Fat Guy Breakfasts! w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

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• 0:00H. Foley?

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• 0:13Speaker 01

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• 0:22H. Foley?

  Find out if you're garbage. Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage?

• 0:30Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 0:30H. Foley?

  It's that little show. We sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find that they're good to be classy.

• 0:35Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 0:35H. Foley?

  They're just a big old piece of trash.

• 0:37Speaker 01

  Trash, trash, trash.

• 0:38H. Foley?

  I'm your host, Stacey Trolley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here with Toody's in the new addition. She's now doing a little extra work for that new Murder She Wrote spinoff.

• 0:46Speaker 01

  Yeah, well, that's okay. Good for her.

• 0:50H. Foley?

  It's called Murder You Wrote. Fuck!

• 0:55H. Foley?

  Yeah, I gotta laugh, so. My co-host's coming at you from across the table.

• 0:59Speaker 01

  I don't know why you're being so fucking antagonistic.

• 1:03H. Foley?

  This is what we call a family episode.

• 1:04Speaker 01

  Or enemy episode. You be the judge.

• 1:09H. Foley?

  Just the boys, the bozos, and the homies. Just the boys, the bozos, and the homies, just the way we like it. My co-host is coming at you from across the table. My best pal in the whole wide world. A lot of people say there's no heroes left in his universe. Kevin James Ryan.

• 1:22Speaker 01

  They're right.

• 1:25Speaker 01

  This guy next to me is a J.O. Uh, what's up, gang? Shout out to the... shout out to everybody. Thanks for tuning in. As always, just make sure you review, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube, full video available over there on Spotify, and the boys are climbing the charts.

• 1:38H. Foley?

  Climbing.

• 1:39Speaker 01

  Get your ladders out. The boys are climbing the charts. The show's

• 1:42H. Foley?

  Look out!

• 1:42Speaker 01

  Bigger than ever, and it's going up every week, gang. Get on the garbage train. We love yous. And obviously, the greatest website of all time, www.patreon.com/areyougarbage. You go over there, you get all that bonus content. You get the... you sign up today, you get the last five years of bonus content. I'm talking hard feelings. I'm talking AYG bonus episodes, the whole nine yards.

• 2:02H. Foley?

  A lot.

• 2:03Speaker 01

  A lot.

• 2:04H. Foley?

  Um, I don't know if you noticed, I... I keep... it's happening once a day now.

• 2:09Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 2:10H. Foley?

  Where I not only speak, something with my brain in my mouth is off. Or like, the last word is messed up.

• 2:20Speaker 01

  Sure, I have that a lot, too.

• 2:21H. Foley?

  It's not drugs, it's not alcohol or anything like that. It could be, but it could have been, but it's not.

• 2:29Speaker 02

  Sounds like it is.

• 2:29H. Foley?

  No.

• 2:30Speaker 01

  It doesn't sound like it's not.

• 2:32H. Foley?

  I'm just saying that I'm starting to get concerned that I do have like early Parkinson's or dementia or something like that.

• 2:39Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:40H. Foley?

  Like.

• 2:42Speaker 01

  What do you want from me? I don't know. I don't know.

• 2:44H. Foley?

  I don't know.

• 2:45Speaker 01

  Yeah, it could be for sure.

• 2:46H. Foley?

  So I gotta go in?

• 2:47Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:48H. Foley?

  God, that would suck.

• 2:49Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 2:51H. Foley?

  If I had dementia, would we still do the show?

• 2:53Speaker 01

  I mean, I would tell you if we were doing the show. You'd be in here with a cardboard cutout. I'd be on an island somewhere.

• 3:02H. Foley?

  That's a pretty good episode today, huh? Yeah.

• 3:04Speaker 01

  There'd be a hologram Kippy in here.

• 3:08Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 3:09H. Foley?

  Kippy's on a space station. Anyway.

• 3:12Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 3:12H. Foley?

  I heard you have some, something you ought to run by me. Is that right?

• 3:19H. Foley?

  Which my office door is always open to you.

• 3:21Speaker 01

  You seem to be, sometimes you make it seem like there's like production meetings that like, or like you've gotten snippets of information that's just, I don't have anything I want to run by you. I have a-

• 3:33H. Foley?

  Can I tell you this real quick?

• 3:34Speaker 01

  Sure. Yeah, I was, I wasn't in the middle of something. Uh, this wa- this water's so cold. I remember the first time I had cold water. It was 1972. My mom had just left me. She was wearing leather pants. Hey, play the hits, will you?

• 3:52Speaker 01

  I don't know what you were about to say, but I know I got it.

• 3:54H. Foley?

  No.

• 3:55Speaker 01

  I remember the first time I had Gobstopper.

• 3:57H. Foley?

  I've been drinking-

• 3:58Speaker 01

  I shoved it in my asshole. By the way, my son found my belly button recently.

• 4:02H. Foley?

  Whoa!

• 4:02Speaker 01

  Oh, man. He got a whiff of that thing down there. Yeah, ripe.

• 4:07H. Foley?

  Jeez. Cheesy, I bet.

• 4:08Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah. He got a finger in there. I slapped it out.

• 4:12H. Foley?

  Like Maury's Cheese Shop. I don't know where it's coming from. How are you supposed to eat in there? You ever been to a Maury's Cheese Shop?

• 4:18Speaker 02

  I just went recently.

• 4:19H. Foley?

  I know. They want you to have lunch in there.

• 4:21Speaker 01

  Oh, it's like eating a foot.

• 4:23H. Foley?

  It smells, yeah, it smells like feet in there. A little fucking Fabreeze, Maury.

• 4:27Speaker 01

  Hey, crack a windowbell. Um, yeah, I got, um, you know, as you know, we're, uh, we're dirtbags.

• 4:34H. Foley?

  Oh, yeah.

• 4:35Speaker 01

  Right?

• 4:35H. Foley?

  Oh, yeah.

• 4:36Speaker 01

  And, um...

• 4:37H. Foley?

  To the fullest, to the max, dude.

• 4:39Speaker 01

  Yeah, this was, uh... I mean, like, there was just multiple steps to this, and I didn't even realize it was happening until it was over, and I looked at it, and I was like, oof, that's a, hmm, that's the definition of jammed up.

• 4:56H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 4:57Speaker 01

  Look, run it.

• 5:01Speaker 01

  The toilet paper, a roll of toilet paper on the paper towel holder as paper towel.

• 5:08H. Foley?

  Whoa, first of all, I thought it was a mini baseball bat.

• 5:12Speaker 01

  What, you playing for the Trenton Thunder?

• 5:13H. Foley?

  What's going on there?

• 5:15Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 5:15H. Foley?

  Is that your house?

• 5:16Speaker 01

  Uh-huh.

• 5:17H. Foley?

  Who did that?

• 5:18Speaker 01

  I did.

• 5:18H. Foley?

  Why?

• 5:19Speaker 01

  Didn't even think about it. We were out of paper towel.

• 5:22H. Foley?

  Out of paper towels.

• 5:24Speaker 01

  Paper towel.

• 5:24H. Foley?

  Who says paper towel?

• 5:26Speaker 01

  I do. Yeah, paper towel.

• 5:28H. Foley?

  About four beer?

• 5:30Speaker 01

  I drink four, four or five beer.

• 5:31H. Foley?

  I love that guy. What do you think that guy's place smells like?

• 5:35Speaker 01

  I don't know, he could use a paper towel, though.

• 5:38H. Foley?

  I get four or five beer, two beer?

• 5:40Speaker 01

  Probably smells like Mary's.

• 5:41H. Foley?

  Not in this country.

• 5:42Speaker 01

  Um, I, uh, I was cleaning, wiping stuff that, you know, I, uh, and I needed some sort of absorbent paper product.

• 5:53H. Foley?

  You were cleaning?

• 5:55Speaker 01

  Yeah, you should try it sometime.

• 5:57H. Foley?

  I mean, that's even worse.

• 5:59Speaker 01

  Okay, but I don't have paper towel.

• 6:03Speaker 01

  So, I'm, I'm, I'm already, I already sprayed the, I already sprayed the counter down.

• 6:08H. Foley?

  All right.

• 6:09Speaker 01

  Right?

• 6:09H. Foley?

  Right.

• 6:10Speaker 01

  Now I go, I turn around, there's no paper towels.

• 6:12H. Foley?

  Right.

• 6:12Speaker 01

  I open it under the sink, I'm looking all everywhere.

• 6:15H. Foley?

  You go into the ba, under the sink in the kitchen?

• 6:18Speaker 01

  Not for the, not for the toilet paper. I'm looking for paper towel everywhere, and there is none, I go, fuck, I didn't buy a big one, because I was at a fucking CVS, so I just bought a two-pack. Like a dickhead. That last you an afternoon. You got a baby, a paper, two pack of paper towels don't get you out of the night.

• 6:37H. Foley?

  I love paper towels.

• 6:39Speaker 01

  So then, I just, and it's the shitty, it's Scott toilet paper. My wife's family were in town, they bought a fucking thirty-six pack of Scott. I got this shit for the rest of my life. You can't use it.

• 6:51H. Foley?

  I am so sick of that shit.

• 6:52Speaker 01

  Dude, it's one, it's single, but, so then I'm using it, I wipe, I use that to wipe down. And now I just, god, I, I, I need to like dry my hands and stuff. So that's-

• 7:04H. Foley?

  It's rough drying your hands with toilet paper.

• 7:06Speaker 01

  Dude, it just sticks to it and stuff.

• 7:08H. Foley?

  The little dingleberries get all over it.

• 7:10Speaker 01

  PJ called them the little rolled up joints.

• 7:13H. Foley?

  Yeah. It gets worse.

• 7:15Speaker 01

  G.I. Joe joints.

• 7:16H. Foley?

  I mean, the fact that you even put that on your counter is- If that was my house, yeah.

• 7:24Speaker 01

  What?

• 7:25H. Foley?

  That, if that was my house.

• 7:26Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 7:27H. Foley?

  That would be somewhat acceptable.

• 7:29Speaker 01

  That's acceptable, I don't know what circles you think I'm rolling in.

• 7:32H. Foley?

  Well, because that toilet paper has fecal matter on it.

• 7:34Speaker 01

  No, it doesn't.

• 7:35H. Foley?

  How do you know?

• 7:36Speaker 01

  What? Unless it came with it. I wasn't in the bathroom. Oh, I'm not an animal. I'm a dirtbag.

• 7:41H. Foley?

  Hey, you didn't take it off the hoop in the bathroom?

• 7:44Speaker 01

  No, off the hoop.

• 7:45H. Foley?

  What are we talking about then? That's all good, baby.

• 7:48Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's good use of it, that's what I'm saying.

• 7:50H. Foley?

  Is that still there, or was that like done as a joke?

• 7:53Speaker 01

  As a joke? No, that's still there, right now.

• 7:56H. Foley?

  Wow. You gotta get your shit together a little bit.

• 7:59Speaker 01

  I gotta get a paper towel.

• 8:00H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 8:00Speaker 01

  I can get four or five beer. Yeah, but, in a pinch, that's fine, that's, what am I else, I'm not having company over.

• 8:07H. Foley?

  In a pinch, okay.

• 8:08Speaker 01

  It was just me and my wife.

• 8:09H. Foley?

  To do what?

• 8:10Speaker 01

  You mean to do what?

• 8:11H. Foley?

  Leave there as like, that's gonna be your paper towel until it's gone?

• 8:15Speaker 01

  Until I, until it's replaced with paper towel.

• 8:18H. Foley?

  There's not much you can really do with it, though.

• 8:21Speaker 01

  It's more than nothing. I'm not gonna wet my hands and walk away like an asshole.

• 8:25H. Foley?

  Well, don't you have a, you ever heard of a dish towel?

• 8:27Speaker 01

  Yeah, yes.

• 8:28H. Foley?

  They're nice sometimes.

• 8:29Speaker 01

  They're very nice.

• 8:30H. Foley?

  You get a nice clean one and you put it over the sink, so it doesn't get all moldy, and you just, you know, you just be wary of it.

• 8:36Speaker 01

  I understand that.

• 8:37H. Foley?

  Don't rub like mashed potatoes or anything like that.

• 8:40Speaker 01

  Yeah, but I know, yeah. If, if I was a lot, yeah, for sure. I, I agree with you. But, you can't, if you spill a little something on the, see, the problem with the dish towel, right, is I'm a cleaning, I'm doing dishes, I'm, I'm, I'm doing all this stuff.

• 8:52H. Foley?

  You're not, you can't try dishes with that.

• 8:55Speaker 01

  No, it's fucking, you'd be leaving fucking cotton all over my frying pan. Um, you can't use the dish towel to like wipe up stuff, and then also on your, it just gets too,

• 9:06H. Foley?

  Of course.

• 9:06Speaker 01

  It gets too, too, too ratty, and it don't dry fast enough.

• 9:09H. Foley?

  Well, you also can't be putting fucking Clorox on the countertop, wiping it up with that, and then drying your hands with it.

• 9:15Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, so that's,

• 9:16H. Foley?

  Cleaning off the potatoes.

• 9:17Speaker 01

  That's just for like, that's for things it can handle. Not a lot, as one ply toilet paper handles.

• 9:24H. Foley?

  You might.

• 9:24Speaker 01

  It's like I'm at a gas station, it sucks.

• 9:26H. Foley?

  You might wanna think about replacing that, uh, scrubby back there, too, on the left. He looks a little dried out.

• 9:32Speaker 01

  Nah, that's pretty brand new.

• 9:33H. Foley?

  You're, that guy's, nah, that guy's been in the sun.

• 9:36Speaker 01

  Nah, that's, I think that's pretty,

• 9:38H. Foley?

  He don't live in a blue zone, I'll tell you that. That thing is hurting.

• 9:40Speaker 01

  What's a blue zone?

• 9:42H. Foley?

  It's where people live that are very healthy. Your, uh, green scr- scrun- sponge.

• 9:47Speaker 01

  What, do you live under the fucking center of the earth?

• 9:49H. Foley?

  Your green sponge doesn't, and what's that big sponge in the back? Is that for the baby to wash?

• 9:53Speaker 01

  I'm not sure, if I'm being honest with you. That was new.

• 9:55H. Foley?

  That's an odd sponge.

• 9:56Speaker 01

  And when I sent the picture to Luke, I go, they're gonna bring that up for sure. I don't know, it looks like something, the only sponges I've ever seen like that, were fucking dudes who do drywall wipe the dust off the new drywall. That's the only time I've ever seen a sponge like that.

• 10:10H. Foley?

  Oh, that was nice when they did that.

• 10:11Speaker 01

  I don't know what my, I haven't seen it in use, that was there this week. Yeah, maybe she uses it, it's got, it's baby related.

• 10:20H. Foley?

  For a little sponge bath.

• 10:21Speaker 01

  Maybe, but we don't do that in the sink.

• 10:24H. Foley?

  You don't wash the baby in the sink?

• 10:25Speaker 01

  No.

• 10:26H. Foley?

  Yard?

• 10:27Speaker 01

  Take him down to the truck stop, I can spray him down real nice.

• 10:31H. Foley?

  Wow.

• 10:31Speaker 01

  Yeah, but that's, that's the, that's the, that's the kinda life I'm living. And it wasn't, it did not cross my mind until I looked over at one point to dry my hands, and I pulled that, and I'm like, the trashy thing to me is,

• 10:46Speaker 01

  All these steps to get here, get it on the, even the holder, were all, I didn't think I was jammed up. I was just like, ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I went, ooh, I've made a lot of shitty decisions to get to this point.

• 10:58H. Foley?

  It's a nice looking, uh, paper towel holder, though.

• 11:01Speaker 01

  Thanks.

• 11:01H. Foley?

  Rustic, little marble in the bottom. Is that, am I right about that?

• 11:05Speaker 01

  Some, some sort of stone.

• 11:06H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 11:06Speaker 01

  Yeah. Pumice?

• 11:08H. Foley?

  Pumice?

• 11:08Speaker 01

  No, I don't think it's not pumice.

• 11:10H. Foley?

  Nice countertop?

• 11:11Speaker 01

  Decent countertop.

• 11:12H. Foley?

  You have a kettle? You have an electric kettle?

• 11:14Speaker 01

  Yeah, she does the tea.

• 11:16H. Foley?

  Why don't you do it on the stove?

• 11:17Speaker 01

  Well, it's your kettles quicker. I don't know.

• 11:19H. Foley?

  Yeah, that's whack. No.

• 11:21Speaker 01

  It's, I think, to me, it's very European. Nobody I knew, I'd never seen one until she moved in and we got one.

• 11:27H. Foley?

  I figured she'd want to do it on the stove. You have, you have, um...

• 11:30Speaker 01

  I got a little waffle maker for the boy in the back. See the little guy?

• 11:32H. Foley?

  I see the little guy.

• 11:33Speaker 01

  We don't really use it.

• 11:33H. Foley?

  You have gas heat, right? Or gas stove?

• 11:36Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 11:36H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 11:37Speaker 01

  I'm not living in a fucking...

• 11:39H. Foley?

  You got the bullet there?

• 11:40Speaker 01

  Extended stay vermaat.

• 11:43H. Foley?

  You got the bullet?

• 11:44Speaker 01

  Yeah. Got a French press for when her parents come.

• 11:45H. Foley?

  French press, pretty nice.

• 11:47Speaker 01

  And I think the thing in the back's for iced tea, or her mom made like lemon water in it or something like that.

• 11:51H. Foley?

  Oh, alright.

• 11:52Speaker 01

  I don't know. I don't use none of that.

• 11:54H. Foley?

  Hmm. Very nice.

• 11:55Speaker 01

  I'm a frying pan, little bit of pork roll, couple of scrambys, that's the only thing I use in the kitchen.

• 12:00H. Foley?

  Are they all, those are out like that all the time?

• 12:05Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 12:05H. Foley?

  It's a lot.

• 12:05Speaker 01

  It's a lot. It's a lot.

• 12:07H. Foley?

  You're using most of that every day, though?

• 12:10Speaker 01

  The waffle maker, the kettle, and the nutri, and the nutribul. That's what she mixes the pancake stuff in for him.

• 12:18H. Foley?

  What about the anal brush that's on the left there?

• 12:20Speaker 01

  That's for bottles.

• 12:21H. Foley?

  You sure?

• 12:23Speaker 01

  I hope so. I wear my belly button. A deep, deep dick 'em.

• 12:27H. Foley?

  That's a glass thing. For glasses.

• 12:29Speaker 01

  No, I think that's specifically for...

• 12:30H. Foley?

  No, yeah, no. I've seen them for glasses, which is nice.

• 12:33Speaker 01

  Yeah. But, you know, that's the...

• 12:38Speaker 01

  That, to me, is, it's resource, I mean, a guy of Luke's caliber would never be doing that. If I was having company, I wouldn't do it either.

• 12:45H. Foley?

  It's a bad look.

• 12:46Speaker 01

  Of course. A bad look.

• 12:46Speaker 02

  And I get it jammed up 20 minutes, whatever. I get this.

• 12:50Speaker 01

  That's there right now.

• 12:51Speaker 02

  Outside of New York City, it's more acceptable. In New York City...

• 12:56Speaker 01

  Right.

• 12:56Speaker 02

  You can run out to the bodega and grab...

• 12:59Speaker 01

  It's very true.

• 12:59H. Foley?

  I can have paper towels here in five minutes.

• 13:01Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 13:01Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's not like a skill you have. That's called Uber Eats.

• 13:05H. Foley?

  No. I would go and get them. I can go and get them. I'd be back in five minutes. If I didn't stop to get a slice.

• 13:15H. Foley?

  That's New York, baby.

• 13:17Speaker 01

  Yeah, I get that. Why are you guys explaining New York and Uber Eats to me? I get it. I just jammed up.

• 13:24H. Foley?

  When you're down there, Joe Slub suburbs.

• 13:27Speaker 01

  I'm slumming it.

• 13:28H. Foley?

  You need paper towels. What's it take you, 45 minutes? You gotta go to Costco?

• 13:34Speaker 01

  Nah, I could have them. I could, one, I could walk to get them.

• 13:37H. Foley?

  Right.

• 13:37Speaker 01

  Or two, 10 minute.

• 13:39H. Foley?

  Over your neighbor's house.

• 13:40Speaker 01

  10 minute round trip.

• 13:41H. Foley?

  Sorry, Randy, I don't need to be with you anymore.

• 13:44Speaker 01

  Yeah, I'm such a bum. I still, I treat, I, we treat our neighbors like we're in, like, like we're living in a dorm. Like, "Yeah, you got any macaroonies left?" Going, you know.

• 13:55H. Foley?

  Have you borrowed food off of them?

• 13:57Speaker 01

  Borrowed food is a, is an odd.

• 13:59H. Foley?

  Have you went over and asked for something?

• 14:01Speaker 01

  I could have bit of that.

• 14:05H. Foley?

  Instead of a cup.

• 14:06Speaker 01

  Finish that spaghetti?

• 14:09H. Foley?

  Instead of a cup of sugar?

• 14:10Speaker 01

  Uh, no, no, no, no, no.

• 14:12H. Foley?

  Have you eaten dinner over any, uh, neighbors' houses?

• 14:15Speaker 01

  Uh, I've had, um, you know, uh, cocktails. I've had, I should say, I've had, I've had a couple of beers and some, they're like a charcuterie.

• 14:24H. Foley?

  Really? But no dinner?

• 14:26Speaker 01

  No dinner.

• 14:27H. Foley?

  Huh.

• 14:29H. Foley?

  That's interesting.

• 14:29Speaker 01

  Why?

• 14:30H. Foley?

  I don't know.

• 14:31Speaker 01

  Have you ever had dinner out?

• 14:33H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 14:34Speaker 01

  Yeah, me too.

• 14:35H. Foley?

  But I've never had dinner at a neighbor's house.

• 14:38Speaker 01

  You don't have a house?

• 14:40H. Foley?

  Whatever.

• 14:41Speaker 01

  Not whatever, it'd be weird.

• 14:44H. Foley?

  I have, I couldn't tell you the lesson.

• 14:46Speaker 01

  What would it take for you to go to one of your neighbors in your apartment, knock on the door and go, "Hey, man, you have any, you have any frozen, I don't know, what are you eating nowadays?" What are you, crazy?

• 14:55H. Foley?

  Go and ask them for, for something like that? Just go, go down the street.

• 15:00Speaker 01

  Yeah, no, I, I know, we're living, we're living in a, in a bit.

• 15:03H. Foley?

  I'm not, I'm saying that. Going over for dinner.

• 15:07Speaker 01

  I would if they, nobody's invited me. People, I don't have, I, you know.

• 15:12H. Foley?

  I wouldn't, I haven't done that. Trying to think of when the last time I ate at somebody else's house was.

• 15:18Speaker 01

  You like to do it in private, naughty time. Hey, yeah, I'll come over, but I gotta eat my underwear in your bed.

• 15:27H. Foley?

  Don't look at me!

• 15:28Speaker 01

  And I don't want any eye contact either.

• 15:30H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 15:31Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 15:32H. Foley?

  I always think that whenever I'm out like, someone, this would be awesome if I was by myself.

• 15:37H. Foley?

  If I was eating this on the couch. You know what I mean?

• 15:40Speaker 01

  No, I don't know. I don't know what you mean. I, listen, I like, last night, we were here late.

• 15:46H. Foley?

  Yeah, we were.

• 15:47Speaker 01

  I go home.

• 15:47H. Foley?

  Working.

• 15:48Speaker 01

  Uh huh. Well, someone ran out a little early. Ah, the rest of the team stayed. You scared out of here. Ah.

• 15:55H. Foley?

  Keep me fresh, right? Cameras are off, I'm at his dump.

• 16:03Speaker 01

  There's nothing I love more. I dislike, I don't dislike it. I'm not as comfortable, like last night, I got home.

• 16:12H. Foley?

  Pizza.

• 16:13Speaker 01

  Yeah, my wife had already eaten, cause I was here late.

• 16:16H. Foley?

  Awesome.

• 16:16Speaker 01

  I was here late, working.

• 16:18H. Foley?

  That's all you wanna hear. Oh, I already ate.

• 16:20Speaker 01

  I know, but then I gotta sit on the.

• 16:21H. Foley?

  So you don't want anything? No, I don't want anything.

• 16:23Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 16:25H. Foley?

  Are you going in, you're going in the room, you're going to sleep?

• 16:27Speaker 01

  Yes. Who are you?

• 16:30H. Foley?

  Yes.

• 16:32Speaker 01

  What, you the fucking 1980's bully?

• 16:34H. Foley?

  I'm a good day.

• 16:39Speaker 01

  Um, she had already eaten, I was like, I'm gonna go get some, I'm gonna go get some za, three slice banger.

• 16:46H. Foley?

  You leave the house to go get it? You order it?

• 16:48Speaker 01

  No, leave the house.

• 16:49H. Foley?

  You eat it there?

• 16:50Speaker 01

  No.

• 16:51H. Foley?

  Huh.

• 16:52Speaker 01

  Eat it there.

• 16:53H. Foley?

  Don't, listen, first of all, what is your fucking attitude? Alright?

• 16:57Speaker 01

  Nah, kinda like it. Eat it.

• 16:59H. Foley?

  One, if you're gonna eat at the house.

• 17:01Speaker 01

  Ah, yes! You're like a fucking retarded Borat.

• 17:06H. Foley?

  Ah, yes!

• 17:10Speaker 01

  I'm not gonna eat it, I'm not gonna eat there in my neighborhood. I'll eat somewhere by myself randomly throughout the city.

• 17:16H. Foley?

  You think you'd wanna be out of the house for a couple of minutes?

• 17:20Speaker 01

  I was out of the house all fucking day. Remember I just said I worked late because my partner ran away.

• 17:24H. Foley?

  There you go. You're not gonna be in here busting your balls, get out in the pizza place, talk it up with the guys, play a little Keno, smoke some cigarettes, check out some ass walking by. You know, neighborhood guys.

• 17:36Speaker 01

  Is that what you think you are? I don't know.

• 17:41Speaker 01

  Sometimes you go off on these fantasies of like, someone you are not.

• 17:48H. Foley?

  I was standing outside of my coffee shops the other night.

• 17:50Speaker 01

  Sarah, get out of here, you gotta buy something. The other night.

• 17:53H. Foley?

  There was like three dudes.

• 17:54Speaker 01

  You waiting for them to open up?

• 17:57H. Foley?

  There was like three guys standing outside and I said hi and they're like, "What? Nothing."

• 18:03H. Foley?

  Trying to be a neighborhood guy.

• 18:05Speaker 01

  You're gonna end up on a list, you keep it up.

• 18:07H. Foley?

  By the way, can I tell you this?

• 18:10H. Foley?

  The Costco guys?

• 18:13Speaker 01

  I invited you to be part of the crew? Hey, you like, you look like you know your way around a chocolate chunk. Four big, "Yes, yes, yes, yes." That's your thing, Cousin Henry?

• 18:25Speaker 02

  The Rizzoli's going through puberty, they need to call one up.

• 18:29H. Foley?

  Uh, what's the kid's name? Big Justice? Throwing off the mound. A little bit of pepper on the ball. He throws a little bit of heat. Gotta be honest with you. An athlete.

• 18:40Speaker 01

  Sure. Yeah, no, he's a, he's a, he's a bit of a baseball player, I believe that's his.

• 18:44H. Foley?

  Good snap on the ball.

• 18:46Speaker 01

  Yeah. A good snap on the ball, that from your...

• 18:50H. Foley?

  What? We're really at it today, aren't we?

• 18:54Speaker 01

  It's kinda the program.

• 18:56H. Foley?

  Really going at it.

• 18:59H. Foley?

  I don't know, with the way you're looking at me.

• 19:01Speaker 01

  It's called eye contact.

• 19:03H. Foley?

  Kevin's talking about factor.

• 19:06H. Foley?

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• 19:23Speaker 01

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• 19:37H. Foley?

  Muscle Pro.

• 19:37Speaker 01

  Listen, I am a big Factor guy. I've been a Factor guy since before they were a sponsor of the program. Listen, it takes the bad decision making out of my hands. If I go, I'm all, if I'm on my way home, I'm gonna get pizza, I'm gonna get this, I'm gonna get that. I go, nah, I got a shredded chicken taco bowl at the house. I'm gonna have it be ready in two minutes.

• 19:56H. Foley?

  Shredded chicken taco bowl.

• 19:57Speaker 01

  Um, it's fresh, never frozen, over 100 rotating weekly meals, including globally inspired flavors like Mediterranean and Asian. So there's something new to look at every friggin' week, baby. And here we go. Head to factormeals.com/garbage50off and use code garbage50off to get 50% off and free daily greens per box with new subscription only while supplies last until 9/27/26. See the website for more details. Do it.

• 20:25H. Foley?

  Kim, let's talk about hollow socks, baby.

• 20:27Speaker 01

  Hollow socks.

• 20:28H. Foley?

  Let me ask you a quick question, Pinhead. What do you know about ultra soft, what, excuse me, what do you know about ultra soft, baby, alpaca fiber?

• 20:36Speaker 01

  Um, I think it's like when you touch it, you go, how's this even legal level of comfort?

• 20:40H. Foley?

  What are you talking, what do you know about thermo regulating? When it's warm outside, when it's, when it's warm, when it's cold outside, breathable when it's warm outside.

• 20:48Speaker 01

  Yeah, there you go.

• 20:49H. Foley?

  I messed that up.

• 20:50Speaker 01

  Hey, guy who can't read.

• 20:52H. Foley?

  Your feet stay warm when it's cold outside and breathable when it's warm outside.

• 20:55Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 20:56H. Foley?

  Nailed it.

• 20:56Speaker 01

  Yes. Uh, it's got moisture managing, your feet stay dry instead of stewing in the sweat, which is.

• 21:02H. Foley?

  Odorless.

• 21:03Speaker 01

  Odorless.

• 21:04H. Foley?

  Alpaca fibers keep it odorless.

• 21:06Speaker 01

  Yes. Uh, if you're on the job, you're doing yard work, you're at tailgates, hiking, camping, travel days, cold offices, early morning dog walks, even if you just like wearing them around the house because. It's so comfortable and cozy. Um, you'll spend, uh, I've found out about myself. I'll spend good money for high-quality, comfortable shoes. Then I'll be a bozo and put on like nickel socks that I got from, you know, uh, the five and dime. And wonder why my feet are always so sweaty and cold. Hollow fixes the parts that actually touches your skin all day. Cause they're smart people. They know what they're frigging doing. They were nice enough to send us a couple of pairs. I put them on when I was shoveling the snow all summer.

• 21:46H. Foley?

  I'm on right now.

• 21:47Speaker 01

  And then I got inside and go, I'm gonna have to take that. I don't, I'm not gonna take these off because they're breathable. They're breathing. They're doing, they're like magic socks, everyday socks. They got the hunt socks, you got trade socks, compression socks, whatever you need. They got you for a limited time. Hollow socks is having a buy two, get two free sale. A BOGO too. That's head to hollowsocks.com today and check it out. That's hollowsocks.com for up to 50% off your order after you purchase. Last year, how you heard about them? Tell them, uh, support the show and tell them the boys how you do it.

• 22:13H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 22:13Speaker 01

  Back to the show.

• 22:14H. Foley?

  Back to the show. If you order the slices in and eat it there, I get it. You go out to the pizza place, just eat it out there. See the pizza place, man, just sit down for a couple of minutes, relax, have your four slices.

• 22:27Speaker 01

  Those three.

• 22:27H. Foley?

  And your three Diet Cokes and then walk back.

• 22:30Speaker 01

  It was three and two.

• 22:31H. Foley?

  But you brought it back to the house.

• 22:32Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's so close. That's what I mean. Like it's like.

• 22:35H. Foley?

  I'm gonna run down to the street, grab pizza and come right back.

• 22:37Speaker 01

  I'm back, I'm there, order, wait back in like eight minutes.

• 22:42H. Foley?

  Gotcha.

• 22:43Speaker 01

  I'm from, they hand me the boxes. I'm already paid. I'm home in three minutes.

• 22:49H. Foley?

  What are your three slices that you got?

• 22:50Speaker 01

  There's a lot, there's a lot of detail you're asking.

• 22:52H. Foley?

  I know they weren't three cheese.

• 22:56Speaker 01

  Who's that? Wait.

• 22:57H. Foley?

  I've seen fat Kevin order pizza before.

• 23:01Speaker 01

  I'm sitting next to fat Foley. What are you talking about? I'll take a rigatoni slice and a. A rigatoni slice?

• 23:07H. Foley?

  You get a little pasta on there sometimes. Don't lie. Yes, you do. Yes, you do.

• 23:13Speaker 01

  Have I? Sure. Once or twice.

• 23:15H. Foley?

  Double carbs Carl, double carbs Carl?

• 23:18Speaker 01

  Really, really shoehorn that one in there. Put that in slow mo. Uh, not really.

• 23:27H. Foley?

  I've seen you get pasta slices before.

• 23:29Speaker 01

  I'm not, listen, I'm not saying it's never happened.

• 23:31Speaker 02

  You did miss Fat Kevin this morning.

• 23:33H. Foley?

  Why?

• 23:34Speaker 01

  Oh, you fucking rat. I forgot about it.

• 23:37H. Foley?

  Holy shit. Wow. Holy shit.

• 23:39Speaker 02

  I got you, big dog.

• 23:40H. Foley?

  Man, the tide's really turning around here.

• 23:43Speaker 02

  Don't say I don't got your back.

• 23:44H. Foley?

  My name's been muddering his stump for the last two months, gang. Now I got the underlings all coming around, joining the dark. And it ain't because I'm doing any better. It's because theirs started to do worse, join the dark side of the force.

• 23:57Speaker 01

  Dude, I need to tell you, that is...

• 24:02Speaker 01

  Talk about a bam, because I had forgotten about it.

• 24:05H. Foley?

  What'd he do?

• 24:06Speaker 01

  I had...

• 24:06H. Foley?

  Because it was very, very mysterious this morning, folks, as we were coming in the office. Kevin sends out a text, a group text, saying, "Who wants Starbucks?" Oh, wait, never mind.

• 24:17H. Foley?

  In like two seconds.

• 24:21H. Foley?

  What'd you, what'd you fucking hit your head on a hoagie or something like that?

• 24:25Speaker 01

  Oh, dude, Luke, that sucks, man. I was like, what the... Ugh. Don't take him going, "What are you..." I think he was like, "Oh, you missed this morning. What the fuck happened there?" Ugh. And that was, that was real patchy and good. Hey, how long, how long ago was it you got, "Oh, no"?

• 24:42H. Foley?

  What'd he do?

• 24:44Speaker 01

  I didn't do nothing. I had a nice, balanced breakfast.

• 24:47Speaker 02

  Got a new nickname.

• 24:48H. Foley?

  What's that?

• 24:49Speaker 02

  Two Bagel Kev.

• 24:51H. Foley?

  Two Bagels? What, did you show up with two bagels? Or you stopped at your bagel place and came in, got him hooked?

• 24:58Speaker 02

  I walked right in.

• 25:00Speaker 01

  You didn't know?

• 25:00Speaker 02

  I didn't know.

• 25:01Speaker 01

  I volunteered, hand up, I volunteered this information.

• 25:06H. Foley?

  What happened?

• 25:07Speaker 01

  What?

• 25:08H. Foley?

  Explain.

• 25:12Speaker 01

  Uh, I was walking up the street.

• 25:14H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 25:16Speaker 02

  His ears, his ears are still ringing.

• 25:18Speaker 01

  It's a fucking fill with poppy seeds. Uh... I was gonna order Starbucks, I was gonna get bites.

• 25:26H. Foley?

  Yep.

• 25:26Speaker 01

  And I decided not to do that because I don't like them that much.

• 25:29H. Foley?

  Uh-huh.

• 25:30Speaker 01

  They're just like, yeah, yeah, yeah, just, ugh, blah, they come cold and whatever, I don't want none of that. So I go, "I'm gonna grab a bagel at our local deli."

• 25:39H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 25:40Speaker 01

  Fair enough.

• 25:40H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 25:41Speaker 01

  Right? Fine. Nothing's crazy about that.

• 25:43H. Foley?

  No.

• 25:44Speaker 01

  I ain't just a guy getting a bagel.

• 25:46H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 25:47Speaker 01

  And then I found like a real bagel joint.

• 25:51H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 25:51Speaker 01

  Big nice joint.

• 25:54Speaker 01

  Known for bats, all I do.

• 25:56H. Foley?

  Bagels.

• 25:56Speaker 01

  Bagels.

• 25:57H. Foley?

  Bagels.

• 25:57Speaker 01

  Big New York.

• 25:58H. Foley?

  Talking about bagels, bagels?

• 26:00Speaker 01

  Fluffy bags.

• 26:01H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 26:02Speaker 01

  I go in there and I really want, you know how like sometimes?

• 26:07H. Foley?

  You want two bagels?

• 26:08Speaker 01

  You don't want two bagels. I would like a bagel and like, ah, like a kicker. You like a kicker?

• 26:14H. Foley?

  I love a kicker. Love a kicker.

• 26:17Speaker 01

  He's on my side here.

• 26:18H. Foley?

  I love a kicker.

• 26:19Speaker 01

  Alls I have to do is draw this out.

• 26:20H. Foley?

  You had me with-

• 26:20Speaker 01

  We could go get bagels right now.

• 26:22H. Foley?

  You had me with two bagels.

• 26:23Speaker 01

  So, yeah.

• 26:24H. Foley?

  Because you just tell yourself, I'm gonna have half of this one, half of that one.

• 26:27Speaker 01

  I didn't do that.

• 26:27H. Foley?

  It's not because you want two bagels, you want a variety.

• 26:31Speaker 01

  Oh, I see.

• 26:32H. Foley?

  When you, you want a schmear.

• 26:33Speaker 01

  No.

• 26:33H. Foley?

  So you might go in and you might say, hey, let me get a, I don't fucking know, let me get a sesame with sun dried tomato cream cheese on this one. And then let me get a, a lox with the whatever on this one. And you're just gonna, you're just gonna have a little bit.

• 26:47Speaker 01

  Uh, no, that's not how I, this is a-

• 26:50H. Foley?

  That's how I think. That, those are the lies I tell myself.

• 26:52Speaker 01

  Oh, there's no-

• 26:52H. Foley?

  Then I eat the whole thing.

• 26:53Speaker 01

  There's no lie here. This is pure volume of food and I wanna be-

• 26:57H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 26:58Speaker 01

  I wanna be airtight. I wanna be-

• 27:02Speaker 01

  I wanna be plugged up.

• 27:03H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 27:04Speaker 01

  I wanna be full. I wanna sit there and go, ah, it's too much, I shouldn't have, that's what I want out of that.

• 27:07H. Foley?

  Gotcha.

• 27:08Speaker 01

  That's all, that's-

• 27:10H. Foley?

  So you want-

• 27:11Speaker 01

  That's how I feel.

• 27:11H. Foley?

  You wanted two bagels?

• 27:14Speaker 01

  I thought I was gonna do, they're big. I thought I was gonna do one and a half, so I did a bacon, egg and cheese.

• 27:17H. Foley?

  One and a half? They don't sell a half a bagel?

• 27:20Speaker 01

  No, I was gonna get two, but I thought I was really only gonna do the half, genuinely.

• 27:23H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 27:24Speaker 01

  I knew I was probably gonna do two, but I, I thought a half would get me there.

• 27:28H. Foley?

  See what he's doing? He's lying to himself. Go ahead.

• 27:30Speaker 01

  Not at all.

• 27:30H. Foley?

  Go ahead. Go ahead.

• 27:32Speaker 01

  Not at all. That is a pure honesty.

• 27:33H. Foley?

  Alright.

• 27:35Speaker 01

  And also I was like, ah, you know, but then the guy behind me was talking to his boy and he's like, I think I'm gonna get two. And I said, yeah, yeah, me too.

• 27:42H. Foley?

  Turn on, yeah, me too.

• 27:43Speaker 01

  Yeah, that was a good idea. He was jacked too, so I figured, yeah, I gotta bulk up. I got a fucking carb a little.

• 27:49H. Foley?

  So what'd you get?

• 27:50Speaker 01

  I got a bacon, egg and cheese on a sesame.

• 27:52H. Foley?

  Right.

• 27:52Speaker 01

  And, uh-

• 27:53H. Foley?

  Is that sesame toasted?

• 27:54Speaker 01

  Nah, I don't do the toast.

• 27:55H. Foley?

  Good.

• 27:56Speaker 01

  And then, uh-

• 27:57H. Foley?

  Is it buttered?

• 27:58Speaker 01

  No.

• 27:58H. Foley?

  Ooh, okay, go ahead.

• 28:00Speaker 01

  And then, uh-

• 28:05Speaker 01

  Everything with cream cheese. Also not toast. I don't like the toast.

• 28:10H. Foley?

  Wow, that's two bagels. That's not two bagels, that's a breakfast sandwich on a bagel and another bagel.

• 28:16Speaker 01

  Yeah, checks out. It's also two bagels. It's not not two bagels.

• 28:20H. Foley?

  The bacon, egg and cheese is not a bagel.

• 28:21Speaker 01

  So then I get in here thinking I'm a half hour early.

• 28:25H. Foley?

  Ah, you gotta watch this little rat comes in.

• 28:27Speaker 01

  Not him.

• 28:28H. Foley?

  Who?

• 28:28Speaker 01

  The shark.

• 28:29H. Foley?

  The shark!

• 28:30Speaker 01

  Cause nobody told him we went from 11 to 11:30.

• 28:33H. Foley?

  Ooh!

• 28:34Speaker 01

  So I get in here, I did, I turn the corner and the lights on to the front door. I said, fuck it. I thought it was your fat ass too. I said, how am I gonna lie to him about that? I could have had to eat one in the bathroom. I could have bugged out two bagels in front of you. I'd never hear the end of it.

• 28:47H. Foley?

  You probably would have said, hey, do you want a bagel? Okay, good.

• 28:51Speaker 01

  I wouldn't have.

• 28:52H. Foley?

  Well, I'm not gonna judge you.

• 28:53Speaker 01

  I would have gave you half of the, of the cream cheese. Cause I wanted one and a half.

• 28:57H. Foley?

  I wouldn't have took it. I'm not eating bagels these days.

• 29:02H. Foley?

  I'm down. Working out.

• 29:05Speaker 01

  What?

• 29:07Speaker 02

  Are we lying?

• 29:08H. Foley?

  No, I am. First of all, dickhead, I am down.

• 29:10Speaker 01

  No one, no, no, no, no, no. You always do that. No one's saying you're not down. You, you say a bunch of shit and then go, I'm down and really rely on the down, which everybody says you are down.

• 29:23Speaker 01

  Your honor. Apparently this fat ass next to me had two bagels.

• 29:28H. Foley?

  I am, I am eating bagels these days.

• 29:33H. Foley?

  I would have probably had half of that bagel.

• 29:35Speaker 01

  Thank you. Um, yeah, but then I fuck, Shark's here and I know he's not gonna, I know mum's the word with him, but he's in the bathroom when I get here. So I try to really get one down quick.

• 29:44H. Foley?

  Jesus.

• 29:45Speaker 01

  And it was hot too. It was the, it was the, yeah. So that wasn't.

• 29:51H. Foley?

  That egg in the middle of a bacon, egg and cheese gets hot.

• 29:53Speaker 01

  Steaming. So that wasn't real enjoyable. The first half of that.

• 29:59H. Foley?

  Well, sometimes that's the way it is.

• 30:00Speaker 01

  I know. And then I, I knew he wasn't gonna say shit. I just opened up the other one. He's a nuga, low guy on the totem pole. He can't come at the fucking boss.

• 30:07H. Foley?

  He probably didn't even notice.

• 30:09Speaker 01

  He noticed.

• 30:09H. Foley?

  What'd he say?

• 30:10Speaker 01

  Nah, he.

• 30:11H. Foley?

  Two bagels, huh, boss?

• 30:13Speaker 01

  Really bulking up. Yeah, so anyway, whatever. I don't, and then Luke comes in and I tell Luke, and then he fucking, he throws that back, "Just fucking wait, you fucking rat fuck."

• 30:23H. Foley?

  Real nice.

• 30:24Speaker 01

  You rat.

• 30:25H. Foley?

  Good job, Luke.

• 30:26Speaker 01

  Yeah. I know how it feels to be fully.

• 30:29H. Foley?

  Yeah, don't you? Getting fucking dimed out for every fucking nickel bag you do?

• 30:33Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 30:34H. Foley?

  Bunch of bullshit.

• 30:35Speaker 01

  Hey, oh, listen, my eating habits aren't neither here nor there. We have a gosh darn family episode on our

• 30:39H. Foley?

  Yes, got work to do here.

• 30:41Speaker 01

  And as you know, when you join the old Patreon, you'll answer your garbage question. On the air!

• 30:44H. Foley?

  Please.

• 30:45Speaker 01

  On the air.

• 30:45H. Foley?

  Buy two bagels, Ryan.

• 30:47Speaker 01

  Two B R. Um, let's-

• 30:50H. Foley?

  And you still haven't had your lunch yet.

• 30:53Speaker 01

  I did take the stairs today.

• 30:56H. Foley?

  Yeah?

• 30:57Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 30:57H. Foley?

  I was so pissed about that yesterday.

• 30:58Speaker 01

  Yeah. Um, so I, I, I worked off those, I've worked off those 4,000 calories. Looks like that is an insane way to start your day.

• 31:07Speaker 01

  Yeah, but like, you don't know the world we live in. You just don't know that.

• 31:11H. Foley?

  Easily, what, 1,200 calories in bagels?

• 31:14Speaker 01

  Oh, probably, it's over, that's over, oh, a per bagel?

• 31:17H. Foley?

  No, I'm saying, 12-

• 31:19Speaker 01

  Oh, no, I'm, I'm over two, 2K.

• 31:21H. Foley?

  Wow.

• 31:21Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 31:22H. Foley?

  Good for you.

• 31:22Speaker 01

  Thanks, man.

• 31:25H. Foley?

  Hitting 2Ks? I don't, I feel like half of that stuff isn't even true.

• 31:29Speaker 01

  No, it's true.

• 31:30H. Foley?

  Fucking hit it.

• 31:31Speaker 01

  It's true. Alright, let's see here. Um-

• 31:34Speaker 02

  You're kinda killing it for the day. You already ate all your calories for the day.

• 31:38Speaker 01

  I did, I'm an over-

• 31:39H. Foley?

  Go to sleep. Hit the rack.

• 31:42Speaker 01

  You shut, shut the machine down, process all this refined sugar. Uh, let's see, this one is from ya mother, $10, never had one read. Just flew back, just flew back from Florida and I brought back 30 plastic bags from our groceries. You can't get the bags in Philly anymore because of the bag ban.

• 32:00H. Foley?

  Whoa.

• 32:01Speaker 01

  The plastic, the plastic bag issue in the Philadelphia area is not great because they, they banned them.

• 32:06H. Foley?

  Am I nuts? Why I feel like the last time I was there-

• 32:09Speaker 01

  Maybe the burbs they haven't, but Philly, maybe inside Philly limits they have. I mean, they did it in New York. You, dude, may, there's still a decent amount of bodegas that'll give you a plastic bag, but no one else.

• 32:20H. Foley?

  I always get plastic bags when I order something.

• 32:23Speaker 01

  Yeah, order food is different.

• 32:24H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 32:25Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 32:26H. Foley?

  What do you mean?

• 32:27Speaker 01

  Like, from like, the deli. Like, nobody's giving you plastic bags.

• 32:31H. Foley?

  The deli does.

• 32:33Speaker 01

  Yeah, bodegas will.

• 32:34H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 32:34Speaker 01

  Grocery stores are not.

• 32:36H. Foley?

  No, grocery stores are not.

• 32:37Speaker 01

  Most of the, most of the single-use pla- I mean, we've gone over this. I don't know what I'm explaining to you. You have to buy that 25 cent or the 50 cent.

• 32:44H. Foley?

  Right.

• 32:44Speaker 01

  Canvas bag.

• 32:45H. Foley?

  Hmm.

• 32:46Speaker 01

  A lot of people use those plastic bags for waterproof type stuff. This is what, you can't put wet stuff in them canvas bags.

• 32:53H. Foley?

  No.

• 32:54Speaker 01

  Because it fucking leak, you know, your recyclables, trash, it ain't, it doesn't hold. So he's importing his from Florida.

• 33:03H. Foley?

  It's pretty good.

• 33:04Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 33:04H. Foley?

  Pretty trashy.

• 33:07Speaker 01

  I do get it though, because...

• 33:09H. Foley?

  What's he gonna use them for though?

• 33:11Speaker 01

  I don't know, I mean, what's anybody use them for?

• 33:14H. Foley?

  Pick up the dog shit?

• 33:15Speaker 01

  Yeah, you can't pick up the dog shit with them fucking, with them canvas ass bags. Anything.

• 33:21H. Foley?

  You ruin your toot.

• 33:22Speaker 01

  Yeah, recyclables are horrible in those plastic bags.

• 33:25H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 33:25Speaker 01

  Because you think, you're like, oh, and then a little bit, and the next thing you know, it's dripping all over your fucking tootsies.

• 33:29H. Foley?

  You know what I did the other day? I had a paper bag with a handle, and I had thrown some trash in there. And I think I had thrown in there a... What?

• 33:41Speaker 01

  Yeah. What'd you put in there?

• 33:43H. Foley?

  I'm fucking telling you.

• 33:44Speaker 01

  I know, no, why'd you stop?

• 33:45H. Foley?

  What's with the shit eating grin?

• 33:47Speaker 01

  Because I think it's gonna be funny, whatever it is.

• 33:49H. Foley?

  No, it's not. What were you thinking?

• 33:51Speaker 01

  I don't know, man. What was it? What's wrong with you?

• 33:54H. Foley?

  What's wrong with you?

• 33:55Speaker 01

  I mean, explain bags, do you think you stopped mid-story?

• 33:58H. Foley?

  Um, I had it on the counter and I had thrown a bunch of stuff in there, and one of the things I threw in there was...

• 34:03Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 34:06H. Foley?

  Was a Spindrift can that had maybe like a little bit in there.

• 34:10Speaker 01

  Too much.

• 34:11H. Foley?

  Too much. I ended up leaving it there overnight, and I went to take the, throw it out in the main trash can, grabbed it, and just... All over my fucking kitchen floor.

• 34:22Speaker 01

  That's probably a lot, a lot left in there. That was, that was a quarter. You had an inch in there.

• 34:27H. Foley?

  Old fries just hitting the ground.

• 34:29Speaker 01

  Sucked.

• 34:31H. Foley?

  Fucking coffee grinds, all kinds of, it was gross.

• 34:34Speaker 01

  Yeah, my mom's house.

• 34:37Speaker 01

  I remember digging, dude, dude, every time I had to go into the trash for like, looking for, there was, it was always wet and there was always coffee grounds in there and you're just like, I'm like, what are you running a diner lady? What the fuck, you're a single mom, how much fucking coffee you need?

• 34:51H. Foley?

  You come across a fucking busted over an eggshell.

• 34:53Speaker 01

  Oh, it was brutal. It was every, every fucking time.

• 34:57H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 34:59Speaker 01

  I hated the tuna cans. We were like a goddamn fucking fish processing plant in the 90s, dude, the amount of tuna she would be doing. It was crazy. Take out the recyclable, ooh. Catch a hanger, lady. Fucking.

• 35:15H. Foley?

  Green flies.

• 35:16Speaker 01

  Oh, I hated it, dude, hated it.

• 35:20H. Foley?

  Oh, I love it.

• 35:21Speaker 01

  Um, alright, let's see, this one's from Jesse, ever tuck your ears in your hat? That is a fucking top tier dirtbag wigger move, dude, that's crazy. I had a couple of boys did that growing up. They show up and they just got their ears tucked in like a fucking Dallas Mavericks fitted or something. You're like, what the fuck, dude? Yeah, that was, that was, that was a, that was a real

• 35:49Speaker 01

  white kid who wanted to be tough look. That was that, the flat brim, the ear, I never understood it. How you buying a hat that big? Or did they have a small, I don't know, I don't.

• 36:02H. Foley?

  You look like an idiot. An absolute idiot.

• 36:06Speaker 01

  Yeah, tough. Never did that, but if you were, I mean, you're for sure a dirtbag if you ever did that.

• 36:13H. Foley?

  Yeah, that's awesome.

• 36:14Speaker 01

  Tucked in, dude, the ears, that's a kid who says like, you know, fucking time is money and only God can judge me type shit.

• 36:21H. Foley?

  Yells at his mom.

• 36:22Speaker 01

  Yeah, he's got, he's, yeah, that's a single parent house.

• 36:26H. Foley?

  Oh, thanks Kathy, but you shut the fuck up.

• 36:28Speaker 01

  Uh huh, crazy. And he's got, he's got cursive.

• 36:31Speaker 02

  That's my aunt's name and my cousin used to do that.

• 36:34Speaker 01

  Really?

• 36:34Speaker 02

  And she was a single mom.

• 36:35Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 36:36Speaker 02

  And he was just a asshole with like the Boston hat, tucking up the ears.

• 36:40H. Foley?

  Is that the kid that was your DJ?

• 36:41Speaker 02

  No, that's my other cousin.

• 36:43H. Foley?

  What was his name?

• 36:44Speaker 02

  Uh, Emmet.

• 36:44H. Foley?

  No, well. Huh?

• 36:46Speaker 02

  Efoldja.

• 36:47H. Foley?

  Efoldja.

• 36:49Speaker 02

  Check out the Patreon if you want to see the rap.

• 36:52Speaker 01

  Oh yeah, Luke rapped and we, we found, we got our hands on it.

• 36:57Speaker 01

  Shout out to Louis V.

• 37:01Speaker 01

  You stink.

• 37:04H. Foley?

  By the way, speaking of which, Los Angeles, make sure you get tickets to come see us Netflix is a Joke Festival. May 7th. Netflix is a Joke, look good for these people. A lot of suits out there and shit, come out and hang with the boys.

• 37:20Speaker 01

  Louis V, opening up.

• 37:21H. Foley?

  Louis V, opening up. Psych.

• 37:25Speaker 01

  How much would we have to give you to go out there and rap? Backup track, you just gotta kinda do like, you know, ad lib.

• 37:31H. Foley?

  Man, you be in the green room pukey, ugh. Cassidy's your height.

• 37:35Speaker 01

  He's all fucked up. He's all high as shit.

• 37:39Speaker 01

  Hey man. Cassidy's waking up, this is a big, you both got, you both got your fucking ears tucked into your hat.

• 37:49H. Foley?

  You stink.

• 37:51Speaker 02

  Let's get me an ounce of weed, I'm up, baby.

• 37:53Speaker 01

  Okay, okay.

• 37:55H. Foley?

  Dry mouth out there.

• 37:58Speaker 01

  Dude, I saw a great clip of this dude. He's going, "You ever ask, you ever ask your, your drug dealer for how much something is that you know you're not gonna buy?" And he's like, "Yeah, how much is the QP?" Guy's like, "600?" He goes, "600?" "Alright, I'll take a gram."

• 38:16Speaker 01

  She talking about 600.

• 38:26Speaker 01

  The repeat, "Oh shit, 600? Okay." "I'll do the gram." I was dying.

• 38:31Speaker 02

  I was dying, dude.

• 38:36H. Foley?

  Kim, let's talk about Chime.

• 38:37Speaker 01

  Chime!

• 38:39H. Foley?

  As you know, baby, life comes at you pretty quick.

• 38:41Speaker 01

  You ain't lying, big man.

• 38:42H. Foley?

  Things start adding up.

• 38:43Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 38:44H. Foley?

  You know what I'm saying? I wish I could go back and tell my younger self, if you're gonna do a little banking, make sure you save your money, make sure you do it right, watch out for bank fees, all that kinda stuff. I'll tell you what I really wish, I could go back and say, "Hey, I wish I had Chime."

• 38:58Speaker 01

  I know. Listen, if, if you're out there, this is where Chime comes in. Chime is changing the way people bank. It's hard, listen, it's hard enough to keep a buck as it is. Then you got these big corporate banks. Coming after you.

• 39:11H. Foley?

  Overdraft fees.

• 39:12Speaker 01

  Overdraft fee, uh, monthly statement, not it. Oh, five dollars for this, $10 for that. They got their hand in your pocket. Not with Chime. Chime offers the most rewarding fee-free banking, all with no overdraft fees, no monthly fees, no minimum balances. You get 5% cash back on the Chime card in a category of your choice, like gas or groceries, all while building credit through regular, everyday spending. And if you're ever in a pinch, SpotMe lets you overdraft up to $200 fee-free. Look at that. I know, I need that, dog. Uh, right now, you can join the millions that are already banking fee-free with America's number one choice for banking. Head to chime.com/garbage. That's chime.com/garbage. Sign up now. It only takes a few minutes.

• 39:53H. Foley?

  Do it.

• 39:54Speaker 03

  Chime is a fintech, not a bank. Banking services and Chime Card provided by Chime's bank partners. Qualifying direct deposits required. Terms and limits apply. Go to chime.com/disclosures for details.

• 40:06Speaker 01

  Uh, I, this, this is from It's a Cardigan. Thanks for noticing. Are you garbage if you drive with your hood up on your sweatshirt? That's a real nutter, third back. When hoodies, hoodies hit differently in, when I was, I don't know, you might be able to shed some light on this. Were they cool for you, like in junior high, in high school? No, it couldn't have been. Maybe the end of high school or co-? They got cool for us in like 7th, 8th grade, so like 2000.

• 40:34H. Foley?

  When you say hoodies, you mean zip-up hoodies, right?

• 40:37Speaker 01

  No, even like hoodies.

• 40:38H. Foley?

  Oh, yes.

• 40:39Speaker 01

  It was all crew neck before that. And I'm not just sure if that was my, what I could get my hand, but like, it seemed like hoodies became, brands started doing hoodies.

• 40:48H. Foley?

  No, the, the hooded sweatshirt was always kind of-

• 40:52Speaker 01

  Like the Russell type.

• 40:54H. Foley?

  Was always kind of cool. You know what I mean? Especially the lifeguard hoodie.

• 41:01H. Foley?

  The red lifeguard hoodie, hot chicks would wear that.

• 41:03Speaker 01

  You're obsessed with that, yeah.

• 41:07Speaker 01

  Hey girl, beautiful girl.

• 41:10H. Foley?

  Is that what I say? Is that how I sound?

• 41:13Speaker 01

  Beautiful girl.

• 41:15H. Foley?

  Oversized hoodies were always kind of a thing.

• 41:18Speaker 01

  Yeah, but I guess what I'm saying-

• 41:20H. Foley?

  Not the way that you think.

• 41:21Speaker 01

  Yeah, like, every, like, I get that hoodies existed, but I'm just saying, like, at some point, every... I was, we skated at that age, so like, every skateboarding company came out with hoodies. It wasn't just like, oh, here's a blue Russell Athletic hoodie you train in, or like, sweatsuit. It was like, it became a style, it felt.

• 41:39H. Foley?

  The college crew neck was more in style, and you look back on it, you're like, you look like a dork. I had an Old Dominion college crew neck.

• 41:49Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 41:50H. Foley?

  Yeah. And it was like, cool back then. I look back on it now, it looks like I was going to fucking night school.

• 41:58H. Foley?

  And my dad brought it home from a business trip. It was a West Virginia hoodie, or a West Virginia crew neck. It was sweet. An Old Dominion.

• 42:07Speaker 01

  That was back in the, you would just get caught, like, random college-ish shit.

• 42:10H. Foley?

  I'm like, who the fuck is Old Dominion? Division one school, huh?

• 42:15Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's, it's very funny. I, yeah, I mean, but when hoodies hit...

• 42:22Speaker 01

  Man, I remember driving with my hood, driving with my hood up, and my teacher saw me pulling into school. My Debbie Loom, 1996, I hate that. And he's like, were you driving with, he was a math teacher, he's like, were you driving with your hood on today?

• 42:36H. Foley?

  Yeah, I was stuck.

• 42:37Speaker 01

  I was like, yeah, I was stuck, dude. And he's like, I was like, yeah, that seems dangerous.

• 42:41H. Foley?

  Slaps the shit out of you.

• 42:43Speaker 01

  I'm sorry, man!

• 42:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, that same, that same teacher called me-

• 42:48H. Foley?

  You must've sucked, the fat Kevin Ryan, a little sleepy coming in.

• 42:52Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 42:52H. Foley?

  Little sleep buggers in your eyes.

• 42:54Speaker 01

  Nah, I only showered in the morning.

• 42:56H. Foley?

  Did you?

• 42:57Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 42:58H. Foley?

  Come on.

• 42:59Speaker 01

  Dude, nah, I was, listen.

• 43:01H. Foley?

  Streaks, Ryan, really?

• 43:04Speaker 01

  Now, I always showered in the, I, dude, I, listen, you've seen me.

• 43:10Speaker 01

  I'm a, I'm a tough sleeper. I wake up, I'm not.

• 43:14H. Foley?

  You got a wrestling match.

• 43:15Speaker 01

  I know. Um, I'm not, it's not, I could never get you halfway. That, I, I looked like shit to begin with. Then doing that, it looks like my dad fucking slapped me around a little bit.

• 43:27H. Foley?

  You ever see the kid that rolled into school not, and didn't shower in the, in the morning? His like hair would be sticking up a little bit?

• 43:33Speaker 01

  Dude, that's my biggest pet peeve. Is seeing someone out on like a Sunday.

• 43:40Speaker 01

  Listen, if you're running, like, I'm running to the, around the corner, but you're like kinda out, and I'm like, this fucking-

• 43:43H. Foley?

  Oh, I do that. I know what you're gonna say.

• 43:44Speaker 01

  Yeah, no, but with the real greasy hair, where I'm like, you haven't showered all weekend type thing, you know what I mean? You can tell, I'm like that-

• 43:50H. Foley?

  That's cool. Just gonna get two bagels.

• 43:52Speaker 01

  I know, but you can get, you can, listen, you can, you shouldn't be going out in the shit you slept in either. Put on a, you don't wanna shower, that's fine.

• 44:01H. Foley?

  Fuck that. On the weekends? All bets are off.

• 44:05Speaker 01

  No.

• 44:06H. Foley?

  You're running out to get a bacon, egg, and cheese or whatever, all bets are off. You do you. You're running a Wawa. Go on in your fucking pajamas.

• 44:13Speaker 01

  No.

• 44:14H. Foley?

  The world is your living room, my friend.

• 44:15Speaker 01

  No, it's not, man, and that's the fucking problem. It's not.

• 44:18H. Foley?

  What, are you wearing a fucking business suit walking around?

• 44:20Speaker 01

  No, but put on a fu- don't, dude, I don't need your t-shirt with like a fucking cum stain down by the bottom and like your neck's all stretched out and your fucking dandruff flakes on you.

• 44:28H. Foley?

  I'm sorry, the guy wanted a cum on my t-shirt.

• 44:30Speaker 01

  Yeah, no, it's like, I don't need to be that close to your bed sheets. There's no rea- a little bit of respect. Respect Wawa. Respect Seven.

• 44:39H. Foley?

  What if it's a girl? And she has an oversized hoodie on?

• 44:43Speaker 01

  Lifeguard, a beautiful girl. Um-

• 44:46H. Foley?

  I'm sorry, that was hot back then.

• 44:46Speaker 02

  Well, if you're putting on like the hat, the hoodie, it's fine to me. You're making an effort to like, yeah.

• 44:50Speaker 01

  You have to make an effort to be like, I didn't just put on slippers.

• 44:54H. Foley?

  No, I'm not saying that.

• 44:55Speaker 01

  You just said that. You just said that.

• 44:57H. Foley?

  I'm assuming that you, you, you know, there's a little overwear.

• 45:01Speaker 01

  I've, I've also been with you in hotels where like you, you zhuzh up a little bit.

• 45:06H. Foley?

  Zhuzh?

• 45:07Speaker 01

  That's all I'm saying, juju. You can't be fucking proper in the clothes you're sleeping. You can't do that.

• 45:13H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 45:13Speaker 01

  That's my, that's just my, that's, that's one of Kevin Ryan's keys to success.

• 45:17H. Foley?

  Take that to the bank.

• 45:19Speaker 01

  So I always did as a kid. I never, I, I was a bad, I was a bad sleeper.

• 45:23Speaker 02

  Did you guys ever get into the hoodies that zip all the way up?

• 45:26Speaker 01

  No, that was a little after my time.

• 45:28Speaker 02

  That was huge when I was in like second grade, yeah.

• 45:31Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 45:32Speaker 02

  I had a Vulcan one.

• 45:34Speaker 01

  Yeah, yes. That and the, the hoodies that had the thumb hole, the, the thumb sleeves on them, that shit hit. That was big.

• 45:41H. Foley?

  We used to do that naturally as a kid. Like you'd get a stretched out hoodie and you'd stick your thumbs in it.

• 45:46Speaker 01

  Yeah, but then, so there was the holes.

• 45:49H. Foley?

  That was grunge stuff.

• 45:50Speaker 01

  There was holes and then there was the...

• 45:54Speaker 01

  This.

• 45:57Speaker 01

  Uh...

• 46:00Speaker 01

  There was the holes, but then there was the ones that had like a sleeve for the thumb, not just a hole. I can't even find them. Maybe it was only a couple of brands did it.

• 46:08H. Foley?

  Let me see it.

• 46:09Speaker 01

  I can't, I have, I'm, I'm looking. I can't find it. Thumb sleeve hoodie. It was actually like a piece of cloth that like you, your thumb was like...

• 46:18H. Foley?

  Oh, and it was like a little, instead of just a hole, it had a little...

• 46:21Speaker 01

  It was like a, yeah, like a little...

• 46:22H. Foley?

  A little condom?

• 46:23Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 46:23H. Foley?

  That's pretty sick.

• 46:24Speaker 01

  Uh huh. I mean, yeah, that, that's what I'm saying. The hoodies at that point were like very...

• 46:28H. Foley?

  Yeah. Started to jump the shark.

• 46:31Speaker 02

  They had the eye holes in the zip up hoodies so you could like still see it.

• 46:34Speaker 01

  Yeah, that was, that was way pa- that was... Fucking, fuck around, get your ass beat. You showed off with one of them.

• 46:40H. Foley?

  You're fucking dork class.

• 46:41Speaker 02

  Driving around like that?

• 46:44Speaker 01

  Fucking high as shit.

• 46:45H. Foley?

  Bunch of kids with peanut allergies, "Mmm." Dork. Stinks.

• 46:50Speaker 01

  He's fucking 20 years younger than you.

• 46:52H. Foley?

  Whatever.

• 46:53Speaker 01

  It's also, he's doing...

• 46:55H. Foley?

  Much better than I am. But that's either here nor there. I can still make fun of him being a dork when he was in high school.

• 47:00Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 47:01H. Foley?

  Thank you. Nerd.

• 47:06H. Foley?

  What was the most expensive piece of clothing you got as a kid from your parents? Were you walking around like a $200 hoodie?

• 47:13Speaker 02

  Yeah, like those would come around like once a year.

• 47:15Speaker 01

  From what?

• 47:17Speaker 02

  I mean, nothing was like $200. It was more like, I mean, once I got to high school Vineyard Vines was big.

• 47:21Speaker 01

  Oh my god.

• 47:23H. Foley?

  That's crazy. That's, that's a fat guy brand to me.

• 47:26Speaker 01

  No, that was, dude, that's so funny.

• 47:29Speaker 02

  2012, 2014.

• 47:30Speaker 01

  The one kid, yeah, I guess, even before he was, what kid was wearing it in college? And dude, I remember showing up in like a fucking, a Williamson, not Williamsonoma.

• 47:42Speaker 01

  His chef jacket.

• 47:46Speaker 01

  No, what was it? Sonoma? Was Sonoma, see if you can find Sonoma. I think it was, whatever they sold at Kohl's.

• 47:52H. Foley?

  Sonoma.

• 47:53Speaker 01

  That was a warm one. It was, I, I, I.

• 47:56H. Foley?

  Yeah, I know exactly what you're talking about.

• 47:57Speaker 01

  It was, dude, I remember showing up in a button up, sweating my ass off in the sun. I didn't know, we were going to like a bar, like we were going out. And our boy, he showed up in like fucking, he was Connecticut kid, rich kid. He went to Drexel. Paul. And he lived with like Pat and them. And dude, he had like the Vineyard Vines tucked into like a pair of like, blue khakis with like pink fish on them or, somehow you fucking know. I'm sitting there dude sweating through this long sleeve button up. It's like fucking, it's July 4th weekend.

• 48:33H. Foley?

  Wool pants on?

• 48:35Speaker 01

  Pair of slacks going.

• 48:37H. Foley?

  Pair of charcoal wool pants?

• 48:40Speaker 01

  I remember being like, ah man, I, in my head, I thought I was doing that. You know what I mean? Like, I really thought I was, I thought I was like hitting the country. I didn't, I, I've just learned, not even really, but that's how off my settings were.

• 48:56H. Foley?

  Wait, that's what you kids were, that's what kids were wearing as fashion? Those like rich, those like salmon colored pants?

• 49:03Speaker 02

  Yeah, it was like the lax thing was big in my town. So, and that's like all the lacrosse players were like, it was Vineyard Vines, Nike Elite socks. You were mid-caps with Sperry's. It's a tough look.

• 49:13H. Foley?

  Jesus. Like a preppy, like a real preppy, rich kid look?

• 49:18Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 49:18H. Foley?

  Damn. Fuck you guys.

• 49:21Speaker 01

  I knew one kid that went to, I knew one kid that went to Nishamani and uh, he wore a, we heard stories of them. The one kid wore a collared shirt and we were in like 8th grade. I mean, somebody went, yeah, he's wearing a suit. And I, I didn't know, I thought a collared shirt was a suit. I didn't know the difference. Like, oh yeah.

• 49:39H. Foley?

  Why did the kid wear a collared shirt?

• 49:41Speaker 01

  He was just like preppy.

• 49:42H. Foley?

  Wow.

• 49:43Speaker 01

  But to me, that was like, that guy thought it was like he was getting married. Like I was like.

• 49:47H. Foley?

  Thought he was Doogie Howie?

• 49:48Speaker 01

  Yeah, you're like, they're like, you see the guys in Nishamani, they wear, they wear suits. It was really.

• 49:52H. Foley?

  Nishamani's a lower class school district though, isn't it?

• 49:55Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 49:56H. Foley?

  Huh.

• 49:56Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 49:57H. Foley?

  That's A about you. Pretty trashy.

• 50:00Speaker 01

  Me and my Williams, the nomad jumpsuit. Yeah, I don't know, man. I don't, I don't come.

• 50:04H. Foley?

  Chef's coat, straight.

• 50:09Speaker 01

  Any, anybody in my family, I mean, my dad wore the same, my dad and my stepdad wore the same jeans and the same tops. Not like, whatever. It was either the, if it was, it was a blue Russell, long sleeve crew neck like sweatshirt. That my dad wore, like he had like 10 of them or whatever. They wore every day. My stepdad wore the same flannels every, it was like, that's all, there was no fashion. There was no, you know, nobody was.

• 50:35Speaker 01

  My dad would go to a go, dude, when Tony Soprano hit, my dad started dressing like, that was when.

• 50:40H. Foley?

  That was big.

• 50:41Speaker 01

  I told you, he sent me to a wedding at like 11, right? With the fucking, like with the turtleneck and the suit.

• 50:48Speaker 01

  Like no shirt and tie. It was like.

• 50:50H. Foley?

  And envelope tucked in your pocket.

• 50:52Speaker 01

  And I, dude, I was like, yeah, cool. I didn't know, I didn't know where he got the inspo.

• 50:55H. Foley?

  But he wore a tucked in shirt, right? Fatty?

• 50:57Speaker 01

  That was probably tucked in.

• 50:58H. Foley?

  I know, but you'd have to, but that's a, that's caught.

• 51:01Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 51:01H. Foley?

  Going in there.

• 51:02Speaker 01

  I remember my brother's boy was like, why are you dressed like Tony Soprano? And I was like, I don't know. I was like 11. I didn't know what the fuck was that.

• 51:09H. Foley?

  Gabagoo.

• 51:11Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's funny. It's, it's also like the newer kids, they, the fashion is like a thing, like he's like, oh, in the whatever socks. There was never any branded socks anybody knew about.

• 51:21H. Foley?

  No, we were just trying to.

• 51:22Speaker 01

  Get ankle socks.

• 51:23H. Foley?

  Yeah, trying to get ankle socks.

• 51:26Speaker 01

  Things changed a lot, obviously, in that, in that time.

• 51:30H. Foley?

  Things used to be cool, then you came along.

• 51:35H. Foley?

  Everything got branded. Your Supreme. And your Benny Blanco, whatever you were doing. Your Mark Ronson, everybody listening to. Amy Winehouse. Good time.

• 51:49H. Foley?

  Don't get me started about her. Beautiful girl.

• 51:54Speaker 02

  Did you guys ever get college gear at a young age and then like your parents were like, you're gonna have to study really hard though to get into this school?

• 52:00H. Foley?

  No, that was, the college gear was huge when I was a kid.

• 52:03Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 52:04H. Foley?

  When I was in like, uh, 7th, 8th, 9th, 10th grade, all those, um, kinda hats like Gillis wear sometimes or like college.

• 52:13Speaker 01

  They're back in style. It just says like, not really a logo, but it'll say the name of the thing, like whatever university.

• 52:19H. Foley?

  There was a circle and they have little, these little lines that went out. I can't remember, game hats, I think there were game hats, was the name of the company.

• 52:25Speaker 01

  Real simple, kind of.

• 52:26H. Foley?

  Yeah, they were huge. Anything college was huge. Anything NBA was huge. Starter jackets, all that kinda stuff.

• 52:35Speaker 02

  Yeah, that kinda stuff.

• 52:36H. Foley?

  Nah, not, the, the one in the middle, I'm sorry. The Michigan retro circle, yeah. Those were huge. Huge.

• 52:44Speaker 02

  Huge.

• 52:44H. Foley?

  And you would wear them, you would fucking bend the shit out of the beak and pull it down. And the weathered it got, the better, the better it was. Like if it was like ripped and all that kinda stuff, it was cooler. Anything weathered was, was big.

• 52:57Speaker 01

  But then that happened, but then it, it were like, that became not cool to us. Like if any like, eh, I mean, it was like sneakers. If your sneakers were worn, you were fucking washed. It'd be like all that, like, you, people would like waddle in their Air Forces or Jordans, not to crease them. Like, it became, everything had to be, it was very rap inspired.

• 53:17H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 53:18Speaker 01

  The jersey, I mean, and if, and any professional jersey to us was like, you can get your hands, we'd swap them, we'd fucking trade them, we'd, I, you know. That was the most expensive I think I had was an Eric Moulds jersey.

• 53:32H. Foley?

  Eric Moulds?

• 53:33Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 53:33H. Foley?

  Who's that?

• 53:34Speaker 01

  He was like a fucking linebacker on the Buffalo Bills. I won it in the, I won it or lost it in a dice game.

• 53:40H. Foley?

  Eric Moulds?

• 53:41Speaker 01

  I think that's his name, right? I think I won it from Pat.

• 53:46H. Foley?

  Jerry Stranskow?

• 53:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, it was very, Eric Moulds, American former football player. I don't even know when he played. 12 seasons.

• 53:54H. Foley?

  Would you try to sound cool, but the guy got my Moulds jersey on?

• 53:56Speaker 01

  Uh, for sure. For sure.

• 53:58H. Foley?

  What's his name? Who? Did people know who he was?

• 54:01Speaker 01

  No. I think I got it from Pat in like a, in a, some sort of gambling debt.

• 54:09Speaker 01

  He paid me in an Eric Mould's jersey.

• 54:11H. Foley?

  Yeah, he got over on you on that one.

• 54:13Speaker 01

  And nah, dude, it was authentic. The real stitching.

• 54:17H. Foley?

  Uh huh, yeah.

• 54:18Speaker 01

  It was like real tight around the arms.

• 54:22H. Foley?

  Cause he's a running back and you were a fat piece of shit.

• 54:26Speaker 01

  He was a wide receiver.

• 54:27H. Foley?

  Oh man.

• 54:28Speaker 01

  6'2", 210. I was 5'4", 380.

• 54:35Speaker 01

  And then I remember losing it to my.

• 54:37H. Foley?

  Looking like an asshole walking around in 81.

• 54:40Speaker 01

  I think it was 89. That was 84. Oh god, that's great.

• 54:47H. Foley?

  I was gonna say 89, you get away with it if you think you're a tight end or something.

• 54:50Speaker 01

  The 84, um.

• 54:53H. Foley?

  That's awesome.

• 54:54Speaker 01

  And I lost in a game of C-Lo to my boy Jeff. I remember being like, that was the most expensive thing I owned.

• 55:01Speaker 01

  Gone. I just being like, phew. I had it for like two, for like a week or whatever. Live by the gun, die by the gun.

• 55:09H. Foley?

  See a Moulds?

• 55:11Speaker 01

  Walking home with no shirt on.

• 55:14H. Foley?

  And just these lines on your.

• 55:16Speaker 01

  I'm driving home topless.

• 55:20H. Foley?

  Lost my shirt in a poker game, believe that sir?

• 55:25Speaker 01

  So it's not topless?

• 55:28H. Foley?

  Damn.

• 55:28Speaker 01

  That's army it was.

• 55:31H. Foley?

  Were your titties hanging out?

• 55:32Speaker 01

  Still got the helmet on.

• 55:35Speaker 01

  Ah, golly gee, Wilikers. Um, alright, let's see here. This one's on Foley's Marshall Arts Gym.

• 55:44H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 55:44Speaker 01

  $10 solstice, how you doing?

• 55:47H. Foley?

  There lady?

• 55:47Speaker 01

  Is it garbage to get in trouble in second grade for using a carpenter's pencil? Oh, those square jump. They got real mad when I used a pocket knife to sharpen it. That'll jam me up.

• 55:58H. Foley?

  Trouble is a little fucked up to get in trouble.

• 56:01Speaker 01

  Can't bring a knife to school.

• 56:02H. Foley?

  A knife I get, but using the carpenter's pencil, you should be able to use that.

• 56:06Speaker 01

  Sure. I mean, I also think it's just like.

• 56:08H. Foley?

  Maybe not in those formative years.

• 56:10Speaker 01

  Yeah, also like I don't think, you know, I don't know if it works on a Scantron or whatever. It's a big, thick piece of.

• 56:17H. Foley?

  I've gotten them down to, excuse me, I've gotten them down to being able to write.

• 56:21Speaker 01

  I get you. I believe, I mean, for sure. She's also eight years old or whatever. Maybe it's not as, you know.

• 56:28H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 56:28Speaker 01

  Fine point as that.

• 56:30H. Foley?

  I get it.

• 56:30Speaker 01

  I do get half, if you break that out for a test or a handwriting thing and the teacher's like. No, let's get you a normal fucking pencil.

• 56:39H. Foley?

  Had to use that grip because my handwriting was bad. Had to use that dumb kid's grip.

• 56:46H. Foley?

  I haven't liked the sleeve for bowling. Fucking using that. Brutal.

• 56:53Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 56:53H. Foley?

  I got popped at that shit every couple of years. They'd realize I'm, they would, they would, they would, they would pop me, realize I'm dumb. Do something about it for like two weeks and then it would just stop. I'd just go back to my regular desk. There was like a lot of times where like-

• 57:08Speaker 01

  They're putting me at different desks?

• 57:09H. Foley?

  Yeah, I'd be like-

• 57:10Speaker 01

  Were you ever in a class with like five, six people?

• 57:12H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 57:14H. Foley?

  In I-Hall, for English. I can't remember the name of the teacher, but she, uh, she liked to, she liked to have a cocktail. Um, poor lady. Uh, yeah, she was down there fucking fucked up, teaching us.

• 57:29Speaker 01

  Sixties, man, wild time.

• 57:33H. Foley?

  But this is earlier. This isn't like, from like 4th grade to like 8th grade, I would just get popped every once in a while with like, something would come around or like, something like, you know, some ADD thing or, you know, learning disability thing or some test or something like that. Or I'd be the fucking poster kid.

• 57:54Speaker 01

  Sure. I remember they tested me and my brother, I don't know, I remember I had to go to the place next to McDonald's. I said, "What the fuck?" It was this old house on Second Street Pike. I go, "It's yellow." I go, "This fucking-"

• 58:05H. Foley?

  This ain't good.

• 58:05Speaker 01

  This ain't good.

• 58:06H. Foley?

  This ain't a promotion.

• 58:10Speaker 01

  Walking up, you know, you could just tell a place sucks with the walking up the stairs.

• 58:14H. Foley?

  You knew you were in trouble, or you knew you were going to something unfun if it was during the middle of the week at like 7 o'clock. "Don't forget after dinner, we have to go to doctor, go to whatever." And you're like, "Wait, what's that?"

• 58:25Speaker 01

  Get checked for scoliosis or something.

• 58:30Speaker 01

  Gotta make sure you don't have flat feet.

• 58:33H. Foley?

  You got the meter on you?

• 58:37Speaker 01

  There was so much of that shit where you just had to go to some random fucking, never in like a professional build. Like, you think I wanted to go to the fucking mall or nothing? You got me going to this fucking whack ass thing like next to an orthodontist or something?

• 58:50H. Foley?

  Hey, what was the place of the building?

• 58:54Speaker 01

  I don't know. I, I don't know what, it might have been a psychiatrist or a psychologist, like a, it might have been something to do. But that was also when the divorce hit and they were trying to fucking, trying to plug the hole in the boat. They were really fucking.

• 59:07H. Foley?

  Hey, welcome to Dum Dums.

• 59:10Speaker 01

  I told you, I used to have to go to a tutor. I had to go to a math tutor. For the SATs or something. I forgot what the fuck it was for.

• 59:20Speaker 01

  This bitch was huge. She was so big.

• 59:23H. Foley?

  This lady, they chicken while you did it or something?

• 59:25Speaker 01

  How you did it?

• 59:28H. Foley?

  She, you told me this.

• 59:29Speaker 01

  Yeah, she would order Chinese food, her fucking huge ass. She was like pretty much immobile. And her huge ass husband would come in and he would be missing belt loops left and right on his pants.

• 59:44H. Foley?

  Was this at her house?

• 59:45Speaker 01

  No, it was in a, it was above a pizza place ironically enough.

• 59:49H. Foley?

  Was he fat too?

• 59:50Speaker 01

  Yeah, but not like, he was like you fat.

• 59:53H. Foley?

  He would, he would bring, I respect it. He would bring her Chinese food?

• 59:58Speaker 01

  Oh yeah, she would, she would order, I'd get there at like 5:15 or what, you know, I'd get there at 5, whatever, you know? And it was also just so tr- my mom would drop me off and like my stepmom would pick me, like there was like, there was like the custody switch was at this, you know? Somebody would drop me off and then the other party would pick me up.

• 1:00:17H. Foley?

  Brutal.

• 1:00:17Speaker 01

  Meanwhile, she's up there fucking eating egg rolls and like wonton.

• 1:00:21H. Foley?

  Why you're, what she's teaching you?

• 1:00:22Speaker 01

  I remember a piece of fucking, I had to tell you this, a piece of fucking egg roll flew out of her mouth and landed on my homework. I was like.

• 1:00:32Speaker 01

  And she just like, I remember, she just hit me with her pinky like, get that out of the way. Thanks for this soy sauce. My teacher's gonna love this.

• 1:00:40H. Foley?

  How can you be doing that, eating Chinese food while you're tutoring a kid? Even I know that's wrong.

• 1:00:46Speaker 01

  Uh huh. Well Danny went there, I went there, and then I went back there. I went there a couple of times.

• 1:00:52H. Foley?

  Did your mom know that she was huge?

• 1:00:53Speaker 01

  Yeah. I mean, yeah. I was also the same time I realized what post-dating the check was. Denise, I remember Denise said, "Don't cash it until next week." I gotta move, yeah, I gotta move. So I said, "This lady's gonna be at the fucking Han Dynasty with this in 50."

• 1:01:08Speaker 01

  Hey, you fucking nuts lady? It'd be fucking, you're gonna be a check cashing place, trying to get fucking fortune cookies with this thing.

• 1:01:21Speaker 01

  But yeah, I had to go to a lot of those, I got a cold sitting, and I could feel it. When the dinner, dinner, when the divorce, there was like a lot of

• 1:01:31Speaker 01

  whatever, behavioral therapist and stuff like that. And also Danny was nuts, so they would be like he's something, so he would start acting up, they'd be like, "Well, let's, you know, it just seems to be, this is gonna be an underlying."

• 1:01:44H. Foley?

  The fat one just looking at me.

• 1:01:48H. Foley?

  He just sitting there like this.

• 1:01:51Speaker 01

  Yeah, but I know there was this yellow, yellow or pink building right next to the McDonald's. It was an old like colonial house, not like, just like an old house.

• 1:01:59H. Foley?

  That's not you around that time, is it? Is it?

• 1:02:01Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:02:02H. Foley?

  That's a divorce?

• 1:02:03Speaker 01

  They had just told me they got divorced right before that.

• 1:02:07Speaker 01

  I still hit the pose though.

• 1:02:09H. Foley?

  And they gave you a Frankenstein haircut? Took you to get your picture taken? Oh shit. Right there. Wait, had they told you before that?

• 1:02:22Speaker 01

  I was three, I think. So yeah, so it was after that. I had already lived like, so half my life without these fucking guys. I was an old veteran.

• 1:02:32H. Foley?

  Traumatized kid there. You were going to work after that picture.

• 1:02:36Speaker 01

  Take the picture.

• 1:02:38H. Foley?

  I'm gonna be at Lumberjacks in an hour.

• 1:02:42H. Foley?

  All right.

• 1:02:43Speaker 01

  Uh. Um, this one's from Aaron. Is it garbage to threaten to send an invoice for your time? I had a coworker beef with Ray Moore and Flanagan and he said, "So where do I send the invoice for my time to?" That's a big Diesel thing.

• 1:02:58H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:58Speaker 01

  They got me calling, now I'm sending them back, then the multiple emails, who's gonna reimburse me? Uh, I've never, never really done that. I don't give the, I don't give into the, the fight.

• 1:03:11H. Foley?

  I don't know what an invoice is.

• 1:03:14Speaker 01

  It's good for you.

• 1:03:16Speaker 01

  Um. Yeah, I don't, uh.

• 1:03:20H. Foley?

  What do you give into the fight?

• 1:03:22Speaker 01

  I'm not gonna spend an hour, two hours talking to somebody to rectify a problem. That's, I would just go, "I'd rather lose whatever the fuck I'm losing" than sit on the phone for two hours. I don't talk to my wife on the phone. I'm not talking, I'm not sitting to do customer service or anything, you know what I mean?

• 1:03:38H. Foley?

  I got you.

• 1:03:39Speaker 01

  I mean, and we went through the carpet thing here. Remember we were on the phone with them and they're like...

• 1:03:42H. Foley?

  That's what I was thinking.

• 1:03:43Speaker 01

  You just can't get it. I just went, you just, you go, "All right," like, it's either, you're gonna do it or you're not gonna, you know.

• 1:03:49H. Foley?

  I, I'll do that stuff when I'm trying to do something. Like, I, I can't go to the website and do it. I gotta call and, and, and talk to somebody to do it so I know it's done. Just 'cause I'm stupid.

• 1:04:00Speaker 01

  Sure, that's so, I would rather do it any other way than get on the phone and talk to somebody.

• 1:04:04H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:04Speaker 01

  Like, any other way.

• 1:04:05H. Foley?

  I don't believe the website. Like, like, you know, if I could go and do something on the website, change something over, set up a payment arrangement or something like that, I don't trust it.

• 1:04:15Speaker 01

  Yeah, no. I'm the complete...

• 1:04:17H. Foley?

  How do I know where that's going?

• 1:04:18Speaker 01

  Let's see.

• 1:04:19H. Foley?

  What if the server failed or something like that?

• 1:04:21Speaker 01

  So you're trusting the guy? I trust technology more than a person.

• 1:04:24H. Foley?

  I trust the guy, Earl.

• 1:04:26Speaker 01

  Good guy.

• 1:04:26H. Foley?

  Rep3459.

• 1:04:28Speaker 01

  Yeah, no, but yeah, also you never have any, you never write that down. Okay, oh, it's your confirmation.

• 1:04:33H. Foley?

  I do, I do.

• 1:04:34Speaker 01

  It's also so hard to get the guy now. Yeah, now, well, Earl said...

• 1:04:38H. Foley?

  Now it is, yeah, 'cause of your generation.

• 1:04:41Speaker 01

  All right, we gotta wrap it up.

• 1:04:42H. Foley?

  Gang, we love you to death.

• 1:04:44Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:04:44H. Foley?

  Come out and see the boys at a live show.

• 1:04:46Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:04:46H. Foley?

  All right, and we will, uh, see you next week.

• 1:04:49Speaker 01

  Peace.