Bobby Lee Loses Control w/ Ivy Wolk and Lea'h Sampson

Merry Papaya Christmas! It’s a wild holiday episode as Bobby Lee gets ambushed on his own podcast by Ivy Wolk and Lea’h Sampson. The energy is unhinged, the takes are reckless, and somehow it all ends up wholesome by the end. We chat about frozen waffles, sneak attacks, unfiltered dating stories, comedy beefs, Bobby disappearing to the bathroom mid-episode, MadTV vs SNL. Don’t let financial opportunity slip through the cracks. Use code TIGERBELLY at www.monarch.com https://www.monarch.com in your browser for half off your first year. That’s 50% off your first year at www.monarch.com https://www.monarch.com with code TIGERBELLY. For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit www.him.com/BELLY https://www.him.com/BELLY See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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• 0:59Bobby Lee?

  Hey everybody, Bobby Lee here. And I'm very excited because I'm shooting my first special, January 16th, 2026, January 17th, 2026. And it's at the San Diego Balboa Theater.

• 1:38Bobby Lee?

  If somebody asked you, hey, what did you have for breakfast? And I said, oh, I have frozen waffles. What's your first thought?

• 1:44Speaker 02

  If you ate frozen waffles for breakfast?

• 1:46Bobby Lee?

  What do you think it was?

• 1:47Speaker 02

  Um, I'm sure that was delicious.

• 1:50Bobby Lee?

  But what is?

• 1:51Speaker 02

  What is what?

• 1:52Bobby Lee?

  The frozen waffles.

• 1:53Speaker 02

  What is frozen waffles?

• 1:54Speaker 03

  I know, he stumped me with this question earlier. What the fuck are you talking about?

• 1:58Bobby Lee?

  Don't say anything, Jaime. Ask Bobby the same question.

• 2:00Speaker 02

  It's frozen waffles.

• 2:03Speaker 03

  Oh, that's Leah's dog, Luna.

• 2:05Speaker 02

  Hi Leah.

• 2:06Speaker 04

  Hi. Hi Bobby. Hello. She's friendly. Be nice.

• 2:12Speaker 03

  You okay? Where you rushing from?

• 2:14Speaker 05

  Restaurant.

• 2:15Bobby Lee?

  And I was working.

• 2:17Speaker 03

  Did you shave?

• 2:19Speaker 02

  You have like, it seems like glue on the side of your face.

• 2:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, your whole face look like glue.

• 2:24Speaker 02

  My whole face?

• 2:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you look like a glue person.

• 2:26Speaker 02

  Oh, I look like a glue person?

• 2:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, so, you know, who's the judger here?

• 2:30Speaker 03

  Let me see what she's talking about.

• 2:31Speaker 02

  There's a wall of glue in here. I was confused about what that is for.

• 2:36Bobby Lee?

  I'm obsessed with glue.

• 2:37Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 2:37Bobby Lee?

  Everyone has their little picks.

• 2:39Speaker 02

  So that's, so you were, it was, you were speaking with me and...

• 2:40Bobby Lee?

  I love you, thank you for being here.

• 2:42Speaker 04

  She's talking about the cum that's on the side of the mouth.

• 2:43Speaker 03

  Oh, you have the cum, you have the cum.

• 2:44Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's the cum, it's the cum that's on the side of the mouth.

• 2:48Speaker 02

  It is cum.

• 2:49Bobby Lee?

  You know what, once a day, I do eat my own cum. You know what? I run out of protein.

• 2:53Speaker 04

  I'm happy, Kate, I'm surprised it can reach your mouth. That is, that is very impressive.

• 2:58Bobby Lee?

  No, I have transport.

• 3:00Speaker 04

  It's true.

• 3:01Bobby Lee?

  I transported from my head, anyway, let's move on.

• 3:03Speaker 04

  Okay, gotcha, yeah.

• 3:04Bobby Lee?

  I have Leah Sampson.

• 3:05Speaker 04

  We get, thank you, hello.

• 3:06Bobby Lee?

  Ivy Woke, Leah Sampson, Ivy Woke. What a pleasure.

• 3:08Speaker 03

  Hi, May.

• 3:09Bobby Lee?

  Thank you, guys. You don't, you don't, you don't get one. Yes, I do.

• 3:12Speaker 04

  This wig is real hair, so I can actually use the headphones. Do I need to?

• 3:16Speaker 03

  You don't have to.

• 3:16Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 3:17Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 3:18Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 3:18Speaker 03

  Unless you want to hear his musical, um, talent.

• 3:28Speaker 02

  Wait, can I get my vape? Hashtag, can I get my vape?

• 3:31Bobby Lee?

  Ivy, what is your problem? For vor?

• 3:34Speaker 02

  Oh my god, you're like a fucking junkie, like, let me have my damn vape.

• 3:37Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 3:39Speaker 02

  Miss Chacon, 12 step it over here, let's go.

• 3:42Speaker 05

  20%.

• 3:43Speaker 02

  Yay, good enough for me. You can hit it, Bobby, if you want.

• 3:46Bobby Lee?

  Okay, thank you.

• 3:47Speaker 02

  You're welcome, Bobby.

• 3:49Bobby Lee?

  Ivy Woke, has no lips. What, I, why are your lips so thin?

• 3:56Speaker 02

  Look at yours. That's madness, look at yours.

• 4:00Bobby Lee?

  Am I starting aggressive?

• 4:01Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's always the same thing, it's either my lips are too big, or everyone else's lips too thin. Like, what is the whole lips thing?

• 4:06Speaker 02

  It's pure projection.

• 4:08Speaker 04

  First of all.

• 4:09Bobby Lee?

  First of all what?

• 4:12Bobby Lee?

  If we're gonna die, we're gonna die like this.

• 4:13Speaker 04

  You open your eyes when you speak. Okay, be respectful.

• 4:17Bobby Lee?

  Leah.

• 4:18Speaker 04

  Sir.

• 4:19Bobby Lee?

  Alright, Ivy, I'm so sorry.

• 4:20Speaker 02

  It's like basically the same. I think I might have more top lip than you do, actually. Our bottom lips are, I think, the same.

• 4:26Bobby Lee?

  What do we do?

• 4:27Speaker 02

  But the top lip, I think I beat you on that.

• 4:28Bobby Lee?

  I'm so sorry.

• 4:29Speaker 02

  It's okay, Bobby.

• 4:30Bobby Lee?

  I came in so aggro.

• 4:31Speaker 02

  It's alright, Bobby. You actually, you look thin. Doesn't he?

• 4:34Speaker 04

  He looks sick. Are you sick?

• 4:36Speaker 02

  Oh, unwell. It's Ozempic, he's starting to...

• 4:38Speaker 04

  It's, oh, the... Wait, is that Ozempic?

• 4:41Speaker 02

  Oh, you're on Ozempic?

• 4:41Speaker 04

  Oh, got you, got you, got you.

• 4:43Speaker 02

  Yeah, you're doing it!

• 4:44Speaker 04

  It's okay.

• 4:44Speaker 02

  What's Ozempic?

• 4:45Bobby Lee?

  If Ivy woke Leah Sampson, give them a round of applause.

• 4:49Speaker 04

  Thank you. I took a shower today. I feel good.

• 4:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah?

• 4:52Speaker 04

  Yeah, a shower, a shower, Bobby, is this thing where like...

• 4:56Bobby Lee?

  Leah, stop.

• 4:57Speaker 04

  What?

• 4:57Bobby Lee?

  I take showers, por favor.

• 4:59Speaker 02

  How often?

• 5:00Bobby Lee?

  Okay, every night.

• 5:01Speaker 04

  He's bilingual.

• 5:01Speaker 02

  Every night.

• 5:02Bobby Lee?

  I'm not a morning shower. I do nighttime.

• 5:04Speaker 02

  And there's a guy in there behind you?

• 5:06Bobby Lee?

  Me.

• 5:07Speaker 04

  You spread the cheeks and make sure the water runs thoroughly?

• 5:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:10Speaker 02

  There's a guy in there behind you, um, fucking your butt in a gay ring in the shower? Having gay sex with you? When you take a shower, there's a guy having gay sex with your body in there?

• 5:20Speaker 04

  That's really unfortunate.

• 5:23Speaker 02

  Sometimes.

• 5:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:23Speaker 02

  Right.

• 5:25Bobby Lee?

  Who's being aggressive? Are you implying that I'm gay?

• 5:28Speaker 02

  Baggett says what?

• 5:29Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 5:33Speaker 02

  Cheers, sis. Cheers to the frickin' weekend.

• 5:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 5:37Speaker 02

  We're never gonna die.

• 5:38Bobby Lee?

  Leah, Ivy, you guys know each other before this, or no?

• 5:41Speaker 02

  We've met before.

• 5:41Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 5:43Speaker 02

  At the stand.

• 5:44Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 5:44Speaker 02

  When I think we were, we were both drunk as a skunk. Based on the conversation that we had, which was like rowdy in the green room one time.

• 5:51Speaker 04

  Was I talking about like how I hate white women and my mom is a bitch or something?

• 5:55Speaker 02

  I think we were actually, it was a daddy issues conversation.

• 5:57Speaker 04

  That sounds right, but my daddy issues conversations don't last long, cause he wasn't around that long for me.

• 6:03Speaker 02

  Right.

• 6:04Speaker 04

  To even be upset.

• 6:05Speaker 02

  The thing with me is me neither, but I always uncover mysteries as I go along.

• 6:09Speaker 04

  Yeah, and that's, I feel that. Um, yeah, I don't know. And we have met, but I... That's what I just don't, there's so many white women that do comedy with that haircut and I just

• 6:18Speaker 02

  There's many of us.

• 6:19Speaker 04

  Many, but you're, but you're different, you're a cooler one because of your air

• 6:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, I am wearing black Air Force.

• 6:24Speaker 04

  She's having nigga energy today.

• 6:25Speaker 02

  Yeah, I've been called soulful.

• 6:28Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, the skirt says nigger, but the shoes say fucking, yeah, she's an ally.

• 6:33Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 6:34Speaker 04

  Like you.

• 6:34Speaker 02

  Thank you.

• 6:35Speaker 04

  Yeah, you're like Matilda, like the Matilda like at the all-black school.

• 6:39Speaker 02

  Right.

• 6:39Speaker 04

  Yeah, like if Matilda went to an all-black.

• 6:41Speaker 02

  And that did actually happen to me.

• 6:43Speaker 04

  Really?

• 6:43Speaker 02

  Yeah. I did go to an, I was the only autistic person in an all-black school.

• 6:47Speaker 04

  Were you autistic or just like talking too much?

• 6:49Speaker 02

  I think that being the only white person in an all-black school made me more autistic than I was when I came in onto the premises.

• 6:57Speaker 04

  You're like, I'm just gonna walk straight, I'm just gonna walk straight, straight to my class, straight to my class, don't look, don't make eye contact, no, no, no, yeah.

• 7:01Speaker 02

  I kept my head down.

• 7:02Speaker 04

  They're black, they're black.

• 7:03Speaker 02

  And I had bangs then too. Imagine being the only white girl at your school, the only girl with bangs at your school, and the only Jewish girl at your school, and everybody else is black or Mexican. I came home one day, my mom picked me up from school and she was like, and I was like, I'm finna eat a snack when I get home, and she was like, what did you just say to me? And I was like, I'm finna eat a snack when I get home.

• 7:24Speaker 02

  And she was like, it just doesn't sound right coming out of your mouth.

• 7:27Speaker 04

  She's like, now you're gonna date a basketball player.

• 7:30Speaker 02

  We were taught, we were taught finno along with the alphabet, so.

• 7:32Speaker 04

  Yeah, finna, that's one of them, that's very, black and Mexican, fitna.

• 7:37Speaker 02

  It made my life better.

• 7:39Speaker 04

  Y'all have fitna, we have fitna, that's just kind of the correlation.

• 7:44Speaker 02

  You okay Bobby?

• 7:45Bobby Lee?

  Bobby's just witnessing.

• 7:48Speaker 02

  And what?

• 7:48Bobby Lee?

  I'm an observer, I'm witnessing.

• 7:50Speaker 02

  Is there anything, any notes that you have, any astute observations?

• 7:53Bobby Lee?

  I'll tell you this, I don't like it.

• 7:54Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 7:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:56Speaker 02

  This is United Colors of Benetton at this fucking table.

• 7:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we do have everybody.

• 8:00Speaker 02

  Everybody forgets that brand, it was huge in the Philippines. They're bringing it back, I think. Benetton? United Colors of Benetton. Do you remember that?

• 8:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I do. It was a good store, you know what I mean, I got sweatpants there.

• 8:11Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 8:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you can get mono color, like the same color.

• 8:15Speaker 02

  It's a lot of, it's blank shirts. Blank, oh, plain.

• 8:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, plain, yeah, that's right, Ivy, Ivy woke.

• 8:21Speaker 02

  Are you having a panic attack?

• 8:22Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm not, I'm observing, I'm present and I'm listening. What the fuck is going on here, man?

• 8:28Speaker 04

  You have come on the top right of your.

• 8:29Bobby Lee?

  I don't have any come on.

• 8:30Speaker 04

  I didn't want to tell you because I don't like helping men, but I just want to let you know it's there. It's on your eyebrow. Yeah, it's right. Am I tripping?

• 8:39Speaker 02

  The other eyebrow.

• 8:39Speaker 04

  Other one. You know which one it was.

• 8:41Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 8:42Speaker 04

  Because you.

• 8:43Bobby Lee?

  I just.

• 8:43Speaker 04

  He licked she licked when it shot out.

• 8:45Bobby Lee?

  I had prosthetics on my face and.

• 8:47Speaker 04

  Oh, he's bragging. Okay, Mrs. Doubtfire. Pop off.

• 8:52Bobby Lee?

  I'll show you what it looked like.

• 8:53Speaker 04

  Go ahead, girl. Show us.

• 8:55Bobby Lee?

  Okay, girl.

• 8:56Speaker 04

  Is that shellac on your nails?

• 9:00Speaker 02

  Oh, my God. He's got a gel mani.

• 9:03Bobby Lee?

  This is what I look like thirty minutes ago.

• 9:05Speaker 02

  Who's that woman next to you?

• 9:07Bobby Lee?

  Her name is Catbird. Is that your dog? What a cute dog.

• 9:09Speaker 04

  That's my Luna. Pick her up. Pick her up.

• 9:11Bobby Lee?

  That's your dog?

• 9:12Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 9:13Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 9:13Speaker 04

  Again, don't eat her, but just pick her up and make her your friend. She's great. She's really sweet. Luna, shout out.

• 9:19Speaker 02

  She's perfect.

• 9:19Bobby Lee?

  Do you sleep on the same bed with Luna?

• 9:21Speaker 04

  No, I'm black. We don't do that.

• 9:22Bobby Lee?

  Okay, what do you do?

• 9:23Speaker 04

  I put her.

• 9:23Bobby Lee?

  You put him in a cage?

• 9:24Speaker 04

  I put him in the oven.

• 9:27Bobby Lee?

  Is that what you're like?

• 9:28Speaker 04

  She.

• 9:29Bobby Lee?

  Dog fights? Dog fights? What the fuck he's.

• 9:30Speaker 02

  Michael Vick.

• 9:32Bobby Lee?

  I was trying to do a bit, but yeah.

• 9:33Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah. Big one try.

• 9:35Speaker 02

  Beautiful and talented Michael Vick.

• 9:39Speaker 04

  Favorite athlete.

• 9:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 9:40Speaker 02

  The generous and kind Michael Vick.

• 9:43Speaker 04

  Yeah, no, I have.

• 9:44Bobby Lee?

  So you're saying that black people don't sleep with their dogs?

• 9:46Speaker 04

  No.

• 9:47Bobby Lee?

  What do you do with them?

• 9:48Speaker 04

  We don't have them in the bed. We don't do that. We don't do.

• 9:52Bobby Lee?

  Do you do mouth kisses?

• 9:53Speaker 04

  Absolutely. We don't do this. Everything you do, we don't do.

• 9:56Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 9:57Speaker 04

  It's not. We don't fuck them. We don't put them.

• 9:59Bobby Lee?

  I don't.

• 9:59Speaker 02

  My mom kisses a dog in the mouth.

• 10:01Speaker 04

  We don't make fun out of them. We don't fucking do any of that.

• 10:03Bobby Lee?

  I've never made fun.

• 10:04Speaker 04

  We don't do that. Well.

• 10:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 10:06Speaker 04

  Learned a new recipe, but we don't do that shit. Yeah.

• 10:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 10:08Speaker 04

  We keep it real cute. It's like a white girl thing, right? Oh, for sure. It's.

• 10:12Speaker 02

  But I, I am only just now in my adulthood, learning how to like be a friend to animals.

• 10:18Speaker 04

  Right.

• 10:18Speaker 02

  I have classically like had this story in my head that I am bad with animals and that they like energetically don't like me. I had a, there was a, my roommate had a cat in like one of the last apartments that I lived in and I was the only one that stayed in New York for Christmas and I had to take care of the cat for a week. And it sat on like the dining room table and we made eye contact and I looked at it and I went, I will never know you. And then it just never touched me ever again.

• 10:42Speaker 04

  You said that to the cat?

• 10:43Speaker 02

  I said, I will never know you to the cat.

• 10:45Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 10:45Speaker 02

  Okay. And it understood.

• 10:47Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 10:47Speaker 02

  But now I'm trying to be nicer to animals.

• 10:49Speaker 04

  You don't need to be.

• 10:50Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 10:51Speaker 04

  I always say if she wasn't a good dog, I'd to the to the pound.

• 10:54Speaker 02

  She's very good. She's very well behaved and quiet.

• 10:57Speaker 04

  Thank you, cuz why?

• 10:58Bobby Lee?

  Can I have your dog?

• 11:00Speaker 02

  To do what with?

• 11:00Speaker 04

  With what cost?

• 11:01Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 11:02Speaker 04

  For what?

• 11:03Bobby Lee?

  Oh, for money? How much you want? Okay, how much money would I have to give you to get?

• 11:06Speaker 05

  He wants it. He's looking at it.

• 11:08Bobby Lee?

  Cuz I have four dogs that, you know, I love dogs.

• 11:10Speaker 02

  You have too many.

• 11:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 11:11Speaker 02

  That's so many.

• 11:12Speaker 04

  I want I want property.

• 11:14Bobby Lee?

  If I give you a hundred grand?

• 11:15Speaker 04

  I want fuck all that. I want property.

• 11:17Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I'll give you thirty square.

• 11:19Speaker 02

  Oh, she's in she's in need of a car. Can you get her? Can you get her a car?

• 11:22Speaker 04

  Fuck that bigger. I want property.

• 11:23Bobby Lee?

  Okay, where? Idaho?

• 11:26Speaker 02

  Don't send her to Idaho.

• 11:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 11:28Speaker 02

  They don't have people like her in Idaho.

• 11:30Speaker 04

  They don't never not talented, not at all, not over there.

• 11:33Speaker 02

  I didn't mean talented.

• 11:34Speaker 04

  Okay, what you what you mean?

• 11:35Bobby Lee?

  I think she she meant black.

• 11:36Speaker 02

  Black.

• 11:37Speaker 05

  Mexicans.

• 11:38Speaker 04

  That's what I thought. I was like, what?

• 11:41Speaker 05

  There's Mexicans out in Idaho.

• 11:42Speaker 02

  They have Mexicans in Idaho? Where did they come from? How did they get there?

• 11:45Speaker 04

  What is Idaho?

• 11:46Speaker 02

  It's a state. It's a state.

• 11:49Speaker 05

  Potato? Almost a potato?

• 11:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 11:52Speaker 02

  It's a state.

• 11:52Speaker 04

  You can't buy my fucking dog. You can you can babysit her.

• 11:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'll babysit. Yeah, yeah.

• 11:56Speaker 04

  When you pay me.

• 11:57Bobby Lee?

  Tell me about yourself, Leah. What's going on? You live in New York?

• 12:00Speaker 04

  I live in New York.

• 12:01Bobby Lee?

  You stand up?

• 12:01Speaker 04

  I do.

• 12:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Funny? You're friends with Yamanika?

• 12:05Speaker 04

  Yamanika?

• 12:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:07Speaker 04

  Relax.

• 12:08Bobby Lee?

  Do you know her?

• 12:08Speaker 04

  I love her, but don't don't disrespect her name. Yamanika is great. All the all the three black women. Yamanika, like, what the fuck? All the black women in.

• 12:16Bobby Lee?

  You're a friend of mine. That's her name. Yamanika.

• 12:18Speaker 04

  Yamanika. Yamanika is fucking fantastic.

• 12:21Bobby Lee?

  Kamala Kamala.

• 12:25Speaker 04

  Yamanika. Yeah, she's dope. She's great. She's fucking keeping everything together out there.

• 12:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she's a beast.

• 12:31Speaker 04

  You trying to fuck her, what?

• 12:32Bobby Lee?

  No, no. I did a movie with her um last year and um I hung out with her for like a month.

• 12:37Speaker 04

  Yeah?

• 12:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, very talented lady.

• 12:39Speaker 04

  Okay, how'd you feel? Did you?

• 12:40Bobby Lee?

  What's what's so funny?

• 12:42Speaker 03

  Bobby seriously thinks that like no black chick will ever date him.

• 12:46Speaker 04

  Oh, I know that. That's very apparent. That's very apparent.

• 12:50Speaker 02

  Because the only Asians that black women tend to date are like guys that have swag. A a ch- a gold chain Asian, a tall, muscular.

• 13:01Speaker 04

  No, they date white women like you. The the black woman that date, uh, uh, thank you for being the black correspondent. The second. The second one, they, they, black women date Asian men that shut the fuck up. And it kind of like what you're doing right now, but you're doing this thing where you look nervous. We don't like that because you can't be nervous, like, you can't.

• 13:20Bobby Lee?

  I'm not nervous at all.

• 13:21Speaker 04

  Stop being nervous.

• 13:22Bobby Lee?

  I'm not nervous at all.

• 13:23Speaker 04

  Stop being nervous. You're giving very like, fucking like, COVID, we need you to give like Hiroshima. Like, we need you to fucking be ready to fuck.

• 13:30Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so don't do COVID, do Hiroshima?

• 13:32Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 13:32Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 13:33Speaker 02

  Pearl Harbor on the pussy, Bobby.

• 13:35Bobby Lee?

  Pearl Harbor on the pussy.

• 13:36Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 13:36Bobby Lee?

  You want sneak attack?

• 13:37Speaker 04

  No, straight attack.

• 13:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Oh, you want, okay, straight attack.

• 13:41Speaker 04

  Yes, straight attack. No sneak.

• 13:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, first of all, I'm not nervous.

• 13:44Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 13:44Bobby Lee?

  Right? I know how to play, um, Hiroshima as well.

• 13:47Speaker 04

  Okay, well, your arms are folded and you have, figure is gay.

• 13:50Bobby Lee?

  Okay, yeah. But there's different kinds. I think there's, there's, there's two types, there's many different types.

• 13:55Speaker 04

  Of what?

• 13:56Bobby Lee?

  There's the sneaky Asians.

• 13:57Speaker 04

  There's sneaky Asians?

• 13:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, the ninja.

• 13:59Speaker 04

  Yeah, they, no, they own beauty supply stores. Those are the sneaky Asians.

• 14:03Speaker 02

  And they watch you while you shop.

• 14:04Speaker 04

  Exactly.

• 14:05Speaker 03

  Your parents, they owned, um, a plus size store, right?

• 14:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:08Speaker 03

  Did they own beauty supply too?

• 14:09Speaker 02

  For people with bodies like yours?

• 14:11Bobby Lee?

  You think I'm, I thought you said I lost some weight.

• 14:13Speaker 04

  The way you were like three weeks ago.

• 14:15Speaker 02

  I didn't say all of it. I didn't say you lost all of it. I think that you still have a little ways to go.

• 14:25Speaker 05

  Not working, man.

• 14:27Speaker 04

  I'll be honest.

• 14:27Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really? Pinto bean?

• 14:30Speaker 05

  I'm fine with my weight.

• 14:31Bobby Lee?

  I know, okay.

• 14:33Speaker 04

  Well, as the most fit person in the room, um, I will say, you, you know, they say you don't age, you know, you, you.

• 14:40Bobby Lee?

  You, you're very, yeah.

• 14:41Speaker 04

  You've looked old forever.

• 14:43Bobby Lee?

  You got a good look.

• 14:44Speaker 04

  Thank you. Thank.

• 14:45Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 14:46Speaker 04

  This is C, look at him.

• 14:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:48Speaker 03

  Hiroshima. You're 54. 54.

• 14:50Speaker 04

  You're 54?

• 14:50Bobby Lee?

  I'm 54 years old.

• 14:51Speaker 02

  You're my mother's.

• 14:51Speaker 04

  Aww.

• 14:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah? Would you, if, is she single?

• 14:55Speaker 02

  She is, yes.

• 14:56Bobby Lee?

  If I dated her, would it be weird?

• 14:57Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 14:58Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 14:58Speaker 02

  Um, just because I don't want you up in the house. I don't, I don't.

• 15:03Bobby Lee?

  Ivy, clean your room.

• 15:04Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 15:04Bobby Lee?

  Ivy, clean your room.

• 15:05Speaker 02

  I don't, I just.

• 15:07Bobby Lee?

  Ivy, do your homework.

• 15:07Speaker 02

  I can't have that happen.

• 15:09Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 15:09Speaker 02

  Um, just because I think like ethically and morally, it just, it.

• 15:13Bobby Lee?

  You know, last night I ate your mother's butthole.

• 15:15Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 15:16Bobby Lee?

  It's a nasty area. Yeah.

• 15:19Speaker 02

  That's, that's great, Bobby. That's nice.

• 15:22Bobby Lee?

  How would that make you feel?

• 15:22Speaker 02

  How would that make me feel? Probably, um, bad and uncomfortable.

• 15:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 15:26Speaker 02

  Yeah, I would say so.

• 15:27Bobby Lee?

  But guess what? Three fingers, bud.

• 15:29Speaker 02

  In my mother's, in my mother's butthole.

• 15:32Bobby Lee?

  No, just, that's how we tap.

• 15:34Speaker 02

  Tap what?

• 15:35Bobby Lee?

  It's our fingers. Their actual hands.

• 15:37Speaker 02

  Who is fingers?

• 15:38Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 15:39Speaker 02

  Oh, you and my mother.

• 15:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, whatever.

• 15:41Speaker 04

  Well, Smaller's fingers, you can detect if he's telling the truth.

• 15:44Speaker 02

  I've never smelled my mother's butthole.

• 15:48Speaker 02

  I'm not that white, like.

• 15:49Speaker 04

  I'm sorry, it's just I, the glasses fooled me.

• 15:53Bobby Lee?

  Like, I've never even seen my mother's butthole, have you? Not mine, yours.

• 15:59Speaker 03

  Yeah, I was like, wait, why would I see your mom's butthole, then I had to think about it?

• 16:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 16:02Speaker 04

  Is she on dialysis?

• 16:03Speaker 03

  No, see, I think that, um, different people, you either have naky parents, or you don't have naky parents. We've talked about this. I had naky, I had a very naky mom.

• 16:12Speaker 02

  I had a naky mom too.

• 16:13Speaker 03

  Yeah, so I saw all parts of her, but not her butthole, no.

• 16:17Bobby Lee?

  It's strange, yeah. I love my mother, but I've never seen it.

• 16:19Speaker 03

  But you had naky mom and dad.

• 16:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:21Speaker 03

  Right?

• 16:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but they never bend over, like.

• 16:25Speaker 02

  Seeing a butthole, there's, there's work required to, to see a butthole.

• 16:29Bobby Lee?

  You like acting?

• 16:30Speaker 02

  I do, I really do.

• 16:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:31Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 16:32Bobby Lee?

  But you're good at it.

• 16:32Speaker 02

  I am very good at it.

• 16:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:34Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 16:34Bobby Lee?

  How about you?

• 16:35Speaker 04

  I'm great.

• 16:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah? What movies have you been in?

• 16:36Speaker 03

  She's here.

• 16:37Bobby Lee?

  Dead Presidents, what?

• 16:39Speaker 04

  No, actually, the Diddy documentary, that's just.

• 16:44Speaker 04

  Check it out, uh, shout out to 50 Cent for giving me my role as.

• 16:47Bobby Lee?

  Do you know 50?

• 16:48Speaker 04

  Uh, no, but, um.

• 16:51Speaker 03

  Wait, um, that.

• 16:52Speaker 04

  I like, I, I live by him. I love his energy. I love that you should attack and conquer every enemy that comes your way.

• 16:59Speaker 03

  Is there any new information on that docu- I didn't watch it yet, but was there anything new that came out about him, about Diddy?

• 17:06Speaker 04

  I signed to NDA, I can't speak about it, but.

• 17:09Speaker 05

  I didn't sign to NDA, I can speak about it.

• 17:11Speaker 03

  Have you watched it, Simon?

• 17:12Speaker 05

  Yeah. He has a guy to put on a chain for him. That's pretty cool.

• 17:16Speaker 03

  What do you mean?

• 17:17Speaker 02

  Like, somebody?

• 17:18Speaker 05

  Oh, not that, you've seen it, but.

• 17:19Speaker 02

  Somebody clasps his necklace?

• 17:20Speaker 05

  Like, some, there's a guy that follows Diddy, and he has to put the gold chain on him.

• 17:25Speaker 03

  That's his only job, is to put the chain on?

• 17:26Speaker 05

  Yeah. It has to be the right one, though. If it's not the right one, though, then.

• 17:30Speaker 04

  Slight work.

• 17:31Speaker 03

  Alright.

• 17:32Speaker 05

  He's out the door.

• 17:33Bobby Lee?

  Let's start from the basics. Start over.

• 17:35Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 17:35Bobby Lee?

  Um, let me get to know you a little better, okay?

• 17:38Speaker 04

  Me?

• 17:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, both of you.

• 17:40Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 17:40Bobby Lee?

  Okay?

• 17:41Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 17:41Bobby Lee?

  I'll start with the white one, if I may.

• 17:43Speaker 04

  As you should.

• 17:44Speaker 02

  I'm over here.

• 17:44Bobby Lee?

  Hi.

• 17:45Speaker 04

  As the usual.

• 17:46Bobby Lee?

  Um, Ivy?

• 17:54Bobby Lee?

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• 18:16Speaker 03

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• 18:21Speaker 00

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• 18:26Speaker 03

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• 18:45Speaker 00

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• 19:00Bobby Lee?

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• 19:22Speaker 03

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• 19:35Speaker 05

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• 19:47Speaker 00

  Hi, man. Are you worrying about losing your hair?

• 19:49Speaker 05

  All the time.

• 19:50Speaker 00

  So what are you gonna do, brother?

• 19:51Speaker 05

  I'm gonna order Hims. Oh, Hims for me, because I'm a Hims. And I'm gonna get Hims, alright Bobby? Cause I don't wanna thin out my hair, baby.

• 20:01Speaker 00

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• 20:13Speaker 06

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• 20:34Bobby Lee?

  Ivy?

• 20:34Speaker 02

  Uh huh.

• 20:35Bobby Lee?

  Where are you from?

• 20:36Speaker 02

  Los Angeles, California.

• 20:37Bobby Lee?

  And you moved to New York? You live in New York currently?

• 20:38Speaker 02

  Yes, I've lived there for two and a half years.

• 20:40Bobby Lee?

  Okay. And, uh, boyfriend?

• 20:44Speaker 02

  Uh, situationship.

• 20:45Speaker 05

  Right.

• 20:46Speaker 02

  Is this still with the old guy? Yeah.

• 20:48Bobby Lee?

  How old is he?

• 20:49Speaker 02

  Thirty-eight.

• 20:50Bobby Lee?

  That's old?

• 20:51Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 20:52Speaker 02

  I'm twenty-one.

• 20:52Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you're young. Oh, you're young. Okay, okay, my bad.

• 20:55Speaker 02

  We'll get to it.

• 20:56Bobby Lee?

  I didn't know how old he was. My bad, my bad, my bad. He's thirty, he's thirty-eight. Yeah, yeah.

• 21:00Speaker 05

  But classy.

• 21:02Bobby Lee?

  You know what? Uh, Jaime, you know, I'm trying to get...

• 21:04Speaker 04

  We're gonna fuck right now, so can you please?

• 21:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't wanna fuck that guy.

• 21:11Bobby Lee?

  You'll come in two seconds with that.

• 21:12Speaker 04

  I believe it.

• 21:13Speaker 02

  Why? Have you guys together?

• 21:15Speaker 05

  No.

• 21:16Bobby Lee?

  What? Could I ask you something?

• 21:17Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 21:17Bobby Lee?

  Do you think I'm gay?

• 21:21Bobby Lee?

  I mean, that's, you really think? Cause people think that I'm gay.

• 21:24Speaker 04

  No, you just do gay shit.

• 21:25Bobby Lee?

  Like what?

• 21:26Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 21:28Bobby Lee?

  I move gay.

• 21:28Speaker 05

  You move gay.

• 21:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 21:30Speaker 04

  You make gay niggas be like, yo.

• 21:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 21:33Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 21:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Like, hey?

• 21:35Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 21:36Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 21:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I shouldn't do that anymore.

• 21:37Speaker 02

  No.

• 21:37Speaker 04

  Yeah, no.

• 21:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what's up?

• 21:39Speaker 02

  Be like, hi.

• 21:40Bobby Lee?

  Hi.

• 21:41Speaker 04

  No, it's when you be sucking dick and shit. That's the thing that be making people...

• 21:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You think I've sucked dick before?

• 21:45Speaker 04

  For sure.

• 21:45Speaker 02

  Also Bobby's a gay name.

• 21:47Speaker 04

  Look at you. Look at your mouth. It's still on your lip.

• 21:49Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 21:50Speaker 04

  You didn't wipe it off.

• 21:50Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay.

• 21:51Speaker 02

  Bobby is, Bobby's a gay name. You should be like, I'm Robert.

• 21:55Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Let's go back to you.

• 21:57Speaker 02

  Okay, let's go back.

• 21:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 22:00Speaker 04

  It is gay for immigrants to have American names. I think that's kinda goofy.

• 22:04Bobby Lee?

  I was born here, though.

• 22:05Speaker 04

  Prove it.

• 22:12Bobby Lee?

  I don't, I don't think I can.

• 22:15Bobby Lee?

  I don't know if I can prove it.

• 22:16Speaker 03

  I have your birth certificate.

• 22:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, she has my.

• 22:18Speaker 02

  Why do you have his birth certificate?

• 22:20Speaker 03

  Cause we dated for ten years and he doesn't know how to keep paperwork. So I'm like, you know, mother hen.

• 22:24Speaker 04

  I'll do it.

• 22:26Bobby Lee?

  So, um, your parents, did they get divorced early?

• 22:29Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 22:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, did that break your heart?

• 22:31Speaker 02

  No.

• 22:32Speaker 03

  Was it your dad who was a big fan of comedy?

• 22:35Speaker 02

  Yeah, my dad, like in the nineties, like early, early nineties, used to host for Joe Rogan and they would like go up and down like college clubs in.

• 22:45Bobby Lee?

  Boston area, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 22:46Speaker 02

  Yeah, and my dad once watched Joe Rogan punch a guy in an empty crowd for talking during his performance.

• 22:52Bobby Lee?

  That's about right, yeah.

• 22:53Speaker 02

  Yeah, and then my dad like, I don't think ever did comedy after that ever again.

• 22:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really?

• 22:58Speaker 02

  Yeah, I think, I, yeah.

• 22:59Bobby Lee?

  How long you been doing comedy?

• 23:00Speaker 02

  I've been doing standup for, since I moved to New York, so two and a half years.

• 23:04Bobby Lee?

  That's amazing. I bet you're funny.

• 23:06Speaker 02

  I am.

• 23:07Bobby Lee?

  Leah.

• 23:07Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 23:09Bobby Lee?

  Um, boyfriend?

• 23:10Speaker 04

  Open eyes, please. Yes. No, no, just a bunch of like.

• 23:16Bobby Lee?

  Rando's?

• 23:17Speaker 04

  Yeah. Bunch of victims and randos.

• 23:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 23:20Speaker 04

  Whoever just like, again, who's ever just nice to me and eats my ass and just like.

• 23:24Speaker 05

  Is that like a key? For a guy to eat ass for you?

• 23:28Speaker 04

  Why are you writing that down?

• 23:29Speaker 05

  No, I'm not writing it down.

• 23:30Speaker 04

  He's like, and.

• 23:32Bobby Lee?

  Jaime, why do you have glitter on your face?

• 23:33Speaker 05

  Um, I don't have glitter.

• 23:34Speaker 04

  Probably from me.

• 23:35Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 23:36Speaker 05

  Well, it's cause I did help you with the luggage.

• 23:38Speaker 04

  Yeah, he did do that.

• 23:39Bobby Lee?

  You just flew in?

• 23:40Speaker 04

  Yeah, uh, kinda, I've just been carrying my luggage around everywhere I've been going, cause I've been around the block. You know what I'm saying?

• 23:47Speaker 05

  She was just waiting for a nice man.

• 23:48Speaker 04

  Oh yeah, I literally was on the curb like a full on prostitute and I was like, no one can pick my shit, this is where the fuck.

• 23:53Bobby Lee?

  You guys have spots lined up?

• 23:54Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 23:55Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 23:55Bobby Lee?

  Where?

• 23:56Speaker 02

  Different places.

• 23:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah?

• 23:57Speaker 02

  I've been doing the Elysian, I've done a few at the Comedy Store, I'm doing Steve Fury's Comedy Confidential Show with the, where you read the stuff.

• 24:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 24:06Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 24:06Bobby Lee?

  Very nice.

• 24:07Speaker 02

  I've just been bouncing around.

• 24:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'd love to see you guys.

• 24:09Speaker 04

  I'm at the Comedy Store on Friday.

• 24:12Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 24:12Speaker 04

  The Belly Room.

• 24:13Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's a nice.

• 24:14Speaker 04

  And I've been, I'm not, I'm open to do shows, but I want to like settle in first before I actually like committed to do a show, cause LA's.

• 24:21Bobby Lee?

  Are you living here now?

• 24:22Speaker 04

  I'm I'm going to.

• 24:26Speaker 04

  I'm filming a movie right now, so that's why.

• 24:29Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 24:30Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 24:30Speaker 02

  Yeah, you guys are so funny.

• 24:32Speaker 04

  Thank you for platform, having a platform for like mental illness and just like.

• 24:36Speaker 02

  Thank you. You're okay, we're okay.

• 24:44Speaker 04

  What is your name again?

• 24:45Speaker 05

  It's Jamie Garcia.

• 24:46Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 24:47Speaker 02

  Why'd you change it to Jamie? Because she said the immigrant.

• 24:51Speaker 04

  It's gay and weird and yeah.

• 24:53Speaker 05

  Okay, it's Hyman.

• 24:54Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 24:54Speaker 04

  Like a Hyman?

• 24:55Speaker 05

  No, it's J A.

• 24:56Speaker 04

  Sexy, no, say sexy.

• 24:57Speaker 05

  Oh, it's Hyman then.

• 24:58Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's what gets you.

• 24:59Speaker 02

  I had two Hymans. I had to get them cut into one. Oh, you're one of those. You had two. I had a septate Hyman and I had to get it sliced into one.

• 25:07Speaker 04

  Who discovered that?

• 25:08Speaker 02

  Uh, a gynecologist. She was like, there's two here. And I was like, oh, and then. Now I'm happy. Did it ever like.

• 25:19Speaker 04

  Must be nice.

• 25:20Speaker 02

  Were you like symptomatic at all? Yeah, it like hurt during sex because it was like two holes pushed into one, up one. Yeah. You know, nobody got two dicks. Don't nobody got two dicks, but.

• 25:32Speaker 04

  You're like a Rick and Morty alien. That's crazy.

• 25:35Speaker 02

  I had two Hymans, got them snipped into one.

• 25:38Bobby Lee?

  What is a Hyman?

• 25:40Speaker 05

  I can tell you.

• 25:41Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead.

• 25:41Speaker 02

  Go ahead.

• 25:42Speaker 05

  It's a tissue that covers.

• 25:45Speaker 02

  Oh, wow.

• 25:46Speaker 04

  You're doing it, go ahead. Yep.

• 25:47Speaker 05

  That covers the vaginal, some part, I don't know, bro.

• 25:52Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 25:53Speaker 04

  Can you tell us?

• 25:55Bobby Lee?

  Is it here the fallopian tubes?

• 25:56Speaker 02

  No, so that's inside.

• 25:58Speaker 04

  I don't know none of that shit.

• 25:59Bobby Lee?

  The Hyman's outside.

• 26:00Speaker 02

  Hyman's outside. The Hyman is like, it is like it's tissue that goes over the vaginal opening and when you have sex for the first time, it like perforates. And breaks open and it kind of just like, like.

• 26:10Bobby Lee?

  So you had a double wall?

• 26:12Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 26:12Bobby Lee?

  That's what we should do with the border.

• 26:13Speaker 02

  I had two.

• 26:15Bobby Lee?

  Call Trump.

• 26:16Speaker 02

  I had two Hymans for the, for the pussy of one.

• 26:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 26:19Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 26:20Bobby Lee?

  Um, so how do you break through two Hymans?

• 26:23Speaker 02

  Uh, you just gotta, you, I got, uh, was put under anesthesia and they took like a scalpel and they just cut.

• 26:28Speaker 04

  Oh my.

• 26:29Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god.

• 26:29Speaker 04

  They circumcised you.

• 26:31Speaker 02

  Uh, yeah.

• 26:31Bobby Lee?

  You were having sex with two hymens or just you had one hymen broke and you had another hymen?

• 26:35Speaker 02

  When I had sex for the first time, my hymen split into two and then afterwards I would have sex and I'd be like, "This kinda hurts, but whatever." And then I had a gynecologist who was like, "There's two holes here." And so then they fixed it and now it's one hole. But what sucks is I thought that during the surgery, I don't know, since I was under, I thought like, "Okay, they can give me a labiaplasty while I'm down there, a husband stitch or something." They left all of like the extra bits. So all of that like extra tissue, even though it's like cut into one normal hole now, it's just still there.

• 27:08Speaker 04

  That's disgusting.

• 27:10Speaker 02

  Yeah, it looks so crazy as fuck.

• 27:12Speaker 04

  But good for you.

• 27:12Speaker 02

  So I had that second one, the septate, the third one.

• 27:16Bobby Lee?

  The third one, all the little two holes there. It's a bedbug. So the penis went into one hole.

• 27:21Speaker 02

  Yeah, the penis would go into one hole and then the other one would like get kind of pulled. It was just too, it was too tight of an opening. And so.

• 27:29Speaker 04

  Okay, brag.

• 27:31Bobby Lee?

  Look at the one with like nine little holes. That would, that would be crazy.

• 27:34Speaker 02

  Yeah. The curviform?

• 27:35Bobby Lee?

  Brad Williams would love that one.

• 27:38Speaker 02

  Oh, because he's small. Yeah. Right.

• 27:42Speaker 05

  Yeah, this is why I call myself Jamie.

• 27:44Speaker 04

  Ew, this is weird, this is.

• 27:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:46Speaker 02

  So they cut, they cut it into one, they removed that like little middle part of tissue, but then they sort of like didn't remove all of it and so there's like some stuffs, there's tissue still in the opening, but it doesn't affect me sexually or.

• 28:04Speaker 04

  Pull up mine, pull up mine.

• 28:06Speaker 02

  Yeah, we put it somewhere.

• 28:07Speaker 04

  It's what you have. I don't know where.

• 28:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Let me guess, let me guess what.

• 28:12Speaker 04

  Guess what's mine, Bobby?

• 28:13Bobby Lee?

  Ah, you are, yours is the last one, the.

• 28:16Speaker 02

  Paris.

• 28:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's yours definitely. Looks like it's a mouth and has teeth. Yours is grizzly.

• 28:23Speaker 04

  Crunchy.

• 28:24Bobby Lee?

  Is yours grizzly or what? Look at me. Is yours grizzly or what, dog?

• 28:28Speaker 02

  What does grizzly mean?

• 28:28Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 28:29Speaker 04

  Yeah, what the fuck are you talking about? It's kinda cheese grater-ish.

• 28:32Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, that's what I meant. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 28:34Speaker 04

  Like dick goes in and comes out and like shreds.

• 28:37Speaker 02

  The skin is still floating around inside.

• 28:39Speaker 04

  Yeah, I hope not. I don't like commitment.

• 28:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:42Speaker 04

  So, yeah. Yours is Bobby, yours is the fembric. That swastika pussy right there. That's you though.

• 28:52Bobby Lee?

  Well, looks like the wicker man. Right, anyway, um, I don't have a pussy, Leah, you know?

• 28:58Speaker 04

  Yeah, but I don't want to find out, I don't care.

• 29:00Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 29:00Speaker 02

  It's not our thing.

• 29:01Speaker 04

  I think if you did, you'd be a lot cooler.

• 29:03Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you don't think I'm cool?

• 29:04Speaker 04

  I, for an old man, yeah.

• 29:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 29:07Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 29:07Bobby Lee?

  I'm an old guy now, huh?

• 29:08Speaker 04

  Sorry, for an old nigga, you're kinda cool.

• 29:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 29:10Speaker 04

  See, I just wanted you to show how cool you are.

• 29:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 29:13Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 29:13Bobby Lee?

  I'm old now, huh?

• 29:15Speaker 04

  Uh-huh.

• 29:15Bobby Lee?

  I'm the old man on the block.

• 29:16Speaker 02

  Some might call you Ank.

• 29:18Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 29:19Bobby Lee?

  What does Ank mean, baby?

• 29:21Speaker 02

  It's like uncle.

• 29:22Bobby Lee?

  Oh, uncle.

• 29:22Speaker 03

  Well, I heard that Ank is, um, someone said it's actually not uncle, it's uncool.

• 29:27Speaker 02

  No.

• 29:27Speaker 04

  No.

• 29:28Speaker 02

  It's Ank, right?

• 29:28Speaker 04

  She got black Air Force, she's not black around anymore.

• 29:31Speaker 02

  Ank is like usually, I mean, it started as like how you, what you would call like a middle aged to elderly black man who like has nothing to do and is kinda just sitting in a lawn chair outside.

• 29:42Speaker 04

  Ank, Ank is the dude that got the Air Force, is the white ones, that's hanging out at the bar, Applebee's during happy hour in the corner buying the two dollar shots, not that I would know.

• 29:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 29:52Speaker 04

  But he's the one that's like, I'll take care of you.

• 29:54Bobby Lee?

  Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 29:55Speaker 04

  But ain't got shit to do.

• 29:57Speaker 02

  Yeah, he's a layabout.

• 29:58Speaker 04

  He's a layabout, yes.

• 29:59Speaker 02

  Ank is an elder male layabout, but now, yes.

• 30:02Bobby Lee?

  But I, I never hang out in areas I ain't supposed to be.

• 30:05Speaker 04

  Anymore.

• 30:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. At, at a certain age, like, yeah, I ain't going to the club.

• 30:11Speaker 03

  Or Applebee's.

• 30:11Speaker 02

  Good, thank God.

• 30:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:12Speaker 02

  I would be really scared if I turned around in the club and I saw this face

• 30:16Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 30:17Speaker 02

  Under some strobe lights.

• 30:18Speaker 04

  I'd be scared as fuck, I'd call ICE immediately, I was like, this man is Mexican, man.

• 30:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 30:22Speaker 04

  This fucking, are you Mexican?

• 30:24Bobby Lee?

  Um, Korean.

• 30:26Speaker 04

  Hmm.

• 30:29Speaker 04

  Oh, that type of age.

• 30:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't like the Koreans?

• 30:32Speaker 04

  No, I, because my mom, my mom, you know what's funny? You know they say that black people can't be racist? Yes, they can, my mom was like literally a Nazi. And, which is like, shout out because it's like, you know, she deserves it, but yeah, she, she talks so bad about like everybody. She's like, Japanese, think, she's like, Japanese act like they're better than Chinese and, and, and Filipinos are the niggas of the Asians and that Korean. Yeah, and I'm like.

• 30:53Bobby Lee?

  What are the Koreans, though?

• 30:54Speaker 04

  Koreans are just, uh, uh, in the way, you know?

• 30:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh, we're in the way, we're in the way. What do you prefer?

• 31:01Speaker 04

  Money.

• 31:02Bobby Lee?

  Okay, Asians with money.

• 31:03Speaker 02

  Jews.

• 31:03Speaker 04

  Asian, Asian. Now, Jews is stingy with their money.

• 31:07Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 31:07Speaker 04

  Asians too. But I feel like if you think I can make you money.

• 31:12Bobby Lee?

  I'm generous.

• 31:13Speaker 04

  Jews, if you make them money.

• 31:14Speaker 02

  Give her twenty dollars right now.

• 31:16Speaker 04

  No.

• 31:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, well.

• 31:16Speaker 04

  No, give me two hundred, the fuck?

• 31:18Speaker 02

  Oh, two hundred dollars right now.

• 31:20Speaker 04

  You want two hundred dollars? I want two hundred. I'm being nice.

• 31:22Speaker 07

  So ridiculous.

• 31:24Speaker 05

  Tell them, sister.

• 31:26Speaker 04

  Thank you, brother.

• 31:26Speaker 02

  Oh, my god.

• 31:27Speaker 04

  Run that shit. Thank you. Alright. Now, give her a hundred for being my, my white course, uh, my white, uh, yeah.

• 31:35Speaker 07

  I may try, I may try.

• 31:36Speaker 04

  That is called the nineteenth amendment, ladies and gentlemen, that is.

• 31:40Speaker 02

  That was incredible.

• 31:41Speaker 04

  Get to it.

• 31:42Speaker 05

  About me, Bobby?

• 31:43Bobby Lee?

  No. No, no, no, no.

• 31:45Speaker 05

  Any hundred dollars?

• 31:46Bobby Lee?

  No, no, you're not gonna, you get nothing.

• 31:47Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 31:48Bobby Lee?

  You get absolutely nothing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's going on? I want you to have it.

• 31:52Speaker 02

  I'm happy.

• 31:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Thanks for coming.

• 31:54Speaker 02

  You're welcome.

• 31:54Bobby Lee?

  Now, get the fuck out of here.

• 31:58Speaker 02

  I love a hundred dollars.

• 31:59Speaker 04

  That's her Uber money.

• 31:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 32:00Speaker 02

  That's all I'm getting.

• 32:00Bobby Lee?

  We didn't get her Uber? We didn't get her Uber?

• 32:04Speaker 04

  Me too.

• 32:05Speaker 02

  And her too.

• 32:05Speaker 04

  I'll take a jet.

• 32:06Bobby Lee?

  I gave you two hundred. What?

• 32:09Speaker 04

  You know about slavery? Do you remember slavery?

• 32:11Speaker 02

  And the Holocaust.

• 32:12Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 32:13Speaker 02

  For me.

• 32:13Speaker 04

  You Jewish now?

• 32:13Speaker 02

  Uh huh.

• 32:14Speaker 04

  Okay. Y'all got museums and shit.

• 32:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 32:17Speaker 04

  I'm still suffering, okay? Black Lives Matter just happened.

• 32:19Bobby Lee?

  Where are you at? Where do you want to be driven to?

• 32:21Speaker 04

  Shit, where you trying to go?

• 32:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. No, where you gonna go?

• 32:24Speaker 04

  What we trying to do?

• 32:25Bobby Lee?

  No, if we get an Uber, where do, where are we gonna take you?

• 32:27Speaker 04

  Where I'm staying.

• 32:28Bobby Lee?

  Where? What side, what part of town?

• 32:30Speaker 04

  First of all, don't.

• 32:31Bobby Lee?

  No, no, you.

• 32:32Speaker 04

  No, no.

• 32:32Bobby Lee?

  No, you got aggressive first.

• 32:34Speaker 04

  First of all.

• 32:34Bobby Lee?

  It's my fucking show. I get to say what?

• 32:36Speaker 04

  I.

• 32:37Bobby Lee?

  I'm ugly.

• 32:38Speaker 04

  I have a small.

• 32:39Bobby Lee?

  I'm ugly, I'm fat.

• 32:40Speaker 04

  I have a small.

• 32:41Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 32:41Speaker 02

  We're gay. Don't forget, you're gay, you're gay.

• 32:43Bobby Lee?

  I'm gay.

• 32:43Speaker 04

  What's your fucking?

• 32:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Right? So, no, fuck you.

• 32:46Speaker 04

  Wildo ass fucking ass.

• 32:47Bobby Lee?

  Where do you want to go, bitch?

• 32:48Speaker 04

  Alright, your mom's behind me?

• 32:50Bobby Lee?

  Whoa.

• 32:52Speaker 04

  Why you breathing like that?

• 32:53Bobby Lee?

  I got, I got angry.

• 32:55Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 32:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 32:56Speaker 05

  He's old, short breath.

• 32:57Speaker 04

  I'm saying. I have a small throat. I can suck you off and keep it cool. Like, it ain't gotta be weird. Big teeth, small jaw.

• 33:08Speaker 02

  Do you enjoy sucking dick?

• 33:09Speaker 04

  I do.

• 33:10Speaker 02

  Oh, wow.

• 33:11Speaker 04

  If I like them.

• 33:12Speaker 02

  You're really brave.

• 33:13Speaker 04

  If I like them.

• 33:13Bobby Lee?

  You don't like it?

• 33:14Speaker 04

  If I like them.

• 33:15Speaker 03

  I don't either.

• 33:16Speaker 02

  Sunday morning cartoons playing in my fucking head the whole time. Terrible experience. I'm thinking about my childhood. I'm thinking about the woman I used to be.

• 33:22Speaker 04

  Well, see, I didn't have a childhood, so it's very easy for me to do it.

• 33:25Speaker 02

  Teeth hitting it the whole fucking time. I'm chomping, I'm mashing.

• 33:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 33:28Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm just terrible.

• 33:29Speaker 04

  If the dick is ugly and weird shaped, probably what you got going on, no. She's brave. She's a soldier.

• 33:36Speaker 02

  I was so.

• 33:36Speaker 04

  Actually, give her, give her $200. Give her $200. For doing the Lord's work. Yeah, if I like him and if it's not, but if it's a weird dick, nah, no.

• 33:47Bobby Lee?

  I don't have a weird dick!

• 33:49Speaker 04

  I don't give a fuck!

• 33:52Bobby Lee?

  Can I defend myself real quick?

• 33:53Speaker 04

  Whatever.

• 33:54Speaker 02

  Go ahead.

• 33:54Bobby Lee?

  No, don't whatever me.

• 33:55Speaker 04

  It's your shit.

• 33:56Bobby Lee?

  It's my shit.

• 33:57Speaker 02

  Go ahead.

• 33:57Bobby Lee?

  Alright.

• 33:58Speaker 04

  I got the money. I got the money. Don't care.

• 34:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, forget it. I want to defend it. I accept it. I have a crooked weird dick. Is it weird? Be honest.

• 34:07Speaker 03

  No.

• 34:08Bobby Lee?

  Thank you. Tell her.

• 34:09Speaker 03

  I used to always say it was like...

• 34:10Bobby Lee?

  Tell Leah.

• 34:11Speaker 04

  I'm 12. I feel like this is a sex offender situation going on. I'm definitely...

• 34:15Speaker 02

  Me too, me too, me too.

• 34:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 34:17Speaker 02

  And it's a prison to be around?

• 34:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 34:19Speaker 03

  Yeah. Wait, with your, um, situationship, like, what's the forecast?

• 34:25Speaker 02

  What's the forecast? I mean, I feel, honestly, I feel like it will go all the way. That's what you're hoping.

• 34:32Speaker 04

  Like prison or something, like jail or...

• 34:33Speaker 02

  I think, I think my forecast with it is I'm too busy and hate dating so much that, and same with him, that I think we'll just stick it out until we both get bored.

• 34:46Speaker 04

  You are 21, for sure. You are 21, for sure.

• 34:49Bobby Lee?

  Being the old guy in the room may make a suggestion.

• 34:52Speaker 04

  Yes, senior citizen.

• 34:53Bobby Lee?

  Say something wise, right? Right now, you guys are young stand-up comedians, right? Focus only on that.

• 35:03Bobby Lee?

  Get a career. You can get dick anytime you want.

• 35:07Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's why we do it.

• 35:08Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 35:08Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 35:09Bobby Lee?

  I just don't want, I don't want you to be distracted.

• 35:12Speaker 04

  Thank you, Papa.

• 35:13Bobby Lee?

  I want you guys to, um.

• 35:14Speaker 02

  I'm locked in.

• 35:14Bobby Lee?

  Fulfill.

• 35:15Speaker 04

  Yeah, like, there's no dick in this world that could ever detour anything.

• 35:18Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good, good.

• 35:19Speaker 02

  No, it's never that interesting.

• 35:21Speaker 04

  Even if I got like chlamydia or something, I wouldn't say it.

• 35:23Speaker 02

  Women who throw their lives away for dick, you're retarded and you're gonna die.

• 35:29Speaker 02

  You're not, you're not gonna last. Let's focus on making money.

• 35:32Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 35:33Speaker 02

  Let's focus on the light bill, you know?

• 35:34Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 35:35Speaker 02

  The light bill? Pay your light bill, stupid bitch. I'm not.

• 35:39Bobby Lee?

  So stupid, right?

• 35:40Speaker 02

  Nothing, nothing can ever, um, take my eye away from the money.

• 35:43Speaker 04

  Never, at, at all, ever.

• 35:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:45Speaker 04

  I, I kill, I kill men.

• 35:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:47Speaker 02

  Oh, you killed them?

• 35:48Speaker 04

  Like emotionally. Like, yeah, I just, yeah, so I don't even.

• 35:52Bobby Lee?

  I talked to a friend recently, yesterday, was like, very funny stand-up female, she's like, well, I'm moving to Florida with my guy.

• 35:59Speaker 04

  Oh!

• 36:01Speaker 02

  Dumb cunt.

• 36:03Bobby Lee?

  Alright, bye.

• 36:04Speaker 04

  He brainwashed her into thinking that she's not funny enough to continue stand-up. Cause she probably is funny enough to do it.

• 36:10Bobby Lee?

  Well, they justify it. They go, well, there's stage time in Florida.

• 36:13Speaker 04

  Ah, yeah, it's called AA, like, it's fucking, sure.

• 36:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 36:18Speaker 04

  The fuck? No, but God bless.

• 36:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:20Speaker 04

  Well, after the show, send me your info so I can talk some sense into it.

• 36:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's really dark.

• 36:24Speaker 04

  That's dark as fuck.

• 36:25Bobby Lee?

  I mean, the, but the good news is, he's a billionaire. That's why he's a billionaire.

• 36:29Speaker 04

  See, that's where you fucked up. You didn't start out with that.

• 36:32Speaker 02

  I called her a dumb cunt.

• 36:34Speaker 04

  Yeah, what the fuck, like, for what reason?

• 36:36Speaker 02

  That was so rude, I'm so sorry.

• 36:37Speaker 04

  Like, you didn't say that he could, like, save her whole entire life.

• 36:40Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so you would quit comedy?

• 36:41Speaker 04

  Fuck, yes, absolutely.

• 36:42Bobby Lee?

  For a billionaire?

• 36:43Speaker 04

  Yeah, and then, uh, he surprisingly would die some way, and then I'd get back on stage.

• 36:48Speaker 02

  I don't know if I would quit comedy to win over a male billionaire, just because men are so finicky and I'm already so bad with them that I know I'd probably only be able to keep his attention for like, three weeks.

• 36:58Speaker 04

  That's why cyanide works instantly, so.

• 37:01Speaker 02

  Oh!

• 37:02Bobby Lee?

  Murder.

• 37:02Speaker 02

  That's so smart.

• 37:04Speaker 04

  I wouldn't do it, but you know, he's got some enemies, a baby mama or something. Fucking, you know, his, what, uh, lawnmower guy?

• 37:12Bobby Lee?

  Lawnmower, I don't cut lawnmower.

• 37:13Speaker 04

  I'm just looking.

• 37:14Speaker 02

  Have you ever modded on?

• 37:15Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 37:17Speaker 04

  The strength you used pulling up my luggage, yeah, that was.

• 37:21Bobby Lee?

  Well, tell me some of your jobs before comedy and we'll see if you're.

• 37:25Speaker 05

  McDonald's.

• 37:26Bobby Lee?

  That's Mexi- that's Mexican Lite.

• 37:28Speaker 05

  McDonald's, T-Mobile.

• 37:30Speaker 04

  Oh, that's Mexicans, fuck.

• 37:32Speaker 05

  Okay, I lied, MetroPCS.

• 37:34Speaker 04

  Oh. Dominican? Fucking Dominican.

• 37:39Speaker 05

  No, there's Mexicans in Metro.

• 37:40Speaker 02

  There are hella Mexicans in Metro. I share an address.

• 37:43Speaker 04

  The bus.

• 37:45Speaker 02

  My apartment in Brooklyn, I share an address with a MetroPCS. They get my mail, I get theirs. And there's a soulful white boy that works at the MetroPCS, but also at the deli across the street. Only white guy I've ever seen working at a deli. It's crazy. He's addicted to having a job. He has like a chin strap beard. He's always wearing Playboy Carti merch. And all he does every day is, because there's no customers at the MetroPCS, he sits on my friend's stoop and he drinks 40s all day and just leaves them. And so I have to kick them to the side when I get home. And he just sits there all day and he watches videos on his phone of other people playing video games. And he works at a deli.

• 38:17Speaker 04

  What makes him soulful?

• 38:18Speaker 02

  What makes him soulful?

• 38:19Speaker 04

  The 40s?

• 38:20Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 38:21Speaker 04

  The 40s drinking like a six-year-old black man that was in prison for 20 years?

• 38:25Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 38:25Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 38:26Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 38:26Speaker 04

  That's very soul. You don't date black men, do you?

• 38:29Speaker 02

  Um, I've.

• 38:30Speaker 04

  You seem like you would and should.

• 38:31Speaker 02

  I've been into black guys. Black guys have been into me, but it's never lined up in that way. Like, I've never, a black guy that I've liked has never liked me back. A black guy that likes me, I've never liked back at the same time.

• 38:43Speaker 04

  What are the type of black guys that like you?

• 38:45Speaker 02

  Nerds, like comedy guys, dorks.

• 38:48Speaker 04

  They jack off to like, was it Kentsen Thai or was it? Yeah, that kind of shit.

• 38:53Speaker 02

  It's black guys that like, like experimental jazz music. It's black guys that like, yes. It's black guys that like anime. It's black guys that like video games.

• 39:02Speaker 04

  And you like the black guys that are like NBA players?

• 39:05Speaker 02

  No, actually. I, I, I like, I like the type of black guy that like, likes comedy and likes music and.

• 39:13Speaker 04

  Gay.

• 39:14Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 39:15Speaker 04

  Yeah, okay. Well, give the other ones a chance.

• 39:17Speaker 02

  I like a guy in like a, a nice, like a big oversized denim jacket who is gonna come up to me at a party and be like, "Let's talk about the new Ghostface Killer album." You know, which has happened to me before apropos of nothing.

• 39:32Speaker 02

  Black guys literally come up to me at parties and they're like, "I wanna talk about Memphis rap with you." And I just have to be like, "Okay, this is the next hour of my life." And I always have something incisive to say. I always have something incisive to say.

• 39:42Speaker 04

  And they're the ones, they would fight for you.

• 39:44Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 39:45Speaker 05

  I have a question from both of you ladies.

• 39:48Speaker 05

  I'm learning a lot about you two guys. Pretty hot, I'm just kidding.

• 39:53Speaker 05

  Now, have you ever been with a guy that, you guys hooked up with guys and after that have you told a guy, well, the guy, he fell in love, right?

• 40:01Speaker 04

  English.

• 40:01Speaker 05

  I'm trying to, girl.

• 40:07Speaker 02

  Such a racial evening with you all.

• 40:10Speaker 05

  So, the guy's like, "Damn, I'm in love with you now."

• 40:13Speaker 04

  Why, he's making that up?

• 40:14Speaker 02

  My pussy doesn't have that affect.

• 40:16Speaker 04

  "Damn, I'm in love with you now, girl." "My sister."

• 40:19Speaker 02

  I don't think I've ever made a man in love with me after fucking him. I have genuinely trash, trash pussy. The only person that would like my pussy is a raccoon, I think. Really, it's, I've never, I've never had that happen.

• 40:32Speaker 04

  What was, is that what, is that the full question?

• 40:34Speaker 05

  You tell him, "No, baby, you can't be falling in love with me." Like, have you ever told a guy?

• 40:38Speaker 04

  No, fall in love so I can rob you. I'm gonna fuck, that's not my problem, you bitch. Like, you fall in love with me? I, now, I don't think anyone's ever fallen in, no, I think people, I don't know about my pussy though. I don't, I have like, shopping spree at Ross pussy. I don't really have like, fucking take me to like Chanel.

• 40:54Speaker 02

  I have, I have Goodwill dressing room pussy.

• 40:56Speaker 04

  Type shit, yeah, on a Sunday morning.

• 40:58Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's crumpled in the corner on the bench, yeah.

• 41:01Speaker 05

  What about Damon Buster?

• 41:02Speaker 04

  I be chilling.

• 41:03Speaker 03

  What if, what's your experience with that, Hyman?

• 41:05Speaker 05

  What about Damon, well, Damon Buster?

• 41:06Speaker 04

  How many bitches have you said, "Ay, yo, bitch, the pussy's so good." And she was like, "No, shawty."

• 41:11Speaker 05

  Shit, I'll be honest.

• 41:12Speaker 04

  "Who are you? Get off of me."

• 41:13Speaker 05

  I had a one night stand.

• 41:14Speaker 02

  You had a one night stand?

• 41:16Speaker 05

  Yeah, a couple of days ago.

• 41:18Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 41:18Speaker 05

  And like, she told me, "Baby, my pussy too good." She said it, but she's like, "Well, 'cause we're about to fuck," and then...

• 41:27Speaker 04

  Such a virgin, go ahead. These lies, this is fake story.

• 41:30Speaker 05

  I have sex.

• 41:34Speaker 04

  Prove it.

• 41:37Speaker 05

  I have underbite.

• 41:40Speaker 05

  So, yeah. And, uh, no, she's like, my pussy's too good for you and like, you're gonna fall in love, so, you know, don't fall in love with me, cuz there's somebody else.

• 41:49Speaker 03

  Is that what she said? She was in a relationship?

• 41:51Speaker 02

  She wanted you up at her house.

• 41:52Speaker 03

  She liked another dude.

• 41:53Speaker 04

  She wanted a ride to work. That's, that's really what she needed.

• 41:56Speaker 05

  No, it was in her apartment.

• 41:57Speaker 04

  It was in her apartment?

• 41:58Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 41:59Speaker 02

  But Jaime is one of those, like, real sweet romantics, like, he sends soup. He sends flowers.

• 42:05Speaker 05

  He's kidding.

• 42:06Speaker 02

  Yeah, he's like, he's our, he's our sweetie pie.

• 42:09Speaker 04

  Do you whisper to the pussy, like, through your underbite? Do you like? Yo quiero taco, baby.

• 42:13Speaker 05

  No, I don't eat pussy.

• 42:15Speaker 05

  I don't eat pussy like that.

• 42:18Speaker 05

  No, like, I don't just eat random pussy, like, it has to be like, good pussy, you know what I mean? I have to fall in love with the girl.

• 42:23Speaker 04

  You don't have, okay.

• 42:25Speaker 05

  Bobby, say six, seven, please.

• 42:26Speaker 04

  Right.

• 42:28Speaker 02

  Right.

• 42:29Speaker 05

  Bobby's so confused.

• 42:31Speaker 02

  Let's move past that.

• 42:32Speaker 05

  Yeah, Bobby, take over.

• 42:35Speaker 02

  I can, I can tell you're a good person.

• 42:37Speaker 05

  No, thank you.

• 42:38Speaker 04

  Yeah, you have good, you have good person, like, weight.

• 42:41Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 42:41Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 42:42Speaker 02

  You help old ladies across the street and stuff.

• 42:44Speaker 03

  Yeah. Cuz he has, like, all sisters. So I know he's got, like, lots of sister energy.

• 42:49Speaker 04

  Oh, they beat the fuck out of you.

• 42:51Speaker 05

  No, they beat the fuck out of each other, not me.

• 42:53Speaker 02

  Mexican women are so important. I dated a Mexican girl in college and I got, it sent me into psychosis.

• 43:00Speaker 02

  Full-blown psychosis. I was like, somebody's always knocking at the door. And it was just because I didn't have that Fifi in my life anymore.

• 43:08Speaker 02

  Mexican women are really, really important.

• 43:10Speaker 04

  My mom said that Mexican women, uh, smell like donuts and Fabuloso.

• 43:16Speaker 02

  And I love that scent.

• 43:17Speaker 03

  It's a very nostalgic scent, though.

• 43:19Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 43:20Speaker 03

  I, I can get behind that, like, laundry, old-school, like, laundry detergent scent. That makes me feel like warm fuzzies.

• 43:26Speaker 02

  They get up at, like, seven in the morning on a Sunday and they're cleaning, music loud as fuck.

• 43:30Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 43:31Speaker 02

  It's like, I'm home.

• 43:31Speaker 03

  Yeah, I love that. They blast, like, Ana Gabrielle, all, like, the hits and stuff. Oh, so good.

• 43:37Speaker 05

  I have no idea what's going on.

• 43:38Speaker 03

  What are the thoughts?

• 43:39Speaker 02

  Sexually, what are you thinking about when it's happening?

• 43:41Speaker 05

  When you're having sex?

• 43:44Bobby Lee?

  I try not to come?

• 43:46Speaker 03

  Nah.

• 43:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 43:47Speaker 04

  What do you fuck?

• 43:48Bobby Lee?

  What do I fuck?

• 43:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, who do you be fucking on now that it's not her anymore?

• 43:52Speaker 04

  Right.

• 43:52Speaker 03

  Oh my god, girls are way gorgeous, gorgeous, beautiful, amazing women.

• 43:57Speaker 05

  Amazing.

• 43:58Speaker 02

  Yeah, but you're like really gorgeous and amazing and smart and awesome and you have amazing bone structure.

• 44:02Speaker 03

  Thank you. I'll take a bone structure.

• 44:04Bobby Lee?

  I agree with, I mean, I, you know, yeah, I mean, yeah, I miss her.

• 44:08Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 44:09Speaker 04

  Oh, here we go.

• 44:14Speaker 02

  Bring her, bring her.

• 44:16Speaker 04

  You've all been a bartender at showing peaks now we gotta listen to.

• 44:20Speaker 03

  Are you guys friends with exes at all?

• 44:22Speaker 04

  Fuck no, I think they're dead.

• 44:24Speaker 02

  I have one ex that I am still friends with because he was a really good, nice guy, but the other two I don't really talk to.

• 44:29Speaker 04

  No, fuck that. I think they're dead and I hope they, well, I wouldn't hope they are, but if they are, it's fine.

• 44:34Speaker 05

  They loved you.

• 44:34Speaker 02

  One of them's a guy now, one of them's a guy now, which that's frightening and I don't want to contend with that because that was the Mexican girl, she's a guy now. I, I don't want to have a Mexican twink in my life. I don't have space for that in my heart.

• 44:46Speaker 04

  Well, my first love was a pedophile, the other one, um, yeah, I was just like, I don't like kids, so it was never gonna work. And then the second one, it depends how rich the man is.

• 44:57Speaker 03

  What are some wholesome things on your mind, Bobby? Lee's start with you.

• 45:01Bobby Lee?

  You know, I'll be honest with you, um, I apologize, ladies, um, I'm a little lost.

• 45:07Speaker 02

  It's okay.

• 45:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't, I think we're on the same. I, I, I don't think, no, let me talk. You've talked more than me.

• 45:14Speaker 05

  No, I haven't.

• 45:14Bobby Lee?

  And it's my fucking show.

• 45:15Speaker 02

  Go ahead.

• 45:16Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 45:16Speaker 02

  Go ahead.

• 45:17Speaker 05

  I'll tell you right now.

• 45:18Bobby Lee?

  Tell me now then.

• 45:19Speaker 05

  No, you go first.

• 45:19Speaker 04

  You keep doing this, it's just kind of making, it's making us uncomfortable for each other.

• 45:23Bobby Lee?

  Okay, my bad. You know what I mean?

• 45:25Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 45:27Speaker 02

  I feel safe again.

• 45:28Speaker 04

  Come on, Hello Kitty.

• 45:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 45:29Speaker 02

  The diminutive Asian is back. Let's go.

• 45:31Bobby Lee?

  No, I, um, I've had a busy week, um, I came in, I don't think, I mean, on your wavelength, you guys are super quick. And in my mind, I can't catch up. I don't even know what the fuck you're talking about.

• 45:41Speaker 04

  Yeah, because we're women, he thought we were stupid.

• 45:44Bobby Lee?

  No, it's fast, it's witty, it's fun times, zany, zippy.

• 45:49Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 45:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 45:50Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 45:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so, um, I'm, yeah, yeah, I'm a little behind, but, um, yeah, I'm just observing.

• 45:57Speaker 04

  How are you, Bobby?

• 45:58Bobby Lee?

  I feel great.

• 45:58Speaker 03

  Wholesome, I said wholesome. What are some wholesome things?

• 46:01Bobby Lee?

  You want to talk about, um, let's, let's talk about Christmas and what that brings.

• 46:04Speaker 03

  Okay, yeah.

• 46:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 46:06Speaker 02

  My grandma, my grandma was found dead in her apartment a week ago.

• 46:11Speaker 03

  Was she really?

• 46:13Speaker 02

  Yeah, she was discovered dead.

• 46:15Speaker 03

  How long had she been dead?

• 46:18Speaker 02

  I don't know.

• 46:19Bobby Lee?

  Four hours? Wait, no one checked up on her?

• 46:21Speaker 02

  Rest in peace Barbara. She was in psychosis. We weren't talking to her.

• 46:24Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you, oh, really?

• 46:25Speaker 03

  Did she live out here in LA?

• 46:27Speaker 02

  She lived in Long Beach. She was in psychosis.

• 46:29Speaker 04

  That's a good way to go.

• 46:30Bobby Lee?

  How long was she dead before they found the body?

• 46:33Speaker 02

  We don't know.

• 46:33Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow.

• 46:34Speaker 02

  We have no idea.

• 46:35Bobby Lee?

  It could have been weeks?

• 46:35Speaker 02

  My mom and I are going tomorrow to go clean out her apartment that her corpse was in.

• 46:40Bobby Lee?

  Do you think she left?

• 46:40Speaker 04

  Who found her?

• 46:41Bobby Lee?

  Did she leave you anything?

• 46:42Speaker 02

  She didn't have jack fucking shit. My grandma was a problematic ass lesbian who was banned on Reddit for being transphobic. And, um...

• 46:48Speaker 03

  She was on Reddit?

• 46:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, my grandma was a prolific redditor who was banned for being transphobic. She was an ornery lesbian. She spent the last few months of her life in psychosis, but overall, she was a very troubled woman. And then she, they found, she was found dead.

• 47:03Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no.

• 47:04Speaker 02

  So that's...

• 47:05Bobby Lee?

  Devastating for the family?

• 47:06Speaker 02

  Uh...

• 47:07Bobby Lee?

  Did you shed a tear?

• 47:09Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 47:09Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good. I'm so sorry.

• 47:10Speaker 03

  Do you have memories of like grandma as a kid, or was she always kind of...

• 47:13Speaker 02

  She's always, was, was always somebody who was extremely kind of volatile and strange. I liked her though, because I can, I can sort of pal out with an ornery lesbian, you know? I can sort of, I can chop it up with a bitch like that. I can chop it up with a girl with borderline personality disorder just fine. So, I liked grandma, but she was troubled. She was troubled.

• 47:36Speaker 04

  I found my grandma dead, and I think it's because I watched Harry Potter, because my mom was saying that Harry Potter's witchcraft. And the one day we actually go see Harry Potter, I come home and she's dead, so I think...

• 47:46Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you know, we went from like the holiday spirit...

• 47:48Speaker 04

  Well, that is wholesome. That's family!

• 47:49Bobby Lee?

  I want to talk about Christmas!

• 47:51Speaker 02

  Family!

• 47:52Bobby Lee?

  Gingerbread, pumpkin spice, ginger, you know, stockings, you know what I mean? It goes right to fucking death? It's about purple pussy.

• 48:00Speaker 04

  You live some, you lose some.

• 48:01Speaker 03

  Let me tell you about my grandma then.

• 48:03Speaker 02

  Go ahead.

• 48:04Speaker 03

  On that note, so, um, my grandma, um, died a month after her son killed her other son.

• 48:13Bobby Lee?

  Whoa.

• 48:13Speaker 02

  That's a rich dad.

• 48:15Speaker 03

  Yeah. I think she was actually pretty, like, in good health, and I think she died of a broken heart. So, yeah, she died because of like a family murder. And that murderous uncle is still a part of our family and Bobby's met him. Did he ever go to prison? Yes, for a long time, seventeen years. You think he's rehabilitated? Absolutely not.

• 48:34Speaker 04

  No.

• 48:35Speaker 03

  Dude's rock, dude's rock.

• 48:37Speaker 04

  Damn, that's the, that's the Spanish side.

• 48:39Bobby Lee?

  Any New Year's resolutions? My grandma, my grandma.

• 48:44Speaker 03

  Bobby has an even sicker grandma story, now tell yours and tell the truth.

• 48:48Bobby Lee?

  Well, I'm not gonna tell that story over and over again, okay? I can tell you about mine. You gotta tell me about your grandma. She just put the Christmas tree up.

• 48:53Speaker 03

  Oh, abuela!

• 48:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, here we go, this is the wholesome shit.

• 48:56Speaker 03

  Abuelita!

• 48:57Bobby Lee?

  Did she die after? No.

• 48:59Speaker 03

  Bobby, please tell your grandma story. I wanna hear it.

• 49:02Bobby Lee?

  And then she made hot chocolate. Oh, she did? Yeah. Wow.

• 49:06Speaker 03

  We got a normie, we love a normie grandma.

• 49:08Bobby Lee?

  You guys use that kinda cinnamon, what's that called? Cinnamon? He's talking about horchata?

• 49:13Speaker 03

  Canelo.

• 49:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like the horchata cinnamon.

• 49:15Speaker 04

  Uh, pero, ah, cinnamón.

• 49:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. What is that horchata cinnamon thing that, I like it. Uh, horchata? Horchata? Yeah. It's really good cinnamon. You should try a tole. What? You should try a tole. I wanna try it, yeah. A tole? A tole. Yeah, yeah, what is it? It's like hot something. Yeah.

• 49:32Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 49:33Bobby Lee?

  You're the, a man with no information. Yeah, well, I'm learning, so.

• 49:37Speaker 03

  Thanks, you work.

• 49:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, there we go, what is that?

• 49:40Speaker 00

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• 50:24Speaker 00

  So you could trade in for more when you're ready for your next Toyota. From a great deal today, to a great value tomorrow. A Toyota is right for you. Shop toyota.com for deals and details. Or stop by your local Toyota dealer today. Toyota, let's go places.

• 50:39Speaker 05

  It's like, oh, your cinnamon.

• 50:41Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 50:42Speaker 00

  Just look at it, Fox, look at it.

• 50:43Speaker 02

  He's giving us nothing.

• 50:44Bobby Lee?

  Okay, is that it?

• 50:45Speaker 05

  A tole.

• 50:46Bobby Lee?

  Can you read the description, please?

• 50:49Speaker 05

  It has a... Me or the girl?

• 50:50Bobby Lee?

  You, you, dude, you.

• 50:51Speaker 04

  We're tired of working, don't read it.

• 50:53Speaker 05

  It has a thick, creamy, porridge.

• 50:56Bobby Lee?

  No, read it.

• 50:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. A tole is a traditional... Say it out there.

• 51:02Speaker 02

  Warm.

• 51:02Speaker 03

  Traditional?

• 51:04Speaker 04

  I have somebody.

• 51:05Speaker 02

  Warm?

• 51:06Speaker 05

  A traditional warm, corn-based, bread-rich poplar in Mexico and Central America.

• 51:12Speaker 02

  We got through that.

• 51:12Speaker 05

  And it has a thick, you know what I'm saying, thick?

• 51:15Speaker 04

  Don't...

• 51:15Speaker 05

  Creamy.

• 51:16Speaker 04

  If you touch me again, I will fucking kill you.

• 51:19Bobby Lee?

  Very good, very good.

• 51:21Speaker 04

  I will fuck your dad. I will, like, destroy your whole lineage. I will permanently get pregnant.

• 51:25Bobby Lee?

  Say that line again, say that line again and do the same thing.

• 51:27Speaker 05

  No, no.

• 51:28Bobby Lee?

  It has a what?

• 51:29Speaker 05

  It has a thick and creamy.

• 51:33Speaker 00

  I love how he does this after. He's like, "Ah!"

• 51:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 51:36Speaker 04

  Son of a bitch.

• 51:38Speaker 05

  Whatever that pee is.

• 51:39Bobby Lee?

  Porridge.

• 51:40Speaker 00

  Orange.

• 51:41Speaker 04

  Like a porridge?

• 51:43Speaker 05

  And like, consistency. And it's beloved by comfort food.

• 51:47Bobby Lee?

  It's beloved by...

• 51:48Speaker 04

  There's no by there, that's not...

• 51:49Bobby Lee?

  By comfort food? Alright.

• 51:50Speaker 04

  Dumbass, there's no... There's no by.

• 51:53Speaker 05

  I see it.

• 51:53Bobby Lee?

  Comfort food.

• 51:56Bobby Lee?

  Comfort food really loves a tole.

• 51:57Speaker 04

  He's like, "Now I beat women."

• 52:00Bobby Lee?

  Often, finish it, please. Often enjoyed during what?

• 52:02Speaker 05

  Breakfast and holidays, like the day of the dead or Christmas.

• 52:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay, good.

• 52:06Speaker 02

  Do you also eat, like, um...

• 52:08Speaker 05

  Tamales, yeah.

• 52:08Speaker 02

  No, like, chomper out and stuff?

• 52:10Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 52:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, we have it in the Philippines, too. It's like chocolate porridge.

• 52:14Bobby Lee?

  Any New Year's resolutions, guys?

• 52:16Speaker 02

  He's simple.

• 52:17Speaker 04

  Um...

• 52:18Speaker 05

  Become better. Get better, man.

• 52:21Speaker 02

  Get my money up, I wanna make...

• 52:23Speaker 04

  Period.

• 52:24Speaker 02

  I wanna make $200,000 next year.

• 52:26Speaker 04

  Period.

• 52:26Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's a good goal.

• 52:27Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm. I wanna make $200,000 next year.

• 52:29Speaker 04

  Um, I'm gonna... My goal is to have $500 million by next year and, uh, have a...

• 52:36Bobby Lee?

  That's how much money you want?

• 52:37Speaker 02

  Stop trying to touch her.

• 52:38Bobby Lee?

  What would you do with $500 million?

• 52:41Speaker 02

  I would kill Tony Hinchcliffe.

• 52:42Bobby Lee?

  You don't like him?

• 52:48Bobby Lee?

  Don't cut that.

• 52:48Speaker 02

  He's a Weasley day guy with too much power and I don't care.

• 52:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Have you ever met him?

• 52:53Speaker 02

  No, and I don't want to.

• 52:54Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 52:55Speaker 02

  I don't want to. I don't wanna, I don't wanna smell his fingers. I'm scared.

• 52:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:58Speaker 03

  That's so funny.

• 53:00Speaker 02

  He is, I don't like that.

• 53:01Speaker 04

  Well, with that money, I'd bail her out of jail once she kills him. I will use some of that money to bail you out, bitch.

• 53:06Speaker 02

  You're very charitable.

• 53:07Speaker 04

  I got you, girl. Um, yeah, I wanna just not kill my dog, like, just survive, just like live.

• 53:13Speaker 02

  You could make her live forever with 500 million dollars.

• 53:15Speaker 04

  Low-key, you know there's a witch in Mexico.

• 53:18Speaker 05

  No.

• 53:18Speaker 04

  Whatever.

• 53:19Speaker 05

  You can clone your dog.

• 53:20Speaker 04

  You're useless. You're fucking useless.

• 53:21Speaker 03

  Me? You get a clone. I think it's 80K per clone.

• 53:25Speaker 02

  Tom Brady just cloned his dog.

• 53:26Speaker 03

  I think Barbra Streisand did too.

• 53:28Speaker 02

  She did as well, yeah. She cloned like three of them.

• 53:30Speaker 03

  Yep, she did.

• 53:31Speaker 04

  That's crazy.

• 53:31Speaker 03

  And she confirmed that they are not the same.

• 53:34Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 53:34Speaker 03

  Yeah, so it's like you can't.

• 53:35Speaker 04

  Duh.

• 53:36Speaker 03

  Like the personality, yeah.

• 53:37Speaker 04

  Yeah, but I wanna, I'm gonna make a movie. You're gonna be in it?

• 53:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what's the part you think?

• 53:42Speaker 02

  Convenience store clerk.

• 53:44Speaker 04

  Literally, I was about to fucking say that, but you're black. You're gonna do blackface and you're gonna be, you're gonna be in blackface.

• 53:50Speaker 02

  Can I do that too?

• 53:51Speaker 04

  You're already doing it.

• 53:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, welcome to 7-Eleven, dawg.

• 53:54Speaker 04

  No, you're gonna be a woman. You're gonna have the, the girl.

• 53:57Bobby Lee?

  Hey!

• 53:57Speaker 04

  The great, the blonde bang, like, uh-uh, all the, whatever you all think.

• 54:01Bobby Lee?

  Just give it to Ms. Pat. Let's move on.

• 54:03Speaker 04

  However you all think.

• 54:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't think I'm gonna get it, but, um, New Year's resolution?

• 54:08Speaker 03

  Um, I have no brain power for a resolution.

• 54:12Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 54:13Speaker 03

  Yeah, so, um, keep my, myself, my baby, my family happy and alive and safe.

• 54:18Bobby Lee?

  Okay, that's good.

• 54:18Speaker 04

  Taking over the world.

• 54:20Bobby Lee?

  You're gonna take over the world.

• 54:21Speaker 02

  What's yours?

• 54:21Speaker 04

  Taking over the world.

• 54:22Bobby Lee?

  Do better. His was do better.

• 54:24Speaker 04

  Do better, 200,000. What's yours, Bobby?

• 54:26Speaker 03

  What's yours, Bobby?

• 54:27Bobby Lee?

  Um, figure out something else to do, I think.

• 54:31Speaker 03

  Yeah?

• 54:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 54:32Speaker 03

  Okay, I want, I want in on that.

• 54:33Bobby Lee?

  A new hobby or something.

• 54:34Speaker 04

  Yeah, me too.

• 54:35Bobby Lee?

  Figure something out.

• 54:36Speaker 03

  But I feel like you have so many interests, like weird ones too, that I feel like you could tap into.

• 54:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, maybe, yeah. I've been roller skating by myself.

• 54:43Speaker 04

  Okay, my dog's not gonna die.

• 54:44Speaker 02

  That's fun. I love roller skating.

• 54:45Speaker 04

  Yeah?

• 54:46Speaker 02

  I'm really good at it. I grew up doing roller derby.

• 54:47Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 54:48Speaker 03

  Oh, really?

• 54:49Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 54:49Speaker 03

  Wait, did, um, your, did, Long Beach is a really big roller derby community?

• 54:53Speaker 02

  Yeah, but I did it out here. There was this place in Outwater Village called the LA Derby Dolls. It was like this big warehouse with a bank track and a flat track, and I was a competitive roller derby player for.

• 55:02Speaker 04

  Is that why you were a lesbian with that, the girl that's not, yeah, that, yeah.

• 55:05Speaker 03

  Are a lot of roller derby girls lesbians?

• 55:07Speaker 02

  Here's the thing is they look that way, but a lot of the girls I grew up with doing derby turned out to not be gay at all. Some of them are now, but um, the majority of them know. You just, you, it's cause you get it out of your system young. So you do roller derby as like a child or like a preteen or a teenager. You present gay for most of that time.

• 55:28Speaker 04

  You run and slam into puss continuously.

• 55:31Speaker 02

  Homoerotic activity.

• 55:32Speaker 04

  Don't like this.

• 55:33Speaker 02

  And then you turn 18 and you're like, okay, I'd never, I don't have to experiment now in college or anything.

• 55:37Speaker 04

  Right, you know the flavor already.

• 55:39Speaker 03

  Where are you roller skating alone?

• 55:41Bobby Lee?

  Glendale.

• 55:42Speaker 03

  At a park?

• 55:43Bobby Lee?

  No, Moonlight.

• 55:43Speaker 02

  Moonlight, I was just.

• 55:44Speaker 03

  Oh yeah.

• 55:45Speaker 02

  I shot something at Moonlight.

• 55:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 55:47Speaker 02

  I grew up going there. It's one of my favorite places in all of town. I've been going to Moonlight, but I shot something at Moonlight Roller Way.

• 55:53Bobby Lee?

  Amazing.

• 55:54Speaker 02

  It's really fun there.

• 55:55Bobby Lee?

  I go by myself, roll around, and then there's a part where I'm like, what am I doing? But then I kinda like it.

• 55:59Speaker 03

  Wait, that's so cool. Are you kidding me?

• 56:00Speaker 02

  It's amazing there.

• 56:01Bobby Lee?

  By myself, yeah.

• 56:01Speaker 03

  What else are you gonna get into?

• 56:03Bobby Lee?

  Um, I ordered some tennis rackets, maybe do, start doing that again.

• 56:06Speaker 03

  Oh my god, you wanna do pickleball with me?

• 56:08Bobby Lee?

  That's not the same sport.

• 56:09Speaker 03

  It's not, obviously, but I don't have tennis skills.

• 56:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't have pickleball skills.

• 56:14Speaker 03

  But if you have tennis skill, you have pickleball skill. I promise you. It's like the, the easier version of it.

• 56:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay. Let's do it.

• 56:20Speaker 04

  You'd be great. It's like ping pong, but like.

• 56:22Speaker 03

  But you know, he's really athletic. Like he, he is so good at every single sport and it bums me out. He's so agile.

• 56:30Speaker 04

  Oh, give me shy.

• 56:32Bobby Lee?

  You guys are amazing. Thanks. I mean, I wish I was more alert today, you know, I was just.

• 56:36Speaker 04

  Well, I was back and be ready, big.

• 56:38Bobby Lee?

  No. You know what? I would have you back individually.

• 56:41Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 56:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, together? I don't know if I can handle it. It's so fast. Don't you think? They're just so fast.

• 56:51Bobby Lee?

  On and on and on and I can't, you know, every thought that I have, I let it pass and then it's too late.

• 56:57Speaker 05

  You know what we could do?

• 56:58Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 56:58Speaker 05

  This might sound dumb, but like, like, you know, what can, what? You know what could us three do?

• 57:04Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 57:05Speaker 04

  You three?

• 57:06Speaker 05

  No, nothing like that.

• 57:07Speaker 03

  Just the three of you? Bobby, you and I are out of this.

• 57:10Speaker 05

  We could do like a reboot of Mad TV. What do you think?

• 57:14Speaker 03

  Wait, you had Mad TV questions?

• 57:16Speaker 02

  Yeah, I don't know. I guess I just wanted to generally talk about it because I do love Mad TV, but what is interesting to me about Mad TV is that it made no cultural impact.

• 57:27Speaker 02

  And that's my sort of like thesis around Mad TV is like it ran for it ran for so many years and yet culturally it holds no water at all and I just wanted to know like

• 57:38Bobby Lee?

  But a lot of great talent came from it.

• 57:40Speaker 02

  Amazing amount of great talent came from that.

• 57:43Speaker 04

  Well, because it was on basic cable and I know that because I would watch it.

• 57:46Bobby Lee?

  It was network TV.

• 57:47Speaker 04

  Allegedly, but I would.

• 57:50Speaker 02

  Jordan Peele came from there, Artie Lange came from there, Steven came from there, uh, fucking Alex

• 57:56Speaker 04

  Harry Spears.

• 57:58Bobby Lee?

  Ike, Ike Barinholtz.

• 57:59Speaker 02

  Ike Barinholtz, so many amazing people.

• 58:01Bobby Lee?

  Me too. Bobby, the main one.

• 58:05Speaker 02

  Came from Mad TV and Bobby was there too.

• 58:08Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 58:10Bobby Lee?

  Eight years I was on it.

• 58:12Speaker 04

  Like you talking about memorable like sketches and shit?

• 58:14Speaker 02

  From Mad TV?

• 58:15Speaker 04

  Bitch, yeah, the fuck, the, the, every, the Stewart, fucking, um, when, when, well, you're 21 too, you're very young.

• 58:23Speaker 02

  I guess I'm not, I'm not around anybody that has seen Mad TV, like I, people my age have not seen Mad TV, but people my age have seen old SNL.

• 58:32Bobby Lee?

  Why is it a diss?

• 58:33Speaker 04

  It's not, but that's true, you're right, that's true.

• 58:36Bobby Lee?

  It's so hurtful.

• 58:37Speaker 02

  People my age have seen old SNL.

• 58:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I used to watch it, but it's no relevance.

• 58:42Speaker 02

  But I'm just wondering.

• 58:43Speaker 04

  I can't tell you an SNL sketch, I can be honest, I can't tell you an SNL sketch, like, and it's been around for a hundred years, I can't, I mean, maybe one or two, but I can tell you some fucking Mad TV sketches for sure.

• 58:53Speaker 02

  I think for a certain type of person, Mad TV means more than SNL did because it was a, it was a more irreverent and edgy sense of humor.

• 59:02Speaker 03

  Way more irreverent, yeah, I think that's why it was way more fun to watch for me at that age.

• 59:06Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 59:06Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 59:07Speaker 02

  Yeah, I think so for somebody like me, Mad TV.

• 59:10Bobby Lee?

  Listen, I fucking got an audition, alright, I'm an open mic'er, alright, I show up, right, I get the job.

• 59:18Speaker 02

  This was what, a hundred years ago?

• 59:20Bobby Lee?

  This is 2000.

• 59:21Speaker 02

  It was a hundred, about a hundred years.

• 59:22Bobby Lee?

  25 years ago.

• 59:23Speaker 04

  Were you born yet?

• 59:24Bobby Lee?

  No, you weren't even born yet.

• 59:25Speaker 02

  Thousand, no.

• 59:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 59:26Speaker 04

  Oh my god.

• 59:27Bobby Lee?

  So while I was on Mad TV, you weren't even born yet.

• 59:29Speaker 02

  Yeah, no.

• 59:29Bobby Lee?

  Okay. I did eight years, right? You don't think about cultural significance or any of that shit. You're like-

• 59:35Speaker 02

  I think about that kinda shit.

• 59:36Bobby Lee?

  I know, but the thing is, is that you still up-

• 59:37Speaker 04

  Well, everyone can't be a white woman with AIDS, okay?

• 59:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.

• 59:40Speaker 04

  We all can't be a white lesbian kinda lesbian with AIDS.

• 59:42Bobby Lee?

  Being a young comic and getting paid every week and being on TV was a big thing.

• 59:45Speaker 04

  For sure, yeah.

• 59:46Bobby Lee?

  You don't think about the other thing.

• 59:48Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 59:48Bobby Lee?

  I view it as family.

• 59:50Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 59:50Bobby Lee?

  So this weekend, I went to a Christmas party and Michael Hitchcock was there.

• 59:54Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 59:54Bobby Lee?

  And then Arden Marine was there. And then today, I shot that thing and Jen Espinal, the makeup artist from Mad TV, did my makeup today.

• 1:00:02Speaker 02

  Oh my god.

• 1:00:02Bobby Lee?

  So it's like, it feels like family. So when I run into these people-

• 1:00:05Speaker 02

  Well, she did the prosthetic.

• 1:00:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she did the prosthetic.

• 1:00:07Speaker 02

  Oh yeah, she's so good.

• 1:00:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she's good. She does Adam Ray stuff, whatever. But my point being is, is that it reminds me of home.

• 1:00:14Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:00:14Bobby Lee?

  But I don't think about what the significance culturally.

• 1:00:17Speaker 04

  Okay, but also, let's say this, like, real shit. Mad TV by far is fucking legendary, iconic-

• 1:00:23Speaker 02

  Absolutely.

• 1:00:23Speaker 04

  And the history and the sketch.

• 1:00:24Bobby Lee?

  That's not what you were saying.

• 1:00:25Speaker 04

  Yeah, no, at all, no.

• 1:00:27Bobby Lee?

  Can't tell your mind in your face.

• 1:00:29Speaker 02

  No, I think, here's my thing.

• 1:00:31Speaker 04

  It's, I say it's in living color. Mad TV was, oh, we sleep on this one. Cedric the Entertainer, remember he had a fucking sketch show? That shit was so fucking good.

• 1:00:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:41Speaker 04

  No diss on SNL, but I think Mad TV and all that is way kinda like-

• 1:00:44Speaker 02

  I love Mad TV.

• 1:00:45Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:00:46Speaker 02

  I really do love that.

• 1:00:47Speaker 04

  You keep like, I have YouTube, I watch the rewinds.

• 1:00:50Speaker 02

  I've seen it all, I love Mad TV, it means a lot to me, but I think it's something where- People my age, people my age don't know about it, and I'm wondering like, why that is.

• 1:01:00Bobby Lee?

  Because they were retarded.

• 1:01:01Speaker 04

  Yeah. You were, you were, you were zygotes, you were sperm.

• 1:01:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. It's like, people your age don't know what a curcifol. They don't know what, they don't, they don't know anything.

• 1:01:11Speaker 02

  Okay, I guess so, I guess so.

• 1:01:12Bobby Lee?

  I've had two or three very significant, for me, sketches that-

• 1:01:16Speaker 02

  They were always putting you in a wig.

• 1:01:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know, but, you know, thank you.

• 1:01:19Speaker 02

  They always made you put the wig on.

• 1:01:20Bobby Lee?

  But the Korean scientist one was, right? Yeah, that's a good one, and then I had-

• 1:01:25Speaker 04

  Now, report the hollow.

• 1:01:27Bobby Lee?

  No, not that. Oh, that was funny to me. Yeah.

• 1:01:29Speaker 02

  I love the 24 Hour with John Cena ones.

• 1:01:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, the John Cena ones, and I also had-

• 1:01:34Speaker 02

  I love the Mad TV sketch where they kill Ashley Simpson.

• 1:01:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's me as Connie Chung.

• 1:01:40Speaker 04

  Yeah, Connie Chung.

• 1:01:42Speaker 02

  Mad TV was also special because they got mad about celebrities, I think. SNL always had to sort of protect the reputations of most celebrities because they were such a big part of the show. But Mad TV was really, really skewered celebrities in a way that-

• 1:01:56Bobby Lee?

  We had Ryan Reynolds, what are you talking about? We got the best ones as well.

• 1:01:59Speaker 04

  But that's before he was like-

• 1:02:01Bobby Lee?

  No, that's before.

• 1:02:01Speaker 02

  Right, that was before. That was before, Bobby. Now he, you know, is extremely famous, but that was before. I mean, you know, but, you know, you guys didn't have to adhere to, um, like politeness towards celebrities as much as SNL did.

• 1:02:18Bobby Lee?

  That is true, yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:18Speaker 02

  And so they could do stuff like murder Ashley Simpson and have a running joke on the show where Ashley Simpson is being molested by her father. And that's just the whole gag. So-

• 1:02:28Speaker 04

  Mad TV was great because it came on at the time where after Mad TV, uh, the booty videos, the hip-hop booty videos came on after. Yeah, it was great. It was like a combo. It was like, watch these minorities and white people do wild shit and then watch the blacks shake ass. And it was just really cool when I was eight to watch that.

• 1:02:47Speaker 02

  Like underdogs while you were on the show, did you feel like you guys were up against, um, SNL?

• 1:02:53Bobby Lee?

  I mean, we felt the weight of SNL, right? Because they were the show. We felt like they're the stepchild of that show.

• 1:02:59Speaker 04

  Really?

• 1:02:59Bobby Lee?

  Uh, their ratings were better than ours, and we felt like they're bitch, yeah.

• 1:03:04Speaker 04

  Interesting.

• 1:03:05Bobby Lee?

  And it hurt every day.

• 1:03:09Bobby Lee?

  It was painful, and we got no advertisement, no billboards, no publicity. We got no backing from the network.

• 1:03:15Speaker 02

  So maybe this is why, to go to my point earlier, and, uh, Mad TV is not something that exists in my generation's cultural consciousness. Because it wasn't pushed as much. See, we discovered it. I asked you why, you got defensive, and then you just answered the question.

• 1:03:32Speaker 02

  We found it.

• 1:03:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:34Speaker 02

  It was easy. We got to it.

• 1:03:35Bobby Lee?

  It's not something that I ever think about, though. You know what I mean? It was just a segment of my life. I've done, I've been in other sitcoms, I've done other movies, I've done other things.

• 1:03:43Speaker 02

  I always, whenever I'm doing something, I always think about how it will play in the culture.

• 1:03:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:50Speaker 02

  And the longer it happens.

• 1:03:51Bobby Lee?

  But imagine this, right? Being on a sketch show, network show, right? With, to you, the best, funniest people.

• 1:03:58Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:03:58Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 1:03:58Speaker 02

  And they were.

• 1:03:59Bobby Lee?

  And you get to show up and play with your friends.

• 1:04:01Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:04:02Bobby Lee?

  Right? And, um, at the end of the day, that doesn't exist anymore.

• 1:04:06Speaker 02

  No, it doesn't. Not at all.

• 1:04:07Bobby Lee?

  A network show where you have your own parking lot and all that kind of stuff. And it's, it was a magical time. And, um, I, I will, um, never forget. I promise you, you'll get to a point. Cause I've been asked by a legitimate network to go, "Do you want to do a sketch show?" And I said, "No, it's not my interest."

• 1:04:27Speaker 02

  Right.

• 1:04:27Bobby Lee?

  But once you get legs, cause you're still young, right? You will be in an opportunity where they're gonna go, "Do you want to do it?" Because it's gonna come back around.

• 1:04:35Speaker 02

  I'm sure, I'm sure it'll happen eventually. I like, don't think it'll never happen. I don't think it'll never happen, but I'm saying like, in the nineties and the two thousands, it's like, low B people who were new could get opportunities like that.

• 1:04:48Bobby Lee?

  You're right. Yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:49Speaker 02

  Because people took a chance on them and because it was zeitgeisty and interesting to have a sketch show or have something like, even like, Girl Code or Guy Code on MTV. It was like, just comics shooting the shit and talking.

• 1:04:58Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 1:04:59Speaker 02

  I don't know. I think it's just, it's harder and it's like, when, the stuff that I want to do.

• 1:05:03Bobby Lee?

  You're fucking twenty-one.

• 1:05:05Speaker 02

  I know, but I have big ideas.

• 1:05:06Bobby Lee?

  It's gonna happen.

• 1:05:07Speaker 02

  Bobby, I have big ideas. Is it so wrong to have big ideas?

• 1:05:09Bobby Lee?

  I didn't, I didn't, I didn't get Mad TV until I was thirty and I've been doing comedy.

• 1:05:13Speaker 02

  Really?

• 1:05:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:15Speaker 02

  How old are you?

• 1:05:16Bobby Lee?

  I'm fifty-four.

• 1:05:17Speaker 02

  Right, you're old.

• 1:05:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:18Speaker 02

  Yeah, right.

• 1:05:19Bobby Lee?

  I was thirty when I got that show.

• 1:05:21Speaker 02

  What were you doing before that?

• 1:05:22Bobby Lee?

  Struggling as an open mic'er. Having the dreams, things that you're saying now, those dreams, I was like, how am I gonna do it?

• 1:05:29Speaker 02

  Do I have to wait until I'm fucking thirty?

• 1:05:31Bobby Lee?

  I don't know when it's gonna happen for you, but I'm gonna say that you're very young, right? It will happen.

• 1:05:36Speaker 04

  Well, I think also, like, you're in the era now, we're all in the era now.

• 1:05:39Bobby Lee?

  I mean, you're doing the hand thing too now.

• 1:05:40Speaker 04

  Yeah, well, I can, I'm a black woman, I can do it.

• 1:05:44Speaker 02

  They wanted to kill her people, they just weren't in Germany at the time.

• 1:05:47Speaker 04

  It's like, you know, in this generation, it's like you can be on instant social media and get mics like that and get shows like that and pop off versus like when you had to be in the streets and you didn't have social media, you didn't have all of that.

• 1:05:57Speaker 02

  Yeah, I think in some regards it's easier now to make yourself a part of a community.

• 1:06:02Speaker 04

  I think it's great, like, I think there's a lot of people that are excelling in comedy in a short amount of times. I do think it's because now they have a platform to be seen, that people can see them and, you know, I feel like that happened to me, like, I, social media really was the thing that made me be seen. I was still, I've been doing the shit, but, you know what I mean? So, um, I mean, yeah, I think it's gonna happen, it's a cycle, it's, there's no formula to this shit, it happens, it is what it is, it goes and goes. But please fund my projects, um, my name is Leah Sampson.

• 1:06:33Speaker 02

  What's your Venmo, so your Venmo to the camera?

• 1:06:35Speaker 04

  Uh, yeah, can you, ah, aren't I cute? Yeah.

• 1:06:38Speaker 02

  You're a Christian, God first, you're a Christian?

• 1:06:40Speaker 04

  Uh, I like God, I believe in God.

• 1:06:42Speaker 02

  After all this shit you said, well, we can take multitudes.

• 1:06:45Speaker 04

  Well, he knows my heart, girl, he knows my heart.

• 1:06:46Bobby Lee?

  Or go to official Leah Sampson and, and follow her, please. And we also have, um...

• 1:06:52Speaker 02

  Woke Mind Virus 2.

• 1:06:53Bobby Lee?

  Woke Mind Virus 2.

• 1:06:58Speaker 04

  Are they real?

• 1:06:59Speaker 02

  The Woke Mind Virus 2.

• 1:07:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Follow Ivy Woke on Woke Mind Virus 2, okay? And, um, ladies, uh, what did we learn today? A lot?

• 1:07:10Speaker 04

  Jaime, recap it, go.

• 1:07:11Bobby Lee?

  I... Recap what we talked about.

• 1:07:13Speaker 02

  Yeah, Jaime, you do it.

• 1:07:14Speaker 05

  Uh, men are shit, men need to do better, uh, bring back sketch comedy and rollerblade girls are gay.

• 1:07:23Speaker 02

  I didn't think we'd talk about that.

• 1:07:24Speaker 04

  Oh, roller derby, yeah.

• 1:07:25Speaker 02

  Roller derby, okay, I understand.

• 1:07:27Speaker 04

  Good job, Jaime.

• 1:07:27Speaker 02

  Anything else?

• 1:07:29Speaker 04

  Yeah. I learned that you were Korean. Yeah, he's Korean.

• 1:07:31Speaker 02

  What did you think he was? Tired?

• 1:07:33Speaker 04

  Asian.

• 1:07:36Speaker 05

  That was such a delayed reaction, he's so exhausted.

• 1:07:38Bobby Lee?

  I was exhausted, that was good. I like that.

• 1:07:41Speaker 03

  So it was true?

• 1:07:42Bobby Lee?

  It is true.

• 1:07:42Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 1:07:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wrap it up, Bobby. Anyway, guys, what a wonderful program. We learned so much today on this program, Tiger Belly.

• 1:07:49Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:07:49Bobby Lee?

  How many episodes have we done?

• 1:07:50Speaker 00

  Oh my god, over 500.

• 1:07:52Bobby Lee?

  Over 500 episodes, you know what I mean? And, uh, I've never had guests quite like you guys.

• 1:07:57Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 1:07:57Bobby Lee?

  Where I was baffled and, um, speechless and bewildered.

• 1:08:04Bobby Lee?

  I couldn't get anything in, um, but I really enjoyed it. It was very entertaining.

• 1:08:08Speaker 03

  Thank you, Bobby.

• 1:08:08Bobby Lee?

  You guys are very funny, very fast.

• 1:08:10Speaker 03

  Thank you, Bobby.

• 1:08:11Speaker 04

  I was trying to let you speak.

• 1:08:12Bobby Lee?

  No, and I really enjoyed it. I know, I know. And, um, maybe you should be on medication, I don't know.

• 1:08:20Speaker 02

  Honey, if they up my dose, my pussy will atrophy.

• 1:08:25Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, um, I love you guys. Thank you so much. Give them a round of applause, everybody.

• 1:08:31Speaker 03

  Thanks, everybody.

• 1:08:53Speaker 05

  What's that? You hear that? Hi-hat, yeah.

• 1:08:56Speaker 03

  Okay, go ahead, Hyman.

• 1:08:58Speaker 05

  You and Khalyla, come on.

• 1:09:05Speaker 05

  Yeah, I'm sorry, is that too loud for you? Hey, guys, welcome to Tiger Belly.

• 1:09:11Speaker 05

  Hold on.

• 1:09:18Speaker 05

  Hey, Khalyla.

• 1:09:20Speaker 03

  Ah, hi, Hyman.

• 1:09:21Speaker 05

  Thanks for coming on my podcast.

• 1:09:24Speaker 03

  Are you the captain of the ship?

• 1:09:25Speaker 05

  I'm the captain for now.

• 1:09:26Speaker 03

  What's going on? Where's our real captain?

• 1:09:29Speaker 05

  Um, I do not know. He's, uh... You can't ask a question that's not prepared to answer, Kal. I don't know.

• 1:09:37Speaker 06

  Maybe ask him what he had for breakfast.

• 1:09:39Speaker 03

  Oh yeah, what'd you have for breakfast? What time did you wake up today?

• 1:09:43Speaker 05

  I was at the Comedy Store last night. I was out late. Okay, skip that question. Um, I woke up...

• 1:09:48Speaker 03

  That was not a question I asked, even.

• 1:09:52Speaker 05

  I woke up today And I ate waffles. Oh, can you hear it?

• 1:10:01Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:10:02Speaker 05

  Hold on. Clyde, you don't have to listen to it, it's fine. It's pretty good.

• 1:10:08Speaker 05

  I woke up and I ate some frozen waffles. But not frozen, if you know what I mean.

• 1:10:16Speaker 03

  I don't.

• 1:10:17Speaker 05

  Oh. Well, you have a kid.

• 1:10:20Speaker 03

  Um, I don't eat frozen waffles that aren't frozen.

• 1:10:23Speaker 05

  Okay, do you buy Eggo's?

• 1:10:25Speaker 03

  I don't.

• 1:10:26Speaker 05

  Have you had one?

• 1:10:27Speaker 03

  I've, I know what an Eggo is.

• 1:10:28Speaker 05

  Have you eaten it before?

• 1:10:29Speaker 03

  Yeah, they're okay.

• 1:10:30Speaker 05

  They're okay?

• 1:10:31Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:10:31Speaker 05

  What do you get? Homestyle? Buttermilk?

• 1:10:33Speaker 03

  Just make your own.

• 1:10:34Speaker 05

  Strawberries? Chocolate?

• 1:10:36Speaker 03

  Oh my, why are you so angry about Eggo's?

• 1:10:38Speaker 05

  I love Eggo's.

• 1:10:39Speaker 03

  Oh, clearly.

• 1:10:42Speaker 05

  If, if Eggo offered me a deal, I'll, I'll be the face of Eggo's. You know what I mean?

• 1:10:47Speaker 03

  Let's get that going, guys. Eggo's, if you're listening, comment.

• 1:10:51Speaker 05

  Eat Eggo's!

• 1:10:53Speaker 03

  Um, do you know, um, these two girls? Have you met them?

• 1:10:56Speaker 05

  I met Ivy.

• 1:10:57Speaker 03

  Have you met, eh, have you seen her, like, doing stand-up and stuff?

• 1:11:00Speaker 05

  No.

• 1:11:01Speaker 03

  What about Leah?

• 1:11:02Speaker 05

  Leah, no.

• 1:11:03Speaker 03

  She's from Texas too. She's from Houston.

• 1:11:05Speaker 05

  And you helped with her luggage? Oh yeah, I helped her luggage.

• 1:11:08Speaker 03

  What a glamorous life she lives. She lives out of her suitcase.

• 1:11:11Speaker 05

  She does?

• 1:11:12Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:11:12Speaker 05

  Well, that's because she was in the, the, down the, the driveway. And I helped her.

• 1:11:19Speaker 03

  I actually don't know if she's from Houston, but I know she's from, like, the south.

• 1:11:22Speaker 05

  Oh, ask her.

• 1:11:23Speaker 03

  But, um, but yeah, they're real fast and they're real quick, so I really need you to come through for me this episode, okay?

• 1:11:29Speaker 05

  Okay. What do you want to talk about?

• 1:11:31Speaker 03

  That's not what I was, I'm gonna need you to come through, like, don't ask me what to say.

• 1:11:36Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:11:37Speaker 03

  Okay?

• 1:11:37Speaker 05

  So, like, last night I was with this chick. She told me that we can be dating.

• 1:11:45Speaker 05

  She says she wants to date, but she thinks I'm a man whore. But then she said that she thinks I don't have it in me to be a man whore, like a cheater. Is that a compliment, or is that like a this? Oh, I see what you're saying.

• 1:11:56Speaker 03

  Is she saying, okay, like, you don't have it in you, like, in what way? Like, you're just nice of a guy?

• 1:12:04Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:12:05Speaker 03

  Or that you're not cute enough?

• 1:12:06Speaker 05

  Uh, I don't know, you tell me. She said- Yeah, you tell him how she thought. You're a lady.

• 1:12:11Speaker 03

  I think that any guy of any, like, ugly, fine, whatever in between can be a man whore.

• 1:12:17Speaker 05

  But not me.

• 1:12:18Speaker 03

  No, you can.

• 1:12:19Speaker 05

  No, she said- I don't think you can cheat on me. You don't have it in you. It's a compliment. It's a compliment, right? I took it as offense because like, what do you mean? I can fucking cheat on you if I wanted to.

• 1:12:30Speaker 03

  Oh, what?

• 1:12:31Speaker 05

  Whoa.

• 1:12:33Speaker 05

  I hate that. I like it at the same time. I can cheat on you if I wanted to, right? Basically what she-

• 1:12:39Speaker 03

  Yeah, but I don't think that's what she wants to hear either, so don't say that.

• 1:12:42Speaker 05

  I didn't say that. What went through my head, I was like, I think she thinks less of a man of me. Like, she thinks I'm less of a man?

• 1:12:49Speaker 03

  I don't think so.

• 1:12:50Speaker 05

  I'm a man.

• 1:12:51Speaker 03

  Well, the- Yeah, guys, he's a man.

• 1:12:54Speaker 05

  I'm a man.

• 1:12:55Speaker 03

  He's a man.

• 1:12:56Speaker 05

  In bed. I was like, ooh, yeah.

• 1:13:00Speaker 03

  He's losing his goddamn mind. What are you on today?

• 1:13:02Speaker 05

  I'm on cold brews.

• 1:13:04Speaker 03

  How many brews we talking?

• 1:13:05Speaker 05

  Double.

• 1:13:06Speaker 03

  Ah, luck a lot.

• 1:13:07Speaker 05

  I love those cold brews.

• 1:13:09Speaker 03

  What are you doing for Christmas?

• 1:13:10Speaker 05

  I'm gonna be here.

• 1:13:12Speaker 03

  With who?

• 1:13:13Speaker 05

  My myself. Doing spots.

• 1:13:15Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 1:13:15Speaker 05

  Maybe there's an invite for someone?

• 1:13:18Speaker 03

  I'm not taking in strays this year. I'm not taking in any strays this year. I don't have it in me. Normally, I take in strays. I don't have it in me this year.

• 1:13:27Speaker 05

  What's a pet peeve for like ladies my age that should be illegal?

• 1:13:33Speaker 03

  Um, dating wise?

• 1:13:34Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:13:36Speaker 03

  Um, illegal, um-

• 1:13:39Speaker 05

  Immigrants? What? Oh, what did you say? That's a pet peeve for girls?

• 1:13:45Speaker 03

  Immigrants?

• 1:13:46Speaker 05

  Immigrants.

• 1:13:47Speaker 03

  No, we're good with immigrants.

• 1:13:49Speaker 05

  Me. No, I don't know. I have papers.

• 1:13:53Speaker 03

  You have papers?

• 1:13:53Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:13:54Speaker 03

  Your whole family has papers?

• 1:13:55Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:13:56Speaker 03

  Doesn't matter. They'll still come for you because Ice is just out to harass.

• 1:14:00Speaker 05

  Ah, just like my ex. She keeps calling me.

• 1:14:03Speaker 03

  Oh, she's still calling you?

• 1:14:04Speaker 05

  She's harassing me.

• 1:14:05Speaker 03

  Wait, what are we on? What are we? What's the update on that?

• 1:14:08Speaker 05

  I don't know. Tell the truth, man. That is the truth.

• 1:14:11Speaker 03

  The truth is, he's not over her. What's the update on your ex?

• 1:14:14Speaker 05

  I-

• 1:14:16Speaker 05

  The last time I talked to her, I was like, hey, are you for real? Do you actually have a pen pal? And then I was like, um, I told her like, hey, don't you get, are you ever gonna get tired of, um, collect chart call from prison? I don't know.

• 1:14:31Speaker 00

  I got it.

• 1:14:31Speaker 05

  You get it?

• 1:14:32Speaker 03

  Yeah. And what did she say?

• 1:14:34Speaker 05

  She said, shut up.

• 1:14:35Speaker 03

  Is that what the word pen pal comes from, like the penitentiary?

• 1:14:39Speaker 00

  Oh, I never thought about it that way.

• 1:14:41Speaker 03

  Or is it just a pen, like a ball pen?

• 1:14:44Speaker 00

  Pen pal. Nah, nah, it's just letters. You're right.

• 1:14:46Speaker 05

  It's just letters.

• 1:14:48Speaker 03

  Oh, okay.

• 1:14:48Speaker 05

  Cause you're writing pen. Or you can write with pencil.

• 1:14:52Speaker 03

  Pencil pal.

• 1:14:53Speaker 05

  Pencil pal.

• 1:14:54Speaker 03

  You writing pencil?

• 1:14:55Speaker 05

  No, I don't write. I have dysgraphia.

• 1:14:58Speaker 03

  Oh, I've seen you draw and scribble.

• 1:15:01Speaker 00

  Where your notes at?

• 1:15:02Speaker 03

  And someone was like, that's not the Superman S, that's a S. S.

• 1:15:06Speaker 00

  That's, oh, yeah.

• 1:15:07Speaker 05

  No, that's a, the super essay S.

• 1:15:10Speaker 03

  What's, and then, a super essay?

• 1:15:13Speaker 05

  Super essay.

• 1:15:13Speaker 03

  And then someone said that, oh yeah, and you know what? I have a, I have an interesting thing that I noticed about you.

• 1:15:20Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 1:15:21Speaker 03

  Um.

• 1:15:22Speaker 00

  This can't be good.

• 1:15:23Speaker 03

  You tried to draw, I think at least now I've noticed you, you keep trying to draw a cube. And I think you were taught wrong. Can I teach you how to draw a cube?

• 1:15:33Speaker 05

  Um, yeah, but.

• 1:15:35Speaker 03

  You, you've tried like sixteen times on a page and I kept looking at you. I was like, he's getting one line wrong.

• 1:15:39Speaker 00

  Explain it. Is he not doing the typical? And then you connect it?

• 1:15:43Speaker 03

  I think you, okay, let's, let's watch him draw a cube and you'll know what I mean. And I kept wanting to correct him, but we were in the middle of a pod. I'm like, hey, you.

• 1:15:52Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:15:52Speaker 03

  Okay, draw the square first. Here, hold on. I'm gonna get my.

• 1:15:56Speaker 00

  Wait, sit next to Khalyla.

• 1:15:57Speaker 03

  Okay, yeah.

• 1:15:58Speaker 00

  Oh yeah, film it. Yeah, there we go.

• 1:16:00Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:16:00Speaker 00

  Draw.

• 1:16:00Speaker 03

  Go ahead. Draw the square first.

• 1:16:04Speaker 05

  I have dysgraphia disclaimer.

• 1:16:07Speaker 00

  What is dysgraphia for people that don't know what that is?

• 1:16:09Speaker 05

  Uh, just poor handwriting.

• 1:16:11Speaker 00

  Well, it's a learning disability affecting writing, causing issues with spelling, legibility.

• 1:16:15Speaker 05

  And cubes.

• 1:16:16Speaker 00

  Facing and expressing thoughts coherently stemming from difficulties with motor skills.

• 1:16:22Speaker 03

  Oh, you got it. That's the first cube you got right.

• 1:16:25Speaker 00

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