DELETED SCENES: Ant & Dec’s Huge Dump!

Join the boys as they dive into their favourite retro crisps and watch back some UNSEEN moments from the pod 👀 This week we take a peek inside Dec’s teenage bedroom, and watch Ant get put to the test with some maths! Plus, discover who the boys fan-girl over and the Hecklers’ wind Ant up with a few “Knock Knock” jokes. If you’d like to get in touch with the show, you can contact us on [email protected] and sign off your email using the name you’d like us to use; if you don’t want your surname mentioned, please don’t add it, and if you’d like a full name shout out, throw it all in there! Your personal data will be handled in accordance with applicable data protection laws and will only be retained for as long as is reasonably necessary for production, editorial, legal and compliance purposes. You can read more about our privacy policy at: https://www.mitrestudios.com/privacy-policy/ ----- 00:00 - Coming up00:20 - Crisp Galore07:05 - Ant & Dec in the GCSE!10:20 - In Your Ear12:30 - Knock Knock Jokes14:04 - Dec’s Bedroom16:40 - Fan Girling for Paul McCartney18:40 - Ant’s Aftershave19:50 - Wrap Up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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• 1:37Declan Donnelly?

  Hello, everybody, and welcome back to The Hangout for another Hanging Out with Him and Me or bonus episode for this week. This looks exciting. I know you've got a blue carrier bag with you. Where have you been? What you been doing?

• 1:48Ant McPartlin?

  Went to the shops, didn't I? Because last week, we talked about Red Ro Crisps.

• 1:52Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, we did. Yes.

• 1:53Ant McPartlin?

  So I found a tiny little corner shop.

• 1:56Declan Donnelly?

  A little newsagent.

• 1:57Ant McPartlin?

  Little newsagent, and... Oh, look at these, guys!

• 2:02Declan Donnelly?

  Look at these.

• 2:02Ant McPartlin?

  So I brought some in.

• 2:03Declan Donnelly?

  With crunchies!

• 2:06Declan Donnelly?

  Spicy tomato ones, not nice and spicy. Two bags of Frazzles, you got Roystar.

• 2:11Ant McPartlin?

  Do you remember bubble them, bubble chips? Do you remember them? T-bone steak flavour? What do you start with?

• 2:16Declan Donnelly?

  Skips. I've had skips for probably nineteen years.

• 2:19Ant McPartlin?

  Nineteen years? Well, do you want me to open the bag like that or something?

• 2:22Declan Donnelly?

  Yes, please.

• 2:23Ant McPartlin?

  They were in front of you, so I don't know why you didn't open the bag.

• 2:26Declan Donnelly?

  You opened them and feed them with these.

• 2:27Ant McPartlin?

  I'll empty the bag like that and cast them in your mouth. Now, go on. Come on.

• 2:31Declan Donnelly?

  Look at these.

• 2:32Ant McPartlin?

  So, Paddy, what's the technique there, girls? Let's let them melt on your tongue.

• 2:36Declan Donnelly?

  There's what?

• 2:37Ant McPartlin?

  Too late. Too late.

• 2:40Declan Donnelly?

  Well, can't be mouth watering too much. Why was it not getting in next?

• 2:42Ant McPartlin?

  No, I didn't. Frank has got me choosers. This was, oh, he had a fiver.

• 2:49Declan Donnelly?

  Are you allowed to spend on these?

• 2:50Ant McPartlin?

  It's a necessity.

• 2:52Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, okay.

• 2:53Ant McPartlin?

  And I bought you a present. I'm allowed to buy a present.

• 2:55Declan Donnelly?

  Are these, are they tax deductible because it's for the podcast?

• 2:57Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, exactly that. I used the company credit card.

• 3:01Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, space raiders.

• 3:02Ant McPartlin?

  You like them?

• 3:04Declan Donnelly?

  They're great.

• 3:06Ant McPartlin?

  Now, how do you eat the space raiders?

• 3:09Declan Donnelly?

  They pop out of my mouth and chew.

• 3:11Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, see, it's not big enough to do anything other than go, it's an alien.

• 3:16Ant McPartlin?

  Did you used to do alien voices before you put them in your mouth?

• 3:18Declan Donnelly?

  Absolutely not.

• 3:19Ant McPartlin?

  Did you not? Don't eat me. We come in peace. Oh.

• 3:24Ant McPartlin?

  No, you don't need to do that.

• 3:26Declan Donnelly?

  Never did that.

• 3:26Ant McPartlin?

  No, I just do.

• 3:27Declan Donnelly?

  And I don't think I'll start now. Do you know what would be nice after these? A refresher. Do you remember those yellow refreshers?

• 3:34Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, we should be washing this down with Tyza. What's next? What should we try next?

• 3:39Declan Donnelly?

  A Frazzle?

• 3:39Ant McPartlin?

  Let's have a little Frazzle. I love Frazzles.

• 3:43Declan Donnelly?

  Did you ever put Frazzles in some bread and butter and pretend you're having a bacon sandwich?

• 3:46Ant McPartlin?

  No.

• 3:47Declan Donnelly?

  Me neither.

• 3:50Declan Donnelly?

  Oh.

• 3:51Ant McPartlin?

  Do you like a crisp sandwich?

• 3:52Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 3:53Ant McPartlin?

  Well, what's your flavour of crisp?

• 3:55Declan Donnelly?

  Cheese and onion.

• 3:56Ant McPartlin?

  Cheese and onion. Is it, is it cheese and onion for everything?

• 4:01Declan Donnelly?

  Yes.

• 4:02Ant McPartlin?

  For anything? If you were to take a bag of crisps out of the aeroplane?

• 4:05Declan Donnelly?

  Cheese and onion.

• 4:06Ant McPartlin?

  A bag of crisps in the stand bar?

• 4:08Declan Donnelly?

  Cheese and onion.

• 4:09Ant McPartlin?

  Would you eat a bag of crisps at a wake?

• 4:13Declan Donnelly?

  Yes, but salt and vinegar. Don't be disrespectful.

• 4:16Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah, that would be disrespectful.

• 4:19Declan Donnelly?

  My favourite cheese and onion crisps are Marks and Spencer's, mature cheddar and spring onion.

• 4:25Ant McPartlin?

  Mmm. He's gone posh, hasn't he?

• 4:30Ant McPartlin?

  I'll tell you what we should have had after this as well. Did you remember Chocolab? I used to get the breadstick and then you used to get a bit of chocolate.

• 4:37Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 4:38Ant McPartlin?

  Dip the breadstick in. Do they, do they still sell them? Yeah, probably, do they? Do they? Yeah. How do you know for sure? Because we're saying this on the, on the tally, so.

• 4:46Declan Donnelly?

  It's got to be factually correct, otherwise off comm will be down on our, on our backs like a ton of bricks.

• 4:51Ant McPartlin?

  Because I said very confidently a few months ago to a friend that topics were still a thing.

• 4:58Declan Donnelly?

  Oh yeah, they're not.

• 4:59Ant McPartlin?

  They're not. But I went online and said, can I buy topics? And I could still buy them. Imagine how old those topics are. Where was he selling them from? His garage.

• 5:08Declan Donnelly?

  Oh no.

• 5:09Ant McPartlin?

  He's locked up. He's selling them from his lock up.

• 5:11Declan Donnelly?

  You don't want to go off topic.

• 5:13Ant McPartlin?

  Don't, don't, don't laugh at him. Please don't laugh at him.

• 5:16Declan Donnelly?

  Off, off topic.

• 5:17Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, yeah, no, we get it. We get it. We get it. We get it. We get it.

• 5:22Declan Donnelly?

  They're really good, actually. Good tomato weed crunches, yeah.

• 5:25Ant McPartlin?

  Uh, tomato weed crunches.

• 5:27Declan Donnelly?

  They're really tangy.

• 5:28Ant McPartlin?

  Did you used to try and suck up anything with your weed crunchies? Did you? What? You didn't? You had soup, cup of soup. Get a cup of soup or tomato soup, get a weed crunchy and then. Well, this is a great pod, isn't it?

• 5:44Declan Donnelly?

  We'll be back on Thursday. Oh no, sorry. We've still got more for you, actually.

• 5:49Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, we're going to show you bits today that we never get a chance to show on the normal pod. Letters, bits of chat, loads of stuff, really.

• 5:57Declan Donnelly?

  It's a bit of a best of, catch all, bit of a dump.

• 6:02Ant McPartlin?

  Don't, don't call it a dump.

• 6:04Declan Donnelly?

  But it's a dump of all the stuff we haven't had time for.

• 6:06Ant McPartlin?

  A dump, like a turd. This is a turd of a pod.

• 6:11Declan Donnelly?

  It's a dump of all the stuff.

• 6:12Ant McPartlin?

  Curl out this podcast. Why are you starting it?

• 6:16Declan Donnelly?

  It's a content dump.

• 6:17Ant McPartlin?

  It's not, don't, don't say the word dump. It's just like, it's really good bits that you haven't had a chance to see because the other episodes have been too busy.

• 6:25Declan Donnelly?

  Okay. Unseen bits of, of, I think a dump is catchier, but.

• 6:28Ant McPartlin?

  It's not. It's like saying turd. He's the turd. He's the turd pod. Turd? Oh.

• 6:36Declan Donnelly?

  That's just a toilet, a turd pod. Oh, what's the nip of the turd pod?

• 6:42Ant McPartlin?

  The turd pod makes me think of a portaloo. I'm off to the turd pod. Because that's like a, that's like a pod, isn't it?

• 6:48Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, it is, yeah. Well, on that note.

• 6:50Ant McPartlin?

  On that note.

• 6:51Declan Donnelly?

  Here are some unseen bits from the last few weeks. Bits for having fit into the podcast. Here it is.

• 6:56Ant McPartlin?

  Imagine if people are having a dump whilst watching our dump.

• 6:58Declan Donnelly?

  That would be ironic.

• 6:59Ant McPartlin?

  How fitting.

• 7:00Declan Donnelly?

  Enjoy the dump.

• 7:06Ant McPartlin?

  Hello. It starts like that, hello.

• 7:09Declan Donnelly?

  Nice.

• 7:09Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, that's it. I had an attack of nostalgia recently. Hope you, hope we're clean off quickly.

• 7:15Declan Donnelly?

  Hope you're okay.

• 7:16Ant McPartlin?

  And bought a book from my childhood off eBay. I burst out laughing when I opened it. Sorry, Dec. Respect, guys. Chrissie.

• 7:25Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, that is charming. That is charming. If you're just listening. It is, it's the.

• 7:31Ant McPartlin?

  That is wonderful.

• 7:32Declan Donnelly?

  It's the SMTV Live annual.

• 7:34Ant McPartlin?

  Wonderful.

• 7:35Declan Donnelly?

  And it's got a lovely picture of Ant on the left. Cat is in the middle. And I think it's me on the right, but there's a massive sticker over my face saying great value £1.

• 7:44Ant McPartlin?

  It's been reduced to £1 and they've slapped the sticker right over Dec's face.

• 7:49Declan Donnelly?

  That.

• 7:49Ant McPartlin?

  Right over his butt cut.

• 7:50Declan Donnelly?

  I think somebody meant to do that.

• 7:52Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, of course.

• 7:52Declan Donnelly?

  I think somebody laughed when they did that.

• 7:53Ant McPartlin?

  Ant's fan. They were, they were a big fan of Ant and Cat.

• 7:56Declan Donnelly?

  You could have just gone two inches lower and put it under my chin, couldn't you?

• 8:00Ant McPartlin?

  Or even just in the middle, and there's loads of space down the bottom where it says, it's wicked.

• 8:04Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, just put it there.

• 8:05Ant McPartlin?

  Put it on there, because that's not really telling you much, other than it's wicked, which of course, the SMTV book was wicked. Yeah, that's good. I like that. If you've, if you've seen any other merch from ours in the past in bookshops or any other stores.

• 8:18Declan Donnelly?

  Any bargain bins.

• 8:19Ant McPartlin?

  Any bargain bins. Send us pictures, it's funny. I like it. Good one, we like that. Thank you, Chrissie. Respect to you, guys.

• 8:29Declan Donnelly?

  Hi Ant, hi Dec.

• 8:31Ant McPartlin?

  Hi.

• 8:31Declan Donnelly?

  I'm a psychology teacher, but teach a bit of maths and other things on the side where needed.

• 8:37Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, okay.

• 8:38Declan Donnelly?

  Did you know you guys are featured in a GCSE maths question?

• 8:43Ant McPartlin?

  No.

• 8:43Declan Donnelly?

  They use Newcastle in homage to you two and even spell your name correctly with the H, Ant.

• 8:50Ant McPartlin?

  So they did, it's on the screen.

• 8:52Declan Donnelly?

  I've attached the question, let's see how you fare. Don't forget to explain your workings for extra marks. Respect guys, Jem. P.S. I've also recently found out I'm going to be a dad for the first time and listening to you two talk about fatherhood a few episodes ago was lovely and makes me excited for what is to come.

• 9:08Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, that's nice.

• 9:09Declan Donnelly?

  Congratulations, Jem.

• 9:10Ant McPartlin?

  Good luck, Jem. Good luck. Brilliant, man.

• 9:12Declan Donnelly?

  Right. Anthony travels from Newcastle to Manchester at an average speed of 65 miles per hour. The journey takes him two hours and 15 minutes. Declan makes the same journey in two hours and 35 minutes. Work out Declan's average speed for the journey.

• 9:26Ant McPartlin?

  No, no, no.

• 9:30Declan Donnelly?

  So...

• 9:30Ant McPartlin?

  No. Just no.

• 9:32Declan Donnelly?

  What?

• 9:33Ant McPartlin?

  Why do we, we don't have to do this.

• 9:35Declan Donnelly?

  I'm not to do it.

• 9:36Ant McPartlin?

  I don't want to do it.

• 9:37Declan Donnelly?

  This is like getting on a plane and opening your Sudoku.

• 9:40Ant McPartlin?

  Oh my God, this is like everything I hate about life.

• 9:43Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, I love this.

• 9:44Ant McPartlin?

  This, this was the kind of thing that I hated at school and couldn't wait to be out of school so I didn't have to do it again. So when I'm doing stuff like a podcast, which I enjoy, meeting up with friends, I feel like I've escaped that classroom life, I'm not going to sit here and do this just in my own free time. You're doing it, aren't you? As I'm talking, you're actually doing it. You're trying to work, figure it out. Who cares? The answer to this is, can we write on there, who cares? I don't care. B, if Declan took different roads than Anthony, how could this affect your answer to part A? Don't care, don't care. And I apologise and I'm sorry to anyone who's had to answer this question in real life

• 10:25Ant McPartlin?

  in their GCSEs or in their maths classrooms over the years, because this wasn't our doing. So if you've cursed us over the years because this is a difficult question to answer, then I do apologise. And now can we all move on and get this question out of our lives? I just can't get it, there's a part of me brain that doesn't enjoy this, so it shuts down. I'm the exact same. Yeah, do you know what I mean, Lola? I see numbers and it just goes... Yeah, my brain just goes, no, does not compute, no thank you. Where are the donuts?

• 10:57Ant McPartlin?

  Oh God, he's got his phone out. You're not allowed to use a calculator.

• 11:01Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 11:01Ant McPartlin?

  Who says? Doesn't say in the brackets, say you're allowed to use a calculator? You have just been disqualified from this exam. The adjudicator has escorted you out of the classroom. And you failed your GCSEs. And your mum is very disappointed. And now you have to leave back to your room.

• 11:18Ant McPartlin?

  God, guys, let's get on with this. This is so dull.

• 11:22Declan Donnelly?

  Shall we tell you the outside? Yeah, go on. Go on, Lena. Fifty-six point six miles per hour. There's a part two to the question. Do you want to go about part two?

• 11:30Ant McPartlin?

  No, thank you, Declan.

• 11:32Declan Donnelly?

  Thanks for that, Gem. Neither of us could do it.

• 11:34Ant McPartlin?

  Oh my God.

• 11:34Declan Donnelly?

  Fifty-six point six.

• 11:35Ant McPartlin?

  Absolutely mind normally boring. Never send us in anything like that ever again.

• 11:42Declan Donnelly?

  Well, good luck with the baby.

• 11:45Ant McPartlin?

  Hello.

• 11:48Declan Donnelly?

  Hello.

• 11:49Ant McPartlin?

  It's not to anyone, just hello.

• 11:50Declan Donnelly?

  Just hello.

• 11:51Ant McPartlin?

  When you have to hire people to help out with jobs in everyday life, for example plumber, removals, painter, et cetera.

• 11:58Declan Donnelly?

  Uh huh.

• 11:59Ant McPartlin?

  Other work is suspicious, they're on an in-your-ear skit. Kind of God's Gemma Queen. Very good question.

• 12:05Declan Donnelly?

  Great question.

• 12:06Ant McPartlin?

  Yes, they are.

• 12:06Declan Donnelly?

  Yep, that does happen.

• 12:08Ant McPartlin?

  We've had it before where we, I'll tell you where it happened. We were in Blackpool and we were doing Britain's Got Talent. And the hotel we stay at in Blackpool, down in the basement, they have Pilates and yoga classes at like 8am every morning. And we're both into Pilates, we like a bit of yoga. So we thought, yeah, we'll do it. We're up there for a week doing Britain's Got Talent, so we'll go down. So I went down first and as I went in, it was a class which was nearly full. There was two mats left. And I went in and there were all, there was all ladies of like 50 plus. And they're all chatting amongst each other. And as I walked in, it all went quiet. And everyone, it was like record scratch, ah.

• 12:50Ant McPartlin?

  And then I walked over to my little yoga mat, sat down, started doing my little stretching and I was just like, this silence was deafening. And then slowly, and the whispering between them all. Then he walked in and then all you could hear.

• 13:05Declan Donnelly?

  Almost lit.

• 13:06Ant McPartlin?

  Almost lit. Then all you could hear was, oh, oh, there's a few gasps and a few other. And I was like, oh my God, I didn't expect this kind of reaction, but it wasn't until the end. So we done the whole class sweating away, finished the plotters and then the woman on the mat next to you.

• 13:20Declan Donnelly?

  Everybody says thank you to the yoga teacher. Thank you, thank you. And then it all went quiet again. And the woman next to me went, I'm sorry, but are we just gonna all pretend this is normal?

• 13:34Ant McPartlin?

  And afterwards, we spoke to them, so we've done it quite a few times and they all said they thought they were in a, in an in your ear sketch.

• 13:41Declan Donnelly?

  And it was an hour long class of yoga.

• 13:44Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 13:44Declan Donnelly?

  Like they're all thinking, oh.

• 13:46Ant McPartlin?

  So it got us thinking, most people must think that when we're together, definitely that that must be some kind of in your ear.

• 13:55Ant McPartlin?

  We've got a couple of jokes. Oh, jokes? Yeah.

• 13:58Declan Donnelly?

  I wasn't expecting jokes.

• 13:59Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah. Do you want the first one?

• 14:01Declan Donnelly?

  Yes, please. Can we try and guess the answer?

• 14:03Ant McPartlin?

  Knock, knock.

• 14:05Declan Donnelly?

  Who's there?

• 14:06Ant McPartlin?

  I'd like Ant to answer.

• 14:09Ant McPartlin?

  Who's there? To. To who? It's actually to whom? Oh my God, shut up. It's actually to whom?

• 14:23Ant McPartlin?

  Oh God.

• 14:26Declan Donnelly?

  Another one, another one.

• 14:27Ant McPartlin?

  Okay, okay, okay. I need things. What happened when the verb asked the noun to conjugate? I don't know what happened when the verb asked the noun to conjugate. The noun declined. Cool.

• 14:41Ant McPartlin?

  What's the difference between a cat and a comma? I don't know, Jemima. What is the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws. The other has a paws at the end of the claws.

• 14:56Ant McPartlin?

  And you genuinely find that funny? Do you? Do you? Yeah, you do. Look at you, you're laughing.

• 15:02Declan Donnelly?

  That's the most.

• 15:03Ant McPartlin?

  Lola's pretending she knows what it means, but she's on my mental wavelength.

• 15:06Declan Donnelly?

  That is the most.

• 15:07Ant McPartlin?

  She's as dumb as me.

• 15:08Declan Donnelly?

  Jemima laughed since we started this podcast.

• 15:10Ant McPartlin?

  I know. That's highbrow. She's very highbrow, Jemima.

• 15:15Declan Donnelly?

  If you've got any grammar jokes, get them into us, address to Ant.

• 15:21Ant McPartlin?

  Please do not do that.

• 15:22Declan Donnelly?

  Hang on, at beltabox.com.

• 15:24Ant McPartlin?

  Nope.

• 15:27Ant McPartlin?

  Dear Ant Dec and team.

• 15:29Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, hi team. Hi. Hey, hiya.

• 15:35Ant McPartlin?

  I recently found my memory box with a lot of PJ and Duncan cuttings, including this magazine article about Dex's teenage bedroom.

• 15:45Declan Donnelly?

  Okay.

• 15:46Ant McPartlin?

  The flyer for the NOW roadshow at Stockton Mall was where I met my best friend Sarah. It all started with, "Do you like PJ and Duncan?", when I was 46 and have been best friends for the last 32 years. And like you both, I don't know what I would do without her. So thank you both for that. We now plan a night together to reminisce and go through the box. Respect, guys. Leal. Listening, watching, in Teeside. P.S. Has Dex still got Dez the bonsai tree? I've attached the feature in Sugar magazine. Let's have a look.

• 16:17Declan Donnelly?

  So.

• 16:17Ant McPartlin?

  So. Talk to me about this.

• 16:19Declan Donnelly?

  This is not my bedroom.

• 16:22Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, but I don't recognise the room at all.

• 16:25Declan Donnelly?

  I don't either. I have to have a look at this.

• 16:28Ant McPartlin?

  Did you have a bonsai tree?

• 16:29Declan Donnelly?

  I did not. What about the Stephen King books? They were mine, but I read them when we were like on the road.

• 16:37Ant McPartlin?

  Can you play the keyboard?

• 16:39Declan Donnelly?

  I cannot.

• 16:40Ant McPartlin?

  Can you play the guitar?

• 16:41Declan Donnelly?

  A tiny bit.

• 16:42Ant McPartlin?

  Do you use bro-cream?

• 16:45Declan Donnelly?

  I used to. That is not my lava lamp.

• 16:49Ant McPartlin?

  Do you use weights like that?

• 16:52Declan Donnelly?

  I used to.

• 16:54Ant McPartlin?

  Let me read a couple of the quotes. Dex says, "I don't get to spend much time in this room anymore, but it's where I relax and mellow out. I only wish it always looked this tiny." Do you recognise those curtains?

• 17:07Declan Donnelly?

  I do not. I think, I think we faked this. I think we made, I think we faked it.

• 17:12Ant McPartlin?

  Did we?

• 17:13Declan Donnelly?

  We must have done. Now, let me tell you a story. So I remember when we started out, we were doing some press in Germany and there was a big magazine in Germany called Bravo.

• 17:22Ant McPartlin?

  Yes.

• 17:23Declan Donnelly?

  And they wanted to do an at-home with Anton Dex and, or PJ and Duncan and come and visit our flat. We didn't, we didn't have a flat. We didn't share a flat, so we had to make one up and found us a flat.

• 17:36Ant McPartlin?

  Was my non-boyfriend's flat at the time. So we kind of dressed it up. But even that, even that doesn't look like that flat. I don't think. Did you used to wear eternity Calvin Klein?

• 17:47Declan Donnelly?

  Yes, I did.

• 17:48Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, so some of the, some of the facts in this are all correct.

• 17:50Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, I think some of the facts are correct. That is not my bedroom though.

• 17:53Ant McPartlin?

  What a swizz. That showbiz, huh?

• 17:55Declan Donnelly?

  I don't even remember that.

• 17:56Ant McPartlin?

  All smoke and mirrors, all made up. Can't believe any of them.

• 18:01Declan Donnelly?

  Got one here.

• 18:04Declan Donnelly?

  From Hannah.

• 18:05Ant McPartlin?

  Hi Hannah.

• 18:05Declan Donnelly?

  Hi guys. I'm absolutely loving the pod.

• 18:09Ant McPartlin?

  Good.

• 18:10Declan Donnelly?

  My question to you is, after watching Deck fangirl over Bill Nighy, I'd love to know if there are any other famous faces that bring their fangirls out in you.

• 18:19Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, yeah.

• 18:19Declan Donnelly?

  Respect guys. Hannah.

• 18:21Ant McPartlin?

  I tell you who we've met a couple of times, who is a huge hero to us and was just amazing when we met him was Paul McCartney.

• 18:29Declan Donnelly?

  Yes.

• 18:30Ant McPartlin?

  Oh my goodness. He was just, he's just the best. Very tall, isn't he?

• 18:34Declan Donnelly?

  He is tall, taller than you think.

• 18:35Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, much taller than you think.

• 18:36Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 18:36Ant McPartlin?

  We met him, we beat the same a couple of times, beat the same in Austria earlier on tour when he was, he played Brisbane, we went down to see him.

• 18:42Declan Donnelly?

  So he found out we were there and invited us backstage before the gig to go and meet him.

• 18:47Ant McPartlin?

  Oh my god. And there was another time when, yesterday.

• 18:51Declan Donnelly?

  All my troubles seem so far away.

• 18:53Ant McPartlin?

  Yesterday is the most played song on the radio of all time. So PRS, the company that collect all of the kind of royalties for artists, got in touch with us and said, we want to present Paul McCartney with a plaque, basically that says yesterday is the most played song of all time on the radio. And we would like you to present it to him. We're like, us? Out of everyone that could present it, us? And of course we jumped at the idea and we, he said, they said, he's on his way to play the O2. So we'd like you to be waiting backstage and then as he passes to go to the stage, hand him it. He'd be thrilled to you two, he loves you guys. So we were really flattered. So he walked around the corner, we're there at the O2, we've got this big plaque and he goes, I'm not accepting this off you two Geordies. And then walked away.

• 19:38Ant McPartlin?

  And I went, only joking? The prankster?

• 19:41Declan Donnelly?

  Because he was a Beatle and they're like the biggest band in the world. He's just legendary, isn't he?

• 19:48Ant McPartlin?

  He doesn't get bigger than that.

• 19:49Declan Donnelly?

  No. He's, um, when you meet somebody like that, it's like meeting the Queen.

• 19:55Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, it is.

• 19:56Declan Donnelly?

  You know, uh, somebody who's been famous all over the world for all of your life.

• 20:02Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 20:02Declan Donnelly?

  Meeting someone like that is so mad, mind blowing. Loved it.

• 20:08Declan Donnelly?

  Okay. Hi Aunt and Dec, I've been losing sleep over something important. Well, it's important to me, says Tony from Great Yarmouth. Ever been?

• 20:17Ant McPartlin?

  Uh, probably.

• 20:19Declan Donnelly?

  I see, Tony's asking.

• 20:20Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, I probably, Tony. In fact, yes.

• 20:23Declan Donnelly?

  On Amasleb, South Africa, Gemma Collins told Aunt, "You smell delicious."

• 20:28Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, yeah.

• 20:29Declan Donnelly?

  Now, I'm not saying I rewound it twice, but I rewound it twice.

• 20:34Ant McPartlin?

  Thrice.

• 20:35Declan Donnelly?

  So, please, for the sake of closure, what aftershave was Aunt wearing that day? If it can survive the South African heat and impress Gemma Collins, it must be powerful stuff. Looking forward to the truth, Tony in Great Yarmouth. I thought it was... Actually, that said, you smell delicious.

• 20:51Ant McPartlin?

  I think it was, actually. And I think my fragrance at the time would have been Loewe. Is that how you pronounce it? Lo?

• 21:01Declan Donnelly?

  Loewe.

• 21:02Ant McPartlin?

  Loewe? Loewe, Loewe.

• 21:04Declan Donnelly?

  L-O-E-W-E.

• 21:06Ant McPartlin?

  Loewe. That's what I was wearing.

• 21:08Declan Donnelly?

  Spenny that.

• 21:08Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 21:09Declan Donnelly?

  That is spenny.

• 21:10Ant McPartlin?

  It was a present off my wife!

• 21:11Declan Donnelly?

  Loewe. For men.

• 21:13Ant McPartlin?

  Are you rolling? Loewe.

• 21:19Declan Donnelly?

  So, there you go. That's a little catch-up on all the bits you haven't seen. Quite fun, that, innit?

• 21:24Ant McPartlin?

  Watching ourselves?

• 21:25Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 21:25Ant McPartlin?

  Really good, innit?

• 21:26Declan Donnelly?

  I can't remember half that stuff.

• 21:27Ant McPartlin?

  I don't remember any of it.

• 21:29Declan Donnelly?

  Any of it?

• 21:29Ant McPartlin?

  Not really.

• 21:30Declan Donnelly?

  You weren't really listening, you were too busy crunching crisps.

• 21:33Ant McPartlin?

  We need to do a trackload special. Next time we do a dump. Next time we do a dump.

• 21:38Declan Donnelly?

  It won't be long, after all them crisps.

• 21:43Ant McPartlin?

  You're gonna stick a smoky bacon in it.

• 21:46Ant McPartlin?

  Cover your ears, baby John Pork. Cover your ears.

• 21:48Declan Donnelly?

  Sorry.

• 21:48Ant McPartlin?

  Next time we do a best of, uh, we, uh, can we do a chocolate one? And not retro chocolate, just chocolate.

• 21:56Ant McPartlin?

  Next time we do a dump, let me a chocolate one. A chocolate log.

• 22:01Declan Donnelly?

  It's very...

• 22:02Ant McPartlin?

  Oh my god, it's gone pureeal, pureeal!

• 22:03Declan Donnelly?

  It's a very childish episode.

• 22:05Ant McPartlin?

  I expected better than this.

• 22:06Declan Donnelly?

  Let's go and wash our mouths out.

• 22:08Ant McPartlin?

  Yes, let's do it. With Cravers.

• 22:11Declan Donnelly?

  Thanks for tuning in today. We'll be back on Thursday with the main pod.

• 22:15Ant McPartlin?

  Yes, we will.

• 22:15Declan Donnelly?

  We won't bring any crisps to that. We might bring some refreshers and drumsticks.

• 22:18Ant McPartlin?

  No, just water. Just water. We need to have like a detox week.

• 22:21Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, we could do with that.

• 22:22Ant McPartlin?

  Yes, please.

• 22:23Declan Donnelly?

  We'll see you back here on Thursday. Until then.

• 22:26Ant McPartlin?

  Respect, guys. See you later.

• 22:28Declan Donnelly?

  See you later.

• 22:29Ant McPartlin?

  Right. That's it. No, I don't need it. I don't need it.

• 22:31Declan Donnelly?

  Don't worry about it, Charlie.

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