Conan vs. Edibles Part III

Conan faces the difficult task of selecting an experience from Sona’s massive gift box of edible treats. Wanna get a chance to talk to Conan? Submit here: teamcoco.com/apply

Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:02Conan O'Brien?

  Who do you shop for first on the holidays, Sona? Was it, do you shop for the kids or do you shop for Tac?

• 0:06Speaker 01

  My kids.

• 0:07Conan O'Brien?

  Okay.

• 0:07Speaker 01

  Or Oki.

• 0:08Conan O'Brien?

  You gotta get them your stuff.

• 0:08Speaker 01

  Or my dog.

• 0:09Conan O'Brien?

  And then your husband is last. Well, guess what? It's that time of year. You feel that, you smell that cinnamon cider in the air? Do you smell that?

• 0:18Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 0:19Conan O'Brien?

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• 0:56Conan O'Brien?

  One in four Americans targeted by scams ended up falling for them.

• 0:59Speaker 01

  I did.

• 1:00Conan O'Brien?

  For me, it would be four out of four. Did you fall for a scam?

• 1:01Speaker 01

  I fell for a scam once.

• 1:03Conan O'Brien?

  Oh, my God.

• 1:04Speaker 01

  They didn't steal much.

• 1:05Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah, still, you got taken for a ride. And you just put it out there that you're easy to scam.

• 1:09Speaker 01

  I am.

• 1:10Conan O'Brien?

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• 1:31Speaker 01

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• 1:32Conan O'Brien?

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• 1:44Speaker 01

  Conan O'Brien needs a fan. Want to talk to Conan? Visit teamcoco.com/callconan. Okay, let's get started.

• 1:54Conan O'Brien?

  Hello and welcome to Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend, uh, gang. Good to see you. Normally, we do a fan episode in this slot, but not the case today. This is a follow-up episode. This is part three of the gummies saga.

• 2:12Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 2:13Conan O'Brien?

  Now, this all began a while ago when we were talking about gummies and one thing led to another. And Sony, you got me some gummies. And someone, correct me if I'm wrong, but this company, Camino.

• 2:24Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 2:24Conan O'Brien?

  That's where you got the gummies. You gave me some. You guys were asking me, would you try some? I've been very hesitant. I've done small bites of the sleep one, uh, which seems to be good.

• 2:37Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 2:37Conan O'Brien?

  That's fine. I've done very little of it and I'm a big guy, so I'm probably not doing nearly enough. They sent some other ones, which I haven't really experimented with.

• 2:45Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:46Conan O'Brien?

  Be honest with you, because my mind is a very strange place anyway.

• 2:50Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:50Conan O'Brien?

  And I've never been anxious to, um, enhance that in any way. But something arrived today, so.

• 2:57Speaker 01

  Oh, I sure did. Oh, yes, it did. So my whole point for bringing this up was so that they would send us some free stuff.

• 3:04Conan O'Brien?

  This has been your ploy since the beginning.

• 3:06Speaker 01

  That's all I wanted. Yeah. I, I mean, to be honest, I don't care if you do it, but I, I, I just.

• 3:13Conan O'Brien?

  I was gonna say, you seem really concerned about me.

• 3:16Speaker 01

  No, yeah, no, at all. Um, I really, I mentioned the brand and then they messaged me on Instagram, which I missed. And thanks to David Hopping, he's like, I, I think they messaged you, you have to check it. And then they said they wanted to send us stuff. My new best friend, Melissa, came by from Camino and gave.

• 3:35Conan O'Brien?

  She came by personally?

• 3:35Speaker 01

  She came by personally.

• 3:37Conan O'Brien?

  To your house or?

• 3:38Speaker 01

  No, no, here.

• 3:39Conan O'Brien?

  Oh.

• 3:39Speaker 01

  Yeah, they were in the office.

• 3:40Conan O'Brien?

  Who's Melissa?

• 3:41Speaker 01

  Melissa, she works in marketing at Camino.

• 3:43Conan O'Brien?

  Do you have her number?

• 3:45Speaker 01

  I do, I do. And then she, they sent over.

• 3:47Conan O'Brien?

  Oh, my God!

• 3:49Speaker 01

  This massive.

• 3:50Conan O'Brien?

  And with the Yeti cooler?

• 3:52Speaker 01

  Cooler.

• 3:53Conan O'Brien?

  Melissa? Wait, hey, wait a minute. What if there's just like a spleen in there? It does, it does look like, there's, I know, it does look like there's a major organ in there.

• 4:03Speaker 01

  Yes. Oh, my God. It is a gigantic, like, cooler that they sent. And you think, oh, maybe there's a few. There's like, there's so many in here. And I can't tell you how, just, what, dump them out?

• 4:19Conan O'Brien?

  In the middle.

• 4:21Speaker 02

  Yeah, right here.

• 4:23Speaker 01

  I just, hold on, everyone calm down.

• 4:25Conan O'Brien?

  This is why Sona got.

• 4:30Speaker 02

  This is like Scrooge McDuck with all his gold coins, but just some hothead.

• 4:35Conan O'Brien?

  It has, this is incre- what a haul.

• 4:37Speaker 01

  It's unbelievable. The haul is unbelievable. They sent the mints I love. They sent all the things I love.

• 4:45Conan O'Brien?

  You understand that's a microphone?

• 4:46Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 4:46Conan O'Brien?

  That's a microphone and you are shouting into it.

• 4:50Speaker 01

  I'm just, I, I think that, I'm not the only one who's excited. You should have seen it.

• 4:54Speaker 02

  They got Yeti zipper lubricant.

• 4:56Conan O'Brien?

  What?

• 4:57Speaker 02

  I have one of these coolers. It does come with that.

• 4:59Speaker 01

  Oh my god.

• 5:00Conan O'Brien?

  You idiot.

• 5:01Speaker 01

  Just take the lubricant for the zipper, you nerd.

• 5:04Conan O'Brien?

  I just took a bite out of the zipper lubricant.

• 5:07Speaker 02

  That'll get you so high.

• 5:08Conan O'Brien?

  Hey, I have a question. Can we, oh. The hell? This came in a, this came too. Oh my god, look at this. There's.

• 5:17Speaker 02

  Personalized?

• 5:18Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 5:18Conan O'Brien?

  They sent. They sent a personalized one for me, which should hold up, I guess. It's social. What's social mean?

• 5:27Speaker 01

  It's, they, all of them have like different purposes. So there's like sleep and energy.

• 5:31Conan O'Brien?

  What would social do?

• 5:32Speaker 01

  Social doesn't like make you zone out so that you could go to like a social event. This is what Melissa told me. And then you can actually have conversations with people and you just feel good.

• 5:42Speaker 02

  You don't get paranoid?

• 5:43Speaker 01

  No. And then there's a note from Christie, who is the co-founder and president. And this, I mean, we're at the very top. It's just such an, I mean, and everybody at the office is really excited about this. Yeah.

• 5:57Speaker 01

  You want here to take that one?

• 5:58Conan O'Brien?

  You know what's nice?

• 5:59Speaker 01

  You can take that one.

• 5:59Conan O'Brien?

  They have a sense of humor. They did send me this Conan's guide to his first edible. Did you see this?

• 6:06Speaker 02

  What?

• 6:07Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah.

• 6:07Speaker 01

  Oh my god.

• 6:09Speaker 02

  Religious pamphlet.

• 6:10Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 6:12Conan O'Brien?

  It's like, you know. So you wanna masturbate?

• 6:15Speaker 01

  Well, and then.

• 6:17Conan O'Brien?

  It's a booklet that I got at the library.

• 6:19Speaker 01

  That tin has your face on it. They actually put your face on it.

• 6:23Conan O'Brien?

  The tin has my face on it. This is the same face they used on the booklet, So You Wanna Masturbate.

• 6:30Speaker 02

  To deter you from masturbating.

• 6:32Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah. This one is social, so social would do what for me? It would help me?

• 6:36Speaker 01

  Well, I think she, I mean.

• 6:37Conan O'Brien?

  Should I try one?

• 6:38Speaker 01

  Now?

• 6:39Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah.

• 6:40Speaker 01

  No. Oh.

• 6:40Conan O'Brien?

  No, it's, this is, it's half, it's two milligrams.

• 6:44Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's very, very, you're not gonna feel anything.

• 6:47Conan O'Brien?

  So.

• 6:47Speaker 01

  It's just the most amount of edibles I've ever seen.

• 6:50Conan O'Brien?

  This is incredible haul. Sona, how much of this are you gonna keep yourself and how much are you gonna share? Be honest.

• 6:56Speaker 01

  I'm gonna keep all of it. No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm gonna, I'm gonna share. Everybody's really excited.

• 7:01Conan O'Brien?

  Okay, you're gonna share this with everyone. I do wanna stress, this is not an ad.

• 7:06Speaker 01

  Right.

• 7:06Conan O'Brien?

  We're not getting paid anything. This happened organically. You are a terrible person, Sona.

• 7:13Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 7:15Conan O'Brien?

  And you went out of your way to mention, uh, this, this, this gummy, uh, and got some, and then I started talking about it, and now we're flooded with gummies. I still don't know what my personal journey's going to be.

• 7:28Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 7:28Conan O'Brien?

  I know I'm acting like it's a big deal, but I don't know. I wanna be responsible, and I'm an old square, let's face it, but, um, I'm, uh, I do thank Camino for being so generous, and I know that everyone on our staff is gonna be, uh, flying high.

• 7:45Speaker 02

  I'm taking one of each.

• 7:46Conan O'Brien?

  Are you really?

• 7:47Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 7:48Conan O'Brien?

  You know? Now, what's gonna happen at your house? Do you, will your wife, will you take a journey together? Is that what's gonna happen?

• 7:53Speaker 02

  She's a little bit more. She's just, oh my god.

• 7:57Conan O'Brien?

  You gotta be a safe.

• 7:58Speaker 01

  You're acting like they're gonna do like ayahuasca.

• 8:00Speaker 02

  It's not like peyote. It's not like a vision quest.

• 8:04Conan O'Brien?

  You know what I love? In my mind, it is like ayahuasca, and I see like, hey, it's time for some pineapple habanero journey we're going to take. And that you're gonna see, uh, a Native American chief.

• 8:17Speaker 01

  Oh my god.

• 8:18Conan O'Brien?

  And he's gonna lead you down a volcano.

• 8:20Speaker 02

  Unbelievable.

• 8:20Conan O'Brien?

  And you're gonna ride a dragon. In my mind, I know, I'm old school. I'm an old.

• 8:25Speaker 02

  That's not even old school, though. That's like.

• 8:27Conan O'Brien?

  It's just wrong.

• 8:30Speaker 01

  Wait, did you like watch Reefer Madness once? And you were like, oh, I can never do that.

• 8:34Conan O'Brien?

  No, I think, look, a lot of this comes from my culture. A lot of it comes from, you know, my parents, the way I grew up.

• 8:40Speaker 02

  He watched Reefer Madness and went, they're being a little lenient.

• 8:46Conan O'Brien?

  I still, I have a couple of times when I've really felt like taking a walk on the wild side. I have, I have, I have walked.

• 8:53Speaker 02

  Had a coke?

• 8:53Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah, no, I've wandered around some pretty dicey neighborhood and said, Reefer? Reefer anyone? Reefer?

• 9:02Speaker 01

  Did your parents like have like a conversation with you about it?

• 9:05Conan O'Brien?

  No.

• 9:06Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 9:06Conan O'Brien?

  Wait, my parents and I never spoke.

• 9:11Conan O'Brien?

  There was a lot of kids, I think once they saw me in the hall and they were like, you know, how you doing there bud?

• 9:18Speaker 02

  You never, you never got ate, sex or drug talk at all?

• 9:21Conan O'Brien?

  Of course not.

• 9:22Speaker 02

  Not even, no.

• 9:23Conan O'Brien?

  Sex, forget that. No one's talked about it. I haven't talked about it with my brothers. I don't think any of us have had sex. I don't know how these kids showed up.

• 9:32Speaker 02

  I, I didn't, I'm older, but I, I got a talk, but I didn't get like any usable information.

• 9:39Conan O'Brien?

  Right.

• 9:39Speaker 02

  You know what I mean?

• 9:40Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah. Okay, I want to ask you guys something. Just looking at these, Camino has suggested social for me, which yeah, I really need help with my social skills. Hello?

• 9:59Conan O'Brien?

  You know, winning an award, that's a big achievement, right?

• 10:02Speaker 01

  Yeah, I love awards.

• 10:02Conan O'Brien?

  Every now and then in life, maybe something nice like that comes your way. Winning them consistently is almost impossible. It just doesn't happen, you know? Well, guess what? Winning five times in six years? You know what that sounds like to me? Sustained excellence.

• 10:16Speaker 01

  Nice.

• 10:17Conan O'Brien?

  Hyundai has done just that, earning the title of America's best SUV brand for 2026 from US News and World Report. You are a very happy Hyundai driver?

• 10:25Speaker 01

  I drive a Hyundai Palisade and I love my car. I love it. I love driving it around.

• 10:30Conan O'Brien?

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• 10:49Speaker 01

  Hello.

• 10:50Conan O'Brien?

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• 11:23Conan O'Brien?

  Who do you shop for first on the holidays, Sona? Was it, do you shop for the kids or do you shop for Tac?

• 11:28Speaker 01

  My kids.

• 11:28Conan O'Brien?

  Okay, you gotta get them your stuff.

• 11:30Speaker 01

  Or my dog.

• 11:30Conan O'Brien?

  And then your husband is last. Well, guess what? It's that time of year, you feel that, you smell that cinnamon cider in the air. Do you smell that?

• 11:40Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 11:40Conan O'Brien?

  And you see pumpkins around, people buying turkeys. A little early to buy a turkey, doesn't matter. Holidays, I would say it's just around the corner, but that's a cliche. It's very nearby in the cupboard. Well, guess what? Amazon delivers joy with low prices on the gifts you want, even this early in the season. So get ahead of the season, shop early gifts, top picks, holiday decor, and advent calendars at low prices. Get ahead, start on holiday gifting with Amazon's low prices. Shop now at amazon.com/holiday.

• 12:16Conan O'Brien?

  Now, Sona, clearly I'm a very important person to you.

• 12:19Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 12:19Conan O'Brien?

  Just accept the premise and we'll move ahead.

• 12:21Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 12:22Conan O'Brien?

  I'm a very important person to you. What would you get me from Macy's for the holidays?

• 12:27Speaker 01

  A vase.

• 12:29Conan O'Brien?

  No, I don't want a vase, I want something better.

• 12:31Speaker 01

  A jacket.

• 12:33Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah, nice jacket, I love a nice jacket.

• 12:35Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, jacket, nice jacket.

• 12:36Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah, so now you have to do it, because you said you would.

• 12:37Speaker 01

  Aw, man, I didn't know you were doing that.

• 12:39Conan O'Brien?

  Well, I know the holidays, I know the holidays are months away, but it's never too early, Sona, to find gifts that I will love, gifts I will wear, and surprises that make the Season unforgettable for me.

• 12:51Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 12:52Conan O'Brien?

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• 13:17Conan O'Brien?

  Son, you have to admit, the holidays, it's really about hanging with the people you love.

• 13:22Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 13:23Conan O'Brien?

  And getting to be yourself. Not going to some stuffy holiday party where you need to conform to what the man wants you to think about the holidays.

• 13:31Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 13:32Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah, it's about being yourself. Turn your holiday time into Miller time by enjoying a Miller Lite in a place where you're free to enjoy yourself. On a walk with a cousin? With a cousin? Why are they getting all specific about?

• 13:43Speaker 01

  Because it's family.

• 13:44Conan O'Brien?

  But what about a niece or a nephew?

• 13:45Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 13:48Conan O'Brien?

  Like a walk with an ex-wife? I don't know. I mean, they're just throwing, that's a weird, they just made a very specific choice.

• 13:55Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 13:55Conan O'Brien?

  Now's the time for those unexpected holiday side guests and enjoy a great tasting light beer. 'Tis Miller time, as Dickens wrote. Miller Lite is brewed for taste, the taste you can depend on. The original light beer since 1975 and still iconic more than 50 years later. I like to be with my bros, my chums, my posse. Crack open a Miller Lite, take a swig, sip, look around and see my friends. We've known each other forever and we're just hanging out.

• 14:22Speaker 01

  Yeah, you guys are just doing chest bumps and high-fiving.

• 14:25Conan O'Brien?

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• 14:47Conan O'Brien?

  But anyway, which one, Sona, I'll ask you first, and you too, girlie, that's, that's, which one of these uplifting bliss? I'm gonna take sleep out of the conversation, because that's very specific. Would you think would be balance? Which is the one that I should be taking?

• 15:03Speaker 01

  This is one I can take to like Disneyland. Energy.

• 15:07Conan O'Brien?

  Oh, yeah.

• 15:08Speaker 01

  That makes me, that makes me go.

• 15:10Conan O'Brien?

  And what is, when you say energy, you're just, you're, you're up, you're hyped?

• 15:12Speaker 01

  I'm just like smiling, I'm in a good place, I wanna go on the Winnie the Pooh ride. I mean, that one's like, that one, people, whoever worked at Disney.

• 15:22Conan O'Brien?

  Why are you getting so, again, you, you either shout into a mic or whisper, but either way, your voice is being recorded.

• 15:29Speaker 01

  Is this like a assessment of my performance on this? I don't like it. I think that there's whoever worked at Disney.

• 15:37Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah?

• 15:38Speaker 01

  They must have done so much acid.

• 15:41Speaker 02

  The Imagineers.

• 15:42Speaker 01

  Yeah, not even this, acid. Cause some of those rides don't make any.

• 15:46Speaker 02

  Remember Journey into Inner Space, what used to be there before Star Tours?

• 15:50Speaker 01

  No.

• 15:50Conan O'Brien?

  Oh, boy, do I.

• 15:51Speaker 02

  Drug trip.

• 15:52Conan O'Brien?

  What are you talking about?

• 15:53Speaker 02

  What do you mean?

• 15:54Conan O'Brien?

  No!

• 15:57Speaker 02

  It was sponsored by Monsanto.

• 16:00Speaker 01

  Was it really? No.

• 16:02Speaker 02

  And you go into like molecules and it's all a drug trip with this projected bouncing molecules.

• 16:07Conan O'Brien?

  Hey, wait a minute, we don't, no offense to Camino, but we don't need any of this. We can go to Disneyland.

• 16:12Speaker 01

  Yeah, we can.

• 16:13Conan O'Brien?

  And have the same experience.

• 16:15Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 16:15Speaker 02

  Oh, but it's better.

• 16:16Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's better when you're on this and at Disneyland.

• 16:19Conan O'Brien?

  Have you gone to Disneyland High?

• 16:20Speaker 02

  Yes, she has, she's talked about it on this.

• 16:22Speaker 01

  Yeah, I had a whole story about when they saw me smuggling in.

• 16:24Conan O'Brien?

  I don't need to listen to her when she's on the podcast and we're recording it.

• 16:26Speaker 01

  Okay, I had a whole thing where I tried to smuggle in a whole thing of edibles and then it was like this, I didn't even try to hide it. And they're like, you can't do that.

• 16:35Conan O'Brien?

  You should have made a, like a wheelchair out of gummies. Instead, like, I sprained my ankle and I, so I can't walk today.

• 16:42Speaker 01

  But her, the mechanic.

• 16:44Conan O'Brien?

  And it's, and it's like, when you turn the wheels, cause it's just, and it's saggy and in the sun, it's starting to melt.

• 16:50Speaker 02

  I think she.

• 16:50Conan O'Brien?

  And then they're like, excuse me, ma'am, why are you chewing on? You chewing on the footrest of your of your wheelchair?

• 16:56Speaker 01

  Yeah, and I get to go to the front of every line.

• 16:59Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah, you get to the front of the line and you're high as a kite.

• 17:01Speaker 01

  Yeah, people who have actual disabilities won't be offended by that.

• 17:04Conan O'Brien?

  So, social and then energy.

• 17:06Speaker 01

  You're gonna be fine. You're gonna be fine.

• 17:08Conan O'Brien?

  But you know what I love? That you're stacking it like, um, like a dealer.

• 17:13Speaker 01

  Can I tell you why? First of all, you're messing it up. I'm doing this because I know people are gonna come in and I want them to be able to choose by by type.

• 17:21Conan O'Brien?

  I think people should have to go to you and you tell them which one you get.

• 17:25Speaker 02

  Do a personality quiz.

• 17:26Conan O'Brien?

  Yes. I think you should. I don't think you should just lay them out on a table and people grab them. So now I think you should sit there and people come up and you're like, huh, Ruthie. Yeah, you don't need uplifting because you're very uplifting already and da da da. I think you need to recover.

• 17:41Speaker 01

  And I should charge everybody for it.

• 17:44Conan O'Brien?

  Okay, what do you?

• 17:45Speaker 02

  There you go. Make some money off this.

• 17:46Conan O'Brien?

  Which one I should take?

• 17:47Speaker 01

  You, okay, Sleep We Know, fifty dollars. Um, Chill.

• 17:51Speaker 02

  What? Fifty?

• 17:52Speaker 01

  I want him to pay me fifty dollars for these free edibles that I got.

• 17:55Conan O'Brien?

  I will pay you in Moroccan money.

• 17:57Speaker 01

  I think you really need to try Chill. I definitely think you need to try the really low dosage one. I think, you know what? Work your way up and then we'll get to like

• 18:06Speaker 01

  peyote or ayahuasca. Maybe we'll work our way up to that. You need a shaman. You need somebody. If you get nervous, have someone.

• 18:14Conan O'Brien?

  I am wearing a full headdress. I'm just like, I'm just out of it. You know what I mean?

• 18:19Speaker 01

  You're a stoner?

• 18:20Conan O'Brien?

  I'm just a total stoner. I'm twirling.

• 18:22Speaker 02

  Or you've you've had like a spiritual awakening and you have a third eye and you just have become this, like you said, a shaman or with a headdress or something. That'd be amazing.

• 18:31Speaker 01

  Yeah, or what if it actually helps you and chills you out a little bit?

• 18:35Speaker 02

  Good.

• 18:35Conan O'Brien?

  What if I go to Burning Man at the end, they burn me?

• 18:39Speaker 02

  Then we all win.

• 18:42Conan O'Brien?

  Like he's tall, he's sort of stick-like. Let's burn him up. And I'm like, whatever.

• 18:49Speaker 01

  I don't know. Have you guys ever? Have you ever gone to Burning Man?

• 18:51Conan O'Brien?

  God, no.

• 18:52Speaker 01

  I feel like you kind of would.

• 18:54Conan O'Brien?

  I don't think he would. You're the one that would go to Burning Man.

• 18:56Speaker 01

  I would. Yeah. I have friends who've gone and they've done.

• 18:59Conan O'Brien?

  Why do you keep doing this whispering thing?

• 19:01Speaker 01

  I don't know because I'm worried.

• 19:03Conan O'Brien?

  You're like, God, I don't know if you've ever been to McDonald's.

• 19:05Speaker 01

  I know.

• 19:06Conan O'Brien?

  I don't know if you've ever been to McDonald's, but they have shakes if you want. Yeah, we know shakes.

• 19:11Speaker 01

  I don't know. Sometimes I get nervous if the things that I'm saying are allowed to be said.

• 19:15Speaker 02

  Why you did I go to Burning? Is it because of like the building stuff and everything?

• 19:20Speaker 01

  What?

• 19:20Conan O'Brien?

  Yes. Yeah, that's where all engineers gather.

• 19:22Speaker 02

  Well, there is like an engineer.

• 19:24Conan O'Brien?

  You can go to Hammer, go to Burning Man. Everyone has a misunderstanding. I don't know anything and I know that that's not what.

• 19:30Speaker 02

  Burning Man is like engineering projects.

• 19:32Speaker 01

  But you also, you create communities and I think you would be like the guy who had all the random stuff nobody else thought of.

• 19:38Speaker 02

  Coachella, Burning Man, anything, nothing against either of these, but any place where thousands of people go on one road to get there and out gives me so much anxiety. Cause all I can think of is like Mad Max Fury Road.

• 19:51Conan O'Brien?

  Yes, but you know what? In the second Mad Max movie, you know that weird gyrocopter?

• 19:55Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 19:55Conan O'Brien?

  That that guy has?

• 19:56Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 19:57Conan O'Brien?

  I would go to Burning Man if I had access to one of those.

• 19:59Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 20:00Conan O'Brien?

  And the same goofy leather helmet that he wore. And when things started to go south, I could go like, see you later, gang. And I go up in the air.

• 20:08Speaker 02

  That's pretty good. Yeah. Yeah.

• 20:09Conan O'Brien?

  I'll get you one of those.

• 20:10Speaker 02

  Okay, I'll go with you.

• 20:11Conan O'Brien?

  Those can't be that expensive.

• 20:12Speaker 01

  The two coolest guys at Burning Man, right here.

• 20:15Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 20:15Conan O'Brien?

  So you think I should do energy or chill? No, you think I should do chill, not energy.

• 20:20Speaker 01

  Do the one with your face on it.

• 20:22Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah, but I don't know why I have energy over here.

• 20:23Speaker 02

  No, energy's the last one, I think.

• 20:25Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah, I don't need energy.

• 20:25Speaker 01

  I think you need chill. Here, take that one.

• 20:27Conan O'Brien?

  Okay.

• 20:29Speaker 03

  No shade, no shade to Camino, but when I've bought marijuana, sometimes it's named after different things.

• 20:34Conan O'Brien?

  Marijuana?

• 20:35Speaker 03

  When I have purchased.

• 20:36Conan O'Brien?

  No, when I bought weed, sorry, when I bought weed, I like, I bought a cool John Wick weed.

• 20:42Speaker 03

  And I bought a White Walker from Game of Thrones weed. I mean, they can up their name game.

• 20:45Speaker 01

  That's just the names of them?

• 20:46Speaker 03

  That's the name of it, but it makes, you know, I'm like, oh, I want to get some John Wick. This is all energy and sleep and.

• 20:51Conan O'Brien?

  Can I say that? We've never got any free shit from those people.

• 20:54Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 20:54Conan O'Brien?

  And Camino has sent us all this free stuff.

• 20:57Speaker 02

  I like how this stuff is categorized too, because I, we haven't talked about it a lot, but I did a fair amount of. Weed in my 30s, but then paranoia hit me.

• 21:04Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah.

• 21:05Speaker 02

  And so now I'm curious if social will work for me because if it doesn't.

• 21:08Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 21:08Conan O'Brien?

  I'm gonna say this.

• 21:09Speaker 01

  Waked and baked.

• 21:10Conan O'Brien?

  I have, I'm on the record as saying, I really haven't tried gummies. And I've never done any drugs in my life. But I think Camino is killing it.

• 21:17Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 21:18Conan O'Brien?

  I think you're doing an amazing job.

• 21:19Speaker 02

  What a great spokesman.

• 21:21Conan O'Brien?

  I don't use this product. I don't use this product. I'm not qualified to talk about it. But God bless you, Camino. I think you're doing an amazing job.

• 21:29Speaker 01

  Agreed.

• 21:29Conan O'Brien?

  And they were nice to my people. I gotta say that. They were nice to my squad.

• 21:33Speaker 02

  You know, I was once.

• 21:34Conan O'Brien?

  Adam's got something.

• 21:34Speaker 02

  I was just gonna say, I, I think this is part three of the edible saga and Conan has yet to have an edible.

• 21:39Speaker 01

  That's so true.

• 21:41Speaker 02

  We should see how many episodes we can, we can do in the saga where Conan still doesn't try. Culminate in him doing it. I say no.

• 21:47Conan O'Brien?

  You know what it is? It's a movie. It's got a strong will they, won't they element or series. And you, if they go to bed, it's over.

• 21:55Speaker 02

  But remember Lost? They prolonged it too long before.

• 21:58Conan O'Brien?

  I'm not gonna be lost. But I am, I'm not gonna do that.

• 22:01Speaker 02

  Alright.

• 22:02Conan O'Brien?

  But it's gonna be a Breaking Bad ending where everyone's like, they nailed it. They, they stuck the landing. So all I'm asking is if people stick with us for a couple more years.

• 22:13Conan O'Brien?

  While these Camino gummies molder and petrify in my nightstand. And by the way, I'm gonna get burgled so fast. Everyone's gonna break in and go right to my nightstand and take my Camino. But, um, but no, I'm going to, uh, yeah. I, I, I, we will see. At one point, this will resolve and I will.

• 22:35Speaker 01

  I don't think it will.

• 22:36Conan O'Brien?

  Mm-mm.

• 22:37Speaker 01

  I'm gonna say it. You'll never do it.

• 22:39Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah. So you don't want people to keep listening to the podcast?

• 22:41Speaker 01

  Oh no, I want them to, but I feel like you'll just never do. I don't think you can break that programming. I think you're just too nervous. I don't think you'll do it.

• 22:49Speaker 02

  There's no way we'd all come in about an hour before we record. Take a, just standard dose and then record an episode. No?

• 22:56Speaker 01

  I would do it.

• 22:57Speaker 02

  I would.

• 22:58Conan O'Brien?

  I just wanna make sure that we're being responsible. That kids listening know that this isn't something.

• 23:03Speaker 02

  As a nerd, I wanna jock pummel you so bad. I just wanna like, I wanna wet will you? I wanna wedgie you. I wanna shove you in a locker.

• 23:13Speaker 01

  You do that.

• 23:14Speaker 02

  And just go nerd. And then I wanna go win a football game. I don't know how that's gonna happen.

• 23:19Conan O'Brien?

  Well, but I want to. Spoken like a true aggro jock. I'll wet will you? Oh, I can't wait to give you the old purple nurple and then go hit the gridiron.

• 23:33Speaker 02

  That's my point. You're making my point.

• 23:35Conan O'Brien?

  I know.

• 23:35Speaker 01

  Do you really think you'll do, I'm being, this is a serious question.

• 23:38Conan O'Brien?

  I, I think I will.

• 23:40Speaker 01

  I don't think you will.

• 23:41Conan O'Brien?

  I'm only saying it to create this incredible tension. I'm gonna do one tonight.

• 23:45Speaker 01

  But you know, it's okay if you're not, if you're not that guy.

• 23:49Conan O'Brien?

  We'll find out.

• 23:49Speaker 01

  You're not that guy.

• 23:50Conan O'Brien?

  We'll find out.

• 23:51Speaker 01

  It's okay.

• 23:51Conan O'Brien?

  We'll find out.

• 23:52Speaker 03

  What if it changes him and then that changes the whole, and then he decides just move to Bali and not do the podcast anymore? Then we've screwed ourselves.

• 23:59Conan O'Brien?

  No, have we?

• 24:00Speaker 03

  We don't, well, I'm just saying.

• 24:02Conan O'Brien?

  You'll never work again.

• 24:04Speaker 02

  That's my, that's my ambition.

• 24:06Conan O'Brien?

  You will never, no, no, Sona, I want people to keep listening because there's going to be another installment. And I think you're all going to be.

• 24:11Speaker 01

  But there is?

• 24:12Conan O'Brien?

  There's gonna be a number four.

• 24:13Speaker 01

  What more are we gonna talk about?

• 24:15Conan O'Brien?

  And I think they're all gonna be fascinated by what happens, and it's coming.

• 24:18Speaker 02

  This has all the staying power of the Fast and Five Furious, whatever that shit is.

• 24:24Conan O'Brien?

  Oh, wow.

• 24:25Speaker 01

  You're the Vin Diesel of this, of this franchise.

• 24:29Conan O'Brien?

  I'm just saying.

• 24:29Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 24:30Conan O'Brien?

  I got my crew, and you know what? Family is everything to me.

• 24:35Conan O'Brien?

  All right, stay tuned.

• 24:38Speaker 04

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• 24:55Speaker 04

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• 25:25Conan O'Brien?

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• 25:34Speaker 01

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• 25:35Conan O'Brien?

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• 25:39Speaker 01

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• 25:39Conan O'Brien?

  Did we use a salary guide with you, Sona?

• 25:41Speaker 01

  Uh, no, but maybe-

• 25:42Conan O'Brien?

  For several years, I just gave you groceries, remember?

• 25:45Speaker 01

  I know, I remember that. That was not good.

• 25:47Conan O'Brien?

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• 26:09Conan O'Brien?

  When you hear Alka-Seltzer, you probably think heartburn, right?

• 26:11Speaker 05

  Yep.

• 26:12Conan O'Brien?

  Well, did you know Alka-Seltzer has a line of cold and flu medications known as Alka-Seltzer Cold? Did you know that, David?

• 26:19Speaker 05

  No, but I feel like we need it.

• 26:20Conan O'Brien?

  Why didn't you know that, David?

• 26:21Speaker 05

  I know, you expect me to know everything.

• 26:23Conan O'Brien?

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