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• 1:09Peyton Hardin?

  Hey everybody, welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast, episode 154, round of applause, please.

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• 3:00Peyton Hardin?

  We got co-host Cam back in the studio.

• 3:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Chase.

• 3:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Good catch, cheer. It's not my name, quarterback.

• 3:12Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, I think, so you, okay, you just made that, that reference to that viral TikToks thing going on from Noah Beck's movie. If you haven't seen that, basically it's Noah Beck. He did, which is like a famous, like one of the dance TikTokers from like 2020. Attractive looking dude.

• 3:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Great looking guy.

• 3:28Peyton Hardin?

  Probably top five, why?

• 3:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Skin looks like porcelain.

• 3:31Peyton Hardin?

  You know, good looking guy. He had a movie that came out on Hulu and it was one of those rom-coms. And he was like a quarterback and he's throwing the football to like one of his teammates.

• 3:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Chase.

• 3:40Peyton Hardin?

  In the, in the cheerleader car and, and he said, good catch, cheer. And she goes, it's not my name, quarterback. I'm not gonna lie. I feel like if we had a movie together, it would kind of be like that.

• 3:52Cameron Kennedy?

  But my thing is, when I, when I see stuff like that, I immediately think, how many people are on a payroll and that went through them? No one, no one thought, let's make it a little better. Let's make, let's make that dialogue slightly better.

• 4:08Peyton Hardin?

  I don't think it's that bad.

• 4:09Cameron Kennedy?

  It's not my name, quarterback.

• 4:11Peyton Hardin?

  And she threw it. Yes, yes or no, if I was playing basketball and I shot it airball, the girl caught it. She had, I was like, oh, good catch, cheer. She said, nice shot, shooting guard.

• 4:23Cameron Kennedy?

  It's not my name, small forward.

• 4:25Peyton Hardin?

  No, no.

• 4:26Cameron Kennedy?

  I'd be like, oh, yeah. He's like, oh. Me in the locker room. But no, I think if we had a movie and it was a sports little rom-com, little. Maybe not a low budget film, but like not.

• 4:37Peyton Hardin?

  What's, it might be happening soon. We're talking. We're working.

• 4:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Bubba just dropped an Easter egg that I didn't know we were dropping today. It's not even April and I don't see a bunny and I don't see a cross, but.

• 4:48Peyton Hardin?

  God bless.

• 4:49Cameron Kennedy?

  God blessed be, blessed be thy name.

• 4:51Peyton Hardin?

  Why, so we don't talk as, we don't talk often anymore.

• 4:54Cameron Kennedy?

  That's not true at all.

• 4:55Peyton Hardin?

  We don't speak at all.

• 4:56Cameron Kennedy?

  We speak, I would say on average, six times a day.

• 4:58Peyton Hardin?

  I know, but I kinda like it though, knowing like on my weekends, I can live my own life and you won't know about it. But it make, cause I know it'll make good podcast content.

• 5:08Cameron Kennedy?

  The only reason our communication was less than this weekend is because I was out of state. I was across state line.

• 5:13Peyton Hardin?

  And my parents came into town this weekend.

• 5:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Exactly.

• 5:15Peyton Hardin?

  Let me tell you something about what happened.

• 5:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, God.

• 5:18Peyton Hardin?

  So I was, my parents came into town this weekend, right?

• 5:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 5:21Peyton Hardin?

  I don't see them very often. I'm a busy girl.

• 5:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, you are.

• 5:23Peyton Hardin?

  So they came, they came over, we went to Topgolf. Everybody loves a good Topgolf situation.

• 5:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Good old swings.

• 5:30Peyton Hardin?

  Me and my, me and my mom, my dad, we go to Topgolf, right?

• 5:33Cameron Kennedy?

  No precedent?

• 5:34Peyton Hardin?

  No precedent. So we're walking, we go into Topgolf, I'm sitting, we're waiting for our bay, right? I see this lovely lady in a, in this nice dress, like skirt type thing. She's about my age, maybe a little older, right? I see her walk past me. She's walking straight past me. I take a look at the boon. Who am I? I'm a grown man. What do you want me to do? I take a, I, I literally was, I checked my mom's shoes, she was looking, she wasn't, so I looked down at the boon.

• 6:02Cameron Kennedy?

  What's the score of that game?

• 6:03Peyton Hardin?

  Ah, wow! She goes, Hanya, oh, nothing. No, but I came to find out my mom looked too. God bless her. One and the same.

• 6:13Cameron Kennedy?

  You are your mother and father's offspring.

• 6:16Peyton Hardin?

  A hundred percent. So I was like, damn, I hope I get to see her again.

• 6:21Peyton Hardin?

  My bay is ready. They walk me to my bay.

• 6:24Cameron Kennedy?

  The girl or where you?

• 6:24Peyton Hardin?

  No, the Topgolf people.

• 6:26Cameron Kennedy?

  My bay is ready, your bay?

• 6:27Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I get it. So they walk me to my bay, right? Topgolf people are walking me, walking me to my bay. I get there, two bays ahead of me.

• 6:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 6:36Peyton Hardin?

  Was the girl in the skirt. I said, God bless, I have a direct line of view at her. I'm gonna be making eye contact at her as I'm swinging this nine iron, right? So.

• 6:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh god.

• 6:48Peyton Hardin?

  I was swinging, I was doing my thing.

• 6:50Cameron Kennedy?

  That's about what it looks like, right there.

• 6:52Peyton Hardin?

  I was hitting that thing, it was going about four feet ahead of me, right? So, I look up, because I'm like, okay, I'm gonna try to make eye contact with her. I look up.

• 7:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Here we go.

• 7:02Peyton Hardin?

  She's with another guy.

• 7:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Ooh.

• 7:04Peyton Hardin?

  In this bay.

• 7:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Ooh.

• 7:06Peyton Hardin?

  Immediately, I'm turned off. I don't want, I don't, I don't associate with women with men.

• 7:12Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't believe that.

• 7:12Peyton Hardin?

  I, I don't, I don't. I am a man of morals.

• 7:15Cameron Kennedy?

  I am kidding.

• 7:15Peyton Hardin?

  I have, so I'm like, I'm like, immediately she's off limits to me. She looks like Rufus to me now. I don't even, I don't even want to look that way.

• 7:22Cameron Kennedy?

  She's nasty.

• 7:24Peyton Hardin?

  But.

• 7:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh god.

• 7:26Peyton Hardin?

  I just naturally, since she was two bays ahead of me, she kept, we kept just making eye contact, but I would turn my head immediately knowing I'm off limits, you're off limits.

• 7:34Cameron Kennedy?

  No ma'am, you are in the wrong.

• 7:36Peyton Hardin?

  Right? I'm sitting down, as my father is going, swing, swing. Right, I'm sitting down, I see her boyfriend walk past to go to the bathroom.

• 7:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh no.

• 7:47Peyton Hardin?

  She's alone now.

• 7:48Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 7:49Peyton Hardin?

  We share, we, oh my god, we share the same waiter. Because he, we're all, we're two bays, we're two bays away from each other, we share the same waiter.

• 8:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, don't, don't.

• 8:01Peyton Hardin?

  I look over and my waiter's talking to her. I'm like, okay, probably ordering a beverage, maybe some donut holes or some flatbread pizza.

• 8:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh god.

• 8:09Peyton Hardin?

  Or maybe extending your time on the top golf.

• 8:11Cameron Kennedy?

  A little more block party action.

• 8:12Peyton Hardin?

  So, I stop paying attention, I see that, stop paying attention. I'm going to swing, right? I'm in my backswing, I'm in my back squi-

• 8:21Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm in my backswing?

• 8:23Peyton Hardin?

  I'm in my backswing, as I'm looking back, my waiter's right here. I said, what's up?

• 8:31Peyton Hardin?

  He goes, hey, sorry man, um, the girl two bays down.

• 8:35Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 8:37Peyton Hardin?

  She likes you.

• 8:37Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 8:39Peyton Hardin?

  And she wanted me to give you this. It's a receipt with her name and number on it.

• 8:45Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, oh no.

• 8:47Peyton Hardin?

  I'm like, you low down.

• 8:49Cameron Kennedy?

  You dirty.

• 8:51Peyton Hardin?

  I FaceTimed her for four hours and I.

• 8:54Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I almost farted out my heart. I almost, I almost shat my liver clean through my butthole.

• 9:02Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 9:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 9:04Peyton Hardin?

  No, but I was like, I was like, I, I asked him. I said, isn't she with that guy? He goes, yeah, man, I don't know what's going on, brother, but she just wanted me to give it to you. And I showed my mom and she goes, ah, this trifling bitch. Oh, hell no.

• 9:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, you dirty, nasty asshole.

• 9:21Peyton Hardin?

  And then my dad was like, shit, if you don't want it.

• 9:23Cameron Kennedy?

  He goes, hey, what's the number? He goes, just tell me the area code. I'll remember the rest.

• 9:27Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. So that's, that was my Topgolf experience. I looked her up on Cash App and everything.

• 9:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. See, you were a normal, normal little boy.

• 9:36Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yeah.

• 9:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Living in this beautiful cinematic little life.

• 9:40Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly. God bless.

• 9:41Cameron Kennedy?

  That's where you fuck it up.

• 9:42Peyton Hardin?

  What do you mean?

• 9:43Cameron Kennedy?

  When you turned all Sherlock Holmes, you had a Cash App to look up people. That's creepy and we're not gonna act like it's not.

• 9:50Peyton Hardin?

  If you get an unknown number, the best way to find out who it is is Cash App.

• 9:54Cameron Kennedy?

  What are you, the FBI?

• 9:55Peyton Hardin?

  How do you fi- find out who's talking to you?

• 9:57Cameron Kennedy?

  You leave it unknown.

• 9:58Peyton Hardin?

  Oh no.

• 9:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Keep it spicy.

• 9:59Peyton Hardin?

  You don't have enough experimentation or wonder in your mind.

• 10:02Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't.

• 10:03Peyton Hardin?

  You have to. What do you do?

• 10:04Cameron Kennedy?

  What's your name? If, if, if she says Craig, I'm talking to Craig and I'm, I don't, hey, it's Craig. That's all I say. What's your name?

• 10:11Peyton Hardin?

  No, a hundred.

• 10:12Cameron Kennedy?

  She goes, hey, it was great seeing you tonight. Who are you?

• 10:14Peyton Hardin?

  That's not true. You ever, I know people get this. You ever get a random text and it's not just like, one of those, you haven't paid your toll scam text. It's not one of those. It's like, hey, I haven't talked to you in such a long time. I miss you. How you doing? How's Malcolm? How's your pet? Like you know this person knows you, but there's no text history there and it's an unknown number. You can't just be like, who is this?

• 10:34Cameron Kennedy?

  That's exa- I literally say, who is this? Don't have your number saved. Sorry. With a period. And they go, really? I go, who are you? Like, tell me your name.

• 10:42Peyton Hardin?

  I swear to god. That's not appropriate, right?

• 10:45Cameron Kennedy?

  It's, that is, that is less invasive than going to a. Monetary service app to find out who they are.

• 10:51Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god.

• 10:52Cameron Kennedy?

  First off, Cash App needs to be sued for that. They need to be sued.

• 10:55Peyton Hardin?

  That's how you-

• 10:56Cameron Kennedy?

  I can throw in a number and it tells me the name. Make it the very last step, because Cash App, you throw that number and it goes, "Oh, James Williams."

• 11:03Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 11:04Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it should be, "I'm sending 10 bucks. I'm sending it for the Red Bull. I'm sending it to this number." And then right before you click send, it goes, "By the way, this is James. Is that fine?" That's what it should say. It should go, "James Williams," right when I enter their number. That's bullshit.

• 11:17Peyton Hardin?

  That's the only way. Like, that's half of my birthday texts this month was because I was Googling people's things on Cash App, or looking them up on Cash App.

• 11:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Let's break that down.

• 11:26Peyton Hardin?

  What happened?

• 11:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Why do you got so many unsaved numbers?

• 11:28Peyton Hardin?

  Don't like doing it.

• 11:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Do you not like people?

• 11:29Peyton Hardin?

  It's because I never think this relationship is gonna go past this initial meet. Like, I never think, like, if I'm talking to you on a regular basis, I'm gonna save your number. Can I ask a question? Go ahead. You know, like, get rid of it. That's fine.

• 11:43Cameron Kennedy?

  What percentage of females?

• 11:46Peyton Hardin?

  No, let's not put that-

• 11:47Cameron Kennedy?

  What percentage of women?

• 11:49Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no. Don't put that narrative out there. It's about, it's about even. It's about 50/50.

• 11:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, bullshit.

• 11:54Peyton Hardin?

  No, 100%.

• 11:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, bullshit.

• 11:55Peyton Hardin?

  I tend to have more women in my phone than men.

• 11:57Cameron Kennedy?

  There you go. Russian roulette, 80/20, minimum. If I had a Russian roulette 80/20, I'm thinking 85/15.

• 12:03Peyton Hardin?

  No, but I'm just saying, it doesn't matter about the gender. I just genuinely don't save numbers. CJ's name in my phone is still spelled wrong. That's how I, that's how I just don't-

• 12:13Cameron Kennedy?

  I think my name in your phone is still Cameron SSC.

• 12:17Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's not.

• 12:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Or what is it? That's on your Snapchat.

• 12:20Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, it's not.

• 12:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, it is.

• 12:21Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's not.

• 12:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, it is.

• 12:23Peyton Hardin?

  How are you gonna tell me what my shit says?

• 12:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Because I went through your phone the other day when you were asleep and it says Cameron SSC.

• 12:26Peyton Hardin?

  You went through my phone?

• 12:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 12:28Peyton Hardin?

  Why'd you go through my phone?

• 12:29Cameron Kennedy?

  It was open. It was tempting. Your phone is a, your phone is a gateway to dopamine.

• 12:34Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, my god.

• 12:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, okay. First off, unb- okay, 20 seconds on that girl. Unbelievable woman.

• 12:44Peyton Hardin?

  Nasty word.

• 12:44Cameron Kennedy?

  That was a nasty woman.

• 12:45Peyton Hardin?

  Don't do that.

• 12:46Cameron Kennedy?

  What color was the dress? Well, I just-

• 12:48Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, tan. It's like one of those tan, like, khaki, like...

• 12:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, what was the weather like?

• 12:53Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, are you okay?

• 12:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah, but, no, I love my wife. I swear, I love my wife, I'm just saying, it's a picture, the mind...

• 13:00Peyton Hardin?

  It doesn't matter, it's kinda being, it's kinda strange.

• 13:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, I'll stop him.

• 13:03Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 13:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Liv, good morning, but, something happened to me this weekend too, cuz, you know, I, I agree with you, when we spend time apart, not only does the heart grow fond,

• 13:11Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 13:12Cameron Kennedy?

  but memories are made without each other.

• 13:14Peyton Hardin?

  I'm starting to enjoy it, though.

• 13:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, but now that, that's where it becomes rude.

• 13:16Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 13:17Cameron Kennedy?

  I was in Oklahoma, and, obviously, Oklahoma, three hour drive, three hour back, wherever, where we go. So, my mom came with us, it was our first trip with Malachi, so my mom came with us, it led to a lot of conversation in the car. My mom drops this story on me, and my god, I immediately said, "I'm saying that next week, cuz that is unbelievable."

• 13:36Peyton Hardin?

  What happened?

• 13:37Cameron Kennedy?

  She goes, "There's a fly in the car," right? She goes, "Ah!"

• 13:43Cameron Kennedy?

  I go, "What are you doing?" She goes, "There's a bug!" And I go, "Is it gonna bite ya?" cuz I'm looking at the road. She goes, "N- no, it's a fly," and I go, "You're kidding." I go, "Get the fly out of the car." I roll down the window, she's like, "I can't touch it." "I can't touch the fly." I go, "Mom, it's a fly," like, just whack it.

• 13:57Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 13:58Cameron Kennedy?

  She goes, "I have scars on my body from bugs." And I go, "Okay, so, you need to explain that right now." She goes, "No, seriously, I can't touch it." I go, "Oh, it's to hell with the fly, he can buzz around, he can hear the story too."

• 14:09Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 14:09Cameron Kennedy?

  "You have scars on your bodies from bugs." She goes, "Yeah, I was a young girl, I was about ten or eleven, and, we were with my dad at his job, and at the time, he was driving trucks, so he was at his loading zone. I don't know if you've ever seen him, when they back those big ass trucks up, there's like that big, like, drop off, like, loading zone. She said it was a five foot drop off. She was there with her brother, who's only four years older, so her brother's like fourteen, my mom was ten.

• 14:34Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 14:34Cameron Kennedy?

  And they're just sitting there, waiting on my dad, life was crazy back then, why you have two kids just waiting on a loading zone?

• 14:39Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it was different.

• 14:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Wicked life.

• 14:40Peyton Hardin?

  Different.

• 14:41Cameron Kennedy?

  She says, her brother simply kicked a dead cricket toward her. Dead cricket. Already dead, nothing that can bite ya, nothing.

• 14:49Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 14:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Kicks a dead cricket at her, she gets, "Oh, ah, stop, Tommy, stop!" He kicks it again, the best thing for her to do in that time was to jump off the loading zone. She jumped off of a five foot, concrete ledge, and landed directly on her hands and knees.

• 15:08Peyton Hardin?

  Yo, Lisa!

• 15:09Cameron Kennedy?

  I said, "Are you fucking serious?" I literally was going like 85, I was like, "You're fucking kidding me." She said she didn't know what to do, she didn't know where else to go, so she jumped off, cleared it, landed, hands and knees. My grandpa, her dad, freaks out, picks her up, goes next door to the meat market and asks if they have an ice pack and stitching, because her knee was shot clean open. And I was like, "You, you need to be studied, mom."

• 15:37Peyton Hardin?

  There's a couple of things here. First of all, Lisa needs to practice her landings, brother.

• 15:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, she does!

• 15:42Peyton Hardin?

  At her age, now she still lands on her knees. Like, I don't, I don't know why she, she falls like that.

• 15:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, she does, she can't fall gracefully. The other day she came into my house, she steps on Ruby, throws her drink in the air, lands on her back, lands clean on her vertebrae. And I was like, "What are you doing?" Like, "What are you doing?"

• 16:02Peyton Hardin?

  And first of all, why is her father expecting a meatpacking place to have stitches?

• 16:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Life was different back then, bro, I don't know.

• 16:10Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, he's like, "You got a cleaver?"

• 16:12Cameron Kennedy?

  I got an amputator right here.

• 16:17Peyton Hardin?

  Speaking of cars, there were, like, I was thinking about this, this weekend too. I genuinely, you ever in the car with somebody and you went on a road trip? Did y'all play music?

• 16:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, a little bit, yeah.

• 16:27Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, okay. You ever singing along in the car with somebody on a road trip?

• 16:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Mm-hmm.

• 16:32Peyton Hardin?

  Y'all just enjoy music, right? You're singing. I, one of my biggest pet peeves in the world is when I'm driving, singing along to music with a passenger, and the passenger sings too good.

• 16:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, okay.

• 16:46Peyton Hardin?

  Dog, you're ruining this fucking experience for me. Stop it. This isn't a goddamn talent show, bro.

• 16:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, they're out singing you in your car with your playlist.

• 16:56Peyton Hardin?

  It's not even about out singing me. Don't sing that good in this car. You know what I mean?

• 17:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, Sinatra, just relax and enjoy the vibe. You're not getting the contract.

• 17:06Peyton Hardin?

  It's, it's literally the worst experience ever. One of our singer friends, you know who this is. We were in LA vibing with her, I was playing some "Party Next Door," and she was hitting octaves and notes that party's not even hitting. I'm like, "Shut the fuck up!"

• 17:22Cameron Kennedy?

  You go, you're like biting your teeth, you're like, oh, she keeps singing, you go, enough! You just freak out on her, god damn it! Can I not enjoy it?

• 17:34Peyton Hardin?

  It ruins the song experience.

• 17:36Cameron Kennedy?

  It does, cuz it's, I'm not even, I'm listening to a live action remix and I don't, I didn't queue that up.

• 17:41Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it's like you're hitting, like, you're running and like they're hitting runs and the next bar's already started. I'm like, I can't keep up.

• 17:49Cameron Kennedy?

  And you're like,

• 17:51Peyton Hardin?

  well, okay, what's worse, someone who sings better than should be?

• 17:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 17:55Peyton Hardin?

  Or someone that does not do anything? Like, you're vibing, you're, you're like, oh, fi- I got four fire queued up songs, they all flow, vibes hot, and your passenger's like this. What's worse?

• 18:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Honestly, I don't want those kind of people around me.

• 18:08Peyton Hardin?

  I don't.

• 18:09Cameron Kennedy?

  You have one with you every single day. It's surely coming to an end.

• 18:14Cameron Kennedy?

  No, the, the time is ticking. The sand is almost turned over fully. It is, I promise you, I'm not dealing with that much longer.

• 18:22Cameron Kennedy?

  I swear to god. No, we're laughing, it's not, that's it.

• 18:30Peyton Hardin?

  No, honestly, I'm not too mad at people that are, are dead silent in the car.

• 18:35Cameron Kennedy?

  I think that's worse, bro.

• 18:36Peyton Hardin?

  I'm mad, I've said this for years, and I've said it probably multiple times on this podcast. People that talk over my damn music.

• 18:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 18:43Peyton Hardin?

  Don't talk during my music time. If you, if you see me enjoying this, shut the f- up, dude. It's a, oh my god.

• 18:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, what about, what about a question right at the drop?

• 18:55Peyton Hardin?

  Oh shit.

• 18:56Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like,

• 18:59Cameron Kennedy?

  hey, what'd you have for breakfast? And you're like,

• 19:03Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm like,

• 19:05Cameron Kennedy?

  I just go, that's it!

• 19:07Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, what are some of your road trip pet peeves? It's, it's music people, like, people that sing too well?

• 19:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, I got too often.

• 19:14Peyton Hardin?

  Or people that talk over the music?

• 19:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Mine are immediately grown adults that can't control their bladder. Hey, I gas the car up and I go till it's on E. That's when I pee, if I have to fill up gas. My wife.

• 19:26Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 19:27Cameron Kennedy?

  And pretty much every woman in my life, so, I don't know.

• 19:30Peyton Hardin?

  If you have low ba- bladder issues? If you if you have like or if your bladder is on low power mode, you fly. You don't go in the car.

• 19:36Cameron Kennedy?

  You get in the sky where there's a toilet. And the second one, people that get stinky road snacks. If you're a mother that opens up a cheddar and jalapeno sausage in my car while I am driving, you deserve to ride in the trunk.

• 19:52Peyton Hardin?

  That's not fair.

• 19:52Cameron Kennedy?

  That is extremely fair and you are one of those. Beef jerky. You go Diet Coke and beef jerky and I'm just like.

• 20:00Peyton Hardin?

  Beef jerky is one of the best road trip snacks ever. Yes or no? You cannot argue.

• 20:03Cameron Kennedy?

  I have the the greatest road trip snack, not up for debate, hands down, shouldn't even be subjective.

• 20:09Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 20:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Sunflower seeds.

• 20:10Peyton Hardin?

  Kim, that is the most hillbilly shit ever. I'm not eating sunflower. Where are you spitting? I'm not gonna have a. I'm not having a spit cup in my Tesla. I'm not doing that.

• 20:19Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't want to smell beef and beef jerky and all these flavorings.

• 20:23Peyton Hardin?

  On tour, there was one trip we had where we were like driving from like DC to like Philly or something like that.

• 20:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Who was driving?

• 20:30Peyton Hardin?

  You and I had I had a I'm not gonna lie. I should go to jail for this concoction. I had beef jerky, Red Bull and corn nuts. Dude, like I'm not gonna lie, that car smelled like a.

• 20:44Peyton Hardin?

  Like it it smelled like.

• 20:47Peyton Hardin?

  Like I'm not gonna, we could put it on the Patreon. I don't care.

• 20:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, you know, you're doing something right when your editor is sweating. Dude, that was utter bullshit. That that I I it is surprising to me that I remember that exact smell.

• 21:08Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, yeah.

• 21:08Cameron Kennedy?

  It was pissing me off and and of course you deserve the right to like, yeah, you're top dog, but you're sitting right next to me. It's not like you're in the back of the Chrysler. You were right next to me, right, right next. You're direct, direct passages to my nasal.

• 21:23Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 21:23Cameron Kennedy?

  And you go, corn nuts.

• 21:27Cameron Kennedy?

  How much farther?

• 21:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, did you see this TMZ dropped this new report? And you go, oh, those were good. Time for the next one.

• 21:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Beef jerky gnawing away.

• 21:40Peyton Hardin?

  Goddamn cow's leg in there.

• 21:41Cameron Kennedy?

  And I'm just like.

• 21:43Peyton Hardin?

  Last thing on the road trip, people. You ever had a bad backseat person? Not even, backseat drivers are the worst. Shout out to Kane Brown.

• 21:52Peyton Hardin?

  Backseat drivers are the worst. The ones that, that just talk and try to tell you directions.

• 21:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, you can go, you can, you can turn.

• 21:58Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, it's like, hey, you should be driving. If you got this much to say, you get up here.

• 22:03Cameron Kennedy?

  I literally say that to Liv now. Anytime she says anything from the backseat, I go, I'll pull over right now.

• 22:08Peyton Hardin?

  Now Liv is the worst.

• 22:08Cameron Kennedy?

  I will pull over on the side of the road and we can switch seats.

• 22:11Peyton Hardin?

  Liv is the worst. CJ's second, right?

• 22:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God.

• 22:14Peyton Hardin?

  CJ's the worst.

• 22:15Cameron Kennedy?

  CJ's bad too.

• 22:16Peyton Hardin?

  Or, this is a, this might be too specific. The people that are in the backseat and they roll down their window when everybody else's windows are up. Now my ears are blasted out. Now it sounds like they're cooking popcorn in my eardrum.

• 22:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, all of a sudden, I'm a Navy SEAL and I'm getting rescued from an Apache helicopter when I'm simply trying to drive. It's like.

• 22:40Cameron Kennedy?

  And I'm like, oh my, yes, no. Backseat drivers, let's, let's say this. The only thing backseat drivers should have access to is a charger.

• 22:47Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, 100%.

• 22:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Some people shouldn't even have that.

• 22:49Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 22:49Cameron Kennedy?

  The only thing you should get is a charger. You shouldn't have food. You damn sure should not have access to the windows. You obviously do not have access to the music and there should be that screen that's in the limos where you don't even see.

• 22:59Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 23:00Cameron Kennedy?

  You can't talk about the road.

• 23:01Peyton Hardin?

  Backseat.

• 23:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Just be in the backseat.

• 23:02Peyton Hardin?

  Backseat drivers are the equivalent to somebody on a plane in 32F talking to the pilot. You don't speak back there. You eat your Biscoff and you shut the hell up and you ask if you need to, if you need some headphones, you let us know.

• 23:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Literally, you shut up and you relax and we'll get there safe. Oh, my God.

• 23:18Peyton Hardin?

  It's the worst. You know, um.

• 23:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God.

• 23:21Peyton Hardin?

  I was talking to my dad this weekend and you know how my, my dog's about to die, right? He's, he's close to it. He sees the light every morning, but God's just like, oh, most, wait a little bit. Couple more rabbits.

• 23:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Not quite.

• 23:33Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. So.

• 23:34Cameron Kennedy?

  He's like, all right.

• 23:40Peyton Hardin?

  So I was talking to my family about my dog Malcolm, his health and I was like, okay. And I pay for Malcolm's vet. He doesn't like going to the vet, so I have to have a mobile vet come to the house, right? He gets anxiety attacks if he goes to the vet. Or he might try to kill another beast. So I'm just like, let's avoid that. He's on his last couple of days. Let's just have him comfortable. Let's bring a vet. Let's bring an in-home nurse. Yeah, in-home nurse to the house. So they, there's been a nurse that's come to the house and rubs him down and fix all of his knots, I guess. I don't know what they do. So he had to get prescribed medicine. They gave my, my dog, my old 15, no 17-year-old dog or however old he is, medicine, pills.

• 24:24Peyton Hardin?

  Now, I thought dogs were lesser than us, right? They're not humans. Not like we don't, we shouldn't care about them, but they shouldn't get the same treatment we do, right? I'm thinking Malcolm gets prescribed these pills. They bring the pills to the house, right?

• 24:41Peyton Hardin?

  They call, the, the, the vet calls my dad and says Malcolm's pills are ready. He goes, where are they? Like, I'm here at the house. They're not outside the door. And they go, go to your local Walgreens to pick up your dog's prescription. First of all, my dad calls me and he goes, what the? He's like, what kind of bougie shit is this? And I said, I don't know. I don't know how it works. Oh. He goes to the Walgreens pharmacy. He goes up to the window and my dad is confused, right? He's 60. He does, he's never picked up pills for an animal. He goes up, he's like, uh, I was told to come pick up some pills. And, and they go, is it for you? And he goes, my dog.

• 25:25Peyton Hardin?

  They go, what's your dog's name? Oh my God. He goes, are you serious? He goes, is it in your database? What does that mean? I gave him that, I don't know. He goes, Malcolm? And they, and then they like have him fill out a form.

• 25:42Peyton Hardin?

  I did not know dogs had HIPAA.

• 25:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, what medicine did they give Malcolm? Cause my god, it's encrypted in Walgreens?

• 25:52Peyton Hardin?

  Do y'all know what HIPAA is?

• 25:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 25:53Peyton Hardin?

  HIPAA, if you don't know, is basically like, you can't-

• 25:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Like privacy.

• 25:58Peyton Hardin?

  It's a privacy thing for humans. Like, if I get prescribed something, they can't tell, or whoever signs off on the pill cannot tell somebody else about their medical history.

• 26:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 26:07Peyton Hardin?

  You can't tell about the sickness or the pill. Who the am I gonna tell about my dog's hip displace of medicine?

• 26:14Cameron Kennedy?

  That's my dog!

• 26:16Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it's like, am I gonna snitch to the neighbor poodle?

• 26:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Your dad goes, "So what exactly, like, how should I give them?" "Sir, can't tell you that."

• 26:23Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 26:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Keep it secret, they go, "Oh, by the way, what's Malcolm Drum's age?" Your dad's like, "119?" I don't know, what do you want me to say?

• 26:33Peyton Hardin?

  It's like, so we were having this conversation, it's like, who are we protecting Malcolm from? It's like, are we not the neighborhood dogs? They're not supposed to know Malcolm's got a bad front tire?

• 26:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Your ring camera, there's like three Dobermans at the middle of the night, they're like-

• 26:49Cameron Kennedy?

  They're trying to get his drugs? Dude, I like, isn't that so strange? That is, I have never in a million years heard of having to go to a Walgreens-

• 27:00Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 27:00Cameron Kennedy?

  For dog medicine, they're feeding your boy perks.

• 27:03Peyton Hardin?

  And they put it in that little bag with a receipt with his name highlighted on it.

• 27:07Cameron Kennedy?

  No, they did not. And Malcolm, you're a human, dog, pay some taxes. You know what I mean? You've been living here 17 years, you haven't made a dime? Are you nuts? What if you, oh my god, what if you woke up in the morning, he was on his hind legs, top two was on the counter, and he was like-

• 27:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Right when he's like tossing a pill in his mouth, he sees you, he goes- He goes, then he's like, "Oh, bark, bark." And it just goes down? What if he was, how mad would you be if Malcolm was functioning, like, English? Knew everything?

• 27:41Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god.

• 27:41Cameron Kennedy?

  His whole life?

• 27:42Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 27:43Cameron Kennedy?

  But he waited till his literal last couple of weeks? So sorry.

• 27:46Peyton Hardin?

  It's okay.

• 27:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Bit too soon to expose that to you.

• 27:49Peyton Hardin?

  I would genuinely be upset because I've always had the inkling.

• 27:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 27:57Cameron Kennedy?

  That was like three trumpets score.

• 28:00Peyton Hardin?

  I've always, so y'all ever seen Toy Story?

• 28:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 28:04Peyton Hardin?

  Where the, whenever Andy comes in the room, the toys fall down. I've always had that thought with dogs. I think dogs know some shit. No cow.

• 28:16Cameron Kennedy?

  I think dogs can see certain things.

• 28:19Peyton Hardin?

  What do you mean?

• 28:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Like that milky layer on their eyes, it gives them an extra power.

• 28:23Peyton Hardin?

  No, Malcolm does have milk.

• 28:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, Dusty was milky as hell.

• 28:25Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, Dusty was goddamn almost transparent.

• 28:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Dusty, it looked like you shot up like a small tube of egg white, like eggshell just.

• 28:31Peyton Hardin?

  Looks like Malachi's formula. It's like y'all spilled a little bit in his eye socket. And it got stuck.

• 28:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, my mom's probably literally crying right now. Like, that's the crazy part, she's probably in tears.

• 28:42Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I'm sorry Lisa.

• 28:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Aw, yeah. But I think, I think dogs.

• 28:47Peyton Hardin?

  Pancreas.

• 28:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Everything. Kinda just head to toe. Just kinda head to back feet. Everything, including that butt. Including that little butt. Little Yorkie butt.

• 28:56Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, continue.

• 28:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Couple of big swirls on the back.

• 28:58Peyton Hardin?

  Yorkie's always got a little bit of issues.

• 29:00Cameron Kennedy?

  They have a little bit of ass too.

• 29:03Cameron Kennedy?

  They really do. Like for a small bill, they have a decent little ass. Every, go look at a Yorkie. It's, there's like a nice, like a curve. Am I, am I on a list?

• 29:11Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not going today, and y'all should have heard what he said on camera, what he asked me for.

• 29:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Dog, that's just brother.

• 29:23Peyton Hardin?

  At some point you gotta. Oh no. Oh no.

• 29:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Too much?

• 29:28Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. Oh, well, just keep it on Patreon.

• 29:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, that's where the line is. But, back to Yorkie's ass.

• 29:36Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's not.

• 29:36Cameron Kennedy?

  I think they can see like, angels, demons, undeads, and spirits.

• 29:41Peyton Hardin?

  Do you honestly believe that or are you talking shit?

• 29:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, little talking shit, little seriousness.

• 29:45Peyton Hardin?

  Which part is?

• 29:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Why do the dogs always look up in the corner and go, huh?

• 29:48Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, that's the same thing Malcolm talks to corners.

• 29:49Cameron Kennedy?

  That's a corner.

• 29:50Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 29:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Malcolm talks to them. Well, Malcolm's. Malcolm's a double agent for the NIS.

• 29:55Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 29:55Cameron Kennedy?

  He's really a Japanese citizen that's been over here getting intel his whole life. That's what he's doing. That's what Malcolm's doing. That brother's getting a smooth paycheck in yen twice a year. That brother, that brother is straight stealing surveillance and sending it back to the motherland. That mother is very, very vigilant. Every single morning of his life, he pulls out an encrypted little thing, he's like, "Alright, I'm gonna go back to being a dog, see ya."

• 30:23Peyton Hardin?

  We thought Malcolm was from the past at one point. Oh!

• 30:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Getting booby trapped on my own couch.

• 30:30Peyton Hardin?

  We, we, last thing on dogs, we thought Malcolm was from the past.

• 30:35Cameron Kennedy?

  What does that even mean?

• 30:36Peyton Hardin?

  Like a time traveler. Because my-

• 30:37Cameron Kennedy?

  You thought you had a time-traveled dog?

• 30:39Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, 100%, and this is not pod, I'm not pod, deadass we thought this. Cause you know Preston's weird. And so he keeps like, so you know, he has like old records from like 1930s.

• 30:51Cameron Kennedy?

  That's such a drive-by on Preston.

• 30:53Peyton Hardin?

  It's like, you know Preston's weird.

• 30:56Peyton Hardin?

  That's my favorite little one-liners of Preston. But nah, I love him. But he has like-

• 31:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Records from the 30s.

• 31:01Peyton Hardin?

  Like, and they smell like Civil War. And like Jim Crow, they, they don't smell good. And he has like the original record players too, right? And so he'll play-

• 31:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Damn, where does he get these things?

• 31:12Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, I don't know. Like, black market, I don't know. But like, when I wake up, it sounds like I'm in a horror film, cause he's playing that shit, right? And so, he'll be playing it, and I'll wake up, and I'll go into his room and be like, try and tell him, "Hey, turn that shit off." And Malcolm will literally be standing up, like wagging his tail, like staring at the, at the record player. Like, he loves that. Like, that's his shit. And so we thought, we're bringing him back to his-

• 31:38Cameron Kennedy?

  You've got a reincarnated pup.

• 31:40Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 31:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, okay, speaking of oh my god moments, I have another story, real quick.

• 31:48Peyton Hardin?

  Go ahead, tell me daddy.

• 31:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, we had a cleaner, I love it. No need to apologize, I love it. And I need it right now.

• 31:54Peyton Hardin?

  Should we?

• 31:55Cameron Kennedy?

  I need that.

• 31:55Peyton Hardin?

  I can tell.

• 31:56Cameron Kennedy?

  I need it, look at me. Honestly, look at me today, I need it.

• 32:01Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. Go ahead.

• 32:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Thanks. Uh, we had a cleaner come over to the house.

• 32:06Peyton Hardin?

  Nice.

• 32:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Life's been hectic, trying to gather sleep here and there, as much as we can. So we had someone come clean the house, she cleaned it for five hours, beautiful job, it was amazing. Don't remember your name, so sorry about that. But, while she was cleaning, we have this device that sterilizes, washes and dries the baby bottles, okay?

• 32:22Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 32:23Cameron Kennedy?

  And there is, you have to fill it, I shit you not, with like half a gallon of water, and it uses that the whole time to wash it. And you have to put something else that catches the water. For whatever sick, twisted reason, this woman unplugs the valve to that device. I don't know if she like had to sweep under it, whatever the hell.

• 32:38Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 32:39Cameron Kennedy?

  She unplugs the tube, puts it up exactly where we had it, but it's unplugged. So to the naked eye, nothing's changed. I go in there, do a whole thing, fill it up with this water, I hit go. I go sit down with my wife on the couch, we're playing with our son, we get him to sleep. I go, oh, perfect time, I can go to my office. When I say, "I am in shorts, shirt and socks", I walk through my kitchen, I thought I was in the Nile. She flooded, and yes, this is her fault, she flooded my entire kitchen. All of the water, because she unplugged it. The whole time it was cycling through it, was literally spewing on my counter.

• 33:11Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god.

• 33:12Cameron Kennedy?

  And then goes straight to my floors. And I shit you not, it took three towels, just like you did with Liv's grandpa.

• 33:18Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 33:18Cameron Kennedy?

  But not decorative, these were real towels, you idiot. It took three towels to soak up all that water.

• 33:23Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 33:23Cameron Kennedy?

  And it made me realize, the point of this is how much I hate stepping on something wet in socks. That is a, that is a honest to god, maybe top... Four worst thing that can happen to me on a day to day basis.

• 33:38Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know, now, I don't know if it's just my, like, sensory things.

• 33:42Cameron Kennedy?

  If you say you, if you say you enjoy that, we're no longer brothers.

• 33:45Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not gonna, not like an overwhelming amount of water on my socks. But if I get like a little wet sock, you ever walk past the shower that just got done? And there's some water on the floor? I might take a step to the left and get a little wet on the hoof.

• 33:58Cameron Kennedy?

  You are absolutely joking.

• 34:00Peyton Hardin?

  I'm dead ass serious and I don't know what it is and it's crazy that you brought that up.

• 34:03Cameron Kennedy?

  You're not being dead ass.

• 34:04Peyton Hardin?

  I'm dead, I'm so dead serious. And I'm not saying that just to counter your thing, I've thought about that for a while, why I like that.

• 34:10Cameron Kennedy?

  You're a freak. There's no other, what, what, what makes, what makes you that likable?

• 34:15Peyton Hardin?

  Maybe the noise? And, and I think because my socks are so crusted, because they're multi-purpose socks, if you get what I mean? Maybe.

• 34:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Multi-purpose socks? Are you kidding me?

• 34:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Are you kidding?

• 34:31Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, oh, oh, that would've been. And so maybe like, some of the crust gets like a little marinated after, and maybe it's a more comfortable walk.

• 34:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Hmm, more comfortable walk with a crusted multi-purpose sock and now some bath water. Oh my god, you're the hunchback of Notre Dame, dude. You're not a clean man. Oh my god.

• 34:50Peyton Hardin?

  You know, there's no way you enjoy that, no way. It's not like I genuinely enjoy it, but it's, it's more of like a foot hug. It's more of like, there's something there showing me love. It's more of something like that. I used to go to my grandma's house and intentionally put stickers. You know what stickers are? It's a southern thing, but you know the little, they're like these little balls with spikes on them.

• 35:09Cameron Kennedy?

  What are you about to say?

• 35:09Peyton Hardin?

  And I would, I would literally decorate my socks with them.

• 35:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, you're a killer. You are, you are on multiple lists. You would inflict sticker sock paintings on yourself?

• 35:21Peyton Hardin?

  Never hurt, because it would just get on the cotton. It would, I would, it was like a decorative piece.

• 35:26Cameron Kennedy?

  It didn't hurt your fingers picking it up?

• 35:27Peyton Hardin?

  That was a little harsh on the, on the.

• 35:29Cameron Kennedy?

  And your sensitive ass hands, I'm surprised you didn't stick yourself right then and there.

• 35:33Peyton Hardin?

  But I've always had a thing with my feet. I've always had a thing, like I can't cut my own toenails.

• 35:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, we know. You always come for my feet. Your feet are just as crazy.

• 35:42Peyton Hardin?

  Go feet for feet.

• 35:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no, if we went foot for foot, I'd lose. But it's not like a, it's, it's not the seventy-three and nine Warriors versus the Charlotte Hornets. It is like, it is. It's Golden State versus Cleveland, twenty sixteen. You happen to be Cleveland.

• 35:56Peyton Hardin?

  I'm saying, I, I just, I have to, it's a, it's a sensory thing. I don't like my toes being spread apart too much or close, too close. And I don't like my nails getting played with.

• 36:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Your nails are too long.

• 36:09Peyton Hardin?

  Not anymore.

• 36:10Cameron Kennedy?

  No, yes, they are.

• 36:11Peyton Hardin?

  Not anymore.

• 36:11Cameron Kennedy?

  You got them cut?

• 36:12Peyton Hardin?

  I got them cut because I found a lady that cuts my toenails and it's only her I can go to because she knows my sensitivity. She knows how to get under that, that hook and really pull it up. And she doesn't make me feel bad for it. Cause one, because the last time I went there, there was a chunk of nail. I swear to God about yay thick. And it was rested on her forearm for no more than three minutes, but she never even looked at it. She never made me feel bad about it. Dude, I love her and she put lobster on me.

• 36:39Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 36:40Peyton Hardin?

  She got like a Walmart bag, put water, soap and lobster in the bag. And put it on my foot and wrapped me. I swear to God.

• 36:49Cameron Kennedy?

  You are either sadly mistaken or that place needs to be shut down. She put lobster on your feet.

• 36:58Peyton Hardin?

  And handed me?

• 36:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Water, soap, lobster. What'd she hand you?

• 37:02Peyton Hardin?

  Champagne.

• 37:03Cameron Kennedy?

  She gave you a glass of rosé with sea creatures on your feet?

• 37:08Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, that's very, that's a part of the service.

• 37:10Cameron Kennedy?

  This is not iCarly.

• 37:11Peyton Hardin?

  It's lobster feet.

• 37:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Not a lobster. There's no way.

• 37:15Peyton Hardin?

  I swear to God.

• 37:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Do you, do you hear, how big was this lobster? Do you know what a lobster looks like?

• 37:22Peyton Hardin?

  Not the, and put Mr. Krabs in my shit and I'll go full lobster.

• 37:25Cameron Kennedy?

  That's a crab.

• 37:28Cameron Kennedy?

  That's literally a crab. His name's not Mr. Lobster. It's Mr. Krabs, idiot.

• 37:32Peyton Hardin?

  They didn't put Larry the Lobster in my shoe. It was pieces of lobster.

• 37:37Cameron Kennedy?

  So they decimated a poor lobster?

• 37:40Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 37:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Took his remains?

• 37:42Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 37:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Nope. What is the benefit? What the?

• 37:46Peyton Hardin?

  I didn't go to Foot, Footology one-on-one, creep. I'm not Dan Schneider. I just, I just.

• 37:56Peyton Hardin?

  I just saw whenever she was, she was putting the Walmart sack on my toes, that there was chunks of lobster floating around in there. It was the white meat.

• 38:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, did she, now, did she specifically and explicitly tell you that was lobster?

• 38:10Peyton Hardin?

  She doesn't speak English.

• 38:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Then it wasn't lobster.

• 38:13Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, yes it the-

• 38:14Cameron Kennedy?

  What kind of nail shop goes, "Oh, we got a customer."

• 38:16Peyton Hardin?

  Oh!

• 38:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, that was, no, yeah, that, no, that, that, Cam, no, that's a little cattywampus. That's, that's a personal foul by me, yellow card. "Oh, we have a customer. Go get the lobsters." Cuts his neck off and then goes, and rips him to pieces and goes-

• 38:30Peyton Hardin?

  I think you're starting to be-

• 38:31Cameron Kennedy?

  And then adds some water and some Dawn. What the are we doing in this foot salon?

• 38:35Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, and then Epsom's on the tub.

• 38:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Where are you, where is, I'm going. Where is this place at? I'm gonna go and document-

• 38:41Peyton Hardin?

  The one by my house.

• 38:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude?

• 38:43Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 38:44Cameron Kennedy?

  I need you to look at me.

• 38:44Peyton Hardin?

  There was an NFL player in there too getting the same thing done.

• 38:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Wasn't lobster. I need you to look at me. That wasn't lobster.

• 38:50Peyton Hardin?

  I swear to God, Google it, Google it. Dude, is lobster on the feet a part of a foot thing?

• 38:55Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know why to use Google ChatGPT to shit. There is zero benefit. I've heard the little, the little itty bitty ones that chew the dead skin and stuff.

• 39:03Peyton Hardin?

  No, there was no live fish in there because I would have had an intrusive thought and I'd have stomped. I, that's why I don't do it. But there was dead, it was like little lobster pieces that you can go get at Eddie V's. I swear to God, it was lobster in the thing.

• 39:14Cameron Kennedy?

  So you-

• 39:15Peyton Hardin?

  And I felt it between my toes. And I was going like this with it. I was playing with a little foot in there, little lobster.

• 39:22Cameron Kennedy?

  I was toeing that little lobster. Said, "Come here, Larry."

• 39:27Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, did you find anything?

• 39:29Speaker 04

  However, spas that offer fish pedicures should also consider using only disease-free fish reared in controlled facilities under high standards of husbandry and welfare.

• 39:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, this shit was-

• 39:43Peyton Hardin?

  Is that called a manicure or a pedicure?

• 39:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Pedicure. This shit was off the freeway. He said it was bits of a dead lobster. This is not no high-tech lab with, with studies.

• 39:53Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 39:56Peyton Hardin?

  Me neither.

• 39:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Thank you.

• 39:57Peyton Hardin?

  I deadass, okay, for Patreon, right now, we will-

• 40:01Peyton Hardin?

  Because I-

• 40:01Cameron Kennedy?

  And she didn't say it.

• 40:02Peyton Hardin?

  She doesn't speak English, Cam.

• 40:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Exactly. I'm saying you thought it was lobster. It's not lobster.

• 40:07Peyton Hardin?

  What was it then?

• 40:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Bass?

• 40:09Peyton Hardin?

  Not lobster! I swear to God, it was lobster. I swear to God. Cam, we will put a friendly way down there.

• 40:14Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't even think it was fish. I don't think it was food.

• 40:17Peyton Hardin?

  I'm telling you, they put lobster in my toenails.

• 40:21Peyton Hardin?

  I'm telling you something.

• 40:23Cameron Kennedy?

  It smelled like hell!

• 40:25Peyton Hardin?

  No, it was already bagged.

• 40:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Lobster, bit of warm water and some Dawn. Is there a secret recipe to beautiful feet?

• 40:31Peyton Hardin?

  No, and lobster, I went to go get lobster this weekend, right? I went to, I went to a restaurant to go eat dinner, lobster dinner. But I just got the calamari because I don't like fish.

• 40:41Cameron Kennedy?

  God, you're a child.

• 40:44Peyton Hardin?

  So I go up to the... I walk, I go up to the, I go into the restaurant, I go into the restaurant, right? And I walk up to the host, it's me and my mom and my dad. I say, table for three, it is a Saturday afternoon. Little heavy in there, right? There's people waiting. Now, there's people coming in and out of this restaurant, just got done eating, there's like, people coming in, putting their number in, putting their name in, people sitting down. She goes, it'll be about a thirty to forty-five minute wait.

• 41:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Why?

• 41:17Peyton Hardin?

  That's a very normal thing you hear when you go to a restaurant. Right? There's a, they give you a wait time.

• 41:22Cameron Kennedy?

  They definitely give you a wait time.

• 41:25Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know if it's the weed.

• 41:29Peyton Hardin?

  But as she said that, an epiphany happened.

• 41:33Peyton Hardin?

  How does, how do wait times at restaurants work? How can they give me a gauge on exactly how long it's gonna take for me to go sit down and enjoy cuisine? You don't know how long that they're gonna be sitting at that table. You don't know how long they're gonna be there, you don't know when they're getting up and when their cuisine is done.

• 41:52Cameron Kennedy?

  I think it's a ballsy estimate, I think it's a very ballsy estimate.

• 41:56Peyton Hardin?

  But majority of the time it's-

• 41:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Based on statistics and science.

• 41:58Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, but deadass, how does it work? Is there a quadratic formula? I like, how, how does it work?

• 42:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Maybe, maybe when they seat people, they hit a button like, oh, this table's seated. The ones with the look-

• 42:11Peyton Hardin?

  There's never a button, Dan, don't just start saying things to try to explain it. There's not a Diet Coke Trump button on the thing.

• 42:18Cameron Kennedy?

  What? There is one hundred percent buttons and tablets and everything at the front.

• 42:23Peyton Hardin?

  He has to say that this table is occupied now. There's not, they don't have running clocks on, on these tables.

• 42:28Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not saying a running clock, you dork, I'm saying when they click- Occupy, it might have a time under it.

• 42:33Peyton Hardin?

  I just said they don't have times.

• 42:34Cameron Kennedy?

  They're not hitting the shot clock, you f*** wagon. I'm saying it might be linked in to where when they hit it, it says this table started at 6:42. It's not a countdown. It's not a T minus. It just says, they look and they go, okay, well, they were here about 30 minutes ago. On average, a family stays 40 minutes.

• 42:51Peyton Hardin?

  That's not true. You don't know. You, that's-

• 42:55Cameron Kennedy?

  I said ballsy guesstimate. That's what I said. That's what I stand on.

• 43:01Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, but let's try to figure it out because it genuinely does not make sense to me. How can they get that so accurate? And at Topgolf, they gave me a rough estimate. It was, they said 15 minutes. Guess when I got my bay? 15 minutes. How do you know when they're done swinging that ball? Makes more sense at Topgolf, there's a timer. Let me take that one back. Restaurants, you don't know. Like say Pierce walks into a restaurant. He's little. He's gonna be quick. You walk into a restaurant, it's gonna be a long day. How do they know? How do they know whenever people are gonna be done?

• 43:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Pierce is gonna get water in the Caesar. I'm getting every appetizer times two with six diacromes.

• 43:36Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly. And they have wait times at buffets.

• 43:40Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 43:41Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, they do. I, well, I don't go to your buffets. I'm more, my buffets are a little up here.

• 43:46Cameron Kennedy?

  You don't, no, no, no.

• 43:47Peyton Hardin?

  There's buffets where you gotta sit and wait.

• 43:48Cameron Kennedy?

  That's simply due to tables not being-

• 43:51Peyton Hardin?

  And like Brazilian, Brazilian steak houses, right? There's not, you're not ordering off a menu. There's eight people coming to you at all times.

• 44:00Cameron Kennedy?

  With shacks of lamb.

• 44:01Peyton Hardin?

  And they're f***ing cutting all intrude my f***ing space. My plate looks like someone threw up on it because the salad bar is mixing with the, with the chow mein.

• 44:09Cameron Kennedy?

  With the beef juice.

• 44:10Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. How do they know when people are gonna be done? When it's just a revolving door of gluttony coming through. How do people know? You understand what I'm saying?

• 44:21Cameron Kennedy?

  The people at the Brazilian steakhouse, you're in the middle of a conversation, they go, skewer lamb?

• 44:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Summon themselves in your ear. You're like, yeah, so work was really tough.

• 44:31Peyton Hardin?

  Would you like the beef brisket?

• 44:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Start slicing off, you go, Dracula? Dude, they are invasive.

• 44:37Peyton Hardin?

  They're invasive. Okay. So make that make sense. How is there a wait time whenever just a revolving door of sin, gluttony and overeating? How are we, how are we figuring that out?

• 44:51Cameron Kennedy?

  That is a hell of a point.

• 44:52Peyton Hardin?

  Thank you.

• 44:53Cameron Kennedy?

  And it might be the weed, cuz that is no regular person thinks of that. Most, nine out of ten, regular people go, "Another wait."

• 45:01Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 45:01Cameron Kennedy?

  You go, "Well, hold on. How is this being done?" You pull out a notepad, you're like, "Well, that table got here."

• 45:09Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly.

• 45:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, it's drugs.

• 45:11Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 45:12Cameron Kennedy?

  It's drugs.

• 45:12Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, and...

• 45:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Or drug.

• 45:13Peyton Hardin?

  And like, there is, whenever we were, is that all, okay, I'm gonna move on, but I do want you to get your point across, if you know.

• 45:18Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know, that's a, that is a fantastic point.

• 45:21Peyton Hardin?

  Thank you.

• 45:21Cameron Kennedy?

  The revolving door of Gluttony City.

• 45:25Peyton Hardin?

  Bro, it genuinely doesn't make sense. I think...

• 45:27Cameron Kennedy?

  There has to be an industry secret, like, I'm telling you, you might not agree, cuz you are very much, you have to prove it to me. You gotta believe it, you have to prove it to me. But there has to be, like, data-backed estimates. It's not, the fact they get it right so often is scary.

• 45:45Peyton Hardin?

  Scary to me.

• 45:46Cameron Kennedy?

  But it has to be estimates. There's like, there's no other way, there's no, there's not a scout team that it's in the windows, they're like, "He just got his fourth entree, he's about ready, he's got about six minutes, last bite, he's gonna swing it down." There's not a scout team that's like, in the tunnels of the restaurant.

• 45:59Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 45:59Cameron Kennedy?

  It's more of a, "All right, they got here thirty minutes, it's a party of two, they might do, one appetizer shared, two entrees, they're up and at it."

• 46:06Peyton Hardin?

  It's a lot of guessing, it's a lot of guessing.

• 46:08Cameron Kennedy?

  What if every, what if every waiter and waitress was like undercover, though? Like, they were like secrets, like, what if the hostess was really the most important person? Like, they always, they always puts, and hostess have to have good communication skills. Those people have to have a strong backbone, too, cuz you always get the people like, "Oh, an hour, really?"

• 46:25Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 46:25Cameron Kennedy?

  And they're, it's like a seventeen-year-old, and she's just like, "Yeah." They're always stern as... But what if every time, your job and duty as a waiter for your section was to update the hostess? You know, they're always coming by chirping and shit, and it always looks like a little high school drama, and, "Oh, did you see Jesse?" And they go back, what if in reality, they're like, "Fat ass got another dessert." "Fat ass got dessert, add ten minutes." And they just walk past, and she's like, she goes, "Table late, fat ass, desserts." She goes, "Oh, excuse me, sir, it's gonna be twelve minutes, not six," and like, it was just small updates.

• 46:55Peyton Hardin?

  I mean, they're...

• 46:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, kid has a problem. It's like drive-bys.

• 46:58Peyton Hardin?

  I mean, it could be it, but those are the things I like to think about.

• 47:01Cameron Kennedy?

  That's a fin. That's a fantastic theory.

• 47:04Peyton Hardin?

  Thank you, and the internet makes fun of me.

• 47:06Cameron Kennedy?

  That is fantastic. Give me some love.

• 47:07Peyton Hardin?

  Thank you. But you said that the hosts are like the people that are most important.

• 47:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, they gotta have a backbone and a shit talking mouth.

• 47:14Peyton Hardin?

  But I went, me, K-Rob, CJ, and Billy, we all went to this restaurant. Now, there's one thing about that group, right?

• 47:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, it's a hell of a group.

• 47:24Peyton Hardin?

  We enjoy the finer things in life. We, we are all on the same page of we can spend money on good dinners. We always are okay with that. So, K-Rob found this steakhouse. Let me describe this damn steakhouse, right?

• 47:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Go for it.

• 47:43Peyton Hardin?

  This steakhouse was a person's home.

• 47:49Cameron Kennedy?

  What did you say?

• 47:50Peyton Hardin?

  It was a person's home.

• 47:53Cameron Kennedy?

  A house.

• 47:55Peyton Hardin?

  A literal-

• 47:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Where there's a bed-

• 47:56Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 47:57Cameron Kennedy?

  And a dryer.

• 47:59Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, there was a front door, a back door. It was a person's home. It was, yeah, it was on a street where there's neighbor, it was a person's home.

• 48:08Cameron Kennedy?

  You are absolutely lying.

• 48:09Peyton Hardin?

  I swear to God, right? But, so, he said, K-Rob was telling me, he goes, dude, there's a steakhouse, I heard it's, it's really low key. No shit, it's low key. They're playing, they're paying HOA fees, dog.

• 48:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, and their kids upstairs playing Modern Warfare. What do you mean, low key?

• 48:24Peyton Hardin?

  And so, but it's a house that's been there since like the 70s, but the guy's, I don't know where he's, hopefully he's alive. If not, God bless you. He had okay steaks.

• 48:36Peyton Hardin?

  What am I supposed to lie? Cause he's dead?

• 48:39Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 48:42Peyton Hardin?

  So-

• 48:43Cameron Kennedy?

  He doesn't, it can't hurt him.

• 48:44Peyton Hardin?

  Can't. So, we, I'm like, okay, K-Rob, I trust you, cause that's one of the things I trust him on. He understands steaks. I love a good steak, right? We go to this steakhouse, right? We literally pull up to a steakhouse.

• 48:57Cameron Kennedy?

  A house of state.

• 48:59Peyton Hardin?

  I'm like shit, this is the dude's house.

• 49:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Imagine being the poor bastard that like, you say y'all were drinking before, you're in the Uber Black, you're on the way there, you fall asleep, you wake up, you're walking through someone's garage. You're like, man, this, they really do things different out here, like, that would be a mind.

• 49:14Peyton Hardin?

  So we walk, I was trying to find the entrance of this house, but it was ju- generally the front door. So I walk up to the front door, right? Yes, I am tall, right? Yes, I am a big guy. I'm 6'7", 6'8 with shoes on, I found out. Thank God.

• 49:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Pretty.

• 49:31Peyton Hardin?

  We walk to the front door. Where does your hand normally go for a door handle, right? Like, if you were to just assume on a normal house. Yes, so you're walking up to a, a house, you're walking up to a door. Grab that door handle, right there. You wanna know where this door handle was? Here.

• 49:47Cameron Kennedy?

  No way.

• 49:48Peyton Hardin?

  I literally, it was, it was about a foot and a half off the ground. Like, that was a special made door. Now, I don't know what the owner of this house looked like. He might have been.

• 49:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh. You were walking in a Bilbo Baggins crib.

• 50:03Peyton Hardin?

  Who's, who is that?

• 50:04Cameron Kennedy?

  He's a hobbit.

• 50:05Peyton Hardin?

  Right. He might have, uh.

• 50:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Been a hobbit?

• 50:08Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 50:08Cameron Kennedy?

  You ate, you ate, you ate Tartar with Gandalf?

• 50:12Peyton Hardin?

  Try to be, I'm not, I'm trying to be sensitive here.

• 50:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 50:15Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know, I don't know the correct.

• 50:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Honestly, probably might have been, like, for real, for real.

• 50:18Peyton Hardin?

  Pro- probably.

• 50:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Cause the, why else would it, why else would it be 18 inches off the concrete?

• 50:22Peyton Hardin?

  Right, but no other door inside of that house was that tall, or that low. So I'm assuming somebody either f- up on the infrastructure, or?

• 50:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, they got a smart pet. They got a hell of a hound. That motherf- pees and comes back.

• 50:35Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 50:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Walks in.

• 50:36Peyton Hardin?

  So.

• 50:38Peyton Hardin?

  Nothing happened, just.

• 50:50Peyton Hardin?

  Nothing just happened.

• 50:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Wait, wait, what the?

• 51:03Cameron Kennedy?

  What's that moving?

• 51:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Generally, nothing.

• 51:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Generally, nothing.

• 51:13Peyton Hardin?

  Just moved.

• 51:17Peyton Hardin?

  Yo, it was the commentary after you said, nothing just happened. Like, Jay, look at this.

• 51:29Peyton Hardin?

  Like, my hair, I take my hair, I take my hat off my hair, my hair is in the same spot, it is mush.

• 51:37Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, yeah, so we were at this person's house, right, the steakhouse. I'm down here to open the door, right?

• 51:43Cameron Kennedy?

  There's literally a picture, CJ, put it in the podcast.

• 51:45Peyton Hardin?

  There's literally a picture of me opening this door, right?

• 51:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Are you serious?

• 51:48Peyton Hardin?

  And so it was labeled as fine dining. I am in a, like, a nice, like, slack.

• 51:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Done up, you look good.

• 51:56Peyton Hardin?

  Quarter zip, collar, jewelry, all the things. Okay.

• 52:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Diamond, diamond, diamond.

• 52:02Peyton Hardin?

  And so I'm walking in here, I'm wearing my, I'm wearing dress shoes, I'm walking in, thinking it's a nice place. The hostess stands in the living room. I swear to God, the hostess stands in the living room. And you're talking about hosts and how they're the most important people.

• 52:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Backbone.

• 52:17Peyton Hardin?

  I thought I was walking into a party. I swear to God. I said, me and K-Rob looked at each other, we were like, something's going down in here. Cause the, the lady at the front, nice steakhouse, by the way, it was supposed to be. She's wearing a jacket, the zip-up jacket, wasn't zipped, it was right where the belly button region is. Her front porch was out, and she was wearing just a little bra.

• 52:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, wow.

• 52:44Peyton Hardin?

  Lot of spillage.

• 52:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 52:46Peyton Hardin?

  And not only that.

• 52:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Lot of loose milk.

• 52:48Peyton Hardin?

  Not only that,

• 52:50Peyton Hardin?

  lollipop in the mouth.

• 52:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no.

• 52:52Peyton Hardin?

  Looking at me, I said, I said, who's this? Who is going on? Like, what's, what's, what's her job, right? I say, uh, table for four. She looks us up and down, swirling the lollipop in her mouth, go, follow me. I said, oh, my God. We're walking through this mother hallway, right? Like, we're, I'm seeing pictures of his family, I'm like, what's going on?

• 53:18Peyton Hardin?

  We walk into this one area of the house, right?

• 53:20Cameron Kennedy?

  This can't be real.

• 53:21Peyton Hardin?

  That's been cleared out. Right, there's like eight to 10 tables here. And a fire.

• 53:26Cameron Kennedy?

  It's a big house.

• 53:27Peyton Hardin?

  Golly. Eight to 10 different tables, a fireplace going, low ambient little piano music, right? There's one guy.

• 53:35Cameron Kennedy?

  And cracked windows.

• 53:36Peyton Hardin?

  There's one guy eating by himself, right? His back is to us, he's cutting a steak. He looks back at us, he's in a full suit, he looks like a, like, the most conventional waiter ever.

• 53:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 53:48Peyton Hardin?

  Like, but he didn't work there. But he, he looked at us, back here, and I was like, we're keeping an eye on that all night, right?

• 53:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Someone is glued to him.

• 53:59Peyton Hardin?

  Right? I'm positioned at this table, we sit down, it's only us four, and that weird,

• 54:06Peyton Hardin?

  already went back to the front.

• 54:10Peyton Hardin?

  And so I can, I have a clear view of this guy's backyard. I see kitchen staff walking through the backyard, because I guess the kitchen's in one of these rooms now, walking back and forth, and I'm like, what is going on? This like, like 18-year-old girl comes by, she like skips to the table, doesn't walk to it, she skips to it, and I'm creeped the out, I'm like, hey.

• 54:35Cameron Kennedy?

  As you should be.

• 54:36Peyton Hardin?

  Um, she's like, have you ever been here before? And I said, has anybody? Like, yeah, like, it was like a get out situation. We order, we get our stuff, right? They have calamari, they have old fashions, I'm like, where are these glasses at in this house?

• 54:49Cameron Kennedy?

  How is this regulated?

• 54:49Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly. I have to go poop, right? But I don't poop in public, so I was just gonna go to the bathroom and be a lady and fart.

• 55:00Peyton Hardin?

  So I, I'm like, I'm like, I'm just gonna go explore this house and find the potty. I walked through more hallways of this guy's house, there's pictures, there's newspapers, there's like a lot of weird shit on the wall that's in an old person's house, right?

• 55:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 55:16Peyton Hardin?

  I start, I'm turning one corner and I see a bathroom sign. Men's bathroom, women's bathroom.

• 55:22Cameron Kennedy?

  You got two restrooms. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

• 55:27Peyton Hardin?

  But I hear some chatter over there. I hear, I'm like, I'm like, are there other people in this house? So I, I walk past the bathrooms. I look, it was the biggest group of old white people since Cam's last family reunion. Like, dog. It was like white haired, powdered, and like, and it was, I'm telling you, it was like, get out. All you hear is like chatter, like ambient chatter.

• 55:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, God.

• 55:52Peyton Hardin?

  Clinking. I, my black ass turns the corner. They're like, it was like silent. And I said, that, I walk into, I walk back into the bathroom, I fart a couple of times, wash my hands, and I go back to eating. Hey, and that food was ass, dude. It was not seasoned. CJ loved it.

• 56:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, oh my God. Oh my God.

• 56:23Peyton Hardin?

  It was absolutely terrible.

• 56:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God, that was, that was perfect. That was so good.

• 56:31Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 56:32Cameron Kennedy?

  They all said, you said,

• 56:38Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I'm never going back there.

• 56:43Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, I want to play a game.

• 56:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, God.

• 56:45Peyton Hardin?

  You always play games. You know what this game is. We talked about it. Uh, chat, the chat. To all the listeners, we're actually really nervous right now.

• 56:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God. Yeah, I'm, I'm fidgety. I'm fidgety.

• 56:56Peyton Hardin?

  We're gonna play a game together, right? We always do trivia on this podcast, but I want to up the ante. If Peyton's coming in with a game, I always make it a little too extreme.

• 57:06Cameron Kennedy?

  You do, always.

• 57:07Peyton Hardin?

  We're gonna be doing the extreme hot sauce trivia game.

• 57:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, God.

• 57:11Peyton Hardin?

  We're gonna ask each other five trivia questions. Each time we get a question wrong, the hot sauce is gonna get increasingly hotter. These are actually, the ones I'm holding right now are some of the three hottest hot sauces in the world.

• 57:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, God.

• 57:27Peyton Hardin?

  Um, no, no, no, no, no.

• 57:29Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not ready.

• 57:30Peyton Hardin?

  No, bro, no, bro.

• 57:31Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not ready either, and you're, you are doing this one.

• 57:34Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 57:34Cameron Kennedy?

  You are absolutely doing this one.

• 57:35Peyton Hardin?

  I am.

• 57:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 57:36Peyton Hardin?

  This is the first time I've ever done a spicy thing on the podcast. Three years later, and all the mean comments talking about, well, I've been paying never do the hot sauce. Well, I'm doing it now. We got the two mild ones up there, even those, they say they're mild, we open them up, they smell like poison.

• 57:54Cameron Kennedy?

  The whole room is immediately hot.

• 57:56Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, Cam.

• 57:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Woo, boy.

• 57:58Peyton Hardin?

  You're gonna go first.

• 57:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Alright.

• 58:00Peyton Hardin?

  Are you, no, no, you're answering first.

• 58:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, shit.

• 58:02Peyton Hardin?

  Are you ready?

• 58:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my god. Okay, so I have to explain, I just have to have my spoon ready.

• 58:07Peyton Hardin?

  Spoon ready, and this is the first one, right here.

• 58:08Cameron Kennedy?

  If I get one wrong.

• 58:10Peyton Hardin?

  The first, the first hot sauce is only a four out of 10. Here you go. It's called barbacoa. So have it in your spoon ready.

• 58:21Peyton Hardin?

  We're gonna start off easy, alright?

• 58:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Please, please.

• 58:24Peyton Hardin?

  Please, please, please, wait, wait, wait, wait. Let me tell you something!

• 58:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, god, oh.

• 58:32Peyton Hardin?

  Are you ready?

• 58:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, my butt's starting to sweat, for real, like, I'm, no, my, my abs are clenching, bro, I'm not ready for this.

• 58:37Peyton Hardin?

  Alright. What is the world's largest retailer?

• 58:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, Jesus Christ.

• 58:43Peyton Hardin?

  It's an easy one.

• 58:44Cameron Kennedy?

  I really hope that it is as it should be, and I'm gonna go with Amazon.

• 58:52Peyton Hardin?

  No way, no way!

• 58:57Peyton Hardin?

  Walmart's bigger than Amazon, no way!

• 59:00Cameron Kennedy?

  I didn't make the question.

• 59:01Peyton Hardin?

  No way, do you have factual proof? Cam, you're not gonna do this. What's the world's largest retailer? The answer's Walmart, eat up, first one.

• 59:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my god, and the fact that we don't have a, like, a binder, like, a chicken, a wing, nothing? Oh, my god, this smelled, for this to be four out of 10, those are gonna kill us.

• 59:20Peyton Hardin?

  Let's go.

• 59:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my god, alright.

• 59:22Peyton Hardin?

  Three, two, one.

• 59:26Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, my god, you took so much, I'm not taking that much.

• 59:31Peyton Hardin?

  Not, not bad.

• 59:35Peyton Hardin?

  It's not good.

• 59:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, it's always when you swallow.

• 59:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, level one complete.

• 59:42Peyton Hardin?

  Level one complete, good job, Ken.

• 59:43Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not gonna lie though, level one, I would, I would order that at a restaurant.

• 59:45Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, okay, see, I'm nervous, I'm not good with spices.

• 59:47Cameron Kennedy?

  I would order that at a restaurant, I, I, I like spices on food though, not in a spoon.

• 59:51Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, this one's easy, this one's easy. What was Justin Bieber's first single?

• 59:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, that's not easy, you bastard!

• 59:59Peyton Hardin?

  Yes it is!

• 59:59Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 1:00:00Peyton Hardin?

  That's Bob culture history!

• 1:00:01Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, that's not easy, bro, that's not easy.

• 1:00:05Peyton Hardin?

  Yes it is, go on.

• 1:00:07Cameron Kennedy?

  That's not easy, bro.

• 1:00:08Peyton Hardin?

  What is Justin Bieber's first single? You're overthinking and that's where you're getting messed up.

• 1:00:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 1:00:15Cameron Kennedy?

  It's not baby, is it?

• 1:00:17Peyton Hardin?

  Is that your final answer?

• 1:00:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Baby, final answer.

• 1:00:19Peyton Hardin?

  It's crock. It's one time.

• 1:00:21Cameron Kennedy?

  I know it was wrong.

• 1:00:23Peyton Hardin?

  I'mma tell you one time to eat this second hot sauce, let's go!

• 1:00:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 1:00:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 1:00:33Peyton Hardin?

  Alright, gimme a countdown again. You ready? Three, two, one.

• 1:00:40Peyton Hardin?

  Second hot sauce down.

• 1:00:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, it's so hard to just swallow it, nothing else in there. Okay.

• 1:00:47Peyton Hardin?

  Not bad?

• 1:00:48Cameron Kennedy?

  It's hot, but it's not, it's nothing, both of those I would get on food.

• 1:00:52Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, now, if you get this wrong, if you get this next one wrong, you're getting into the super spicy, one of the three world hottest hot sauces.

• 1:01:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, and the crazy part is this immediately, it's probably both of those combined, this says the last dab with three X's, as if I'm gonna do this and I'm done for. Oh my god.

• 1:01:12Peyton Hardin?

  Alright. I'm asking fairly easy ones.

• 1:01:15Cameron Kennedy?

  No you're not though, you're really not though.

• 1:01:17Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, which country has the highest life expectancy?

• 1:01:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Switzerland.

• 1:01:24Peyton Hardin?

  Point up, point up.

• 1:01:25Cameron Kennedy?

  What's the answer?

• 1:01:25Peyton Hardin?

  What's the answer?

• 1:01:26Cameron Kennedy?

  What's the answer?

• 1:01:28Peyton Hardin?

  Hong Kong.

• 1:01:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Hong Kong's not even a country!

• 1:01:32Peyton Hardin?

  Yes it is.

• 1:01:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Hong Kong's a city! Hong Kong's a city!

• 1:01:38Peyton Hardin?

  So it says on here. It's not, I didn't make the quiz.

• 1:01:40Cameron Kennedy?

  I mean, it's still in the wrong country though, damn it! Oh my god.

• 1:01:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh no. Oh no, Peyton, no. Oh no.

• 1:01:50Peyton Hardin?

  Step it up!

• 1:01:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god. Oh no.

• 1:01:53Peyton Hardin?

  When you pour, give me that one.

• 1:01:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my hands shaking. Oh my god, it's thick. It's like a paste.

• 1:02:00Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god, show the camera.

• 1:02:01Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no, no.

• 1:02:02Peyton Hardin?

  Show the camera the pour. Oh my god! Oh my god!

• 1:02:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh no. Oh no. Oh no.

• 1:02:10Peyton Hardin?

  No, no! I don't wanna do it. I don't wanna play anymore.

• 1:02:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, my mom always said you play stupid games, you win stupid prizes.

• 1:02:21Peyton Hardin?

  Gimme a countdown? Alright.

• 1:02:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Holy shit. My stomach already doesn't feel good, bro.

• 1:02:26Peyton Hardin?

  Ready? You should get more answers right. Ready, three, two, one.

• 1:02:33Peyton Hardin?

  Oh no.

• 1:02:41Peyton Hardin?

  Oh no. Got the next one ready for you. How you feeling? I haven't swallowed it yet. You're letting it bake in your mouth?

• 1:02:52Peyton Hardin?

  Ohhh. Ohhh, when it goes down your throat. No, pause. When it goes, when it goes down your throat. The spices are living. They are living, breathing spice. Ohhh. Ohhh, oh no, the mouth. Oh Peyton?

• 1:03:12Peyton Hardin?

  Peyton? You, you ready for the, oh! Oh Peyton, Peyton, Peyton. Question number four. Question number four. What is the la-

• 1:03:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, my, my heart's racing, bro.

• 1:03:24Peyton Hardin?

  Question number four. What is the last book of the Twilight novel series?

• 1:03:28Cameron Kennedy?

  What the?

• 1:03:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Hold on.

• 1:03:34Peyton Hardin?

  There's a thirty second timer.

• 1:03:37Peyton Hardin?

  Twenty-nine. Ohhh. Twenty-five. Oh! Twenty-four. Oh! Twenty-three. Twenty-two.

• 1:03:52Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god, the last one. It's not New Moon or whatever.

• 1:03:56Peyton Hardin?

  What's the last book in the Twilight novel series? Come on!

• 1:04:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, this isn't good. We need more... Dude, I need milk. Can I have that milk?

• 1:04:05Peyton Hardin?

  It's mine!

• 1:04:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Give me my milk. Where's the milk?

• 1:04:08Peyton Hardin?

  That's my milk!

• 1:04:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, I'm not even kidding. The last, uh...

• 1:04:12Peyton Hardin?

  Come on, the last book in the Twilight novel series?

• 1:04:22Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, oh, it's...

• 1:04:25Peyton Hardin?

  What's the last book in the Twilight?

• 1:04:26Cameron Kennedy?

  I can't even think! Oh my god, it's like a New World Order or something.

• 1:04:32Peyton Hardin?

  Don't rub your eyes!

• 1:04:35Peyton Hardin?

  Come on, come on, you guys.

• 1:04:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, hold on, for real, lock in?

• 1:04:38Peyton Hardin?

  What's the last book in the Twilight novel series?

• 1:04:41Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like Twilight? It's like something about a new moon? Jacob Lotner shirtless, Taylor Lotner?

• 1:04:46Peyton Hardin?

  Final answer.

• 1:04:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Wolves and shit and they have a big battle, but it's all a scene. Um, Breaking Dawn?

• 1:04:52Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 1:04:55Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's Midnight Sun.

• 1:04:57Peyton Hardin?

  What? Oh, the books, type of cinematic film.

• 1:05:02Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not kidding.

• 1:05:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Here you go.

• 1:05:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no.

• 1:05:15Peyton Hardin?

  This is the second to last hottest one.

• 1:05:20Cameron Kennedy?

  I can't, dude. Dude, I need that milk. I need that milk. Give me the milk. Oh god, this one's gonna... Oh, this one's gonna do me.

• 1:05:28Peyton Hardin?

  I tried to give you an easy one.

• 1:05:29Cameron Kennedy?

  This is gonna do me.

• 1:05:33Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god, I'm not even boosting, bro. That bitch is... My tongue is on fire. Oh my god, my tongue's up in flames. Oh, call the fire department! And it's not for me, it's for my tongue.

• 1:05:47Peyton Hardin?

  Alright. Okay, is it more... Does it make... Does it make more sense to take a sip of milk now or after? Just way after, way after. Here we go.

• 1:05:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Bitch, this is the last dab of Apollo.

• 1:05:59Peyton Hardin?

  Is this the fifth question?

• 1:06:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, bro, when you get to that third one, it's a different world. It's a different world.

• 1:06:04Peyton Hardin?

  You ready?

• 1:06:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:05Peyton Hardin?

  Alright, here we go. What company was initially known as Blue?

• 1:06:08Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no, no, I have to do this.

• 1:06:10Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, you have to do that one, okay. Oh, I thought you've done that one.

• 1:06:13Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I have not, not yet. Alright, here we go.

• 1:06:16Peyton Hardin?

  You just gotta get through it. Mine don't matter.

• 1:06:17Cameron Kennedy?

  My goal on this one is to swallow quick.

• 1:06:19Peyton Hardin?

  Go, go, go. Three, two, one, go! Oh god, there's a lot of lip. That was a lot of lip. That's got, oh, oh.

• 1:06:25Cameron Kennedy?

  I can swallow it.

• 1:06:26Peyton Hardin?

  Oh god. Why are you taking so much? Why are you taking so much? Why are you taking so much?

• 1:06:32Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm committed to the craft.

• 1:06:34Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, alright.

• 1:06:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, hold on.

• 1:06:37Peyton Hardin?

  It's subdued.

• 1:06:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Very subtle, because I think I swallowed it quick, but I also think it's going to absolutely ruin my insides.

• 1:06:45Peyton Hardin?

  Ready? Your fifth and final.

• 1:06:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Where is it?

• 1:06:48Peyton Hardin?

  This is scary. Where it, no, where is it? It hasn't hit me yet. Where is this sauce? No, this is gonna come out of nowhere. I need it to be here. Okay, we're just gonna, we're gonna go past it. Move past it. Here you go, hold the hot. Kim, I want you to hold the hottest hot sauce we have right now. Because if you get this wrong, this is what you're gonna have to eat. Here you go.

• 1:07:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh god.

• 1:07:12Peyton Hardin?

  Ready? What company was initially known as Blue Ribbon Sports?

• 1:07:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Wait. Oh, it's coming up, it's coming, it's coming up. It's resurrecting.

• 1:07:28Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, oh.

• 1:07:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh. Oh.

• 1:07:38Peyton Hardin?

  What company was initially known as Blue Ribbon Sports?

• 1:07:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Are you kidding me?

• 1:07:42Peyton Hardin?

  It's common knowledge.

• 1:07:44Cameron Kennedy?

  It's not?

• 1:07:45Peyton Hardin?

  Blue Ribbon Sports, the only two blue brands I can think of initially has nothing to do with blue. Thanks for the hint, I know. Come on, Kim.

• 1:07:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Blue, Blue Ribbon Sports. It's a ribbon and it's blue. Asics.

• 1:07:58Peyton Hardin?

  It's Nike.

• 1:07:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Me!

• 1:08:02Peyton Hardin?

  He got, oh!

• 1:08:05Peyton Hardin?

  Oh! He went 0 for 5. He got the worst scenario possible. You're spitting all over the milk.

• 1:08:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I haven't opened it yet. Okay, okay, okay. I'm gonna give you, I'm gonna give you brotherly tips.

• 1:08:19Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my, I'm getting numb. Oh my, this is feeling weird. Oh, I'm not even kidding.

• 1:08:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Drink the milk.

• 1:08:24Peyton Hardin?

  Oh. Drink the milk.

• 1:08:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my mouth is...

• 1:08:28Peyton Hardin?

  My f- tongue. I'm not taking that much, by the way. I am not taking that much.

• 1:08:32Cameron Kennedy?

  You have to do...

• 1:08:33Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not taking shots of hot sauce, brother. I don't...

• 1:08:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my gosh! Oh, my f- hand tingles!

• 1:08:44Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, oh, oh!

• 1:08:45Cameron Kennedy?

  When your tongue gets super saliva-y.

• 1:08:50Peyton Hardin?

  He spit on me.

• 1:08:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, okay. I need a quick little crack. Oh, this is gross.

• 1:09:02Peyton Hardin?

  Save some for me!

• 1:09:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, oh, mother f- bitch.

• 1:09:09Peyton Hardin?

  Alright, last one. The hottest one. Here we go.

• 1:09:15Peyton Hardin?

  The hottest one.

• 1:09:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Get out there, girl. Get on that spoon. It's stuff.

• 1:09:18Peyton Hardin?

  Not that much, not that much. Bro, please don't eat all that. Don't eat all that.

• 1:09:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I have to.

• 1:09:21Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no, no, no, no. Deadass.

• 1:09:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my goma, king.

• 1:09:23Peyton Hardin?

  Deadass, don't eat all that. Take like a tongue. Like a tongue hit.

• 1:09:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Give me that, come on, come on.

• 1:09:34Peyton Hardin?

  Three, two, one, the hottest... Cam, no! You're not supposed to do that much!

• 1:09:42Peyton Hardin?

  Get the trash can.

• 1:09:46Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, no. Why would you do that? No one told you to do that.

• 1:09:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Cam, grab napkins.

• 1:09:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Look at the mouth spit.

• 1:09:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, shit, go with my tongue! Get the f- trash back!

• 1:10:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, it's just like your tongue's in hell. Your tongue's sitting next to Lucifer.

• 1:10:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Look at my eyes!

• 1:10:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Look at my eyes!

• 1:10:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Bunch of hell on your tongue!

• 1:10:24Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, shit.

• 1:10:28Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, oh, oh, oh. You alright? Oh my god, there's so much sweat. Lift up your pits.

• 1:10:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I've been here before.

• 1:10:41Peyton Hardin?

  No, oh, oh.

• 1:10:43Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not doing, I'm not doing this.

• 1:10:45Peyton Hardin?

  You're not doing well. Oh!

• 1:10:49Cameron Kennedy?

  What happened? What happened? What happened? What happened?

• 1:10:54Speaker 04

  It hit his lip.

• 1:10:55Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it didn't. No one did it, no one did it. No one did it. Did we make out? Did we just have a hot make out? Oh.

• 1:11:04Peyton Hardin?

  Oh. Oh!

• 1:11:08Speaker 04

  Oh, it's, he's bleeding.

• 1:11:09Cameron Kennedy?

  He's dripping.

• 1:11:10Speaker 04

  No, he's bleeding.

• 1:11:11Cameron Kennedy?

  You're bleeding?

• 1:11:12Speaker 04

  No, your nose is bleeding, it's red.

• 1:11:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, fuck.

• 1:11:15Speaker 04

  Oh!

• 1:11:15Cameron Kennedy?

  It's on his nose!

• 1:11:16Speaker 04

  It's on his nose!

• 1:11:19Cameron Kennedy?

  That's gonna have to get blurred out.

• 1:11:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. Okay. I'm starting to die down.

• 1:11:27Peyton Hardin?

  Starting to die down, babe. It's just a tou- It's your-

• 1:11:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Lips, too. My dad, I don't think I can do this.

• 1:11:32Peyton Hardin?

  No, you have to.

• 1:11:32Cameron Kennedy?

  I, I did it.

• 1:11:33Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, oh, oh, but you gotta.

• 1:11:34Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't do, I'm not doing it.

• 1:11:35Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, you are. Yes, you are.

• 1:11:37Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not doing it.

• 1:11:37Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, you are. You don't have to do as much, but yes, you are.

• 1:11:41Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, no, no. Oh, no, no. The, uh, oh!

• 1:11:49Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:11:54Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, my god. I genuinely don't think I'm gonna be able to do this, Cam.

• 1:11:57Cameron Kennedy?

  You got it, you got it.

• 1:11:57Peyton Hardin?

  I, I, I want to end the episode.

• 1:11:59Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you got it.

• 1:11:59Peyton Hardin?

  I want to end the episode. Are you ready?

• 1:12:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh-huh.

• 1:12:03Peyton Hardin?

  Okay. Oh, my god. Dude, I've never had, like, actual hot sauce before. Like, I've done, like, the sriracha and stuff like that, but, like, spicy, spicy, I don't do. Dude, hot cheetos to me are too spicy.

• 1:12:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, don't let it, don't let it touch your lip, bro. It hit my- It hit my lip.

• 1:12:17Peyton Hardin?

  Don't let it touch the lips.

• 1:12:18Cameron Kennedy?

  No lip.

• 1:12:18Peyton Hardin?

  Hey, I'm-

• 1:12:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Straight to the mouth.

• 1:12:20Peyton Hardin?

  Bring me my milk.

• 1:12:22Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I said I only had one milk, I had my own.

• 1:12:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah, no, I know. Oh, my god, I was so nervous, but then he gave it to me. You're a good man. You're a good Samaritan.

• 1:12:29Peyton Hardin?

  Alright.

• 1:12:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Alright, brother.

• 1:12:30Peyton Hardin?

  Wait, hold on, dude. I'm, I'm genuinely nervous.

• 1:12:32Cameron Kennedy?

  I know, you're starting to cry, he's got water in his eyes.

• 1:12:34Peyton Hardin?

  Alright.

• 1:12:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, grab the first one.

• 1:12:37Peyton Hardin?

  Wait, that's not the first one, is it?

• 1:12:38Cameron Kennedy?

  That's the first one. And honestly, god, I'm gonna tell you right now, for everyone at home, that first one, that first one's like, if you went out with some friends, it, it would pair really nice with a house margarita.

• 1:12:48Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, Cam.

• 1:12:49Cameron Kennedy?

  That first one's real good with the house margarita. We just don't have a margarita, there's no binder.

• 1:12:53Peyton Hardin?

  Listen to me, listen to me. Genuinely, hot cheetos are too spicy for me, bro, and I just smelled this, and I'm starting to gag. Oh my god.

• 1:13:00Cameron Kennedy?

  No, that's good. That right, okay, do like a little bit more.

• 1:13:04Peyton Hardin?

  I got, no, no, I gotta.

• 1:13:05Cameron Kennedy?

  A little bit, a tad more.

• 1:13:05Peyton Hardin?

  No, I got enough, you have to do.

• 1:13:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, I'll go with you, I'll be an honest man, just tell me when you're ready bubba.

• 1:13:12Peyton Hardin?

  I'm ready.

• 1:13:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, here we go.

• 1:13:17Peyton Hardin?

  That's all the heat.

• 1:13:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Alright, you ready?

• 1:13:19Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 1:13:20Cameron Kennedy?

  What the you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? Put your phone down, you're not asking questions, you don't need a phone. What is?

• 1:13:30Peyton Hardin?

  That's Siri open.

• 1:13:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh! Oh! My! You tyrant! You can't just be an honest man, do it, you're good, here we go.

• 1:13:40Peyton Hardin?

  I'm having a panic attack.

• 1:13:42Cameron Kennedy?

  I know you are! And I'm sorry, but here we go. Okay, first question. What was the first Disney princess movie?

• 1:13:51Peyton Hardin?

  Thirty second time. Can I get multiple choice?

• 1:13:53Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no.

• 1:13:54Peyton Hardin?

  I'm between two. I'm between Cinderella and Snow White.

• 1:14:01Peyton Hardin?

  Are either one of those right?

• 1:14:02Cameron Kennedy?

  One of those is the correct answer, I'll give you that. Don't look at anyone, don't, stop! Stop! You look at me! I just did that on my own.

• 1:14:11Peyton Hardin?

  Cinderella.

• 1:14:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Incorrect answer, you gotta eat Snow White with the little dwarves.

• 1:14:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Alright, first one, you got it.

• 1:14:20Peyton Hardin?

  I'm literally, I'm literally having a panic attack dude.

• 1:14:21Cameron Kennedy?

  You're starting to touch your heart.

• 1:14:25Peyton Hardin?

  Alright, first.

• 1:14:26Cameron Kennedy?

  You got it, all of it, just do all of it. Hey, look at me, I promise.

• 1:14:29Peyton Hardin?

  Don't talk to me, I don't want to hit you.

• 1:14:31Cameron Kennedy?

  The first one is good, first one's good. You're good. No, you have to, you're not.

• 1:14:35Peyton Hardin?

  Fuck you!

• 1:14:36Cameron Kennedy?

  You're not tonguing it, you put it in your mouth, go for it, you're a grown man. That, if we're doing that, it's bullshit.

• 1:14:42Peyton Hardin?

  It's like barbecue.

• 1:14:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Take all of it. Take all of it, you're gonna do that with all of them, there you go. That, I'll accept that from each one. That one, that one's very earthy, it's like hard to swallow because there's a lot of taste. Oh my god.

• 1:14:54Peyton Hardin?

  I need napkins. I need napkins.

• 1:14:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god. My tongue is still on.

• 1:15:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Spit in your bag, spit in your bag.

• 1:15:03Peyton Hardin?

  On my lips.

• 1:15:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I told you, don't let.

• 1:15:05Peyton Hardin?

  I told you, that's why I only wanted to do a tongue test.

• 1:15:06Cameron Kennedy?

  I told you, don't let, no, you gotta.

• 1:15:08Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, ask me second one.

• 1:15:09Cameron Kennedy?

  If you're gonna tongue it like that.

• 1:15:10Peyton Hardin?

  Ask me the second one, fuck the contest.

• 1:15:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Here we go.

• 1:15:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Are you ready? You gotta prepare the second one, prepare that verde.

• 1:15:16Peyton Hardin?

  Can't see.

• 1:15:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Prepare that, here you go, I got you, brother. I got you, he's moving to the second hot sauce. Second out of five, here we go, second question, get your spoon.

• 1:15:24Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, I got the second hot sauce.

• 1:15:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Show me how much you just got.

• 1:15:27Peyton Hardin?

  I got enough, Kim, you're not my regulator for hot sauce, I'm doing it.

• 1:15:29Cameron Kennedy?

  You're not my father, you're not my boss, and you're not God. Here we go.

• 1:15:33Peyton Hardin?

  Here we go, oh my god, what are the floaties in there?

• 1:15:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Where is the famous painting, the Mona Lisa held?

• 1:15:38Peyton Hardin?

  France.

• 1:15:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Where?

• 1:15:40Peyton Hardin?

  Bitch, France.

• 1:15:41Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's, okay, what is the building? There, you're already, you're already there.

• 1:15:45Peyton Hardin?

  It's a museum.

• 1:15:45Cameron Kennedy?

  You're already there, what, what is the famous one, where you said it? Come on, you know it, it's in movies, everything, I got you, brother, I'm here for you. It's in Paris.

• 1:15:52Peyton Hardin?

  It's in Paris?

• 1:15:53Cameron Kennedy?

  It's in Paris, you got the city right, but it's looking for the building, where is it held? Not the state, not the city, you already said that, it's in Paris, very famous museum, very famous.

• 1:16:00Peyton Hardin?

  I have never heard of this.

• 1:16:01Cameron Kennedy?

  I got you, it's in movies, it's in, literally.

• 1:16:03Peyton Hardin?

  I don't watch these movies.

• 1:16:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Come on.

• 1:16:04Peyton Hardin?

  Night at the museum.

• 1:16:05Cameron Kennedy?

  No, come on, bubba, I'll give you one more shot, think of it, it's got a funny, funny look, funny little name.

• 1:16:11Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I'm not gonna be able to get this, dude.

• 1:16:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, the l'urv.

• 1:16:14Peyton Hardin?

  The what?

• 1:16:15Cameron Kennedy?

  The l'urv, not eat up.

• 1:16:18Peyton Hardin?

  Kim, you can't ask me.

• 1:16:19Cameron Kennedy?

  The louvre. You got it, tongue, tongue get, get all that, get all that? I, I highly recommend a slurp. Okay, talk to us.

• 1:16:29Peyton Hardin?

  I just, there's a lot of floats in there.

• 1:16:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Lot of, lot of herbs, spices, lot of grass, my hand's numb.

• 1:16:34Peyton Hardin?

  It feels like there's fish in my stomach.

• 1:16:38Cameron Kennedy?

  In a weird way, that's relatable.

• 1:16:40Peyton Hardin?

  It's like something's floating there.

• 1:16:41Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know why that made sense, but it did.

• 1:16:45Cameron Kennedy?

  That's so accurate.

• 1:16:46Peyton Hardin?

  I think I'm high.

• 1:16:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Are you okay? Your eyes are starting to get low.

• 1:16:49Peyton Hardin?

  Your eyes are getting low.

• 1:16:50Cameron Kennedy?

  God, please.

• 1:16:51Peyton Hardin?

  You look like your brother when he drinks a Coors Light. I can't even have fun, I'm starting to lose feeling.

• 1:16:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 1:16:56Peyton Hardin?

  I'm having a panic attack. What is this one, the last ad, this is where it gets bad?

• 1:17:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Triple X, that's, I'm not even gonna lie to you.

• 1:17:02Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god, my lips are chapped.

• 1:17:03Cameron Kennedy?

  That's where it takes a povol. Okay, here we go.

• 1:17:05Peyton Hardin?

  This is where the spice really kicks in, third question.

• 1:17:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Here we go, third question.

• 1:17:09Peyton Hardin?

  Where is it?

• 1:17:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, it's thick, oh, you gotta go a little more. There you go, you got an A, don't do this, though, you were going like this, you gotta.

• 1:17:16Peyton Hardin?

  What the is that smell?

• 1:17:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, that's that, no, it's, no, it's. Mmm.

• 1:17:21Peyton Hardin?

  Tire engines.

• 1:17:22Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 1:17:29Cameron Kennedy?

  He's losing it. He said it smells like a tire engine.

• 1:17:33Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, here we go. It's honestly starting to mess with my equilibrium.

• 1:17:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, then you better get this one right. And look, you're gonna slurp all of it quickly. Big slurp.

• 1:17:43Peyton Hardin?

  Don't tell me slurp.

• 1:17:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Here we go.

• 1:17:45Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I don't feel good.

• 1:17:46Cameron Kennedy?

  How many colors are there in the traditional rainbow?

• 1:17:49Peyton Hardin?

  What the?

• 1:17:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Thirty second timer.

• 1:17:50Peyton Hardin?

  I got this.

• 1:17:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 1:17:53Peyton Hardin?

  Red, blue, green, purple, yellow. Seven.

• 1:18:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Seven is the correct answer?

• 1:18:03Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah! Yeah! Thank you, God. Thank you, God.

• 1:18:08Cameron Kennedy?

  So, just by that-

• 1:18:09Peyton Hardin?

  Thank you, God.

• 1:18:10Cameron Kennedy?

  You still might have to do that, but you-

• 1:18:11Peyton Hardin?

  Thank you, God.

• 1:18:12Cameron Kennedy?

  But you have eliminated the last, the most spicy.

• 1:18:14Peyton Hardin?

  Thank you, God!

• 1:18:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Here we go. Oh, shit.

• 1:18:18Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, God.

• 1:18:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Next question.

• 1:18:19Peyton Hardin?

  No, no.

• 1:18:19Cameron Kennedy?

  So Peyton has officially eliminated his chances of experiencing the hottest one, but that one is still a ass-whuppin' sauce. Here we go. What is the official animal of Scotland?

• 1:18:29Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I know this. Oh, I know this. Scotland.

• 1:18:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Thirty second timer.

• 1:18:34Peyton Hardin?

  The goat.

• 1:18:41Peyton Hardin?

  What is it?

• 1:18:42Cameron Kennedy?

  It's a unicorn.

• 1:18:45Peyton Hardin?

  That's not even a real animal. No, it's bullshit.

• 1:18:47Cameron Kennedy?

  It is to the Scots. It is.

• 1:18:51Peyton Hardin?

  That's not fair.

• 1:18:54Cameron Kennedy?

  You asked me Justin Bieber's hit single, "Lead Single."

• 1:18:57Peyton Hardin?

  Who didn't know that? Me! I didn't know anything you asked me! Oh, God. Here we go.

• 1:19:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 1:19:01Peyton Hardin?

  It's the TV before we get there.

• 1:19:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Alright, brother. I'm so sorry. Unicorns are real to the Scots, apparently.

• 1:19:06Peyton Hardin?

  Bro. Looking at, bro, this is literally ranked 10 out of 10 hot.

• 1:19:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:19:10Peyton Hardin?

  This is the hottest.

• 1:19:11Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, yeah. No, it's, it's- You're about to experience something that's a little extraterrestrial. You're gonna have an outer body. Hey, honestly, just, just for them, give it one more whiff. Get that central nervous system ready. Give a little whiff of that spoon.

• 1:19:24Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, boy. It's literally like new colors come when I smell this.

• 1:19:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Havana. Three, two, one.

• 1:19:35Cameron Kennedy?

  All of it. Oh, yeah. Oh, just wait, just, you good? Talk us through it.

• 1:19:43Peyton Hardin?

  Bullshit.

• 1:19:52Cameron Kennedy?

  He's going f***ing mad!

• 1:19:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Your mouth is so wet!

• 1:20:03Peyton Hardin?

  He's crying!

• 1:20:05Cameron Kennedy?

  He's crying!

• 1:20:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, he's crying!

• 1:20:25Peyton Hardin?

  I didn't even hit it hard.

• 1:20:29Peyton Hardin?

  No, no.

• 1:20:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my f***, I'm starting to get a smell! Oh my god, what's that smell? Oh my god! Oh my god, your body's putting off endorphins!

• 1:20:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Get f***ed!

• 1:20:53Peyton Hardin?

  I'm gonna hit Pierce.

• 1:20:56Cameron Kennedy?

  He's crashing out! Oh, his hands haven't stopped moving yet!

• 1:21:09Peyton Hardin?

  Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

• 1:21:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 1:21:14Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's in my chest, dude.

• 1:21:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh no, I told you, that breathway is getting real tight.

• 1:21:19Peyton Hardin?

  I'm like those dogs.

• 1:21:24Peyton Hardin?

  I got my water. It's in my bag now.

• 1:21:32Peyton Hardin?

  Spit it, spit it out!

• 1:21:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, you nasty bitch, in the bag! In the bag!

• 1:21:39Peyton Hardin?

  Everybody quiet.

• 1:21:47Peyton Hardin?

  Where'd my hat go?

• 1:21:48Cameron Kennedy?

  You threw that bitch like 2 minutes ago!

• 1:21:52Peyton Hardin?

  When air gets on my tongue, it hurts. It's hard, it's like you need to not breathe.

• 1:21:58Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:21:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Describe it bubba, you only got 1 more question.

• 1:22:00Peyton Hardin?

  I can't dude, my chest hurts.

• 1:22:02Cameron Kennedy?

  I know. Keep moving, the fidgets help.

• 1:22:05Peyton Hardin?

  The fidgets help.

• 1:22:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, you got it, you got it.

• 1:22:13Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:22:15Cameron Kennedy?

  There you go, yeah!

• 1:22:16Peyton Hardin?

  Where's my spoon?

• 1:22:17Cameron Kennedy?

  You said what?

• 1:22:19Peyton Hardin?

  Threw the spoon away. Oh yeah, it's in the back.

• 1:22:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Alright, so it's fair to say on this last one, if you get it wrong, you'll just go straight to the tongue.

• 1:22:26Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. Nah dude, I'm having-

• 1:22:28Cameron Kennedy?

  No, we gotta go, cuz he won't be able to survive.

• 1:22:30Peyton Hardin?

  I'm having caprosions.

• 1:22:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Caprosions?

• 1:22:33Peyton Hardin?

  Contractions.

• 1:22:34Cameron Kennedy?

  No you're not! Okay, you're good. You're good, you need to- Why are you grabbing your Johnson? Okay, here, oh, here we go. Here we go, last question.

• 1:22:44Peyton Hardin?

  Yep. Can't please.

• 1:22:45Cameron Kennedy?

  It's, uh, the questions are predetermined, brother.

• 1:22:48Peyton Hardin?

  Can't please.

• 1:22:48Cameron Kennedy?

  It's kinda like yours with the, here we go, you got it, you got it.

• 1:22:52Peyton Hardin?

  Can't please. I'm not giving your son a birthday gift.

• 1:22:56Cameron Kennedy?

  You heard that? Here we go. Which country invented tea?

• 1:23:02Cameron Kennedy?

  What the f- was that psycho little smirk?

• 1:23:04Peyton Hardin?

  I thought Boston at first. I thought Boston, but it's not right.

• 1:23:10Peyton Hardin?

  Boston Tea Party. London.

• 1:23:13Cameron Kennedy?

  No!

• 1:23:14Peyton Hardin?

  I just saw my answer.

• 1:23:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes it was!

• 1:23:16Peyton Hardin?

  United Kingdom.

• 1:23:17Cameron Kennedy?

  It was China!

• 1:23:19Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know, the bitches, the fireworks.

• 1:23:24Peyton Hardin?

  God, what is this?

• 1:23:29Peyton Hardin?

  I'm starting to pass out. Okay, brother. Okay, here we go.

• 1:23:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Last one. Last one. So-

• 1:23:36Peyton Hardin?

  You can punch me in my f- face, I'm not taking that.

• 1:23:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh yeah you are, yes you are, you have to. It's a part of it, I did it, it's good. Honest to God, you're already, yeah, there you go. There you go.

• 1:23:47Cameron Kennedy?

  So, you're gonna go just, uh, we'll call it even at two drops on the tongue. Two drops on the tongue.

• 1:23:52Peyton Hardin?

  Two drops on my ass, I'm taking one.

• 1:23:53Cameron Kennedy?

  You're doing two drops. Two drops, that's still less than what you would've, here you go.

• 1:23:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, his body is glistening.

• 1:24:10Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not well.

• 1:24:13Cameron Kennedy?

  I snorted, I got like a hot loogie.

• 1:24:15Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not well.

• 1:24:18Cameron Kennedy?

  You got it bubba, here we go. Two drops, you're done. Two drops and you're done, you're like crazy. Two drops and you're done.

• 1:24:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I know, you're, my whole body is hot, you saw the pits. Yeah, roll those slacks.

• 1:24:33Peyton Hardin?

  Oh lord, Jesus, have mercy on me.

• 1:24:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Blessed be thy name, Havana, Havana, here we go. You look incredible.

• 1:24:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, take that, this is the last one.

• 1:24:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, shoes are coming off, I know, I feel that pain. I wanted to strip butt naked.

• 1:24:57Peyton Hardin?

  I feel like I need a damn hug.

• 1:24:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, a hug from an ice cube.

• 1:25:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, your feet have jaundice. Your feet are so yellow, oh my god.

• 1:25:08Peyton Hardin?

  Don't leave me alive, please guys.

• 1:25:11Cameron Kennedy?

  I just had like a second wind.

• 1:25:12Peyton Hardin?

  I just made eye contact with my moose knuckle.

• 1:25:16Peyton Hardin?

  I'm having him.

• 1:25:17Cameron Kennedy?

  You threw him.

• 1:25:18Peyton Hardin?

  God bless.

• 1:25:19Cameron Kennedy?

  We gotta get out of here.

• 1:25:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Correct, your final answer was London, correct answer was China. Which country invented tea?

• 1:25:26Peyton Hardin?

  Don't ask me no damn trick questions, bro.

• 1:25:28Cameron Kennedy?

  The questions are over, brother, you're already at the last part. He doesn't know where he is. Open that tongue, open that little fat little tongue. Or yeah, go on the plate, get a good dab on the plate and then just slurp it with the tongue.

• 1:25:42Peyton Hardin?

  Why is it so sexual for you?

• 1:25:44Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 1:25:44Peyton Hardin?

  Wait, what's the last question?

• 1:25:46Cameron Kennedy?

  It's over. Which country invented tea? You said the Boston Tea Party, which led you to London. There you go.

• 1:25:52Peyton Hardin?

  There you go. That's good.

• 1:25:53Cameron Kennedy?

  That's good. Mind over matter bubba.

• 1:25:55Peyton Hardin?

  I genuinely don't know about this dude.

• 1:25:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, honestly, if you want, never mind, never mind, I'm sure he's gonna do it.

• 1:26:00Peyton Hardin?

  I'm gonna do this little dab.

• 1:26:01Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you're not.

• 1:26:04Peyton Hardin?

  I'm gonna do.

• 1:26:07Cameron Kennedy?

  I know. Yeah, oh, it's like dragon breath, isn't it? Oh my god, it's like incendiary rounds in black ops.

• 1:26:14Peyton Hardin?

  Hey, hey, YouTube, at this point, I don't even know if this is entertaining. At this point, oh, I gotta stop talking.

• 1:26:22Cameron Kennedy?

  You got it. Ready? Last one, final one. Hot trivia. Challenge complete.

• 1:26:29Peyton Hardin?

  I swear to god, I just heard my grandma's voice.

• 1:26:32Peyton Hardin?

  She's dead.

• 1:26:33Cameron Kennedy?

  In three, two, one.

• 1:26:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Absorb it, absorb it, absorb it.

• 1:26:43Peyton Hardin?

  It literally tastes like I'm eating matter.

• 1:26:51Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, no.

• 1:26:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, god, no. You look like a Louisiana fisherman.

• 1:27:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Get up!

• 1:27:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Don't spit on the gr- take him his bag, take him his bag, hurry, take him his bag. Take him his bag, hurry. Take him his bag. Run the bag.

• 1:27:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Don't want that on the concrete, thank you.

• 1:27:18Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 1:27:22Peyton Hardin?

  Switch bag.

• 1:27:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Don't break any electronics.

• 1:27:31Peyton Hardin?

  I need a punch.

• 1:27:32Cameron Kennedy?

  We're gonna punch, punch, uh, give me your milk, give me your milk, punch the thing. Get him his bag, get him his bag! Bag on I O two, get him the [__] bag! Oh, god, he swallowed it. Worst decision he could have made. Yeah.

• 1:27:45Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, it's in my hand.

• 1:27:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Punch something. Punch that, I'll give you my ass. I mean, I'll-

• 1:27:52Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's back there. My windpipe, where's my [__] milk?

• 1:27:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, it's right there. You just set it down. Bag him!

• 1:28:00Cameron Kennedy?

  God, your bag has some weight.

• 1:28:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Get out of here!

• 1:28:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, you're good.

• 1:28:08Peyton Hardin?

  No, I'm not. Don't tell me what I am.

• 1:28:09Cameron Kennedy?

  You look like you're hunting for crawfish. You're good. You're good, you're good. Oh.

• 1:28:15Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:28:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Wiggle those knees.

• 1:28:18Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:28:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh huh.

• 1:28:20Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:28:25Peyton Hardin?

  Ah, it's in my head!

• 1:28:27Cameron Kennedy?

  You got it, bubba.

• 1:28:28Peyton Hardin?

  It's in my head!

• 1:28:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, I love you. You got it.

• 1:28:30Peyton Hardin?

  It's in my head!

• 1:28:31Cameron Kennedy?

  I love you. We're here.

• 1:28:32Peyton Hardin?

  Ah!

• 1:28:33Cameron Kennedy?

  We're here.

• 1:28:34Peyton Hardin?

  Ah!

• 1:28:34Cameron Kennedy?

  I know. Oh, what the [__] is that cracking noise? Oh my god, what the [__] was that?

• 1:28:38Peyton Hardin?

  It's my knee.

• 1:28:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my, that was your knee? P, P, you're good, bro. You're good. Oh my god.

• 1:28:47Peyton Hardin?

  Hallelujah!

• 1:28:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, get your hands off your meat.

• 1:28:53Peyton Hardin?

  Oh. Ah!

• 1:28:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Is it happening again? Are you okay?

• 1:28:58Peyton Hardin?

  It itches.

• 1:28:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Are you okay?

• 1:29:00Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it just itches.

• 1:29:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Scratch that dry ass head.

• 1:29:08Peyton Hardin?

  It literally feels like there's somebody, no, growing my forehead right now.

• 1:29:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Punch something, punch something. Not the fan, not the fan. No, not the fan!

• 1:29:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, watch out for that bag of mush.

• 1:29:30Peyton Hardin?

  Ah, it's wet on me!

• 1:29:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, that's the milk, that's the milk!

• 1:29:38Cameron Kennedy?

  You want me to get us out of here?

• 1:29:40Peyton Hardin?

  Ah, wait.

• 1:29:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 1:29:41Peyton Hardin?

  Ah, you want some money?

• 1:29:43Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 1:29:43Peyton Hardin?

  You want some money?

• 1:29:44Cameron Kennedy?

  No, because you've never paid me before. I'm not doing it. I promise you, I'm not. I can't. I can't. Do you want some money?

• 1:29:50Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 1:29:52Peyton Hardin?

  Two thousand dollars.

• 1:29:53Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no. I've heard that before, and I've gotten zero ACH deposits, so I'm gonna go with no. We can suffer together.

• 1:30:01Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:30:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, but what you could do, what you could do.

• 1:30:07Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:30:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Hear me out. Split that in a fourth, a little 500 ball for one of those little rats.

• 1:30:12Peyton Hardin?

  500 dollars.

• 1:30:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Full spoon. Well, you're not worth two grand, buddy. Not on your best day.

• 1:30:18Peyton Hardin?

  $500, not the hottest one, but that third one.

• 1:30:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Third one, $500, full spoonful.

• 1:30:23Peyton Hardin?

  And this is gonna go on Patreon.

• 1:30:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Nothing to it. No questions. You just gotta slurp that joint 500.

• 1:30:28Peyton Hardin?

  500, full spoonful.

• 1:30:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Right now.

• 1:30:32Peyton Hardin?

  Right now.

• 1:30:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Right now, this exact second.

• 1:30:35Peyton Hardin?

  Shake your hand, come here. Wait, before you do that, or actually come here, we'll shake your hand, we're gonna go to Koala, uh, this is gonna be on the Patreon.

• 1:30:42Cameron Kennedy?

  If you wanna see Intern Pierce.

• 1:30:44Peyton Hardin?

  $500, oh my god, we got two, oh my god.

• 1:30:48Cameron Kennedy?

  If you wanna see Intern Pierce and Editor CJ commit to hell in the mouth, it is going to be on the Extended in the Koala Club on our Patreon. We absolutely love y'all. Thank you for coming back to episode 154 of the Usual No Podcast. If you plan on doing this at home, have some milk water, maybe some parental guidance, cuz it's not for the faint of heart. But confuse the casuals, get your good karma with this week's secret code, uh, TSH. TSH, bubba, think through the madness, you got it?

• 1:31:20Peyton Hardin?

  The hot sauce.

• 1:31:20Cameron Kennedy?

  No, that shit's hot. That shit's hot. We absolutely love y'all. Everything you need is in the description below. Remember, Koala Club is booming, it's amazing, there's so, so many people over there, we've built such a great community. And these two are about to experience the same bullshit we just did.

• 1:31:37Peyton Hardin?

  Patreon.

• 1:31:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Over on the Patreon.

• 1:31:38Peyton Hardin?

  Patreon, indeed. Got this segment of the podcast early, uncensored. So if you wanna get on the stuff early and uncensored, go over to the Patreon, and there's Patreon exclusives like Pierce and CJ eating it.

• 1:31:56Peyton Hardin?

  Remember, tour's coming soon, I guess, if I make it to tomorrow.

• 1:31:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Tour's coming soon, you already know Koala Club always gets the updates before everyone else.

• 1:32:03Peyton Hardin?

  Remember, dude.

• 1:32:07Peyton Hardin?

  One night I take koala bears, don't make, I caught it, one night I take koala bears, don't make it home to Christmas, and hopefully I'll see ya next time.

• 1:32:15Cameron Kennedy?

  We absolutely love y'all. Yeah, no, that shit was hot as hell. Oh dude, I'm gonna. Goodbye honey, my mom.

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