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• 0:54Peyton Hardin?

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• 1:05Peyton Hardin?

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• 2:23Peyton Hardin?

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• 2:49Peyton Hardin?

  We got co-host Cam back in the studio.

• 2:56Peyton Hardin?

  You can't do that. You can't do that. You, you honestly can't do that to the people that are watching visually, then they saw what you did. You can't do that.

• 3:03Cameron Kennedy?

  It's suggestive, isn't it?

• 3:04Peyton Hardin?

  And it's Ja Morant. Ja Morant, you just did that.

• 3:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, Ja hit him with the.

• 3:13Peyton Hardin?

  That was.

• 3:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Hit him with a little Memphis two-step.

• 3:15Peyton Hardin?

  That was the cringiest thing I've ever seen in my life.

• 3:17Cameron Kennedy?

  It was pretty bad. And the fact that my shorts are larger than they should be, it made it, it made it all worse.

• 3:21Peyton Hardin?

  You, you are, you're dressed like a, a single dad in 2009.

• 3:25Cameron Kennedy?

  A single dad in 2009 that drops his kid off at basketball practice, smokes in his Honda Accord and then comes back and picks him up.

• 3:31Peyton Hardin?

  A hundred percent, a hundred percent. And you listen to a lot of Vanilla Ice.

• 3:35Cameron Kennedy?

  And Akon for sure.

• 3:37Peyton Hardin?

  And you're like, golly, this is good tunes. This is what the boys are listening to.

• 3:39Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm like, man, what's your, what's your mama doing this weekend? Cause you know, we're not together still.

• 3:43Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my God.

• 3:44Cameron Kennedy?

  That, that's what I look like. I'm dressed like that.

• 3:48Peyton Hardin?

  Got to get me up for that one. But one of the other things I want to talk about you and your attire and how you look. Now see Cam's come back to the studio. Not as human, but has a lizard.

• 4:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, explain it. You.

• 4:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Don't just tell them I'm a lizard.

• 4:09Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know if they can-

• 4:10Cameron Kennedy?

  And have them looking at my skin.

• 4:11Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know if they could see this in the camera. But we're gonna, Cam's going up to the camera right now. He, go down. He is the scaliest I've ever seen a human being. And he's moisturized today.

• 4:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, you should, you should have saw me at the game.

• 4:26Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 4:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. Do you want to tell them?

• 4:29Peyton Hardin?

  No, you go ahead.

• 4:30Cameron Kennedy?

  So basically, we spent the worst weekend of our life in San Antonio, Texas. Uh, the weekend actually wasn't bad. The city's just, it's an awful city.

• 4:38Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, let's say that. The city of San Antonio, where they handled, and they, they, they held the final four. San Antonio is the worst city to ever exist. Shout out to all our San Antonio fans. Your city sucks.

• 4:51Cameron Kennedy?

  There was a lot of love there. We love every one of you. You have the worst major city in the United States of America, and I'm not kidding. I'm so serious.

• 4:59Peyton Hardin?

  We spent-

• 5:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 5:01Peyton Hardin?

  Seventy-two hours in the worst city in America.

• 5:03Cameron Kennedy?

  It was, it was, the, it got to a point where we both said out loud, in public, "I feel like the city is sucking my soul out of me."

• 5:13Peyton Hardin?

  Yes. I feel like I was, I was losing my connection with Jesus. Like as-

• 5:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 5:19Peyton Hardin?

  As the time went on, I was like, "My, my god isn't here." Like, like, like-

• 5:24Cameron Kennedy?

  This is, this is the real city of San-

• 5:26Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, a hundred percent.

• 5:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 5:28Peyton Hardin?

  A hundred percent. I honestly, can I make a point? And y'all are gonna get mad at me.

• 5:34Peyton Hardin?

  If you get your mail in San Antonio, Texas, you are beneath me.

• 5:50Peyton Hardin?

  There's nothing you do. There's nothing you can do.

• 5:52Cameron Kennedy?

  There's nothing you can do.

• 5:53Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, oh my god. Now, do we, do we go, we're not gonna say everything that happened.

• 5:57Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you're gonna have, you, okay, you have to tune in to the extended episode this week, coming out Wednesday.

• 6:03Peyton Hardin?

  On Patreon, link in the description.

• 6:05Cameron Kennedy?

  That's where we're gonna deep dive into the shit of San Antonio.

• 6:07Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, but we will tell you a couple of things that happened, right? Because we could literally spend sixteen podcasts on this, on this topic.

• 6:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Off of, not just like the history of the deep dive San Antonio, off of one Friday night to Tuesday morning trip.

• 6:21Peyton Hardin?

  First of all-

• 6:21Cameron Kennedy?

  One trip.

• 6:21Peyton Hardin?

  The city lives in poverty. Put that out there. Y'all physically don't have it. I did not see too many affluent people or areas in the city of San Antonio.

• 6:32Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know if it's in state.

• 6:34Peyton Hardin?

  Victor Wimbenyama is in prison.

• 6:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, he's in hell.

• 6:37Peyton Hardin?

  He's a, he's a 19-year-old multimillionaire.

• 6:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Victor Wimbenyama is a, is soon to be a face of a professional sports organization and he lived in Paris. He came from Paris, got so much money and has to spend it in San Antonio, Texas.

• 6:53Peyton Hardin?

  Anyway, let's talk about-

• 6:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 6:55Peyton Hardin?

  Let's talk about the plane ride to San Antonio. That's where things really started out. First of all, shout out to Creator Lee, shout out to House of Highlights, thanks for having us. Uh, you f**king lied to me.

• 7:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, you did.

• 7:09Peyton Hardin?

  You lied.

• 7:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Absolute liars.

• 7:11Peyton Hardin?

  We were told, we're gonna get aisle seats. We're 6'7".

• 7:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 7:15Peyton Hardin?

  We're gonna get aisle seats.

• 7:16Cameron Kennedy?

  They said, unfortunately, it was, it was too close to the date. The first class was not available, but we got you aisles.

• 7:21Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 7:22Cameron Kennedy?

  It's what it said.

• 7:23Peyton Hardin?

  Verbatim.

• 7:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Verbatim, in an email.

• 7:24Peyton Hardin?

  Verbatim. We, we get to the airport, we go to the kiosk, we put in our flight information to print our tickets. We print our tickets, middle seat, both of us, right behind each other, like lined up.

• 7:38Cameron Kennedy?

  28B, 29B.

• 7:40Peyton Hardin?

  Awful. Al- already, I'm upset. Like, you lied, you lied to me, and I'm big. Like, it's not even like, I feel like I deserve more than this. It just honestly is not-

• 7:51Cameron Kennedy?

  It's just, no one likes to be lied to.

• 7:53Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, lied to and it's not comfortable. I'm, I'm too big to do this.

• 7:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 7:56Peyton Hardin?

  And, mm, so I, we get, we get onto the plane, right? We go to the back of the plane, the dungeon, the caboose of this plane.

• 8:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Lizard, yeah, there's a lizard.

• 8:11Peyton Hardin?

  Smells like a 2008 dirty CNO back there. So, we get, I get to my middle seat, right? I'm sitting down, and the lady to the left of me-

• 8:24Peyton Hardin?

  God bless her. Honestly, God bless her.

• 8:28Peyton Hardin?

  But, um... Let's be honest here, there was some overlap. Not a problem, not a problem, and I would, I did not care.

• 8:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Not a problem.

• 8:38Peyton Hardin?

  Not, did not care. It's just what happened.

• 8:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Kim, who's next to you?

• 8:45Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no, no, you can't, you can't, hey, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, okay.

• 8:54Cameron Kennedy?

  I'll take the ISO. Okay, so, um, Peyton had a woman with some overlap next to him, and I had a, uh, a man with-

• 9:05Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no, I didn't think you were actually gonna say it.

• 9:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no, I will for this, for us.

• 9:10Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, you can't, no.

• 9:12Cameron Kennedy?

  I had a guy-

• 9:13Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, okay, there was a guy next to him.

• 9:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 9:16Peyton Hardin?

  To describe him, and what, how he behaved in the real world, what did he do before the flight took off, Kim?

• 9:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Before the tie, before we got to the straightaway, to go up in the sky, because we're on a plane, two eighteen ounce bottles of Mountain Dew were opened, consumed, and crunched up in the back of his seat back. Two bottles of Mountain Dew he drank before we were in the sky.

• 9:39Peyton Hardin?

  Smoking two bottles of Mountain Dew before we take off is a sentence. The air marshal should be on him.

• 9:44Cameron Kennedy?

  He should be removed from the plane. They said, "Sir, I've never seen that, ever, you gotta get out."

• 9:49Peyton Hardin?

  You can create chemical warfare in your body with two Mountain Dews, right?

• 9:52Cameron Kennedy?

  And then, okay, we're going to San Antonio from Dallas, the entirety of the flight was like fifty-six minutes. This man opened like cheddar, it was like cheddar, cream, cheesy corn nuts.

• 10:04Peyton Hardin?

  You can wait.

• 10:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Twenty-five minutes into the flight, no one should be allowed to have food on a flight that is not even an hour. It was fifty-six minutes, and he goes, "Chick!" And I was like, just cheese everywhere, oh, oh my god, it was disgusting.

• 10:16Peyton Hardin?

  Now, let's go back to my aisle. The woman with overlap, right? When I say overlap, and I don't care, there's no problem with this.

• 10:24Cameron Kennedy?

  And there's nothing wrong with it.

• 10:25Peyton Hardin?

  I couldn't put my left arm down on my rest. I could, that was hers. It's okay, though, you can have it, but-

• 10:32Cameron Kennedy?

  You get that one and the window.

• 10:34Peyton Hardin?

  But, I'm also big, and I was tired, and I was like, I was-

• 10:38Cameron Kennedy?

  And tired of the bull-

• 10:40Peyton Hardin?

  So I wanted to do this, I wanted to put my arm down.

• 10:45Peyton Hardin?

  And there was a point like right whenever I were like idle, we're taxied. I was trying to put my arm down and I did and all I heard was ow.

• 11:04Peyton Hardin?

  I said, Jesus Christ, so sorry I didn't get there.

• 11:10Peyton Hardin?

  And there's no, I'm not making fun of her. There is no problem. I literally like, it was like this.

• 11:17Peyton Hardin?

  He went, oh. And then, okay, so I was like, all right, we're about to take off. We're still taxi. This is another thing. We were taxied on the runway for like 45 minutes. Like we could have been in San Antonio.

• 11:29Cameron Kennedy?

  The duration of our flight, we spent on concrete.

• 11:32Peyton Hardin?

  So I was like, okay, I'm just gonna start my podcast, right? I take, I take my AirPods out. As soon as I take my AirPods out, to the right of me, I hear ah.

• 11:46Peyton Hardin?

  Baby screaming, but it's not even like an infant.

• 11:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God, the kid was like two and a half years old.

• 11:51Peyton Hardin?

  It was to the point, you could have a conversation with this kid like, hey.

• 11:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Speak with him, tell him to hate, be quiet.

• 11:55Peyton Hardin?

  And it was one of those parents, like we don't discipline our children.

• 11:58Cameron Kennedy?

  They're children, they need to figure it out on their own.

• 11:59Peyton Hardin?

  We, we let them express their emotions, their emotions.

• 12:03Cameron Kennedy?

  The emotions, you're in an Airbus, you, you, you make them be quiet, period, end of story.

• 12:08Peyton Hardin?

  So that, that kid would like not even screaming.

• 12:13Cameron Kennedy?

  It genuinely wasn't tears though. That's what was pissing me off.

• 12:15Peyton Hardin?

  It was like fake.

• 12:16Cameron Kennedy?

  It was like he was just annoyed. He was like ah.

• 12:21Cameron Kennedy?

  I was like, what the is happening?

• 12:23Peyton Hardin?

  And so I'm like, he's like directly across from me. So I'm like, hell no. I pull out my AirPods. Take them out of the case, put them in my ears. As I go to open my phone, I hear.

• 12:36Peyton Hardin?

  My AirPods die. They die. I literally text cam.

• 12:45Cameron Kennedy?

  And I saw you, I saw the back of your head, you went.

• 12:49Cameron Kennedy?

  All I saw was this.

• 12:53Peyton Hardin?

  Threw my hands in the air.

• 12:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 12:56Peyton Hardin?

  So, that's just the plane ride, right? That's just the plane ride. We almost crashed on the way down.

• 13:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, okay, seriously? That was the hardest landing of all the flights I've ever been on. The hardest landing to hit the ground I've ever experienced that flight.

• 13:10Peyton Hardin?

  To the point, to the point where the 100 something passengers in the plane were, oh!

• 13:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, everyone went, oh, oh!

• 13:14Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 13:15Cameron Kennedy?

  And it's crazy, because I, I remember looking out the window as we were like coming down. And I was like, okay, like, okay, I can see the city, I can see the little grids. And they were getting real close and like, alright, we're about to land. In, like, I was playing music, but to myself, in my thoughts, I was like, we're getting really close, really, and then he just hit, and I said, yeah. He smacked it off the ground, it was crazy.

• 13:37Peyton Hardin?

  And so, I don't want to spend too much more time, we spent 11 minutes already on this. But, what I do want to say is start touching on a couple of things that happened in San Antonio, and you can get the full story on Patreon, link in the description.

• 13:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Go back and forth, just go one liner.

• 13:49Peyton Hardin?

  Oh god, okay, uh, woman, watch the woman shit on a tree.

• 13:56Cameron Kennedy?

  What? What? I'm not laughing, I'm not laughing at that, I'm under the hat!

• 14:03Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, mute it, here we go, go again. Uh, homeless man walked into a Whataburger, put a smell on Cam.

• 14:10Peyton Hardin?

  Dead right in front of his face, like this.

• 14:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, okay, uh, my personal bank information got skimmed out of a CVS that was housing cats. Oh my god.

• 14:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Keep going, keep going, keep going.

• 14:25Peyton Hardin?

  Charles Barkley took my.

• 14:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, I got a next one. Uh, we met an NBA legend, Jalen Rose, Peyton was bleeding from his mouth, for no reason. A non-contact mouth bleed. Oh my god, keep going.

• 14:40Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, oh, I can't say this on the internet, you're gonna have to, you're gonna have to mute this.

• 14:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Someone took unsolicited photographs of me and Peyton and then once we, once we looked at them and confused.

• 15:00Cameron Kennedy?

  One more time, go ahead. You got it, you got it.

• 15:08Cameron Kennedy?

  It's so much of your, your skin. I watched fly. Smoke bomb, that's it.

• 15:17Cameron Kennedy?

  That's your, that's your defense? I literally go.

• 15:21Cameron Kennedy?

  I grab it, I go, "Get back."

• 15:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 15:26Cameron Kennedy?

  People took unsolicited photographs of me and Peyton and once we confronted them about it, the best he could say was this.

• 15:33Cameron Kennedy?

  I literally said, "Did you..." He did that, walked off.

• 15:36Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, there's so much more that happened.

• 15:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, this, it's unbelievable. It was the worst trip ever.

• 15:40Peyton Hardin?

  We'll get into that on Patreon.

• 15:43Cameron Kennedy?

  The whole city smells like vomit last night.

• 15:44Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god, Riverwalk is the worst place ever. Riverwalk is the worst place ever. That's where dreams go to die. And there's no good food on the Riverwalk. If you own a restaurant.

• 15:52Cameron Kennedy?

  No one sells good food.

• 15:53Peyton Hardin?

  If you own a restaurant on the Riverwalk, go out of business.

• 15:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, you are simply there, you are simply there for tourism.

• 15:58Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my goodness.

• 15:59Cameron Kennedy?

  You do not take pride in your food or your chefs.

• 16:01Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god. It was the, it was the worst.

• 16:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, okay.

• 16:05Peyton Hardin?

  But shout out to Creator League. Thank you for having us.

• 16:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Love Creator League, Love House Highlights.

• 16:10Peyton Hardin?

  Great time.

• 16:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Final Four, crazy Final Four by the way. We didn't have.

• 16:16Peyton Hardin?

  And we're gonna talk about our performance in the Creator League on Patreon. I can't talk about it too much now and I've seen the comments and they're coming after me. They're talking about, they're talking about daddy pretty bad. Well, I'll explain everything over there on the Koala Club.

• 16:32Cameron Kennedy?

  There we go.

• 16:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Alright, immediately straight into it. I saw, I was on Twitter, right? And I saw a video.

• 16:42Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 16:42Cameron Kennedy?

  The Atlanta Hawks had a halftime performance.

• 16:44Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 16:44Cameron Kennedy?

  It was one of those things where the guy, you have to make a layup, a free throw, three pointer, half court shot, you get like 30 grand.

• 16:50Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, awesome.

• 16:51Cameron Kennedy?

  You start at half court and you have like 30 seconds.

• 16:53Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. Well, you start at half court?

• 16:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. Like you start, you just dribble up, boom, and then you like work your way back.

• 16:59Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, so you start at the layup?

• 17:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 17:00Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 17:01Cameron Kennedy?

  But he was like starting at half, like he had to run up to the.

• 17:03Peyton Hardin?

  So the first shot you have to make is a layup?

• 17:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Layup.

• 17:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Peyton.

• 17:06Peyton Hardin?

  What happened? I didn't see this.

• 17:08Cameron Kennedy?

  You didn't see this?

• 17:08Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 17:09Cameron Kennedy?

  This fan at the Atlanta Hawks game. They go, "Everybody cheer him on, cheer him on, ready, three, two, one, go." He starts running, he tore his ACL. He literally went up and left and tore his ACL. Right there on the court. And he laid down for minutes, they couldn't get him up. And he tore his ACL.

• 17:30Peyton Hardin?

  That's so embarrassing.

• 17:31Cameron Kennedy?

  That is, okay, two, that's, I bring two parts to this. That has to be, that, I don't even know, I don't know anything about that.

• 17:37Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 17:38Cameron Kennedy?

  That is immediately top three most embarrassing, most embarrassing things he's ever done.

• 17:41Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 17:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Immediately. And my second thought was, how bad would you be if you had to do a halftime act in front of 20,000 people?

• 17:49Peyton Hardin?

  Oh Cam, I couldn't do it. I, I, there's nothing I can do great in front of 20,000 people. I can't do anything good.

• 17:54Cameron Kennedy?

  You would be shaking, literally pierced out of the shower.

• 17:57Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, it's like, inside joke. There's literally, whenever I get in front of that many people, my ligaments and my phalanges aren't mine anymore.

• 18:05Cameron Kennedy?

  They're all tightened up.

• 18:06Peyton Hardin?

  They're, they're, they belong to the ecosystem. Whatever God decides to do with my hands and feet at that moment is what's happening.

• 18:11Cameron Kennedy?

  You're walking out like this, you're literally like, you can't even move them, then all of a sudden it's just like.

• 18:16Peyton Hardin?

  That's, that's literally my biggest fear is having to do physical activity in front of a crowd. I can't do that.

• 18:21Cameron Kennedy?

  What if you, okay, here we go though.

• 18:23Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 18:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, you gotta pay to play, right? Let me make it sweet for daddy, let me make it sweet for you. You liked it, don't lie to me. $500,000 and there's no half court shot.

• 18:32Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 18:33Cameron Kennedy?

  So you, half a mil.

• 18:35Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 18:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Layup, free throw, three pointer.

• 18:38Peyton Hardin?

  How much time do I have?

• 18:39Cameron Kennedy?

  You have 25 seconds.

• 18:41Peyton Hardin?

  Oh no, I'm not doing it. I'm not gonna be able to do that.

• 18:42Cameron Kennedy?

  You wouldn't be, you wouldn't even try?

• 18:44Peyton Hardin?

  I would try. I would not.

• 18:46Cameron Kennedy?

  But how hard would you try?

• 18:47Peyton Hardin?

  Hard.

• 18:48Cameron Kennedy?

  So you would go very hard?

• 18:49Peyton Hardin?

  I'm already shaking thinking about it, like my, my wrist is getting loose. Yeah, my wrist is getting loose. I can't function like that, I lose strength and mobility. So, I can't do things in front of large crowds.

• 18:59Cameron Kennedy?

  You're gonna be tightened up.

• 19:00Peyton Hardin?

  I can't.

• 19:00Cameron Kennedy?

  But half a mil, 25 seconds, everyone's watching, everyone has the right. They actually, they actually signed rights to record you and do whatever they want with it.

• 19:10Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly what happened. They'd be like. You be the announcer person that calls me out.

• 19:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Our contestant for today's halftime show is Peyton Harden.

• 19:19Peyton Hardin?

  Thank you. Excuse me.

• 19:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, hold on now.

• 19:23Peyton Hardin?

  Can I grab your mic? I'm gonna grab your mic.

• 19:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, hold on, sir.

• 19:26Peyton Hardin?

  Excuse me, everybody in the arena today. Can y'all please close your eyes? Everybody turn around. And I swear to God, I'm not gonna go until y'all close your eyes.

• 19:35Peyton Hardin?

  No, hold on, that guy, close your fucking eyes. I don't, I don't, I can't do this. I don't do well. Please, or I'm not gonna go. LeBron, close your eyes. LeBron, actually go to the locker room. Go stretch, go do, go do more, go do more rehab.

• 19:48Cameron Kennedy?

  That's exactly what happened. I'd go, sir, you need, give me, okay, okay, ladies and gentlemen. So he, he does not feel confident with you watching. He has told us if, if you close your eyes, that he has a better chance of succeeding. Is everyone fine with that?

• 20:01Peyton Hardin?

  No, boo, that guy sucks.

• 20:03Cameron Kennedy?

  All right, let's continue. Boom, and bink, go. You fall, you tear your ACL. You are now the new ACL Hawks fan.

• 20:10Peyton Hardin?

  What the did you just say?

• 20:11Cameron Kennedy?

  ACL Hawks fan.

• 20:14Cameron Kennedy?

  I abbreviated Atlanta for no reason. No reason.

• 20:18Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, that's one of my biggest pet peeves. People that speak in abbreviations.

• 20:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God, like the texting abbreviations, but.

• 20:25Peyton Hardin?

  In real life.

• 20:26Cameron Kennedy?

  When, when, say IRL?

• 20:28Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 20:28Cameron Kennedy?

  He did that IRL.

• 20:29Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 20:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God.

• 20:30Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, this is so much better, IRL? Go to hell. Like genuinely, don't go to heaven.

• 20:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Go spin.

• 20:36Peyton Hardin?

  Don't go there. I don't want to see you there. I don't want you to be there.

• 20:42Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, honestly, and it's like, dude, and?

• 20:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Seriously, don't go to heaven.

• 20:50Peyton Hardin?

  You ever, you ever had somebody hit you with an LOL?

• 20:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, if you, if someone says LOL and they're not laughing, that should immediately start, referee should spawn from the ground, and you should immediately be able to fight that person. Because they go, oh, my God, LOL. It's, no, no, in like, in real life, someone says LOL and they're not laughing?

• 21:11Peyton Hardin?

  Dude.

• 21:12Cameron Kennedy?

  You're lying.

• 21:12Peyton Hardin?

  You're lying, I see you lying.

• 21:14Cameron Kennedy?

  You just lied, you might as well sign a paper, say, I lied to you, and hand it to me.

• 21:17Peyton Hardin?

  A lot of people hit me with the OMGs. OMG, shut the up, STFU, how about that?

• 21:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Hit him with their own. Reverse psychology.

• 21:26Peyton Hardin?

  No, no abbreviations, and we need to bring back Old English.

• 21:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God, dude, it's sexy, too.

• 21:32Peyton Hardin?

  We need to bring back pre-Civil War talk. We.

• 21:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Well. Well, no, no. I go, what's up, boy?

• 21:42Cameron Kennedy?

  That's how I greet you on recording days? I had, you know I had to.

• 21:48Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I, I think we should, I miss when people talk fancy. Oh my god, and imagine, okay, I know we just talked about this, but imagine, you know what, I'm gonna be a grown- And the charisma, to hell with riz, burn. Yeah. Imagine the charisma. Yeah. The feng shui, the suave. Yeah. Of speaking like that to a lovely broad. Yeah. Back in the day, a lovely woman, you, you got your suit on, it's literally 2pm on like a Tuesday, you're doing nothing. You're walking the street, but you're head to toe, dressed to the nines. Right. Cause they didn't have athletic shorts. Have you ever thought about that? They didn't have athletic shorts, they didn't have tank tops. Like, every day you woke up, you're putting on full f-ing clothes, no matter how hot it was, like, they didn't have leisure- I never thought of it, they did not have leisure wear. No one had a, no one had a t-shirt. Imagine, waking up every morning, having to button your t-shirt.

• 22:33Cameron Kennedy?

  To the nines, like, I'm talking ascot, a tie, an undercoat, an overcoat, a f-ing hat, a horse in a cane, every day. Every day. With nothing to do. If, if, imagine- Nothing to do but hate somebody that looks different than you. That's the only thing on your agenda, is like, they look different, we hate. That's the only thing you had to do. They go.

• 22:53Cameron Kennedy?

  That's all it is. Where are they? They go, that's wrong.

• 22:57Cameron Kennedy?

  That's, yeah, dude, that's crazy. That's f-ing, first off, but a mat, just, it'd be so, it'd be so sexy. Yeah. Just risen up, something like that, like.

• 23:06Cameron Kennedy?

  The evening's finest breath off the moon's right top, off of- I can't even do it. Okay, show me how you would- Your best, your best, well, let's, let's put a year on it, your best. Your- You can't say preternual words, you just can't say that. Your best medieval riz. Medieval? Isn't that medieval speak? Oh, medieval's a long time ago, but yeah, I'm talking like maybe, maybe London, like a hundred years ago, like- Okay, what's that time? Like 1925. Give me your best 1925 riz, like, how would that go? Oh my god. You're at, you're at the local plantation.

• 23:41Peyton Hardin?

  Where'd they hang out at?

• 23:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, let's call it a saloon for this. Let's call it a saloon. I'm at the local saloon. I'm not on a plantation. I'm not on a plantation. Honestly, in my thing, I wasn't even in America because we wouldn't be talking. So, so I'm in London. I'm in London in 1925.

• 23:57Peyton Hardin?

  You weren't talking to me?

• 23:58Cameron Kennedy?

  No, we couldn't in 1925.

• 23:59Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, you could.

• 24:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Wait, 1925, could I? Oh, yeah, I could.

• 24:02Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, you could.

• 24:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Depending where you are?

• 24:05Peyton Hardin?

  Well, it would have been a little rough.

• 24:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Depending where you are. You and me, we would have been boy.

• 24:08Peyton Hardin?

  We had to write notes.

• 24:09Cameron Kennedy?

  In 19... Ah, that would have been cool too, though. I always wanted a pen pal.

• 24:12Peyton Hardin?

  I had one. She was Asian.

• 24:14Cameron Kennedy?

  See, you say that's kinda hot. That's kinda hot.

• 24:16Peyton Hardin?

  I was 13, so that's weird.

• 24:18Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's not. You didn't like girls when you were 13? You, you literally had a, you had a... When you were six. Oh my God, what are you talking about?

• 24:27Peyton Hardin?

  No?

• 24:28Cameron Kennedy?

  You didn't? He said...

• 24:30Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, okay. Best 1925 riz?

• 24:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, say it one more time. Tell me that I'm in a saloon and I'm gonna get perfect.

• 24:36Peyton Hardin?

  You're in a saloon in 1925. What's your best riz?

• 24:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Excuse me, madam? Ma- ma'am? Yes, you. I just want you to know, I'd give you my day's wages to take your blouse off. And she goes... And then I go...

• 24:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Because it's 1925. Come on, come on, meet me halfway. Just meet me halfway. Give me one lick, one giggle, one giggle, God.

• 25:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, run it back. She slaps me. I don't slap her.

• 25:10Peyton Hardin?

  Well, I gotta figure out what we're doing about that. I got, I don't know if that can go on YouTube.

• 25:16Cameron Kennedy?

  But, obviously, that's a little aggressive.

• 25:18Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 25:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, the real version, right?

• 25:20Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 25:20Cameron Kennedy?

  I just, I wouldn't know what the... Mmm. I go, "Excuse me, what's your, what's your maiden, what's your family name? What's your, what's your family name?" And she goes, she goes, "What?" I go, "Your family name? Who do you belong to? Who's your ancestors?"

• 25:35Peyton Hardin?

  What are your eyes moving like?

• 25:36Cameron Kennedy?

  What does, because I'm looking her up and down, looking at her blouse, and then I'm looking at her...

• 25:39Peyton Hardin?

  Her ankles.

• 25:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Her ankles, her stockings. She got a lot of chains and jewelry on. And I'm looking at her hair. And she goes, "What is your family name? What have they done for our city?" And she keeps looking back, and I go, "Blessed be, you're gorgeous."

• 25:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Why don't you go to the dock and shag up a little bit? Would you like that?

• 25:58Peyton Hardin?

  And then she goes, "Nope." And then I'm still single in 1925.

• 26:02Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't have riz. I'm out of the game.

• 26:04Peyton Hardin?

  That was very goo- I like your, uh, you're, you've been a creep in every time period. That's what I've learned. You were a creep in every single time period that exists.

• 26:12Peyton Hardin?

  You, you-

• 26:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Even cavemen?

• 26:14Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 26:15Cameron Kennedy?

  There's no, there's no, like, audible words.

• 26:17Peyton Hardin?

  You're like, "Oh, oh, oh."

• 26:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, man. Oh, my god.

• 26:30Peyton Hardin?

  They didn't have, um, showers back then, did they?

• 26:32Cameron Kennedy?

  They did. They had forms of showers.

• 26:33Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 26:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Sometimes they would just- "Mum-ta!" "Yum-ta!"

• 26:39Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like, "No, tum-ta!"

• 26:44Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 26:46Peyton Hardin?

  Right. They didn't have showers back then.

• 26:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Not like conventional that we know.

• 26:50Peyton Hardin?

  Right. There's people-

• 26:56Peyton Hardin?

  There's people, there's people nowadays- That dis- I, I did not know the ratio of people that pee in the shower.

• 27:03Cameron Kennedy?

  I pee almost every time in the shower.

• 27:05Peyton Hardin?

  And I did not know that. The majority of people aren't like that.

• 27:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah.

• 27:08Peyton Hardin?

  And I tried it for the first time this morning.

• 27:10Cameron Kennedy?

  It's-

• 27:11Peyton Hardin?

  And then-

• 27:12Cameron Kennedy?

  What'd you like?

• 27:12Peyton Hardin?

  I hated it. The smell.

• 27:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, well, you got it. You got, you gotta go. Okay. Two things. One, that's you. That's definitely you. You can't blame anybody else. That's your urine. Whatever you are ingesting, that's why it smells rank. And secondly, you always, tell me you aimed for the drain.

• 27:28Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, on the drain, but-

• 27:29Cameron Kennedy?

  You don't piss on the walls.

• 27:30Peyton Hardin?

  It's something my old hair was- It was like a f- mess. It was like an oatmeal of body.

• 27:42Cameron Kennedy?

  No, dad, a small gerbil was s- in my shower.

• 27:47Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, 'cause I got the front and the back.

• 27:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Look, if y'all, if y'all would see this man naked, it is

• 27:56Peyton Hardin?

  A wonderland.

• 27:56Cameron Kennedy?

  It is something. It is, it's like, it's like Candyland. It doesn't make sense. It's not real. It's mythical.

• 28:02Peyton Hardin?

  It's always like the Twilight Zone. You don't know if it's scary or fun. Like you're like

• 28:06Cameron Kennedy?

  And you also don't know if it's real or not. You don't know what's happening. Like it's, it's so, it's, it is the word confusion. When you see it naked, you're confused.

• 28:13Peyton Hardin?

  And you just go, huh?

• 28:14Cameron Kennedy?

  What the fuck is that?

• 28:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Whoa!

• 28:18Peyton Hardin?

  But I genuinely didn't know the amount of people that pee in the shower.

• 28:22Cameron Kennedy?

  What do you think the number is? In terms, like, like, out of 10? Just to make it simple. Like, did you look it up?

• 28:26Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's just, I was talking to people and I was listening to other people talk and it's been coming up so often. I would say about 80% of people pee in the shower.

• 28:34Cameron Kennedy?

  God, guerrilla marketing, mouth to mouth, it's the greatest. Yes. I would say, dude, you pee in the shower.

• 28:41Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, that's disgusting to me. I've never done it. This morning was my first time and I, and honestly, I, I did not look at myself in the mirror leaving my bathroom. I was like, who are you?

• 28:49Cameron Kennedy?

  You're ashamed, you gross

• 28:50Peyton Hardin?

  No, that is disgusting.

• 28:51Cameron Kennedy?

  No, so it didn't feel, it, I think it's the accomplishment. No one does it for the aroma, obviously. You don't want to smell urine. No one's like, ooh, urine. But at the same time, you do, it's also like a sensory thing.

• 29:03Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 29:03Cameron Kennedy?

  If you're on the edge of having to pee, but you can hold it, as soon as water hits your body and you're naked, you're gonna pee. I, I pissed all over, all over the Kim Santos.

• 29:11Peyton Hardin?

  All over it, this is No, that's not true, because I'm not a toddler. When water hits my body, I'm not like, ooh.

• 29:20Peyton Hardin?

  That doesn't happen to me. You know why? I pay taxes. That's, that's why I don't do that.

• 29:24Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no, no. I guarantee, if you and me chugged, say we chugged a two liter of water, and you tell me, okay, I'm getting to the point I gotta pee, I guarantee I can make you piss.

• 29:33Peyton Hardin?

  That's so different.

• 29:34Cameron Kennedy?

  That sounds weird.

• 29:35Peyton Hardin?

  It's weird, but that's, that's not what we're talking about.

• 29:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 29:37Peyton Hardin?

  I would, no, no, no. You said, that's, if we're drinking a gallon of water and then, yeah, you don't have to really do anything.

• 29:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, no, nothing

• 29:44Peyton Hardin?

  If I'm having a normal day, if I'm having a normal day and it is nighttime, and it's time for me to bathe before bed?

• 29:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 29:50Peyton Hardin?

  If it's time for me to get in the shower before bed?

• 29:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 29:53Peyton Hardin?

  I'm gonna pee before I get in the shower.

• 29:55Cameron Kennedy?

  That's fine. That's fine.

• 29:56Peyton Hardin?

  That's normal.

• 29:57Cameron Kennedy?

  But I'm saying if you did, that's why I said if you're on the cusp, if you didn't fully, you're like, it wasn't enough to go, I, I should pee. But then you get in the shower and the water hits, and now that four turned to like a seven.

• 30:07Peyton Hardin?

  That's immature.

• 30:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Hmm, I think it's, I think it's skill. I think it's two for one, two birds, one stone.

• 30:12Peyton Hardin?

  How's that skillful?

• 30:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Because now I don't, now I'm technically, are you saving water?

• 30:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, oh my god, the frugal man strikes again. I save water because I piss in my shower.

• 30:23Peyton Hardin?

  I think it's, no, how's that saving water at all?

• 30:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Because the shower's gonna be on for the same duration, but now I didn't do a flush.

• 30:31Peyton Hardin?

  Got him!

• 30:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, okay, but I've, I've never been an environmentalist. I love the earth, but I'm not gonna pee on myself to save the world. Sorry.

• 30:40Peyton Hardin?

  You would, now you would pee on yourself if you got stung by an octopus.

• 30:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Stingray.

• 30:45Peyton Hardin?

  Jellyfish.

• 30:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, wait, octopuses don't even sting?

• 30:49Peyton Hardin?

  No, they grab.

• 30:50Cameron Kennedy?

  You're, okay, honest to god, do it 10 more times and your opinion will change.

• 30:54Peyton Hardin?

  I swear to god, I will never do it again.

• 30:56Cameron Kennedy?

  See, you're so, you're, you're the same man that didn't bathe? And now you're complaining about doing something in the shower bathing?

• 31:03Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, no.

• 31:03Cameron Kennedy?

  You don't have, you're like, there's, there's no, there's no honesty with you.

• 31:06Peyton Hardin?

  Do you not understand that that is a little immature? Like, that's wrong and a little immature.

• 31:10Cameron Kennedy?

  That's not immature.

• 31:10Peyton Hardin?

  Do you, yes it is.

• 31:11Cameron Kennedy?

  That is not immature.

• 31:12Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, you will-

• 31:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Letting the water tickle my back and then I go, ooh, now I pee, I get that. That might be young.

• 31:17Peyton Hardin?

  You're pushing 30 and you're not potty trained. Like, do you understand that's weird? Do you understand that's wrong? You understand that? You're 30.

• 31:24Cameron Kennedy?

  I'd stop saying that.

• 31:25Peyton Hardin?

  And you're not potty trained.

• 31:26Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I'm not.

• 31:27Peyton Hardin?

  You do this, you act the same as your infant son. Like, that is nasty.

• 31:30Cameron Kennedy?

  No, sh** dude, sneak up on me and surprise me.

• 31:33Peyton Hardin?

  And I don't get that either!

• 31:34Cameron Kennedy?

  We'll be talking, I'll just be like, ooh, I gotta poop.

• 31:36Peyton Hardin?

  That's another thing. I don't get that. How can you not, like, y'all don't have a communication system? You have bad comms with your body.

• 31:43Cameron Kennedy?

  I think, I think because you were, you lived in fear for so long, you were baptized in fear. When it comes to pooping and using the bathroom in public, that you suppressed your own system so much that you have ultimate control over it now. Like, your system can, like, directly obeys you, no matter what it is. Mine is its own thing.

• 32:02Peyton Hardin?

  But there's no way you're just sitting feeling completely fine and then like that, you're like, oh no, something's coming out.

• 32:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 32:07Peyton Hardin?

  No, that's wrong.

• 32:08Cameron Kennedy?

  It's a big gurgle. It's like a big, like, just guttily movement.

• 32:12Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god, I have like a two-hour buildup before I know-

• 32:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I know.

• 32:15Peyton Hardin?

  I have a leeway before I'm exiting.

• 32:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Because you've, you've, it's probably, if these are your tunnels, your tubes, your intestines, they're probably like this right now because of what you've done to them, so it, you can feel it working. My sh** is, it'll be here, I gotta poop.

• 32:29Peyton Hardin?

  I don't think you should get the security deposit back in your house if you pee in the shower. That's, that's a fact. And I'm being honest. La, you know, last thing about the shower, I farted in my shower the other day.

• 32:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, god, that is...

• 32:42Peyton Hardin?

  Boy.

• 32:42Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it is- Horrible.

• 32:57Peyton Hardin?

  Help!

• 32:59Cameron Kennedy?

  How? I don't get that though. What did you say?

• 33:02Peyton Hardin?

  Help!

• 33:04Peyton Hardin?

  Help me! I can't see!

• 33:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Well, you know, you know, one time I did it. It was so bad I got out.

• 33:12Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, no, same. I left.

• 33:13Cameron Kennedy?

  I literally got out and there's water all over my floor.

• 33:15Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 33:16Cameron Kennedy?

  It was visceral. I was soaking wet and I went, oh!

• 33:23Peyton Hardin?

  I saw something on Twitter this week.

• 33:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Talk to me.

• 33:26Peyton Hardin?

  And it is absolute-

• 33:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, okay. Half of Twitter is.

• 33:30Peyton Hardin?

  Do you, did you hear about the dire wolf being back?

• 33:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god! Didn't even know what it was.

• 33:37Peyton Hardin?

  You've never heard of a dire wolf before?

• 33:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Never heard of it. Like, it's like this mythical thing. Never heard of it.

• 33:41Peyton Hardin?

  I grew up on the dire wolf. I knew what that was. It was, I remember it was this big wolf that was around during the Ice Age era.

• 33:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Of course you did.

• 33:49Peyton Hardin?

  Yes. So there's like 10,000 years, like 10,000 years ago, there was this wolf called the dire wolf and it roamed the Americas. It was, it was there with the woolly mammoths. It was there around that time, like the Ice Age, like all those, and they went extinct. 10,000 years ago.

• 34:05Cameron Kennedy?

  See.

• 34:06Peyton Hardin?

  Like, actually longer than that, like 17,000, 11 to 17,000 years ago, they went extinct. Right?

• 34:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Good god.

• 34:12Peyton Hardin?

  Come to find out, some scientists made some new dire wolves.

• 34:16Cameron Kennedy?

  See.

• 34:17Peyton Hardin?

  Let me tell you how they did it.

• 34:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Please.

• 34:18Peyton Hardin?

  Right? This biochemist lab-

• 34:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Nope.

• 34:24Peyton Hardin?

  Had some fossils from dire wolves. Got some dire wolf fossils. They, they looked at them on a random Wednesday in March. They said, let's bring out the dire wolf. Let's try this. They said, oh, bring me that one. They grabbed one, right? They grabbed a skull of a dire wolf. 15,000 years old, straight off the shelf.

• 34:49Peyton Hardin?

  They literally, they literally ripped the barcode off, right? They're starting to sweep on a random Wednesday this dire wolf skull and they go, oh my god. This one's got DNA on it still.

• 35:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Usable.

• 35:01Peyton Hardin?

  They got DNA from a 17,000 year old dire wolf bone. Okay, right? Then they're like, hey, let's make a new one since we got DNA. Let's go ahead and make a new one. You wanna know how they made a new one?

• 35:18Cameron Kennedy?

  How?

• 35:19Peyton Hardin?

  They took ordinary DNA from gray wolves that are alive now, right? Just regular wolves that are outside.

• 35:27Cameron Kennedy?

  So they stole an animal, first off. They kidnapped an animal in his natural habitat.

• 35:32Peyton Hardin?

  They were like, hey, we need you to make something better.

• 35:33Cameron Kennedy?

  They said, come here, come here. And they took him, threw a collar on him, said, get this.

• 35:36Peyton Hardin?

  They said, come here. We need dire wolves. Alright. They got that, right? And since they had the DNA from the dire wolf, they genetically manufactured the gray wolf's DNA to exactly match the dire wolf. Then.

• 35:55Cameron Kennedy?

  This is fucking nonsense.

• 35:57Peyton Hardin?

  Then. They used regular German shepherds.

• 36:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh no.

• 36:03Peyton Hardin?

  As surrogates. Oh, you're kidding me. And now we got two dire wolves and M. Night Shyamalan's holding them.

• 36:14Peyton Hardin?

  Or whoever that director was.

• 36:18Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 36:20Cameron Kennedy?

  The people that headed this operation, they need to serve prison time. Prison time.

• 36:26Peyton Hardin?

  There is no way people believe that the dire wolf is real. The new dire wolf is real.

• 36:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, there's no way it's back. No, first off, if it's ever real. Secondly, the fact that you knew exactly what the fuck it was pisses me off and it makes me believe that you did wolf t-shirt Wednesdays.

• 36:39Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god, of course I did.

• 36:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 36:41Peyton Hardin?

  Of course I did.

• 36:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 36:42Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god, I used to howl.

• 36:46Peyton Hardin?

  In, you know, no, like in recess, whenever it would be like a little gray outside out of nowhere, you know how you

• 36:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Like you're, you're real close to a tornado, but it's not really.

• 36:58Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly. You know, it's the day starts out sunny, but when you're outside it automatically just randomly gray. There, everybody was looking at the sky like, whoa. And I was like, it's my time to be the center of attention. I did that.

• 37:11Cameron Kennedy?

  You get to the top of the slide, every kid's like, wait, what the heck? They turn around, you're like,

• 37:18Cameron Kennedy?

  at the top of the slide.

• 37:20Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, I convinced at least one or two of those dumb kids. One of them still believe it.

• 37:25Cameron Kennedy?

  There's this kid, Papa, there's a werewolf in my class. I've seen it.

• 37:28Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, 100%.

• 37:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Idiots. Back to the fake wolf.

• 37:31Peyton Hardin?

  Dude.

• 37:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Back to the fake dire German shepherd wolf.

• 37:34Peyton Hardin?

  So you don't believe the dire wolf reincarnation is real either?

• 37:36Cameron Kennedy?

  There's no, like, I, I, I'm, I'm a friend of science, I guess. I like seeing cool things.

• 37:42Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 37:42Cameron Kennedy?

  There's just, that sounds like It's so how, why? Took a real wolf, we took old wolf DNA, then we took a dog, threw it in a blender, now we have a species that hasn't been here in 10,000 years.

• 37:54Peyton Hardin?

  Yes. And then they're talking about the characteristics of them. They said they're shy from humans. They do look just like the dire wolves, but honestly, it's 3D printed or something, AI, it's, I don't know what it is, but somebody got real bored.

• 38:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Someone got really bored and that is literally a Saint Bernard. That is a regular dog. They're gonna sell it as this. They're gonna, there's gonna be a new museum for them. They're gonna be on the front of Time Magazine.

• 38:17Peyton Hardin?

  Already there. Dire wolf is on the front of Time Magazine and it says extinct crossed out.

• 38:25Cameron Kennedy?

  It's a money, it's a money, they're money grabbing.

• 38:27Peyton Hardin?

  It's the new dinosaur.

• 38:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God, they're money grabbing.

• 38:32Cameron Kennedy?

  They're money grabbing.

• 38:33Peyton Hardin?

  So I'm telling you, I've had this, I've had

• 38:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 38:36Peyton Hardin?

  This conspiracy since I was a kid, the dinosaurs weren't real. They're money plays. For museums, for movies, for toys.

• 38:43Cameron Kennedy?

  I like it.

• 38:43Peyton Hardin?

  For TV. That's why they invented the dinosaur. But now we've been doing that for a hundred years. We gotta innovate.

• 38:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Throw some furry.

• 38:52Peyton Hardin?

  No, I'm saying we gotta innovate. Let's actually bring the dinosaurs back. Let's create these dinosaurs. You know what I mean?

• 39:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, you know, you know that they're, they were saying they were gonna like do the same woolly mammoth.

• 39:05Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, they're gonna, cause they're around the same time. Okay, but do we have woolly mammoth bone?

• 39:09Cameron Kennedy?

  It's apparently, apparently it's the same shit the dire wolf.

• 39:11Peyton Hardin?

  No, they don't.

• 39:11Cameron Kennedy?

  They have usable DNA that they're going to impregnate an African elephant and a woolly mammoth.

• 39:16Peyton Hardin?

  Why they gotta make it black?

• 39:20Peyton Hardin?

  Leave my.

• 39:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Don't say it, don't say it.

• 39:26Peyton Hardin?

  Y'all make it, make it a white elephant. Make it a polar bear.

• 39:30Cameron Kennedy?

  They're gonna impregnate a Boston elephant?

• 39:34Cameron Kennedy?

  He's like, meh, eh, gankies. But same, and apparently the birth, first off, it would suck to be a female elephant. I'm gonna say that.

• 39:43Peyton Hardin?

  Why?

• 39:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Their, their carrying phase of pregnancy, I think it's like 18 months.

• 39:48Peyton Hardin?

  And how long?

• 39:48Cameron Kennedy?

  A year and a half.

• 39:49Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, so it's double human?

• 39:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Double.

• 39:51Peyton Hardin?

  But they're double the size, so that makes sense.

• 39:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, they're way more than double.

• 39:53Peyton Hardin?

  Triple.

• 39:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Can you imagine being an elephant?

• 39:56Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 39:57Cameron Kennedy?

  I can't either.

• 39:58Peyton Hardin?

  They're not, they don't have too much meat, do they? Like they're.

• 40:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 40:03Peyton Hardin?

  Like you put a horse and an elephant.

• 40:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, size to ratio.

• 40:06Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly.

• 40:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Size, elephant win.

• 40:08Peyton Hardin?

  That's why I never wanted big thighs. It's like the depth perception is important.

• 40:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Depth perception is important.

• 40:15Peyton Hardin?

  You know what I mean?

• 40:15Cameron Kennedy?

  You go Zach same, monster quads, skin and bones, he's hanging.

• 40:20Peyton Hardin?

  That's what it, that's what it is.

• 40:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Well, 100% the dire wolf is bull. It's bull, they're grabbing money.

• 40:26Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 40:26Cameron Kennedy?

  And I have a fun thing to go off what you said.

• 40:28Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 40:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, I don't think dinosaurs are ever real. I think they were dragons.

• 40:36Peyton Hardin?

  You, eh. Why do you think that, Ken?

• 40:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God, he came to play. Thanks, bubba. They're dragons.

• 40:42Peyton Hardin?

  Why do you think that?

• 40:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Because, uh, all four corners of the earths.

• 40:49Peyton Hardin?

  Eh, next.

• 40:52Peyton Hardin?

  Popcorn.

• 40:54Cameron Kennedy?

  All, rewind.

• 40:57Cameron Kennedy?

  All four corner.

• 41:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Am I, are you making me nervous?

• 41:03Peyton Hardin?

  Who'd you just talk to?

• 41:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Am I losing?

• 41:06Peyton Hardin?

  He looked at the mannequin and he started asking him questions.

• 41:09Cameron Kennedy?

  I said, are you making me nervous? Okay.

• 41:13Cameron Kennedy?

  All four corner.

• 41:20Peyton Hardin?

  Is this real?

• 41:20Cameron Kennedy?

  It's so, yes, it's a full, all four, it's something with the Rs in the O's.

• 41:24Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, there's more skin peeling.

• 41:28Cameron Kennedy?

  All four corners of Earth, there we go.

• 41:31Peyton Hardin?

  Earth is round.

• 41:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, but that's a saying, like it, like everyone, yes it is.

• 41:37Cameron Kennedy?

  It's a saying. Basically, all different societies, civilizations, there's drawings of dragons. Okay? There's drawings of dragons, there's, there's no-

• 41:45Peyton Hardin?

  We have drawings of dragons in Texas?

• 41:46Cameron Kennedy?

  There's no, okay, Texas, no, the Americas, I'm saying, all, like, from your, it's a saying, like-

• 41:53Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, but what does that mean? Like, so I've never seen a dragon art-

• 41:56Cameron Kennedy?

  All around the world, like, in ancient, like, Germ, Germ, Germanic, like Celtic traditions, there's depictions of dragons.

• 42:03Peyton Hardin?

  Ancient German traditions are not something we should go off of, if we're being honest. They had a rough little time period, if we think about it. It's not something we should completely sell to, you know what I mean? We should just buy into that one. I think that's what got them in trouble the first time, is just completely buying in. They're like, "Yeah, that makes sense," like, you know what I mean? Like, that's awful.

• 42:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Let's just follow Zalida!

• 42:24Peyton Hardin?

  One step too far.

• 42:29Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, dude, I don't really want to talk about dragons.

• 42:31Cameron Kennedy?

  No, we're not, no, we're not, no, I buried myself, you buried me, it's done, oh my god.

• 42:37Peyton Hardin?

  Um, speaking of things that, you know, dinosaurs and stuff we learned about as children, which is dumb and not true, that's why they're not a part of our history classes.

• 42:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Dragons?

• 42:49Peyton Hardin?

  Dragons weren't a part of our history classes either.

• 42:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Ancient Chinese calendar, 8,000-

• 42:52Peyton Hardin?

  I'd never learned Chinese in, in school.

• 42:55Cameron Kennedy?

  You know what I mean about the year, like, the year of the dragon, year of the monkey?

• 42:57Peyton Hardin?

  No, only, only-

• 43:01Peyton Hardin?

  So many other animals that had years.

• 43:03Cameron Kennedy?

  But it's a real thing!

• 43:04Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, sure.

• 43:05Cameron Kennedy?

  It is!

• 43:05Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I know.

• 43:06Cameron Kennedy?

  And, it's, so why would they have, why would they have 12 real animals in one fake one?

• 43:09Peyton Hardin?

  Name three fruit.

• 43:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Name three fruit?

• 43:11Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 43:11Cameron Kennedy?

  No, don't do that, apples, bananas, oranges, boom, apples, bananas, oranges, I go, nope, alright.

• 43:18Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, so, when we were young, stupid things. No, I am gonna confess something that I did whenever I was a kid, other than me being a wolf, and that's a fact.

• 43:29Peyton Hardin?

  My senior year of high school. What?

• 43:33Cameron Kennedy?

  That was eight years ago. Not a kid. You were a grown man.

• 43:36Peyton Hardin?

  No, I wasn't grown. Pierce isn't a grown man.

• 43:38Cameron Kennedy?

  You did things that were illegal, you drove a car, and you made love.

• 43:41Peyton Hardin?

  That's a grown man.

• 43:42Cameron Kennedy?

  I didn't pay taxes.

• 43:43Peyton Hardin?

  The only thing you didn't do is pay taxes. Okay, so I was a senior in high school, and this is 100% a true story, right?

• 43:51Peyton Hardin?

  We had this thing, like, I don't know what it was, it was like a senior bash or something, like, end of the graduation, where it was like, the whole school goes to the theater and seniors put on, like, you volunteer to put on, like, it's a talent show, basically.

• 44:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, God.

• 44:07Peyton Hardin?

  And you go up there and you try to do something, your last hurrah, right? We had kids sing, we had kids that danced, we had kids that, what else can you do, really? Sing and dance.

• 44:19Cameron Kennedy?

  They're like juggling or something?

• 44:21Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, like, like that.

• 44:22Cameron Kennedy?

  And you're 18!

• 44:23Peyton Hardin?

  And we had actually, like, great singers at my school, like, ended up getting record deals, like, they're great singers.

• 44:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 44:27Peyton Hardin?

  Good dancers too, that are like, professional dancers now. I always wanted to show the school I had something else than, other than basketball. This was my East High, Troy Bolton, you know?

• 44:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Last dance.

• 44:45Peyton Hardin?

  I'm breaking free. Right? I'm soaring, I'm flying. And in my mind, in my mind, I was gonna have that moment, where everybody was like, "Oh my God, Peyton's up on stage," but then,

• 44:57Cameron Kennedy?

  "We're breaking free!" And then there we go.

• 45:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Goes bananas.

• 45:03Peyton Hardin?

  In my lab coat. So, but I can't sing. I knew that I couldn't sing. But one thing I always did at my family parties was magic.

• 45:14Peyton Hardin?

  And I'm not podding right now. I'm not podding.

• 45:19Cameron Kennedy?

  You had better be lying. You have, you've got to be lying.

• 45:27Peyton Hardin?

  Well, this is what happened. I was like, I gotta figure out, because I can do hand, I can do head-up magic.

• 45:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God.

• 45:35Peyton Hardin?

  Like, one-on-one, I can get you, I can put lipstick on your palm, I can change your card. I was working on reading minds, I couldn't get that one, I could barely figure out what was going on on my own. But I had to learn a trick that could get like 700 people.

• 45:49Peyton Hardin?

  And I was like, I don't have the production that can do this.

• 45:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Or the funding.

• 45:52Peyton Hardin?

  So I asked my principal, I say, hey, I want to do magic at the, at the show. And actually, no one knows this, like, not even any of my classmates. I, so I went to my principal, Mr. Garcia at the time, what's up, dog? I said, hey, man, I'm trying to do magic. And he goes, okay, cool, like, what, you, you gotta vet what, you know, what you're gonna do. Like, don't set anything on fire. And I was like, oh, no, no, no, I'm, that's magic, I'm a real magician. Those are illusions, I do magic. So I was like, I need a camera and a big screen. And I was gonna do like a Promethean board, like, or like, you know, the little lamp things, where I was gonna do the card trick on the screen with a camera pointing down. Everybody could see in the theater.

• 46:37Peyton Hardin?

  And he said, uh, Peyton, we barely had money for our art department this year.

• 46:45Peyton Hardin?

  Burn in hell and get out of my office. So I didn't end up doing that.

• 46:51Peyton Hardin?

  But that's something I wanted to get off my chest because I saw it in my Google Docs the other day, I saw my high school Google Docs, and I was like writing out my, my show.

• 46:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Peyton, that, first off, that alone is an incredible story. And I was crying laughing. The, the, the, like, imagery in my mind of you asking a grown man, can I do magic? I want to do magic. An 18-year-old Peyton.

• 47:14Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 47:14Cameron Kennedy?

  When you're about to go be a collegiate athlete.

• 47:16Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yes, school is fully paid for.

• 47:17Cameron Kennedy?

  And you, you want to do magic.

• 47:19Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 47:19Cameron Kennedy?

  For 700 people.

• 47:21Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I still want to.

• 47:22Cameron Kennedy?

  You are, you are, you are a literal, literal, one-of-a-kind human being.

• 47:27Peyton Hardin?

  I haven't pitched this to you yet, but we are going on tour, tickets available now, link in the bio. Do I do it now on tour? Do we have Peyton's magic set?

• 47:37Peyton Hardin?

  Peyton's magic set?

• 47:38Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm, you're, you're, you gotta get vetted again? We gotta make sure this ends, not gonna go out there and you dud the show and everyone's like, what the? And you're just like, you're like, oh, it's been, been a couple of years. Pierce, hit that song. He just turned, just turned and just hits it.

• 47:54Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I'm like, ah, I'm gonna get my, take my shirt off. This will get a man.

• 47:59Peyton Hardin?

  Like, oh, God.

• 48:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, that would be lit, though.

• 48:02Peyton Hardin?

  It would be.

• 48:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Can I do the toothpick trick?

• 48:04Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yeah.

• 48:08Peyton Hardin?

  Dog, people, only if you had a magic book, they only understand.

• 48:14Cameron Kennedy?

  You've always had this weird thing with not eating candy and not having a sweet tooth after meals. I hate that. I still don't. Okay, you liter- but you literally just had chocolate 10 minutes ago. 10 minutes ago you ate a chocolate bar. That's not candy.

• 48:28Cameron Kennedy?

  More of a snack than anything. Chocolate? A chocolate bar is a snack. Chocolate's not candy. No. Chocolate. Cho- chocolate's not candy. No.

• 48:40Cameron Kennedy?

  So, so Halloween, people are- all of America and other parts of the world are passing out snacks. They're not passing out candy. They're passing out snacks. Just because you give it away on Halloween, that makes it candy? Uh, yeah, that means it's candy. It's literally Halloween. Okay, no. See, that's just a feature point. If I have a razor blade, that's not candy. You're, you're literally looking me in the eyes and telling me choc- you think chocolate is not candy? No. You're not being serious. Candy's gummy and sweet. Okay. I know you don't like these hierarchies, right? And these, these chain of commands and these trees of life. I hate when you explain things with so many words. There's, there's candy? No, no, no. You're gonna start talking to me with fewer words. Candy, gummies, chocolates. Over. Done. What are Pop Rocks?

• 49:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Candy, that'd be in the gummy section. They're not- okay, okay. Okay, gummy, hard candy, chocolate. Hard candy, gummy, candy, chocolate. Okay, you stop and slow down. What are you saying? There's candy, and a part of candy, chocolate, is, is literally like half of all candy. Okay, what's a snack? What would you consider a snack that's sweet that's not candy? Fruit. Fruit is a sweet snack that is not candy. What is fruit? Healthy. Fruit. Is fruit healthy? Relatively. So is chocolate. Chocolate is healthy for- oh. Chocolate is healthy for you, by the scientist.

• 50:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, if cho- I want you, I want you, Mr. Health Nut, to consume chocolate every day. Let's see how healthy you are. Let's see how healthy you become. Okay, my grandma is 94 and she sips red wine every day. Is red wine healthy for you? Yes, in small portions. And what do you eat red wine with? Steak. And chocolate. No. Yes, you do. It's part of the charcuterie. What kind of a crazy meal is your 90 year old grandma having every day? Oh no, we need to eat a- T-bone, red wine, and a chocolate bar. Okay, chewy granola bars. What is that? A snack or candy? That's snack. There's chocolate in it. Exactly! There's chocolate chips in it. So you're saying there's candy inside of a snack?

• 50:43Cameron Kennedy?

  That the identity of a granola bar is not candy. It is snack. Cam, they have granola bars- That are coated in chocolate. Is that candy? That, you said granola bars that are coated in chocolate. That is still a granola bar. They're making it better. They're making it sugary for the kids so the parents can spend money. No, but it's not. Chocolate is not candy. It's a snack. Choc- if choc- Candies are candies, are Jolly Ranchers, Pop Rocks- Hard candy, hard candy. Gummy worms- Soft candy. Licorice. Depends how old they are. Hard or soft candy? What? I was saying it was hard or soft. Licorice, I've had some, I've had some hard licorice. But it's candy. Yes. Chocolate is a snack. It's hearty. You, okay-

• 51:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Hearty meal. It's a hearty meal. It's not a hearty meal! It's hearty. No, it is- Chocolate is hearty. You, you literally are saying, the only two examples you've given me is a, first off, you're strangely obsessed with granola bars. You keep saying granola bars. Say- I said it once. There's, you said it twice. You said, "There's chocolate in granola bars and chocolate submerged granola bars." Okay. Take granola bars out of the equation. Just chocolate. Okay. Like Reese's, that's candy. Twix, candy. Snickers, candy. Three Musketeers, candy. Milky Way, candy. Those are candy bars. And they're chocolate. No. They're literally like- No, they have chocolate in them. No, no. It is like 90% chocolate with other things in it. No, there's nougat. Exactly. There's nuts. That's the 5 to 10%. Okay, but if I eat a straight up chocolate bar, just straight, the purest chocolate.

• 52:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Purest cut line. It's not uncut chocolate. If I get uncut chocolate- That's candy. It's a snack. If I get a bag of chocolate, it's a bag of snack. It's a snack of bag. Chocolate, chocolate and chips are the same category. No, they're not. Chocolate and chips are the same thing. No, they're not at all. Why? If you go to a concession stand and it says candy $4.50, you hold up a Snickers, how much is it gonna cost you? Cause it's a candy bar. It's not a candy bar. That's not a chocolate bar. It's a candy bar.

• 52:38Peyton Hardin?

  I just That's a candy bar, not a chocolate bar.

• 52:42Cameron Kennedy?

  It is 90% chocolate.

• 52:43Peyton Hardin?

  But it is a candy bar.

• 52:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Meaning chocolate is candy.

• 52:46Peyton Hardin?

  Listen, what are Three Musketeers under? Chocolate bars or candy bars? Answer it.

• 52:49Cameron Kennedy?

  It's all under candy. And you're saying it's not candy. You're screwing yourself.

• 52:52Peyton Hardin?

  No, listen to me.

• 52:52Cameron Kennedy?

  It's all under candy.

• 52:53Peyton Hardin?

  You're so red and you're looking a little racist.

• 52:54Cameron Kennedy?

  It's all under candy.

• 52:55Peyton Hardin?

  Look at me.

• 52:55Cameron Kennedy?

  All under candy.

• 52:56Peyton Hardin?

  Calm down and listen and internalize what I'm saying. Three Musketeers, Snickers, and Twix. Those are candy bars. Yes or no?

• 53:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 53:05Peyton Hardin?

  A Hershey's is a what?

• 53:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Candy bar.

• 53:08Peyton Hardin?

  It's a chocolate bar.

• 53:09Cameron Kennedy?

  That is a candy bar.

• 53:10Peyton Hardin?

  No, it is a chocolate bar. It's a different name. What else can you call a Snickers? What other category, what can you call it?

• 53:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Candy, chocolate.

• 53:17Peyton Hardin?

  No, you can only call it a candy bar, the item. You can only call a Snickers a candy bar.

• 53:21Cameron Kennedy?

  It is chocolate.

• 53:23Peyton Hardin?

  You're not, you're just saying words to me.

• 53:25Cameron Kennedy?

  You're just saying words.

• 53:26Peyton Hardin?

  You can only, you can only call a Snickers a candy bar. Yes or no?

• 53:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, or a Snickers.

• 53:32Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly, the brand name. But I'm saying what the thing is.

• 53:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, candy bar.

• 53:37Peyton Hardin?

  A Hershey's, you can only call it what?

• 53:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Candy bar.

• 53:43Peyton Hardin?

  You can't call it a chocolate bar?

• 53:44Cameron Kennedy?

  You can call it a chocolate bar.

• 53:45Peyton Hardin?

  Because it is a chocolate bar.

• 53:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Because it's a bar of chocolate, which is healthy for you, which is a snack, and it's the same as a chip. Then why is it sold in the fucking candy aisle next to the rest of them?

• 53:52Peyton Hardin?

  It's not, it's not.

• 53:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Why is it sold in the candy aisle?

• 53:54Peyton Hardin?

  It's not, it's not, it's not. It's, it's, it's genuinely not.

• 53:58Cameron Kennedy?

  You're lying to me in Christ.

• 54:00Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not.

• 54:00Cameron Kennedy?

  A Hershey's bar is not.

• 54:01Peyton Hardin?

  It's in the same, it's in the same amount of chips.

• 54:03Cameron Kennedy?

  When you go to Target to buy your gallon water, your trash bags, and your weird utensils, and you go to the exit, right? And you're checking out, and you turn to your right. There's not a Hershey's bar right there? Next to everything else?

• 54:13Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 54:14Cameron Kennedy?

  In the candy section they have at the checkout for people to get sweet tos and impulse buys at the very end.

• 54:19Peyton Hardin?

  You know what else they have there? Beef jerky, dumb.

• 54:22Cameron Kennedy?

  All with the candy in the same case, in the same section.

• 54:25Peyton Hardin?

  It's all right, it's all right there on the same shelf.

• 54:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, then let's do this, Mr. Semantics. If you go to the candy aisle, can you buy a Hershey's on it?

• 54:32Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 54:32Cameron Kennedy?

  You're fucking lying. Oh my God, you're lying.

• 54:34Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's in the chip aisle.

• 54:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God, it's.

• 54:36Peyton Hardin?

  It's in the chip aisle. What's the difference between a chip and a candy?

• 54:40Cameron Kennedy?

  What's the difference between a chip and a candy?

• 54:42Peyton Hardin?

  What's the difference?

• 54:43Cameron Kennedy?

  One's, uh, sweet. One's made to be candy. One is based around sugar. One is not. One is potato.

• 54:50Peyton Hardin?

  You can get chocolate with.

• 54:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Starch, salty.

• 54:52Peyton Hardin?

  Can you get chocolate without sugar in it?

• 54:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Can you get chocolate without sugar in it?

• 54:58Peyton Hardin?

  Answer me.

• 54:58Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 55:02Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, and whenever I get this right, I want you to kneel before me.

• 55:05Cameron Kennedy?

  So you can get candy without sugar in it too? But you just said candy. Chocolate is candy.

• 55:11Peyton Hardin?

  You said it's sugar. You, I'm using what you said. It's sugar. It's candy. Is what you said.

• 55:18Peyton Hardin?

  Watch this chat. Can you get a sugar? Uh, I can't spell. Can you get a sugar free choc- how do you spell that? Chocolate bar? Can you get a, uh, um? Hershey's Zero Sugar? Top 10 best sugar-free chocolate bars? Of 2025.

• 55:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Since we're using Google.

• 55:42Peyton Hardin?

  Kneel before thy name.

• 55:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Since we're using Google.

• 55:45Peyton Hardin?

  Kneel before me.

• 55:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Since we're using Google, you should s- you should simply look up, is chocolate candy?

• 55:51Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 55:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, that's weird.

• 55:53Peyton Hardin?

  Cause I want the comments to say what they have to say.

• 55:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Chocolate is 100% candy.

• 55:58Peyton Hardin?

  It's wrong. You're wrong. And, and I hate to be you in 2025. I would, uh, genuinely, genuinely, my, like, if I had a genie and I were you, I'd say, I don't want to be Cam in 2025. Cause I'm losing.

• 56:09Cameron Kennedy?

  You actually looked me in the eye and said that Hershey bars are not on the candy aisle.

• 56:13Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 56:14Cameron Kennedy?

  And, but you're lying. You're choosing to lie right now.

• 56:17Peyton Hardin?

  Flour.

• 56:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I don't care about any other example. Is Hershey on the candy?

• 56:21Peyton Hardin?

  Flour is in the spice section. Is flour a spice?

• 56:25Cameron Kennedy?

  First off, flour's not in the spice section. Where the f**k do you shop? Flour's on the baking aisle. With flour.

• 56:31Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, okay.

• 56:32Cameron Kennedy?

  There's a whole section of flour.

• 56:33Peyton Hardin?

  Flour, flour and ice, and flour, flour and cake icing are in the same section, right? Are they both the same thing?

• 56:42Cameron Kennedy?

  They're on the same aisle.

• 56:43Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly. So just because something's in the same aisle, doesn't mean it's the same thing. So shut up.

• 56:50Peyton Hardin?

  God, you keep, God, I work too hard.

• 56:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Chocolate's candy. 100%. Please, God, if y'all let me lose this, if you let me lose this, you don't even, you just don't love me, you love him more. That, that, that's a question for you.

• 57:02Peyton Hardin?

  Speaking of chocolate. Genuine question, though. Don't understand how chocolate is made. Have you ever thought about that? Where are we getting this chocolate from?

• 57:11Cameron Kennedy?

  I know there's cocoa. And there's cacao.

• 57:15Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 57:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Cocoa, beans.

• 57:17Peyton Hardin?

  And then what was the second one you said?

• 57:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Cacao.

• 57:20Peyton Hardin?

  Cows?

• 57:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Cacao. It's like C A C A O.

• 57:22Peyton Hardin?

  I thought it was like a cow with a stutter on it.

• 57:24Cameron Kennedy?

  It was like moo.

• 57:29Peyton Hardin?

  Mu, mu, mu, mu.

• 57:32Peyton Hardin?

  That thing would have some strong beef.

• 57:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Instead, instead of, instead of milk, he just eat, you milk him with...

• 57:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Whack, whack.

• 57:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, you thought I was saying cow with a stutter.

• 57:49Peyton Hardin?

  Mu, mu, mu, mu. That's, okay, now it's starting to get bad.

• 57:52Cameron Kennedy?

  I said a cow.

• 57:53Peyton Hardin?

  No, I had a stutter for a little bit.

• 57:56Cameron Kennedy?

  I have a stutter.

• 57:57Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, dude.

• 57:58Cameron Kennedy?

  You did not have a stutter.

• 57:58Peyton Hardin?

  No, but it's because one of my closest friends had one, and you know when you like get around for somebody? No, no, is this too much?

• 58:04Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I, it's that, I was relating with you. One of my friends had a stutter and I tried to stutter on purpose to make him feel more included.

• 58:10Peyton Hardin?

  No, that's strange and wrong, and your mom should have taught you better.

• 58:13Cameron Kennedy?

  But that was, but I did it outside of my house, I never told her about it.

• 58:16Peyton Hardin?

  That's, okay.

• 58:17Cameron Kennedy?

  My friend would stutter in front of me, so, but I was young though, it was all out of a genuine heart.

• 58:20Peyton Hardin?

  No, yes, everything, because we were kids, everything was genuine.

• 58:22Cameron Kennedy?

  He would stutter in front of me, and he felt bad, so I'd go, "N-n-n-no problem." And I would do it back to him, to try to make him, to make sure everything was good. To try to make him feel...

• 58:31Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know.

• 58:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 58:33Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know. I don't know if it can.

• 58:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, it can, okay.

• 58:36Peyton Hardin?

  It can.

• 58:37Cameron Kennedy?

  But...

• 58:38Peyton Hardin?

  No, that, but you know like whenever you're around for somebody long enough, you get like their laugh?

• 58:42Cameron Kennedy?

  You pick up their traits.

• 58:43Peyton Hardin?

  No, you like, you, like you, you're around your friends long enough, you start to pick up their laugh.

• 58:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 58:46Peyton Hardin?

  It was like the same thing, like, so I got a little bit of one, like, just being around him for so long? Because he's like genuinely like one of my close friends, and so I started to stutter a little bit too.

• 58:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Like...

• 58:56Peyton Hardin?

  We were at each other every day.

• 58:58Cameron Kennedy?

  But how much is a little bit?

• 58:59Peyton Hardin?

  Just like, would I be a...

• 59:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Like a couple times a day, or like a couple times a conversation?

• 59:03Peyton Hardin?

  Day.

• 59:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 59:04Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. What was I saying?

• 59:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Cows. Okay, but generally, where does chocolate come from?

• 59:10Peyton Hardin?

  That's a hell of a question, like, I know, okay, it's a bean.

• 59:14Cameron Kennedy?

  It's a bean.

• 59:15Peyton Hardin?

  Right?

• 59:15Cameron Kennedy?

  And then, now, after that is basically where my knowledge stops.

• 59:19Peyton Hardin?

  Like, how does that, how does a bean turn into a beautiful Hershey kiss?

• 59:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, I don't know, I don't know.

• 59:25Peyton Hardin?

  And there's no crunchy nut in my, in my, in my chocolate.

• 59:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Unless I get the almond version, if you do that... Golly, you're just not living life. You're not living correctly. If you buy almond chocolate, you're not living correctly.

• 59:37Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, your house needs wellness checks.

• 59:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, 100%. Someone's in your basement. But, I don't, that's a beautiful question.

• 59:43Peyton Hardin?

  Never understood it.

• 59:44Cameron Kennedy?

  How do you think it works? If you had to guess. They had, what do you, is it like a melting down? Obviously.

• 59:49Peyton Hardin?

  It's like fairy.

• 59:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, they're like.

• 59:52Peyton Hardin?

  Never understood it, and it's just so strange to me, all the variations of chocolate we can have and have that much of it. Cause you've never, I've never been to a store that didn't have chocolate in it, ever. You can go to Dick's Sporting Goods, you can buy a chocolate.

• 1:00:03Cameron Kennedy?

  100%.

• 1:00:04Peyton Hardin?

  Everywhere you go, you eat chocolate.

• 1:00:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. Oh my god.

• 1:00:09Peyton Hardin?

  Episode gave me anxiety.

• 1:00:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Is choc- Oh my god. Is chocolate like, kinda like the new, like a new age and more mainstream, like dinosaur?

• 1:00:18Peyton Hardin?

  What do you mean?

• 1:00:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Like ultimate money grabber. It's everywhere. You just proved a point. You can go anywhere and you can buy chocolate.

• 1:00:24Peyton Hardin?

  But chocolate's real.

• 1:00:25Cameron Kennedy?

  No, well, yeah, the big part of it is it, no, it's there. But it's, why is it everywhere?

• 1:00:31Peyton Hardin?

  Cause it's not real.

• 1:00:32Cameron Kennedy?

  It's everywhere.

• 1:00:33Peyton Hardin?

  Maybe it's not real. Maybe we're not eating chocolate. Look, what is chocolate?

• 1:00:36Cameron Kennedy?

  That's what I'm saying.

• 1:00:37Peyton Hardin?

  Like, what is the father of chocolate?

• 1:00:38Cameron Kennedy?

  That's what I'm saying.

• 1:00:39Peyton Hardin?

  Like, I know-

• 1:00:40Cameron Kennedy?

  And you just said there's so many different kinds.

• 1:00:41Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly. Like, I know, paper is from trees. Like, we go outside, which I'm still, if you are.

• 1:00:46Cameron Kennedy?

  That's, yeah.

• 1:00:47Peyton Hardin?

  But like, honey is from bees. I know where that comes from.

• 1:00:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 1:00:50Peyton Hardin?

  Who's the chocolate daddy? Like, where are they reproducing the chocolate from?

• 1:00:54Cameron Kennedy?

  It's the beans, the cocoa beans and the cacao, and now from there though-

• 1:00:57Peyton Hardin?

  Stop saying that.

• 1:00:57Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know where it gets from.

• 1:00:59Peyton Hardin?

  I know there's some milk in it, right?

• 1:01:01Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know.

• 1:01:02Peyton Hardin?

  And there's so much milk out there.

• 1:01:03Cameron Kennedy?

  And how's our white chocolate? I know those beans aren't white.

• 1:01:06Peyton Hardin?

  We just met white chocolate.

• 1:01:07Cameron Kennedy?

  We did, and white chocolate coached me.

• 1:01:09Peyton Hardin?

  Cool guy.

• 1:01:10Cameron Kennedy?

  But there's white chocolate, there's brown choc- First off, who decides the level of the dark?

• 1:01:15Peyton Hardin?

  Have you ever seen that? Probably y'all. Y'all started that whole thing a couple of years ago. That was probably y'all.

• 1:01:21Cameron Kennedy?

  There's like percentages on the dark chocolate. It's like, this is 80% dark chocolate.

• 1:01:25Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, dude, there's certain dark, dark, dark, dark chocolate that I don't like.

• 1:01:28Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't, I agree, but I don't like dark chocolate.

• 1:01:30Peyton Hardin?

  Of course you do.

• 1:01:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh damn, you said it.

• 1:01:32Peyton Hardin?

  God, that's a setup.

• 1:01:37Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not even kidding. Chocolate is, I would, I would argue, chocolate is one of the most accessible things ever.

• 1:01:43Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, and we don't know where it's from.

• 1:01:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro.

• 1:01:46Peyton Hardin?

  Somebody find that out. Anybody work at the chocolate factory?

• 1:01:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Why is it? Yeah, where's, where's Charlie, too?

• 1:01:55Cameron Kennedy?

  You know, I saw this thing on Twitter, and I'm just gonna ask you, straight up as it is, it's a scenario. Okay. Okay. You have to take a third grade math exam. That is, that is three hours long. No. Yes. They don't have them on screen. Caveat, you have to score 96% or higher, right? If you score 96% or higher, you get a million dollars untaxed. Oh, God. Immediately. If you don't score 96% or higher, life in prison, no questions asked.

• 1:02:26Cameron Kennedy?

  No questions, I get my butt ready. Um, I'm not, I'm not passing it. Oh, oh, if you got thrown into this room, you got kidnapped, you're thrown into this room, they go third grade math for three hours, we give you a million dollars, or you go to prison for life. Oh, dude, I don't know. 96% or higher. Generally, I don't know if I would pass a third grade math test. Brother, it's third grade. Should we try it? Should we try it? You wanna try a third grade math? I wanna see if I'm gonna get a million dollars or life in prison. I do wanna see how I do. Let's try it right now. Alright, you wanna see if you're gonna get a million dollars, or if you're gonna spend the rest of your miserable life in prison? Here we go. Okay. Third grade math. Third, Ms. Winkler, this is for you. And you, so 96%. I don't know what that is. I'd be willing to, I would venture to say, if you miss one of these questions, you failed. I'm going to jail. Cause we're only gonna ask maybe no more than 10. Okay, let's go. Very small.

• 1:03:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Here we go. You and your mom go to see a movie. I love these questions. I've never seen a movie with my mom. I've never been to a movie theater with my mom. What? She doesn't like movies. Oh my God, crazy side. Crazy stat. Here we go. You and your mom go see a movie, the movie starts at 6:45. I hate the 45s, dude, the quarters and all that, I've never been good. The movie lasted for one hour and 15 minutes. Which time is the closest to the time the movie ended? Wait, what time did it start? Started at 6:45, it's an hour and 15 long. 8 o'clock. 8 o'clock is correct, there you go. Thank God it was two fives, cause it makes 10. I remembered that, I remembered that from third grade. That stressed me out. Okay. I still have my freedom. Samuel bought six... What? Now what are you gonna say about my dog Sam? Hate that name, just say Sam.

• 1:03:57Peyton Hardin?

  Samuel. Sam. Samuel bought seven bags of apples. So many S's. Each ba-

• 1:04:03Peyton Hardin?

  Too many S's, say different words. You go, "They're intentionally trying to confuse these children." Seven Sams and six. Samuel bought- Seven Sams had six in a Sally wagon. Here we go. Seven- Damn, man, you got me confused. Samuel bought seven sacks of apples.

• 1:04:18Peyton Hardin?

  How many apples were each sack? Seven- Samuel bought seven sacks of apples. Each sack of apples contained six apples. Cut! How many apples are there total? Seven times six. Yes. Can I get a paper? You're- You're- No, I've always had problems with eights and sevens. You're about to go to prison. You're about to go to jail forever! Seven times six is really great, because seven times six is forty-eight.

• 1:04:43Peyton Hardin?

  There's a rhyme, right? Seven times six. You're gonna f- Oh. Oh, my god! I'm theirs in jail. I'm gonna be theirs. I'm gonna belong to some man.

• 1:04:59Peyton Hardin?

  Here we go. Seven times six. Stop saying this. Five, ten, fifteen, twenty, twenty-five, thirty, thirty-five. Thirty-five plus seven. Thirty-six, thirty-seven, thirty-eight, thirty-nine, forty, forty-one, forty-two. You see how I got there, though? You see how I got there, though? You see how I worked that out, teach?

• 1:05:21Peyton Hardin?

  I mean, you need no white boy cook. Why was that the top? A lot of shit in my neck just pops. Hey, we're good. Luckily, my- Here we go. Simply solve the equation. Stop with the S's! Stop it!

• 1:05:35Peyton Hardin?

  It's literally written like that, I'm not adding words. It said Samuel bought seven sacks of apples. And he had six sacks.

• 1:05:43Peyton Hardin?

  Sorry, here we go. Simply solve the equation. Thirty-two divided by eight. Are you kidding me? Wait, six times eight is really great, because six times eight is forty-eight, no. But what is his thought process on that? Eight times four. It's thirty-two. Okay, so thirty-two divided by eight. Four. There you go! We're rocking, we're rolling. I was getting- I was getting the groove whenever tunes get involved. That's how they used to have to teach me. That's how they taught me my name. We're rocking and rolling. What? Pay in, and I- and they're like, "Oh, eh eh eh." It's a whole thing we had to do. And they give me out of my diaper list. You were- At six. "Don't sh- yourself, you dirty b-" And I'll be like, "Yeah, yeah, yeah."

• 1:06:26Peyton Hardin?

  10, 12, 13, bitch? I'll be like, "Go to the toilet." Off that song. Here we go.

• 1:06:34Cameron Kennedy?

  At 6 years old?

• 1:06:35Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Alright. Hey, you're still good so far.

• 1:06:39Peyton Hardin?

  I'm still good. I'm still good. I'm not in jail.

• 1:06:41Cameron Kennedy?

  You're not in prison yet.

• 1:06:41Peyton Hardin?

  Here we go.

• 1:06:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Yet. A teacher bought 18 red markers and 6 boxes of blue markers. Each box had 10 blue markers. What was the total number of markers the teacher bought?

• 1:06:52Peyton Hardin?

  Too much information. You gotta say that again a lot slower. My brain could definitely not...

• 1:06:58Cameron Kennedy?

  She buys 18 red markers.

• 1:07:00Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, 18 red markers.

• 1:07:02Cameron Kennedy?

  18 red markers. She buys 6 boxes of blue markers.

• 1:07:07Peyton Hardin?

  So she didn't buy boxes of the red ones?

• 1:07:10Cameron Kennedy?

  She bought solo packs of reds, 18 numbers. She bought 6 boxes.

• 1:07:15Peyton Hardin?

  You're not helping.

• 1:07:17Cameron Kennedy?

  18 red.

• 1:07:18Peyton Hardin?

  So she just bought 18 individual markers?

• 1:07:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 1:07:21Peyton Hardin?

  But then she decides to go with the packs of blues?

• 1:07:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:25Peyton Hardin?

  She's just being difficult.

• 1:07:26Cameron Kennedy?

  She is being difficult.

• 1:07:26Peyton Hardin?

  Who buys 18 loose markers?

• 1:07:28Cameron Kennedy?

  And she's doing that to make your life possibly go to prison?

• 1:07:31Peyton Hardin?

  Genuinely, who buys loose markers?

• 1:07:33Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't even know how you do that.

• 1:07:34Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Who sells 1 marker?

• 1:07:35Peyton Hardin?

  It's like the DVDs in the middle of Walmart.

• 1:07:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, and you go, "The $5 movie box." She buys 18 red markers.

• 1:07:41Peyton Hardin?

  Individuals.

• 1:07:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Individuals.

• 1:07:42Peyton Hardin?

  18 red markers.

• 1:07:44Cameron Kennedy?

  6 boxes of blue markers.

• 1:07:45Peyton Hardin?

  How many are in a box?

• 1:07:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Each box contains 10 blue markers.

• 1:07:48Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, so she has 18 plus 10.

• 1:07:51Peyton Hardin?

  Markers. She has 28 markers at this point. Keep going. Keep going.

• 1:07:57Cameron Kennedy?

  How many markers does she have total?

• 1:08:00Peyton Hardin?

  28 markers.

• 1:08:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, you're going to prison?

• 1:08:04Peyton Hardin?

  No, no.

• 1:08:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 1:08:05Peyton Hardin?

  Wait.

• 1:08:06Cameron Kennedy?

  You're going to...

• 1:08:07Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not.

• 1:08:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Jail.

• 1:08:08Peyton Hardin?

  No, say it again.

• 1:08:09Cameron Kennedy?

  A teacher bought 18 red markers.

• 1:08:11Peyton Hardin?

  Right, she has 18 markers.

• 1:08:12Cameron Kennedy?

  And she bought 6 boxes of blue markers. Each box has 10 markers in it.

• 1:08:17Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, 60. So 60 blues, 18 reds, 78 markers.

• 1:08:22Cameron Kennedy?

  He's a free man again! He's a free man!

• 1:08:25Peyton Hardin?

  Oh snap for me.

• 1:08:26Cameron Kennedy?

  It's in a jazz club. Final question to determine if you're going to prison or if you get a milli untaxed. Third grade math. A jar is full of nickels and dimes.

• 1:08:36Peyton Hardin?

  Careful. A jar is full of nickels and dimes, how big's a jar?

• 1:08:40Cameron Kennedy?

  It doesn't matter. There's 368 nickels in the jar.

• 1:08:45Peyton Hardin?

  And ni- okay.

• 1:08:46Cameron Kennedy?

  368 nickels.

• 1:08:48Peyton Hardin?

  Careful.

• 1:08:49Cameron Kennedy?

  There are 109 more dimes than there are nickels.

• 1:08:53Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:08:54Cameron Kennedy?

  How, what is the total number of nickels and dimes in the jar?

• 1:08:57Peyton Hardin?

  368.

• 1:09:00Peyton Hardin?

  368.

• 1:09:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 1:09:03Peyton Hardin?

  There's 368 nickels.

• 1:09:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Do you want a whiteboard?

• 1:09:05Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, give me that one. 368 nickels, hurry up before I lose it, give me that one.

• 1:09:11Peyton Hardin?

  Give me that, no, don't throw. Three, okay.

• 1:09:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Before I forget, you smell like baby urine.

• 1:09:18Peyton Hardin?

  No, this thing's so hot, such a hot. So there's 368. Nickels.

• 1:09:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Nickels. 368 nickels.

• 1:09:30Peyton Hardin?

  368 nickels, 368 in. And there's 109.

• 1:09:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Quarters?

• 1:09:38Peyton Hardin?

  Dimes. Dimes.

• 1:09:42Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no, I'm so sorry. It's 368 nickels, there's 109 more dimes than there is nickels. How many total nickels and dimes are in the jar?

• 1:09:53Peyton Hardin?

  And we're looking for how many? We're looking for how many nickels and dimes there are. That's what we're trying to find.

• 1:09:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, we're looking for Indy.

• 1:10:03Peyton Hardin?

  Easy.

• 1:10:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Easy.

• 1:10:07Cameron Kennedy?

  He started tapping, he said.

• 1:10:11Cameron Kennedy?

  So I'm gonna read it one more time.

• 1:10:12Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, your voice confuses me and it stresses me out.

• 1:10:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 1:10:15Peyton Hardin?

  So there's.

• 1:10:15Cameron Kennedy?

  That's fair.

• 1:10:16Peyton Hardin?

  There's 368 nickels. And there's 109 more dimes. So let's do that. Let's do 368 plus 109.

• 1:10:26Peyton Hardin?

  Four.

• 1:10:28Peyton Hardin?

  Six.

• 1:10:31Peyton Hardin?

  Seventeen.

• 1:10:34Peyton Hardin?

  Right, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, wait, seventeen.

• 1:10:41Peyton Hardin?

  Four thousand, six hundred, seventeen.

• 1:10:45Peyton Hardin?

  Four thousand, six hundred, seventeen total quarters. I mean, it's three, four hundred and sixteen thousand.

• 1:10:52Peyton Hardin?

  Four hundred and sixteen, seven, four hundred, four thousand, six hundred and seventeen nickels and dimes. That's a big jar.

• 1:10:58Cameron Kennedy?

  You're going to jail.

• 1:10:59Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, okay, no, it confused me because I was writing upside down. Three hundred and sixty-eight, plus one hundred and nine.

• 1:11:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I, I don't think you can do that.

• 1:11:07Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, it's because I went backwards.

• 1:11:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I don't think you can do that anymore. I thought you forgot the fine art of that.

• 1:11:11Peyton Hardin?

  Um, seventeen, carry that, seven, four hundred and seventy-seven.

• 1:11:21Cameron Kennedy?

  That's your, that's your final?

• 1:11:24Peyton Hardin?

  Is it?

• 1:11:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Here we go, I'll give you.

• 1:11:28Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 1:11:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. You get one last read-through.

• 1:11:31Peyton Hardin?

  And so we're done with one oh nine now.

• 1:11:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Correct.

• 1:11:34Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, so we have all our numbers.

• 1:11:37Peyton Hardin?

  So three hundred and sixty-eight dimes. Three hundred and sixty-eight nickels, right? Yeah.

• 1:11:44Peyton Hardin?

  We had a hundred and nine more dimes, that means there are four hundred and seventy-seven dimes. Four thousand wasn't even close. So four seventy-seven.

• 1:11:54Peyton Hardin?

  Seven plus eight is really great because seven plus nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen.

• 1:12:01Peyton Hardin?

  Six plus seven, me, oh no, I could just do seven plus seven, that'd be fourteen. Put that there, four plus four, that'd be eight.

• 1:12:10Peyton Hardin?

  I'm trying to see if we're done with everything.

• 1:12:14Peyton Hardin?

  Eight hundred and forty-five, nickels and dimes?

• 1:12:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Ladies and gentlemen, wherever you are sitting right now, stand up, fuck up and congratulate him, he's not going to prison!

• 1:12:22Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah!

• 1:12:22Cameron Kennedy?

  He's a free man, he's a millionaire, eight forty-five, let's go! I told you you could do it, now imagine, literally imagine, two hours and forty-five minutes more of that. Now we're talking prison time. Now we're talking jail.

• 1:12:35Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, they put some hormones in the kids' milk nowadays.

• 1:12:37Cameron Kennedy?

  They're getting there? Oh, 100% do. Those kids are sipping HGH fresh off the wake up. You know what I thought about the other day?

• 1:12:44Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 1:12:44Cameron Kennedy?

  I could, I could literally shut you down with a bowl of cereal and an ice cream sandwich.

• 1:12:49Peyton Hardin?

  How?

• 1:12:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Shut you down. I could end you. I could end you with an ice cream sandwich and a glass of milk. And you would literally be uninhabitable. You'd be dead on the ground. I could end your life. I genuinely had that thought the other day. I was driving.

• 1:13:01Peyton Hardin?

  Cause I'm lactose?

• 1:13:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Cause you're super lactose.

• 1:13:04Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:04Cameron Kennedy?

  If I, if I faked you out, if I hit a little crossover and I said, "Ice cream sandwich, glass of milk", you'd be done.

• 1:13:08Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god, that'd be so bad.

• 1:13:10Cameron Kennedy?

  You'd be like...

• 1:13:12Peyton Hardin?

  And that, and that proves that chocolate is not a candy. An ice cream sandwich.

• 1:13:18Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 1:13:19Peyton Hardin?

  What's ice cream sandwich?

• 1:13:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Ice cream sandwich, ice cream.

• 1:13:23Peyton Hardin?

  With, with what else?

• 1:13:25Cameron Kennedy?

  You think that's, you think that's chocolate on the outside of an ice cream sandwich? You, you think that's actual chocolate on the outside of an ice cream sandwich?

• 1:13:33Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 1:13:34Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know, I don't know which one of us is more stupid right now.

• 1:13:38Peyton Hardin?

  Kim, are you, what is on the outside of an ice cream sandwich? What's the bread part of the ice cream sandwich? What's the sandwich?

• 1:13:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, what's the bread part? What did you say? What's the bread part? You think that's just hard chocolate? And it, and it's magically fluffy?

• 1:13:51Peyton Hardin?

  It's fluffy chocolate. There's, there's different variations of chocolate. It's like a graham cracker chocolate. It's like chocolate graham cracker.

• 1:13:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Am I dumb? A chocolate, if it, if it's a chocolate graham cracker, it's not chocolate. It's...

• 1:14:04Peyton Hardin?

  No, but it's like, no, I'm not...

• 1:14:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Flavored graham cracker.

• 1:14:06Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 1:14:06Cameron Kennedy?

  You said, you said it's chocolate.

• 1:14:08Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's chocolate, just designed.

• 1:14:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, just airy and fluffy?

• 1:14:11Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, it's airy chocolate, it's like a muffin. Chocolate muffin.

• 1:14:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Chocolate!

• 1:14:15Peyton Hardin?

  Muffin. Chocolate's not a flavor, chocolate is a thing.

• 1:14:20Cameron Kennedy?

  And that thing is candy. Chocolate is a sweet candy.

• 1:14:24Peyton Hardin?

  No, stay on what we're saying. What is on the outside of an ice cream sandwich?

• 1:14:27Cameron Kennedy?

  It's not chocolate.

• 1:14:28Peyton Hardin?

  What is it? What flavor is that?

• 1:14:29Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't even know, no, it's flavored chocolate, but it's not chocolate.

• 1:14:31Peyton Hardin?

  Chocolate isn't a flavor.

• 1:14:32Cameron Kennedy?

  You, chocolate is a flavor.

• 1:14:34Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's not. You can't get chocolate flavored something. You're either getting chocolate or you're not getting chocolate. There's no flavored chocolate.

• 1:14:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Not true.

• 1:14:39Peyton Hardin?

  Kim, that's 100% a fact. You're gonna piss me off at the end of the episode. You're gonna piss me off.

• 1:14:42Cameron Kennedy?

  There's literal chocolate syrup. There's chocolate milk.

• 1:14:44Peyton Hardin?

  And what is chocolate syrup?

• 1:14:45Cameron Kennedy?

  There's chocolate milk.

• 1:14:46Peyton Hardin?

  It's, it's, that's chocolate.

• 1:14:47Cameron Kennedy?

  There's chocolate milk.

• 1:14:48Peyton Hardin?

  Cause what's in it?

• 1:14:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Chocolate flavoring.

• 1:14:51Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's, chocolate is in there. It's melted chocolate. And milk.

• 1:14:56Cameron Kennedy?

  You've been so lied to. You've been so deceived. You think the bottles of the Hershey's syrup.

• 1:15:03Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, because what is Hershey's?

• 1:15:04Cameron Kennedy?

  You think they took their chocolate bars, just threw them in a microwave and then packaged it as syrup?

• 1:15:08Peyton Hardin?

  Well, I'm not sure what the meltdown process was, but yes.

• 1:15:12Peyton Hardin?

  Chocolate is not a flavor. Talk to me.

• 1:15:16Cameron Kennedy?

  You think that chocolate syrup is 100% chocolate and just melted down?

• 1:15:21Peyton Hardin?

  I'm asking you a question. Chocolate is not a flavor. Chocolate is a thing.

• 1:15:27Cameron Kennedy?

  That is, that concept right there is awful, what you're saying. There's things and then there's flavors of those things.

• 1:15:33Peyton Hardin?

  Is ketchup a flavor?

• 1:15:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Is ketchup a flavor? Yes. Ketchup is a condiment, but there's ketchup chips. Some of those Japanese Doritos, there's literally a ketchup version of it. That's like, that's like onion. Onion is a vegetable. There's onion flavoring.

• 1:15:48Peyton Hardin?

  There's nothing-

• 1:15:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Onion flavor. Sour cream and onion.

• 1:15:50Peyton Hardin?

  There's nothing chocolate that's labeled chocolate something that does not have chocolate in it? Because chocolate is an ingredient. You can use chocolate in anything.

• 1:15:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Everything, then everything's an ingredient?

• 1:16:01Peyton Hardin?

  That's not true.

• 1:16:02Cameron Kennedy?

  What is not an ingredient that you could use in something?

• 1:16:04Peyton Hardin?

  That you can use in everything? I said you could put chocolate in anything.

• 1:16:07Cameron Kennedy?

  You could put chocolate in meatloaf and it'd be good. It'd suffice.

• 1:16:10Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 1:16:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Then don't say that!

• 1:16:11Peyton Hardin?

  I'm saying that anything that is used for. Chocolate is not, chocolate is not- Chocolate's not a flavor and you're pissing me off. And I really don't want to be friends. I'm not going to your funeral, so. For your kid's graduation.

• 1:16:24Peyton Hardin?

  Chocolate, dude. Cam just hates chocolate. He's vanilla, vanilla, vanilla.

• 1:16:28Cameron Kennedy?

  No. Don't say that.

• 1:16:30Peyton Hardin?

  Nothing too dark.

• 1:16:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Don't say that.

• 1:16:32Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, yeah, I tried to give Malachi a chocolate bar. Cam was like, "Get that shit away from him."

• 1:16:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 1:16:36Peyton Hardin?

  And then I can't handle it.

• 1:16:38Cameron Kennedy?

  That's because he doesn't have teeth. That's not because of anything, and then no background noise?

• 1:16:40Peyton Hardin?

  And then Cam went into his diaper bag and pulled out the biggest vanilla platter I've ever seen. He was like, "Son, look, this color good."

• 1:16:48Peyton Hardin?

  Get us out of here. Get us out of here.

• 1:16:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Alright everybody, appreciate you coming back. Episode 160 of the You Should Know Podcast. He's insane, I'm a lunatic, and you are all crazy as well. We absolutely love you. Biggest announcement, most important announcement is the tour is finally here. All of the tickets are out, all of the tickets are available now. They are selling very rapidly.

• 1:17:15Peyton Hardin?

  I hope.

• 1:17:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I do too. But, if you want to get that, youshouldknowstudios.com. All the links for the different cities are there to go grab your tickets right now. We cannot wait for the tour, it's gonna be amazing, it's gonna be incredible.

• 1:17:27Peyton Hardin?

  Or you can just click the link at the top of the description, it's right there too. The tickets are right there, if you're on YouTube. Or if you're, if you are driving or whatever, just wait till you get home. www.youshouldknowstudios.com.

• 1:17:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Boo. Also, in both of our bios on Instagram, it is there. It's very easy to find, go find, get your tickets. Lastly, our Koala Club members, they have already bought their tickets. They've had their tickets for about a week now. They always get first access to any and everything we do, because they are in the Patreon. We love them. If you want to join that amazing family, that is also in the description. We absolutely love our Koala Club members.

• 1:18:00Peyton Hardin?

  Also, merch is available. If you're on YouTube, you can just click the merch down here below. There's tour merch, and you will get it in time before the show, so you can wear the Peyton vs. Cam World Tour merch. It's also available. Sorry, Malakai.

• 1:18:14Peyton Hardin?

  He didn't like it. Oh, we're gonna confuse the casuals, get you a comment with this week's secret code. Something about chocolate, right?

• 1:18:20Cameron Kennedy?

  C I C.

• 1:18:22Peyton Hardin?

  Chocolate?

• 1:18:22Cameron Kennedy?

  C I C.

• 1:18:23Peyton Hardin?

  Chocolate isn't candy.

• 1:18:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Wow, what a curveball.

• 1:18:27Peyton Hardin?

  We love you so much, I remember. Well, I had a tick while I was on Christmas. We'll see you next time, we'll see you on tour. Get your tickets.

• 1:18:34Cameron Kennedy?

  I just got played on my own part. Wow.

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