Korean Thanksgiving w/ David So & Peter Kim

Welcome to our Korean Thanksgiving with returning guests David So & Peter Kim. We chat The Devirginator, pudge-lords, Korean vampires, cheezy chopsticks, and the nuclear shadow of Joel Kim Booster. DraftKings is offering a warm welcome to new players with ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS INSTANTLY IN CASINO CREDITS with just a ten dollar wager. Plus, EVERYONE can get in on the action with a holiday reward every week! So, sign up with code TIGERBELLY because the holiday cheer is here! Only on DraftKings Casino. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:00Speaker 00

  Buy smart, drive for less and trade for more. That's Toyota affordability. And it all starts with a great deal on a truck from your local Toyota dealer. Make a smart buy on the off-road ready Tacoma or half-ton Tundra. Two of Toyota's most capable and longest-lasting trucks. Built with the strength for the tough jobs, the tech to power your next big adventures, and the rugged style for everything in between. Or discover Toyota's off-road lineup, including the iconic Forerunner and Land Cruiser, designed to go beyond the everyday. And with Toyota's proven reputation for quality and reliability, plus available hybrid power on many models, you can get more for every mile and drive for less along the way. And long after you leave the lot, your Toyota keeps delivering the great resale value.

• 0:43Speaker 00

  So you could trade in for more when you're ready for your next Toyota. From a great deal today to a great value tomorrow. A Toyota is right for you. Shop toyota.com for deals and details. Or stop by your local Toyota dealer today. Toyota, let's go places.

• 0:59Speaker 01

  Hey, it's Adam Grant from Ted's Rethinking Podcast. As businesses scale, success depends on how well knowledge is captured, shared, and kept up to date. Camtasia Pro turns teams' expertise into engaging training, onboarding, and documentation. No professional editing experience required. With the industry's best screen recording, video editing, and AI-powered workflows, you can train faster and boost operational efficiency. Get over $100 off your first year at camtasia pro.com and start building a smarter way to educate customers, onboard employees, and ensure valuable expertise is shared across teams.

• 1:59Bobby Lee?

  So we did a couple of sold-out shows at the main room at the Comedy Store. Actually, that first one or two was very good. I just got the flavor. It comes later.

• 2:09Speaker 00

  After the second one?

• 2:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it comes later. And so, the first show was great. We had, um, Spade was on it, a couple of other people, Rick Glassman. And then, um, we had Dax Flame go up in the second one.

• 2:23Speaker 03

  How was he? He's amazing.

• 2:24Bobby Lee?

  So we were like, we're gonna do Dax Flame and Jaime as a ten-minute bomb block.

• 2:31Speaker 03

  Was that on the sheet? It said bomb block?

• 2:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, bomb block. I was just gonna go, this is, you know, a piss break.

• 2:38Bobby Lee?

  I thought, I mean, I don't know, I'm sorry. I thought it was a piss break and I, um... Dax took a second to get going, but it was just a bizarre performance. And you could just tell that whatever he's doing is working because none of the jokes really are great. But he's so weird that the audience would just love him. And then, they didn't even hear Jaime's intro, cuz he did it, he went, "I'm Jaime." That was, that was his intro. So no one ever even heard it. So then Jaime just goes up there. I wish you would've said, um, "Bro, you didn't even say my name," whatever, but, no, no credits? But you... What's so funny?

• 3:19Speaker 04

  I just wanna have Dax giving Jaime's credits.

• 3:23Speaker 03

  What'd he say?

• 3:25Bobby Lee?

  It was literally, "I'm Jaime."

• 3:29Bobby Lee?

  And I was like, when he finished, I went into the audience. And I went in, I tried to get them to applaud. And in the applaud, applause, he said your name really quietly. So then it didn't even seem like he even brought you up, so you just kinda ended up being at the mic. And I went, "Oh no," you know? But then I'm like, "But they really liked you. I think you did a very good job." I thought your jokes were there, um, very confident. It was very impressive, highly, highly impressive.

• 3:57Speaker 05

  Were you scared?

• 3:58Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah. I was scared.

• 3:59Bobby Lee?

  Here's another thing I like about you is, is that in the green room, you don't make a fuss. You're, you're almost as you blend into the wall, because there's just a lot of people there, like, you know? Andrew's there with his, you know, with his mood. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? He's a gray cloud, you know what I mean? You got, you know what I mean, chaos. Harland Williams there. And you were, you just sit, you stand there with your hands in your pocket. You don't say anything with your little smile. And you don't, you're not intrusive, you know how to blend, it's, it's professional attitude. I really commend you.

• 4:34Speaker 03

  Thank you, thank you.

• 4:35Bobby Lee?

  Thank you, thank you to you.

• 4:36Speaker 03

  Thank you, thank you. Thank you for the spot.

• 4:38Bobby Lee?

  Thank you, thank you, thank you. What?

• 4:41Speaker 03

  Thank you for the spot.

• 4:42Bobby Lee?

  Thank you. I have to say thank you last, so don't say thank you again.

• 4:45Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 4:45Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 4:46Speaker 03

  Thank you for the spot.

• 4:46Bobby Lee?

  Thank you. Don't do it again, because I have a thing. If you do it again, it's gonna keep going.

• 4:52Speaker 03

  There could be problems, dude.

• 4:53Bobby Lee?

  There'll be problems. Stop. Don't say it again.

• 4:56Speaker 03

  I appreciate it.

• 4:58Bobby Lee?

  That's better.

• 4:59Speaker 00

  He couldn't commit to it, yeah.

• 5:01Bobby Lee?

  So you flew, you were at LA Tuesday, you flew back to Dallas.

• 5:05Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm. Wednesday.

• 5:07Bobby Lee?

  Wednesday. And then what happened? A show?

• 5:10Speaker 03

  Uh, when? On Thursday?

• 5:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:13Speaker 03

  No, I was just, I was home for the Halloween, for the family.

• 5:15Bobby Lee?

  Oh, for Halloween thing, Halloween. Why the Halloween family thing? You like that?

• 5:18Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's a family thing.

• 5:20Bobby Lee?

  What'd you dress up as? Let me guess.

• 5:22Speaker 00

  Yeah, please guess.

• 5:23Bobby Lee?

  Uh, a gordito.

• 5:27Speaker 03

  What does that look like?

• 5:29Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, I've never been to Taco Bell outside of advertising, though.

• 5:32Speaker 03

  No, uh, Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

• 5:35Bobby Lee?

  The, the, the, leather face?

• 5:37Speaker 03

  Leather face.

• 5:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, that's pretty cool.

• 5:39Speaker 03

  You wanna see it?

• 5:40Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't, but, um, I would be, that'd be funny if you were Leatherface. That'd just be so much, it wouldn't be ask her, there you are, I thought it would be a gordito.

• 5:48Speaker 03

  That's a cheesy, that's, that's actually, I eat that, cheese and gordita crunch. It surprises me. It is, it is good.

• 5:54Bobby Lee?

  So you, you do eat that?

• 5:56Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 5:56Bobby Lee?

  So when you go to the Taco Bell, what do you say to when you order it?

• 5:59Speaker 03

  Can I get two cheese and gordita crunches?

• 6:02Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so you didn't want a gordito when I said it?

• 6:04Speaker 03

  Yeah. Well, you're just saying the name, but this is actually the name.

• 6:08Speaker 00

  Wait, I'm so confused.

• 6:11Speaker 03

  What do you call that when you go to Taco Bell? Or you don't eat Taco Bell?

• 6:14Bobby Lee?

  A gordita.

• 6:16Speaker 03

  They don't, no, that's not, it's a cheesy gordita crunch.

• 6:19Bobby Lee?

  What's the second, what's the second thing you're saying? Give me the second word you're saying.

• 6:23Speaker 03

  Cheesy gordita crunch.

• 6:25Bobby Lee?

  Gordita.

• 6:26Speaker 00

  Gordita?

• 6:26Speaker 03

  But you just go to the drive-thru and say gordita, then I'm like, what are you talking about?

• 6:30Bobby Lee?

  But it's not a gordita.

• 6:31Speaker 03

  It's not. But I don't know why they have the thing.

• 6:35Speaker 00

  I think you're missing of what he's saying.

• 6:36Speaker 03

  It's 'cause you, you.

• 6:38Bobby Lee?

  Isn't it called a gordito?

• 6:40Speaker 03

  No, it's gordita.

• 6:41Bobby Lee?

  Gordita?

• 6:42Speaker 03

  Gordita.

• 6:43Bobby Lee?

  Oh, then I got it wrong.

• 6:44Speaker 00

  Oh, but he was saying gorira.

• 6:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, anyway. Thank you.

• 6:50Speaker 00

  You're welcome.

• 6:51Bobby Lee?

  Very good. I woke up in a really bad mood because,

• 6:57Bobby Lee?

  number one, you shouldn't scroll when you wake up.

• 6:59Speaker 00

  Uh oh.

• 7:00Bobby Lee?

  See, I woke up, I started scrolling.

• 7:02Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 7:03Bobby Lee?

  And, um, which is weird because I just, there was no phone in my hand. I was just doing it in my mind. It's not even funny. Cut that out. Um, it doesn't make any sense. Please cut that out. Please cut that out.

• 7:16Speaker 00

  We gotta see what the audience thinks.

• 7:17Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay. Well, really?

• 7:19Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 7:19Bobby Lee?

  No, dude.

• 7:20Speaker 00

  They get you, dude.

• 7:21Bobby Lee?

  They don't get it, dude.

• 7:21Speaker 00

  Tiger really gets you.

• 7:22Speaker 03

  So, how about them Dodgers?

• 7:24Bobby Lee?

  I'm not done with what I'm saying. I'm not done with what I'm saying.

• 7:27Speaker 03

  Did you see the guy blew his hand off?

• 7:30Bobby Lee?

  Dude, let me finish what I'm saying and then we can go into like limbless fuckers, you know? What's going on today, man?

• 7:38Speaker 00

  It's Thanksgiving, dude.

• 7:39Bobby Lee?

  So this morning, yeah, this morning I wake up and Francisco goes, "Bad loss today," which,

• 7:47Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, man. I mean, Arsenal lost again and it's just, it's over. Already, so early in the season, we're not gonna win the champ, we're not gonna win anything. It's just depressing. And then I, then I saw a video of a dog eating a woman's face.

• 8:01Speaker 00

  Oh, gee.

• 8:01Bobby Lee?

  Which is like, put me in the worst mood. You know what I mean? It was just like her going, "I don't," an Asian woman. Which, it wasn't even her dog, it was like a stranger's dog. Which, yeah, I think, I think I'm on the dog's side there. He was just protecting his life.

• 8:17Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 8:18Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? She could have been like, "Ah," you know what I mean? But you never know. But, um, it really put me in a bad mood.

• 8:24Speaker 03

  I saw a polar bear ate a seal.

• 8:26Bobby Lee?

  Okay, um, Guy, can I just say something? Really not the same thing.

• 8:33Speaker 03

  He's eating her face.

• 8:35Bobby Lee?

  Really not the same thing, but yeah, I guess you're right.

• 8:37Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 8:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:38Speaker 00

  Is he?

• 8:40Bobby Lee?

  He's not, but, well, do we have guests? What time?

• 8:43Speaker 00

  They're coming. On their way.

• 8:46Speaker 05

  I saw your video to Tavavi when you greeted Atika Lai. Because Atika Wendo was making a birthday video.

• 8:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah?

• 8:53Speaker 05

  And I saw your video. And everyone saw it.

• 8:56Bobby Lee?

  And?

• 8:57Speaker 05

  It was cute.

• 8:58Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 8:58Speaker 00

  Was it a hit?

• 9:00Speaker 05

  Yeah, you were like, "I love you so much, happy birthday."

• 9:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 9:03Speaker 03

  Hey, people at the Comedy Store asked me about dating Jules. I was like, "No, like, she can do better."

• 9:08Bobby Lee?

  Way better. And let, and let me say something, don't even try.

• 9:14Speaker 03

  Try what? We have two different tastes in women.

• 9:17Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 9:19Speaker 05

  What do you mean?

• 9:20Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 9:20Speaker 00

  What are your tastes in women, you lesbian?

• 9:22Speaker 03

  Oh, uh, we have different tastes. I have different tastes in women, she has different tastes in men. You ever have the phobia? Uh.

• 9:30Bobby Lee?

  I have phobias, yeah.

• 9:31Speaker 03

  That, that phobia where like, there's holes in your hand?

• 9:34Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah.

• 9:35Speaker 03

  What's it called? Mega foam phobia?

• 9:37Speaker 05

  No. Something with T.

• 9:40Speaker 03

  Tri-phobia? It's like, there's hole, you've seen it before, right? Like, there's like gaping holes on your arm, or like your feet.

• 9:50Speaker 00

  Is this helping your mood?

• 9:53Bobby Lee?

  It's good. Beehive warriors. Uh, what is this? It's like a beehive on the skin. Is that a real thing?

• 9:59Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm.

• 10:00Bobby Lee?

  How does that happen?

• 10:01Speaker 00

  I'm not even sure.

• 10:03Speaker 03

  No, it's just the fear of it.

• 10:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh, but it doesn't happen?

• 10:06Speaker 03

  That, that, yeah.

• 10:07Bobby Lee?

  No, so those are just, this can't happen? I don't think that can happen.

• 10:10Speaker 03

  No.

• 10:10Bobby Lee?

  There's no way that can happen.

• 10:11Speaker 03

  No. It's just like the fear of...

• 10:14Bobby Lee?

  Cause if that could happen, forget it, then. I'm out.

• 10:18Bobby Lee?

  I'm, I'm out of life. I mean, that's in, if I got that, oh my god. Would you be bummed?

• 10:23Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 10:23Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god. That would be terrible. Yeah, where's the guest, man? I, I'm just like, I don't know what's going on here. I can't do this.

• 10:31Speaker 00

  He's, uh, they're almost here. They're like four minutes away.

• 10:34Speaker 00

  It's Koreans, man.

• 10:35Speaker 03

  Well, that's a lot of Koreans.

• 10:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna, I'm gonna yell at them. Do you know them? You know David So?

• 10:40Speaker 05

  Yeah, I've met him once.

• 10:41Bobby Lee?

  How about Peter?

• 10:42Speaker 05

  No, not Peter.

• 10:43Bobby Lee?

  You've never met Peter?

• 10:44Speaker 00

  Oh, he's a riot.

• 10:46Bobby Lee?

  You're in for a gay treat.

• 10:48Speaker 05

  Oh, he's gay?

• 10:49Speaker 00

  Whoa, don't be judging.

• 10:50Bobby Lee?

  The most gay.

• 10:51Speaker 03

  Hey, we said that same time.

• 10:52Bobby Lee?

  He is one of the most gay gays of all gays.

• 10:55Speaker 05

  Are they together?

• 10:56Bobby Lee?

  No, not gay, no, David So is not gay.

• 10:58Speaker 00

  You should ask him if...

• 10:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, ask him if they're together, please. Yeah, yeah.

• 11:01Speaker 00

  Please, ask.

• 11:02Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 11:03Speaker 00

  How often do you visit Dito Bobby? Be honest.

• 11:06Bobby Lee?

  N-E-A-V-E-R. Never.

• 11:08Speaker 05

  I visit you here when it's at the podcast.

• 11:11Bobby Lee?

  The podcast, or if it's

• 11:12Speaker 00

  Outside of work.

• 11:13Bobby Lee?

  Something that I, or if it's like, if there's a butcher box, or whatever.

• 11:16Speaker 05

  Or like the cats.

• 11:17Speaker 00

  She comes for a butcher box?

• 11:19Bobby Lee?

  Is the butcher box, but, but your box there? I go, yeah, it's outside. Okay, I'll be right back. You know, and it doesn't even say hi, she just grabs and leaves.

• 11:24Speaker 05

  Because I don't know if he has girls over.

• 11:27Speaker 00

  Okay, okay.

• 11:28Speaker 05

  And he likes to, you like to be alone.

• 11:31Bobby Lee?

  That's what I just said, I'm alone.

• 11:33Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 11:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:34Speaker 05

  So that's why I don't try to visit us.

• 11:37Bobby Lee?

  Let's see the second. Here's what, I'll tell you what it is. I'll tell you why I'm in a bad mood. It was just a lot this week in terms of comedy, in terms of...

• 11:50Bobby Lee?

  I mean comic, you know, my ecosystem of comedy has been in the like, the news almost. And so it's just a lot of, um, it's an onslaught of people's opinions and... And since it's so tied in with politics, it just, it became a really just a bummer, you know? And, you know, I don't want to really get into it in detail, but, um, because, you know, I don't do politics, but, um, it was, um, I don't know, it just was tough. I think for the whole community, you know? A lot of rage on some parts of, there's a lot of, you know?

• 12:30Bobby Lee?

  I, I went into a lot of deep and angry, um, conversations with comics that, um,

• 12:40Bobby Lee?

  don't like that kind of brand of humor. But it's, what? Do you even know what I'm talking about?

• 12:46Speaker 00

  The hinge cliff stuff?

• 12:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:48Speaker 00

  Is it that split?

• 12:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god.

• 12:51Speaker 04

  Look at this.

• 12:53Bobby Lee?

  Hello.

• 12:54Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 12:55Bobby Lee?

  Hello.

• 12:55Speaker 04

  Why do you greet me with such disdain?

• 12:58Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, wait, hold on. What time is it?

• 13:01Speaker 04

  Okay, I don't want to hear that.

• 13:02Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, what? I, I, I, I'm sorry.

• 13:07Speaker 05

  Hi.

• 13:07Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no. Get out, get out of here real quick. Oh, no, no, I'm not gonna do, just let me ask you a question, dude. Let me ask you, let me ask you a question, dude. What time is it?

• 13:16Speaker 04

  You asking me or him?

• 13:17Bobby Lee?

  You.

• 13:18Speaker 04

  Me?

• 13:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:19Speaker 04

  Why you asking me?

• 13:20Bobby Lee?

  Two o'clock was the call time.

• 13:21Speaker 04

  I was here too.

• 13:22Speaker 00

  He was in the green room.

• 13:23Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you were? Well, yeah, what time is it?

• 13:27Bobby Lee?

  What time is it?

• 13:28Speaker 04

  My brother's in the hospital.

• 13:29Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no.

• 13:31Speaker 04

  See that, I lied and he still didn't answer.

• 13:35Speaker 04

  I believed it.

• 13:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 13:36Speaker 04

  I lied, he still didn't care, so it doesn't fucking matter.

• 13:38Bobby Lee?

  That's why I did it, you know what I mean? Oh, no. Dude, this guy here. Yeah, yeah, this guy coming here all like that. Well, you were there the whole time, you could have been out here.

• 13:47Speaker 04

  I know, I was watching Cardi B.

• 13:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you knew you were?

• 13:50Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 13:51Bobby Lee?

  You need to see Cardi B right now, at all times.

• 13:53Speaker 04

  No, why are you dressed like Kim Jong-un?

• 13:56Bobby Lee?

  I'm not dressed like Kim Jong-un.

• 13:57Speaker 04

  You're looking...

• 13:58Bobby Lee?

  It's clarity, I bought a whole outfit, it's a fall outfit.

• 14:00Speaker 04

  Okay, okay, yeah.

• 14:01Bobby Lee?

  God damn it, dude.

• 14:01Speaker 04

  It looks good.

• 14:02Bobby Lee?

  Dude, you lost a lot of weight, man. Dude, why, why, why does your eyes look more Chinese than it's ever been?

• 14:06Speaker 04

  I'm tired today. My dog, I'm fostering a dog right now.

• 14:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 14:10Speaker 04

  And she, I think she got poisoned.

• 14:12Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 14:12Speaker 04

  She's like this.

• 14:14Speaker 05

  What?

• 14:14Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, chocolate?

• 14:16Speaker 04

  Uh, I think it was mold.

• 14:18Bobby Lee?

  Mold?

• 14:19Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah. She went into the garbage can.

• 14:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:21Speaker 04

  So.

• 14:22Bobby Lee?

  Probably from your dick.

• 14:23Speaker 00

  Whoa. What? Welcome to our Korean Thanksgiving! Guys, let's have some Korean doughnuts. I brought some Korean doughnuts.

• 14:29Bobby Lee?

  I apologize, that was, that was too far.

• 14:32Speaker 00

  That was, that was far.

• 14:33Bobby Lee?

  That was too far, yeah.

• 14:34Speaker 04

  Oh, shit.

• 14:35Bobby Lee?

  Spring water.

• 14:35Speaker 04

  So what makes these Korean?

• 14:37Speaker 00

  They're from Seoul. A town.

• 14:38Speaker 04

  It's from Seoul?

• 14:39Speaker 00

  The company, yeah.

• 14:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:40Speaker 00

  The company.

• 14:41Bobby Lee?

  Let me, let me ask you something. Let me, can I ask you something, Peter?

• 14:44Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 14:44Bobby Lee?

  Right? He's like, "They're from Korea, right?" But I'm like, "Where is it from?" "Korea town, they made in Korea town." That's not from Seoul, then?

• 14:52Speaker 04

  What? No, I know. I thought you, it was like, um, you know, like, sent over FedEx or something.

• 14:59Bobby Lee?

  That's what I thought too.

• 15:00Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 15:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:00Speaker 04

  This is Koreatown.

• 15:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so it's not from Korea.

• 15:03Speaker 04

  It's yum yum.

• 15:04Bobby Lee?

  It's yum yum.

• 15:04Speaker 00

  It's yum yum, but it's Korean branded.

• 15:05Bobby Lee?

  Thank you so much, thank you so much, dude, for defending that.

• 15:07Speaker 04

  Yeah. No, why, were we having a discussion of if this is Korean or not?

• 15:11Bobby Lee?

  No, no, but that don't...

• 15:12Speaker 05

  It's just me complaining.

• 15:13Speaker 04

  Oh, okay.

• 15:14Bobby Lee?

  It's me complaining.

• 15:15Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 15:15Bobby Lee?

  You take the red one. Um, well, I haven't seen you in a long time, David. You lost a lot of weight, man. I didn't.

• 15:23Speaker 04

  Yeah, you did. Last time I saw you, you were huge. You looked great.

• 15:25Speaker 00

  Last time he saw you, you were a lot bigger.

• 15:27Speaker 04

  Yeah, you were really big. That shirt looks tight.

• 15:30Bobby Lee?

  It's a shirt. It really is a shirt.

• 15:31Speaker 04

  It's fitted.

• 15:32Bobby Lee?

  I think it's a shirt.

• 15:33Speaker 04

  You buy really skinny clothes because you're gonna lose weight and it'll fit later. Right?

• 15:37Speaker 00

  That never works.

• 15:38Speaker 04

  For me.

• 15:38Bobby Lee?

  I know, doesn't work either. I just have a really lot of like tight fitting clothes. Cause you're, cause you're pudg lord.

• 15:45Speaker 04

  We actually have two, we have two former.

• 15:47Bobby Lee?

  Pudg lord dude.

• 15:47Speaker 04

  Two former.

• 15:48Bobby Lee?

  What are you gonna do about it? I just said it.

• 15:49Speaker 04

  Me or him?

• 15:50Bobby Lee?

  I just said you. You're pudg lord, I just said it.

• 15:52Speaker 04

  What do you? I'm fat now.

• 15:53Bobby Lee?

  What are you gonna, yeah, what are you gonna do about it?

• 15:54Speaker 04

  You don't think I'm fat right now?

• 15:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 15:56Speaker 04

  Chubby chubby.

• 15:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, chub, me a little chubby, but I'm fatter than you though.

• 15:59Speaker 04

  No.

• 16:00Bobby Lee?

  A hundred percent.

• 16:00Speaker 04

  Let me see your wrist.

• 16:01Bobby Lee?

  That, I have. Yeah, let's see wrists.

• 16:02Speaker 04

  I have girl wrists too. Oh my god, dainty.

• 16:05Bobby Lee?

  This is a Korean wrist?

• 16:09Speaker 04

  You look great though.

• 16:11Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you've been working out dude.

• 16:12Speaker 04

  I haven't been man, what's on today dude?

• 16:14Bobby Lee?

  You look good.

• 16:15Speaker 04

  What's happening?

• 16:15Bobby Lee?

  So positive you two.

• 16:19Bobby Lee?

  You know what, Koreans really get your good day going.

• 16:21Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 16:21Bobby Lee?

  I was in a bad mood, I really was in a bad mood. And then two Koreans come in, these two jolly fucking Koreans come in here. You know what I mean? One gay gay and they just can really fucking put your mood in the right place.

• 16:33Speaker 04

  You do look, you do look like fit though, was it the movie? Oh, can we talk? Are we not allowed to talk about it?

• 16:39Bobby Lee?

  No, you can.

• 16:40Speaker 04

  Oh, okay.

• 16:40Bobby Lee?

  This is me listening.

• 16:41Speaker 04

  Oh, okay, you look shocked.

• 16:43Bobby Lee?

  You look so aggressive.

• 16:44Speaker 04

  I know.

• 16:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What, yeah.

• 16:46Speaker 04

  Cause you said you, I, last time I texted you, you were like camping or something like that.

• 16:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I was camping, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 16:51Speaker 04

  Yeah, it must have been hard.

• 16:52Bobby Lee?

  It was a, a human experience I'd rather not experience again, it was a nightmare.

• 16:58Speaker 04

  What?

• 16:58Bobby Lee?

  That was your first time camping?

• 17:02Bobby Lee?

  It's cause it's shocking, that's why I responded.

• 17:04Speaker 04

  I know, but why do you talk like that?

• 17:06Bobby Lee?

  Because it's shocking that you've never been, you've been alive for eighty six years, you never camped before? Jesus Christ. Dude, come in with a better, better energy dude.

• 17:15Speaker 04

  This is good energy.

• 17:16Bobby Lee?

  I like that.

• 17:18Bobby Lee?

  No, I mean, I had camping when I was younger, but when I was a kid.

• 17:35Bobby Lee?

  Draft, Draft, Draft, DraftKings Casino. Oh, oh.

• 17:39Speaker 04

  It's here to stay.

• 17:40Speaker 00

  It's the most wonderful time of the year. Holidays on the house at DraftKings Casino. With this season's offerings, you'll unwrap everything on your list. Exclusive games, huge jackpots, and exciting rewards. DraftKings is offering a warm welcome to new players with $100 instantly in casino credits with just a $10 wager. Plus, everyone can get in on the action with a holiday reward every week. So sign up with code TIGERBELLY because the holiday cheer is here, only on DraftKings Casino. Gambling problem?

• 18:09Speaker 04

  Call 1-800-GAMBLER in Connecticut. Help is available for problem gambling. Call 888-789-7777 or visit ccpg.org. Please play responsibly. 21+, physically present in Connecticut, Michigan, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, West Virginia only. Void in Ontario. Eligibility restrictions apply. New customers only. Opt-in required. Casino credits are non-withdrawable and expire in 168 hours. Terms at casino.draftkings.com/promos. MMA Podcast, The Casuals, MMA, my podcast, Genius Brain. Other than that, that's about it. Oh, Secret Society has our fall launch. We just dropped that. Anyway, Peter. Hold on, hold on, hold on. All right. I mean, come on.

• 18:54Speaker 04

  Came here on a motherfucking Saturday. Gotta move merch. Secret, S-C-R-T-S-O-C-I-E-T-Y, our fall collection just dropped. Fashion basics for everybody. Fucking fantastic. That's that shit right there. Hell, yeah. Amazing shit. Love this brand a lot. Genius Brain every Sunday is at 12:00 PM and then The Casuals MMA Podcast in the morning on Thursdays.

• 19:13Speaker 00

  Or David, you also might do some future comedy shows, right?

• 19:16Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 19:17Speaker 00

  We gotta get Bobby on there?

• 19:18Speaker 04

  I would love for Bobby and Peter to be on there. We have a Genius Brain show. We just sold out the first one, so we're planning to do another one in February. Oh, that's the best venue.

• 19:27Speaker 00

  Ice House.

• 19:28Speaker 04

  Yeah. Cool. Yeah, hi. You can find me at TwoKimsOnePod on my pod and... I've done that. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You got... That's it?

• 19:40Speaker 03

  Podcast promo? The Fat Fish Podcast, me and Ralph.

• 19:42Speaker 04

  Ralph Barboza.

• 19:43Speaker 03

  Well, yeah. Ralph Barboza.

• 19:45Bobby Lee?

  Jules, nothing?

• 19:46Speaker 04

  Jules, promote something. Just find something.

• 19:48Bobby Lee?

  Find something to promote.

• 19:49Speaker 05

  Abortion.

• 19:50Speaker 04

  There you go. Abortion. Very nice. There you go.

• 19:58Speaker 01

  Hey, it's Adam Grant from TED's Rethinking Podcast. As businesses scale, success depends on how well knowledge is captured, shared, and kept up to date. Camtasia Pro turns teams' expertise into engaging training, onboarding, and documentation. No professional editing experience required. With the industry's best screen recording, video editing, and AI-powered workflows, you can train faster and boost operational efficiency. Get over $100 off your first year at camtasia pro.com and start building a smarter way to educate customers, onboard employees, and ensure valuable expertise is shared across teams.

• 20:33Speaker 06

  Hey, it's your ceiling vent, so I'm dripping. Could be the rain, could be the upstairs bathroom. Yikes. You could hire the guy your neighbor recommended, but I'm pretty sure that's just his cousin. Do we know if he's licensed? Or does he just own a ladder? Listen to your home. Go with Thumbtack. Upload a photo or voice note, and we'll diagnose your project

• 20:56Bobby Lee?

  and match you with the right pro for the job. Thumbtack: We know homes. Hire the right pro today. You know, I told that story about me, my cousin Andy and I, our uncles took us camping. And they set up the tent. I woke up and they were gone.

• 21:11Bobby Lee?

  We woke up in the morning. We were like walking around like the campsite, like so scared. And I can see our uncles drive up in the car. And they stayed at a hotel.

• 21:19Speaker 04

  Wait, why'd they leave you?

• 21:21Bobby Lee?

  Because they couldn't sleep, so they went to the hotel.

• 21:23Speaker 04

  Because you were snoring?

• 21:24Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 21:24Speaker 04

  Because you were snoring?

• 21:25Bobby Lee?

  No, they had two tents. Me and Andy had one tent. They had another tent. They left at night, got a hotel, left us out there.

• 21:32Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 21:33Bobby Lee?

  In the tent, me and my cousin Andy. And when we woke up in the morning, they picked us up.

• 21:37Speaker 04

  Oh, they were probably disappointed you guys were alive when they came back.

• 21:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they're just like, oh, wow. And then I hadn't been camping since then. And I realized, oh, it's not for me. You know, a lot of people love survivalist stuff. They like setting up traps, learning how it all works.

• 21:53Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 21:53Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? The equal, you know, the...

• 21:55Speaker 04

  My boyfriend's like that.

• 21:56Bobby Lee?

  You see?

• 21:56Speaker 04

  Yeah, Eagle Scout. You told me something interesting about your boyfriend. You're now a top.

• 22:03Bobby Lee?

  Right into it.

• 22:04Speaker 04

  Wow. What does this have to do with...

• 22:06Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 22:07Speaker 04

  Should we... What does this have to do with... Can we even put a chyron with your name on it?

• 22:12Speaker 00

  People don't, people don't know your names.

• 22:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 22:14Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 22:15Speaker 00

  You're just going into my personal... Five, four, three, two, one.

• 22:20Speaker 04

  You're a top.

• 22:23Bobby Lee?

  No, um, no. Welcome to another episode of Tiger Valley.

• 22:25Speaker 04

  Say my name?

• 22:25Bobby Lee?

  My energy's a little, um, I don't know what it is. I just kinda just woke up weird or... I'm just not in the, you know, in a jolly mood. It's just, uh... It's a dark cloud, a cloud. I woke, you know, sometimes you just wake up with a dark cloud over you.

• 22:37Speaker 04

  Never.

• 22:38Bobby Lee?

  You know?

• 22:41Bobby Lee?

  Anyway. Dude, you have Yoda's eyes. Have I ever told you that?

• 22:45Speaker 04

  Yeah, you always tell-

• 22:46Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 22:47Speaker 04

  I don't understand how you can roast me about my eyes.

• 22:49Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm not saying that. It's not a roast.

• 22:50Speaker 04

  They're the same fucking eyes.

• 22:51Bobby Lee?

  That's not... You have Yoda's eyes.

• 22:53Speaker 04

  You're...

• 22:54Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 22:54Speaker 04

  This is my biggest contention with you.

• 22:56Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm not done with it.

• 22:57Speaker 04

  Every time he's gave it to someone, he goes, "You're cross-eyed." He's the most cross-eyed person in the world. He's looking at you and me at the same time.

• 23:03Bobby Lee?

  Did I say anything about Peter's eyes?

• 23:05Speaker 04

  We all have the same eyes.

• 23:07Bobby Lee?

  We all have the same eyes! Shit, we have squinty eyes?

• 23:10Speaker 00

  Wait, ask the non-Koreans. Ask the non-Koreans.

• 23:12Speaker 04

  Okay, look at our eyes. Look at all their eyes.

• 23:14Bobby Lee?

  Be careful, guys. Be careful.

• 23:16Speaker 04

  Why? Why?

• 23:17Speaker 05

  There's-

• 23:18Speaker 04

  I've always been kind to you.

• 23:19Speaker 00

  Jules, go ahead.

• 23:20Speaker 05

  David has like a longer line.

• 23:23Bobby Lee?

  Yoda line.

• 23:24Speaker 00

  A longer Yoda?

• 23:25Bobby Lee?

  Longer Yoda-like eye.

• 23:27Speaker 05

  Tito Bobby has like small line.

• 23:29Bobby Lee?

  Exactly, thank you.

• 23:30Speaker 05

  And you have like a bigger one. Bigger.

• 23:32Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 23:33Speaker 00

  Oh, yes, size queen.

• 23:34Bobby Lee?

  But you can't... Okay, let me just say something, right?

• 23:39Bobby Lee?

  The stress bags, you can't factor those in. You're looking at the stress bags on his eyes.

• 23:46Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 23:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. He's all stressed out.

• 23:48Speaker 00

  Cause I'm top, you know?

• 23:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 23:50Speaker 05

  It's hard being a top?

• 23:51Speaker 04

  Yeah. Have you tried?

• 23:53Speaker 05

  No.

• 23:54Speaker 04

  See?

• 23:55Speaker 05

  But like, what do you do?

• 23:57Speaker 04

  Wait, are you of age?

• 23:59Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 23:59Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 24:00Bobby Lee?

  He's 22, 21.

• 24:01Speaker 04

  Oh, 22. Okay, so we can talk about sex and stuff.

• 24:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 24:03Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 24:04Bobby Lee?

  Well, I just noticed something about you-

• 24:05Speaker 04

  Can we introduce us first?

• 24:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm going to in a second.

• 24:08Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 24:08Bobby Lee?

  I will in a second, cause it's my show, actually, you know, to be honest with you.

• 24:12Speaker 03

  Wait, you are Korean, right? Or you're a different type of Asian?

• 24:15Bobby Lee?

  No, we're all Korean.

• 24:16Speaker 04

  I'm Vietnamese.

• 24:16Speaker 03

  I'm Vietnamese.

• 24:17Speaker 04

  Yeah, what kind are you?

• 24:18Speaker 03

  I'm Mexican.

• 24:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 24:19Speaker 04

  Oh, shit.

• 24:20Speaker 03

  I look Asian.

• 24:20Bobby Lee?

  I could've never guessed that.

• 24:24Speaker 03

  I think I'm, now that I'm looking at you guys, I feel like I'm like a descendant of like Asian.

• 24:29Speaker 04

  Yeah, you look kinda like, maybe-

• 24:30Bobby Lee?

  You look Mexican as fuck, bro.

• 24:31Speaker 04

  Does he?

• 24:32Bobby Lee?

  You look like a racist drawing of a Mexican person. That's right.

• 24:35Speaker 04

  I'm in a good way.

• 24:37Bobby Lee?

  Like a cartoon, drawing.

• 24:38Speaker 04

  We're very typical Asian looking.

• 24:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 24:40Speaker 04

  You're on the side of a building in Boyle Heights. Very typical for, you know.

• 24:43Speaker 03

  I don't know, what is that?

• 24:45Speaker 04

  Very Mexican neighborhood.

• 24:46Bobby Lee?

  Very Mexican neighborhood. Can I, please, can I introduce or no?

• 24:49Speaker 03

  Yeah, go ahead.

• 24:51Bobby Lee?

  May I do the show?

• 24:52Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 24:53Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 24:56Bobby Lee?

  Can I say one last observation if I may?

• 24:58Speaker 04

  Oh, gosh, yes, please.

• 24:59Bobby Lee?

  What's so funny? What's going on here?

• 25:03Bobby Lee?

  I'll do it when I want to do it. What's wrong, Alex? It's not going well?

• 25:10Bobby Lee?

  No, because you're looking, you're looking at it as if, oh, this is a train wreck.

• 25:15Bobby Lee?

  That's train wreck, that's train wreck for face. Okay. Why is like a majority of people in this room fat? I know, exactly, exactly.

• 25:24Speaker 04

  So that Bobby feels good.

• 25:26Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay. Can I make one last observation?

• 25:28Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 25:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And it's not a bad thing, it's just that, can you push, let's see your sides?

• 25:33Speaker 04

  Huh?

• 25:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, your, your, your, um, sideburns are thick, like, wide, I've never seen it that wide before.

• 25:39Speaker 04

  Yeah, you want to see the whole thing?

• 25:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, let me see the whole thing. Whoa.

• 25:43Speaker 04

  My son, Ken. You guys both have beautiful hair. Thank you. Who, who, me and who? You and Bobby.

• 25:48Bobby Lee?

  You're like, you're like Pocahontas or something.

• 25:54Speaker 03

  Looks so healthy.

• 25:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:56Speaker 04

  Does it feel swag?

• 25:56Speaker 03

  It looks healthy.

• 25:58Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, let's introduce, let me introduce.

• 26:00Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 26:01Bobby Lee?

  Uh, we have one guy here today, uh, he's from the, uh, Just Kidding News Podcast, I don't know.

• 26:08Speaker 04

  No, he's not. I haven't been on there in like six years.

• 26:11Bobby Lee?

  I know, but you're from there.

• 26:12Speaker 04

  All right.

• 26:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's from the. The Casual's MMA. Yeah, yeah, he's from the David, yeah, he's from the, um, the Just Kidding News Podcast.

• 26:18Speaker 04

  All right.

• 26:19Bobby Lee?

  The Casual's MMA. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

• 26:23Speaker 04

  Why the fattest photo?

• 26:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, that's the worst photo I've ever seen in my life.

• 26:27Speaker 04

  Look at the difference.

• 26:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 26:28Speaker 04

  Look at the difference.

• 26:28Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 26:29Speaker 04

  Honestly, it looks like you four months ago, so I wouldn't even be like roasting me like that.

• 26:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 26:33Speaker 04

  Did I put that up? We're according to law.

• 26:37Bobby Lee?

  He did it.

• 26:38Speaker 04

  We're according to law.

• 26:39Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, okay.

• 26:40Speaker 03

  Oh, man.

• 26:40Bobby Lee?

  So then, um, David So.

• 26:46Bobby Lee?

  The next guy here is, you know. Where?

• 26:52Speaker 04

  I'm listening.

• 26:54Bobby Lee?

  Let me tell you something.

• 26:57Bobby Lee?

  So, uh, the next guy coming, he's a comic comedian. We sold a show that's never gonna get made.

• 27:04Speaker 04

  Don't say that.

• 27:05Bobby Lee?

  It's been there for four years.

• 27:08Speaker 04

  That's fair.

• 27:09Bobby Lee?

  Him and I wrote a show.

• 27:10Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 27:11Bobby Lee?

  Sold it to NBC.

• 27:12Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 27:12Bobby Lee?

  And it's been there for four years.

• 27:14Speaker 04

  That's not entirely correct, but okay, it's been a while.

• 27:16Bobby Lee?

  It's been a while. How many years has it been there?

• 27:18Speaker 04

  At NBC?

• 27:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:19Speaker 04

  Two.

• 27:19Bobby Lee?

  And then how long was it in other places?

• 27:21Speaker 04

  Two.

• 27:22Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 27:23Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 27:24Bobby Lee?

  It's never been.

• 27:24Speaker 04

  Anyway, yeah, it's been a long.

• 27:25Bobby Lee?

  Anyway.

• 27:26Speaker 04

  It's been a long time.

• 27:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, it's never gonna happen.

• 27:28Speaker 04

  Why are you mad at me about that?

• 27:29Bobby Lee?

  I'm not mad at you about it.

• 27:30Speaker 04

  That's not my fault.

• 27:30Bobby Lee?

  I'm giving you facts.

• 27:31Speaker 04

  That's NBC's fault.

• 27:32Bobby Lee?

  I know, I'm giving you facts.

• 27:33Speaker 04

  Yeah, NBC, what's up?

• 27:34Bobby Lee?

  What's up?

• 27:35Speaker 04

  I know you're watching.

• 27:36Bobby Lee?

  I know you're watching.

• 27:36Speaker 04

  Is that a camera?

• 27:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 27:38Speaker 04

  No, over there. You're looking at nothing. Where's my camera?

• 27:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:42Speaker 04

  Oh. Yeah, what's up, NBC?

• 27:44Bobby Lee?

  And let me say, in terms of, uh, gay Asians.

• 27:48Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 27:49Bobby Lee?

  Did you comedy?

• 27:50Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm. Oh, no.

• 27:52Bobby Lee?

  What is that?

• 27:52Speaker 04

  Why did you bring up that photo? All the former.

• 27:55Bobby Lee?

  Literally, what the fuck is that?

• 27:56Speaker 04

  This is the one that your, um, partner, wife.

• 27:59Bobby Lee?

  That doesn't even look like you. Dude, that does not, dude, what happened there, dude? You look like Benedict Wong.

• 28:03Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 28:05Bobby Lee?

  You know, I get that a lot. Yeah, you definitely look like. Like you won a. Beavin Bub Eating Contest or something.

• 28:09Speaker 04

  What, a what?

• 28:10Bobby Lee?

  Like a Beavin Bub Eating Contest.

• 28:14Speaker 04

  No, that was, that was at the height of my, like, COVID.

• 28:17Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 28:18Speaker 04

  Depression weight.

• 28:18Bobby Lee?

  Looks so bad.

• 28:19Speaker 04

  Wait. I don't think it looks that bad.

• 28:21Bobby Lee?

  It looks pretty bad.

• 28:22Speaker 04

  Does it?

• 28:23Bobby Lee?

  It just doesn't look like you, that's how bad it looks.

• 28:24Speaker 04

  Does it look that bad?

• 28:25Bobby Lee?

  Come on. Yeah, that's not you.

• 28:27Speaker 04

  Wait, what's wrong with Benedict Wong?

• 28:29Bobby Lee?

  No, there's not nothing wrong, I'm just saying.

• 28:30Speaker 04

  It's just not, it doesn't look like you.

• 28:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 28:32Speaker 04

  The person I'm seeing right now. Oh, okay. Well, yeah.

• 28:34Bobby Lee?

  Shit.

• 28:37Bobby Lee?

  What made you lose all the weight?

• 28:39Speaker 04

  No, I mean, that's, that's when I gained weight.

• 28:42Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so you were, this is not your normal state?

• 28:44Speaker 04

  This was at my like biggest, um, most depressed post-COVID.

• 28:48Bobby Lee?

  Did I know you then?

• 28:49Speaker 04

  Yeah, this was, uh, right after.

• 28:52Bobby Lee?

  I think you just blocked it out with my mind.

• 28:53Speaker 04

  Yeah, you were like, you're like, ew.

• 28:56Bobby Lee?

  You're a racer, racer, racer.

• 28:57Speaker 04

  I don't wanna look at that.

• 28:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 29:00Speaker 04

  Yeah, so. Thank you for bringing that up.

• 29:01Bobby Lee?

  I mean, I mean, we have a lot of gay Asian comics out there. You got, um.

• 29:07Speaker 04

  Do we?

• 29:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the guy from SNL.

• 29:09Speaker 04

  Bowen.

• 29:10Bobby Lee?

  Bowen J. Jackson. And then we got.

• 29:11Speaker 04

  Bowen J. Jackson?

• 29:13Bobby Lee?

  Bowen J. Jackson, and we got, uh.

• 29:15Speaker 04

  What the?

• 29:16Bobby Lee?

  Boomerang, what's his name?

• 29:18Speaker 04

  Boomerang?

• 29:19Bobby Lee?

  The other, good, the good.

• 29:21Speaker 04

  A Joaquin Booster?

• 29:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 29:22Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 29:22Bobby Lee?

  I don't know why you call him Boomerang.

• 29:24Speaker 04

  I don't know.

• 29:25Bobby Lee?

  Bo maybe, the Bo part.

• 29:26Speaker 04

  Bowen Yang.

• 29:27Bobby Lee?

  I, I think that, you know, in terms of, I think you buried all, everything, buddy. You're so good.

• 29:33Speaker 04

  Oh, shut up. No.

• 29:35Bobby Lee?

  You're so good.

• 29:35Speaker 04

  Ew, what the fuck is that face, dude?

• 29:38Bobby Lee?

  Got the haircut.

• 29:39Speaker 04

  Oh, I hate you.

• 29:40Bobby Lee?

  What's a show that you guys, uh, wrote and sold? What, what's it about?

• 29:43Speaker 04

  It's about, uh, uh, two brothers who, um, are diametrically opposed but run a Korean spa in L.A.

• 29:49Bobby Lee?

  Ooh.

• 29:50Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 29:50Bobby Lee?

  It didn't, nobody's making it?

• 29:52Speaker 04

  Well, it's in pilot right now. We're, we just finished the, uh, draft.

• 29:56Bobby Lee?

  Ooh. It's never gonna run.

• 29:58Speaker 04

  But, um. Not with that attitude.

• 30:00Bobby Lee?

  Four years, dude.

• 30:01Speaker 04

  Dude, shit takes long here, don't you know? Like, come on, you of all people know, like.

• 30:05Bobby Lee?

  It doesn't take that long.

• 30:07Speaker 04

  Yeah, it does. Dude, things get shelved for like decades. Decades.

• 30:09Bobby Lee?

  They made first three Lord of the Rings movie in four years.

• 30:13Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 30:13Bobby Lee?

  It's in a thirty.

• 30:14Speaker 04

  We're not Tolkien.

• 30:15Bobby Lee?

  A thirty minute, three camera sitcom is gonna take four years to make it on the line. That takes one fucking day.

• 30:20Speaker 04

  There's no audience for this. Tolkien has like a massive.

• 30:23Bobby Lee?

  I, I know, there is an audience for it.

• 30:24Speaker 04

  Why use Lord of the Rings as an example? Wait, do you think your Tiger Belly audience would all show up for our spa show?

• 30:30Bobby Lee?

  A hundred percent.

• 30:31Speaker 04

  Do you think?

• 30:32Bobby Lee?

  I think all of, I think a lot of Asians would, I think a lot of our fans would, I think it would, it would do well.

• 30:37Speaker 04

  Do you think it would translate to non-Asians watching? Like, white people?

• 30:40Bobby Lee?

  I think it would, because I think that because of the internet, they're like into, like, look at, like, Squid Games and all the things that are like very Korean, they, they watch it, they love Korean drama, they love K-pop. It's, and it's also not even from Korea, it's from, it's, it's a show about Americans in L.A.

• 30:54Speaker 04

  That's what I mean.

• 30:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's what I'm saying. So I think it's a, it's a, it's a guaranteed hit.

• 30:58Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 30:59Bobby Lee?

  But if they don't wanna do it, and the shit that they pick up is insane, and I, I'm tired of it, I don't wanna do it.

• 31:04Speaker 04

  You know, a couple of shows you.

• 31:05Bobby Lee?

  Hate that NBC has made.

• 31:06Speaker 04

  No, don't do it.

• 31:08Bobby Lee?

  But you just see like the same, you know, you see the.

• 31:10Speaker 04

  Don't ruin your career. Not mine and yours. If yours fine.

• 31:15Bobby Lee?

  That lady Reba, what's her name?

• 31:16Speaker 04

  Don't talk shit.

• 31:17Bobby Lee?

  Is that Reba? And there's another, there's a Cheers like show coming out. Is that her?

• 31:22Speaker 04

  That's Reba's show, yeah. Happy Place.

• 31:24Bobby Lee?

  Happy Place, right? It just looks like Cheers at her old show. They put it together. Our show has never been done before.

• 31:31Speaker 04

  That's why they won't pick it up.

• 31:32Bobby Lee?

  It's new, it's never been done, it's a topic that they've never done. It's, it's fresh, it's, you know what I mean? And it's like, you know, here's my thing about also music even, you know? You know, if you listen to pop music, it's just rehashed chords, rehashed sound. You know what I mean? And it's, it's turning Americans. You know, it's funny, I woke, I woke up this morning and I, I, I was scrolling. And I saw Sonic Youth on David Letterman way back in the day. And I was watching them and I'm like, it's so interesting because look how experimental and different and just quirky and weird Sonic Youth is. And at, at the time when you were watching, you're going, oh, I can't wait 20 years.

• 32:17Bobby Lee?

  Did I not know, I, I did not know that we were going to revert back to garbage.

• 32:22Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 32:23Bobby Lee?

  Garbage.

• 32:23Speaker 04

  I know.

• 32:24Bobby Lee?

  You know? It's that generation garbage. Nothing, you listen to My Bloody Valentine's Loveless, 1990 album, right? Masterpiece. I played it in front of your. Like, what is?

• 32:41Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? And I'm like, because your minds aren't open to new ideas. Do you guys know any of the references he's making?

• 32:47Speaker 03

  Yes, you didn't play that in front of me.

• 32:49Bobby Lee?

  I didn't say you.

• 32:50Speaker 03

  You pointed at me and Jewel.

• 32:51Bobby Lee?

  I know, babe. Oh, you got, I love how you just got defensive. You know, fight for your right. Go ahead.

• 32:57Speaker 03

  I know, I know what he's talking about, dude.

• 32:59Bobby Lee?

  You do? So you know what I'm talking about?

• 33:02Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 33:03Bobby Lee?

  What, what did I just say?

• 33:04Speaker 03

  Linkin Park.

• 33:07Speaker 04

  Right?

• 33:08Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 33:09Speaker 04

  To just drop Linkin Park is wild.

• 33:11Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 33:13Speaker 04

  Did Linkin Park get a new vocalist, by the way?

• 33:15Bobby Lee?

  A woman?

• 33:16Speaker 04

  They did? Wait, it's a woman and a man, right? Cause that, their latest sing- it is, right? There's like two vocals on the new.

• 33:22Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 33:23Speaker 04

  The guitarist sings, he's the one that raps. Oh, that's the guitarist? They were. Okay.

• 33:27Bobby Lee?

  Great.

• 33:28Speaker 04

  Anyway.

• 33:28Bobby Lee?

  I mean, don't you think that like television, films? You watch films today, there are some films in the 70s they would never make now.

• 33:36Speaker 04

  No, it's too risky. There's like, no one takes risks anymore.

• 33:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's, it's just, you know, I think some people do, I think there's some-

• 33:43Speaker 04

  824?

• 33:44Bobby Lee?

  No, like, I thought, I thought like Triangle of Sadness was a fun-

• 33:47Speaker 04

  824?

• 33:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's what-

• 33:49Speaker 04

  Sorry, sorry.

• 33:52Speaker 04

  I didn't get validated, so I had to like, say it louder.

• 33:54Bobby Lee?

  I just said that you're the funniest gay Asian in the world.

• 33:57Speaker 04

  But you said it with the face like-

• 33:58Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, and I think you're one of the funniest people in the world, I said that, no?

• 34:03Speaker 04

  Yes, you did.

• 34:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 34:04Speaker 04

  Do you guys feel that actors now are better or worse than back in the day till now? I think they're worse, but I think every generation feels that way. I feel like Adja she's saying shit like that. You know what I mean? Like a boomer, kinda like, "Back in my day, like, art was better," or whatever, and I feel like every generation goes through that.

• 34:22Bobby Lee?

  And I think that too, and I love, thank you for bringing that up.

• 34:25Speaker 04

  You're welcome.

• 34:26Bobby Lee?

  Right. But unlike that generation, though, I do listen to new music. You know what I mean?

• 34:31Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 34:32Bobby Lee?

  I, I, I have so, so much new music, you know, from new bands, you know what I mean?

• 34:36Speaker 04

  A couple bands, name them.

• 34:37Bobby Lee?

  I like a band called Dehd, D-E-H-D, you know what I mean? I like, um-

• 34:41Speaker 04

  Do you like Chaparral?

• 34:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I like that, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but, um, you know, I like, um, um-

• 34:47Speaker 04

  Cardi B.

• 34:48Bobby Lee?

  Perfume Genius, you know, I think he's like, he's very like Bowie-esque, I think he's-

• 34:52Speaker 04

  Ooh, glam rock?

• 34:53Bobby Lee?

  Right, a little bit, I think he does close to, you know what I mean? Stuff that I used to listen to a long time. I also just, I also like, will do a new musician and then just do a station and listen to all the new shit that comes out. I do that all night long, every night, right? And then I have, you know, if I, if you look at my playlist here, um, you know, I, uh- Yeah, there's some weird new shit that I listen to, you know?

• 35:18Speaker 04

  I don't think a lot of like, uh, younger people listen to an album from, uh, front to end. I think nowadays, it's like, you listen to the hot track, and that's it, and then you move on, you find the next hot track. And I only know about this because, you know, musician friends of mine, they'll go to these- Concerts and then you'll see somebody whose song like popped off on TikTok. And he said that when he was in the crowd, I forgot which artist it was, but. This is an artist that they love. They paid for these tickets and now they're gonna go through their whole album. These, he said that everybody in the crowd stood there with their arms crossed until that TikTok song came out. No.

• 35:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's.

• 35:53Speaker 04

  Which is, which is.

• 35:54Bobby Lee?

  That makes me go Craig, Craig, make me go Craig, Craig.

• 35:56Speaker 04

  Yeah, there was that thing that happened with like with uh with Meth and Red when they were performing at uh, I forgot what it was like Summer Jam or some shit like that. And you know, even though if you don't know who Meth Man and Red Man is, like New York should know who they are.

• 36:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:08Speaker 04

  They were doing their shit. Nobody was moving. Now, just cause you don't know.

• 36:12Bobby Lee?

  What does moving mean?

• 36:13Speaker 04

  Like dancing. Like being hype.

• 36:14Bobby Lee?

  Dancing.

• 36:15Speaker 04

  Did you hear about Charli XCX was just in LA?

• 36:17Bobby Lee?

  New lingo I don't like.

• 36:18Speaker 04

  Moving is a new lingo?

• 36:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but moving is so general, like they could be just going. Yeah, whatever.

• 36:24Speaker 04

  That's your.

• 36:25Bobby Lee?

  That's different. That's not dancing. Moving is anything, you know, anything. Anyway.

• 36:31Speaker 04

  That was dancing.

• 36:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that was. You're right, you're right, you're right.

• 36:34Speaker 04

  That seems to be an epidemic, I think, cause Charli XCX was just, did you hear about that? She was just in LA and she was screaming at the audience for not moving.

• 36:41Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really?

• 36:42Speaker 04

  She was like, come on, get fucking high. What's wrong with you? And everyone was.

• 36:45Bobby Lee?

  Maybe it's the music.

• 36:46Speaker 04

  No, her music's like.

• 36:49Speaker 04

  Like brat, you know?

• 36:52Bobby Lee?

  Is this it?

• 36:52Speaker 04

  Yeah, they were saying they vowed never to.

• 36:54Bobby Lee?

  Is this Red and?

• 36:55Speaker 04

  This is, this is, this is Meth and Red, right? They're like. Everyone's just sitting. Legends like, look, even if you don't know the song, you're at a fucking concert. Move. Move around.

• 37:02Bobby Lee?

  Look at.

• 37:02Speaker 04

  Why are you in the front row?

• 37:03Bobby Lee?

  Okay, now look at Rage Against, Rage Against the Machine. See that audience.

• 37:09Speaker 04

  Also, it's too bright.

• 37:10Bobby Lee?

  This is what I'm used to.

• 37:11Speaker 04

  It's too bright.

• 37:12Bobby Lee?

  This is what I'm used to. Go Rage Against the Machine, live.

• 37:15Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, why is the? It's too bright.

• 37:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:17Speaker 04

  If the crowds.

• 37:18Bobby Lee?

  You're bright.

• 37:19Speaker 04

  Ew.

• 37:21Bobby Lee?

  So the top.

• 37:22Speaker 04

  Chinguro.

• 37:22Bobby Lee?

  No, go, yeah.

• 37:23Speaker 04

  Oh, chinguro.

• 37:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, go to the.

• 37:26Bobby Lee?

  Maybe go to the audience.

• 37:29Speaker 04

  I'm not sure about the cornrows.

• 37:31Bobby Lee?

  Oh, man.

• 37:32Speaker 04

  That's wild. Yeah, the white cornrows is wild. Damn. Okay, yeah, they're raging.

• 37:39Bobby Lee?

  Who's the actor that plays, uh, what's it called, in Spider-Man, the villain, his son?

• 37:44Speaker 04

  James Franco?

• 37:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he looks like James Franco.

• 37:47Speaker 04

  Yeah, a little bit.

• 37:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:48Speaker 04

  The face, if he was in like Jamaica for too long.

• 37:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, this, this, look at this.

• 37:54Speaker 04

  That's moving.

• 37:54Bobby Lee?

  This is what I'm used to.

• 37:55Speaker 04

  That's moving.

• 37:55Bobby Lee?

  And I've been, I've been in the middle of that.

• 37:57Speaker 04

  That's moshing.

• 37:58Bobby Lee?

  I used to be in the middle of that.

• 37:59Speaker 04

  There's no way you could be in the middle of that. You've been trampled.

• 38:02Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm on the bottom, I mean. I was trampled once. I was at a James Addiction concert and I was on the bottom.

• 38:06Speaker 04

  No way.

• 38:07Bobby Lee?

  And people were dancing on my body. You know what I mean? And I had to, I had to get, I was one of those guys, I had to get pulled out and then they put me outside.

• 38:15Speaker 04

  Do people die in those?

• 38:16Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 38:16Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 38:17Bobby Lee?

  That's what I'm used to, you know? I don't know what's going on, but maybe it's, maybe I am that old man, get off my lawn, kind of a guy. You think I am? If you think I am, I am.

• 38:25Speaker 04

  Yeah, you're, you're very, I mean, you're a fifty something, right?

• 38:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 38:28Speaker 04

  Yeah, you're getting there.

• 38:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 38:30Speaker 04

  You're shy from sixty?

• 38:33Speaker 03

  Oh, my god. That just dawned on me. My mom's sixty-six.

• 38:41Bobby Lee?

  Your mom's super young.

• 38:42Speaker 04

  She's so young.

• 38:42Bobby Lee?

  It just dawned on me.

• 38:44Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 38:44Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna die.

• 38:46Speaker 04

  No, you look great.

• 38:47Speaker 03

  No, you look thin.

• 38:48Bobby Lee?

  You lost a lot of weight.

• 38:49Speaker 04

  Yeah, you lost weight.

• 38:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my god.

• 38:52Speaker 04

  Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. No, we're good, we're good. It's colorful and happy. Eat a donut.

• 38:59Speaker 04

  Wait.

• 38:59Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my.

• 39:00Speaker 04

  Are you gay?

• 39:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:02Speaker 03

  It's because I do that too, but I don't know if I'm gay now. Oh, my god.

• 39:07Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 39:08Speaker 03

  Is that gay?

• 39:08Speaker 04

  No, that's just fabulous.

• 39:13Bobby Lee?

  What made you think he was gay?

• 39:14Speaker 04

  Because I said, oh, my god.

• 39:16Bobby Lee?

  Or was it the fact that he already said he was gay?

• 39:18Speaker 04

  Yeah. I thought you were the greatest gay comedian.

• 39:22Speaker 03

  I thought he was just teasing you.

• 39:23Speaker 04

  Oh, no, he's teasing me too.

• 39:25Speaker 03

  Is this a relationship?

• 39:27Speaker 04

  Oh, no, we just met today.

• 39:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we've been together actually, mm, you said like three months?

• 39:32Speaker 04

  Yeah, three and a half months.

• 39:34Speaker 03

  And you're already top.

• 39:35Speaker 05

  And you're the bottom.

• 39:35Speaker 04

  Yeah, he's.

• 39:36Bobby Lee?

  Definitely.

• 39:36Speaker 03

  I'm kidding you.

• 39:37Speaker 04

  Yeah, can, he's taller than me, so it's hard.

• 39:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. About three and a half months, we met at Barney's Beanery.

• 39:43Speaker 04

  Barney's Beanery, yeah, in Santa Monica.

• 39:44Bobby Lee?

  It was pretty cool.

• 39:45Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 39:46Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, look at me right now.

• 39:47Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 39:47Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna look at your eyes.

• 39:49Speaker 03

  But I'm not afraid.

• 39:53Bobby Lee?

  But I'm not afraid. What are you doing? Is this Star Wars? Yeah.

• 39:59Bobby Lee?

  What a fucking nerd, dude. What a fucking nerd. Nobody got it but you, dude. You guys just got to witness Bobby. You guys just got to witness Bobby Lee Bomma joke. I'm not a Bomma joke. I was like, you will be. The whole room was silent.

• 40:15Bobby Lee?

  Do the Yoda thing. I like how it didn't work once, he said it three more times. Please. Yeah, and look at the response, people are laughing now. Laughing at you. Yeah, yeah.

• 40:24Bobby Lee?

  Ridiculous. You didn't do it? Alright, let's move on. I don't look like Yoda. You don't like the top?

• 40:29Speaker 04

  No, what?

• 40:29Bobby Lee?

  You don't want to talk about it?

• 40:30Speaker 04

  No, we can talk about it.

• 40:31Bobby Lee?

  You mentioned it to me, there we go, there's.

• 40:32Speaker 04

  I said Dave.

• 40:33Bobby Lee?

  In what world? Wait, wait, I want the volume.

• 40:36Speaker 04

  Okay, here, you guys put the headset on if you want to.

• 40:38Bobby Lee?

  I almost like my grandpa, dude, a little bit.

• 40:40Speaker 04

  Here, here's a volume.

• 40:40Bobby Lee?

  No one's hearing.

• 40:41Speaker 04

  Headphones in front of you guys.

• 40:46Bobby Lee?

  You will be.

• 40:49Bobby Lee?

  You will be. Yes. One of the best.

• 40:53Speaker 04

  Okay, can we try it again?

• 40:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 40:55Speaker 04

  Yeah. Team up, I bet he can do it now.

• 40:57Bobby Lee?

  But I'm not afraid. You will be. Yes!

• 41:01Speaker 04

  Just Photoshop Yoda's face right there.

• 41:03Bobby Lee?

  I don't believe. Yes, dude, yes. Thank you so much for that.

• 41:06Speaker 04

  We got it.

• 41:08Bobby Lee?

  I'm sorry for. Thank you, Dave, thank you, hi, man. Like, the eyes?

• 41:13Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 41:13Bobby Lee?

  Thank you so much, thank you. Thank you. Yeah.

• 41:17Bobby Lee?

  Have you ever auditioned for anything in like the Star Wars universe? I have.

• 41:20Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 41:21Bobby Lee?

  Ooh, what? Um, I think it was for one of the newer shows, it was like a nine-legged, like, what? Mandalorian? It was like one of those. Ooh. And it was in front, it was for Favreau. John Favreau was producing or something. And who, did EJ, was it EJ, he gone?

• 41:37Speaker 04

  Yeah, he left.

• 41:38Bobby Lee?

  I think EJ helped me with the audition. And it had like nine, you know what I mean? Arms or something in it, like a spider. Oh, you weren't a human?

• 41:46Speaker 04

  Of course not, dude, I'm not gonna be a human in that.

• 41:48Bobby Lee?

  I think my problem was.

• 41:49Speaker 04

  You were like at a bar playing foreign.

• 41:53Bobby Lee?

  No line?

• 41:54Speaker 04

  You have lines, just like...

• 41:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. But I think, I didn't know what to do, so I think I fucked up by doing the whole audition like this.

• 42:00Speaker 04

  No.

• 42:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:01Speaker 04

  Are you serious?

• 42:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 42:02Speaker 04

  Why?

• 42:03Bobby Lee?

  Maybe you were playing a human, that's why.

• 42:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, maybe the distributor said "human", but I was just like...

• 42:10Speaker 04

  Oh, no.

• 42:11Bobby Lee?

  But I didn't even get close. Like, I've not, you know, you know, when I've, I've had many auditions where the, the studios come to my house, made me sign an NDA, right? And this is a huge deal. And then the script, you know how the script has your name across it in, what do you call it? Like a watermark.

• 42:30Speaker 04

  Watermark.

• 42:30Bobby Lee?

  A watermark, right? I don't even, I'm never even in the mix of those.

• 42:36Speaker 04

  I hope to with a Shang-Chi audition.

• 42:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 42:38Speaker 04

  Oh, what were you gonna play, Shang-Chi?

• 42:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 42:41Speaker 04

  Think Ronnie?

• 42:41Bobby Lee?

  No, Ronnie, Ronnie Chang's, Ronnie Chang's role. Yeah, yeah, but, um, yeah, I'll, I'll, it's so, can I just, I wanna get this off my chest, okay?

• 42:49Speaker 04

  Please.

• 42:50Bobby Lee?

  I'm glad you brought this up. I love Ronnie. I mean, he's like my son to me, okay? But, um, you would think that y- your friends, if your friends did a show, that they would cast you as the big, the lead, right? But they, but I had two very good friends of mine cast Ronnie instead.

• 43:09Speaker 04

  What shows were there?

• 43:10Bobby Lee?

  It was History of the World, right? And I get a call last second, "Hey, can you just do a couple of lines in this thing?" I go, "Yeah, I'd love to help you." But then I found out it was, it was the, uh, Genghis Khan, you know what I mean? Hereditary, I mean, ancestry.com, right? And he played Genghis Khan, the main guy. And I just had a couple of lines, and Baron Holt, and, I mean, I've known them for 30 years, these guys, you know what I mean? And they gave, so, you know, Ronnie even beats me, even when...

• 43:38Speaker 04

  In nepotism.

• 43:39Bobby Lee?

  Even in, in like, my, if my friends are involved.

• 43:42Speaker 04

  Do you think you're a better actor than Ronnie Chang?

• 43:46Bobby Lee?

  No, I'll be honest with you. I mean, if you see me, you know, I, you know.

• 43:51Speaker 04

  The sounds coming out of Jaime is killing me.

• 43:54Bobby Lee?

  Is the best. So you think I'm bad?

• 43:55Speaker 03

  No, I said, ooh, like.

• 43:56Bobby Lee?

  No, no, I, I think that, um, you know, it's funny that line of questioning is funny that you do that because, you know, for many, many years, I didn't think I was a good actor. You know what I mean? Until I started watching it. And up until like three years ago, I started watching some of my stuff and I, I think I'm a good actor. Yes, I think I'm, I'm different.

• 44:12Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 44:13Bobby Lee?

  I think, I think I'm different. I think if you see me in Reservation Dogs, I'm, I'm so good in that show. You know what I mean?

• 44:18Speaker 04

  I thought it was Reservoir Dogs. Is it Reservation Dogs?

• 44:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Reservation Dogs. And I think some of my Sex and the City stuff was, look, it fit, you know what I mean?

• 44:26Speaker 04

  I went out for that role.

• 44:27Bobby Lee?

  I know you did. Because I know you did. So I know that you, I know you.

• 44:31Speaker 04

  Oh my god.

• 44:32Bobby Lee?

  He said, fuck you. I know you did.

• 44:34Speaker 04

  So you're my Ronnie Chang.

• 44:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but Dumfounded too, so many people did.

• 44:39Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 44:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 44:40Speaker 04

  Dumfounded talked about an audition where he, uh, you know, there was like Justin Chong, there was like Sun King in a room and they all had to do like an accent for a role.

• 44:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 44:48Speaker 04

  And then, uh, he decided that he was gonna do the accent, but nobody else did.

• 44:52Bobby Lee?

  Oh no.

• 44:53Speaker 04

  Would, would, would you do the accent if it was for a, a role?

• 44:56Bobby Lee?

  No, I, um,

• 45:00Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, I, I, this could have been a bad idea, but I, I was offered a really big movie.

• 45:06Bobby Lee?

  It was a vampire movie.

• 45:08Speaker 04

  The Korean accent?

• 45:09Bobby Lee?

  No, and they, they wanted me to have a Korean accent, but then I realized in the script that he was living in LA.

• 45:15Speaker 04

  Was it an immigrant guy?

• 45:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but it, like, in my mind, it was like, why does he have an accent? He doesn't need to have one.

• 45:21Speaker 04

  He doesn't need to be an immigrant.

• 45:22Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? I could just be a regular guy. And so I had a, I FaceTimed the director. And I just go, hey, just to let you know, I would love to do this, but I just don't know why you would have an accent. I just want one. And I go, okay, but, um, I go, but.

• 45:35Speaker 04

  Did he say Korean or did he say like?

• 45:37Bobby Lee?

  I want you to have an Asian accent. I go.

• 45:39Speaker 04

  Oh no.

• 45:40Bobby Lee?

  I go, yeah, if I, if I was in Korea or there was some sort of backstory that I was born there, but that, that, he's just some guy.

• 45:50Speaker 04

  With a Korean accent?

• 45:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 45:51Speaker 04

  Was he like some guy who got eaten or something?

• 45:53Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 45:54Speaker 04

  Like got his.

• 45:54Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you think, you think.

• 45:56Speaker 04

  It's like a victim.

• 45:56Bobby Lee?

  Eating with an Asian accent is scarier or something?

• 46:02Speaker 04

  It feels worse.

• 46:03Bobby Lee?

  What are you, what are you talking about?

• 46:03Speaker 04

  It feels worse than.

• 46:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can you guys both be Korean vampires?

• 46:12Bobby Lee?

  I just wanna hear it.

• 46:14Speaker 04

  Like, uh, uh.

• 46:16Speaker 04

  I want to drink your.

• 46:17Bobby Lee?

  I want to drink. This does sound so stupid. I want to drink your brother. I want to drink your brother.

• 46:24Speaker 04

  It sounds like I want to drink your brother.

• 46:26Bobby Lee?

  I just feel like a vampire would just be so rude and disrespectful. It's like, yeah, do what do you got? Yeah. Well, you're you're you're doing the Christopher Nolan Korean vampire. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Him and I went too far.

• 46:36Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 46:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 46:37Speaker 04

  We, yeah, we went early.

• 46:39Bobby Lee?

  We went.

• 46:41Speaker 04

  Eighties.

• 46:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, eighties. Um, but anyway, um, and then I said, no, I just, I just, I'm not doing it.

• 46:46Speaker 04

  Whoa.

• 46:47Bobby Lee?

  And then years later, I'm like, I should have done it.

• 46:49Speaker 04

  Whoa.

• 46:49Bobby Lee?

  But was the show or movie made? Yeah. And I, it was that one.

• 46:54Speaker 04

  I've never even heard this movie.

• 46:55Bobby Lee?

  I mean, it wasn't even good.

• 46:56Speaker 04

  I'm glad you said no.

• 46:58Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? I, you know what I would have done? I would, if I had time, I would be like, I thought, I would, I don't care.

• 47:03Speaker 04

  If it was Interview with the Vampire, I would have been like, do that.

• 47:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, Interview with the Vampire. I almost got that.

• 47:10Speaker 04

  Yeah, you're more in the league for.

• 47:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. We do have a Korean vampire in our folklore, though.

• 47:15Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 47:16Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I want to know about it.

• 47:18Speaker 04

  It's like.

• 47:18Bobby Lee?

  Teach me.

• 47:19Speaker 04

  Kangshi?

• 47:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. It's like. The one that hops like a bunny?

• 47:21Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's like, and then you have to put a little like wun shin on their head.

• 47:25Bobby Lee?

  That's San Toki.

• 47:28Bobby Lee?

  San Toki Toki. What are you talking about? No, but then we do have Kangxing hook. Can we talk about San Toki real quick, though? You know the song?

• 47:34Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 47:35Bobby Lee?

  San Toki Tokiya, oh, do you know, Ganeunya?

• 47:38Speaker 04

  Kangchung Kangchung.

• 47:39Bobby Lee?

  What does that mean?

• 47:40Speaker 04

  Kangchung is like the.

• 47:41Bobby Lee?

  Kangchung Kangchung, Dimeonso, oh, do you know, Ganeunya?

• 47:44Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 47:44Bobby Lee?

  Do you have a lot of ABCs?

• 47:45Speaker 04

  Automatopedia, Automatopias? Was that what it is?

• 47:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, so, so, what's so funny?

• 47:50Speaker 04

  Was that your ABCs? No, it's like a, um, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.

• 47:54Bobby Lee?

  It's our Twinkle Twinkle.

• 47:55Speaker 04

  It's like a little kid's song.

• 47:56Bobby Lee?

  So, Summer Bunny, Summer Bunny, Summer, Summer Bunny?

• 47:59Speaker 04

  Uh, no, Mountain Bunny.

• 48:01Bobby Lee?

  Mountain Bunny. Oh, my bad. I got my, I got my bunnies mixed up. Not even the word, but all right. So, Mountain Bunny, Mountain Bunny, what is it?

• 48:09Speaker 04

  Where are you going?

• 48:11Bobby Lee?

  Where are you going?

• 48:12Speaker 04

  As you run.

• 48:13Bobby Lee?

  As you run.

• 48:14Speaker 04

  Where are you going?

• 48:15Bobby Lee?

  Where are you going?

• 48:15Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's, that's about right.

• 48:16Bobby Lee?

  That's the only one I know. That was the only verse I know.

• 48:19Speaker 04

  That's pretty much the song. It's pretty short. Yeah, it's two bars.

• 48:22Bobby Lee?

  But anyway, but, but the, but you're, my parents used to do it, my mom used to do it with this.

• 48:27Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 48:27Bobby Lee?

  Is that your, that, is that, you recall that?

• 48:30Speaker 04

  My mom wasn't that fun.

• 48:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't think my mom's. She would just look at you straight in the eyes, San Toki Toki.

• 48:35Speaker 04

  She would go into a minor key, San Toki.

• 48:37Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah? How about your mom? My mom never sang me these songs, but I think I heard it in church when the other kids were singing it.

• 48:44Speaker 04

  I heard a lot of that. My grandpa had this record player and he would play the old Korean folk. That sounds like a horror movie. He would play that shit every fucking night and I would have nightmares. Cause like Korean old folk music sounds like wailing and crying. Cause it's like very sorrowful. And then there's like a random like wood block like. Yeah, it's just like some weird fucking demonic shit.

• 49:11Speaker 04

  It's exactly what that shit is. I fucking hated that. That's what I listened to as a kid.

• 49:15Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 49:16Speaker 03

  Hey, I have an education question.

• 49:17Speaker 04

  Yeah, not yet.

• 49:22Speaker 04

  Wait your turn. Yeah, we're just kinda gonna talk about this. We're getting into it. We're just doing our thing right now. You know what I mean? Yeah, but you stay there. Okay? Eat the donut.

• 49:31Speaker 04

  Finish this, finish this. No, go ahead, Tommy.

• 49:33Speaker 03

  Okay, this is an education question since y'all Korean.

• 49:38Speaker 03

  Is this like, cause the language barrier for like English and then Korean, it astounds me like, is this how you guys write? Or is like, is that just like?

• 49:48Speaker 04

  It's a romanized, so. It's for y'all. It's for, for people who don't read Korean.

• 49:52Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so let me get this straight. Let me get this straight. You think that we.

• 49:58Speaker 06

  Network freedom and flexibility. That's what you want in a healthcare plan. With a Humana Medicare Advantage PPO plan, you can see any doctor in the country who accepts Medicare, including specialists. No referrals, no kidding. Learn more at gethumana.com. See any doctor who accepts Medicare and is willing to bill Humana. Humana PPOs may not be available in all areas. Benefits and costs share may vary. Humana is a Medicare Advantage PPO organization with a Medicare contract. Enrollment in any Humana plan depends on contract renewal.

• 50:28Bobby Lee?

  We have.

• 50:29Speaker 04

  Synables?

• 50:30Bobby Lee?

  No, just listen, right? You think you have, when we write, we write with English letters?

• 50:35Speaker 04

  Do y'all?

• 50:36Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 50:38Bobby Lee?

  Because it's English.

• 50:40Speaker 03

  It's letters.

• 50:41Bobby Lee?

  It's European.

• 50:42Speaker 04

  It's letters.

• 50:43Bobby Lee?

  Right? Well, the Spanish doesn't have their own.

• 50:46Speaker 04

  No, it's in.

• 50:46Bobby Lee?

  It's in English, right, yeah. But in Asia, we have like moon, you know, I mean, house, whatever, you know.

• 50:52Speaker 05

  No, in the Philippines, it's still English.

• 50:54Bobby Lee?

  Oh. Maybe.

• 50:55Speaker 04

  Because we're colonized.

• 50:56Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 50:56Bobby Lee?

  Colonized, that's what it was, I think. Yeah, but we have our own language, that's the language.

• 51:00Speaker 03

  Like that?

• 51:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 51:01Speaker 03

  Just symbols?

• 51:02Speaker 04

  So if you look at.

• 51:03Bobby Lee?

  Those are letters. Those are letters.

• 51:04Speaker 04

  If you look at Asian, like, writing. Every, everything.

• 51:08Bobby Lee?

  Egyptian now?

• 51:10Speaker 04

  Hieroglyphs.

• 51:10Bobby Lee?

  Hieroglyphs.

• 51:10Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 51:11Bobby Lee?

  Kinda does.

• 51:12Speaker 04

  Yeah, it does kinda look like it.

• 51:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:13Speaker 04

  Like Korea, Japan, it's all a derivative of Chinese. So like, when you're Korean, you also have a hanmu name, which is like your Chinese name. And that, there's a derivative that'll turn into your Korean name. So if you look at this, like, back, it's all like symbols and characters. And then it, we became more simplified. So Japan is more simplified, Korea's more simplified than that.

• 51:32Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 51:34Speaker 05

  Don't you have a different age when you're in?

• 51:36Speaker 04

  Yeah, when we're born, we're technically one years old, because they count the time when you're in your womb. But I heard they're gonna change that soon, yeah.

• 51:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we're getting a year. Yeah, yeah, um, that's an interesting thing, it's like, um.

• 51:50Bobby Lee?

  So I guess Koreans viewed the fetus as a human life.

• 51:55Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah?

• 51:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:56Speaker 04

  We're heading into this.

• 51:57Bobby Lee?

  If you wanna get into this. If you think about it, I mean, if, if, if it's, you know, in, in its inception, that's when they counted it. You know what I mean, so wow, they were like the early Christians.

• 52:06Speaker 04

  Have you seen those interviews in Korea where they have like gay pride parades now there? And they're interviewing other people? And Korean people are the most, I don't give a fuck. They're like, like, what do you think about gay pride and this pride? They go, I don't care. Why are we doing this here? Like, don't talk to me.

• 52:21Bobby Lee?

  Every interview is like that.

• 52:22Speaker 04

  They don't like it? They, they, I don't think they like outward celebration of anything.

• 52:27Bobby Lee?

  Anything.

• 52:27Speaker 04

  Whether it's gay pride or anything, it doesn't matter, they're just like, go home.

• 52:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Pride, pride in general.

• 52:32Speaker 04

  Yeah, pride.

• 52:32Bobby Lee?

  It's a shame-based country. It's so interesting, I mean, but I don't, I don't see us three like that.

• 52:39Speaker 04

  Well, we're not Korean.

• 52:40Bobby Lee?

  I know, we are Korean, but I'm just saying, I think that like, um, because, you know, I've been to Korea, also, you know, I know some of the culture and they're very kind of, you know, I mean, quiet sometimes and, I mean, when we get violent, we get violent, we love revenge, I get it, you know what I mean? But, what?

• 52:54Speaker 04

  Live for it.

• 52:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, what, and we feel, we feel.

• 52:57Speaker 04

  No one's really done me wrong in a long time.

• 52:59Bobby Lee?

  That's.

• 53:00Speaker 04

  And I feel like that.

• 53:01Bobby Lee?

  That's great.

• 53:02Speaker 04

  Is it great?

• 53:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 53:03Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 53:04Bobby Lee?

  Well, maybe it's you. Maybe you're a lot more open.

• 53:07Speaker 04

  I need to step it up, maybe.

• 53:08Bobby Lee?

  No, I think that maybe you've changed. You're a good person.

• 53:11Speaker 04

  Yeah, maybe that's.

• 53:12Bobby Lee?

  I mean, do you have any revenge still in your heart?

• 53:14Speaker 04

  Do you have any people who are like, oh, this guy?

• 53:15Bobby Lee?

  Oh, they're so fucking.

• 53:16Speaker 04

  Right, I have three. I have three, but this from a long time ago.

• 53:19Bobby Lee?

  And you should keep that forever.

• 53:20Speaker 04

  That, I do.

• 53:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:21Speaker 04

  I do, I.

• 53:22Bobby Lee?

  I wanna see if I have any new, I wanna see if I have any new ones.

• 53:24Speaker 04

  Okay. Enemies? New enemies?

• 53:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and it's also, it's like, you know, I have to admit, you know, my life is much better than it was.

• 53:32Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 53:32Bobby Lee?

  So it's like, you know, when, when, when, you know, you get a little success, I think it kinda dampens it a little bit. Is it because you're scared of what you'll lose if you act out your revenge? No, I mean, things just don't piss me off as much.

• 53:44Speaker 04

  Right, or people don't piss.

• 53:45Bobby Lee?

  Poor and struggling.

• 53:46Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 53:46Bobby Lee?

  Every day you add to that list.

• 53:48Speaker 04

  Oh, a hundred. And people don't like, buche you at your level, like, you know what I mean?

• 53:52Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 53:53Speaker 04

  When you get to a certain level, like, people aren't like, stepping on your ego like that. Like, when you're at my level.

• 53:58Bobby Lee?

  Oh, oh, oh, that's interesting. I think you're right.

• 54:01Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 54:01Bobby Lee?

  And then when it does happen, though, I could see it happening.

• 54:05Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's flipping.

• 54:06Bobby Lee?

  Because they don't know, you know what I mean?

• 54:08Speaker 04

  Oh. Has it happened recently?

• 54:10Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 54:11Speaker 04

  Did it? Where?

• 54:12Bobby Lee?

  Well, you know, I've been on the road a couple of times, doing movies in smaller towns.

• 54:15Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 54:16Bobby Lee?

  And you go into a restaurant. Uh-oh. Like, out in the boonies, like in Montana, for instance.

• 54:20Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 54:21Bobby Lee?

  And they just go, and here you, here you, here are your mozzarella sticks.

• 54:25Speaker 04

  Oh, no.

• 54:26Bobby Lee?

  Right? And it comes, and you, and you go. Like, you, it, it, it goes in and then goes out. You have such a Korean angry disdain face. That was rude. I know, I know. I can't, yeah.

• 54:39Speaker 04

  You know. Yeah.

• 54:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's one of those faces, right?

• 54:42Speaker 04

  Here's that key face.

• 54:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:43Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 54:44Bobby Lee?

  Mo yaiga.

• 54:47Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 54:47Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 54:48Bobby Lee?

  Tashiba. Tashiba. Why wouldn't it, give me yours.

• 54:50Speaker 04

  Huh?

• 54:52Bobby Lee?

  No, no, look at that.

• 54:53Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 54:53Bobby Lee?

  On your luck, on the luck, on the luck. First with luck.

• 54:56Speaker 04

  Oh. Straight for the verbal.

• 54:58Bobby Lee?

  Straight in with verbal.

• 54:59Speaker 04

  Oh, my God, that abuse came out.

• 55:01Bobby Lee?

  Because you don't.

• 55:03Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my.

• 55:05Bobby Lee?

  That's how my mom talks to me.

• 55:07Speaker 04

  But then, his eyes didn't even move.

• 55:12Bobby Lee?

  I know, I know.

• 55:12Speaker 04

  He looked at the food, he was like, "He can't see."

• 55:15Bobby Lee?

  No look either, yeah.

• 55:16Speaker 04

  Whoa, that's cool.

• 55:17Bobby Lee?

  There's gotta be a look, okay? So you have to also understand that it's a white restaurant and there's white people. So it's like, you can't do...

• 55:24Speaker 04

  Is it a guy or a girl?

• 55:26Bobby Lee?

  Your job, but like, very white, blonde, right? And just like, she looks down on you.

• 55:33Speaker 04

  Oh, 재수없어, 완전.

• 55:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she's never seen your type, she's maybe, you know what I mean?

• 55:36Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 55:36Bobby Lee?

  And she does not like it.

• 55:38Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 55:38Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? Here, mozzarella sticks.

• 55:42Bobby Lee?

  That, bro...

• 55:43Speaker 04

  Whoa!

• 55:44Bobby Lee?

  He just burned a hole through my soul, dude.

• 55:47Speaker 04

  My mom's look.

• 55:48Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's so good.

• 55:50Speaker 04

  That's crazy.

• 55:51Bobby Lee?

  That's very...

• 55:52Speaker 04

  That's scary.

• 55:52Bobby Lee?

  Do it to Peter enough.

• 55:54Speaker 04

  Hold on, hold on.

• 55:56Speaker 04

  Wait, so I'm gonna be talking to my friends?

• 55:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah!

• 55:59Speaker 04

  Then come interrupt me.

• 56:00Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 56:01Speaker 04

  Oh, you're gonna do it?

• 56:02Bobby Lee?

  No, no, I know, you gotta be the waiter.

• 56:04Speaker 04

  Oh, you gotta...

• 56:04Bobby Lee?

  But also, but just can we... Can I be the director here? Can I be the director? You guys are gay too.

• 56:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we're in West Hollywood.

• 56:14Speaker 04

  Dream come true.

• 56:15Bobby Lee?

  We're in West Hollywood, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And so, and then, okay, and then, I'm gonna... So I want a conversation, and I'm gonna point to you when to go, right? Right, you know how some things go, they have it, you know? So, and then, but I want the conversation going on for a little bit, right? So, okay, and, action.

• 56:32Speaker 04

  Oh my god, you guys, where did you go last night?

• 56:35Speaker 05

  Oh my god, we went to WeHo.

• 56:37Speaker 04

  Uh huh, I didn't, I couldn't find you, I was fully on...

• 56:39Bobby Lee?

  Wait, stop, cut, cut, cut. Cut, you're in WeHo now though, you know that.

• 56:42Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 56:43Speaker 04

  Oh, where?

• 56:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, and, action.

• 56:45Speaker 04

  Oh my god, did you see that guy with that ass hanging out?

• 56:48Speaker 05

  I know!

• 56:49Speaker 04

  Yes!

• 56:50Speaker 05

  Oh my gosh, your...

• 56:52Speaker 04

  My what?

• 56:53Speaker 05

  Your shirt is slaying.

• 56:55Speaker 04

  It's slaying, slaying the house down boots?

• 56:57Speaker 05

  Yes!

• 56:58Speaker 04

  Yes, honey!

• 56:59Speaker 03

  What size is it? Let me have it.

• 57:00Speaker 04

  It's size extra small, bitch, you know I'm thin. Yes, it's not gonna fit you, hon.

• 57:06Speaker 03

  You know how I'm sensitive about my weight?

• 57:07Speaker 04

  I'm sorry, but I'm only hard on you because I love you.

• 57:10Speaker 03

  I know you do, I love you guys.

• 57:11Speaker 04

  Yeah, you're my sister, we're sisters, yay!

• 57:14Bobby Lee?

  Here's your cheesy chopsticks.

• 57:17Speaker 04

  Whoa. The chopsticks threw me for a loop. Yeah, cheesy chopsticks.

• 57:23Bobby Lee?

  Cheesy chopsticks.

• 57:24Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 57:25Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you turned matzraze sticks into cheesy chopsticks. Oh, you doubled down on that fucking shit. Oh shit, dog. Whoa, that was layers, dude. Wow.

• 57:35Speaker 04

  Crazy.

• 57:35Bobby Lee?

  Very good scene, too.

• 57:36Speaker 04

  Great scene.

• 57:37Bobby Lee?

  Very good scene. Very good.

• 57:39Speaker 04

  Very good.

• 57:40Bobby Lee?

  Very good. Yeah. Wow. So, um, let me think if I have any new, um...

• 57:46Speaker 04

  Enemies?

• 57:46Bobby Lee?

  If I have any new enemies in my life. You know, I, you know, I do, I have a cup... What's going on there?

• 57:54Speaker 04

  Oh, the, the phone turned on. I don't like it when the lights are... And you're speaking, I think is rude.

• 57:58Bobby Lee?

  You know, that's the most polite thing you've ever done. What?

• 58:04Bobby Lee?

  That really was polite.

• 58:05Speaker 04

  I want to be.

• 58:06Bobby Lee?

  I'll be honest with you, my eyes were burning. It was like, it was like a lot.

• 58:10Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 58:11Bobby Lee?

  And you flipped it and that's kind.

• 58:13Speaker 04

  That's disrespectful.

• 58:14Bobby Lee?

  Totally disrespectful.

• 58:15Speaker 04

  A hundred percent.

• 58:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, maybe turn that off.

• 58:17Speaker 04

  Okay, well, give me the Korean look, then I will.

• 58:19Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay. Um, what was I even saying?

• 58:23Speaker 04

  A resentment, enemies.

• 58:24Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, I have a, I have a couple of yojas.

• 58:28Speaker 04

  Really?

• 58:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:29Speaker 04

  Enemy yojas?

• 58:30Bobby Lee?

  Enemy yojas.

• 58:31Speaker 04

  Oh, what'd they do to you?

• 58:32Bobby Lee?

  Um... So, you know, I, you know, I know there's a couple of yojas, right, that... There's a couple of yojas that hook up with guys, comics. They're way underneath me. Almost borderline open mic.

• 58:49Speaker 04

  No.

• 58:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:50Speaker 04

  After you or no?

• 58:50Bobby Lee?

  Before.

• 58:51Speaker 04

  Oh, okay, that's fine.

• 58:52Bobby Lee?

  But then they won't hook up with me.

• 58:55Speaker 04

  Break it down. What do you... No, the fact that you feel, um, in- inferior to...

• 59:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:01Speaker 04

  To comics that are less known than you?

• 59:03Bobby Lee?

  They're not even funny.

• 59:05Speaker 04

  So that's...

• 59:05Bobby Lee?

  They're not even funny. They're not, they're never gonna make it, right? And then it's like, you know, I'll ask, you know, you know, a girl that I know they hooked up with a couple of years ago, and they're like, "Yeah, you're just not..." And I'm like, "What?"

• 59:16Speaker 04

  But I, but I'm famous and funny and I'm talented.

• 59:19Bobby Lee?

  Cute, you know?

• 59:20Speaker 04

  You're cute.

• 59:20Bobby Lee?

  Are they hot?

• 59:21Speaker 04

  Are they like, good looking? No, the girls or the other comics, are they hot?

• 59:24Bobby Lee?

  I mean, they're like, in terms of open micers, yeah, they're like... Not like, they're like, maybe, maybe Matt Rife who was in an accident or something.

• 59:32Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 59:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, like a bicycle, like a bicycle accident. Yeah, yeah. But still has, you know, like, well, more like Matt Rife Picasso style.

• 59:42Speaker 04

  The nose is here.

• 59:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, like a bicycle accent, but still there's semblances of Matt Ryan.

• 59:47Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, the teeth are right.

• 59:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but they got, you know, abs and they're, you know, I mean, they're white dudes, jockey. Right, and it's like, it's like.

• 59:53Speaker 04

  The thing is like, you've been, whoa.

• 59:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 59:56Speaker 04

  You can't compete with that, no way.

• 59:58Bobby Lee?

  I love him.

• 59:58Speaker 04

  You can't compete with that sexually. There's no way, you gotta be in your lane. Like, I can't compete with Joakim Booster.

• 1:00:05Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:00:06Speaker 04

  You know what I mean? Like, I think Joakim Booster is more famous than me.

• 1:00:09Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay.

• 1:00:11Speaker 04

  And hotter.

• 1:00:12Speaker 05

  No, but you're hot, too.

• 1:00:14Speaker 04

  I know, but not Joakim Booster hot?

• 1:00:16Speaker 00

  Should I show her Joakim Booster?

• 1:00:17Speaker 04

  What is, can you show, Joakim Booster looks like this, but Asian.

• 1:00:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:22Speaker 04

  You don't know Joakim Booster?

• 1:00:23Bobby Lee?

  He's Asian.

• 1:00:24Speaker 04

  Look.

• 1:00:25Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:00:28Speaker 05

  Well, he's just younger, I think.

• 1:00:30Speaker 04

  No, he's older than me, what the fuck? What the fuck?

• 1:00:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:35Speaker 04

  I think so. We're the same age.

• 1:00:37Bobby Lee?

  He's fucked up so bad.

• 1:00:39Speaker 04

  We're the same age.

• 1:00:40Bobby Lee?

  He's way older than him. Dude, kick her out, man.

• 1:00:42Speaker 04

  Oh my god, my stress bag.

• 1:00:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:45Speaker 04

  My stress bags.

• 1:00:46Speaker 00

  How old are you?

• 1:00:47Speaker 04

  I'm 42.

• 1:00:48Speaker 00

  No way.

• 1:00:49Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:00:50Speaker 00

  How old is he?

• 1:00:51Speaker 04

  I think 42, I think.

• 1:00:53Speaker 00

  That's a better look.

• 1:00:53Speaker 05

  He looks like a teen.

• 1:00:55Speaker 04

  Okay, see.

• 1:00:56Bobby Lee?

  You look like the nuclear shadow of him.

• 1:01:01Bobby Lee?

  That's like on the sidewalk, the imprint on the sidewalk.

• 1:01:03Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 1:01:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean.

• 1:01:07Bobby Lee?

  Fucking stupid.

• 1:01:08Speaker 04

  Just mouth open like.

• 1:01:10Bobby Lee?

  Look at that.

• 1:01:10Speaker 04

  Look at him.

• 1:01:11Bobby Lee?

  Look at that, dude, that's real.

• 1:01:12Speaker 04

  Look at that body.

• 1:01:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's, that's everything.

• 1:01:14Speaker 04

  There's no way.

• 1:01:14Bobby Lee?

  That's everything, yeah.

• 1:01:15Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:01:16Bobby Lee?

  I, I, I know, I know.

• 1:01:17Speaker 04

  If he's an open mic'er.

• 1:01:18Bobby Lee?

  But, but that's not, but here's the thing.

• 1:01:20Speaker 00

  He's comedy?

• 1:01:20Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:01:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's a comic, very funny, but not, but not as, I, I just, I find you, you're so good. But, but that's not the right, um, that's not the right analogy.

• 1:01:30Speaker 04

  Nice.

• 1:01:31Speaker 00

  Bobby, Bobby.

• 1:01:33Speaker 04

  Ew, Bobby.

• 1:01:34Speaker 00

  Bobby, you're so mean.

• 1:01:36Speaker 04

  Why are you getting up?

• 1:01:37Speaker 00

  You're so mean.

• 1:01:40Speaker 00

  Bobby.

• 1:01:41Speaker 04

  Bobby.

• 1:01:43Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god.

• 1:01:44Speaker 04

  You wanna know what's so funny?

• 1:01:45Bobby Lee?

  I literally thought that was a cartoon drawing of Joe.

• 1:01:49Speaker 04

  Stop it.

• 1:01:50Bobby Lee?

  I'm not even fucked, hey, look.

• 1:01:53Bobby Lee?

  I almost had a fucking stroke. You wanna know what's so funny? If you just look up, if you look up any photo of Bobby 10 years ago, it's just the same.

• 1:02:02Speaker 04

  I know, I know, I know, I know, alright. Okay.

• 1:02:04Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay, okay.

• 1:02:05Speaker 04

  We don't, we don't peddle in our looks, let's say.

• 1:02:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no, but that's, that's different because it's like, it's like, yes.

• 1:02:10Speaker 04

  Whoa.

• 1:02:11Bobby Lee?

  Same photo.

• 1:02:11Speaker 04

  Look at that!

• 1:02:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're just so adorable.

• 1:02:14Speaker 04

  You look hot.

• 1:02:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I'm cute.

• 1:02:15Speaker 04

  You look hot.

• 1:02:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, cute there, but, um.

• 1:02:16Speaker 04

  Is that Joe Rogan?

• 1:02:18Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that is Rogan.

• 1:02:19Speaker 04

  Wait, is this when the whole thing went down?

• 1:02:21Bobby Lee?

  That's not Joe Rogan.

• 1:02:22Speaker 04

  That's Joe Rogan, dude.

• 1:02:23Bobby Lee?

  That is?

• 1:02:23Speaker 04

  The Mencia thing, yeah.

• 1:02:24Bobby Lee?

  That Joe?

• 1:02:25Speaker 04

  It's a Getty image?

• 1:02:27Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, zoom in.

• 1:02:28Speaker 04

  That's Joe Rogan.

• 1:02:29Bobby Lee?

  That's not Joe Rogan. That is Joe, that is Joe.

• 1:02:31Speaker 04

  Look at the hair.

• 1:02:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:33Speaker 04

  Whoa. You look hotter than Joe Rogan here.

• 1:02:36Bobby Lee?

  Okay, anyway.

• 1:02:36Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:02:37Bobby Lee?

  And then what's that?

• 1:02:39Speaker 04

  Oh no.

• 1:02:40Bobby Lee?

  Oh no. Well, that's Danny Cho. That's Danny Cho. That's just me.

• 1:02:47Speaker 04

  That's me from dealing with that.

• 1:02:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, do you believe, do you believe that they let me do, that, that right there was on national?

• 1:02:53Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:02:54Bobby Lee?

  TV.

• 1:02:55Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:55Bobby Lee?

  You're, that sketch right there.

• 1:02:57Speaker 04

  That's history.

• 1:02:57Bobby Lee?

  Right, I have buck teeth, you know what I mean? This is the most racist, this is the most racist, have you seen these sketches? Didn't you write that, though? I wrote it, yeah.

• 1:03:07Speaker 04

  That's what I mean, you don't have a problem looking bad.

• 1:03:09Bobby Lee?

  I know. I'm disgusted, who wrote it?

• 1:03:11Speaker 04

  Me?

• 1:03:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Because at the time, I was just like, ah, I don't give a fuck, you know what I mean? Let's just try it.

• 1:03:16Speaker 04

  Also, like, what are you gonna do, say like, oh no? If they're like, oh yeah, pitch things that are gonna be Asian.

• 1:03:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I went, I went the extreme, the extreme, I go, I'm gonna see how much I can push this thing. They should get you guys on Korean.

• 1:03:28Speaker 04

  You did push, you did, oh, I would love to do Korean, I would love to go to Korea in general.

• 1:03:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:32Speaker 04

  You've never been? Never been.

• 1:03:34Bobby Lee?

  What the fuck?

• 1:03:34Speaker 04

  Whoa, no.

• 1:03:35Bobby Lee?

  You would love it.

• 1:03:36Speaker 04

  Everyone escaped, and I was like, I don't have anyone to visit.

• 1:03:40Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, me either.

• 1:03:40Speaker 04

  You don't need to visit anyone.

• 1:03:41Bobby Lee?

  I have no family there anymore.

• 1:03:42Speaker 04

  I, I would go as a.

• 1:03:43Bobby Lee?

  You have no family?

• 1:03:44Speaker 04

  No.

• 1:03:44Bobby Lee?

  I don't think so.

• 1:03:44Speaker 04

  I have family in the north.

• 1:03:46Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay. I'm so sorry for laughing at that photo.

• 1:03:49Speaker 04

  But anyway.

• 1:03:50Bobby Lee?

  That was out of pocket, I'm sorry.

• 1:03:51Speaker 04

  But can I, can, can we just finish off this piece? Because I think it's really interesting that like, you've, you've do, you've been at this for so long, and you've gone through your ups and downs in fame, or whatever, clout, whatever you wanna call it, i- i- influence, but do you think that?

• 1:04:09Speaker 04

  Has ever helped?

• 1:04:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. It's just a couple of rejections of women that went, oh no, is what I'm talking about.

• 1:04:16Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 1:04:17Bobby Lee?

  There's just, there's just some women that I don't find me attractive, that's fine.

• 1:04:19Speaker 04

  That's fine.

• 1:04:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's fine, but it's like, no, I don't think that I'm unattractive or, I understand completely why women like me.

• 1:04:26Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:27Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? So it's like, no, I, um, but there's just some that I'm like, oh, okay, you know what I mean?

• 1:04:33Speaker 04

  I have the same experience in the gay world.

• 1:04:35Bobby Lee?

  What are you gonna say?

• 1:04:36Speaker 04

  David.

• 1:04:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, go ahead David, because there's something brewing and I don't like it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, brew it out, dude.

• 1:04:41Speaker 04

  No.

• 1:04:41Bobby Lee?

  Pour it, pour the, pour the coffee, dude.

• 1:04:43Speaker 04

  No, just like.

• 1:04:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, what are you doing?

• 1:04:45Speaker 04

  I'm just like, in my mind, I'm wondering like, who these comics are that went before you? And what they look like, that's the thing I can't get, I'm getting hung up on. Because if it's, if you're saying like, it's you? And then there's two other comics before you that look just like you? Then I'd be a little upset.

• 1:05:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:00Speaker 04

  Right? But if it's like two guys that are substantially better looking than you?

• 1:05:03Bobby Lee?

  Way better.

• 1:05:04Speaker 04

  Oh, then, okay, of course they're gonna fucking go for the better looking dude.

• 1:05:09Speaker 04

  Cause maybe their reason for getting with somebody isn't the fame part, they just want to be with a hot guy that's funny.

• 1:05:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but they're not funny.

• 1:05:15Speaker 04

  Or a hot guy. Well, to them, maybe.

• 1:05:17Bobby Lee?

  They're not.

• 1:05:17Speaker 04

  Alright.

• 1:05:19Bobby Lee?

  Because the proof is in the pudding, I mean, we have, we, what's interesting about that.

• 1:05:22Speaker 04

  Like, nobody laughed?

• 1:05:23Bobby Lee?

  If they're comics, you know, we have an arena.

• 1:05:26Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:05:26Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? And we can prove it in their arena.

• 1:05:28Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:05:29Bobby Lee?

  It's, it's open to anybody, anyone can go up there.

• 1:05:32Speaker 04

  And some people just spit good games.

• 1:05:32Bobby Lee?

  Just sit in the back, sit in the back and watch them fight. Let's go back to, um, if I have any new resentments.

• 1:05:39Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:05:40Bobby Lee?

  Do you, do you have any? Let's time travel back. Let's time travel back, okay, to this. Do I have any ma, uh, uh, any, is there anybody I have resentment toward?

• 1:05:54Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I have one. Um, but I don't know if it's a thing? And I don't think it is. But at the time, I was a little like, what the fuck? Right? So, um, I saw Seth Green at the Comedy Store.

• 1:06:07Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:06:08Bobby Lee?

  And we had a love fest. I hadn't seen him in 20 years. You know Seth Green?

• 1:06:12Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 1:06:12Bobby Lee?

  Right. And then, I went to Comic Con and I ran into him. And he was talking to somebody and I, and I saw him and he was very, kinda standoffish a little bit. He's like, hey man. And then, you know what I mean, and I, and I walk by, and also, I was wandering, I was at the, um, entertainment, and I was at the variety party or something, you know, the mag, you know, and so it's like, all the Wolverine, the movies there, all of the, you know, I mean, the good movies, you know, are coming out, right? And I'm kind of, I don't know why, I'm invited, I'm invited, of course, you know? And I, I didn't see anybody, so I go, they're sad, I could at least pretend, you know what I mean, and I went, you know, and he went, bye. You know? But I think he was high, because then I ran into him a couple of weeks after that, it was so weird, I ran into him so,

• 1:06:56Bobby Lee?

  and he was super cool, so I don't know, maybe it was in my mind.

• 1:06:58Speaker 04

  Hmm, that's a hundred percent in your mind.

• 1:07:00Bobby Lee?

  I think so too.

• 1:07:01Speaker 04

  That's it, that's the only people you have hate? You're not a real Korean, then you gotta have.

• 1:07:04Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, I'm trying to think. Yeah, yeah, yeah, let me think, let me think, let me think. Do I have anything, anyone right now that's on my fucking shit list?

• 1:07:12Speaker 04

  You know what that means?

• 1:07:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:13Speaker 04

  Means you've grown.

• 1:07:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't think I have, I don't have any, do you have any?

• 1:07:16Speaker 04

  Oh, God, so many.

• 1:07:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, give me one.

• 1:07:17Speaker 04

  Give us one. Oh, I've, I've talked about this multiple times, there's a guy that stole money from my first business that I opened, it was a soft-serve joint. Last time I saw him, I told him that if I, if you ever see me in public, you have to walk the other way, because you know, I'll fucking kill you, like, literally.

• 1:07:30Bobby Lee?

  Wow, how much money? How much money?

• 1:07:32Speaker 04

  Uh, in tot- in totality, so basically what he was doing, he took our company credit card, and he was funding his side business with the funds that we were making with our store. And he's a kind of a fucking idiot, because we have access to the fucking credit card.

• 1:07:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:44Speaker 04

  And he did it once, and already I didn't like that, and you know, he did it two or three more times, he goes, oh, I keep making this mistake, it's like, it's not a fucking mistake. You're funding your shit with our stuff, and he just kept spending the money, and eventually, we just didn't have any money at all, and just, you know, it just went to him. And so, long story short with that, he basically had to leave our business, and so, last time I saw him, I was just like, if you see me in public, you gotta walk the other way. Because we were friends, we were buddy buddies.

• 1:08:10Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:08:10Speaker 04

  That's even worse.

• 1:08:11Bobby Lee?

  Exactly. You can't forgive him?

• 1:08:12Speaker 04

  Absolutely not. Really? If he came and he did like Kunjartly, if he bowed down. My head to the floor, like.

• 1:08:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean. Put a mat down, candles.

• 1:08:22Speaker 04

  Knee pads, knee pads.

• 1:08:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:08:24Speaker 04

  He's a little older now.

• 1:08:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's a little.

• 1:08:26Speaker 00

  Well, racing.

• 1:08:28Speaker 04

  This was a very long time.

• 1:08:29Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:08:29Speaker 04

  Well, if somebody's bowing, well, if he's bowing down with his face, that's perfect. I could stomp it faster. Then I could just light him on fire. But seriously, seriously, even that big of a gesture, you, you don't think you can? It doesn't fucking matter. I'll fucking kill him. Wow, it's that deep.

• 1:08:40Bobby Lee?

  What if he paid you back?

• 1:08:41Speaker 04

  The last time I saw him.

• 1:08:42Bobby Lee?

  What if he paid you back?

• 1:08:43Speaker 04

  I don't give a fuck. With interest, with interest. It doesn't matter. It's not about the money.

• 1:08:46Bobby Lee?

  Oh, dude, you're too Korean, I'm off.

• 1:08:48Speaker 04

  Principle. I don't, it's the principle. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't give a fuck. You could give me money. It does, well, how much money? Well, how much does he owe you? Hmm, I would say in total, all of us, probably about eighty grand. Hundred sixty, double. Nah, it has to be in the millions. Wow.

• 1:09:03Speaker 00

  How would you kill him?

• 1:09:05Speaker 04

  I mean, I'm. Yeah.

• 1:09:07Bobby Lee?

  He's not a murderer.

• 1:09:08Speaker 04

  No. I don't know how, I mean, he's thought about, he's thought about it. I'd probably just punch his fucking face in until he can't breathe anymore.

• 1:09:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think you should let it go. You, there's too much anger. It's in your body. It's gonna turn into something else.

• 1:09:17Speaker 04

  I mean, I would, but nah. I fucking hate it. How else does you get, get up?

• 1:09:23Bobby Lee?

  You have one?

• 1:09:24Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, give me one.

• 1:09:25Speaker 04

  There was this guy in Chicago.

• 1:09:27Bobby Lee?

  Cause I thought of a new one, but I wanted to do it.

• 1:09:28Speaker 04

  Oh, did you? Mine's really simple. He's, he was this, uh, young improv guy, very, very tall, but he was good at improv. Like, really, he was like the.

• 1:09:37Bobby Lee?

  Oh, one of those. White guy, white?

• 1:09:38Speaker 04

  White guy, tall, good looking.

• 1:09:40Bobby Lee?

  The tall whites are so good at improv.

• 1:09:41Speaker 04

  He's nineteen, so he's like a phenom.

• 1:09:43Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:09:43Speaker 04

  And I get there, I'm like, you know, fat and thirty, you know, and I'm like, I'm gonna try improv. And he's like, yeah, okay. Like this, like.

• 1:09:52Speaker 04

  Hey, buddy.

• 1:09:53Speaker 00

  He touched your head.

• 1:09:54Bobby Lee?

  I love it.

• 1:09:55Speaker 04

  He's like, hey, buddy, you'll get there. One day you'll get there.

• 1:09:58Speaker 00

  Damn, who is?

• 1:09:59Speaker 04

  Oh, I'll tell you after the pod.

• 1:10:00Bobby Lee?

  Dude, I can't even believe he still has a hand.

• 1:10:02Speaker 04

  Oh, let me tell you.

• 1:10:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:10:03Speaker 04

  He was so tall, I couldn't even reach it.

• 1:10:07Speaker 04

  I would've been like. Like, today's your lucky day. Like Kevin Hart, like, ah!

• 1:10:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, wow.

• 1:10:13Speaker 04

  He was really tall and good looking. And now.

• 1:10:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:16Speaker 04

  The worst part is, he's doing so well.

• 1:10:19Speaker 00

  Is he on SNL?

• 1:10:20Speaker 04

  He's do, he, he doesn't even need to be on SNL.

• 1:10:23Bobby Lee?

  That's how big, bigger than that.

• 1:10:24Speaker 04

  Big.

• 1:10:25Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:10:25Speaker 04

  I'm not, I'm not saying.

• 1:10:26Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you will be, we'll bleep it.

• 1:10:27Speaker 04

  White guy, tall.

• 1:10:28Bobby Lee?

  We'll bleep it.

• 1:10:28Speaker 04

  No, no, you're not gonna bleep it. I'm not.

• 1:10:30Speaker 00

  We'll bleep it.

• 1:10:31Speaker 04

  You'll bleep it?

• 1:10:31Bobby Lee?

  We'll bleep it.

• 1:10:32Speaker 04

  You're gonna forget.

• 1:10:32Bobby Lee?

  Dude, don't, I swear to God, we're gonna bleep it. But cover your mouth.

• 1:10:37Bobby Lee?

  Oh, interesting.

• 1:10:39Speaker 04

  I don't think I could ever let that go.

• 1:10:41Bobby Lee?

  Yo, I couldn't let that go.

• 1:10:43Speaker 04

  That, this is the only reason I'm still in Hollywood.

• 1:10:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:10:45Speaker 04

  Because I, I wanna, this is the only reason our show is gonna sell. Because I want him to, to come like begging.

• 1:10:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:10:53Speaker 04

  You know what I mean?

• 1:10:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:54Speaker 04

  Can I get a guest star? You know, like just a, because his, he, his, he did some, in my mind, that did some bad drugs or something.

• 1:11:01Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so this is.

• 1:11:02Speaker 04

  And he's on a.

• 1:11:03Bobby Lee?

  You do revenge fantasies?

• 1:11:04Speaker 04

  Oh, my god.

• 1:11:05Bobby Lee?

  We're, we're good at, Koreans are good at revenge fantasies, FYI.

• 1:11:08Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:11:09Bobby Lee?

  We lay in bed and think about what we're gonna do.

• 1:11:11Speaker 04

  I do think that we are motivated by proving people wrong that don't exist.

• 1:11:15Bobby Lee?

  That's what exactly.

• 1:11:16Speaker 04

  Our ancestors. Cause I do that a lot too.

• 1:11:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's exactly what it is.

• 1:11:18Speaker 04

  Cause my manager was like, why do you keep saying to yourself, it's like, oh, these motherfuckers think I can't do it? He's like, who are these people? Who? I'm like, I don't know.

• 1:11:26Speaker 04

  I don't know.

• 1:11:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. We do that all, it's unhealthy.

• 1:11:29Speaker 04

  Yeah, but.

• 1:11:30Bobby Lee?

  It's in our blood, though. It's, I, I love revenge fantasies. I'm gonna do this, I wanna do this.

• 1:11:34Speaker 04

  Oh, are you ever in the shower?

• 1:11:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, oh, yeah.

• 1:11:36Speaker 04

  You ever in the shower, it's like, yeah.

• 1:11:39Bobby Lee?

  I've done that, I've done that.

• 1:11:40Speaker 04

  Just have dialogue?

• 1:11:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I, I'll, in my mind, be walking through the Grove.

• 1:11:45Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:11:46Bobby Lee?

  Thinking of a scenario, and then I'll actually outwardly.

• 1:11:49Speaker 04

  Say it.

• 1:11:50Bobby Lee?

  Say it, like, fucking ass. And people go, and people walk by, what the, you know what I mean?

• 1:11:55Speaker 04

  Why'd you make me do that?

• 1:11:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll like, say it out loud in a scenario in my head.

• 1:12:00Speaker 04

  We're crazy.

• 1:12:00Bobby Lee?

  As a, we're crazy, we.

• 1:12:01Speaker 04

  There's some of that on TMZ somewhere, dude.

• 1:12:04Bobby Lee?

  Don't touch me!

• 1:12:05Speaker 04

  True, the other day I was in the car and I started thinking about, I, you know, I miss my mom and my ma, and I was like, if something happened to her, and you know, like, and I'm thinking about she's alone and like, people are taking advantage of old people these days.

• 1:12:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:12:17Speaker 04

  And I'm like, oh, someone took advantage of her and she got sick and she couldn't pay the bills, and I started crying in the car. Started shaking.

• 1:12:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:12:24Speaker 04

  And I was, no, apropos to nothing.

• 1:12:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:12:27Speaker 04

  Nothing was happening, I'm just like, getting myself riled up just so that I can feel something. Are you super close to your mom? A little too close, like Mama's boy. Oh, okay, okay. Yeah, where I ha, I have like, uh, revenge fantasies of her getting murdered.

• 1:12:40Bobby Lee?

  What? Oh.

• 1:12:42Speaker 04

  Cause I wanna feel righteous.

• 1:12:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you really need help. You really need help.

• 1:12:45Speaker 04

  I do. It's like gay boy stuff. It really is. It's like, "엄마!" You know? Mom's super supportive of you coming out? Not at first. She, you know where I took her? B C D? Changdong. You know B C D? You must really hate her. No. Why? Well, I took her there because I knew she was gonna cry, so I was like, "너무 배워."

• 1:13:09Speaker 04

  "보통 믿겠는데."

• 1:13:12Speaker 04

  So, uh, I took her to B C D and she started like convulsing. Oh. It was bad. And then like three, a couple of weeks later, she came around, but like, uh, the first was very bad. Was it, did you grow up in a Christian household? Mm-hmm, evangelical. Oh, that's why. Yeah, yeah. Like, I was out there with signs, like. Oh, for real? Yeah, gays are going to hell.

• 1:13:29Speaker 00

  Protest yourself?

• 1:13:30Speaker 04

  But I'm gay! I'm like, gays are going to hell. I'm going to hell! I'm going to hell! I'm going to hell!

• 1:13:38Speaker 04

  Anyone else wanna go to hell with me? Back in this alley right quick? You must have confused so many people out there. Oh, I did. You're going to hell, it's like... No, but I was like, I was really good at being in the closet, though. Oh, for real? Yeah, just masking it out, like being all... Wait, wait, wait.

• 1:13:52Speaker 00

  Hey, let me hear your mask.

• 1:13:53Speaker 04

  Yeah, did you talk like this when you were in the closet? What do you mean, like this?

• 1:13:56Bobby Lee?

  Like this.

• 1:13:57Speaker 04

  Uh, I, no, I guess like in high school, I tried to lower my register. Let me see your, like, your... Alright, let's do another scene. That's an area, scenario. Hetero, hetero. You guys are straight now. You're straight? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then, let's say we're gay and we're hanging out, and then a straight people are coming, and then, "Watch me code switch." Oh, that's good! So you and David are gay.

• 1:14:14Speaker 00

  Hey, gals!

• 1:14:14Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, anyway, that dress...

• 1:14:17Speaker 04

  Wait, why aren't you talking to him?

• 1:14:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm gonna get, the dress that Felipe was wearing last night was out of this world, like where...

• 1:14:24Speaker 05

  Um, excuse me?

• 1:14:25Bobby Lee?

  Too soon, like, can we play the scene?

• 1:14:27Speaker 00

  Bobby's, I wanna be gay longer. I wanna be gay longer!

• 1:14:32Speaker 04

  And action.

• 1:14:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:35Speaker 04

  Felipe, Felipe.

• 1:14:35Bobby Lee?

  Felipe, and then Antonio shows up, right? He's got that ballon chain.

• 1:14:39Speaker 04

  Ayy.

• 1:14:40Bobby Lee?

  On his face. It's not even Halloween, what the fuck is going on here?

• 1:14:41Speaker 04

  What the fuck?

• 1:14:42Bobby Lee?

  Right, why is he wearing a ballon chain?

• 1:14:44Speaker 04

  He's so much, he just wants validation.

• 1:14:46Bobby Lee?

  That's what it is.

• 1:14:46Speaker 04

  Yeah, he's always...

• 1:14:47Bobby Lee?

  He's so damaged. Like, he's a parent. What about you, Raul?

• 1:14:50Speaker 04

  I'm gay.

• 1:14:51Bobby Lee?

  I know, I know, I know, Raul, okay, but what's going on right now?

• 1:14:54Speaker 04

  I just didn't know if you guys knew I was out, you know, I'm fucking... Yes!

• 1:14:57Bobby Lee?

  Well, I feel gay too, I just feel so gay.

• 1:14:59Speaker 04

  You feel gay or are you gay? Because you're fucking flaming.

• 1:15:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm still flaming gay, that is, it's like...

• 1:15:03Speaker 04

  But you could do something about this outfit, because everybody thinks you're straight by the way you dress.

• 1:15:06Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my god.

• 1:15:07Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:15:07Bobby Lee?

  Okay, you, Raul.

• 1:15:09Speaker 03

  Yo, yo, yo, P, my dog, you slime dog.

• 1:15:12Speaker 04

  What's up, dog?

• 1:15:13Speaker 03

  Man, what's up?

• 1:15:14Speaker 04

  Hey, yo, what up?

• 1:15:14Speaker 03

  You be pounding ass or what?

• 1:15:15Speaker 04

  Yeah, totally.

• 1:15:16Speaker 03

  Okay, I'm my dude.

• 1:15:17Speaker 04

  This is my friend right here. Yeah, hi, what's up? Hey.

• 1:15:23Speaker 04

  You know how you know if a man is gay? That pussy's wet, bro. That's about as gay as you can fucking get, dude. I love the way pussy feels. You became more gay. Yo, I love it. No, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not good. It wasn't a great job, but like, you know. But in high school, we all were, um, we all were virgins in high school. I don't know if you grew up like the Koreans, like, we were all like going to church. They're all slime dogs, they are. You, oh, so you, you were with like the- Sacramento man. And when did you lose it? I lost my virgin when I was eighteen. I was late. Okay. Than everybody else. Seventeen for me. Seventeen? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, nineteen for me. Yeah. To a girl. To a girl. A majority of my friends lost their virginity when they were like fourteen, thirteen. Oh, wow. That's so young. Yeah, I mean, I, at the time, I thought they were making fun of me because I was-

• 1:16:08Speaker 04

  I was the last one to lose my virginity. They were making, they were calling me gay all the time. Wow, yeah. My friend's dad thought I was gay because he, because I didn't lose my virginity yet. Yeah, he's like, you want me to fuck you? He was fucking Filipino. And he would just like, David, you don't like puss puss? Puss puss? Like pussy, you don't like pussy? No. Yeah, so he would always roast me. Yo, a Korean that would never say that. Oh, a hundred percent, but- That's crazy. Filipino people would be fucking, dude. Jules like- But when you were nineteen, how did you get hard? What do you mean? Oh, what a weird- I was hard all the time.

• 1:16:42Speaker 05

  Did you like having sex with the girl?

• 1:16:43Speaker 04

  Wait, wait, I'm so sorry, I'm so, I'm sorry. Oh, wait, hold up. I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, may I ask you? What? How was that offensive? What do you mean? Why, why, what do you, why can't I get hard? You, you, you, but you're gay. Or you're bisexual? I'm sorry, I'm so confused. What do you mean? But you, you lost your virginity to a woman at nineteen, right? Just, it doesn't mean, it doesn't mean you can't- Am I, okay, am I? You can't get hard. This was on nineteen, not on with a woman. That was, that was the conversation. Oh, okay, okay, okay. Oh, at nineteen, how did I get hard? With a woman. Oh, with a woman. Gotta say that. With a woman. With a woman. Wait, wait, what do you think I meant? No, what you said was, how did you get hard when you were nineteen? Yeah, you did. You know, you can-

• 1:17:29Speaker 04

  Okay, I got it now, I got it now, I got it. We're all on the same page. But it doesn't mean that, just because you're gay doesn't mean that like, especially because I was trying not to be gay, so I was like, let me try this and see if this is something that I can pretend to do for a long time, and I did it once when I was 19. It was horrifying, and... Did you come? I did come. Do you know, you don't know the story? No. Can I tell the story? Yeah, tell me. Please. I was dating this girl who was a pastor's kid. PK? Yeah. The biggest sluts ever. Yes, right? Yeah. Okay, so, she had a, um, she went to a different high school than mine, but in high school she had a nickname, the De-Virginator. Oh my god. Because she de-virginated all these Korean kids.

• 1:18:12Speaker 04

  Like, Korean Christian kids. She was Korean too. And she, and that was like a point of pride. I never ran into the De-Virginator. Bobby's like, "Where are you?" Not one time! I've been out in the forest looking for the De-Virginator. That's so funny. Never saw her. I've heard of this story about a De-Virginator. I've been in the forest looking for her. Have you heard tale of the De-Virginator? She just comes out, "I'm the De-Virginator." I know. Finally! The chopper. Anyway. Lucky you, so anyway. So I knew that, and like, being the closeted kid, I just wanted to be her best friend. You know what I mean? Like, oh, this is the De-Virginator, she's the sluttiest one, and she's so fun, and we could talk about boys, so like, we were just hanging out all the time.

• 1:18:52Speaker 04

  And then, she started getting, being interested in my dorm mate, and then, that, who I was in love with. And I was like, "Oh, wait, don't date him." And she was like, "Why?" And I, literally, I did not know what else to say. I was like, "'Cause I'm into you." And she was like, "I'm into you too." And I was like, "No, no." Wow! Yeah, so like, we started dating. Wow! But, she was, she told me she was trying to make me jealous with my dorm mate, so I was like, "Oh my god, this backfired on me, right?" So the whole time I'm thinking like, she's gonna want to de-virginate me, obviously. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm getting scared and scared, and then I go, "Okay, okay, how do I do this?" And then she goes, "Well, I have a rule,

• 1:19:37Speaker 04

  where, you know, I might be slutty, but I own my sluttiness, so I wait three months when I date a guy before we have sex." So I was like, "Okay, I'll date her for like..." Two and a half months, yeah, and then I'll be like, I can't do this, and then go. So that I gave it a try and she stuck to her integrity.

• 1:19:55Bobby Lee?

  And at this point in your life, you knew you were gay?

• 1:19:57Speaker 04

  I knew I was hiding something, because I was watching like gay porn, you know, in the dark.

• 1:20:00Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 1:20:01Speaker 04

  So, and then like clearing my cache every day. That's definitely something.

• 1:20:05Bobby Lee?

  So ominous in the dark, watching gay porn, oh my god.

• 1:20:08Speaker 04

  So, you know, fast forward to two weeks later, we come back from spring break and she's on my bed in the dorm and I'm like, what's going on? And she's like, let's get cozy. And I'm like, it's been two weeks. And she's like, yeah, but whatever, you know?

• 1:20:20Bobby Lee?

  What's, what's her name?

• 1:20:21Speaker 04

  I don't want, no, no, no.

• 1:20:23Bobby Lee?

  Esther Kim, whatever. Eunice Park.

• 1:20:27Speaker 04

  But anyway, um, she, she, um, started getting closer and I was like, okay, I have to throw her off. So I'm gonna put on the, the thing that I think is the least sexiest thing. So I put on The Little Mermaid. My favorite song. Yeah, and she, she's like, let's turn off the lights. And I'm like, why? Why?

• 1:20:43Bobby Lee?

  It's gonna work.

• 1:20:45Speaker 04

  No.

• 1:20:48Bobby Lee?

  That one, that sounds so funny.

• 1:20:50Speaker 04

  She's like, this thing, girl.

• 1:20:54Bobby Lee?

  It's so funny, go ahead.

• 1:20:56Speaker 04

  I love it. Uh, uh, so we're watching and then before it even gets to the halfway point, yeah, that song comes out like.

• 1:21:09Speaker 04

  And at that point, she's like, starting to like go down.

• 1:21:11Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god, oh geez.

• 1:21:13Speaker 04

  You know, that's the first time, imagine the first time a hand has ever touched your coochie. Right? Like, bing, right away.

• 1:21:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:21:19Speaker 04

  No matter what.

• 1:21:20Bobby Lee?

  No matter what, yeah, yeah.

• 1:21:21Speaker 04

  You're like, oh, and she's like, okay, and I'm like.

• 1:21:22Bobby Lee?

  It could be a Wolverine or a honey badger.

• 1:21:24Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah. It could be sad, weird.

• 1:21:29Bobby Lee?

  Stop going on!

• 1:21:35Speaker 04

  And so, I'm like, oh my god. And then she, she goes, let me take care of this. And she starts going down on me.

• 1:21:40Bobby Lee?

  Whoa.

• 1:21:41Speaker 04

  And I was like, oh my god, no. And then.

• 1:21:43Bobby Lee?

  You, what, no, no, you weren't saying that out loud, in your head?

• 1:21:45Speaker 04

  I, I, in my head, I'm going, oh my god.

• 1:21:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:21:47Speaker 04

  Because I don't know what to do. It feels good, but I don't want it, you know, it's like.

• 1:21:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:21:53Speaker 04

  And then, uh, I go, what about your three month rule? She goes, fuck the rules. Oh. And then she takes off her panties. Hot dude. Hot. Just goes fucking hot. I love her. Hot. And we, she, she's on the bed and I go, okay. And she takes off my pants and we, we, we try to do it, but I can't like get it in. I don't know where it is. Oh, that's everybody. You know what I mean? I'm like, is it here? Is it here? That's not everybody. Oh. Oh, yeah, me neither. I know that.

• 1:22:21Speaker 04

  I, I always knew. Just kidding. So I was like, ah, this. And then she was like, ah, forget, she got frustrated. So she spins me over. Damn, this bitch crazy. Hot girl move, right? And I'm on my back like this. Yeah, yeah. He gets on top of me. Yeah. And starts riding me. And I go. No condom? No condom.

• 1:22:36Speaker 05

  What?

• 1:22:36Speaker 04

  And then she goes, because, oh, I forgot to tell you this. She was born without a uterus. What? So you could just nut in her? That, that was her thing. That's why she was the diver. No wonder she's the diver. Dude, she's a unicorn. She was a uterus, uterus corn. One in a billion. Where is she now? I want to know. Yeah, what is her name? No. So she, she was very like exciting, but also like, oh, and then she gets on top of me and I, I, before I could even think, I go, oh, look at him. She's like, you can come inside me. And I go, oh, and I caught every. Oh my, everywhere inside or outside? Inside. Okay, okay. Dude.

• 1:23:12Speaker 00

  That could have scared, that would have scared me, dude.

• 1:23:14Speaker 04

  And I would, I was like this, like the whole time I'm empty. I'm shriveled like a raisin. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then she jumps off of me. Yeah. Stamps my chest with her puss puss. And I'm like, what? She marked you. With your own come. Down to my ears and she goes, that's my finishing move and I'm the divergenator.

• 1:23:33Speaker 00

  She says that line?

• 1:23:34Speaker 04

  Says that line.

• 1:23:36Speaker 00

  A pastor's kid?

• 1:23:37Speaker 04

  Yeah. And I was like, oh. Is she, is she like in prison now? Cause this is a Batman villain. For real?

• 1:23:44Speaker 00

  No, really?

• 1:23:44Speaker 04

  Asian Harley Quinn or something. She goes, that's my sign. She puts a pussy stamp on your chest. What a fucking weirdo. Animal. Yeah. Wow, hot. I love it. If it was a guy, I'd be like, fuck, let's go. Oh, really? With that and not started with that shit. I'd have been like, hey, get the fuck out of here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. How are you talking about?

• 1:24:00Speaker 00

  And get me a Kleenex.

• 1:24:03Speaker 04

  That's the craziest story. Is that the one and only time it had, I mean, eh? No, so that was so traumatized from that, like. I didn't have sex for seven years. Whoa. Till twenty-five. Wow.

• 1:24:14Bobby Lee?

  And to another girl, another girl at twenty-five?

• 1:24:16Speaker 04

  Uh, yeah, the last girl.

• 1:24:18Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so tell me about that one.

• 1:24:20Speaker 04

  It was, she was great, like, we almost, uh, this is the time where I was like, it's so great that like, I have to come out. You know what I mean? Where it's like, there's nothing wrong, everything's great, we get along, she thinks I'm funny, I think she's hot, I think she's smart, like, everything's great, we could build a family, what's wrong? Oh yeah, duh, I'm gay, what the fuck are you doing? So like, you know, I, you know, being uh, from the church, like, I just kept thinking I could figure it out, you know, like, pray the gay away, basically. Yeah. But, um, it just took a while for me to be like, yeah, I guess everything's perfect and I'm still sad, so something's gotta change.

• 1:24:56Bobby Lee?

  Damn, you really committed to trying not to be gay for so long.

• 1:25:00Speaker 04

  So long.

• 1:25:01Bobby Lee?

  That must've been rough, dude.

• 1:25:02Speaker 04

  It was rough, and then it got, like, it got easy because I just like, would go out and be wingman for my friends.

• 1:25:07Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay.

• 1:25:08Speaker 04

  And they would love it, cuz I was like the clown that would drink and get drunk and be like, "Hey, girls, meet my friend", and I would dance and be the idiot, so like, no one even thought to like, think of me as the gay guy, they were like, oh, he's the fun, like, drunk, why, what's that face?

• 1:25:25Bobby Lee?

  I just wouldn't. Like, if we were going out, you're not going out with us, like that.

• 1:25:31Bobby Lee?

  That's not, that's not gonna work for us.

• 1:25:33Speaker 04

  Why?

• 1:25:33Bobby Lee?

  It's too much.

• 1:25:34Speaker 04

  Why? Can I see, how, how would you flirt?

• 1:25:39Bobby Lee?

  Stop doing this.

• 1:25:39Speaker 04

  Yeah, how do you flirt?

• 1:25:40Bobby Lee?

  What are you talking about?

• 1:25:41Speaker 04

  Like, high school bonding.

• 1:25:41Bobby Lee?

  No, because I, I don't, I, I've been in a relationship for ten years, so I don't have to flirt anymore, I don't know what the fuck that is.

• 1:25:46Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:25:47Bobby Lee?

  So, cuz you're, you're single, so how would you flirt?

• 1:25:52Bobby Lee?

  Well, I mean, the, I mean, the, I, I, I mean, I, I'm trying to think of something comedic to say, you know what I mean, when you asked me that? So you. And I can only be for real.

• 1:25:59Speaker 04

  Yeah, what is it for real?

• 1:26:01Bobby Lee?

  Well, I have certain telltale signs.

• 1:26:04Speaker 04

  Moves.

• 1:26:05Bobby Lee?

  Moves, so if we're sitting there right now, and I, and I go, you know what I mean, like this?

• 1:26:09Speaker 04

  Ooh, they're very soft hands.

• 1:26:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, if they, if they do this, that's not good.

• 1:26:13Speaker 04

  Yeah. Typically, yes.

• 1:26:16Speaker 04

  Well, your first move is just to go for the hand grab.

• 1:26:19Bobby Lee?

  No, like, no, not, we're in a conversation, right? Let's say I'm gonna say a joke.

• 1:26:23Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:26:23Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna just do the last line of a joke.

• 1:26:25Speaker 04

  Okay, I'll laugh.

• 1:26:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and the turquoise went, zama zama zoom zoom.

• 1:26:28Speaker 04

  Oh my god, you're so funny. Wow. Wow.

• 1:26:31Bobby Lee?

  Also, well, you didn't laugh, though. We have to laugh now. I mean, yeah, the turquoise went zama zama zoom zoom.

• 1:26:38Speaker 04

  Why'd you hit me?

• 1:26:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, right.

• 1:26:40Speaker 04

  Ouch. She's just like, my hand's broken.

• 1:26:42Bobby Lee?

  And then I also, if they, like, if they don't touch me at all, like, like even an arm or anything that, and they're, they're kind of distant physically, to me, that's a red flag, too.

• 1:26:53Speaker 04

  Oh, you, you, you make sure that you read body language?

• 1:26:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, body language. It's also what they're saying, you know what I mean? I mean, I'm very in tune about it, you know? And then sometimes, if they're super hot, I'm like, ah, let's, you know what I mean? Do other tests, you know what I mean?

• 1:27:07Speaker 04

  Other tests?

• 1:27:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because, like, they don't give me, like, the initial thing, so I, in my mind, I try to convince myself, oh, they might still like you, you know what I mean? You know what I mean? We'll get, let's do it another night.

• 1:27:17Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 1:27:17Bobby Lee?

  Let's give it another night, right? And then, at the second night, you're like, I don't think this is gonna-

• 1:27:20Speaker 04

  That's so much thinking. God, dude, that's so- Me too. I, that's why I love being gay, cuz it's so not complicated.

• 1:27:30Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:27:31Speaker 04

  It's so straight up. It's either, like, we're fucking or we're not. Oh, cuz it's still a guy. Guys are still guys. And most of the time, it's just like, help me get this out.

• 1:27:42Bobby Lee?

  Oh, it's like a French-

• 1:27:43Speaker 04

  It's a friendship.

• 1:27:43Bobby Lee?

  It's a friendship, almost.

• 1:27:44Speaker 04

  It's like, can you give me a hand, please?

• 1:27:46Speaker 05

  What?

• 1:27:46Speaker 04

  Job.

• 1:27:47Bobby Lee?

  That's so great.

• 1:27:48Speaker 04

  It's cuz, oh- No emotion, no emotion. Yeah, it's very different than lesbian or, like, girl queer, cuz it's a lot of, like, feeling safe and feeling like, we're, you know, we-

• 1:27:57Bobby Lee?

  Cuz bitches be bitches. Like, imagine, imagine if I was like-

• 1:28:00Speaker 04

  Guys are still guys. Yeah.

• 1:28:02Bobby Lee?

  If I was with Whitney Cummings, I'd go, hey dude, you gotta help me out. I'm, like, clogged up.

• 1:28:05Speaker 04

  That would sound crazy to say that.

• 1:28:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, she'd be like, excuse me?

• 1:28:07Speaker 04

  You think she would do it?

• 1:28:08Bobby Lee?

  I'm clogged up, let me stick it in a couple, I'll do it the four pumps.

• 1:28:11Speaker 04

  Yeah, can you just be a bro?

• 1:28:12Bobby Lee?

  There's no way that would happen.

• 1:28:14Speaker 04

  Yeah, that, that is how it happens, pretty much.

• 1:28:16Bobby Lee?

  That's insane.

• 1:28:17Speaker 04

  Try it again with, uh, Peter.

• 1:28:18Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 1:28:19Speaker 04

  Like, do the thing you would say to Whitney Cummings, like, how easy this is.

• 1:28:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, oh, yeah. Yo, Peter, yeah, so I'm just a little stiff, like, I'm like, I'm clogged down.

• 1:28:26Speaker 04

  Oh, okay.

• 1:28:32Speaker 04

  My guy, my guy.

• 1:28:36Speaker 04

  What great insight. Yeah, it's community building. You gotta help each other out.

• 1:28:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, see, they don't do that in our world.

• 1:28:43Speaker 04

  You have to, we have to like giggle our way into pussy. Like, it's a lot of work. It's a lot of work. Yeah, but, I mean, but would it work?

• 1:28:49Bobby Lee?

  Let's say you're with somebody, like I was with like, you know, a 300-pound female comic. Right? And she was like, "Hey, I just need to, I need to like, get some stress out. Can you, can you just fuck me real quick?" I don't think we would do it.

• 1:29:03Speaker 04

  How tall is she, though? What if she's like 6'7"?

• 1:29:05Bobby Lee?

  4'3".

• 1:29:07Speaker 04

  4'3", 300 pounds? Yeah, yeah. Well, that's different. You would be in a hospital at the end of it. She would crush you. You're saying you can't just like get it up for any woman?

• 1:29:14Bobby Lee?

  That's what I'm saying.

• 1:29:14Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah. For any woman.

• 1:29:16Bobby Lee?

  You know, it's funny, I-

• 1:29:17Speaker 04

  It's very looks-involved.

• 1:29:18Bobby Lee?

  It's funny, my therapist said, I was telling her like, I don't want to talk about this anymore, because, anyway.

• 1:29:28Speaker 04

  This episode's gonna be 15 minutes.

• 1:29:30Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no, it's not.

• 1:29:31Speaker 04

  Hey, Dave.

• 1:29:31Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so, what, go ahead.

• 1:29:34Speaker 04

  What's your question?

• 1:29:35Speaker 03

  I didn't lose, believe it or not, I didn't lose my virginity until I was 23.

• 1:29:39Speaker 04

  Oh, really? Oh, yeah. Yeah, see, that's what I'm saying.

• 1:29:41Speaker 03

  When you said 18 is late.

• 1:29:42Speaker 04

  Well, for my friends, like, I don't think it's late at all. You know what I mean? But to them, they made me feel like it was like, because they were fucking, this is junior high. Yeah. So like, when you're gonna, if you're the odd person now, they always make you feel weird, right? So like, when I lost my virginity, they're like, "Oh, you're fucking one of us now." But it's like, "Oh, I thought I was like 4 years late." And I remember saying this like on a video years ago, and then they're like, "Nah, that's not late." I was like, "Okay, I'm not the crazy one then. They were just fucking horn dogs." Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, okay. And it's also like generational, like you guys are younger. I feel like young people aren't really fucking like that, right? Or is that, is that something I'm hearing?

• 1:30:15Speaker 05

  I lost mine at 14.

• 1:30:17Speaker 04

  Oh, nice! One of us! It's a cool girl.

• 1:30:22Speaker 03

  I mean, I, I wanted to have sex, but it just never happened.

• 1:30:25Speaker 04

  It didn't happen?

• 1:30:26Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:30:27Speaker 04

  Yeah. But when it happened, were you like? Were you, were you doing comedy when it happened?

• 1:30:30Speaker 03

  No. I was working-

• 1:30:32Speaker 04

  Oh, you do comedy?

• 1:30:33Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:30:33Speaker 04

  Oh, that's great. That'll help. That'll help? He's looking at him. Yeah, that's gonna help. Yeah, it'll help more than any other profession.

• 1:30:41Speaker 03

  At the time.

• 1:30:42Speaker 04

  Okay, where do you work now?

• 1:30:44Speaker 03

  I do stand-up comedy.

• 1:30:46Speaker 04

  He opens up for Ralph, does his- Ralph Balboza's guy. Oh, shit, that's amazing. Good for you. But he also does-

• 1:30:51Speaker 03

  Oh, I do this too.

• 1:30:52Speaker 04

  A lot. Oh, yeah, yeah. Cool. Anyway, uh- Oh, sorry!

• 1:30:57Bobby Lee?

  Anywho.

• 1:30:58Speaker 00

  Happy Thanksgiving.

• 1:30:59Bobby Lee?

  Happy Thanksgiving, everybody. And I want to give Peter and David a round of applause for doing the podcast. It was a lot of fun. It's always fun with you two. It's so easy. Isn't it so easy with them?

• 1:31:11Speaker 00

  So easy. Koreans, man.

• 1:31:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you guys are, it's so easy to do it. I just have no, um. Anyway, um, anything to plug?

• 1:31:19Speaker 04

  Uh, MMA Podcast, The Casuals, MMA, my podcast Genius Brain. Other than that, that's about it. Oh, Secret Society has our fall launch. We just dropped that.

• 1:31:29Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, Peter.

• 1:31:30Speaker 04

  Hold on, hold on, hold on. I mean, come on, came here on a motherfucking Saturday.

• 1:31:34Speaker 00

  Gotta move merch.

• 1:31:37Speaker 04

  Secrets, S C R T S O C I E T Y, our fall collection just dropped. Fashion basics for everybody. Fucking fantastic. That's that shit right there.

• 1:31:45Speaker 00

  Hell, yeah.

• 1:31:45Speaker 04

  Amazing shit. Love this brand a lot. Genius Brain, every Sunday is at 12:00 PM. And then The Casuals, uh, MMA Podcast in the morning on Thursdays. Gilbert is also a part of that as well. He is our captain there.

• 1:31:56Speaker 00

  Sick. Peter, or David, you also might do some future comedy shows, right?

• 1:32:00Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:32:01Speaker 00

  We gotta get Bobby on there?

• 1:32:02Speaker 04

  I would love for Bobby and Peter to be on there. We have a Genius Brain, uh, show. We just sold out the first one, so we're planning to do another one in February. Oh, that's the best, man, you.

• 1:32:11Speaker 00

  Ice House.

• 1:32:12Speaker 04

  Yeah. Cool. Um, yeah, hi. I, you can find me, uh, Two Kims One Pod on my pod and.

• 1:32:19Bobby Lee?

  I've done that.

• 1:32:20Speaker 04

  Yeah. Oh, yeah, you got. And look out for, um, oh, eh, no, this is too early, so we'll, we'll talk about it next time. All right. That's it?

• 1:32:30Speaker 03

  Uh, the Fat Fish Podcast, me and Ralph.

• 1:32:34Speaker 04

  Ralph Barbosa.

• 1:32:35Speaker 03

  Well, yeah, Ralph Barbosa.

• 1:32:36Bobby Lee?

  Jules, nothing?

• 1:32:37Speaker 00

  Jules, promote something. Just find something.

• 1:32:38Bobby Lee?

  Find something to promote.

• 1:32:39Speaker 05

  Emotion.

• 1:32:41Speaker 00

  There you go. Emotion. There you go.

• 1:32:44Bobby Lee?

  Anyway.

• 1:32:44Speaker 00

  Bobby, anything to promote?

• 1:32:45Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:32:48Bobby Lee?

  But I'm probably, by the time this comes out, I'm probably in Australia. So come do see me in Australia.

• 1:32:54Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 1:32:54Bobby Lee?

  All right. Anyway, good. Thank you.

• 1:32:55Speaker 00

  Bye.

• 1:32:56Bobby Lee?

  Thank you.