobby Lee?

  I've done it before, but not to you.

• 23:46Speaker 03

  It was, it was a really hot, like, guy, and also, he was in porn. And I was on vacation and we met up and he was like, this is, I, I just had expectations in my head, but I knew it was over when he was like, um, I don't, I don't live to eat, I eat to live. Cause he was like a gym bro and I was like, oh my god, I hate, like, that already turned me off. But then I was like, fuck it, I'm here, let's hook up.

• 24:08Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 24:08Speaker 03

  And then he like touched my legs and apparently my legs were too, um, much for him. And then he like nutted on my kneecap.

• 24:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, your knees, your, your legs, oh my god, were great.

• 24:20Speaker 03

  Were.

• 24:21Speaker 02

  You still are.

• 24:22Speaker 00

  But now.

• 24:22Bobby Lee?

  Nah, but back in the day, dude, oh my god, ooh la la, the best legs in the business.

• 24:26Speaker 02

  I've never had legs that have made a man nut on my knee.

• 24:30Speaker 03

  But then to that, when I would describe.

• 24:32Bobby Lee?

  Let me describe your legs.

• 24:34Speaker 00

  Oh, here we go.

• 24:35Speaker 02

  Like string beans, like bumpy string beans.

• 24:38Speaker 03

  You got good legs.

• 24:39Bobby Lee?

  Jane Goodall like.

• 24:41Speaker 02

  What the heck?

• 24:42Bobby Lee?

  Like, I guess you bend down, pet a monkey.

• 24:47Speaker 02

  They're furry, like a monkey, they got furry legs, monkey.

• 24:51Bobby Lee?

  Come on, think about it.

• 24:52Speaker 00

  I'm thinking about it.

• 24:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, does it ring true?

• 24:55Speaker 00

  I mean, she is, actually, Jane Goodall's.

• 24:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

• 24:58Speaker 02

  Is she, but when, when, like, you kind of do look like her.

• 25:01Bobby Lee?

  In between those two photos.

• 25:04Bobby Lee?

  Leaning more to the left side.

• 25:05Speaker 02

  What the hell?

• 25:06Bobby Lee?

  More to the left side. I say right, but um. I say left cat.

• 25:11Speaker 02

  I got Jane Goodall legs?

• 25:13Bobby Lee?

  I mean, you're a Jane Goodall type of white.

• 25:16Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 25:16Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 25:17Speaker 03

  Very pretty cat.

• 25:18Bobby Lee?

  Very pretty, but in a natural way.

• 25:20Speaker 02

  She, she looks like the old lady in Titanic.

• 25:24Bobby Lee?

  Okay, let's move on.

• 25:25Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 25:25Bobby Lee?

  There you go. There we go, that's you.

• 25:26Speaker 02

  Oh yeah, that's my ex-boyfriend.

• 25:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I mean, look, I mean, look, nice legs.

• 25:33Speaker 02

  I, I vibe with that.

• 25:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:34Speaker 02

  Oh, they do look furry a little bit. Do you see?

• 25:37Bobby Lee?

  Well, she's out in the, you know what I mean, in the wild. Of course she's, she doesn't shave.

• 25:41Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 25:42Bobby Lee?

  But she was hot, huh?

• 25:43Speaker 02

  She was hot.

• 25:43Speaker 03

  She's very pretty.

• 25:44Bobby Lee?

  And wise.

• 25:45Speaker 03

  Cool.

• 25:46Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, so um, you didn't finish, I just, here's what I, here's what I wanted.

• 25:51Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 25:52Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 25:52Bobby Lee?

  Hypothetically, I, I, I wanted to hear what a girl would say about a guy and what he did. Much akin to like, you know what I mean?

• 26:01Speaker 02

  Like I.

• 26:01Bobby Lee?

  I rearranged their insides or whatever that was.

• 26:04Speaker 03

  I think that what we do probably like, we just.

• 26:07Bobby Lee?

  But make it up.

• 26:08Speaker 02

  I flossed my teeth with his pubes.

• 26:09Bobby Lee?

  And what'd you do? No, you went like that.

• 26:13Speaker 04

  That's what you did too.

• 26:16Speaker 03

  We're lost.

• 26:17Bobby Lee?

  We're lost.

• 26:17Speaker 03

  We're, we're getting, we're getting out of locker room.

• 26:19Bobby Lee?

  Let's go back to chives. I didn't even hear your chives though.

• 26:23Speaker 04

  Let's go back to chives, parsley, mint.

• 26:26Speaker 02

  Chives and quan.

• 26:27Speaker 04

  Uh, green onions.

• 26:29Speaker 02

  It's all the spicy.

• 26:30Speaker 04

  Eee. Oranges, bananas, fruits.

• 26:33Speaker 03

  Let's talk about the new year, let's reflect on the past year.

• 26:35Bobby Lee?

  Why can't I fit it to chives?

• 26:37Speaker 03

  Okay, sorry.

• 26:38Bobby Lee?

  He wants to talk about the chives. Now it's lost all momentum. No, it's still there. Weird, even.

• 26:43Speaker 04

  Potato.

• 26:44Bobby Lee?

  Spark your memory.

• 26:44Speaker 02

  Tell us the chive life.

• 26:46Speaker 04

  Sweet potato.

• 26:46Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 26:47Speaker 03

  Jung Kwan.

• 26:48Speaker 04

  A loaded baked potato with chives.

• 26:50Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 26:51Bobby Lee?

  So um, a New York Times writer was in New York, um, and um, the chef, what's his name again?

• 26:58Speaker 03

  Eric Repair.

• 26:59Bobby Lee?

  Eric Repair, one of the greatest chefs in the world, called this New York Times writer, he goes, I heard you rejected, um, cause she's doing a little, um, performance. And I heard you didn't want to go. He's like, I'm so busy doing, it's like a, it's a monk, what am I, you know what I mean, I'm gonna go there. And the, and Repair goes, it's life-changing.

• 27:20Bobby Lee?

  And so he goes, if Reparit says to go, he went. And he tasted the first dish, this New York time colonist, from this monk. And he goes, I need to go to Korea and be with her. And it changed his life.

• 27:36Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 27:37Bobby Lee?

  And um, she, I'll just give you another example of how beautiful this thing. He um, at one point, he's in her monastery and she goes, take a walk with me. You know, Ching Chung language.

• 27:56Speaker 00

  Alright, hi man.

• 27:56Bobby Lee?

  I knew I'd get you with that dude. You and I see eye to eye with racism. Eh, racist.

• 28:05Speaker 00

  Sorry.

• 28:06Speaker 03

  Why are you sorry?

• 28:07Bobby Lee?

  What are you sorry about? That's your heart.

• 28:11Bobby Lee?

  Okay. But he, he takes her to um, she takes him to a, like a creek, like a little far away from that monastery. And the um, you know, you can hear the insects and the birds and the, and the creek crackling, you know?

• 28:28Speaker 03

  The frogs.

• 28:29Bobby Lee?

  And the, yeah, yeah, there were frogs.

• 28:34Bobby Lee?

  How about this, at this point from the story, no animal noises? Don't add animals that weren't there, okay?

• 28:43Speaker 03

  Wait.

• 28:43Speaker 04

  You said there was frogs.

• 28:44Speaker 03

  Creeks don't crackle, brooks babble.

• 28:49Bobby Lee?

  I, I guess, okay.

• 28:52Speaker 00

  Callos dig a poem, this guy's ribbiting, I don't know what cats talk about black guys, I'm so.

• 28:58Speaker 00

  Happy New Year!

• 29:00Speaker 03

  I'm just okay.

• 29:01Bobby Lee?

  Happy New Year dude.

• 29:03Speaker 03

  I just never read, like, the crackling creek, I've always heard of babbling brook.

• 29:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 29:08Speaker 02

  Crackling fire, maybe?

• 29:09Speaker 03

  Yeah, crackling fire.

• 29:10Bobby Lee?

  There was no fire, I used the wrong, you know what I mean?

• 29:13Speaker 04

  Hello? A monk.

• 29:16Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, can you push pause on that, please?

• 29:20Bobby Lee?

  And he, whatever I'm about to say right now is gonna have no impact because of all the things that I said before, but I'm gonna say it anyway. And she goes, she goes, listen, and you know, two minutes, you know what I mean, he listened. And in English, she goes, orchestra.

• 29:41Bobby Lee?

  And it was a message of mindfulness and being in the moment and really listening to nature. And when I saw the docu- you know, so I was with a lady in my bed, we're watching it on, and we both started to cry.

• 29:59Speaker 03

  That's really special.

• 30:00Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 30:02Speaker 03

  What does orchestra mean to you?

• 30:04Bobby Lee?

  That, um, in this day and age with social media and our gadgets and this and that, it's a bunch of fucking, no, is that we're not even, we don't even listen, right? And here, nature, right?

• 30:20Bobby Lee?

  Is beautiful, just by listening, if we choose to listen.

• 30:24Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 30:25Bobby Lee?

  Right? And it's very grounding and... And you have to imagine, these monks, they don't have internet, they don't, they don't watch TV, they, they wake up at six in the morning, they cook for their other monks, and they meditate, and they have these routines, and just very grounded and living up here, you know? And, um, I know, it's just, I thought it was a beautiful fucking moment.

• 30:50Speaker 03

  Yeah, it is.

• 30:52Bobby Lee?

  Now, I know that it's a comedy podcast, and I, I know that we hit a wall now.

• 30:58Speaker 02

  What about the chives? Where do those come in? One of the chives in there.

• 31:02Bobby Lee?

  Well, um, it's an energy, um, ingredient. And it, it doesn't, um, it doesn't bode well with meditation and peacefulness. So she doesn't use garlic, chives, onions, these kind of pungent, um, ingredients, right? Because they disturb, although they, she said that they're beautiful and delicious, you know what I mean? But for a monk, they use soy, um, and other, um, more peaceful, you know what I mean? And the amount of things that she can make, and they're also very simple dishes. Look up the lotus flower tea.

• 31:43Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, that was a beautiful one.

• 31:47Bobby Lee?

  And, um... It's a photo.

• 31:50Speaker 02

  Where is she now, is she's in...

• 31:52Bobby Lee?

  She's in hell.

• 31:55Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? There was some fraud in her life.

• 31:57Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 31:58Bobby Lee?

  No kidding. She's still alive.

• 32:00Speaker 02

  And she's in Korea at the monastery?

• 32:02Bobby Lee?

  So this, this guy.

• 32:04Speaker 00

  Damn.

• 32:05Bobby Lee?

  See, see, he, it's just a, a lotus flower in warm water. And the way she does it, when he drank it, it changed his life. He goes, it's just more than water. It's the subtlety of a floral quality. And he had never tasted anything like it. It drove him to go to Korea to, to live with her. And, um, anyone listening, if you have chef's table, third episode, third season, first episode, it's a very, um, strong episode when it comes to mindfulness and being in the moment and really life-changing for me.

• 32:46Bobby Lee?

  And, uh, it's the way I want to live my life.

• 32:48Speaker 02

  Yeah?

• 32:49Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 32:50Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 32:52Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 32:52Speaker 03

  What are your, what are your projections for this next year?

• 32:55Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 32:57Speaker 03

  For yourself?

• 32:57Bobby Lee?

  I'll tell, I'll tell you this, um, since we're in serious mode.

• 33:04Bobby Lee?

  Wee. Sorry. I just can't help it. Sometimes I go into it. Anyway, my, what'd you say?

• 33:16Bobby Lee?

  I forgot what you said.

• 33:18Speaker 03

  I didn't say nothing.

• 33:19Speaker 00

  What do you look forward to this year?

• 33:21Speaker 03

  You were gonna get into, um, your projections.

• 33:22Bobby Lee?

  That's what I asked.

• 33:23Speaker 03

  Oh, okay, sorry.

• 33:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. What's wrong with you?

• 33:25Speaker 03

  Nothing. What's wrong with you?

• 33:26Speaker 00

  She asked the question that you did a monologue and forgot.

• 33:29Speaker 03

  And then I forgot that I hadn't even asked the question.

• 33:31Bobby Lee?

  I mean, do you live in Xanadu? Like, what's up with the glasses?

• 33:36Speaker 02

  Oh, come on. They look cool.

• 33:37Speaker 04

  They look cool, man. They're Ray-Bans, man.

• 33:40Speaker 00

  Are those Meta?

• 33:41Speaker 03

  No, they're not. They're just Ray-Bans.

• 33:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:43Speaker 04

  Pretty cool.

• 33:43Speaker 02

  They're cool and funky.

• 33:44Speaker 03

  Thank you.

• 33:45Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 33:45Speaker 04

  Funky town.

• 33:46Speaker 02

  Funky town. You know what? This is kind of an orchestra a little bit, right?

• 33:50Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 33:51Bobby Lee?

  What is?

• 33:52Speaker 03

  It's too much noise. Okay.

• 33:53Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 33:55Bobby Lee?

  I mean, do you want to have some silent time?

• 33:57Speaker 02

  No, no.

• 33:57Bobby Lee?

  We've never done that on this pod.

• 34:00Speaker 00

  Let's avoid that. Let's avoid that for the listeners.

• 34:06Speaker 03

  Wait, go on with your projection.

• 34:07Bobby Lee?

  I will!

• 34:08Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 34:09Bobby Lee?

  God!

• 34:10Speaker 03

  Sorry.

• 34:11Bobby Lee?

  What is going on here?

• 34:13Speaker 02

  God!

• 34:14Bobby Lee?

  I wanna go at my pace.

• 34:15Speaker 03

  Okay, sorry.

• 34:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah? I have no idea what is going on here, dude.

• 34:19Speaker 00

  Go, man.

• 34:20Bobby Lee?

  Right? All this talk about jumbling innards and I have no idea what's going on here.

• 34:26Speaker 00

  Right.

• 34:27Speaker 02

  Jumbling innards?

• 34:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:28Speaker 02

  Jumbled his innards.

• 34:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 34:33Bobby Lee?

  Um...

• 34:34Speaker 03

  That's a good one.

• 34:35Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 34:36Speaker 03

  I cracked his creek.

• 34:37Speaker 02

  Yeah!

• 34:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, now you're thinking, do it in the improv. When we did it, not now. Anyway, um, God, talk about...

• 34:45Speaker 00

  Talk about...

• 34:46Bobby Lee?

  Laxadecical mind.

• 34:50Bobby Lee?

  Alright?

• 34:50Speaker 03

  I'm ready.

• 34:51Bobby Lee?

  Good to see you. Um, my, honestly? I don't have a plan and I don't care.

• 34:59Speaker 03

  Amazing.

• 34:59Speaker 02

  That's awesome.

• 35:00Bobby Lee?

  I real- honestly, I don't- you know what's so- this last year, something happened to me. I don't care. Now, I care about my life and my loved ones and I care about what I'm doing from day to day, moment to moment. But when it comes to outside noise and the things that... Like, I haven't read a comment in a year. I don't care what people say about me. I- I'm completely out of it. Like, I don't really, truly don't care.

• 35:28Speaker 03

  You've ascended.

• 35:29Bobby Lee?

  I don't know if I've ascended, I'm just like, I don't care.

• 35:32Speaker 03

  But that is ascending.

• 35:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:34Speaker 03

  I think that you're just like, you know, being like...

• 35:38Bobby Lee?

  Cause in the last five, six years, you know what I mean, I would read things and get all fucking huffy puffy about it. And when I just kinda woke up and I'm like, "I'm not doing this anymore."

• 35:46Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 35:47Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? And it's made my life... You know, and I have friends that are comics that read still. And they come to me and they're like, "Oh, my gosh, he read that on Reddit or whatever." And I'm like, "What do you- I don't even know how to get on Reddit."

• 36:02Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah, no.

• 36:03Bobby Lee?

  You know that, right? I don't know how to log on to it. I don't know how to do it. And it's like, I could learn, but I know that it's a place of pure pain.

• 36:11Speaker 03

  Yeah, it is.

• 36:12Bobby Lee?

  So I'm- yeah, so I go, "What are you reading that for? It has nothing to do with you."

• 36:21Speaker 03

  Amen.

• 36:21Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? And it's like, you're too afraid of losing things. Right? But you know what? I have nothing to lose. Because it's like, all these things that I said, "Oh, I want a film career," or, you know what I mean? Or Hollywood and this and that. I've already had a funeral with that. You know what I mean? Today, I got a call from, um, somebody going, "So-and-so, big star, wants to do a movie with you. Do you want to do it?" I go, "Not really."

• 36:56Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? And they're like, "It's a good script." I go, "Oh, maybe. I don't know." Because if I do it or don't, it's just not going to change who I am or where... I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be, and I, I love my life. You know what I mean? And I, uh... What are you clapping about?

• 37:14Speaker 02

  That's nice.

• 37:15Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's really good.

• 37:15Bobby Lee?

  It took me thirty years to get there.

• 37:18Speaker 02

  Yeah, but that's nice.

• 37:19Bobby Lee?

  Every day, I was consumed about my career and where I'm going, then this and that. And if I, if we all, everyone in this room took a step back, we're all doing well. We're healthy, we have loved ones. Not, not to say that I'm not going to pursue comedy and this podcast. I will continue to do this for the rest of my life. But it's like, you know, when people, like, do I ask? Rarely do I ask, "What are the numbers?" Right? I don't care. If you say, "Ten people are now listening," I'll still do it. Because we did it for free the first time.

• 37:59Speaker 03

  Couple of years, yeah.

• 38:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 38:01Speaker 03

  Gilbert...

• 38:02Bobby Lee?

  What's the difference?

• 38:02Speaker 03

  A Lyft driver.

• 38:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. No, I mean, that's being said, you know, um, I don't know what, if, I, I, I, and I pray that I'm going, I will be like this. That if, for instance, there's a huge slippage in my career and I can't make money...

• 38:20Bobby Lee?

  The only fear would be at that point is what else would I do? But I think that I'd figure it out and I love animals.

• 38:28Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 38:28Bobby Lee?

  I love, um, you know, I honestly, I wanna do, so you know, you know, tyranniums?

• 38:35Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 38:36Speaker 00

  I've been watching those YouTube videos.

• 38:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. So I contacted a guy that does tyranniums and I go, I don't even know how to get started, but I wanna build one.

• 38:44Speaker 03

  For what kind of animal?

• 38:45Speaker 02

  What, big ones?

• 38:46Bobby Lee?

  Like you have like little, like, I mean, spider monks or whatever. I don't know what they're called.

• 38:49Speaker 00

  Spider monks?

• 38:49Bobby Lee?

  I just created.

• 38:51Speaker 00

  A spider monk?

• 38:52Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no.

• 38:53Speaker 03

  A frog?

• 38:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like, like little spit frogs or whatever.

• 38:55Speaker 02

  Oh, like cricket?

• 38:56Speaker 03

  Yeah, tyranniums.

• 38:57Bobby Lee?

  Cricket, like I have a tyrannium.

• 38:59Speaker 00

  My favorite's this guy.

• 38:59Bobby Lee?

  Not that big.

• 39:00Speaker 00

  He's called Ants Canada. He just stores ants everywhere.

• 39:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I don't want a tyrannium that big.

• 39:05Speaker 00

  He's Filipino.

• 39:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. That's too big.

• 39:07Speaker 06

  I want one.

• 39:08Speaker 03

  Oh, like millipedes and stuff like that?

• 39:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I would like to have.

• 39:11Speaker 03

  Can you do one with just roly-polies?

• 39:13Speaker 02

  Oh, that'd be great.

• 39:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'll have a roly-poly one. That's a good one.

• 39:16Speaker 00

  Just roly-poly?

• 39:16Speaker 03

  Yeah, just roly-poly. Cause like everyone does, like, I don't like the whole exotic game. Cause I feel like that's like not, that's cruel.

• 39:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:25Speaker 03

  To keep like exotics from different lands and like an enclosed thing in your home for what? Just to kind of watch them. It seems cruel to me, but roly-polies seem like maybe they would like.

• 39:37Bobby Lee?

  Those, those.

• 39:38Speaker 00

  Right there.

• 39:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're like roly-polies fucking.

• 39:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:43Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 39:44Bobby Lee?

  No, but you know, that I have an interest in, I've always been interested in that. Um, there's other things that I've.

• 39:52Speaker 02

  Do you get to go inside it?

• 39:53Bobby Lee?

  No, you're not gonna go inside. What, live with them?

• 39:55Speaker 03

  Can I tell you a horror story?

• 39:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, tell me a horror story about roly-polies.

• 39:58Speaker 03

  No, about just like tyranniums.

• 40:01Bobby Lee?

  The roly-poly 1964 massacre.

• 40:05Speaker 03

  So I was in, I was in college and this guy couldn't, um, take care of his two basclics. They're like these, like those lizards that run across water. They like, like Jesus lizards, they call them.

• 40:17Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 40:18Speaker 03

  And I knew nothing about basclics. I was like, but I didn't want him to die. I didn't want him to just ditch him. So I was like, hey dude, I will take care of these basclics. And I had already like a rescued tarantula named Charlie that I was like caring for. And he was a desert tarantula that we had rescued and I also rescued, um. Anyways, I love rescuing animals. My roommate at that time, my theory is that she took like a roach killer. And she killed all of my animals in one weekend that I was gone.

• 40:47Bobby Lee?

  Okay, we need to know the name. She needs consequences.

• 40:50Speaker 03

  I can't prove it is why. I can't prove it, but when I left, they were healthy. I was gone for like a day and a half.

• 40:55Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna rearrange her insides.

• 40:56Speaker 02

  Yeah, but not the good kind.

• 40:58Bobby Lee?

  But not in a sexual way.

• 40:59Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 40:59Speaker 03

  And they were like happy and robust and healthy when I left. When I came back, they were all dead. And I, I really to this day think like she killed them.

• 41:09Bobby Lee?

  Did you confront her?

• 41:11Speaker 03

  I asked her what happened. She was like, well, I don't know. You know, she played, but then we were already kind of like not on good terms because I was suspecting things. Like she would leave the house with like head to toe, like in my clothes. And like not tell me about things. So like we were, there was already some like strain there.

• 41:25Bobby Lee?

  What does that mean, head to toe?

• 41:26Speaker 03

  Like she wore my hat, my socks, my underwear. And I'd be like, what the hell? Everything. It was weird. There was some weird things happening with her. So I suspected that she killed.

• 41:35Bobby Lee?

  What are you shocked about?

• 41:37Speaker 02

  Did she ask you?

• 41:38Speaker 03

  It's weird, right?

• 41:39Bobby Lee?

  Who cares?

• 41:40Speaker 04

  Who cares?

• 41:41Speaker 02

  The underwear is weird.

• 41:42Bobby Lee?

  If somebody wore all, head to toe, right?

• 41:44Speaker 00

  You show up to the Comedy Store, you see Hameh there, he's dressed in all your clothes.

• 41:47Speaker 02

  Your underwear.

• 41:48Bobby Lee?

  I would laugh.

• 41:50Speaker 04

  I would laugh too.

• 41:51Bobby Lee?

  Because I can't wear them again. It'd be so stretched out, the clothes.

• 41:56Bobby Lee?

  In your face, dude.

• 41:59Bobby Lee?

  Just don't do it, dude.

• 42:00Speaker 04

  No, I heard it. I just ignored it. So.

• 42:03Bobby Lee?

  But you, you know why? Because you're practicing mindfulness.

• 42:06Speaker 03

  Oh, you're ascending too?

• 42:07Bobby Lee?

  You're ascending.

• 42:08Speaker 04

  Yeah, to the third eye or something.

• 42:12Speaker 03

  Or something.

• 42:13Bobby Lee?

  Third eye?

• 42:14Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 42:14Bobby Lee?

  What does third eye mean to you? Exactly.

• 42:19Speaker 03

  Exactly.

• 42:19Bobby Lee?

  Exactly, dude. He can count. Guys, he can count.

• 42:23Speaker 04

  Guys, I can count.

• 42:26Bobby Lee?

  Only to three, but.

• 42:29Bobby Lee?

  That's great, dude. Wow, so that happened?

• 42:31Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 42:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I have some gossip.

• 42:34Speaker 03

  Oh, I want to know.

• 42:35Bobby Lee?

  But I can't name names.

• 42:36Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 42:37Speaker 00

  Okay. Make them up.

• 42:38Speaker 04

  We'll cut them out.

• 42:39Speaker 03

  Does it involve like animals passing away? Because that bums me out.

• 42:42Speaker 02

  Yeah, me too.

• 42:42Bobby Lee?

  It involves comedians.

• 42:44Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 42:45Speaker 00

  With animals?

• 42:46Speaker 03

  I'm sad.

• 42:46Bobby Lee?

  There's no animals involved.

• 42:48Speaker 03

  Okay, good, good, good.

• 42:48Speaker 04

  Jesus Christ. Go on, buddy.

• 42:52Speaker 02

  His third eye is open.

• 42:53Bobby Lee?

  God, your eyes are still open right? Like your third?

• 42:57Speaker 04

  Go on, go on, go on.

• 42:59Bobby Lee?

  Never mind, never mind. Never mind.

• 43:01Speaker 04

  Cheese, Christians.

• 43:02Speaker 02

  Wait, tell us, do you say Christians?

• 43:05Speaker 04

  Remember he was moaning and he's like, Christians.

• 43:09Speaker 02

  Last episode.

• 43:10Speaker 04

  The BlueChew ad?

• 43:11Speaker 00

  He thinks about that every day.

• 43:12Bobby Lee?

  I think there's a delay. I realize, I think today, there's a delay in this room.

• 43:18Speaker 02

  With all of us.

• 43:19Bobby Lee?

  With everybody.

• 43:19Speaker 02

  Everyone.

• 43:20Speaker 04

  No, it's because I'm drinking coffee, so.

• 43:21Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 43:25Speaker 04

  I always laugh at it because he's a Christian and he's like moaning for a BlueChew ad.

• 43:29Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 43:30Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 43:31Bobby Lee?

  Who, George?

• 43:32Speaker 04

  No.

• 43:32Speaker 02

  No Gilbert.

• 43:33Bobby Lee?

  Oh Gilbert?

• 43:33Speaker 04

  And then you're like, Christians, come on.

• 43:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Will you not bring his religion into this?

• 43:40Speaker 04

  Go ahead. Talk about your story, we'll cut.

• 43:43Bobby Lee?

  I don't even know what I was talking about.

• 43:44Speaker 02

  The gossip, the gossip, the gossip, yeah.

• 43:47Bobby Lee?

  We have to tread lightly.

• 43:48Speaker 00

  Tread heavy, it's okay. I'll take care of you. Hey, Kat and I may have some New Year's resolutions.

• 43:53Speaker 02

  Oh, they're for you.

• 43:56Speaker 04

  Yeah, we're perfect the way we are.

• 43:57Speaker 02

  Yeah, they're New Year's resolutions for you.

• 43:59Speaker 04

  No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh.

• 44:03Speaker 02

  Maybe you can come up with New Year's resolutions for us.

• 44:06Speaker 00

  After you, after you hear theirs.

• 44:10Speaker 00

  All right. Who'd like to go first?

• 44:12Speaker 02

  Hi, maybe.

• 44:12Speaker 04

  Kat?

• 44:13Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 44:13Speaker 04

  All right, I'll go first.

• 44:14Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 44:15Speaker 04

  Bobby. Bobby Lee, Robert Lee. Robert E. Lee.

• 44:20Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead.

• 44:21Speaker 04

  Fascinating.

• 44:24Speaker 04

  Read more. That's, that's a good resolution. Read books, I don't know.

• 44:30Speaker 04

  Drink less Red Bull. It's bad for you. Hey. Eat some greens. Eat more chives.

• 44:37Bobby Lee?

  Well, I, I like these. No, I know that you care. The little things between.

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• 45:47Bobby Lee?

  The haze and all that stuff?

• 45:49Speaker 03

  And the this.

• 45:50Bobby Lee?

  And the clapping and it snaps, right? Yeah, I know that one, yeah. Can you resort from doing that?

• 45:57Speaker 04

  Okay, yeah, yeah.

• 45:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, because it doesn't seem real when you're...

• 46:00Speaker 04

  Okay, read more.

• 46:03Speaker 04

  Drink less Red Bulls, it's bad for you. Eat more greens for your diet. If you don't eat greens right now.

• 46:13Bobby Lee?

  I'm sorry, how do you know that?

• 46:14Speaker 04

  I don't know.

• 46:15Bobby Lee?

  I eat a lot of greens.

• 46:16Speaker 04

  Well, you farted and I smelt it and it doesn't smell greeny. It smells unhealthy. Greens will help you with your digestive system. Okay?

• 46:29Bobby Lee?

  Damn.

• 46:31Speaker 04

  Maybe find love, like everybody.

• 46:33Speaker 03

  That's nice.

• 46:34Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's a good one, yeah.

• 46:38Speaker 04

  And just don't overwork yourself.

• 46:40Bobby Lee?

  There you go.

• 46:41Speaker 03

  That's a good one.

• 46:42Speaker 04

  Relax. Take a life day by day, you know?

• 46:47Bobby Lee?

  Andrew does claim it.

• 46:48Speaker 03

  Go to San Diego. "Take a life day by day," he said.

• 46:52Speaker 04

  Take life day by day.

• 46:54Speaker 03

  Catch a body. He goes, "Take a life." Catch a body day by day.

• 46:57Speaker 04

  Catch a body every day, you know? And just be cool. Be Bobby, be who you are, be true to yourself.

• 47:12Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's mine. Just enjoy life, people, whoever's watching.

• 47:20Bobby Lee?

  Can we address some of them, or?

• 47:24Speaker 04

  Take a-

• 47:25Bobby Lee?

  Read a book.

• 47:28Speaker 04

  I know you'd read, but-

• 47:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 47:31Bobby Lee?

  You read a book.

• 47:36Bobby Lee?

  I mean, for a guy that's never read a book, to tell someb- No, you haven't.

• 47:41Speaker 04

  You haven't.

• 47:41Speaker 03

  What books have you read lately?

• 47:44Speaker 07

  Me or Bobby?

• 47:45Speaker 03

  You?

• 47:46Speaker 04

  Not lately.

• 47:48Speaker 07

  Who has read a book most recently?

• 47:51Bobby Lee?

  Cause last night when I went to bed, I was reading Scott Galloway's new book. And I really like it.

• 47:57Speaker 02

  I don't know who that is, but that sounds impressive.

• 47:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so, um, thank you. Cat?

• 48:05Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 48:09Speaker 02

  Don't beat me up when you see me.

• 48:14Bobby Lee?

  Damn, bro. Jesus.

• 48:18Speaker 03

  Impossible.

• 48:19Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 48:22Speaker 02

  Let me hug you sometimes.

• 48:25Bobby Lee?

  Intimacy.

• 48:26Speaker 03

  Receive love, receive love.

• 48:27Speaker 07

  How about we start that now?

• 48:32Speaker 02

  To hug, to hug you? Okay, can I hug you?

• 48:37Speaker 03

  Get in here, shot here.

• 48:42Bobby Lee?

  What was the last time you hugged-

• 48:42Speaker 03

  Make him be sincere, Bobby.

• 48:44Bobby Lee?

  Just don't do a bit.

• 48:46Speaker 03

  Lean in and don't do the ass out thing.

• 48:57Speaker 02

  You don't really like me.

• 49:00Bobby Lee?

  That's nice.

• 49:00Speaker 04

  It's nice.

• 49:04Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 49:04Speaker 00

  Cat, continue your look.

• 49:05Bobby Lee?

  So, uh, don't be, uh, more hogs, go ahead.

• 49:08Speaker 02

  Okay, um, I think you can be kinder to yourself and not be so, um, hard on yourself, especially when you perform comedy. You're your own worst critic and you're very exceptional. So just think about that and, uh, maybe get your butthole checked, cause, um, last time we looked at it, there was, it looked a bit off. It was darker. The color was a little bit odd.

• 49:30Speaker 03

  Colonoscopy.

• 49:31Speaker 02

  Colonoscopy.

• 49:32Bobby Lee?

  What color should it be?

• 49:34Speaker 02

  I don't think it's-

• 49:35Speaker 03

  The original.

• 49:35Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 49:36Bobby Lee?

  Original color.

• 49:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, what it was before.

• 49:39Bobby Lee?

  What was it before?

• 49:39Speaker 03

  Pink. Not that.

• 49:40Bobby Lee?

  (laughing) O- o- okay. Describe to me what it was, cause I don't look at it.

• 49:47Speaker 03

  Okay, so what it was before-

• 49:49Bobby Lee?

  So what it wa- what it wa- before and after?

• 49:51Speaker 03

  There was more of like a uniformity. It was like, okay, there was a gradual darkening, um, but then you're like, oh, that's not like alarming in any way, like, cause that part's supposed to be a little bit darker. But what happens now is like, there's white skin and then boom, there's like markedly dark, dark, dark-

• 50:11Bobby Lee?

  Okay, can I-

• 50:11Speaker 03

  -like, skin, like, but not just your asshole, but like, the whole area, so it's like shocking.

• 50:16Bobby Lee?

  Let me talk to you about, um, you think that the elevator in The Shining is red? It is, cause of all that blood.

• 50:24Speaker 03

  It- So you're saying you have a lot of blood there?

• 50:27Speaker 02

  Do you have a shitty butt?

• 50:28Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm just saying, is is that when a certain color goes through an apparatus or an opening, eventually that opening will turn that color.

• 50:38Speaker 00

  Slight stain, yeah.

• 50:39Bobby Lee?

  Thank you.

• 50:40Speaker 02

  So, uh, is it, what's going in th- what? What happened?

• 50:46Speaker 03

  Just gonna colonoscopy.

• 50:47Speaker 02

  Oh, poo, oh!

• 50:48Speaker 00

  Fucking shit going through my asshole.

• 50:50Speaker 03

  Holy shit going through your ball sack and to your dick, cause that area's also gotten really dark.

• 50:55Speaker 02

  Is it a BBC now?

• 50:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's British Broadcasting.

• 50:59Speaker 00

  Cock.

• 51:02Speaker 03

  Okay, let's move on. Keep going, Kat.

• 51:04Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 51:05Speaker 07

  Bobby has a call in like, four minutes.

• 51:08Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 51:08Bobby Lee?

  You know what? I'm gonna do the call on Tiger Belly.

• 51:11Speaker 07

  Okay.

• 51:12Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 51:12Bobby Lee?

  Let's do business on Tiger Belly.

• 51:13Speaker 02

  Um, have a kid? Maybe that could be fun for you?

• 51:18Speaker 04

  I already said that.

• 51:19Speaker 02

  Oh, you said have a kid too?

• 51:20Speaker 04

  No, I said find love.

• 51:22Speaker 02

  Oh, find love, okay.

• 51:23Speaker 03

  That's different, I think. Yeah, Kat, were you cheating off the time? Level up.

• 51:27Speaker 02

  And then, um, oh, uh, maybe try, uh, well, this is gonna make him mad, but cigarettes.

• 51:34Bobby Lee?

  It's not gonna make me mad. You know, I've been really thinking about it.

• 51:37Speaker 02

  Really?

• 51:37Bobby Lee?

  As of late, yeah.

• 51:38Speaker 02

  Yeah, cuz it's just, you need to, it's better for you.

• 51:42Speaker 03

  Try quitting?

• 51:42Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 51:43Speaker 04

  Quitting.

• 51:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think so too. And you know what? Those were better than Jaime's.

• 51:48Speaker 04

  You're welcome.

• 51:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 51:50Speaker 04

  What's wrong with mine?

• 51:51Speaker 03

  There's not-

• 51:52Speaker 04

  Alright, okay.

• 51:52Bobby Lee?

  Read?

• 51:54Speaker 02

  Yeah, the book, I think the book-

• 51:55Speaker 03

  Not personal enough.

• 51:56Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 51:56Bobby Lee?

  That wasn't personal enough. This one, she cares. Yours is just like, what the fuck are you talking about? You know what I mean? Be kinder was one of your-

• 52:06Speaker 04

  I didn't, I said, um, be like-

• 52:08Bobby Lee?

  Be nice. I am nice.

• 52:09Speaker 04

  To yourself.

• 52:11Bobby Lee?

  I am nice to myself. You don't think I'm nice to myself?

• 52:14Speaker 04

  No.

• 52:15Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 52:15Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 52:16Bobby Lee?

  Oh, then, okay, touche.

• 52:20Bobby Lee?

  What'd I say about that?

• 52:21Speaker 04

  It's my new thing. I'm doing it on stage.

• 52:24Speaker 07

  Oh, are you really?

• 52:25Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, okay. Do you have one for me?

• 52:28Speaker 03

  I didn't make a list, no.

• 52:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't have a list for you there.

• 52:31Speaker 02

  Thank you.

• 52:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:33Speaker 02

  Did you give us New Year's resolutions?

• 52:34Speaker 04

  Give us?

• 52:35Speaker 07

  Give some new comics some, uh-

• 52:36Bobby Lee?

  I, I never thought about, thought about it. But, um... I can just try to think of stuff.

• 52:44Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 52:45Bobby Lee?

  Alright, Jaime, um...

• 52:48Bobby Lee?

  Be less jiggly.

• 52:49Speaker 04

  Hey.

• 52:50Speaker 03

  Oh my god.

• 52:51Speaker 07

  I love that.

• 52:52Speaker 04

  I'll take that one too for me.

• 52:53Bobby Lee?

  It's just too jiggly, your motions.

• 52:56Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 52:56Speaker 07

  Emotion, emotion.

• 52:58Bobby Lee?

  Not emotion, motion, while he's in motion.

• 53:01Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 53:02Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? It's like, I'm in the green room, right? I hear a jiggle, right? I know who's coming in the room.

• 53:10Speaker 04

  It's me.

• 53:10Bobby Lee?

  If you want to hear it, I can do it. You know what I mean?

• 53:14Speaker 04

  Eating a mango.

• 53:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 53:15Speaker 02

  And it's a vagina.

• 53:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 53:17Speaker 02

  Cause it's a mango, remember?

• 53:18Bobby Lee?

  So, don't be as jiggly.

• 53:19Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 53:19Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Uh, number two, pace yourself. Comedy wise.

• 53:25Speaker 04

  Good.

• 53:26Bobby Lee?

  You want to get there.

• 53:28Speaker 04

  But not now.

• 53:29Bobby Lee?

  I mean, well, when you were at the Ice House the other day, you were saying that.

• 53:33Speaker 04

  That's locker room, that's green room talk.

• 53:35Speaker 07

  Yeah, that's green room talk, Bobby.

• 53:36Bobby Lee?

  It's not green room talk, alright?

• 53:38Speaker 04

  That's green room talk, man.

• 53:39Bobby Lee?

  I did thirty-six minutes on stage. And immediately, this is what you said.

• 53:44Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 53:44Bobby Lee?

  When I was here, I did thirty-six minutes.

• 53:47Speaker 07

  I think you said thirty-seven.

• 53:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you did thirty-seven. And you were trying to one-up me.

• 53:51Speaker 04

  No, I just.

• 53:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. You know, um, I'm trying, I'm trying to tighten my set. Cause I'm about to do a special. Right? So there's no fluff in it. Not that there was fluff in your thirty-seven minutes.

• 54:08Bobby Lee?

  No? Tight?

• 54:09Speaker 04

  No, it's not tight.

• 54:10Bobby Lee?

  Fluff?

• 54:11Speaker 07

  Tight ten minutes on oranges, but I loved every minute of it, so, uh.

• 54:14Bobby Lee?

  You know, I, I, I, I'm sorry Colonel, um.

• 54:18Speaker 07

  I was gonna say.

• 54:20Bobby Lee?

  I, I want everyone to know what George Kimmel has become, alright?

• 54:24Speaker 07

  Positive.

• 54:24Bobby Lee?

  No, no, what George Kimmel, no, and, and Gilbert can attest to that, right? Okay? George Kimmel is now Tom Hanks in the Elvis Presley movie, alright? And Jaime is Austin Butler, right?

• 54:38Speaker 04

  It's crazy to say.

• 54:39Bobby Lee?

  It's crazy to say, right?

• 54:40Speaker 07

  Hot.

• 54:41Bobby Lee?

  And you see something in him Elvis-like.

• 54:44Speaker 04

  Cha-ching!

• 54:45Bobby Lee?

  So I want to know what you see in, in Elvis here?

• 54:48Speaker 07

  A natural.

• 54:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay, a natural. You see a natural.

• 54:52Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 54:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so you're putting all your money on it.

• 54:56Speaker 04

  Hot fish every day?

• 54:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:59Speaker 02

  Thought to be sure.

• 55:00Speaker 04

  You're going to be a star.

• 55:01Speaker 02

  You're going to be the star.

• 55:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, that's incredible.

• 55:04Speaker 03

  That's also like Tom Hanks's like worst role he's ever done. Like ever, like I'd never, I'm so confused.

• 55:11Bobby Lee?

  He was great. Austin Butler.

• 55:13Speaker 03

  Austin Butler, yes.

• 55:15Bobby Lee?

  I think the best betrayal though was Chalamet in A Complete Unknown.

• 55:19Speaker 03

  I think so too.

• 55:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you didn't see it.

• 55:21Speaker 03

  I, for the umpteenth time, I called you right after I saw it.

• 55:24Bobby Lee?

  How good was he?

• 55:25Speaker 03

  So good.

• 55:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. What? Okay, I, now, here we, no, we're gonna close it, we're gonna do the Zoom call, I don't know what it is about, but we've never done this, let's experiment.

• 55:35Speaker 03

  Who are we calling?

• 55:36Bobby Lee?

  I have no idea who this is. It's a business call, isn't it? It's a business call.

• 55:39Speaker 03

  Uh oh.

• 55:40Bobby Lee?

  Oh. Let's just see what happens there.

• 55:42Speaker 05

  Loose signal in the middle of this.

• 55:43Speaker 06

  Bobby Lee, how are you?

• 55:45Bobby Lee?

  I don't see anybody. Anyway, I'm, you guys are all on my podcast right now FYI, because I'm in the middle of a podcast.

• 55:52Speaker 02

  Hi Mike.

• 55:53Speaker 05

  This is being recorded and projected to the world.

• 55:56Speaker 06

  Shall we let you get back to your podcast?

• 55:58Bobby Lee?

  Yes, thank you so much, I love you guys, thank you so much for being involved.

• 56:02Speaker 06

  I appreciate the commitment to the meeting though Bobby.

• 56:04Bobby Lee?

  Bye bye.

• 56:05Speaker 02

  What happened to being the ape lady?

• 56:10Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so, I'm doing, I'm doing a special for Hulu. In the special, there's a gorilla in it, right? And um, Cat's playing a character in it. I also need a gorilla in it. And um, you know, I was gonna go to Central Casting and find somebody, but I think that we have gorilla types in the room, you know what I mean? I mean, my number one guy that would be the best gorilla is Alex.

• 56:34Speaker 03

  Alex is, yeah.

• 56:36Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? The body shape, I mean. The body shape and also his um,

• 56:42Bobby Lee?

  his brain's not fully developed. He's great. He updates on his music and his film choices. Oh, because of his. It's the, you know, if you ever want, everyone listening right now, if you ever want a suggestion to see a movie or what's the new band to listen to, do not call Alex.

• 56:59Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 57:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, it's gutter. But I love you as a human, you know what I mean, but you know.

• 57:05Speaker 02

  Or as an ape. I love you as an ape.

• 57:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. But anyway, does that make you mad what I just said? I know you disagree. He does.

• 57:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, alright, so let's do some gorilla auditions.

• 57:18Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 57:19Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so go ahead Jaime.

• 57:20Speaker 03

  I'm ready, you go first.

• 57:21Speaker 02

  Are you gonna slate?

• 57:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, slate your name, slate your name.

• 57:25Speaker 04

  Um, okay, what, what's the script? What do you want me to do?

• 57:28Speaker 03

  It's Jaime Garcia, I'm here to play gorilla.

• 57:31Bobby Lee?

  You don't know what a slate means?

• 57:32Speaker 02

  You have to.

• 57:32Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 57:33Bobby Lee?

  What does that mean?

• 57:34Speaker 04

  I'm Jaime Garcia, I'm 5'6".

• 57:38Bobby Lee?

  There we go.

• 57:39Speaker 04

  300 pounds, and I'm auditioning for a gorilla on a Robert Lee special.

• 57:45Bobby Lee?

  Okay. And action.

• 57:51Bobby Lee?

  What else? Cut. Wow.

• 57:54Speaker 00

  That was the last "whoop" was good.

• 57:55Bobby Lee?

  Very good. Gilbert, eh, slate please.

• 57:59Speaker 00

  Hi, I'm Gilbert Galon. Oh, Hollywood. I'm with, uh, Buckwald Talent, uh, and...

• 58:06Bobby Lee?

  A who? Whatever?

• 58:07Speaker 00

  Buckwald Talent.

• 58:09Bobby Lee?

  Is that a part of UTA or one of the other?

• 58:12Speaker 00

  Uh, it's just me. I'm Buckwald. I'm my own agent.

• 58:17Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so, and, um, action.

• 58:30Bobby Lee?

  Cut.

• 58:30Speaker 03

  Good, good.

• 58:31Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 58:32Speaker 00

  Buckwald Talent.

• 58:33Bobby Lee?

  That is Buckwald Talent.

• 58:34Speaker 02

  That is Buckwald Talent.

• 58:35Bobby Lee?

  Hey, uh, my assistant, oh, excuse me. Write down Buckwald Talent. That's a really good talent.

• 58:39Speaker 02

  Buckwald Talent.

• 58:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, really good.

• 58:41Speaker 02

  I love the intention.

• 58:42Bobby Lee?

  And, um, Alex?

• 58:44Speaker 03

  Get on the mic, Alex.

• 58:46Speaker 04

  Alright, my name is Alex Costa, I'm 5'6", 240.

• 58:50Speaker 00

  What talent agency?

• 58:51Speaker 04

  Um, I'm with Gilbert Galon's Talent Agency.

• 58:53Speaker 00

  Buckwald.

• 58:55Speaker 04

  This is Buckwalds.

• 58:58Bobby Lee?

  Look up Gilbert's. Anyway, and, uh, action.

• 59:08Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 59:10Speaker 04

  A lot of practice as a gorilla.

• 59:13Speaker 00

  The tag was crazy.

• 59:14Bobby Lee?

  The tag was crazy. I'm a guerrilla guy.

• 59:17Speaker 02

  That's awesome.

• 59:17Bobby Lee?

  You're selling yourself too much, thank you.

• 59:20Speaker 02

  That was really good.

• 59:21Bobby Lee?

  I'm a guerrilla. I'll take it. Okay, next one.

• 59:24Speaker 07

  Uh, George T. Kimmel with Buckwild Talent.

• 59:27Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, wait. Thank you for coming. Already lost it.

• 59:32Speaker 07

  Thank you for coming.

• 59:33Bobby Lee?

  Thank you for coming.

• 59:36Speaker 07

  Put him in the room, you know, put him in the room.

• 59:39Bobby Lee?

  It's, sir, get out of the room. We have other people auditioning. Anyway, so what's your name? He's not doing it.

• 59:50Speaker 04

  I'd like to re-audition.

• 59:53Speaker 07

  I'm with Buckwild.

• 59:55Bobby Lee?

  I think the role goes to George Kimmel.

• 1:00:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:03Speaker 04

  Hey, y'all.

• 1:00:06Bobby Lee?

  You know what? Yeah, give me, give me yours.

• 1:00:08Speaker 02

  Yeah, George, you need to hear a George.

• 1:00:10Speaker 07

  No, no.

• 1:00:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you have to.

• 1:00:11Speaker 00

  That's a big uphill climb.

• 1:00:13Bobby Lee?

  In comedy, the last one has to be the funniest.

• 1:00:18Speaker 02

  They were so good, I was like, I have to break stuff, I think.

• 1:00:21Bobby Lee?

  And, George, please, and action.

• 1:00:23Speaker 07

  Howdy, George T. Kimmel from Buckwild Talent Agency.

• 1:00:26Speaker 02

  Buckwild.

• 1:00:28Speaker 07

  I'm from Buckwild.

• 1:00:29Speaker 02

  Oh, there's two.

• 1:00:29Speaker 00

  He's from Buckwild.

• 1:00:32Speaker 02

  Competing.

• 1:00:33Bobby Lee?

  Competing agency.

• 1:00:35Speaker 07

  Me mango, me like banana, and humping Galbert here.

• 1:00:41Speaker 00

  Oh, shit.

• 1:00:43Speaker 02

  Wow, oh, whoa, he's jumping high.

• 1:00:47Speaker 00

  Holy shit.

• 1:00:50Speaker 00

  That was crazy.

• 1:00:58Bobby Lee?

  You got the job.

• 1:01:00Speaker 00

  I got Facebook for no reason.

• 1:01:02Speaker 02

  I have a question.

• 1:01:03Bobby Lee?

  He should have.

• 1:01:05Speaker 02

  I have a question for you.

• 1:01:07Speaker 03

  Why when the broken glass went flying, did you feel like you had to get on your knees and clean it?

• 1:01:13Bobby Lee?

  Because I don't like shattered glass and I saw liquids flying all over the place.

• 1:01:18Speaker 03

  Sorry. It's because they were so good. I didn't know what else to do.

• 1:01:21Speaker 04

  That's good.

• 1:01:22Bobby Lee?

  It was a lot, but.

• 1:01:24Speaker 02

  I think everyone did really well.

• 1:01:25Bobby Lee?

  I think everything very, very good.

• 1:01:27Speaker 00

  So how do we close out the beginning? Is there a message we can send to the fans, Kyla? To the Tiger Belly world?

• 1:01:32Speaker 03

  About?

• 1:01:33Speaker 00

  Just.

• 1:01:33Speaker 03

  Oh, hey, don't put that on me.

• 1:01:35Speaker 00

  You should. Just say one quote or something.

• 1:01:38Speaker 02

  Oh, like a New Year's quote?

• 1:01:39Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:01:40Speaker 03

  A New Year's quote. Oh, I don't believe in resolutions.

• 1:01:42Speaker 00

  Not a resolution, a quote.

• 1:01:44Speaker 03

  A quote.

• 1:01:44Speaker 00

  I know you believe in quotes.

• 1:01:47Speaker 00

  Jaime, do you have a quote for everyone?

• 1:01:48Speaker 03

  Yeah, give us a quote, Jaime. For the new year that we can work off of.

• 1:01:52Speaker 02

  I got a quote recently. Should I, should I read it?

• 1:01:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I love, I love quotes.

• 1:01:56Speaker 02

  Okay, here. Okay, this sounds pretty good. Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end, but it is perhaps the end of the beginning.

• 1:02:14Speaker 02

  Does that make sense?

• 1:02:15Bobby Lee?

  I, I get it.

• 1:02:16Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:02:17Speaker 03

  Let's all do one quote.

• 1:02:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:19Speaker 07

  Oh, I just wanted to recommend. Does anybody watch like a show or a kind of a movie at the New Year's?

• 1:02:26Bobby Lee?

  Can you say that properly?

• 1:02:29Speaker 07

  Does anybody watch a show or a movie at New Year's kind of to inspire them?

• 1:02:32Speaker 03

  Just for Christmas. I don't really watch like New Year movies.

• 1:02:36Speaker 02

  Gossip Girl for me.

• 1:02:38Speaker 03

  Ooh, good one.

• 1:02:39Bobby Lee?

  Being, being there.

• 1:02:40Speaker 03

  Oh, being there is a great one.

• 1:02:42Speaker 04

  Interstellar?

• 1:02:44Bobby Lee?

  You don't understand.

• 1:02:46Speaker 04

  Yeah, I do.

• 1:02:47Bobby Lee?

  Every time you say Interstellar.

• 1:02:49Speaker 04

  What are you?

• 1:02:49Bobby Lee?

  I don't even understand it.

• 1:02:51Speaker 04

  I understand it.

• 1:02:53Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:02:53Speaker 04

  Watch it again. All right, Matthew McConaughey.

• 1:02:58Speaker 02

  All right, all right, all right.

• 1:02:59Speaker 04

  All right, all right, all right.

• 1:03:01Speaker 02

  All right, all right.

• 1:03:02Bobby Lee?

  I would love to see that crying scene. You know, that famous meme with Matthew McConaughey? But Jaime do it.

• 1:03:09Speaker 02

  Jaime McConaughey?

• 1:03:10Speaker 00

  Oh, with the kids on the screen?

• 1:03:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's on the screen and he's crying. Can you do that scene?

• 1:03:16Speaker 04

  Yeah, I have to watch it.

• 1:03:17Speaker 00

  Work on it. Next thing you come back.

• 1:03:18Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no. Play it now.

• 1:03:20Speaker 02

  Make sure you slate your name too.

• 1:03:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:25Bobby Lee?

  Don't you think, you wanna see, you wanna see Jaime's acting chops?

• 1:03:28Speaker 03

  Yeah, oh yeah, we tested him on Trash Tuesday.

• 1:03:31Bobby Lee?

  He's so good.

• 1:03:32Speaker 03

  He read a line from White Lotus.

• 1:03:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's so good, this guy.

• 1:03:35Speaker 02

  Wait, which line? What character?

• 1:03:36Speaker 03

  The favorite one.

• 1:03:37Speaker 00

  Sam Rockwell.

• 1:03:38Speaker 03

  Sam Rockwell's, when he's telling Walter Goggins about getting...

• 1:03:41Bobby Lee?

  Watch your scene.

• 1:03:42Speaker 03

  Hold on.

• 1:03:44Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so, okay, so memorize, write down, that, that, that, write down, write down, okay. All right, stop, stop, he's so good, he's so good. All right, uh, uh, so, you're very good. So, write down her, "Hi Dad," can you find that lyric, and then you're gonna do the scene.

• 1:04:05Bobby Lee?

  Okay, all right, so write down her lyric, "Hey Dad," all that stuff. And then, stay in it, you haven't seen her in, what, oh, okay? She hasn't seen you in forty years or whatever, you'll miss her, you know what I mean? I, I gotta, I gotta see it. When you say the lines...

• 1:04:25Speaker 03

  Who's saying the lines?

• 1:04:26Speaker 02

  Yeah, wait, are you, who, which, are you, are you Matthew McConaughey?

• 1:04:29Speaker 03

  He's Matthew McConaughey.

• 1:04:31Speaker 00

  You find the line, what is the, hey Murph?

• 1:04:35Speaker 00

  Okay, son of a, there we go.

• 1:04:37Bobby Lee?

  Are you ready, Jaime, or, I feel like you're not focused.

• 1:04:40Speaker 00

  He's nervous.

• 1:04:41Speaker 04

  I'm nervous.

• 1:04:42Bobby Lee?

  And, look at me.

• 1:04:45Speaker 03

  And?

• 1:04:45Speaker 00

  Remember, it's, it's a black screen, remember, before she talked?

• 1:04:48Bobby Lee?

  On the camera, you have to look right at me, right?

• 1:04:51Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 1:04:51Bobby Lee?

  Okay. You're gonna lean back a bit.

• 1:04:56Speaker 00

  Get some tears ready.

• 1:04:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And...

• 1:04:59Speaker 03

  Go ahead.

• 1:05:00Speaker 00

  I can't laugh. "Hey Dad, you son of a bitch, never made one of these while you were still responding, because I was so mad at you for leaving.

• 1:05:12Speaker 00

  And when you went quiet, it seemed like I should live with that decision, and I have.

• 1:05:19Speaker 00

  But today's my birthday, and it's a special one, because you told me, you once told me that by the time you came back, we might be the same age. Oh Murph. And today, I'm the same age when you left, so it'd be a really good time."

• 1:05:38Speaker 02

  For you to come back. Jesus, Murph. What? What do you want me to do?

• 1:05:47Speaker 02

  Well done.

• 1:05:48Speaker 03

  That's good, Jaime.

• 1:05:49Speaker 02

  That was great, Jaime.

• 1:05:50Speaker 03

  Very believable.

• 1:05:50Speaker 02

  That was.

• 1:05:51Bobby Lee?

  I think that was fifteen minutes.

• 1:05:53Speaker 04

  I was watching a video.

• 1:05:55Bobby Lee?

  That was fifteen minutes wasted.

• 1:05:58Bobby Lee?

  That was a lot of dead time, but a very good performance.

• 1:05:59Speaker 02

  That was beautiful.

• 1:06:00Speaker 03

  Very good, Jaime.

• 1:06:00Speaker 02

  That was really, really impressive.

• 1:06:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, very good performance.

• 1:06:02Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:06:03Bobby Lee?

  So what did we learn in this podcast? Absolutely nothing. We learned absolutely nothing. I think we should end with a song.

• 1:06:13Speaker 07

  Hey, what's Seinfeld, season five, episode one, it's the opposite, it's very inspirational.

• 1:06:18Speaker 03

  Why is it inspirational?

• 1:06:19Speaker 07

  It's the one where George says, if, uh, if everything I'm doing is, uh, has led me here, then maybe I'll just try doing the opposite. And then it becomes his life motto and he becomes the, uh, starts working for the Yankees.

• 1:06:32Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 1:06:33Speaker 07

  So if everything you're doing isn't working, try something else.

• 1:06:36Speaker 03

  Oh, gosh.

• 1:06:37Bobby Lee?

  That's a good one.

• 1:06:38Speaker 03

  I don't know, just, um,

• 1:06:42Speaker 03

  it was, uh, it was a funky year, wasn't it? A lot of things happened in 2025, I feel, it was a funky year.

• 1:06:52Bobby Lee?

  For you, you, you had real life stuff happening.

• 1:06:55Speaker 03

  I mean, for me,

• 1:06:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:57Speaker 03

  like the most beautiful in so many ways that I've ever experienced.

• 1:07:01Bobby Lee?

  It's probably mostly beautiful.

• 1:07:03Speaker 03

  Yeah, I think.

• 1:07:04Bobby Lee?

  You had a Samoan child.

• 1:07:07Speaker 03

  Samoan, he's Hawaiian.

• 1:07:10Bobby Lee?

  Whatever.

• 1:07:10Speaker 03

  Different.

• 1:07:11Bobby Lee?

  I love, I love him.

• 1:07:13Speaker 03

  Um, it's just, but I don't, you guys didn't feel like 2025 was like, whoa?

• 1:07:19Speaker 02

  It was crazy.

• 1:07:19Speaker 03

  It was crazy, right?

• 1:07:20Speaker 02

  The fires started like right.

• 1:07:22Speaker 03

  January 7th.

• 1:07:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, and then it was all insane after that, I feel like.

• 1:07:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:25Speaker 02

  It was just a roller coaster.

• 1:07:28Bobby Lee?

  Well, there's two ways of looking at it. Um, you have what went on the, in the world, and I think what happened in the world was a dark place.

• 1:07:36Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:07:38Bobby Lee?

  It's just terrible. The video I sent you the other day was heartbreaking.

• 1:07:41Speaker 03

  Can you send, start sending me happy ones? Are you capable?

• 1:07:45Bobby Lee?

  I send her ice videos and.

• 1:07:46Speaker 03

  Every, like, just like.

• 1:07:47Bobby Lee?

  And it's like.

• 1:07:47Speaker 03

  People being detained.

• 1:07:49Bobby Lee?

  It's so heartbreaking. It makes me so angry.

• 1:07:54Bobby Lee?

  I like to focus on the positive.

• 1:07:56Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:07:58Bobby Lee?

  The one's light, but Arsenal's number one in the league.

• 1:08:02Speaker 03

  That's huge.

• 1:08:03Bobby Lee?

  For me, that's a huge thing.

• 1:08:06Speaker 03

  That's your highlight. Give a highlight and a low light.

• 1:08:09Bobby Lee?

  The low light is, well, you know, the things that went low, I gained positive.

• 1:08:17Bobby Lee?

  It transformed me, actually, is what I'm saying.

• 1:08:21Bobby Lee?

  You know.

• 1:08:24Bobby Lee?

  A lot of the hate online, I became desensitized to it. And I kind of grew from it and I changed. I've also detached myself from little wars that people try to start to gain some sort of traction online. I'm not interested in that.

• 1:08:44Speaker 03

  You're not getting baited.

• 1:08:45Bobby Lee?

  I don't get baited and I go, I love you. I literally don't care.

• 1:08:51Bobby Lee?

  And I, you know, my mom's still alive is a huge thing.

• 1:08:59Bobby Lee?

  You know, what else is good?

• 1:09:04Bobby Lee?

  I think it's just mostly, I've just, this year's been, I've grown more this year than I've ever grown in any other year.

• 1:09:11Speaker 03

  I agree.

• 1:09:12Bobby Lee?

  You know, the stuff that, you know, been with you and I was very bad and hurtful for me. When you said that you were pregnant was the worst day of my life. But then, you know what? I met your baby and it's the greatest day.

• 1:09:29Speaker 03

  That's so sweet.

• 1:09:33Bobby Lee?

  It was meant to be.

• 1:09:34Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:09:34Bobby Lee?

  And I'm just so happy for you because, you know, I'm gonna die alone.

• 1:09:45Speaker 03

  You won't.

• 1:09:45Bobby Lee?

  You know what? No.

• 1:09:47Speaker 03

  We'll all take care of you.

• 1:09:48Bobby Lee?

  No, but it, it really did become the greatest thing. And, you know, I just think that everything, for me, people disagree with me, but I think everything happens for a reason. And I accept it, you know?

• 1:10:06Bobby Lee?

  I think you two, Jaime and Kat, I just don't know how I feel about it.

• 1:10:15Bobby Lee?

  Well. You know, I'll be real.

• 1:10:19Bobby Lee?

  It's been good and bad.

• 1:10:22Bobby Lee?

  The threshold of tolerance that I need

• 1:10:26Bobby Lee?

  with both of you has been very diff- bad.

• 1:10:30Speaker 00

  Bad. The threshold hasn't grown.

• 1:10:32Bobby Lee?

  That's the kind of stuff. You know what I mean? So

• 1:10:36Bobby Lee?

  a lot of forgiving, a lot of tolerance, like I said, and a lot of like, I understand what it's like

• 1:10:45Bobby Lee?

  when things aren't going well. You know what I mean? In a war situation. Like in Nam, you know what I mean? Our troops are doing the best we can, but are they? So, um...

• 1:10:56Speaker 03

  Are we the troops?

• 1:10:57Bobby Lee?

  I have no idea what I'm saying. You know what I mean? It's just a feeling.

• 1:11:03Bobby Lee?

  Another thing that I want to say about this year is I've really grown to love deeply Gilbert, George, and Alex.

• 1:11:14Bobby Lee?

  Thank you.

• 1:11:15Speaker 00

  I love you too. Love you. You're gonna end up rooming with Alex next year. You don't find a woman.

• 1:11:22Bobby Lee?

  No, I honestly, I

• 1:11:25Bobby Lee?

  I think you guys are my friends.

• 1:11:27Speaker 03

  Oh my god.

• 1:11:29Speaker 00

  I thought we were friends.

• 1:11:29Speaker 03

  You're just realizing?

• 1:11:30Bobby Lee?

  No, no, but, no, when I say friends, because I have a difficult, you know what I mean?

• 1:11:36Speaker 03

  It's true.

• 1:11:36Bobby Lee?

  Relationship with people. It takes me a long time and, you know what I mean, of trust and, you know what I mean, there is... I know I make fun of you, George.

• 1:11:47Speaker 00

  He knows.

• 1:11:48Bobby Lee?

  And I don't respect you. I'm being real, I'm just, can I just be real? I don't respect you.

• 1:11:53Speaker 00

  Yes, you do.

• 1:11:54Bobby Lee?

  But...

• 1:11:55Speaker 00

  You respect him.

• 1:11:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I do. But, you know what I mean? But it's not, dude. But, um, but I do have such deep love for you, you know what I mean?

• 1:12:05Speaker 03

  He doesn't respect you, but he trusts you.

• 1:12:07Bobby Lee?

  I trust you. I don't respect you, but I trust you.

• 1:12:09Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:12:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I mean, like, I do the opposite of whatever you do.

• 1:12:15Speaker 03

  Whatever your instincts are.

• 1:12:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's bad instincts. But, um, and you know, I have to say about Andrew. I've developed a deep love for him too. And also my bad friend, family, you know, except McCone drives me crazy. But, um, but still there is love there. So, you know, at the end of the day, um, it's been a positive year for me. The world is shit and we gotta do something. We really do. Maybe the midterms will help. But, um, you know, no judgment here, you know? You do what you do, but also open your eyes.

• 1:12:55Speaker 03

  That's a good, that's a good note.

• 1:12:57Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, any last words?

• 1:13:00Speaker 00

  On the count of three, Happy New Year. One, two, three.

• 1:13:03Bobby Lee?

  Happy New Year!

• 1:13:28Speaker 00

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