BIRTHDAY PRANK GONE WRONG! -You Should Know Podcast-

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:28Speaker 01

  Welcome to the 50th Hunger Games.

• 0:32Speaker 02

  Witness the beginning of the revolution.

• 0:34Speaker 03

  Hey Mitch, you've been trying to take down these games from the start.

• 0:37Speaker 02

  Filmed for IMAX.

• 0:38Speaker 03

  Make them remember you.

• 0:41Speaker 02

  The Hunger Games: Sunrise on the Weeping, November 20th, rated P13.

• 0:54Peyton Hardin?

  Hey everybody, welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast, episode 161. Round of applause, please.

• 1:05Peyton Hardin?

  Wow, wow. If you're new here, if you're early, please subscribe, wasn't pressed, you're wrong. If you leave a comment below that you see the conversation, it's fulfilled with your name, guess what, even more wrong, go ahead and fill that out, get your good karma. Guys, you know how to get the good karma. You hit the subscribe button, you leave a comment, you hit the like button, you hit the bell button, you hit the share button. But another way to get your good karma is wishing co-host Cam a happy birthday!

• 1:34Peyton Hardin?

  It is co-host Cam's birthday. All the celebrations will be on Instagram, at Cam Kennedy 22, at The Peyton Hart, at You Should Know Pod, and on the Patreon, the Koala Club. You can get all the exclusive stuff you see K-Rob film in on the fourth camera, you can get all the exclusive things over on the Koala Club. Guys, the Peyton vs. Cam world tour, the tickets are out and they are flying. They're absolutely flying. So if you want to be a part of a once in a lifetime opportunity, a night you won't forget with people that you'll always remember, go ahead and click the link in the description, get your tour tickets. We love you. Now on to the rest of the episode.

• 2:21Peyton Hardin?

  We got co-host Cam back in the studio.

• 2:29Cameron Kennedy?

  It's your birthday, it's your birthday. All I want for my birthday is a big booty Cam.

• 2:34Peyton Hardin?

  And I got that. It's like two French Bulldogs kissing on your back end. You know what I mean?

• 2:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Ooh.

• 2:41Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, happy birthday, Cam.

• 2:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Thank you, brother man.

• 2:43Peyton Hardin?

  Your crow's feet are coming in, you're getting old, you're getting weirder. It's all working together.

• 2:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, no, not yet. I'm not that [BLEEP]. I'm one year older than you.

• 2:53Peyton Hardin?

  No, you're 30.

• 2:54Cameron Kennedy?

  One year old, I'm not, this is my 27th birthday. You're 26.

• 2:57Peyton Hardin?

  You have to admit, you had a drastic jump from, when did Malika get born, you're 26?

• 3:01Cameron Kennedy?

  January 18th, I've aged.

• 3:03Peyton Hardin?

  Aged about 6 years in between there.

• 3:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah.

• 3:05Peyton Hardin?

  Sometimes I look at you, I'm like, huh. It's true, y'all do age like milk.

• 3:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 3:10Peyton Hardin?

  You leave them out of the fridge for too long, Cam's starting to...

• 3:12Cameron Kennedy?

  You look at me and think to yourself, oh [BLEEP]. As an ice to go, save him?

• 3:16Peyton Hardin?

  Like, right now, you look like 11. Like, you know what I mean? Like, right now, like, the way your hair...

• 3:20Cameron Kennedy?

  I need a haircut, that's fine, that's, that's, that's fine, I could be 15 and need a haircut.

• 3:24Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 3:24Cameron Kennedy?

  What is the age parts that you're, oh [BLEEP]?

• 3:28Peyton Hardin?

  God bless you. It's honestly, everything about you is starting to change with your age, right? The way you laugh, you laugh a little older. Listen to that, are you kidding? That's a 13-year-smoking cigarettes laugh. That's not young.

• 3:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, Malika.

• 3:44Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, and the way you joke. The laugh's back, you know what I mean, that's an old man laugh. That's a geriatric laugh. And, and the jokes you tell now. Cam, it's like, you used to be the funniest guy I knew.

• 4:00Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not anymore.

• 4:01Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 4:03Peyton Hardin?

  It's like, if I was still in diapers, I would be rolling right now.

• 4:07Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm like, so the bear came out from the tree? You're just like, what the [BLEEP]?

• 4:13Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it's like, if you were tickling me and like, looking at me, that's how you tell jokes, you're like, Peyton? I'm like, what the hell? But happy birthday.

• 4:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Thanks.

• 4:20Peyton Hardin?

  I have a, later on in the episode, I have a gift.

• 4:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, God.

• 4:25Peyton Hardin?

  You'll have to wait till the end, it's, it's nothing big.

• 4:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 4:28Peyton Hardin?

  I can't afford that, it's, your, your birthday falls on tax.

• 4:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, it's the worst [BLEEP] day, worst day to have to give a gift to someone.

• 4:35Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yeah, so you don't have like...

• 4:36Cameron Kennedy?

  You don't have to give a gift, but...

• 4:37Peyton Hardin?

  No, you don't have to, but I, I did, but it's small because I can't really afford one right now, at this moment.

• 4:43Cameron Kennedy?

  That's fine, I, we're locked in, I...

• 4:45Peyton Hardin?

  Happy birthday.

• 4:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Thank you, brother.

• 4:46Peyton Hardin?

  Are you drunk?

• 4:47Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I, I don't know what's going on. Are you literally under the influence right now? That last four seconds wasn't audible.

• 4:57Peyton Hardin?

  I think it'd be better if I was.

• 5:00Cameron Kennedy?

  He said, "I'm so quiet, man." "Are you okay? Are we alright? How'd you get here?"

• 5:07Peyton Hardin?

  I drove. It was an hour and 27 minutes.

• 5:13Cameron Kennedy?

  The amount of time, just think about this. For me going to work and going home.

• 5:18Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 5:18Cameron Kennedy?

  I could be in another state. I could be in Oklahoma.

• 5:20Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, that's insane. And because you chose to move in the worst part of Texas.

• 5:24Cameron Kennedy?

  That's not the other. Out of here, yes. Nothing top San Antonio.

• 5:27Peyton Hardin?

  But how was your week? Did you have a good week, Bubba? Did you do anything?

• 5:29Cameron Kennedy?

  I did. I had a good week. It was fun. Uh, we, we had to do a lot of behind the scenes. But outside of that, it was kind of calm. It was like a nice resting a little bit. It was solid.

• 5:39Peyton Hardin?

  So you didn't do anything?

• 5:40Cameron Kennedy?

  It was solid. Nothing that's really gonna like, keep you like, you know? Really a story? Good?

• 5:44Peyton Hardin?

  Okay. You want to know what I did?

• 5:46Cameron Kennedy?

  What did you do?

• 5:47Peyton Hardin?

  Okay. I finally, because we're going on tour, I went and got my passport finally.

• 5:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Heyo!

• 5:54Peyton Hardin?

  I finally went and got my pass.

• 5:55Cameron Kennedy?

  That's like two years behind schedule. Two, you should have had that years ago.

• 5:59Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, I'm not gonna lie. Everybody boosted up the process of getting your passport. Everybody for, since I was a kid, dude, gotta get your passport. You're gonna have to go to this place and this place and this place. It's gonna take you about 12 years.

• 6:11Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no.

• 6:12Peyton Hardin?

  Everybody made it seem so extreme.

• 6:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Start now if you want to go somewhere on your 21st.

• 6:16Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, exactly.

• 6:17Cameron Kennedy?

  You're like the 8th grade.

• 6:18Peyton Hardin?

  And so it started putting me off to not get my passport. Like, I don't take direction well. So don't tell me something's gonna be hard because I'm not gonna do it. Right? I, I'll take the easier route, if anything. But I have to for a tour. So I went. I, I went to a spot where you can get everything done in one location.

• 6:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Beautiful. God, all in ones are the best.

• 6:36Peyton Hardin?

  The photo, the documents, the, the picture. I already said photo and picture. You get everything done in one spot, right? Now,

• 6:47Peyton Hardin?

  I, it's, for some reason, I started getting an anxiety tag in there. And it always hits randomly. And it's more of like, whenever I'm asked questions, I wasn't prepared to answer. So I don't do interviews very well.

• 6:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 6:59Peyton Hardin?

  So, they were asking me things about my homeland, where I'm going, where my mom was born, where my dad was born. I'm like, I just figured out their middle names the other week. I don't know where they were born. She's asking me all these things. I'm starting to get worked up.

• 7:14Cameron Kennedy?

  You go, "Quite frankly, I don't care."

• 7:16Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly, and so this kid in the booth next to me, his parents aren't good at their job, which is being a parent. So he had toys and he was, no, no, no, no, oh, no, no, no, no.

• 7:30Cameron Kennedy?

  This is a child?

• 7:32Peyton Hardin?

  No, he's a chi- a kid, yes.

• 7:34Cameron Kennedy?

  I thought you said this kid in the booth next to me, like, he was trying to get his passport too.

• 7:38Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, no, no, he's a little-

• 7:39Cameron Kennedy?

  You're getting mad at a two-year-old right now?

• 7:40Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, because his parents weren't doing their job.

• 7:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 7:42Peyton Hardin?

  So, he's clanking this toy and I'm like, I can't hear you very well, because this kid sucks, right? Can't hear you lady, kid sucks next to me. To the point, I'm trying to talk, I'm leaning in, trying to hear her over the glass, and now I'm starting to panic. Can't hear, she's asking questions, kid sucks. I start to feel

• 8:03Peyton Hardin?

  on my pants, and I'm like, what's going on? While I'm trying to answer this question, tight environment.

• 8:11Peyton Hardin?

  I go, oh, kid is on his pool in my pants like this.

• 8:18Peyton Hardin?

  I'm looking at the parents, not even the kid, I literally go,

• 8:23Peyton Hardin?

  this right?

• 8:23Cameron Kennedy?

  You go, this is yours.

• 8:25Peyton Hardin?

  And so I'm like, I, I'm not good with confrontation, so I didn't say anything to the parents, they had like four of them, and you could tell, you know, they were, they're at their wits end, they weren't even paying attention to the little man on the floor.

• 8:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, they don't know how they drove there.

• 8:37Peyton Hardin?

  So at that point, I'm not your parent, I start kicking the I start saying, get the, get the off of me, get the off of me. He got a boot to the sternum about three or four times, hella grip on the kid, if we're being honest.

• 8:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Fighting hard, he's in there.

• 8:52Peyton Hardin?

  And so I'm stomping this kid out, right?

• 8:57Peyton Hardin?

  And then, he finally

• 9:00Peyton Hardin?

  he scurries away, he's out.

• 9:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh no, he crawled away, he's like

• 9:05Peyton Hardin?

  Now, I didn't know this was a part of the passport process. The lady goes, Peyton Harden, and I go, what the, why'd you get so serious? And she goes, are you ready to take the oath?

• 9:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Am I going to jail?

• 9:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Do I need a lawyer here for this?

• 9:23Peyton Hardin?

  So I said, "What?" And she goes, "The oath for the passport." I said, "Yeah." She goes, "Are you ready?" And I said, "Yep." I put my hand up, and she goes, "You don't need to do that."

• 9:34Cameron Kennedy?

  I was about to say, I literally was about to say, "I don't remember doing that." You said, "I honor to God."

• 9:40Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, so I, my dumb, anytime I've watched any type of show in my life, that when there's oaths, there's bibles, I didn't see the biblical word. So I was like, "I guess I just put my hand up."

• 9:49Cameron Kennedy?

  You're like, "Oh."

• 9:50Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, so I went like this, and she goes, "You don't need to do that." And I was like, "Yeah, it's stupid, right?"

• 9:54Cameron Kennedy?

  You're testing the wind, just read it.

• 9:57Peyton Hardin?

  And so, is that even an oath? If I don't have to put my hand in the air or on a bible, I could just lie.

• 10:03Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't think you have to legally. You could lie and they're not gonna, they can't say anything.

• 10:07Peyton Hardin?

  And the oath wasn't even about anything.

• 10:09Cameron Kennedy?

  What the fuck was I saying? I don't even remember taking an oath to get my passport.

• 10:12Peyton Hardin?

  It's about, it was like, "Is this picture yours? Like, is the likeness of this image really you?" And I was like, "I took that right here." You saw me take the picture.

• 10:20Cameron Kennedy?

  You clicked the button.

• 10:21Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. I was like, "That picture happened two feet this way." What are you talking about?

• 10:25Cameron Kennedy?

  I can't wait for you to get your passport.

• 10:27Peyton Hardin?

  Why?

• 10:27Cameron Kennedy?

  God, you feel like you're like, uh, like 007. You're like an agent with that shit. It immediately makes you wanna go pull out $10,000 cash, buy a, have it all in a safe in your house. I'm sorry. It immediately, like, you have like an escape plan bag.

• 10:39Peyton Hardin?

  Why?

• 10:40Cameron Kennedy?

  If you have a passport, it just makes you feel cool. Makes you feel like you can just get the f*** out of Dodge.

• 10:44Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, and when I get it, like, once I completed the paperwork and everything, I was like, "I feel like I'm not a prisoner to this system anymore." I feel like I can go anywhere in the world. Like, it feels good.

• 10:52Cameron Kennedy?

  And you need just, you're, oh my, okay, you're even better than me.

• 10:55Peyton Hardin?

  What do you mean?

• 10:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Cause you got a, you got a, a nice Duffy. Imagine that duffel bag just sits in your, sits in a little corner of your little closet. You unzip it anytime, there's like...

• 11:05Peyton Hardin?

  What's this, what are you doing?

• 11:07Cameron Kennedy?

  I think it's for safe, too much movies. I'm watching some movies, escape. Like a, like a good notebook, like a solid pen. You got 10,000 cash, jewelry, a pair of shoes, and you can just get up and go.

• 11:16Peyton Hardin?

  Well, it's more of, not what I'm bringing with me. I can just leave the country, is what I'm saying.

• 11:20Cameron Kennedy?

  But the passport gives it that, that Feng Shui.

• 11:21Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, okay.

• 11:22Cameron Kennedy?

  That Feng Shui.

• 11:22Peyton Hardin?

  Got you.

• 11:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Didn't you also get another, another pedicure?

• 11:29Peyton Hardin?

  I did get another pedicure, fantastic. No crab this time. No crab on the pedicure this time.

• 11:35Cameron Kennedy?

  There's never crab, we're not doing that again, there's never crab.

• 11:36Peyton Hardin?

  But she dressed me like a turkey this time. It was very strange, I'm not gonna get into it, very strange, she put rose petals on me, I think she wanted some pee pee.

• 11:43Cameron Kennedy?

  I think she liked ya, I think she liked ya.

• 11:45Peyton Hardin?

  But, I did a thing, this time when I went to go get a pedicure, I cut my nails before I went.

• 11:51Cameron Kennedy?

  There, okay.

• 11:52Peyton Hardin?

  TJ knows, that's the best way to go.

• 11:54Cameron Kennedy?

  There's no way. Why would you cut your nails before going to a pedicure? Where they cut your nails?

• 12:01Peyton Hardin?

  I feel like it is a time thing. I feel like if you cut your nails before you go, that's kinda like washing, like rinsing your car off before you go through a car wash.

• 12:10Cameron Kennedy?

  No one ever does that, no one has ever done that, and they don't do that. That is stupid.

• 12:14Peyton Hardin?

  People have definitely rinsed off like the excess before they go into a car wash.

• 12:17Cameron Kennedy?

  They have too much time. Those people, they're not real, they have too much time, they're getting bored with themselves, they're like, let me go rinse and then wash.

• 12:23Peyton Hardin?

  Do you understand that that's normal to cut your nails a little bit before you go to, uh, go to get a pedicure? That's 100% normal.

• 12:28Cameron Kennedy?

  That is not, that's the, like, the biggest, most important part of the pedicure. Is to give you proper cuticle care. Let me cut it, let me sand it, let me get your edges.

• 12:39Peyton Hardin?

  100%, okay, but whenever you go get a haircut, right, do you never clean up your beard a little bit?

• 12:45Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you don't either, we go in there grisly as hell!

• 12:47Peyton Hardin?

  No, but I'm saying, through the time you don't have a haircut, do you ever just go in and clean your beard up, ever?

• 12:52Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 12:52Peyton Hardin?

  Well, you're nasty.

• 12:53Cameron Kennedy?

  I used to, now I don't. Hey, let me go get an oil change, let me just do a little bit of the oil first.

• 12:58Peyton Hardin?

  Nope.

• 12:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Let me get my tires rotated, let me kinda crank them first. Nope. No one, no one does that.

• 13:04Peyton Hardin?

  Uh, one thing, it's a big ego thing, because I have nasty nails. And 100% they talk about me whenever I go in there. I wanna mitigate you speaking about me. Don't speak negatively about me.

• 13:14Cameron Kennedy?

  You walk in, you go, hey, they're already done, right, just start rubbing.

• 13:16Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 13:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Where's the lotion?

• 13:17Peyton Hardin?

  And, and I'm insecure, I'm very insecure. Like, you should see me take off my socks before a pedicure, I am hiding.

• 13:23Cameron Kennedy?

  How do you take it off? Show us how you take it off.

• 13:26Peyton Hardin?

  And I, I hide them under the chair, like, I put my feet under the chair and take off my socks, so no one can see this. No one can see optically what's going on down under the shin.

• 13:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Peyton, you hide your feet.

• 13:37Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, I'm insecure. You know how you feel when you take your shirt off?

• 13:40Cameron Kennedy?

  (screaming)

• 13:48Peyton Hardin?

  The sun!

• 13:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, I get that, that's fair.

• 13:53Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 13:54Cameron Kennedy?

  But it's your feet!

• 13:55Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly, and that's what I'm insecure about. Not everyone has feet, not everybody has that! Everyone's got feet, okay. But, they talk about me, so I am traumatized. They talk about me, I don't want to do that. And, I feel like it's a respectful gesture. You're gonna be working hard. I know this is not ideal for you. You don't want to touch these feet. So I'm going to make this process a little easier for you. You understand me?

• 14:16Cameron Kennedy?

  No, that's not... I love that you're trying to, you're trying to pull a logical card and I, I'm caring for them. That is not how it works. That is their job.

• 14:25Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, I know you don't do this because you don't care about the waiting staff at restaurants, but like, whenever you're done eating...

• 14:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, don't you...

• 14:31Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, oh, I stack plates!

• 14:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my...

• 14:34Peyton Hardin?

  I don't stack plates! I don't stack plates!

• 14:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Jehovah, save me!

• 14:38Peyton Hardin?

  I don't stack plates!

• 14:39Cameron Kennedy?

  You...

• 14:40Peyton Hardin?

  I stack plates!

• 14:41Cameron Kennedy?

  I've watched you spit on a plate before you've stacked!

• 14:44Peyton Hardin?

  That's not true, you've never seen me spit. I don't publicly spit.

• 14:47Cameron Kennedy?

  You don't, you don't, you privately spit a lot. You privately spit, boy, you spit private all the time. You're a private spitter.

• 14:54Peyton Hardin?

  Too far, careful.

• 14:56Cameron Kennedy?

  That did come...

• 14:57Peyton Hardin?

  Spitter!

• 15:00Peyton Hardin?

  Cam's got mesothelioma. He is owed compensation for whatever's going on in your chest.

• 15:06Cameron Kennedy?

  It's, it's allergies, bro.

• 15:08Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, no, I mess up allergies.

• 15:09Cameron Kennedy?

  It is dry as hell.

• 15:10Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, you do not stack plates, we're not leaving that, you're lying on it. You are lying about something I do on my birthday and it's not fair! Cam, you don't respect waitstaffs, you don't tip properly? You, you're mean? You send food back? I've never done any of those two things, three things. I've never done them.

• 15:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Exactly, you've also gone to places and you're left hungry because you're spineless. If I want it medium, give me medium!

• 15:32Peyton Hardin?

  Boy!

• 15:34Peyton Hardin?

  Right, you wanted to say it. Don't act like it's your birthday, say it.

• 15:37Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no, no, don't you play that card. No, no, no. I have sent food back. Do I feel good about it? No, I don't go, "You think this room..." Take it! No, I don't do that. Now that's not, that's just the, I don't know, it's a strange little, little character I'm sliding into.

• 15:53Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 15:54Cameron Kennedy?

  But there's nothing wrong with that, if you do it respectfully. Hey man, I, I know you wrote it down... And I know what I said, but I'm just kidding. Hey, I think I asked for a medium. I'm so sorry. I just, I don't like eating beef jerky when I'm at a steakhouse. Yeah.

• 16:07Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 16:07Cameron Kennedy?

  And then you send it back.

• 16:08Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, well, you're getting off the point. I do stack plates. I do take care of the weights to have better than you. I'm more respectful. I'm more caring. I tip better. I look better. I smell better.

• 16:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Look better? Yes. Smell better? Yes. Tip better? Yes. Take care of them better as a whole.

• 16:25Peyton Hardin?

  That's all taking care of them.

• 16:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no, no, no, no. As a whole. Cam, you said take care of them, then you went down the list.

• 16:30Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, I taught you how to stack plates. I literally taught you how to stack plates.

• 16:33Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm like, my butthole's itching from the amount of lie.

• 16:36Peyton Hardin?

  Mine's been doing that a lot recently.

• 16:39Cameron Kennedy?

  That's a bad wipe.

• 16:39Peyton Hardin?

  It's, I'm a bad wiper because I don't like sitting there too long and it starts to hurt and I look at the tissue on wipe 16, there's blood and I'm like, I should stop.

• 16:47Cameron Kennedy?

  If you.

• 16:48Peyton Hardin?

  Right up tearing my stink there in half on this one.

• 16:50Cameron Kennedy?

  You're sitting there.

• 16:51Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. It's like a little cat's getting me.

• 16:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, 16 wipes?

• 16:56Peyton Hardin?

  You ever had a wiper that wouldn't stop?

• 16:58Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't think I've ever wiped more than four times. Ever. I'm not, I'm not, I might go five. No cap, no cap, no jokes. I've never wiped my ass for a singular poop more than five times.

• 17:11Peyton Hardin?

  Cause you don't believe that. You don't believe that.

• 17:12Cameron Kennedy?

  I put, I'll, if you.

• 17:14Peyton Hardin?

  Put that on your son.

• 17:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, okay.

• 17:17Peyton Hardin?

  Oh?

• 17:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Bible app open on my phone. Mom, dad, Liv. I said five. I went up to five.

• 17:25Peyton Hardin?

  Cam.

• 17:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Y'all are doing little bullies, touching your butt. Ew, gone.

• 17:27Peyton Hardin?

  No, I'm scooping guac.

• 17:29Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm risen.

• 17:30Peyton Hardin?

  I'm going in there. I'm getting it all. I, I've literally had poops where I've two and done, two wipes done.

• 17:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, we've all had those. Those are, those are, those are very rare.

• 17:39Peyton Hardin?

  I go wrist deep when I'm wiping.

• 17:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Then you're, then you're just playing. You're just playing around. You're sitting there.

• 17:49Cameron Kennedy?

  I go, no water's on there for 30 minutes and he's bleeding.

• 17:52Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, no, no, Dennis, you've only wiped. You've never wiped more than five times and you walk around confidently in those drawers? Okay, let's say, let's say this. You have stink butt.

• 18:02Cameron Kennedy?

  I have lived, no, I have lived 27 years, I am sure there is handful outliers.

• 18:09Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, outliers.

• 18:10Cameron Kennedy?

  I wipe 8, 9, whatever, it's crazy poop.

• 18:12Peyton Hardin?

  8, 9 is crazy? 8, 9 is crazy poop?

• 18:15Cameron Kennedy?

  8, 9 is wicked poop to wipe. 9 times is wicked, what are you eating?

• 18:18Peyton Hardin?

  That's regular poos.

• 18:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Then y'all, y'all do not, bro, you don't wipe as good as me, then I wipe more efficient, that's all it is.

• 18:24Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's not, you don't, you don't look at the-

• 18:26Cameron Kennedy?

  That's why you're bleeding, I don't bleed from down there.

• 18:29Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 18:29Cameron Kennedy?

  I wipe poop gone done.

• 18:30Peyton Hardin?

  And you don't look at the paper, so you don't even know when you're done, brava.

• 18:33Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 18:38Peyton Hardin?

  He said, "Brava, you wiped that."

• 18:42Peyton Hardin?

  No, Cam doesn't look at his paper when he wipes.

• 18:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Post poop, post poop.

• 18:46Peyton Hardin?

  He looks at it in the, in the toilet, he doesn't know, he has, he has a nasty, he has a nasty-

• 18:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, there's something that, like, we could, okay, we have this thing, we've already done it.

• 18:56Peyton Hardin?

  We've done this.

• 18:56Cameron Kennedy?

  We're not gonna dive in. You don't need to look at the-

• 19:00Peyton Hardin?

  You do.

• 19:00Cameron Kennedy?

  -to know there's shit on the paper.

• 19:01Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, you do. Yes, you do. Cam, Cam, yes, you do.

• 19:04Cameron Kennedy?

  You can blindfold me, you can blindfold me, right? I can sneeze in a, in a, in a Kleenex. I know if it's a nasty, sick, big loogie sneeze, I know if it's barely any.

• 19:12Peyton Hardin?

  That's different.

• 19:12Cameron Kennedy?

  It's the same thing downstairs. If I wipe, it's dry as, no texture has changed on the other side of this.

• 19:19Peyton Hardin?

  You're raising a child and you're raising him wrong.

• 19:21Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 19:21Peyton Hardin?

  Please do not potty train Malachi, let me do it.

• 19:24Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 19:24Peyton Hardin?

  Please don't.

• 19:25Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no.

• 19:25Peyton Hardin?

  Do not train your son to do this.

• 19:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I'm gonna-

• 19:27Peyton Hardin?

  No, I will call CPS, you can't? No, cuz he's gonna walk around with bad butts. And I don't wanna, he has a cute little wrinkled butt, and I don't want you to mess that up.

• 19:36Cameron Kennedy?

  He's not gonna walk around with bad butts. Dude, I can't wait to train him for a urinal. You get mini Cheerios, you put it in there.

• 19:42Peyton Hardin?

  You potty train for urinals?

• 19:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Well, I'm saying it translates to, you're just standing up-

• 19:46Peyton Hardin?

  He's not gonna be on a urinal till he's like 8.

• 19:48Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm saying standing up pee, the first time you train him to stand to pee.

• 19:51Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 19:51Cameron Kennedy?

  You put little mini Cheerios in there, you tell him to aim for the hoop.

• 19:53Peyton Hardin?

  So, how are you gonna potty train your kid to stand to pee when you sit to pee?

• 19:57Cameron Kennedy?

  I sit to pee for pure relaxation and phone time.

• 20:00Peyton Hardin?

  So, you don't want him to get away from my family?

• 20:01Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I'm just kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I sit to pee sometimes for relaxation.

• 20:09Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 20:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Obviously, I can just walk in, boom, bing, pee done.

• 20:11Peyton Hardin?

  Question, right?

• 20:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Answer.

• 20:13Peyton Hardin?

  In college, I had a teammate that told me he did this in the shower and he made me feel like I was crazy for not doing it. He said, "It's about showering, right? And we know I'm a little funky in the shower and I talk about this a lot."

• 20:27Cameron Kennedy?

  A little abnormal.

• 20:28Peyton Hardin?

  Stick with me here. When you take a shower and it's time to dry your body off, we all know you stay in the shower to dry off.

• 20:36Cameron Kennedy?

  I start in the shower to dry off, yeah. I start there.

• 20:39Peyton Hardin?

  Y'all flood your bathrooms?

• 20:42Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no. Oh, my god, I hate people that do that, no, no.

• 20:44Peyton Hardin?

  You, I used to be like that and you taught me not to.

• 20:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my god, yeah, I told, you gotta, you take the towel.

• 20:48Peyton Hardin?

  In the tub or in the shower.

• 20:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 20:50Peyton Hardin?

  You gotta stay in the shower to dry off. But that's not what I'm talking about. First of all, crazy wicked debate if you go outside the shower, you're a little boy.

• 20:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Just soaking wet, yeah.

• 20:56Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, you're just, you're just, there's water all over your bathroom now.

• 20:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, that's stupid.

• 21:00Peyton Hardin?

  Anyway, but how do you dry off in, after a shower? Look, I would always be like, I'm turning off the water and I immediately grab a towel. That's how I dry off.

• 21:12Cameron Kennedy?

  It's so incorrect.

• 21:13Peyton Hardin?

  You're a wiper?

• 21:14Cameron Kennedy?

  So incorrect, a wiper? Oh, 100%.

• 21:17Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, my gosh, I hate people like that.

• 21:19Cameron Kennedy?

  I get, I get.

• 21:20Peyton Hardin?

  Why?

• 21:20Cameron Kennedy?

  I get as much water off of my body as I can with these two puppies before I touch towel. What?

• 21:26Peyton Hardin?

  That is so strange and I didn't, I didn't know this was a thing.

• 21:28Cameron Kennedy?

  You wanna see my routine?

• 21:29Peyton Hardin?

  So many people do this, yeah, show me your routine.

• 21:31Cameron Kennedy?

  You wanna see my routine?

• 21:31Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, wait, audio listeners.

• 21:32Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm gonna stay seated, audio listeners.

• 21:34Peyton Hardin?

  You gotta explain why you're doing it.

• 21:35Cameron Kennedy?

  I'll explain as I'm doing it. Stay seated so I can be in frame. I start with the head. Soon as I turn the water off, I literally go like this.

• 21:41Peyton Hardin?

  That is so, will you wipe your head off?

• 21:44Cameron Kennedy?

  I get all the water off my head, yeah.

• 21:45Peyton Hardin?

  Well, that's because you got no hair.

• 21:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I did it with hair.

• 21:48Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 21:49Cameron Kennedy?

  I literally go like this. Try to get it as dry as possible, yeah. It just, it just speeds up your process once you get out.

• 21:55Peyton Hardin?

  No, it does not speed up anything, you're just getting, no.

• 21:58Cameron Kennedy?

  There's less water on you.

• 21:59Peyton Hardin?

  This is what happens, all you have is wetter hands and messed up hair.

• 22:03Cameron Kennedy?

  This is how quick you can dry your hands. You can't dry your hair like this.

• 22:06Peyton Hardin?

  What, what, okay, what would dry your hair faster, your hands or a towel?

• 22:10Cameron Kennedy?

  A towel. What takes longer to dry? More water, less water?

• 22:13Peyton Hardin?

  What? There's not less water coming out to the point where it's gonna, but you're mitigating your time completely wrong. Cause you're spending so much time.

• 22:21Cameron Kennedy?

  It's not, it's not long. I'm going.

• 22:24Peyton Hardin?

  Then you're doing nothing.

• 22:25Cameron Kennedy?

  No, a lot of water comes out. A lot of water comes out.

• 22:28Peyton Hardin?

  You, no, okay, so what do you do with your body?

• 22:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Next, I always start with my right hand. I go arm, kink, kink, kink, underside, left.

• 22:36Peyton Hardin?

  Who taught y'all how to live life?

• 22:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Then I hit this, my rib cage, both arms, I go.

• 22:40Peyton Hardin?

  That's a lot of surface area.

• 22:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Kink, then legs. I lift one leg, two hands at the same time, I go sink, sink, sink, sink, and then chest.

• 22:49Peyton Hardin?

  What about your gibblies?

• 22:51Cameron Kennedy?

  I like that stand wet. I'm like.

• 22:55Peyton Hardin?

  No, that's, I do all that every single time I shower before I touch a towel. Then I grab a towel, dry off. What's the point of that? What do you gain?

• 23:03Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like, it's, back to your f*** object. It's the pre rinse before the rinse. It's the pre-cut before the cut. I'm pre-drying before I dry.

• 23:10Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, but that's wasting time. You're literally getting nothing done but playing with yourself.

• 23:14Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I'm not.

• 23:15Peyton Hardin?

  Like you want, you haven't had human touch.

• 23:16Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm getting water off.

• 23:17Peyton Hardin?

  Makes sense why they do it, not enough human touch. So you're, you're in it with them.

• 23:20Cameron Kennedy?

  I am getting water off me. That is, that's, there's, there's literally nothing you can say.

• 23:25Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 23:25Cameron Kennedy?

  I shower.

• 23:26Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 23:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Every time. And when I see, just imagine this, imagine this test, right? This, this hypothesis. You soak your arm, you just dip your arm in a bucket of water, you pull it right out, immediately.

• 23:36Peyton Hardin?

  Grab a towel and wipe it off. That's the quickest way you can do it.

• 23:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, but your whole body. Okay, just imagine though, tell me this, answer me this. If you pull your arm, soak it in a body, in a bucket of water, you pull it out. And then dry it. Is there more water like that? Or if you quickly went? What, what, what would be easier to dry with the towel?

• 23:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Or just straight on it.

• 23:59Peyton Hardin?

  It doesn't matter. The towel will be quick, the same speed. It will be the same amount of dryness.

• 24:03Cameron Kennedy?

  You're okay, you're arguing speed.

• 24:06Peyton Hardin?

  You said speed, it's quicker to dry. You said that.

• 24:09Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, I'm saying-

• 24:10Peyton Hardin?

  That's what you said. I heard it with both of my ears, this one and this one.

• 24:12Cameron Kennedy?

  It makes the towel part quicker at the end.

• 24:15Peyton Hardin?

  But it makes all drying quicker if you just immediately just get the towel, if the towel is quicker.

• 24:18Cameron Kennedy?

  But then your towel gets too wet. That's a real thing. Your towel gets too wet, that's a real thing. If you put-

• 24:24Peyton Hardin?

  What's the point of a towel?

• 24:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, honestly, we're, yeah, I forgot, we're in different brackets, you use a different towel every shower.

• 24:31Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 24:31Cameron Kennedy?

  I use, I use a towel-

• 24:33Peyton Hardin?

  That's not true though. I use a face towel and a, and a body towel. But I use that for like a week. I use the same face towel for a week and the same body towel for a week. I got two towels every shower. But I just use it for a whole week.

• 24:44Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know what's more impressive. You have two separate towels?

• 24:48Peyton Hardin?

  How many towels do you own?

• 24:49Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, I'm saying you-

• 24:51Peyton Hardin?

  You have two towels at your house?

• 24:52Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I'm- I'm saying you use two per shower. Like-

• 24:56Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. The ones on the, the left side of my-

• 24:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Now we're in the book of the undead, we're in the book of the secrets!

• 25:01Peyton Hardin?

  Wait, that's weird?

• 25:03Cameron Kennedy?

  You have a, a, a specific face towel?

• 25:06Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 25:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh yeah, you're doing it big, dawg. You're doing it right, you're doing it big.

• 25:10Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's just what towel I grab. I'll grab two towels.

• 25:13Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no, oh no, oh no, no, no, no, no. You can't play it off like that.

• 25:16Peyton Hardin?

  I don't have a face towel that says this is for Payne's face. It changes once I wash it.

• 25:20Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I get that, I get that. I'm saying you choose to have two towels readily available for your exit of said shower, one only for your face.

• 25:29Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 25:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, you're doing it big, dawg.

• 25:30Peyton Hardin?

  How is that big?

• 25:31Cameron Kennedy?

  You're doing it big. You got a whole towel, a whole like, adult towel, it's not a little rag!

• 25:37Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's a towel towel.

• 25:38Cameron Kennedy?

  No, that's crazy. That's crazy. That's a waste of linen.

• 25:43Peyton Hardin?

  How is it not a waste of linen? I'm using it for a week.

• 25:46Cameron Kennedy?

  You have a, are you not snee-

• 25:48Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not understanding what's wrong about this.

• 25:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, let's do this. Frame your face for me, like you would take a picture. Okay, that's your face, right? Here's the towel!

• 25:56Peyton Hardin?

  Right. Yes, and then, for one shower, here.

• 26:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, oh my god, you're not that- You are not that meticulous in-

• 26:04Peyton Hardin?

  Yes I am. You know I'm worried about my face. I have sensitive skin.

• 26:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, but you are not, oh my god, I bet, I bet my- I bet my sweet juicy that you don't do that.

• 26:14Peyton Hardin?

  I swear to god I do.

• 26:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Every time you get out of that shower, you probably go like this.

• 26:19Cameron Kennedy?

  And just dry it off.

• 26:19Peyton Hardin?

  No, I literally go like this.

• 26:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, I believe you, Pat.

• 26:22Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, Pat.

• 26:23Cameron Kennedy?

  But you definitely don't go. Let's see the light.

• 26:26Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 26:26Cameron Kennedy?

  No, that was Tuesday.

• 26:27Peyton Hardin?

  No, cuz after my shower, I'm responsible enough to flip it. I flip it after my shower and that's gonna be my next shower.

• 26:33Cameron Kennedy?

  You don't get to say shit about me getting water off my arms when you use two full-blown body towels, one specifically for your face and you flip it every shower.

• 26:40Peyton Hardin?

  I genuinely don't think that's crazy. I genuinely don't.

• 26:43Cameron Kennedy?

  That's more crazy than, that's more crazy than what you just dogged me for.

• 26:46Peyton Hardin?

  I think that's the most efficient thing to do.

• 26:49Peyton Hardin?

  I genuinely do.

• 26:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, okay, I don't know why this just made me think of this. Can I please tell a quick story about Liv and her inefficiency, incompetency? I love my wife to death.

• 27:02Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god.

• 27:03Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I know, I love my wife to death.

• 27:03Peyton Hardin?

  He's like, "My birthday, I can say it alone."

• 27:05Cameron Kennedy?

  I love my wife to death. Can I please tell you the story?

• 27:07Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, tell me about your, your wife that sends me pictures of her poop.

• 27:09Cameron Kennedy?

  We're, we're at a Mexican restaurant, right?

• 27:11Peyton Hardin?

  Oh god, I know shit, it was wicked after that.

• 27:13Cameron Kennedy?

  It was, but we're at a Mexican restaurant. It's one of the ones where you order at the front, then you go sit down, kinda like, um, uh...

• 27:19Peyton Hardin?

  It's like a lunchroom style thing.

• 27:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, what's the place we go to?

• 27:21Peyton Hardin?

  Doesn't matter.

• 27:22Cameron Kennedy?

  So, you order at the front and then you go sit down, right? Liv's looking at the menu. I already know what I want and I have Malachi. So I told her what I wanted. I go sit down with the kid. She comes back and she goes, "They just looked at me so weird and I think they're talking about me and I don't know like what's going on." And I go, "Who?"

• 27:38Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 27:39Cameron Kennedy?

  She's like, "All the whole work, the whole staff." She was like, "I almost had to get on one of their..." I was like, "Okay, okay, relax." First off, we have our...

• 27:47Peyton Hardin?

  Your wife's ghetto. Your wife's a thug. She's a fucking street dweller. Thug. Your wife's a thug. Your wife's a criminal. Keep going.

• 27:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god. We have our kid here. You're not getting active. Mike Tyson, sit down and eat your tacos. So I go, "Why? What do you mean, like, did you do something?" She goes, "I literally just ordered what you told me to and what I wanted." And I go, "Okay, what'd you say?" "I shit you not."

• 28:13Cameron Kennedy?

  She said, "Can I have the chips and queso 10? I'll take the paloma 11. Can I get the, the quesadilla 11? I'll take the taco platter 14."

• 28:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Those were the prices next to them. She thought it was a part of the name. She said, "Let me get the quesadilla 14." "Let me get the chips and queso 10." She ordered with the prices.

• 28:37Peyton Hardin?

  Your wife went to school, right?

• 28:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Ah, I think, I really think. She was there, physically there. I don't know what she was doing from bell to bell.

• 28:44Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, but take me, you know your wife.

• 28:46Cameron Kennedy?

  So I, so when she said that, y'all know exactly what I did.

• 28:49Peyton Hardin?

  Take me through it.

• 28:50Cameron Kennedy?

  I stood up, laughed, and I went and grabbed the menu.

• 28:51Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 28:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, I'm not giving any excuses. The numbers are close, very close. Like, I'm talking maybe one space away. But it's clear as day, the prices. It's always the prices.

• 29:02Peyton Hardin?

  Was there a dollar sign?

• 29:03Cameron Kennedy?

  It's never not been the pric- it doesn't matter. Nothing's called, "Let me get the quesadilla 10," in a restaurant. That is the price.

• 29:08Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, when you were saying, I was like, 10 quesadillas, like, you gotta leave, brother.

• 29:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Let me get, let me get the, the, the, the 12th. That's the price.

• 29:14Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 29:14Cameron Kennedy?

  So, in a loving way, I said, "Babe, I love you, you're wrong. This is always the price."

• 29:18Peyton Hardin?

  You're right.

• 29:18Cameron Kennedy?

  She goes, "It's too, it's too close. They need to, like, they need to really differentiate that. Just put the prices on the left side. What would it change? We're gonna say, "Let me get the 14 quesadilla." It's, she did that, then when y'all came over to the house.

• 29:30Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 29:31Cameron Kennedy?

  With the tortillas.

• 29:32Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 29:32Cameron Kennedy?

  She's heating up these tortillas. We catered Chipotle for the house. She's heating up tortillas. She goes, "How, how long is a minute and 90 seconds?" I go, "That's strange." I've, I've, I've, I've lived 27 years, I've never heard that.

• 29:46Peyton Hardin?

  No, your wife's stupid.

• 29:47Cameron Kennedy?

  I've ne-. Don't say that, she's not stu- she does, she acts before she thinks.

• 29:54Peyton Hardin?

  No, I love it, your wife's stupid.

• 29:55Cameron Kennedy?

  She acts before she thinks. But it struck me, because I said, "I've been on this earth for 27 years. I've never heard that sentence."

• 30:01Peyton Hardin?

  Never.

• 30:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Never once. "A minute and 90 seconds." She goes, "It says, 'Heat the tortillas up a minute and 90 seconds.'" Me and CJ, "Uh, two and a half minutes?" You're dumb, and three. Payne goes, "I think that's three minutes."

• 30:13Peyton Hardin?

  Ryan looked at me, Ryan looked at me so sad.

• 30:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro.

• 30:17Peyton Hardin?

  Man.

• 30:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Me and CJ go, "Two and a half minutes." She takes him out, puts in two and a half minutes, brings tortillas out. I grab one, I almost went to the ER. I said, "That was hot, what are you doing?" She goes, "It said that." Same, I look at the thing, it says, "A minute to 90 seconds."

• 30:32Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 30:34Cameron Kennedy?

  And I was like, Olivia, can, can you read? Like, do you have the ability to read? Can you?

• 30:40Peyton Hardin?

  Well, I'm the bad guy.

• 30:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Can you look at letters, put them together and make it make sense? She goes, I don't know, I just, it said a minute, oh, whatever. And I was like, that's like somewhat like going to a store and getting your change back. And they're like, here's your change, $7.160. That's 860.

• 30:55Peyton Hardin?

  Right, and, and, I love Liv, I love her, that's why, I've known her forever, I can make fun of her.

• 30:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Gotta love Liv.

• 31:00Peyton Hardin?

  But, her excuses are starting to run dry now.

• 31:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, very dry.

• 31:04Peyton Hardin?

  How long are we gonna get off pregnancy brain?

• 31:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Mom brain, yeah. Mom brain never goes away. Get the f- Mom's pretty cognizant. Oh, God, God, I don't like ugly. The pride always comes before the fall.

• 31:18Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, but, we're talking about that night we had at your house, we spent your birthday at your house in your mansion, right? Your dog, dude.

• 31:24Cameron Kennedy?

  What, don't you, don't you do it?

• 31:25Peyton Hardin?

  Now, you show of hands behind the screen. Are we close? Say, if it's yes, put your hand up. Are we close to having to sit Ruby down permanently, right?

• 31:38Peyton Hardin?

  Right?

• 31:39Cameron Kennedy?

  No, we are not. No, we are not. Ruby's five!

• 31:42Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, doesn't matter, doesn't matter. Now- She's five? Yeah. She looks rough for five, dude.

• 31:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, she's got some grays, relax.

• 31:49Peyton Hardin?

  And so, but, I love Ruby, you know Ruby is like, now a very deep second Amalekai, but I love Ruby.

• 31:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 31:58Peyton Hardin?

  We gotta get her some kind of medicine, dude, because every-

• 32:02Cameron Kennedy?

  What do you mean?

• 32:03Peyton Hardin?

  Because, and, and this is bad, you being a hostess is bad, your dog, you gotta keep her outside or in a closet or something. Because, let's be honest, dude, we shouldn't leave your house with rashes after we cuddle with your dog. No, no, no, it's a fact, Ryan's whole forearm-

• 32:21Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 32:22Peyton Hardin?

  Right, and then when my parents came over, she got my lips, cause I gave her a kiss on the head, I got bumps down here, I was itching, it was bad, brother. She's, she's-

• 32:30Cameron Kennedy?

  She's a wild beast. She rolls in sediment on the daily.

• 32:35Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, cause where Cam lives, he literally lives in a garbage fill. Like, let's, like, I'm not being-

• 32:40Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 32:41Peyton Hardin?

  He literally does, they burn the community's trash in his backyard.

• 32:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Less than a mile away, I live, I'm less than a mile away from the city dump.

• 32:48Peyton Hardin?

  And sometimes when you walk inside of Cam's house, it literally smells like a slaughterhouse. Like, it smells like they're, they're butchering animals in there, because of what's going on outside. And Cam just throws his ugly little crooked dog-

• 33:02Peyton Hardin?

  Out there to bathe in it and he forgets about her and she comes in like a little cyclops. She's breathing in trash all day and Cam's like, hey Ruby, where's my kid?

• 33:13Peyton Hardin?

  Leaves us to cuddle with the dog with mites on it. We gotta wash the dog is what I'm saying. We gotta wash the dog.

• 33:20Cameron Kennedy?

  You said she came in like a cyclops.

• 33:22Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, and she looks at me different now. Her eyes are glowing. She's got the jaundice going.

• 33:31Peyton Hardin?

  If Ruby was watching this right now, she'd be crying. She'd be crying. That, you love that dog. I love her. That's why, okay, that's the thing. I make fun of things that I love so much. Another one, I'm spraying. Now, there's something else happened at your house.

• 33:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God.

• 33:49Peyton Hardin?

  Right. I'm telling you, Cam is just not used to social environments anymore.

• 33:54Cameron Kennedy?

  What is happening?

• 33:55Peyton Hardin?

  Since you got old, you turned 30 today. Happy birthday, by the way.

• 33:58Cameron Kennedy?

  It's 27.

• 34:00Peyton Hardin?

  And since you had your kid, it's like you were like this, brother, and it quickly went down. It was like the, the iron giant, right? Quick drop.

• 34:11Peyton Hardin?

  As a 27 year old man.

• 34:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 34:14Peyton Hardin?

  If you get liquor in Cam's system, he has a debate kink.

• 34:21Peyton Hardin?

  Brother, when I say he will get off to an argument for nothing, for nothing. He'll look for it. He'll look for it. He doesn't even believe in. He will fight you and I don't like it, dude. I don't like it. Can I say what happened? No, I can't.

• 34:41Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't even remember what was it.

• 34:42Peyton Hardin?

  It started in San Antonio.

• 34:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Tell me real quick. No, oh, that absolutely not. No, you can't.

• 34:47Peyton Hardin?

  No, get that's what I was talking about.

• 34:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, okay.

• 34:50Peyton Hardin?

  But whenever we were at his house, I was on the phone with a, a friend of mine. And the friend has a friend, right? They were in the same car. So I was on the phone with my friend. They were in the car with their friend. I was talking to them too. Cam wasn't involved, but Cam immediately walked past, grabbed a beer, cracked it, took a sip. The serum hit. The debate serum hit.

• 35:17Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm like this, you mother. He's like, what do you, what do you believe in?

• 35:19Peyton Hardin?

  Enough of the you'd fight for.

• 35:22Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm taking the other side. Say it.

• 35:24Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly.

• 35:28Cameron Kennedy?

  What the fuck do you? Who do you, what do you like?

• 35:37Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm just, I'm drunk, I'm a, I'm a debate chameleon. I'll go any side, any room, any, any argument.

• 35:43Peyton Hardin?

  Right, so, he wasn't involved in this convo, Cam doesn't even know these people. He overhears something that my friend's friend said.

• 35:56Peyton Hardin?

  He grabs my phone. He gra, like, doesn't know these people. I barely know the friend. Grabs the phone, he goes, "What'd you say?" I'm like, I'm thinking he's gonna be like, jokey, like, oh, that's how he's introducing himself to these people. Forty-five minutes on my phone, my phone was hot when I got it back. He was debating for forty-five minutes.

• 36:19Cameron Kennedy?

  I kept saying, "Now just hold on, bro."

• 36:21Peyton Hardin?

  I said, "Cam, it doesn't really matter, does it, right?" I said, "Cam, can I, it doesn't really matter," and he goes, "Yeah, no, we're all having fun, it's jokes," but like, that's wrong.

• 36:30Peyton Hardin?

  I'm telling you, do not be around Cam with liquor.

• 36:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 36:35Peyton Hardin?

  Like, some people fight, Cam debates.

• 36:37Cameron Kennedy?

  First off, do not make it seem like I drink one Miller Lite and I'm just like, "What do you believe in?"

• 36:43Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, you're like, yeah.

• 36:44Cameron Kennedy?

  If I'm like, a, a comfortable amount, couple shots, couple mixies.

• 36:49Peyton Hardin?

  That end, you dragged it.

• 36:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Couple shots.

• 36:51Peyton Hardin?

  Did y'all hear it? Okay, I don't know if y'all heard it.

• 36:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Wait, couple, what did I say?

• 36:56Peyton Hardin?

  He said, "Nnnnn," I was like, he was fighting for it.

• 36:59Cameron Kennedy?

  First off, I said-

• 36:59Peyton Hardin?

  He gets into the debate and he's like, "Nnnnn."

• 37:04Peyton Hardin?

  It's in him, bro.

• 37:05Cameron Kennedy?

  I said, "Mixies."

• 37:07Peyton Hardin?

  It's him.

• 37:07Cameron Kennedy?

  It's a party. I said, "Couple shots, couple mixies."

• 37:09Peyton Hardin?

  You get, no, you said, "In," it was a, it was a heavy long "in."

• 37:12Cameron Kennedy?

  What the hell is a nixie?

• 37:13Peyton Hardin?

  Oh!

• 37:13Cameron Kennedy?

  No! He go, "Get out!"

• 37:20Peyton Hardin?

  Nah.

• 37:22Peyton Hardin?

  Someone's saying even in Patreon. It's not even saying in Patreon. Not even. But that's a good one, right? I thought you said it back.

• 37:33Peyton Hardin?

  Move! But yeah, I don't know what I really don't know the origin. You understand. I like debating. Yes. I'm drunk. It's new. You've never been like that. I think I had a kid and I was like, God, I just can't do it with Liv. Like, anyone else want to fight with words? Yeah, but you used to be like, you used to be like overhorn. Whenever you're kind of couple shots to you. That's why I like being around you. I was like, come give it to daddy. I was like, come give it to me, pops. He said, no, I know, I know. You think Liv looks great. Just squeeze right here. You're good.

• 38:01Peyton Hardin?

  It's starting to get to that mode, huh? It's starting to get. Hey, you pulled it out. You pulled it out of me. You can't. You can't start. Pause.

• 38:09Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my God! I would never do that.

• 38:13Peyton Hardin?

  Relax! Happy birthday to you. Okay, relax. If I could get you pregnant. I said, don't start something you can't finish. If I, I would, I would baker's dozen. How many, how many cake, how much bread would be in that oven? Is that the same? There's a bacon brewing in the oven? What's the thing for pregnancy? If a bun in the oven. I'd leave it. You would have, you would have a Pillsbury Doughboy amount of buns in your oven. If I could get you pregnant. We'd have some tall glasses of wine. And they would be something. It'd be, what did you just say? Oh, no, you didn't. Oh, my God. You have to keep that camera on me. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Okay. I got a question. Oh, please. I got a question. Right.

• 38:59Peyton Hardin?

  I saw this on TikTok. And I didn't read the comments. I didn't even finish the video. I saw this guy on TikTok. I forgot his name. I'm so sorry.

• 39:08Peyton Hardin?

  He was out in the wilderness by a waterfall. First thing he said was, "Where's that water coming from?" I immediately clicked off the video. I said, "Jesus Christ, that is the smartest question I've ever heard in my life."

• 39:22Cameron Kennedy?

  You're kidding me.

• 39:23Peyton Hardin?

  Imagine, at the top of a mountain, where's the water coming from?

• 39:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, first off, I highly, highly doubt brother was at the top of a mountain.

• 39:32Peyton Hardin?

  Regardless of him, you know those big waterfalls that are like thousands of feet in the air? And it's like rushing water. Where's the water power coming from? Where's the water source?

• 39:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Nothing's plugged in, brother. There's a collection of water, and then there's a cliff. For a fall off, for a downward hill?

• 39:51Peyton Hardin?

  No, there is a, a mountain. There's waterfall mountains.

• 39:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Prove it. How about that? Show me your magical waterfall mountain.

• 40:00Peyton Hardin?

  Niagara Falls.

• 40:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Niagara Falls is in a literal massive body of water.

• 40:05Peyton Hardin?

  I don't even know what that is. I know it's a song, but...

• 40:09Peyton Hardin?

  It's a good song.

• 40:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, a water, all the waterfall is, there's collected water.

• 40:14Peyton Hardin?

  Where? How'd it get up there? Do you want like this?

• 40:18Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 40:19Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, listen to me.

• 40:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Rain? Rain?

• 40:23Peyton Hardin?

  There's, there's that much rain in this world? For 24/70 to go

• 40:29Peyton Hardin?

  all day for 20 years? There's that much rain? I've been in some rainstorms, not that big of one.

• 40:35Cameron Kennedy?

  It's a collected body of water. It's falling. It typically gets fed from another source. Like this river runs into this pond that falls down 50 feet.

• 40:44Peyton Hardin?

  God, they got you.

• 40:45Cameron Kennedy?

  They got me.

• 40:46Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, but... Let's slow down. Everybody has a collective unit.

• 40:49Cameron Kennedy?

  I'll, I'll play your game. I'm game.

• 40:50Peyton Hardin?

  So there, let's say it step by step.

• 40:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Go for it.

• 40:53Peyton Hardin?

  Yes or no, is there waterfalls that are like mountains tall?

• 40:57Cameron Kennedy?

  I, I genuinely don't know. I'll, I'll say yes for you.

• 41:00Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, you've never seen big waterfalls that are thousands of feet in the air?

• 41:04Cameron Kennedy?

  First off, almost every waterfall is like, a lot of them are jungle based, not in the mountains. So I don't know what you're talking about. That's why I'm just gonna say yes. They're not in the mountains. Mountains are typically dry. They're in jungles, you but sure. Sure. Yeah, there's a waterfall in Everest. Where people are freezing because it's so high up, it's so cold, water freezes, but there's a big waterfall there.

• 41:28Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, no, I'm talking, I'm talking about the height of it, mountain height.

• 41:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god. Sure, yes.

• 41:35Peyton Hardin?

  Yes!

• 41:40Peyton Hardin?

  Yes or no, is there waterfalls that are thousands of feet in the air?

• 41:49Peyton Hardin?

  Yes! Yes, so high! Yes, yes. Okay, where is that water coming from? Because there's not, a lot of people are gonna say it comes from the ocean. That's, I mean... Right, it comes from a body of water. Yeah. Okay, so how is it getting up that high? Is it going up the, up the mountain? And then falling back down? How, where's the water coming from? And waterfalls are so fast! Miles per hour! So many of them! P. No it's not. P. Water? First off, water is not, water is not... Water's not water now, what? No.

• 42:30Peyton Hardin?

  Don't get mad at me, you think there's a... A, a, a mythical water? We have four people, somebody Google the god... Waterfall Mountain! Waterf... A waterfall mountain? Yeah, please, somebody! Waterfall Mountain, get it, get it cranked up. Highest waterfall in the world, somebody Google it before I plug somebody. Angel Falls, 3,200... 14,409, 13,776. He's bodying, yo! 14,000 feet, that's higher than the Twin Towers! That's a lot higher than that. Significantly higher than that. That's higher than the Burj Khalifa! A lot higher than that. Okay, so how is the, how is, how is water getting 14,000 feet in the air? How much, that much water?

• 43:12Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, if we were in 14,000 feet in the air, do we just automatically never get rain ever again? What? If our city, say we're 200 years in the future, we got, we got floating cities. Right. Now we're, we're five, our, our street level's 5,000 feet in the air. Right. We just don't get rain? Okay, watch this, yes, you're gonna get rain. Yeah. But to be 24/7 for there to be water falling down 14,000 feet, you know how much, how much water is 14,000 feet of water? It's a couple gallons. That's right. Yeah, that's a lot of water! Okay, right, so say this is, I put this 14, I collected, I'm... I take, slow down, you're giving me a stigmatism.

• 43:48Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I'm starting to have a... Ooh. So, I play, I take this 14,000 feet in the air, right?

• 43:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 43:54Peyton Hardin?

  I take this water bottle. I collected all this 14,000 feet in the air, right? And I tip it. It's going down the waterfall.

• 44:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Correct.

• 44:02Peyton Hardin?

  It's gonna run out eventually. You ever seen a waterfall run out of water?

• 44:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Nope. You wanna know why?

• 44:07Peyton Hardin?

  Where's all the water coming from?

• 44:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Cause it's not the size of a smart water bottle yet. There's so much more water.

• 44:14Peyton Hardin?

  That was a visual example for your elementary brain.

• 44:17Cameron Kennedy?

  So like, if that's your little fall thing, then the rest of this room is the amount of water that it has. And every second that that is falling, the whole water cycle is happening. There's never a pause. There's not little workers going, "Oh, hey, long day, let's go to bed." No, water's always going like this. Evaporation.

• 44:35Peyton Hardin?

  You just don't understand how much water that is, Cam. You just don't understand how much water?

• 44:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Then you are, you are-

• 44:39Peyton Hardin?

  That's 14,000 feet in there. You just don't understand how, how's it getting up there? So much.

• 44:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Listen, first off-

• 44:43Peyton Hardin?

  It's not raining 24/7.

• 44:44Cameron Kennedy?

  First off, first off-

• 44:45Peyton Hardin?

  It's not raining that much. It doesn't rain that much.

• 44:47Cameron Kennedy?

  First off-

• 44:47Peyton Hardin?

  It doesn't.

• 44:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Just because the, the fountain, the waterfall, rather, is 14,000 feet in the air, doesn't mean it's falling down to sea level! There could be another gathering point 100 feet-

• 44:57Peyton Hardin?

  Who talked about the sea?

• 44:59Cameron Kennedy?

  You said it's falling 14,000 feet. That's not what that means.

• 45:02Peyton Hardin?

  You just brought up the sea. It's hitting ponds or something.

• 45:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Sea level, cause that's zero. Zero is sea level.

• 45:07Peyton Hardin?

  I didn't get taught that.

• 45:08Cameron Kennedy?

  I know you didn't. I know you didn't. Just because the waterfall starts at 14,000, you think, you thi- matter of fact, matter of fact, you said the Burj Khalifa, right?

• 45:17Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 45:17Cameron Kennedy?

  So let's imagine that maybe three or four of them are stacked. You think this waterfall has a clear shot line of 14,000 feet to the bottom of the ground, without touching anything else?

• 45:30Peyton Hardin?

  Yes. Cam, what's it gonna, it's getting caught by somebody? They're catching in the middle? If it's, if something, if I'm jumping, I wouldn't advise. If I were to, if I were to drop something off of 14,000 feet, how many feet am I falling, is this thing falling down? 14,000 feet!

• 45:46Cameron Kennedy?

  That's not how that works! That's not how that works!

• 45:49Peyton Hardin?

  I lose airtime?

• 45:50Cameron Kennedy?

  That's literally like saying there could be buildings. The building itself is 3,000 feet. If you jump off, they might have a safety net.

• 45:55Peyton Hardin?

  Don't say that.

• 45:56Cameron Kennedy?

  They might have another, yeah, that was a wicked thing. But I'm saying, just because-

• 45:59Peyton Hardin?

  Listen, if I throw a penny off an 800-foot building, how far is the penny falling?

• 46:02Cameron Kennedy?

  You're not listening.

• 46:03Peyton Hardin?

  800 feet.

• 46:03Cameron Kennedy?

  You're not listening.

• 46:04Peyton Hardin?

  I'm cooking with grease.

• 46:05Cameron Kennedy?

  You're not lis- you're not cooking with grease, you're not listening. There could be another collecting point. A lot of waterfalls go from this, like Niagara Falls.

• 46:11Peyton Hardin?

  Stop saying stuff at the ends.

• 46:15Cameron Kennedy?

  It's close. Like, the cool fall place, right? The cool fall place.

• 46:19Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 46:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Niagara Falls.

• 46:21Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 46:21Cameron Kennedy?

  It literally, ton of water, amazing droppage, and it's like, right there, like, immediately falls into another body of water, and then that trickles down.

• 46:28Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, regardless of how far it's falling, how is there that much water for it to never stop, ever? And it's been going since like 1990, I don't know when it got created, but imagine, for fifty thousand years, there's just water flowing, there's not that much rain in the world.

• 46:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, there is, first off.

• 46:43Peyton Hardin?

  I'll talk to God about it.

• 46:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, you will. Yeah, and he's gonna, he's gonna love that comment. I go up like, "Jesus, I don't get this."

• 46:51Peyton Hardin?

  He just goes, "Son, look."

• 46:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Ding, you go, "Oh."

• 46:55Cameron Kennedy?

  No, oh my god. Oh, you're, you're a creation. You are, you're made in the last.

• 47:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Alright, I stopped at a gas station like three days ago, and I, I observed something that I need to ask you, if you ever saw this, if you were this person, anything.

• 47:13Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 47:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Back in high school, right? There's a point where guys, not all guys, but sometimes guys getting that, that era of like, they're the, they're top dog.

• 47:21Peyton Hardin?

  It's your ego era.

• 47:22Cameron Kennedy?

  It's the ego era, the, you know, you're trying to be hard when you don't really need to be, for any reason.

• 47:27Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, yes, I've had that era.

• 47:28Cameron Kennedy?

  And then, so the next step is, your guys kinda, your boys kinda all do it at once. Like, you just become, out of nowhere, you're like this clique of like...

• 47:36Peyton Hardin?

  Your friend group?

• 47:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. Like, everyone hits their ego at the same time.

• 47:39Peyton Hardin?

  Go jump people?

• 47:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Exactly. Okay, right?

• 47:41Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 47:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, what I saw...

• 47:42Peyton Hardin?

  Never done that, by the way.

• 47:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, me neither, but, what I saw, I pull up to this gas station, and there's this like, there's this little Camry, and they're just popping out, high school age boys, one gets out with a beater, he has like one tattoo.

• 47:52Peyton Hardin?

  What's the race?

• 47:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Everything, honestly.

• 47:54Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, good.

• 47:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, genuinely. Don't try to get me...

• 47:56Peyton Hardin?

  I was just seeing where you were going with the story.

• 47:57Cameron Kennedy?

  No, don't try to get me. I think, it's, it's funny, trust me. They're getting out of the car, one kid has his first tattoo, this other kid, they're getting out, right, and you can just tell, like, they're, they're cool, they're high schoolers, they're getting to that point. The last guy gets out of the car.

• 48:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Gets out of the car in like jeans. Okay. Regular jeans and like Benjamin Franklin glasses. Now, I said to myself, as soon as I saw him, I said, why does it look so familiar? I feel like every group, when they hit their ego era, every time your boy's trying to like get all hard and there's always that one guy that wants to be involved so bad, but he's got Ben Frank glasses. There's always one kid that's trying to be hard and you got them stainless steel joints that are just as old as can be and you just don't fit the part. There's always that one guy. The runt of the group. Oh my. But Loki is the best. Those are the dogs. Yeah, it's the best person to have in the friend group. It's the best person. Jimmy. I had a Jimmy.

• 48:54Cameron Kennedy?

  There we go. This kid, this kid named, I don't even remember his name, but he was that person in the group. He tried to fight me in the seventh grade. How did that go? I literally was walking out of the lunchroom and there was like 30 people waiting outside the bathroom. Yeah. And he was right there and he was like, come on. And I was terrified. So you were scared of the runt in the group? No, no, but he, he was the runt, but he wasn't the runt. About same size, knew he's probably gonna whoop. Didn't, and I didn't hit my ego era yet. Wait, why did he want to fight you? He hit his ego era early. He hit it in the seventh grade. Why did he want to fight you? Don't know. You never asked him? You're like, hey brother, why? Oh no. Like if people want to fight me, my first question is, why? Like what did I do? Like what, what are we doing? Yeah. So I didn't have, I didn't have time to ask, right?

• 49:36Cameron Kennedy?

  So I played the, I'm gonna defend myself, but in kind of a cowardly way. I said, you know, I got too much to lose.

• 49:45Cameron Kennedy?

  I swear to God. No. How old are you? You need to look at me. This is seventh grade.

• 49:51Cameron Kennedy?

  This is seventh grade. Dog, I can tell you see my Bakugan collection. No, no, no. I got too much to lose. No, no, no. I went the, I went the school sports route. That's in seventh grade? Brother tried out for football team, didn't make it. So I knew that was his one weakness. I used it against him. I got too much to lose. My coaches would get on to me. I'd lose my spot on the team and be just like you. Then I walked down the hallway quicker. You said. I wanted to get away. If I lose my, I'll be just like you.

• 50:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Dog, but it, it literally was this scenic, like I pulled in, saw him, remembered the kid, remembered this whole thing. I was in my car for like two minutes. I was like, holy, unlocked like a, a core memory.

• 50:28Peyton Hardin?

  I know when your ego era was.

• 50:30Cameron Kennedy?

  When, when, please tell me when my ego era.

• 50:32Peyton Hardin?

  I actually just found that out today. Okay. Cause it's your birthday. So I was going to go post.

• 50:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 50:37Peyton Hardin?

  Videos and pictures from our old times at Seminole in college. We were like 18, you're like 19 at the time. I was 18.

• 50:46Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know why I liked you.

• 50:47Cameron Kennedy?

  What, bro, don't say that.

• 50:49Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, no.

• 50:50Cameron Kennedy?

  You loved me.

• 50:51Peyton Hardin?

  Way more than I do now.

• 50:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I'm just kidding.

• 50:54Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, that's when it was tight and not so gross and.

• 50:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Now it's.

• 50:59Peyton Hardin?

  It's like.

• 51:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Back then it's me.

• 51:01Peyton Hardin?

  It's like, you like, your body back there was so tight and nice and welded. Now it's like you put a bunch of pudding in a Ziploc bag and you just tape it together.

• 51:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Ziploc pudding? I had Ziploc pudding.

• 51:14Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, but no, your ego era was college. You thought you were the hottest white man in the world.

• 51:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Win, win.

• 51:22Peyton Hardin?

  In college.

• 51:23Cameron Kennedy?

  No, not, there's a very real answer.

• 51:26Peyton Hardin?

  My freshman year, your sophomore year?

• 51:27Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 51:28Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, 100%. I was a video that I was looking at, two videos in a row, different days. I put the flash on. Or actually, you used to make me.

• 51:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 51:38Peyton Hardin?

  Put the flash on when I would take videos to camp. Oh my God, it's all good together. So I would record cam, like just friends, like recording, he'd be like, oh, turn the flash on. Like he's like, do not take my video, or take a video of me unless flash is on. And I'd be like, why? And this is what he would do.

• 51:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, okay.

• 51:57Peyton Hardin?

  He would lick his lips, smile because he knew he had nice teeth, but then he would open his eyes way more so people could see his blue eyes with the flash on. Is yes or no, am I telling the truth?

• 52:05Cameron Kennedy?

  You're 100% telling the truth.

• 52:06Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, he was a piece of.

• 52:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, the reas, the reason being, right? All my 18 years of living up to that point, 18 years of living up to that point, same city, same people, same girls, everyone knows each other, right? I go to a different state and now I'm hearing same compliments, but from people I've never met. So I'm like, do I really have like a nice grill, nice eyes?

• 52:27Cameron Kennedy?

  My boy said, oh, I'm gonna take, I'm a weirdo. I take the videos all the time. Anyway, unsolicited, I'm not gonna ask. I'm just gonna pop in when you're butt naked and record. Just kidding.

• 52:34Peyton Hardin?

  No, you didn't see those. I was hiding.

• 52:38Peyton Hardin?

  I have so many videos on the toilet.

• 52:39Cameron Kennedy?

  But Pete, Pete, we were boys, we were rocking now.

• 52:41Peyton Hardin?

  I go under the crack of the door like that.

• 52:44Peyton Hardin?

  Bathroom's in my room.

• 52:46Cameron Kennedy?

  It sure was. Which, that is wicked in itself, right there.

• 52:48Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 52:49Cameron Kennedy?

  God, that's wicked.

• 52:50Peyton Hardin?

  For a camera to urinate, he had to come through my room.

• 52:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, that's, that's nonsense. But, he would take videos all the time, as I would him, and I said, "Hey, bro", like, "Run that back."

• 52:59Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 53:00Cameron Kennedy?

  He said, "Put the flash on. Blues gonna get a little bluer, whites are gonna get a little whiter."

• 53:03Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, but you realize you're a douchebag, right?

• 53:05Cameron Kennedy?

  No, now that's very douchebag.

• 53:06Peyton Hardin?

  But it wasn't like you're like, cool playing it off, you're like, "You're gonna see my teeth", like, you licked them, like you made them a little wet, so they would shine a little more. Dude, it was gross. But, I was...

• 53:16Cameron Kennedy?

  That's bad.

• 53:17Peyton Hardin?

  I was looking at these old videos, because I'm posting something for your birthday, but I do have a birthday gift for you. It's not a lot, it's not a lot.

• 53:24Cameron Kennedy?

  That's...

• 53:24Peyton Hardin?

  Pierce, will you go get the birthday gift? And we're all gonna sing you "Happy Birthday" as it's coming.

• 53:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. And honestly- He's going to the fridge.

• 53:30Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 53:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Pierce is going to the fridge. I'm gonna eat this?

• 53:33Peyton Hardin?

  Yes. Well, I mean, we all are.

• 53:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, okay.

• 53:36Peyton Hardin?

  But it would be cool for like, the video and all that, and all that. But we're keeping all this, by the way. I just wanted to celebrate with you. You ready, Pierce?

• 53:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Am I like, eyes closed right now? Not see, or what?

• 53:46Peyton Hardin?

  No, you can see it. You can see it.

• 53:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 53:48Peyton Hardin?

  Happy birthday to Cam. Happy birthday to Cam. Happy birthday, dear Cam. Happy birthday to Cam.

• 54:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Thank you, guys.

• 54:14Peyton Hardin?

  Alright, Cam.

• 54:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Thank you, thank you, thank you.

• 54:16Peyton Hardin?

  So I want you, that's a sick-looking cake.

• 54:19Cameron Kennedy?

  That is.

• 54:19Peyton Hardin?

  Sick-looking cake. Can you?

• 54:26Peyton Hardin?

  I think it'll be cool. You know, I luckily want some too. Or did y'all bring forks? Do y'all have forks?

• 54:30Cameron Kennedy?

  You have a fork?

• 54:31Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, you go get, uh, some forks. We need forks too.

• 54:35Cameron Kennedy?

  God, it smells fantastic.

• 54:36Peyton Hardin?

  Bro, no, yeah, whenever I was putting it in, I was like, "God", that's why, I was like, "Let's get forks in here." Alright, Piercey, bring me them forks and knives, thank you. Obviously, Cam, there's so many. Oh, we're all unit, my bad. We're all unit. Here, you go first. Happy birthday, Cam! This is a YSK cake.

• 54:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Eh, oh my god, it's red.

• 55:01Peyton Hardin?

  The fork, just eat it.

• 55:02Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm trying. Oh!

• 55:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Can I eat it?

• 55:11Cameron Kennedy?

  What flavor is that?

• 55:14Cameron Kennedy?

  I think it's red velvet, right?

• 55:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I just got straight icing. What's, that's...

• 55:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 55:23Peyton Hardin?

  It's good, right?

• 55:24Cameron Kennedy?

  It's very goo- it's, there's something different, though. There's like a different flavor. Like, it's...

• 55:33Cameron Kennedy?

  There's something different.

• 55:35Peyton Hardin?

  You don't like it?

• 55:36Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's...

• 55:38Peyton Hardin?

  Where'd you get this?

• 55:39Cameron Kennedy?

  What? There's something a little different.

• 55:43Peyton Hardin?

  Have you bitten it?

• 55:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 55:45Peyton Hardin?

  Have you gotten the cake?

• 55:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 55:48Peyton Hardin?

  You got the, you got the extra cake?

• 55:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 55:50Peyton Hardin?

  And you liked it?

• 55:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 55:52Peyton Hardin?

  Get a big bite of that. Am I, is this a-

• 55:54Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I'm not do- you bite it. No, no.

• 55:57Peyton Hardin?

  Wait, no, no, I'm, I'm not like, super quick, cut this up.

• 55:59Cameron Kennedy?

  No, go on the other side, don't say that, we just, they gave that to us for free.

• 56:03Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, well.

• 56:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 56:06Peyton Hardin?

  Take it, wait, okay, they want like a big bite thing, on the thing.

• 56:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, okay, um, okay, sorry.

• 56:12Peyton Hardin?

  No, you're good, just take like a big bite of the cake.

• 56:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Just bite it, barbaric style?

• 56:15Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. No, no, you can take like a big, like, take like a big chunk and eat it, yeah.

• 56:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Alright, y'all, oh.

• 56:23Peyton Hardin?

  This is... Happy birthday, Cam!

• 56:33Peyton Hardin?

  Rate it 1 through 10.

• 56:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Um...

• 56:37Cameron Kennedy?

  What, you don't like it for real? You don't like it?

• 56:44Cameron Kennedy?

  He doesn't like it.

• 56:46Peyton Hardin?

  No, I need water, I need, I need water.

• 56:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Where did you get this?

• 56:50Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's-

• 56:51Cameron Kennedy?

  It's not good?

• 56:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Cam, we fucking got you a birthday cake, and you don't like-

• 56:58Peyton Hardin?

  It's red velvet. No, it's, it's, it's something different, it's, um...

• 57:05Cameron Kennedy?

  It's good.

• 57:06Peyton Hardin?

  It's good, it's good. So, Cam, you have to, we have to get a good shot of you doing it. We promise him we got it for free.

• 57:15Peyton Hardin?

  We promised we'd get a good shot of this.

• 57:20Peyton Hardin?

  No, Cam's a- No, you're an-

• 57:22Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not putting that, I'm not-

• 57:23Peyton Hardin?

  I would do it for you, but it's your birthday. Cam, you are doing a lot, you're doing extra, you're extra.

• 57:28Cameron Kennedy?

  No, give me water. Yeah, I'm not kidding, I'm not- You can cut this out, I'm gonna do- Give me water. It's that bad? Give me water. This is a, uh, this is- Okay.

• 57:39Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, okay, okay, before you, we, we gotta get a shot.

• 57:42Cameron Kennedy?

  I understand.

• 57:43Peyton Hardin?

  They need a shot.

• 57:46Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, you look like, is it hot? You look like you just did the hot challenge.

• 57:51Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like, oh, I just tongued that, I'm so sorry. I was so caught up in the moment, I'm so sorry.

• 57:55Peyton Hardin?

  It's that bad, okay, here we go, alright. Everybody quiet.

• 57:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude.

• 57:59Peyton Hardin?

  This ain't one. Okay, but that, we promised him it was a free cake.

• 58:03Cameron Kennedy?

  I get that, I understand.

• 58:05Peyton Hardin?

  You have to, you ha- you ha-

• 58:07Cameron Kennedy?

  It's the cake.

• 58:09Peyton Hardin?

  You ha- you have to, you, okay, ju- time out. It's a free cake. And the only reason-

• 58:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes. This shit- Dude.

• 58:21Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, okay, you cannot say that, okay. Let's try it. Everybody? Quiet?

• 58:28Peyton Hardin?

  Everybody quiet, okay, quiet, quiet, quiet, here we go. No, I'm gonna keep it, oh, this is the last shot, this is the last shot. Okay. This is the last shot. I- Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

• 58:38Cameron Kennedy?

  I think, I think this is the best way to go about it.

• 58:40Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, we got one shot.

• 58:43Peyton Hardin?

  All you gotta do- It's a free sponsored cake. We, they, I said, Cam will try it. Are we saying their, are we saying their stuff? Yeah, at the end, I'll say it.

• 58:56Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, stop, okay, here we go. Let's get through this, bro, we're wasting time.

• 59:00Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm trying, doggy.

• 59:01Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 59:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Ooh.

• 59:03Peyton Hardin?

  Big, I told him like, one big bite, you're gonna, you're gonna have to accept the medium.

• 59:09Peyton Hardin?

  I ain't getting another big dog.

• 59:13Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, this is what I told him. One big bite and you say, "Thank you for making my birthday whatever." Okay, I'm gonna get it.

• 59:23Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 59:25Peyton Hardin?

  I'mma say it with "Happy Birthday Cam."

• 59:30Peyton Hardin?

  No, I'mma try it after you. Here you go.

• 59:34Peyton Hardin?

  Here we go, here we go, here we go. I'm not facing this. Here we go, here we go, here we go. One big bite.

• 59:40Peyton Hardin?

  No, don't get that side, you tell it's pre-cut. I'm not. No, like, just take that big icing part off, just take that big icing part off, and just go for the, where the red part is.

• 59:49Peyton Hardin?

  No, like, into the, throw that piece away.

• 59:53Peyton Hardin?

  Throw that piece away.

• 59:56Peyton Hardin?

  And then go into that red.

• 59:59Peyton Hardin?

  Go into this red. Yes, get right into the red. And just one big or medium sized scoop in there, and "Thank you for making my birthday special." What's it, what's the name? Uh, it's called, it's called Small, it's called- Small Cakes. Small Cakes, yeah, Small Cakes. Don't say the city. Yeah. Here we go.

• 1:00:18Peyton Hardin?

  Ready? Yeah. Happy Birthday Cam!

• 1:00:24Peyton Hardin?

  There you go.

• 1:00:28Peyton Hardin?

  Shout out Small Cakes, thank you so much for making my birthday, oh my god, Red Velvet, oh my god, you did a big one. Oh my god, it's good.

• 1:00:45Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, it's a prank cake! I know! I know! This isn't a swatcher cake at all! Can't be real!

• 1:00:58Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:01:05Peyton Hardin?

  Hey, that thing tasted absolutely horrible.

• 1:01:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, god.

• 1:01:11Peyton Hardin?

  Do you wanna know what was in it? Citric acid powder.

• 1:01:18Peyton Hardin?

  They poisoned.

• 1:01:22Peyton Hardin?

  Citric acid powder, baking soda, salt.

• 1:01:30Peyton Hardin?

  That was bad. Nutmeg powder, clove powder, ginger powder, watermelon rum extract. Holy shit. But, dawg, I'm not, on that first bite, I literally thought, I was like, okay, that's just a wicked icing, like a sour cream or something. And then that second one, I said, aw, something ain't right.

• 1:01:51Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, but Small Cakes, they actually, they helped us out with this. They made you a real cupcake, cuz we've gone to Small Cakes before, and it's actually really good, so I don't want y'all to think it's bad. They made you a cupcake that's real, and it says, "We're so sorry."

• 1:02:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god. Oh my god.

• 1:02:07Peyton Hardin?

  They were super awful with it.

• 1:02:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Thank you.

• 1:02:10Peyton Hardin?

  That, that, that's gotta go.

• 1:02:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Give me a different fork.

• 1:02:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, Small Cakes, this better be, uh, this is gonna be deserving.

• 1:02:20Peyton Hardin?

  Now, is it better?

• 1:02:24Peyton Hardin?

  There we go.

• 1:02:24Cameron Kennedy?

  There you go.

• 1:02:25Peyton Hardin?

  There we go.

• 1:02:27Peyton Hardin?

  Happy birthday, Cam.

• 1:02:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Holy shit.

• 1:02:29Peyton Hardin?

  Can't be a YSK thing without there being some kinda twist.

• 1:02:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, I was, I honestly was trying to be like, a solid man.

• 1:02:36Peyton Hardin?

  Funny, bro. The way you were like, you were like, "Thank you so much."

• 1:02:41Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm, I'm dead serious, that, cuz this, the first one I thought was a fluke. I thought I got a bite, or something weird. So the second one, I was like, I just gotta eat it all, like, really give it a shot. Dude, when I was swallowing all that, it was bad.

• 1:02:52Peyton Hardin?

  There's no person that prank could've worked on, except for Cam. If that was me, I'd be like, "Fuck this, I'm not eating this cake." Like, I would've been like, "There's no way, I'm not, dude, I don't care if they made it for me, I'm not eating that." But, Cam is too nice, and so he was like, "Yeah, I'll do another big bite." Bro, the way you kept taking it, I was like, "No, get a big bite in the middle."

• 1:03:10Cameron Kennedy?

  I know, and you kept saying big, I was like, "Dawg, they're about to get a little lick at this point, this is awful." I was like, "I'm about to lick it and say, 'Thanks, Small Cakes.'"

• 1:03:17Peyton Hardin?

  Oh god, that was so good.

• 1:03:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Holy shit.

• 1:03:20Peyton Hardin?

  Good, bro.

• 1:03:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 1:03:24Peyton Hardin?

  Um, I think it's time for people's favorite segment. You know what that is? Pop culture, pain in cam. Pop culture, pain in cam. Pow!

• 1:03:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Alright, my pop culture for all my people. It's about a sport you and me used to play.

• 1:03:41Peyton Hardin?

  Basketball.

• 1:03:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Did you say basketball?

• 1:03:43Peyton Hardin?

  That's what y'all call it.

• 1:03:44Cameron Kennedy?

  So let's go watch some basketball. I'm just kidding. Basketball, the NBA, the playoffs are officially set very soon. And, uh, fun fact.

• 1:03:55Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 1:03:55Cameron Kennedy?

  First year of LeBron Lakers, first year they've had home court advantage. They've been a top four seed in the West.

• 1:04:01Peyton Hardin?

  I love that.

• 1:04:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, they're pairing up with the Timberwolves, Mavs, which I don't give a shit about anymore unfortunately. They're trying, uh, they're in the playing tournament, but overall playoffs, I have like two questions for you.

• 1:04:11Peyton Hardin?

  I got you.

• 1:04:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Who do you think is? Yeah, they said he, he picks his cellies off the GTA wheel. Who do you think is leaving from the East and the West? Just off rip, without putting too much thought in it, who's gonna be in the finals?

• 1:04:26Peyton Hardin?

  Lakers. Who's? Actually, what's OKC in?

• 1:04:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, not gonna lie.

• 1:04:32Peyton Hardin?

  OKC's the West? Nah, I don't think, mm.

• 1:04:34Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not gonna lie, I, I mean Lakers are, dude.

• 1:04:36Peyton Hardin?

  Lakers are good.

• 1:04:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Lakers are good, but their matchup with OKC, I'm not too terrified of.

• 1:04:40Peyton Hardin?

  Really?

• 1:04:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Like the way they play, cuz they're another, like the only time that we could really get, see some scary shit is if Hartenstein and Chet are playing like significant minutes together. Cuz they're just smaller, but then that means LeBron's on Chet, he'll push him out.

• 1:04:54Peyton Hardin?

  But, bro, I don't know, OKC's been so good.

• 1:04:57Cameron Kennedy?

  OKC's gonna sweep first round, they're gonna sweep against the Grizzlies. If the Grizzlies get eight seed, whoever, they're gonna sweep them.

• 1:05:02Peyton Hardin?

  I, I, a lot of people are probably gonna say Cleveland for the East, right?

• 1:05:06Cameron Kennedy?

  A lot of people are gonna say Boston.

• 1:05:08Peyton Hardin?

  But I, that's where I'm gonna go. I, I can't go against Boston.

• 1:05:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, that would be a hell of a series though.

• 1:05:12Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 1:05:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Cleveland, Boston for the finals.

• 1:05:14Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god.

• 1:05:14Cameron Kennedy?

  My god.

• 1:05:15Peyton Hardin?

  Well, it won't end up being that, probably?

• 1:05:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Could be.

• 1:05:17Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 1:05:18Cameron Kennedy?

  But, uh, Lakers on the same side of the bracket as OKC. I'm confident for them to beat Thunder.

• 1:05:23Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:23Cameron Kennedy?

  It'd be tough, I think they can do it.

• 1:05:24Peyton Hardin?

  They can win four times?

• 1:05:25Cameron Kennedy?

  If they beat Timberwolves. Go through Thunder, they're in the conference finals.

• 1:05:28Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it's crazy.

• 1:05:29Cameron Kennedy?

  And that's one series away from, if the Lakers go to the finals, I think they're winning.

• 1:05:34Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:34Cameron Kennedy?

  I think they're gonna win. There's no way LeBron's like, dude, I feel like that would be like we were talking about off camera like a week ago.

• 1:05:41Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:41Cameron Kennedy?

  He would redline, like that would be the end of his career. Like if he won this year, I could genuinely see him like, hey, I gave it everything I have. Like I can't.

• 1:05:49Peyton Hardin?

  I think he's gonna wait till Bryce gets in the NBA.

• 1:05:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Ideally, but if he makes it to the finals, he's playing as hard as he ever has.

• 1:05:56Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:57Cameron Kennedy?

  He's not gonna touch a ball all summer. He'll probably start next season, two months on injury.

• 1:06:01Peyton Hardin?

  A hundred percent.

• 1:06:02Cameron Kennedy?

  He's gonna give it every ounce he has.

• 1:06:03Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:04Cameron Kennedy?

  And then you have Luka, back to back finals.

• 1:06:06Peyton Hardin?

  I hope his groin holds up.

• 1:06:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah. I think that was a little, just a little.

• 1:06:10Peyton Hardin?

  It happened two nights in a row, or like, not two nights, two weeks in a row.

• 1:06:13Cameron Kennedy?

  They're gonna get some rest now, though.

• 1:06:14Peyton Hardin?

  And they're gonna give him his horse tranquilizer.

• 1:06:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. They're like, come here, Bron, uh, all reporters look that way.

• 1:06:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Like just sending them. But yeah, that was mine. Playoffs are here. Super excited. It means basically for the next like two months, there's basketball on every night.

• 1:06:29Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 1:06:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Fantastic.

• 1:06:31Peyton Hardin?

  That's great. That's a good pop culture. My pop culture, a little different. Why the f**k is Katy Perry in space?

• 1:06:36Cameron Kennedy?

  No, yeah, no. Also, don't believe it.

• 1:06:38Peyton Hardin?

  Don't, thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

• 1:06:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Not believe it.

• 1:06:41Peyton Hardin?

  Thank you.

• 1:06:41Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't believe it.

• 1:06:42Peyton Hardin?

  For 11 minutes? And did you see the footage up there? It literally looked like, like a Netflix movie. They were like, their hair was so perfect.

• 1:06:50Cameron Kennedy?

  In space.

• 1:06:51Peyton Hardin?

  Bro, and can we say this? There's no way they were that calm whenever they're flying around in space. Like they're in a little incubator in space and they're like this.

• 1:07:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, and they're just, wow, this is pretty.

• 1:07:02Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, my f**k, head hurts.

• 1:07:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. Your head hurt, gravity you've never experienced, you might have trained a little before you went, but if you're in space, there's always an imminent creeping thought of, if shit goes south, we're floating in black forever.

• 1:07:16Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 1:07:16Cameron Kennedy?

  These mother-

• 1:07:17Peyton Hardin?

  And we prefer to be floating in white forever.

• 1:07:24Cameron Kennedy?

  It's too easy. Can't continue, sorry. It's too easy.

• 1:07:27Peyton Hardin?

  I can't continue.

• 1:07:28Cameron Kennedy?

  But, but I'm saying like, there's no way if you watch that footage.

• 1:07:31Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 1:07:32Cameron Kennedy?

  That you think that's real.

• 1:07:32Peyton Hardin?

  No, and if you do, like, you, you are the people that suck.

• 1:07:36Cameron Kennedy?

  And then Katy was, like, seducting me. She had a dandy line up and then she goes up to the camera, she's like...

• 1:07:41Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:43Cameron Kennedy?

  I was like, "Oh."

• 1:07:45Peyton Hardin?

  Bro, she, Katy Perry, Katy Perry, like...

• 1:07:48Cameron Kennedy?

  I love her.

• 1:07:49Peyton Hardin?

  The conversation in itself, she had such a revamp in her career.

• 1:07:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Did she have a fall off?

• 1:07:54Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 1:07:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Not a, not a tour, she wasn't even household name, but I'm saying like, fireworks Katy Perry, all that, huge. And then, it was kinda like, everyone knows Katy Perry, but she kinda was just like dormant for a little bit.

• 1:08:04Peyton Hardin?

  Well, she's-

• 1:08:05Cameron Kennedy?

  And now she's like, super back, huge tour, mark, I, I would love to see her checks bounce on her fucking advertising for, everywhere I look.

• 1:08:13Peyton Hardin?

  It's the Katy Perry tour.

• 1:08:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Katy Perry tour.

• 1:08:14Peyton Hardin?

  What's that?

• 1:08:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Everywhere I look, online, real life, everywhere.

• 1:08:17Peyton Hardin?

  So what happened is her label probably just was like, "Hey, we're gonna pump all the money in, in her again."

• 1:08:21Cameron Kennedy?

  300 million.

• 1:08:21Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Into the tour.

• 1:08:23Peyton Hardin?

  But, she's so talented, she ran our childhood, she makes, she's a pop legend. Um, I might go to her tour. I might see her go up there and put... Yeah, I, I, I love her, but, but there's no-

• 1:08:36Cameron Kennedy?

  She has, she has some bangers, she does.

• 1:08:38Peyton Hardin?

  Did you see the way they, they came back on Earth? Whenever they, when they came back from space and they kissed the ground? You were there for 11 minutes, you thought you took a fucking tour up there.

• 1:08:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, that's what I'm saying, like, that'd be a whole conversation.

• 1:08:51Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, if-

• 1:08:52Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know where they're going to record these things, I don't know where they do it, but it's fake.

• 1:08:55Peyton Hardin?

  What if, after this gets posted, it gets clipped, the people that are running that, who did that, Elon or Jeff? One of them, right?

• 1:09:01Cameron Kennedy?

  I would assume.

• 1:09:03Peyton Hardin?

  Jeff did? So, Jeff's team sees this, and they're like, "You don't believe it? Peyton and Cam, 11 minutes in space, next year."

• 1:09:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 1:09:11Peyton Hardin?

  You would do it?

• 1:09:11Cameron Kennedy?

  I'd absolutely do it.

• 1:09:13Peyton Hardin?

  Alright, alright.

• 1:09:14Cameron Kennedy?

  I would absolutely do it, cuz one of two things happen. I go, "Oh, I, I, I have to go sign an NDA and I have everything I own at risk if I lie about it."

• 1:09:23Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:24Cameron Kennedy?

  But I know, that's, that's all I would need it for. I know that you're underwater in this basement in the middle of a desert and then you're, you're faking it with the greatest graphics. Or I literally go into space and I'm looking down at the world and it's the most beautiful, that is like the craziest thing ever. And then I come back and tell everyone, hold Israel. We, we've been in space.

• 1:09:44Peyton Hardin?

  I ain't, I ain't lost nothing in space.

• 1:09:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, that's true.

• 1:09:46Peyton Hardin?

  I ain't lost nothing up there. I don't need to go up there. I don't need to see none up there.

• 1:09:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Look around.

• 1:09:50Peyton Hardin?

  Mm-mm. I ain't lost nothing up there.

• 1:09:51Cameron Kennedy?

  I would totally do it. If there's the exact same company, same little ship, same parameters as Katy had.

• 1:09:56Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, but like, okay, but they're gonna, what they're gonna do is, cause it's fake right now, what they would do, cause you were talking, they're gonna actually put you up there with not enough science. Yeah, they're like, oh, see you Cam. You know they used to put chimpanzees up in the, in, in space?

• 1:10:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:08Peyton Hardin?

  Did we, we, we signed a document where that's not okay anymore, right?

• 1:10:12Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know. I mean, I think that was in the very early phases of like space exploration.

• 1:10:16Peyton Hardin?

  Which is not true, by the way, we've never been.

• 1:10:19Cameron Kennedy?

  In terms of media, the early stages, they're like, let's send a monkey in case it does go wrong, it's just a monkey's dead. Monkey, ape, chimpanzee.

• 1:10:27Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, I know, I didn't say anything.

• 1:10:29Cameron Kennedy?

  But you've looked.

• 1:10:30Peyton Hardin?

  That's your brain. I said nothing.

• 1:10:32Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it was that you looked, you did your little teeth thing. Ah, ah. But yeah, I don't, I really, I mean, I, I hope we don't do it anymore, but it's the same thing with, with medicine.

• 1:10:41Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, we do get them rats, don't we?

• 1:10:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Get them rats, sometimes monkeys, sometimes like, bro, I mean, it's just to protect humans, but I don't know.

• 1:10:49Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 1:10:49Cameron Kennedy?

  That's fake.

• 1:10:50Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not going to space. Katy Perry didn't go to space. She looks great though.

• 1:10:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Go see her tour, she looks fantastic.

• 1:10:54Peyton Hardin?

  Um, and didn't Gayle King go up there?

• 1:10:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Was she a part of it?

• 1:10:57Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Who, oh, wait.

• 1:10:59Peyton Hardin?

  Strange.

• 1:10:59Cameron Kennedy?

  But why, yeah, who all was there and what?

• 1:11:01Peyton Hardin?

  I'm looking up, I'm looking up.

• 1:11:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, tell them, let's hear their names.

• 1:11:04Peyton Hardin?

  What celebs?

• 1:11:06Cameron Kennedy?

  We're in the 11 minute space pod.

• 1:11:09Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, on April 14th, 2025, an all-female crew, including pop star Katy Perry and CBO, CBS host Gayle King successfully flew to space aboard Blue Origin's New Shepard rocket, making the first all-female space flight since 1963. The mission included Lauren Sanchez, which is Jeff Bezos fiance, and three other women.

• 1:11:33Peyton Hardin?

  Were they not important? Why, why, why is their names out here? Um, the flight was short. Suborbital trip that lasted approximately 11 minutes.

• 1:11:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, there's some, there's just so many things that's, I mean, why, why, why do you go to space? If you're there for 11 minutes?

• 1:11:50Peyton Hardin?

  It's because the flight was a part of Blue Origin's growing space tourism program, which allows paying passengers to experience weightlessness. That's what you want to experience? Weightlessness? You don't want to see the stars? That's, I want to go to space to feel weightlessness.

• 1:12:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, get an underwater treadmill, start running a little bit. Yeah, like.

• 1:12:08Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, they have things called zero gravity planes. And basically you get on a flight and they just drop real quick and you're like floating in the plane.

• 1:12:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, hell no.

• 1:12:15Peyton Hardin?

  It's sick. I used to want to do it, but now I'm, I was a kid, but now.

• 1:12:18Cameron Kennedy?

  And, and keyword there. And I know the, I know the, the verbiage. First all-female flight since 63.

• 1:12:26Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I don't believe it.

• 1:12:28Cameron Kennedy?

  It's 62 years? 52 years?

• 1:12:33Peyton Hardin?

  Didn't somebody just get lost up in space? Didn't we just leave somebody up there? They got stuck?

• 1:12:37Cameron Kennedy?

  They got stuck.

• 1:12:38Peyton Hardin?

  And we're just like, hey, let's go send another one up there.

• 1:12:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Let's just send, let's just send people up there, around a little bit, come back, it'll be 10 minutes.

• 1:12:44Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not kind of, Gail King looked kind of good. Hold on. Alright, let me get off this.

• 1:12:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 1:12:48Peyton Hardin?

  King, alright, hold on. I forgot, I ain't seen Miss King. Hold on now, mama. Let me look at you. Let's get into Patreon. We got Big Dog K-Rob here. He's gonna be on the extended episode and the Quala royalty episode and on 10 Minute Talks, which is outright now. Uh, he's also gonna be on a lot of tours. So if you love Big Dog K-Rob, he's gonna be on a lot of the tour shows, especially the east coast run. Uh, Vegas. Let's do something here, huh?

• 1:13:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, tell, tell, tell someone.

• 1:13:16Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:18Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, we want to go to Vegas, but eh, you know? So, tickets are available right now. Link in the bio. Join our Patreon, get your merch, and I'm doing Cam's job. Cam, happy birthday.

• 1:13:26Cameron Kennedy?

  I was about to say, go for it, brother, go for it. Uh, we absolutely love y'all. Thank you for coming back. Episode 161. You heard P. Everything you need to know is in the description below. Most importantly, the Patreon and the tickets. Both of those are at the top of the description. We love every single one of you. We have a little bit of extra love for our Quala Club members and the tickets are available. It's all in the description. I think y'all already know where this week's secret code is going.

• 1:13:51Peyton Hardin?

  I do know. Happy birthday Cam. HBDC. Happy birthday Cameron Kennedy. Happy birthday Cameron Kennedy. The way your body moves, it makes me serenity. And I feel you touching all along my virginity.

• 1:14:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Wait, run it back, run it back.

• 1:14:12Peyton Hardin?

  Cameron Kennedy, the way you touch me. I like you, won't touch and interrupt me. I don't want you to interrupt me. And that pee pee really fluffy. Hmm.

• 1:14:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Fluffy.

• 1:14:22Peyton Hardin?

  Fluffy pee pee Cam's got on his pants and I wanna go and give him a dance. I wanna rub them nipples till the break of dawn. And I'ma touch you till your name is Sean.

• 1:14:30Cameron Kennedy?

  You gon' touch me all day, all night long. You gon' touch me in pants or in a thong. You gon' touch me, get down, get in the...

• 1:14:36Peyton Hardin?

  Mmm, no, I'm bad. I'm gonna lick ya, split ya, then I'm gonna flip ya. Then I'm gonna rip ya from the back.

• 1:14:44Peyton Hardin?

  I'm gonna start at your neck and then at your back.

• 1:14:48Peyton Hardin?

  I'm gonna touch you in the small of your back and I'm gonna... I'm gonna play...

• 1:14:51Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no, you...

• 1:14:52Peyton Hardin?

  And I'm gonna play with that little bit of sack. And then I'm gonna go in, put it on your rack. Joke's on you, cuz my nuts are huge.

• 1:15:06Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, I wanna play with your fan ass.

• 1:15:10Peyton Hardin?

  I wanna see you in some panties.

• 1:15:14Peyton Hardin?

  Who's still here? Right, who's staying this long? But, hey, we absolutely love y'all. Episode one...

• 1:15:24Peyton Hardin?

  Episode 161. Thank you for all the comments, thank you for all the love. Uh, I appreciate y'all a lot. I've probably said thank you this whole week as the lead up to this episode. But, we love y'all, can't wait to see you next time. Remember. One out of two quavers. Don't make it home to Christmas and we'll see ya next time and we'll see ya on tour.

• 1:15:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, buy your tickets. No, yeah, there's a show in Vegas.

• 1:15:46Peyton Hardin?

  You can go to studios.com.

• 1:15:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, there's a show in Vegas, House of Blues.

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