Ask, Tell, Confess: Poop Soup & Grave Selfies

This week on Ask, Tell, Confess: Bunnie hesitates before swimming with pigs in the Bahamas, the gals discuss what they've found looking into their family tree, and a former stripper shares her milky secrets. Also, Meme's daughter takes a selfie that has everyone dead. Watch Full Episodes & More: www.dumbblondeunrated.com

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• 0:00Bunnie XO?

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• 0:44Bunnie XO?

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• 1:05Bunnie XO?

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• 1:49Bunnie XO?

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• 2:07Bunnie XO?

  Hey guys, I need to ask you a question. I want to know why in the hell are you not on Patreon? I don't think you guys even realize how much content we have on Patreon. Let me break it down for you. We have the Bunny XO Show, we have Meet the DeForts, we have Popaganda, we have more shows that we're adding, and not to mention, we have the visuals of the podcast. Head over to www.patreon.com backslash dumb blonde podcast and sign up.

• 2:54Bunnie XO?

  You guys do the intro?

• 2:57Speaker 02

  I gotta do the intro?

• 2:59Bunnie XO?

  Oh, Haley's ready. She cleared her throat and everything.

• 3:02Speaker 02

  Welcome back to another episode.

• 3:11Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 3:15Bunnie XO?

  That was good. That was great. That was really good. You set the mood and I just carried it on. You did. It was good.

• 3:22Speaker 02

  I felt like I was on episode of Step or the movie Step Brothers.

• 3:25Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 3:25Speaker 02

  I don't know why. That was just very Catalina wine mixer.

• 3:30Bunnie XO?

  Boats and hoes.

• 3:32Bunnie XO?

  All right, guys. I'm gonna kick this one off. If you guys are wondering why we're in the same outfits as last week, it's because we are filming back to back because hopefully by this time I will have been out of my egg retrieval. All right. Jennifer wants to know, currently I am sitting with my daughter while she is in labor and will be helping her with delivery. My question is, when it comes to that time for your baby to be born, will you be in the room during the labor and delivery for the birth of your child?

• 4:03Speaker 02

  Interesting. Some people aren't and some people are. So that's a really good question.

• 4:07Bunnie XO?

  Who is not?

• 4:09Speaker 02

  Well, sometimes the surrogate doesn't let them.

• 4:12Bunnie XO?

  That's crazy. What?

• 4:13Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 4:14Bunnie XO?

  New fear unlocked. I need to talk to her about that.

• 4:16Speaker 02

  Oh, you didn't talk to her about that?

• 4:18Bunnie XO?

  Um, I think we did. I'm not sure. We've talked about so much shit, but I'll text her after this. I love our surrogate. She's so sweet. She is so sweet and I can't, I will, I will introduce you guys to her.

• 4:32Bunnie XO?

  Maybe after the journey, just because she does have a big social media presence and she's a sweet, sweet girl. She's a sur- she's been a surrogate for other people. Um, and I'll tell the story about the surrogate too, after everything, but of course I would be in the room. I want to be there the minute the baby is literally soul portaled into this

• 4:52Speaker 02

  Are you gonna skin to skin the baby?

• 4:54Bunnie XO?

  Oh, of course, for sure. And me and Jay both, for sure. I want to be there for every-

• 4:58Speaker 02

  Is he gonna cut the umbilical cord or you want to?

• 5:01Bunnie XO?

  Oh God, I'll probably fucking faint. I'm not good with shit like that. I'm gonna make him do it. I can't. I'll be like, there's no way. And before we do skin- Wipes it on the surrogate. Before we do skin to skin, can they wash the little critter off?

• 5:14Speaker 02

  No, that's the whole point.

• 5:16Bunnie XO?

  The little critter?

• 5:17Speaker 02

  You have to straight out slap it on the skin.

• 5:20Bunnie XO?

  Don't some mothers eat the placenta?

• 5:23Speaker 02

  Yeah, are you rubbing it on your face?

• 5:25Bunnie XO?

  Are you gonna-

• 5:25Speaker 02

  Are you gonna placenta facial?

• 5:26Bunnie XO?

  It's not mine.

• 5:28Speaker 02

  Oh, you're-

• 5:28Bunnie XO?

  So what the fuck benefits am I gonna reap from that?

• 5:31Speaker 02

  And it's like stem cell.

• 5:33Bunnie XO?

  No.

• 5:38Bunnie XO?

  No.

• 5:39Speaker 02

  He said, no.

• 5:40Bunnie XO?

  If it was coming from my body, yes, I would do that, but I think that's a little cannibalistic to be doing that from somebody else's body. That's fucking weird. Would you eat my placenta?

• 5:50Speaker 02

  It's your DNA though.

• 5:52Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 5:53Speaker 02

  Cause it's your baby.

• 5:54Bunnie XO?

  I don't know. I need to, I gotta ask chat. Chat and I have to have a very serious conversation about this.

• 6:00Speaker 02

  Yeah, cause it would technically be your and Jay's DNA.

• 6:04Bunnie XO?

  By the way, we left the neon sign pink.

• 6:05Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 6:06Bunnie XO?

  Mm-hmm.

• 6:07Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 6:08Bunnie XO?

  Bro, I said to change that. Yeah.

• 6:10Speaker 02

  It's going to, uh-

• 6:13Bunnie XO?

  It's going to, uh, clash online, but it's okay.

• 6:16Speaker 02

  Hey, Valentine's.

• 6:17Bunnie XO?

  Hit it right now.

• 6:18Speaker 02

  Yes, please.

• 6:19Bunnie XO?

  All right.

• 6:20Speaker 02

  Just change it.

• 6:21Bunnie XO?

  Um, I mean, we're already fucking an episode to happen.

• 6:24Speaker 02

  Put it in the, put it in the episode. Changing the live right now.

• 6:28Bunnie XO?

  The blue looks kinda cool too.

• 6:29Speaker 02

  No. Red.

• 6:33Bunnie XO?

  There we go. There, oh, there we go.

• 6:35Speaker 02

  Changing it.

• 6:35Bunnie XO?

  There she blows.

• 6:36Speaker 02

  There you guys go. That's why it's different.

• 6:38Bunnie XO?

  But yeah, of course. I want to be there. I want to be there when they implant the baby, when they do the embryo transfer. I want to be there for everything. So luckily she lives close by, so it's like just, you know, a half hour commute.

• 6:48Speaker 02

  Yeah. And then like, are you going to? Wait, what was I about to ask? I just had brain fart. Go ahead. Nevermind.

• 6:55Speaker 03

  Brain derailed.

• 6:56Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, we were talking about the baby being in the hospital room.

• 7:01Speaker 02

  I haven't slept in a week, guys. My brain just literally shut off.

• 7:05Speaker 03

  I haven't slept.

• 7:06Speaker 02

  I don't know what's going on.

• 7:08Bunnie XO?

  You're not sleeping?

• 7:08Speaker 03

  I've been going to bed at five thirty every day. I've been, I don't get it. I can't sleep.

• 7:14Bunnie XO?

  I couldn't sleep last night and I didn't sleep the night before. I think it's these fucking hormones, but.

• 7:18Speaker 03

  I'm taking double magnesium.

• 7:20Speaker 02

  It came to me.

• 7:21Bunnie XO?

  What was it?

• 7:21Speaker 02

  It came to me. Is she gonna do a hospital birth?

• 7:24Bunnie XO?

  Yes. Yeah.

• 7:26Speaker 02

  Cool.

• 7:26Bunnie XO?

  We're doing a hospital birth. We already have the hospital picked out.

• 7:29Speaker 02

  There's so much planning behind baby stuff. It's crazy.

• 7:34Bunnie XO?

  But shit, one thing I love about her, she has chunky babies. Her baby she just had was fucking ten pounds, dude. And he is just, he's a beefy cake. Like, oh, he's so cute.

• 7:46Speaker 02

  I wanted chunky babies so bad.

• 7:47Bunnie XO?

  I'm like, give me a chunk. Give me a big ol'. I skipped the newborn clothes. Give me a full three month old that you just shit out.

• 7:55Speaker 02

  Oh, bro, I listened to my doctors and they diagnosed me with the big baby syndrome. There's a name for it. And so I didn't buy any newborn clothes. I only bought the zero to threes. Both of my kids came out tiny. And we had no clothes for them. Like Jason had to go, because I was hospitalized for like a week.

• 8:13Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 8:14Speaker 02

  He had to go buy clothes for both kids.

• 8:16Bunnie XO?

  How, uh, how big were you when you were born?

• 8:19Speaker 02

  Oh, me?

• 8:20Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 8:20Speaker 02

  I was like almost ten pounds, like nine something.

• 8:22Bunnie XO?

  Really?

• 8:22Speaker 02

  I was a big, Jason and I both, Jason was recorded longest baby in the history of the hospital.

• 8:27Bunnie XO?

  Geez.

• 8:27Speaker 02

  Twenty-four and a half inches long.

• 8:29Bunnie XO?

  Damn.

• 8:30Speaker 02

  That's a ginormous baby.

• 8:31Bunnie XO?

  That's a canoe.

• 8:33Speaker 03

  How, how big were you?

• 8:34Bunnie XO?

  Six pounds.

• 8:38Bunnie XO?

  I was six pounds thirteen ounces.

• 8:41Speaker 03

  How long were you?

• 8:42Bunnie XO?

  I don't know how long I was.

• 8:44Speaker 03

  Yeah, I was seven, seven.

• 8:45Bunnie XO?

  Aww.

• 8:46Speaker 02

  You're a little baby.

• 8:47Bunnie XO?

  Angel numbers.

• 8:47Speaker 02

  That's what.

• 8:48Speaker 03

  I was the skinniest ever was, guys. Wish I could get back to that way.

• 8:50Bunnie XO?

  I was smaller than Cash then. If Cash was seven, I was six. I was six pounds thirteen ounces.

• 8:55Speaker 02

  Both of them were like low sevens by the time they left the hospital.

• 8:59Bunnie XO?

  Wow.

• 8:59Speaker 02

  Yeah, they're little babies.

• 9:01Bunnie XO?

  I want a big old chunk. Give me the chunkiest chunk, chunk, chunk. I want a little chachi coming out of her. Just give me a fucking sixty pound fucking, give me a little chach.

• 9:11Speaker 02

  He said, err.

• 9:15Bunnie XO?

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• 10:00Bunnie XO?

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• 10:22Speaker 04

  Attention all new and existing members of the W D N C. I'm Melanie Sanders and this is the We Do Not Care Club Podcast. We got to midlife and realized we just simply do not care much anymore. Now we gotta help each other make sense of hot flashes, dry coochie, chin hair, trifling families, brain fog, and bat wings. We are not alone and we will be heard. So come join the W D N C. Follow and listen to the We Do Not Care Club Podcast with Melanie Sanders, wherever you get your podcasts.

• 10:52Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, but of course I'll be there. I'm so excited about it. And well, whenever that time comes, if that time comes, because listen, last week, last week I didn't think we were having kids because of how fucking horrible it was. And you know what? We still don't know. I can go to my doctor's appointment tomorrow and they can be like, meh.

• 11:06Speaker 02

  And now we manifest that it's going to happen.

• 11:09Bunnie XO?

  But we'll see. We'll see. Whatever God, it's, my husband said the coolest thing the other day, because I was so stressed out. He said, baby, it's on God's watch.

• 11:18Speaker 02

  I love that.

• 11:19Bunnie XO?

  Yep. So yeah, we're going to the Bahamas. You guys excited?

• 11:23Speaker 02

  Mm hmm.

• 11:24Bunnie XO?

  I'm excited too. But now I'm scared. Because you know how we've been talking about like going to the Bahamas? Well, you know, my F Y P picked that up. Some chick went to the Bahamas, swam with the pigs. Did you see it?

• 11:37Speaker 02

  I, I saw a story about that.

• 11:39Bunnie XO?

  She held the pig and got like.

• 11:43Bunnie XO?

  Bugs underneath her skin for like years.

• 11:46Speaker 02

  Yep. Yeah.

• 11:49Bunnie XO?

  I can't. I'll freak out. So are we not swimming with pigs?

• 11:53Speaker 02

  No.

• 11:54Speaker 03

  I'd rather not.

• 11:56Bunnie XO?

  But that's only, that's only one story.

• 11:59Speaker 02

  Couple of weeks, you can go swim with your own pigs.

• 12:02Bunnie XO?

  In the poop pond?

• 12:03Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 12:04Bunnie XO?

  I don't want to.

• 12:04Speaker 02

  Let them be the first ones in. What do you think those pigs do?

• 12:10Bunnie XO?

  I mean, but that's an ocean. It's like salt water and fucking the turds get fucking taken away. Poop pond is gonna be poop soup. Like we're fucking crunches big asshole. Crunch has an asshole like cinnamon roll.

• 12:26Speaker 02

  Turns around to me and her and just starts.

• 12:28Bunnie XO?

  Opens it up.

• 12:28Speaker 02

  Opening it up. I was like, gotta go. Bye bye.

• 12:31Bunnie XO?

  No, he don't care. That big cinnamon roll, he don't care. He, it's gonna have a waterfall and it's gonna be like, you know, moving around, but.

• 12:39Speaker 02

  Let the pigs be the first things in. Go swim with them.

• 12:42Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I don't know. We'll see. Maybe. I'm not into poop soup. Alright, who's next?

• 12:48Speaker 03

  Okay. When I worked at the strip club, I used to get paid a thousand dollars for two shot glasses of breast milk. The sugar daddy was sixty-five to seventy-five, seventy years old. He always said it kept him from getting sick. I don't know. He would pay for a VIP and want me to squirt it in his mouth. Nasty bastard. Just kidding. I didn't think nothing of it back then, but now I kind of feel weird about it, especially since I'm nursing as we speak.

• 13:15Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 13:16Speaker 03

  Oh, did anyone ever do that to you?

• 13:18Bunnie XO?

  Well, I didn't have breast milk. There was, there was, there's so many fetishes. There's like men who love pregnant women. Even when I did cocktails at the Palms, um, high rollers that would come in would, have you guys ever seen me walk up to a pregnant belly and say, let me rub it for good luck? I do that anytime I see a pregnant belly. Uh, it's because when I, all the high rollers, um, when I worked at the Palms, would request when they were making high stakes bets that a pregnant cocktail waitress be waiting on them because it was good luck.

• 13:49Speaker 02

  Really?

• 13:50Bunnie XO?

  No.

• 13:51Speaker 02

  Didn't even know that.

• 13:52Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 13:52Speaker 02

  That's so crazy.

• 13:53Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 13:54Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 13:55Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 13:56Speaker 02

  I love rubbing a pregnant belly and I know that pregnant people feel, I always ask first, of course, but like, I love pregnant. There's little squishes. I had this crazy video when I was laying down with, uh, I think Pregnant with Cash and he took his butt.

• 14:09Bunnie XO?

  Nope.

• 14:09Speaker 02

  And moved it across my stomach.

• 14:11Bunnie XO?

  No.

• 14:12Speaker 02

  It looked, it literally looked like out of like Men in Black. It was the wildest thing ever. And then I've got one of Olivia too, where she just like straight elbows out the side of my stomach.

• 14:22Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 14:23Speaker 02

  It's insane.

• 14:24Bunnie XO?

  Terrifying. Should we tell the story about Liv on the podcast?

• 14:29Speaker 02

  Okay, but I won't give names.

• 14:30Bunnie XO?

  Okay, and you gotta show the picture too. You gotta show the picture too. This is who Olivia is, man. She is so funny. This kid is so fucking hilarious.

• 14:39Speaker 02

  Okay. Jaime doesn't know the story.

• 14:43Speaker 05

  This is my first time.

• 14:44Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 14:44Speaker 02

  Okay, so this is no disrespect. This is a very innocent child doing this entire situation. Um, there was a recent burial in this like eighteen hundreds cemetery up the road from someone I know. And Olivia was very intrigued by this. She, she is very fascinated of all things like circle of life. And my mom said, I, you know, I'll take you up there. I don't mind. We can go see you. I've hiked up to that cemetery myself too. It's a really beautiful old cemetery, hand carved graves, stones, everything like that. And so there's this freshly buried person up there and Olivia got my mom's phone and she's taking pictures of like

• 15:28Speaker 02

  the old tombstones and some blurry pictures, everything like that. So when my mom came back, she decided to show my husband these really cool gravestones and all this kind of stuff. So she's swiping through and she finds a blurry photo and she goes, oh, this is when I handed it to Olivia. So she swipes a couple more and this photo pops up. So let me just show you guys.

• 15:56Speaker 02

  This photo, um, while Olivia had my mom's phone.

• 16:05Speaker 02

  All right.

• 16:10Speaker 05

  It's the tongue for me.

• 16:18Bunnie XO?

  That is so funny dude.

• 16:21Speaker 03

  I feel like whoever's buried there was definitely like smiling with her.

• 16:25Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 16:26Speaker 02

  It feels like they would have enjoyed this.

• 16:28Bunnie XO?

  That's just such an innocent kid.

• 16:30Speaker 02

  It's so innocent and it just, my mom and husband broke out laughing so hard and they were like, no idea this photo existed, but the fact that she decided to take a selfie with this grave just absolutely sent me to so my child.

• 16:45Speaker 03

  I hope a kid does that to me when I'm buried.

• 16:47Bunnie XO?

  You need to blow this up and put it in a room.

• 16:49Speaker 02

  She's got like a Laney Wilson shirt on or something like that. She's so innocent.

• 16:52Speaker 03

  I'd be like this in the background like.

• 16:55Speaker 02

  It reminds me, Haley said it, it reminds me of the little girl who's smiling in front of the burning house.

• 17:00Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 17:00Speaker 02

  That's literally Olivia with like a fresh Doug grave.

• 17:04Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 17:06Bunnie XO?

  I love it. That's so cute. You know, that reminds me, I am like obsessed with ancestry.com right now. And I have been building my family profile. So every night it's like.

• 17:16Speaker 03

  Huge.

• 17:16Bunnie XO?

  So every night at like 2am, I get on there and I start fucking, fucking around with it and shit.

• 17:21Speaker 03

  I'm obsessed with it.

• 17:22Bunnie XO?

  Me too. I start looking at all my ancestors' graves and all that shit.

• 17:25Speaker 03

  Oh yeah. I know who came over on the Mayflower.

• 17:27Speaker 02

  Yeah, both of our families came over on the Mayflower. They could have been friends.

• 17:31Speaker 03

  In my family.

• 17:31Bunnie XO?

  Really? How do you guys get to that level?

• 17:34Speaker 03

  Oh, you gotta get back there. I'm in like the 16, 1500s.

• 17:36Speaker 02

  I'm in Wales.

• 17:37Bunnie XO?

  Oh, I would. I think you guys need to teach me because right now I'm kind of like, like going around and around.

• 17:41Speaker 02

  Are you new to it though?

• 17:43Bunnie XO?

  I mean, I've been, I've had it for like five years that I've just been building on it.

• 17:47Speaker 02

  Well, even if you've had it for five years, building takes time because it has to like cross-reference and make sure the hints, make sure you double check them.

• 17:55Bunnie XO?

  I do.

• 17:55Speaker 02

  Okay, because.

• 17:56Bunnie XO?

  I don't trust nobody. I got, I got, what, first of all, what the fuck is a second cousin twice removed? What the fuck does that mean? Cause I've got a lot of them. Yeah, it's, I don't understand it.

• 18:05Speaker 02

  I don't, I don't.

• 18:05Bunnie XO?

  It pisses me off. I'm like, why are you here? We don't, we're not even related.

• 18:08Speaker 02

  Get out of my tree.

• 18:09Bunnie XO?

  You were removed for a reason.

• 18:10Speaker 03

  Cut the brim.

• 18:12Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, twice.

• 18:12Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 18:13Bunnie XO?

  Like, why are you here?

• 18:13Speaker 02

  We gave you enough chances.

• 18:14Bunnie XO?

  The coolest thing that I found, though, is like, you know, you guys know how I'm like obsessed with all things like mystical and ethereal and stuff like that? My family name that was married to my grandfather and my great grandfather was Spell. And that's why Nova's middle name is Spell. Because, yeah, their name was Spell. And I'm like, that's so cool. Like, how did, like, that, that was so perfect.

• 18:36Speaker 02

  It literally is.

• 18:37Bunnie XO?

  It's like my great grandmothers and my grandmothers were, their last name was Spell.

• 18:42Speaker 02

  How far back into your descendants did someone immigrate to the United States?

• 18:46Bunnie XO?

  I haven't gotten that far. So I've gotten, I finally found my dad's, just because, okay, my whole family is a fucking mystery. Nobody knows anything about either sides of my family. Like, I'm having to start from scratch and figure this all out my fucking self. My dad never talked about his dad. So I, I finally found him and who he married and all that stuff. And then I found his, his dad, because they all have the same name. So it's like,

• 19:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, the best thing you can do is census.

• 19:13Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 19:14Speaker 02

  So do census by name.

• 19:15Bunnie XO?

  Grave index.

• 19:16Speaker 02

  If you don't know anything about, uh, his side of the family, and if they do have the same name, that's why I say be careful, because that happened to me. It was like cross referencing similar names.

• 19:27Bunnie XO?

  Right, right, right. Yeah, no, I've caught on to that. But, yeah, it's just been, it's really cool to just kind of like dive in and try to learn where I'm from and who my family is.

• 19:34Speaker 02

  Stories my dad didn't even know because he was a baby. So because of census and like you're talking about, my dad didn't know like a lot on a certain side of his family. I connected the dots with census and found out, like, when my grandpa took my grandma, because they were really young, or she was very young, he was not. And like took her to Southern California away from her whole family, like, months after my dad was born. So it was just really crazy to connect timelines. I was like, Dad, did you know you went down to Bakersfield? He was like, no. And I was like, and this is who you lived with? Because they did a census and it was like his brother's that house or something like that. The census is crazy. They'd be like giving out lots of,

• 20:13Bunnie XO?

  I've seen newspaper clippings and like, it's been crazy. Yeah, I found, my mom had a wedding announcement of, my mom's been married a few times. I'm like, damn, lady, yeah, she had a lot.

• 20:24Speaker 02

  You had no idea?

• 20:25Bunnie XO?

  I mean, I knew some of them, but some of them I didn't know. Bill too. There was another chick that he fucking got married to that I didn't know about.

• 20:32Speaker 02

  I think you and I were looking at that at one point. You were like, what is that?

• 20:36Bunnie XO?

  I'm like, who's Maria?

• 20:37Speaker 02

  Yeah. I remember that.

• 20:39Bunnie XO?

  Does it say when? I'm still trying to figure it out.

• 20:41Speaker 03

  Yeah. It should say when.

• 20:43Bunnie XO?

  It did. It did. And I mean, it fits a timeline, but I, my dad never talked about it. Never mentioned it.

• 20:49Speaker 02

  That's so wild. I love, I love deep being, deep diving into like families and like finding, find a graves and stuff.

• 20:56Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 20:57Speaker 02

  Those are sick.

• 20:57Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. If you guys have any ancestry.com recommendations or tips, let us know below.

• 21:03Speaker 03

  My like 12th or 13th, like great grandfather on my dad's side, um, he was an astronomer that like basically like, I don't know. He was like proto Copernican.

• 21:16Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 21:16Speaker 03

  Like worked with Copernicus, whatever, like all that, like it went back.

• 21:20Bunnie XO?

  So he studied the stars.

• 21:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, he was like an original person.

• 21:24Speaker 03

  Crazy. I found, I found.

• 21:26Bunnie XO?

  My family doesn't have anything cool.

• 21:27Speaker 03

  He died in like 1587. Oh yeah. That was like 1587. But then I found relatives that died in like shipwrecks.

• 21:36Bunnie XO?

  The what?

• 21:36Speaker 03

  I'm in the 1800s right now.

• 21:37Bunnie XO?

  Oh, wait till you get farther back.

• 21:39Speaker 03

  Okay. I have relatives that died in shipwreck.

• 21:42Bunnie XO?

  Wow.

• 21:42Speaker 03

  Like it tells me how they died.

• 21:44Speaker 02

  That's insane. I found like old family, um, emblems and stuff, which I think are really cool. And there's a house. It was actually not too far. That's like within the family name and it's some kind of like monumental home that they, is like now a museum that I could go look at. And it's like a great, great grandfather.

• 22:01Bunnie XO?

  That's crazy. That's insane. I, yeah. I just feel like I'm such an orphan. Like I don't, like I'm an orphan with parents, but it's like, I know nothing about my family. My family was so secretive on both sides. Well, my mom lied about everything. And then my dad just fucking was a vault of fucking secrets. So it's like, I'm having to figure out this shit on my own.

• 22:20Speaker 02

  That's so cool though. You get to like discover your own past.

• 22:24Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I guess. I mean, it seems like it's been kinda hard.

• 22:28Speaker 02

  Really cool show.

• 22:31Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 22:33Bunnie XO?

  Light bulb just went off. All right. I'm going to hug my cow. I gotta go.

• 22:37Speaker 02

  Okay, bye.

• 22:37Bunnie XO?

  Toodle bye.