Matan Even & Bobby’s 3 Dysfunctional Children

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• 1:25Speaker 01

  You guys need to ask, you guys need to ask a lot of questions.

• 1:28Speaker 00

  You need to ask a lot of questions.

• 1:30Speaker 02

  She's pretty.

• 1:31Speaker 01

  Thank you.

• 1:32Speaker 02

  He has a girlfriend.

• 1:36Speaker 01

  Thanks Bobby.

• 1:39Speaker 01

  Where did you guys meet?

• 1:41Speaker 02

  Tinder?

• 1:42Speaker 01

  No, no, no, no, at the church. Well, my mom, she's Christian, so she was like...

• 1:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm a Christian too, gut dog.

• 1:47Speaker 01

  Oh, that's good.

• 1:48Bobby Lee?

  Don't talk to me about the Lord.

• 1:49Speaker 01

  I'm not trying to...

• 1:50Bobby Lee?

  I know much about it. Ask me about the Holy Ghost, I know all about it.

• 1:53Speaker 01

  The 13 past ghosts?

• 1:55Bobby Lee?

  The 13 past ghosts of your ghost.

• 1:57Speaker 01

  The 13 ex-girlfriends past?

• 2:00Bobby Lee?

  What are you talking about? We gotta start, let's start over.

• 2:02Speaker 00

  He's been like this the whole...

• 2:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what's wrong with you? You didn't get sleep?

• 2:06Speaker 01

  No.

• 2:06Bobby Lee?

  Uh, why?

• 2:07Speaker 01

  I was out last night with her.

• 2:09Bobby Lee?

  She lives here?

• 2:09Speaker 00

  Oh, the way he said that too.

• 2:11Bobby Lee?

  When did you get in?

• 2:11Speaker 01

  I didn't get in. Today in the morning.

• 2:12Bobby Lee?

  Oh yeah?

• 2:13Speaker 01

  I threw up on Southwest airplane.

• 2:15Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 2:15Speaker 00

  Hey!

• 2:15Speaker 01

  I was hungover.

• 2:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you look haggard.

• 2:19Speaker 01

  Tired and hangar?

• 2:21Bobby Lee?

  Hangar?

• 2:21Speaker 01

  I mean tired and hunger?

• 2:25Bobby Lee?

  No, hangar.

• 2:25Speaker 01

  Hey.

• 2:27Bobby Lee?

  That's what I meant.

• 2:28Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 2:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 2:30Speaker 01

  How you been?

• 2:31Bobby Lee?

  How you been?

• 2:32Speaker 01

  How you been? Is that how it sound to you?

• 2:35Bobby Lee?

  I, listen dude, your confidence level right now is out of pocket, I love it.

• 2:38Speaker 01

  I just had sex, so.

• 2:41Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait.

• 2:43Speaker 04

  Bro.

• 2:44Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, you know what's so funny, you know guys that nor- normally don't get sex, they brag about it. They say it out loud.

• 2:51Speaker 04

  I remember, yeah, yeah.

• 2:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, like you've said it out loud?

• 2:53Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, I started like.

• 2:55Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, buddy.

• 2:56Speaker 04

  You know that.

• 2:56Bobby Lee?

  I had sex with my friends.

• 2:58Speaker 04

  What's that Lonely Island song, I remember one morning I just like texted that Lonely Island song to all my friends.

• 3:04Speaker 01

  Oh, I just had sex on a boat?

• 3:05Speaker 04

  I just had sex, yeah.

• 3:07Bobby Lee?

  So I, is it, no condom?

• 3:09Speaker 01

  No condom.

• 3:09Bobby Lee?

  You, please.

• 3:10Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 3:11Bobby Lee?

  We can't support.

• 3:12Speaker 01

  Safe sex here.

• 3:13Bobby Lee?

  We're not at that level right now with you.

• 3:14Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 3:15Speaker 02

  And then you ate her.

• 3:15Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 3:16Speaker 01

  Shoo, so aggressive.

• 3:17Bobby Lee?

  Christian.

• 3:18Speaker 01

  Christian.

• 3:18Bobby Lee?

  Think Christianity. Okay.

• 3:20Speaker 01

  He's missionary, so.

• 3:22Bobby Lee?

  Is that the only, I bet you're not good at doggy.

• 3:24Speaker 01

  No.

• 3:26Bobby Lee?

  You'd be so funny, oh, I, please, I would laugh so hard, can I, give me a sex tape? I would laugh so hard.

• 3:32Speaker 01

  No, Bobby doesn't need that.

• 3:33Bobby Lee?

  Amigo, amigo, amigo, por favor, please.

• 3:36Speaker 01

  I occasionally have.

• 3:37Bobby Lee?

  Oh, it would be so, oh, it would be my biggest, my birthday gift. Give me a tape, blow out her face, I don't care, just you doing doggy would be so funny to me. You're balancing, you know what I mean, you're sticking in the wrong hole.

• 3:52Speaker 01

  I never did.

• 3:53Bobby Lee?

  She probably turns around and goes, it's not in, and you're like, you already did fifteen pumps.

• 3:59Speaker 01

  Could you imagine?

• 4:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he did fifteen pumps, he's like, it's not in, he's like, oh, so, my bad.

• 4:04Speaker 01

  Oh, and I have ED too sometimes.

• 4:06Bobby Lee?

  What's that?

• 4:07Speaker 01

  Huh? Erecto diet functional.

• 4:09Bobby Lee?

  What, what? I don't know, I'm not a doctor. I'm not a doctor. Do you know what ED means?

• 4:15Speaker 01

  Uh, erecto.

• 4:16Bobby Lee?

  Dysfunctional?

• 4:17Speaker 01

  Dysfunctional.

• 4:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 4:19Speaker 01

  It means my dick don't work.

• 4:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I understand what it means, you know, I have the same thing.

• 4:23Speaker 01

  It's like whiskey.

• 4:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:25Speaker 02

  Do you take?

• 4:26Bobby Lee?

  That's why I'm on BlueChew.

• 4:28Speaker 01

  Is that ours?

• 4:29Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I would do, do we BlueChew?

• 4:31Speaker 04

  Own belly.

• 4:31Speaker 01

  BlueChew.

• 4:32Bobby Lee?

  Do we do BlueChew?

• 4:32Speaker 01

  Yeah, promo code belly.

• 4:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Um, I'm gonna take a couple of drugs with a cigarette.

• 4:37Speaker 01

  Yeah. Okay.

• 4:38Bobby Lee?

  Because it's like, this is stressing me out, you. You gotta get your mind back in order, dude, because we have a crazy one coming.

• 4:43Speaker 01

  I know.

• 4:43Bobby Lee?

  Have you met him?

• 4:44Speaker 01

  I've seen him on.

• 4:44Bobby Lee?

  He's crazy.

• 4:46Speaker 02

  Like bad crazy?

• 4:48Speaker 01

  I just had sex.

• 4:48Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 4:49Speaker 00

  He wants a high five, he wants a high five, man.

• 4:52Bobby Lee?

  Alright, give you a high five.

• 4:53Speaker 00

  Both of you, what do you know about Matan?

• 4:56Speaker 01

  Me?

• 4:56Speaker 00

  Yeah, just like a little couple of things.

• 4:58Speaker 01

  Matan, he's a troll.

• 5:01Speaker 02

  Matan, I don't know anything about him.

• 5:03Speaker 00

  I want you to ask questions about his like life.

• 5:06Speaker 02

  Life? What's his full name?

• 5:08Speaker 01

  Matan.

• 5:09Speaker 00

  Matan. It's kinda like when you say Beyonce.

• 5:13Speaker 04

  We need to keep him going with questions.

• 5:14Speaker 00

  That's, he's good with questions, so we have to always keep, like after he's done saying something, keep going off of it. It's easy, you got this. You were on dropouts.

• 5:23Speaker 02

  That's, that's different.

• 5:26Speaker 04

  Ask questions.

• 5:26Speaker 01

  Ask my Oreo speedwagon.

• 5:29Speaker 00

  Yeah, how about you, how about your first, that's your first question?

• 5:31Speaker 01

  Are you a speedwagon?

• 5:33Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 5:33Speaker 02

  He plays in that van?

• 5:35Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 5:36Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 5:39Speaker 00

  What was that? Did you burp?

• 5:41Speaker 02

  Snort.

• 5:43Speaker 00

  Snort.

• 5:45Speaker 02

  But how was the sex, I am in?

• 5:47Speaker 01

  It was good. I occasionally have good sex.

• 5:50Speaker 02

  With her? Occasionally, not all the time?

• 5:53Speaker 01

  One night stands, like occasionally, like I perform occasionally good. It's okay.

• 5:58Speaker 02

  That's nice.

• 5:58Speaker 01

  Something to brag to my mom about, but hey. Who's counting? Okay, um, no, it was good, she's cute, I like her, she's short, I like her, uh...

• 6:10Speaker 02

  How long have you been dating?

• 6:13Speaker 01

  We haven't even made it official.

• 6:14Speaker 02

  You said if she was your girlfriend?

• 6:16Speaker 01

  I like her to be my girlfriend.

• 6:18Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 6:19Speaker 01

  But I don't know when.

• 6:20Speaker 02

  You gotta plan it, you gotta make it nice.

• 6:22Speaker 01

  Like, I don't know how, I suck at this, I don't know how to like go in for the kiss whenever. Like, when's the first time, when's, when's a good time to kiss the person?

• 6:33Speaker 02

  I don't know, when you feel it?

• 6:36Speaker 01

  My friends tell me just grab her face and just...

• 6:38Speaker 02

  Yeah, I don't like it when they ask, it's weird. It's like, it makes it more awkward if you ask.

• 6:43Speaker 01

  That's me. I asked her. I asked her, hey...

• 6:47Speaker 02

  Well, I don't know.

• 6:48Speaker 01

  I was like, hey, do I, can I kiss you?

• 6:52Speaker 02

  It's cute like for the like first time and like a couple of first times but like

• 6:57Speaker 01

  After a while

• 6:57Speaker 02

  It keeps asking then it's like

• 6:59Speaker 01

  Hmm okay Do you know let me write that down I have a bunch of notes about sex and how to keep a girlfriend for ten days He just touched me hey have you ever watched Aaron Hernandez on FX? I turned that TV on and uh it was him and That was him and in the bed with a guy I didn't know his story

• 7:23Speaker 01

  Yeah

• 7:25Speaker 01

  What was the deal with Aaron Hernandez?

• 7:27Speaker 02

  Oh he's the young kid

• 7:29Speaker 01

  Matan?

• 7:30Speaker 02

  Matan

• 7:31Speaker 01

  Botan What do you mean by young kid?

• 7:34Speaker 02

  Like he looks young on his Instagram

• 7:36Speaker 01

  He seventeen?

• 7:37Speaker 02

  What?

• 7:39Speaker 01

  Hey You're twenty what?

• 7:42Speaker 02

  Twenty-two

• 7:44Speaker 01

  Could you date a seventeen?

• 7:46Speaker 02

  No

• 7:47Speaker 01

  That's a wild question my guy

• 7:49Speaker 02

  Oh my god no

• 7:50Speaker 01

  Okay she's twenty-four my girlfriend's twenty-four What was that? Cause I thought you were gonna make it about me No we're gonna make it about What's up?

• 7:58Speaker 02

  Hi

• 7:58Bobby Lee?

  How you doing?

• 7:59Speaker 01

  Nice to meet you man

• 8:00Speaker 02

  Hi I'm Jules

• 8:01Speaker 01

  Oh okay right there

• 8:02Bobby Lee?

  Matan where you going?

• 8:03Speaker 01

  He's gotta shake

• 8:07Bobby Lee?

  Matan I sit there

• 8:09Speaker 05

  No no

• 8:10Bobby Lee?

  No no you sit there

• 8:15Speaker 01

  Oh wow A first time A first time you've allowed this?

• 8:19Bobby Lee?

  You what?

• 8:19Speaker 01

  I love this

• 8:20Bobby Lee?

  I I know He's a kid he doesn't know anything

• 8:24Speaker 01

  This is so weird

• 8:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah yeah can I have my you gonna keep it?

• 8:28Speaker 05

  I thought they're for me for

• 8:29Bobby Lee?

  No no no you don't smoke Matan

• 8:31Speaker 05

  No I don't

• 8:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah yeah give me my fucking cigarettes back Or we're gonna have a fucking problem alright keep it

• 8:37Speaker 01

  Whoa

• 8:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah yeah I know dude Yeah Matan can you put the headphones in or no?

• 8:44Speaker 05

  On?

• 8:46Bobby Lee?

  Fucking guy

• 8:47Speaker 01

  He got you there

• 8:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah you think that was a trick question?

• 8:50Speaker 01

  To him I guess

• 8:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah yeah yeah yeah He got you there. There we go.

• 8:56Speaker 05

  Are we recording now?

• 8:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we're recording now.

• 8:58Speaker 05

  Do people know your address?

• 9:00Bobby Lee?

  No. If you say it, I'll rip your eyes out. Can you turn this up, though? And my earphones. You know what I mean? Uh, well, since you're in charge, you're the head of the table, you start the podcast.

• 9:10Speaker 05

  No, go ahead.

• 9:11Bobby Lee?

  No, you wanna switch seats? If you wanna switch seats, I'll take the lead. But if you wanna be the captain of the boat, start the fucking boat.

• 9:18Speaker 05

  Okay, so, I don't know, I guess...

• 9:20Speaker 00

  Five, four, three, do a song, two, one. "Taking on the Run" by Oreo Speedwagon.

• 9:28Speaker 05

  Go ahead.

• 9:29Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead, Matan.

• 9:30Speaker 05

  What do you want me to say?

• 9:31Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god.

• 9:31Speaker 05

  This podcast is sponsored by Bet... This podcast is sponsored...

• 9:36Speaker 00

  This can't be real.

• 9:37Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean, "can't be real"? You don't know what it did... I told him not to get him!

• 9:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I told you not to get him! Because he was gonna be like this!

• 9:51Bobby Lee?

  Do you wanna put that on?

• 9:52Speaker 05

  No, because you had it on your head.

• 9:54Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god. Is this your stupid drink?

• 9:57Speaker 05

  Yeah, go ahead.

• 9:57Bobby Lee?

  No, you don't get it now.

• 9:59Speaker 05

  I'll trade you a cigarette.

• 10:01Bobby Lee?

  Alright, I'll trade you my cigarettes for this drink.

• 10:03Speaker 00

  Yeah, your cigarettes for this drink.

• 10:04Bobby Lee?

  Alright, alright.

• 10:06Speaker 05

  Well, how do I know you're not just gonna scam me?

• 10:08Bobby Lee?

  Scam? What are you talking about, dude?

• 10:10Speaker 05

  I'm not a liar, so I know that if you put it on the table, I'll give it to you. Because I don't know...

• 10:13Bobby Lee?

  I'm telling you right now, dude, if I give you this fucking Sprite, and you don't give me my cigarettes back, there's gonna be violence.

• 10:19Speaker 05

  I said I'll give you a cigarette.

• 10:20Bobby Lee?

  No, I want the whole pack.

• 10:22Speaker 05

  No.

• 10:22Bobby Lee?

  I'll give you only a little bit of this, then.

• 10:25Speaker 00

  He scammed you.

• 10:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he did scam me. Matan, put it down, or I'm gonna get violent.

• 10:30Speaker 05

  I'm okay with that.

• 10:31Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay, let's just move on.

• 10:34Speaker 02

  He's like controlling you.

• 10:38Bobby Lee?

  He's a kid, I don't know what to do. He's seventeen years old.

• 10:41Speaker 05

  Is she not a minor?

• 10:42Bobby Lee?

  No, she's twenty-two years old.

• 10:44Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 10:45Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 10:47Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Jules first first impressions so far? Do you like him or not?

• 10:51Speaker 02

  Um, he's he's a lot.

• 10:53Bobby Lee?

  He's a lot, he's a lot, he's a lot, yeah, yeah. He's seventeen years old. Listen, can I say something?

• 11:00Speaker 05

  Are we filming yet or no?

• 11:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we've been filming.

• 11:02Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 11:02Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay.

• 11:04Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 11:05Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 11:06Speaker 05

  Hey, if you if you release this podcast, I'm gonna sue you.

• 11:10Bobby Lee?

  Then we might as well not do it then.

• 11:11Speaker 05

  I'm gonna sue you. I I'm I sent him an email. That's him, right? His name is George?

• 11:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:16Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 11:17Bobby Lee?

  What do you think about him?

• 11:18Speaker 05

  You know, did you see the email I sent him?

• 11:20Bobby Lee?

  No, I did not see the email you sent him.

• 11:21Speaker 05

  I I lied to him.

• 11:23Bobby Lee?

  What'd you say?

• 11:23Speaker 05

  I told him that you gave me his email and that you said you wanted me on Tiger Belly.

• 11:28Bobby Lee?

  I do want you on this part. I love you.

• 11:29Speaker 05

  No, no, but you didn't mention that. It was it was a scam email.

• 11:32Bobby Lee?

  It's not scamming. I love you.

• 11:33Speaker 05

  Okay, fair. But that's just.

• 11:34Bobby Lee?

  I do love me.

• 11:35Speaker 05

  The idea.

• 11:36Bobby Lee?

  Let's start with love. You know that I love you, right?

• 11:37Speaker 05

  Okay, nice to see you.

• 11:39Bobby Lee?

  You love me? A lot.

• 11:41Speaker 05

  Not, no.

• 11:42Bobby Lee?

  Because what you said out there was crazy.

• 11:44Speaker 05

  Yeah, I said, thanks for having me on Bad Friends. It helped my career.

• 11:46Bobby Lee?

  I know. I know it did.

• 11:48Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 11:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And this is how you treat me?

• 11:51Speaker 05

  Oh, this is much nicer than typical.

• 11:53Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, you're right. That's right. That is true. Yeah. So Matan is, um,

• 11:59Bobby Lee?

  Jewish?

• 12:00Speaker 05

  No.

• 12:02Bobby Lee?

  What are you?

• 12:03Speaker 05

  Um, I don't remember.

• 12:05Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 12:06Speaker 05

  Just not Jewish.

• 12:07Bobby Lee?

  What is your last name, Matan?

• 12:09Speaker 05

  Evan.

• 12:10Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so like a Chris Evansy kind of guy from that. Well, you're white.

• 12:15Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 12:15Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 12:16Speaker 05

  Why?

• 12:17Bobby Lee?

  Where's your family from?

• 12:19Speaker 05

  Uh, I forgot.

• 12:20Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 12:21Speaker 05

  They're from Detroit.

• 12:22Bobby Lee?

  They're from Detroit. Okay. You have an accent, that's why I ask.

• 12:25Speaker 05

  Yeah, I've been working on it.

• 12:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Is that your clearest American accent?

• 12:30Speaker 05

  No, no, I I'm trying to make it deeper.

• 12:32Bobby Lee?

  Oh, but you haven't reached puberty yet. You need hair first.

• 12:36Speaker 05

  I I have to now get rid of the little thing hairs.

• 12:39Bobby Lee?

  What are you talking about?

• 12:41Speaker 05

  I'm I don't know.

• 12:41Bobby Lee?

  I know. Good to see you. Matan, what's wrong?

• 12:44Speaker 05

  Oh, she not here? You're a co-host?

• 12:46Bobby Lee?

  No, she's not.

• 12:47Speaker 05

  Why not?

• 12:48Bobby Lee?

  Because we switch it up.

• 12:50Speaker 05

  Okay. Is he is he replacing her? I didn't see him when I looked at it.

• 12:53Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, man.

• 12:55Speaker 05

  You're the new one?

• 12:55Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm just here. Yeah, he's just a guy. I have sidekicks.

• 12:59Speaker 05

  I my guys on my podcast, I don't pay him. You pay him?

• 13:02Bobby Lee?

  No. Do we get into the podcast? I mean, I don't know what's going on here, dude. I feel like I'm being a job interview.

• 13:08Speaker 05

  I don't want to work here. Go ahead.

• 13:09Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay.

• 13:10Speaker 02

  Are you a comedian?

• 13:13Bobby Lee?

  Answer.

• 13:14Speaker 05

  No, I'm not.

• 13:15Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 13:15Speaker 05

  I'm like, uh, most of my, my videos are like business style.

• 13:20Bobby Lee?

  No, no, this is what happened. Jules, this is what happened, okay? I made the mistake of scrolling. You know how you, some people make the mistake? And I run into his stuff. First, first of all, he popped up on my algorithm. So I called Andrew, I go, there's a wild kid out there. Right? And then we ran into each other at the Comedy Store.

• 13:39Speaker 05

  That happened, yeah.

• 13:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I was so kind to you.

• 13:43Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 13:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Do you listen to Cure a lot?

• 13:46Speaker 05

  Cure?

• 13:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, The Cure.

• 13:47Speaker 05

  I'm not familiar.

• 13:48Bobby Lee?

  Oh, Robert Smith.

• 13:49Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's the guy, people tell me I look like.

• 13:51Bobby Lee?

  You look like a young Robert Smith. Put that on the thing, say what you look like. Uh, have you looked up Robert Smith?

• 13:57Speaker 05

  Uh, no.

• 13:58Bobby Lee?

  There you are, dude.

• 13:59Speaker 01

  Which one?

• 14:00Bobby Lee?

  The one in the middle, dude.

• 14:03Bobby Lee?

  Which one?

• 14:04Speaker 01

  That's you?

• 14:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, that's not him, dude. That's the lead singer, that's not his dad, that's the lead singer of The Cure.

• 14:09Speaker 01

  Oh, okay.

• 14:10Bobby Lee?

  Do you know The Cure?

• 14:11Speaker 01

  I know REO Speedwagon.

• 14:12Bobby Lee?

  Okay, that's not what I asked you, man.

• 14:14Speaker 01

  You know REO Speedwagon?

• 14:15Bobby Lee?

  Will you stop with the REO?

• 14:18Speaker 01

  REO Speedwagon?

• 14:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, will you stop, stop with that, dad?

• 14:21Speaker 01

  I'm listening to them, that's why.

• 14:22Bobby Lee?

  I, I know, but just, whenever you discover a band, you don't have to fucking, like, promote it.

• 14:26Speaker 01

  It's a good band.

• 14:27Speaker 02

  I miss that he's in it.

• 14:29Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 14:29Speaker 02

  I miss that he's in it.

• 14:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 14:31Speaker 05

  Huh?

• 14:32Speaker 02

  Are you in that band?

• 14:34Speaker 05

  No, I'm not. People tell me I look like, uh, I don't know which one here, but.

• 14:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 14:39Bobby Lee?

  This is why I don't have children. It's like I have three dysfunctional children. I can't even, we're at dinner. You know what I mean? All right, so, um, Matan, you're seventeen still?

• 14:49Speaker 05

  Still, yeah, I'm four months.

• 14:51Bobby Lee?

  So you did Bad Friends, and then guess what? Today, what, who did you have on your podcast?

• 14:55Speaker 05

  Oh, today I did Whitney Cummings.

• 14:57Bobby Lee?

  Whitney Cummings, went to your house?

• 14:59Speaker 05

  No, I don't still live in my house. I have, I, um, I rent a studio from a guy.

• 15:04Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 15:04Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 15:05Bobby Lee?

  And how was that exchange?

• 15:07Speaker 05

  It was a good podcast.

• 15:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, that's good. And so you're growing a little bit?

• 15:12Speaker 05

  Yep.

• 15:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:13Speaker 01

  A lot of great guests.

• 15:14Bobby Lee?

  Who does he, who's he had?

• 15:16Speaker 05

  Oh, Gavin Mcginnis.

• 15:17Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 15:18Speaker 05

  That's a good guest.

• 15:19Bobby Lee?

  Uh.

• 15:20Speaker 05

  You should have him on your show.

• 15:21Bobby Lee?

  I will, I sure will.

• 15:22Speaker 05

  Have him on Bad Friends.

• 15:24Bobby Lee?

  You've had a good array of comics, too, that's nice.

• 15:27Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 15:27Bobby Lee?

  Is that, um, there's no, what, you got Don L?

• 15:30Speaker 05

  Yep.

• 15:32Bobby Lee?

  Is that Donnell Rawlings?

• 15:33Speaker 05

  That's Donnell Rawlings.

• 15:34Bobby Lee?

  What, you got Donnell Rawlings?

• 15:36Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 15:37Bobby Lee?

  Unbelievable. He had Rampage Jackson on. You had Rampage Jackson on?

• 15:41Speaker 05

  Yep.

• 15:41Bobby Lee?

  Wow, that's un-

• 15:42Speaker 05

  He's a-

• 15:43Bobby Lee?

  Okay, what?

• 15:44Speaker 05

  Nice guy.

• 15:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's a nice guy. He'd crush your little skin- skull apart.

• 15:49Bobby Lee?

  Which one, skin?

• 15:50Speaker 05

  I feel like that's unrelated.

• 15:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's not, yeah, you're right. I don't know why I said that, I apologize.

• 15:55Speaker 05

  See, now, now I get decent guests, but back when I did, uh, before Bad Friends, I was, I was doing it with homeless people.

• 16:00Bobby Lee?

  Oh, and I did it, look at that, I did it. The kid from Fresh Off the Boat.

• 16:05Bobby Lee?

  You know what, you, you got the kid from Fresh Off the Boat? Yeah, and Dominic Cruz. Like, how do we, first of all- Dominic Cruz. How are you getting these guys?

• 16:11Speaker 05

  I, I spend like, seven hours a day doing emails.

• 16:14Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you do?

• 16:15Speaker 05

  Just sending emails to everybody. If you go, I'm sure you've got emails from me.

• 16:18Bobby Lee?

  Well, you, you know, you've texted me before and I've said no to you, I haven't responded to you.

• 16:21Speaker 05

  That's true, but I'm saying-

• 16:22Bobby Lee?

  How do you feel about that?

• 16:23Speaker 05

  It's okay, that's the, that's like the typical reaction though, most people don't do it.

• 16:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but you know I'm eventually gonna do it.

• 16:29Speaker 05

  Um, that will be, that will make some money.

• 16:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you have to be a little nicer right now, dude. And I feel like you're calmed down a bit.

• 16:37Speaker 05

  I have to be cool right now?

• 16:38Bobby Lee?

  Well, in the beginning, I mean, you sat in my chair, I mean, you think it was aggressive, Jules?

• 16:41Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 16:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. You couldn't, no one's ever done that on this show, ever. First time, wow. Yeah, but, what, what are you doing?

• 16:50Speaker 04

  Jules keeps on moving away from Motown a little bit, so I gotta-

• 16:53Speaker 02

  No, I'm not.

• 16:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, why are you moving away from Motown?

• 16:55Speaker 02

  I'm not.

• 16:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. He's scared. Yeah, yeah, what are you scared of Motown about?

• 16:59Speaker 02

  Nothing.

• 16:59Bobby Lee?

  He's a cutie pie.

• 17:00Speaker 02

  He is.

• 17:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, look at him.

• 17:02Speaker 05

  I don't know how you want me to respond to that, like, there's nothing for me to say.

• 17:06Bobby Lee?

  I know. Just say thank you, and it's like, you know, I mean, when you look in the mirror, do you think you're cute?

• 17:11Speaker 05

  Uh, not particularly.

• 17:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 17:13Speaker 05

  I'm not, uh, gay, you're not, team.

• 17:21Bobby Lee?

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• 17:39Speaker 01

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• 17:45Bobby Lee?

  Whoa.

• 17:47Speaker 01

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• 17:48Speaker 00

  Wow.

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• 17:54Bobby Lee?

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• 18:07Speaker 00

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• 18:08Speaker 01

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• 18:14Speaker 00

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• 18:22Speaker 04

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• 18:42Speaker 00

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• 18:55Bobby Lee?

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• 19:02Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 19:03Bobby Lee?

  Hello.

• 19:04Speaker 00

  Uh huh.

• 19:04Bobby Lee?

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• 19:13Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 19:14Bobby Lee?

  Um, it is um so easy to take.

• 19:17Speaker 00

  Mm hmm.

• 19:17Bobby Lee?

  You can chew it.

• 19:18Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 19:18Bobby Lee?

  You can swallow it whole.

• 19:19Speaker 00

  Ooh.

• 19:20Bobby Lee?

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• 19:32Speaker 00

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• 20:03Speaker 06

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• 21:13Speaker 05

  Not particularly.

• 21:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 21:15Speaker 05

  I'm not gay, you're nothing.

• 21:18Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Wait, stop. Let me just get, let me, let me dissect that.

• 21:22Speaker 00

  Yeah, let's break it down.

• 21:23Bobby Lee?

  I'm not gay or nothing.

• 21:24Speaker 05

  Yeah, I'm, yeah.

• 21:25Bobby Lee?

  I wasn't accusing you of being gay.

• 21:27Speaker 05

  Oh, well, I-

• 21:28Bobby Lee?

  And even if you looked in the mirror and said, "Oh, my God, look at that guy, he's sexy", that's not gay.

• 21:33Speaker 00

  No.

• 21:34Bobby Lee?

  That's being a narcissist.

• 21:35Speaker 04

  But how do you know if you're not gay?

• 21:37Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's true. Right, if you wanted to suck your own penis, I don't even know if I should be even talking about, as he's 17. You got, I mean, so your brother's here, is this okay talk or no? You don't care?

• 21:48Speaker 00

  He did a shrug, so I don't know.

• 21:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 21:51Speaker 01

  I didn't know that guy was here.

• 21:54Speaker 01

  I turned around, my bad. Go ahead. Go, go back to-

• 21:58Speaker 05

  He was talking.

• 21:59Speaker 01

  My bad.

• 22:02Speaker 01

  See, I don't know if you're gay or not.

• 22:03Bobby Lee?

  I don't even know how to do this. I really don't know how to do this podcast today. You know what I mean?

• 22:07Speaker 01

  I think you're doing great.

• 22:08Bobby Lee?

  We're gonna try.

• 22:09Speaker 05

  Are these your sponsors or just food?

• 22:10Bobby Lee?

  They're just food for our guests.

• 22:12Speaker 05

  Oh, okay.

• 22:12Bobby Lee?

  You know, not everything here is something that are sponsoring us, no.

• 22:15Speaker 05

  Okay. Who are your sponsors for the episode today?

• 22:18Bobby Lee?

  We don't know. I don't know that until later. And it's meaningless, you know what I mean? That's information you don't need to know.

• 22:24Speaker 05

  You don't even want to give them like extra time by the one minute thing?

• 22:26Bobby Lee?

  No, I'll give them the minute.

• 22:28Speaker 05

  No, I'm saying, but you don't want to give them extra?

• 22:29Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't give them extra. I give them the minute.

• 22:31Speaker 05

  Are you sponsored by BetterHelp?

• 22:33Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 22:33Speaker 05

  Oh, okay.

• 22:34Bobby Lee?

  Are you?

• 22:35Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah.

• 22:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 22:36Speaker 05

  That's my favorite sponsor.

• 22:37Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 22:38Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 22:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So, since I last saw you, have you been dating anybody?

• 22:42Speaker 05

  No.

• 22:43Bobby Lee?

  Okay, why not?

• 22:44Speaker 05

  Um, just waiting till marriage and focused on making crypto and money.

• 22:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, that's what your goal is right now.

• 22:51Speaker 05

  Yeah, as much.

• 22:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 22:53Speaker 05

  Whatever, whatever I can find in the moment.

• 22:55Bobby Lee?

  Is there somebody that you're, I mean, are there times where you're like, oh, I'm interested in this person, but I'm too busy to?

• 23:01Speaker 05

  Not particularly. I don't really, I'm usually in my house.

• 23:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, how are your parents not worried about you? I mean, imagine. Yeah? Matan, pass the potatoes.

• 23:15Speaker 05

  Why is he taking photos? There's like, what is the point of it?

• 23:20Speaker 01

  For Instagram?

• 23:22Speaker 05

  Yeah, but there's like a bunch of them right here.

• 23:24Speaker 01

  That's doing video.

• 23:26Speaker 05

  Yeah, you can screen grab it.

• 23:28Speaker 01

  Yeah, but it loses pixels, man.

• 23:30Speaker 05

  I, I don't know. I don't really know about the quality, so maybe that's true.

• 23:33Speaker 01

  Oh, I'm a photographer, so I know.

• 23:38Speaker 01

  Okay. Oh, my bad, dude.

• 23:40Speaker 00

  Jules, give me a follow-up question.

• 23:41Bobby Lee?

  No, just stop. I got this. I got.

• 23:45Speaker 00

  Pixels?

• 23:47Bobby Lee?

  I just wanted, I wanted to see where this conversation was leading us.

• 23:50Speaker 05

  Not very far.

• 23:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no, it wasn't very far. No, no, no.

• 23:52Speaker 05

  Yeah, I'm trying to just mostly interact with you, her, and a little with him.

• 23:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay, let me, let's go back to.

• 23:58Speaker 01

  Why, why would I do?

• 24:00Speaker 05

  Oh, nothing.

• 24:02Speaker 01

  I can talk more.

• 24:03Speaker 05

  No, it's okay.

• 24:05Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 24:06Speaker 05

  Go ahead.

• 24:06Bobby Lee?

  I mean, do you guys have a problem already? There's a problem already?

• 24:10Speaker 05

  No, no.

• 24:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I mean, do you like Mexicans or no?

• 24:13Speaker 05

  Oh, he's a Mexican?

• 24:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yes, he is a, happens to be Mexican. I'm Mexican, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

• 24:18Speaker 05

  They're okay.

• 24:19Bobby Lee?

  Okay, just in general?

• 24:21Speaker 05

  It's nothing special.

• 24:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 24:23Speaker 02

  Do you like Mexican food?

• 24:25Speaker 05

  No.

• 24:25Bobby Lee?

  He doesn't like Mexican. What do you eat? I feel like you eat like baked beans and rice and that's it.

• 24:29Speaker 05

  Um, just a little bread.

• 24:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, bread and stuff, yeah. You don't feel like, I don't feel like you eat like the vitamins that you're supposed to be eating. I mean, you're very translucent and pale.

• 24:40Speaker 05

  Yeah, I, I take, um, vitamins, yeah.

• 24:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you do.

• 24:44Speaker 05

  No.

• 24:45Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you don't, no. So when you go, and I want to ask both of you, when he's at, because you live with your parents.

• 24:51Speaker 05

  Yeah, I live.

• 24:52Bobby Lee?

  Do they go, "Matan, bedtime"? I bet they don't do that.

• 24:55Speaker 05

  Um, no, not particularly.

• 24:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. You go, you sleep when you want to sleep?

• 25:00Speaker 05

  I don't go to sleep that late.

• 25:01Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you don't? Like around 10?

• 25:04Speaker 05

  Like 11, 12.

• 25:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you have your little blankie.

• 25:07Speaker 05

  A blanket?

• 25:08Bobby Lee?

  No, you have your little blankie from.

• 25:09Speaker 05

  I'm gonna, I'm gonna say your address.

• 25:13Speaker 05

  You better watch it. Watch it?

• 25:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:17Bobby Lee?

  You still suck on your stomach with your little blankie?

• 25:19Speaker 05

  Watch it?

• 25:20Bobby Lee?

  We'll bleep it out, dude.

• 25:22Speaker 05

  But then you have to pay.

• 25:23Bobby Lee?

  I have control, dude.

• 25:24Speaker 05

  But you have to pay.

• 25:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they, we work as a team, dude. What are you talking about?

• 25:27Speaker 05

  Are they paid hourly or something?

• 25:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, my fucking address. We're not, it's not gonna get out there.

• 25:32Speaker 05

  Fuck.

• 25:32Bobby Lee?

  I know. I, I know. I mean, why are you threatening me, dude?

• 25:37Speaker 05

  I can tweet it.

• 25:38Bobby Lee?

  I'm just asking you questions, like, when you go to bed, does your mom like singing you a little lullaby?

• 25:44Bobby Lee?

  Have a time?

• 25:45Speaker 05

  I'm gonna tweet it. I'm gonna put on my Instagram story, your address.

• 25:47Bobby Lee?

  Oh, then you will have a.

• 25:48Speaker 05

  Picture your house.

• 25:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh, picture your house. Dude, I swear to fuck, don't point at me, dude. Okay?

• 25:56Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so when you go to bed, what happened? How do you, let me give you, tell me the ritual. Yeah.

• 26:00Speaker 05

  Um, I, when I get tired, I go to bed. I lay down.

• 26:04Bobby Lee?

  Okay, and your mom doesn't come in the room?

• 26:06Speaker 05

  I try not to sleep.

• 26:09Speaker 05

  Because I view it as like a, you know, all of, I watched an Instagram reel about this, I forgot what he said. He said that um, if you're sleeping, it's wasting time.

• 26:18Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see.

• 26:19Speaker 05

  Yeah, you could be making money.

• 26:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so at two in the morning, you could be making like cabinets and stuff in your garage.

• 26:26Speaker 05

  I'm not, I'm not like an architect guy, but I could be.

• 26:29Bobby Lee?

  What could you be doing at two in the morning, maybe?

• 26:31Speaker 05

  No, drop shipping.

• 26:32Bobby Lee?

  Drop shipping?

• 26:33Speaker 05

  Yeah, sometimes I'll, sometimes even for my podcast, I'll, I'll have trouble getting guests a couple of weeks. So I'll start emailing people as if they're coming on a different person's podcast.

• 26:42Bobby Lee?

  Wow. Do you feel like you're manifesting some people though? Do you believe in manifestation?

• 26:48Speaker 05

  Not particularly.

• 26:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay.

• 26:52Speaker 02

  Are you in high school?

• 26:53Speaker 05

  Uh, not anymore, but technically, uh, yeah. I'm technically a senior.

• 26:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 26:59Speaker 02

  But you don't, you don't go?

• 27:00Bobby Lee?

  You think he goes to school?

• 27:02Speaker 05

  No. Is she immigrant?

• 27:03Bobby Lee?

  No, she's not an immigrant.

• 27:04Speaker 02

  I am.

• 27:08Bobby Lee?

  He obviously, I just want to say no to everything that he says, but it's like, you know what I mean? So um, yeah, she is an immigrant.

• 27:14Speaker 05

  Okay, from where?

• 27:15Speaker 02

  Philippines.

• 27:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:17Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 27:18Bobby Lee?

  Do you like them? They're okay too?

• 27:20Speaker 00

  Top three things you know about the Philippines?

• 27:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 27:22Speaker 05

  I don't know much about them. Don't they have a lot of uh?

• 27:25Bobby Lee?

  Well, how about, let's go, let's go to um, things that are stereotypes, okay? So what is a, a job that a Filipino might have in America?

• 27:33Speaker 05

  I don't know, doing massages?

• 27:37Bobby Lee?

  It's a broader Asian. I'll, I'll let you have that one.

• 27:41Speaker 05

  I'm not sure, I don't know much about Filipino people.

• 27:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 27:44Speaker 05

  Oh, they're, they're um, I don't know.

• 27:46Bobby Lee?

  Do you only know Filipino celebrities?

• 27:49Speaker 02

  You have Filipino friends?

• 27:51Bobby Lee?

  No, he, obviously no.

• 27:52Speaker 05

  No, when I went to school, there were none of those guys around.

• 27:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. How can you, do you know what they look like?

• 27:58Speaker 05

  I, I guess so.

• 27:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 28:00Speaker 05

  Are you Filipino?

• 28:02Bobby Lee?

  Yes, you don't.

• 28:03Speaker 05

  I, I don't know.

• 28:04Bobby Lee?

  I mean, what do you think I am?

• 28:05Speaker 05

  Well, I, I know you're uh, Korean.

• 28:07Bobby Lee?

  Well, then why'd you ask me?

• 28:08Speaker 05

  Uh, it's possible you're like a double?

• 28:10Bobby Lee?

  Uh, oh, oh, mixed, mixed, yeah, yeah, they call it mixed. I could be a double Asian.

• 28:16Speaker 05

  Agent or Asian? I didn't hear.

• 28:18Bobby Lee?

  Double Asian.

• 28:18Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 28:19Bobby Lee?

  Okay. That's great. So um, what time do you wake up in the morning?

• 28:25Speaker 05

  Uh, one?

• 28:28Bobby Lee?

  You sleep at ten?

• 28:30Speaker 05

  No, one AM.

• 28:31Bobby Lee?

  You, you wait, you sleep at one AM and you wake up at one PM?

• 28:33Speaker 05

  No, one AM.

• 28:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you wake up at one AM?

• 28:36Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 28:36Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see, I see.

• 28:38Speaker 05

  I should have clarified that.

• 28:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, you should have clarified. So you sleep like two, three hours?

• 28:42Speaker 05

  Yeah, hopefully. That's, that's around the time, yeah.

• 28:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And at one, what do you do?

• 28:48Speaker 05

  At one AM when I wake up? I guess that's when I start dropshipping.

• 28:52Bobby Lee?

  You dropshipping? Right.

• 28:53Speaker 02

  What's dropshipping?

• 28:55Speaker 00

  Oh, great question.

• 28:56Speaker 05

  It's like, um, when you're selling something, but you don't have it.

• 29:02Bobby Lee?

  Wait, when you're selling something, if you don't have?

• 29:04Speaker 05

  That's a very broad description. It's like, um...

• 29:07Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so it's like, like, I go, "I sold a yacht." Right? But I didn't have one?

• 29:12Speaker 05

  You don't know what it is?

• 29:13Bobby Lee?

  I know what a yacht is.

• 29:14Speaker 05

  You don't know what dropshipping is?

• 29:15Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm...

• 29:19Bobby Lee?

  I don't know what dropshipping is.

• 29:20Speaker 05

  I'm trying to think how to explain it in like, simple terms. It's like, um... You're selling something that you're buying off AliExpress.

• 29:28Bobby Lee?

  I see.

• 29:29Speaker 05

  So you're just, you don't have it in your possession. When somebody buys it off you...

• 29:32Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 29:32Speaker 05

  And it's more expensive, you just ship it to their house. You're, you're just a middleman.

• 29:37Bobby Lee?

  A middleman. And you do that to make some side money.

• 29:39Speaker 05

  It doesn't work. I've been trying for years.

• 29:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Why don't, well, I mean, you're only seventeen years old. I mean, why don't you just do what you've been doing is like, you know, just be with your little blinky, sucking your thumbs, you know, and, you know, and... What's up?

• 29:55Speaker 05

  That's, that's just a weird thing to say, man.

• 29:57Bobby Lee?

  Is that you?

• 29:57Speaker 05

  That's not me.

• 30:00Speaker 05

  That's not me at all.

• 30:01Bobby Lee?

  Who is that?

• 30:03Speaker 05

  I have no idea who that is.

• 30:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but it's your type of person.

• 30:06Speaker 05

  No, I look nothing like him.

• 30:09Bobby Lee?

  It's, is that him, really?

• 30:10Speaker 00

  That's him.

• 30:11Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my.

• 30:11Speaker 05

  No, that's me when I was twelve.

• 30:12Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so you started being, you started doing internet at twelve?

• 30:15Speaker 05

  When I was twelve, I was making videos about Asian people.

• 30:18Bobby Lee?

  And what were you saying? Oh, I loved it. Could, will I learn new things?

• 30:21Speaker 05

  You know, the Hong Kong stuff, Free Hong Kong?

• 30:23Bobby Lee?

  No, tell me about Hong Kong.

• 30:25Speaker 05

  You don't know like the situation they had with China, they didn't want to-

• 30:27Bobby Lee?

  No, tell me about it.

• 30:28Speaker 05

  This is like a real conversation, I'm surprised.

• 30:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I wanna have a real conversation with you about it.

• 30:32Speaker 05

  But you don't know about it.

• 30:33Bobby Lee?

  I don't know anything about it, so I'm asking you!

• 30:34Speaker 05

  You don't know about the Hong Kong thing with China?

• 30:36Bobby Lee?

  If you say Hong Kong again, I swear to fucking god dude, I'm gonna fucking lose my mind.

• 30:39Speaker 05

  I'm just trying to clarify what, what-

• 30:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't know about the Hong Kong situation with China, don't say Hong Kong again.

• 30:44Speaker 05

  You don't know like the Free Hong Kong Movement?

• 30:45Bobby Lee?

  I don't know the Free Hong Kong Movement, I thought they were free already.

• 30:48Speaker 05

  No, but you don't know the thing that happened with like China and Hong Kong back in the day?

• 30:51Bobby Lee?

  No, no, I don't know anything about those two things now.

• 30:54Speaker 05

  Okay, so-

• 30:54Bobby Lee?

  I know what they are.

• 30:55Speaker 05

  There was just, there were like really heavy protests back in the day in Hong Kong against China.

• 31:00Bobby Lee?

  And what were the protests about?

• 31:01Speaker 05

  They didn't wanna have like the Chinese law.

• 31:03Bobby Lee?

  Is that you?

• 31:04Speaker 05

  Yeah, I went on Infowars when I was 12.

• 31:06Speaker 00

  He straight up was an advocate and doing all the news for this.

• 31:09Bobby Lee?

  You are so cute dude.

• 31:11Speaker 05

  That's really weird to say.

• 31:13Bobby Lee?

  No, but you're a cute kid though, look at, look at you. Right?

• 31:16Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 31:17Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so-

• 31:18Speaker 05

  Cause I don't know what-

• 31:19Bobby Lee?

  You don't wanna take a compliment?

• 31:21Speaker 05

  I don't like it, no.

• 31:22Bobby Lee?

  No, how about this, you give me a compliment, I give you a compliment.

• 31:24Speaker 05

  I-

• 31:25Bobby Lee?

  Give me a compliment.

• 31:26Speaker 00

  This is good, let's just try this out.

• 31:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, let's try this out.

• 31:29Speaker 05

  You have a nice house.

• 31:31Bobby Lee?

  Thank you.

• 31:32Speaker 05

  Like a big house, not like it's, you know what I mean?

• 31:35Bobby Lee?

  You don't think it's nice?

• 31:37Speaker 05

  Well, it's a little bit dirty, but it's a big house. Probably cost a lot of money.

• 31:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Very good, I'm gonna take that.

• 31:46Bobby Lee?

  Um, you have very nice eyebrows.

• 31:50Speaker 05

  That's weird, you're-

• 31:51Bobby Lee?

  No, it's not fucking weird dude.

• 31:53Speaker 05

  It shouldn't be about how I look.

• 31:54Bobby Lee?

  Oh, oh, well, I didn't know that.

• 31:57Bobby Lee?

  Um, I like your Nostravu jacket.

• 32:02Speaker 05

  Oh, the jacket?

• 32:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 32:03Speaker 05

  Okay, thanks.

• 32:05Speaker 00

  Jules, from a ton?

• 32:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:07Speaker 05

  Oh, now, I have to give her a compliment?

• 32:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll compliment everybody.

• 32:11Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 32:11Bobby Lee?

  Let's try it.

• 32:12Speaker 02

  Um, you look smart?

• 32:15Speaker 00

  Wow.

• 32:17Speaker 05

  I don't like that guy.

• 32:19Bobby Lee?

  What did I do? I'm just sitting here. Hi me.

• 32:22Speaker 00

  Hi me, compliment, compliment right now.

• 32:23Bobby Lee?

  You gotta do a fuck, yeah, do a, you do a fucking compliment right now or there's gonna be a war.

• 32:27Speaker 00

  Uh, you have good posture.

• 32:28Bobby Lee?

  Damn.

• 32:29Speaker 05

  Thanks.

• 32:30Speaker 00

  Let's say something about me.

• 32:31Speaker 05

  You paint that guy?

• 32:33Speaker 00

  I know, I regret.

• 32:34Speaker 05

  How much?

• 32:35Bobby Lee?

  I'm not gonna tell you, go, give him a compliment now.

• 32:38Speaker 05

  Nope.

• 32:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Yeah, please give him a compliment.

• 32:41Speaker 05

  I have to, it's required?

• 32:42Bobby Lee?

  It's required.

• 32:43Speaker 05

  Um-

• 32:50Bobby Lee?

  I'll give you one.

• 32:54Speaker 05

  You could lose some weight?

• 32:55Speaker 01

  Okay, that's not a compliment, but I'll take it. I've been trying to, man.

• 32:59Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god, dude. Whoa, that's not a compliment, dude.

• 33:03Speaker 05

  That's real cool.

• 33:05Speaker 01

  No, it's not.

• 33:06Bobby Lee?

  It's not cool. Dude, that was out of pocket. That was so mean, dude. Alright? That's not a... Are you sad?

• 33:12Speaker 01

  Yeah, I'm insecure about my weight.

• 33:20Bobby Lee?

  Dude, he just got laid.

• 33:22Speaker 01

  Yeah, man, I just had sex.

• 33:23Bobby Lee?

  He just had sex, dude, what the fuck, bro?

• 33:25Speaker 01

  I don't even wanna be here.

• 33:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, hi, man, just relax, okay?

• 33:28Speaker 05

  It has nothing to do with what I said, though.

• 33:31Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 33:32Speaker 01

  Good point, good point.

• 33:32Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean by that? What do you mean by that?

• 33:34Speaker 05

  Well, you said he just had sex with somebody, but that has no correlation.

• 33:37Bobby Lee?

  Yes, it does.

• 33:38Speaker 01

  I was happy.

• 33:39Bobby Lee?

  The girl... No, no, no, hi, man, so hold on. The girl that had sex with him was fine with his body, is what I'm saying.

• 33:45Speaker 05

  Well, how much did she weigh?

• 33:47Bobby Lee?

  That's a very good question, I didn't ask that. How tall is she, though?

• 33:50Speaker 05

  She's taller than him?

• 33:51Speaker 01

  She's taller.

• 33:52Speaker 05

  How tall are you?

• 33:53Bobby Lee?

  5'3".

• 33:54Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 33:55Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 33:56Speaker 05

  See, he's a liar, he couldn't...

• 33:58Bobby Lee?

  He has no height, dude. Look at him.

• 33:59Speaker 05

  How tall are you?

• 34:01Speaker 01

  5'7".

• 34:02Speaker 05

  How tall are you? How much did you weigh?

• 34:04Speaker 01

  Before, or now?

• 34:05Speaker 05

  Uh, you gained weight, I don't understand.

• 34:08Speaker 01

  I was a kid like you once, and I...

• 34:10Speaker 05

  No, I'm saying right now. Yeah, I used to be kinda fat when I was a kid.

• 34:13Speaker 01

  I, uh, wait, now I weigh like 240.

• 34:16Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 34:17Bobby Lee?

  Hi, man, hi, fight, fight, fight.

• 34:18Speaker 05

  No, no, I don't, I'm not trying to...

• 34:20Bobby Lee?

  Hi, man, fight for your life.

• 34:20Speaker 01

  I'm not trying to...

• 34:21Speaker 05

  I'm not trying to be insulting.

• 34:22Bobby Lee?

  He is, he said call you fat.

• 34:23Speaker 01

  Yeah, you...

• 34:23Speaker 05

  I'm not calling him fat. Well, I'm trying to, I'm trying to give him motivation.

• 34:26Bobby Lee?

  Hi, man, look at me, dude. I am the tiger. Come on, dude, fight for your right.

• 34:30Speaker 01

  Survivor.

• 34:31Bobby Lee?

  You gotta fight for your right to live.

• 34:32Speaker 05

  No, no, I'm, I'm, I'm...

• 34:33Speaker 01

  You did call me fat, in a way.

• 34:35Speaker 05

  No, I'm being cool with you.

• 34:36Speaker 01

  I'm being cool with you, I like your videos, but...

• 34:38Speaker 05

  Thank you.

• 34:39Speaker 01

  He just gave up.

• 34:40Speaker 05

  We're, we're, we're, we're cool.

• 34:43Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's the truth?

• 34:45Speaker 05

  I, I guess, I, I, I mean, I don't mean any offense. Hopefully, for his sake, he loses some weight. It's not like an insult.

• 34:50Bobby Lee?

  Well, he does, he's not like...

• 34:51Speaker 01

  I'm trying to lose weight.

• 34:52Bobby Lee?

  Morbidly obese.

• 34:53Speaker 05

  Well, see, I'm, I'm happy for him, he's trying to lose weight.

• 34:55Bobby Lee?

  Am I fat?

• 34:56Speaker 05

  Little bit, but not, nothing crazy.

• 34:58Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Okay, good.

• 35:00Speaker 05

  But you're older, so it makes more sense.

• 35:02Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my god.

• 35:03Speaker 01

  It's hard for him to lose weight.

• 35:04Speaker 02

  He's taking Ozempic.

• 35:05Speaker 05

  You're on Ozempic?

• 35:06Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 35:07Speaker 05

  Um.

• 35:07Bobby Lee?

  Please not.

• 35:09Speaker 05

  I I don't I don't really know. I I haven't.

• 35:11Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 35:11Speaker 05

  Taken it personally, so I don't really know.

• 35:12Bobby Lee?

  You're seventeen years old. You don't need it yet. You're a baby. And I'm s-

• 35:18Speaker 05

  Well, I think age-

• 35:19Bobby Lee?

  And you're so successful for such a young age. At twelve years old, you were already on the news. You're a bright kid. I mean, you also have. You fought for a cause.

• 35:29Speaker 01

  Israel.

• 35:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yep.

• 35:31Speaker 05

  What?

• 35:31Speaker 01

  So she like-

• 35:32Bobby Lee?

  She's in college. Hey, hi, man.

• 35:34Speaker 01

  So she she looked at me on the news?

• 35:36Speaker 02

  No, I was looking at his picture.

• 35:38Speaker 01

  What do you think about, uh, Free Tibet?

• 35:41Speaker 05

  Free Tibet? Yeah, I don't I don't like China. I'm not a big China guy. That was my whole thing. That's what I was making.

• 35:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:45Speaker 05

  There's probably like three hundred videos of me talking about it.

• 35:49Bobby Lee?

  Well, they did drove up the Mong people too.

• 35:51Speaker 05

  That I'm not familiar with. Is that more your time?

• 35:58Speaker 05

  Wait, I you like that?

• 35:59Bobby Lee?

  Well, Tibetan wasn't my time. I mean, come on.

• 36:01Speaker 05

  Well, I'm saying that's happening, like the Hong Kong stuff. You're familiar with that thing, the what happened with China and Hong Kong a couple of years back?

• 36:06Bobby Lee?

  I I asked you twenty minutes ago of what that was about.

• 36:09Speaker 05

  I explained it. They didn't wanna, they was, they didn't really wanna have like the Chinese rule. I explained it, yeah.

• 36:15Bobby Lee?

  And who won?

• 36:16Speaker 05

  Well, not the Hong Kong people.

• 36:18Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 36:20Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 36:20Speaker 05

  So.

• 36:21Bobby Lee?

  So. You lost too.

• 36:23Speaker 05

  I guess.

• 36:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:26Speaker 01

  I had one question. What's your intake on, uh, this whole One Direction thing?

• 36:30Speaker 05

  One Direction?

• 36:31Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 36:32Speaker 01

  Liam dead.

• 36:32Bobby Lee?

  You think there's a conspir- conspiracy here?

• 36:34Speaker 01

  I think so.

• 36:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:35Speaker 05

  I don't understand what he's asking.

• 36:36Bobby Lee?

  I think he fell off a, uh, you know, the third floor of a-

• 36:38Speaker 02

  He just, yeah, he fell.

• 36:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 36:40Speaker 01

  How do you fall off? How do you fall off?

• 36:43Speaker 05

  I I don't under even under-

• 36:44Bobby Lee?

  Well, just ask Eric Clapton's son.

• 36:52Speaker 01

  You ever had-

• 36:52Bobby Lee?

  I can't.

• 36:54Speaker 01

  You ever had-

• 36:55Bobby Lee?

  No, what, uh, do you know what happened to Eric Clapton's son?

• 36:57Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 36:58Bobby Lee?

  You didn't laugh at my joke?

• 37:00Speaker 01

  He laughed. You know, the song.

• 37:01Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 37:01Speaker 01

  He let, he fell off.

• 37:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 37:03Speaker 01

  Balcony.

• 37:03Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 37:07Bobby Lee?

  What are you doing?

• 37:09Speaker 05

  Go ahead.

• 37:11Speaker 02

  Do you play games?

• 37:12Speaker 05

  Video games?

• 37:13Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 37:14Speaker 05

  Uh, not particularly, not that much, a little bit.

• 37:17Speaker 02

  So what, what do you do on your free time? What do you?

• 37:19Speaker 05

  I play, uh, I play Destiny in Stardew Valley.

• 37:22Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 37:25Bobby Lee?

  He's, he, he knows a lot about me.

• 37:27Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 37:28Bobby Lee?

  And he's just playing a mysterious game.

• 37:30Speaker 05

  No, I'm not, I'm just, well, I have to do research before the podcast.

• 37:34Bobby Lee?

  Have you, have you been watching The Penguin at all?

• 37:36Speaker 05

  No, I've heard about it.

• 37:37Bobby Lee?

  It's really good.

• 37:38Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 37:39Bobby Lee?

  Did you see any of the Batman movies? Like the last Batman movie with, um?

• 37:42Speaker 05

  I saw the last one.

• 37:43Bobby Lee?

  Did you like it?

• 37:44Speaker 05

  I, I don't really remember, it was a couple of years ago.

• 37:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, but did you, just, can you go back in time in your mind?

• 37:50Speaker 05

  It was okay, it was pretty good.

• 37:51Bobby Lee?

  It was pretty good.

• 37:52Speaker 05

  I really liked that new movie about that video game.

• 37:55Speaker 01

  Borderlands?

• 37:56Speaker 05

  Oh, that was awesome.

• 37:57Speaker 01

  You loved the movie?

• 37:58Speaker 05

  Dude, that was a great movie, I, I liked, uh...

• 38:02Speaker 05

  Great movie.

• 38:03Speaker 01

  Jules, why are you laughing?

• 38:04Speaker 02

  Because the two Bobby's in it.

• 38:05Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 38:06Bobby Lee?

  Do you know what he's doing?

• 38:07Speaker 05

  No, I thought it was really good, I heard they made a ton of money, they took it out of theaters after two days.

• 38:14Speaker 01

  Hey, uh, can you stop touching the microphone because I have sensitive ears and I can hear it moving?

• 38:20Speaker 05

  No, it's okay.

• 38:21Speaker 01

  I just have sensitive ears, I need the headphones on.

• 38:24Bobby Lee?

  If you had three kids, dude.

• 38:27Speaker 01

  What?

• 38:27Bobby Lee?

  If you had three kids. And these are my kids, dude, oh my god, dude, I would look fifty-three. Yeah, yeah, oh, I would, it would be, I would kill myself. If I, no, I, she would be my, she would be my proud and shining arm, like, you know what I mean? Here, if, okay, if these, oh, here, here, here, here we go. If these three, if these three kids, these guys were my kids, okay? You would be my hope, okay? You would be, I would be like, you have to make it.

• 38:53Speaker 02

  Who's your least favorite?

• 38:54Bobby Lee?

  Is that my favorite? I love you all the same. Oh, very good response. This guy I know, he's gonna live at my house for the rest of his life, right? Sort of like I have somebody, what?

• 39:04Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's cool, man.

• 39:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, son, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 39:09Speaker 05

  Does he live here now?

• 39:10Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna, no, she doesn't, and this guy, I would have to kick him out of the house at eighteen. Oh, wow.

• 39:15Speaker 05

  Okay?

• 39:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 39:16Speaker 05

  Like, because I have just way too much money, I gotta...

• 39:19Bobby Lee?

  No, I just think that you wouldn't follow the house rules.

• 39:22Speaker 05

  No, I'm a, I'm a well-behaved guy.

• 39:24Bobby Lee?

  You are?

• 39:24Speaker 05

  Just in general, yeah, I'm a nice guy.

• 39:26Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so I go...

• 39:27Speaker 05

  Me and him are cool, we're good.

• 39:28Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Matan, clean your room.

• 39:32Speaker 05

  I guess I would, I, I, I wouldn't.

• 39:35Bobby Lee?

  Pretend I'm your father, don't, no, you gotta play, play into this, play into it.

• 39:39Speaker 01

  Three, two, one, action.

• 39:41Bobby Lee?

  Matan, clean your room.

• 39:44Speaker 05

  I didn't like that. The, the dynamic would be different if, if you were my father, because it's not a lot of respect, you know what I mean?

• 39:52Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you wouldn't have respect for me?

• 39:53Speaker 05

  I don't know, maybe it would be different if that was the case, I'm not sure, but probably not.

• 39:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh, well, that hurts.

• 39:59Speaker 05

  I'm just being for real.

• 40:01Bobby Lee?

  I know, you're being for real. So there's nothing that I could have done raising you that would give you respect for me?

• 40:07Speaker 05

  I'm not sure, I don't, you don't have any kids?

• 40:10Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't, Matan. That's why, I mean, that's what this whole scenario is.

• 40:14Speaker 05

  So you live alone in this house?

• 40:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I live alone in the house, yeah.

• 40:16Speaker 05

  So what do you do here?

• 40:18Bobby Lee?

  I relax. I eat acai bowls. You mean, I watch YouTube. I scroll, like any other human being.

• 40:26Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 40:27Bobby Lee?

  Okay. What?

• 40:29Speaker 01

  What?

• 40:30Bobby Lee?

  You said something?

• 40:30Speaker 05

  The guy in the back was saying something. He was laughing at you while you said it, like you're, he, he went like this.

• 40:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 40:38Speaker 05

  That's what he said.

• 40:39Bobby Lee?

  Alex, just, I know. I, I can see you changing right now, right? And I want you to just regroup, all right? You know, you're, you're, you're mid Hulk right now, okay? You're Bruce Banner in transformation. I want you to get back to Bruce Banner, okay? Because I can see the rage in your eyes, right? And it's evident, all right? He's a nice kid. All right, he's just doing the best he can. And that's, this is his thing, to be edgy and conversation.

• 41:05Speaker 01

  He's destroying your podcast studio and...

• 41:07Bobby Lee?

  How is he destroying it?

• 41:08Speaker 01

  He took that thing off.

• 41:09Bobby Lee?

  What thing?

• 41:09Speaker 01

  That, from the vending thing, I mean, the claw machine.

• 41:12Speaker 05

  I don't even know what he's talking about.

• 41:13Bobby Lee?

  He took this off?

• 41:14Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 41:14Speaker 05

  No, I didn't. Why would I touch that?

• 41:17Bobby Lee?

  Well, I wouldn't call this destroying. He, he just took a little banner thing off the thing. I don't think, this is not like, you know what I mean? You know what I mean, a rebel, what?

• 41:26Speaker 01

  He's touching the microphone too much.

• 41:28Bobby Lee?

  Okay, but that's, you know, I mean, that's still not destroying. But you know what, Jaime, thank you so much for being so observant. Do you ever like, are you a medication?

• 41:37Speaker 05

  No, I'm not, I don't believe in that stuff.

• 41:39Bobby Lee?

  You don't believe in it?

• 41:40Speaker 05

  It's a bunch of liberal propaganda that, of course, that's why, yeah.

• 41:44Bobby Lee?

  Oh, this is interesting. Who do you think is gonna win the election?

• 41:46Speaker 05

  Oh, Big Donald.

• 41:48Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 41:49Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah, he's got it.

• 41:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're not gonna vote for him.

• 41:51Speaker 05

  I'm not eighteen.

• 41:52Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 41:53Speaker 05

  But, I'm, I mean, it was, it was fishy last time, so hopefully they don't...

• 42:01Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so you believe that he won the last election?

• 42:04Speaker 05

  Are you allowed, are we even, is this allowed on YouTube?

• 42:07Speaker 01

  When's the last time you got a haircut, dude?

• 42:09Bobby Lee?

  There we go.

• 42:09Speaker 05

  Couple, uh...

• 42:10Bobby Lee?

  Here we go. Now it's gonna get rolling.

• 42:12Speaker 05

  Couple weeks ago?

• 42:14Speaker 01

  That was it.

• 42:14Bobby Lee?

  That was it. That was a spark.

• 42:15Speaker 01

  That was the tide.

• 42:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:18Speaker 01

  When? A couple of weeks ago? What do you get? You get trim?

• 42:22Speaker 02

  He doesn't wanna look at you.

• 42:24Speaker 01

  I didn't even do anything, dude. Go on.

• 42:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you know, here's what I just got.

• 42:28Speaker 01

  What?

• 42:29Bobby Lee?

  Jaime, I, I, I just, you're more his generation, and maybe you have the language and, and, and the way of connecting. Since I'm much older, right? Maybe, so you can get it to him. So can you give it a go, please? You know, help the podcast out. And try to like, speak his language. Same generation. Go ahead.

• 42:51Speaker 01

  Hey, dude.

• 42:54Speaker 01

  You...

• 42:55Bobby Lee?

  Can you look at, like, these, could, okay, that's so rude, dude.

• 42:59Speaker 01

  Hey, dude.

• 43:00Bobby Lee?

  That's so rude. Look at, look, look at Jaime, please. Please.

• 43:04Speaker 01

  Hey, you might not respect dad. I'm the oldest son. You're gonna respect me.

• 43:09Speaker 05

  Dude, come on. Can we move on? That's not, that's not interesting. Come on.

• 43:12Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 43:13Speaker 05

  Next question.

• 43:15Speaker 01

  Next question.

• 43:15Bobby Lee?

  What are you doing?

• 43:17Speaker 01

  He said, "Next question," so...

• 43:18Bobby Lee?

  No, do the fucking, try to get...

• 43:20Speaker 01

  Hey, Matan, listen to dad.

• 43:22Bobby Lee?

  No, no, we're not doing the dad... We're not doing the improv. We're not doing the improv. Okay, we're off the improv. Look, you're making Matan cry. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The improv's done, dude.

• 43:31Speaker 01

  I have a cousin, he's your age, and I can cut, make him come over here.

• 43:36Bobby Lee?

  No, don't, don't get violent, don't...

• 43:37Speaker 01

  Oh, it's because you called me fat earlier.

• 43:41Bobby Lee?

  No, I know, I know. I know, I know. That's what I'm trying to say. In a loving way, try to connect with him so we can get like, we can find common ground, so we can get this podcast started.

• 43:51Speaker 01

  You like music, my man?

• 43:55Speaker 02

  You skibidi.

• 43:56Speaker 01

  You like Queen?

• 43:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, you skibidi. Yeah.

• 43:59Speaker 02

  Those words.

• 44:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, skibidi, skibidi.

• 44:01Speaker 02

  Skibidi.

• 44:01Speaker 01

  Scooby D. You like Scooby Doo? You ever seen Scooby Doo?

• 44:06Bobby Lee?

  Matan, we need to answer.

• 44:08Speaker 01

  Skibidi, Scooby Doo, Scooby... Come on, dude.

• 44:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, come on. Please, Matan.

• 44:14Speaker 01

  You see? He's destroying...

• 44:16Bobby Lee?

  I can't have it. No, sit down, sit down. I wanna tell it. No, sit down. Don't touch anything. Just fucking leave it. You're, you're, you're doing it. Come on, Jaime. Come on, Jaime.

• 44:29Bobby Lee?

  B I L T, B I L T, Bilt. PSA for anyone who rents.

• 44:38Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 44:38Bobby Lee?

  If you ever heard of Bilt, don't be dumb.

• 44:41Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 44:41Bobby Lee?

  You're about to thank me right now.

• 44:42Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 44:43Bobby Lee?

  Earning points on rent is now a reality. When you pay your rent through Bilt, you don't even have to check with your landlord to start earning points that you can use toward flights, hotel stays, fitness classes, and even your next payment. Let me break it down for you, my friends. If you're a renter, I'd start taking advantage of Bilt if I were you. Here's the thing. We earn points on groceries, do we not? Travel, and practically everything else we buy. But we should also be earning points on rent, one of your biggest monthly expenses. Bilt changed the game by letting renters earn high-value points on rent around the neighborhood.

• 45:19Speaker 00

  Wow.

• 45:20Bobby Lee?

  There's no cost to join Bilt. And as a member, you'll earn valuable points on rent and on your everyday spending. Bilt points can be transferred to your favorite hotels and airlines and even the ones you haven't heard of. There are over 500 airlines and 700,000 hotels and properties around the world you can redeem your Bilt points toward.

• 45:43Speaker 00

  Points can also be redeemed towards a future rent payment and a unique experience that only Bilt members can access. So if you're not earning points on rent, my question is, why not?

• 45:52Bobby Lee?

  Well, what I'm saying is that, you know, back in the day when I was renting and living in apartments, you know, your money just goes to waste.

• 45:57Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 45:58Bobby Lee?

  I mean, you're paying rent, you know what I mean? So I mean, you have shelter. But my point is, is that, you know, with Bilt, it's like, you know, you get little gifts in there that you deserve, baby.

• 46:08Speaker 00

  Start earning points on rent you're already paying by going to joinbilt.com/belly. That's J O I N B I L T dot com slash belly. Make sure you use our URL so they know that we sent you. joinbilt.com/belly to start earning points on your rent payments today.

• 46:28Speaker 00

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• 47:02Speaker 01

  Come on, Amay.

• 47:04Speaker 05

  Okay, go ahead.

• 47:05Speaker 01

  Go ahead.

• 47:07Bobby Lee?

  What are you doing, dude?

• 47:08Speaker 01

  Wait.

• 47:09Bobby Lee?

  That's why you're gonna stay at home. That's why you're staying at home. Okay? You're never gonna leave the house.

• 47:13Speaker 05

  Well, you feel bad for him?

• 47:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Jules, can you connect with him? You're his age. There we go. Close to his age. Try to connect with him.

• 47:18Speaker 05

  How old are you?

• 47:19Speaker 01

  Me?

• 47:20Speaker 05

  Yeah. Really?

• 47:21Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 47:22Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 47:23Bobby Lee?

  I know. What were you gonna say?

• 47:25Speaker 05

  Not doing. Just observing.

• 47:27Speaker 02

  Did you saw older?

• 47:28Speaker 01

  You thought I was younger?

• 47:29Speaker 02

  He was older?

• 47:30Speaker 05

  No, I thought he was like, uh, 20.

• 47:32Speaker 01

  20, I wish.

• 47:33Bobby Lee?

  That's good. That's a good thing. That's a good thing. Jules, please.

• 47:36Speaker 02

  Oh, Matan, did your parents ever beat you?

• 47:38Speaker 05

  Uh, a little bit.

• 47:42Speaker 05

  A little bit.

• 47:42Bobby Lee?

  They did, they were violent a little bit.

• 47:44Speaker 05

  Um, not like with a belt or anything, just like kicking.

• 47:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, it's honest, my honest truth is, I wanted to kick you a couple of times since you've been here.

• 47:53Speaker 01

  Whoa.

• 47:53Speaker 05

  Do I, mm, mm, do I need to say his name again?

• 47:58Speaker 05

  Watch it.

• 48:00Speaker 01

  You watch it.

• 48:01Bobby Lee?

  Thank you, son.

• 48:02Speaker 05

  Do you get the reference or no?

• 48:03Speaker 01

  Yes, I do.

• 48:04Speaker 05

  What's the watch it reference from?

• 48:05Speaker 01

  I can't say the name.

• 48:06Speaker 05

  It's not from, I, I, maybe, I don't think.

• 48:10Bobby Lee?

  Alex, stop. Get back, okay?

• 48:14Speaker 01

  Hulk.

• 48:15Bobby Lee?

  So, um, here's my dream for you.

• 48:20Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 48:22Bobby Lee?

  My dream for you is, when I first saw you on the internet, I was like, this kid has something. You really do. Okay? And I thought that, um, when I met you at the comic store, I was being very, like, well, you were there too, right, dude? And I was very nice, right? I wasn't?

• 48:40Speaker 05

  He put his thumbs down.

• 48:41Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, can I get him a mic, please? Yeah, no, no, just, you don't have to be on screen.

• 48:48Speaker 05

  No, no, don't give him, he's not gonna talk if you give him a mic.

• 48:50Bobby Lee?

  Alright, but just-

• 48:51Speaker 00

  We'll blur it.

• 48:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we'll blur your face.

• 48:52Speaker 05

  He still won't do it.

• 48:53Bobby Lee?

  Alright, but let me ask you something. I wasn't nice? Yeah, I was.

• 48:57Speaker 05

  Nice guy.

• 48:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I was, I was telling you at stand-up, I was telling you-

• 49:01Speaker 05

  I tried doing stand-up after that.

• 49:03Bobby Lee?

  I know, but that's not what I was talking about when you did it.

• 49:05Speaker 05

  I, I sent, actually, I sent you the video.

• 49:07Bobby Lee?

  I know you did, you did pretty good, I was so proud of you.

• 49:09Speaker 05

  You saw it?

• 49:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I did.

• 49:10Speaker 05

  What, what I say?

• 49:11Bobby Lee?

  I don't remember, dude, I get videos every day, fuck it, I don't remember.

• 49:14Speaker 01

  About TikTok, right? You watch TikTok, dude?

• 49:18Speaker 00

  He's trying to connect.

• 49:19Speaker 01

  You do TikTok? I know you do TikTok. You do like the ads with TikTok, like, "Hey, get this TikTok shop now. Thirty percent off, on sale now." You ever get those ads?

• 49:29Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 49:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 49:30Speaker 01

  Where'd you get the jacket? TikTok store. You ever, you, do you promote on TikTok?

• 49:36Speaker 00

  Keep it going, you're getting, you're breaking it.

• 49:38Bobby Lee?

  The birth of a star right here, dude.

• 49:41Speaker 01

  You do NPC, I feel like you could do NPC TikTok. You ever seen NPC?

• 49:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 49:45Speaker 01

  He knows what NPC is.

• 49:46Speaker 05

  Go ahead.

• 49:46Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 49:47Speaker 05

  Go ahead.

• 49:47Speaker 01

  "Hey, thanks for the rose, thanks for the rose. Thanks for the galaxy." Alright, alright, NPC.

• 49:56Bobby Lee?

  Matan, do you believe in G, uh, God?

• 49:58Speaker 05

  Yeah, we already did that on the other podcast.

• 50:00Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 50:01Speaker 00

  Smart kid, he.

• 50:03Speaker 02

  Do you know what's kidbiddy riz?

• 50:05Speaker 05

  I've heard the term before, I don't really under, I don't know it too well.

• 50:09Speaker 02

  You don't, you don't use the Gen Z slang?

• 50:12Speaker 05

  Not particularly.

• 50:13Speaker 02

  No?

• 50:14Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, I, I think, I, I, I think, I think I'm, I'm approaching this podcast wrong. Alright, and I think the best way to do this is just to, um-

• 50:23Speaker 05

  We gotta cut his mic.

• 50:25Bobby Lee?

  Why are you so confrontational?

• 50:26Speaker 05

  I like him, he's a cool guy, but cut his mic.

• 50:28Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 50:29Speaker 00

  What did I, oh my-

• 50:29Speaker 05

  Not, not, man, we're chilling.

• 50:31Bobby Lee?

  Please chill, okay? So, um, what's your favorite memory from childhood?

• 50:38Speaker 05

  Ah.

• 50:39Bobby Lee?

  You don't talk a long time.

• 50:41Speaker 05

  Huh? You just said something, you whispered something, what was that?

• 50:45Bobby Lee?

  What's your favorite memory from childhood?

• 50:47Speaker 05

  Oh, when I, I was, um, it was me, my, my buddies, we, we, um, we beat oryx.

• 50:53Bobby Lee?

  Orcs?

• 50:54Speaker 05

  Orcs, King's Fall.

• 50:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay.

• 50:59Speaker 02

  Game?

• 51:00Bobby Lee?

  It's a game?

• 51:00Speaker 05

  You don't get the reference or no?

• 51:02Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 51:02Speaker 05

  It's from Destiny.

• 51:04Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 51:05Speaker 05

  I'm referencing your stuff.

• 51:08Speaker 01

  Well, he's old, so.

• 51:09Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no, stop. What he's doing is, no matter what I ask him, it's gonna refer back to the information that he knows about me, right? And, um, this angle of asking him questions is the wrong approach. I'm gonna figure it out.

• 51:25Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 51:26Speaker 02

  Do you have any crushes, Matan?

• 51:27Bobby Lee?

  No, he doesn't.

• 51:28Speaker 05

  No.

• 51:28Speaker 02

  But like, first crush, first crush when you were in high school.

• 51:31Bobby Lee?

  He's fucking gay.

• 51:33Speaker 01

  If you don't answer it, he might be gay.

• 51:35Speaker 05

  That's, that's not cool.

• 51:36Bobby Lee?

  You're gay, dude. Let's move on. Go ahead.

• 51:37Speaker 05

  Listen, I'm, I'm religious.

• 51:39Bobby Lee?

  You're not. Is it smoother on your podcast?

• 51:42Speaker 05

  Um, I, I, probably because I'm the one like, uh, in control. I-

• 51:47Bobby Lee?

  I think that's the problem. You, you sit here.

• 51:50Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 51:50Bobby Lee?

  You take, you take control. I think that's the problem.

• 51:52Speaker 05

  Yeah, I tried that from the beginning.

• 51:53Bobby Lee?

  I, I know, but try it again.

• 51:54Speaker 01

  This might work.

• 51:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I think this is gonna work. Welcome to, welcome to the Matan Show, everybody. Clap your hands. Here's a drink, Mr. Matan. Thanks for having us on. Uh, my name is, uh, Leroy.

• 52:08Speaker 05

  What is, am I, am I doing this as like a, you're a random guy doing my thing or?

• 52:12Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm just a friend of yours from high school, man. I mean, I'm Leroy Timms.

• 52:15Speaker 05

  I don't think I'd have Leroy Tim.

• 52:17Bobby Lee?

  It doesn't, that's my name. Come on, let's move on.

• 52:19Speaker 05

  I don't like hypotheticals.

• 52:20Bobby Lee?

  Uh, I know you don't. Alright, so, welcome to the Matan Podcast, everybody!

• 52:24Speaker 05

  Yeah?

• 52:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:25Speaker 05

  Okay, so what am I, what am I supposed to-

• 52:27Bobby Lee?

  Can you talk into the mic?

• 52:28Speaker 05

  I, I pointed it right at me.

• 52:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, go ahead.

• 52:31Speaker 05

  Go ahead.

• 52:33Speaker 01

  Leroy?

• 52:34Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 52:35Speaker 01

  How was he like in high school?

• 52:37Bobby Lee?

  Oh, man, Matan was cool, dude. You know, we thought he was a vampire, man. But then like a daywalker, because he was at school and stuff like that.

• 52:43Speaker 01

  Was he a gay vampire?

• 52:46Bobby Lee?

  Well-

• 52:47Speaker 05

  Watch it.

• 52:47Bobby Lee?

  I have to say, I have to say, dude, that he tried to bite my penis once.

• 52:53Speaker 02

  Leroy, was he, was he the cool guy? Was he like-

• 52:57Bobby Lee?

  Well, if, if cool, if, well, he had no friends except for me, right?

• 53:01Speaker 02

  Did he get any girls?

• 53:02Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no, they, no, they, no, because he, he kept hanging out with the boys.

• 53:06Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 53:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 53:08Speaker 05

  This podcast just calling me gay, what's going on?

• 53:11Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean? Yeah, but anyway, he's a good guy, though.

• 53:14Speaker 05

  Uh, what's your name?

• 53:15Bobby Lee?

  Leroy Timms, man.

• 53:16Speaker 05

  What do you think about, uh, black people?

• 53:19Bobby Lee?

  Uh, I think, I, I mean, I really-

• 53:22Bobby Lee?

  I mean, I love all people, but um, I don't really have a feeling about black people.

• 53:25Speaker 05

  I'll give you five bucks if you say the N-word.

• 53:28Speaker 01

  Ten bucks.

• 53:29Bobby Lee?

  Jaime, wait, what's that?

• 53:32Speaker 05

  I swear to God, I'll give you ten bucks.

• 53:36Speaker 01

  Ten bucks, I'll say it.

• 53:37Speaker 05

  I swear to God, I'll give you ten bucks right now.

• 53:39Speaker 01

  I'll say it right now.

• 53:41Bobby Lee?

  Jaime, please don't say it. Please, Jaime, please don't say it. More money.

• 53:44Speaker 01

  Let me see the cash.

• 53:45Bobby Lee?

  What? No.

• 53:46Speaker 05

  No, I'm gonna, I'm gonna zealot you.

• 53:47Bobby Lee?

  Dude, your career will be over, so fifty grand.

• 53:50Speaker 01

  Oh, okay.

• 53:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 53:51Speaker 01

  Hey, I'm gonna ask you something.

• 53:52Bobby Lee?

  Okay, go, please.

• 53:53Speaker 05

  Do you have, you have access to the mic?

• 53:56Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 53:57Speaker 05

  Cut it out. Just press the button.

• 54:00Speaker 01

  Don't cut me out.

• 54:01Speaker 05

  No, you're a cool guy, man. We're on the same page here.

• 54:04Speaker 01

  Okay, what's your, what's your take on women's rights?

• 54:07Speaker 05

  No good.

• 54:09Speaker 01

  That's my answer.

• 54:10Bobby Lee?

  That's his answer. That's your, that's his answer, dude.

• 54:15Speaker 01

  That tells me so much about you.

• 54:17Bobby Lee?

  How are you alive? How did, how did you go from zero to now?

• 54:23Speaker 01

  Living life, man.

• 54:24Bobby Lee?

  I know, but I don't know how.

• 54:27Speaker 01

  I'm a simple man.

• 54:28Bobby Lee?

  I could just see like, you know, when he was twenty-two, a gigantic truck almost runs him over, right? He just barely makes it. You know what I mean? Fucking, he's making bacon, it's on fire, he barely, you know what I mean, like? I would love to see little, you know?

• 54:42Speaker 01

  I didn't have sex, I didn't have sex until I was twenty-three, so... That's, pretty much says a lot about me.

• 54:49Speaker 05

  Are you a comedian?

• 54:50Speaker 01

  No.

• 54:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he does stand up.

• 54:52Speaker 05

  Oh, you do stand up?

• 54:53Speaker 01

  No.

• 54:54Speaker 05

  Does it go well usually, or no?

• 54:55Speaker 01

  No. I'm a truck driver.

• 54:58Speaker 05

  That's, see, that's not funny.

• 55:02Bobby Lee?

  I agree with you.

• 55:03Speaker 01

  I agree.

• 55:03Bobby Lee?

  That wasn't funny.

• 55:05Speaker 05

  But you're more his style comedy, so you need to be the one, you should tell him up front, so then he'll get better. I'm kidding, you're a cool guy, man.

• 55:11Speaker 01

  You wanna hear a joke?

• 55:12Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 55:13Speaker 01

  Okay. So...

• 55:15Bobby Lee?

  This is a fun segment.

• 55:16Speaker 01

  I moved here...

• 55:17Bobby Lee?

  What makes Matan laugh? This is gonna be fun. Get a joke ready, okay? Get a joke ready. You gotta know a joke, go ahead.

• 55:25Speaker 01

  I've been here for a month, and I live with a friend in Glendale. It's a good neighborhood, a lot of bad drivers. Uh, so far, I haven't met anybody named Glenn or Dale.

• 55:39Bobby Lee?

  Punchline.

• 55:41Speaker 01

  I'm still connect, okay.

• 55:42Speaker 05

  See, you need to criticize that.

• 55:43Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, I need to let it go, like as if I never heard it.

• 55:47Speaker 05

  You're gonna let it go?

• 55:49Bobby Lee?

  You don't know any jokes?

• 55:50Speaker 02

  No, I don't.

• 55:53Speaker 04

  Um, your mom knows jokes, like do you have any good jokes from like the Philippines?

• 55:57Speaker 01

  What is one of your mom's favorite jokes from the Philippines?

• 56:00Speaker 02

  My mom's favorite joke is showing her vagina with full bush and then laughing at us.

• 56:06Bobby Lee?

  That's not really a joke, I mean that's a um, a rude behavior, but.

• 56:12Speaker 05

  Oh, am I, is, is her mom is your girlfriend?

• 56:18Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see what you think. No, um, my ex-girlfriend is her, that's her niece.

• 56:24Speaker 05

  Okay, and that's a co-host?

• 56:26Bobby Lee?

  So Khalyla's sister, daughter.

• 56:30Speaker 05

  Oh, I understand.

• 56:31Bobby Lee?

  You understand that?

• 56:32Speaker 05

  And you're, are you're not in a relationship with her anymore?

• 56:39Speaker 01

  Nope.

• 56:39Bobby Lee?

  No, no. Yeah, go ahead, let's go down this, let's go down this road.

• 56:44Speaker 05

  No, I don't wanna be rude or nothing.

• 56:46Bobby Lee?

  No, no, go ahead, let's go down this road.

• 56:48Speaker 05

  I have nothing to say.

• 56:50Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 56:51Speaker 01

  You've been rude the whole time, so.

• 56:53Speaker 05

  Listen, I'm not being rude at all, and I'll tell you something, you don't wanna, don't fuck with me, cuz I.

• 56:59Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I'll fuck with you.

• 57:00Speaker 05

  I'm, I'm, I, I can put my IP address wherever I want.

• 57:05Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 57:05Bobby Lee?

  What does that mean? I don't know, yeah, it gets more specific with that threat.

• 57:09Speaker 05

  I'm gonna put the IP address right here, I'm gonna go on Reddit, and I'm gonna go crazy.

• 57:15Bobby Lee?

  And try to ruin my career.

• 57:17Speaker 05

  Not yours.

• 57:18Bobby Lee?

  Whose?

• 57:20Speaker 04

  The homeless cats.

• 57:23Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 57:25Speaker 01

  She had a question, sir.

• 57:26Speaker 05

  You didn't get it?

• 57:28Bobby Lee?

  I, I, I literally don't know what is going on.

• 57:31Speaker 05

  It doesn't matter, it's getting cut out.

• 57:32Bobby Lee?

  It's not gonna get cut out.

• 57:33Speaker 01

  We'll leave that one in, we'll leave that one in.

• 57:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we'll leave that one in.

• 57:36Speaker 05

  Oh, you leave it in?

• 57:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, go ahead.

• 57:37Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 57:38Speaker 02

  Matan, are you an incel?

• 57:40Speaker 05

  No, I don't, I would like to believe not.

• 57:42Bobby Lee?

  Dude, you hit it right on the button, and it, go around it.

• 57:46Speaker 02

  Around to not say incel?

• 57:48Bobby Lee?

  Obviously.

• 57:49Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 57:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 57:50Speaker 05

  Not be direct about it?

• 57:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:52Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 57:53Speaker 01

  What's your accent from?

• 57:54Speaker 05

  Um.

• 57:57Speaker 05

  I don't know.

• 57:58Speaker 01

  I don't know.

• 58:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:02Speaker 01

  I don't know how you do that dude.

• 58:04Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 58:05Speaker 01

  That's how, that's his stick. That's what he's been doing this whole show.

• 58:08Speaker 05

  This thing? I'm just getting the hair out of my face.

• 58:11Speaker 01

  Well, yeah.

• 58:12Speaker 05

  Use a bobby pin.

• 58:13Bobby Lee?

  It's, you know, it's sort of like how Bobby Altop kinda does it too. It's sort of anti podcasting.

• 58:19Speaker 05

  No, no, I'm not like.

• 58:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, you're like anti.

• 58:21Speaker 05

  No, I'm not. That's not cool.

• 58:22Bobby Lee?

  You're being, you're not answering questions.

• 58:24Speaker 05

  I'm trying, okay.

• 58:25Bobby Lee?

  You're not, you're not, you're not playing along. You know what I mean? You're being very like, um, stubborn.

• 58:31Speaker 05

  Am I, should I take this as an insult or no?

• 58:33Bobby Lee?

  No, that's who you are.

• 58:35Speaker 05

  That's not, you know, that's not a nice thing to say about someone.

• 58:39Bobby Lee?

  But that's what is happening. I've done this podcast, how many episodes? Four hundred and seventy-three of these. I've had huge people on here. I've never had this kind of problem.

• 58:50Speaker 05

  Huge?

• 58:51Bobby Lee?

  No, not physically huge. I've had a couple of, Eric Griffin anyway, um, but, um.

• 58:56Speaker 05

  You, you used to play Destiny with him?

• 58:58Bobby Lee?

  Yes, I did, yeah.

• 58:58Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah.

• 58:59Bobby Lee?

  My point being is, is that, you know, most people at least play along.

• 59:03Speaker 05

  I'm trying.

• 59:03Bobby Lee?

  No, you're not, because I ask you questions about, give me a story, like a tender moment from your childhood, and you do some bullshit fucking.

• 59:11Speaker 05

  You know, but listen.

• 59:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no, no, you listen. You listen. No, you be careful. You be fucking careful.

• 59:17Speaker 05

  Watch it.

• 59:17Bobby Lee?

  You fucking watch it bud.

• 59:18Speaker 05

  Watch it.

• 59:19Bobby Lee?

  All right? What I'm saying is, is that, you know, you're not, you know, I've, I've tried to help you.

• 59:26Speaker 05

  Like, in the podcast?

• 59:27Bobby Lee?

  In the world, I really have. I've said, I, you, you don't think I'm the one that told Whitney about you?

• 59:33Speaker 05

  No.

• 59:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I am.

• 59:34Speaker 05

  I sent her four emails.

• 59:35Bobby Lee?

  Doesn't matter. I'm the one that put, opened her eyes to it.

• 59:38Speaker 05

  Okay, thanks.

• 59:39Bobby Lee?

  No, stop what I'm saying, okay? You don't think I begged Andrew to get you on the podcast? I did. And it did, it helped you. And then when I saw you guys at the Comedy Store, I was like very helpful, like this is what you need to do, this and that, right? And you come here and it's very difficult.

• 59:53Speaker 05

  I'm being as easy as possible.

• 59:54Bobby Lee?

  No, now, now, tell me a story about your childhood, a fucking fond memory that's real!

• 59:59Speaker 05

  Okay, I'll ask another question.

• 1:00:00Bobby Lee?

  No, no, I'm gonna ask you that question! You're gonna answer that question right now! What, give me a, a, a story about childhood that's like you, that you, a fond memory.

• 1:00:10Speaker 05

  Um, okay, well, I remember when I was like fourteen.

• 1:00:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:14Speaker 05

  I started a YouTube channel.

• 1:00:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:16Speaker 05

  I kept posting a video of a megalodon shark.

• 1:00:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:20Speaker 05

  And I almost got a hundred thousand subscribers.

• 1:00:23Bobby Lee?

  Wow. And that's your fond memory?

• 1:00:25Speaker 05

  That was pretty cool.

• 1:00:26Bobby Lee?

  That was pretty cool. How about, let me be a little bit, can I be a little bit more specific?

• 1:00:30Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:00:31Bobby Lee?

  And you'll answer it properly?

• 1:00:33Speaker 05

  Possibly.

• 1:00:34Bobby Lee?

  No, are you gonna answer it properly or not?

• 1:00:36Speaker 05

  Um, I know the answer, but if I say it, then you wanna, just go ahead.

• 1:00:40Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Give me a ki- kind and tender moment from your childhood invol- involving your parents.

• 1:00:49Speaker 05

  Um, when I was born, maybe, that's a good one.

• 1:00:53Bobby Lee?

  But you don't remember that.

• 1:00:54Speaker 05

  Oh, I have to remember it?

• 1:00:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Cause obviously that happened, that you were born.

• 1:01:00Speaker 01

  A good family dinner?

• 1:01:01Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:01:02Bobby Lee?

  Jaime, Jaime, don't help him.

• 1:01:02Speaker 05

  A good family dinner.

• 1:01:03Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, Jaime.

• 1:01:05Speaker 01

  Right?

• 1:01:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:07Speaker 01

  What dinner was it?

• 1:01:08Bobby Lee?

  So gi- gi- give me a, a, a moment with, between you and your parents and be real.

• 1:01:11Speaker 02

  Or with your brother.

• 1:01:12Bobby Lee?

  Or your brother.

• 1:01:13Speaker 05

  Nothing comes to mind.

• 1:01:15Speaker 01

  I just gave you one.

• 1:01:16Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, I, well, I agreed, I, that's a good one, family dinner.

• 1:01:21Speaker 01

  See, now you got me in trouble.

• 1:01:22Bobby Lee?

  Ah, no, you're in trouble.

• 1:01:23Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 1:01:24Bobby Lee?

  I was going, good job.

• 1:01:28Bobby Lee?

  So.

• 1:01:31Bobby Lee?

  So, um.

• 1:01:34Bobby Lee?

  Uh, let me ask you another question, if you're gonna answer that one, um.

• 1:01:39Bobby Lee?

  In fifteen years, where do you find yourself?

• 1:01:42Speaker 05

  Um, hopefully, in a better, I don't know, better position.

• 1:01:48Bobby Lee?

  Can you be more specific, please?

• 1:01:50Speaker 05

  I, I, it's like a pretty broad thing.

• 1:01:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:54Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:01:55Bobby Lee?

  Better position is very broad. Be more specific?

• 1:01:57Speaker 05

  Oh, which part of it? Well, what do you want the specifics on?

• 1:02:00Bobby Lee?

  Well, like, okay, just gi- gi- give me, um, five things that you see yourself doing fifteen years from now.

• 1:02:09Speaker 01

  Crypto.

• 1:02:09Bobby Lee?

  Would you shut the f- no.

• 1:02:11Speaker 05

  That was gonna be my answer, to be fair.

• 1:02:13Speaker 01

  I know this kid, I know this.

• 1:02:15Bobby Lee?

  I know, but don't answer for him. Let him answer.

• 1:02:17Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:02:20Speaker 05

  I, I, I don't know, actually.

• 1:02:21Bobby Lee?

  Five things that you see yourself.

• 1:02:22Speaker 05

  See, if I give you an answer, it's not gonna be genuine, cuz I'm gonna have to think of it right now.

• 1:02:26Bobby Lee?

  Let me give you a scenario, then.

• 1:02:28Speaker 05

  Hypothetical?

• 1:02:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:30Speaker 05

  I'll, I'll, I'll play along.

• 1:02:32Bobby Lee?

  I hope so. Okay? Um, you're walking down the street. Can you see, on Ventura Boulevard?

• 1:02:40Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:02:41Bobby Lee?

  Can you envision that?

• 1:02:42Speaker 05

  Sure.

• 1:02:43Bobby Lee?

  Okay. And you, you hear a baby crying.

• 1:02:47Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 1:02:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Oh, you just got sad, that's nice.

• 1:02:49Speaker 05

  No, like, uh, little, I guess a little annoyance, but go ahead.

• 1:02:53Bobby Lee?

  Alright. And you find out that there's a baby in the trash can, and somebody just put a baby in the trash can. What would you do?

• 1:03:02Speaker 05

  You want like a real answer?

• 1:03:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, a real answer.

• 1:03:04Speaker 05

  I don't know, I'd probably call the police.

• 1:03:06Bobby Lee?

  Okay, what would you do?

• 1:03:09Speaker 05

  Keep it moving?

• 1:03:10Bobby Lee?

  You keep it moving?

• 1:03:11Speaker 05

  I don't know, I'd feel bad for the next passerby, so I'd.

• 1:03:16Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so you would do something because you feel bad for the next guy that would have to deal with it?

• 1:03:20Speaker 05

  No, I wouldn't, but I'd feel bad for him.

• 1:03:22Bobby Lee?

  Okay. A Korean baby?

• 1:03:24Speaker 05

  I, I don't know much about it, so I'd call the police.

• 1:03:27Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you'd call the police?

• 1:03:28Speaker 02

  Mexican?

• 1:03:30Speaker 05

  I don't know, uh, I guess there's two different, I, I, I feel like he probably wouldn't want me to call the police, so I'd try to help him a little bit.

• 1:03:37Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you would talk to him?

• 1:03:38Speaker 05

  Like, "Hey, little amigo."

• 1:03:42Speaker 05

  No, I was. "What you doing?"

• 1:03:43Speaker 01

  Nobody talks like that.

• 1:03:46Bobby Lee?

  Excuse me?

• 1:03:47Speaker 01

  Alright.

• 1:03:48Speaker 05

  Huh?

• 1:03:48Speaker 01

  Nobody talks like that.

• 1:03:49Bobby Lee?

  No one, no one.

• 1:03:50Speaker 01

  I've never said amigo to anybody.

• 1:03:52Speaker 05

  Are you Mexican?

• 1:03:53Speaker 01

  I'm Mexican, dude.

• 1:03:54Speaker 05

  Sorry about that.

• 1:03:55Speaker 01

  I know. Are you white?

• 1:03:58Bobby Lee?

  Uh, just.

• 1:03:58Speaker 05

  Sure, yeah.

• 1:04:01Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, so you would, that's good, let me, no, not yet. We keep going.

• 1:04:08Speaker 02

  Do you have pets, animals?

• 1:04:09Bobby Lee?

  Of course not.

• 1:04:10Speaker 05

  No, I do, I have um, uh, uh, one, one of those lizards.

• 1:04:16Bobby Lee?

  Which lizard?

• 1:04:17Speaker 05

  I don't, I'm not sure what breed he is, but I had him for a couple of years now.

• 1:04:21Bobby Lee?

  And you feed it?

• 1:04:22Speaker 05

  No, he, that's like, he's an outside lizard.

• 1:04:25Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so he lives outside?

• 1:04:27Speaker 05

  No, he'll come in the house.

• 1:04:28Bobby Lee?

  Oh, he will?

• 1:04:29Speaker 05

  But he's from outs, it's like a...

• 1:04:31Speaker 02

  Is it a big one?

• 1:04:32Speaker 05

  No, like this big.

• 1:04:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh, and what do you feed it?

• 1:04:36Speaker 05

  I, he, that's his thing, he figures it out.

• 1:04:38Bobby Lee?

  Oh, he figures it out?

• 1:04:39Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:04:39Bobby Lee?

  So when he comes in the house, you don't feed it?

• 1:04:40Speaker 05

  I have a dead snake.

• 1:04:42Bobby Lee?

  Okay, where's that?

• 1:04:44Speaker 05

  In a tank.

• 1:04:46Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I, I thought you were referring to your penis.

• 1:04:48Speaker 05

  No, no, just a, like a snake.

• 1:04:53Bobby Lee?

  He's an incel, so I don't know.

• 1:04:55Speaker 05

  Hey, fuck you.

• 1:04:56Bobby Lee?

  Fuck you, dude.

• 1:04:57Speaker 05

  You're a Asian.

• 1:04:59Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good. Very good, very good slam. Very good slam. You have any questions for me?

• 1:05:05Speaker 05

  Uh... Not, not sure, I could come up with some.

• 1:05:11Bobby Lee?

  I love you so much. I really do.

• 1:05:15Speaker 05

  See, I don't know...

• 1:05:15Bobby Lee?

  I'm so proud of you.

• 1:05:16Speaker 05

  Is that like a gay thing or no?

• 1:05:17Bobby Lee?

  That's not a gay thing, I know, as a human, I just, I love you.

• 1:05:19Speaker 05

  Okay, well...

• 1:05:20Bobby Lee?

  I think you're a good kid.

• 1:05:21Speaker 05

  Thank, thanks.

• 1:05:22Bobby Lee?

  I think you're so interesting. I really do, I think you, I think you have a bright future, you know? I just, yeah, okay, but I, I would hope that like, if you got like even big, like right now you're getting good guests.

• 1:05:33Speaker 05

  Yep.

• 1:05:34Bobby Lee?

  But eventually you're, you're gonna get, you know, a guest that's gonna be really offended by what you say.

• 1:05:38Speaker 05

  It's happened before.

• 1:05:39Bobby Lee?

  Like who?

• 1:05:40Speaker 05

  Oh, that was all of the first episodes I did. The first ten, I didn't, the first ten, I didn't release the first ten before, like I had ten backed up.

• 1:05:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:49Speaker 05

  And those people didn't take, mo, half of them got very angry.

• 1:05:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I've seen you say things to girls that were like crazy.

• 1:05:55Speaker 05

  Uh, I don't think so.

• 1:05:57Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Like if I was a girl, and I had an OnlyFans, would you?

• 1:06:02Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 1:06:03Bobby Lee?

  That's what I'm saying.

• 1:06:04Speaker 05

  I haven't been rude to her.

• 1:06:06Bobby Lee?

  You haven't, no, you haven't been.

• 1:06:07Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:06:08Bobby Lee?

  No, you haven't been, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:06:09Speaker 02

  He's been nice.

• 1:06:09Bobby Lee?

  Very, well, I mean, because if he went in down you, I'd fucking kill him.

• 1:06:13Speaker 05

  I've been cordial.

• 1:06:14Bobby Lee?

  Yep. You've been cordial, I know.

• 1:06:16Speaker 05

  Why'd you go like this?

• 1:06:17Bobby Lee?

  Because that's what you did.

• 1:06:17Speaker 05

  No, I didn't, I don't go like that.

• 1:06:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:06:19Speaker 05

  I've never done that.

• 1:06:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you done it, yeah.

• 1:06:24Bobby Lee?

  Hey, man.

• 1:06:34Speaker 05

  Yeah, that one.

• 1:06:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. That's you, dude.

• 1:06:37Speaker 05

  You shouldn't go, you shouldn't do the... Never mind.

• 1:06:40Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead.

• 1:06:41Speaker 05

  It's okay.

• 1:06:42Bobby Lee?

  No, it's not okay.

• 1:06:42Speaker 05

  Oh, I thought you had long hair.

• 1:06:44Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:06:45Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:06:46Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:06:47Speaker 05

  Go ahead.

• 1:06:48Bobby Lee?

  What's gonna, what are you gonna do this month? Are you a podcast lined up?

• 1:06:52Speaker 05

  Yeah, I have, um... Who do I have? Who am I filming with or who am I releasing? I don't know.

• 1:06:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, who are you, who are your next guests in the next couple of episodes? That we could look forward to watching?

• 1:07:03Speaker 05

  Uh... Couple of comedians, um...

• 1:07:10Bobby Lee?

  Give me a name.

• 1:07:12Speaker 05

  Uh, no.

• 1:07:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, give me a fucking name.

• 1:07:15Speaker 05

  Okay, let me think how to... He's a very funny guy. You have to guess who it is, okay?

• 1:07:20Bobby Lee?

  Oh, good, good, good.

• 1:07:21Speaker 05

  Funny, very funny.

• 1:07:23Bobby Lee?

  Very funny?

• 1:07:23Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 1:07:24Bobby Lee?

  Okay. No, I need more specifics. I know a lot of funny guys.

• 1:07:27Speaker 05

  The way the game has to go is I give you one, then you'd guess it, and then I'll keep giving you more details.

• 1:07:32Bobby Lee?

  Tim Dillon?

• 1:07:33Speaker 05

  No, he's, uh, very strong.

• 1:07:37Bobby Lee?

  Brendan Schaub?

• 1:07:38Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah, you got it. After two.

• 1:07:40Bobby Lee?

  You're getting Brendan?

• 1:07:42Speaker 05

  No.

• 1:07:42Bobby Lee?

  Oh. You're not getting him. Now, who else, who are you getting?

• 1:07:47Speaker 05

  Uh, I think on Saturday I'm doing Rick Glassman.

• 1:07:51Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God. I can't imagine what that's gonna happen. I almost have to be there for it.

• 1:07:56Speaker 01

  I have to be there.

• 1:07:57Bobby Lee?

  A portal will open. Yeah, yeah, yeah, something will happen.

• 1:08:02Speaker 05

  Why?

• 1:08:03Bobby Lee?

  Because I just, I don't know... Your both energies are just...

• 1:08:07Speaker 05

  I don't know too much about him yet. I haven't started...

• 1:08:09Bobby Lee?

  He's a great guy, and he's very funny.

• 1:08:11Speaker 05

  I heard he's Jewish?

• 1:08:12Bobby Lee?

  Whatever. I mean, it has nothing to do with anything.

• 1:08:14Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:08:15Speaker 05

  Yeah, he does, a little.

• 1:08:17Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 1:08:18Speaker 01

  He knows.

• 1:08:18Bobby Lee?

  He knows what?

• 1:08:19Speaker 01

  I know him.

• 1:08:21Speaker 05

  I don't think, I think...

• 1:08:22Speaker 01

  I know he knows.

• 1:08:24Speaker 05

  Huh?

• 1:08:26Speaker 01

  He knows that, I know what he knows.

• 1:08:28Bobby Lee?

  Okay, but what do you know?

• 1:08:29Speaker 01

  About Jewish?

• 1:08:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, tell me about the Jews.

• 1:08:31Speaker 01

  I'm not gonna say it. He's gonna say it.

• 1:08:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, go ahead.

• 1:08:33Speaker 02

  He hates them.

• 1:08:34Speaker 05

  He hates Jews?

• 1:08:35Speaker 01

  You hate Jews? I didn't say that.

• 1:08:36Speaker 05

  What do you think about Jews?

• 1:08:37Bobby Lee?

  I mean, why do you hate the Jews?

• 1:08:38Speaker 01

  I don't hate the Jews.

• 1:08:39Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:08:40Speaker 05

  You like, you hate Jewish people?

• 1:08:42Speaker 02

  I like Jewish people.

• 1:08:42Bobby Lee?

  I love them.

• 1:08:43Speaker 05

  That's not true.

• 1:08:43Bobby Lee?

  I love them.

• 1:08:44Speaker 05

  You could...

• 1:08:45Bobby Lee?

  And I love Palestinian, I love everybody.

• 1:08:46Speaker 05

  I like Palestinian people.

• 1:08:48Bobby Lee?

  I love all of them.

• 1:08:49Speaker 05

  Not Jewish.

• 1:08:49Bobby Lee?

  Okay. I don't, I mean...

• 1:08:52Speaker 05

  We're on the same page, man, that guy.

• 1:08:54Bobby Lee?

  Are you on the same page?

• 1:08:54Speaker 01

  No, no, I just know he... He's Jewish.

• 1:08:56Speaker 05

  But you, I don't hate him.

• 1:08:58Speaker 01

  I love Jewish. I know, I love Steph Rogan, right?

• 1:09:01Speaker 05

  Steph Rogan?

• 1:09:02Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 1:09:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:03Speaker 01

  Have him on there.

• 1:09:04Speaker 05

  I just get the impression that we're on the same page.

• 1:09:06Speaker 01

  Hey, before you leave, I'm, I want a, a good compliment from you to me. Or.

• 1:09:11Bobby Lee?

  Or, yeah, or there's gonna be consequences. I get it, I get it.

• 1:09:14Speaker 05

  Okay, let's do it later.

• 1:09:15Bobby Lee?

  No, we'll do it now.

• 1:09:16Speaker 05

  No, later.

• 1:09:17Bobby Lee?

  No, no.

• 1:09:18Speaker 05

  It's okay. I'm not doing that.

• 1:09:20Bobby Lee?

  No. Give him a compliment, man.

• 1:09:23Speaker 05

  You, uh, are on a big podcast.

• 1:09:27Speaker 01

  Yes, I am.

• 1:09:28Speaker 05

  You're good, that's a nice.

• 1:09:29Bobby Lee?

  That's a pretty good po- compliment.

• 1:09:30Speaker 01

  Something about my, I don't know, my personality.

• 1:09:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, his look. Lie, just lie.

• 1:09:38Speaker 05

  No, I'm honest.

• 1:09:40Bobby Lee?

  Makes sense, we can move on.

• 1:09:41Speaker 05

  I'm an honest guy.

• 1:09:44Bobby Lee?

  Just his eyes.

• 1:09:45Speaker 05

  That's not helping, but I'm thinking.

• 1:09:47Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay.

• 1:09:48Speaker 05

  Let's move on.

• 1:09:49Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no.

• 1:09:50Speaker 05

  Let's move.

• 1:09:50Bobby Lee?

  He's got like, um.

• 1:09:51Speaker 05

  Next question.

• 1:09:52Bobby Lee?

  Chiseled cheeks. Just say chiseled cheeks. Chiseled cheeks.

• 1:09:55Speaker 05

  You have a face.

• 1:09:58Speaker 01

  I do have a face, just like you.

• 1:10:01Speaker 05

  That's, that's a nice compliment.

• 1:10:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:10:03Speaker 01

  I'll take that.

• 1:10:04Bobby Lee?

  Congratulations, Jaime, you have a face. And I've always known that about you.

• 1:10:08Speaker 05

  See, he even noticed that. Give him a compliment.

• 1:10:12Bobby Lee?

  I'll, I'll, I'll do it.

• 1:10:16Bobby Lee?

  Um, I think that you're, um, a kind person. I think that you, um, are very cute and marketable. Uh, I think that you, um, have, uh, you have a type of humor that is difficult to find. You know what I mean? It's, it, it goes for, it's like in between, you know, an innocent, like Chauncey Gardner.

• 1:10:46Bobby Lee?

  And then a real comedian, you know what I mean? Um, and I just think that you're just a joy to be around. Go ahead, Jules.

• 1:10:56Speaker 02

  I think you're very funny. You make the room like very like comfortable. You make everyone feel comfortable and you're just very nice.

• 1:11:06Speaker 01

  Did you hear that?

• 1:11:07Speaker 05

  I said, but I don't know you, so I don't know if you're nice. You know what I mean? I just met you, but you're, uh, we're on the same page about Jews.

• 1:11:13Speaker 01

  I don't, I'd be having sex.

• 1:11:14Speaker 05

  That's cool. I think I'm a smart guy and I think that if you have the same opinions as me, then you're a smart guy. Here you go.

• 1:11:20Bobby Lee?

  He doesn't.

• 1:11:22Speaker 01

  Who?

• 1:11:22Bobby Lee?

  You don't have the same opinions as him.

• 1:11:24Speaker 05

  Yeah, we do. We're on the same page.

• 1:11:26Speaker 01

  Oh, man.

• 1:11:26Speaker 05

  See, you're like denying my compliment. How can I even try it?

• 1:11:29Speaker 01

  Do you know what fiber is?

• 1:11:31Speaker 05

  Fiber?

• 1:11:33Speaker 05

  Uh, not the thing in food?

• 1:11:36Speaker 01

  Food, internet, what do you know?

• 1:11:38Bobby Lee?

  Okay, anyway, what a great podcast. We're gonna end there.

• 1:11:42Speaker 05

  That's it?

• 1:11:43Bobby Lee?

  Well, no, I mean, do you want, you have anything to plug?

• 1:11:46Speaker 05

  That's, yeah, that is my Instagram.

• 1:11:49Bobby Lee?

  Okay, you had Mark Norman on?

• 1:11:51Speaker 05

  Yep.

• 1:11:52Bobby Lee?

  That's insane.

• 1:11:55Bobby Lee?

  And then who else do you have?

• 1:11:56Speaker 05

  Donnell, David Lucas.

• 1:11:58Bobby Lee?

  Love him, Donnell.

• 1:12:00Speaker 05

  Rampage, Sam Hyde.

• 1:12:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:04Speaker 05

  And then this is from before. That's Jesse Lee right there.

• 1:12:07Speaker 01

  Dominic Cruz, so random.

• 1:12:08Bobby Lee?

  Oh, incredible. Anyway, go plug. So you plug his, you have a podcast, what's it called?

• 1:12:14Speaker 05

  Yeah, there it is, online.

• 1:12:15Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay, there it is, online. Just go find it. And, uh,

• 1:12:20Speaker 04

  The Matan Show.

• 1:12:21Bobby Lee?

  The Matan Show? And, uh, do you guys have any final questions from Matan? No, you guys.

• 1:12:27Speaker 04

  Um, what's the worst thing to hear when you're blowing, uh, Willie Nelson?

• 1:12:31Speaker 05

  Huh? I don't, I don't know who Willie Nelson is.

• 1:12:34Bobby Lee?

  What's the worst thing?

• 1:12:35Speaker 04

  I'm not Willie Nelson.

• 1:12:38Speaker 04

  I thought I'd crack him. I thought I'd crack him, uh, but, uh,

• 1:12:41Speaker 05

  Did you come up with that yourself?

• 1:12:43Speaker 04

  Oh, no, it's a street joke.

• 1:12:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he definitely did.

• 1:12:44Speaker 04

  It's a street joke.

• 1:12:45Bobby Lee?

  It's not gonna be a street joke.

• 1:12:46Speaker 04

  It's a street joke.

• 1:12:46Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead, Gilbert, try to give him a joke, maybe?

• 1:12:47Speaker 04

  It's a great street joke.

• 1:12:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:12:49Speaker 01

  Uh, blacks.

• 1:12:53Speaker 05

  What about them? I'll, I'll give you 10 bucks if you say it. Sim, off replies to anybody in the room.

• 1:13:00Speaker 01

  Whoa, we'll talk after.

• 1:13:03Speaker 05

  I need a video of it.

• 1:13:05Bobby Lee?

  What kind of response was that? Yeah, yeah, that was, don't, yeah, yeah, shake hands. Well, anyway, um, what a wild ride.

• 1:13:15Speaker 01

  Wait, I have one more.

• 1:13:16Bobby Lee?

  Oh, please.

• 1:13:16Speaker 01

  No, no, it's good, it's good.

• 1:13:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, go ahead.

• 1:13:20Speaker 01

  What do you call a Mexican from Mexico? Oh, fuck.

• 1:13:26Bobby Lee?

  Keep going. No, keep going with the premise. What do you call a Mexican from Mexico? No, you gotta keep, keep it. Say it again.

• 1:13:32Speaker 01

  What do you call a Mexican quarterback?

• 1:13:35Speaker 05

  Um, Mexican quarterback.

• 1:13:37Speaker 01

  El Paso.

• 1:13:39Bobby Lee?

  Yo.

• 1:13:40Speaker 01

  Get it?

• 1:13:42Speaker 05

  I got it. That's cool. I like it.

• 1:13:44Speaker 01

  Thank you. A black homeless man gave me that in Austin.

• 1:13:48Speaker 05

  Did you kick him?

• 1:13:49Speaker 01

  I didn't kick him.

• 1:13:50Speaker 05

  Why not?

• 1:13:51Speaker 01

  Cause he was homeless.

• 1:13:52Speaker 05

  Yeah, that, that, yeah, that's the point.

• 1:13:54Speaker 01

  I'm not gonna kick a homeless black dude.

• 1:13:58Speaker 01

  He just got stabbed. I didn't stab him. He got stabbed.

• 1:14:03Speaker 01

  It's Austin. You should go to Austin, man. We, we, we welcome you to Austin, okay?

• 1:14:08Speaker 05

  Oh, I'm going next month, actually, yeah.

• 1:14:10Speaker 01

  For what?

• 1:14:10Speaker 05

  I'm going on Joe Rogan.

• 1:14:11Speaker 01

  Oh, shit.

• 1:14:13Bobby Lee?

  Are you really?

• 1:14:14Speaker 05

  No.

• 1:14:19Speaker 05

  We're starting, uh, uh, we're, we're watching the, the, the UFC, the next month one.

• 1:14:25Bobby Lee?

  Very nice.

• 1:14:27Bobby Lee?

  Congratulations.

• 1:14:28Speaker 01

  How do we end this?

• 1:14:29Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna say, give him a ton of round of applause. Give him a ton of round of applause, everybody.

• 1:14:36Speaker 05

  You should go to the club.

• 1:15:00Speaker 00

  Jules, how was, um, on the mic, how was, uh, how did you feel after post, uh, dropouts?

• 1:15:08Speaker 02

  I don't know.

• 1:15:10Speaker 00

  I mean, walk me before you did dropouts. Like, I know George met up with you. How were you feeling weeks before?

• 1:15:15Speaker 02

  Oh, I was so scared. Like, I, like, a lot of anxiety.

• 1:15:20Speaker 00

  Really?

• 1:15:21Speaker 02

  Yeah, cuz I don't know them. It's like my first time going to like a podcast where I don't know anyone.

• 1:15:28Speaker 00

  Where it's not Bad Friends, Trash, or Tiger Belly?

• 1:15:31Speaker 02

  Yeah. I don't know those people, so I was just scared. And they're like the cool guys. Cuz they're like the young, like, hip podcast, so I was so scared.

• 1:15:40Speaker 00

  Did you know who they were before? Or Zach before?

• 1:15:42Speaker 02

  Yeah, they're like so famous on TikTok.

• 1:15:47Speaker 02

  So I was so scared.

• 1:15:49Speaker 01

  Did you like it?

• 1:15:50Speaker 02

  I liked it. They were really nice. Yeah.

• 1:15:53Speaker 00

  Yeah, I was, I saw when I, when I got there. And, uh, I was like, oh, I was like expecting you to be quiet, but like I got in there cuz I came like a little bit later. You, I felt you were already vibing with them.

• 1:16:03Speaker 02

  No, but when we walked in with George, it was awkward. Like, it was quiet and then...

• 1:16:09Speaker 01

  You have hair on the... It's just like a string of hair.

• 1:16:13Speaker 02

  And then...

• 1:16:16Speaker 02

  And then, I don't know. It was just, I don't know. I made it awkward cuz I was just so, so, so shy. But I think they, they helped. Like Zach was trying to make it seem like it's comfortable and everything.

• 1:16:28Speaker 00

  Yeah, the other guy was funny too.

• 1:16:30Speaker 02

  Jared? Or the one next to...

• 1:16:31Speaker 00

  The southern guy.

• 1:16:33Speaker 02

  Skylar?

• 1:16:33Speaker 00

  Skylar.

• 1:16:34Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:16:34Speaker 00

  He was funny.

• 1:16:35Speaker 02

  He was funny too, yeah.

• 1:16:37Speaker 00

  Alright, so, I mean, are we gonna do more of that or what?

• 1:16:40Speaker 01

  Hey, you have another Celsius?

• 1:16:41Speaker 02

  I don't know.

• 1:16:42Speaker 00

  You want a sip?

• 1:16:43Speaker 01

  No.

• 1:16:45Speaker 02

  Maybe. Yeah, there's coffee in the fridge.

• 1:16:49Speaker 01

  I'll drink coffee.

• 1:16:50Speaker 02

  You don't drink coffee? You don't like it?

• 1:16:53Speaker 01

  No, I was, we were at a funeral when I was like nine and uh they gave me a cup of coffee and

• 1:16:59Speaker 02

  You didn't like it?

• 1:17:00Speaker 01

  I didn't like it, so I just stopped drinking it because of the funeral.

• 1:17:03Speaker 02

  Have you tried?

• 1:17:04Speaker 01

  Matcha?

• 1:17:06Speaker 02

  No, like coffee after like?

• 1:17:08Speaker 01

  Hmm.

• 1:17:08Speaker 02

  Never?

• 1:17:10Speaker 01

  I don't need it. You don't need it.

• 1:17:12Speaker 02

  I need it. I'm always dead.

• 1:17:14Speaker 00

  You don't need it. Hey, do you have another Celsius? What's in coffee in Celsius?

• 1:17:18Speaker 01

  There's coffee in Celsius?

• 1:17:20Speaker 00

  There's caffeine.

• 1:17:20Speaker 02

  Caffeine.

• 1:17:21Speaker 01

  Okay, but coffee is like coffee, it's a black coffee.

• 1:17:23Speaker 00

  Has caffeine.

• 1:17:24Speaker 02

  But in coffee, you can have like milk, creamer.

• 1:17:28Speaker 01

  That's then what's the point of coffee? Anyways, REO Speedwagon, check them out.

• 1:17:34Speaker 02

  R.

• 1:17:34Speaker 01

  R E O.

• 1:17:35Speaker 02

  R E O?

• 1:17:36Speaker 01

  Speedwagon. And I'mma keep on loving you. That one, I like that one, I like. It's time for me to fly.

• 1:17:47Speaker 00

  Yeah?

• 1:17:48Speaker 01

  What's another one?

• 1:17:51Speaker 01

  What happened? You okay?

• 1:17:54Speaker 02

  Tito Bobby left the door on the terrace open.

• 1:18:01Speaker 00

  And?

• 1:18:02Speaker 02

  And he's not there, so I don't. But the cats are still inside the house, but it's just scary.

• 1:18:07Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 1:18:08Speaker 01

  Did you?

• 1:18:08Speaker 02

  I don't know, I haven't seen him. I kept calling Tito Bobby.

• 1:18:11Speaker 00

  Did you go in his room?

• 1:18:12Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:18:13Speaker 00

  Why, why did you say it like that?

• 1:18:15Speaker 02

  I don't know, just in case there's a girl or like.

• 1:18:18Speaker 01

  Ooh, hey, did you, were you a fan of One Direction?

• 1:18:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm so sad.

• 1:18:23Speaker 01

  I know, I cried.

• 1:18:24Speaker 00

  I thought that was a fake it for, I was kinda shocked.

• 1:18:26Speaker 01

  Hell, me, yeah. I cried a little bit.

• 1:18:29Speaker 02

  You, you were a fan?

• 1:18:31Speaker 01

  I wasn't a fan, it's just, um, I don't know, it's just touching.

• 1:18:35Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm so sad.

• 1:18:36Speaker 01

  Good album, songs.

• 1:18:39Speaker 00

  The song or like?

• 1:18:39Speaker 01

  The songs were good, um, you know.

• 1:18:41Speaker 00

  But you're sad about the death.

• 1:18:43Speaker 01

  Oh yeah, I'm sad about the death.

• 1:18:44Speaker 00

  That was crazy how you structured that sentence. Yeah, it was just sad that the songs were so good. Joel was like, I don't know how to tell him that.

• 1:18:53Speaker 01

  Did you cry?

• 1:18:54Speaker 02

  Yeah, I was crying the whole night when it got announced.

• 1:18:57Speaker 00

  He's young, thirty one.

• 1:18:58Speaker 02

  Yeah, so young.

• 1:18:59Speaker 01

  And then Shawn Mendes mentioned him on his tour this past.

• 1:19:03Speaker 02

  Oh, really?

• 1:19:04Speaker 01

  I cried at that too.

• 1:19:06Speaker 00

  The announcement or?

• 1:19:08Speaker 01

  Like he was, he was like, it was during his concert, Shawn Mendes, and he's like, I dedicate this song now to Liam. Cause it was by his friend too, but um, taking on the run. Take it on. It's a song from REO Speedway.

• 1:19:22Speaker 00

  What what is what's some other news? Give us I like this. Give us some news updates. What's going on?

• 1:19:27Speaker 01

  Oh, so. What happened?

• 1:19:30Speaker 02

  What happened?

• 1:19:31Speaker 01

  What's your deal?

• 1:19:33Speaker 02

  Nothing, I've just been.

• 1:19:34Speaker 01

  I was texting her.

• 1:19:35Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:19:36Speaker 01

  And she told me that she hates women's rights. Like, what's your deal on that?

• 1:19:40Speaker 02

  What do you mean? You don't even have my number.

• 1:19:44Speaker 01

  On messages, Instagram.

• 1:19:45Speaker 02

  Oh, Instagram.

• 1:19:47Speaker 01

  I have receipts.

• 1:19:48Speaker 00

  Wait, so you're saying you text. Is this real?

• 1:19:50Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:19:51Speaker 00

  Okay, I was so confused by that.

• 1:19:53Speaker 01

  What happened? Did you just fall off a coconut tree?

• 1:19:56Speaker 02

  Oh, my god.

• 1:19:59Speaker 01

  My mom used to tell me that.

• 1:20:02Speaker 00

  What what are some of your mom's jokes?

• 1:20:04Speaker 01

  My mom's jokes? What's wrong with these kids nowadays? Did they just fall off a coconut tree?

• 1:20:10Speaker 00

  Okay, nice.

• 1:20:11Speaker 01

  That's it.

• 1:20:12Speaker 02

  She did that joke too?

• 1:20:13Speaker 01

  No.

• 1:20:14Speaker 00

  She did it pre, uh, come on.

• 1:20:18Speaker 00

  Jules, what are some jokes your mom used to say, or your dad?

• 1:20:22Speaker 02

  Your Joel?

• 1:20:22Speaker 01

  Hmm.

• 1:20:23Speaker 02

  I just remember like she would like joke like just showing her pussy.

• 1:20:30Speaker 02

  That was a joke.

• 1:20:31Speaker 00

  Classic pussy flash from my mom.

• 1:20:33Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:20:34Speaker 01

  My mom, she used to.

• 1:20:36Speaker 00

  That's it? She would just show you her pussy?

• 1:20:38Speaker 02

  Yeah, like like all bush and he would she would just laugh.

• 1:20:42Speaker 00

  That sounds kind of that sounds pretty Filipino, actually.

• 1:20:44Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:20:45Speaker 00

  I feel like the women do have kind of like a guy humor situation.

• 1:20:49Speaker 01

  My mom, she would tell us whenever she got mad, she would tell us like. Um, laugh now, cuz you're not gonna be doing this when I'm dead. Oh, what are you gonna do when I'm dead? You know, who's gonna cook for you? That's kind of her joke in a way.

• 1:21:03Speaker 00

  Sounds like immigrant.

• 1:21:04Speaker 02

  Did she ever beat you?

• 1:21:05Speaker 01

  Yes. Did you? Did your mama beat you?

• 1:21:08Speaker 02

  Like with stick and everything?

• 1:21:09Speaker 01

  No, we didn't get sticks. We got belts. And when we got math, uh, when we ever had a math test, my dad was like poppers in our head.

• 1:21:17Speaker 02

  If you failed?

• 1:21:18Speaker 01

  Yeah, we got, yeah, for every wrong answer. So it was like ten questions, you know, I got like maybe six wrong. Six pop in my heads, you know. You know. Uh, another joke my mom used to do. Uh, she would say. I'll be like leaving the house and she's like, okay, go with Christ. And I'll be like, uh, come on, Jesus.

• 1:21:42Speaker 00

  I think that's your joke.

• 1:21:43Speaker 01

  I guess.

• 1:21:44Speaker 00

  That's your joke. That's not her. I guess she gave you the, like, the alley-oop.

• 1:21:49Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah. You know Spanish? Oh, yeah, we talked about this, right?

• 1:21:54Speaker 02

  Yeah, I just know like, numbers. Pretty boy, do you say la mesa?

• 1:22:00Speaker 01

  La mesa. You know what pinche?

• 1:22:03Speaker 02

  Tenedor?

• 1:22:03Speaker 01

  Tenor. Tenedor? Oh, tenor. My Spanish sucks.

• 1:22:09Speaker 00

  So you're correcting.

• 1:22:10Speaker 02

  You don't speak Spanish?

• 1:22:10Speaker 00

  You're correcting.

• 1:22:11Speaker 01

  I do. I do speak Spanish, but it's not the best.

• 1:22:13Speaker 02

  Ah.

• 1:22:14Speaker 01

  See. You know what pinche is?

• 1:22:17Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:22:17Speaker 00

  Pendejo, pinche pendejo?

• 1:22:19Speaker 01

  Pinche pendejo.

• 1:22:19Speaker 02

  I know pendejo.

• 1:22:21Speaker 01

  What is it? Don't know.

• 1:22:22Speaker 02

  Stupid. Yeah.

• 1:22:23Speaker 01

  So pinche is like, like, pinche, like bitch.

• 1:22:26Speaker 02

  Oh, bitch.

• 1:22:27Speaker 01

  Can you say pinche?

• 1:22:28Speaker 02

  Pinche.

• 1:22:29Speaker 01

  Pinche pendejo.

• 1:22:30Speaker 00

  I'm the kind of three, I want you to say shoes in Spanish, and I want you to say shoes in Tagalog. One, two, three.

• 1:22:36Speaker 02

  Sabatos.

• 1:22:37Speaker 00

  There we go. Wow.

• 1:22:39Speaker 01

  Wow. So familiar and similar.

• 1:22:44Speaker 00

  Familiar. You had a Spanish accent on that, dog.

• 1:22:48Speaker 01

  My, I was gonna tell you something. It's not about women's rights.

• 1:22:53Speaker 00

  Do you have anything about your dating life you want to share with Jules?

• 1:22:55Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah. Are you?

• 1:22:57Speaker 01

  Yeah, I have a girlfriend now. Legit.

• 1:23:00Speaker 00

  There you go, Jules. You helped him. They hadn't even heard.

• 1:23:02Speaker 01

  You want to see her?

• 1:23:02Speaker 02

  Yeah.