Ep 633 - Submerged in Silence

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• 0:00Matt McCusker?

  Wow, wow, Wes.

• 0:01Speaker 01

  You know what sucks? I think I got my haircut in this shirt.

• 0:04Matt McCusker?

  Uh, it's itchy?

• 0:05Speaker 01

  Took it off and now I got fucking hairs all over me.

• 0:07Matt McCusker?

  They got the new.

• 0:08Speaker 01

  So if I'm a little grumpy during this podcast, you'll know why.

• 0:11Matt McCusker?

  That would fucking bug me.

• 0:13Speaker 01

  Dumbass. I caught Phil with a nice dumbass.

• 0:15Matt McCusker?

  Call him with a dumbass?

• 0:16Speaker 01

  Yeah, it was great.

• 0:16Matt McCusker?

  Calling your dad with a dumbass.

• 0:18Speaker 01

  He didn't know I was, no, he didn't know I was home and I heard him call my mom a dumbass. I've talked to him about it. He gave it to me. She was like, you take out the trash? He's like, I'm doing it now, you dumbass. I go, Jesus Christ, Phil. He started laughing. How you talk to her?

• 0:33Matt McCusker?

  And you struck back with a dumbass?

• 0:34Speaker 01

  Yeah, you dumbass.

• 0:36Matt McCusker?

  That's so funny.

• 0:36Speaker 01

  Talking to your wife like that? I'm doing it right. What do you think I'm doing, dumbass? Jesus Christ, Phil.

• 0:42Matt McCusker?

  Although.

• 0:44Speaker 01

  Yeah, me taking the trash out and someone be like, did you do it?

• 0:47Matt McCusker?

  Bro.

• 0:47Speaker 01

  Fucking doing it right now.

• 0:48Matt McCusker?

  I literally have the bag in my hand. It's like having a, uh, an extra voice in your head that you're like, I, I don't need extra narration.

• 0:56Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's already, things are pretty bleak inside of my head already. I don't need one more person to be like, did you do anything today? What'd you do? No, I was just thinking that. What'd you, what'd you fucking do?

• 1:09Matt McCusker?

  Also, you know when you have a GPS on, you know how annoying the voice is already? Then you put another voice on, you're like, no, I get this other voice the fuck out. We don't need another voice.

• 1:16Speaker 01

  I will say people that use GPS audio in the car, that's a big pet peeve of mine.

• 1:21Matt McCusker?

  It's crazy. I always turn it off.

• 1:22Speaker 01

  You have to turn it off.

• 1:23Matt McCusker?

  You have to.

• 1:24Speaker 01

  When it cuts off, when it cuts off the tunes with some directions.

• 1:29Matt McCusker?

  Nothing. There's, especially when you're blasting tunes on the highway and it's like, coming up in five, you're like, alright, yeah. I'd rather also just miss an exit. If that's the case, I'll miss the exit and I'll make up time and blast tunes.

• 1:40Speaker 01

  Remember how excited, how dumb our culture is that we were all very excited about, uh, Snoop Dogg voiced the Garmin?

• 1:48Matt McCusker?

  No, I didn't know.

• 1:49Speaker 01

  You could change the voices of like GPS and people were like, check this shit out.

• 1:52Matt McCusker?

  Dude, that shit chaps my ass as well.

• 1:54Speaker 01

  It was a big thing for us.

• 1:55Matt McCusker?

  Snoop Dogg Incorporated, again, I had no, no shade to the man. Snoop Dogg Incorporated kinda chaps my ass. He's just, he's like, every fucking time I turn around, I'll be like five below and it's like a Snoop Dogg bobblehead. I'm like, dude, I'm not fucking Snoop Dogg.

• 2:08Speaker 01

  Yeah, he's all over the place.

• 2:09Matt McCusker?

  Again, I'm, I'm obviously hating here, but it's like, he has like a massive, he's like, he has a hand in everything.

• 2:14Speaker 01

  Yeah. He's got Paul and everything.

• 2:18Speaker 01

  Wow, wow, wow, you B O, you B A.

• 2:21Matt McCusker?

  Dude, I got humiliated. I got humiliated at the, uh.

• 2:25Speaker 01

  I can't stop listening to that song.

• 2:28Matt McCusker?

  So I got humiliated at the pool. Early in the morning, this is like, oh, like a couple of weeks ago. It was actually, it was really funny. I was, I was swimming. It was like, it was like six o'clock in the morning.

• 2:37Speaker 01

  Water dog.

• 2:37Matt McCusker?

  I'm like, I am a bit of a water dog.

• 2:39Speaker 01

  Crazy.

• 2:40Matt McCusker?

  Well, dude, it was, I was so excited because one of my friends was gonna come swim with me and now, now that I'm good at swimming, I'm so excited to show people how fast I can swim.

• 2:48Speaker 01

  How often, how long do you swim?

• 2:50Matt McCusker?

  For like 40 minutes, 30 minutes.

• 2:52Speaker 01

  That's not, I was like, if you're retreating from your family to the pool, it's so fucking sick to be like, getting yelled at. I'd be like, I have to do this.

• 2:59Matt McCusker?

  I have to swim.

• 3:00Speaker 01

  Swim, I'm swimming, dude. It's quiet down here. It's quiet in the pool.

• 3:03Matt McCusker?

  It's so quiet. Underwater is like, dude, I've said it before, I love chilling underwater, but.

• 3:08Speaker 01

  Dude, it's probably so loud all the time at your house.

• 3:10Matt McCusker?

  It's so loud, dude. I just, I just came from just absolute.

• 3:13Speaker 01

  To the depths and go, oh.

• 3:15Matt McCusker?

  Dude, I just, I just came from like insanity. Just, it was just, I was just trying to get lunch together.

• 3:19Speaker 01

  How much did you wanna get in the pool while you were there?

• 3:21Matt McCusker?

  Bro, every day. It's all I want. I wanna get in the pool every day and just go, as soon as I jump in and go underwater and I start just working on my perfect freestyle stroke, it's, I'm fucking rocking.

• 3:30Speaker 01

  Perfect stroke.

• 3:31Matt McCusker?

  Dude, so I, it's six, six o'clock in the morning. I'm like so hyped. I'm like, alright, I'm here a little early. I was like, I'll be here in a minute. My goggles are like super scratched up and shitty, so I can't see anything. So I come up, I, I heard that gate clank and I'm like, nice. So I just like come up, I come out of a lap, pop out of the water. I'm like, what up, bro? It's super early in the morning.

• 3:49Speaker 01

  Just somebody else.

• 3:50Matt McCusker?

  Just an Asian lady. And it's so early. It's so, it's almost like, I mean, it's not almost, it's offensive. It seems as if I'm popped out of the water, like pre-dawn to just riz up this lady with these silver reflective goggles.

• 4:03Speaker 01

  I thought you were a crock. She might have had flashbacks.

• 4:10Matt McCusker?

  And I like, I didn't hear any response. I'm like, weird. And I pop him up and I'm like, oh my God, I'm so sorry. I was like, my friend's coming here in a second. You're like, yeah, my bad. Dude, he no-shows me. So now I swim next to her for an hour. Now I look like a fucking psycho and a liar. And I, I had to, I had to just like stay the whole time and just like wait till she got out of the pool and then I was like, alright, I'm out of here. This is, I kept like looking at the gate and I was like, fuck.

• 4:33Speaker 01

  It was sucker. She got out when you wanted to get out. You can't get out.

• 4:36Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 4:37Speaker 01

  You can't get out simultaneously.

• 4:38Matt McCusker?

  No. I, I mean, I just, I use, I also, I race the old Asian ladies every time. I just try to clock their pace and I'm like, alright, I gotta, I gotta stay up.

• 4:46Speaker 01

  You're beating them.

• 4:47Matt McCusker?

  I tried to, yeah. Dude, some of them are machines, dude. Some of them, you can tell. They, they got like trained by the government or something. They, dude, there's no way a 70 year old lady should be whipping my ass like that.

• 4:58Speaker 01

  There's a Go Home G I.

• 4:59Matt McCusker?

  She got selected.

• 5:00Speaker 01

  I've been playing a lot of Hell at Loose, so I got, I got Asians on the brain.

• 5:03Matt McCusker?

  Do you, right?

• 5:06Speaker 01

  Go home, G I.

• 5:08Matt McCusker?

  So what do you, what, what do you fight?

• 5:09Speaker 01

  I like, I mean, I, I'm N V A a lot myself.

• 5:11Matt McCusker?

  Really?

• 5:12Speaker 01

  Yeah. I like to get in there. The AK-47, say that, G I, go home. It's G I. G I, your government does not love you, G I. Your government has abandoned you, G I.

• 5:22Matt McCusker?

  Who gave them the AK-47? Was that the Russians gave it to them?

• 5:24Speaker 01

  Yeah. Russia and China.

• 5:26Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, they've been boys. They've been bricked up for a minute.

• 5:28Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 5:29Matt McCusker?

  They've been bricked.

• 5:30Speaker 01

  Boys, dude. They're so gay. They're so gay.

• 5:33Matt McCusker?

  Calling their currency, calling their currency bricked is crazy. Bricked currency.

• 5:41Speaker 01

  It's kinda nice now. Yeah, now you're saying it's pretty nice.

• 5:44Matt McCusker?

  Well, right now, we're, we're, they're in a weird part, or we're in a weird position now. We're like, we're kind of working, I think, hand in hand with China a little bit because they need that ermuse oil.

• 5:53Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 5:54Matt McCusker?

  They need that stuff and we don't. So I think they're actually trying to be like, come on, dude, let's, let's squash this big beef. We're in the middle of a beef right now.

• 6:01Speaker 01

  You think it's 4D?

• 6:02Matt McCusker?

  Huh?

• 6:02Speaker 01

  You think Trump's 4D?

• 6:03Matt McCusker?

  I don't know.

• 6:04Speaker 01

  He's saying, dude, this is all going to plan. China, China's gotta listen to us now.

• 6:08Matt McCusker?

  They kinda do.

• 6:10Speaker 01

  Maybe.

• 6:10Matt McCusker?

  Unless they get bricked up enough.

• 6:12Speaker 01

  I've run into some Trump bros that believe that.

• 6:13Matt McCusker?

  Really?

• 6:14Speaker 01

  Like full on, yeah.

• 6:15Matt McCusker?

  Well, that's that. I, I just read the news about the sanctions, so I was kinda like, you know, we'll see what's up, but apparently he's checking his fucking chicken.

• 6:22Speaker 01

  How the fuck's he running?

• 6:24Matt McCusker?

  He's definitely just realized he's burning his chicken. That's, the chicken's been cooking on a grill.

• 6:28Speaker 01

  He's rerunning.

• 6:28Matt McCusker?

  That chicken just clocked like 19 minutes at 450 degrees. That chicken's, that chicken's bricked up right now.

• 6:37Speaker 01

  There's probably a shadow on the.

• 6:38Matt McCusker?

  He was like, he was like a mother hen. He was like a mother hen running to his flock.

• 6:42Speaker 01

  La Mer is meal prepping right now. He is. Gardini walked in on a roommate spat.

• 6:48Matt McCusker?

  Ooh.

• 6:49Speaker 01

  Gardini walked in and I was like, this isn't mine. This isn't, who the fucks is this?

• 6:54Speaker 01

  Whole fucking fridge is filled with like Japanese condiments.

• 6:57Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, man.

• 6:58Speaker 01

  It's all he buys.

• 7:00Matt McCusker?

  Dude, you're opening your fridge, it's like, G I, go home.

• 7:02Speaker 01

  Yeah, literally. I open it, I go, oh, yes. G I would never eat that. I'm G I. He's N V A.

• 7:10Matt McCusker?

  Death to the Steel Dragon.

• 7:13Speaker 01

  You gotta scream Steel Dragon when you shoot down the helicopters, yeah.

• 7:17Matt McCusker?

  Fuck, that's awesome.

• 7:18Speaker 01

  I'm more of a mortar man though.

• 7:19Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 7:19Speaker 01

  I love firing a mortar.

• 7:21Matt McCusker?

  Aight, dude, that is, something about that whole trajectory and, yeah.

• 7:25Speaker 01

  It's very enjoyable. And then you just hear a little, makes a little noise if you hit somebody, you go, yes.

• 7:29Matt McCusker?

  This is Hell at Loose Vietnam?

• 7:31Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 7:31Matt McCusker?

  Brother. That's gotta be crazy. That was kinda, that was a big mortar off, wasn't it, back then?

• 7:36Speaker 01

  Yeah, it was a lot of mortars.

• 7:37Matt McCusker?

  You just chill. Well, I, I heard, I was reading that one book and they said it would just like, you would sit on a base and you'd just be getting blasted with mortars. And you'd be like, alright, let's go find these guys. And you walk around the woods, maybe see a guy, shoot him, farmer. You'd be like, dang it.

• 7:49Speaker 01

  Dang, it was a farmer.

• 7:50Matt McCusker?

  Dang, that was a farmer.

• 7:51Speaker 01

  But at night, he was maybe firing that mortar.

• 7:53Matt McCusker?

  Exactly.

• 7:54Speaker 01

  And during the day, I go, no, I'm just a farmer, G I. G I, go home. I'm just a farmer. You go, nah, I'm not taking any chances. My buddy just got blown up, so.

• 8:02Matt McCusker?

  Yeah. Well, then it turned into.

• 8:03Speaker 01

  I don't know what I'm doing here, uh.

• 8:04Matt McCusker?

  Weren't the last couple of years like brutal urban warfare?

• 8:07Speaker 01

  It was, yeah, there was a lot of that.

• 8:08Matt McCusker?

  Close quarters?

• 8:09Speaker 01

  Yeah. Saigon, they got a little active.

• 8:12Matt McCusker?

  Dude, that shit, Vietnam War, it's no joke.

• 8:15Speaker 01

  Vietnam was tough. A Vietnamese man just burned himself, uh, this week.

• 8:18Matt McCusker?

  What?

• 8:19Speaker 01

  My Twitter, I got on Twitter again and it's, uh, it's terrible sex acts and death.

• 8:24Matt McCusker?

  Oh, no.

• 8:24Speaker 01

  So I saw a Vietnamese guy burn himself on a bench. That was terrible.

• 8:29Matt McCusker?

  Isn't, but don't they get like, that's kinda like bossed up. If you burn yourself.

• 8:32Speaker 01

  That's why I was bringing it up from Vietnam, because the monks used to hit that.

• 8:34Matt McCusker?

  Yeah. They would build a temple where you burned yourself.

• 8:36Speaker 01

  How'd that, uh, chicken go?

• 8:39Matt McCusker?

  It's burnt. You burnt the chicken.

• 8:41Speaker 01

  It's not burnt. It's not.

• 8:42Matt McCusker?

  You worked up a hell of a sweat.

• 8:45Matt McCusker?

  10 foot jog.

• 8:46Speaker 01

  It's hot, dude. It's in the grill. The chicken's, it's coming out smoky, I think, yeah, beep, beep. It's almost done.

• 8:52Matt McCusker?

  It's looking good.

• 8:53Speaker 01

  It's looking good.

• 8:53Matt McCusker?

  You just missed the, you missed the alarm.

• 8:55Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 8:57Matt McCusker?

  What temp, what temp are you cooking that at?

• 8:59Speaker 01

  It's about 425.

• 9:00Matt McCusker?

  Yep.

• 9:02Speaker 01

  Allegedly, dude. There's no way you got that temperature right on that grill. Dude, I got it up 425.

• 9:07Matt McCusker?

  You'd think it was a thousand degrees the way you're sweating, man.

• 9:12Speaker 01

  It's hot. You look like you're coming from Hell at Loose. You look like you just came from the shit, dude.

• 9:18Speaker 01

  I get it, man. I've been in the shit all week.

• 9:21Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, so how, what, how is the new Vietnam Hell at Loose?

• 9:24Speaker 01

  It's pretty sick.

• 9:24Matt McCusker?

  It's pretty, it's rocking?

• 9:26Speaker 01

  If you're playing with buddies, it's very fun.

• 9:27Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 9:28Speaker 01

  I try to go solo. I play five minutes. Somebody shoots me in the head, I go, fuck this.

• 9:33Matt McCusker?

  So what's the gameplay like from the perspective of the Vietcong?

• 9:37Speaker 01

  Uh, the cool thing is the Vietcong, you get, uh, you can do tunnels. You can kinda pop up anywhere on the map, whereas if you're playing as the US, you get helicopters, which are also pretty cool. If somebody's good at helicopters, like I just played a game before you got here, somebody's killing us with the helicopters. Yeah. And as a mortar man, that's not good. You don't want them getting behind our line. They kept getting behind our line and killing us.

• 10:01Matt McCusker?

  You don't want that at all?

• 10:01Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 10:02Matt McCusker?

  Coming up through a tunnel?

• 10:03Speaker 01

  Well, I was an N V A mortar man.

• 10:06Matt McCusker?

  What?

• 10:07Speaker 01

  And I was saying, G I, boom. G I, go home. This is not your fight, G I.

• 10:14Matt McCusker?

  Did they really say that in the game?

• 10:16Speaker 01

  No, it's just everybody, every single person screams it the whole time.

• 10:21Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, that's so fun.

• 10:22Speaker 01

  The other one that was good was Hold Fast. If you played with the French, everyone just screams, Vive la France.

• 10:27Matt McCusker?

  Oh, yeah, I remember that.

• 10:29Speaker 01

  Everyone just screaming Vive la France. It's very fun.

• 10:31Matt McCusker?

  I actually remember that. You guys were playing Capture the Flag or something. Vive la France, Vive la France. Yeah, that's awesome. Hell at Loose Vietnam, although, is it too soon? Like, what do you think the moratorium is on?

• 10:42Speaker 01

  On viges for a war? No, you can do, I mean, Call of Duty's doing future war.

• 10:46Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, that's pretty crazy.

• 10:47Speaker 01

  We're doing Taiwan, China.

• 10:49Matt McCusker?

  True.

• 10:51Matt McCusker?

  But you haven't seen the Middle East war yet.

• 10:54Speaker 01

  In what?

• 10:55Matt McCusker?

  In a vid- in a vijay.

• 10:56Speaker 01

  Yeah, you have. What are you insane? What are you stupid?

• 10:57Matt McCusker?

  Call of Duty, as I said that, I'm like, oh yeah, Call of Duty is already doing it.

• 11:00Speaker 01

  Fucking person.

• 11:01Matt McCusker?

  But aren't they always kind of vague, though?

• 11:03Speaker 01

  Oh, they're always like vague about who the countries are. Yeah, they literally are like, he's the head of Durka Durka Stan.

• 11:10Matt McCusker?

  Durka Durka Stan.

• 11:11Speaker 01

  Mohammed Jihad, Durka Durka Stan.

• 11:15Speaker 01

  Which is kind of a little more disrespectful.

• 11:17Matt McCusker?

  Durka Durka Stan is crazy.

• 11:18Speaker 01

  Well, that, yeah, but it's always something, yeah, they're like, what would an Arabic country be called?

• 11:23Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 11:25Matt McCusker?

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• 13:02Speaker 01

  What's he doing back there? He's lurking, gator. The spider is preparing. It's good, the spider is just cooking.

• 13:10Matt McCusker?

  I know.

• 13:10Speaker 01

  Never, never cooks. He decided during the podcast today, I'll cook.

• 13:16Speaker 01

  Jesus Christ.

• 13:17Matt McCusker?

  Especially, I want to know if you're meal prepping for one or two.

• 13:21Speaker 01

  He's in the jog again.

• 13:23Matt McCusker?

  He's running again.

• 13:26Speaker 01

  I've been.

• 13:27Matt McCusker?

  I need a full photo reveal of this chicken. I do not believe that this is not.

• 13:30Speaker 01

  He's actually, I don't want to compliment him to his face, but he's a pretty good cook.

• 13:34Matt McCusker?

  I heard he's a good cook, yeah.

• 13:35Speaker 01

  He's a pretty good cook.

• 13:37Matt McCusker?

  I think anything to re-learns, he like osmosis. He likes to morph in the genetic field.

• 13:43Speaker 01

  He's been leaving his door open while he's gaming. I haven't been home as much as, so now that I'm home, I'm picking up on his tent. He's been used to cat being away.

• 13:51Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 13:51Speaker 01

  Mouse has been playing, so I like to go back there and slam the door as hard as I can.

• 13:58Speaker 01

  While he's talking to people, I can hear him talking to people. I'm like, don't you close the door.

• 14:04Matt McCusker?

  You should also, you should maintain an open door policy.

• 14:07Speaker 01

  No, he's so loud, dude. He blasts shit. You remember when Cody Rhodes went in his room, it's so loud.

• 14:12Matt McCusker?

  True.

• 14:13Speaker 01

  And he screams about Street Fighter for hours, struggling with the door, he's in.

• 14:19Matt McCusker?

  I gotta see this chicken, Lemare.

• 14:20Speaker 01

  Maybe he's present the chicken.

• 14:21Matt McCusker?

  Present the chicken to the cam. Let's see what we're working with here.

• 14:24Speaker 01

  Damn, that thing, you can smell the burnt.

• 14:29Matt McCusker?

  Hey, that's gonna burn your fucking, that's gonna burn your little beak, dude.

• 14:33Speaker 02

  Well, maybe for lunch.

• 14:34Matt McCusker?

  Yo, that's a great cross char.

• 14:35Speaker 01

  We can eat the chicken.

• 14:36Matt McCusker?

  Although you might have selected your most healthy piece. Let me see, let me present that to the cam.

• 14:40Speaker 02

  Why are you dripping it into the cup?

• 14:42Matt McCusker?

  Cause it is dripping. That's actually really considerate. Cause she had the cam, Lemare, that's actually good fucking chicken, man.

• 14:48Speaker 01

  Looks a little raw, TBH. I'd like to see the inside.

• 14:53Matt McCusker?

  I like the way you, I like the way you put the pepper on it, Lemare.

• 14:55Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 14:56Matt McCusker?

  A lot of people are scared to put a little pepper on there.

• 14:58Speaker 01

  When are you gonna make chicken Alfredo again?

• 15:01Speaker 01

  A little less pepper on the Alfredo. You get a little wacky with that, but I, I like what you're. Oh, I need it, Lemare. This redeems everything. If you do that, we can have an open door video game tonight. You can have Street Fighter as loud as you want if you make chicken Alfredo.

• 15:21Speaker 01

  And you can play as girl characters again. I won't make fun of you.

• 15:27Matt McCusker?

  I mean Alfredo is what a peacemaker.

• 15:29Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's nice.

• 15:30Matt McCusker?

  Chicken Alfredo is crazy. It honestly, arguably could be the best food.

• 15:35Speaker 01

  Then I'll come home after a few drinks. It'll be in the fridge. I'll go, I can take a bite. He'll never notice. And then drunk enough to go, fuck dad, he lives here. I'll fucking eat the whole fucking thing. And then I eat a little bit of it and I go, why would I be a dick, dude? He made this. And then I stop.

• 15:51Speaker 01

  This isn't tradition. It's a tradition unlike any other.

• 15:57Matt McCusker?

  Just lording over a big thing of Alfredo.

• 15:59Speaker 01

  Why shouldn't I?

• 16:00Matt McCusker?

  I deserve.

• 16:02Speaker 01

  Why shouldn't I? Lemare, you gonna play Hello Looz with me today? All right, that's exciting. What time's your show?

• 16:09Speaker 03

  Uh, eight, seven, eight.

• 16:11Speaker 01

  I think that gives us several hours.

• 16:13Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'll play Hello Looz, yeah, yeah.

• 16:14Matt McCusker?

  Time you goom in right after this?

• 16:16Speaker 01

  We'll probably goom as hard as we can after this.

• 16:17Matt McCusker?

  Let's go, yeah, let's definitely goom after this. I'm in no particular rush.

• 16:22Speaker 03

  Hell, yeah. They got new basketballs.

• 16:25Speaker 01

  And they did get new basketballs.

• 16:27Matt McCusker?

  Ooh. Bro, could be, could be time for the rematch.

• 16:34Speaker 01

  They're not ready, dude.

• 16:38Speaker 03

  One week prep. One week prep, come back with the shorts, my water shoes.

• 16:43Speaker 01

  All right.

• 16:44Matt McCusker?

  True.

• 16:45Speaker 01

  Damn.

• 16:46Matt McCusker?

  Aqua socks.

• 16:47Speaker 01

  That's crazy, dude. You have a boner.

• 16:52Matt McCusker?

  You have a fucking boner, bro.

• 16:56Speaker 01

  You thought about pool basketball, jumping on the guy.

• 17:00Matt McCusker?

  You're confirming Lemare's honker theory.

• 17:02Speaker 01

  Well, he's, yeah. He does have a honk, those two have honkers. Meesee got blessed with the Alfredo.

• 17:12Matt McCusker?

  He's got the creamy Alfredo.

• 17:18Matt McCusker?

  We need to go back to that just fucking smaller the penis. It's like, everyone's like, that's the ideal.

• 17:24Speaker 01

  Obviously.

• 17:25Matt McCusker?

  Ancient Greece. Ever gives Ancient Greece so much shit? They had the idea that like, bro, you're rocking a penis, we're gonna immortalize you in marble. You're the man. You're the man. You got so much energy.

• 17:36Speaker 01

  I just got another girl 9/11 text. Today's girl 9/11.

• 17:39Matt McCusker?

  Oh, yeah, Dolly Parton.

• 17:40Speaker 01

  R.I.P. Dolly. They're all getting the news at different times and everyone's getting texts from girls.

• 17:46Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 17:46Speaker 01

  It's going, oh my god, Dolly Parton died. I'm so sad.

• 17:49Matt McCusker?

  I didn't, I didn't even know till you told me. I'm excited to break the news.

• 17:55Matt McCusker?

  Well, I'm just excited.

• 17:56Speaker 01

  Bring down the thunder. Your girl's gonna be like James Cameron getting out of the sub. You're gonna go, James, you're gonna want to sit down. 9/11 happened when you were underwater.

• 18:09Matt McCusker?

  He was underwater for?

• 18:10Speaker 01

  I think he was underwater during 9/11.

• 18:12Matt McCusker?

  Huge fan of underwater, by the way. That guy might be the biggest fan of underwater.

• 18:15Speaker 01

  He must have a crazy family. He's always, he's in an abyss every day.

• 18:22Matt McCusker?

  The pressure could kill you. He's like, I'm totally fine.

• 18:26Speaker 01

  Must have the loudest house, dude. He's like, I gotta go to the bottom of the ocean.

• 18:34Speaker 01

  He was underwater during 9/11.

• 18:35Matt McCusker?

  He was underwater during 9/11.

• 18:37Speaker 01

  There's some classic 9/11s. There was the other one is, uh, what's his name? Was dressed up like the turtle. Uh, master disguise. Uh, why am I forgetting? It's Dana Carvey was a turtle, turtle. He's in a turtle costume watching 9/11.

• 18:50Matt McCusker?

  What? Why was he dressed as a turtle?

• 18:54Speaker 01

  Cause he was filming a movie. There was some sesame, there was some Sesame Street characters on, uh, Good Morning America. Elmo had to fucking go, oh.

• 19:04Matt McCusker?

  Oh, oh god.

• 19:07Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 19:08Matt McCusker?

  Not all Muslims are bad. Let's not forget everybody.

• 19:12Speaker 01

  No, 9/11, Elmo was like, get him.

• 19:16Matt McCusker?

  Turn it to glass. Where'd the guys in the top floor go?

• 19:21Speaker 01

  It is the, the, you know, as silly as America is, we're always, we're probably the most silly country.

• 19:27Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 19:27Speaker 01

  There's every other, those, the serious countries, the war countries are always pretty serious.

• 19:31Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 19:32Speaker 01

  It's kind of like if a tragedy happens to us, somebody's goofing off when it happens.

• 19:36Matt McCusker?

  That's true.

• 19:37Speaker 01

  Like Pearl Harbor, there was a bunch of people wearing fucking grass skirts, fucking coconut bras, hammered.

• 19:43Matt McCusker?

  True.

• 19:44Speaker 01

  Oh shit. We never thought it could happen to us.

• 19:49Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I always forget about Pearl Harbor. I don't know why. I think it's like, I mean, it was definitely kind of nothing compared to 9/11. Is that fair to say? But it was a military base, right?

• 19:59Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 20:00Matt McCusker?

  Which not good at all.

• 20:02Speaker 01

  No, it was definitely, death toll, death toll was.

• 20:05Matt McCusker?

  Was it really?

• 20:06Speaker 01

  Comparable, I think almost, probably, for some reason, I'm thinking like 3,000 each.

• 20:12Matt McCusker?

  Dang.

• 20:12Speaker 01

  Like similar.

• 20:15Speaker 01

  Yeah, and.

• 20:19Speaker 01

  Yeah, very similar, actually.

• 20:20Matt McCusker?

  Eesh. That's terrible. Some, I don't know why I thought Pearl Harbor was like kinda light duty. Obviously not great. So that, that was fucking nasty.

• 20:29Speaker 01

  It was mean as hell.

• 20:30Matt McCusker?

  It was mean.

• 20:31Speaker 01

  It was horrible what they did.

• 20:33Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 20:33Speaker 01

  Punks.

• 20:34Matt McCusker?

  That was, that was a big time punk move.

• 20:36Speaker 01

  And we said, GI, come over here.

• 20:38Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 20:39Speaker 01

  And GI's coming over there. You should have done that.

• 20:43Matt McCusker?

  Now we're best friends.

• 20:44Speaker 01

  Now we're buddies.

• 20:45Matt McCusker?

  It's every time. Everyone's, it's a classic story of two dudes having to fucking square up and wrestle.

• 20:49Speaker 01

  I agree.

• 20:50Matt McCusker?

  And being like, alright dude, you're actually kinda sick.

• 20:51Speaker 01

  Yeah. That's what we did. That's what I was saying. Yeah, we did that to the south.

• 20:56Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 20:56Speaker 01

  In the civil war. We beat the fuck out of them so bad. They love America more than anyone.

• 21:00Matt McCusker?

  That's, yeah.

• 21:00Speaker 01

  All day, they wave American flags. We're like, dude, you're, it's kinda pussy of you. Why are you like, fucking kinda hate America? You guys got rocked, dude.

• 21:09Matt McCusker?

  North Korea kinda wants to tussle a little bit. I heard they've been blasting their Acme rockets into the ocean again. They've been, they've been showing out again.

• 21:16Speaker 01

  And Trump dogs, Trump, I'd look, a lot of people criticize Trump for that. I like the way he handles them.

• 21:21Matt McCusker?

  What does he do?

• 21:21Speaker 01

  It's just like, dude, we're boys. This is crazy. Why are you guys acting up, dude? You know me and Kim Jong are boys.

• 21:27Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, true.

• 21:28Speaker 01

  And everyone's like, I can't believe he's being his friend. It's like, guys are fucking retarded with rockets. Well, I guess they both are retards with rockets. But Trump's work.

• 21:35Matt McCusker?

  Here's the thing. It's like, you can say, there's nine, nine hundred ninety bad things. You can make his personality, this and that. The fact that he kinda gels with Kim Jong Un is like, let him have one redeeming trip.

• 21:46Speaker 01

  Yeah, I think that's not that.

• 21:47Matt McCusker?

  No one else can fucking chill with that guy besides Dennis Rodman.

• 21:51Speaker 01

  He does love like eighties, nineties, bad boys.

• 21:54Matt McCusker?

  He's probably, that's why he loves Trump.

• 21:55Speaker 01

  Exactly.

• 21:56Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 21:56Speaker 01

  Loves eighties, nineties, bad boys.

• 21:58Matt McCusker?

  He does love eighties, nineties, bad boys.

• 22:00Speaker 01

  It's probably cause that's all he got. It was like eighties, nineties movies, bad boys in eighties, nineties movies. Now he gets to hang out with bad boys from eighties, nineties.

• 22:09Matt McCusker?

  I mean, dude, it's funny, cause South Korea is like rocking the film industry right now. They're killing it. Dude, NBA Youngboy lives there. South Korea.

• 22:18Speaker 01

  It's big.

• 22:18Matt McCusker?

  It's huge. NBA Youngboy lives in South Korea now.

• 22:21Speaker 01

  Do you think anyone's saying, NBA Youngboy, go home?

• 22:23Matt McCusker?

  NBA Youngboy, no, I think they're.

• 22:24Speaker 01

  I bet they're saying, go home. NBA Youngboy, I think is a problem.

• 22:27Matt McCusker?

  He's so respectful.

• 22:28Speaker 01

  Is he?

• 22:29Matt McCusker?

  He talks like Michael Jackson.

• 22:30Speaker 01

  Oh, I didn't know that.

• 22:31Matt McCusker?

  Did you ever see an interview with him? He's pretty wild, but his interviews, he's like, yeah, I don't know.

• 22:35Speaker 01

  Those are the scariest fellows.

• 22:36Matt McCusker?

  I know.

• 22:37Speaker 01

  Tyson, MJ, NBA Youngboy, those are the scariest fellows.

• 22:41Matt McCusker?

  He, no, apparently people I think are, I don't know, it's, that's hu, like the vamp, like opiate black guy is huge internationally. Playboy Carti just stands at a stage in France and just like dips out and the French go crazy. It's like the coolest shit.

• 22:58Matt McCusker?

  It's for real, the coolest shit. It's like the pinnacle of like high fashion cool is to be like a, like a black guy.

• 23:05Speaker 01

  Cool black guy.

• 23:06Matt McCusker?

  Just whacked out on like methadone, standing on a stage, smoking a cigarette. Everyone's like, this is the peak of culture right now. It's like the coolest shit ever.

• 23:13Speaker 01

  It's interesting.

• 23:14Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, it's all about Rick Owens, dude. You, we have to get Rick Owens out. Just like leather domination straps. You gotta, you gotta express your rage through your, your wardrobe. That's what me and Rick do. Express your rage through your clothes is so funny.

• 23:29Speaker 01

  Have any fucking rage.

• 23:33Matt McCusker?

  I mean, you can just hop on the bandwagon. I think a lot of those guys don't have any rage.

• 23:36Speaker 01

  You don't think they're dark souls?

• 23:38Matt McCusker?

  Nah.

• 23:40Matt McCusker?

  I, I.

• 23:40Speaker 01

  I don't have, I don't have enough rage. Wait till college football season.

• 23:43Matt McCusker?

  True.

• 23:44Speaker 01

  No, if Notre Dame drops another one in Illinois, I'm vamped up.

• 23:51Speaker 01

  I'll go vamp, dude. Notre Dame drops one to Rice, you'll see. Shaving my head and my eyebrows.

• 23:58Speaker 01

  I'm gonna shave my head and my eyebrows and just keep a Hitler stash and then dress like a vamp, dude.

• 24:05Speaker 01

  Oh, we, we lost to Rice.

• 24:07Matt McCusker?

  Dude, if you, that'd be too funny.

• 24:10Speaker 01

  It'd be, yeah.

• 24:12Matt McCusker?

  I told you, I was reading that book about, uh.

• 24:14Speaker 01

  It'd be too cool. I'd be expelled from Hollywood.

• 24:16Matt McCusker?

  If you went, if you went.

• 24:18Speaker 01

  If I shaved my eyebrows and head and kept a Hitler stash and dressed like a vampire, I'd be expelled. There'd be no questions. It'd just be a photo of me. He's out.

• 24:26Matt McCusker?

  Hold on though. If you were to dress in Rick Owens and go Hitler stash, they, he might take you to another level. And I'd be like, holy fuck, we didn't know this guy had it in him.

• 24:36Speaker 01

  He's the coolest guy who's ever lived.

• 24:40Matt McCusker?

  You have to go to France and just stand there with a cigarette in his throat. And they're like, this guy's the best artist that's ever lived. This guy, he's completely, completely brought himself into fruition.

• 24:49Speaker 01

  That's true.

• 24:50Matt McCusker?

  Dude, Hitler's, Hitler's gambit, I was like, I was thinking about the Soviets, cause you know, the classic question of like, why is it still allowable to wear the hammer and sickle?

• 24:58Speaker 01

  Of course.

• 24:59Matt McCusker?

  It's like, you know, I was thinking about it. So I was like, trying to really distinguish it between kind of like Hitler's gambit. Dude. Apparently Hitler, cause the, the communists were like, no.

• 25:09Speaker 01

  Which gambit?

• 25:10Matt McCusker?

  Just like the bet he threw down was like, Germans are the best, therefore we will win. And once, we can do a horrible thing, but then we'll just be the victors. So no one's can judge us. But it was, he was on some only God can judge me shit.

• 25:21Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 25:22Matt McCusker?

  So he was like, his plan was like, Germans are superior. We'll just, we're gonna destroy the Jews. That was their big plan. And then they're like, we'll go through and, and slave and defeat every other civilization. Everyone will be our slaves and Germans will just rock. But the communist thing was like, it was different. Cause Hitler was, it was bad. He was, he had a bad, evil plan, but he was like, who can judge me?

• 25:42Speaker 01

  Where are you going with this?

• 25:43Matt McCusker?

  What I'm saying is, he had a bad, evil plan.

• 25:45Speaker 01

  Of course.

• 25:45Matt McCusker?

  Communists were like, no, we're actually doing a nice thing, but it was actually evil as well. It wasn't as, you know, wasn't as evil. It was bad.

• 25:53Speaker 01

  It was extremely evil.

• 25:54Matt McCusker?

  It was very evil.

• 25:55Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 25:55Matt McCusker?

  But at least it sounds, when you're like pitching, like, well, how does this work? You're like, well, everyone's gonna share. That sounds nice.

• 26:00Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 26:01Matt McCusker?

  When you lead, Hitler was leading with like nasty stuff.

• 26:04Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 26:04Matt McCusker?

  People go, that's obviously fucking horrible. So that's where I was going. I was just like, I was kinda like, what is the real, what's like the real distinguisher? And it was like, Hitler was pure bad boy.

• 26:14Speaker 01

  And one of them won.

• 26:16Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 26:17Speaker 01

  Winners write history, bro.

• 26:18Matt McCusker?

  Exactly.

• 26:19Speaker 01

  Although Japan, Japan did the right thing.

• 26:21Matt McCusker?

  What'd they do?

• 26:21Speaker 01

  They went, tee.

• 26:24Matt McCusker?

  Just get it to us?

• 26:25Speaker 01

  No.

• 26:26Matt McCusker?

  We would never do that. Were they trying to like extirp, they weren't trying to exterminate.

• 26:31Speaker 01

  On every other Asian, yeah.

• 26:32Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 26:33Speaker 01

  But they were also hiding it under like, we're getting rid of colonial. Now we're all boys.

• 26:38Matt McCusker?

  Mm-hmm.

• 26:39Speaker 01

  And they immediately did the worst things to every single country.

• 26:42Matt McCusker?

  Did they really?

• 26:43Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 26:43Matt McCusker?

  I knew they were nasty.

• 26:45Speaker 01

  They were fucking horrible.

• 26:47Matt McCusker?

  God damn.

• 26:48Speaker 01

  Yeah. That's, yeah. That's why Philippines still fucks with us. And South Korea fucks with us. They're all.

• 26:54Matt McCusker?

  Like, thank you for that. That was.

• 26:55Speaker 01

  Now we're, they're starting to turn on us a little bit.

• 26:58Matt McCusker?

  I mean, that's tough, dude. You got like a hundred thousand Naruto's on your ass. That's fucking tough, dude. That's tough shit. But yeah, I, so they were, they were that nasty and bad. Eee.

• 27:10Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 27:12Matt McCusker?

  It's, it's so, it, well, the funny thing is, I mean, it's not that funny, but back then, it was almost like, it was kind of acceptable to be like, yo, our people are the best. We're about to get, we're about to fuck these dudes up so bad. Shitty Chinese. We're gonna fucking kill all of them. And everyone's like, yeah, dude, obviously we're the fucking best. And you ride that last crest where everyone's like, what a monster. And you're like, thought this is what we're doing, guys.

• 27:34Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 27:35Matt McCusker?

  I thought it was tribal warfare. What the fuck? That's, yeah, you're the last, you're the last guy to be like, let me go for it.

• 27:40Speaker 01

  Yeah. No, they went.

• 27:43Matt McCusker?

  Nasty, nasty stuff.

• 27:44Speaker 01

  The Japanese certainly went for it.

• 27:45Matt McCusker?

  They did.

• 27:46Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 27:47Matt McCusker?

  So they wanted to be king of, king of Asia.

• 27:49Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 27:49Matt McCusker?

  K A.

• 27:50Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 27:51Matt McCusker?

  Interesting, interesting issue. I, I feel like they, well, I, I've, I've gotten reports in the Asian world that like, the Japanese still kinda hold it down like they're kings of Asia. K A.

• 28:02Speaker 01

  I think they all do. They're behind that old little like, tee.

• 28:05Matt McCusker?

  No, dude, I'm, I, I, Korea, I used to work for Korean guys and they'd be like, nah, Japanese dudes. They would just be like, Japan rules. They were, they were very honest about it. And they're like, Japan's the best.

• 28:16Speaker 01

  Japan, I think Japan's cooler than China.

• 28:18Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, dude, a hundred percent. Japan's way cooler than China.

• 28:21Speaker 01

  I don't get tricked by the LED buildings.

• 28:24Matt McCusker?

  Dude, I don't get, I don't.

• 28:25Speaker 01

  No, La Mer gets tricked by the drones and LED buildings.

• 28:28Matt McCusker?

  La Mer's completely China-pilled.

• 28:30Speaker 01

  No, he is Japanese-pilled.

• 28:32Matt McCusker?

  Really?

• 28:32Speaker 01

  Big Japan guy.

• 28:34Matt McCusker?

  You're a Japan guy?

• 28:35Speaker 01

  Yeah, full Japan. Uh, yeah. I don't want this to sound racist, but would it be a Japophile?

• 28:41Matt McCusker?

  It's a Japophile, I believe.

• 28:43Speaker 01

  A Japophile? Well, it's, it's.

• 28:46Matt McCusker?

  If you're a white guy, I think, I think they call you a weeab.

• 28:49Speaker 01

  A weeab, weeboo.

• 28:50Matt McCusker?

  A weeab is if you're a white guy who like loves, I think it's a Japan, uh.

• 28:55Speaker 01

  It'd probably be Japophile, cause that's what they're, that's what it always is.

• 28:58Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, it's like Russo.

• 28:59Speaker 01

  Japanese Russo Japanophile. What was it in the fifties?

• 29:05Matt McCusker?

  You missed an N. You missed an N.

• 29:08Speaker 01

  What was it in the nineties?

• 29:09Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, you missed it in.

• 29:10Speaker 01

  No, it's a big N.

• 29:11Matt McCusker?

  That's a typo.

• 29:12Speaker 01

  N's always big in these discussions.

• 29:16Speaker 01

  N always comes in there.

• 29:17Matt McCusker?

  A guy misses, it's a dang verbal typo.

• 29:22Speaker 01

  Ooh, I like that.

• 29:23Speaker 03

  I like that.

• 29:23Speaker 02

  Japanologist is an expert of Japan.

• 29:26Speaker 01

  What's somebody who loves black people?

• 29:30Matt McCusker?

  Is there a nice term for that?

• 29:31Speaker 01

  Wigger.

• 29:37Matt McCusker?

  I do laugh every time.

• 29:38Speaker 03

  History though. I wish I could learn, learn a little bit more about, I wish I cared a more about other cultures.

• 29:44Matt McCusker?

  What's the word?

• 29:44Speaker 01

  Yes, what is it?

• 29:46Speaker 02

  Stuff I should say on the broadcast.

• 29:47Matt McCusker?

  There's not like an official.

• 29:49Speaker 01

  Oh, wait, there's not a.

• 29:50Speaker 02

  Oh, wait, La Mer could say it.

• 29:52Speaker 01

  Oh, wait. Yeah, we're not allowed to.

• 29:54Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 29:54Speaker 01

  What are we talking?

• 29:55Matt McCusker?

  But there's like Russo. A what?

• 29:57Speaker 01

  Megrophilia.

• 29:59Matt McCusker?

  That's not bad. That's tasteful.

• 30:04Speaker 01

  Hey, man, that's tough. See, you could say I'm a bit of a.

• 30:09Speaker 02

  That's used in historical and artistic context.

• 30:12Speaker 01

  Well, this is art.

• 30:14Speaker 02

  Exactly.

• 30:14Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, that's fair. Isn't that what, isn't that what OJ Simpson broke in to get him?

• 30:22Speaker 01

  Kidding.

• 30:26Matt McCusker?

  That's memorabilia, my.

• 30:28Speaker 01

  memorabilia.

• 30:29Matt McCusker?

  That's memorabilia.

• 30:32Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, that's so funny that some guy coined that term and was like, yep, job's done for the day.

• 30:36Speaker 02

  It's a Frenchman.

• 30:38Matt McCusker?

  Huh?

• 30:38Speaker 02

  Comes from the French.

• 30:39Matt McCusker?

  Oh.

• 30:41Speaker 01

  The French.

• 30:42Matt McCusker?

  You have so many cool words.

• 30:43Speaker 01

  The French?

• 30:44Matt McCusker?

  Yeah. They do, they fucking do. Here we go.

• 30:48Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 30:49Matt McCusker?

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• 30:58Speaker 01

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• 32:01Speaker 01

  You know what's nice about that three months is it's football season.

• 32:03Matt McCusker?

  Oh, my goodness.

• 32:04Speaker 01

  And what a better way to reward your partner with, you know, hey, I'm gonna be watching TV. I'm gonna be watching football all day. She or he gets a little grumpy with you.

• 32:13Matt McCusker?

  For sure.

• 32:13Speaker 01

  And you go, watch this. I'm gonna knock that attitude right out of you.

• 32:17Matt McCusker?

  Bro.

• 32:18Speaker 01

  BlueChew Gold.

• 32:19Matt McCusker?

  Woo.

• 32:20Speaker 01

  So, think about that.

• 32:21Matt McCusker?

  The real, hit her with the real deal.

• 32:23Speaker 01

  Or him.

• 32:24Matt McCusker?

  Hit her with a hammer.

• 32:26Speaker 01

  Or him.

• 32:26Matt McCusker?

  Or him, for sure. Guys, please come watch me do stand up. Uh, September 11th, I'll be in Portland, Maine, and then I'll be in Boston, Massachusetts. Those are looking, uh, really good. Looking for a stinker here, guys. Milwaukee, Wisconsin, September 26th. Come on, guys, need you out there. Charlotte, you guys are looking decent. Ooh, Jacksonville, thank you, guys. Atlanta, Georgia, come on, man, let's go. Atlanta, Georgia, that's, uh, October. Fort Lauderdale, and the big one, too, uh, Newark, New Jersey. That, I don't know what the fuck they were thinking. That place is massive. The New Jersey Performing Arts Center.

• 33:00Speaker 01

  The place is great.

• 33:00Matt McCusker?

  Looks, it's huge, it's just massive.

• 33:02Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's awesome.

• 33:04Matt McCusker?

  I'm excited, but I'm calling all troops. I need to fill the dang thing up.

• 33:07Speaker 01

  You'll get it. It looks like the Galactic Center in there.

• 33:09Matt McCusker?

  Does it really?

• 33:09Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 33:10Matt McCusker?

  Fuck, yeah, it's gonna be awesome.

• 33:11Speaker 01

  It's like pods of people in space.

• 33:13Matt McCusker?

  Really?

• 33:13Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 33:13Matt McCusker?

  Out in fucking, that's beautiful.

• 33:15Speaker 01

  Yeah, that one's cool.

• 33:16Matt McCusker?

  Guys, uh, there's a bunch of other cities. Go to MattMcCusker.com, pretty please.

• 33:20Speaker 01

  I saw a gaff in there and I was afraid the entire time.

• 33:22Matt McCusker?

  Really?

• 33:23Speaker 01

  It's so steep at the top. I was, yeah.

• 33:25Matt McCusker?

  Eee.

• 33:25Speaker 01

  Not trying to deter.

• 33:27Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 33:27Speaker 01

  It's a spooky space arena. I have no shows.

• 33:32Speaker 02

  Oh, I'll be in Raleigh and Charleston this weekend. Please come if you can. shawngardini.com. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

• 33:37Speaker 01

  Thank you, Sean. Thank you, Matt.

• 33:39Speaker 02

  Enjoy the show.

• 33:40Matt McCusker?

  They really do. They were the first ones to, um, well, I think, well, the British coined boredom, but France had ennui or whatever that shit was called.

• 33:49Speaker 01

  Enui?

• 33:50Matt McCusker?

  Enui. Boredom, you know, the term boredom didn't come into the, uh, come onto the scene until like 1850. It's a relatively new phenomenon. Think about that.

• 34:01Speaker 01

  It's crazy.

• 34:02Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, it's pretty weird.

• 34:02Speaker 01

  What'd they call it before?

• 34:04Matt McCusker?

  They didn't have a word for it.

• 34:05Speaker 01

  They must have.

• 34:05Matt McCusker?

  There was ennui, there was like little hints, there, uh, fourth century monks had a thing called, uh, Asidia, which was the midday demon. Cause they woke up at like four in the morning. So noon was their, like.

• 34:15Speaker 01

  They got a little sleepy.

• 34:16Matt McCusker?

  Kind of, it was their 3pm slag, but it was a demon that would come to you and be like, you're, this shit sucks. Everything sucks. And you wouldn't be able to focus on anything. You stare out the window, time would pass slowly and it was, it was called the noonday demon, but.

• 34:30Speaker 01

  I'd like to learn more about this boredom thing, cause I can't believe it.

• 34:33Matt McCusker?

  Dude, I'm telling you.

• 34:34Speaker 01

  Cause there's, there has to be.

• 34:35Matt McCusker?

  The word, the term boredom is for sure an.

• 34:38Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, but they're just, what would they say?

• 34:41Matt McCusker?

  They didn't have, do you have it?

• 34:46Speaker 02

  No, I'm not finding what was used before boredom, but yeah, it says Charles Dickens popularized it in print in like 1829.

• 34:54Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I, I believe the etymology means literally to drill into your head, to bore.

• 35:00Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 35:00Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 35:01Matt McCusker?

  That's pretty fucking, but no, it's, it's pretty new, cause I feel like there was a, the, the monks, it was more, it was less of like, there's nothing to do. They'd be like, I hate that I became a monk.

• 35:10Speaker 01

  How about doldrums?

• 35:12Matt McCusker?

  Let's see.

• 35:14Speaker 01

  Things like that.

• 35:15Matt McCusker?

  And also, also, early on, it was viewed as a personal failing, not being shortchanged by your environment. If you were bored, they'd be like, fucking piece of shit.

• 35:24Matt McCusker?

  You'll fucking do something, you piece of shit.

• 35:26Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 35:26Speaker 02

  There's some English terms from the 17th and 18th century, like tedium.

• 35:31Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 35:31Speaker 01

  Tedious, yeah.

• 35:32Speaker 02

  It reverses to.

• 35:33Matt McCusker?

  There, there's an.

• 35:33Speaker 02

  Heaviness and.

• 35:34Speaker 01

  Romans had to talk about boredom. There's no way this is.

• 35:37Matt McCusker?

  Well, there's a, there's an ancient, I think there's a Greek poem called The Boar, but it was about a guy who was annoying, who would catch you in the middle of the road and just brutalize you with conversation. It's really funny.

• 35:48Speaker 01

  That's awesome.

• 35:49Matt McCusker?

  There's, it's like an old poem where this guy was like, well, I mean, back then, too, you would walk for, you couldn't shake. If you got a punisher. If you're on like the fucking Roman road, just walking, you have like a day of walking, you could pick up a punisher.

• 36:02Speaker 01

  You'd just kill him.

• 36:02Matt McCusker?

  Crush you.

• 36:03Speaker 01

  You gotta hit him with a rock. You gotta fuck it, fuck it.

• 36:07Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, it's called The Boar. It's all about like guy just greeting you and just being like, one of the popes, like people would write their own version of it. And one of like the popes or bishops wrote his own version of The Boar. It was like a cool, highfalutin thing you could do. Just about coming across the worst, dude.

• 36:22Speaker 01

  Fucking dickhead.

• 36:23Matt McCusker?

  Annoying dickhead.

• 36:24Speaker 01

  On the path, dude, just, I gotta walk 12 miles today.

• 36:29Matt McCusker?

  That's, that idea is thousands of years old, just picking up a punisher.

• 36:32Speaker 01

  You'd see him, you'd see him far away. You go, fuck.

• 36:36Matt McCusker?

  Fuck. Ho, ho there.

• 36:40Speaker 01

  Fuck.

• 36:41Matt McCusker?

  Oh, tis a beautiful day. How fares thee?

• 36:44Speaker 01

  You go, fuck.

• 36:46Matt McCusker?

  Hey, man, I don't really have time. You walk a little faster, speeds up, you're like, oh, no. Well, I have nowhere in particular to go.

• 36:56Speaker 01

  What a curse.

• 36:57Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, that's, that, that was.

• 36:59Speaker 01

  You'd get away with it if you hit him with a rock.

• 37:01Matt McCusker?

  Oh, dude, you could, you could hit him.

• 37:02Speaker 01

  Pop him in the head, everyone, everyone would look the other way.

• 37:05Matt McCusker?

  They'd just be you and him.

• 37:06Speaker 01

  I know, but I'm saying they'd be like, there's no suspects.

• 37:09Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, no, you can get away with anything. You can still, I mean, the cameras kind of mess it up, but you can kind of still get away with murder. It's, it's still like way easier than people think. Although these new cameras, man, when a city setting.

• 37:21Speaker 01

  Is this what you're thinking in the depths?

• 37:26Speaker 01

  Are you going underwater?

• 37:29Matt McCusker?

  You know.

• 37:31Speaker 01

  You fucking flock cameras.

• 37:36Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, those flocks, I, I've been seeing people putting stickers on them and breaking them and stuff.

• 37:40Speaker 01

  Nice.

• 37:41Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, that's, uh, that's good.

• 37:42Speaker 01

  I think we can all agree on that.

• 37:44Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, the flock cameras?

• 37:45Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 37:46Matt McCusker?

  But then they go, well, we find like stolen kids. So, then you go, well.

• 37:53Matt McCusker?

  That's what they say, but that's all released by the flock camera company themselves, so.

• 37:57Speaker 01

  Yeah, I know, but like if you found a.

• 37:59Matt McCusker?

  I mean, they probably do. If they're scanning license plates, they actually probably do.

• 38:03Speaker 01

  Yeah, they're gonna get everybody.

• 38:04Speaker 03

  They have it, cause you know, you would if you could.

• 38:09Speaker 01

  I'm not sure I understand what you just said.

• 38:10Speaker 03

  Like, if you could save lost kids, you would.

• 38:13Matt McCusker?

  I think they're arguing they have, but.

• 38:16Speaker 03

  Where's the proof?

• 38:17Matt McCusker?

  I don't know. You gotta find these lost kids, which, hey.

• 38:19Speaker 01

  Well, how, how, why do you think that wouldn't work? I mean, the more invasion of privacy there is, the more you're gonna be able to find lost kids.

• 38:26Speaker 03

  Yeah, but they're not gonna, that's not their purpose. So they're just saying that so they can make us.

• 38:33Matt McCusker?

  Purpose is to catch you running a red light and ticket you. Not to find kids.

• 38:40Speaker 02

  There's some news stories saying that the flock cameras help them find missing kids.

• 38:45Matt McCusker?

  They might, like, it's exactly, that's what I'm saying, like, they're definitely.

• 38:48Speaker 01

  What's the point? Is it just to?

• 38:50Matt McCusker?

  It's just total.

• 38:51Speaker 01

  Keep tabs?

• 38:52Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, it's just a complete fucking paranoid panopticon, man, we're, we're.

• 38:55Speaker 01

  But doesn't, I'm not, I'm not advocating for them, but it's not like.

• 38:58Matt McCusker?

  Dude, if you do, if you advocate, people will spash.

• 39:01Speaker 01

  I wouldn't.

• 39:01Matt McCusker?

  I, I don't want them.

• 39:02Speaker 01

  But, dude, phone.

• 39:05Matt McCusker?

  I know. You're literally on camera and traced at all times, too. That's the funny thing. Dude, the major cities have had these like, like every, I, I think like almost every block of Philadelphia is video recorded, like has been video recorded. So.

• 39:18Speaker 01

  Hey, lowest murders.

• 39:20Matt McCusker?

  It's, it works. It works, it gets people. That's why COVID threw it off, cause everyone had the fucking masks on.

• 39:25Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 39:26Matt McCusker?

  So, you know, you kind of, you could trick the camera systems, but every, I know Philly for sure is like completely been cammed up for a long time. So, but yeah, I don't know. I, you know, it's, I think it's bad if you watch everybody every second of the day, but.

• 39:39Speaker 01

  For sure.

• 39:40Matt McCusker?

  You know, it is what it is.

• 39:41Speaker 01

  If they start giving out tickets off cameras, I'm, I'm gonna rage against the machine.

• 39:44Matt McCusker?

  My uncle, my uncle claims you can just, just let those go, cause he's, he said that they don't have, PPA gives you, Philadelphia Parking Authority was doing the light cameras. And he claims they legally don't have the authority to ticket you for a moving violation. So he used to just refuse to pay them. I gotta check in to see how that worked out. But, yeah, he was like, you don't gotta pay those fucking things. He would never pay them. So I, dude, I didn't pay the park, the park, I heard the parking authority like $7,000.

• 40:12Speaker 01

  I got a ton of EZ passes going.

• 40:13Matt McCusker?

  Oh, they'll.

• 40:14Speaker 01

  Got a lot.

• 40:15Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, they'll get you.

• 40:15Speaker 01

  Take my license.

• 40:16Matt McCusker?

  Bro, those, those new private, yeah, they'll get, they'll get you and those new private, uh, in California has, it's a French company who owns the private highways.

• 40:24Speaker 01

  French are all over the.

• 40:26Matt McCusker?

  They'll fucking, they'll jack you up to like tens of thousands of dollars.

• 40:30Speaker 01

  Yeah, they go wild on it.

• 40:31Matt McCusker?

  They will get you. No, I, I've, I've heard of people racking up like five figures and tolls. I'm like, damn.

• 40:38Speaker 01

  Yeah, I'm probably sitting up there. This Texas has been getting me.

• 40:41Matt McCusker?

  Really?

• 40:41Speaker 01

  Yeah. It's been a few years.

• 40:43Matt McCusker?

  I would, I would join.

• 40:44Speaker 01

  Few years of PA in Texas of me not paying a single toll.

• 40:46Matt McCusker?

  Really? You can call and settle though.

• 40:49Speaker 01

  Be in trouble.

• 40:50Matt McCusker?

  You can call and settle those.

• 40:51Speaker 01

  Settle.

• 40:51Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 40:52Speaker 01

  Or I might take them to court.

• 40:54Matt McCusker?

  Not bad.

• 40:54Speaker 01

  See you in court.

• 40:55Matt McCusker?

  Just, you should spend fucking for like a fortune. Just tying them up.

• 40:59Speaker 01

  I'm gonna tie, I'm gonna tie them up. I'm gonna get the best lawyers.

• 41:03Matt McCusker?

  Bulldog.

• 41:03Speaker 01

  I'm gonna go bankrupt, but.

• 41:06Matt McCusker?

  Take, just take it and wing out. Just, just have them lay off like 90 people.

• 41:12Matt McCusker?

  Get a tiger shark lawyer.

• 41:13Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 41:14Matt McCusker?

  There are, if you have enough money, you can, you can like sue municipalities and fight cities and stuff and win. I used to work for a guy who destroyed a historic building and he goes, my lawyer's a tiger shark. He'll, he'll buttfuck the city.

• 41:27Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, dude, it was pretty funny.

• 41:28Speaker 01

  Far out.

• 41:28Matt McCusker?

  It was pretty tight.

• 41:29Speaker 01

  What type of historic building did you destroy?

• 41:31Matt McCusker?

  To be fair, it was bullshit. I was there. I was, actually I helped destroy it, but. It was like, it wasn't like, you know, there's like the Liberty Bell, Ben Franklin's house. This was just an old shitty house that they had already done a ton of renovations to. And then the historical people came in, they're like, no, and it was like a modern, it was fucking, it was complete bullshit.

• 41:51Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 41:51Matt McCusker?

  And, uh, the, the, the owner was just like, yo, 7:00 AM, crumble it. Cause they were like tying them up in court and he was like, just smash it. I'll figure it out after the fact. And he just had us smash the building and there was all these historical guys like, you should be ashamed of yourself. And I was just sitting there with like one of those stop signs like, shut up. Shut the fuck up.

• 42:11Speaker 01

  Should have pointed the stop sign at him.

• 42:12Matt McCusker?

  I should have. I, I did hit the one lady. She goes, that building's history. I was like, it's certainly history now. And she went, my dad's like, stop, all right? Knock it off.

• 42:21Matt McCusker?

  It's certainly history now. Dude, he was like, stop it. Don't talk to them. Don't do that. Yeah, I'm sa, I'm ashamed to say.

• 42:27Speaker 01

  She said, what history? Tell me.

• 42:29Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, exactly.

• 42:30Speaker 01

  Who is it?

• 42:31Matt McCusker?

  What is this?

• 42:31Speaker 01

  What do you know about this building?

• 42:33Matt McCusker?

  They actually probably would.

• 42:33Speaker 01

  Well, actually it was. I don't believe you.

• 42:36Matt McCusker?

  You're boring me. Now you're boring.

• 42:38Speaker 01

  I'm gonna hit you with a rock.

• 42:40Speaker 01

  You're annoying.

• 42:41Matt McCusker?

  That was one of the sickest things is watching a guy being like, bro, I'll deal with the city later. Knock that shit down. It was like, god damn.

• 42:49Matt McCusker?

  I don't know. You could just fucking have this thing, go to the city and be like, shut up. If you're, I think that's like billionaire status.

• 42:55Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 42:55Matt McCusker?

  If you're a billionaire, the city complains, you could be like, shut up.

• 42:57Speaker 01

  And go, honey, why don't I give you the Padres?

• 43:03Speaker 01

  I will say, I was, I was negative on, uh, Kwanzaa Jones at first.

• 43:08Speaker 01

  I've come around completely. She's been a ray of sunshine in every clip.

• 43:12Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 43:12Speaker 01

  And, uh, yeah.

• 43:14Matt McCusker?

  Dude, we, it's, it's turning out that the sports leagues are really, I mean, truly milling black lady magic. WNBA is fucking running solely on black girl magic right now. It's just, it's gotta be just like fucking really dastardly race baiting clips.

• 43:31Speaker 01

  I think Kwanzaa Jones is.

• 43:33Matt McCusker?

  That's pure, that's genuine black girl magic.

• 43:35Speaker 01

  Yeah, that one's good.

• 43:36Matt McCusker?

  That's good. That's, well, that's, yeah.

• 43:38Speaker 01

  That was a nice one. WNBA is being fueled entirely by hate.

• 43:42Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, it's pretty bad. They've entered the tran, dude, it's now trans, it's a trans and race.

• 43:48Speaker 01

  The trans battle going.

• 43:49Matt McCusker?

  The trans battle's crazy.

• 43:50Speaker 01

  Trans battle's crazy.

• 43:51Matt McCusker?

  The trans battle being like, well, we support them. And you have to be like, yeah, me too.

• 43:58Matt McCusker?

  All right, jump ball. Let's go guys.

• 44:01Matt McCusker?

  Trying to play basketball. But yeah, that's, yeah, that's, that's a, that's a weird one. I mean, I'm, I want to see them put their money where their mouth is. You know, it's one thing to say, it's all lip service to me. It's like, bro, let me see the roster. Stack it.

• 44:13Speaker 01

  Stack it up.

• 44:14Matt McCusker?

  You want to get back? You want to fucking knock, what's her name? The, the.

• 44:17Speaker 01

  It's just the G League all of a sudden. It's just other NBA guys, guys that couldn't make the NBA. You know, fuck, we already have that. That's a good argument for, uh, people always like, what do you not like women? Cause you don't watch the WNBA. It's like, I don't watch the G League.

• 44:31Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 44:32Speaker 01

  I, I just want to watch the NBA.

• 44:34Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 44:35Speaker 01

  Why would I?

• 44:37Speaker 01

  I'm sure somebody's come to that conclusion.

• 44:38Matt McCusker?

  I don't know, but I never heard the G League angle on that. If that turns into G League ball, but then, but then you get to see G Leaguers dunk like yam.

• 44:47Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 44:48Matt McCusker?

  I mean, that, the posterize, it's gonna be ugly. If you go nuts to face dunk on a lady.

• 44:54Speaker 01

  Yeah, if we put that white bull in from Philly, put him in the WNBA.

• 44:57Matt McCusker?

  He's jumping over those.

• 44:58Speaker 01

  Dude, backflip dunks.

• 45:02Matt McCusker?

  I think everybody.

• 45:02Speaker 01

  That's the right move. They should only let white G Leaguers into the WNBA. So we can really.

• 45:07Matt McCusker?

  That's a good, no, those are good, like.

• 45:09Speaker 01

  You want money? Let's get the racial battle going again.

• 45:12Matt McCusker?

  Yeah. That is nice.

• 45:14Speaker 01

  Every team gets one white guy.

• 45:16Matt McCusker?

  Oh dude, wait till, dude, the movie they're gonna make is amazing. The movie in 20 years. Took a league of their, a big league of, yeah.

• 45:22Speaker 01

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• 47:03Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I mean, it's, it's like, it's truly shameful what they're doing right now. Truly shameful.

• 47:07Speaker 01

  But speaking of different genders in sports, I watched our beloved Westchester, Pennsylvania baseball team in the Little League World Series fall victim to a woman pitcher yesterday. A girl from Alabama was just dominating.

• 47:20Matt McCusker?

  Really?

• 47:21Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 47:21Matt McCusker?

  She was whipping.

• 47:22Speaker 01

  She was whipping, undeniably whipping. And I was just thinking, those poor boys. 11 and 12 year old boys getting struck out by a lady on ESPN.

• 47:30Matt McCusker?

  I mean, I used to cry just getting struck out by.

• 47:33Speaker 01

  Yeah. No one was even watching when I was getting struck out by girls. I can't even, I, it's a deep shame. I don't tell anyone I got struck out by girls.

• 47:41Matt McCusker?

  When did you play with the girls?

• 47:42Speaker 01

  Don't worry about it.

• 47:45Speaker 01

  We had a girl. She was nasty.

• 47:46Matt McCusker?

  Really?

• 47:47Speaker 01

  She was around 11 or 12 years old.

• 47:48Matt McCusker?

  And she was dealing.

• 47:49Speaker 01

  Yeah, she was dealing. There was nothing we could do about it.

• 47:51Matt McCusker?

  Fuck. It was, we always had like the man child pitchers where it'd be the kid.

• 47:55Speaker 01

  There's a couple of men, there's a couple of like five, 11, six foot kids already. They're dealing.

• 47:59Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, it'd be like small little mustache, armpit hair. And I'd be sitting there like, bro, can I just not?

• 48:04Speaker 01

  This is crazy.

• 48:04Matt McCusker?

  Can I have a pinch batter, please? Yeah, I didn't know that. I didn't know there was a, the girl, what was, what was she, what was her MPH?

• 48:12Matt McCusker?

  Was she more of a technician?

• 48:14Speaker 01

  She's got, she's got great control, great command, great location every time. But, uh, I don't know. They always do the MLB comparison because the mound's close. So like there's 91 miles an hour. He goes, it's like 60.

• 48:26Matt McCusker?

  Oh, I see what you're saying.

• 48:27Speaker 01

  But the mound's close. So like this is how much time you have to react, which is the equivalent of a 93 mile an hour fastball.

• 48:32Matt McCusker?

  God damn.

• 48:34Speaker 01

  It was a tough one. The boys from Westchester were up five, nothing.

• 48:38Matt McCusker?

  And they brought in the fucking.

• 48:39Speaker 01

  Then they brought in the girl. Didn't score a run.

• 48:43Matt McCusker?

  Mama me.

• 48:46Speaker 01

  14 Ks, dude, she's crazy.

• 48:48Matt McCusker?

  I mean, that was such a mental game. If I was a, I mean, still to this day, I'd be like, bro, don't strike, get struck out. 14, that's like apocalyptic.

• 48:55Speaker 01

  Every, your boys, you and your boys are getting fucking humiliated on a national station.

• 49:02Matt McCusker?

  That's crazy.

• 49:03Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 49:04Matt McCusker?

  I mean, that's, I, I'd be curious to see. I, I wonder what they're gonna, I mean.

• 49:08Speaker 01

  Do you fear the bow?

• 49:09Matt McCusker?

  Hmm?

• 49:10Speaker 01

  She's got a bow in her ponytail. Do you fear it?

• 49:11Matt McCusker?

  She really? I fear the fucking bow.

• 49:13Speaker 01

  Fuck out of that, dude. I fear the bow, dude. Like I was tossing turn last night. I could barely sleep.

• 49:19Matt McCusker?

  Although, I mean.

• 49:20Speaker 01

  High cheese from the bow last night. I was chasing.

• 49:24Speaker 01

  I was chasing shit in the dirt. I was, I mean, the, the bow is humiliating me in my dreams, torturing me.

• 49:29Matt McCusker?

  Also too, I'd be, I might be up there all shucksing too. I might up there being like, man, she sure is pretty.

• 49:35Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 49:36Matt McCusker?

  Trying to swing them all. She sure, I don't want to hit her ball. I would, I, as soon as I heard, I remember the day or like when I did baseball a couple of years and I heard they were pitching 60 miles an hour and I was like, I'm out.

• 49:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, we gotta go.

• 49:48Matt McCusker?

  I'm done. Not doing it. No, I haven't got hit with one of those balls yet and I'm done. I quit. I didn't get, never got hit with the pitch.

• 49:54Speaker 01

  Ever?

• 49:55Matt McCusker?

  Mm-mm. And I was.

• 49:56Speaker 01

  You must've been ready.

• 49:58Matt McCusker?

  Bro, I bailed. I bailed. I used to, when, even when I would swing, I would step out. I was like not.

• 50:04Speaker 01

  Baseball is terrifying.

• 50:04Matt McCusker?

  Baseball is fucked up, dude. It's awful.

• 50:07Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 50:08Matt McCusker?

  Oh, it's such a, I, I don't know. It was my, it was my least favorite sport.

• 50:11Speaker 01

  With all my time off, I've been catching the Phils a lot lately.

• 50:14Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 50:14Speaker 01

  It's been a nice midday treat.

• 50:15Matt McCusker?

  I was just, I was just.

• 50:16Speaker 01

  When the 4:00 PM demon comes around, I go, oop, time for the Phillies.

• 50:21Matt McCusker?

  Everything sucks.

• 50:22Speaker 01

  Everything sucks. Oh, the Phillies.

• 50:25Matt McCusker?

  Why did you pick this?

• 50:29Matt McCusker?

  Get away from me.

• 50:31Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 50:32Matt McCusker?

  That is sick if you're like on board, they'd be like, yeah, you're a piece of shit. What do you expect? Of course, you're bored, you fucking asshole.

• 50:40Matt McCusker?

  And I think too, it was only like the aristocracy could claim boredom. No one, everyone else was like, what? What the fuck are you talking about?

• 50:46Speaker 01

  It's odd though, because I think they had a lot of boring ass fucking days.

• 50:50Matt McCusker?

  You would think.

• 50:50Speaker 01

  I think they always did.

• 50:52Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I mean, yeah, it was the same thing every day.

• 50:54Speaker 01

  Boring.

• 50:55Matt McCusker?

  But if you were, I mean, I feel like starving adds a little. You're like super hungry. That will get your juices flowing.

• 51:02Speaker 01

  For sure.

• 51:02Matt McCusker?

  You're super hungry. If you ever don't eat for like two days, you're like everything, every second.

• 51:07Speaker 01

  I don't think that was.

• 51:09Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, like they were starving that hard?

• 51:10Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 51:11Matt McCusker?

  Although they didn't fucking eat, people did not eat like we eat now. We eat like at least, I think it's like 1,200 more calories a day than.

• 51:18Speaker 01

  Or bigger.

• 51:19Matt McCusker?

  Right, way bigger. It's why girls can deal like that.

• 51:22Speaker 01

  Like, girls are out here dealing.

• 51:26Matt McCusker?

  True. The cal, extra calories did the thing.

• 51:29Speaker 01

  Yeah, I don't think life was a bunch of starving people. I think they, one thing I heard was they took so much time off.

• 51:36Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 51:36Speaker 01

  Because of the fields. The winter, you're just off.

• 51:38Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 51:39Speaker 01

  You know, obviously you gotta work around the fucking house, but like.

• 51:42Matt McCusker?

  No, it was the, uh, yeah, well, there also, there were so many festivals. I think there was like 35, you have like Christmas.

• 51:49Speaker 01

  Yeah, I guess they wouldn't be bored. They're just fucking partying, dude.

• 51:51Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 51:52Speaker 01

  We farmed all year, now it's time to party.

• 51:53Matt McCusker?

  Strong argument that the life of the medieval peasant was like kind of rocking a little bit in terms of mentally. Every second you're like, dude, I'm not going to hell. You truly believed every piece of it. You're like, I'm not going to hell. My honor's never been higher. I'm like the knights of old. And then you'd be like, two days later at your festival, what's that? Is that your cousin getting a shower? Oh, hell, you saw that?

• 52:15Matt McCusker?

  But yeah, the, uh, yeah, dude, the Romans didn't even have, I think January and February were at their add-ons. They didn't have, they would just get to a certain point and go. All right.

• 52:27Speaker 01

  Really?

• 52:27Matt McCusker?

  It's just nothing now. Their winters, they didn't even call it a month. It was just like dead time. And then March was, obviously they would march it to their enemies and slay them.

• 52:39Speaker 01

  What?

• 52:40Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, you know, March was like their January.

• 52:42Speaker 01

  Oh. What do you mean?

• 52:44Matt McCusker?

  March, it was from the god of wars, the war planet. So it was like, that's, that was their official start to the year.

• 52:49Speaker 01

  Well, that's because military campaigns start in the spring. Yeah.

• 52:53Matt McCusker?

  But they didn't have January and February. It was, it was, that's why it's December. It's 12. It's the 12th month. No, wait, it's the 10th month. December's 10.

• 53:02Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 53:03Matt McCusker?

  Pretty sick. It's a cool fact I learned.

• 53:05Speaker 01

  It's a good fact.

• 53:07Matt McCusker?

  October.

• 53:09Speaker 01

  Eight.

• 53:09Matt McCusker?

  Eight, but what is it really?

• 53:10Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 53:10Matt McCusker?

  10.

• 53:14Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 53:15Matt McCusker?

  It's true.

• 53:17Speaker 04

  Yeah. Wait.

• 53:19Matt McCusker?

  La Mer, if you can't speak Latin, you can't produce a podcast.

• 53:22Speaker 01

  Why are you confused?

• 53:23Matt McCusker?

  La Mer, we talked about this. Were you not there?

• 53:26Speaker 01

  Yeah. I'm confused.

• 53:27Matt McCusker?

  January is month one.

• 53:29Speaker 01

  Person get a resolution? I don't know. You figure it out. Ask the Pope. He knows everything.

• 53:36Speaker 01

  I didn't, I, I thought I'd get more credit for the hitting the fucking easygoing at the end of Fallon. They kind of cut it off a little.

• 53:43Matt McCusker?

  What happened?

• 53:44Speaker 01

  I hit the fucking Steve Spiros at the very end. No one, not one person caught it. At the end, it was like, when he's like, all right, thanks. Easygoing?

• 53:53Speaker 02

  Shane Dillon.

• 53:55Speaker 01

  Steve Spiros.

• 53:56Matt McCusker?

  Who's Steve Spiros?

• 53:57Speaker 02

  I wear my sunglasses at night.

• 53:59Speaker 01

  I'm going back to Waterloo. Hang out with the vampires. This place looks like New York Manhattan.

• 54:07Matt McCusker?

  It's, that's so funny.

• 54:09Speaker 04

  Show their tits.

• 54:11Matt McCusker?

  Going on shows or doing, you might be a fucking niche lord. You were kind of niche mogging on Fallon. That's crazy, bro. It's crazy how hard you niche mog.

• 54:19Speaker 01

  Well, my buddies were there and I was like, I'm gonna do this. I'm gonna do this for you guys at the end because this is all very embarrassing. Easygoing?

• 54:27Speaker 01

  It was the first time I, they showed it. It was very, you could see it. And I think they cut it off. I think they thought I was up, I think they thought I was dog whistling.

• 54:34Matt McCusker?

  True.

• 54:35Speaker 01

  I think they thought I was going to white power.

• 54:42Speaker 01

  I was going, easygoing, Steve Spiros? For those of you who know me.

• 54:46Matt McCusker?

  Steve Spiros.

• 54:46Speaker 01

  Nobody.

• 54:47Matt McCusker?

  Damn, getting niche mogged so hard with that.

• 54:49Speaker 01

  Nobody.

• 54:52Speaker 01

  I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be committed to an isolation unit. Oh, that's right. I'm gonna be crucified.

• 54:59Speaker 01

  I don't mean to yell. I don't mean to raise my voice. I've showed you this video a thousand times.

• 55:07Matt McCusker?

  I mean, it's like the schizophrenic dude. It's awesome.

• 55:09Speaker 01

  Boy mid-breakdown gets hit with a fucking fashion, fashion sense interview. Style studio or some shit.

• 55:16Speaker 02

  She goes, what's your name? But he goes, what's my name? I'm confused.

• 55:20Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I see, I know you're talking about.

• 55:21Speaker 01

  We're supposed to believe in the ministry, right? She's like, yeah, fuck.

• 55:26Matt McCusker?

  Easygoing, so funny.

• 55:28Speaker 01

  Steve Spiros, easygoing?

• 55:33Matt McCusker?

  I have, I have seen, I know what you're talking about.

• 55:35Speaker 01

  Waterloo, they're creating bums. They created me.

• 55:39Matt McCusker?

  Bro, if you went full schizophrenic dude on one of those shows, it'd be so funny.

• 55:43Speaker 01

  Well, we talked about it before. That's why I did the easygoing. I was like, I should just, I could 99% that thing.

• 55:49Matt McCusker?

  Be so.

• 55:49Speaker 01

  99% accuracy, Steve Spiros on Fallon. Just keep going while he's trying to.

• 55:57Speaker 01

  All right, we'll be right back. I don't know, ask the Pope. He knows everything.

• 56:05Speaker 04

  Fuck up.

• 56:06Matt McCusker?

  Just get a guy, his earbud, where dude, he's like five schizophrenics, just be like, and then on the third day.

• 56:13Speaker 01

  They love names.

• 56:14Matt McCusker?

  Oh, dude.

• 56:15Speaker 01

  Schizophrenics love hitting names.

• 56:16Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 56:17Speaker 01

  Mid-breakdown, they'll just be like, and I talked to Nate Marshall and he told me 657. Okay, so if you ain't 657, motherfucker. Get the fuck out of my face.

• 56:25Matt McCusker?

  I do like how they can flow from one topic to another where you're like, hold on a second, how did we get here?

• 56:29Speaker 01

  No problem.

• 56:31Matt McCusker?

  They crush sigs. Yeah, my, it was like my cousin's cousin.

• 56:35Speaker 01

  Sweatpants, sigs.

• 56:36Matt McCusker?

  Swig, yeah.

• 56:37Speaker 01

  Let's go.

• 56:37Matt McCusker?

  We, they like to get their hands on the weed every now and again, too.

• 56:39Speaker 01

  Oh, no.

• 56:40Matt McCusker?

  Dude, my, uh, my cousin's cousin's uncle was schizophrenic and we would bring him weed and he would just literally chill in sweatpants and just bless us for like 30 minutes. We'd just get high and listen to him like, dang.

• 56:51Speaker 01

  I think I brought it out. I have it somewhere in this house, I think. My one boy's uncle was schizophrenic and wrote a book.

• 56:57Matt McCusker?

  What?

• 56:58Speaker 01

  It's fucking awesome.

• 56:59Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, it's probably fantastic.

• 57:00Speaker 01

  It's just ideas. Every paragraph is a different idea that he has. And he's like, swimming is for fucking gay people.

• 57:05Matt McCusker?

  Fuck.

• 57:06Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, my bad. He was big. He hated swimmers. He was like sexual freaks.

• 57:12Matt McCusker?

  Dude, he's not wrong about.

• 57:13Speaker 01

  He was very like, you guys are very sexual. This is wrong. This is against God. Swimming is for homosexuals and sluts.

• 57:18Matt McCusker?

  Well, he's not wrong about this.

• 57:21Speaker 01

  Watch him swim and get mad.

• 57:23Matt McCusker?

  It is very sexual to glide through the water.

• 57:26Speaker 01

  True.

• 57:26Matt McCusker?

  It's, it's almost like unbearably so.

• 57:28Speaker 01

  Hmm.

• 57:30Matt McCusker?

  I'll be, yeah.

• 57:30Speaker 01

  Unbearably sexual when you're swimming?

• 57:32Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I, I, there's something about it. I mean, I'm, you know, every sport has its downfall. You can get shins once when you run. Swimming is like, you gotta be careful out there. You could not pay attention. Someone could just bull shark across lanes. Like, no.

• 57:45Speaker 01

  Oh, man.

• 57:47Matt McCusker?

  You're all tired from the laps. They would drag you right down.

• 57:49Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 57:50Matt McCusker?

  You'd be careful.

• 57:50Speaker 01

  Take you underwater, hit you with a gator roll.

• 57:55Matt McCusker?

  You know, you might, you're so swimmied up, you might, you don't know what the hell you do. You know?

• 57:59Speaker 01

  It is, yeah. The schizophrenic guy was right about that.

• 58:03Matt McCusker?

  He's 100% right.

• 58:04Speaker 01

  Yeah, chicken fights. Being in, being in a pool with a girl is. Chaos.

• 58:09Matt McCusker?

  Dude, it's, yeah, you got, and those, look, if you're brush stroking, you can pause, but you can wrap the, you can, you can like, if you reach into a lane, you gotta be really careful about that. Because you don't know where you're at. You know, when I was just a young guppy, I would, I'd be all course corrected. You could easily crash and hit, and that's like, it's kind of a quagmire.

• 58:27Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 58:28Matt McCusker?

  Because she's in a bathing suit, you could, you could, look, shudder to think about it.

• 58:33Matt McCusker?

  Shudder to think about it.

• 58:34Speaker 01

  You're in international waters. Swimming pool has no laws. As long as you're not touching the bottom. You gotta be in the deep end.

• 58:40Matt McCusker?

  True. I was, how should I know? I was floating, your honor? I was floating in liquid.

• 58:46Speaker 01

  I was, I was listening to two minorities tell me the beach is for white people.

• 58:50Matt McCusker?

  Really?

• 58:53Speaker 01

  And I didn't like that. I think, I think anybody can have fun at the beach.

• 58:57Matt McCusker?

  I've seen a huge uptick.

• 58:59Speaker 01

  It was La Mer's, La Mer's opinion.

• 59:01Speaker 02

  I think the beach is for everybody.

• 59:03Speaker 01

  The beach is for everybody. God gave us the beach.

• 59:04Speaker 04

  Nah, the beach is for whites.

• 59:05Matt McCusker?

  No, I've, I've seen a huge uptick.

• 59:07Speaker 04

  You said it, brother.

• 59:10Speaker 04

  Clip it.

• 59:12Matt McCusker?

  I've seen, Ocean City, New Jersey is where I always went and Ocean City, New Jersey in the 90s very much so appeared to be for whites. I went there a couple of years ago and it's now, it's the Rainbow Coalition.

• 59:23Speaker 01

  You're saying it's like the mall?

• 59:24Matt McCusker?

  It's like the mall.

• 59:25Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 59:25Matt McCusker?

  Very similar to the mall.

• 59:26Speaker 01

  Very similar to the mall.

• 59:27Matt McCusker?

  Although lots of.

• 59:28Speaker 01

  80s, 90s, it was for white bad boys.

• 59:30Matt McCusker?

  For white bad, a lot of Indian bros though are crushing the beach right now.

• 59:33Speaker 01

  It's a little theory I have. With the influx of minorities going to our shopping malls. You think that's when they found Hot Topic and introduced black goths and vamps?

• 59:46Matt McCusker?

  That's a good theory.

• 59:47Speaker 01

  Thank you. I just came up with that.

• 59:48Matt McCusker?

  That's a great theory, actually. It is funny. Huh?

• 59:53Speaker 04

  Love gods, but I, I think.

• 59:54Speaker 01

  Love Goth baddies.

• 59:55Speaker 04

  I think, I think, I love Goth baddies, uh, but I, I think that was Lil Wayne. Lil Wayne made everybody go to Hot Topic. We found Hot Topic because of Lil Wayne.

• 1:00:03Matt McCusker?

  From skateboarding and shit?

• 1:00:04Speaker 04

  Yeah, skateboard. He was wearing like those weird belts. And then through that, we started to dip our toes in the god.

• 1:00:11Matt McCusker?

  Do you think it's possible that Kanye turned black people onto high fashion?

• 1:00:15Speaker 04

  Uh. Probably a little bit. Lil Kanye. Mostly Kanye, Lil Jay-Z.

• 1:00:22Matt McCusker?

  I heard, I heard an anecdote.

• 1:00:24Speaker 04

  Jay-Z.

• 1:00:24Speaker 01

  Jay-Z was like.

• 1:00:25Speaker 04

  He had, he had Rocker wear, which was trash, but he also like, he was the first one to be like, I'm too old for jerseys and I gotta wear like a polo, like I gotta dress a little different.

• 1:00:35Speaker 01

  Polo was yay all day.

• 1:00:37Speaker 04

  Polo yay made it cool. The pink polo yay made it cool, but I think Jay was rocking the polo a little bit too. They were making Rocker wear polos. Big as shit.

• 1:00:46Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, they were pretty massive.

• 1:00:47Speaker 01

  I think we're talking about high fashion.

• 1:00:48Matt McCusker?

  You're talking about a high fashion?

• 1:00:49Speaker 01

  Don't get me wrong, I consider polo.

• 1:00:52Matt McCusker?

  Any polo.

• 1:00:52Speaker 01

  The pinnacle of fashion.

• 1:00:53Matt McCusker?

  It is.

• 1:00:54Speaker 01

  It's the height of my fashion.

• 1:00:55Matt McCusker?

  It's the modern suit.

• 1:00:56Speaker 01

  It's as far as I get.

• 1:00:57Speaker 04

  You say a polo with a polo horse, not high fashion?

• 1:01:00Matt McCusker?

  No.

• 1:01:01Speaker 01

  No, we're talking about like designer shit.

• 1:01:04Matt McCusker?

  High concept.

• 1:01:05Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's probably Kanye or like ladies.

• 1:01:06Matt McCusker?

  I, I heard, so I heard a, an anecdote about Kanye. I know someone who went to grade school with him, two years below him. Apparently he would like design sneakers when he was like in eighth grade and mail them off to like Nike and he would just like mail sneaker, sneaker designs off. Apparently called a shot pretty hard. The whole time. He's like, I'm gonna do this. I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna do that. And he was, the guy was just like, yeah, fucking, everyone thought he was a fucking asshole, but turns out he rocked. Yeah, he was like, dude, we were all like, this guy's out of control. Turns out he called his fucking shots.

• 1:01:36Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 1:01:37Matt McCusker?

  Pretty, pretty sick. Sent, mailing the sneaker designs kind of tight in eighth grade. It's kind of a nuts move just being like, no, they gotta see this shit.

• 1:01:44Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:01:45Matt McCusker?

  Everyone copied it. The Adidas shoe he put out, everyone copied that. That like knit looking thing with the, truly, the guy was a fashion genius.

• 1:01:58Matt McCusker?

  Said what he said?

• 1:01:59Speaker 04

  He said what he said. He said what he said. He kinda had, he kinda had everything going for him.

• 1:02:04Matt McCusker?

  He'll be back.

• 1:02:05Speaker 04

  Huh?

• 1:02:06Matt McCusker?

  He'll, he'll be back.

• 1:02:08Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:02:09Matt McCusker?

  He's back.

• 1:02:10Speaker 04

  I don't know if he, I don't know if the shoe, I don't know if he can get to the shoes point again. I mean, I, I think Kanye can do anything.

• 1:02:15Matt McCusker?

  Why not?

• 1:02:18Speaker 04

  He did, but he's like putting them out of stuff. I don't know if he has like the factory, the manufacturers you would need to do what he did before.

• 1:02:24Matt McCusker?

  What would stop him from obtaining factories and high level connections? I don't understand.

• 1:02:29Speaker 04

  I don't know, it could be.

• 1:02:29Speaker 01

  Yeah, what do you, what do you think? What do you think would stop him from that?

• 1:02:34Matt McCusker?

  I don't understand, I don't understand what you're talking about at all.

• 1:02:37Speaker 04

  Yeah, I just mean like acquiring. Just accusation.

• 1:02:43Speaker 01

  Looking at new boots? You new boots goofing?

• 1:02:47Matt McCusker?

  Didn't he, didn't he like lower all of his prices too, apparently?

• 1:02:51Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:02:51Speaker 04

  Like crazy low, like I don't know how you could profit off of them, like make quality and profit. I mean, maybe, maybe it's not about profit, maybe it's just giving back to the people.

• 1:02:58Matt McCusker?

  It could be.

• 1:03:02Matt McCusker?

  What?

• 1:03:03Speaker 03

  Didn't Stephon Marbury have like cheap shoes when like, when they were kinda quality in the, in the time when, yeah, it's possible.

• 1:03:10Speaker 01

  We've covered this.

• 1:03:11Speaker 03

  They weren't trash.

• 1:03:12Speaker 01

  We've covered this quite a bit. Shaq Diesel's were cheap as hell.

• 1:03:15Matt McCusker?

  Shacks were cheap.

• 1:03:16Speaker 04

  I think they were all bad quality.

• 1:03:18Matt McCusker?

  Shacks, I can attest.

• 1:03:18Speaker 01

  You do not talk about the Shaq Diesel's.

• 1:03:20Matt McCusker?

  They were bliss, they were blisters. I used to get blistered so hard in the Shacks.

• 1:03:25Matt McCusker?

  It was a nice thing he did, but I was getting Shacks. Shacks from Kohl's, they were like 18 bucks and I was blistered out.

• 1:03:32Speaker 01

  It's interesting, back to the Snoop Dogg conversation. I don't mind that Shacks in everything.

• 1:03:35Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:36Speaker 01

  I like seeing Shaq.

• 1:03:37Matt McCusker?

  Me too.

• 1:03:38Speaker 01

  You know what I mean? In every commercial.

• 1:03:40Matt McCusker?

  I do too.

• 1:03:41Speaker 01

  Snoop Dogg, I go, why don't you?

• 1:03:43Matt McCusker?

  He's a drug addict. He's addicted to marijuana.

• 1:03:46Speaker 01

  Who?

• 1:03:47Matt McCusker?

  Snoop Dogg. He's a drug addict. I see him, I go, this is a drug addict off TV.

• 1:03:50Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:03:52Matt McCusker?

  This is goddamn.

• 1:03:53Speaker 01

  Shaq Diesel's just known for having a good time slamming dogs.

• 1:03:56Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I said.

• 1:03:57Speaker 01

  Good time slamming dogs.

• 1:03:58Matt McCusker?

  Snoop Dogg's a hoodlum.

• 1:04:01Matt McCusker?

  He's a gangbanger dude. He's a drug addict gangbanger.

• 1:04:05Speaker 01

  Pronunciated it. Snoop Dogg.

• 1:04:07Matt McCusker?

  He's a hoodlum.

• 1:04:07Speaker 01

  Snoop Dogg's a hoodlum. Snoop Dogg is a hoodlum.

• 1:04:11Matt McCusker?

  I used to love Snoop Dogg when I was a kid.

• 1:04:14Speaker 01

  Snoop's cool as hell.

• 1:04:15Matt McCusker?

  I didn't know what Doggy Style was and I handed the album to my mom, I'm like, can I please get this? She was like, no.

• 1:04:20Speaker 04

  Why? Why not?

• 1:04:22Speaker 01

  Cause that's how you were conceived. Now put it back.

• 1:04:26Matt McCusker?

  Bro, I've been, I got hit hard on the pimp algorithm on YouTube.

• 1:04:30Speaker 01

  Pimps?

• 1:04:30Matt McCusker?

  Pimps, just interviews, not, I was, the tricks are maybe the funniest interviews of all time. Just guys, just, I don't know why they go on and do these interviews or like, "Yeah, I, I love buying prostitutes all the time." It's like, dude, what, what is the upside to this fucking? Who, no, they're no, like maybe they're paying you, but it's like, every time like, yeah, I'm, smoke crack sometimes and uh, losing my family over it, but I just, hey man, what's, what's that, what's it to anyone if I want to enjoy myself with another adult? And it's like, what the fuck are you talking about? But then I saw, I got that fed me into the pimp algorithm. Dude.

• 1:05:03Speaker 01

  Pimp out, yeah, I've, I've been there, I've been there a little, it bothers me immensely.

• 1:05:06Matt McCusker?

  Do you know the picture I sent you of the guy just going like this?

• 1:05:09Speaker 01

  No.

• 1:05:10Matt McCusker?

  Oh dude, it's, it's so funny. They, they, the soft white, I talk about soft white underbelly all the time, but the guy, they take like, he, he's a photographer, that's like his real thing. So he takes pictures of them mid-interview, they show it. They're usually able to stand there and smile for the camera. This guy went,

• 1:05:24Matt McCusker?

  it's, but he gets on, he gets on right away, he goes, "My mama was a certified hoe."

• 1:05:31Matt McCusker?

  What the fuck dude?

• 1:05:32Speaker 01

  Damn.

• 1:05:33Matt McCusker?

  Dude, my mama was a certified hoe. He was, he was, he was gorilla pimping. That's frowned upon.

• 1:05:39Speaker 01

  What's gorilla pimp?

• 1:05:40Matt McCusker?

  Gorilla pimp is when it's, it's force.

• 1:05:42Speaker 01

  Oh, you're, you're using violence.

• 1:05:44Matt McCusker?

  Force, yeah. It's claimed that a real pimp, you should never even go to jail because there's nothing to charge you for. These women just love you.

• 1:05:50Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:05:51Matt McCusker?

  But gorilla pimping's not nice.

• 1:05:52Speaker 01

  Gorilla, you're being mean.

• 1:05:54Matt McCusker?

  Using drugs, using intimidation, beat, hitting on them.

• 1:05:57Speaker 01

  Can't hit on your hoe.

• 1:05:58Matt McCusker?

  You shouldn't. You shouldn't. But that whole, the whole game's fucked up now.

• 1:06:03Speaker 01

  But who fucked up the game?

• 1:06:05Matt McCusker?

  LA gangbangers.

• 1:06:06Speaker 01

  They fucked the whole game up?

• 1:06:07Matt McCusker?

  They got into pimping, they're not pimps. The LA gangbangers, they're rough, bro.

• 1:06:11Speaker 01

  Really?

• 1:06:12Matt McCusker?

  Rough pimps. You get a real pimp, like Magic Bishop Don Juan. Those guys look at it and they go, that ain't it.

• 1:06:19Speaker 01

  That's not it.

• 1:06:20Matt McCusker?

  The real, the real pimp is apparently loved by his community. So you have him watching nothing but pimp propaganda.

• 1:06:27Matt McCusker?

  You watch the guys who are like, no, I'm eve, I'm mean and I do it. It's like, you watch it and you're like, god damn, these guys are vicious, man. Very, very nasty, nasty line of work.

• 1:06:37Speaker 01

  There's almost nothing worse than a mean pimp.

• 1:06:39Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, no, they're, they're, I mean, they're literally are like sex traffickers.

• 1:06:44Matt McCusker?

  It's just, it is funny if you stay within the state, they're like, man.

• 1:06:47Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:06:47Matt McCusker?

  It's a trafficking. Yeah, it's very, very bad stuff. And then if you get locked up as a pimp, you can get the boys. You can start working the boys.

• 1:06:55Speaker 01

  You start pimping the boys.

• 1:06:57Matt McCusker?

  Damn. Pimp of the boys. That seems like more fun, honestly.

• 1:07:00Speaker 01

  That seems like you could, you could actually have a very healthy relationship with your,

• 1:07:05Matt McCusker?

  With your mo-

• 1:07:05Speaker 01

  With your bottom bitch, with all your, with your flock.

• 1:07:07Matt McCusker?

  That's what I'm saying.

• 1:07:08Speaker 01

  You could actually be boys with them.

• 1:07:10Matt McCusker?

  That's what I'm saying.

• 1:07:10Speaker 01

  Let's hang out.

• 1:07:11Matt McCusker?

  Dude, I, I just, I love a motley crew. So having your mot, like my ragtag group of guys.

• 1:07:18Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:07:19Matt McCusker?

  We would turn, we would, I mean dude, it'd be a ragtag ensemble, but we would turn it into something.

• 1:07:23Speaker 01

  Mark'll suck you.

• 1:07:25Speaker 01

  Mark. Come here, man. You, you can play Xbox first if you suck that guy.

• 1:07:31Speaker 01

  Thank you.

• 1:07:33Speaker 01

  I'm not gonna let him play first.

• 1:07:36Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I'd like to think, I don't know, I, I would, I might get gorilla pimping on my boys though.

• 1:07:40Speaker 01

  I think I can see you doing that. You would, you would, oh my god.

• 1:07:43Matt McCusker?

  If you have your gorilla pimping?

• 1:07:44Speaker 01

  When you, yeah, if you got power, you would gorilla pimp, immediate, you would punch Nate in the head.

• 1:07:50Speaker 01

  It's like, I told you to wear that outfit.

• 1:07:54Speaker 01

  Put on something shorter, get out there. I know it's hot out, get out there.

• 1:08:00Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, that's, that's such a fucking nuts. I mean, imagine that, you wake up in the morning, you're just in a hotel room with like three cracked out ladies. You're like, alright ladies, come on, let's organize.

• 1:08:09Speaker 01

  Today's the day.

• 1:08:10Matt McCusker?

  What the fuck did you say?

• 1:08:11Speaker 01

  Yeah, you're gonna have to slap a little.

• 1:08:13Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I'm, I'm obsessed with, I keep hearing about Figaroa Street. Figaroa Street's apparently in LA.

• 1:08:19Speaker 01

  LA.

• 1:08:19Matt McCusker?

  It's, apparently there's just hundreds of like ladies with their heinies out. So it's, apparently it's a whole scene.

• 1:08:25Speaker 01

  They just have their butts out.

• 1:08:26Matt McCusker?

  They have their butts out, more like everything's out. And these poor guys are just driving by and they, there's dudes that like can't stay off, they're there every day. They're there every single day.

• 1:08:36Speaker 01

  I wonder if they have the Snoop Dogg GPS while they're trying to avoid Figaroa.

• 1:08:42Speaker 01

  Ah shit.

• 1:08:44Matt McCusker?

  It's, well, it's so funny because I like, I, I, again, this obviously sounds insane, but I, I do, I want to see it so bad. I'm just curious what it looks like, that's all. I just want to see it. So like next time I'm in LA, I kept laughing, I was up with my whole family and I'm like, let's just take a weird route and drive by and they're like, holy shit. Oh god, what the hell? Yeah. Stay off of it dude, you gotta be careful.

• 1:09:05Speaker 01

  Yeah. I won't, I won't go.

• 1:09:08Matt McCusker?

  Figaroa Street? Fig?

• 1:09:10Speaker 01

  I don't think those butts are for me.

• 1:09:12Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:12Speaker 01

  I bet those butts are.

• 1:09:14Matt McCusker?

  It's hot cross buns.

• 1:09:15Speaker 01

  I bet those are tough heinies.

• 1:09:16Matt McCusker?

  There's a lot of tough heinies.

• 1:09:17Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:09:19Matt McCusker?

  But here's the thing, that's what I hear, I hear it's like, it's, it's not like lot lizards. Apparently it's just a collection of true beauties.

• 1:09:26Speaker 01

  Really?

• 1:09:26Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, that's, that's the whole problem down there.

• 1:09:28Speaker 01

  That would be an issue.

• 1:09:29Matt McCusker?

  True beaut, it's true beauties, sweethearts.

• 1:09:33Speaker 01

  So you're saying there's sweethearts with their heinies out on the street?

• 1:09:37Matt McCusker?

  Like hundreds apparently if you go down there. Again, I, I've never seen it, I'm just literally dreaming it up from what I hear. But that sounds insane.

• 1:09:44Speaker 01

  Who told you they're pretty?

• 1:09:46Matt McCusker?

  Uh, all the horny guys on Soft White Underbelly?

• 1:09:48Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:49Matt McCusker?

  Some beautiful girls, man. Apparently, I mean, anything, apparently it's literally anything you can think of. They got it on the fig. Which again, I would say stay away for sure.

• 1:09:59Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:10:00Matt McCusker?

  You don't want to go down there. You don't want to get caught up with them. So, I gotta, I, that's, I wish I'd stopped watching Soft White, that's all, that's all I watch on the plane. I watch pimp interviews, if I fly for two hours, watch 10 interviews with pimps. And I get to San Jose and I'm like, alright, let me get this hour together. I've rotted my brain with pimp material.

• 1:10:18Speaker 01

  Well, I think we've done it. Let's, let's do the Patreon. Goodbye, everybody.

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