Pretty Little Episode #94

Fortune and Mae give advice on feeling your handsomest and walk a mile in a teacher's gym shoes on a super-sweet Pretty Little Episode! Handsome is hosted by Tig Notaro, Mae Martin, and Fortune FeimsterSubmit your questions to speakpipe.com/handsomepod http://speakpipe.com/handsomepodFollow us on social media @handsomepodMerch at handsomepod.com http://handsomepod.com/Watch Handsome on YouTube http://youtube.com/@handsomepodThis is a Headgum https://headgum.com/ podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter https://x.com/headgum, Instagram https://www.instagram.com/headgum/, and Tiktok https://www.tiktok.com/@headgum. Advertise on Handsome https://gumball.fm/shows/handsome via Gumball.fm http://gumball.fm/. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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• 0:01Speaker 00

  This is a HeadGum Podcast.

• 0:16Mae Martin?

  Pretty little episode. Welcome to a pretty little episode of the Handsome Podcast. I'm one of your pretty little hosts, Mae Martin. I'm joined by?

• 0:27Fortune Feimster?

  Fortune Feimster.

• 0:29Mae Martin?

  And of course, Thomas, always looking beautiful.

• 0:32Speaker 03

  Thank you.

• 0:33Fortune Feimster?

  So gorgeous with that mustache, mustache.

• 0:37Mae Martin?

  I wonder if I could grow one, like a really solid one, if I, if I would. I think, I think I could, I could do it.

• 0:45Fortune Feimster?

  I don't know. Blonde hair in general is light, you know, harder and usually not as coarse.

• 0:53Mae Martin?

  Right. I would have like a soft little pubic mustache.

• 0:56Fortune Feimster?

  Like a peach fuzz sort of sitch.

• 0:59Mae Martin?

  Yeah. Not as cool as.

• 1:01Fortune Feimster?

  You'd always try. You never know.

• 1:03Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 1:04Fortune Feimster?

  I sometimes grow a mustache, not on purpose.

• 1:06Mae Martin?

  Really? And then, do you shave it?

• 1:09Fortune Feimster?

  No.

• 1:10Mae Martin?

  Okay, because I have.

• 1:11Fortune Feimster?

  Because with, because I have blonde hair. So again, like there's like little, little tiny, tiny hairs, but you can't see them.

• 1:17Mae Martin?

  Right. You just see it if you put makeup on. That's when you see it.

• 1:20Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah. Well, you know me, I love to put makeup on my mustache.

• 1:25Mae Martin?

  I saw somebody, I saw someone came to a show the other night wearing the, I've got cheese in my pocket t-shirt and it really made me laugh.

• 1:34Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, I haven't seen that one in person yet.

• 1:37Mae Martin?

  It was really one of your best, one of your best catchphrases.

• 1:41Fortune Feimster?

  I've been seeing a lot of people come to my standup shows wearing the Gams t-shirts and the Fortune Marie t-shirt.

• 1:50Mae Martin?

  Oh my God. I forgot about the Fortune Marie t-shirt. And of course, your standup shows must be all people with Fortune Marie.

• 1:58Fortune Feimster?

  Well, it's funny too, because on the shirt, the Fortune Marie is humongous.

• 2:03Mae Martin?

  Yeah. So you can see it from the, it's like everyone's yelling at you.

• 2:05Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 2:08Fortune Feimster?

  And then the Gams one is really funny in person.

• 2:11Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 2:12Fortune Feimster?

  I don't know why. I mean, I thought it was cute when we saw the mockups of it. But when you see it in person, it's, I'm like, oh, that's a shirt's pretty great.

• 2:22Mae Martin?

  What does it say on it again?

• 2:24Fortune Feimster?

  It's legs and cowboy boots that are kind of like up in the air. And then it says, it just says Gams.

• 2:30Mae Martin?

  Oh, nice. Okay, yeah.

• 2:32Fortune Feimster?

  But it's, it's a pretty funny shirt.

• 2:34Mae Martin?

  Yeah. Yeah, we got good stuff.

• 2:36Fortune Feimster?

  So I've been seeing a lot. I've been seeing a lot of those lately. I know, we have quite an array of merch. This is one of those pods where like, if something tickles someone, you never know when it'll end up on a shirt.

• 2:51Mae Martin?

  Yeah. And then I really like, people say that if they are wearing the merch out in the world, it attracts like-minded people or like, keep it handsome, like in the weirdest places. I like that.

• 3:00Fortune Feimster?

  They get, they point at each other. Oh, I also see the Peanut Butter Bitch shirt quite a bit, too.

• 3:05Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 3:06Fortune Feimster?

  Some good stuff out there, y'all. And I'm still a Peanut Butter Bitch. I had it this morning.

• 3:11Mae Martin?

  I'm craving it, actually. I've been eating such weird, I, I, I really have such a newfound respect for you, dude. The amount of touring you do, it's like, it really, it takes a, I'm, I'm having a blast. Like, I, I mean, I'll look back on it as this wild experience, but I mean, I, you, you don't do a hundred cities a year or something? It's like, just your routines, like you're eating at weird times. You're having to like, just try to regulate yourself in whatever way. I don't know.

• 3:42Fortune Feimster?

  Every tour of mine is, every act, I guess, is a total of two years.

• 3:48Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 3:48Fortune Feimster?

  So the first four months are me writing the material and doing clubs.

• 3:54Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 3:54Fortune Feimster?

  Um, and so I'll do like a club weekend when it's like four shows in the weekend. That's like the first three to four months. And then the, the next year and a half is theaters. And then I'll do, that's where I'll do a hundred cities, 150 shows. And then at the end of that, I film a special.

• 4:15Mae Martin?

  And when you're doing the shows, are you, how many in a row are you doing? Like, how long are you away at a time?

• 4:20Fortune Feimster?

  I, well, that's why mine goes on over the span of time. Cause I'm not doing the bus like you. Uh, cause I'm just such a, I just need to like center myself. Um, so I'll go, I'll go out and do like three cities in a weekend. Come home, maybe go out the next weekend, come home, take that weekend off, go back.

• 4:45Mae Martin?

  Okay.

• 4:45Fortune Feimster?

  Like two more, two more, two more weekends in a row, or maybe it'll be three weekends in a row. Then one, one weekend off.

• 4:53Mae Martin?

  Smart way to do it.

• 4:54Fortune Feimster?

  Or two weekends off, it depends. So.

• 4:57Mae Martin?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 4:57Fortune Feimster?

  It's a little tougher. My acting stuff has amped up a lot lately. Uh, so I, I was actually going to film this fall and I might be pushing that now. Well, I'm still figuring it out.

• 5:12Mae Martin?

  Okay.

• 5:13Fortune Feimster?

  Um, so that will just pro, it'll prolong my tour a couple of months. So instead of where I would be doing like a bunch of weekends in a row, I might be doing like one weekend a month for a couple of months. And then hitting it really hard for like four weekends in a row, three cities and then film.

• 5:31Mae Martin?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 5:32Fortune Feimster?

  Something like that.

• 5:34Mae Martin?

  Um, the next time I do it is going to be a little different for sure. I wonder, maybe the next, well, I'd love to do Europe. I've toured the UK a bunch and I've done like Berlin and, but, and, and Paris and stuff. But I'd like to do like a big European tour, but maybe I would rent a car and drive myself.

• 5:50Fortune Feimster?

  Would you?

• 5:51Mae Martin?

  I don't know. I want to try this weekend thing you're talking about. Anyway.

• 5:55Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 5:55Mae Martin?

  Is this boring?

• 5:56Fortune Feimster?

  Well, it just depends on what people are into. If, if some people want to just want to like do a bunch in like three months and be done. And then I, other people just want to, you know, have a life in between.

• 6:08Mae Martin?

  Right.

• 6:08Fortune Feimster?

  It's, it's personal preference, but yeah, I'm about to do Europe, but I'm going to be flying to each city.

• 6:14Mae Martin?

  Yeah, you're going to have so much fun.

• 6:16Fortune Feimster?

  I hope so. It's, you know, I'm not as, uh, I'm not as known over there. So it definitely humbles you.

• 6:24Mae Martin?

  Yeah, for sure. Have you toured there since Handsome came out?

• 6:28Fortune Feimster?

  Uh, no, this is my first.

• 6:31Mae Martin?

  Okay.

• 6:31Fortune Feimster?

  I did, I did my show in Amsterdam. There were some Handsome listeners there. Um, but yeah, this is my first since doing handsome.

• 6:38Mae Martin?

  Okay, well, I bet, I bet you're gonna be pleasantly surprised, yeah.

• 6:41Fortune Feimster?

  We'll see if we got some European handsome listeners. That would be lovely to meet them.

• 6:46Mae Martin?

  Yeah, man.

• 6:47Fortune Feimster?

  Well, should we do some questions?

• 6:49Mae Martin?

  That's what we're here for.

• 6:51Fortune Feimster?

  Alright.

• 6:51Mae Martin?

  Got to. Let's see what people want to know.

• 6:54Speaker 04

  Hi, handsome podcast. My name is Paul. Um, and I'm asking my question all the way from Northern England. Um, I've been listening to the podcast for a few years now and I'm a big fan. And I just wanted to ask, what helps you feel the most handsome and secure in yourself? As a, as a handsome lady or lady? I'm nineteen years old and I am a pretty little lady, but sometimes it can be kind of isolating. When you're the only person who looks the way you do when you're in a room. I've been out for a long time as gay, but kind of only really start to look the way I feel comfortable more so in the past few years.

• 7:35Speaker 04

  Something I do is wearing things like tightfitted, black, plain t-shirts. Um, or having a nice cologne, things like that. But I just wanted to know what helps you guys feel good in yourself and secure in your handsomeness? Thank you. Love you guys.

• 7:52Mae Martin?

  Thank you. That's such a good question and I relate so hard. And congrats on, I mean, to be nineteen and figuring out yourself and how you want to look and be is pretty impressive. It took me till I was like thirty-five probably, so. Um, I really relate to the black t-shirt thing. Like a, a good black or white t-shirt that fits really well for me. And the cologne thing, actually. Do you wear cologne, Fortune?

• 8:18Fortune Feimster?

  I do, actually. I love it. I wear Mont Blanc Legend.

• 8:23Mae Martin?

  Oh, yeah, okay. I want to, next time I'm at duty free, I'm going to spray in the air and think about.

• 8:29Fortune Feimster?

  I'm not gonna lie, I have been told I smell good.

• 8:33Mae Martin?

  Hey, I don't doubt that for one second.

• 8:35Fortune Feimster?

  By a number of people.

• 8:36Mae Martin?

  Okay.

• 8:38Fortune Feimster?

  So, I don't, I'm not gonna tell you how many, because it's hard to keep up with the number.

• 8:43Mae Martin?

  Whoa, innumerable.

• 8:45Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, but it's good stuff.

• 8:47Mae Martin?

  Does it make you feel handsome? Is that one of the things?

• 8:49Fortune Feimster?

  Uh, it does, it does. I think, uh. You know, it's always, you feel the most handsome when you're the most comfortable in your own skin. I think, which is the journey that we're all on.

• 9:03Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 9:03Fortune Feimster?

  And takes a long time to get there for various reasons for all of us. And you know, I certainly have days where I look in the mirror and I go, oof, this is rough.

• 9:16Mae Martin?

  Yeah, same.

• 9:17Fortune Feimster?

  But I think the older I've gotten, the more I've just, you know, appreciated the things I do have that, you know, or I find positive or appealing. And I think I genuinely like myself. But that's just come with age and time.

• 9:34Mae Martin?

  Paul was saying about feeling like the only person in a room who looks like you. I think that can be super isolating. I think finding community is super important. But also like, how cool to, do you think, I bet there's a lot of women who wanna dress like, like more handsome, but they wouldn't let themselves have the creativity to, you know, or they feel like they gotta be more femme. Like, I think there's something so cool about having the creativity and self-knowledge to be like, I wanna, I feel better in, yeah, double denim or whatever.

• 10:13Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, I mean, I think when you're younger, you kind of feel like you have to conform to what everybody else is doing. So I certainly went through the phases of like, trying to wear skirts or like sleeveless shirts. And I felt so weird.

• 10:27Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 10:28Fortune Feimster?

  In this, but and then, you know, I would land back on jeans and a sweatshirt or something.

• 10:34Mae Martin?

  Yeah. Imagine in the olden timey days, we would be all in, yeah.

• 10:39Fortune Feimster?

  I know those big old dresses.

• 10:41Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 10:42Fortune Feimster?

  No, thanks. We definitely were born in the right time where we could dress casually.

• 10:48Mae Martin?

  I know, thank God.

• 10:49Fortune Feimster?

  Now I just, in my older age, I just dress kind of like Adam Sandler, you know?

• 10:53Mae Martin?

  No, Adam Sandler is in like.

• 10:57Fortune Feimster?

  The Sandman.

• 10:58Mae Martin?

  The Sandman's wearing shorts.

• 11:00Fortune Feimster?

  I don't wear basketball shorts, but I do, I do love my joggers.

• 11:04Mae Martin?

  Oh, man, yeah, yeah, joggers are good.

• 11:06Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, so when I, the times I've opened for, for Adam, I feel dressed up in my.

• 11:15Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 11:15Fortune Feimster?

  Joggers and my.

• 11:17Mae Martin?

  When he's in an arena.

• 11:19Fortune Feimster?

  Shacket I'm wearing.

• 11:20Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 11:22Fortune Feimster?

  He's the best.

• 11:28Mae Martin?

  I also feel handsome when I'm connected to my body. Like, I feel like if I'm stretching or if I do a little workout, it's just psychological, I think. It doesn't, you don't look any different at the end of a 20-minute workout. But psychologically, you're just like more in your body. That helps a bit.

• 11:47Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah. And honestly, I think that, kind of circling back to that feeling good in your own skin, I do think that when you are just sort of more comfortable with what you're doing and working with, people aren't really, they just kind of go, yeah, that's what they're doing. That's their thing. Like, they kind of just accept it. Versus if you seem like uncomfortable, or if you seem like you're self-conscious about it, then other people are kind of like, well, what are they doing over there? Because they seem a little fidgety or a little this. So trying to just like have peace with like, this is what, this is me. This is what I'm wearing. I'm in, I feel good in this.

• 12:28Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 12:28Fortune Feimster?

  And just being okay with that, you know, is helpful.

• 12:31Mae Martin?

  Yeah, agreed, agreed. There's something very magnetic about people who are comfortable in their skin and confident. It kind of has nothing to do with what they look like.

• 12:42Fortune Feimster?

  I can promise you, there are many 19-year-olds out there who are unsure of what they're wearing and feeling a little self-conscious, because that's just age, like being young. And it just takes a little while and life experience to just get that comfortability. So you are definitely not alone in that feeling.

• 13:05Mae Martin?

  Man, when I, the first time I ever did any acting or anything, I was like, oh, my God, of course, everyone is wearing so much makeup. And growing up, I wish I'd known or been reminded that like, everyone I loved had bad skin and just was like airbrushed or had tons of makeup on for photo shoots. Men have it on, like.

• 13:25Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 13:26Mae Martin?

  Yeah, like, don't let yourself try to live up to these crazy standards, because it's all fake. No one looks like any of these. Well, that's not true. Some people do, and it's crazy.

• 13:39Fortune Feimster?

  Gorgeous.

• 13:41Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 13:42Fortune Feimster?

  Other people look like me.

• 13:46Fortune Feimster?

  Look at that beautiful face. Me, what's up you guys?

• 13:53Fortune Feimster?

  Well, thank you for that, that very cool question.

• 13:59Mae Martin?

  Yeah, thank you so much, Paul.

• 14:01Speaker 05

  Hi handsome, I'm Lindsay.

• 14:03Speaker 06

  I'm Tanya.

• 14:04Speaker 07

  And this is Suzie.

• 14:05Speaker 05

  And we are all public school teachers from Minnesota.

• 14:09Mae Martin?

  Oh.

• 14:09Speaker 06

  We are also best friends.

• 14:12Speaker 07

  And love to listen to your podcast and we gab about you handsomeness.

• 14:15Speaker 05

  So our question is, if you could, if you were a public school teacher, what would you teach?

• 14:22Speaker 06

  Like what grade level and what subject?

• 14:25Speaker 07

  And why would you teach that?

• 14:27Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, wow. Well, first off, shout out school teachers, especially the. Out. I love a gaggle of school teachers asking a question.

• 14:37Mae Martin?

  Yeah, seriously.

• 14:38Fortune Feimster?

  Um, but that, that is such a hard job. I have a tremendous amount of respect for teachers. My mom was a special education teacher for 30 years. And, uh, yeah, my sister-in-law was a teacher, my ex was a teacher, her mom was a teacher. Uh, many teachers in, in my world. Um, and yeah, it's a tough job. So thank you for what you do.

• 15:01Mae Martin?

  Seriously, overworked, underpaid, um, and just, yeah, shaping our futures and the future of society. My mom was a teacher for, for a little bit too. Yeah, I, I know it would be grade 10 that I would want to teach because that's when I learned. That year I learned the most and I was the most suggestible. And I think I, uh, I had one teacher who, for Canadian Studies, he made us watch like, it was completely unconnected to Canadian Studies, but we would watch like Rebel Without a Cause or Doctor Strangelove or these like classic movies. And it made such an impact on me. So I think maybe I would do something pop, I'd do Beatles maybe

• 15:42Mae Martin?

  and, and like stuff around the Cultural Revolution around the late 60s. I could teach a course on like, yeah, on, on that era of, uh, the Grateful Dead and. And all that.

• 15:56Fortune Feimster?

  I could see you teaching a course at some point for like a college or something.

• 16:02Mae Martin?

  No.

• 16:03Fortune Feimster?

  I would.

• 16:03Mae Martin?

  One day.

• 16:05Fortune Feimster?

  I'd love to.

• 16:06Mae Martin?

  Yeah, but like, like something creative, artsy and artsy type of thing like you're talking about. Yeah, maybe, I mean, maybe mythology for kids and really bring it to life. Those stories are so useful. A for your spirit and your inner world, but also for creativity that they all have this hero structure and stuff. And if you get the, that story structure in your bones early, I think it helps with all kinds of things.

• 16:32Fortune Feimster?

  Hmm.

• 16:33Mae Martin?

  Would you teach music? I feel like you could teach singing beautifully.

• 16:38Fortune Feimster?

  Oh. Well, elementary school music classes are fun because you do like the xylophone and things like that.

• 16:47Mae Martin?

  Yes.

• 16:48Fortune Feimster?

  But you know, I'm like a little Mary had, Mary had a lamb. Come on now.

• 16:53Mae Martin?

  Come on now.

• 16:54Fortune Feimster?

  But I don't know enough about music to be able to have us come together in a way that's not like causing everyone to have a headache. Um, I think we all know what I would teach you guys. I think it's pretty clear.

• 17:08Mae Martin?

  Wait, let me guess.

• 17:09Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, I guess.

• 17:10Mae Martin?

  The Golden Girls?

• 17:11Fortune Feimster?

  No, no. Thing more traditional.

• 17:16Mae Martin?

  Motorboating.

• 17:17Fortune Feimster?

  I mean, I love that, but thing more traditional.

• 17:19Mae Martin?

  Uh, Religious Studies.

• 17:21Fortune Feimster?

  Look at how I'm dressed, May.

• 17:24Mae Martin?

  Uh, PE.

• 17:27Fortune Feimster?

  Duh, come on.

• 17:31Mae Martin?

  You teach PE.

• 17:33Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah. You have a lesbian PE teacher. What are we, what are we talking about here?

• 17:36Mae Martin?

  You're right. There's some school out there that needs a lesbian PE teacher.

• 17:40Fortune Feimster?

  They already have one. I promise you.

• 17:43Mae Martin?

  You gotta step up.

• 17:44Fortune Feimster?

  So I would just be joining, joining my fellow lesbians. They're incredible PE teachers. There were so many of them, very good at their job.

• 17:55Mae Martin?

  Very, very.

• 17:56Fortune Feimster?

  So I think I would maybe go elementary school.

• 18:01Mae Martin?

  Right.

• 18:02Fortune Feimster?

  Even though there are a handful and you gotta stay on your toes a little bit more. I would be into that type of PE class because.

• 18:12Fortune Feimster?

  You know, like when it's little kids, remember the parachute thing?

• 18:15Mae Martin?

  Oh, the parachute, yes.

• 18:17Fortune Feimster?

  You pushed it up and they run under it?

• 18:20Mae Martin?

  Yeah, that's heaven.

• 18:21Fortune Feimster?

  That's amazing. Dodge, classic dodgeball.

• 18:25Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 18:27Fortune Feimster?

  Well, you got kickball, of course. Incredible.

• 18:30Mae Martin?

  I mean, you had me at parachute. I wish you could just-

• 18:33Fortune Feimster?

  The parachute's chef's kiss.

• 18:35Mae Martin?

  Just do that all day, yeah.

• 18:37Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, and then I had a PE teacher teach us square dancing. That's probably a little bit outdated at this point, but-

• 18:45Mae Martin?

  I did that.

• 18:45Fortune Feimster?

  Some other type of dance.

• 18:47Mae Martin?

  I was taught that as well. Yeah, yeah.

• 18:49Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah. Uh, must've been the times, but now I think you could still incorporate a dance situation. Maybe zumba.

• 18:57Mae Martin?

  Or like interpretive, really free form. Let, let it, let it loose. Put on some Enya, let kids get really weird.

• 19:04Fortune Feimster?

  Modern dance.

• 19:05Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 19:05Fortune Feimster?

  So I think in elementary school, you have a little bit more leeway to be creative. Uh, other times you're just like, you guys go run amok on the playground and do your thing and I'll sit over here and eat my Ritz crackers.

• 19:19Mae Martin?

  Yeah, that sounds good.

• 19:21Fortune Feimster?

  And we'll be, we'll get some sunshine and some vitamin D.

• 19:26Mae Martin?

  Uh huh, and you get to be outdoors, yeah.

• 19:28Fortune Feimster?

  You get to be outdoors, you know, I don't want to be stuck in a classroom all day. Cause in middle school, you're also having to teach health and ugh, who wants that?

• 19:37Mae Martin?

  That's true.

• 19:38Fortune Feimster?

  I don't want to be the health and PE teacher. I just want to go strictly PE.

• 19:43Mae Martin?

  I think I would start with a lot of enthusiasm and optimism and energy and then about, by around January, I'd be wheeling in the TV and the VCR.

• 19:53Fortune Feimster?

  That's right.

• 19:53Mae Martin?

  Putting on some, putting on some vids.

• 19:55Fortune Feimster?

  Some Jane Fonda?

• 19:56Mae Martin?

  I mean, drama would be pretty fun. You know how intense kids get about their school plays? Like, imagine like a-

• 20:01Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, yeah.

• 20:02Mae Martin?

  A grade nine school play. It's like, there's toxic cliques and everyone's like-

• 20:06Fortune Feimster?

  Uh huh.

• 20:07Mae Martin?

  Deeply invested. That would be fun.

• 20:09Fortune Feimster?

  I could see you doing that. The whimsical would be, your whimsy would fit there.

• 20:15Mae Martin?

  I also just love when, I love when people are taking something so seriously and, and so to, to be a bit removed from it, like you're teaching it, but to watch it be so important to them and like their- So nervous for their performance and that would be really fun. Be like waiting for Gotham.

• 20:31Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, but then, and but then you have to also like break a lot of hearts when you post the cast list. Oh, yeah. Gosh, everyone's crying.

• 20:40Mae Martin?

  I know. I'd be inventing a lot of fake parts. So that everyone had a little part. It would be like, you're the ladybug. Yeah.

• 20:49Fortune Feimster?

  And this ladybug has two lines.

• 20:51Mae Martin?

  But it's crucial.

• 20:53Fortune Feimster?

  Did Lindsay and Tanya and Suzy have any follow up?

• 20:57Speaker 05

  So my answer, this is Lindsay. I am a high school teacher and I teach English and Spanish and mythology and theater arts.

• 21:07Speaker 06

  This is Tanya. I teach adorable second graders.

• 21:11Speaker 07

  And this is Suzy and I teach math and the kids who hate school.

• 21:15Speaker 06

  We're very excited to hear your answers and quite proud this only took us six takes. Bye, handsome.

• 21:22Fortune Feimster?

  They're perfectionists. Math, math is a tough one for me. That was a hard subject.

• 21:28Mae Martin?

  There was one year where I got 13% in math and that was the year I dropped out. I didn't even make it through the year, but 13% you gotta work, you gotta work pretty hard to get 13.

• 21:40Fortune Feimster?

  That means you weren't even showing up because like sometimes half the, half the grade is just being there.

• 21:45Mae Martin?

  I know. Yeah, that was a big part of it. Yeah.

• 21:49Fortune Feimster?

  Man, that's so funny. When you and Tig both dropped out and look at you now.

• 21:54Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 21:56Fortune Feimster?

  Well, I know. Yeah.

• 21:58Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 21:59Fortune Feimster?

  Well, another fun pod with you, my friend.

• 22:02Mae Martin?

  Yeah, ditto. Thanks for sending your questions. Keep sending them, please. Submit your questions and your answers as well to speakpipe.com/hansampod. I have a show in LA on June 9th or 10th.

• 22:17Mae Martin?

  Go to maymartin.net or check out my Instagram. It's at Largo. I'm doing a Mae Martin of Friends, June 10th, I believe. Yeah, yeah. But give it to Google. What about you? What do you, what do you got going on?

• 22:26Fortune Feimster?

  I have a few coming up in Rochester, Minnesota, Cedar Rapids, Iowa, Omaha, Portland, Maine, and Detroit. Those are all coming up for me.

• 22:33Mae Martin?

  Nice.

• 22:34Fortune Feimster?

  Um, so, yeah.

• 22:36Mae Martin?

  Love Portland, Maine.

• 22:37Fortune Feimster?

  And then I have my, um, TV show with Will Ferrell's coming out in mid-July and on Netflix.

• 22:43Mae Martin?

  Yes.

• 22:43Fortune Feimster?

  The Hawk.

• 22:44Mae Martin?

  I can't wait.

• 22:45Fortune Feimster?

  I'm stoked for that.

• 22:46Mae Martin?

  I'm so stoked to watch that, dude.

• 22:48Fortune Feimster?

  They're sending me the first two episodes today, so I'm gonna get to set my eyes on it. See what we're working on here.

• 22:54Mae Martin?

  Oh, my God. So have you done ADR or anything?

• 22:57Fortune Feimster?

  Uh, yeah, I've done a little bit.

• 22:58Mae Martin?

  Okay, so you've seen little bits, but?

• 23:01Fortune Feimster?

  Little, little snippets. And everyone's been telling me how funny it is from Netflix, so.

• 23:05Mae Martin?

  Excellent.

• 23:06Fortune Feimster?

  I'm pumped.

• 23:07Mae Martin?

  All right, well, I guess all that remains at this juncture is to say?

• 23:13Fortune Feimster?

  Keep it?

• 23:14Mae Martin?

  Pretty handsome. Handsome is hosted by me, Mae Martin, Tig Notaro, and Fortune Feimster. The show is produced, recorded, and edited by Thomas Willett. Email us at [email protected] and please follow us on social media at HandsomePod.

• 23:33Fortune Feimster?

  What a podcast! What a podcast!

• 23:39Speaker 00

  That was a HeadGum Podcast.