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• 0:54Peyton Hardin?

  Hey everybody, welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast, episode 153. Round of applause, please.

• 1:05Peyton Hardin?

  I love it, I love it, I love it. Hey everybody, welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast. If you're new here, if you haven't already, click below, you subscribe, but isn't pressed you wrong. If you're even more below that, you see the comment section is fulfilled with your name. Guess what? Even more wrong. Go ahead and fill that out. Get your good karma. Ye, ye, ye, ye, ye. That's it, that's it. Hey everybody, welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast. Thank you everybody for coming back and thank you for all the birthday wishes last week. And a lot of y'all fulfilled my birthday gift by joining the Koala Club. It is going crazy over there in the Koala Club. Remember we have three tiers. $5 tier, $10 tier, $15 tier. And that $15 tiers where you can watch this exact episode and the episodes before completely

• 1:50Peyton Hardin?

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• 2:29Peyton Hardin?

  We got GoHosCam back in the studio.

• 2:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, look at that mic.

• 2:40Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, yup, yup, yup. Your son and your son's friends are gonna watch that.

• 2:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, I gotta start thinking that now with the things I do. Let's talk about your body.

• 2:49Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I got on a crop top, everybody, hide me.

• 2:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Let's get into it. Get that crop top, uh, get that crop top, uh, give them 360, uh, make them shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, spin, spin, spin, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, oh, oh, whoa, whoa, wait, oh, whoa, whoa, wait, hey, hey, hey.

• 3:05Peyton Hardin?

  Hey, my god. What's there?

• 3:08Cameron Kennedy?

  You could, if you, okay, say, say this fails, right?

• 3:11Peyton Hardin?

  God forbid.

• 3:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Say our kingdom, it burns to the ground.

• 3:14Peyton Hardin?

  Probably Pierce's fault.

• 3:14Cameron Kennedy?

  You would immediately have a, it probably would be on Pierce's hands. You would have two jobs lined up instantly.

• 3:20Peyton Hardin?

  Name the first one.

• 3:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Second one.

• 3:23Peyton Hardin?

  Mute it.

• 3:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Well, OF, whatever you wanna say, that's your first, second one, you'd be hired for bachelorette trips.

• 3:29Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, I think I would.

• 3:30Cameron Kennedy?

  You'd be the guy that would be like...

• 3:33Cameron Kennedy?

  She's like, "No, I'm fine." You're like, that would be, that'd be your part-time gig.

• 3:37Peyton Hardin?

  Have you seen me with baby oil?

• 3:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Make people uncomf- What did you just say?

• 3:40Peyton Hardin?

  You seen me with baby oil? You ever seen me lathered?

• 3:43Cameron Kennedy?

  I have never seen you with baby oil or Vaseline on your body.

• 3:46Peyton Hardin?

  You ever seen, you ever been to Krispy Kreme? And you looked at that conveyor belt?

• 3:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Brush off the belt.

• 3:51Peyton Hardin?

  Goddamn, I'm a little warm.

• 3:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, a little warm donut, just glazed up?

• 3:55Peyton Hardin?

  I'm like a glazed donut that's been dropped-

• 3:56Cameron Kennedy?

  I've seen you with glaze.

• 3:57Peyton Hardin?

  I'm like a glazed donut that's been dropped on the floor, a little bit, cuz there's a little hair.

• 4:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Hair and some dust and a couple of tags. Yeah, that's you. That's you.

• 4:05Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not gonna lie.

• 4:06Cameron Kennedy?

  That's you.

• 4:06Peyton Hardin?

  One of the things I love to do with CJ is go in his room while he's working and doing something important, like, like we pay him to do, and I just moon him.

• 4:15Cameron Kennedy?

  No, the other day on his bed?

• 4:17Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yeah.

• 4:18Cameron Kennedy?

  On his bed?

• 4:18Peyton Hardin?

  But I walked in there the other day, and he was like editing, and I just, I mooned him, and I said, "Turn to your left." He looked, he goes, "There's toilet paper there, dog."

• 4:26Cameron Kennedy?

  No way. No way. No way. You are a barbarian. Toile- I don't even wanna touch your hand. Toilet paper in your-

• 4:35Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 4:35Cameron Kennedy?

  How do you not feel that?

• 4:36Peyton Hardin?

  I was-

• 4:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Is your, that used to contact where you can't even feel TP?

• 4:42Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it's like a little winter forest back there. It keep you warm.

• 4:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Dog, we are, we are family with Manscaped at this point.

• 4:49Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 4:49Cameron Kennedy?

  And you have a, a full-blown forest.

• 4:52Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 4:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Use your Manscaped.

• 4:55Peyton Hardin?

  You, you shave your butt?

• 4:57Cameron Kennedy?

  I have before.

• 4:58Peyton Hardin?

  I forgot, you and Liv get it.

• 5:00Cameron Kennedy?

  No, oh no. Oh no, no, no. Pretty bland, pretty, pretty.

• 5:04Peyton Hardin?

  Pretty vanilla?

• 5:06Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm just kidding, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. He's mad, cuz now you gotta work. Here we go! So, I, you can ask me real quick, how was your week, buddy? You, my week was alright, it was decent, whatever, regular week. Lot, lot of sleep, still out there in the, in the netherverse.

• 5:22Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 5:23Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't get that.

• 5:23Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it's okay. You have no peace.

• 5:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, your week.

• 5:26Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 5:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Can we talk about that? I'm gonna start this episode off. Last week was your birthday.

• 5:31Peyton Hardin?

  Happy birthday to me.

• 5:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Happy, happy one-week-old birthday to you.

• 5:34Peyton Hardin?

  Another year closer to the grave, am I right?

• 5:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Twenty-six years of age.

• 5:37Peyton Hardin?

  Till I see the kingdom.

• 5:38Cameron Kennedy?

  His first episode as a twenty-six-year-old man, he comes in with his hanging out, and his lower back just readily available.

• 5:44Peyton Hardin?

  Yes or no, cuz you have seen my crack a couple times since we started recording.

• 5:48Cameron Kennedy?

  I've seen more than.

• 5:48Peyton Hardin?

  It's nine in the morning, right?

• 5:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 5:50Peyton Hardin?

  And so my shirt rides up a little bit. You saw the cheek from the front.

• 5:53Cameron Kennedy?

  I saw it. I saw those, from the front is wicked.

• 5:56Peyton Hardin?

  I'm thick.

• 5:56Cameron Kennedy?

  The fact that I can see your ass from the front is, you have jobs, you have job security.

• 6:00Peyton Hardin?

  I'm like oatmeal and peanut butter, I'm thick as hell.

• 6:02Cameron Kennedy?

  You are, you are. You are golf ball through a garden hose. You are very, you're, you're class A. You're, god, you're a big old glass of milk.

• 6:09Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 6:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Chocolate milk, of course, but you're a, you're a damn big glass.

• 6:13Peyton Hardin?

  I'm a chocolate milk, a little bit of creamer in it.

• 6:15Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you're like skim milk, and then they put like a off-brand chocolate syrup in it to mix it. That's what you are. You're not, you're not Nesquik. You're not the good shit. You're like a nasty, home-created milk.

• 6:26Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not gonna lie, you still-

• 6:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Hurts your tummy after you indulge in it.

• 6:28Peyton Hardin?

  At what age is it wrong for you to drink chocolate milk before Chris Hansen comes?

• 6:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Thirteen.

• 6:32Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, you know what I mean?

• 6:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Thirteen is where you, you're done. You're in high school, you don't need chocolate milk. Chocolate milk is for people that don't drink water, that they need their sugar somewhere. You're thirteen. No.

• 6:42Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I went, the first time I went grocery shopping with CJ, he got excited to pick up the Yoohoo, and I said, "Hey, brother, that's not gonna fly anymore."

• 6:50Cameron Kennedy?

  He's, can we, okay, we're gonna save you, but CJ's a little-ass kid.

• 6:53Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 6:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Back to you and your week.

• 6:55Peyton Hardin?

  My birthday week.

• 6:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Your birthday week.

• 6:56Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 6:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes or no, is it fair, very fair, to say your birthdays are cursed?

• 7:02Peyton Hardin?

  I have a cursed birthday. Anybody that is close to me in life knows my birthdays are always cursed. I've not had a good birthday since I was a kid.

• 7:12Peyton Hardin?

  That's different, I was working, so.

• 7:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, hell, he was working on his birthday. That's ass. Your week, your birthday weekend, to be specific, was so, such a curveball after curveball after curveball. We damn near got frostbite.

• 7:28Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 7:28Cameron Kennedy?

  You had a cupcake.

• 7:30Peyton Hardin?

  I can break this down.

• 7:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Go for it.

• 7:32Peyton Hardin?

  I can break this down. I'll skip a couple of years. First, what started the curse, when I was like, I don't know, like 15, my coach died on my birthday. So I was like, okay, this.

• 7:43Peyton Hardin?

  Well, the signs were there. He was like 550. He was a big dude, 6'7", 550, could only wear Crocs.

• 7:51Peyton Hardin?

  He was that kind of big. We're only.

• 7:54Cameron Kennedy?

  He had a prescription to Crocs? 550 pounds?

• 7:58Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, rest in peace, Big Tim. We called him Big Tim. Dude was large.

• 8:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no, if your nickname has an adjective in it, then it is, it is well deserved.

• 8:07Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, he was on my Letterman.

• 8:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Stinky Rob. There's a cloud of gas behind him, he's like.

• 8:13Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, like, Big Tim, and he would fall asleep everywhere. The signs were there. And he won a thousand dollars at my house, like, two nights before that, too. So he took a thousand dollars from my crib and bounced.

• 8:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, he bounced for good. He bounced forever. It was an eternal bounce. He said, there's that thousand, I'll see you soon, maybe?

• 8:34Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, well, rest in peace, Big Tim. So he died, and then the next year, Texas had like the worst snowstorm ever, and we lost power for like, like, two weeks. So I had my birthday in the cold, no electricity, no internet, no running water.

• 8:49Cameron Kennedy?

  He said you were cuddling with your family.

• 8:50Peyton Hardin?

  Like this, like, in my living room, like this. We were all trying to stay warm.

• 8:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 8:55Peyton Hardin?

  The next, one year was my 21st birthday. I had no friends in Austin, right? So Cam was like, hey, just fly down to Arkansas, right? I flew down to Arkansas for my 21st birthday.

• 9:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Wrong airport. He picked an airport two and a half hours away from me.

• 9:12Peyton Hardin?

  I had a convict come drive me across Arkansas. This is my first time meeting this. I love him now. That guy was a criminal.

• 9:20Cameron Kennedy?

  He said, he said, he said, get in the car. Hey, you pee? Uh, yeah, what's up, man? Get in the car.

• 9:26Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. So we go and Cam was, and Cam and Liv were telling me, they're like, hey, there's this one club, like by us, there's one club. We can go there for your 21st birthday. It's like, hell, yeah. We, I get dressed up. It's like, I'm in this like 300 square foot apartment. And y'all's carpet was crazy nasty.

• 9:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Piss everywhere.

• 9:46Peyton Hardin?

  And so I remember I was like, hey, 21st birthday, I'm lit. We drive to this club. It is fucking black and no one is in there. The parking lot is empty. I spent my 21st birthday in the back of Rhonda, like drinking a beer. And Cam tried to make it cool. He was like, lick your idea and put it on your forehead. I was like, I want to go to bed.

• 10:06Cameron Kennedy?

  We went to McDonald's drive for your birthday dinner.

• 10:13Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, I always, I like, so.

• 10:15Cameron Kennedy?

  You had a big chicken for your birthday dinner.

• 10:18Peyton Hardin?

  Dog, we went to the bathroom and I was standing up on the counter to celebrate.

• 10:24Cameron Kennedy?

  There's videos of this, dog.

• 10:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God, you had someone, one of our friends had like, like a third leftover bottle of like vodka or something. And you were drinking it in the back of Rhonda.

• 10:39Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, it's actually so sad.

• 10:40Cameron Kennedy?

  God, that's sad. That's so Peyton though.

• 10:43Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, so I've never like had like a good birthday. So I was like, okay, this year, I'm gonna have a good birthday. I want my friends to come, like, you know, we have access to more things now. We have some funds. And we're all in the same city now. We could go do something. So we had, we had the idea of driving across state lines to Oklahoma. And we're gonna go to the casino. There's a place we all love to go. We've always had good times. I was like, there's gonna be like eight or nine of us. So I want us to all be together. It's a Saturday night. I want us to all be together and not worry about like, if we're gonna play together. I want to reserve a blackjack table in this casino, which is hard to do.

• 11:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Very.

• 11:23Peyton Hardin?

  Borderline impossible.

• 11:24Cameron Kennedy?

  But brilliant idea.

• 11:26Peyton Hardin?

  You know, and so we have Pierce, call this casino. Pierce, hey, I'm with the You Should Know Podcast and they know us in there because every time we're in there, we take pictures.

• 11:35Cameron Kennedy?

  You. They know you. They go, you're back again? Dude, we went and a bartender literally said, you're back? And I said, oh, you're, you're in too deep, brother. You are in too deep.

• 11:45Peyton Hardin?

  She knew my order. I was like.

• 11:47Cameron Kennedy?

  She had another double? He said.

• 11:50Cameron Kennedy?

  You're like.

• 11:51Peyton Hardin?

  So, everything was set. Or, see, Pierce called him and was like, hey, I'm with the You Should Know Podcast. We want to deserve a blackjack table. They were so accommodating.

• 12:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Above and beyond.

• 12:01Peyton Hardin?

  Above and more than we asked. They said, yes, we'll get you this blackjack table, nine, or 8:00 PM. It's just for you and your friends. We'll have security there for you and you can record if you want, which is leap, like.

• 12:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Unheard of in a casino.

• 12:15Peyton Hardin?

  You'd never hear that at a casino.

• 12:16Cameron Kennedy?

  And, hey, we'll keep the table all night. If y'all want to go play slots, you want to go eat a dinner, you can come back. It's only for y'all. I go, holy shit.

• 12:24Peyton Hardin?

  So that was the plan. We're all ready. We have K-Rob coming down from Arkansas. Great time. Come to the day we're supposed to go, like hours. Yeah, three hours before we're supposed to go to the casino. I get a call from Pierce. He goes, hey, uh, hey, bad news, P. And I'm like, are you kidding me? He goes, yeah, uh. It does not sound like Pierce.

• 12:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Pierce's voice is so accurate.

• 12:52Peyton Hardin?

  He was like, uh, yeah, uh, I don't know what's going on, man, but they're saying it's not happening anymore. They said you can come at 5:00 PM and we can just bring you to a table. And I was like, so how do we go from having our own blackjack table, having our own security? And being able to film to them saying, we'll just walk you to a blackjack table?

• 13:13Cameron Kennedy?

  What the hell?

• 13:14Peyton Hardin?

  So that's it. So it's basically Chalk Town Casino. Fuck you, basically. So how about that? I don't know if they have a website, but if there's reviews of the place, y'all can do what you want.

• 13:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Leave a one star.

• 13:25Peyton Hardin?

  So, yeah, I, I ended up having a good birthday.

• 13:28Cameron Kennedy?

  You did, and we, we, we went, so, okay. Once that failed, we quickly had to, we had to rally behind P. Pierce was like, dude, I swear to God, I'm gonna ring some necks, just give me the call. I said, that can't happen, Pierce, calm down. But, let's figure out what we want to do. We ended up going to Topgolf.

• 13:45Peyton Hardin?

  Thirty degree weather.

• 13:46Cameron Kennedy?

  We ended up going to Top, this is where we need, and we didn't loop in, live in the conversation, that's where we needed a woman.

• 13:52Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, 100%.

• 13:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Cause the guy's just like, oh, we can swing some balls, drink some beers, and we'll go somewhere afterwards. Not one second did someone go, oh, it's a bit cold outside. We go to Topgolf, it was literally 37 degrees with a wind chill of 20.

• 14:09Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it was freezing cold.

• 14:11Cameron Kennedy?

  20 degrees is what it felt like. And we're outside swinging clubs, and none of us are even good at golf besides those two.

• 14:17Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 14:17Cameron Kennedy?

  And we're, hands are bricked up.

• 14:19Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 14:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Beers are literally hurting my throat how cold they are. The heaters are on, but it's so windy, you don't even feel them.

• 14:26Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 14:26Cameron Kennedy?

  But, we still had a fun time.

• 14:27Peyton Hardin?

  And everybody knows about my birthday curse and the Fred curse, everybody, I can tell people are miserable here, but they're like, we're having fun, P.

• 14:34Cameron Kennedy?

  And they go, happy, happy birthday, buddy.

• 14:36Peyton Hardin?

  But we ended up going to a club, they treated us very nice.

• 14:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Very nice.

• 14:39Peyton Hardin?

  And then the next day, we had a dinner with the whole team. It was a great, a great time.

• 14:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Beautiful.

• 14:43Peyton Hardin?

  But there's one thing, and I want to know if you have to deal with this too.

• 14:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, God.

• 14:48Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know how to receive gifts.

• 14:50Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you are, you are strangely bad at that.

• 14:54Peyton Hardin?

  It is, it is so awkward. I don't know if it's an attention thing, but I'm an attention whore. Like, that's why I love tour.

• 15:01Peyton Hardin?

  I'm like, there's 800 people cheering for me.

• 15:04Cameron Kennedy?

  But if one motherfucker gives you a bag, you are sweating and you don't know what to do, you go, oh, thanks, I really wanted that.

• 15:11Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I do, I'm, I do not do that. I, he said, I go, oh.

• 15:15Cameron Kennedy?

  You do, you go, oh, thanks. That's your thing, that's what you do. Oh.

• 15:21Peyton Hardin?

  But, okay, genuinely, how do you go about receiving a gift? Because I just revert back to four-year-old Peyton. Like, you know how, like, on Christmas, you're, I immediately want to sit on the ground. Crisscross applesauce.

• 15:31Cameron Kennedy?

  You revert back to being four years old when you receive a gift.

• 15:34Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, so like I pull everything out and like I have everybody looking at me, so I don't, I hold it up. I'm like showing people.

• 15:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I'm like, this isn't a show and tell, receive, okay, first thing starts with honesty.

• 15:47Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 15:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, you need to be honest.

• 15:49Peyton Hardin?

  That's not true.

• 15:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, you know what I'm, I'm, I'm, next year, I'm gonna go out and find the worst T-shirt I can find. And I'm gonna buy it in your size, and if you go, "Aww, this is sick, thanks, look everyone," I'm gonna be like, "You coward." You coward, you're a liar.

• 16:01Peyton Hardin?

  Wait, hold on, we're gonna stay on that, you're not supposed to be honest about gifts.

• 16:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, you are.

• 16:07Peyton Hardin?

  No, you are not.

• 16:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, you are.

• 16:08Peyton Hardin?

  You love everything.

• 16:09Cameron Kennedy?

  You love everything, but, uh, okay, there's honesty and there's brutal honesty. You, you give like your own manifesto for every gift, you're like, "Dude, I, I literally needed a shirt that looked like this." Because three years ago on my cursed birthday, I lost one, I swear to God, I used to have this, this is the greatest gift." I'm like, "It's a shirt, P? Relax." That's what you do, you just be like, "Bro, sick shirt, thanks, love."

• 16:32Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, but if I did that, you'd be like, "You're full of shit." You know you would.

• 16:35Cameron Kennedy?

  No, because no one can read you, no one can, in your mind, you're a four-year-old crisscross in front of your mom. For us, you're a 26-year-old man with a double crown of coke in front of you, a smoked old fashioned you just finished, you're at a steakhouse, and you're like, "Aww," it's like, what are you doing? Honesty.

• 16:52Peyton Hardin?

  I don't think you should be honest with gifts.

• 16:54Cameron Kennedy?

  And enjoyment.

• 16:55Peyton Hardin?

  I do enjoy it, I, I love, I love.

• 16:57Cameron Kennedy?

  There's levels.

• 16:58Peyton Hardin?

  What do you mean?

• 16:59Cameron Kennedy?

  You are over, enjoyment is one to a hundred, you're like 206.

• 17:02Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, you all act like if I were not to give that maximum effort, y'all would call me an asshole.

• 17:07Cameron Kennedy?

  No, because there's, you can tell, you can tell the, the ebbs and the flows, right? If I get you something that's a good gift, you can be like, "Oh," like, perfect example, the, uh, the DJ controller.

• 17:19Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 17:20Cameron Kennedy?

  "Bro, this is sick," oh, and then you went right into it, you were so enamored by the gift, you weren't putting on a performance. But the thing's for it, "Dude." Those, I swear to God, I almost bought those sweats the other day. I had those in my cart. Dude, you're the best, man. I'm like, calm down. Like, you are, you're literally lying to my face.

• 17:40Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 17:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Those are the ones you gotta just...

• 17:42Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, but the thing is, I'm trying to overcome and say, not because I don't like it, it's because I'm awkward. And so I think my awkwardness is showing, and so I'm trying to, I'm trying to like, outplay the awkwardness. You know what I mean? I don't like eye contact. I don't like, especially if people record me opening a gift, dude, I'm shutting down.

• 17:58Cameron Kennedy?

  You go like this, like, if the camera, like, hold, hold the fake camera, you do like this. Oh, dude, this is awesome, thank you. And you just keep like, like, dude, oh my God, like, where do you, where do you even make this at? Is it off, is it off, you're like, okay. You're, dude, dude, oh my God.

• 18:15Peyton Hardin?

  Receiving gifts is top three most awkward things.

• 18:18Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's not.

• 18:18Peyton Hardin?

  Happy birthday, getting some happy birthday. First of all, no one's saying me happy birthday.

• 18:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Well, we all told you in the club, it was kind of, it just mixed with the other tunes. I was like, happy birth- Oh, I was just feeling myself. It was fun.

• 18:31Peyton Hardin?

  It was really fun, but, uh, happy birthday, opening gifts.

• 18:36Cameron Kennedy?

  What are you gonna say, Nick? Blowing out the candles? Are you just afraid of birthdays, Josh?

• 18:40Peyton Hardin?

  You, you know-

• 18:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Is that your thing, or are you just afraid of birthdays?

• 18:42Peyton Hardin?

  I have the birthday text script. There was so much trauma behind my birthdays.

• 18:46Cameron Kennedy?

  But that's, okay, first off, and thank God I know where the curse came from.

• 18:50Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 18:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Your coach died.

• 18:51Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, big too, yeah. 500 pounds.

• 18:53Cameron Kennedy?

  He, yeah, and about, mm, oh man, bless my soul, that was gonna be bad.

• 18:57Peyton Hardin?

  I love Tim and his kids.

• 18:58Cameron Kennedy?

  I love Big Tim, Big Tim.

• 18:59Peyton Hardin?

  Big Tim.

• 19:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Big Tim. Now, he's, he's gone.

• 19:02Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 19:02Cameron Kennedy?

  But that happened to you.

• 19:04Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 19:04Cameron Kennedy?

  And that is your trauma.

• 19:06Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 19:06Cameron Kennedy?

  I think if you can let go.

• 19:07Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 19:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Let go of the spirit, Big Tim.

• 19:09Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 19:10Cameron Kennedy?

  You just give it back to him, right? You'll have a blessed birthday.

• 19:13Peyton Hardin?

  It'd be a, literally a weight off my shoulder.

• 19:19Cameron Kennedy?

  You go-

• 19:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Mr. Coach. Have that back.

• 19:28Peyton Hardin?

  And you go, oh.

• 19:31Cameron Kennedy?

  A big gasp of air.

• 19:33Peyton Hardin?

  I loved him, bro. Tim was really close to me. I love, but you know the crazy part about that? And we'll get off of this. The day, it was like my birthday, right? He died. I went to a UT basketball game like an hour after I found out. I was literally like this, watching basketball. Hank Cooper was there. He's like, what's wrong with you?

• 19:51Cameron Kennedy?

  You're like, Big Tim?

• 19:53Peyton Hardin?

  No, I didn't tell him. And then I got home and then my, and then Cooper's mom called my mom was like, hey, what was wrong with Peyton? She's like, Coach just died.

• 20:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, your mom. Coach just died. Hold on, I gotta get this out the oven. See you later.

• 20:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Wait, this is a true test.

• 20:07Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 20:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Did you cry?

• 20:08Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yeah.

• 20:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, I was about to say.

• 20:10Peyton Hardin?

  Back then, I would cry. Now.

• 20:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Now you're calloused, you can't.

• 20:14Peyton Hardin?

  I've run out of tears.

• 20:15Cameron Kennedy?

  What are the odds if I die, he doesn't shed a tear? I say six out of 10. I say it's more, it is more than just a coin flip. If you even cried at my death.

• 20:24Peyton Hardin?

  No, you'd get about two hours of jokes, like two hours of like clowning you for dying, and then I would cry.

• 20:32Cameron Kennedy?

  You would make fun of me for dying.

• 20:35Peyton Hardin?

  That's how I.

• 20:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Is what you just said.

• 20:36Peyton Hardin?

  You know that's how I cope.

• 20:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Dead body. Not even, it's not even cold yet.

• 20:41Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I'm looking at you?

• 20:43Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know how I died. Maybe I, maybe I had, there was a vendetta.

• 20:45Peyton Hardin?

  Well, if you were in front of me, I'd be like, who's moving it? So we get the forklift.

• 20:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Pretty big for me. I don't deadlift anymore, guys. Get that forklift.

• 20:53Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 20:53Cameron Kennedy?

  You would make jokes about me if I died.

• 20:55Peyton Hardin?

  You would want me to.

• 20:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Not when I'm, let me get cold first. Let me get in the casket. Let them embalm me. Put me in a nice suit. Sorry. You would make jo-

• 21:05Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 21:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Peyton, I would cry for three weeks consecutive.

• 21:09Peyton Hardin?

  I think it's.

• 21:09Cameron Kennedy?

  I would not have a bright day for a month.

• 21:12Peyton Hardin?

  That means a lot. Well, you should. It's me. I'm a shining star in your dim world.

• 21:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God, you wizard? I'm a shining star in your dim world.

• 21:22Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 21:24Cameron Kennedy?

  I cannot, you would joke if I died. You'd want me to, that's what best friends are for. No, that's after. That's like at the funeral, you do like a little five minute stand up. Oh yeah. That's money. I'm talking about Liv calls you, Cam's dead. And you'd be like, huh, about the time. Like, what, what do you mean? You go, what, he choke on too much food? Like, how'd he die? She's like, you fuck, asshole! Well, I wouldn't do it to Liv. Let CJ come around or something. CJ would cry. CJ would cry if I died. Hundred percent. Pierce would, Pierce would be gone. Pierce would be out of there. Yeah, I would, I would, Pierce do not talk. Like, Pierce, actually, your work here is done. Like, your work, ties are severed, get out. Oh shit. Oh my god. But yes, your birthdays have been cursed, but you, I, I want to give you a quick round of applause. You always make the best out of it. Oh, thank you, I'll try to.

• 22:08Cameron Kennedy?

  You get defeated, you get defeated and you get real moody, really moody when you're, oh my god, when you're mad. It puts a sour taste in everyone's mouth. I get moody? I go, it's not that bad. It's not that bad, boss. It'll be alright.

• 22:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Too mu- too much caffeine. I'm starting to scare myself. I don't think I'm that- My insides are turning on me. Really? How so? Caffeine. Really? Yeah. I don't think I'm that moody, though. You not being moody is like, is like the water not being blue. You think I'm moody? Are you nuts? How am I moody? Because, moody because you keep it in so much, and when it finally done, when that, when that, there's too much pressure, that bottle cap flies off. It's getting everyone's soul. How so? Cause you're, you're very much this, mm, it's okay, mm, maybe I should have done, you know what, that's my fault. You know what, he fucked up, but that's my fault. It's not Pierce's fault, it's on me. Mm, it's not CJ's fault, it's me. Oh, Cam could have done that, I should have done it first.

• 23:06Cameron Kennedy?

  And then you finally hit that point where you just go, mm, fuck you, I'm the one, you suck, you suck, I'll get rid of everybody. I built this and I'll do it again. That's you. I have never said that. Oh, you thought it. Oh, be honest.

• 23:23Cameron Kennedy?

  You go, "I'll get a different host, I'll make sure he's not white, I'll get a different editor, I'll get everything I need to live a sane, happy life."

• 23:31Peyton Hardin?

  They're gonna think I'm an asshole.

• 23:32Cameron Kennedy?

  No, he's not. He's a beautiful human being, inside and out, especially insides.

• 23:37Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 23:41Peyton Hardin?

  What are you doing for Black History Month?

• 23:42Cameron Kennedy?

  See, now, okay, what do you want me to say to that?

• 23:46Peyton Hardin?

  What you honestly did.

• 23:48Cameron Kennedy?

  I just had a great month.

• 23:49Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, how?

• 23:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Hung out with my wife.

• 23:51Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 23:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, that's, gotta count for something. What do you want, what do you want me to say?

• 23:57Peyton Hardin?

  I just, I was just wondering.

• 23:59Cameron Kennedy?

  How would you like me to celebrate?

• 24:00Peyton Hardin?

  I don't have any kind of, like...

• 24:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, I had a fantastic month.

• 24:03Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 24:04Cameron Kennedy?

  And I was...

• 24:04Peyton Hardin?

  Did you say thanks?

• 24:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Did I say, when I wake up and pray to MLK? What do you mean, did I say thanks? What do you mean? Who am I thanking?

• 24:12Peyton Hardin?

  You're just like, "Sorry."

• 24:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, be like, "Thanks, bro, I love rap music, the NBA is great."

• 24:19Peyton Hardin?

  I think that might be okay.

• 24:22Peyton Hardin?

  No, but just like, walking around with your civil apology.

• 24:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Walking around with my civil apology?

• 24:27Peyton Hardin?

  And your shame?

• 24:30Cameron Kennedy?

  All of February, I'm putting it up like this, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry." If I was there, it wouldn't have happened.

• 24:39Cameron Kennedy?

  I've always loved you.

• 24:40Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, what am I supposed to do? See a guy in the street and just walk up and be like, "I appreciate you."

• 24:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. You're kidding.

• 24:45Peyton Hardin?

  Maybe. Well, I wouldn't know, I don't know what it's like. Okay, yeah, no, I'm just, I'm just teasing you, I like, I like to play on the date. You know what people, like, are starting to get on me in the comments about all the white jokes I make?

• 24:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Thank God!

• 24:56Peyton Hardin?

  You know I don't care either?

• 24:57Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I know you don't care, and that, it's the duality of men. You can let them rip. I say one, there's an FBI agent in my house.

• 25:03Peyton Hardin?

  Speaking of white men, your son, right?

• 25:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, three-fourths white men.

• 25:06Peyton Hardin?

  Looks like an accountant.

• 25:07Cameron Kennedy?

  One-fourth black.

• 25:10Peyton Hardin?

  He's three-fourths white and one-fourth black.

• 25:14Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, we're gonna, our time is coming. Oh, no. Okay. Oh. But speaking of him. Yeah. Right, so I FaceTimed your, your son. You do, often. I, I like to talk to him and his cross eyes and he did the, yeah. That's 90% of our FaceTime calls. That is. But I was with a lovely lady. Hmm. Whenever I was FaceTiming and she wanted to talk to him. She did. And she was, she was pretty. She is. Yeah, and so. Gorgeous woman. And then Malachi, your son, I noticed. Locked eyes. Locked, it was a lot different attention, wasn't it? Yeah. He's like, oh, there's this hairy guy again. And then it was like, insert gorgeous girl, he was like. Like enamored by her. Yeah, and I was, I was thinking, like, if he grows up with her around,

• 25:59Peyton Hardin?

  he's gonna end up like having a crush on her, which is crazy, because that'd be like borderline his aunt. Like, he'll probably be like, oh, like, because you know, whenever you're seven, like, or eight, like, and there was a, like, you get the cute aunt around, you'd. What are you saying to me right now? When you were seven or eight? Yeah, yeah. You had the flutters for your aunt? Well, I didn't know. You. No, no, no, no, I was. You crushed on blood? You crushed on blood? No, no, not like Aunt Carolyn or Mole. If you crush on Mole, you deserve hell. Hell is where you're going. You're going to hell. No, but that's very normal. No, that isn't, okay. Yes, it is. No, no, if, if you and this gorgeous woman. Yes.

• 26:42Peyton Hardin?

  Were in each other's lives and whatever, maybe it was just something happened, it was friends or something, he can have a crush. Yes. Now, if this is your woman, and you're going to be around my son. Yeah. His whole life. Yes. That's going to be his aunt. Yes. Or aunt. And he is not gonna have a crush on her. No. That is absolutely strange. But I'm saying, but if he naturally is just like attracted, he'll be like, oh, he's attracted, but he won't know, like, he'll just be like, oh, she's pretty. Like, that's it. It's not like, like, that's, that's, you know what I mean? Of course he's not gonna bite down and go, go on her leg like he'll get. Doberman. Yeah, he'll get flutters. No. You're making fun of me, CJ made out with his cousin. No.

• 27:26Peyton Hardin?

  He's so...

• 27:27Cameron Kennedy?

  I like how he can always turn back on me because I'm a margarita.

• 27:31Peyton Hardin?

  It's a free game.

• 27:32Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't even know, you don't even have a female cousin, do you?

• 27:38Peyton Hardin?

  No, but I'm saying it is natural for like-

• 27:40Cameron Kennedy?

  That's not, but that is weird.

• 27:41Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's not.

• 27:42Cameron Kennedy?

  A young boy, a young boy, you creep, a young boy to see a beautiful woman, that's normal.

• 27:48Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, and that's it.

• 27:49Cameron Kennedy?

  But to be like, "Oh, she's pretty."

• 27:50Peyton Hardin?

  No, but she's just like the-

• 27:51Cameron Kennedy?

  You said crush, you said find a attractive and crush, you were crushing on blood.

• 27:55Peyton Hardin?

  No, I wasn't.

• 27:56Cameron Kennedy?

  You were crushing on blood, you Van Helsing.

• 27:57Peyton Hardin?

  I wasn't, but like my babysitter at the time, like-

• 27:59Cameron Kennedy?

  See, that's not related to you, that's what I'm saying.

• 28:00Peyton Hardin?

  But I didn't know the difference, I didn't know what family was or not at that point. I was just young, like four or five, I was like, "She's pretty, I like her."

• 28:07Cameron Kennedy?

  You didn't know what family was, you just thought you were clocking into a house every day, "Oh, I guess this is where I set up shop."

• 28:12Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, literally like 10 episodes ago, I found out who, like, what cousins were, like, I didn't, I don't know, it's just confusing, dog. It's like the bloodline Roman Reigns, we're trying to figure out who everybody is.

• 28:22Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm gonna make this simple for you.

• 28:24Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 28:24Cameron Kennedy?

  If you and the woman-

• 28:26Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 28:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Are married, you got years under your belt, she has been around him-

• 28:30Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 28:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Majority of his youth, he's not gonna have a crush on her.

• 28:33Peyton Hardin?

  He, no, I'm not saying crush, I'm just saying like, oh, he'd be like, oh, it's like little flutters, like we all had when we were kids.

• 28:38Cameron Kennedy?

  See, you, now, I need to, what did Aunt Carolyn look like 20 years ago? Cause at this point, you're, I'm not, cause I, I just can't agree with you, we're gonna have to agree to disagree, brother.

• 28:47Peyton Hardin?

  Not my family, like babysitters and like-

• 28:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Those aren't aunts!

• 28:51Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, they are.

• 28:52Cameron Kennedy?

  You're arguing a non-argument!

• 28:53Peyton Hardin?

  No, so-

• 28:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Baby sitter's not your aunt, your babysitter's not your aunt, y'all were not that close.

• 28:57Peyton Hardin?

  It could've-

• 28:57Cameron Kennedy?

  What was her name?

• 28:58Peyton Hardin?

  I don't remember anymore.

• 28:59Cameron Kennedy?

  She's not your-

• 29:00Peyton Hardin?

  Ate Vince Young, I remember that.

• 29:01Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 29:03Peyton Hardin?

  I remember that.

• 29:05Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 29:06Peyton Hardin?

  That was a stat.

• 29:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Shit, that's a hell, that's her biggest flex.

• 29:08Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. But, okay, but you know like how I'm Malachi's uncle?

• 29:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 29:13Peyton Hardin?

  But I'm really not.

• 29:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Exactly.

• 29:15Peyton Hardin?

  That's what I'm saying, aunts and uncles like that.

• 29:18Cameron Kennedy?

  But you're called uncle from his birth.

• 29:19Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly.

• 29:20Cameron Kennedy?

  This was the girl that tucked you in when your parents wanted wine, that's all she was, she's not your aunt. So you can have a crush on her, that's viable. I'm saying, he will not have a crush on his aunt, if he does, I'll go, "Stop that." I'll go, "Stop this weird, cut this out."

• 29:35Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not saying, I'm not saying like crush, I'm just saying like the little flutter, like butterflies, you made it to something bigger.

• 29:41Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I did not.

• 29:42Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, you did.

• 29:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, do kids, okay, let's deep dive.

• 29:46Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 29:46Cameron Kennedy?

  What level does attraction set in? Let's just deep dive into that for a second. When does attraction set in?

• 29:53Peyton Hardin?

  For me, when I was a kid?

• 29:54Cameron Kennedy?

  As a kid.

• 29:56Peyton Hardin?

  Well, I was a kid.

• 29:57Cameron Kennedy?

  When does the world start to seem more colorful, if you know what I'm saying?

• 30:00Peyton Hardin?

  My first memory when I was like, was like, three or four years old. Like, so 2002, 2003 is when I had my first, like, memory, right?

• 30:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Slow down, you little fast ass.

• 30:09Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, not as fast as hell.

• 30:10Cameron Kennedy?

  You're liking things at three?

• 30:12Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 30:13Cameron Kennedy?

  At three?

• 30:14Peyton Hardin?

  What? Teen Titans? Raven?

• 30:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, now Raven.

• 30:18Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my gosh, she did something for me.

• 30:19Cameron Kennedy?

  She did.

• 30:20Peyton Hardin?

  Little Kim Possible.

• 30:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, let me stop. Kim Possible?

• 30:24Peyton Hardin?

  I thought you liked Rufus.

• 30:26Cameron Kennedy?

  I did like Rufus, he looked so soft. I loved Rufus. I just wanted to pet him all day.

• 30:30Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 30:31Cameron Kennedy?

  But, uh, Kim Possible, 100%. But I was not three. There's no way at three years old.

• 30:35Peyton Hardin?

  I'm saying, no, that's when I first, memory was three.

• 30:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Three years old is Daxton.

• 30:39Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, that's very normal. You think Daxton's definitely like, "Oh, you pretty."

• 30:42Cameron Kennedy?

  What is he, what is he keeping into himself? He's never said around me. He goes to his room, takes a beef jerky stick, he's like,

• 30:48Peyton Hardin?

  Damn.

• 30:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Good, good. No.

• 30:50Peyton Hardin?

  No, but I was like, what age are you in, like, kindergarten?

• 30:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Five, because that's what I was gonna say.

• 30:54Peyton Hardin?

  Because that's when I was having make-out sessions.

• 30:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, I know, but that's crazy.

• 30:58Peyton Hardin?

  I was making out with two girls at the same time. I swear to god, 5th grade.

• 31:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, I was drawing dragons with colored pencils, and you were tongue punching another 5-year-old. What is going on?

• 31:10Peyton Hardin?

  No, I don't know.

• 31:12Cameron Kennedy?

  What is happening?

• 31:13Peyton Hardin?

  I think, so I can't answer this, because I was fast. I don't remember.

• 31:15Cameron Kennedy?

  You were fast as hell. I didn't, I don't even think, I don't even think I looked at girls when I was five. I genuinely.

• 31:22Peyton Hardin?

  I think you were a sophomore in college, you're like, "Wow."

• 31:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Really? This is what I've been missing out, man?

• 31:33Peyton Hardin?

  No, my- I live and lost your mind.

• 31:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I said, "Rawr." My explosion of, of, now that's, that is weird.

• 31:41Peyton Hardin?

  I'm gonna let it go.

• 31:42Cameron Kennedy?

  My, uh,

• 31:45Cameron Kennedy?

  embodiment of crushing on girls when it be, at its peak.

• 31:49Peyton Hardin?

  Mm-hmm.

• 31:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, say your peak, when you were like obsessed with girls, right?

• 31:52Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 31:53Cameron Kennedy?

  On the count of three.

• 31:54Peyton Hardin?

  When I was like my most-

• 31:55Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 31:55Peyton Hardin?

  My most obsessed?

• 31:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Most, not, not even like obsessed, like, you're like, but it's just like, you were definitely, definitely looking at girls, trying to talk to girls, you're really trying to do all the, like, you know what I'm saying?

• 32:06Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 32:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Tell me that age, on the count of three, okay?

• 32:08Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 32:09Cameron Kennedy?

  1, 2, 3.

• 32:10Peyton Hardin?

  17.

• 32:11Cameron Kennedy?

  17?

• 32:19Peyton Hardin?

  Like my most?

• 32:20Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 32:21Peyton Hardin?

  Like when I was like wow.

• 32:22Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm talking about accolades LeBron, I'm saying when did it start like? When did you really like? Like you, you were like, oh, I like girls. That girl's cute, this girl's cute. It was way before seventeen.

• 32:33Peyton Hardin?

  Nah, not really dude.

• 32:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, you were making out in kindergarten.

• 32:36Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, but then I hit a wall. And I was like Justin Bieber. I was like.

• 32:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Zach Efron. Supras.

• 32:45Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I saw, I like, I had a weird like wave of like.

• 32:49Cameron Kennedy?

  You were like, holy shit, this is easy. Oh my God, what happened? Gimme it.

• 32:55Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, so I had a weird like ebb and flow.

• 32:57Cameron Kennedy?

  So not seventh grade and you got real pimply and started to smell like onions?

• 33:00Peyton Hardin?

  No, no girls wanted to even look at me.

• 33:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, they didn't want to look at me either. I was creeping from a distance, but I'm saying that's when I enjoyed it.

• 33:07Peyton Hardin?

  No, my co-.

• 33:09Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I'm saying when I realized, I was like, oh, this is sick. This is fun, like the excitement, the raise in heart rate from texting this girl. I gotta go ask her for her number, like those things.

• 33:19Peyton Hardin?

  When I, no, I'm not gonna lie, like sixth grade, I got kicked messenger.

• 33:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, man. Dirty times in the kick. Nasty. Nasty.

• 33:28Peyton Hardin?

  God damn.

• 33:28Cameron Kennedy?

  I found my kick.

• 33:32Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, I'm so, I found my old phone one time and I was reading old texts.

• 33:35Cameron Kennedy?

  That needs to be in the Smithsonian.

• 33:37Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yeah.

• 33:38Cameron Kennedy?

  I, see, I've never had a mouthpiece like you though.

• 33:40Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, but it was like, it looked like a twelve year old girl was typing it. Like it wasn't like smooth. I was like, that's a li- little lady right there. And it was me.

• 33:47Cameron Kennedy?

  One time? Okay, this is, I'm gonna be so vulnerable, so vulnerable. I'm not gonna say her name, but I love her to death. Uh, we haven't, we actually haven't talked in like seven years. But anyway. I was texting, uh, the girl that I liked, which you know, I've told the story, everyone knows and I can say her name. Her best friend, right?

• 34:05Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 34:05Cameron Kennedy?

  This is, this is how green I was. This was like eighth grade. We're all texting and stuff, just regular stuff at night. It's getting close to night. She hits him with the, uh, good night, love you with the heart.

• 34:17Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 34:18Cameron Kennedy?

  It meant so much to me. It meant the world to me.

• 34:25Cameron Kennedy?

  That I was genuinely confused. And I went back and told my crush that her friend likes me. I said, hey, you really need to watch her. She told me she loves me last night. And I felt it. I felt it through that. And the friend came up and said, dude, it's like a love you. Like, I love you. Hope you wake up. And I was like, oh, you you hope more.

• 34:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God almighty in heaven.

• 34:51Peyton Hardin?

  You're a loser, dog.

• 34:53Cameron Kennedy?

  It was bad.

• 34:54Peyton Hardin?

  You're a loser. That's cute, though.

• 34:55Cameron Kennedy?

  I stayed awake for another hour and a half.

• 34:57Peyton Hardin?

  Yo, that gave you the rush of a lifetime.

• 34:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I was just staring at the phone. I said, was that meant to be sent to me?

• 35:02Peyton Hardin?

  You had a dream about her.

• 35:03Cameron Kennedy?

  I was confused. Great dream.

• 35:04Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, OK. Not that. I was meaning like you're dreaming about her.

• 35:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, well, good dream.

• 35:12Peyton Hardin?

  We were talking about my birthday in McDonald's earlier, right?

• 35:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 35:17Peyton Hardin?

  And so and then I saw you in your your shape. So I was thinking about fast food. On.

• 35:28Peyton Hardin?

  So I was thinking. So on my Twitch stream, right?

• 35:33Peyton Hardin?

  I was doing a fast food ranking.

• 35:34Cameron Kennedy?

  You did.

• 35:35Peyton Hardin?

  And it's very controversial. But then I was thinking, you're the biggest back of the bigs. I know the biggest back of the whole back bigs.

• 35:41Cameron Kennedy?

  I am the CEO.

• 35:42Peyton Hardin?

  You're a king big back. I am. And we've never like talked about like our top fast food together. But I feel like I know you well enough. You got to get rid of one of these three fast food restaurants, right?

• 35:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God.

• 35:57Peyton Hardin?

  McDonald's, Chick-fil-A, or Panda Express? You one of them you can never have again.

• 36:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God. Oh, my God. The Lord's chicken has to stay.

• 36:08Peyton Hardin?

  Oh.

• 36:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Chick-fil-A had. That's controversial, but it has to stay.

• 36:11Peyton Hardin?

  OK.

• 36:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Chick-fil-A never misses. It's lock guaranteed. Never had a bad meal Chick-fil-A. Service is incredible. Now it's either, oh, man, my orange chicken, cream cheese Rangoons. Largely Coke. Oh, God, he's all. With a plate fried rice. Give me two fortune cookies.

• 36:29Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, man.

• 36:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Well, you always get two as a backup. If one fortune is just like a stupid sentence, you need a backup.

• 36:34Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, but that's.

• 36:35Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like your eyes are great. I'm like, shut up.

• 36:37Peyton Hardin?

  That's not a real fortune. I'll give you a second one. So it's between McDonald's and Panda Express. Which one's got to go?

• 36:42Cameron Kennedy?

  But McDonald's is the staple of America. It's a global mastermind. They have $5 meals.

• 36:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, McDonald's gotta go.

• 36:53Peyton Hardin?

  Are you nuts?

• 36:54Cameron Kennedy?

  McDonald's has to go. I'm keeping Panda.

• 36:57Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, McDonald's is the mecca-

• 36:58Cameron Kennedy?

  American Chinese cuisine from the panda itself. The Forbidden Forest. The amazing cuisine, which is Panda, will not be leaving my house.

• 37:07Peyton Hardin?

  McDonald's is the staple of fast food.

• 37:08Cameron Kennedy?

  It is. They are number one.

• 37:10Peyton Hardin?

  You can't, oh, and you're getting rid of number one?

• 37:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Get them out of here.

• 37:12Peyton Hardin?

  For some microwave chicken?

• 37:14Cameron Kennedy?

  So, okay, don't you dare. I watched them drop it in the oil. They do not microwave that shit.

• 37:18Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not gonna lie.

• 37:19Cameron Kennedy?

  They get a frozen bag and they throw it in that oil.

• 37:20Peyton Hardin?

  That's a very your demographic type of thing. Y'all love some Panda.

• 37:25Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I'm s- That's not a, that's, Panda is, you love Panda.

• 37:28Peyton Hardin?

  No, I don't. I could easily, out of that, Panda can go quick as hell. Panda is nasty most of the time.

• 37:35Cameron Kennedy?

  You're out of your mind, you don't believe that?

• 37:37Peyton Hardin?

  I swear to God. McDonald's is the best fast food ever. You can go anywhere in the country, anywhere in the world, and McDonald's is gonna hit regardless where you're at.

• 37:46Cameron Kennedy?

  McDonald's had to put out a public service announcement, "Hey, don't eat our onions, you might go to the ER." Ever heard that from Panda?

• 37:53Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, probably.

• 37:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Chick-fil-A, no you haven't.

• 37:55Peyton Hardin?

  Every, you haven't. Every, every place has had a recall.

• 37:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Recalls on food. Did you hear what you just said? That should be, that should not be a-

• 38:02Peyton Hardin?

  Your Kia K5 needs a recall every two months, guess what, you still drive it, shut the [__] up, boy.

• 38:06Cameron Kennedy?

  My Kia K5 only has had one recall, it was a very quick fix, I think it was something with like a side flap, and that was it. So my car's fantastic. Your Tesla died on the side of the highway, and we were stranded until 2 a.m. And McDonald's has recalls on food.

• 38:19Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not gonna lie-

• 38:20Cameron Kennedy?

  You're screwed.

• 38:21Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not gonna lie. I'd be willing to put up Chick-fil-A to get out of there too. New Chick-fil-A is nasty now. New Chick-fil-A is, does not hit the same. After they changed that chicken, they put, they putting extra shots in the chicken.

• 38:35Cameron Kennedy?

  You are on crack.

• 38:36Peyton Hardin?

  You, you gotta know that that does not taste the same. Chick-fil-A now does not taste the same as it did before.

• 38:40Cameron Kennedy?

  It is still fantastic. I understand that they changed it.

• 38:42Peyton Hardin?

  Makes my lips break out.

• 38:43Cameron Kennedy?

  They started giving us some HGH, those chickens like, [roar], but regardless. Chick-fil-A, Chick-fil-A is more of a lock than McDonald's.

• 38:50Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, you're, you're absolutely nuts.

• 38:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Chick-fil-A cannot leave. Chick-fil-A cannot leave.

• 38:54Peyton Hardin?

  The new Chick-fil-A can.

• 38:55Cameron Kennedy?

  If you're in a time crunch, Chick-fil-A, 100%, McDonald's, you're late.

• 38:59Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, the Peppa Mento sandwich or the Chick-fil-A drop, what is that?

• 39:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, a Pimento sandwich is ass, but what's a McRib? You're gonna eat a frozen rib?

• 39:06Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, the McRib is fire.

• 39:08Cameron Kennedy?

  What are you, the undead? You're gonna eat a frozen rib?

• 39:11Peyton Hardin?

  Nothing shifts the culture like a McRib when it comes back.

• 39:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Nothing shifts my dog's insides like a McRib when I feed it to her. That shit's dog food. McDonald's, best thing they have to offer, spicy McChicken.

• 39:21Peyton Hardin?

  Never had it.

• 39:22Cameron Kennedy?

  And, okay, let's talk about another thing. All these celebrities get their own meal, their celebrity meal in McDonald's.

• 39:26Peyton Hardin?

  I want one, please, McDonald's.

• 39:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Their celebrity meal, it's the same shit. They're not accommodating anything.

• 39:32Peyton Hardin?

  That is not true, Cam.

• 39:33Cameron Kennedy?

  It is literally...

• 39:35Peyton Hardin?

  You're saying the Travis Scott meal and the Angel Reese meal are the same? One of them had hella rebounds.

• 39:44Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 39:46Peyton Hardin?

  And the Ice Spice meal.

• 39:47Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm saying, I'm saying, uh, bop, make it wetty, um, go. I'm saying, it's not the same meal, it's items they already offer. They don't do anything exclusive for it.

• 39:58Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, they do.

• 39:58Cameron Kennedy?

  No, they, dude.

• 39:59Peyton Hardin?

  They added for the...

• 40:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Double Quarter Pounder, and then they're like, how does Travis like it?

• 40:03Peyton Hardin?

  With bacon.

• 40:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Exactly. It's a double Quarter Pounder with bacon.

• 40:06Peyton Hardin?

  So it's new.

• 40:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Any American could go and, hey, let me get the Steve special. What is that? Just throw bacon on the double Quarter Pounder. And put a cool bag on it.

• 40:14Peyton Hardin?

  That's something they normally don't offer.

• 40:16Cameron Kennedy?

  That's not what I'm saying, it's not a new item.

• 40:18Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, it is.

• 40:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Panda Express gives you new shit.

• 40:22Peyton Hardin?

  Panda Express had the same food since 1943.

• 40:24Cameron Kennedy?

  They have the same staples, but they bring in new exclusives. They brought in a honey sesame. That shit'll make you slap your cousin.

• 40:30Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 40:31Cameron Kennedy?

  That shit is so good.

• 40:33Peyton Hardin?

  And, the thing about Panda Express, I don't wanna spend 15 minutes at the checkout 'cause you want me to donate to every goddamn organization in the world.

• 40:39Cameron Kennedy?

  They do, oh my god, they are soliciting and laundering money. Panda Express, they are thieves. They are thieves in the night. I went to a Panda Express, I swear to god, it was the first robotic drive-thru I ever experienced. Not a single human.

• 40:50Peyton Hardin?

  That's hot.

• 40:51Cameron Kennedy?

  And I literally was not believing it. And then I tried to talk faster to see if it'd mess up. It was like, "Take your order whenever you're ready."

• 40:57Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 40:58Cameron Kennedy?

  And I went, "Human, please." Said, "Take your order." And I was like, "I know someone's in there, I wanna talk to them." And then they're like, "We can take your order."

• 41:07Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 41:07Cameron Kennedy?

  I was like, "All right." So I said, "Let me get a plate, fried rice, double orange chicken." And it literally made a typing noise, it was like... And then it popped up on the screen, and I went, "All right, you little bastard, let's see how good you are." And I go, "Plate, chow mein, scratch that, white rice, teriyaki chicken, cut it extra, orange on the side, more teriyaki sauce."

• 41:29Peyton Hardin?

  Gotcha, I saw.

• 41:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Everything was perfectly right. I was like, that's hot. McDonald's doesn't have that.

• 41:33Peyton Hardin?

  McDonald's has, they were the first people.

• 41:36Cameron Kennedy?

  That's a bait and switch.

• 41:37Peyton Hardin?

  They, McDonald's was the first people to have the kiosk inside the store where you can order so you don't have to have human interaction even though you're already in the store, which is strange, but you can do it.

• 41:44Cameron Kennedy?

  It's very strange and lazy and McDonald's, that's stupid. A kiosk inside the store is stupid.

• 41:48Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 41:49Cameron Kennedy?

  A kiosk inside the store is stupid.

• 41:51Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's not. Because you know why? You can, you can pick if you want to stand in the line and talk to the person that just got out of jail, or you can just talk to the robot.

• 42:03Peyton Hardin?

  You can see if the person taking your order is having a bad day or not. I don't want to speak to them. I want to talk to this robot.

• 42:08Cameron Kennedy?

  That's when you go to the drive-thru.

• 42:10Peyton Hardin?

  I want to get out. The drive-thru's too long.

• 42:12Cameron Kennedy?

  That's how you know that food is, you have three options to get the same thing?

• 42:15Peyton Hardin?

  You can do that anywhere. Mobile, mobile order?

• 42:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, four options. So you got a mobile order, you got a kiosk inside the store, you got the line inside the store, and then you got a drive-thru.

• 42:23Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 42:24Cameron Kennedy?

  All for the same little frozen patty.

• 42:26Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not gonna lie, I gotta see what they say. But McDonald's is definitely the mecca, then it goes Chick-fil-A, then Panic Express can go. Panic Express can go.

• 42:33Cameron Kennedy?

  McDonald's is just, it's notoriety and it's, it's.

• 42:36Peyton Hardin?

  For a reason.

• 42:37Cameron Kennedy?

  It's relevance. They've been around for.

• 42:39Peyton Hardin?

  Revenance?

• 42:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Reve.

• 42:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Re- relevance. Revenance. That's a word. Revenance.

• 42:48Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no.

• 42:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Revenance. Revenance? Revenance.

• 42:53Peyton Hardin?

  Are you serious?

• 42:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Saying it right?

• 42:55Peyton Hardin?

  Are you being deadass?

• 42:56Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm saying it. It's relevance.

• 42:58Peyton Hardin?

  Reve- relev- relevance?

• 43:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Here we go. Oh my god. I said relevance. Re- re-

• 43:04Peyton Hardin?

  Relevance.

• 43:05Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm dying. Relevance.

• 43:07Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, relevance.

• 43:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Holy shit.

• 43:09Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 43:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Relevance.

• 43:10Peyton Hardin?

  Well, I just wanted to see what you thought about that.

• 43:11Cameron Kennedy?

  You're, you're absolutely tri- do you, okay, random question. Do your parents talk to electronics?

• 43:17Peyton Hardin?

  What do you mean?

• 43:18Cameron Kennedy?

  My dad? My dad tells his Alexa goodnight every night before he goes to bed.

• 43:23Peyton Hardin?

  I think Mike needs a friend. I think that's what that means. I think your dad needs a friend.

• 43:28Cameron Kennedy?

  His only friend that he texts is Oco.

• 43:33Cameron Kennedy?

  His what? Name's Oko. Who's Oko? A guy he works with. Oh, it's a human? It's a human being. Name's Oko.

• 43:42Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm like, Dad, you need to come on, do something. But he talks to his Alexa, like, not like, hey, Alexa, what's the weather like? Yeah. He goes, Alexa, have a good night. She goes, thank you. He goes, you're welcome. Hits off the kitchen light and goes to bed. And then he wakes up and goes, Alexa, good morning. And she goes, it is a good morning. Da, da, da, da, da. Like, he's sp- like, he's investing in their relationship. It's like that one movie where the dude married the little AI thing. Married the, the Megan Fox robot? No, not that. I understand that. That, I get that too, sir. And thank y'all for sending me the links. I get that too, sir. I, I'd cash out. Oh, my God. I'd buy two. I'd sell my house. I'd buy two, I'd sin-lived Oklahoma. Soldier Creek.

• 44:22Cameron Kennedy?

  I go, Malachi, you gotta go with your mom. No, the only time my dad or my parents talk to electronics is when they're cussing them out. See, now, that's understandable. Dude, my dad, like, oh, my God. I love him to death. He was on Snapchat. Is that a Snapchat? He was on Snapchat, bro. Yeah, he is Snapchat. My dad was on Snapchat. And we're talking about, uh, we're talking about a frame. I, I just did the, the stuff in my office, the pictures. Yes, yes, yes. We're talking about a frame. And he literally, on Snapchat, like, doesn't hold, his button doesn't hit Siri. Snapchat, one more time, is open. He goes, look up dimensions of the new frame for a 38 by 20 being hung. And I go, what are you doing? And he goes, I'm asking Siri.

• 45:04Cameron Kennedy?

  I said, you're on Snapchat and you didn't touch a single button? He goes, that's all you gotta do. What are the dimensions of the new frame? And I'm like, Dad, you're not doing shit. It, oh, my God, it's, it's so... Dude, isn't it crazy that we're gonna get there at one point with electronics? No, we're not. I, now, that is a firm theory that I have. I don't think, I really don't, because you have, you have to think, those people, our parents, they were born non-electronics. I get it. And then electronics became a thing. I get it. Ever since we've been born, there's been technology. But I can already kind of tell with you. Because as you get older, your priorities change. Your priorities have changed since you had your son. Exactly. There is things in this world that I try to tell you about and you're like, damn, what? That happened? That... Like, oh, what's going on?

• 45:47Cameron Kennedy?

  I go, you mean to tell me that some bitch flipped?

• 45:53Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, I'm saying like, you are getting to the point where you're-

• 45:57Cameron Kennedy?

  That's just pop culture and-

• 45:58Peyton Hardin?

  I know, but that's where it starts. That's where it starts.

• 46:01Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's not.

• 46:02Peyton Hardin?

  And then, one day, I'm gonna get a new car, and you're gonna be like, "God damn, what's that button do?"

• 46:09Peyton Hardin?

  And I'll be like-

• 46:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Why am I like, hick?

• 46:11Peyton Hardin?

  I'm country and all my-

• 46:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Damn, boy.

• 46:13Peyton Hardin?

  And then my new- See how it comes out? It's still February.

• 46:17Cameron Kennedy?

  I didn't even mean that. February's a short month. Short-lived month. I go, "Come on, Larch." Like, I've tried these commercials.

• 46:29Cameron Kennedy?

  I go, "Bro, I'm already out of college. How many G-"

• 46:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes or no?

• 46:40Peyton Hardin?

  I just know-

• 46:40Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm sorry.

• 46:41Peyton Hardin?

  One day, these clip accounts on TikTok are just gonna put a little collage-

• 46:44Cameron Kennedy?

  They could have fun with it. They could have fun with it.

• 46:45Peyton Hardin?

  I don't think it's gonna be fun.

• 46:47Cameron Kennedy?

  It might be backlash.

• 46:48Peyton Hardin?

  You're gonna get a Kendrick Lamar bar.

• 46:50Cameron Kennedy?

  No, that's-

• 46:51Peyton Hardin?

  We're good.

• 46:52Cameron Kennedy?

  I love y'all. Everyone. All of y'all.

• 46:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Honestly, I hate you.

• 47:00Peyton Hardin?

  Whoa, whoa, whoa.

• 47:01Cameron Kennedy?

  I really do, bro.

• 47:02Peyton Hardin?

  For what reason?

• 47:03Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm gonna expose you for something that is absolutely unexplainable. It should never happen, and it's completely just insane-

• 47:10Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, what part?

• 47:11Cameron Kennedy?

  When I FaceTimed you on Wednesday this past week. Do you remember? You remember that call?

• 47:16Peyton Hardin?

  No, you always know what you're calls.

• 47:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Hmm, okay. So it simply started with, "Din din din din ding, boom, hello, you're not a shirt. You're not in a shirt."

• 47:23Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not a shirt.

• 47:24Cameron Kennedy?

  You're not in a shirt. Why is your chest out? And you go, "Oh, more than my chest is out." You put your phone up, and your entire body was naked.

• 47:32Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I was about to get in the shower.

• 47:33Cameron Kennedy?

  See, but the problem with that statement is you were in your kitchen.

• 47:39Cameron Kennedy?

  You were by your fridge.

• 47:40Peyton Hardin?

  I have a weird shower routine.

• 47:41Cameron Kennedy?

  You don't have a shower on your second floor.

• 47:43Peyton Hardin?

  I have weird shower routines.

• 47:44Cameron Kennedy?

  So let's explain that to the world. Why were you naked near your pots and pans and not inside of the shower?

• 47:51Peyton Hardin?

  And CJ brings this up a lot whenever I'm about to get in the shower. He knows when I'm about to shower.

• 47:56Cameron Kennedy?

  That's weird in itself.

• 47:58Peyton Hardin?

  Because I can't, like, I don't understand people that can turn on the shower and just get into it. I'm my most efficient whenever I'm bout to get in the shower.

• 48:07Cameron Kennedy?

  What? Okay, first off, people turning on shower, getting into it, 95% of people. You turn on the shower, you wait 10 seconds, that get a little lukewarm, you get in there, it gets hot, and now you're in bliss.

• 48:17Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not gonna lie, it's starting to get to the point, whenever I turn my shower water on, I'm, I let it run so long, a smell starts to happen. Like, my shower starts to smell different for how long that water is running, and it's dead ass. So like, I'll, I'll get ready, it's shower.

• 48:35Cameron Kennedy?

  What do you mean it's dead ass? The shower's telling the truth? It's like, bro, stink fest. He's like, he's got us running, boys, get the heat.

• 48:44Peyton Hardin?

  No, dead ass, so whenever I'm about to shower, and this is completely honest, like, and this is very vulnerable, and none of my friends know it, none of my family does, and I've been like this for a long time.

• 48:53Cameron Kennedy?

  You're starting to scare me.

• 48:54Peyton Hardin?

  It happened once I started living alone, because I didn't have to hide and live in fear anymore.

• 48:57Cameron Kennedy?

  That is, that is a liberating feeling.

• 48:59Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it's a luxury not a lot of people get. So when I'm about to shower, right, I get naked before the water runs. Like, I'm like, okay.

• 49:07Cameron Kennedy?

  That in itself is fucking crazy. You love your naked body way too much.

• 49:11Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, I love looking at myself naked.

• 49:13Cameron Kennedy?

  You're a little too freaky.

• 49:14Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 49:14Cameron Kennedy?

  You, what are you doing, a routine? You sit there, you get, you're like, oh, it's about to be that time.

• 49:19Peyton Hardin?

  It's more of a.

• 49:19Cameron Kennedy?

  I see you.

• 49:20Peyton Hardin?

  I treat myself like a Jenny Craig commercial. I like the before and after. I want to see if that hair is gonna lay the same, once I'm out. You know what I mean? So I'm peeking at crevices, dry, right?

• 49:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 49:32Peyton Hardin?

  But I don't like being naked with my socks off. I'll have to keep some kind of traction on my feet, you know what I mean? It might be a sensory thing. And so, I'll get to my underwear, right? I'll turn on the shower, full heat, that's normal, right? Then I'll get on my phone. I'm TikToks for a little bit, I'm TikToks, and then I'll formulate a good playlist. I don't like to have like an existing playlist going. I like to have about 14 to 15 songs. In a good, I'm so serious right now.

• 50:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Showers should never be 14 song lengths, ever. You are playing in that shower. You are absolutely enjoying your body. There's no way someone should ever, that is an album. That is over an hour. Your artist, your favorite artist could drop an album and that's one shower.

• 50:21Peyton Hardin?

  Well, sometimes I like to just listen to the first verse of this one, but it will match in the beginning of the next song. It doesn't matter, that's none of your business. Right? The shower's running, I'm in my drawers and socks, right? I'm bent over my counter, like, I'm like this, like, just going through TikToks and formulating a playlist. Then I realize I have no clean towels. And so CJ knows. So I'll go downstairs in my drawers and my socks. And I'll go into the dryer, I'll get a towel. I'll take that up and I'll throw it over my counter.

• 50:49Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 50:50Peyton Hardin?

  Like, over the shower counter. Over the shower thing. And then, I'm like, now this is the first time of my day where I'm feeling efficient. And so I'll get things done.

• 51:03Cameron Kennedy?

  First thing, get the shower, then get things done.

• 51:05Peyton Hardin?

  No, because when I'm clean, I don't want to sweat again, hustling and bustling and cleaning things. Right? I'll wipe down my counters, I'll set up all my lotions and my colognes. Then I'll go into my closet, shoes all over the place, clothes all over the place. I'll start doing a little laundry, I'll separate the hampers, I'll put up shoes, I'll file my closet, like, I'll start color coding it. I'm deadass.

• 51:24Cameron Kennedy?

  And you're doing all this with your plantain just swinging freely?

• 51:27Peyton Hardin?

  No, I got some drawers on.

• 51:30Peyton Hardin?

  And that's when I bolt the door so CJ doesn't come in. I'll close my door and put a shoe right there. Yeah. And then I get in the shower. That's the most efficient time of my day.

• 51:40Cameron Kennedy?

  See, but the problem is, now I believe you.

• 51:42Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 51:43Cameron Kennedy?

  And I can tell when you're being vulnerable. I can tell when you're being vulnerable. But you answered the phone butt naked the other day.

• 51:50Peyton Hardin?

  Well, you called me during the playlist, Tom.

• 51:51Cameron Kennedy?

  You skipped, oh, but you skipped a step cuz you were by a fridge with no clothing on and you have a roommate. So that there's, there's, there's multiple things that are extremely wrong with that. Oh, one, you should never be butt naked on your second floor. That is your living room. No one should be butt naked in their living room.

• 52:06Peyton Hardin?

  Well, CJ comes upstairs, he gets blessed.

• 52:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no, no.

• 52:09Peyton Hardin?

  He gets to see a little Loch Ness monster.

• 52:10Cameron Kennedy?

  He doesn't need a blessing. He needs protection and I'm about to call child protective services. Second, why the kitchen? What were you doing?

• 52:21Peyton Hardin?

  I don't remember at that specific time, but I was doing something efficient. Like maybe I left a, like, left some things on the counter I wanted to clean up. Maybe I needed to, to lysol the counter. Something needed to happen.

• 52:31Cameron Kennedy?

  If you're lysoling butt naked, dude, you, you're gonna have infections or you're gonna be so clean. Your penis is gonna be so clean. All the bacteria is dead and you get some sort of kick out of it. You're sitting there.

• 52:43Peyton Hardin?

  Well, I wiped my ass with a Clorox before. See, you ran out of, it's either that or it's, it's paper towels, Clorox, anything can go up there. Anything that wipes, it's mine. If I'm out of toilet paper.

• 52:54Cameron Kennedy?

  First off.

• 52:55Peyton Hardin?

  I've told that.

• 52:56Cameron Kennedy?

  You have, but cuz that is unacceptable.

• 52:58Peyton Hardin?

  Well.

• 52:59Cameron Kennedy?

  And second, why don't you do, okay, I get the, you don't wanna hustle and bustle, right? But just do all that clothed.

• 53:07Peyton Hardin?

  You're right.

• 53:08Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like clothes is like your mind cap. You take your clothes off and now you're like, oh, I can, I can see again. If they're that fuming to where you are blinded by clothing, you need serious help.

• 53:20Peyton Hardin?

  You're making fun of me? You are a monster too. We went to, we went to your house. I wanted to visit your son. We went to your house, right?

• 53:25Cameron Kennedy?

  I took a shower naked and I got in and got out quick.

• 53:27Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's not even about showering. It is about their snack choice in their house. First of all.

• 53:32Cameron Kennedy?

  You have great snacks.

• 53:32Peyton Hardin?

  And the way you eat your snacks. First of all, they had Nature Valley bars. You would've thought they were made in 1980. They were stale as shit.

• 53:39Cameron Kennedy?

  That was an old box.

• 53:40Peyton Hardin?

  I should have to jerky pool a Nature Valley bar. That is shit. And first of all, they were in your bedroom. You had a stack in your bedroom.

• 53:46Cameron Kennedy?

  It was for my wife's lactation, uh, bucket.

• 53:49Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 53:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Apparently the granola and the oatmeal that naturally occur in the Nature Valley bar helps her breast milk.

• 53:54Peyton Hardin?

  Y'all gotta get off TikTok, brother. Y'all gotta get, y'all, there's definitely a TikTok there.

• 53:57Cameron Kennedy?

  It was those, it was little, like, multi-grain apple pie bites.

• 54:00Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, and he was trying to burp his son and he was putting them in like, in like the walls of Jericho. I'm like, you can't, Malachi is not supposed to be bending like that, dog. And you're like, no, this nurse on TikTok really showed. And I was like, bro, somebody was-

• 54:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Watch this. And he's like, "Ah, ah." And I'm like, "You got it, buddy." "Ah."

• 54:19Peyton Hardin?

  I'm like, I don't even know if it was a nurse. The lady had thirty-two followers and lived on a, in like a barn. And I was like, "Kim, I don't know if you should trust her."

• 54:26Cameron Kennedy?

  She's nursing calves, her baby cows. I'm just like, I'm like, "It works with Malachi."

• 54:30Peyton Hardin?

  But then-

• 54:31Cameron Kennedy?

  The walls of Jericho, bro. Oh, my god.

• 54:34Peyton Hardin?

  But then, I was like, I was hungry. Cause I go to his house to nap, shit, and leave.

• 54:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, and that's bullshit in itself. You literally took a nap upstairs. You ate four different snacks and you didn't finish a single one of them. You took a Prime, you took three sips and you were done with that. It is just, it is so disrespectful.

• 54:50Peyton Hardin?

  But then I was like, I was like, "Kim, I need some snacks." You're like, "There's some good ones in the fridge." I should've known Cam and Liv are bullshit on their snacks. I go into, I was like, "Fridge for snacks." I go in there, they had like a hundred pack of cheese sticks.

• 55:06Cameron Kennedy?

  It's a beautiful snack.

• 55:07Peyton Hardin?

  Kim, cheese sticks are fine for like eight-year-olds, right? And field trips, that's the only time-

• 55:11Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no. Cheese stick is an incredible snack.

• 55:14Peyton Hardin?

  And then I was like, "Okay, I'mma have one of those." And I'm lactose, so I don't know why, but I was hungry. I grab a cheese stick, he goes, "Oh, can you throw me one too?" I throw Cam a cheese stick, I swear to god, he just peels it and bites it. He peels open the cheese stick and just bites the cheese stick.

• 55:30Cameron Kennedy?

  That's literally the best way and most efficient way to eat it.

• 55:32Peyton Hardin?

  That's no etiquette.

• 55:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Don't you give me this, "You gotta string it in cheese."

• 55:37Peyton Hardin?

  It's called, they're called string cheese. You literally string the thing, that's the whole beauty of it.

• 55:40Cameron Kennedy?

  There's no beauty in it. It's string cheese, it's cheese. Whether you wanna eat it slow, like a little, you, you're in the field trip bag. Whether you wanna go like that and enjoy it and go look at the playground and all that shit.

• 55:50Peyton Hardin?

  It literally has perforations in it for the pull.

• 55:51Cameron Kennedy?

  It does not have perforations.

• 55:53Peyton Hardin?

  String cheese has perforations.

• 55:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Cheese sticks do not have perforations.

• 55:55Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, it does.

• 55:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Holy shit, there's no dotted line on the top of string cheese to go, "Oh."

• 56:00Peyton Hardin?

  There's little like micro folds in it.

• 56:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Micro folds!

• 56:03Peyton Hardin?

  That's a perforation.

• 56:03Cameron Kennedy?

  What, do you have goggles and a lab coat in your closet? Micro fold.

• 56:06Peyton Hardin?

  No, but I grew up not in a shack, I grew up with etiquette. That's how you're supposed to eat those things.

• 56:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Etiquette is saying, "Hey, I'mma sleep on your couch, dog." That's etiquette? A string cheese, it's literally that big. It takes, it takes-

• 56:19Peyton Hardin?

  That's a lot depending on who you ask.

• 56:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Twenty seconds, stop it, to eat it. Just bite it. Taste does not change, does not become more cool, is not more fun, and it's only slower the way you do it.

• 56:29Peyton Hardin?

  What is the way you're supposed to eat it? Pull it or bite it?

• 56:32Cameron Kennedy?

  I go, I go bite it sometimes. Yeah, see you, idiot!

• 56:36Peyton Hardin?

  Have you seen CJ's calves?

• 56:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Exactly.

• 56:38Peyton Hardin?

  Barbarian.

• 56:39Cameron Kennedy?

  He's got calves of a king. You just bite it.

• 56:42Peyton Hardin?

  God damn.

• 56:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Jesus. You literally just bite it. You do not have to string it. I don't care if it's called string cheese. That's like saying if something's called circular pepperoni, what are you supposed to nod in a disc?

• 56:56Peyton Hardin?

  That's okay. Off of that, that's like ordering a pizza and just biting it like this. There's supposed to cut, there's preparations. You're supposed to pull pieces and eat it.

• 57:05Cameron Kennedy?

  That's where your whole argument, there's not preparations, it's string cheese.

• 57:07Peyton Hardin?

  Then how can you pull it? How do you get an even pull every time?

• 57:10Cameron Kennedy?

  That's the, you don't get an even pull.

• 57:12Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, you have gnarled fingers.

• 57:13Cameron Kennedy?

  You know, I'm like, you don't get an even pull. You literally pull it. Sometimes it's small, sometimes it's big. And I said, hey, I'm not a child anymore. My nuts have fallen in my genes. I'm just gonna eat this. It's 70 calories, 6 grams of protein. It's a fantastic snack. Give me three of them and that's it.

• 57:27Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, but you don't even get to enjoy the snack. It's gone in two bites.

• 57:30Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't eat food for enjoyment. I eat it for fuel.

• 57:33Peyton Hardin?

  All right, look at your body.

• 57:34Cameron Kennedy?

  That's a bit of a lie. I love food. But you just bite it. There's that so, that is so overplayed, so young of you, just, just, it's not honest. To say, oh, I pull it every time. It's so fun. It makes me think of this and I have great memories.

• 57:51Peyton Hardin?

  How do you eat the dreamsicles? You know the orange, is that what it's called? The orange with the vanilla inside?

• 57:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 57:55Peyton Hardin?

  Do you bite around the orange and then eat the vanilla?

• 57:57Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I suck it clean and then when it's small enough down to the stick, I bite it off and chew it.

• 58:02Peyton Hardin?

  Really?

• 58:02Cameron Kennedy?

  I like a sensation in my molars.

• 58:04Peyton Hardin?

  Is it weird that I like, I bite around the orange?

• 58:07Cameron Kennedy?

  You're biting a frozen popsicle without sucking it first.

• 58:10Peyton Hardin?

  Well, no, I suck it to warm it up, loosen it up a little bit, but then I'm biting around the orange and I'm sucking the vanilla.

• 58:15Cameron Kennedy?

  That's very strange and I think you're thinking about me when you do it. If you're biting off the orange and sucking the vanilla, you're definitely thinking about Cam.

• 58:22Peyton Hardin?

  And, and, and, and a dip cone, like a dip cone, like with the chocolate?

• 58:26Cameron Kennedy?

  A dip cone, I take my two front teeth, go straight down the middle, crack the hemisphere and now it's a brand new world.

• 58:31Peyton Hardin?

  God damn.

• 58:31Cameron Kennedy?

  A whole new, and then you just eat it.

• 58:33Peyton Hardin?

  And then there's a little caramel surprise in the cone.

• 58:35Cameron Kennedy?

  The caramel surprise makes me wanna slap somebody. Oh my God. I will kiss my dog just to enjoy that caramel surprise.

• 58:43Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, that's what I'm saying. It's the same thing.

• 58:45Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's not. But that's not the right way. Just because you do it doesn't mean it's right. The quicker you understand that, the quicker the world will be brighter to you. I'm just saying, it's the same thing, how you like to enjoy the dip cone. You bite around the chocolate, enjoy the new world. The same thing with the string cheese. You pull it and you enjoy the experience. It's an experience. Life is a maze in a movie. It's not a maze or a movie. Steven Spielberg, it's cheese. It's literally cheese, you eat it. I used to buy blocked cheese. I'd get a paring knife and I'd get little rectangles and I'd just slide it right down my throat. Wouldn't even chew it. For what? Slide it straight down like a treadmill. For what? For food. For enjoyment. Any food? Yeah. You would cut up the... Say it again? I'd go get...

• 59:30Cameron Kennedy?

  At the grocery stores, they sell blocked cheese. It's like a little brick of cheese, like an eight ball of cheese. You buy that, you get a paring knife, you just get little rectangles, put that bitch right on your tongue, look up, you don't think about it and you go... Look up and don't think about it. Look up and don't think about it, you go... That's how CJ got the job.

• 59:51Speaker 02

  Dude, three weeks in a row, really?

• 59:55Cameron Kennedy?

  He said...

• 59:59Cameron Kennedy?

  We're banned from Komodo now.

• 1:00:03Cameron Kennedy?

  They said, "Hey, we got a big light skin and a..."

• 1:00:13Cameron Kennedy?

  I got a text saying, "Yeah, you can't go back." Now, I saw something. Okay. And I never thought you were this type of person. And it honestly, it disappointed me. It was very disappointing. I saw something the other day. Okay. I went to your house. Alright. We did the Koala royalty, uh, stream. Livestream, yeah. And before we started, you did something that was very alarming to me. You changed your socks. So not only is that in itself not a part of your day to day. That is not a nine to five move for you. New year, new me. But what you did, though, is you changed into white socks. Right. But prior, you had on black tube socks. Now, that doesn't sit right with me. There's nothing wrong with a black sock. There is so many things wrong with a black tube sock. What?

• 1:00:58Cameron Kennedy?

  If you're not wearing steel-toed boots, or you're sitting in a pew praising God, you should never have long, black socks on. It sometimes goes with the outfit.

• 1:01:09Peyton Hardin?

  That's a personal thing.

• 1:01:11Cameron Kennedy?

  So you just said you'd be willing to wear black socks with an outfit with your legs exposed? You'd wear black socks and shorts?

• 1:01:19Peyton Hardin?

  I've done it and I will do it again. There's nothing wrong with a black tube sock.

• 1:01:23Cameron Kennedy?

  A black tube sock tells a lot about a person. If you're wearing black tube socks, you are different. You were always the kid that sat in the back corner of the class. You were always the kid that cheated. That is you.

• 1:01:34Peyton Hardin?

  That is me.

• 1:01:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Exactly. But you, I never knew that is you. I felt betrayed. I felt like I got a different friend that night.

• 1:01:40Peyton Hardin?

  Kim.

• 1:01:41Cameron Kennedy?

  That's why I was quiet.

• 1:01:42Peyton Hardin?

  You can't talk shit. You can't talk shit. You used to wear white shoes with black socks. You walked around like Michael Jackson.

• 1:01:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Now that was not that, and I had a realization. This isn't right. And I quickly changed.

• 1:01:52Peyton Hardin?

  You look horrible.

• 1:01:53Cameron Kennedy?

  You are 26 and you haven't changed. And that's a problem.

• 1:01:56Peyton Hardin?

  You're like, he's acting like that turtle. Have y'all seen that turtle on TikTok? Whenever he, the dude has the black tape on his shoe.

• 1:02:02Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like.

• 1:02:03Peyton Hardin?

  That's like, that's you right now.

• 1:02:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Black socks, nothing to do with a black man, but black socks. That's what I'm saying, because you're, you're taking it to the turtle race. And I'm not, I'm not a racist turtle. I am not a racist turtle. I might be a turtle. I might have, I might have some gooey pinks, but I'm not racist. But a black tube sock is, is, it's not right. It's just not right. I think if you, if you go to Nike store, how many black tube socks are available to be purchased?

• 1:02:27Peyton Hardin?

  A lot.

• 1:02:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, maybe seven packs. And then there's a wall. There is a wall of white Nike socks.

• 1:02:32Peyton Hardin?

  I never knew that was a problem.

• 1:02:34Cameron Kennedy?

  It is, look it up. There's, there's some damning stories.

• 1:02:37Peyton Hardin?

  You make me not confident in myself. You tend to do that a lot.

• 1:02:40Cameron Kennedy?

  I try to just humble you a little bit.

• 1:02:42Peyton Hardin?

  And you know what I was thinking about?

• 1:02:43Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 1:02:43Peyton Hardin?

  I'm nervous for when I get a girlfriend. And I have to introduce her to y'all.

• 1:02:49Cameron Kennedy?

  My God, let's pray for her now. Because that is a very.

• 1:02:53Peyton Hardin?

  I genuinely, it's been so long, I don't know how to do it.

• 1:02:56Cameron Kennedy?

  How, I was just about to ask you, how would you even do it?

• 1:02:59Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know.

• 1:02:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Paint the picture for, let's role play this.

• 1:03:01Peyton Hardin?

  So say I was like, introduced, like came to your house.

• 1:03:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God, let's do it.

• 1:03:05Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, I feel like I would act out, like I wouldn't like be myself.

• 1:03:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, and I'd literally have to be like, hey, I gotta show them this new thing. You need to pull it together. That girl is freaked out right now and you're starting to think.

• 1:03:15Peyton Hardin?

  I feel like first of all, I would dress different.

• 1:03:17Cameron Kennedy?

  What, in what way?

• 1:03:18Peyton Hardin?

  Like I would wear like a, like a polo. You own a polo?

• 1:03:22Cameron Kennedy?

  No, but I'd get one.

• 1:03:24Peyton Hardin?

  You'd get a polo?

• 1:03:25Cameron Kennedy?

  I'd go like TJ Maxx.

• 1:03:26Peyton Hardin?

  To introduce another 20 something year old girl to us. I'm gonna be wearing small shorts and a tank top.

• 1:03:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, let's, let's see.

• 1:03:32Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, you, you come to my door.

• 1:03:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 1:03:34Peyton Hardin?

  You're at my front door, you and the lovely lady, me, Liv, and my son answer the door.

• 1:03:39Cameron Kennedy?

  First of all, I kiss your cheek.

• 1:03:40Peyton Hardin?

  No, you don't. You bastard, I've been wanting to do that for years. No, no, I would literally say, oh, that's not right, you are cheating on me, don't get off.

• 1:03:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Like I'm guiding the small of her back.

• 1:03:54Peyton Hardin?

  You answer the door, right? Is this a museum or is this my house?

• 1:03:58Cameron Kennedy?

  You're like, come on, baby. Oh, how's it going, Cam?

• 1:04:00Peyton Hardin?

  Like, I'd knock on the door, right?

• 1:04:02Cameron Kennedy?

  That'd be hot, that'd be hot.

• 1:04:02Peyton Hardin?

  I'm, I'm holding the small of her back.

• 1:04:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Why?

• 1:04:05Peyton Hardin?

  I'd knock.

• 1:04:06Cameron Kennedy?

  You're hostage, you're a girl. You're like, you're like, just keep, keep the PG, don't say anything and we'll be in and out.

• 1:04:12Peyton Hardin?

  I'm, I'm, I'm wearing a polo, top button, button, right?

• 1:04:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my god.

• 1:04:17Peyton Hardin?

  No, you get a Jerry curl, you're sitting there.

• 1:04:22Peyton Hardin?

  And so, and then I'd have a bottle of wine for you, Liv.

• 1:04:24Cameron Kennedy?

  You're kidding me.

• 1:04:25Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, and y'all'd open the door, and y'all'd be like, oh, what's up? Yeah, but hey, Cam, moi.

• 1:04:30Cameron Kennedy?

  If you kissed me, holding a bottle of wine, I would immediately bring you inside, have a good night, and let her just leave. I'd be like, hey, he's mine now.

• 1:04:38Peyton Hardin?

  And I genuinely don't know what step two would be. The first thing I would think is give her a tour of your house.

• 1:04:42Cameron Kennedy?

  No, give her a tour of my house? First off, I'm giving the tours, and why the hell? That's, oh, nice to meet you, so right here's my office, right? And you keep going down, guest bathroom, you can use it as long as you keep the lights off, you can go, no, you don't do that.

• 1:04:55Peyton Hardin?

  What would be the appropriate second step?

• 1:04:57Cameron Kennedy?

  You go into the freaking kitchen and the living room and you talk a little.

• 1:05:01Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, then I-

• 1:05:01Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't even know her name, she doesn't get to see my closet? I don't even know her name, I don't know what she does?

• 1:05:06Peyton Hardin?

  Like, okay, let's play, alright.

• 1:05:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, knock, knock, knock.

• 1:05:11Peyton Hardin?

  Can you say hi first?

• 1:05:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I didn't know you, I knocked for you, it's my house, why am I knocking?

• 1:05:16Peyton Hardin?

  I got her.

• 1:05:17Cameron Kennedy?

  My god.

• 1:05:17Peyton Hardin?

  I got her like this, right? I'm holding the wine, okay.

• 1:05:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude.

• 1:05:21Peyton Hardin?

  So I have to release one, and I knock, right? Knock, knock, knock, back on-

• 1:05:24Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm back, baby. Okay. Hey! Hey, Cam, what's the wine for? Don't kiss, don't kiss, why are you kissing me? Don't kiss me, then you go, "Oh." She goes, "Uh, uh," and I go, "I'm so sorry, he's never done that before, he's acting out for you." "Well, hi, nice to meet you." Well, no, let me do that. Let me talk to you about her. Okay. Start over. Okay. And don't kiss me. Alright. Do not kiss me. Okay. Okay, knock on my door. Knock, knock, knock. Okay, go on back, baby. Go back. Hey!

• 1:05:56Cameron Kennedy?

  You go, "Greetings."

• 1:06:01Cameron Kennedy?

  You go, "Mazel." Like, no, who are you? Just say, "Hey, what's up, y'all?" Okay, here we go, sorry, for real, this is hard, here we go. Knock? Knock, knock, knock, I'm back. I'm back, baby, no kisses, no haze, no blowing kisses. Hey! Hey, Cam, this is her. Hey, her, what's her name, P?

• 1:06:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Shit.

• 1:06:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, this is Lisa. Lisa, hey, Lisa, it's so nice to meet you. You have the same name as his mom. That is, that, that's a weird thing to say, but that is my mom's name, it's a beautiful name, she's a beautiful woman, so are you, nice to meet you. That's his wife, that's Liv. That's, I can do that part. She's black. This is my black wife, Liv. You are already sweating and this is a hypothetical, you need to calm down, you have not even took a step into my house yet and you're tearing up. Relax, ditch the bottle of wine, I don't want that hand to be a bottle of wine, ditch the bottle of wine, that hand's in your pocket. That hand's in your pocket, that's on the sole of her back, and you knock with your forehead, what are you gonna do, like, alright, let's do it? I'm like, alright. Okay, here we go. Alright, here we go. P? I'm fine, I'm fine. Grr? This is Lisa.

• 1:07:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Can we make it inside? You go, "This is Lisa." Okay, here we go. Hey, what's up, guys? What's up, Cam? Hey, what's up, bro, hey, nice to meet you. This is Lisa. Hey, Lisa, thank you for coming, this, this is my, uh, this is my little son, this is my wife, Liv. Oh, hey, Lisa, ta-da-da. Mm-hmm. Okay. Y'all wanna come inside? We'd love to. Okay, come in, come in. What's up, guys? They just had that. We did just have this thing, his name's Malachi. Don't, don't worry about his eyes, they'll straighten up soon. He's one-fourth black.

• 1:07:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Lisa, here, you can take your shoes off if you'd like to. Uh, your shoes look dirty as shit, and I don't want that in my house. Uh, take your raggedy ass sneaks off, and we'll go into my, uh, my living room real quick. Take those dusty ass sneakers off, Lisa.

• 1:07:56Peyton Hardin?

  Lisa, um, yeah.

• 1:07:58Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm just kidding, you can keep them on, let's go in here.

• 1:07:59Peyton Hardin?

  Lisa.

• 1:08:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey P, you can stop touching her, bro, you can stop touching her, she can walk, we got decent walk space. Take your hands out of your pockets, creep. Let's just follow along, what do you say? Hey, we can go in here, here's the living room. Step, step, step, step. Boom, we're in the living room, what would you do?

• 1:08:13Peyton Hardin?

  How'd y'all meet? How'd, uh, so me and Lisa?

• 1:08:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Stop. Stop, I'm gonna make it better for you. Lisa, can I get you something to drink? We got bottled water, we got, uh, some Coke Zero. She goes, "I'll take some water." Right. Okay, perfect, boom.

• 1:08:29Peyton Hardin?

  Well, I would get it for her.

• 1:08:30Cameron Kennedy?

  I could, no, I would, 'cause it's my house. I cracked my water for your guest and my guest in my house.

• 1:08:35Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 1:08:36Cameron Kennedy?

  I cracked the water, I set it on the table, and I go, "Hey, we can go over here, let me just pause the show real quick."

• 1:08:40Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, we love that show.

• 1:08:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, really?

• 1:08:42Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 1:08:42Cameron Kennedy?

  What's that character's name? Why you lying in front of Lisa? Why you lying to Lisa? He doesn't watch this, Lisa, take your dirty ass shoes off. My house is clean.

• 1:08:53Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:08:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Alright, let me pause that, my big ass TV is so loud with my sound system, Lisa. So sorry. It's a, that's a big TV, huh, Lisa? It's nice, right? Yeah, it's HDR, here we go. Okay, so Lisa-

• 1:09:05Peyton Hardin?

  Are we sitting on the couch now?

• 1:09:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Lisa, would you like to be seated? Your freak date is standing up in my corner. Oh, sure.

• 1:09:11Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Beautiful, amazing couch, oh, thanks, Lisa, take your sneaks off.

• 1:09:13Peyton Hardin?

  I feel like I would be nervous, 'cause I would like sit on the edge of the couch, like, it's like, you know when you bring a girl over for the first time?

• 1:09:20Peyton Hardin?

  And they sit on the edge of the bed?

• 1:09:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Here we go.

• 1:09:22Peyton Hardin?

  Right, okay, now we're sitting on the couch, you ready?

• 1:09:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Yep. So, Lisa, first off, thank you for coming.

• 1:09:26Peyton Hardin?

  You're talking her a lot.

• 1:09:27Cameron Kennedy?

  It's awesome, because she's the woman of the hour. I know you, you freak.

• 1:09:31Peyton Hardin?

  But I gotta be involved in this somehow.

• 1:09:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god. Alright, Lisa, thank you so much for coming. First off, I love the fit, that's fire, I, I, that, that, that's so tough.

• 1:09:38Peyton Hardin?

  It's one of the reasons I like her.

• 1:09:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Because of her fashion?

• 1:09:41Peyton Hardin?

  She has great fashion.

• 1:09:42Cameron Kennedy?

  She, she does have great fashion. Hey, y'all are twins, because you know how to put that shit on too.

• 1:09:45Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 1:09:45Cameron Kennedy?

  W Wingman, give it to me.

• 1:09:47Peyton Hardin?

  Thank you, appreciate that, appreciate that.

• 1:09:48Cameron Kennedy?

  So, like, what, uh, you know, what are y'all doing? What are your plans for us today?

• 1:09:52Peyton Hardin?

  Well...

• 1:09:55Cameron Kennedy?

  What do you plan on doing when you leave here?

• 1:09:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Cause right now it looks like you're gonna eat her.

• 1:10:02Peyton Hardin?

  Well, we're, well, depending on how this goes, we're gonna stay here for a little bit and hang out with y'all.

• 1:10:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, but we're actually gonna leave in about half an hour, so what are you gonna do next?

• 1:10:12Peyton Hardin?

  Well, I'm not good at planning dates, so I was like, this was it?

• 1:10:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Lisa, you should run for the hills. You should get out of Dodge.

• 1:10:17Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, but, I would wanna, I would, I would wanna, I would wanna advance this conversation. Like, I would wanna feel like I'm like, cause I'm in-

• 1:10:24Cameron Kennedy?

  You lead the conversation.

• 1:10:25Peyton Hardin?

  Cause I know both of y'all, right?

• 1:10:26Cameron Kennedy?

  You're the minder.

• 1:10:27Peyton Hardin?

  Lisa, um, I met Cam a long time ago.

• 1:10:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 1:10:33Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. Cam, how did we meet?

• 1:10:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, uh, we met in college.

• 1:10:39Cameron Kennedy?

  We met in college. Is that pretty cool, Lisa? It was riveting? Hey, how'd you and Lisa meet? I'd like to know that.

• 1:10:45Peyton Hardin?

  Uh, she DM'd me.

• 1:10:46Cameron Kennedy?

  She DM'd you?

• 1:10:47Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, okay. So you're a little fast thing, huh, Lisa? I go, what, you're a little Jersey chaser, Lisa?

• 1:10:53Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I was telling Lisa, since, um, since y'all have the same mom's name.

• 1:10:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, come check this out in my office, bro. Come over here real quick. Lisa, so sorry, I, I just completely forgot. I have to send this email. It'll take like two minutes, okay? I'll be right back, Lisa. Thank you. Hey, come here, P. And I literally get in the office and I go, you need to pull yourself together. You are absolutely going to ruin this for you and Lisa. Come here. You better calm down and you need to breathe. You're starting to stink. I can see the sweat on Small Your back and Lisa's shoes need to be cleaned. Do you see how I wouldn't know?

• 1:11:26Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, so the next thing I would do, ideally, since your, your mom has the same name, I would want her to meet your mom.

• 1:11:32Cameron Kennedy?

  What? You'd want her to meet my mom?

• 1:11:35Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, cause like-

• 1:11:36Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know her last name. You haven't given me any information about her. She, I know that she met through a DM. I don't know where she's from. I don't know if she's local. I don't know what she does. And now she's sitting on my couch.

• 1:11:46Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, but that, that would be, that wouldn't be a bad move.

• 1:11:48Cameron Kennedy?

  That'd be arguably one of the worst next moves. Hey, it was great. I just really wanted y'all, y'all to meet. Can you call your mom? Tell her we're on the way? Let's go to, let's go over there and back to Little Island.

• 1:11:58Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Are you out of your mind?

• 1:12:00Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, okay. Ideally, just bring out like the steps of how to introduce.

• 1:12:04Cameron Kennedy?

  You just talk. Just breathe and talk. You would just, it would be natural. You've gotta say something. You gotta lead this conversation. You're the leader of that relationship, so lead.

• 1:12:14Peyton Hardin?

  But like, who do I talk more to, her or you?

• 1:12:17Cameron Kennedy?

  It's inclusive. You include everyone.

• 1:12:19Peyton Hardin?

  So bringing mom involved is not it?

• 1:12:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Not my mother. The people that are in the room. We live in Lisa.

• 1:12:25Peyton Hardin?

  Would it be okay to offer your son the whole?

• 1:12:27Cameron Kennedy?

  No! She's not touching my kid!

• 1:12:30Peyton Hardin?

  Well, he's there.

• 1:12:31Cameron Kennedy?

  But she has mangled hands.

• 1:12:32Peyton Hardin?

  Turnish.

• 1:12:33Cameron Kennedy?

  She's not touching my kid. You would simply say something that includes all of us? Like, oh my god, speaking of the craziest thing happened to us on the way over here. You get an icebreaker.

• 1:12:42Peyton Hardin?

  What if nothing happened?

• 1:12:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Then you make it up, and then she looks at you and goes, this guy's lying. But it, oh my god.

• 1:12:47Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, so now I know, we can't do it.

• 1:12:49Cameron Kennedy?

  No, we absolutely can't. You need to be like, I need to talk to Lisa for a cumulative-

• 1:12:53Peyton Hardin?

  My Lisa or your Lisa?

• 1:12:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Your Lisa. I talked to my Lisa enough. I need to talk to your Lisa for at least three hours via phone-

• 1:13:00Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Before she ever steps foot in my house.

• 1:13:01Peyton Hardin?

  Normally I do that. Normally I never, I don't like mean people in real life anymore.

• 1:13:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Cause you are anxious.

• 1:13:06Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it's, it's a, it is a crippling thing in my life.

• 1:13:10Cameron Kennedy?

  I think you would do good if no one else was there.

• 1:13:12Peyton Hardin?

  What do you mean?

• 1:13:12Cameron Kennedy?

  I think you would do good. If you had the str- see, you, you bring in your brother and sister in Christ.

• 1:13:17Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:17Cameron Kennedy?

  And you get scared. You get scared cattywampus, real sweaty.

• 1:13:20Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:21Cameron Kennedy?

  If Lisa pulled up, if Lisa shot her shot via DM in real life?

• 1:13:24Peyton Hardin?

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:13:25Cameron Kennedy?

  She said, "Hey, hey boo, what you doing?" You'd just be like, "Oh."

• 1:13:29Peyton Hardin?

  No, if I had alcohol in me, I can talk.

• 1:13:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, now that is a problem. That is, that is a problem. I pay.

• 1:13:35Peyton Hardin?

  I just don't know how to like, talk to people for the first time if it's not over the internet. Cause over the internet, I could chat GPT that whole shit. You wouldn't even know. Greetings and all.

• 1:13:46Cameron Kennedy?

  She's like, she's like, what's one of your deepest darkies? You're like, I hold animosity towards those names. It's like, who the? Am I talking to Shakespeare? Bro, no, you'd be good. If there's no cameras, no other people, I have faith in you.

• 1:13:57Peyton Hardin?

  I think we should do that for Patreon.

• 1:13:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 1:13:59Peyton Hardin?

  Patreon, let me know in the comments, should we do like, like a, cause we're gonna, we were talking about the 20v1 with Pierce. And a lot of people said they want it with Pierce. Do I get involved in this?

• 1:14:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Look at Pierce.

• 1:14:11Peyton Hardin?

  A 20v1 for you? Yeah. We bring in 20 people, and like, I have to try to talk to them all, get through them all.

• 1:14:17Cameron Kennedy?

  That'd be absolutely fantastic.

• 1:14:18Peyton Hardin?

  I know, but I was reading the comments on the extended episode where we talked about it, and a lot of people wanted to do it. And you know I'll do it for the content.

• 1:14:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Hundred percent.

• 1:14:25Peyton Hardin?

  So in the comments right now, let me know if y'all want that to happen.

• 1:14:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god. A 20v1? Okay, we do Pierce's first.

• 1:14:32Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 1:14:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Get the lay of the land.

• 1:14:33Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 1:14:34Cameron Kennedy?

  And then the next episode is a 20v1 with Peyton?

• 1:14:36Peyton Hardin?

  I think so.

• 1:14:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god. Please put it in the comments, say yes, yes, yes. That'd be absolutely hilarious.

• 1:14:41Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. Alright, Kev, get us out of here.

• 1:14:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Thank you so, so, so, so, so, so, so much. We love every single one of y'all. Thank you for coming back to another episode. As always, everything you need is in the description right below. We got the Patreon booming and it's amazing. We love all you little koalas, whether you're Cubs, Prime, or royalty. We got the Twitch, the Facebook, the IGs, the Discord. It is all there. And make sure to get your good karma, confuse the casuals with this week's secret code. What's secret code? This week's secret code, CBS. There you go. What does that mean? Guess it. Curse birthdays sucks. Yes! You got it. Curse birthdays suck. Let's go. Curse birthdays suck and he is no new one to that. He's had curse birthdays every single year. Alright, relax.

• 1:15:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Alright, remember, one hour tick while we're at home at Christmas and we'll see ya uh, next time. Hello?

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