How to Cancel Plans! w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

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• 0:00Speaker 00

  What's up everybody? Hope you guys had a happy 4th of July. The boys got jammed the F up this week and we're unable to record an episode, but don't worry, we have a Patreon episode on deck for you. I hope you guys like it and we'll see you later this week. Thanks for the support, we love yous.

• 0:16H. Foley?

  Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley. Hey, everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage?

• 0:42Speaker 00

  Trav, hit me!

• 0:43H. Foley?

  It's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians and we find that the group to be classy.

• 0:48Speaker 00

  Yeah!

• 0:48H. Foley?

  They're just a big ol' piece of trash.

• 0:50Speaker 00

  Basura!

• 0:51H. Foley?

  I'm your host, H. Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here in hoodies in a new edition, but I gotta tell you folks that Wiz Zach Kippe.

• 0:58Speaker 00

  I'm the motherfucking homie!

• 1:00H. Foley?

  Cause they have a motherfucking homie!

• 1:02Speaker 00

  Get her!

• 1:03H. Foley?

  Well, I can't really get up there right now.

• 1:04Speaker 00

  Homie!

• 1:05H. Foley?

  Homie!

• 1:06Speaker 00

  Yeah, you think you can sing. I'm the true, I'm the true triple threat around here.

• 1:11H. Foley?

  I'm an alto, dickhead.

• 1:12Speaker 00

  All three arteries, partially clothed.

• 1:15H. Foley?

  I'm a tenor, I'm sorry, not a, not an alto.

• 1:18Speaker 00

  You're a three at best. And Albuquerque too, if he has me. How you doing?

• 1:23H. Foley?

  Hit me with a tenor, mate! Gang, we're here for a little bonus episode on the old Patreon-a. My co-host's coming at you from across the table, when he's not, uh, Kevin Ryan, everybody.

• 1:34Speaker 00

  Big dogs throwing heat today.

• 1:37H. Foley?

  I was gonna make fun of you, but I decided not to. Start off on a, on the same footing.

• 1:42Speaker 00

  I like that.

• 1:43H. Foley?

  Other than the abuse that I took in our pre-production meeting this morning.

• 1:47Speaker 00

  There was none of that.

• 1:48H. Foley?

  Due to my new boots and my weight problem.

• 1:53H. Foley?

  Certain, uh...

• 1:54Speaker 00

  You think that was, first of all, that was, uh, listen, you're rolling over-

• 1:57H. Foley?

  You got a lot to say.

• 1:58Speaker 00

  You're rolling over and playing turkey, chicken, already.

• 2:01H. Foley?

  Today's of your psychobabble are over.

• 2:05Speaker 00

  That's not psychobabble.

• 2:06H. Foley?

  Yes, it is.

• 2:07Speaker 00

  Listen, we're now-

• 2:08H. Foley?

  You're always trying to put me on the couch.

• 2:09Speaker 00

  No, I'm, not at all. I'm saying this is-

• 2:11H. Foley?

  In the backseat, though.

• 2:13Speaker 00

  With my legs wrapped up pretzel style. Um, you introduced all these people, you, the first, the first introduction to me is that I've been being mean to you. That's what you just did to fucking 20,000 people. Kevin was being mean to me, which I was not.

• 2:27H. Foley?

  Bug man.

• 2:28Speaker 00

  Uh, shout out to, which I respect, what was the joke?

• 2:32H. Foley?

  Uh-

• 2:33Speaker 00

  The insult.

• 2:33H. Foley?

  I was gonna call you Captain Dickhead.

• 2:35Speaker 00

  It would've killed me, what are we talking about? That's what pays the bills around here.

• 2:40H. Foley?

  I was working on that for about four hours yesterday.

• 2:42Speaker 00

  Captain Jerk.

• 2:44H. Foley?

  Captain Asshole.

• 2:45Speaker 00

  Uh-

• 2:46H. Foley?

  Nothing was clicking. But then as I was buying my new boots yesterday-

• 2:51Speaker 00

  These new boots.

• 2:52H. Foley?

  New boots. You got a boot cam? Huh?

• 2:55Speaker 00

  I think we do. Don't we have an ankle cam?

• 2:56H. Foley?

  Yeah, you did-

• 2:57Speaker 00

  Nah, not on the, that's on, that's on the- Oh, okay, hit him with the ankle cam.

• 3:01H. Foley?

  Go ahead, take a look at him. Look at him. Nice, new boots.

• 3:05Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm.

• 3:05H. Foley?

  $89 DSW, genuine leather, folks. Can smell it from here.

• 3:11Speaker 00

  Can smell the blood from the blisters already. You're, them dogs are a-barking.

• 3:16H. Foley?

  Boy, a little break-in period.

• 3:19Speaker 00

  Sounds like a sheepdog down here.

• 3:21H. Foley?

  Goddamn.

• 3:22Speaker 00

  Ooh, uh, shout out to the motherfucking homies, baby, the lifeblood of the organization, goddamn boots on the ground, asleep, it's all the undercover brothers and them soul sisters. We fucking love you, gang. Um, truly, uh, you know, this is a, uh...

• 3:38Speaker 00

  All the stuff we've accomplished and we do, to, to, the fact that the fucking Patreon is still hitting new highs every month is fucking-

• 3:50H. Foley?

  It's not slowing down.

• 3:51Speaker 00

  It's not, it's crazy. It's like, new highs every month, a year over, month over month, year over year is fucking crazy. We fucking love you. Appreciate that you guys are, are digging, or picking up what we're putting down, you know what I mean?

• 4:01H. Foley?

  This is really where it is. This is home here.

• 4:03Speaker 00

  Of course.

• 4:04H. Foley?

  Pined on the page.

• 4:05Speaker 00

  This is it, page.

• 4:06H. Foley?

  Everybody else out there, whatever.

• 4:07Speaker 00

  Bozos.

• 4:08H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 4:08Speaker 00

  Yeah, talk to, uh, this guy, that guy, uh, shut up!

• 4:12H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 4:13Speaker 00

  I was talking about you.

• 4:13H. Foley?

  What? We'll be doing this one underground bunker.

• 4:18Speaker 00

  Uh-huh.

• 4:18H. Foley?

  After the Terminators come. If you're listening to this.

• 4:23Speaker 00

  I have all new boots.

• 4:25H. Foley?

  I mentioned my new boots?

• 4:27Speaker 00

  I can't run!

• 4:28H. Foley?

  That would suck!

• 4:29Speaker 00

  What?

• 4:29H. Foley?

  If there was a natural disaster or something now.

• 4:33Speaker 00

  And your new boots?

• 4:33H. Foley?

  I just got my new boots!

• 4:35Speaker 00

  Also, snow everywhere. Wild to wear new boots.

• 4:39H. Foley?

  That's the whole point, you idiot.

• 4:41Speaker 00

  Those aren't, those aren't snow boots.

• 4:43H. Foley?

  I'm not, I'm not, I'm not wearing duck boots like I'm fucking going out on the chalet.

• 4:48Speaker 00

  A little bit of Galoshes? Um, yeah, I mean, they're not-

• 4:51H. Foley?

  These are my winter boots. I'm gonna let them get dirty.

• 4:54Speaker 00

  I'm not saying you're not gonna let them get dirty, but those are-

• 4:56H. Foley?

  Oh, I'm gonna let them get dirty.

• 5:00Speaker 00

  Believe you me. Uh, yeah, that's, that's more of like a dress boot, I would say.

• 5:05H. Foley?

  See, that's just because they're brand new. When they get weathered in, they're gonna-

• 5:08Speaker 00

  Yeah, when you ruin them, they're gonna be more ruined, yeah.

• 5:11H. Foley?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 5:12Speaker 00

  Respect the logic.

• 5:15Speaker 00

  Well, when I ruin them, sure.

• 5:16H. Foley?

  Well, I looked at like, um, I looked at like gaffer boots. You know, like, you know, like the shit that like the guys in the, like, the camera department usually wear.

• 5:24Speaker 00

  Like Tim's?

• 5:25H. Foley?

  Nah, not Tim's.

• 5:26Speaker 00

  Those rock climbing boots are whack. What are them all about?

• 5:29H. Foley?

  I know, but the cool dudes wear them. Cool dudes wear them. Guys that know shit.

• 5:34Speaker 00

  You just named gaffers.

• 5:35H. Foley?

  Guys that were, gaffers are cool. They're the real heroes.

• 5:38Speaker 00

  I wouldn't, I'm not saying, listen, okay, I'm not saying they're not cool gaffers. I'm just saying no one goes, "I wanna be cool like a gaffer." Race car driver, instruction worker.

• 5:48H. Foley?

  Gaffers, grips, camera guys, those guys are the-

• 5:52Speaker 00

  You're not, hey, listen, you're not giving your Oscar speech, relax.

• 5:54H. Foley?

  Those guys are the, those guys are the cook, the line cooks of-

• 5:58Speaker 00

  Everybody gets that.

• 5:59H. Foley?

  Of, of the set life. Like, you know, like the, like the line cooks, they, they always scored with the, with the waitresses. The waitress is never hooked up with the waiter sometimes.

• 6:08Speaker 00

  So are the actresses, the waitresses. I don't think there's a lot of actresses dating the gaffers.

• 6:12H. Foley?

  Fucking Julia Roberts married a cameraman.

• 6:14Speaker 00

  One, okay, I'm not, no one's saying you're, listen, I'm not, I'm just saying, I think the, the rule of thumb on the movies-

• 6:20H. Foley?

  Point is, I get no tail.

• 6:21Speaker 00

  The rule of thumb on a movie set is I don't think the gaffers are swimming in gush.

• 6:26H. Foley?

  Well, I was gonna buy a pair of-

• 6:28Speaker 00

  Swimming in gush? Ew.

• 6:30H. Foley?

  Um, Super Bowl Sunday, you talk like that? Um-

• 6:33Speaker 00

  You stay.

• 6:34H. Foley?

  Get your bets in, folks.

• 6:37Speaker 00

  It's better if those boots ever come off. Let's see if we ever. I got 20, says we'd never see them things again.

• 6:42H. Foley?

  They're, it's a two man job to get them on. It really is.

• 6:45Speaker 00

  Why did you lie to me outside?

• 6:47H. Foley?

  Because you suck. Look at your face. Fucking tell you what's up? Yeah, I'm gonna give you that. Give you nothing.

• 6:55Speaker 00

  What? I mean, that's just a conversation.

• 6:56H. Foley?

  Wait, why? Did you ask me?

• 6:58Speaker 00

  Yeah, you go, "They're actually very easy to get on." In that kinda tune.

• 7:02H. Foley?

  Yeah, three, four guys. Very easy.

• 7:04Speaker 00

  Boomerang system.

• 7:05H. Foley?

  I think I needed a gaffer for it.

• 7:07Speaker 02

  Julia Roberts did not marry a gaffer. He was a cinematographer.

• 7:11H. Foley?

  I say, it's the same thing. Camera guy, working guy. Huh? What about, uh, Julia Louis-Dreyfus? What does that bozo do? To sit around and fuck his cash checks?

• 7:25Speaker 00

  Hey, real cool guy, pussy.

• 7:28H. Foley?

  What does he do? Julia Louis-Dreyfus' husband?

• 7:31Speaker 02

  Brad Hall.

• 7:32H. Foley?

  Yeah. He's an actor, I think.

• 7:34Speaker 02

  Actor and comedian.

• 7:36Speaker 00

  Get him on a show? See, check out my new boots.

• 7:43H. Foley?

  That happens a lot, though.

• 7:44Speaker 00

  Where did you get the boots? Can I get a right answer out of it? Cause you've been lying, not lying, you've been squirrely on the, on the real information on the boots.

• 7:51H. Foley?

  They're, they're, they're Louboutin. It's a new designer.

• 7:54Speaker 00

  Uh huh.

• 7:55H. Foley?

  Yeah. Tell me Louboutin's not a real designer.

• 7:58Speaker 00

  We know he.

• 7:59H. Foley?

  Will Smith's kid just did a show with them.

• 8:01Speaker 00

  Uh huh.

• 8:01H. Foley?

  France. That's where I got him. I went over there. Hung out with him. Mom's a bit of a bitch, to be honest with you. Makes a hell of a cup of hot chocolate, though. Nothing on it?

• 8:12Speaker 00

  Louboutin?

• 8:13H. Foley?

  I don't know. What?

• 8:15Speaker 00

  Am I nuts? I'm also a, a, you know, an.

• 8:18H. Foley?

  I got them at DSW. They were $89. And I got a belt that doesn't fit. But I'd already taken the thing off, so I couldn't return it. And I tried to put it on in the store. And the security guy came over and said, "Hey, man, what are you doing?"

• 8:31Speaker 00

  Uh huh.

• 8:32H. Foley?

  Said, "I'm minding my own."

• 8:35Speaker 00

  I'm cruising for chicks.

• 8:35H. Foley?

  And I wore the boots out.

• 8:37Speaker 00

  Uh huh. What'd you do with the other shoes?

• 8:39H. Foley?

  They're, I had to bring them home. They're my only sneakers.

• 8:41Speaker 00

  Uh huh.

• 8:42H. Foley?

  They're the ones you don't like.

• 8:43Speaker 00

  They're not the ones I don't like.

• 8:44H. Foley?

  No, you don't, you don't, you don't like them.

• 8:50Speaker 00

  Why you gotta get a good pair of shoes?

• 8:52H. Foley?

  I don't know, man, cuz I suck.

• 8:53Speaker 00

  I know, but you...

• 8:56H. Foley?

  What does that mean, a good? What's a good pair of boots?

• 8:59Speaker 00

  Not those. Those are ni- nah, listen, they're nice boots.

• 9:02H. Foley?

  They're nice boots for now.

• 9:03Speaker 00

  Why you get a nice pair of like Timberlands or Carhards?

• 9:05H. Foley?

  Cuz I'm not there yet, man.

• 9:07Speaker 00

  What do you- I don't understand what there means.

• 9:08H. Foley?

  Cuz I'm going down. Once I get to- trust me, you'll know.

• 9:11Speaker 00

  But you used to have a nice pair of black boots, remember? You used to wear the tongue flapped down.

• 9:15H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 9:16Speaker 00

  Like you're Adam Sandler.

• 9:18H. Foley?

  At basketball.

• 9:19Speaker 00

  That's a pretty good look for you, I gotta give that to you.

• 9:21H. Foley?

  What, really? Nah.

• 9:23Speaker 00

  Yeah, well, yes.

• 9:23H. Foley?

  Big Jay wears them like that.

• 9:25Speaker 00

  Sure.

• 9:26H. Foley?

  I don't wanna play his style.

• 9:28Speaker 00

  His are like... From a 90's rap video.

• 9:32H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 9:33Speaker 00

  He's got like the red checkered ones.

• 9:34H. Foley?

  You always made fun of those Timberlands because they fold it down on the sides.

• 9:37Speaker 00

  I need something to do to pass the time we were tanking.

• 9:41H. Foley?

  Get some lollipops or something on them. Some hard candy.

• 9:44Speaker 00

  I'm gonna do a Sudoku, get off my back. Um, those fold it all the way down.

• 9:49H. Foley?

  Yeah, they fold it all the way down.

• 9:50Speaker 00

  Those turned into like athletic boots, like you can fucking play- you can run track in it, thanks.

• 9:55H. Foley?

  Yeah. Uh, I don't know. I don't- I don't- I, you know, I saw these, I like these, I like Luke's boots, but I didn't wanna get the same ones.

• 10:02Speaker 02

  Are these the A. Veer Lexington boot?

• 10:05H. Foley?

  No.

• 10:05Speaker 02

  Alright, they look similar.

• 10:07H. Foley?

  They're like Charlie and Haley or something like that, they're called.

• 10:09Speaker 02

  Alright.

• 10:09H. Foley?

  Some company.

• 10:12Speaker 00

  You shouldn't be buying it you don't know the name of.

• 10:14H. Foley?

  Why?

• 10:15Speaker 00

  Cuz they're not- that means it's not good, right?

• 10:17H. Foley?

  How do you know? What's- what's- what?

• 10:19Speaker 00

  Nikes.

• 10:20H. Foley?

  Oh.

• 10:21Speaker 00

  I don't know if you've heard of them, but they throw out a pretty good product. Tried and true, tested.

• 10:26H. Foley?

  I like them. I like to try new brands. Small businesses.

• 10:29Speaker 00

  Is that how you're supposed to be in a- small businesses, DSW?

• 10:32H. Foley?

  Pay- no, but the- but the- the...

• 10:35Speaker 00

  Earlier you told me you got them in a place called Leathers.

• 10:39H. Foley?

  No, I went there after. Show off my new boots.

• 10:42Speaker 00

  Show off my new boots. You guys, you guys got a pair of Christine and Charlie's? Nah?

• 10:48H. Foley?

  Yeah, they hurt real bad, too.

• 10:49Speaker 00

  There's the boots.

• 10:50H. Foley?

  Oh my god. It's like the Batan death march. I'm dying.

• 10:54Speaker 00

  Well, I'm happy, I'm happy you are.

• 10:56H. Foley?

  I'd take them off, but I would need some assistance.

• 11:00Speaker 00

  Sure. I'm happy, I think, I think, I think it is a very nice professional grown-up look for you.

• 11:04H. Foley?

  I'm trying, I'm trying to take a little bit better, you know, care of myself, obviously.

• 11:08Speaker 00

  Great swing.

• 11:10H. Foley?

  You know, losing weight, want to get there?

• 11:12Speaker 00

  I just, and I'm not criticized, by no means criticizing, I just go, you're, you're spending a hundred bucks on boots. You claim they're not super comfortable, and I don't think su- I would say not super functional for the, the weather.

• 11:24H. Foley?

  I, well, I disagree with that.

• 11:26Speaker 00

  I, you would, but they're, you're wrong. They're dress boots and there's fucking a foot of snow outside.

• 11:34Speaker 00

  So I would say they're not the best functional option.

• 11:37H. Foley?

  Well, I'm wearing them, I'm gonna, I'm gonna get them all scuffed up and trash them a little bit.

• 11:40Speaker 00

  Well, you don't have to do that. You can go buy a pair of boots that you can wear outside and those can be your nice boots that you wear to dinner. Or to a show. Or to whatever.

• 11:48H. Foley?

  Where am I going?

• 11:50H. Foley?

  Dinner and a show?

• 11:51Speaker 00

  You are a performer.

• 11:52H. Foley?

  Oh, you mean one of my shows?

• 11:53Speaker 00

  Anything.

• 11:53H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 11:54Speaker 00

  One of your shows?

• 11:55H. Foley?

  Oh, one, yeah, I, I didn't know what you meant.

• 11:57Speaker 00

  Alright.

• 11:57H. Foley?

  I, you said, you said a show, like I was going to see Broadway, or like.

• 12:02Speaker 00

  You could also do that.

• 12:03H. Foley?

  Show at Lincoln Center, La Boheme.

• 12:05Speaker 00

  You live in New York. You could do that. I'm just saying, you can own.

• 12:09H. Foley?

  Would you go with me?

• 12:10Speaker 00

  Sure. You've ne- listen, I've asked you to do a lot of things, you don't come. You've never asked me to do anything. Yeah, you said, can we go out to dinner? I said, yeah. Then you said, no, I don't want to. So then we decided to go out to dinner and you got jealous.

• 12:22H. Foley?

  I don't want to go to Ruby Rosa. I don't want to celebrate my birthday this year. I just don't want to think about it.

• 12:26Speaker 00

  Okay. Totally well-adjusted, normal way to act.

• 12:31H. Foley?

  But if you made plans with me, I would probably, no, why?

• 12:34Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 12:35H. Foley?

  I would probably cancel.

• 12:38H. Foley?

  Which is what we're talking about on today's episode. How to get out of plans with your dickhead friends.

• 12:45Speaker 00

  You want to celebrate, to celebrate your 50th birthday. Just do something nice for you.

• 12:50H. Foley?

  Add in a celebration. Goddamn, death march.

• 12:55H. Foley?

  Death rattle.

• 12:56Speaker 00

  Jesus Christ. It's all perspective, baby. You gotta change the lens.

• 13:01H. Foley?

  I know, man. I'm kidding. I feel great.

• 13:03Speaker 00

  You're not.

• 13:04H. Foley?

  Feel great. I feel absolutely fantastic.

• 13:07Speaker 00

  How your toes feeling right now?

• 13:09H. Foley?

  Dying.

• 13:10Speaker 00

  Everything, everything from the ankles up.

• 13:12H. Foley?

  My right pinky toe has caught a ledge in the fall leather. And it is rubbing.

• 13:21Speaker 00

  There was a, there was a period of time where I was wearing my mom's boots as a kid.

• 13:25H. Foley?

  Whoa.

• 13:26Speaker 00

  They were waterproof. She had like a pair of like girls, they weren't Timberlands. They were like knockoff Timberland. They were like, I felt like they were like hard plastic. And-

• 13:36H. Foley?

  Did it have like the fur around the top?

• 13:37Speaker 00

  No, but they didn't have like the cool black leather band. You know what I mean? They were, they were a little foofy, as my dad called them.

• 13:45H. Foley?

  Pair of Charlies.

• 13:46Speaker 00

  And I wore, I was looking like the big dog. And dancing. Looked like Travolta in M. Jones.

• 13:52H. Foley?

  Did you find that brand, Charlie and Haley or something?

• 13:54Speaker 00

  No. They ain't got a website.

• 13:56Speaker 02

  Yeah. I really think it's the A- the A. Veer Lexington boot. It's the only zip-up boot I could find on DSW's website.

• 14:03H. Foley?

  No, they have plenty in stock.

• 14:06H. Foley?

  What's, what's the name? What's the manufacturer?

• 14:09Speaker 02

  Uh, A. Veer.

• 14:10H. Foley?

  A. Veer.

• 14:11Speaker 02

  A. dot V. E. E. R.

• 14:15Speaker 00

  Ah!

• 14:17Speaker 02

  Oh my gosh.

• 14:19Speaker 00

  There's no markings. You're like a serial killer. And listen, they are not out, they are not snow boots, dude. Those things, those things are like floor shins.

• 14:27H. Foley?

  Yeah, it melted the treads off.

• 14:29Speaker 00

  All the, the salt's eating away at the sole of them thing.

• 14:34Speaker 00

  You're gonna break a-

• 14:36H. Foley?

  No, don't say that. They got grip on them.

• 14:39Speaker 00

  Not a lot.

• 14:40H. Foley?

  Yeah, they do.

• 14:41Speaker 00

  No. They, I'm telling you, they don't.

• 14:43H. Foley?

  I'm gonna run a hot comb over them. Get some, get some, get some, get these re-treaded.

• 14:49Speaker 00

  You're taking, you're taking soles from other shoes like a tractor trailer?

• 14:53H. Foley?

  Uh, you know what I'm gonna need though?

• 14:55Speaker 00

  What's that, boss?

• 14:55H. Foley?

  I'm gonna need to go take a little visit to the doctor. Doctor's shoal. Get a couple inserts put in there. Woo! I need some foam support, dog. These things are flat.

• 15:07Speaker 00

  You're too big to be wearing not good shoes. I'm too big to be wearing not good shoes.

• 15:12H. Foley?

  And you know what's crazy?

• 15:13Speaker 00

  We're on our feet too much, we travel too much, we're running around, Ubers, airplanes, all this shit. You need,

• 15:18H. Foley?

  My knee hurts.

• 15:19Speaker 00

  That's the one thing you should, that's, I know.

• 15:20H. Foley?

  Cause I haven't walked like this in so long because they're, cause they go up high. So like it's a whole new set of muscles.

• 15:26Speaker 00

  More of a waddle.

• 15:27H. Foley?

  Yeah. It's like when you go skiing for the first time in a long time. You haven't used those muscles in a long time. Yeah, my meniscus is killing me. Which was what it said on the box, so.

• 15:40H. Foley?

  Warning.

• 15:42Speaker 00

  We'll fuck up, we'll fuck your shit up. We'll jam you up.

• 15:48H. Foley?

  Bad cartilage boots.

• 15:51Speaker 00

  Planners warts, gangstos, whatever you.

• 15:53H. Foley?

  Play, I saw a video about planners warts, man, that's things are brutal.

• 15:57Speaker 00

  What's?

• 15:57H. Foley?

  Or no, planner fasciitis.

• 15:59Speaker 00

  What's that?

• 16:00H. Foley?

  It's like when something stretches out in your heel or something. It's bad.

• 16:04Speaker 00

  Planner fash.

• 16:05H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 16:06Speaker 00

  I would get for the longest time, um, the tendon that runs like on the bottom of your foot.

• 16:12H. Foley?

  Ooh.

• 16:13Speaker 00

  That would fucking, dude, that would, that was like something, it was inflamed or something and I had to freeze, uh, water bottles and like, that was like the solution.

• 16:23H. Foley?

  Oh, to roll.

• 16:24Speaker 00

  And roll it on there.

• 16:24H. Foley?

  Wow.

• 16:25Speaker 00

  I think my mom has the same thing. She uses like a racquetball or something.

• 16:28H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 16:28Speaker 00

  She was on her dogs for a long time.

• 16:30H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 16:31Speaker 00

  Working.

• 16:31H. Foley?

  She probably had good nursing shoes.

• 16:33Speaker 00

  Yeah, always nursing shoes.

• 16:34H. Foley?

  And, uh, scrubs.

• 16:36Speaker 00

  Nursing shoes and yeah, that's what she wore.

• 16:38H. Foley?

  She ever wear scrubs now?

• 16:40Speaker 00

  Like around the house?

• 16:41H. Foley?

  I don't know. People keep those. She's painting or something.

• 16:44Speaker 00

  I don't think.

• 16:45H. Foley?

  Doing yard work or whatever? Gardening?

• 16:47Speaker 00

  She was like handling blood and urine and stuff. Was in her free time. Uh, yeah, no, I don't think she has any of the scrubs anymore. She now dresses very much like, she's got time on her hands and spends a lot of time at Kohl's.

• 17:02H. Foley?

  She dresses like Tina Fey from an SNL sketch.

• 17:04Speaker 00

  A hundred percent. A hundred percent.

• 17:06H. Foley?

  Will she throw on a, an Eagles, uh, sweatshirt?

• 17:10Speaker 00

  Uh, not really.

• 17:11H. Foley?

  Really?

• 17:12Speaker 00

  No, maybe.

• 17:14H. Foley?

  Phillies?

• 17:15Speaker 00

  No.

• 17:16H. Foley?

  Did she wear any of your, of your stuff, like a temple sweatshirt or anything like that?

• 17:19Speaker 00

  No. She was never really proud of my accomplishments.

• 17:22H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 17:23Speaker 00

  Rightfully, rightfully so.

• 17:24H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 17:25Speaker 00

  Five years to get out of college. Um.

• 17:28H. Foley?

  Where'd Danny go to college?

• 17:30Speaker 00

  What?

• 17:30H. Foley?

  Where'd Danny go to college?

• 17:31Speaker 00

  Uh, Ryder and then Temple.

• 17:34H. Foley?

  Temple?

• 17:34Speaker 00

  Ryder, Bucks, Temple.

• 17:36H. Foley?

  Ryder, Bucks, Temple.

• 17:37Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm. Natural progression.

• 17:39H. Foley?

  On a similar train?

• 17:40Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, but she's very much like, she's got something, she's got the time to get like dressed now. Like when she leaves the house, instead of like

• 17:50H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 17:50Speaker 00

  managing kids and working and I'm just throwing on whatever. It's like she's, she's putting stuff on and it's like she's right off of Kohl's.

• 17:58H. Foley?

  She Kohl's, she Kohl's?

• 17:58Speaker 00

  Oh, Kohl's.

• 18:00H. Foley?

  Your little Kohl's.

• 18:01Speaker 00

  Kohl's all day long.

• 18:02H. Foley?

  Huh.

• 18:02Speaker 00

  At Kohl's. Where'd you get it? Kohl's? Get the present at Kohl's. Everything's Kohl's, Kohl's, Kohl's. Always has been.

• 18:06H. Foley?

  Kebba, get over to BlueChew.

• 18:07Speaker 00

  BlueChew!

• 18:08H. Foley?

  Gang, do yourself a favor, get over to that BlueChew and start taking the things you need to get back in the saddle, if you know what I mean. Listen.

• 18:15Speaker 00

  Boot war.

• 18:15H. Foley?

  I'm a goddamn 50-year-old man.

• 18:17Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm.

• 18:18H. Foley?

  Now, sure, I've slimmed down a little bit. I'm working out a little bit more, but things slow down.

• 18:22Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm.

• 18:23H. Foley?

  The pumps aren't always working. You go over to BlueChew, you get what you need, you get straightened out, and you're back in the game.

• 18:28Speaker 00

  Hit the fucking thrusters, if you catch my drift. Knock, knock, Boner Town. How you doing?

• 18:34H. Foley?

  Next stop, Bonneville.

• 18:35Speaker 00

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• 19:20H. Foley?

  Kebba, let's talk about Cash App.

• 19:21Speaker 00

  Cash App.

• 19:22H. Foley?

  If you're ordering it up to speed, gang, Cash App is not just the easy way and safe way to send and receive money. With the Cash App card, you can unlock a ton of perks without all the hidden fees. You can enjoy benefits like exclusive early access to nationwide concerts, pre-sales, Kendrick Lamar, Sabrina Carver, just to name a couple. Now, those two are pretty big stars, I'll tell you that right now. Plus, you got discounts on everyday purchases and popular brands you probably already are spending money on, so why not save the money with the Cash App card? What the hell are yous doing out there?

• 19:52Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 19:54Speaker 00

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• 20:23H. Foley?

  Hey, don't.

• 20:24Speaker 00

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• 21:09Speaker 00

  And the Bancorp NA pursuant to a license from Visa USA, Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card, the Sutton debit flex card, and the Bancorp debit flex card. Cash App Green features savings, direct deposit, roundups, overdraft coverage, and discounts provided by Cash App, a blocking brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. Killed it. Boom.

• 21:31H. Foley?

  Do it. I don't know if I mentioned this a couple of weeks ago, but I was in Kohl's, maybe like a month or so ago.

• 21:35Speaker 00

  It's...

• 21:36H. Foley?

  Pop by that toy section. Not too bad.

• 21:40Speaker 00

  Can you look to see how Kohl's is doing? I feel they're probably doing better than most because they were a little bit more...

• 21:46H. Foley?

  Well, they stuck that...

• 21:47Speaker 00

  I don't want to say discounty, but a...

• 21:48H. Foley?

  Stuck that Sephora in there.

• 21:49Speaker 00

  Is in the Kohl's?

• 21:50H. Foley?

  Oh, yeah.

• 21:51Speaker 00

  Well, who's... Someone's in Target now. Ulta? What's the other one? Someone's in Target.

• 21:56H. Foley?

  Ulta.

• 21:57Speaker 00

  Ulta?

• 21:58H. Foley?

  I went to a Korean... Beauty store yesterday.

• 22:01Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 22:01H. Foley?

  Like Korean supplies, like the stuff that they use. Ginseng, all that kinda shit.

• 22:06Speaker 00

  Sure.

• 22:06H. Foley?

  Stuff's hot right now. K Beauty, you know what I'm talking about?

• 22:10Speaker 02

  I'm not familiar, but...

• 22:11H. Foley?

  Oh, it's big.

• 22:12Speaker 02

  I'll check out.

• 22:13H. Foley?

  Big, a lot of collagen, vitamin C.

• 22:15Speaker 00

  That's big everywhere now. I just saw my wife's got collagen peptides for skin, joints, hair, and like fingernails.

• 22:21H. Foley?

  That's very good.

• 22:22Speaker 00

  I think she was doing it maybe during the pregnancy or after the pregnancy.

• 22:25H. Foley?

  You know what I started doing every morning is, um...

• 22:27Speaker 00

  Bacon, egg, and cheese.

• 22:29H. Foley?

  Western.

• 22:31H. Foley?

  Go with the boots.

• 22:35Speaker 00

  Big man's hot today, gang.

• 22:37H. Foley?

  Let me get some biscuits and gravy to go with these lairies.

• 22:39Speaker 00

  I don't know if it's the boots or what, but the guy is cooking.

• 22:42H. Foley?

  I'm walking taller, I'll tell you that.

• 22:43Speaker 00

  I'll give you a little bit of pep in your step.

• 22:45H. Foley?

  I'm telling you.

• 22:46Speaker 00

  Not pep in your step, your shoulders are high.

• 22:47H. Foley?

  Yeah, the shoulders are high.

• 22:48Speaker 00

  Chin's high.

• 22:49H. Foley?

  I haven't worn like boots like this in a long time.

• 22:51Speaker 00

  I think it's great for... I, listen, I'm pro boot-

• 22:53H. Foley?

  I'm about to get some vengeance.

• 22:54Speaker 00

  I'm pro boot Foley. Just I think, uh, uh, you know, I think, keep these boots great boots. Add another pair of boots, be a boot guy.

• 23:02H. Foley?

  Well, shop me out. So, somebody give me a, a good boot.

• 23:05Speaker 00

  Listen, that's a great idea.

• 23:07H. Foley?

  Not Timberlands or fucking whatever, but like a good-

• 23:10Speaker 00

  Well, brunt, obviously, but not right now, but, you know.

• 23:13H. Foley?

  Like a man's, like a man's man's boot. You know what I mean?

• 23:18Speaker 00

  I think it would look good in Luke's boots.

• 23:19H. Foley?

  No, I'm not wearing those Williamsburg fluffies that he wears to brunch with his pop collar and sunglasses on.

• 23:25Speaker 02

  We stole it from like a working man. We, we stole that culture. Those are a working man's boot. It's like Carhartt. It's like Williamsburg guys wearing Carhartt. We're stealing that culture.

• 23:35H. Foley?

  Not those, though. You, nobody would wear a suede boot. And I'm not, I mean, like, I work at a, that I'm working on a job site or anything like that.

• 23:43H. Foley?

  Everyone knows I'm a song and dance man.

• 23:45Speaker 00

  I'm a goddamn performer. Check me out at a show.

• 23:48Speaker 02

  Um, Kohl's is experiencing a challenging period currently, characterized by declining sales.

• 23:54Speaker 00

  Call up Nisi.

• 23:55H. Foley?

  Been there.

• 23:57Speaker 00

  Fucking call Nisi sitting on a mountain of Kohl's cash, about to fuck these dudes up.

• 24:02Speaker 02

  Q, Q1's not gonna see her coming.

• 24:04Speaker 00

  Um, okay, all that aside, love the boots, um-

• 24:07H. Foley?

  Thank you.

• 24:09Speaker 00

  We are talking canceling plans, a thing that a lot of us do specifically.

• 24:14H. Foley?

  Getting out of plans.

• 24:15Speaker 00

  Getting out of stuff, canceling, you know.

• 24:18H. Foley?

  Maybe a friend you don't really want to hang out, and this isn't directed at you. Friends you don't want to hang out with. Your, I don't know, girlfriend or wives or husband's friends that you gotta go hang out with.

• 24:29Speaker 00

  Which I just did, which I, which I, I enjoyed.

• 24:31H. Foley?

  You did?

• 24:32Speaker 00

  It was nice.

• 24:33H. Foley?

  You didn't know the husband?

• 24:34Speaker 00

  I know the husband, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 24:35H. Foley?

  You know him well?

• 24:36Speaker 00

  No, I know him as, you know.

• 24:38H. Foley?

  But the ladies are friends?

• 24:40Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 24:40H. Foley?

  Huh. How long was that set up?

• 24:43Speaker 00

  Maybe a month ago, something like that. Hey, this Sunday.

• 24:47H. Foley?

  Did the thought of bagging it ever cross your mind?

• 24:49Speaker 00

  Uh.

• 24:50H. Foley?

  Would you prefer, would you prefer not to go? Or are you so gone that like you were?

• 24:56Speaker 00

  What's gone mean?

• 24:57H. Foley?

  Just lost and?

• 24:58Speaker 00

  Is that what you, is that what, is that your take on me now?

• 25:00H. Foley?

  Familonia.

• 25:01Speaker 00

  If I'm lost, what are you?

• 25:03H. Foley?

  I'm found, baby.

• 25:04Speaker 00

  Not found. Um, there was, I was in, I was just very tired, I'm very tired, obviously, exhausted, mentally, emotionally, spiritually. Um, just exhausted and like I, I woulda canceled. I liked them and it was like, it was good to get out and do something. I've gotten to the point where of like laying around when I'm... I know that the answer is through the thing I don't want to do, if that makes sense.

• 25:32H. Foley?

  Very good.

• 25:33Speaker 00

  You know what I mean? I know, I'm like...

• 25:34H. Foley?

  That's a lot of growth right there.

• 25:35Speaker 00

  I know. The answer isn't laying here, eating three slices of pizza, complaining about how tired and exhausted I am. I gotta get through, I gotta break through.

• 25:43H. Foley?

  Well, it's not jumping to conclusions.

• 25:45Speaker 00

  Yeah. Um.

• 25:46H. Foley?

  Depends on the za.

• 25:48Speaker 00

  And I said that to my wife and I was like, you know, she's like, you would like to cancel right now. And I was like, yeah, but I know that's not the, that's not gonna make me feel better.

• 25:54H. Foley?

  Huh, you answered like that?

• 25:56Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm.

• 25:56H. Foley?

  I would've been like, what the fuck does that mean?

• 25:58Speaker 00

  Yeah, no, I know what you would've done.

• 25:59H. Foley?

  Fucking lose it. Then start a fight, then you got, you're out. Ain't done.

• 26:04Speaker 00

  There you go. Um.

• 26:06H. Foley?

  I feel like I'm gonna excel at this.

• 26:08Speaker 00

  Dude, this goes back to you think you're way better at this than you really, at lying than you really are.

• 26:14H. Foley?

  Fine, then I'm not coming. See, I'm out. I just tell you the truth.

• 26:18Speaker 00

  Um, I, yeah, but my thing would have been not, I think not feeling well now post COVID is pretty wide open. Especially dude, if there's another spike in like the norovirus, something, oh, there's, people are getting, there's something going around.

• 26:36H. Foley?

  Whenever something's going around, that's when the bug man, bug man.

• 26:41Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 26:42Speaker 02

  I mean, this Christmas time.

• 26:44Speaker 00

  You could get.

• 26:45Speaker 02

  All the time.

• 26:47Speaker 00

  Oh, well, did I feel well? My uncle got out on Christmas. This was a pretty good one. Cause he was going on vacation the following, in like a couple of days.

• 26:57H. Foley?

  I just bought the tickets.

• 26:59Speaker 00

  And when I can't risk getting sick.

• 27:01H. Foley?

  Can't risk getting sick.

• 27:02Speaker 00

  I don't wanna get sick.

• 27:03H. Foley?

  I wanna get sick.

• 27:04Speaker 00

  I'm just not doing it. I'm out.

• 27:06H. Foley?

  I don't wanna get anybody else sick. All right? I'm sorry. You know, I, do you think I came all the way home so I could lay in mom's house all day? Is that what you really think? Huh?

• 27:19H. Foley?

  No, that's stupid.

• 27:20Speaker 00

  Your brother on the other line going.

• 27:25Speaker 00

  You think I wanted to come slay my childhood bed and not, and not answer the phone?

• 27:30H. Foley?

  And watch Star Wars and hang out?

• 27:32Speaker 00

  Uh huh. Rub my Fremulon?

• 27:33H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 27:34Speaker 00

  Uh huh. You think I wanted to do that?

• 27:35H. Foley?

  Does it help that Patty has like all the stuff that she's not bringing over in the fridge? Like the things, like the, the cheese boards and all that stuff that she was preparing? All those staples are now in the fridge.

• 27:48Speaker 00

  And they got a shelf life on them.

• 27:49H. Foley?

  And they got a shelf life on them and she might be saving those for like another Christmas party she has on like the 27th to 28th. And what's gonna happen when she goes there in the morning on the 28th to put that together? And there's only half a block of cheese there.

• 28:02Speaker 00

  There's only figs left. She's gonna be fucking.

• 28:05H. Foley?

  We got the fucking apple slices. Bitching at me? You left me here all day by myself.

• 28:12Speaker 00

  Fifty, your 50 year old son.

• 28:14H. Foley?

  With no money. You, you get the dog food ready.

• 28:18Speaker 00

  Uh huh. Which was disgusting, by the way.

• 28:22H. Foley?

  He does pretty well.

• 28:23Speaker 00

  You hit me with, uh, you, this was one dance move of yours that I didn't, I didn't see. You were canceling, uh, an event, you know, you were, you were canceling a spot.

• 28:37H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 28:42Speaker 00

  And you hit.

• 28:45Speaker 00

  You were like, you asked me, we were, you asked me.

• 28:47H. Foley?

  Just recently?

• 28:48Speaker 00

  Yeah, I mean, let's be vague.

• 28:50H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 28:51Speaker 00

  Protect the innocent.

• 28:54Speaker 00

  Um. It was.

• 28:57H. Foley?

  Did I hit you with the, hey, you going to this?

• 29:00Speaker 00

  Uh, I forgot.

• 29:00H. Foley?

  Oh, I know exactly.

• 29:01Speaker 00

  I think we were traveling together. I think we were traveling and you had a spot, we were coming back on like, say, a Sunday and you had a spot Sunday night. And I was like.

• 29:09H. Foley?

  Or did I?

• 29:10Speaker 00

  And I was like, that's, I never put in on nights before.

• 29:14H. Foley?

  I'm the worst with that. I say yes to stuff that, that like, in the moment, I'm like, you gotta go, you gotta go. And then that day, I'm like, what are you, out of your fucking mind?

• 29:23Speaker 00

  Well, when you put yourself somewhere at that time and it's cold and you're like, this is all I, you know, I also accepts, I, I'm always a better version with any event, not spots, with, with anything. I'm always the best version I've gotten, I'm always the best version of myself in two weeks. Hey, so and so wants to hang on Sunday. I'm in, line it up. I'll drive to D Brooklyn.

• 29:44H. Foley?

  Me too.

• 29:44Speaker 00

  Yeah, it's Sunday afternoon.

• 29:46H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 29:46Speaker 00

  I don't, do I have a fucking, are we working every five, five 12 hour days that week? Sure, lock it up.

• 29:53H. Foley?

  And when that day comes.

• 29:54Speaker 00

  Do I have spots every night that week? Sure, who cares?

• 29:57H. Foley?

  It's like, somebody else did it.

• 29:58Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 29:59H. Foley?

  Brutal. I had that happen to me yesterday.

• 30:01Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm.

• 30:02H. Foley?

  Cause my cousin was in town and I made plans and I fucking, hey, you looking forward to tomorrow? Fuck!

• 30:10H. Foley?

  Fuck!

• 30:10Speaker 00

  Is that why, is that why you, yeah, you were on the Upper West Side?

• 30:13H. Foley?

  Yeah, that's right.

• 30:14Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 30:15H. Foley?

  I was all over that bitch.

• 30:18H. Foley?

  The city, not my cousin.

• 30:21H. Foley?

  Lovely person.

• 30:22Speaker 00

  Um, I've gotten better at, cause we did that when we first started touring a lot of, the night before you leave and the night I return, I don't do spot, I don't even put in. I go, we're leaving.

• 30:33H. Foley?

  Learn that the hard way.

• 30:34Speaker 00

  If we're leaving Tuesday, I do not put in Monday, cause you're just, just jams you up.

• 30:38H. Foley?

  They pushed my flight back.

• 30:40Speaker 00

  You believe that? That's what you did, they, my flight, it was on a weekend where one of those, I don't know if there was a storm or the, they shut down the terminal, something.

• 30:49H. Foley?

  Exactly what you're talking about.

• 30:50Speaker 00

  And you went, flight, hey, I can't make it, they, I'm all jammed up, my flight's delayed. And was like, they had delayed.

• 30:59Speaker 00

  A hundred and

• 30:59H. Foley?

  Chaos out there.

• 31:00Speaker 00

  Yeah, the whole eastern seaboard that I went. You rat motherfucker, that's a good one. They didn't think it out. That was a really good.

• 31:06H. Foley?

  The whole system's down.

• 31:08Speaker 00

  Goddamn air traffic controller, budget.

• 31:10H. Foley?

  So see, when I'm playing, I woke up in Cleveland. Be there soon.

• 31:14Speaker 00

  Uh, that was very, um, that was, that was a really good one by you.

• 31:17H. Foley?

  Yeah. Yeah, flight got pushed back.

• 31:19Speaker 00

  Uh huh. I got the baby.

• 31:21H. Foley?

  Another one recently, coming back from upstate, I'm in gridlock traffic on the Taconic Parkway. I don't even know where that is. But I know it's bad.

• 31:29Speaker 00

  I know, I don't want to go. I don't want to end up there on a Sunday afternoon, I'll tell you that much.

• 31:35H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 31:35Speaker 00

  Um, that's a good one. I now I have a pretty good out with the baby of, ah, yeah.

• 31:42H. Foley?

  You have a get out of jail free card.

• 31:44Speaker 00

  Uh huh. With, and the good thing is anybody with kids, a bajillion percent understands.

• 31:50H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 31:50Speaker 00

  They go, of course. Yeah, of course. They nap, teething, whatever. I had to cancel a couple of spots on a nice, nice, uh, gentleman, uh.

• 31:59H. Foley?

  You say a baby's got a fever?

• 32:01Speaker 00

  Teething.

• 32:02H. Foley?

  Teething.

• 32:03Speaker 00

  He's fucked. Bedtime's a nightmare.

• 32:05H. Foley?

  Oh my god.

• 32:06Speaker 00

  I was running late to something. I went, buddy, my bad bedtime was a nightmare. He goes, don't even get me started.

• 32:10H. Foley?

  I wish I could still get away with that stuff.

• 32:13Speaker 00

  You lie, you don't even.

• 32:14H. Foley?

  I'm teething.

• 32:16H. Foley?

  A set of wisdoms coming in. Never had them pulled.

• 32:20Speaker 00

  Uh, yeah, that's really good. Um.

• 32:23H. Foley?

  What? That's pretty good.

• 32:25Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 32:25H. Foley?

  The baby's great.

• 32:26Speaker 00

  It's great. And very understandable. The thing is, uh.

• 32:31H. Foley?

  But I never, here's the thing. I never hold anybody accountable for that kind of stuff. Let's say, um, Super Bowl party's going on, okay? Family, friends, all that kind of stuff. Let's say I'm hosting it. Um, say you called me. Hey, listen, not gonna make it. All right. Yeah, I don't give a shit.

• 32:54Speaker 00

  Sure.

• 32:54H. Foley?

  But I find that when I do that. It's, I'm getting ridiculed, I'm getting, my balls broke, I'm getting, I'm getting trashed, you know, when, by, you know, other people. Especially against my brother and my one cousin.

• 33:08Speaker 00

  I get you.

• 33:08H. Foley?

  Ah, he didn't make it.

• 33:09Speaker 00

  You're not gonna like this. And I'm sorry, and you're gonna call me a dick, it is a...

• 33:14H. Foley?

  Wait, wait, can I call you dickhead first?

• 33:16Speaker 00

  Sure.

• 33:16H. Foley?

  Dickhead.

• 33:17Speaker 00

  It's a lot, it's a very recurring behavior to this point where it's like, at some, worst summer ever, all that kinda stuff, it was rela-, it's relatively expected that you're gonna try to get out of something. So now people are going like, ah, when you do it, if you did it once a year, totally understandable. Ah, it's whatever, shit happens, he's sick.

• 33:37H. Foley?

  I didn't even think about it though, oh yeah, that's right, uh, I don't know, Aunt Sheila's not here.

• 33:42Speaker 00

  Yeah, Aunt Sheila doesn't cancel every, every other event, man.

• 33:44H. Foley?

  She's at everything. She say anything about my Aunt Sheila, I love Aunt Sheila.

• 33:48Speaker 00

  Sure, that's all I'm saying, that's why the people around you go, ah, fucking, you get pushback because you flew too close to the sun.

• 33:55H. Foley?

  Speaking of which, could use those spinach balls again, you haven't made those in a long time, Aunt Sheila, if you're watching.

• 34:00Speaker 00

  She's everywhere.

• 34:01H. Foley?

  She does spinach balls.

• 34:02Speaker 00

  She doesn't miss an episode.

• 34:02H. Foley?

  Man, I used to crush these things when I was a kid. It's like little cheese and spinach, little balls, and she'd bake them in the oven, never knew what was in them.

• 34:12Speaker 00

  Sounds like spinach and cheese.

• 34:13H. Foley?

  Ah, fantastic.

• 34:14Speaker 00

  Sure.

• 34:16H. Foley?

  Little bit of, uh, put them in a little bit of, uh, dill dip, ooh, you got a stew going.

• 34:22Speaker 00

  Um...

• 34:22H. Foley?

  I'm with you on that.

• 34:23Speaker 00

  That's all I'm saying, I'm not, it's not, listen, I've, I cancel a bunch of stuff too, it's not, I'm just saying, I think that's why you get pushback from the ones closest to ya, who've been on the, the end of, you know, that's all.

• 34:36H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 34:37Speaker 00

  I don't, I won't know if I, guns down.

• 34:39H. Foley?

  Baby had a fever.

• 34:41H. Foley?

  I had, I had a good run with the cat for a little while.

• 34:45Speaker 00

  So you think.

• 34:46H. Foley?

  Yeah, you think.

• 34:47Speaker 00

  No one...

• 34:48H. Foley?

  The cat was sick.

• 34:51H. Foley?

  Tonsils.

• 34:54Speaker 02

  You get that maybe once a year. You used it for a whole summer.

• 34:59Speaker 00

  Cat sick, I started believing there wasn't even a cat at one point.

• 35:05H. Foley?

  The whole summer. Doctors don't know what it is.

• 35:09Speaker 00

  Flying in specialists. Cancelled their flight, you believe that? Uh, yeah.

• 35:18H. Foley?

  What do you got, what do you got there? What are the experts saying?

• 35:23Speaker 00

  Obviously, some of the standards, sickness, which, you know, I think at this point, people do respect. And also, here's another thing I wanted to talk about. We don't do shit. We don't plan stuff that people will cancel. So we, we're never-

• 35:38H. Foley?

  Just show up.

• 35:39Speaker 00

  What?

• 35:40H. Foley?

  Just show up.

• 35:40Speaker 00

  But we're never in a thing-

• 35:42H. Foley?

  We should do more stuff like that.

• 35:44Speaker 00

  We just tried, you just got out of dinner.

• 35:46H. Foley?

  Not dinner. I'm sick of dinners. Hanging at the house.

• 35:50Speaker 00

  Go over, lay on my couch.

• 35:52H. Foley?

  Play some card games or something like that.

• 35:54Speaker 00

  Okay, man.

• 35:55H. Foley?

  Monopoly.

• 35:55Speaker 02

  Do you want to do that for your birthday? We all play poker or something here?

• 35:59H. Foley?

  Huh?

• 36:00Speaker 02

  We play cards here.

• 36:01H. Foley?

  Ah, that'd be fun.

• 36:02Speaker 00

  Sure.

• 36:03H. Foley?

  I like that.

• 36:05Speaker 00

  Guys over here anytime.

• 36:06H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 36:06Speaker 02

  Fuck, the cat's gonna be sick.

• 36:08Speaker 00

  Did you cancel? I'm here, that's what you would do. I got balloons, you know.

• 36:18H. Foley?

  I got the cat in a little cast. Blew out his rotator cuff.

• 36:23Speaker 00

  Been captured by ISIS. You got a bag on your head? Ooh, I was close, I almost had to leave the house.

• 36:30H. Foley?

  I got the Maduro thing on.

• 36:33H. Foley?

  Can't be they got me. Jammed up.

• 36:38Speaker 00

  I'll see you, I'll see you in 120 to 200 years. Um-

• 36:43H. Foley?

  Nah, I don't want to be that guy anymore.

• 36:44Speaker 00

  What guy?

• 36:45H. Foley?

  And I've been trying not to. I haven't really cancelled a lot of stuff lately.

• 36:48Speaker 00

  Sure, I want to, I want to, I've never-

• 36:51H. Foley?

  I'm sorry, let me cut you off. This isn't just cancellations.

• 36:54Speaker 00

  What?

• 36:55H. Foley?

  I know you, I know you have some, some things there. This is about what to do when, when you don't want to go to begin with. When you haven't committed and you don't want to go.

• 37:05Speaker 00

  Well, yeah, so, uh, I mean that-

• 37:07H. Foley?

  I didn't even cut you off.

• 37:08Speaker 00

  Sure, no, it's okay. Um, but I-

• 37:10H. Foley?

  I'm sick.

• 37:13Speaker 00

  I worked a double and got a bad back.

• 37:17H. Foley?

  Kebby, let's talk about Quince.

• 37:19Speaker 00

  Quince.

• 37:20H. Foley?

  Let's share about Quince. Let's spread the word of Quince. Gang, talking about 100% linen pants and shirts that are breathable. Talking about easy to throw on and the summer upgrade your rotation needs, starting at just $34. Uncle Hank's losing a bit of weight.

• 37:36Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 37:36H. Foley?

  Slipping back into things.

• 37:37Speaker 00

  Looking good.

• 37:38H. Foley?

  Thinking about styling a little bit more. I go to Quince, I get all straightened out. Home run.

• 37:43Speaker 00

  Yeah, everything at Quince is priced 50 to 80% less than similar brands. Listen, I've used it, I use it. They were nice enough to send us a little promo code. I said, you know what? Let me get some eyes on this. I didn't really know much about them when they started and I said, buddy, I got a pair of their trousers. That's all I wear. You see me on stage, it's Quince. You see me running around doing podcasts, it's Quince. Quince! They got this pair of gray slack, not slack, gray like khaki, something hybrid, lightweight, good material, put together, rugged. I wear them all the time. About four or five of them joints out the friggin' door. I can't express enough, it's not just clothing. Quince has become a trusted favorite for everything from home to travel and everyday etcetera. I even got Quince sheets.

• 38:25Speaker 00

  Uh, make sure your summer wardrobe is easier. Go to quince.com/garbage for free shipping on your order. 365 day returns, very big. Now valuable in Canada as well. That's Quince, Q-U-I-N-C-E.com/garbage for free shipping, 365 day returns. Quince.com/garbage. Dead.

• 38:40H. Foley?

  Dead. Kebby, let's talk about Chime.

• 38:42Speaker 00

  Chime!

• 38:44H. Foley?

  As you know, baby, life comes at you pretty quick.

• 38:46Speaker 00

  You ain't lying, big man.

• 38:47H. Foley?

  Things start adding up.

• 38:48Speaker 00

  Uh huh.

• 38:48H. Foley?

  You know what I'm saying? I wish I could go back and tell my younger self, if you're gonna do a little banking, make sure you save your money, make sure you do it right, watch out for bank fees, all that kinda stuff. I'll tell you what I really wish. I could go back and say, hey, I wish I had Chime.

• 39:03Speaker 00

  I know. Listen, if you're out there, this is where Chime comes in. Chime is changing the way people bank. It's hard, listen, it's hard enough to keep a buck as it is. Then you got these big corporate banks coming after you.

• 39:16H. Foley?

  Overdraft fees.

• 39:17Speaker 00

  Overdraft fee, uh, monthly statement, that is, oh, five dollars for this, $10. They got their hand in your pocket.

• 39:23H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 39:23Speaker 00

  Not with Chime. Chime offers the most rewarding fee-free banking, all with no overdraft fees, no monthly fees, no minimum balances. You get 5% cash back on the Chime card in a category of your choice, like gas or groceries, all while building credit through regular, everyday spending. And if you're ever in a pinch, SpotMe lets you overdraft up to $200 fee-free. Look at that. I know, I need that, dog. Uh, right now, you can join the millions that are already banking fee-free with America's number-one choice for banking. Head to chime.com/garbage. That's chime.com/garbage. Sign up now, it only takes a few minutes.

• 39:58H. Foley?

  Do it.

• 39:59Speaker 03

  Chime is a fintech, not a bank. Banking services and Chime Card provided by Chime's bank partners. Qualifying direct deposits required. Terms and limits apply. Go to chime.com/disclosures for details.

• 40:11Speaker 00

  I think we don't understand, and this is, you know, we don't understand, uh... The only things we plan are for work and this. And when people cancel, it's like, it's obviously part of the thing with, you know, comic schedules and stuff, it happens, we've had to cancel stuff, all that, all that stuff happens. So it's like, there's no personal, but I think when you're planning a party, and people say they're coming, and then don't, we don't really know... I haven't planned anything social in a long time to know how that really feels, you know what I mean? So it's like, we think, "Ah, we're canceling, why can't you understand?" And people are like, not that they don't understand, but it's...

• 40:52H. Foley?

  They don't believe you.

• 40:53Speaker 00

  I think they believe you, but there is still an emotional investment on the person's side, who's, Luke just tried to do this, and everybody canceled on his party, remember?

• 41:01Speaker 02

  I canceled.

• 41:01Speaker 00

  They had to cancel the...

• 41:03Speaker 02

  Still pulled through, bud.

• 41:04H. Foley?

  I, no, you didn't.

• 41:05Speaker 02

  Yeah, we did.

• 41:06H. Foley?

  Yeah, he had to... We've talked about, this is crazy. All his fucking bozo friends cancel, I'm still in, he tells me not to come.

• 41:14Speaker 00

  (laughing) I don't feel like that's it.

• 41:19H. Foley?

  He tells me not to come, then still has the goddamn get-together with close friends.

• 41:24Speaker 00

  That's a little...

• 41:25H. Foley?

  I mean, isn't that crazy?

• 41:28H. Foley?

  Is that not crazy?

• 41:30Speaker 00

  You're, listen.

• 41:31H. Foley?

  It's funny, it's funny.

• 41:32Speaker 00

  You're not, you're not.

• 41:32H. Foley?

  When you get away from something, you get some perspective on it. You really screwed me there. I was at a very vulnerable point in my life, too. You know what I mean?

• 41:42Speaker 00

  I'm on your side here, a little bit.

• 41:44H. Foley?

  You said there was some, there was some new people there that I could have met, build my network.

• 41:49Speaker 00

  Your network is your net worth.

• 41:51H. Foley?

  What?

• 41:51Speaker 00

  Your net worth is your network.

• 41:53H. Foley?

  Well, I'm tanking that. I got a sick cat.

• 41:55Speaker 00

  I gotta start hanging out with other people than my sick cat and Tommy Cassidy. I don't know why Tommy caught a stray.

• 42:02H. Foley?

  He tends to.

• 42:04Speaker 00

  I'm on your side on that.

• 42:05H. Foley?

  I talked to Tommy, seeing a little guy this morning.

• 42:07Speaker 00

  I think, uh, I think, uh...

• 42:13H. Foley?

  That's fucked up. You little brat.

• 42:15Speaker 00

  To rescind the invitation.

• 42:17H. Foley?

  It's wild.

• 42:18Speaker 00

  And I can see if he wasn't having, I understand that the thing changed, right? He's going, alright, it's no longer the bigger thing, it's gonna be four or five people, but...

• 42:29Speaker 00

  I mean.

• 42:29H. Foley?

  Let me ask you this.

• 42:30Speaker 00

  To rescind the invitation.

• 42:31H. Foley?

  Let's, let, let's.

• 42:32Speaker 00

  It's crazy and I respect it.

• 42:33H. Foley?

  Let's take a step into chicken sandwiches.

• 42:36Speaker 00

  Uh-huh.

• 42:36H. Foley?

  Into the vault, into the total trust tree.

• 42:39Speaker 00

  For the new people who might not know chicken sandwiches, chicken sandwiches, it lives and dies here. Don't fucking bring it up in a meet and greet, don't be posting about it, this is chicken fucking sandwich.

• 42:47H. Foley?

  You can be honest.

• 42:48Speaker 00

  Of course.

• 42:49H. Foley?

  It's not gonna get backed to anybody.

• 42:51Speaker 00

  No.

• 42:51H. Foley?

  I'm not gonna hold any grudges or anything like that.

• 42:57H. Foley?

  What was the real?

• 42:57Speaker 00

  Hey, Kippy, pss.

• 42:58H. Foley?

  What was?

• 42:58Speaker 00

  I'm pissed.

• 43:00H. Foley?

  What was the real deal behind that? There, I know there was a conversation with your loved ones.

• 43:05Speaker 00

  It was...

• 43:06H. Foley?

  Be honest.

• 43:07Speaker 00

  Not enough guys were coming, so there wasn't... That's a good ratio of years, man, get my dick wet.

• 43:16Speaker 00

  You're telling me it was a bunch of broads, a bunch of rich, hot, young broads and I can't come hang out?

• 43:21H. Foley?

  Well, what am I, a fucking leper?

• 43:22Speaker 00

  What, you know, steal all the pussy, you jealous?

• 43:25H. Foley?

  I didn't have the boots yet, so you were safe.

• 43:30Speaker 02

  So we needed, there was one crucial glue guy that was not gonna be there, that really was like-

• 43:37H. Foley?

  I'm the glue guy!

• 43:39Speaker 02

  Yeah, you haven't met this other guy.

• 43:40H. Foley?

  I'm Gorilla Glue. What are you talking about? You put me in the middle of the table, I got everybody laughing, the couples. I'm there to help you!

• 43:47Speaker 00

  Tell them about your cat? That cat's real sick. I probably gotta get out of here.

• 43:53H. Foley?

  You don't have to serve dessert.

• 43:56Speaker 02

  I ran through about a thousand scenarios.

• 43:58Speaker 00

  How many people ended up going?

• 44:00Speaker 02

  It was two other guy friends, six girlfriends.

• 44:07Speaker 02

  Including me and my partner.

• 44:12H. Foley?

  I like these odds, eh, boys?

• 44:15Speaker 00

  I'll take those two little ladies on the left. You guys can fight over the right.

• 44:20H. Foley?

  You two ain't gay by any chance, are ya?

• 44:23Speaker 00

  If you are, that's fine, just keep your dick away from me.

• 44:27H. Foley?

  If so, I'm gonna be an ace by the end of this thing, huh? I'll be teaching the Top Gun next week. And it wasn't even like that. What are you talking about?

• 44:35Speaker 02

  I was protecting myself from being hurt, if I'm being honest.

• 44:38H. Foley?

  Be hurt from who?

• 44:39Speaker 02

  You.

• 44:39H. Foley?

  What?

• 44:40Speaker 02

  I start bragging-

• 44:43Speaker 00

  Girl falls in love with me, can't get her hands off me. And you gotta leave the show?

• 44:50H. Foley?

  What are you talking about? What, that I wasn't gonna show?

• 44:53Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 44:53H. Foley?

  Fuck you!

• 44:54Speaker 02

  I'm bragging to my friends, I got a star, a Netflix star coming to my party, all star power.

• 44:59H. Foley?

  Don't give me that shit.

• 45:00Speaker 02

  I've been hurt before.

• 45:01H. Foley?

  I know you trash me and all your friends and family, rightly so, I suck. Don't try to butter me up, or play to my affinity for celebrity. What did you say, though? Um...

• 45:15Speaker 00

  Do you think there's any truth to that, where he was-

• 45:17H. Foley?

  No.

• 45:17Speaker 00

  There's gotta be some, I would assume.

• 45:19H. Foley?

  Hey, what are you talking about?

• 45:20Speaker 00

  We know you cancel on everything.

• 45:22H. Foley?

  But he's known to trash me all the time.

• 45:25Speaker 00

  Sure.

• 45:25H. Foley?

  He doesn't respect me.

• 45:26Speaker 00

  The two things can be true.

• 45:28H. Foley?

  Huh?

• 45:29Speaker 00

  No, they can't. Not in my world, everything's a lie.

• 45:32H. Foley?

  My brain, ah!

• 45:36H. Foley?

  My mind!

• 45:41Speaker 00

  You short-circuit. Your boots blow off.

• 45:44H. Foley?

  It's not like anybody there's gonna give a shit.

• 45:46Speaker 00

  Dress like the fucking-

• 45:47H. Foley?

  You probably don't want me breaking your couch. Or pooping in there or something. We went over this.

• 45:52Speaker 00

  On the couch?

• 45:52H. Foley?

  Huh?

• 45:53Speaker 00

  What?

• 45:54Speaker 02

  You gotta go, you gotta go.

• 45:55Speaker 00

  Uh...

• 45:56Speaker 02

  Seating is all fragile and low.

• 45:58H. Foley?

  See, let's be honest. You didn't want me there.

• 46:02Speaker 02

  I wanted you there.

• 46:03H. Foley?

  Stop.

• 46:04Speaker 00

  He invited you.

• 46:04Speaker 02

  Yeah, one of the girls there is a big fan of your appearance and set it up.

• 46:09Speaker 02

  Which I've told you about before.

• 46:12Speaker 00

  That insulted you.

• 46:16Speaker 00

  You show up dressed as the delivery guy? What's up? They let me keep the vest and the hat. Sure, I put on a little bit of weight.

• 46:25H. Foley?

  I got Glenn Powell in a headlock with me. Hey!

• 46:30H. Foley?

  What are you talking about? Wasn't even like that.

• 46:33Speaker 00

  What?

• 46:33H. Foley?

  Some friends. Anyway. I didn't mean to go on that big sidebar about that, so that's covered ground. But you think, you know, you get away from it, we could have an honest conversation about it. I guess not.

• 46:45Speaker 00

  I guess you're gonna continue to lie to me.

• 46:47H. Foley?

  But I didn't know there was only two dudes and six broads.

• 46:50Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 46:50H. Foley?

  Not that that matters.

• 46:52Speaker 00

  But it don't hurt.

• 46:59H. Foley?

  I rent a Ferrari.

• 47:02Speaker 00

  You got the keys, you're swinging, you got driving gloves on.

• 47:07Speaker 00

  Yeah, it's double parked out front.

• 47:12H. Foley?

  This place is kinda lame. You girls wanna get at me?

• 47:16H. Foley?

  I gotta pick my cat up anyway. Whatever.

• 47:22H. Foley?

  So.

• 47:24H. Foley?

  Let's talk business.

• 47:25Speaker 00

  Sure. The standards, obviously. The sickness card, uh... Prior commitments.

• 47:32H. Foley?

  Ooh, what the...

• 47:33Speaker 00

  But then the prior commitment is what, hey, I totally forgot I got that? Like, the prior commitment is something to get out, like, to decline. Hey, I can't, it's my mom's birthday. I can't, it's my anniversary, whatever, you know? Um...

• 47:49Speaker 00

  Work, school obligations, mentioned having to work late and early morning. Hey, things just shifted around. I gotta be into work at 7 a.m. I can't make it.

• 47:57H. Foley?

  But some of those don't work in my fucked up family and friends.

• 48:01Speaker 02

  I use work a lot.

• 48:02H. Foley?

  So what? You gotta get up. Big deal. Just come for a couple hours and hang out. I never do that to anybody.

• 48:08Speaker 00

  Again, but you don't, no one's canceling on you. That's what I would say.

• 48:11H. Foley?

  But like, I like, if it was like my, if it was like a family party and someone was like, I can't, I gotta work early. Oh, come on. I never put the screws to anybody the way they put screws to me.

• 48:20Speaker 00

  I don't.

• 48:21H. Foley?

  I'm really the good guy.

• 48:25Speaker 00

  If everybody's fucking breaking my balls all the time, or he's being a dickhead to me, you believe that? Every guy I've ever met is a fucking jerk off to me.

• 48:32H. Foley?

  Oh, man.

• 48:34Speaker 00

  You're fucking.

• 48:35H. Foley?

  I've been hit with that more than fucking.

• 48:36Speaker 00

  What?

• 48:37H. Foley?

  Covid. Which I got a lot. Um, if everybody in your life says it's you, it's you.

• 48:44Speaker 00

  Oh, my mom used to hit me with that all the time.

• 48:46H. Foley?

  I get, I get that five times a week.

• 48:52H. Foley?

  Two and a half of that's from you.

• 48:53Speaker 00

  Rightfully so. I hit you with it yesterday.

• 48:55H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 48:56Speaker 00

  You're called, first of all, you called us all jerk offs.

• 49:00Speaker 00

  And alls I said was, do you think if the three guys in the room are all jerk offs, maybe it's, could be something you're put- I'm not even saying it's all your fault.

• 49:07H. Foley?

  Nah.

• 49:07Speaker 00

  Something you're putting into, you're putting into the fucking, you're putting into the stew, baby. Also, between the four of us, everybody adds their ingredients, you get a jerk off stew going, baby.

• 49:18H. Foley?

  It's true. I get why you don't, is you, did you really not invite me because you didn't want to talk me up and then not let me show up?

• 49:25Speaker 02

  There were a hundred factors into why, and it was honestly because everyone fell through and then the party really came together last minute. Like, the day before.

• 49:34H. Foley?

  It did came, it.

• 49:35Speaker 02

  It came together last minute.

• 49:37H. Foley?

  I knew he was lying.

• 49:39H. Foley?

  Anybody ask you about me?

• 49:40Speaker 02

  I assumed you had other social obligations.

• 49:43H. Foley?

  Well, sure.

• 49:43Speaker 02

  Friday night.

• 49:46H. Foley?

  I wanted to make it anyway.

• 49:48Speaker 00

  And multiple parties I had to attend.

• 49:51H. Foley?

  I was hanging out at a pet store that night.

• 49:54Speaker 00

  Yeah, my cat's sick.

• 49:57H. Foley?

  I was thinking about getting a bait of fish.

• 50:02Speaker 00

  The jerk off of fish. Even your, even your fish is a dickhead. Fucking bothering other fish? That's what that, that is, you're a fucking, you're a bait of fish.

• 50:12H. Foley?

  Hey, you can't put him in a tank with other fish, it'll annoy the shit out of him. I thought they eat each other. Hey, that one just fucking chews their ear off.

• 50:19Speaker 00

  He has a lot of stupid fucking questions that he knows the answer to. He can't, don't invite that fish to a party. You're gonna count on him, he's not gonna show up.

• 50:28H. Foley?

  He owes the parakeets a lot of money.

• 50:32Speaker 00

  Oh, that's very funny, very funny. Um.

• 50:37Speaker 00

  I had to do this, you know, a little inside baseball. I got offered, uh.

• 50:43Speaker 00

  A spot on a show. Right? And I said yes. And then, uh, this was whatever, I guess, two weeks, whatever, two weeks ago, I guess, the blizzard. Like when the snow was hitting and I was getting out of Dodge. So I was.

• 50:57H. Foley?

  I just realized I have two spots on Wednesday.

• 50:59Speaker 00

  I went, uh, hey, I can't. Hey, man. Things changed, I can't make it.

• 51:05H. Foley?

  Well, hold on a second.

• 51:06Speaker 00

  It was supposed to be for that Saturday night.

• 51:09H. Foley?

  Right.

• 51:10Speaker 00

  Right.

• 51:10H. Foley?

  Which the blizzard didn't happen until Sunday.

• 51:12Speaker 00

  I know, but that was still up in the air, it was supposed to be Sa- it's supposed to be hitting Saturday night.

• 51:16H. Foley?

  Baby, talking to me.

• 51:17Speaker 00

  No, yeah, I mean.

• 51:18H. Foley?

  I would have been out on Wednesday.

• 51:19Speaker 00

  This is on.

• 51:20H. Foley?

  I gotta get to the grocery store.

• 51:21Speaker 00

  One, I was leaving town. Two, even if it was in the city, I probably would have been like, hey, man. Everybody was canceling shows that Saturday. Like most, a lot of clubs are going like, hey, we're, you know, whatever, this is canceled, this is canceled. Um, and, uh. And I got in the spot very early on, or like, not early on, like. Let's say I got it Tuesday or Wednesday.

• 51:43H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 51:43Speaker 00

  The spot. This is now like. Friday.

• 51:47H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 51:48Speaker 00

  I'm like, hey, man.

• 51:49H. Foley?

  That's practically day of.

• 51:51Speaker 00

  What? Day you're getting it or day you show?

• 51:54H. Foley?

  Day you get.

• 51:55Speaker 00

  Yeah, I mean.

• 51:56H. Foley?

  You just hit me with this.

• 51:57Speaker 00

  I'm out.

• 51:58H. Foley?

  Four days ago.

• 51:59Speaker 00

  I, one, I was, they, they didn't like advertise anything. So like, I'm not even like really pot committed at this point.

• 52:05H. Foley?

  You think that that makes you committed when they, when they, when they throw you up on the flyer?

• 52:08Speaker 00

  If I share it, yeah.

• 52:12Speaker 00

  Sure.

• 52:12H. Foley?

  Ain't gonna let anybody down.

• 52:14Speaker 00

  No, well, it's just... Well, I mean, that has happened specifically to you. I've gotten some blowback. The only reason we went to this fucking show is because you and Foley were on it.

• 52:24H. Foley?

  I was sick!

• 52:25Speaker 00

  Subjects... lineup subject to change, based on the big man's cat.

• 52:31H. Foley?

  And other factors.

• 52:35Speaker 00

  Uh... So I was just like, "Hey, man, with the storm, things have changed. I'm not gonna make it, but would love, you know..." The... Why, he hit me up on Tuesday, was like, "Hey, man, we'd love to have ya. Can you do this Saturday?" I said, "I'm in." Always looking to do spots.

• 52:49H. Foley?

  Of course.

• 52:50Speaker 00

  And I canceled. I go, "But I'm available next weekend." Door closed.

• 52:54H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 52:55Speaker 00

  At that opportunity, came and went for spots at that location, which I get, it happened.

• 53:00H. Foley?

  Oh, I think I know what you're talking about. On the west side of town?

• 53:06Speaker 00

  I guess.

• 53:07H. Foley?

  Downtown?

• 53:09H. Foley?

  Eastside? Harlem?

• 53:14H. Foley?

  I'm out everywhere.

• 53:17H. Foley?

  Little place in Soho.

• 53:21Speaker 00

  Fucking Staten Island.

• 53:24H. Foley?

  Yeah, I know the joint.

• 53:25Speaker 00

  That's very funny. Um... So, yeah, that was... I, uh...

• 53:35Speaker 00

  I just, you know, there's... There's also, uh, one of your... When it comes to canceling plans with, uh, this is relatively business plans a little bit, spots and stuff.

• 53:45H. Foley?

  Of course. Now, I understand, like, let's say, uh, you have dinner plans with another couple.

• 53:52Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 53:53H. Foley?

  Which, that's only ever happened once in my life, and it was with you.

• 53:58Speaker 00

  With me?

• 53:59H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 53:59Speaker 00

  What, we had dinner planned? Well, we had... The four of us went out.

• 54:02H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 54:02Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm. And you left midway through to go do a spot? That's crazy. I forgot about that.

• 54:07H. Foley?

  I did?

• 54:07Speaker 00

  Yes. 100%.

• 54:09H. Foley?

  Were you there?

• 54:10Speaker 02

  We talked about it.

• 54:11Speaker 00

  You left me, your wife, and my wife.

• 54:14Speaker 02

  At Nobu, right?

• 54:15Speaker 00

  At Nobu. I pick up the fucking check, dude. You really disappeared. You disappeared with the fucking...

• 54:21H. Foley?

  Fuck going to the bathroom.

• 54:24Speaker 00

  I got a spot.

• 54:25H. Foley?

  You're not even a comedian.

• 54:28H. Foley?

  I got a shift downtown.

• 54:30Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 54:31H. Foley?

  Did I?

• 54:31Speaker 00

  Crazy.

• 54:32H. Foley?

  Huh. See, I don't even remember that.

• 54:35Speaker 00

  Cause you're, yeah.

• 54:36H. Foley?

  Man.

• 54:37Speaker 00

  You stink. I remember going, don't take any spots. And then you do the thing where I think you took it, you didn't want to tell me. And then like, an hour before you're like, I picked up a, a 10 o'clock or whatever.

• 54:48H. Foley?

  Was it the cellar?

• 54:49Speaker 00

  No.

• 54:52H. Foley?

  I really don't enjoy your company, do I?

• 54:55Speaker 00

  A fucking bar show in the lower east side.

• 54:58H. Foley?

  Don't give her too many shrimp, she's allergic.

• 55:00Speaker 00

  They're a karma lounge. Yeah. You don't remember leaving?

• 55:05H. Foley?

  No.

• 55:05Speaker 00

  You left and came back.

• 55:07H. Foley?

  Huh.

• 55:12H. Foley?

  Couldn't have been drug-seeking behavior? Nah, I had a spot.

• 55:16Speaker 00

  No, you went, yeah, you went, you had a spot at 4th Street, I think.

• 55:19H. Foley?

  Huh.

• 55:19Speaker 00

  Um, anywho, but yeah.

• 55:21H. Foley?

  Back in five minutes.

• 55:22Speaker 00

  Hey, I wonder why we didn't have another one?

• 55:25H. Foley?

  Quick spot, huh?

• 55:27Speaker 00

  I only did one couples date and, uh, I left midway through and left, uh, left the other guy there to, to, to talk to the two women.

• 55:33H. Foley?

  But some-

• 55:34Speaker 00

  And pick up the check.

• 55:35H. Foley?

  Something like that.

• 55:36Speaker 00

  No wonder why-

• 55:37H. Foley?

  Trying to set you up.

• 55:37Speaker 00

  No wonder why I didn't fucking, hey, let's do that again. I got in the car going-

• 55:41H. Foley?

  Trying to set you up for a menage a trois. That's how you thank me? Dickhead.

• 55:46Speaker 00

  I get in the car, look at my wife, I go, she was nice, him, not so much. I don't think I'm gonna do that again.

• 55:52H. Foley?

  Um, I understand if like, say if you, if you have plans like another, like, like, if you're real people and you have plans with like another couple. You know what I mean? Like, that's fucked up. You know?

• 56:03Speaker 00

  I think when it gets closer.

• 56:05H. Foley?

  Yeah. They get, if they get a sitter, if they get dressed up, I wouldn't do something. Three days.

• 56:11Speaker 00

  I think three days out, you can get out of anything socially, to me. Like, with no, whatever. Hey, if my wife has to go, hey, and I always tell her, I go, if, whatever, just not, I go, just fucking, I'll be the fucking bad guy in every situation. I don't care. Tell her I fucking, tell them I hit you, tell them I fucking left, I ran away, I don't fucking care what you, I don't care. I tell them I, I gotta work, I picked up a spot, I gotta, I'm on tour, I've had something. I don't care. Uh, but three days out, I feel socially. I mean, while that person might be upset of, ah, I was really looking forward to it and.

• 56:42H. Foley?

  Sometimes they get really upset.

• 56:43Speaker 00

  I get, I mean, yeah, you know, it's, uh.

• 56:46Speaker 02

  Seventy-two hours gives you plenty of time to pivot, though.

• 56:49Speaker 00

  Yes, it's like, well, we did have a sitter lined up, so maybe, well, let's see if, uh, Foley and whoever want to go, or so you can, you can find it back. I can't, I got a whole thing going on with the cat. You find, you can find another couple or go, you know, you can pivot. I, I think seventy-two hours is, is, nobody should be, hold a grudge of any kind.

• 57:09H. Foley?

  Well, I'm glad you brought this up. Now, back in my day, when I was banging, those babysitters, they were coming no matter what. I don't ever remember a time in the eighties and a little bit of the nineties, where the babysitter fell through, or somebody else had to come, nothing. But these babysitters today.

• 57:33Speaker 00

  Sure.

• 57:34H. Foley?

  They're always the ba, like, and like, I remember my cousins acting like they were trying to find a brain surgeon. I'm like, get some fucking high school kid.

• 57:44Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 57:44H. Foley?

  To sit and wa, the, the kids are eleven and nine, or whatever they were.

• 57:48Speaker 00

  I mean, that's a little fucking different, I think. Uh, yeah, I, listen, I know.

• 57:52H. Foley?

  You know what I'm saying? These babysitters, they, they, they, they flake out on you.

• 57:56Speaker 00

  They do. I think they're tough within the few times we've had to.

• 58:00H. Foley?

  What are you dropping on a babysitter too, by the way? Hundred?

• 58:03Speaker 00

  Uh.

• 58:04H. Foley?

  Let's say you're going to dinner.

• 58:06Speaker 00

  Okay. I think the going, I would say the going rate in New York's probably thirty bucks an hour.

• 58:12H. Foley?

  You're talking cash, right?

• 58:13Speaker 00

  Cash. Venmo?

• 58:15H. Foley?

  Venmo. So let's say three hours, that's ninety, a little grease.

• 58:21Speaker 00

  Uh, yeah, I don't.

• 58:22H. Foley?

  You're doing a hundred, I hope.

• 58:24Speaker 00

  The one time we did it, when we did, when we did the Met show in Philly, we, we brought somebody. I was like, I, I don't know what that night's gonna look like.

• 58:31H. Foley?

  That's a little different.

• 58:32Speaker 00

  So I paid them, I gave them a flat rate. I was like, hey, I, you know, it's gonna be at least thi, it's gonna be no more than this.

• 58:38H. Foley?

  Two hundred?

• 58:39Speaker 00

  I think two or three hundred I gave them. Well, that was also a big commute. There was a snowstorm. It was, that was, that was a night.

• 58:45H. Foley?

  Shit, though. You fed her.

• 58:47Speaker 00

  Yeah, that was a night-long obligation and travel and stuff like that. Um.

• 58:53Speaker 00

  But we have someone that helps out in, uh, which is why we had to change the plans today. We have someone that helps out in New York.

• 58:58H. Foley?

  Yeah, that's why I thought of it.

• 58:59Speaker 00

  Yeah, um.

• 59:02Speaker 00

  She gets thirty an hour, but she's a little, I've, Google what the going rate in New York is. I think she's a little-

• 59:09H. Foley?

  I'm talking like a high school kid. Give her a hundred fifty bucks on a Friday night.

• 59:12Speaker 00

  But I don't think you want, like, I don't, I mean, we have a seven-month-old. It's like, high school kids don't have a lot of, unless they have a lot of experience with a seven-month-old. A high school kid can watch a six, five, six-year-old. I, I'm learning that.

• 59:23H. Foley?

  Throw in a pizza, watch a movie.

• 59:25Speaker 00

  Yeah, it's like, but if you have a, you know, a teething baby, a seventeen-year-old might not know how to, might not have the experience with all that.

• 59:32H. Foley?

  We did that all the time. Whenever like one of our, like girlfriends were babysitting in high school, we always ended up over there.

• 59:39Speaker 00

  Yeah, that, that's all change. Nanny cams, fucking GPA, every, all that fucking-

• 59:45H. Foley?

  We'd be in there rooting through the fridge, hanging out.

• 59:48Speaker 00

  No shit.

• 59:48H. Foley?

  Then they come home and they chase us through the yards.

• 59:51Speaker 00

  I mean, I remember, we had babysitters bring, dude, I told you, that guy threw me down the stairs. Fucking rat fuck. Try that now, huh?

• 1:00:00H. Foley?

  It was my king-size baby.

• 1:00:01Speaker 00

  I was, I was the king of getting a run of my mouth one second too far. Whoever, my, whoever I was with would typically be running their mouth. Danny, Danny was running his mouth. And I went like, "Yeah, pussy," or whatever.

• 1:00:17Speaker 00

  I would always get hit, I was like, I was tagging it, you know what I mean? I was always tagging the punchline and get fucking suckered. Pussy. Um, man.

• 1:00:28H. Foley?

  I had the idea you'd fall down the stairs.

• 1:00:30Speaker 00

  I was young, too. I was real young. I was really young.

• 1:00:34H. Foley?

  Probably did a number on the drywall, huh?

• 1:00:36Speaker 00

  I was probably like six years, and I'm, I come from such a fucked up family that wasn't that crazy.

• 1:00:42H. Foley?

  No.

• 1:00:42Speaker 00

  Like, I got up, I'm like, "Fuck's your problem?" You know what I mean? I'm like, "Now we gotta, now, now we gotta fight on our hands." Cracked my neck.

• 1:00:51H. Foley?

  Put that pizza in the microwave, right?

• 1:00:53Speaker 00

  Uh-huh, it was one of those things where I'm like, I, my, I remember being like, I don't even think mom needs to know about this. Like, you know, let's just, it's just gonna be a bigger headache for everybody. Let's sweep this under the rug, keep it moving. Everybody makes mistakes. Everybody beats children.

• 1:01:06H. Foley?

  You go up and shake hands with the guy, listen, everybody said some things they didn't mean.

• 1:01:09Speaker 00

  I didn't think you had the balls to do it. I respect you.

• 1:01:14Speaker 00

  Yeah, you're a fucking real one dude, you know that? You're willing to push a six-year-old down the stairs.

• 1:01:18H. Foley?

  There's so many people that I've gotten into like fights with. Where, and even got my ass beat. Where we were like better friends after. It's crazy.

• 1:01:29Speaker 00

  I always respect the, especially like in high school, the kids fight and then like a handshake afterwards. You see that in the street or something? Not, listen, fight, you shouldn't be fighting, it's fucking stupid.

• 1:01:37H. Foley?

  Yeah, not now.

• 1:01:38Speaker 00

  But, uh, I always, I understand that. It's like, you know, I think that's two people who are going, I'm, I wanna...

• 1:01:48Speaker 00

  This is how I wanna do this, I wanna get this out and... They're both agreeing to do it, it kinda seems, and they go, okay. We did that and...

• 1:01:56H. Foley?

  I've told this before, Brian Tomer fucking beat my ass, street hockey game. Cause I checked some smaller kid into the fence. Beat the fuck out of me.

• 1:02:05Speaker 00

  Good. Lesson, lesson learned.

• 1:02:08H. Foley?

  Gave him a nice handshake, we worked together.

• 1:02:10Speaker 00

  Thanks for kicking my... Your lips all... Lips all fat. Thank you, Cher. He was like, get the fuck away from me, you're getting blood on my skates.

• 1:02:18H. Foley?

  I already had that coming, didn't I?

• 1:02:21Speaker 00

  That was close, I'm with you there. All fucked up. Yeah, like, I caught that one in draw.

• 1:02:29Speaker 00

  You're on the stretcher, giving the thumbs up.

• 1:02:35H. Foley?

  Don't let me see you right here again.

• 1:02:39Speaker 00

  Talking to the paramedic. You should see the other guy, he's getting his dick sucked.

• 1:02:47H. Foley?

  Got ice on his knuckles.

• 1:02:52Speaker 00

  His two tough guys figured it out, too unfortunate.

• 1:02:56H. Foley?

  I'll be hearing from him anymore, huh? Over here?

• 1:03:07Speaker 00

  Alright, let's run through a couple of these real quick.

• 1:03:09Speaker 02

  Average rate for a babysitter is like 20 to 27 an hour.

• 1:03:12Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:03:13Speaker 02

  Experienced sitter is like 30 to 40 an hour.

• 1:03:15H. Foley?

  You gotta juice that, they don't cancel on you. Preferred...

• 1:03:18Speaker 00

  She doesn't, no, she hasn't canceled.

• 1:03:22Speaker 00

  Things, the timeline just shifted a bit. But, uh...

• 1:03:25H. Foley?

  Even that. I can't question that.

• 1:03:28Speaker 00

  Can't question what?

• 1:03:29H. Foley?

  Like, when you got a kid, you can just say that to anybody.

• 1:03:32Speaker 00

  You wanna know something that was a bit of a lie?

• 1:03:34H. Foley?

  Thank you.

• 1:03:37Speaker 00

  It wasn't.

• 1:03:38H. Foley?

  I would say that all the ti- eh, listen to timeline shit, then I apologize. I say that.

• 1:03:43Speaker 00

  Yeah, because first of all, you don't speak as the timeline shifted.

• 1:03:46H. Foley?

  No.

• 1:03:47Speaker 00

  So I know you're lying, according to my calculations. My cat's sick.

• 1:03:53Speaker 00

  Um.

• 1:03:53H. Foley?

  But even that, I wouldn't, I wouldn't be like, what do you mean?

• 1:03:55Speaker 00

  Well, what happened today was.

• 1:03:57H. Foley?

  With a baby and like your family?

• 1:03:58Speaker 00

  We were supposed to record, and I, and I, and I do appreciate everybody on the team, kind of, you know, being flexible with, uh.

• 1:04:05H. Foley?

  I tried to throw you under the bus with that.

• 1:04:07Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:04:09H. Foley?

  You don't even know.

• 1:04:10Speaker 02

  I know.

• 1:04:10Speaker 00

  Tried to throw me under the bus?

• 1:04:11Speaker 02

  No, me.

• 1:04:12Speaker 00

  Uh, Luke has planned, or Luke wanted to do later.

• 1:04:14H. Foley?

  Luke preferred.

• 1:04:15Speaker 00

  I know.

• 1:04:16Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:04:17Speaker 00

  Oh, oh, I caught, I picked up on your cunty tone, trust me. I just, nobody doesn't read anything you say, not as a dickhead.

• 1:04:23H. Foley?

  I don't know how to say anything.

• 1:04:24Speaker 00

  And I, I did, I did, I know, it's crazy.

• 1:04:26Speaker 02

  It's wild, your tone and text.

• 1:04:28Speaker 00

  Your tone and everything.

• 1:04:29H. Foley?

  I don't get it, I'm not even trying to be like that.

• 1:04:31Speaker 02

  I know you're not.

• 1:04:32Speaker 00

  You're just so naturally like that.

• 1:04:34H. Foley?

  What? Charming?

• 1:04:36Speaker 00

  The hottest guy? Um.

• 1:04:42Speaker 00

  Yeah, you're a speci- yeah, you're a specific guy.

• 1:04:43H. Foley?

  I wasn't even trying to do that, I, I, I.

• 1:04:45Speaker 02

  Even you asking for smoothies, I was like, I know he's just trying to have fun, I was like, fuck this guy though.

• 1:04:51H. Foley?

  No, that wasn't, I, I wanted a response from you guys.

• 1:04:54Speaker 02

  I know, and that's why I did not give you one.

• 1:04:56H. Foley?

  I wasn't getting a response.

• 1:04:57Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:04:58Speaker 00

  I was driving.

• 1:04:59H. Foley?

  I don't give a shit what you were doing.

• 1:05:01Speaker 00

  Pull the fuck up. Fucking text me back. Um, no, I, I fucked, it's kind of funny, this is unfolding in real time, I fucked up because I didn't, we were coming in later, and I didn't tell Nadine.

• 1:05:18H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:05:19Speaker 00

  Right? So then we weren't, we weren't gonna come in till 1:00 or whatever, and the babysitter, I didn't tell Nadine, so Nadine didn't know until this morning. So she's like, I can't, uh, or it was last night or something. She couldn't tell the baby, she couldn't, she felt bad going to the babysitter saying,

• 1:05:41H. Foley?

  Hey, can you carry?

• 1:05:42Speaker 00

  Hey, we gotta move your schedule around night of, which I get and respect. But, uh, so I, that was me dropping the ball and then I lied and said, hey, it shifted around. When it didn't shift or I didn't shift around, I just didn't plan.

• 1:05:58H. Foley?

  Shouldn't have told us, you had us.

• 1:06:00Speaker 00

  I know I had you. That's the fun of it. Hey, you catch a fish, you set him free, you know what I mean?

• 1:06:04H. Foley?

  Catch and release.

• 1:06:06Speaker 00

  Uh, all right. So real quick tips for declining, be prompt, inform the host as soon as possible. You know, you cannot make it to a lot of them adjust plans. 72 hours, I think. Even day of, uh, keep it short, don't over explain, as detailed lies often sound suspicious. That's too much, too much.

• 1:06:23H. Foley?

  I fall into that.

• 1:06:24Speaker 00

  You do.

• 1:06:25H. Foley?

  Sometimes I think I'm, I'm, I'm mind fucking where they'll never believe that I'm going this deep into it.

• 1:06:32Speaker 00

  Yeah, stop. You, what you did perfectly earlier in the lie of, I'm on the T neck, it's jammed. Or whatever it was, the tachonic.

• 1:06:41H. Foley?

  Thank you.

• 1:06:41Speaker 00

  That was.

• 1:06:42H. Foley?

  Some of my best work.

• 1:06:43Speaker 00

  That was not that much.

• 1:06:44H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:45Speaker 00

  Little spill, hey, I'm jammed up on the G W B, I'm the, the tunnel's gridlocked. Leave that, even the tunnel, don't say the house, the tunnel's gridlocked.

• 1:06:54H. Foley?

  You know it works when you get back, yeah, the whole city's jammed up.

• 1:06:57Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:06:57H. Foley?

  Yes, it is.

• 1:06:58Speaker 00

  Fucking.

• 1:06:59H. Foley?

  From what I've heard.

• 1:06:59Speaker 00

  Yeah, whatever. Yeah, just, yeah, blame something, the weather, the snow, ah, the snow's got me.

• 1:07:04H. Foley?

  Although I, I might've told you this, one time that worked so well. Where I was, this was 20 years ago, I was crashed out.

• 1:07:13Speaker 00

  Last week.

• 1:07:13H. Foley?

  I was crashed out and I didn't want to go to work. It was the winter. I called my boss and I was like, man, I'm so sick.

• 1:07:24H. Foley?

  I hung up with him. I called him back, acting like he was my dad, thinking that I had called my dad.

• 1:07:31Speaker 00

  Yeah, you said, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:33H. Foley?

  Hook, line and sucker.

• 1:07:37Speaker 00

  Um.

• 1:07:38H. Foley?

  I've always wanted to tell you. Got fired like a week later.

• 1:07:42Speaker 00

  Unrelated. Call me stealing.

• 1:07:46Speaker 00

  Uh, alright, let's see. Use text or email sending a message is often easier than a phone call allowing to control the tone.

• 1:07:53H. Foley?

  Yes, but sometimes people will hit me with, "You cancel over text, you don't call." I'll get some bullshit like that.

• 1:08:01Speaker 00

  Depends who the person is. If it's my mom, you gotta call your mom, your brother, your sister, and that's who they are.

• 1:08:06Speaker 02

  Send her a letter.

• 1:08:08Speaker 00

  Um, yeah, you gotta like, "Hey, I'll also do a thing." You know, because I live far away from, you know, we live an hour and a half or New York, two hours, New York to Philly from our families. So there's a lot of like, "Hey Kevin, can you make it next Friday?" Whatever, we're doing this. And I go, "I know I probably can't." And I go, "I don't know, let me see." I gotta see, there's a few things, you know, work gotta shake out and then-

• 1:08:35H. Foley?

  Timeline.

• 1:08:36Speaker 00

  Timeline shifted and then midway through the next week, you go, "I can't, it's just not gonna work out." That's what I liked to do.

• 1:08:42H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:43Speaker 00

  When I, when I, when I, you know, but, uh-

• 1:08:46H. Foley?

  I canceled my birthday dinner one time.

• 1:08:48Speaker 00

  You just did it for us, we had it planned.

• 1:08:50H. Foley?

  No, this was serious.

• 1:08:51Speaker 00

  Serious as well.

• 1:08:52H. Foley?

  No, this was bad. Well, I didn't, you wait-

• 1:08:55Speaker 00

  Well, this ain't great.

• 1:08:56H. Foley?

  Was that real that you guys were really planning that?

• 1:08:58Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:08:59H. Foley?

  Oh, I didn't know that. We'll have to have a longer discussion about it. I didn't know, I didn't-

• 1:09:03Speaker 00

  I'm gonna have to come up with a more in-depth lie to get out of it.

• 1:09:05H. Foley?

  I thought you were joking around. So we'll talk, what is, what is the plan?

• 1:09:10Speaker 02

  It was to go to dinner, but if you wanna-

• 1:09:12H. Foley?

  The day of my birthday?

• 1:09:13Speaker 02

  Yeah, but if you wanna go to, if you wanna play cards or something here, we can- You're the birthday boy, baby.

• 1:09:21H. Foley?

  You just give me 50 bucks.

• 1:09:23Speaker 00

  Now, alright, 25.

• 1:09:25H. Foley?

  No, my sister-in-law made dinner, made meatballs, which her meatballs, as you know. This was years ago. Talk about getting off on the wrong foot.

• 1:09:33Speaker 00

  Sure.

• 1:09:34H. Foley?

  Yeah, she made dinner and I canceled.

• 1:09:37H. Foley?

  Poo. P- it is.

• 1:09:39Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm. You've been canceled for a long time, haven't you, big dog?

• 1:09:43H. Foley?

  Man. Had to give a lot of AYG merch to fucking-

• 1:09:47Speaker 00

  Oh, I'm well aware. Coming out of my ass. Uh, alright, we gotta wrap it up though, gang.

• 1:09:52H. Foley?

  Gang? Good luck canceling your plans tonight. We love you, we'll see you next weekend.

• 1:09:57Speaker 00

  Peace.