Nicolle Wallace asks about favorite movies

Nicolle Wallace of MS NOW asks Handsome to name their favorite movies on a blockbuster episode of Handsome! Plus a surprise cameo from Ginger, a PSA from Tig, and "finding identity through mechanical bullriding"! Also, we have new PRIDE MONTH merch at handsomepod.com http://handsomepod.com/! Handsome is hosted by Tig Notaro, Mae Martin, and Fortune FeimsterFollow us on social media @handsomepodMerch at handsomepod.com http://handsomepod.com/Watch Handsome on YouTube http://youtube.com/@handsomepod and Hulu https://www.hulu.com/series/b583d0bc-eeb0-4560-8b2b-5c8ae0248a19?play=false&utm_source=shared_linkThis is a Headgum https://headgum.com/ podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter https://x.com/headgum, Instagram https://www.instagram.com/headgum/, and Tiktok https://www.tiktok.com/@headgum. Advertise on Handsome https://gumball.fm/shows/handsome via Gumball.fm http://gumball.fm/. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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• 0:01Speaker 00

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• 0:06Mae Martin?

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• 1:49Fortune Feimster?

  Cheers.

• 1:51Tig Notaro?

  Welcome to the Handsome Pod. I'm your host, Tig Notaro, here with...

• 1:56Mae Martin?

  Mae Martin.

• 1:58Tig Notaro?

  And Fortune Feimster. Hello, hello. And Ginger Feimster. Oh, my gosh.

• 2:04Mae Martin?

  Ginger.

• 2:04Fortune Feimster?

  I already showed you all.

• 2:10Tig Notaro?

  What a surprise twist.

• 2:11Fortune Feimster?

  As a picture of herself was in the background.

• 2:13Mae Martin?

  Oh my god. I can't believe it. So we have a silent audience member for this whole recording?

• 2:20Tig Notaro?

  Not just a silent audience member, we have a star on our hand.

• 2:25Fortune Feimster?

  I was walking across the street with her today in my hometown and they were like, someone was like, are you that famous comedian? I go, she sure is.

• 2:35Tig Notaro?

  That's amazing.

• 2:36Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, I'm with her because we spent Mother's Day together.

• 2:40Tig Notaro?

  How was that?

• 2:41Fortune Feimster?

  It was lovely. We did a little overnight trip to Atlanta. Because there was a nice brunch there I wanted to take her to.

• 2:52Tig Notaro?

  Hell yeah.

• 2:53Fortune Feimster?

  And so she said she had the best night's sleep in the hotel. She had a $25 credit to the room, so she made sure to get $25 worth of snacks from the minibar.

• 3:06Mae Martin?

  Good.

• 3:07Tig Notaro?

  Got to. Wait, tell me about this brunch. What would make you fly to Atlanta for a brunch? I'll barely go west side for.

• 3:15Fortune Feimster?

  Well, I had to be there anyway for a work thing.

• 3:17Tig Notaro?

  Oh, okay.

• 3:19Fortune Feimster?

  It just was easy. I wanted to see her on Mother's Day, so it just worked out to have her come there.

• 3:24Tig Notaro?

  Oh, that's nice. But tell me about the brunch. Tell us about the brunch.

• 3:28Fortune Feimster?

  It was at the Four Seasons, so fancy.

• 3:33Fortune Feimster?

  She put on her yellow sweater because that's her favorite color. And we went and brunched it up and they were very sweet and told all the mothers in the room that, you know, everybody that was there. I got told several times, Happy Mother's Day. I said, thank you very much. I appreciate it.

• 3:52Tig Notaro?

  They thought Ginger was your daughter?

• 3:54Fortune Feimster?

  Ginger was my daughter. I was the mom. And yeah, it was like one of those, you know, big, big ass buffets. So we gorged ourselves.

• 4:02Tig Notaro?

  I would assume that's what's written on the Four Seasons menu is big ass buffet.

• 4:06Fortune Feimster?

  It was called the big ass Mother's Day buffet. Everywhere from breakfast out, you got your breakfast foods and then you got your like cutting stations and the sushi.

• 4:17Tig Notaro?

  What is a cutting station?

• 4:19Mae Martin?

  Like barbecue.

• 4:20Fortune Feimster?

  For like a beef Wellington kind of thing. And then you got your salad bar and then you got your sushi and then you got your shrimp cocktail and little lobsters.

• 4:32Mae Martin?

  Oh, now we're talking shrimp cocktail.

• 4:34Fortune Feimster?

  But here's what I realized, you can't go wasting your, um, your, the room in your belly on the breakfast foods.

• 4:42Mae Martin?

  Oh, because you're more interested in the shrimp, the lunch you think.

• 4:45Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 4:47Tig Notaro?

  Well, and so there was nothing fancy breakfast style?

• 4:50Fortune Feimster?

  I mean, there was an omelet station and people are in the omelets.

• 4:54Tig Notaro?

  So many sta- I have to be honest, the word station takes the fanciness down.

• 4:59Fortune Feimster?

  It's jarring out of it. It's like a we- it's like a wedding, you know how weddings have stations?

• 5:05Tig Notaro?

  Sure, sure.

• 5:06Fortune Feimster?

  It's like that, but you know, I got a pancake and a hash brown and then I was like, what am I doing when there's lobster over there?

• 5:12Mae Martin?

  Right.

• 5:13Fortune Feimster?

  You know what I mean? And sushi.

• 5:15Mae Martin?

  But you gotta have it all.

• 5:16Tig Notaro?

  The lobsters were like, oh, here she comes.

• 5:21Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, they don't want to see me coming.

• 5:23Tig Notaro?

  She put her pancake down.

• 5:25Fortune Feimster?

  And then, and then my mom and I did get an entire plate full of desserts.

• 5:29Mae Martin?

  Oh, yeah.

• 5:29Fortune Feimster?

  Each, not one, not two.

• 5:31Tig Notaro?

  Walk us through it. That's what we're here for.

• 5:34Mae Martin?

  Yeah, what kind of desserts we're talking?

• 5:35Fortune Feimster?

  In our defense, they were little mini, mini desserts.

• 5:39Mae Martin?

  Right, right, right.

• 5:40Fortune Feimster?

  So like a little mini, like lemon tart, a little mini pot de crème.

• 5:45Tig Notaro?

  Oh, I've never noticed your accent, Fortune.

• 5:48Fortune Feimster?

  I know, I'm fancy when I'm talking about stations.

• 5:50Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 5:51Fortune Feimster?

  Uh, little macaroons and little cheesecakes and, you know, we just wanted a little bite of everything.

• 5:58Tig Notaro?

  So a big ass Mother's Day buffet, but

• 6:01Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 6:02Tig Notaro?

  Uh, a little tiny.

• 6:04Fortune Feimster?

  Little tiny desserts.

• 6:06Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, a little tiny.

• 6:06Fortune Feimster?

  Which I prefer because I want to have a little bite of everything.

• 6:10Tig Notaro?

  A little taste of it all.

• 6:11Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 6:12Tig Notaro?

  I love little taste of everything.

• 6:13Fortune Feimster?

  Then they had like little chocolates and then I was really gluttonous. I got a little espresso and put one of the chocolates in the espresso.

• 6:21Tig Notaro?

  Oh, Fortune.

• 6:22Fortune Feimster?

  Come on, y'all.

• 6:23Tig Notaro?

  Yes.

• 6:24Fortune Feimster?

  You think I, you think I'm not getting my money's worth?

• 6:28Mae Martin?

  Was it all you can eat?

• 6:29Fortune Feimster?

  It was, but I didn't, I don't think I went crazy. We, we were pretty-

• 6:33Mae Martin?

  You gotta get your money's worth though.

• 6:35Fortune Feimster?

  We were pretty, um-

• 6:36Tig Notaro?

  When you're, when it's fancy, don't they say all you care to eat?

• 6:40Mae Martin?

  Oh, is that right?

• 6:41Fortune Feimster?

  Probably that's what they say.

• 6:43Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, all you care to eat.

• 6:44Fortune Feimster?

  All that you pretty little ladies can handle.

• 6:46Tig Notaro?

  Mm-hmm.

• 6:47Fortune Feimster?

  But I, I really was trying to be mindful of not being wasteful. So I didn't like get crazy plates. I got what I knew I could eat.

• 6:56Mae Martin?

  Yeah, there's an all you can eat sushi place in Toronto where if you leave anything, then they charge you for it. So, but sometimes you want all the different tastes. So me and my friends would sometimes have to hide things under napkins or would be going, going in the bathroom and tossing, you know, leftover roll in the-

• 7:12Tig Notaro?

  That sounds like an all you can eat rather than all you can, all you care to eat.

• 7:17Fortune Feimster?

  That's intense. Yeah.

• 7:19Mae Martin?

  How was your, how was your Mother's Day, Tig?

• 7:22Tig Notaro?

  Well, thank you for asking.

• 7:23Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, I was gonna, I was gonna ask that also.

• 7:25Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, it's all right if you didn't. Um, well, we had the absolute pleasure of Max and Finn's godparents coming in town for a few days and, um, their godmother is like my nearest, dearest, oldest pal, one of them. Um, and, um, they used to live here in Los Angeles, but they split time between an island off of Seattle and here. And, um, we just had the best time, just on actual Mother's Day, since you're asking that specifically, we got up and, um, went on a hike at Griffith Park.

• 8:08Mae Martin?

  Nice.

• 8:09Tig Notaro?

  And then we went to Trails Cafe, which-

• 8:12Mae Martin?

  Oh, Trails.

• 8:13Tig Notaro?

  Okay, yeah, which I have to tell you, what'd you say?

• 8:17Mae Martin?

  You went, okay, okay.

• 8:19Tig Notaro?

  Well, here's the thing. We're, we go to Griffith Park to hike and we go to Trails Cafe all the time.

• 8:27Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 8:27Tig Notaro?

  When I say all the time, just when we have a free day on a weekend or something, but it's, it's definitely a go-to for our family. And we were sitting there, Max and Finn and their godparents were off at this picnic table and Stephanie and I were, I was sitting with Stephanie waiting for our food to bring to everyone and, and she said, she was talking about the owner, like whoever this person is and, and like what a great place this is and who would that person be? And there was a group of three men standing at, in line at Trails, pointing and talking about it. And I, I was like, oh, hi. It was Jermaine from Flight of the Conchords. Oh, yeah.

• 9:11Tig Notaro?

  Who, who was in line with the owner of Trails Cafe. No way. Yes. And we hadn't seen Jermaine in years and I was truly just looking him in the face and not recognizing him. And not recognizing him. I wasn't expecting to see him. Yeah. And the owner of Trails Cafe is his producer for Flight of the Conchords. Oh, no way. Yeah. And so I was like, what? And, and the guy that owns the place, this guy Mickey, he was like, I want to thank you for always talking about Trails Cafe. And then here I am doing it again. And he said, people come to the cafe all the time. And they're like, Tig was talking about it. And he's like, I've never seen you here. And I was like, I've

• 9:52Tig Notaro?

  never seen you here. And so, and, and our son Finn was saying on the way to the hike, he was like, there should be Trails Cafes everywhere. And then when we were talking to Mickey, he said, we're opening a new Trails Cafe. Whoa. It was, it was so wild. So we, we do our hike. It's so fun. We go to Trails Cafe and then we went back to our office and swam and just had, and then we had Pure Vita, our favorite Italian vegan restaurant. Oh, what a day. And then Stephanie invited her dad over and we listened to vinyl all night and our kids got turned on to Led Zeppelin. Whoa, that's a big moment.

• 10:36Tig Notaro?

  Oh, massive. And he, and Finn was like, Mare, can we bring Led Zeppelin home to play on our record player? And I was like, absolutely. And this morning we got up and we were rocking out to Led Zeppelin at breakfast time. Oh, my God. So.

• 10:52Mae Martin?

  Ramble on. Oh my God.

• 10:54Tig Notaro?

  Anyway, that was my mother's day.

• 10:56Mae Martin?

  Speaking of Led Zeppelin, I, so I'm finishing, today's my last day of my tour. I'm finishing up.

• 11:03Fortune Feimster?

  You're celebrating, we see that you're celebrating with a bathtub in the background.

• 11:07Mae Martin?

  Yeah, I'm celebrating with a sexy tits and tub.

• 11:11Tig Notaro?

  It would have been more of a celebration if you were in the tub.

• 11:14Mae Martin?

  I know, you should have come.

• 11:15Tig Notaro?

  I feel like Fortune would have done that.

• 11:17Mae Martin?

  I mean, we're not, finish the podcast, yeah.

• 11:20Fortune Feimster?

  I mean, there's time for you to get in that thing for sure.

• 11:24Tig Notaro?

  Go to Hulu.

• 11:25Mae Martin?

  So I'm in Nashville and I'm like, you know, wrapping up the tour and last night I was talking to Jeff, the bus driver, and finally we addressed my toilet fiasco. Cause I, we haven't spoken about it, that I, that I clogged the toilet twice and he had to remove the toilet from the bus completely and then replace it.

• 11:42Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, not a hot topic.

• 11:44Mae Martin?

  Not a hot topic. He brought it, he was like, well, so you clogged the toilet? And I was like, okay, we're doing it, we're doing it. And I was like, yeah, sorry Jeff. But then he, he was dropping these pearls of experiences he's had on the bus that, I mean, cause he told me about Ariana Grande and Justin Bieber. And then he's been, he's buried the lead. He said one night, he was at Coachella and on the very bus that I've been on, Robert Plant, Paul McCartney, The Who, and someone else. Oh, Roger Waters. And they, he said that they were all just on the bus jamming, chatting. What are you talking about? And he said he had to, I said, have you ever had anyone really trouble? And he was like, oh yeah. And then he said, I had to kick off Biggie Smalls.

• 12:27Mae Martin?

  Off the, I was like, this is wild. Yeah.

• 12:31Fortune Feimster?

  He's seen some things. He really has.

• 12:35Mae Martin?

  And he's, I'm a little worried because he had a little journal and a pencil and he says, I write down everything. So I know I'm in there.

• 12:41Tig Notaro?

  Well, what I was gonna say is the Mae Martin clogging the toilet relentlessly is going into the ears of Robert Plant, Roger Waters.

• 12:50Mae Martin?

  Oh my God.

• 12:51Tig Notaro?

  Roger Daltrey, all of these fuck rockers.

• 12:54Mae Martin?

  I know, I know. That's gonna be my legacy. But he said that if I give him something to get signed by Paul McCartney, he might be able to do it because he knows Paul McCartney's manager. And Paul McCartney, that's like my number one dream in the world is to meet Paul McCartney.

• 13:09Tig Notaro?

  Paul McCartney's manager?

• 13:10Mae Martin?

  Yeah, yeah, to meet his manager. God, that guy must work hard. Got a lot to learn from him, but I want to get this Rupert the Bear stuffed animal signed or something because he, Paul McCartney did an animated Rupert the Bear thing in the 80s that was a huge part of my family and my childhood. And I think it's niche enough that maybe Paul would be like, oh, somebody really knows my work.

• 13:33Tig Notaro?

  Good, May. That's good.

• 13:35Mae Martin?

  Thank you.

• 13:36Tig Notaro?

  Can you do that, Fortune?

• 13:38Mae Martin?

  Somebody knows my work. Hey, that was good, too.

• 13:41Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 13:41Mae Martin?

  Tig? Somebody knows my work. Hey.

• 13:46Mae Martin?

  I think we found the phrase, the phrase that the Beatles impression works the best on.

• 13:52Tig Notaro?

  It's kind of like, uh, raise up blades.

• 13:55Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 13:56Fortune Feimster?

  Rise up blades.

• 13:57Tig Notaro?

  Rise up blades.

• 13:59Fortune Feimster?

  I feel like you will meet him.

• 14:02Mae Martin?

  Oh, God, I hope so.

• 14:03Fortune Feimster?

  That seems like something obtainable.

• 14:05Mae Martin?

  I know Ringo would be easier to meet because he's like playing casinos in Niagara. Like, I think you could just walk up maybe and say hi, but Paul has like snipers everywhere he goes. Like when he's performing, he's, he's pretty impenetrable, but apparently he's super nice. I know Tig, this, I, the way I'm like angry at, not angry, but can't let the Lannister go with Fortune, Tig, the one story that you have that makes my blood boil is that you and Stephanie had the opportunity to hang with McCartney and we're like, oh, we gotta catch a flight.

• 14:40Tig Notaro?

  Well, it wasn't that simple of a decision. I mean, we were really, really struggling. And Stephanie would have done it. I was the one that had like a 6 a.m. flight.

• 14:51Mae Martin?

  Right.

• 14:52Tig Notaro?

  And we were just leaving that PETA event.

• 14:56Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 14:56Tig Notaro?

  Where his guy came out and was like, hey, Paul's having this party. Do you guys want to come? And I was like, oh, God.

• 15:07Mae Martin?

  That stings.

• 15:08Tig Notaro?

  I mean, a 6 a.m. flight, you know, I struggle with my sleep.

• 15:12Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 15:12Tig Notaro?

  And I'm just not 39 like you, May.

• 15:17Mae Martin?

  Listen, I'm a fragile.

• 15:18Tig Notaro?

  But also, I told you, I saw, um, I saw Ringo in line at Air One.

• 15:26Mae Martin?

  Did you tell me that? I don't think you told me this.

• 15:27Tig Notaro?

  Well, it's true. And then I saw Paul. I had dinner next to Paul at a vegetarian restaurant, probably 20 years ago.

• 15:36Mae Martin?

  Wow.

• 15:36Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, but never met anybody. But those are, I can't believe I even came that close to any Beatle.

• 15:43Mae Martin?

  Oh, yeah, that's wild. That's twice. Yeah.

• 15:46Tig Notaro?

  Twice with Mr. McCartney.

• 15:49Mae Martin?

  Wow.

• 15:50Tig Notaro?

  But anyway, apologies for not seeing that through.

• 15:55Mae Martin?

  No, listen, it wasn't the right time. The right time will present itself.

• 15:58Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, it has to be before 8:00 PM for me.

• 16:01Mae Martin?

  Right.

• 16:02Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, it can't be one of these late situations. No.

• 16:06Tig Notaro?

  No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no.

• 16:09Mae Martin?

  The last time I was in Nashville was with you guys and after our live show and I went out to that gay bar with Thomas and did karaoke. So I'm wondering, it's the last night of my tour and I'm on my own. I don't have like an improviser with me. I had Lisa Gilroy this week, but I'm just by myself. So I'm like, should I do the same thing? Should I tell the audience I'm going to this bar?

• 16:30Tig Notaro?

  So you bring a guest in for a week of shows?

• 16:36Mae Martin?

  It was, my friend Matt did two and a half months and then Lisa just did this last leg because Matt was, he's in Asia right now, but Lisa was so fun. People were so pumped to see her. It was

• 16:48Tig Notaro?

  Of course.

• 16:48Mae Martin?

  It was really, yeah.

• 16:50Tig Notaro?

  She's so ridiculous.

• 16:51Mae Martin?

  Ridiculous. Yeah. And it's like, it was like a four day sleepover with the friend, you know, like getting to wake up with your friends is really special.

• 17:00Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, because y'all were on the bus.

• 17:01Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 17:02Fortune Feimster?

  At first I was thinking you were in that room with the bed that has a tub right beside it.

• 17:07Mae Martin?

  Oh, no, that a four day sleepover with a friend in a tub room would be a different experience.

• 17:12Fortune Feimster?

  That would be a relationship.

• 17:14Mae Martin?

  That would be like codependent, yeah.

• 17:23Tig Notaro?

  And what did you reach out to your mother on Mother's Day, May? Did you send any Mother's Day love around? I know I didn't hear from you.

• 17:31Mae Martin?

  Yeah, yeah, sorry about that. I did, I got, I feel quite panicked about it, leading up to it, like wanting to do the right thing. Also, they're up so early in Toronto and it's, it's the time differences. By the time I wake up, it's like 2:00 PM and I'm like, does she think I'm not gonna call? So then I have to call right away. But I sent some flowers and a massage gift card and called and we talked about Survivor. It's the, one of my favorite things in our relationship is that my mom loves Survivor as much as I do. And we did a full half hour breakdown of who could win season 50, what the strategies would be. It's, I mean, she is so opinionated, my mom. It's great.

• 18:16Fortune Feimster?

  Is season 50 special?

• 18:18Tig Notaro?

  Season 50?

• 18:20Mae Martin?

  Yes.

• 18:21Fortune Feimster?

  This show was on when I was in college.

• 18:23Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 18:24Tig Notaro?

  Season 50?

• 18:26Mae Martin?

  With the same host.

• 18:27Fortune Feimster?

  Crazy.

• 18:29Mae Martin?

  Yeah, so it is a special one. It's all returning players.

• 18:32Tig Notaro?

  So what do they, how do you do, do they like put, do two seasons in a year?

• 18:37Mae Martin?

  Two seasons in a year now.

• 18:38Fortune Feimster?

  That's a lot.

• 18:39Tig Notaro?

  Look at me crunching numbers over here.

• 18:41Fortune Feimster?

  You are a cruncher. That's a lot of surviving.

• 18:44Mae Martin?

  Yeah. And it really is like the ancient Greek gods for me, because it's like these larger than life characters who I've grown up watching, I've seen them as 21 year olds, now they're 45, you know? And they're like, you know, they fight amongst themselves and flirt amongst themselves and they, you know, they're flawed and they are relatable and there's all these backstories. It's pretty Shakespearean at this point. I'm, I could write a lot about it. I love it. Like this guy, this guy Ozzy, I'll stop in a sec, but this guy Ozzy, who if you watch Survivor, he's one of the greats, but he's never won and he's like, he always makes the same mistake. Like he, he always.

• 19:23Fortune Feimster?

  Too trusting Ozzy.

• 19:24Mae Martin?

  Too trusting. Yeah, and he's great at challenges, but his social game isn't that great. And, but this season, he was playing so, so well. And I think he got a little ahead of himself and he started kind of. He took his eye off the ball and then he got voted out in this recent episode and his reaction, because mostly it's season 50, people get voted out and they go, ah, guys, you know, what an honor to play with you again. What a season it's been. Oh, you got me. Not Ozzy. He, he turns, he realizes he's been blindsided. He turns and just stares at everyone. He says, I trusted you. And then he stands up and he walks really slowly over to Jeff and he gets his torch snuffed. And you think, oh, my God, he's not going to say a word. And then he slowly turns around. He goes, good luck, guys.

• 20:10Mae Martin?

  And it was like so relatable because that's how you'd be feeling like you fucking betrayed me. And he just, he didn't have the sort of slick veneer of like, oh, like he, yeah, and I like that.

• 20:21Tig Notaro?

  That is the worst feeling.

• 20:24Mae Martin?

  Oh, can you imagine?

• 20:26Fortune Feimster?

  When someone tells you they're like disappointed in you?

• 20:28Tig Notaro?

  Well, no, to realize that you were, when I say playing a game, like not even playing a game, you were just, you were moving forward in something that you thought was a particular thing. And then, and it's like, whoa, there's a whole complicated dance of, of backstabbing.

• 20:52Mae Martin?

  And imagine watching it back.

• 20:54Tig Notaro?

  That's crazy.

• 20:55Mae Martin?

  Yeah. And when you watch it back and you see the side conversations where they go, we got to get him out. It's, it must be deeply psychologically scarring and

• 21:02Tig Notaro?

  Oh, God.

• 21:04Mae Martin?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 21:05Tig Notaro?

  But at least on, on Survivor, you know what you're, that people are going to be backstabbing, lying, doing all of those things. I'm talking about like when you're just scooting around in life and then you're like, wait, what? It just blew my mind.

• 21:26Mae Martin?

  Oh, my God.

• 21:27Tig Notaro?

  That is, that is a wild feeling, if I can put it lightly.

• 21:33Mae Martin?

  The rug pull of like, nothing that I thought was real was real.

• 21:36Tig Notaro?

  Yes.

• 21:37Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 21:38Fortune Feimster?

  Especially on reality television. Who would have seen that coming?

• 21:42Tig Notaro?

  That's what I'm saying, though, is like, you're of course expecting it there.

• 21:46Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 21:47Tig Notaro?

  But it's like, you know.

• 21:50Mae Martin?

  In life, when like family lore is revealed or something that you're, like I have friends who find out in their teens that like, you know, their mom's really their

• 22:02Mae Martin?

  I can't think of an example, actually, but you know what I mean?

• 22:04Tig Notaro?

  But yes, yeah, or there's like weird twisted back channel stuff where you're like, wait a minute.

• 22:12Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 22:12Tig Notaro?

  What is happening? Yeah, it's, it's hot, it's, it just comes in to the brain and the heart like a freight train and then you have to go, okay.

• 22:26Mae Martin?

  And you have to try not to let it affect your worldview too much like, because you do have to kind of take people at face value and, and trust people in life and you can't, yeah, but.

• 22:36Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 22:39Tig Notaro?

  And here we are in Hollywood where it's, uh,

• 22:42Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, round.

• 22:44Tig Notaro?

  Who can you trust? Who can you trust?

• 22:47Fortune Feimster?

  I don't know. I don't know. It's always stick together.

• 22:50Tig Notaro?

  Yes, let's hold hands and twirl around in a circle.

• 22:55Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 22:55Tig Notaro?

  And, um, keep it open.

• 22:58Mae Martin?

  I mean,

• 22:58Tig Notaro?

  And handsome.

• 22:59Mae Martin?

  After seeing Thomas, you know, play laser tag, I don't know if I can trust him.

• 23:06Fortune Feimster?

  I actually just played laser tag with some friends the other day and I thought of you.

• 23:10Mae Martin?

  No.

• 23:11Fortune Feimster?

  No way.

• 23:12Mae Martin?

  This is huge.

• 23:13Fortune Feimster?

  I haven't seen you since it happened.

• 23:14Mae Martin?

  Oh, my God. How was it?

• 23:16Fortune Feimster?

  It was fun.

• 23:17Tig Notaro?

  We may feels betrayed.

• 23:19Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 23:19Fortune Feimster?

  So my friend, my friends and had some, some teen, teenage kids, so we all played. And, uh, yeah, it was, uh, I got third place.

• 23:31Mae Martin?

  Dude, that's good.

• 23:32Fortune Feimster?

  Out of four.

• 23:34Mae Martin?

  Right.

• 23:34Fortune Feimster?

  Okay.

• 23:37Fortune Feimster?

  But I definitely think I would get better if I did it more.

• 23:42Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 23:42Fortune Feimster?

  I was bad at the aiming.

• 23:45Mae Martin?

  Oh, right. Yeah.

• 23:46Fortune Feimster?

  And also the teenage, the teenagers would sneak up on you.

• 23:49Mae Martin?

  Of course.

• 23:50Fortune Feimster?

  And I'm like, God dang it.

• 23:52Mae Martin?

  But isn't it crazy how wrapped up in it you get right away? Like you think, oh yeah, this will be fun. And then your heart's pounding, you're hiding.

• 23:59Fortune Feimster?

  It was a lot of, I was sweating at the end of it. I was like, this is a lot longer of a game than I anticipated and it's a lot more movement than I realized.

• 24:09Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 24:10Tig Notaro?

  And did you get totally sucked in in the way that May is saying?

• 24:14Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, you get into it because you're in the little maze and you're trying to like hide from people and then sneak up on people and.

• 24:21Tig Notaro?

  And do you have a sense of like, oh God, oh my gosh, anyone behind me?

• 24:24Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, no, I just didn't understand where people were coming from.

• 24:28Mae Martin?

  Right. When you see the little laser dot on you and you can't find the source. Yeah.

• 24:32Fortune Feimster?

  Really, what, what, how'd you get back there? So, and it is weird that have to hold the, the.

• 24:42Mae Martin?

  The front of the gun, the laser.

• 24:44Fortune Feimster?

  I don't like that part.

• 24:45Mae Martin?

  Right.

• 24:46Fortune Feimster?

  So I felt like I was not getting shots in because maybe my hand was coming off of that.

• 24:51Tig Notaro?

  And was your vest, because remember y'all were saying like, if you get hit, your vest deflates. Did you have that?

• 24:57Mae Martin?

  For five seconds.

• 24:59Fortune Feimster?

  It like goes off.

• 25:00Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 25:00Fortune Feimster?

  Powers down. I think I also made a mistake of choosing the color red.

• 25:06Mae Martin?

  It stands out more.

• 25:07Fortune Feimster?

  I think red stands out more. I should have done like yellow.

• 25:10Mae Martin?

  Hmm. Ginger's favorite color.

• 25:12Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, Ginger's favorite color. You want to see the T-shirt my mom's wearing?

• 25:17Mae Martin?

  Yes, please.

• 25:17Tig Notaro?

  Of course.

• 25:18Fortune Feimster?

  Mom, can you sit, mom, can you sit up for a second?

• 25:20Mae Martin?

  Whatever you can show, we want to see.

• 25:22Tig Notaro?

  Show us her toes.

• 25:23Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 25:24Tig Notaro?

  Get her on a sexy foot side.

• 25:26Fortune Feimster?

  A fan gave me this shirt and she's commandeered it. All right, she's, she's using her hair right now. Hold on, you guys. She's doing a lot of this. Your mouth is good.

• 25:37Tig Notaro?

  All we want are the toes.

• 25:40Fortune Feimster?

  Can you see what it says?

• 25:42Mae Martin?

  Something Feimsters.

• 25:44Fortune Feimster?

  We're Feimsters.

• 25:45Mae Martin?

  We're Feimsters. Oh, that's really nice, Ginger. You like that shirt, mom?

• 25:51Speaker 00

  I like this shirt.

• 25:53Fortune Feimster?

  That is beautiful.

• 25:54Tig Notaro?

  Yes. That is good looking.

• 25:57Fortune Feimster?

  Those are right. She's, she's rocking it, so.

• 26:00Tig Notaro?

  Can we see her feet?

• 26:03Fortune Feimster?

  You don't want to see those.

• 26:04Tig Notaro?

  Tell her that she could end up, you know, people raiding her feet on a site.

• 26:09Fortune Feimster?

  Do you want to show your bare feet so you can get on WikiFeet? No. No.

• 26:14Mae Martin?

  Shut that down.

• 26:15Tig Notaro?

  And she knows what that is?

• 26:16Mae Martin?

  Do you know?

• 26:17Fortune Feimster?

  Wiki feet is? She said no.

• 26:20Tig Notaro?

  Oh, okay.

• 26:20Fortune Feimster?

  She just assumes it's something perverted.

• 26:23Mae Martin?

  Yeah, you know what? Her instincts are right on.

• 26:28Fortune Feimster?

  Ugly? It's not just, it's not ugly feet.

• 26:31Tig Notaro?

  They rate.

• 26:31Fortune Feimster?

  They rate your feet. So I guess it could be ugly feet.

• 26:37Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, we don't want to rate her feet. I'm not sure how good the scores would be. Us fiendsters, as it says on her shirt, aren't known for our feet.

• 26:46Mae Martin?

  Really?

• 26:47Fortune Feimster?

  Just our.

• 26:48Tig Notaro?

  Let's see yours. You can't.

• 26:49Fortune Feimster?

  Just our magnetic personalities.

• 26:51Tig Notaro?

  You can't tell us that you're not known for your feet and not show us your bear claws.

• 26:57Fortune Feimster?

  She just said we're not known for our SAT scores either.

• 27:04Tig Notaro?

  Well.

• 27:05Fortune Feimster?

  Ginge, yeah.

• 27:07Mae Martin?

  That's great.

• 27:08Fortune Feimster?

  I, if anyone gives me anything for her, she's like rocking it out right away.

• 27:13Mae Martin?

  I love that.

• 27:14Tig Notaro?

  That's hilarious.

• 27:15Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 27:16Tig Notaro?

  My mother would never.

• 27:18Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, this one loves stuff. I walked in, her whole table's full of, you know, people send her cards and stuff. And, uh, and occasionally some presents. Um, she keeps playing that cancer card.

• 27:36Mae Martin?

  We find out it's a scam.

• 27:39Fortune Feimster?

  And they, her table's full. I said, well, you have to start going through these. You can't keep everything. But she wants to hold on to it all.

• 27:48Mae Martin?

  Yeah, I'm shipping everything back from this leg of the tour, like the funny little gifts and things.

• 27:54Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 27:55Tig Notaro?

  Did you get a hotel room to treat yourself on your final night? Or have you been just staying in a hotel room every night?

• 28:01Mae Martin?

  No, we've been bussing and then, um, the bus leaves us today at 6:30. So I'll stay in a hotel tonight and then, um.

• 28:09Tig Notaro?

  But when you get to a town, are you?

• 28:11Mae Martin?

  No hotel.

• 28:12Tig Notaro?

  Sticking to the bus? Okay.

• 28:14Mae Martin?

  Yeah, sticking to the bus.

• 28:16Tig Notaro?

  Aww.

• 28:17Mae Martin?

  I did Denver and.

• 28:19Tig Notaro?

  Where? At the Paramount?

• 28:22Mae Martin?

  It's kind of blurring into one. I can't.

• 28:24Fortune Feimster?

  I bet it was there.

• 28:26Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 28:27Fortune Feimster?

  Are you relieved to have a little break? Breaky poo?

• 28:31Mae Martin?

  Yeah, I mean, I'm emotional. I mean, I'm always emotional just to wake up in the morning, but I've complained about being tired so much. And then, of course, today, I'm like, when can I do this again? I'm gonna miss everyone. I got such a good group. I really lucked out.

• 28:45Tig Notaro?

  That's awesome. Nothing better than a good group.

• 28:48Mae Martin?

  And I had a good cry yesterday at the meet and greet. Like, there was a woman who, she said, I'm pregnant and I just can't stop crying. She said, I've been crying since the last song you played, and now I'm crying all through the meet and greet. And she was like, I'm not crazy. I just can't stop crying. And then I started crying. Then her mom started crying. And then another woman who's talking about her trans kid who saw Feel Good. And that just gets me, man.

• 29:16Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 29:17Mae Martin?

  And when parents are crying and worried about the future, and that gets me. Yeah, it was very wholesome.

• 29:24Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 29:24Mae Martin?

  Very, very nice.

• 29:26Tig Notaro?

  Wholesome.

• 29:27Mae Martin?

  There is one sneaky little lady, though, who keeps showing up and trying to scramble backstage and stuff, and that's not good.

• 29:33Fortune Feimster?

  Scramble backstage?

• 29:35Tig Notaro?

  Here, let me make a public service announcement.

• 29:38Mae Martin?

  Yes.

• 29:39Fortune Feimster?

  Go ahead.

• 29:39Tig Notaro?

  Please stop acting weird, everybody. Please stop acting weird.

• 29:46Fortune Feimster?

  They may act weird with May, don't you think?

• 29:48Tig Notaro?

  Well, listen, there's different days in people's lives where people cross boundaries. They act weird. They do things sneakily. Just stop being weird.

• 30:04Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 30:05Tig Notaro?

  Stop it. Just stop right now. And yeah, look at yourself and go, I think I've been weird maybe doing this or that.

• 30:13Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 30:14Fortune Feimster?

  I don't think people that do that stuff have that kind of awareness.

• 30:17Tig Notaro?

  That's why I'm trying to make this announcement. Look at yourself and say.

• 30:21Fortune Feimster?

  They're literally going, who's?

• 30:23Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, no, I'm talking to you.

• 30:28Tig Notaro?

  Reel it in.

• 30:29Fortune Feimster?

  I wonder who takes. This addressing right now.

• 30:31Tig Notaro?

  Stop being weird.

• 30:34Fortune Feimster?

  But I can't wait to see my best friend, May.

• 30:38Tig Notaro?

  I'm gonna sneak in back here because I'm sure May would want me here.

• 30:42Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 30:44Tig Notaro?

  May will invite you if May wants you there. Should we get to our question?

• 30:48Mae Martin?

  Yeah, let's do it.

• 30:49Tig Notaro?

  Let's do it.

• 30:54Tig Notaro?

  Today's question is brought to you by AT&T.

• 30:58Mae Martin?

  Today's question, Asker, is a political commentator and author who once served as the White House Communications Director, Nicole Wallace is asking today's question.

• 31:07Tig Notaro?

  Nice.

• 31:09Speaker 04

  Hi, handsome. It's Nicole Wallace from MS Now and the Best People Podcast. Thanks for asking me to ask a question. So here's my question. This is one of my favorite things to talk about. What's your favorite movie? Wait, it's a three-part question because that's what I do, right? Ask three-part questions. How often do you have to see it for it to stay your favorite movie? Why do you love it so much? And when was the last time you watched it?

• 31:34Fortune Feimster?

  Great question.

• 31:35Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 31:36Fortune Feimster?

  Movies.

• 31:37Tig Notaro?

  Great questions.

• 31:39Fortune Feimster?

  Yes.

• 31:39Tig Notaro?

  Re-parter, May.

• 31:40Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah. I always feel weird answering this question because I love movies, but I'm not like a cinephile. So like my list is-

• 31:50Tig Notaro?

  You think I am?

• 31:50Fortune Feimster?

  Well, my, some people just have these lists where you're like, these artsy, like, you know, coveted films and my, they're never that.

• 32:01Mae Martin?

  Yeah. You know, when they do like the Criterion Collection or someone, they do that thing where they go into a cupboard with all the movies and you have to talk about your four favorite movies and people are saying things and I'm like, there's no way that's your favorite movie.

• 32:13Tig Notaro?

  They're always like Citizen Kane and I'm like, oh my god, come on.

• 32:18Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah. You watch that every year, do you?

• 32:21Tig Notaro?

  Well, I'll just go first, unless somebody else wants to. And I just want to say out of the gate also, I am also not a cinephile. I, I, if you haven't seen it, I have a show called Under a Rock with Tig Notaro that you can find online still. And I don't follow a lot of pop culture, but-

• 32:46Tig Notaro?

  Boy, do I love Urban Cowboy. Have I talked about this?

• 32:51Mae Martin?

  Yes. Oh, yeah. Of course. Is it Travolta?

• 32:55Tig Notaro?

  John Travolta and the incomparable Deborah Winger.

• 33:00Mae Martin?

  You have talked about your love for her as well.

• 33:03Tig Notaro?

  I just think she is such a phenomenal actress. And I'll be honest, you know, I probably didn't follow TV and film much past the 70s.

• 33:15Mae Martin?

  Right.

• 33:16Tig Notaro?

  You know, I think this came out in 80, maybe. But I think I love watching it because I think it's a great movie. I also think there's a comfort to it because I lived in Texas when it came out and it was about like urban cowboys.

• 33:42Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 33:43Tig Notaro?

  And I was surrounded by urban cowboys. I mean, you see like big old cowboy hat, buckles, a big old buckle on their, you know, starched Wrangler blue jeans and western shirt and boots at walking through the city, literally through the city or through the suburbs. And so it just, there's something, even though that wasn't my reality, there's something just so familiar about the scene.

• 34:17Mae Martin?

  Yeah. I just Googled it. So it's like a sort of coming of age, John Travolta stars as Bud Davis, a young man who moves to Pasadena, Texas and navigates love, marriage and adulthood while hanging out at Gillies, a massive honky tonk bar.

• 34:31Tig Notaro?

  Which was a real place.

• 34:33Mae Martin?

  Oh, no way.

• 34:34Tig Notaro?

  Yeah. In Pasadena, Texas, which everyone called Pass a Stinky Dina because it was industrial.

• 34:42Mae Martin?

  Pass a Stinky Dina?

• 34:44Tig Notaro?

  Pass a Stinky Dina. When you drove through Pasadena, it just smelled horrendously. And Gillies was an actual bar.

• 34:55Tig Notaro?

  Wow.

• 34:56Fortune Feimster?

  Like Roadhouse?

• 34:57Tig Notaro?

  Uh, yeah, but it, it was owned by the country singer Mickey Gilli. And Mickey Gilli, I think, I, can you look this up, Thomas? I feel like he maybe got in trouble. He might've been who burned it down to get insurance money.

• 35:15Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, no, it got burnt down?

• 35:17Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, I think they rebuilt it. But, um, anyway, Gillies had the mechanical bull and it was like not the one like on Hollywood or in on Sunset Boulevard where people, whatever that place is. But this was like a real honky tonk.

• 35:34Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 35:35Tig Notaro?

  Mechanical bull, cowboys.

• 35:38Fortune Feimster?

  Any line dancing?

• 35:39Tig Notaro?

  Of course, girl.

• 35:41Mae Martin?

  It says, yeah, it centers on themes of jealousy, gender roles, and finding identity through mechanical bull riding. I love that.

• 35:48Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, it, it's just so good. And it, look, there's a lot of like, you know, heavy drinking and a fighting and a biting. But like, I love to settle in and watch Urban Cowboy.

• 36:01Mae Martin?

  It sounds like a Western version of Saturday Night Fever almost like it's.

• 36:05Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 36:06Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 36:06Tig Notaro?

  Yeah. Yeah, and, and John Travolta, I mean, if you found him remotely attractive in the seventies or eighties, he is like peak, peak John Travolta.

• 36:18Fortune Feimster?

  Just like in Look Who's Talking.

• 36:21Tig Notaro?

  Oh, Thomas is typing.

• 36:22Speaker 05

  Sherwood Cryer was the co-owner of Gillies and there was a rumor he was beyond, behind the fire, but that was never proven.

• 36:31Tig Notaro?

  Hmm. Okay, I remember hearing something, something. So my apologies to Mickey Gilli for even suggesting.

• 36:38Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, my God, how dare you.

• 36:39Tig Notaro?

  Yes, I just remember hearing when Mickey, when, when Gillies burned to the ground. And also I have to acknowledge the soundtrack for Urban Cowboy.

• 36:49Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 36:50Tig Notaro?

  Woo, looking for love in all the wrong places.

• 36:53Fortune Feimster?

  Looking for love in all the wrong places. Looking for love in too many faces.

• 37:02Tig Notaro?

  So what's the, the right?

• 37:05Mae Martin?

  Great place to look for love is Mechanical Bull.

• 37:07Tig Notaro?

  Absolutely. Got to head on out to Pasadena, Stinky Dina.

• 37:11Fortune Feimster?

  Pasadena.

• 37:12Tig Notaro?

  And that's what I call the Pasadena here in California, even though it doesn't smell bad.

• 37:19Mae Martin?

  Or do you watch the movie like once a year or how, when was last time?

• 37:22Tig Notaro?

  No, no, probably every five to seven years.

• 37:28Mae Martin?

  Okay.

• 37:28Fortune Feimster?

  I've never seen it. Maybe on our wellness weekend, we can also watch that.

• 37:32Tig Notaro?

  That is the opposite of meditating veganism.

• 37:37Fortune Feimster?

  What?

• 37:38Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 37:39Fortune Feimster?

  What if we're like sitting on a couch with like the, um, I don't like a, with our face.

• 37:47Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 37:47Fortune Feimster?

  With the face laser, what's the, the red light mask on and maybe like May's foot massager.

• 37:56Mae Martin?

  Yeah, the chill chair.

• 37:57Fortune Feimster?

  Can't, can't we be doing multiple wellness things while washing it?

• 38:01Tig Notaro?

  I mean, look, I'm always up for Urban Cowboy, but it is truly the opposite. These are people fighting in trailers, okay?

• 38:11Mae Martin?

  Perfect.

• 38:12Tig Notaro?

  I mean, oh my gosh, that's, that's my movie. Wait, what is the other question? How many?

• 38:20Fortune Feimster?

  Why do you love it so much? And when was the last time you?

• 38:23Tig Notaro?

  Oh.

• 38:23Fortune Feimster?

  Was that you watched it? So I think.

• 38:25Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, I don't know. The last time I watched it, I would guess it was probably in the past five years. But we do have a framed movie poster that Stephanie surprised me with. Uh, it's in our, what we call our chill out room where we have the big old screen TV and.

• 38:42Mae Martin?

  Did you, have you showed it to Stephanie? I like had.

• 38:45Tig Notaro?

  Oh, yeah.

• 38:45Mae Martin?

  Yeah, that was like a moment.

• 38:46Tig Notaro?

  She was completely unfamiliar. She was like, oh my God, I love this. And I talked about it somewhere else. And then somebody was screening it and asked me to come host, host the screening and you bet I was down there. And then I've had the pleasure of meeting Deborah Winger and, um, and becoming online friends, even though we know I'm not online anymore. But, um, and just gushing to her what just a genius actress I think she is. That's all. End of story. Next.

• 39:15Fortune Feimster?

  Okay.

• 39:16Mae Martin?

  I know mine.

• 39:17Tig Notaro?

  All right, May.

• 39:18Mae Martin?

  And.

• 39:19Tig Notaro?

  Citizen Kane?

• 39:20Mae Martin?

  Yeah, it's Citizen Kane. It is, if like gun to my head, God forbid, laser to my head, I'm saying, Rock Your Picture Show. Yeah.

• 39:33Tig Notaro?

  Classic May.

• 39:34Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 39:34Mae Martin?

  I really am because I've talked about it so much before, but it's got everything for it. Because I was gonna say Stand By Me, but so much of my identity is like horniness, but for the movie.

• 39:47Fortune Feimster?

  Are you still very horny?

• 39:49Mae Martin?

  Always. Oh, my God. Yeah. Or just like, I'm really fueled by like crushes.

• 39:54Tig Notaro?

  The grossest word.

• 39:55Mae Martin?

  I know. It is a gross word. Yeah.

• 39:57Tig Notaro?

  It's so gross.

• 39:58Fortune Feimster?

  Horny?

• 39:59Tig Notaro?

  You heard me the first time.

• 40:01Fortune Feimster?

  Come on.

• 40:03Mae Martin?

  More like sexual expression.

• 40:08Mae Martin?

  Yeah, I just saw it at such a formative age. I probably watch it once a year and the songs are so good. The performance as Tim Curry is so good and I just think it's flawless. And it was, it's, it was so formative in terms of my sexuality and my identity. And, and it was like, don't dream it, be it. That's like the, you know, ethos of the movie. And, and, and, yeah, it's, it's all fluidity. There's no labels. Everyone's just hooking up and naked.

• 40:38Tig Notaro?

  How old were you when you first saw it?

• 40:40Mae Martin?

  I was five years old, but my parents did fast forward the sex scenes when I was five.

• 40:46Fortune Feimster?

  And you're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

• 40:48Tig Notaro?

  Back it up.

• 40:49Mae Martin?

  Yeah, by the time I was five and a half, I'd found a way to.

• 40:51Tig Notaro?

  You had yourself a horn dog. Let me see that.

• 40:54Mae Martin?

  But they showed it to me because of the family connection, because my grandpa was in the stage show and, and playing the narrator. And, and my dad loves it so much. So, but then my dad and I knew every word. And so on the drive to school, we would just act it out from the beginning, like word for word, and see how far we could get into the movie.

• 41:12Tig Notaro?

  Whoa.

• 41:13Mae Martin?

  Yeah, it was really fun and I probably am on the spectrum. It's like I memorized every. Beat when I was little. And then recently, there was some charity event where Kate Beckinsale was gonna play Frankenfurter and do some songs. And they reached out and said, would I play Rocky? Which is my, who I modeled my, like I

• 41:34Tig Notaro?

  That's what you were born to do, kid.

• 41:36Mae Martin?

  Yes, Rocky. He's a creature created for sex.

• 41:40Fortune Feimster?

  As in the boxer?

• 41:43Tig Notaro?

  As in from Mask, Rocky?

• 41:48Tig Notaro?

  With Cher?

• 41:49Mae Martin?

  Rocky's like

• 41:50Fortune Feimster?

  I can't, I'm trying to picture Sly Stallone in this.

• 41:53Mae Martin?

  No way.

• 41:54Tig Notaro?

  Rocky and Bullwinkle?

• 41:56Mae Martin?

  That's the antithesis. But yeah, I couldn't, schedule wise, I couldn't do it, but I really wanted to.

• 42:03Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, yeah. There's a, currently a Broadway, it's on Broadway at the moment.

• 42:07Mae Martin?

  I know, and it looks amazing. I would love to.

• 42:11Tig Notaro?

  Put it on the list.

• 42:12Fortune Feimster?

  It keeps showing up on my TikTok.

• 42:14Mae Martin?

  Yeah, it looks so good.

• 42:16Fortune Feimster?

  Luke, um, what's his face?

• 42:18Mae Martin?

  Evans, Luke Evans.

• 42:19Fortune Feimster?

  His big old ween.

• 42:21Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 42:21Fortune Feimster?

  Keep showing up in my TikTok.

• 42:25Fortune Feimster?

  Tig, I'm just telling you the facts here. He's wearing this, um,

• 42:30Tig Notaro?

  I don't, I don't wanna hear about it.

• 42:31Fortune Feimster?

  That like specifically hugs the ween.

• 42:34Tig Notaro?

  I'm gonna go to commercial.

• 42:36Fortune Feimster?

  You know how there's like Speedos where like you can see stuff, but it's, there's more material.

• 42:41Tig Notaro?

  Like you even understand what stuff you're seeing. You don't know and don't even pretend.

• 42:48Fortune Feimster?

  I have an idea what's in there.

• 42:50Tig Notaro?

  No, you don't.

• 42:51Fortune Feimster?

  But the, but there's this, there's a new type of Speedo that like specifically is like very tight around the weener.

• 42:59Mae Martin?

  There's a new, like

• 43:00Tig Notaro?

  Where is Ginger right now?

• 43:02Fortune Feimster?

  She left.

• 43:03Tig Notaro?

  I bet she did.

• 43:05Fortune Feimster?

  I wouldn't mind this conversation.

• 43:07Tig Notaro?

  She does, she deserves better.

• 43:09Fortune Feimster?

  I'm telling you, look up the TikToker, whatever of his, whatever the Speedo is.

• 43:15Tig Notaro?

  Do you think I'm gonna be Googling this TikTok Speedo?

• 43:18Fortune Feimster?

  You should go back online just to look this up. And you'll see that it's different than just a regular, like underwear Speedo situation. It's hugging it.

• 43:28Mae Martin?

  Yeah. I had the, I got to-

• 43:30Fortune Feimster?

  You know what I'm saying? You need me to show you again?

• 43:32Tig Notaro?

  I need you to move on.

• 43:35Mae Martin?

  Hugging it.

• 43:36Tig Notaro?

  I need you, uh-uh. Go ahead, little cowboy.

• 43:39Mae Martin?

  I was just gonna say, like, introducing people to that movie who haven't seen it is so good, too. And last Halloween, I took Parvati to see it in a, in Big Bear in a movie theater. They were screening it and I thought it was gonna be one of those wild, raucous ones where everyone's singing along. And it was just like 12 silent people in this-

• 43:58Tig Notaro?

  Demure.

• 43:58Mae Martin?

  Yeah. And then, but I, I got up and did the time warp and was the only person doing that. But Parvati, when she saw it, she was like, oh, this explains everything. Like, this is-

• 44:07Tig Notaro?

  I don't want to get off track here, but to go back to Survivor, was your mother excited to meet Parvati?

• 44:14Mae Martin?

  Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean-

• 44:16Tig Notaro?

  That's all I need to know.

• 44:17Mae Martin?

  They are deep fans. Yeah, yeah.

• 44:19Tig Notaro?

  Okay. Fortune, Marie, and keep it clean.

• 44:23Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, God. All right. Then I guess no Dirty Dancing.

• 44:29Mae Martin?

  That's clean compared to-

• 44:31Fortune Feimster?

  She's like the wind.

• 44:33Mae Martin?

  That's pretty perfect.

• 44:34Tig Notaro?

  My friend in element, or in junior high or high school thought that song said, "She's like the whiz."

• 44:40Fortune Feimster?

  She's like the whiz. I could see that.

• 44:43Mae Martin?

  She's like the whiz.

• 44:43Fortune Feimster?

  I have a couple of movies that, in different parts of my life, were my favorite. I've talked about before that I, as a kid, I watched The Sound of Music, like, religiously.

• 44:55Tig Notaro?

  Oh, yeah.

• 44:55Fortune Feimster?

  And would fast forward the part in the monastery, though. And, you know, the climb every mountain. I was like, ah.

• 45:03Mae Martin?

  Get to the, get to the fun stuff.

• 45:05Tig Notaro?

  Get to the speedos.

• 45:05Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah. Um, I don't, I've always loved musicals, so that one, for whatever reason, just really tickled me. Um, so I love that. And then I would, then Dirty Dancing, I definitely was obsessed with, uh, for a long part of my childhood, and that soundtrack as well. And I thought Patrick Swayze was so dreamy.

• 45:29Mae Martin?

  And they hated each other, right? Which when you

• 45:32Fortune Feimster?

  I think so, yeah.

• 45:33Mae Martin?

  And when you watch it, you're like,

• 45:34Fortune Feimster?

  Wait, who hated each other?

• 45:36Mae Martin?

  Jennifer Grey and Patrick Swayze.

• 45:38Fortune Feimster?

  Like in their real life?

• 45:40Mae Martin?

  Despise, like big fights and not speaking. But I don't know, whatever it was worked because their chemistry is so good.

• 45:47Fortune Feimster?

  Wow, I know. It was, that movie was like, I can like name all the scenes and lines and I just was obsessed with it. And um, yeah, and Johnny, you know?

• 46:02Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 46:03Fortune Feimster?

  I mean, guy carrying a watermelon. Nobody puts baby in the corner. I mean, come on. Does it get better than that? I don't think so. And at the end, he's dancing and they're all dancing together and then she jumps. Oh my God.

• 46:19Tig Notaro?

  Never saw it.

• 46:20Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, no.

• 46:21Mae Martin?

  Take it.

• 46:21Tig Notaro?

  Guys, I told you I tapped out.

• 46:25Fortune Feimster?

  Oh my God.

• 46:26Tig Notaro?

  Thomas is even disappointed, shaking his head.

• 46:29Speaker 05

  You gotta watch Dirty Dancing.

• 46:31Fortune Feimster?

  Okay, I just.

• 46:33Mae Martin?

  I have to say.

• 46:33Fortune Feimster?

  And then I loved all the couples just like grinding.

• 46:37Mae Martin?

  Yeah, when you go.

• 46:38Fortune Feimster?

  I wanted to get in on that right between them.

• 46:41Tig Notaro?

  That would be amazing if you scooted in between there.

• 46:45Fortune Feimster?

  Well, there's like a talent show that they have during the movie at one point. And I've, I always felt like if, you know, I would have been cast as the like chubby um, son of the owner who had to perform.

• 46:59Tig Notaro?

  The son?

• 47:01Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, he like, um, was like a dork who was like, the owner was like, my son is great. He's like a fat, dorky guy.

• 47:11Mae Martin?

  I actually, you know.

• 47:12Tig Notaro?

  Don't talk about my friend like that.

• 47:14Mae Martin?

  You know, that's the sex scene in Wayward where I crawl on the floor. I was of course thinking about Dirty Dancing. And when he, when he crawls across to her.

• 47:23Fortune Feimster?

  Baby, oh sweet. Baby, you're the one.

• 47:28Mae Martin?

  So good.

• 47:29Fortune Feimster?

  God, that soundtrack is incredible.

• 47:31Mae Martin?

  So are you?

• 47:32Tig Notaro?

  Try Urban Cowboy.

• 47:33Fortune Feimster?

  And it was before it's time, I was talking about abortion. And it was like, you know.

• 47:39Tig Notaro?

  People can hear you say that, even if you whisper.

• 47:41Fortune Feimster?

  Talking about that. That's how you had to talk about it when I was watching this at seven.

• 47:47Mae Martin?

  Is that, so is that your favorite, would you say?

• 47:50Fortune Feimster?

  That was like probably the one that I know better than anything, but I guess in my adult times, my favorite movie would be Bridesmaids.

• 47:57Mae Martin?

  Yeah, I just watched it on the tour bus and.

• 48:01Fortune Feimster?

  Holds up.

• 48:02Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 48:02Fortune Feimster?

  Funny.

• 48:02Mae Martin?

  Really fucking good.

• 48:04Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, my God.

• 48:07Fortune Feimster?

  Wow. Wellness weekend is now turning into movie weekend. Yeah, it's movie weekend, yeah.

• 48:12Tig Notaro?

  We can, oh, that would be a good, remember how we were saying we could have different kinds of weekends where I'd want wellness weekend, watch the sun come up, journal.

• 48:21Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 48:21Tig Notaro?

  Eat vegan.

• 48:23Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, I would love a movie weekend.

• 48:25Tig Notaro?

  Then we could have movie weekends.

• 48:26Fortune Feimster?

  Popcorn.

• 48:28Mae Martin?

  We just become slugs and just.

• 48:29Tig Notaro?

  So who would be, who would be heading up movie weekend out of the two of you?

• 48:34Fortune Feimster?

  I mean, I wouldn't mind being in charge, but my couch isn't very big for all of us.

• 48:39Mae Martin?

  No, we're, we're, we're renting a.

• 48:41Tig Notaro?

  Oh, we're renting a place.

• 48:43Fortune Feimster?

  We need a big comfy couch, though.

• 48:44Mae Martin?

  And a big TV.

• 48:46Tig Notaro?

  Okay, so then May, you have to come up with your different getaway weekend.

• 48:50Fortune Feimster?

  I will say that we went to, we went to, um, when we wrapped the last movie I did with Kim Kardashian, when we went to her mom's. And she had the most luxurious, comfiest, big couch ever. And we'd had a, we had a sleepover and had pajamas on. And Nikki Glaser and I were in our pajamas beside each other. We were watching Moulin Rouge. And it was my dream night. Dream come true.

• 49:18Mae Martin?

  Dreamy, yeah.

• 49:19Fortune Feimster?

  Matching PJs. On a big comfy couch, watching Moulin Rouge.

• 49:24Tig Notaro?

  And did Kim's mom make snacks for you guys?

• 49:27Fortune Feimster?

  Um, she just had a humongous, like, eighteen course dinner.

• 49:32Tig Notaro?

  Oh, Jesus.

• 49:32Fortune Feimster?

  Prepared for us. It was the fancy version. It was amazing.

• 49:36Tig Notaro?

  And did she actually cook it, or did she have her chef cook it?

• 49:39Fortune Feimster?

  It was, uh, a restaurant made it. It was amazing.

• 49:43Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 49:44Fortune Feimster?

  She was, it was, I mean, it was like, beyond, beyond.

• 49:47Tig Notaro?

  Was it better than big ass Mother's Day brunch?

• 49:51Fortune Feimster?

  I mean, yeah, it was pretty special.

• 49:53Tig Notaro?

  Okay.

• 49:53Fortune Feimster?

  They went all out for us. It was, it was like our little wrap of the movie.

• 49:58Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 49:59Fortune Feimster?

  Um, it was pretty cool. And we had matching PJs, so.

• 50:03Mae Martin?

  Matching PJs.

• 50:04Fortune Feimster?

  All of us, we would have to get matching handsome PJs.

• 50:08Mae Martin?

  Oh, yeah, cool.

• 50:09Tig Notaro?

  Why don't we have those?

• 50:10Mae Martin?

  Yeah, why don't we have PJs?

• 50:13Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, we gotta get PJs.

• 50:14Fortune Feimster?

  Holy cow, we need to find out if people would wear them if we got handsome PJs.

• 50:19Tig Notaro?

  Course they would.

• 50:20Mae Martin?

  Course they would.

• 50:21Tig Notaro?

  And, and have it where it says handsome over their derriere.

• 50:25Mae Martin?

  Oh, yeah.

• 50:26Fortune Feimster?

  Taking it back to the juicy days.

• 50:28Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 50:29Mae Martin?

  But don't you, Tig, don't you wear, what's your PJs again? Granny panties?

• 50:33Tig Notaro?

  A nightgown.

• 50:33Mae Martin?

  And a nightgown and a bonnet?

• 50:35Tig Notaro?

  No, that's just for my, uh, my last special.

• 50:39Fortune Feimster?

  For your stand-up story.

• 50:41Tig Notaro?

  Um, I just wear my regular old run-of-the-mill underpants.

• 50:47Fortune Feimster?

  Ponties.

• 50:48Tig Notaro?

  Yes.

• 50:49Fortune Feimster?

  Under ponties.

• 50:49Tig Notaro?

  Should we hear Nicole's answer?

• 50:51Fortune Feimster?

  I'm trying to hear about your under ponties.

• 50:53Tig Notaro?

  We've talked about this numerous times.

• 50:55Fortune Feimster?

  Are they granny panties?

• 50:56Tig Notaro?

  I'm, I'm tits out with my, with no tits. I'm scars out with my, uh, my under ponties.

• 51:04Fortune Feimster?

  Under ponties.

• 51:07Tig Notaro?

  All right, let's hear what Nicole has to say.

• 51:08Mae Martin?

  What if it's Citizen Kane?

• 51:12Speaker 04

  Okay, so here's my answer. My favorite movie is Almost Famous. I love everything about it. I have to watch it once a year. I get jittery if I'm getting to the one-year mark and I haven't seen it yet. I last watched it right after the 2024 election. I will spare you my rendition of Tiny Dancer. Um, but I too want to be on that bus, singing, belting out that song. I love everyone in it. I love that they're all icons. Philip Seymour Hoffman, of course, is no longer with us, but he's the most brilliant, I think. When he asks him, why are you home? He says, I'm always home. I'm not cool. I also love that it's about journalism in a way, access journalism, maybe.

• 51:57Speaker 04

  And he loves them, but at the end of the day, he tells the truth about them. And ultimately that serves them. I feel like there's some geeky journalism message in there, too. And maybe you'll go watch it after listening to this answer.

• 52:08Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 52:09Fortune Feimster?

  I haven't seen it a while. Isn't your crush in there in that movie, Tig?

• 52:14Tig Notaro?

  My crush?

• 52:14Fortune Feimster?

  Billy Crudup.

• 52:16Tig Notaro?

  Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. I was like, I mean, look, I love Kate Hudson.

• 52:20Mae Martin?

  Carrie Russell?

• 52:21Tig Notaro?

  Yeah. Is Carrie Russell in there?

• 52:23Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, your boy crush.

• 52:24Tig Notaro?

  Yes, yes. Oh, my gosh. How did I forget that?

• 52:27Fortune Feimster?

  I don't know.

• 52:28Mae Martin?

  I'd like to see Billy Crudup play Frank converter in a speedo. That would be pretty good.

• 52:32Fortune Feimster?

  The one that hugs the wiener?

• 52:34Mae Martin?

  That's the one.

• 52:34Tig Notaro?

  Oh, my God.

• 52:35Mae Martin?

  Also, that's Cameron Crowe in his Almost Famous, and his soundtracks are so good. The Jerry Maguire soundtrack is so good.

• 52:42Tig Notaro?

  Did I tell you I just did a show with him?

• 52:45Mae Martin?

  No.

• 52:45Tig Notaro?

  We were both on a panel. And to me, it was like, when we were backstage beforehand, I was like, oh, my gosh. I cannot wait to talk to this man. Like, talking to him backstage about rock and roll and music and stuff. And then getting onstage with him, it was just, yeah, I don't know. That's, that's a, I've seen Almost Famous. I have seen that.

• 53:11Mae Martin?

  All right.

• 53:12Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a good movie.

• 53:15Mae Martin?

  Is Ginger back in the room?

• 53:17Fortune Feimster?

  She just opened the door. Did you have a question for her?

• 53:19Mae Martin?

  Oh, I was wondering what her favorite movie is.

• 53:21Fortune Feimster?

  Mom, what's your favorite movie?

• 53:24Tig Notaro?

  Citizen Kane.

• 53:25Fortune Feimster?

  She doesn't know. I'm gonna let her think about it. Tig, I do think you should watch Bridesmaids. I would be curious if you found it funny.

• 53:33Tig Notaro?

  Stephanie wants to have, you know, she, she got me to see Forrest Gump. We sat down with Max and Finn. We watched that, you know, a couple of months ago, maybe a month and a half. And then.

• 53:46Fortune Feimster?

  We lost May. What if May comes back and is in the tub?

• 53:50Tig Notaro?

  Oh, one can dream.

• 53:54Tig Notaro?

  One can dream.

• 53:55Fortune Feimster?

  Let's hope.

• 53:56Tig Notaro?

  But Bridesmaid, Bridesmaids is one that Stephanie wants to watch with Max and Finn because she feels like it's, is it R?

• 54:09Fortune Feimster?

  Uh, probably.

• 54:10Tig Notaro?

  But she feels like it's one. Yeah, that kind of stuff is fine.

• 54:17Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, because it's not sexual. That movie's not sexual. It's just like, it's like, kind of women doing bro-y jokes, but also a good, a good view of women friendships too.

• 54:33Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 54:34Fortune Feimster?

  And rivalries and all that stuff.

• 54:36Tig Notaro?

  She seemed to think that whatever reason it's R might not apply, but I think she's.

• 54:41Fortune Feimster?

  I would agree.

• 54:42Tig Notaro?

  Yeah. So I think that's one of the next up in our family movie night when they can pin me down for one.

• 54:49Fortune Feimster?

  I really want to, I really want to know what the boys think of it too. It's so funny. I watched it a couple of years ago and it it did help hold up.

• 54:58Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 54:59Fortune Feimster?

  But it was one of the la, one of the last like really big, big ensemble comedies in a theater. And it kind of, I talked to Kristen about it. She said it like, kind of had a slow opening weekend and everyone was like, sorry, guys, it's a bust. And then it just, but that was the thing about movie theaters is that it would catch on, you know, like you would, people would tell each other, like you got, and then all of a sudden it like exploded.

• 55:26Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 55:27Fortune Feimster?

  And then was this huge movie, but it's so funny. I just like seeing like big female ensembles. Just be badasses and hilarious and.

• 55:38Tig Notaro?

  Hell, yeah.

• 55:39Fortune Feimster?

  And then you got Wilson Phillips at the end.

• 55:42Tig Notaro?

  Oh, really?

• 55:43Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, I guess.

• 55:44Tig Notaro?

  Hold on for one more day, that song?

• 55:46Fortune Feimster?

  Uh huh.

• 55:47Tig Notaro?

  Okay. Well, I feel like everyone I know is pretty much like, oh, my God, Bridesmaids is one of my favorite movies of all time.

• 55:55Fortune Feimster?

  It's so good.

• 55:55Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 55:56Fortune Feimster?

  And then if you like Bridesmaids, I do think, and I'm not saying this because I have a small part in the movie.

• 56:02Tig Notaro?

  Mm hmm.

• 56:03Fortune Feimster?

  But Annie Mumalo and Kristen Wiig, who are, who wrote Bridesmaids together and are both in Bridesmaids, also wrote Barben Star Go to Vista Del Mar and starred in that. And I think that movie is so funny.

• 56:18Tig Notaro?

  Uh huh, I'm sure.

• 56:20Fortune Feimster?

  Very underrated because it came out in COVID. It was supposed to have a theater release, but it came out in COVID, so it went to Hulu. And so not as many eyes were on it. And anyone who watches it is like, this movie is so funny, but it just didn't get the exposure that Bridesmaids got.

• 56:36Tig Notaro?

  But you know, it is getting a lot of exposure on Hulu, Handsome Podcast.

• 56:41Fortune Feimster?

  That's right, we are on Hulu.

• 56:42Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, and you can catch us a day early. And I'm afraid we lost May for the rest of the episode.

• 56:49Fortune Feimster?

  I don't know what happened there.

• 56:50Speaker 05

  May's trying to rejoin.

• 56:51Fortune Feimster?

  I really want May to show up in the tub. Why don't you plug some dates while we're waiting on May?

• 56:57Tig Notaro?

  I'll be in Kalispell, Montana, Spokane, Washington, Eugene, Oregon, Colorado Springs, Calgary, Iowa City, Des Moines, Omaha, Oklahoma City, Cincinnati, Charleston, West Virginia, Chattanooga, Knoxville, Fresno, Napa. Come see me. All of my show information is tignotaro.com. New dates will be added. And, and again, I'll be hitting more major markets down the road. Maybe next year, not sure, but I'm having a grand old time.

• 57:33Fortune Feimster?

  Nice. Well, coming up in just a few days, I'm in Rochester, Minnesota, never been there before, Cedar Rapids, Iowa, also never been there before, Omaha, Nebraska, Portland, Maine, and Detroit, Michigan. All of those are in the next few weeks. So check that out. My mom did tell me her favorite movie.

• 57:56Tig Notaro?

  But you'll have to tune into next week's episode to find out.

• 58:01Fortune Feimster?

  It's not what you would think. It's definitely a surprise to me. Pretty Woman.

• 58:06Tig Notaro?

  Oh, Pretty Woman. I haven't seen that either. What? I, when I tell people I don't follow pop culture, I'm not exaggerating.

• 58:19Fortune Feimster?

  Dang.

• 58:20Tig Notaro?

  I'm not like secretly doing it and then not telling anyone. I'm really not doing it.

• 58:26Fortune Feimster?

  All right. Well, some of these I really need you to, Sound of Music, you don't need to watch.

• 58:30Tig Notaro?

  I've seen that. I saw it. That was in the seven, I was a lot, that was out in the seventies.

• 58:35Fortune Feimster?

  But I would like you to see Bridesmaid. You're gonna watch that with your family.

• 58:38Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 58:39Fortune Feimster?

  I do think you should watch Pretty Woman. And then what was the other one that we said? That I, oh, I said Dirty Dancing. I do think you should watch that, too.

• 58:48Tig Notaro?

  Oh, I'm happy to do it. Let's have movie weekend. Let's have wellness weekend. Let's, let's, let's, let's do it. And please, if this is a favorite episode of yours that we just did, share it with a friend. Let's help build this handsome community. Please rate, review, and subscribe to the Handsome Podcast and you can catch us one day early streaming on Hulu.

• 59:14Fortune Feimster?

  That's right.

• 59:14Tig Notaro?

  And, um, yeah, and we also have merch, do we not?

• 59:18Fortune Feimster?

  We sure do. We have a lot of cool merch, so you can go to handsomepod.com.

• 59:22Tig Notaro?

  Oh, I have local shows too in LA. Oh, there's May. I was gonna say, May couldn't make it to next April.

• 59:28Fortune Feimster?

  May, you missed the perfect opportunity to be in that bathtub. Come on.

• 59:33Mae Martin?

  Oh, my God, you're right. I should have been fully here.

• 59:36Fortune Feimster?

  And also, my mom's favorite movie is Pretty Woman, cuz she likes, uh, she always wanted to be an escort.

• 59:46Fortune Feimster?

  Okay, she didn't say that last part, but she does like that movie. I think it's cuz she thinks Richard Gere's hot.

• 59:52Tig Notaro?

  Mm-hmm.

• 59:53Mae Martin?

  Right. I'm so sorry about this. I'm on Fox or something on my phone and then this, this is just not coming to me.

• 59:59Tig Notaro?

  That's okay. We're shutting it down.

• 1:00:00Fortune Feimster?

  We're shutting it down.

• 1:00:02Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, until next time.

• 1:00:03Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, there we go. Keep it handsome.

• 1:00:09Fortune Feimster?

  Handsome is hosted by me, Fortune Feimster Tig Notaro and Mae Martin. The show is produced, recorded and edited by Thomas Woolett. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on social media at HandsomePod. What a podcast. What a podcast.

• 1:00:31Speaker 00

  That was a HeadGum Podcast.

• 1:00:34Speaker 06

  What's going on? It's Lamorne Morris.

• 1:00:35Fortune Feimster?

  And Hannah Simone.

• 1:00:37Speaker 06

  And we host The Mess Around, a New Girl rewatch podcast on HeadGum. Now, here's the thing, every single week, we chat about an episode of New Girl and we really get into it. Like, we get up in there. We get up in there. You know, we reminisce about our times on set. We share behind the scenes tea. We react to rewatching episodes that we haven't seen in years. We talk about how Jake Johnson is dogged.

• 1:00:58Fortune Feimster?

  That's not true. We talk about so many memories we have of working with the biggest stars on the planet. I'm talking Prince, Taylor Swift, Olivia Rodrigo.

• 1:01:11Speaker 06

  We're just two BFFs having a good old time, okay? Sometimes we even talk to other co-stars like Zooey Deschanel, Jake Johnson, Max Greenfield, and Damon Wayans Jr. And your dad. We talk to your dad on this show as well.

• 1:01:22Fortune Feimster?

  Make sure you subscribe to The Mess Around wherever you get your podcasts. New episodes drop every single Tuesday.