Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)

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Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:00Matt McCusker?

  You guys wanna smoke another cigarette out there?

• 0:02Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 0:03Matt McCusker?

  Perv out or what?

• 0:04Speaker 01

  Yeah, I have a meeting shortly, so it's good you wasted time. You guys are out, you knew. Of course you knew. Soon as Matt arrived, you guys should have been ready, and instead, Lemar, don't act like you're writing anything.

• 0:18Matt McCusker?

  Time stomps. Dude, by the way, remember last week when I was saying on White Lotus when the guy said swastika?

• 0:26Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 0:26Matt McCusker?

  He did say swastika. Everyone thought, they're like, no, it's swati da. It was swastika.

• 0:31Speaker 01

  Yeah, I believe you.

• 0:32Matt McCusker?

  I started downing myself. I'm like, did I just hear that?

• 0:34Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 0:34Matt McCusker?

  I mean, there is definitely a Nazi frenzy going on right now. I was like, I started worrying. I go, what the hell? Am I just hearing stuff that's...

• 0:41Speaker 01

  And he's starting to hear it.

• 0:41Matt McCusker?

  I'm starting to hear that.

• 0:42Speaker 01

  That's a dog whistle. That's exactly what a dog whistle is. Only you can hear it.

• 0:46Matt McCusker?

  Oh, I'm starting to hear the whisper from the nest. I'm like, what the hell?

• 0:49Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's coming.

• 0:49Matt McCusker?

  But yeah, no, he actually did. It was in the script, because they actually interviewed him about that. Like, did you improv that? He goes, no, they put it in the script.

• 0:55Speaker 01

  Oh, damn.

• 0:56Matt McCusker?

  Instead of saying swati da, which is like hello and whatever, where they're in Thailand.

• 1:00Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:01Matt McCusker?

  Just random swastika?

• 1:03Speaker 01

  What?

• 1:03Matt McCusker?

  They're in Thailand?

• 1:06Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, he just, it was, yeah, whatever. But he did say swastika, so. Yeah, man. Swastikas are, I could say it, I'm not... They are hot right now. I don't agree with them.

• 1:16Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:17Matt McCusker?

  I don't agree with them. If I saw that in my neighbor's yard, I'd be fucking...

• 1:20Speaker 01

  They're on Teslas now. They're on Teslas.

• 1:22Matt McCusker?

  Are they on Teslas?

• 1:23Speaker 01

  We love Teslar.

• 1:24Matt McCusker?

  They're getting put on Teslas.

• 1:26Speaker 01

  Did you see Trump dog with that?

• 1:27Matt McCusker?

  What'd he say?

• 1:28Speaker 01

  He basically, him and Elon did like a car commercial for Teslas in front of the White House, and he goes, we love Teslar.

• 1:34Matt McCusker?

  Love Teslar.

• 1:35Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 1:36Matt McCusker?

  They really did a car, they did like a Tesla car commercial? Dude, I heard this, and I, again, I haven't substantiated it. I saw it was just two guys in like fitness gear on Instagram. So this is my source, so definitely hard allegedly on this.

• 1:47Speaker 01

  That's where everyone gets their information now.

• 1:49Matt McCusker?

  Well, dude, these guys seem so confident. They're in like a very like... They're so goddamn confident. Cool room, and they were like, well, obviously Tesla, driving a Tesla reduces your testosterone by 18%. And the other guy goes, I mean, yeah, that, that's indisputable, the EMFs. They're trying to say the EMFs from electric vehicles lower your testosterone, and I can't get it out of my head. I was in, I got picked up on in the Uber the other day and I was like, God damn it.

• 2:09Speaker 01

  I'll tell you what, the guy selling testosterone in a fucking make it bank. Every single podcast is like, yeah, what'd you have today? Peanut butter and jelly? Yeah, that lowers your testosterone. You go, alright, alright, thank you.

• 2:20Matt McCusker?

  I think thinking about your testosterone.

• 2:20Speaker 01

  I think podcasting lowers your testosterone. I'm tired of hearing guys talking about being men while talking into a fucking microphone. So many fucking tough guys doing podcasts these days. It's literally the biggest girl thing you can do is sit there and gossip.

• 2:35Matt McCusker?

  It's true.

• 2:35Speaker 01

  In front of a camera.

• 2:36Matt McCusker?

  Dude, if you know how to like, if you get a real man on a podcast, they're like, and then I told, they're like, they're 10 feet away.

• 2:42Speaker 01

  They're not near the microphone, they go, what? Is this what you guys do? You just talk here?

• 2:49Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, if you get a microphone, it should be this far from your head and you should just stare nervously and go.

• 2:55Matt McCusker?

  I don't know, is this good? What do you want me to say?

• 2:58Speaker 02

  Yeah, you're absolutely right. Podcasting has destroyed, the EMF's coming from, I don't even know what they are, but those.

• 3:03Speaker 01

  The EMF's are coming from podcasts, it's coming from tough, tough guy podcasts. Enough of it.

• 3:08Speaker 02

  I think we need them.

• 3:10Speaker 01

  You think we need tough guy podcasts?

• 3:11Speaker 02

  We need tough guy podcasts.

• 3:13Matt McCusker?

  Like, which, what was your favorite tough guy podcast?

• 3:15Speaker 02

  We're around, we're talking tough. Who else is doing tough guy podcasts?

• 3:18Matt McCusker?

  Every fucking person on the internet.

• 3:20Speaker 02

  I mean, all over the country. We have so many, our tough guys need other shit to do. We're out of all tough guy work.

• 3:25Matt McCusker?

  Well, when Europe, that's the problem. When Europe gets tough guys, you gotta watch their tough guys. Their tough guys go pretty wild.

• 3:31Speaker 01

  Their tough guys rise up. Meteoric pace, just to the top immediately.

• 3:36Matt McCusker?

  We need more Teslas over there in Europe.

• 3:38Speaker 02

  Teslas.

• 3:39Matt McCusker?

  There, yeah, the right wing in Europe, I don't read enough about it, but I think they're fucking heating up.

• 3:44Speaker 01

  They're heating up.

• 3:45Matt McCusker?

  Boom, shock and awe.

• 3:49Matt McCusker?

  He's on fire!

• 3:50Speaker 01

  Yep, that's how it ends.

• 3:54Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 3:55Speaker 01

  That's how it ends.

• 3:55Matt McCusker?

  Our brothers in Europe, chill. Let us handle this shit.

• 3:59Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 3:59Matt McCusker?

  Doesn't look good when they do it, too.

• 4:01Speaker 01

  They've failed too many times at it.

• 4:02Matt McCusker?

  True.

• 4:03Speaker 01

  Tough guy podcasts have failed there. Time and time again.

• 4:08Matt McCusker?

  True that.

• 4:08Speaker 01

  You would like the book I'm listening to.

• 4:11Matt McCusker?

  What is it?

• 4:11Speaker 01

  I get like five minutes a night before I fall asleep.

• 4:13Matt McCusker?

  You're talking about the one you're falling asleep to?

• 4:14Speaker 01

  The Guns of August, it's very nice.

• 4:15Matt McCusker?

  I like that narrator, bro.

• 4:17Speaker 01

  You would love how it started. It's World War I, so it's just the funniest.

• 4:21Matt McCusker?

  Mystery, World War I's a total mystery.

• 4:23Speaker 01

  Literally, it's just fam- it's one family. And they're all, they're all related, like the Kaiser is related to-

• 4:28Matt McCusker?

  That's the weirdest part.

• 4:29Speaker 01

  Yeah, they're all family and they all have to like hang out together and it's like succession, except it results in one of the biggest catastrophes in human history.

• 4:37Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, dude, like how did that happen, though? Like how did those-

• 4:40Speaker 01

  They're like jealous of each other, the Kaiser has like a small hand and he's like, "Don't fucking look at my hand, fuck you." Alright, I think it was him or the Saur, I forget.

• 4:47Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, the one guy was like fucked up, the one Kaiser, well that was, was he dubbed, dubbed to?

• 4:51Speaker 01

  Wilhelm's the one they kind of pinned the entire war on.

• 4:55Matt McCusker?

  Shit.

• 4:55Speaker 01

  Which that led to.

• 4:56Matt McCusker?

  Wait, World War I started just because of a couple dudes beefing?

• 4:59Speaker 01

  Yeah, pretty much.

• 5:01Matt McCusker?

  Damn.

• 5:02Speaker 01

  You can boil it down to that.

• 5:03Matt McCusker?

  That stinks. Well, it's a, it's a total mystery.

• 5:06Speaker 01

  It's, I don't think it's, I think that's, the whole point of this book is the buildup to World War I. So there's, like if you look into it, there's explanations.

• 5:15Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, but like they all say like, "Oh, they were cousins and stuff," but has anyone like looked into like, how did, was that just like England trading somebody to France and being like, "You marry our guy?"

• 5:26Speaker 01

  Well, the World War I was basically the end of monarchies.

• 5:29Matt McCusker?

  Yes, I do remember that.

• 5:30Speaker 01

  So it was still that type of thing, where it's like the Habsburg royal family.

• 5:34Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 5:34Speaker 01

  There's like families that you, you do trade.

• 5:37Matt McCusker?

  I'm gonna throw up, I can't handle the Nick, dude.

• 5:38Speaker 01

  Like, uh, those are strong, bro.

• 5:41Matt McCusker?

  I know, they get you.

• 5:42Speaker 01

  Yeah, spicy.

• 5:43Matt McCusker?

  They dissolve fast.

• 5:44Speaker 01

  Uh, but like Marie Antoinette, she wasn't French, she was-

• 5:48Matt McCusker?

  I heard.

• 5:49Speaker 01

  Traded in a-

• 5:50Matt McCusker?

  Where was she from, England?

• 5:51Speaker 01

  I think Austria.

• 5:52Matt McCusker?

  Austria, that's where she was from. Damn, dude, that must be cool, though, to be like beefing with a whole other country and be like-

• 5:57Speaker 01

  Bro, just fuck my daughter.

• 5:58Matt McCusker?

  Send her hot fucking daughter.

• 5:59Speaker 01

  Yeah, send our fucking hot daughter over there, we'll chill.

• 6:01Matt McCusker?

  And if, if, if they, if your daughter doesn't work to satisfy the nation, you're gonna have to like, millions of men have to die.

• 6:08Speaker 01

  But then the nations, the people don't know shit. They don't, it's not like they're interacting, it's not like there's internet, they're all just sitting there and then a royal family will beef and be like, "Send the bros."

• 6:17Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, send the bros.

• 6:18Speaker 01

  Send a million of the bros over there.

• 6:19Matt McCusker?

  You know they did a really bad thing, you're just like, "What?"

• 6:22Speaker 01

  What did they do? They didn't fuck our daughter? They said our daughter was ugly at a party?

• 6:27Matt McCusker?

  Didn't Maria, go ahead, what'd you say?

• 6:28Speaker 02

  I was gonna say, does that mean like back then you, like now we're bummed when you have thought daughter? Does that mean back then they were kinda like?

• 6:34Speaker 01

  Thought daughter, that's a very American thing to not, thought daughter is big in the world.

• 6:39Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 6:40Speaker 01

  And you go, nice, I'm gonna send her to a family, I'm gonna get a couple barrels of fucking.

• 6:44Speaker 02

  So we, we're the ones who started caring about thought daughter, thought daughter?

• 6:47Speaker 01

  Well, I think slut daughter has always been frowned upon.

• 6:51Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 6:51Matt McCusker?

  Dude, as a brother, your job was.

• 6:53Speaker 02

  A hot daughter, okay, okay.

• 6:54Matt McCusker?

  Hot daughter is perfect, it's like fucking having a Tesla, dude.

• 6:57Speaker 01

  It's like getting a Tesla.

• 6:58Matt McCusker?

  It's like a Tesla truck. That's like a sideburner truck.

• 7:01Speaker 01

  Hot daughter does, hot daughter raises T, from what I've seen.

• 7:04Matt McCusker?

  Oh, yeah.

• 7:04Speaker 01

  Usually those guys get pretty jacked and angry.

• 7:06Matt McCusker?

  You have to.

• 7:06Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 7:07Matt McCusker?

  You're gonna get pissed.

• 7:08Speaker 01

  Or it lowers T significantly and you're like, yeah, she's gorgeous.

• 7:14Speaker 01

  There's two ways to go, you either get jacked and get a gun and go, I'll kill anyone that'll fuck it. Or you go, isn't she beautiful? She's dating the hottest guy.

• 7:21Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 7:22Speaker 01

  She's dating the quarterback, isn't that awesome?

• 7:25Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, that's more mid-daughter behavior. If you have a babe daughter, you gotta go way higher.

• 7:30Speaker 01

  You gotta get jacked, you gotta get a divorce and get jacked.

• 7:32Matt McCusker?

  Yes, right away, divorce right away. You say, babe, I don't have a problem with you, but our daughter's just way too hot.

• 7:37Speaker 01

  Our daughter's too hot, we gotta split up, I gotta fucking focus on myself, I gotta get, I gotta get tan, now.

• 7:43Matt McCusker?

  I gotta prepare myself to sexually assault a 21-year-old man if I have to.

• 7:48Speaker 01

  Did you CrossFit?

• 7:49Matt McCusker?

  Like, for real.

• 7:51Matt McCusker?

  Just a bulldog a kid in his apartment, like post-college off-campus.

• 7:55Speaker 01

  Did you watch White Lotus last night?

• 7:56Matt McCusker?

  No, no, no, don't spoil it, don't spoil it. I didn't get to see it last night.

• 8:00Speaker 01

  There's a nice story of a guy getting bulldogged.

• 8:02Matt McCusker?

  Really?

• 8:04Speaker 01

  Dude, it's so funny.

• 8:05Matt McCusker?

  My brother, Tom, was telling me that he thinks, and I, I haven't seen it, so I can't comment on it, but he was like.

• 8:11Speaker 01

  Tom got hit with the ultimate taboo last night.

• 8:13Matt McCusker?

  Did he get hit finally?

• 8:14Speaker 01

  There was a big taboo last night.

• 8:15Matt McCusker?

  He was, Tom said it's the ultimate sex addict share. He was like saying like coming to a meeting.

• 8:21Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 8:22Matt McCusker?

  I can't wait to see it.

• 8:22Speaker 01

  That's the guy getting bulldogged.

• 8:24Matt McCusker?

  Really?

• 8:24Speaker 01

  Sam Rockwell.

• 8:26Matt McCusker?

  Which one's Sam Rockwell?

• 8:27Speaker 01

  Uh.

• 8:29Matt McCusker?

  Oh, I know who you're talking about.

• 8:30Speaker 01

  He's a man.

• 8:30Matt McCusker?

  No!

• 8:30Speaker 01

  Yeah, he, he makes an appearance.

• 8:32Matt McCusker?

  Don't almost spoil it.

• 8:32Speaker 01

  He makes an appearance just to talk about getting bulldogged.

• 8:34Matt McCusker?

  No!

• 8:35Speaker 01

  I spoiled it.

• 8:36Matt McCusker?

  No!

• 8:39Speaker 01

  He literally just cameos just to be like, I've been getting bulldogged.

• 8:48Speaker 01

  Fuck, I forget how he words it too. He does use a funny word like that.

• 8:51Matt McCusker?

  Really?

• 8:52Speaker 01

  It's not bulldog, but he's like getting piped out or something, something crazy.

• 8:59Speaker 02

  Was this a forced bulldogging or like a consensual bulldogging?

• 9:02Speaker 01

  No, it's a consensual dog. Fuck it, I'll just tell you.

• 9:04Matt McCusker?

  There's no fucking sensual bulldogging, dude.

• 9:07Speaker 01

  It's not a real thing?

• 9:07Matt McCusker?

  If it's consensual, it ain't bulldogging.

• 9:09Speaker 01

  True. It's not, I mean, you're consensual with the guy doing the bulldogging, you have given him permission, but you aren't consenting to what drove you to get bulldogged.

• 9:19Matt McCusker?

  Oh, it was a consensual dogging?

• 9:21Speaker 01

  It was a consensual dogging. But he was, he was fighting demons.

• 9:26Matt McCusker?

  Oh.

• 9:27Speaker 01

  And he thought one way to get rid of it was to get bulldogged.

• 9:29Matt McCusker?

  If you want to feel better about yourself, dude, if you ever want to feel better about yourself sexually, read like, uh, like Sex Addict, like anonymous, kind of like them reporting on like them falling to real sex addiction. It's harrowing, dude. It's crazy.

• 9:44Speaker 02

  Just like this, just the shit they do to get that off?

• 9:47Matt McCusker?

  I mean dude, it's like, yeah, like, like, like, imagine instead of the podcast, it was like later babe, and I was just raw dogging prostitutes and like, worrying about HIV.

• 9:55Speaker 01

  Man, I really want to spoil this.

• 9:56Matt McCusker?

  There was a soft white-

• 9:57Speaker 01

  I'm spoiling it, fuck it.

• 9:57Matt McCusker?

  Don't spoil it. There was a soft white underbelly, I mean, you can if you want.

• 10:01Speaker 01

  It's just a story. It's, it's, it's not like integral to the plot in any way.

• 10:05Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I don't care.

• 10:05Speaker 01

  He sits down and he's like, they're like, where have you been? And he's like, I found God, I'm sober now. And then he's like, I, I moved here to Thailand. He doesn't tell, say why, something happened, a crime. And then he moves to Thailand and he's like, and you know me, I always, I got a thing for Asian women. So I started, I was just buying women, fucking them all day, every day, thou- thousands of women. And he's like, and then finally I started to realize, maybe I, you know, they complete my other half. Maybe I should feel what it's like to be them. So I started, you know, dressing up a little.

• 10:36Matt McCusker?

  Dressing up a little?

• 10:37Speaker 01

  Dressing up, trying on some costumes, getting plugged. Then all of a sudden he's hiring guys to plug him. He's getting plugged while he hires an Asian prostitute to sit and watch and he would fucking stare at her in the eyes.

• 10:49Matt McCusker?

  Was he trying to get his pipe game better? Cause he wanted to understand what, what it was like.

• 10:54Speaker 01

  He wa- yeah, he wanted to feel what it was like and he was, he said he was hiring guys that looked like him. So he could dress like a woman and feel like what it's like to fuck him.

• 11:03Matt McCusker?

  Size wise too?

• 11:05Speaker 01

  Didn't talk size. Did not talk size.

• 11:08Matt McCusker?

  I mean, if he was going facial appearance, he was probably checking size.

• 11:10Speaker 01

  But I would imagine if you're willing to fuck a guy in the butt for money, you have a huge dong. I have a small penis and I would never do something like that, so.

• 11:18Matt McCusker?

  That's true. That's why, you know, we have beautiful statues of us in antiquity.

• 11:22Speaker 01

  Of course.

• 11:23Matt McCusker?

  We were just sitting there like charting the stars.

• 11:24Speaker 01

  You're a freaky ass.

• 11:28Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, we were charting the stars, dude.

• 11:29Speaker 01

  We were too busy. I was charting the stars last night.

• 11:31Matt McCusker?

  Were you really?

• 11:32Speaker 01

  I went out there, I was like, goddamn, moon's big.

• 11:34Matt McCusker?

  You can see a lot of planets, dude. You can see a lot of planets out there. We have, we have the app. We have, I mean, obviously, dude, yeah, we have the app. Did you look at the stars last night or were you just fucking freaking?

• 11:43Speaker 02

  No, I was inside all day, all night. Went out to walk the dog, that was it.

• 11:47Matt McCusker?

  Really?

• 11:47Speaker 01

  Stars were good last night. Was it a special star day? It was a special star day.

• 11:52Matt McCusker?

  You get Orion, yeah, you get Orion.

• 11:54Speaker 02

  That's the dumbest thing I've ever seen.

• 11:56Speaker 01

  What the fuck are you talking about? Is it a special star day?

• 11:58Speaker 02

  Well, I don't know, like, they, like, the moon was like a red moon.

• 12:01Matt McCusker?

  There was a lunar eclipse a couple of days ago.

• 12:02Speaker 02

  Yeah. So I didn't know if it like.

• 12:03Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, big lunar eclipse, I missed it. I was driving home from motherfucking Dallas.

• 12:07Speaker 01

  I didn't know there was a lunar eclipse.

• 12:09Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, it was at like 2:30, 2:34 to be exact. Thursday night.

• 12:12Speaker 02

  That's, it was like a lunar eclipse and a blood moon, right? Like a red blood moon or something?

• 12:16Matt McCusker?

  Well, there was a blood sun due to the fire, due to the fires.

• 12:21Matt McCusker?

  You didn't see that? There was a red blood, blood red sun.

• 12:23Speaker 01

  Oh, nice.

• 12:24Matt McCusker?

  Cause they had, it was.

• 12:25Speaker 01

  Yeah, I wasn't here.

• 12:25Matt McCusker?

  This weekend, yeah. Cause they had fires in like Douglasville or wherever, somewhere out there.

• 12:29Speaker 01

  Frederick's.

• 12:30Matt McCusker?

  Frederick, yeah, I keep calling it Douglasville. Fredericksburg.

• 12:36Matt McCusker?

  It was in, uh, the new twenty dollar Billsville.

• 12:41Matt McCusker?

  And yeah, dude, they, it was crazy. It's a blood red sun.

• 12:46Speaker 01

  I know, I heard about it. I was afraid I wasn't gonna be able to fly in.

• 12:48Matt McCusker?

  Oh, yeah, through all the smoke.

• 12:50Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah. It was fun.

• 12:51Matt McCusker?

  Sure the pilot was going, pissed.

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• 13:20Matt McCusker?

  Hmm. Because sex is not just be about being able to perform. I totally agree with that. It's about actually wanting to.

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• 14:31Speaker 01

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• 14:32Matt McCusker?

  Yeah. I gotta fly on fucking Wednesday.

• 14:35Speaker 01

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• 14:36Matt McCusker?

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• 14:38Speaker 01

  Nice.

• 14:39Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, just out of the early show, by the way, Thursday. Please fill it up. But the, but yeah, the, uh, yeah, that'll be sick, my whole family. Now that I know if you land on water, your plane explodes, man, that.

• 14:49Speaker 01

  Yeah, I couldn't believe you said that.

• 14:50Matt McCusker?

  I was so confident being like, we're over the water, we'll just fucking glide down. You were like, that, nah.

• 14:56Speaker 01

  I was like, bro, our plane's gonna, first off, it's gonna scatter on impact.

• 14:59Matt McCusker?

  You're so fucking negative about everything. I looked at it, I was like, god damn.

• 15:04Speaker 01

  Our plane's definitely gonna explode and even if it did land it it'll sink.

• 15:09Matt McCusker?

  Literally they were they were like if it if your plane doesn't break into pieces on water that's like it's literally the miracle of the hustle. You're like a wheel grabs the water and the whole thing just like stops. Cannon damn.

• 15:23Speaker 01

  Yeah, that was surprising.

• 15:25Matt McCusker?

  I've been over bodies of water being like we're safe.

• 15:29Speaker 01

  I mean, I'm sorry to take that away from you. I'm sorry. Yeah.

• 15:33Matt McCusker?

  Do you really need a runway? Pretty much. You need a runway.

• 15:35Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 15:36Matt McCusker?

  You know, maybe a flat plane.

• 15:38Speaker 01

  Yeah, if there's like a hill, you're fucked.

• 15:39Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, exactly.

• 15:40Speaker 01

  Speed bump, you're getting launched.

• 15:42Matt McCusker?

  Although the ramp though, if you like landed and then you have the ramp, the air would be sick. The air you would catch would be kind of worth it.

• 15:50Speaker 01

  You would catch some nice air.

• 15:51Matt McCusker?

  You'd get some crazy air.

• 15:52Speaker 01

  You would go just for one second.

• 15:56Matt McCusker?

  Take off my mask.

• 15:59Speaker 01

  You go see that fucking.

• 16:00Matt McCusker?

  Someone was saying if the masks are just to get you high off the oxygen, if that's the case, let's break something else out.

• 16:07Speaker 01

  Heroin.

• 16:07Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, so anything.

• 16:09Speaker 01

  Drop down the heroin.

• 16:10Matt McCusker?

  Dude, nitrous at least, like come on now. That's fucking bull dude to be like, oh yeah, we're giving you like a boardwalk oxygen bar.

• 16:19Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's actually a good point. They should. There should be a second mask because sometimes they just drop the mask out of like depressurized.

• 16:25Matt McCusker?

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 16:27Speaker 01

  But they should give you a little anesthesia.

• 16:29Matt McCusker?

  Exactly.

• 16:30Speaker 01

  You know what I mean? Just like here.

• 16:31Matt McCusker?

  Something.

• 16:31Speaker 01

  Count to ten.

• 16:32Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I would. I would anesthesia my family. I would definitely just in case one of the pilots pass out.

• 16:36Speaker 01

  It's very swastika of you.

• 16:39Speaker 01

  Very gribbles of you. I'm gonna anesthesia my kids and play this thing out.

• 16:46Matt McCusker?

  Dude, yeah, he's his shit now is, I mean, I can't even, he is dying on the craziest hill.

• 16:54Speaker 01

  Being an Aussie?

• 16:55Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 16:56Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 16:56Matt McCusker?

  Well, not even he's a Klansman too now.

• 16:58Speaker 01

  Oh, I saw that.

• 16:59Matt McCusker?

  Wait, is he? He wears Klan robes.

• 17:00Speaker 01

  The funniest thing was.

• 17:01Matt McCusker?

  He loves Diddy.

• 17:01Speaker 01

  Him saying I'm a Klansman now. There were comments from black people that were like, all right, now I'm done. Where were you on the fucking Nazi shit?

• 17:11Matt McCusker?

  Like.

• 17:12Speaker 01

  You finally, you've gone too far.

• 17:16Matt McCusker?

  I was dying because ever since you said that, he's gone several steps beyond like, keep seeing that comment now. I keep laughing, being like, alright, that's enough.

• 17:24Speaker 01

  Now I'm done.

• 17:25Speaker 02

  You think he's doing a bit? I think he's just fucking around.

• 17:27Speaker 01

  Obviously, he's doing a bit.

• 17:28Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, I, I for a while didn't realize. I'm starting to.

• 17:31Matt McCusker?

  I mean, yeah, he is taking the most hateable things. I mean, like, he's now being like, the audition is my favorite. Where he was, did you see the new audition for?

• 17:39Speaker 01

  No.

• 17:39Matt McCusker?

  Vultures or whatever, where he wants to do like a live chorus. I, I guess not like his Sunday service. I, it could be a Sunday service. I don't know. But it's like, he wants to do now a chorus of all black men, no white men, and you have to be at least the complexion of Diddy. Dark enough. You have to be at least as dark as Diddy's.

• 17:56Speaker 01

  Wait, is that the exact?

• 17:57Matt McCusker?

  Diddy's benchmark dress. No, that's his exact words. You gotta be at least the complexion of Diddy. And he must be willing to shave your head and is volunteer, and you have to wear swastika. But other than that. Other than that.

• 18:09Speaker 01

  He's gonna get so many volunteers.

• 18:11Matt McCusker?

  Oh, for sure.

• 18:12Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 18:12Matt McCusker?

  It's gonna be in Compton, too.

• 18:14Speaker 02

  Oh, man.

• 18:15Matt McCusker?

  Or like this LA area. So, yeah, I'm looking, be on the lookout for that. That's gonna be a bunch of shaved.

• 18:21Speaker 01

  It's gonna be the funniest thing. That's ever happened. Oh, man.

• 18:28Matt McCusker?

  But yeah, man, his new, he's iced out now. He's got the swastika ice, fucking flooded on both sides, too. If you can't flood the other side of swastika.

• 18:34Speaker 02

  Wait, I have not seen this.

• 18:35Matt McCusker?

  It's flooded on both sides.

• 18:36Speaker 01

  He's got an iced out swastika.

• 18:40Speaker 01

  There's no way this is gonna be the coolest thing I've ever seen.

• 18:46Matt McCusker?

  I mean, that would be an heirloom.

• 18:48Speaker 02

  Finding a jeweler to do that had to be impossible.

• 18:52Matt McCusker?

  You'd be surprised. Oh, true. True, a lot of them.

• 18:55Speaker 01

  Well, now that's a bit of a, yeah.

• 19:00Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 19:00Speaker 01

  Never mind. I do what I say.

• 19:05Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I mean, he's, it'll be interesting, man. This is just a phase. He's gonna be on to something else.

• 19:10Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 19:12Speaker 01

  I actually don't know if you got it. Oh, yep, there it is.

• 19:14Matt McCusker?

  Oh, man.

• 19:16Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 19:17Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, he was showing that thing off.

• 19:18Speaker 02

  Oh, shit.

• 19:21Matt McCusker?

  Damn. I mean, here's the thing, though. If you can't flood, if you can't flood both sides.

• 19:25Speaker 01

  It's not.

• 19:25Matt McCusker?

  What are you even doing?

• 19:27Speaker 02

  Wait, so the other side is, uh, is no diamonds?

• 19:29Matt McCusker?

  No, hell, yeah, it's all flooded out, bro. He was saying if anyone else can't flood the other side of their swastika, uh, diamond. Their swastika diamond pendant, and he was calling them a loser.

• 19:41Matt McCusker?

  Said, what are you, a fucking loser?

• 19:43Speaker 02

  Damn.

• 19:44Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, he's flexing, man. He's got a new, his new songs are out. You read the lyrics, they're pretty, I mean, they're so funny.

• 19:50Speaker 01

  I haven't, yeah.

• 19:51Matt McCusker?

  Oh, his new raps are.

• 19:52Speaker 01

  They've been tough to find.

• 19:53Matt McCusker?

  Oh, they're on Twitter. He's, he's doing like vocal runs of like the lyrics and it's like, again, he is a wordsmith. But it's just about him being a Nazi.

• 20:04Speaker 02

  Oh, it's a Nazi album?

• 20:06Matt McCusker?

  Uh, yeah, I mean, the cover of the album is a giant swastika as well. He's fond of them right now.

• 20:10Speaker 01

  Hitler's ghost is gonna be sad when he finds out this is a bit.

• 20:13Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, true.

• 20:14Speaker 01

  You know what I mean? Cause right now, he's probably got his hopes up.

• 20:17Matt McCusker?

  For sure.

• 20:18Speaker 01

  Yes. The one guy that would see that necklace would be like, hmm.

• 20:22Speaker 02

  We did it.

• 20:23Speaker 01

  Holy shit, that's sick. I knew history would look kindly on my act.

• 20:30Speaker 01

  It was a joke.

• 20:32Matt McCusker?

  He's doing it, man. And, you know, that's the, uh, I mean, it is a good experiment. Like, what if we just let all the worst stuff out of the bag? And, you know, maybe it'll prove that most people actually are pretty level-headed and they'll just be like, oh, fuck, this is weird. But, uh, we feel confident this won't catch on. That's the thing. I think people worry this is gonna catch on and people are gonna be like, hold on a second, actually.

• 20:51Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 20:52Matt McCusker?

  Yeah. But, yeah, it's, yeah, pretty wild stuff.

• 20:56Speaker 02

  Yeah, Kanye doesn't get black people to start going around wearing swastikas. That would be devastating.

• 21:01Matt McCusker?

  I feel like every, I don't know, I feel like black men do have a hall pass right now to be like, dude, I just, it's my favorite artist. I don't know, I was just trying it out, too. Black men kind of have a Nazi hall pass for the next, I think 2025 is all about the black male Nazi hall pass.

• 21:14Speaker 01

  All right. I won't say no.

• 21:19Speaker 01

  It's a very reasonable prediction.

• 21:21Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, we'd have to, I would.

• 21:22Speaker 01

  Hold on a second. What was that?

• 21:24Speaker 02

  I almost bought one of the Kanye West Sean John shirts, though.

• 21:27Speaker 01

  Oh, okay.

• 21:28Matt McCusker?

  What was the Sean John shirts?

• 21:29Speaker 02

  He made Sean John shirts, like, for Diddy.

• 21:32Matt McCusker?

  He's, Lemare, you as a, as a hilldier yourself, you gotta be just taking, is that what you're taking notes on right now?

• 21:43Speaker 03

  No, I'm, I haven't paid attention. I've been out of the loop. I didn't know about the full Nazi album.

• 21:49Matt McCusker?

  Oh, yeah.

• 21:49Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 21:50Speaker 02

  You're keeping it from, I had no idea about the album. I had no idea.

• 21:53Matt McCusker?

  It might be hitting more of the white algos right now. A little harder right now.

• 21:58Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 22:01Speaker 01

  That makes sense.

• 22:01Matt McCusker?

  My algo is crazy, dude. I, I'm the least xenophobic guy in the world and I get nothing.

• 22:09Matt McCusker?

  I get nothing, but just the craziest content.

• 22:12Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 22:13Matt McCusker?

  And then, you know, I watch it, but it's like, it's, it's.

• 22:15Speaker 01

  Yeah, watch it. It works. It works. I've become hateful. It works really well.

• 22:20Matt McCusker?

  It literally is, is all hate. It's for real.

• 22:22Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 22:23Matt McCusker?

  And it works. I mean, it, it's just, it works and it gets the most numbers. Every fight, seven million views. And then I watched a really, like, it was like a genuinely touching video of like, it was like a bunch of like, young black kids about to fight and this old man came up and gave them, did you see that?

• 22:38Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 22:38Matt McCusker?

  Gave him the speech, like, what are you doing, blah, blah, blah. I checked the view count. It was like 200,000. And it was just a lady getting socked in the face, seven million. I was like, dang.

• 22:46Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 22:47Matt McCusker?

  Damn.

• 22:47Speaker 01

  No, that stuff works. It's like the lady who fucks a thousand guys in a day or whatever.

• 22:51Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 22:52Speaker 01

  That content works.

• 22:53Matt McCusker?

  It kills.

• 22:54Speaker 01

  It makes you angry. I saw a clip of her sitting on the ground. There were like guys in football pads behind her, like a team. And she was like, I can't, are you guys ready to turn my tight end into a wide receiver?

• 23:04Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 23:04Speaker 02

  Yeah, we'll fucking do it.

• 23:06Speaker 01

  I was just looking at it going, God, fuck.

• 23:08Matt McCusker?

  Maybe they'll rise, the thousand men slut ladies. Everyone's worried about Kanye and his Nazi army. What if those ladies rise?

• 23:15Speaker 01

  Hmm.

• 23:15Matt McCusker?

  That's a problem.

• 23:16Speaker 01

  They're putting together an army.

• 23:17Matt McCusker?

  They are, dude.

• 23:18Speaker 01

  They could send those thousand men. They could go.

• 23:20Matt McCusker?

  One of them's pregnant.

• 23:21Speaker 01

  One of the sluts.

• 23:23Matt McCusker?

  One of the sluts, one of the fuck.

• 23:23Speaker 01

  It was fake.

• 23:25Matt McCusker?

  It was fake?

• 23:25Speaker 01

  It was fake.

• 23:26Matt McCusker?

  Well, wasn't she like raising awareness? That made no sense. She goes, using my platform to raise awareness for pregnant ladies? Oh, I'm a lady? Yeah, that's some bullshit. You shouldn't fake being pregnant. That's not right.

• 23:38Speaker 01

  I agree.

• 23:38Speaker 02

  It's a classic move.

• 23:39Matt McCusker?

  Why was she faking? What a fucking psycho lady move.

• 23:41Speaker 01

  To get clicks. She just posted a video with her with a fake. Yeah, she had like a fake pregnant belly on. It was like, I'm pregnant. And everyone was like, see, that's what you get, bitch, fuck you, dumb bitch.

• 23:51Speaker 02

  If you'll put that trial, I'll fucking kill you, bitch.

• 23:53Speaker 03

  You don't think she just got rid of the baby?

• 23:55Speaker 01

  I'm sure.

• 23:56Matt McCusker?

  Well, she would have showed that fast either. I got trained. I'm fucking dumbass. I should have known that.

• 24:02Speaker 01

  You never know when they filmed the original one.

• 24:04Matt McCusker?

  True, or maybe, yeah, and perhaps before that thousand man gangbang, she was maybe up to some other lud acts before that.

• 24:09Speaker 01

  No, her?

• 24:12Speaker 01

  She's pure as the driven snow.

• 24:14Matt McCusker?

  That's all we'll have now. That's the world, dude. In 2030, it'll just be Nazi men and thousand lady slut gangbangs.

• 24:22Matt McCusker?

  We're in for a rough future.

• 24:24Speaker 01

  But can they? They cannot coexist. You gotta pick a side. You're either skinhead black Nazi or British thousand slut lady.

• 24:34Speaker 01

  There's no, those two, that's the next war. Those two cannot coexist.

• 24:38Matt McCusker?

  Ironic black Nazis versus?

• 24:40Speaker 01

  Ironic black Nazis versus literal hundred thousand gangbang ladies.

• 24:45Matt McCusker?

  What, that's a weird arms race, because then someone's gotta go, there's gotta be like a, like a, like a speed of sound kind of thing. Like, someone's gonna hit the absolute limit. Or do you try to work it where like, like how, if a thousand in a day, I'm still kinda like, I don't think it's too completion.

• 25:01Matt McCusker?

  Or is a gay guy gonna step up and go, this is how guys do it?

• 25:04Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 25:07Matt McCusker?

  Are we gonna smash the record?

• 25:08Speaker 01

  I think they're doing that, and they're just, they're not doing it for the clicks. They're doing it for, hey.

• 25:15Matt McCusker?

  It's love of the game.

• 25:17Matt McCusker?

  That's love of the game. Yeah, where all my, where all my motherfucking sweet boys at, man? Let's fucking, let's fire this up.

• 25:24Speaker 01

  Sweet boys will get it going.

• 25:25Matt McCusker?

  We can't have them crushing the record. Although, that could be one of those things. You ever see when like, you know, guys, you're like, this is the women's powerlifting record and just crush it?

• 25:32Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 25:33Matt McCusker?

  Women might, that might be their record, man. I don't know, I don't know if a dude could break a thousand guys in the, in the butt. That seems like it would actually kill you. In the buttsla.

• 25:42Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's, yeah.

• 25:43Matt McCusker?

  I think you would actually die. From what? A thousand guys. From a scourge from God.

• 25:50Matt McCusker?

  A thousand locusts sent right here.

• 25:54Speaker 01

  Get bulldogged a thousand times.

• 25:57Speaker 01

  Yeah, they will get struck by lightning. Just explode.

• 26:02Matt McCusker?

  What, the wrath of God?

• 26:03Speaker 01

  Come everywhere.

• 26:08Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, man, these are, there's definitely very confusing times right now.

• 26:14Speaker 01

  True.

• 26:14Matt McCusker?

  Oh, St. Patrick's Day.

• 26:16Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 26:16Matt McCusker?

  Got my green shirt.

• 26:17Speaker 01

  Chuck you a lot.

• 26:17Matt McCusker?

  Yeah. My whole family, we got, we decked the, decked the kids out today. Gave them the little like beads in their braids. Orange, white and, uh, orange, white and green is pretty sick. Yeah, we Irished them out, it was pretty sick.

• 26:29Speaker 01

  I didn't realize, that's why you're wearing that. I thought, I thought it was just a cool shirt.

• 26:33Matt McCusker?

  St. Patty's.

• 26:33Speaker 01

  It is a really fucking sick shirt.

• 26:35Speaker 04

  Thank you.

• 26:35Matt McCusker?

  You gotta break out a celebratory claw.

• 26:38Speaker 01

  True. I gotta get a white claw for St. Patty's.

• 26:41Speaker 04

  Oh, no, I gotta stay off the booze, I went to a kegger yesterday.

• 26:45Matt McCusker?

  You did a kegger yesterday?

• 26:45Speaker 01

  Yeah, I saw the group text, you guys were in shambles yesterday.

• 26:48Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 26:49Speaker 01

  What happened?

• 26:50Matt McCusker?

  Well, I didn't do nothing.

• 26:51Speaker 01

  Yesterday I rested. The time Muzi texted at like 4pm, it was like, I'm already fucked up.

• 26:56Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, I did the roast battle last night, it judged your first show.

• 27:00Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 27:01Speaker 03

  Yeah, and I was drinking.

• 27:02Speaker 01

  Okay, yeah.

• 27:03Matt McCusker?

  Did you get roasted, or did you judge the roast?

• 27:05Speaker 03

  Nah, I was judging.

• 27:06Matt McCusker?

  That's sick.

• 27:06Speaker 03

  Yeah. Yeah, it was pretty funny.

• 27:08Matt McCusker?

  I get anxiety thinking about those things.

• 27:10Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 27:11Matt McCusker?

  Just being up on a roast battle, I've, it would just, just get demolished and be like, no, seriously, you're being a fucking dick right now. I'll fucking fight you right now, this is bullshit.

• 27:23Matt McCusker?

  Even judging, catch one, I'm like, fuck you, like, you know what, man? Look, I never do this, I never do this.

• 27:30Matt McCusker?

  Fuck you, man.

• 27:32Matt McCusker?

  That actually hurt my feelings.

• 27:33Speaker 03

  I finally got to meet Alexis Fox. She was one of the judges.

• 27:37Matt McCusker?

  Who's that?

• 27:37Speaker 03

  That was the lady who gave me the, uh, flashlight, I finally got to meet her.

• 27:41Matt McCusker?

  Oh. A flashlight or her, like, specific?

• 27:43Speaker 03

  Like her specific flashlight.

• 27:45Speaker 02

  Did you go up to her, Pussy Felt Great?

• 27:48Speaker 03

  No.

• 27:49Matt McCusker?

  Wait, what'd he say?

• 27:50Speaker 02

  So you go up to her and go Pussy Felt Great?

• 27:52Matt McCusker?

  True. Broke you off a little sample.

• 27:59Speaker 03

  She was nice, she was so nice.

• 28:01Matt McCusker?

  That's a smart gal. Take the stress off the real one, be like, here, fucking.

• 28:05Speaker 01

  Mole it out.

• 28:07Matt McCusker?

  God, this thing around.

• 28:09Speaker 01

  Give it to the thousand LeMaires.

• 28:16Matt McCusker?

  No, say, what did you say?

• 28:18Speaker 04

  I was just laughing about La Mer being one of those horses that they give fake pussies so they could...

• 28:23Matt McCusker?

  Stunt them out. You stunt them out.

• 28:25Speaker 01

  For breeding purposes. Stunt them out.

• 28:31Speaker 01

  That could be the only thing we have to fight against the Nazis and sluts in the future. Clone army of La Mer's.

• 28:37Matt McCusker?

  True.

• 28:39Speaker 01

  Clone army.

• 28:41Matt McCusker?

  Now, that nation would be captured by the sluts instantly. There would be serfs in the sluts.

• 28:46Speaker 01

  I love this, I love this side of La Mer. No, no way.

• 28:49Matt McCusker?

  Dude, you guys would be serfs in the sluts.

• 28:51Speaker 01

  Fuck the ladies' pocket pussy and met her.

• 28:54Matt McCusker?

  Dude, it'd be Simpsonian, Simpsonian, dude.

• 28:56Speaker 03

  No way, dude.

• 28:57Matt McCusker?

  Simpsburg would be conquered immediately.

• 29:01Speaker 03

  I'm no simp.

• 29:02Speaker 01

  You're a simp.

• 29:03Matt McCusker?

  The slut army would devastate you guys.

• 29:05Speaker 01

  You'd have ladies' fake vagina and then met her and we're excited to meet her.

• 29:08Speaker 03

  If there's a clone army, I'm gonna take out all the slut liking parts. We're gonna be like, just pure.

• 29:14Speaker 01

  Oh, you're saying we're gonna breed that part out of you?

• 29:17Speaker 03

  Yeah, breed it out.

• 29:18Matt McCusker?

  How? That's your core. Did you ever see Inside Out? That's like the core marble, yeah. That's like the core memory.

• 29:25Speaker 01

  You're the horniest guy alive.

• 29:27Speaker 03

  No way.

• 29:28Speaker 01

  You've gotta be.

• 29:29Speaker 03

  No, Nate's the horniest guy. He's the punk king.

• 29:32Matt McCusker?

  True, true.

• 29:34Speaker 03

  He's royalty.

• 29:36Speaker 01

  No, he actually is right. You're the horniest guy.

• 29:38Matt McCusker?

  I was sitting here quiet, like, yes, that's fair.

• 29:43Matt McCusker?

  Damn, the clone Nate would attack to clone the Mer's.

• 29:47Speaker 03

  They would try to save the sluts.

• 29:50Matt McCusker?

  You'd have to watch out, though. You'd have...

• 29:53Matt McCusker?

  I'd be talking to the Nazi bros, like, they're giving pussy out over there, man. Fucking chill out. Let them do their thing. Yeah, true. Although the, the, the black, skinhead Nazis would have some pussy going on. You know?

• 30:07Speaker 02

  They would be strictly

• 30:08Matt McCusker?

  You guys, your queen would be, you guys would answer to your queen. A naked lady. Who's, who's Kanye's naked wife?

• 30:15Speaker 01

  Lady putting fucking Saran Wrap and marched around Venice every ten minutes? Fucking crazy.

• 30:21Speaker 02

  That's probably my favorite thing he's doing right now. Not probably, a hundred percent.

• 30:25Matt McCusker?

  That's just one of his side, yeah, that's like, I mean, that's

• 30:27Speaker 01

  It is one of his side projects. I think they broke up.

• 30:30Matt McCusker?

  Don't believe the tabloids.

• 30:31Speaker 02

  I think that's a rumor.

• 30:32Matt McCusker?

  They tricked me a couple of times, didn't they, bro? Did they actually break up?

• 30:34Speaker 01

  I'm not sure.

• 30:34Speaker 02

  I think it's a rumor. I think they're still together and have

• 30:36Speaker 01

  I just remember seeing it, like a clip of Bill Maher talking about it, being like, they broke up and the crowd being like, woo.

• 30:42Matt McCusker?

  I know. That's the funniest thing to like, her mind, she's mind controlled, being mind controlled.

• 30:47Speaker 02

  Or she's a slut.

• 30:49Matt McCusker?

  Hey, that's a man's wife, man.

• 30:51Speaker 02

  A hot wife, I should, I meant to say. Or she's a hot wife.

• 30:54Matt McCusker?

  That's even worse, then he's a cuck.

• 30:57Speaker 02

  I mean, but isn't that, that's hot wife in the, when you go around, I think that's actually part of

• 31:00Matt McCusker?

  You hot wife to get a bull. Yeah. To get a bulldozer. Get an OK Red Bull bulldozer.

• 31:07Speaker 02

  Yeah, you're fucking bulldozer crawling.

• 31:09Speaker 01

  What have you found with your research?

• 31:11Speaker 04

  So it turns out they are having marriage troubles right now, Bianca and Kanye.

• 31:14Speaker 01

  No way.

• 31:15Matt McCusker?

  What the hell?

• 31:16Speaker 04

  He was spotted yesterday with a woman who looks exactly like her, but is not her.

• 31:20Matt McCusker?

  He might have the clone, he might have the clone on him.

• 31:25Speaker 04

  But she doesn't look exactly like, this is just the tabloid.

• 31:28Speaker 01

  Is it just, she has giant tits and giant ass?

• 31:29Speaker 04

  Yeah, she's just a pretty lady.

• 31:31Matt McCusker?

  Well, there's a lot of enhanced ladies too. A lot of ladies are gonna start, we're gonna have like a lady singularity, because they're starting to all look the same.

• 31:37Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 31:39Matt McCusker?

  Huh?

• 31:39Speaker 02

  No, that's what's nice about her. Those are giant naddies.

• 31:42Matt McCusker?

  She's not enhanced.

• 31:43Speaker 02

  No.

• 31:43Speaker 01

  She's pure naddie.

• 31:44Speaker 02

  Blessed by the Lord.

• 31:45Speaker 01

  Who?

• 31:46Speaker 02

  Bianca Sensori.

• 31:47Speaker 01

  I don't, is that the current lady?

• 31:49Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, that's Kanye's wife. Current wife?

• 31:51Speaker 02

  My bad.

• 31:52Speaker 01

  No, it's

• 31:53Speaker 02

  In my mind, everyone knows her.

• 31:54Speaker 01

  I did know her.

• 31:57Matt McCusker?

  Didn't she just have a movie come out too?

• 31:59Speaker 02

  I don't think so.

• 31:59Matt McCusker?

  They did like a movie in Japan that was called like Bianca.

• 32:02Speaker 02

  About her?

• 32:03Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I swear to God. She starred in a movie in Japan. I, I

• 32:06Speaker 01

  I can see her being worshipped in Japan.

• 32:07Matt McCusker?

  For sure.

• 32:09Speaker 02

  For sure. Saran Wrap of women.

• 32:15Matt McCusker?

  I mean, that's, that, huh?

• 32:17Speaker 02

  That's true.

• 32:17Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, she's had a movie starred in Japan.

• 32:19Speaker 01

  You're tapped in, bro.

• 32:20Matt McCusker?

  I'm fully tapped in.

• 32:24Matt McCusker?

  I take a break, I just go on X.

• 32:25Speaker 01

  Man, put the phone down, bro.

• 32:26Matt McCusker?

  It's on X, on my computer. I take a break from writing and I just go, I go into X and I go, oh shit.

• 32:32Speaker 01

  Holy fuck, it's happening.

• 32:36Matt McCusker?

  She's got a fucking movie on, on fucking, in Japan.

• 32:40Speaker 04

  Really?

• 32:41Matt McCusker?

  It's pretty nice.

• 32:42Speaker 04

  It's pretty cool.

• 32:43Speaker 01

  It's about the female body. That's surprising. I thought she was gonna branch out and...

• 32:48Speaker 01

  Oh, nope, she stuck to the old bread and butter.

• 32:52Speaker 01

  We're coming up with a movie. It's about tits.

• 32:57Matt McCusker?

  Damn, what is the movie all about?

• 33:00Matt McCusker?

  I might fly to Japan and...

• 33:02Speaker 01

  Go to the premiere. Wear the exact same outfit as her.

• 33:08Matt McCusker?

  I might dress up a little bit. Yeah, I might dress up.

• 33:10Speaker 04

  Fashion-focused movie, censored around Kanye and Sensori's relationship, exploring the female body.

• 33:18Matt McCusker?

  Hmm, it's fashion-focused?

• 33:19Speaker 04

  The fashion-focused. Kanye produced it.

• 33:23Matt McCusker?

  It could be the next summer block. That's the, this was the thing I was worried about.

• 33:26Speaker 04

  It's an Italian movie.

• 33:26Matt McCusker?

  If he comes out with a, yeah, that's kinda, he's also banned from Italy, I think, from getting head on a boat, buddy.

• 33:31Speaker 04

  He's on the dongle and a gavel.

• 33:35Matt McCusker?

  He had plumber's crack. He was getting head, he had plumber's crack getting head on a boat in Italy, apparently. Italy was like, you're not allowed to back in here.

• 33:41Speaker 01

  I can't believe Italy's against this.

• 33:43Matt McCusker?

  That's what I'm saying, dude. That's like, nothing for Italy. I would assume that's all Venice is.

• 33:49Speaker 04

  Like, that's what it's about.

• 33:50Matt McCusker?

  You have a kid with a stick pushing you around, you have your, like, half your ass out. murky, fucking shitty river.

• 33:59Matt McCusker?

  Madonna. Yeah, this is a... I worry he's gonna come out with a absolute summer banger, though, and everyone's gonna be, god damn, it's so good.

• 34:09Speaker 01

  That would be nice.

• 34:10Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, it would be sick.

• 34:12Speaker 01

  Yeah, that'd be fun.

• 34:12Matt McCusker?

  But that's gonna...

• 34:15Matt McCusker?

  That could charge things up. If people are saying, you know, people like if the lyric, if a song's good, people are gonna rap it. So if there's like clubs full of people, I'll be like, yeah, I'm a motherfucking Nazi.

• 34:26Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, you know, that. That could be, that could be problematic. That could be, and you're right, that, that, that is possible. Yeah, if I was like Jewish in the club, the club got that turned up.

• 34:40Matt McCusker?

  I'm in there.

• 34:42Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, true. That could be a problem. Yeah. But, yeah, I, I think we're safe from that. I don't think, I don't think the Nazi stuff's gonna catch on like culturally. Like people worry, people really worry about that. It's like, nah. What do you mean?

• 34:58Speaker 03

  Hasn't it already caught on?

• 35:01Matt McCusker?

  Nah, I mean, catch on, bro.

• 35:03Speaker 03

  I mean.

• 35:04Matt McCusker?

  No, you mean like in Germany?

• 35:05Speaker 03

  Like it's, it's, it's not like catching on like Germany, but it's building some steam, dude.

• 35:10Matt McCusker?

  That's what I'm saying. It's, it's maybe, but you're talking about a frac, like a small percentage of people that already, there are already people banging. Like that. They just started tweeting about it. But if it main, if a fucking hit, undeniably hit catchy song hits the mainstream, then it's a problem. That could make, but it, it's like, I don't know. Will people just fucking sing the song?

• 35:31Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 35:32Matt McCusker?

  Cause people listen to, I don't know. Cause it's like gang, you know, if you think about like gangster rap, does that have like a weird subconscious sway? On like people's behaviors? I would say definitely. So, maybe. Now I'm sounding like a white guy. Nah, I agree. I'm an old man. Violent music, it makes you do violent things.

• 35:50Matt McCusker?

  That's his whole point. He's like, if we can talk about killing each other in songs, why can't I talk about being a Nazi?

• 36:00Matt McCusker?

  I hear you. But either way, let's, let's get out of switching gears. By the way, you guys can't see my, I don't want you guys to see this. It's fucking real badass. Matt tried to take his own life. For real. Matt got sad. For real, dude. Water dude, a five gallon glass water jug got me. I should have known.

• 36:18Speaker 01

  Wow, the fuck, it's a five gallon jug?

• 36:20Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 36:20Speaker 01

  That thing's huge.

• 36:21Matt McCusker?

  I know, it's fucking massive.

• 36:22Speaker 01

  Where was that?

• 36:23Matt McCusker?

  Outside my driveway, I got delivered. And I was like, or not like my little thing near my garage. But I, uh.

• 36:28Speaker 01

  What are you doing with it?

• 36:30Matt McCusker?

  I store, I store water, bro. I always keep, I try to keep like thirty gals on me at all times.

• 36:34Speaker 01

  Why?

• 36:35Matt McCusker?

  Dude, remember when Philly, were you in Philly? I know, you were in New York. Philly had like chemicals spill into the river.

• 36:40Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 36:41Matt McCusker?

  And then I started, I started getting them there, then I kinda liked the five gallon glass jugs, so I just kept getting them delivered to my new house. And they were outside and there was just a fucking, there was a hole, I saw water, I'm like, what the fuck? And then I saw a hole in one of them. I don't know if they got like slammed down and popped.

• 36:55Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 36:55Matt McCusker?

  Maybe somebody, a lawnmower shot, I don't know what happened. But there's a hole, I'm like, that's weird, so I went to pick it up. And the, it just, it was already cracked, I couldn't see it, so when I picked it up, the weight of it just came down and fucking.

• 37:05Speaker 01

  Oh, fuck.

• 37:06Matt McCusker?

  Gash me, right before this. I just dressed my wound in fucking, I apologize.

• 37:10Speaker 01

  This morning?

• 37:11Matt McCusker?

  Just now, like before I left.

• 37:12Speaker 01

  Yeah, he was late to the party.

• 37:13Matt McCusker?

  It was bleeding, that's why I wrapped it so aggressively, because it wouldn't stop bleeding, so I just wrapped it up and I was always let, you know.

• 37:18Speaker 01

  Jesus.

• 37:18Matt McCusker?

  Time do its thing. And also nicotine constricts the blood vessels, so I had, I had to do that.

• 37:23Speaker 01

  Yeah, of course.

• 37:23Matt McCusker?

  I had to constrict my fucking blood vessels. I've been pretty disciplined on those things, they're, they've been starting to fucking overcome, they've started to break down.

• 37:31Speaker 01

  Yep, that's how it goes.

• 37:33Matt McCusker?

  Cause I'm no caffeine for a lit. And honestly dude, I think nicotine greater than caffeine, I would say. Caffeine rules, but like nicotine.

• 37:41Speaker 01

  No, nicotine's really addictive.

• 37:43Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 37:44Speaker 01

  Caffeine, I can, I can accidentally go a couple of days without drinking coffee.

• 37:47Matt McCusker?

  See, I couldn't, now I can, now I go, oh, there's something better.

• 37:50Speaker 01

  I'm a crackhead. If I go, oh, fuck, I only have one left. I have to drive, I have to leave right now to go buy more.

• 37:58Matt McCusker?

  You know what?

• 37:59Speaker 01

  Flip every fucking pillow in this.

• 38:02Matt McCusker?

  I was wondering.

• 38:03Speaker 01

  Where it holds it.

• 38:04Matt McCusker?

  I was like, thinking I was pretty immune to it, I'm like, no, just use it when I'm writing, it's a good, you know, cognitive enhancer, and then like. I wouldn't have, the weekends, I wouldn't be writing, so I've been taking them and I'll be like, man, I'm just really tired, I have no energy.

• 38:15Speaker 01

  I'm just trying to.

• 38:15Matt McCusker?

  Really irritable right now, like must have some sort of bug, I'm like, oh, it's fucking nicotine withdrawal.

• 38:21Matt McCusker?

  God damn it. But no, I'm, I'm, I stay disciplined. I am still, I've been doing one a day.

• 38:27Speaker 01

  One three or one six?

• 38:29Matt McCusker?

  Huh?

• 38:29Speaker 01

  One three or one six?

• 38:30Matt McCusker?

  Three. I'm a three milligram weirdo for sure.

• 38:32Speaker 01

  The mints are strong though.

• 38:34Matt McCusker?

  They, they, they.

• 38:35Speaker 01

  They were stronger than the six milligrams in.

• 38:36Matt McCusker?

  Really?

• 38:37Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 38:38Matt McCusker?

  Like.

• 38:38Speaker 01

  As far as like, cause you're just.

• 38:40Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, you're just.

• 38:40Speaker 01

  Paws, just swallowing.

• 38:42Matt McCusker?

  Sure, thank you for that.

• 38:43Speaker 01

  Spicy. Swallowing the spicy.

• 38:45Matt McCusker?

  Swallowing the spicy. Dude, I had a.

• 38:48Speaker 01

  Man, don't stop taking notes.

• 38:49Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, true, man. What, what, what's, uh, take me back to the last time.

• 38:52Speaker 01

  Our stenographer.

• 38:55Speaker 03

  It says nicotine?

• 38:56Matt McCusker?

  Okay, so.

• 38:58Speaker 01

  How'd you spell it?

• 39:00Speaker 03

  Uh, N I C O T I M E.

• 39:03Speaker 01

  Very good.

• 39:03Matt McCusker?

  Thank you.

• 39:04Speaker 01

  I was hoping there was a K in there.

• 39:07Matt McCusker?

  Dude, I, uh, I think I might have outed myself as an absolute psycho to my neighbor yesterday. Walked outside. I didn't, I usually in the morning, nobody's out back and I let my dogs out. And we have a little frisbee outside. Like I'll throw to Matilda every now and then in the morning. And if I'm in a rush, she doesn't get the frisbee, but she'll like, she'll like hit it and be like, and I was like, dude, you're not getting the frisbee. She, I was like, go pee. I was in like a rush. I was like, go pee. I didn't, my neighbor's on the other side of the fence. I was like, Matilda, go pee or I'll fucking kill you. And then I just hear, oh, I was like, ah, hey.

• 39:38Speaker 01

  I was just joking around.

• 39:39Matt McCusker?

  Oh, hi. I don't really know what I said, so it might've been even worse. I, I just say the worst shit. Whenever she doesn't listen, I'll be like, for real, I think like I'll cut your fucking head off. Like I'll just say. The start of the day and the end of the night, that's the last thing I do before I go to bed. I let them in. If they don't listen, I'm like, you motherfuckers, get in here. I swear to fucking God. The lady heard, I don't know what I said, but she heard me say it. She went, oh.

• 40:02Speaker 01

  Is she an older lady or?

• 40:04Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, a little bit. Yeah. Oh, I was like, oh, hey, how you guys doing over there? And I was like, fuck, what did I just say? Did you try to clean it up? Like, I was just playing with them. I talked to them like that. Not even, I just let it run.

• 40:15Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 40:15Matt McCusker?

  I just let it ride. But yeah, other than that though, dude, my backyard's been popping, dude. The gar- gardening might be my favorite thing ever.

• 40:23Speaker 01

  That's very nice. You got animals in there still?

• 40:26Matt McCusker?

  Nope, I put a cayenne, so I, I tried the red pepper flakes to keep out the mice, but their flakes, you gotta get pepper powder. My brother Kevin was telling me to get a cayenne pepper powder and I dumped like, I ordered like a pound of cayenne pepper powder and just dumped it where the, I fuck, I fucked them up.

• 40:40Speaker 01

  Yeah, hold on, one second.

• 40:42Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 40:43Speaker 01

  Pause.

• 40:44Matt McCusker?

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• 40:46Speaker 01

  Oh yeah.

• 40:47Matt McCusker?

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• 41:03Speaker 01

  I like that. I was thinking more like Julius Randall for more than eight rebounds.

• 41:07Matt McCusker?

  Hmm.

• 41:08Speaker 01

  Anthony Edwards, more than 25 points, I like that.

• 41:10Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I like that a lot. I've never thought about Jalen Brown and doing fantasy sports action on more than four assists.

• 41:16Speaker 01

  Yeah, I have, it's fun.

• 41:17Matt McCusker?

  It's awesome.

• 41:17Speaker 01

  Matt, get in the game.

• 41:20Matt McCusker?

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• 41:35Speaker 01

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• 41:36Matt McCusker?

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• 41:38Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 41:38Matt McCusker?

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• 41:48Speaker 01

  I mean, that's what it's all about. I love PrizePicks and uh, fuck March Madness. I'm focused on the NBA.

• 41:54Matt McCusker?

  True that.

• 41:55Speaker 01

  You know what I mean? Now that the 70, now that my sweet 76ers have tanked, I wouldn't mind placing some uh, more or less picks.

• 42:04Matt McCusker?

  Now your emotions are out of it, you can just-

• 42:05Speaker 01

  My emotions are gone and I can go, 76ers playing, less, less.

• 42:09Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 42:10Speaker 01

  Less, less, less.

• 42:13Matt McCusker?

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• 42:16Speaker 01

  Some of my favorite stat projections?

• 42:18Matt McCusker?

  It's more or less.

• 42:18Speaker 01

  More or less.

• 42:19Matt McCusker?

  Thousand times, dude.

• 42:20Speaker 01

  Connor McDavid, more than, more goals.

• 42:23Matt McCusker?

  There we go.

• 42:23Speaker 01

  A lot of people go, whoa, that's crazy.

• 42:25Matt McCusker?

  Bang, just like that, one thousand times more, you've won literally a billion dollars.

• 42:29Speaker 01

  Now you're a billionaire.

• 42:30Matt McCusker?

  Yeah. Thousand millions is a billion, that's all.

• 42:33Speaker 01

  Thousand millions is a building.

• 42:34Matt McCusker?

  That's all I'm saying, man.

• 42:35Speaker 01

  Is a building. Prize picks, run your game.

• 42:37Matt McCusker?

  You mad at Elon? Maybe a million dollars, being a billionaire, you can fuckin' take him down.

• 42:41Speaker 01

  A million dollars on Connor McDavid. Don't picks, just.

• 42:46Matt McCusker?

  Fuck!

• 42:46Speaker 01

  Whatever. And we're back, the cayenne pepper in the garden.

• 42:51Matt McCusker?

  Thank you. The, um, yeah dude, I, so I've been at war with the mice, I got, what, what works for birds, because birds were fucking me up too. You gotta get shit in your garden that moves. So I have like in one of those owls, those like fake owls and its head swivels, I have wind chimes scares them. And I also have like a little spinny things that they detect like motion that it freaks them out, but mice don't really give a fuck, so you gotta give them like, you just gotta spray, you just gotta sprinkle the spicies around for them. Cause they step in that cayenne powder, they have like strong senses of smell apparently.

• 43:17Speaker 01

  Oh, they don't like it?

• 43:18Matt McCusker?

  Dude, where they like live, I just, a whole fucking, just a big bag of cayenne powder.

• 43:23Speaker 01

  Fucking them up.

• 43:23Matt McCusker?

  Fucked them up.

• 43:24Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 43:25Matt McCusker?

  Get them, I have too much, do my radishes. Huh?

• 43:27Speaker 01

  Not killing them, just making them uncomfortable.

• 43:29Matt McCusker?

  Ah, just making them uncomfortable, they smell it, they're like, nah, I'm good on that.

• 43:31Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 43:31Matt McCusker?

  Wait, are you done doing the, uh, those, the bacon powder? Dude, apparently I made an ass of myself, they, they, I thought like rest. I was close, but I don't, I, I don't know, I haven't, I haven't seen them after that though, I will say. And then some time passed and I saw one and dude, I got too many radishes to lose right now, dude, so I'm like, it turns out, that's the only thing I can grow, I'm just a shitty radish farmer. I'm gonna pick one.

• 43:53Speaker 01

  You get to eat any of the radishes yet?

• 43:54Matt McCusker?

  Not yet. I got like, they'll be, I think in a month, they'll be fully grown, I got a lot, I'll drop some off to you.

• 44:01Speaker 01

  Please.

• 44:02Matt McCusker?

  I got some radishes and I'm growing flowers right now too.

• 44:04Speaker 01

  That's very nice. What kind of flowers?

• 44:06Matt McCusker?

  I don't even know what they're called, they're just big, I just picked the craziest looking flowers, starting to see what it takes. So they're thriving, my flowers are thriving, my leeks are thriving.

• 44:14Speaker 01

  What a perfect time to plant those too.

• 44:15Matt McCusker?

  Exactly. I got it right in time. And then I have, uh, this will be, it's a year out, but I have. Blackberries, raspberries, and just blackberries, raspberries, and like golden raspberries. I don't know. I've never heard of those.

• 44:27Speaker 01

  Damn, it takes a year to grow those?

• 44:28Matt McCusker?

  It's it's just a rad- it's called a cane, so it's just a raspberry stalk. So it takes a year to bear fruit.

• 44:33Speaker 01

  I always wondered why people got so mad at an animal for eating in their garden.

• 44:36Matt McCusker?

  Bro.

• 44:37Speaker 01

  That would piss me the fuck off. I've been waiting a year for one fucking basket of raspberries.

• 44:41Matt McCusker?

  That's what I'm saying.

• 44:42Speaker 01

  Some piece of shit possum.

• 44:43Matt McCusker?

  My carrot, I had carrot, I have a couple carrots going. Your carrots are like, oh, fuck it, I'm gonna eat a carrot from my garden. Come back one day, the greens are gone and they're all fucked up. And it's like, it's truly, it's kind of nice. I will say it does teach you patience. Cause like every day, it's like another thing to check and go, oh, you see a little bit of progress? And then if I'm like rushing out the door, if I'm in like rush mode, and I'm like, damn, I didn't water my garden yet. If I'm like, if I'm rushing to where I don't water my garden, I know I'm, I have a fucked up mentality and I gotta switch back. I gotta go Zandini. Keeps you Zandini, cause you gotta go, dude, I gotta stay kind of somehow connected to this.

• 45:16Speaker 01

  Zandini, are you staying Zandini? I broke my zen fest a couple times this week, yeah?

• 45:21Speaker 04

  What happened?

• 45:24Speaker 01

  Just responded to people for once.

• 45:25Matt McCusker?

  True, true, true.

• 45:26Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 45:26Speaker 04

  No.

• 45:27Matt McCusker?

  You're just defending yourself like a master.

• 45:28Speaker 04

  I've been pretty zen.

• 45:29Matt McCusker?

  You're zanned out?

• 45:29Speaker 01

  You've been Zandini?

• 45:30Speaker 04

  That's a GG. The kegger was zen.

• 45:33Matt McCusker?

  Was it zanned out?

• 45:34Speaker 04

  Actually, no, I was kind of a piece of shit.

• 45:38Matt McCusker?

  It's pretty Zandini to admit that, though.

• 45:40Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 45:40Speaker 01

  He's very quick to admit when he's being a piece of shit the next day.

• 45:43Matt McCusker?

  I mean, dude.

• 45:44Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's true, too.

• 45:46Speaker 01

  Everyone's finding out that you were right all along.

• 45:48Speaker 04

  Everyone, I'm Sean Stradamus, that is true.

• 45:51Speaker 01

  I gotta give it to you, though, it might have been the easiest prediction of all time.

• 45:55Speaker 04

  Uh, yeah, that is true.

• 45:57Matt McCusker?

  Sean Stradamus?

• 45:58Speaker 04

  Yeah. Yeah.

• 46:00Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I'm back on my Zandini tip. I was off it for a while.

• 46:03Speaker 04

  Our day will come.

• 46:04Matt McCusker?

  Caffeine will put me, I'm, I'm not Zandini. When I'm on daily caffeine.

• 46:07Speaker 01

  Really?

• 46:08Matt McCusker?

  Oh, my god, no.

• 46:09Speaker 01

  You get grumpy?

• 46:10Matt McCusker?

  I get gr- yeah, it's grumpy and it's like, re- I just have my fuse is so fucking short. Like usually I'll notice things and I'll be like, okay, well, you shouldn't have done that. If I'm on the caffeine, I just.

• 46:21Speaker 01

  I think wife and kids will do that to you as well.

• 46:23Matt McCusker?

  I know, but I'm saying that for sure. They catch the wrath. You're saying Zandini or spaz you?

• 46:27Speaker 01

  Uh, like, uh.

• 46:29Matt McCusker?

  I think they do both.

• 46:30Speaker 01

  Yeah, they'll spaz you.

• 46:31Matt McCusker?

  They will. But when you, when I crush the coffee and then like the morning's like euphoric, I have energy. When it starts to dip and I'm just like, yeah, like have that shitty caffeine overdose feeling, it's just anything that happens. I'm like, guys, fucking know that, I didn't.

• 46:44Speaker 02

  I saw you hang up on somebody because the food was coming.

• 46:48Speaker 01

  Can I bring that up?

• 46:49Matt McCusker?

  That was my wife. Yes, absolutely. That was a great story.

• 46:53Speaker 01

  Yeah, you were, I don't know if you were, you were the foe, food was coming, you were coffied up. You started seeing the food, you were like, I, I, I can't fucking do it. Like you just.

• 47:02Matt McCusker?

  Dude, I was telling Nate all weekend, I'm like, my favorite thing is like, I chill during the week and during the weekend and then the Sunday. I ju- I drinks like as much coffee as my body can handle, the point where I'm like.

• 47:12Speaker 01

  What?

• 47:13Matt McCusker?

  I get so jacked up on caffeine on Sunday.

• 47:15Speaker 01

  Like two?

• 47:16Matt McCusker?

  Two cups for me, I'm.

• 47:17Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 47:19Matt McCusker?

  Dude, and it was self-serve, so I'm like, talking Nate's ear off, it's like my second cup of coffee, I'm like, and then Brittany called me, I'm like, I'm having a conversation with her and our food comes out, I don't even remember what I said to her, I was like, I can't do this right now, and I just hung up on her.

• 47:33Matt McCusker?

  The waitress, waiter.

• 47:34Speaker 01

  Sure that was Metwell.

• 47:35Matt McCusker?

  Talking, oh dude.

• 47:36Speaker 01

  Sure that was handled real well.

• 47:37Matt McCusker?

  And I didn't realize I did it until I'm like eating, I'm like still like, so anyway Nate, and I stopped and I was like, oh shit, I think I just hung up on Brittany in like a total coffee spade. I, I did, I apologize real quick, I was like, yo, I don't even know what happened.

• 47:50Speaker 01

  Hanging up on anyone.

• 47:52Matt McCusker?

  And she was just asking me normal shit and I was like, I can't talk right now, I don't know what the fuck, this is my brother. You always keep me on the phone, and I just like hung up. Just fucking dick headed her on the phone.

• 48:03Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 48:04Matt McCusker?

  Totally uncalled for, and I did apologize, I was like, yeah, and she, and she had been like.

• 48:08Speaker 01

  Although, was she driving?

• 48:10Matt McCusker?

  She wasn't even slaving me, she wasn't time slaving me. She was just asking me, like I was flying home that day, it was like a very normal question, rather than being like, oh hey, our food's coming out, let me call you back, I was just like, I don't know, and I just like hung up, I just purely short circuited.

• 48:24Speaker 01

  Two cups of Joe.

• 48:25Matt McCusker?

  Oh yeah, dude, I get rocked.

• 48:26Speaker 01

  Fucking nuts.

• 48:27Speaker 02

  Weren't you on a Joe fast before then though?

• 48:29Matt McCusker?

  Oh yeah.

• 48:29Speaker 01

  You were on a Joe fast first and then you OD'd on the Joe.

• 48:32Matt McCusker?

  That's what I do, bro, come Easter.

• 48:35Speaker 01

  You would have died when I OD'd on the Joe.

• 48:37Matt McCusker?

  You what?

• 48:37Speaker 01

  I fucking like nine cold brews at that Panera.

• 48:40Matt McCusker?

  Dude Shane, one cold brew, I swear to God, I'm, I, one cold brew, I'm high, like it's a drug, like I'm talking to people and it's just like, they feel like they're very far away from me, it's weird.

• 48:51Speaker 01

  We gotta get you some Adderall.

• 48:52Matt McCusker?

  I, I told you, I can't have that.

• 48:54Speaker 01

  We gotta get you, just one day, just come on, it's for an experiment.

• 48:57Matt McCusker?

  Dude, I am a menace, bro. That's when I got kicked out of the Beastie Boys concert, it was Adderall. I jumped down.

• 49:05Speaker 01

  But you were also a young man. You're not gonna act a fool like that now.

• 49:10Matt McCusker?

  Dude, something happens to me on Adderall where I lock in on things and it's just like, yes. And I just.

• 49:15Speaker 01

  Here's my plan. We get you some Adderall.

• 49:17Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 49:17Speaker 01

  We take you to Blazer Tag. Let you scream and spaz in there.

• 49:21Matt McCusker?

  I mean, that would be awesome.

• 49:22Speaker 01

  Exactly. You'd be so locked in.

• 49:24Matt McCusker?

  I would, I, that's my problem.

• 49:26Speaker 01

  That'd be awesome.

• 49:27Matt McCusker?

  I get crazy.

• 49:28Speaker 01

  Jump there, though. You might try to get down a level.

• 49:30Matt McCusker?

  That's my problem. I got down a level at the concert, got kicked out. And the one thing when I was like.

• 49:33Speaker 01

  Adderall causes you to catch air.

• 49:35Matt McCusker?

  It does.

• 49:36Speaker 01

  And you might catch air at the Blazer Tag. Fatality in the Blazer Tag.

• 49:41Matt McCusker?

  Cause when I have Adderall, especially it was always with drinking and like smoking weed, I would just get an idea and it's like, go. There's no like, well, it's like, yes, let's get this. So I remember I saw, I was in like Westchester and I just saw like a thirty two.

• 49:53Speaker 01

  You'd become bees.

• 49:54Matt McCusker?

  The what?

• 49:56Matt McCusker?

  There was just these guys sitting down with like, you know, like girls on like the curb outside eating pizza, like a little college town in Westchester. And I just saw this big cup of soda from a block away and I was just like, I'm gonna kick that thing. And I was like, I'm definitely gonna kick that cup of soda. And I came up to it and sure enough, I booted it and dude was like, what the fuck, man? And I just like came up and was like, yo, my bad. Just kept walking. I was like, I'm sorry. I didn't, I didn't mean to.

• 50:22Speaker 01

  That's your Mr. Hot.

• 50:23Matt McCusker?

  Huh?

• 50:24Speaker 01

  That's your Mr. Hot.

• 50:24Matt McCusker?

  Adderall is my Mr. Hot.

• 50:26Speaker 01

  Dr. Matthew and Mr. Bees.

• 50:27Matt McCusker?

  Drinking on Adderall made so much sense in college.

• 50:31Speaker 01

  Dr. Matthew.

• 50:32Matt McCusker?

  It made so much sense in college, but I'm tired, but I wanna drink. They're like, bro, take an Adderall. And I was like, yo, good call. And it would just be the worst situations ever.

• 50:40Speaker 01

  Yeah, it really isn't that good. I, I put down the Adderall.

• 50:44Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, the Adderall drinking combo?

• 50:45Speaker 01

  Yeah. It doesn't really help.

• 50:47Matt McCusker?

  No, it's not necessary. I need it. Once my like, critical thinking goes offline, I need to get out. I need to go to bed. I do not need to be turbocharged.

• 50:56Speaker 01

  It feels like a great idea to tailgate.

• 50:58Matt McCusker?

  Yeah. Well, yeah, when you're a little tired, you're like, well, I deserve to have some fun.

• 51:01Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 51:02Matt McCusker?

  But yeah, it ends up with pretty unsavory behavior on my behalf. You ever take Adderall?

• 51:06Speaker 02

  Yeah, only when I'm drinking for the most part.

• 51:08Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 51:08Speaker 02

  I kinda love it.

• 51:10Speaker 01

  Day drinking on Adderall while you're doing it is wonderful.

• 51:13Speaker 02

  Yeah. It's probably the best. Or I like, I like night drinking when you're getting tired, but you don't wanna end if you're in the middle of like a good night.

• 51:21Speaker 01

  I love night drinking. We had some good nights here.

• 51:23Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 51:24Speaker 01

  Those are some great nights, but then.

• 51:25Matt McCusker?

  Day drinking is, I think day drinking I love, but.

• 51:28Speaker 01

  I love day drinking, but then it always ends bad.

• 51:32Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 51:32Speaker 01

  I've never really had too many day drinks that are, I was like, nice.

• 51:35Matt McCusker?

  I've had a couple where I end up in bed by like nine thirty.

• 51:38Speaker 01

  That's, that's the best case scenario.

• 51:40Matt McCusker?

  But yeah, you're right. I did it in Boston and I just stayed up super late and woke up the next morning with the most vicious like weed slash alcohol hang. It was not even weed. It was still high from edibles, hungover in the morning and it's just like.

• 51:52Speaker 02

  That combo stinks.

• 51:54Matt McCusker?

  Dude.

• 51:55Speaker 02

  Hungover and weed high.

• 51:56Speaker 01

  Man, you gotta do something.

• 51:58Speaker 02

  Yeah. And you're like trying to just crush water to sober up and it's doing nothing. It's making you sick.

• 52:04Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I was, I was, I had like frill from that night slowed down on drinking incredibly. I fear it now. It was such a wretched state that I was like, I frill thought I was like, I'm, it's like, you know, when you're high and you're like, I'm stuck like this. I thought I was like, dude, I think I broke my brain.

• 52:21Speaker 01

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• 52:23Matt McCusker?

  Nice.

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• 52:25Matt McCusker?

  I love Quince. I'll be, I'll be honest. They sent me the stuff and I, their boxers, they use like cotton, like regular materials, not a lot of polyesters. Natural fibers. I'm a big fan.

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• 53:01Matt McCusker?

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• 53:36Matt McCusker?

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• 54:21Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, it was being high with all that alcohol hangover anxiety. Just flying home with my wife and just being like.

• 54:30Speaker 01

  Oh, man.

• 54:31Matt McCusker?

  It was a rough one.

• 54:31Speaker 01

  You had to fly home?

• 54:32Matt McCusker?

  Oh, yeah.

• 54:32Speaker 01

  I've been obviously hungover and a little high on quite a few and that's the worst, it's the worst combination.

• 54:39Matt McCusker?

  Yeah. Get home, especially when you get home to your kids and you're like, fuck, fuck.

• 54:45Speaker 01

  I'll let you down.

• 54:45Matt McCusker?

  Your father, your father made some poor decisions last night. There was four margaritas in the afternoon that were totally unnecessary.

• 54:53Speaker 01

  No, I'd like to see that. I'd like to be around you with four mugs.

• 54:56Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, let's get crunk, dude.

• 54:57Speaker 01

  St. Patty's, though.

• 54:58Matt McCusker?

  Oh, shit, yeah.

• 54:59Speaker 01

  I can't, I can't do it.

• 55:01Matt McCusker?

  No, let's, let's.

• 55:02Speaker 01

  I gotta stay sober this week. I got the UK this weekend.

• 55:04Matt McCusker?

  Once, once the sked chills, we'll schedule it as a crunk day.

• 55:07Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 55:07Matt McCusker?

  Let's get totally crunk.

• 55:08Speaker 01

  I got the fuck, I got my sked today, this morning. I'm fucked.

• 55:11Matt McCusker?

  How's your sked, fuck?

• 55:12Speaker 01

  I'm fucked forever. Doesn't fucking end.

• 55:16Matt McCusker?

  Any room for a daytime pool party? Even like months out?

• 55:18Speaker 01

  Couple daytime pool parties.

• 55:19Matt McCusker?

  My months fly, yeah, my months fly.

• 55:21Speaker 01

  I'm fucked, dude.

• 55:22Matt McCusker?

  So yeah, we'll do a daytime pool party. That is, man, that's fun. Ideal. Can I bring the butter dog?

• 55:28Speaker 01

  Yes, the butter dog had a nice day here.

• 55:31Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, yeah, he did, he did.

• 55:32Speaker 01

  I got nine thousand pictures of my girlfriend and the butter dog.

• 55:35Matt McCusker?

  Butter dog? How was your dog doing?

• 55:37Speaker 01

  The dog with the butter.

• 55:38Matt McCusker?

  He's the man.

• 55:39Speaker 01

  He is the man.

• 55:39Matt McCusker?

  He's perfect. Is he, is he a swimmer at all? He's never gotten in the water. That's good, that's good.

• 55:45Speaker 01

  Oh, it'd suck if he could swim better than you.

• 55:47Matt McCusker?

  Sure he can. Like if he gave it a shot? He, I'm sure he can. That'd be crazy if he swam exactly like you.

• 55:53Speaker 01

  He absolutely does.

• 55:55Matt McCusker?

  It sucks.

• 55:55Speaker 01

  This is, guaranteed. That's how he swims.

• 55:58Matt McCusker?

  His ass.

• 55:59Speaker 01

  His ass, his giant ass.

• 56:01Matt McCusker?

  I've never seen anything like it.

• 56:02Speaker 01

  Head and feet totally underwater, just an ass floating. You're like an octopus. Everything's there, you just...

• 56:09Matt McCusker?

  Nate Lemire, will you guys shoot me straight on my idea of the black swim club? I see you guys are so resistant.

• 56:15Speaker 03

  I don't want to be the black guy that does it. You said you don't? Yeah.

• 56:19Matt McCusker?

  I figured, I figured that was the hang up.

• 56:21Speaker 01

  We were getting good, we were getting good.

• 56:22Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'm getting pretty good.

• 56:23Matt McCusker?

  Lemire's killing it.

• 56:24Speaker 01

  I was teaching him how to swim all last year.

• 56:26Matt McCusker?

  My problem is like, dude, you guys are running a podcast, Nate Swimming is the funniest. There's actually a swim instructor in Austin called the Swim Nazi. We can get a private lesson from the Swim Nazi.

• 56:37Speaker 01

  They call themselves the Swim Nazi?

• 56:38Matt McCusker?

  They're called the Swim Nazi, but she just rolls with it. So she's like, I'm the Swim Nazi, and she's, she's an excellent swim instructor.

• 56:44Speaker 01

  She'll scream at you.

• 56:45Matt McCusker?

  She taught my kid, dude, my fucking five year old can swim, like, swim for real. From the Nazi, she got Nazi training. She got Swim Nazi training.

• 56:56Speaker 01

  I had Lemire out here all the time.

• 56:58Matt McCusker?

  Lemire's good.

• 56:59Speaker 01

  Like, three days a week, we were in there, and I was trying to teach him how to swim. There's nothing you could do.

• 57:04Matt McCusker?

  You were training your Pokemon.

• 57:05Speaker 01

  I literally, I was, bro, I was holding him, I was like, alright, dude, this is gonna be weird, I'm gonna hold you.

• 57:10Matt McCusker?

  He's...

• 57:10Speaker 01

  Fucking kick.

• 57:11Matt McCusker?

  Lemire's good in the pool, man.

• 57:13Speaker 01

  He's not at all. He's horrendous in the pool.

• 57:15Speaker 03

  Me and Matt were in Dania at the pool, I was swimming, I was letting it go.

• 57:18Speaker 01

  You were in the ocean?

• 57:19Speaker 03

  We were, yeah. Oh yeah, we were in the ocean.

• 57:21Matt McCusker?

  I didn't tell you about that?

• 57:21Speaker 01

  Yeah, you did. But he had, there's no way he could be past...

• 57:24Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, it was sandbar, it was, yeah, it was shallow stuff.

• 57:27Speaker 01

  Yeah, he can't, he literally cannot swim.

• 57:29Matt McCusker?

  I've seen him in the pool, I've seen him...

• 57:31Speaker 01

  That's a three foot pool.

• 57:32Matt McCusker?

  That's true.

• 57:33Speaker 01

  If you, if he takes his feet off the ground, he cannot swim.

• 57:36Matt McCusker?

  Oh, no.

• 57:37Speaker 01

  Yeah, he fully can't swim.

• 57:38Matt McCusker?

  Go in and glide a little bit.

• 57:40Speaker 01

  He can do that for about a second, but he has. And even then, he forgets that he can just stand up. So there'll be like a moment of like. You see him like panic underwater. You go, just fucking stand up.

• 57:51Matt McCusker?

  True. You don't think the black swim cove will be empowering?

• 57:55Speaker 03

  I don't know.

• 57:56Matt McCusker?

  People, dude, people won't be laughing. They'll be like, this is good.

• 57:58Speaker 01

  People are not gonna be laughing.

• 58:02Speaker 01

  We might film it and put it on the Patreon. But strictly to help other black listeners.

• 58:08Speaker 03

  Learn how to swim?

• 58:09Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, like just conquer the stigma and the stereotype.

• 58:11Speaker 03

  Instructional. Yeah. I'm down. I'm trying to move it on to butterfly.

• 58:15Speaker 01

  You need to learn how to just regular swim.

• 58:17Speaker 03

  I could do this pretty good.

• 58:19Speaker 01

  We can get in the pool. The pool's heated right now. We can get in there.

• 58:21Speaker 03

  I could do this good. I could get up and down.

• 58:23Matt McCusker?

  I've seen, I've seen you. I remember going, hey, Lomar, he's in practice now. Nate, we gotta get Nate to just, just trademark that stroke.

• 58:29Speaker 01

  Nate's better than Lomar at swimming.

• 58:31Speaker 02

  Let's see, I can swim a little bit. It's just my ass.

• 58:33Matt McCusker?

  Your ass rises. That's the funniest part.

• 58:35Speaker 02

  I think it's just my pop.

• 58:36Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, you, you go to the other end for sure. I've seen you in action. It's just the, the ass coming up. I, I don't know how. It's not even a bathing suit bubble. It's just, it's just your ass.

• 58:45Speaker 01

  It is just your ass.

• 58:46Matt McCusker?

  Breaches the surface and it's.

• 58:49Speaker 01

  Now, though, now that you've developed a full unk body, your ass has flattened out a little.

• 58:52Speaker 02

  It still comes out, though. I don't know what it is.

• 58:54Matt McCusker?

  The buoyancy.

• 58:56Speaker 01

  It could be good for you.

• 58:58Matt McCusker?

  True. It's like the north and south pole is the belly grows, the ass shrinks.

• 59:01Speaker 01

  It does.

• 59:03Matt McCusker?

  It is electromagnetic.

• 59:07Matt McCusker?

  It's EMFs.

• 59:09Speaker 01

  You're just being pulled forward.

• 59:10Speaker 02

  I have to drive in a hybrid. That might be actually.

• 59:13Matt McCusker?

  You've been driving a hybrid?

• 59:14Speaker 02

  Yeah, the EMFs might be killing the test.

• 59:15Matt McCusker?

  Careful, dude. I saw these guys on Instagram saying, you're probably only reducing nine percent though from the hybrid.

• 59:20Speaker 01

  Yeah, probably.

• 59:21Speaker 02

  That's nice. That's good. That's good.

• 59:22Matt McCusker?

  What's going on with you guys?

• 59:25Speaker 01

  Nothing dude, just gotta go to the UK this week.

• 59:27Matt McCusker?

  I know.

• 59:27Speaker 01

  And I'm bringing O'Connor and DeRosa. I'm bringing two of the hardiest.

• 59:32Matt McCusker?

  True.

• 59:33Speaker 01

  Alcoholics I know.

• 59:36Matt McCusker?

  Heavy artillery there.

• 59:37Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's gonna be really fucking fun.

• 59:38Matt McCusker?

  Oh my god.

• 59:39Speaker 01

  It's gonna be the most fun.

• 59:41Matt McCusker?

  Those old pubs, I know I've never been to London, but the old pubs are very sick.

• 59:46Speaker 01

  It's the coolest thing.

• 59:47Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I did like that in Australia, being in like an ancient pub, it's like.

• 59:51Speaker 01

  Dublin, Dublin's, I love Dublin.

• 59:53Matt McCusker?

  I know.

• 59:53Speaker 01

  Manchester fucking rules.

• 59:54Matt McCusker?

  I bet. Yeah, once, once my family gets old, once the kids get older, I do wanna go, bring them all to Europe and go over there, it'd be sick.

• 1:00:01Speaker 01

  That'd be awesome.

• 1:00:02Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:03Speaker 01

  I've never been to Italy, I'd love to go to Italy.

• 1:00:04Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:05Speaker 01

  I'd like to go to Rome.

• 1:00:06Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, you should.

• 1:00:07Speaker 01

  Fuck, I forgot I don't have any time.

• 1:00:09Matt McCusker?

  Well, I know.

• 1:00:10Speaker 01

  I was looking for a beach trip last night. I was like, when, when do you think we can do this?

• 1:00:16Matt McCusker?

  And they were like, never.

• 1:00:17Speaker 01

  And then I was, and then I realized I'm kinda going week to week with my schedule.

• 1:00:20Matt McCusker?

  And they showed you a fucking secretly recorded blackmail home video, and they're like, never motherfucker.

• 1:00:27Speaker 01

  They, uh, yeah, now you got a free schedule.

• 1:00:29Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:30Speaker 01

  You did Black Swim Club and put it on the internet. The schedule's wide open till 2028.

• 1:00:39Matt McCusker?

  But you're empowering dude.

• 1:00:40Speaker 01

  It is empowering, I understand.

• 1:00:44Matt McCusker?

  Be like, oh yeah, that's what you guys think with your stereotypes, hit the water.

• 1:00:47Speaker 01

  Hit the water, boys.

• 1:00:52Speaker 01

  Wait till you see these two swims.

• 1:00:54Matt McCusker?

  Dude, if Obama Schiff had done the Black Swim Club, he could be, he'd still be here to this day.

• 1:00:59Speaker 01

  He'd be fucking alive.

• 1:01:02Speaker 01

  Uh, the schedule though, my agent manager, I was texting them and I was like, can I just get like a breakdown of like what the rest of the year's like? Cause I literally checked my own website to find out my dates.

• 1:01:13Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:13Speaker 01

  Uh, and they were like, yeah, sure. I was like, just kinda game plan this whole year. And they were like, haha, game plan this whole year. And I was like, yeah, your fucking job?

• 1:01:24Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, the fuck.

• 1:01:24Speaker 01

  It's your job to do that?

• 1:01:25Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:26Speaker 01

  And they were like, oh, okay, you're serious? And I was like, yeah. Fucking tell me where I'm going.

• 1:01:32Matt McCusker?

  On like a calendar kinda thing?

• 1:01:34Speaker 01

  Just like an email breakdown of like, month by month. Cause there's holes in the schedule for touring, but it's to film shit.

• 1:01:42Matt McCusker?

  Ah, yeah.

• 1:01:42Speaker 01

  So then I'm like, what's this break? Maybe I can go to Florida with my friends that week.

• 1:01:46Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I know.

• 1:01:47Speaker 01

  They got you holding for something.

• 1:01:49Matt McCusker?

  Shit.

• 1:01:52Matt McCusker?

  Shit, go to fake rehab. Fuck.

• 1:01:54Speaker 01

  Fake?

• 1:01:56Matt McCusker?

  Fake rehab?

• 1:01:59Speaker 01

  I told you, I've been dreaming, I've been dreaming about rehab for two years now.

• 1:02:03Matt McCusker?

  It's gonna be sick, it's gonna be sick.

• 1:02:04Speaker 01

  It's gonna be so nice.

• 1:02:05Matt McCusker?

  Especially if you go to one of those super nice ones.

• 1:02:07Speaker 01

  Especially I'm just going to chill, I'm not gonna stop.

• 1:02:09Matt McCusker?

  For sure.

• 1:02:10Speaker 01

  I'm just going right back out, I'm gonna get fucking wrecked as soon as I get out.

• 1:02:13Matt McCusker?

  They should have that where it's just like a, kind of a pit crew, more so.

• 1:02:17Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's what I, yeah, that's the dream. I was like, I just wanna go to a resort, it'd be nice if there, if it was like a dry resort, and maybe like a healthy thing.

• 1:02:24Matt McCusker?

  Just imagine rehab.

• 1:02:25Speaker 01

  Fully just rehab, I just daydreamed rehab.

• 1:02:29Matt McCusker?

  It's gotta be sick.

• 1:02:30Speaker 01

  I mean, light beer rehab is the saddest, that's literally weed re, that's CBD rehab.

• 1:02:36Speaker 01

  Light beer rehab is CBD rehab.

• 1:02:38Matt McCusker?

  You get caught in your room with a party helmet and straws, like.

• 1:02:43Speaker 01

  Dude. Yeah, they lift up and cushion, it's my party helmet, no! It's my party helmet, dude, it'd just be me.

• 1:02:51Matt McCusker?

  Find koozies on you with syringes.

• 1:02:53Speaker 01

  It'd be me and dads, it'd be me and a bunch of sixty year old men, and then they're like, "Oh fuck, it's April, baseball's on." Every dude in there going, "This is fucking light beer heaven."

• 1:03:05Matt McCusker?

  He's doing the most inflexible yoga ever.

• 1:03:11Speaker 01

  Yeah, no, that's good though, being a guy that can stretch is fucking gay. I saw my dad do a split, I'd be like, "What the fuck?" "Check out this flexibility, kids."

• 1:03:21Matt McCusker?

  You go, ew. Yeah, I always, anytime.

• 1:03:23Speaker 01

  "Watch baseball and drink a beer, you weirdo."

• 1:03:26Matt McCusker?

  Anytime I've been told I've been inflexible, I've been like, "Yes." I'm like, "You're real tight there," I'm like, "Yeah, dude."

• 1:03:32Speaker 01

  Yeah, of course I am.

• 1:03:33Matt McCusker?

  Like, "No, that's like really bad, you gotta work on that," I'm like, "Yeah."

• 1:03:35Speaker 01

  Yeah, who gives a fuck?

• 1:03:37Matt McCusker?

  So my, yeah, my hips are so bad. I've got some shoulder flexibility backs, but nice.

• 1:03:42Speaker 01

  That's nice.

• 1:03:43Matt McCusker?

  Shoulders, shoulder flexibility, straight as hell.

• 1:03:45Speaker 01

  That is straight.

• 1:03:46Matt McCusker?

  Hips, you ever hear when they're like, "You actually keep a lot of pent up emotions in your hips?"

• 1:03:49Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 1:03:49Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, dude, just keep them in there. Let's fucking keep those things.

• 1:03:53Speaker 01

  The last thing I wanna, the last thing I wanna be is emotional.

• 1:03:56Matt McCusker?

  Especially from your hips, that would suck. If you unleash something from your hips, you're like,

• 1:04:01Matt McCusker?

  "No."

• 1:04:02Speaker 01

  That really did hurt my feelings.

• 1:04:04Matt McCusker?

  "Oh, I remember that party." Yeah, girls gotta stop stretching, how about that?

• 1:04:10Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:04:10Matt McCusker?

  Oh, we fucking tighten their fucking hips and butts up.

• 1:04:14Matt McCusker?

  Too flexible, that's a problem. You need to keep some of that shit in their fucking glutes. And their, uh, IT bands.

• 1:04:20Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's time to store that back in there.

• 1:04:23Matt McCusker?

  Tighten them up. That'd be weird though, having like an inflexible lady. Like, if a lady went to lift her leg and was like, "Yeah." Jesus Christ.

• 1:04:31Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:04:31Matt McCusker?

  That would be fucking sad. That'd be disgusting. That'd be disgusting.

• 1:04:35Speaker 01

  Neither of us can flex, yeah.

• 1:04:38Speaker 01

  We're just trying, we're gonna do standing sex.

• 1:04:40Speaker 02

  Hold on, let me get on top. Why, yeah, why no one was gonna be on the bottom?

• 1:04:45Matt McCusker?

  I might have to start dressing up to see how it feels.

• 1:04:50Speaker 01

  Maybe I'm them, you know?

• 1:04:51Matt McCusker?

  True.

• 1:04:52Speaker 01

  Maybe they're completely in, I am them, so I need to dress like them and get fucked by a guy that looks like me.

• 1:04:56Matt McCusker?

  Just to see how it feels.

• 1:04:57Speaker 01

  White Lotus needs to stop.

• 1:04:59Matt McCusker?

  White Lotus is the best show. It's so good.

• 1:05:02Speaker 01

  It's, it's doing too much.

• 1:05:03Matt McCusker?

  Do you think girls, girls probably don't like it if you're like wearing their clothes?

• 1:05:07Speaker 01

  Oh, oh, yeah.

• 1:05:07Matt McCusker?

  If you start putting on their clothes, they'd love to have that on you. But I don't think, like, would they like that? Would that excite, would that excite?

• 1:05:13Speaker 02

  I think they pretend to, but we mentally checked out with you.

• 1:05:16Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, they would go, "Jesus fucking Christ." Yeah, let's go through your phone and look through all your friends, be like, "All right, which one am I gonna switch to?"

• 1:05:26Matt McCusker?

  Although, didn't like, uh, I guess he was just doing it as like a party trick, that one boxer.

• 1:05:29Speaker 01

  Yeah, De La Hoya.

• 1:05:31Matt McCusker?

  De La Hoya did it.

• 1:05:31Speaker 01

  He tossed on the fishnets.

• 1:05:33Speaker 02

  I thought he, I thought he.

• 1:05:34Speaker 01

  I think that was the real deal.

• 1:05:35Matt McCusker?

  You think it was the real deal?

• 1:05:36Speaker 01

  I think it was the real deal.

• 1:05:37Matt McCusker?

  That seems, that could be like a liquor and cocaine thing.

• 1:05:39Speaker 01

  I think it was a liquor and cocaine thing, but also.

• 1:05:42Speaker 02

  Didn't he have like professional pictures?

• 1:05:44Speaker 01

  No, it was definitely a hooker in a hotel room.

• 1:05:47Speaker 02

  He wanted, he just wanted.

• 1:05:48Speaker 01

  Fishnets, boxing.

• 1:05:52Speaker 01

  Yeah, it was tough. You've done fishnets.

• 1:05:53Speaker 02

  No, don't put that on me. Don't put that on me.

• 1:06:02Matt McCusker?

  French maid outfit wouldn't be bad either.

• 1:06:05Speaker 01

  I think he might have hit one of those as well.

• 1:06:07Matt McCusker?

  Did he?

• 1:06:07Speaker 01

  Yeah, I think De La Hoya was hitting the.

• 1:06:09Speaker 02

  I thought you were saying.

• 1:06:09Speaker 01

  Is that LeBron one real?

• 1:06:11Matt McCusker?

  Uh.

• 1:06:12Speaker 01

  There's always LeBron and a French maid outfit.

• 1:06:14Speaker 02

  I think he did for like Halloween.

• 1:06:16Matt McCusker?

  He did for Halloween?

• 1:06:17Speaker 02

  I think he, I think he did it for Halloween.

• 1:06:19Matt McCusker?

  Lemonade.

• 1:06:20Speaker 01

  Oh my god.

• 1:06:21Matt McCusker?

  What? For real?

• 1:06:26Speaker 04

  LeBron down.

• 1:06:28Matt McCusker?

  Switching gears, have you seen that Michelle Obama has a new podcast?

• 1:06:32Speaker 04

  Does she?

• 1:06:33Matt McCusker?

  Yeah. Switching gears, it's with her brother. I thought it was Craig Robinson.

• 1:06:38Matt McCusker?

  Switching gears.

• 1:06:42Speaker 04

  What's that pod about?

• 1:06:44Matt McCusker?

  Dude, I don't know. The left is scrambling to dominate the podcast space and they threw Michelle Obama and her brother at it. Huh? It doesn't get like as many views as you think, huh?

• 1:06:55Speaker 04

  I think about Michelle Obama getting home and, cause she knows that people say she's a man all the time. You think she ever like gets really sad about it?

• 1:07:04Speaker 01

  Sorry about that.

• 1:07:04Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, dude, that's so hurtful.

• 1:07:05Speaker 01

  But his name is Craig Robinson.

• 1:07:07Matt McCusker?

  I know, that's what I'm saying. I thought it was her and the comedian. It's, no, it's her and her brother.

• 1:07:10Speaker 01

  I thought you were saying he just looked like him.

• 1:07:11Matt McCusker?

  No, it's her and her brother Craig Robinson.

• 1:07:13Speaker 01

  With Michelle Obama and Craig Robinson and it's her brother.

• 1:07:15Matt McCusker?

  It's her brother. I know it's the guy who plays piano.

• 1:07:17Speaker 01

  Looks identical, bro. What the?

• 1:07:20Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I know, I know.

• 1:07:22Speaker 01

  That could be the original Michelle and then the, and.

• 1:07:26Speaker 04

  And that's big, Mike.

• 1:07:27Speaker 01

  Mike feels bad and they're trying to get the bag for him.

• 1:07:31Speaker 01

  I don't mean to start that rumor.

• 1:07:34Matt McCusker?

  Oh, trust me, brother. I'm sure it's already been.

• 1:07:35Speaker 01

  Yeah, that rumor's out there.

• 1:07:36Matt McCusker?

  Worst thing you could do. That was the worst possible move. But yeah, it's probably very hurtful.

• 1:07:42Speaker 04

  Dude, thinking about her and just being like, ah Barack, they're saying I'm a man again on the internet.

• 1:07:49Speaker 01

  Yeah, that'd be really sad, yeah.

• 1:07:50Matt McCusker?

  Although dude, I mean, to be fair, that's probably.

• 1:07:53Speaker 01

  Even if you ground strike all those people.

• 1:07:54Matt McCusker?

  That's what I'm saying. That's the least of it.

• 1:07:57Speaker 04

  Candace Owens is still. Thinking about that, that's kinda funny.

• 1:07:59Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, that does.

• 1:08:00Speaker 01

  Candace is going on Macron still?

• 1:08:01Matt McCusker?

  Bro, she's still ripping on the Macron's.

• 1:08:04Speaker 01

  I haven't been keeping up with the, the right wing.

• 1:08:07Matt McCusker?

  She seems confident. I watched her on Theo's podcast and she is like, I mean, prove me wrong dude. And she's like, I have all the paperwork filled for all like the, basically being like, she sent the Macron's a yes or no. I mean, which I get, she's like, they didn't even fill it out. I was like, well, I could see them being like, yeah, I'm not gonna fill out the am I a man questionnaire for the Candace Owens show.

• 1:08:26Speaker 01

  It's passed forward from a kid sitting behind him in class, just like this.

• 1:08:31Speaker 01

  Candace, are you a guy? Check yes or no.

• 1:08:35Matt McCusker?

  It's like drawn up by, it's like a legally binding like yes or no questionnaire like yo, just answer these questions and we'll fucking drop it. Cause they were, I think they were trying to sue being like, yo, stop calling my fucking wife a man. She's like, but you, in order for defamation, I think in Europe, the defamation laws are a little different where like, yeah, you have to be wrong. And in America it's flipped. It's like vice versa. It's like, well, prove me wrong then and I'll take the back.

• 1:08:56Speaker 01

  That's right.

• 1:08:57Matt McCusker?

  So she's getting hit with some French.

• 1:08:58Speaker 01

  I knew that from a Holocaust denying show I watched.

• 1:09:01Matt McCusker?

  Really?

• 1:09:01Speaker 01

  Yeah. It was a, it was made, it was like a, it's not like I found it. It was like a, it was, yeah, it was, I think it was on HBO or something.

• 1:09:09Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, they were like this.

• 1:09:10Speaker 01

  You know what I mean? This wasn't one of the.

• 1:09:11Matt McCusker?

  I got you.

• 1:09:11Speaker 01

  Yeah. It wasn't the, it wasn't the Kyrie Irving type.

• 1:09:16Matt McCusker?

  It was just like straight, it was, this was legit.

• 1:09:18Speaker 01

  Yeah, it was, it was that, it was that case though. It was like the, it's, it's flip flopped over there where here it's like prove me wrong.

• 1:09:26Matt McCusker?

  Got, yeah.

• 1:09:26Speaker 01

  There it's like, you have to prove you were right. So then they brought a fucking Holocaust denier and put him on trial and he was like, boom.

• 1:09:32Matt McCusker?

  Oh no.

• 1:09:33Speaker 01

  Here's all the facts. But he did get debunked.

• 1:09:36Matt McCusker?

  He got debunked.

• 1:09:37Speaker 01

  He got bonked.

• 1:09:37Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:38Speaker 01

  He got bulldogged.

• 1:09:39Matt McCusker?

  He got bulldogged in a court of, a European court of law.

• 1:09:42Speaker 01

  In a European court of law with, yeah.

• 1:09:44Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, man.

• 1:09:45Speaker 01

  We can stop there.

• 1:09:46Matt McCusker?

  We at an hour?

• 1:09:47Speaker 01

  Let's go to the Patreon.

• 1:09:48Matt McCusker?

  Yo guys, I fucking love you guys.

• 1:09:49Speaker 01

  Goodbye, we love you.

• 1:09:50Matt McCusker?

  Don't get my bandage in there, it's a fucking.