DECEPTIVELY FAST Ft. Ilona, Olivia, and Adrianna Maher | Episode 203

This week, Drew is joined by ALL of the Maher sisters: Ilona, Olivia and Adrianna! They talk about their favorite running bits, their roles in a buddy comedy, reading smut, Olivia’s pageant era, getting constructive criticism from your sisters, and so much more. Ilona IG: https://www.instagram.com/ilonamaher/ Olivia IG: https://www.instagram.com/liviemaher/ Adrianna IG: https://www.instagram.com/adriannamaher/ House of Maher Podcast: https://www.instagram.com/houseofmaher/ Follow The Comment Section on IG! https://www.instagram.com/thecommentsection/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:32Drew Afualo?

  My coach used to tell my sister all the time, "If your sister took this seriously, like, she could go to the Olympics." Because I'm like, he's like, "She's built like a discus thrower." Which I was like, "That's fucked up and weird."

• 0:41Speaker 02

  It's not a compliment, I get that.

• 0:42Drew Afualo?

  Hey. So not like a volleyball player, like a discus thrower. The big woman sport.

• 0:47Speaker 02

  Take another look.

• 0:50Drew Afualo?

  I was like, "Wait, try again."

• 0:51Speaker 02

  One more time. It says volleyball, no?

• 1:01Drew Afualo?

  Hey, everyone, and welcome back to another episode of the Comment Section Show. Sorry, me, your fave, everybody knows me, who cares about me. Onto the guests. Today, we have the trio to end all trios, the one, the only, the Mara Sisters.

• 1:15Drew Afualo?

  Olivia, Alona, Adriana, everyone. Whole fam's here, whole gang's here. Happy to have you ladies.

• 1:22Speaker 02

  Thank you so much.

• 1:23Drew Afualo?

  Look, half an All-Star episode. Because Alona's been on before.

• 1:27Speaker 02

  Right.

• 1:27Drew Afualo?

  But now she came sistered up.

• 1:29Speaker 02

  With some stragglers.

• 1:31Speaker 03

  She can't get rid of us.

• 1:31Speaker 02

  We pulled the minivan right up.

• 1:33Drew Afualo?

  You guys had a free Wednesday and said, "Clock in." Let's get to work.

• 1:36Speaker 02

  We said, "What are you doing? We're coming."

• 1:39Drew Afualo?

  Well, I'm happy to have you all here. How's life?

• 1:42Speaker 02

  It's good. We spend a lot of time together now. We work together, you know, so it's, but it's good. It's exciting to do life with your sisters.

• 1:49Speaker 03

  Luckily, we like each other enough.

• 1:51Speaker 02

  We do like each other, yeah.

• 1:52Speaker 03

  I can't imagine other people doing this. Like, I sleep in the same bed as Olivia right now.

• 1:55Speaker 02

  Yeah, like, she's in the one bedroom.

• 1:57Speaker 03

  It's a lot.

• 1:58Drew Afualo?

  Right. You guys are one.

• 1:59Speaker 02

  We are one. And Alona has a two-bedroom now, but she's, like, getting used to living alone. So we're giving her the space to explore and do that, you know, but I'm like soon enough Adriana will be sent over there. But last night she went for like wine and takeout.

• 2:13Drew Afualo?

  Love.

• 2:14Speaker 02

  And she goes this morning, she's like, I was on my best behaviors. I really, I felt like it was a trial run. See if I could vibe, see if I could be there, see if it was alright.

• 2:21Speaker 03

  I knew we were just hanging out, but I had a moment there. I was like, cause alone I already had like wine out and like the takeout. I was like, is she like trying to see if I'm cool? Like if I can be cool?

• 2:31Drew Afualo?

  Giving the roommate experience?

• 2:32Speaker 03

  Yeah, literally like can I match her energy that she wants in it? And I think I did actually.

• 2:37Drew Afualo?

  I think I'm gonna make it.

• 2:38Speaker 02

  Did she make it? What do we think?

• 2:40Speaker 04

  I don't, I just don't think she'll wanna live with me. You two, I will say these two are very similar.

• 2:46Drew Afualo?

  Right.

• 2:46Speaker 04

  In just the way like their humor and, and the way they vibe, the things they like to do. So they can just spend all day together, which I can hang with them as well, but they are very similar in so many ways. So, she'll come, she'll come live with me and I'll go to the gym for like four hours and then she's stuck there where she can hang with Liv.

• 3:02Drew Afualo?

  No journaling at the cafe.

• 3:03Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 3:04Drew Afualo?

  No sister time.

• 3:05Speaker 04

  Exactly.

• 3:06Speaker 03

  You make it sound like we're acquaintances. Really do.

• 3:09Drew Afualo?

  You don't know if I'm vibing with her.

• 3:11Speaker 03

  Like you and Olivia just vibe and like you're one and I was like, you still are my sister.

• 3:15Drew Afualo?

  Right.

• 3:16Speaker 03

  I still think that we maybe have something as well.

• 3:18Drew Afualo?

  Right. I believe in us.

• 3:20Speaker 02

  The energy is very much, it's not, it's not you, it's me.

• 3:23Drew Afualo?

  Right.

• 3:23Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 3:24Speaker 03

  Like you have it so much better with her.

• 3:26Speaker 02

  Yeah. Oh, okay.

• 3:28Speaker 03

  Okay, whatever you want.

• 3:29Drew Afualo?

  It works honestly, I think. And honestly alone, I feel you because I'm also a middle child.

• 3:33Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 3:34Drew Afualo?

  So I'm very similar to you, like outside of my brother and my sister. Like a, a huge thing about my brother and sister is they're very physical. So they love to like hold hands, hug, touch.

• 3:45Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 3:45Drew Afualo?

  I don't. Like I'm not a fan of that. Like, and I never have been since I was a kid. Don't diagnose me. Every time I say it, they give me something new. Stop it. I already am going through it. But my sister, literally the other day, she was like, I always know when you're like kinda sad because you let me hold your hand.

• 4:02Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 4:03Drew Afualo?

  I was like, okay.

• 4:05Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 4:06Drew Afualo?

  Literally on Thanksgiving, because I made turkey for our Thanksgiving. This year, because I made it for the first time last year, killed. So this year, I was like, yeah, I'm gonna do it again. Cried twice, still. You know, frustration, anger. I'm also like, I hate when I'm not good at things immediately. So there's that too. A little bit of a struggle there. But she persevered and she came out great. And I was like, dude, come try the turkey, like telling my sister. And she came over and then she was like, okay, can you cut me a piece? I'm like, yeah. So I like cut her a piece and I'm holding like this. And then she like is, I'm not even holding it high. I'm literally going like this.

• 4:41Speaker 03

  Yeah, she's like, she bends over at the waist to grab it from my hand. I literally, bro.

• 4:46Speaker 02

  Lips extended.

• 4:46Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, I was like, I was like, bro, knock. And she starts laughing. I'm like, knock it off. Take this out of my hand. What am I gonna feed you?

• 4:54Speaker 02

  So that's a John. I John is very touchy, cozy, cuddly. And I, I forget what it was. We were at my place and alone, I hugged her, like something happened. I was kind of joking like, oh yay. And I hugged her and I turned and Adrian was like.

• 5:06Drew Afualo?

  It's like, wow, nice.

• 5:08Speaker 03

  You get stingy with it.

• 5:16Speaker 04

  There'll be moments, so sometimes, or for a while there, when we'd go back home, Olivia would sleep in my bed. Cause I, I'd have a queen bed. She, we all have twins, you know, when I got the queen.

• 5:25Speaker 02

  She got a big girl bed for some reason.

• 5:28Speaker 03

  I was in the house still. In my full. That rattles.

• 5:32Drew Afualo?

  Your full, that was a twin.

• 5:35Speaker 02

  That's crazy thinking about you guys sleeping in a twin. It's not a twin. It's a, it's a.

• 5:39Drew Afualo?

  No, not the big one. I'm talking about just generally.

• 5:44Speaker 02

  They're not even twin XL. So you get in college. So you get at Costco.

• 5:48Speaker 04

  Olivia and I sleep in it sometimes together. I, I don't know where it started, but if we laugh too hard or anything, Adriana can like sense it. Or we'll, we'll know as well if, oh, Adrian's gonna come in and we'll hear a little pitter patter and then Adrian be like, what are you guys laughing at? And then she'll try to come in. It's like, it's midnight. Please leave.

• 6:09Drew Afualo?

  Having a great time in here without me.

• 6:12Speaker 03

  It'll be like 10 PM. We've just gone to bed and they're like laughing up a storm.

• 6:16Drew Afualo?

  Would you save your best jokes for then? When I'm not there?

• 6:20Speaker 03

  I'm having FOMO.

• 6:21Speaker 02

  She's doing a Titan. She comes in, she's like, what are you all up to?

• 6:24Drew Afualo?

  Well, you, you guys do have that in common with me and my sister where we're very like, it's not that funny. Like if I were to sit here and explain it to you, it'd be even less funny. One of those things where only my sister would get it. Like, we have so many jokes like that, like, where I'm like, I just, here's one. Sometimes we have bits that like we carry like since we were kids. Uh, which probably should have told me early on that we were gonna be not serious in a job for real. Uh, but there was like one, uh, what was the one I was thinking of? Oh, it's this. This is the ride. That's the bit.

• 7:00Speaker 02

  Right.

• 7:01Drew Afualo?

  So like, we've said that a million times in contexts that make zero sense, but it's anytime we're waiting in a line. So like if we're waiting in a long line, she'll, someone go, when do we get to the ride? And then someone else goes, this is the ride. So every time someone says, when do we get to the ride? The other person has to reciprocate. It's like, it has to happen now. And we were explaining, it's literally from an episode of The Fairly Odd Parents where they go to escalator land. And the whole amusement park is escalators. And then they're like on one and then they go, when do we get to the ride? This is the ride. Not funny.

• 7:35Speaker 02

  Laughed so hard as kids.

• 7:36Drew Afualo?

  Aggressively unfunny, like not funny, still isn't funny. Every time we say it, we're like.

• 7:42Speaker 02

  But it's so funny that it's not funny.

• 7:43Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, and I explained that whole bit to Carrie, who's our best friend and also my assistant. And I was like, you know, you, you, you ever seen that episode? And she goes, no, but I have heard you guys say that a lot. And now it makes me more mad knowing the context. I was like, oh, how bitch can't be funny. It's illegal to tell jokes nowadays. Do you guys have bits that you workshop?

• 8:04Speaker 03

  We've got this one where it's, I don't know where it came out of, maybe it was from the Taylor Swift concert where. We'll be just doing nothing or any, like something cool and we're just, should we go live right now?

• 8:16Speaker 03

  I could pull, we could go live right now. And it kills.

• 8:21Drew Afualo?

  We will be doing nothing. The most mundane is just, should we go live right now?

• 8:25Speaker 04

  I don't even know, see, I don't even know what they're talking about. They just have these jokes.

• 8:32Speaker 03

  You can say that one too.

• 8:33Speaker 04

  But I'm like, it's, it felt like you guys started, I would just be hopping on my train.

• 8:36Drew Afualo?

  Now I just look like a big loser, joining your joke.

• 8:40Speaker 02

  And it would be like, when she was popping off in the rugby sphere, and we'd be at games, we're like, should we go live right now? Should we go live right now?

• 8:46Speaker 03

  And one time we did go live, and we had like, a blast doing it.

• 8:50Speaker 02

  Oh, it was fun.

• 8:51Speaker 03

  It was so much fun.

• 8:51Speaker 02

  And it was after the bronze medal match in the Paris Olympics, and we were like, out partying in the streets with like, all of Paris and their cops and whatever, and I was like, I'm going live right now! And I went live and I made thirty dollars.

• 9:03Speaker 03

  I made a dollar thirty-six.

• 9:05Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 9:05Drew Afualo?

  Love that.

• 9:06Speaker 03

  With the brick.

• 9:07Speaker 02

  That's what, that's what that'll tell you.

• 9:08Drew Afualo?

  Well now you have a skill for going live.

• 9:09Speaker 02

  No, exactly.

• 9:10Drew Afualo?

  We have that, a similar bit to that, instead of saying live though, we like go, if someone's taking a picture, like, near me, so like, they're taking, let's say they're taking a picture like this, I go, oh my god, are you taking a picture of me? Wait, you should post it in your story. Wait, wait, tag me.

• 9:26Speaker 02

  Wait.

• 9:26Drew Afualo?

  Wait, no, wait, don't post, okay, wait, no, record it again and then tag me. Like, we have to like, keep going for like, at least five minutes, and it's like, I think we hit it all, alright, no more jokes.

• 9:35Speaker 02

  That's hope it works, sorry, just get better.

• 9:37Speaker 04

  Recently, Olivia's been doing, you know when you're trying to tell a story and you're like, and then we went to the store and then, um, and she's like, you please tell me. You gotta let me know. No, don't, no, seriously, tell me, you gotta let me know. And she's like, oh, sorry, no, and then we just got goat cheese and like.

• 9:54Speaker 02

  And it gets to the point where it sounds like somebody's about to start telling a story, they're like, oh my god, no, tell, tell me what is it, you gotta, stop, no, spit it out, what is it?

• 10:02Speaker 04

  I'm on the edge of my seat.

• 10:04Speaker 02

  They're just breathing in, ready to say something.

• 10:05Speaker 03

  It's so funny when she does it to someone else, but when she does it to me, I'm like,

• 10:09Speaker 02

  shut up, shut up!

• 10:10Speaker 04

  Enough, I get, I'm not fast.

• 10:13Drew Afualo?

  I know, when the bits, when the bits are used on yourself, you're like, not funny.

• 10:18Speaker 02

  Not funny.

• 10:18Drew Afualo?

  That's so not funny now. Not fucking funny.

• 10:22Speaker 02

  This one, I don't know if this is a bit, but when we walk outside and it's even slightly cold out, we all go. Like really loud and it makes me laugh every time it's like like I don't know why every time I'm giggling.

• 10:35Drew Afualo?

  I love a nonsensical bit that like it works in the flow of conversation. So anyone who's not familiar with your lore is like.

• 10:43Speaker 02

  What was that?

• 10:44Drew Afualo?

  Like what's like this is another one we do where we're like if I get up to go get something and I'm like, oh, I'm gonna go get a drink and they're like, can you grab me a whatever while you're up? I'll go, can I? Really? Can I? No way.

• 11:00Speaker 02

  No.

• 11:01Drew Afualo?

  Don't say can I? That gets people every time and sometimes honestly, sometimes we do it when you're being annoying like you're just asking me to get too many things.

• 11:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 11:10Drew Afualo?

  Another one, a similar one to that is like, anything else while I'm up?

• 11:13Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 11:13Drew Afualo?

  Anything else while I'm up? While I'm up for the table, anything else? Love a good bit.

• 11:18Speaker 04

  Or I love the clap if you've ever been to fat camp and then we all clap.

• 11:23Drew Afualo?

  I'm like, ah.

• 11:25Speaker 04

  Don't cancel us. I think it's funny.

• 11:29Drew Afualo?

  As a big bitch, it's okay.

• 11:30Speaker 02

  We're big, we're big bitches.

• 11:31Speaker 04

  Where's that fat camp one from? Oh, Wendy Williams.

• 11:34Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 11:35Speaker 04

  Oh, clap if you've ever been to fat camp.

• 11:36Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's.

• 11:37Drew Afualo?

  The best one liner woman to ever exist. To ever exist. That's right. It's like, James? We do that a lot too. Sometimes we'll, we'll just test, James, what was that? James?

• 11:48Speaker 02

  Death to all of them.

• 11:50Drew Afualo?

  Clap if you think they should suffer.

• 11:54Drew Afualo?

  Well, I love that we are very similar in that sister bits. Speaking of sister bits, you guys have a podcast together. Please tell me about how some are.

• 12:03Speaker 02

  Do we ever?

• 12:03Drew Afualo?

  Like the inception of it, how it came to be. I'd love to know.

• 12:06Speaker 02

  Right, right. Team?

• 12:08Speaker 04

  Who wants to take it?

• 12:09Speaker 02

  Who wants to take it alone? You look ready.

• 12:11Speaker 04

  Oh, man, I'm already, um, no, I've been get, was getting like a lot of, um, requests to do a podcast or host a podcast, but it'd never been on my radar really, I think. I, um.

• 12:25Speaker 04

  I like chatting, I also like chatting about myself, you know?

• 12:27Drew Afualo?

  I get it, trust me.

• 12:31Speaker 04

  Um, so, uh, my agent was like, well, no, Alona wouldn't want to do this, but, you know, if you would include her sisters, like, we can have things. So that was such, we, the company we are with, Wave. Uh, we're like, okay, yeah, let's do that. And so we got everybody on board and, um, kind of built it all together and took a while to find the name and the vibe of it, but, wanted to be like, you know, welcoming into our house and, and us as fa- a family, because we're a very tight family, we're a small family, but a tight family. And, uh, we started when I was in England and, you know, been doing, uh, Zooms and whatnot, but I definitely like the in-person, I think it's so much different than, um, when I'm on Zoom, virtual is just such a different vibe to it, but we've got to meet so many cool people, like,

• 13:14Speaker 04

  I mean, I've met Malala before, but chatting with Malala and all sorts of amazing guests, yeah.

• 13:18Drew Afualo?

  When we were on with you guys, my sister goes, it's crazy because Malala was like before us, so like, I'm like, yeah, like, no, for sure, put me after her.

• 13:26Speaker 02

  In good company. Mission is the same.

• 13:29Drew Afualo?

  Right, that's fucking crazy, that is so cool.

• 13:32Speaker 02

  She's fabulous, she loves women's sports, and so we met her in England, she came to one of Alona's matches and we all watched together. Um, yeah, that was fab.

• 13:39Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm, so we've just, it's been really cool to do, I think, like, stepping in that role, learning how to as well interview and, and talk with people, it's, you know, something you've gotten so good at, so we're all figuring that out, the flow of it as well.

• 13:52Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, it's a lot.

• 13:54Speaker 02

  It's a lot, but I love it to be more of a conversation, instead of like, you know, there are some where it's very much so like, oh, they're here to be interviewed, whereas like, you and Jason came on ours and it's fun and it's a conversation, bouncing, it's girls hanging out in our like living room, giggle fest, yeah.

• 14:09Drew Afualo?

  I, I agree with you, it's like, eh, interviewing is like a whole nother thing entirely, especially when you're talking to like talent. But also I'm with y'all, like, I, I like a conversational vibe a lot more.

• 14:19Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 14:20Drew Afualo?

  Uh, because I feel like there's so many canned interview, interviews already, like, there's so many people like Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon, like Seth Meyers, like, they all do very similar, like, I ask you a lot of questions. You already know the questions. You already have the answers. You just say them back to me and then people get to watch you talk. Which is why it's funny because I feel like when I have guests like you guys or if I have like a chapel, a Cynthia Revo, whatever. Sometimes I'll get comments when they're like, God, that girl talks so fucking much like about me on my show. Which is funny because I at first I was like, what the fuck? But then I started realizing like especially after chapel. I was like, here's the thing about this show.

• 14:58Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 14:59Drew Afualo?

  Unfortunately for you, you're gonna have to hear me talk too because it's mine.

• 15:03Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 15:04Drew Afualo?

  But if you wanna hear her say the same shit she's already said and just answers the questions, you could watch her on anything else.

• 15:09Speaker 02

  Right.

• 15:09Drew Afualo?

  But like it it's also annoying too because you guys get this because you're sisters. When you talk, sometimes you talk over each other unintentionally. Like sometimes you like interrupt. Sometimes you derail and then come back. And they're like, God, just I just want you to talk to her and I don't want you to ask. Don't want you to put stories of yourself. Like they're they get so frustrated, but when they are like, oh, it's too much interrupting or you're talking over whatever. I'm like, do you guys talk to anybody?

• 15:34Speaker 02

  Anybody ever.

• 15:35Drew Afualo?

  Do you have siblings? Do you have a friend? Like that's really especially when you're king, when you're like having a girl fest, like you're queening out.

• 15:43Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 15:43Drew Afualo?

  Obviously, you're gonna be talking, talking, talking and talking over each other.

• 15:46Speaker 02

  To get to even better things.

• 15:47Drew Afualo?

  That's why it's like it's a ladder. Really, you're building to something.

• 15:52Drew Afualo?

  And I honestly, if I had a nickel for how many times like I'm talking to my sister or my mom like. And we start one place, never finish that one and somewhere completely different like. Happens all the time. We're just jumping.

• 16:06Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 16:06Drew Afualo?

  Like tracks all the fucking time. Like even when I talk to my man, sometimes I talk to him and I'll be starting like, oh my God, you know what I saw today? And then I'll end up talking about like the origins of the Titanic.

• 16:18Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 16:19Drew Afualo?

  And then he's like, what was that thing you originally told me? I was like, so until I was pregnant. Can you believe, but I talked for forty-five minutes about something else. I'm like, that's fun.

• 16:29Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 16:30Drew Afualo?

  That's sisters. And that's, well, that's what I liked about your guys' show. I thought it was fun because it's like a real flowing conversation. Everyone can just kind of queen out.

• 16:38Speaker 02

  We try.

• 16:39Drew Afualo?

  Have a diva.

• 16:40Speaker 02

  We try. Together. Did you feel diva off?

• 16:42Drew Afualo?

  No, I felt like we were a, um, equal match, all of us across the board.

• 16:47Speaker 02

  I felt the same way. That's what I said, it feels wrong that Jason's not here right now.

• 16:50Drew Afualo?

  I know.

• 16:50Speaker 02

  We gotta get the gang back together.

• 16:52Drew Afualo?

  I'm having real ghost slam right now.

• 16:55Speaker 02

  You keep turning to the side.

• 16:56Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, I'm like the, I'm like, I'm like, God, wish she was here. As if she's not, she's behind that camera. Yeah, she's literally right off camera.

• 17:03Speaker 02

  She's here.

• 17:04Drew Afualo?

  But what has been the coolest thing about doing House Mar together?

• 17:07Speaker 02

  I think working together in, um, such a public way, I guess, has been weird, but cool. Because obviously your sisters, you talk about whatever you say, what's on your mind. Like, these people have been with me. I mean, I've been with them their whole lives and sort of most of mine. And so, we like, I, I assisted her alone, right? So we already work together in that way. Adriana does some supporting staff work, like. I'm a consultant. That's my, that's my elite employee, right?

• 17:31Drew Afualo?

  That's my number one.

• 17:33Speaker 02

  Number one. I'm chief of staff. That's part, like, uh, so it's like already, having worked together, we already know we have like a good working, you know, relationship. And I say this a lot where people are like, I could never work with my sister.

• 17:43Drew Afualo?

  Right.

• 17:44Speaker 02

  Sucks to suck, like.

• 17:46Drew Afualo?

  I mean, that sucks.

• 17:47Speaker 02

  We get business, we get, we have a good time, we go and eat good food, we like, we get, we get the job done and it's fun while doing it, I like to think. And, uh, so I think that this was a fun next step to just keep things rolling and just being able to laugh and giggle and, that's my dream job.

• 18:03Drew Afualo?

  No shit. I, I've, I've said that too about my sister. I get that question a lot too, like, how do you work with your sister? And I was like, well, because I love my sister, so there's, that's one. Also, I think we're the funniest people on planet Earth, so that works, too. And I was like, and then also, I feel like, and you guys are probably like this too, I'm sure, like, my mom said this too when we first started doing a podcast together also, that like. We're sisters first, coworkers second.

• 18:27Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 18:28Drew Afualo?

  So like if at any point something comes between us as sisters, it's not worth it. Like it's dropping it, not doing it. Cause sisters matter more. So like I think understanding that dynamic plus you guys are closer in age, right? Like how far apart are you guys?

• 18:43Drew Afualo?

  Okay, yeah. So like I think that helps too. Like we grew up going to school together, like we learned to drive together. Like we've done literally everything together since we were little.

• 18:52Speaker 02

  Gone through the highs and lows.

• 18:53Drew Afualo?

  Absolutely. And we've shared a room. Like I did not have my own room until I was like a senior in college. Cause I shared a room with her till she left. And then I went to college, had roommates. And then when I was a senior, I finally had my own room, like ever, but I saw a roommate.

• 19:08Speaker 02

  Own room?

• 19:08Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, my own room. I was like, wow, just for me.

• 19:12Speaker 02

  This is what it's all about.

• 19:14Drew Afualo?

  This is what I worked towards.

• 19:16Speaker 02

  What I did it all for. Early mornings and late nights.

• 19:20Drew Afualo?

  Were you guys really close growing up?

• 19:23Speaker 02

  Yes, well, yes.

• 19:25Speaker 03

  So they were always like one year apart. Like Olivia was a senior, she was a junior.

• 19:32Speaker 03

  So they were very close. They did all the sports together. They were captains. And I was like the stinky little sister, um, who like wasn't like cool. I was very annoying. I was very annoying. Um, so it took, like, we were still close then. But it really took, I think, me kind of going to college to be seen as like an adult and us to like really start to, I think, find our vibe.

• 19:50Drew Afualo?

  Find your like adult friendship.

• 19:52Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 19:52Drew Afualo?

  I feel you. Cause sister friendship, but then adult friendship, it it changes a little bit.

• 19:57Speaker 02

  And like I, people always say like, oh, we've always been close. And like, we always like, we got along. We were on the same teams together. We were both very socially awkward and like quiet and weird. Nobody believes us when we tell them that we we were weird, but we did it together. Whereas her, she was very cool and she would party and she had friends, whereas we didn't have those. And so we felt so like miles apart. Like we were four and a half years apart, basically. And that felt so young. I, everything she did. I, I could see myself in her. I was like, don't do that. And she'd do it anyway. So then I'd get mad. Be like, why aren't you listening to me? So we, oh, we were, we fought a lot. But now as an adult, like that's my closest friend. Like my only employee, but also like one of my closest friends. She makes me laugh harder than anybody in the entire world. What the hell were we laughing at this morning?

• 20:40Speaker 03

  Oh, she likes to talk so quietly and we were right behind a fucking speaker. And so she was going, and I just go she wound the arm up.

• 20:51Drew Afualo?

  She wanted these like an old man. She's like, no, for sure whisper party. Let's do that. She made me laugh so hard. I was shaking the whole booth that I was doing. Why would you want to live with me? We wouldn't laugh like that.

• 21:02Speaker 03

  Yes, we would.

• 21:03Drew Afualo?

  We wouldn't laugh like that.

• 21:05Speaker 03

  You don't understand. I can't live up to that.

• 21:06Drew Afualo?

  We wouldn't laugh like that. I'm telling you.

• 21:10Speaker 03

  Shut up.

• 21:12Drew Afualo?

  We would never laugh like that.

• 21:14Speaker 03

  We would never laugh. We would have a lona.

• 21:16Drew Afualo?

  The laughs you're gonna have.

• 21:17Speaker 03

  Stop.

• 21:18Drew Afualo?

  I know my audience. I can really get so. Yeah, exactly. I, my, we actually went to Disneyland on my mom's birthday recently. Love. And we were on the Incredicoaster. And my sister and I, like, since we were kids, like, every time there's a picture, we're like, what are we doing? Yeah. Like, we always planned poses together, even now. And so, like, she was like, we planned on the ride before, so I was, we forgot to plan. I'm already laughing. It's not even that funny. And, like, we were on the roller coaster and, like, as we were approaching the camera,

• 21:51Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 21:52Drew Afualo?

  I, like, go, dude, what are we gonna do? And she goes, oh, let's do this. And I go, perfect. And then, and then we're both holding the pose. We go under the camera. No camera, no camera, no nothing. Dead silent, both of us at the same time, oh. I had tears streaming down my face. I was like, oh my god.

• 22:14Drew Afualo?

  Both of us just immediately, like, it felt like, because it was the Incredicoaster, so you have that thing over. You, like, hold your hands up like you're trying to be silly with your hands. And the way we were both so humiliated, no one took a picture that we were like, oh, the way I tucked my hands in like this and I can't.

• 22:32Drew Afualo?

  Tears streaming down my face. I was like, oh.

• 22:35Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 22:35Drew Afualo?

  That's only funny with your sister. No, and we felt like, I felt such a collective embarrassment with her. Like, we were both like, oh, like,

• 22:43Speaker 03

  Right, right.

• 22:44Drew Afualo?

  Because the face was not funny, but it was stupid. And we were both like, like, doing it and we were, oh my god, if someone saw me pose.

• 22:54Speaker 02

  They have it on video somewhere.

• 22:55Drew Afualo?

  I literally, tears streaming down my face. I laughed for twenty minutes. I was literally like, I can't breathe. I was like, I need to calm down. Like, it was one of those where I was laughing so hard, I had to calm down.

• 23:04Speaker 02

  You had to remove yourself. You should call the mouse, get that footage.

• 23:06Drew Afualo?

  Yeah. Someone.

• 23:08Speaker 03

  There's a security guy somewhere.

• 23:10Drew Afualo?

  Holy fuck dude, we were so like, I was like, that was so embarrassing. I'm so glad nobody saw me not get my picture taken just now. That was fucking horrible, but I get it.

• 23:19Speaker 02

  I get it.

• 23:20Drew Afualo?

  It's like, it's something only your sister would get.

• 23:23Speaker 02

  And then you're in public, so it's not that funny, but you keep laughing, so you have to keep laughing because it's uncomfortable and like, oh, it's beautiful.

• 23:29Drew Afualo?

  On the same ride, one time we were like, the exact same ride. One time I made a joke about someone that we knew. And I was like, what do you think he's doing right now? It makes no sense. Like, I was just like, what do you think he's doing right now? Like, while we're actively on this roller coaster, she laughed till we got to the very end. And then when we were at the end of the roller coaster, she goes, what do you think he's doing right now? We never even answered the fucking question. It doesn't make sense. It's not funny. Again, tears down my face. Nobody would get it. That's why I was like, my sister's the funniest person I know.

• 24:00Speaker 02

  Ever.

• 24:00Drew Afualo?

  Personally, outside of myself.

• 24:01Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 24:02Drew Afualo?

  Of course.

• 24:02Speaker 02

  Of course.

• 24:03Drew Afualo?

  So I get like, growing closer when you get a little bit older. But we were kind of like the two of you where we were, we did everything together.

• 24:10Speaker 02

  Is your two years as well, you said?

• 24:11Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, but one year in grade, yeah.

• 24:13Speaker 02

  That's exactly us.

• 24:14Drew Afualo?

  So like, it was, um, it was something that I think was really good for us. And then also when she went to college, it was just like, goodbye. Right when she left, I was like, I felt like, I was so sad when she went, but I was also like, kind of stoked because I got my own room for a little bit. Yes, I am sad, but I will cry in my room by myself.

• 24:35Drew Afualo?

  And every time she came home, we would share a twin bed too, so there you go.

• 24:38Speaker 02

  Would you do Charlie and the Chocolate Factory?

• 24:41Drew Afualo?

  It was like a full, like, kind of full bed, but we would sleep, yeah, like feet to head. Well, she always wanted to sleep head to head, obviously, because she wants to like, hold my hand while we sleep. And I'm like, Jason, nah. And I'd literally be like, I'm gonna put a pillow between us, like, don't.

• 24:55Speaker 03

  That's what she does. We've got two pillows between us every night.

• 25:00Drew Afualo?

  I was like, cake and night, turn my back to it. Bye.

• 25:05Speaker 02

  She's like shouting over the wall, "Love you."

• 25:06Speaker 03

  No, and if I touch the like the pillow wall, she's like, "Back up, back up."

• 25:11Drew Afualo?

  Hey, hey, what do you need?

• 25:13Speaker 02

  What do you knock?

• 25:14Speaker 03

  You can ask from over there.

• 25:14Speaker 02

  You can knock on the wall.

• 25:16Drew Afualo?

  You know what, Alona, I think either would make a wonderful roommate. Either sister.

• 25:20Speaker 04

  I, they can live with me, I'm genuinely telling them, they're, you're not gonna have as much fun as you guys do together. I'm telling you right now.

• 25:29Speaker 02

  I do need some space to myself. Really hurtful, you say that. I will say that. Been around my sisters and my space for so long.

• 25:36Drew Afualo?

  Right, that's tea.

• 25:37Speaker 03

  I can't even keep like a sweatshirt at hers, she's like, "I need it gone."

• 25:40Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, she's like.

• 25:41Speaker 03

  Like, "You."

• 25:42Speaker 02

  Oh, sorry about that.

• 25:43Drew Afualo?

  Marie condo.

• 25:44Speaker 02

  This is not talking joy.

• 25:46Drew Afualo?

  Not handling any joy for me.

• 25:47Speaker 02

  You gotta go.

• 25:48Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, we're very like, cause we have our own homes too, like we, like we'll call each other fifty times a day, like about nothing.

• 25:57Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 25:57Drew Afualo?

  Like, we'll just be about, "Dude, I thought of something funny," and then we'll just talk for an hour.

• 26:01Speaker 02

  FaceTime.

• 26:01Drew Afualo?

  Right, yes, FaceTime, always FaceTime, and then like, like, I'll be like, "Well, you can come over," and then we both are like, "Nah, nah, nah, I think I'm gonna stay home, and you're gonna stay home," and that's okay.

• 26:13Speaker 02

  Yeah, and Adrian is usually based in New York City, like that's, she's flying out later tonight, actually, you know, so we do FaceTime a lot, like we just exist with each other on the phone.

• 26:20Drew Afualo?

  Need to.

• 26:21Speaker 02

  And it works.

• 26:21Drew Afualo?

  Need that.

• 26:22Speaker 03

  One time you guys were, uh, I forget where you were, like a Pilates class or something together, and I was bored in your apartment, I was like, "I should FaceTime someone." Open up FaceTime, went to go call you guys. Oh, like I was so used to like calling them on repeat.

• 26:37Drew Afualo?

  They're busy.

• 26:38Speaker 02

  Right.

• 26:40Drew Afualo?

  Okay, I know you guys said you played sports together, what sports did y'all play together? I don't remember.

• 26:46Speaker 04

  Well, so, Olivia and I, we did a lot of the same stuff, but in the fall, that was the only time we did different, she would play soccer, I'd play field hockey.

• 26:55Drew Afualo?

  Tea.

• 26:56Speaker 04

  I think I did that in middle school, just to like change it up a little bit and not do the same thing as her, but then we both did basketball together. And we both did softball together.

• 27:07Drew Afualo?

  Nice.

• 27:07Speaker 04

  And then Adriana came to the high school and I think it was tough because all of a sudden, you know, she's she comes to this environment. Everyone's like, oh, so you're gonna be like your sisters. You're gonna play all the sports like your sisters.

• 27:18Speaker 03

  They were very good. They were like three season captains, like always in the newspaper. Then I I'm coming up with my really bad softball pitching and they're like, we got another mar.

• 27:29Drew Afualo?

  A legacy. Give it up for.

• 27:31Speaker 04

  Wellington legacy.

• 27:34Speaker 03

  I really just rejected all that. I was like, I can't do this. I think I did I did one season of field hockey. And then I got through basketball tryouts.

• 27:43Speaker 03

  With a lot of crying and then eventually. Uh, my friend was talking up, uh, track and field and she was a thrower and like, they're doing this and this. And I called my dad like during study hall and I was like, can I can I please do track and field? He's like, as long as you're playing a sport.

• 27:55Drew Afualo?

  My family was the same fucking way.

• 27:57Speaker 04

  Did your parents make you play sport?

• 27:58Drew Afualo?

  Yes, all three, all four years, all three seasons. So I did volleyball, soccer, track. Uh, like in fall, whatever, winter, spring. And so we both did that.

• 28:10Speaker 03

  What were your track events?

• 28:12Drew Afualo?

  Throwing, obviously.

• 28:16Speaker 04

  I knew what it was gonna be, Drew. Everyone in here is a thrower, okay?

• 28:27Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, li- li- like we're built like growers, that's what I'm saying.

• 28:31Speaker 02

  You almost need a bigger couch for us three.

• 28:34Drew Afualo?

  That's why I I was like, yeah, obviously I was a thrower. Which is funny because the the main year I was throwing, I was like, because soccer was my main sport, so I, you know, I played travel ball like the most and that was where I was like, this is gonna take me to college, so I'm not really worried about high school. I loved volleyball. Cause it felt like a vacation from my main sport. And I was like, I love volleyball, volleyball's so fun. And then, um, but soccer was my main thing, so I had to do another one to let her or whatever. My mom was like, you have to pick something. And I was like, I don't wanna fucking run. And I can't play softball. Like, that was like one I I never really latched on to. My mom was so bummed. She's like, you guys don't do either of the sports I did. My mom was softball and cheerleading. And like honestly, one year me and Daze were like, let's do fucking cheer.

• 29:19Drew Afualo?

  And then we went to the camp and everything and then the day of the like final tryout, like the callback or whatever, we both got a callback and we both were like. And we just didn't show up. Never mind, I don't wanna do that shit. And then I just went back to playing volleyball.

• 29:37Speaker 02

  Professional volleyball or like the NCAAs, like that's like, can I say this word, the cuntiest sport.

• 29:41Drew Afualo?

  It is.

• 29:42Speaker 02

  The way they deck themselves out, the way they present, like I don't know if they're, it's jewelry, it's the earrings.

• 29:47Drew Afualo?

  I loved everything about it.

• 29:49Speaker 02

  It's so cool.

• 29:49Drew Afualo?

  So fun.

• 29:50Speaker 02

  It's so cool.

• 29:50Drew Afualo?

  It was a blast. And like, when we did track, we both threw, cause I didn't wanna, once I found throwing, I was like, fuck yeah, cause I didn't wanna run. I was like, all I do is run. In soccer, I don't wanna do that. So we threw and then we both made varsity. My sister actually set a high school record.

• 30:06Speaker 02

  Okay. Does it stand to this day?

• 30:10Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, I think so. It was still in like, top ten. It was in discus, which is so funny.

• 30:14Speaker 02

  Professional athletes in this room.

• 30:16Drew Afualo?

  No, there's literally two amongst us.

• 30:19Speaker 02

  They walk amongst us.

• 30:21Speaker 04

  I see you days.

• 30:23Drew Afualo?

  Celebrities, they're just like us.

• 30:24Speaker 02

  They're just like us.

• 30:26Drew Afualo?

  And I never like, took throwing seriously. Like, I was like, I did enough to make varsity. But I don't know if your guys' track and field was like this, like our track and field would like, he would kinda run it, like, it would almost reset every week. So like, you could like, you could make varsity, but if someone did a little bit better than you, they could like, move you down.

• 30:43Speaker 02

  Jesus, it's like theater.

• 30:45Drew Afualo?

  Right, which I, exactly. Which I thought was bullshit, but there was one girl that sometimes would try to edge me out. And every time she tried to edge me out, I was like, well now I gotta take this shit seriously.

• 30:54Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, right.

• 30:55Drew Afualo?

  And then I would, I would really lock in for a couple of weeks. And then I'd be like, alright, back to bullshitting.

• 30:59Speaker 02

  Back to it.

• 31:00Drew Afualo?

  And my coach used to tell my sister all the time, if your sister took this seriously, like, she could go to the Olympics. Cause I'm like, he's like, she's built like a discus thrower, which I was like, that's fucked up and weird.

• 31:11Speaker 02

  Not a compliment, I guess.

• 31:12Drew Afualo?

  So not like a volleyball player, like a discus thrower. Alright. Right, the big woman sport.

• 31:19Speaker 02

  Take another look.

• 31:21Drew Afualo?

  I was like, wait, try again.

• 31:22Speaker 02

  One more time. Well, it says volleyball, no? You put more earrings in.

• 31:27Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, and I, cause I, every time I threw discus, I would be like, scratch.

• 31:34Drew Afualo?

  Cause I just didn't care. And at that point, I was like, whatever. And it's ironic, actually, too, cause my man went to high school with us. We weren't dating at the time, we were just friends, but he joined throwing too, cause he saw that we were doing it. And he was like, oh, that's an easy letter. Cause he played football all the time, right? So he was like, oh, easy. So, and they were both seniors at the same time. So we were all fucking off together in that sport. And sometimes, like, he, Daisy actually got a throwing scholarship offer because of her record and everything. And my, when we got the letter, cause we're that old, like, we got a letter. Um, Daisy was like, what the fuck? Like, we were like, I don't even know where this came from. And then our coach, like, sent in, like, her shit. Her tape and shit, which is like, it felt like a movie. Varsity Blues. I'm like, what is this?

• 32:19Speaker 02

  You should've been like crying, like.

• 32:20Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, like, yeah, a little old me going to the big city.

• 32:25Speaker 02

  They're stalking us, like, what the hell?

• 32:27Drew Afualo?

  And my sister was like, no, actually, I'm going to U of O. Like, she had already committed.

• 32:30Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 32:31Drew Afualo?

  To another school. So she's like, no, I'm going to U of O, so. Sorry. And I was actually kind of fired up because I didn't end up playing sports in college, which I was like, wow. And then when I went to college as a freshman, I really was like, what do I do with all my time? What the fuck am I supposed to do all day? Like?

• 32:49Speaker 02

  You go get jobs and you make real money.

• 32:51Drew Afualo?

  Right, like, I literally was like, that was like my whole life for so long that I had so much free time. I was like, well, I guess, like.

• 32:59Speaker 02

  Was it good for you or not good? Cause like, there is something about having sports and like.

• 33:02Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, I, it wasn't as hard of a transition for me because I tore my ACL, MCL, PCL, all of it. I tore it as a ninth grader.

• 33:10Speaker 02

  Good lord.

• 33:11Drew Afualo?

  Jeez. So I tore that. And then had surgery, went to rehab, all that stuff, came back in ten months, then kept playing to finish out soccer. Then I got soccer scholarships, which I was like, maybe. But then I got an academic scholarship and I was like, please let me quit, please let me quit, please let me quit. So my parents was like, please let me quit. I don't wanna play anymore. And my mom was like, oh, I don't care. And I was like, period. Going to college for a- as like a normal student. So I think like because I had already torn my knee like young. I think I was already kinda working towards like, what is life without sports? Right, I was like, what am I gonna do if I don't play sports? I'm, I don't know if you guys have this mind, but I was very like of the mind like, I'm gonna play sports.

• 33:54Drew Afualo?

  I'm gonna get a s- like a scholarship, I'm gonna go all four years, that's what I'm gonna do, and then after I'll figure out. Job, what I'm gonna do.

• 34:01Speaker 03

  I was always ready to be done. Get me out of this. I did track for two weeks in college, mostly because uh, like the coach had come to watch me. And I was like, in high school, it's like, ah, someone's scouting me, this is so exciting. And so I was like, oh, let me, I'll do a little bit of a sport. And I hated those two weeks so much. And it's D three, I went to a D three school. And they were treating it like it was D one, like it was like six AM lifts, the this and the that. And it's throwing that no one really cared about. And so it was like led by like the junior. And I was like, I'm not doing this, I'm gonna get a job. I'm gonna make money with this time. And it's like that job then led me to my career and I was like, thank god I quit.

• 34:40Drew Afualo?

  Right, I think that's a younger per- a youngest sibling thing too. My brother could not give a fuck if he tried about football. Girl, he didn't give a damn. Yeah, cuz they just wanted him to finish it at that point. I think because my brother is so much younger than us too, like. We were like, sports, sports, sports all the time. My brother, early on, not feeling it. Like, he's like, real like. We put him in soccer when he was a baby, like young. Um, and that was like, it was like AYSO, so it's like the young, everybody makes a team, that's like you're called the blueberries, like shit like that. My brother, they would all be running and like, you know, generally kids aren't good at sports, but they're like chasing the general traffic. My brother back turned, whole time. He's like imagining in his head.

• 35:28Drew Afualo?

  He's like, he's acting like method acting by himself, nothing about sports, nothing about soccer. Could not give a fuck less, like back turned, like he didn't care at all.

• 35:38Speaker 02

  I was in the soccer goal doing ballerina turns.

• 35:41Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, my parents were so like, it was such a foreign concept because my sister and I locked in early, like as athletes.

• 35:47Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 35:47Drew Afualo?

  Like I literally, I was in AYSO also as a kid and like because I was so goddamn big, someone was like, get that man in my office. Like literally someone said, whose child is that? Because I was so humongous. And then they were like, has she thought about doing like travel ball or anything like that? They invited me to a tryout because I was just that fucking big.

• 36:09Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 36:09Drew Afualo?

  And then I made it and then that was my whole life till I was 18.

• 36:12Speaker 02

  Me, I played soccer, but then at one point I was so much bigger than the other girls. They were like, she takes up most of the goal, get that bitch in there. That's how I became a goalkeeper my entire career. I literally, my like, I like, I got my, rest of my soccer growth was stunted. Because they stuck me in a goal so early and that's just what I did. And I played other sports where it's typically soccer girls only play soccer.

• 36:31Drew Afualo?

  Right.

• 36:31Speaker 02

  You know what I mean?

• 36:32Drew Afualo?

  Yes, of course.

• 36:32Speaker 02

  So you only have those skills, whereas I was taking my skills from all my other sports. So I was like, as my coach was like, get scrappy in there. And I literally was like a rabid, like, I was like the wild Thornbury's son, like, like all around the goal, you know what I mean?

• 36:44Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 36:44Speaker 02

  But that's what I stuck to. And then like the higher up teams, you have to like pay money to be a part of would be like, does she want to come play for us? She doesn't have to pay, just come, just come have your daughter in the goal.

• 36:53Drew Afualo?

  I had the same shit. Yeah, it was the same. My parents were so broke at the time too that they were, we, they would like barter.

• 36:59Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 36:59Drew Afualo?

  For me to get like private lessons and shit.

• 37:01Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 37:01Drew Afualo?

  My dad, this is such a weird fun fact because my dad's a former NFL player. So my dad was in IT for a while after the NFL. My dad, my dad, my humongous father is the one, let me take over your screen really quick. Like he was like slacks and stuff. So my dad knew how to take apart and rebuild laptops. And so my dad would literally like build laptops for coaches and be like, payment. Thoughts?

• 37:28Speaker 04

  Thoughts?

• 37:28Drew Afualo?

  And my mom was like, my mom's wheeling and dealing. My mom's like, new laptop, anyone need one?

• 37:35Speaker 04

  I got a daughter that needs a spot on the team.

• 37:37Drew Afualo?

  Right, and that's really how I started getting like, private lessons, cause I, cause soccer is notoriously a, a, elite sport, so very inaccessible sport, it's expensive. So like, I couldn't afford to play travel at the time, but that's like, how I was starting to get in there, and then, and again, I'm just enormous. And I've said this on the show before, and it's true, but like, you know when you start having player profiles, like, the way women get scouted is so different and way harder than how men get scouted, obviously. But like, they would have like, player profiles of you, or whatever, like, if scouts came to watch. And there was this like, main website where they would go look for soccer girls. So like, my shit was on there, and they literally, they're like Yelp, so I can't edit them, I can't change them. And someone wrote I was deceptively fast, because I was big.

• 38:18Speaker 04

  Oh, that's what they say about me all the time.

• 38:20Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, like, they're like, deceptively fast. I was like, backhanded.

• 38:24Speaker 04

  They still say that? Well, I say it about myself as well, I think maybe I've just heard it too much now. So I'm like, yeah, I'm deceptively fast, but like, actually, the size of us, like, we're, we have long legs, powerful legs, big ass thighs.

• 38:36Drew Afualo?

  I'm telling you. And it's funny, cause I said that joke on here, and I'm with you of the mind, like, it didn't really offend me, it was just kinda like, right. When they said it about me, and everyone was like, oh my god, I would kill myself if someone said that about me. I was like, I didn't even think it was that bad, damn.

• 38:53Speaker 04

  I thought, I was like, you know what?

• 38:55Drew Afualo?

  I am.

• 38:56Speaker 03

  You don't look like you would be that fast.

• 38:58Speaker 04

  You do, though, I mean, to me, she does.

• 39:00Drew Afualo?

  Another reason you're out the house.

• 39:04Speaker 04

  True, I am, I would genuinely say I am deceptively fast, like, I am up there with the girls on my team who are much smaller and faster. I'll have high speeds, and I'm also really strong, so just like, you sometimes you have like, one or the other, and I have both, cause I'm, you know.

• 39:21Drew Afualo?

  You know, that's just me.

• 39:22Speaker 04

  That's just me.

• 39:23Drew Afualo?

  That's just me, sorry. And write it down so you don't forget. And I, I, I felt the same way, but when I was playing soccer too, and I was like, way bigger than everybody, my entire fucking career, I was just, they were like, damn. Every time they saw me. And when I was young and playing travel, my mom would have to bring my birth certificate to make sure, to prove that I was uh, as old as I said I was. Yes, because I was five four when I was ten, and I started playing travel when I was seven, so like, around this time, I'm probably around five one, and I'm ten, which is scary, we know.

• 39:56Drew Afualo?

  Scary and weird, I know. And it's like, it honestly, like, when I thought about it, I was like, I, I don't know what everyone's problem is when I was a kid, I used to think that. Now, thinking about it, I'm like, I'd be a little afraid.

• 40:06Speaker 02

  Right, right.

• 40:07Drew Afualo?

  If my kid was playing someone five four, I'd be like, ten where?

• 40:13Speaker 02

  Prove it.

• 40:13Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, ten times two, that bitch is twenty. And my mom would carry my birth certificate to like, cause they would always ask to check, like, how old I was. Really felt like that scene in Benchwarmers when he's like, here's my birth certificate and it says, I am twelve. That was me. I was giving Carlos, like, really, I was like balding and drinking on the mound.

• 40:31Speaker 02

  That was you, kicking that ball around.

• 40:33Drew Afualo?

  Smoking a Cuban while I'm sitting with the other kids. No, for real.

• 40:36Speaker 02

  No, literally.

• 40:37Drew Afualo?

  And so, when I was in high school, I think like, I think it took, now looking back, I think the travel of it all kinda took the fun out of it for me for a while, like, it killed my joy early, cause I was kinda like, this is a job. Like, every time I came, I was like, well, I gotta clock in every time I come here.

• 40:53Speaker 02

  It was fun for me, cause like, my dad would drive me and like, it would be like, our fun little like, road trips on the weekend, be like, me and my dad, and that was fun, but then I would be like, oh no, soccer girls.

• 41:03Speaker 02

  And that's what it was.

• 41:03Drew Afualo?

  Soccer girls can be mean.

• 41:05Speaker 02

  It can be.

• 41:05Drew Afualo?

  As someone who grew up playing soccer, I get it.

• 41:07Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 41:08Drew Afualo?

  And soccer girls are, uh, they're all over the place too, like, they're, they, it's, some of them are the nicest people ever, and some of them are very mean. And clicky.

• 41:16Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 41:17Drew Afualo?

  Very clicky.

• 41:17Speaker 02

  And at those young travel ball ages too, like, they weren't there, some of them, I don't remember much of it, I think I blocked it out, honestly.

• 41:23Drew Afualo?

  I get it though.

• 41:24Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 41:24Drew Afualo?

  And I was very, and I, I, that's why I find community with y'all, as like, athletes. It's not common in this industry.

• 41:31Speaker 02

  Nope.

• 41:32Drew Afualo?

  That's when people see us, they're like, wow, at how tall we are.

• 41:36Speaker 02

  That's why also when like, she was going on Dancing with the Stars, like, I guess the, the pros get really excited sometimes to have athletes, because athletes have like, this work ethic determination, like, they can be coached, whereas people who don't, uh, never played sports, and we're like, oh, we're still doing this, like, whatever, like, that's kinda what they were saying, right?

• 41:52Drew Afualo?

  Uh, yeah, but I think like having, you know, gymnasts who can know a routine like me.

• 41:57Speaker 04

  I think I I've talked about a lot recently, but it's interesting like my change of perspective that I've been having, you know, going from. Being on a rugby team or girl like you're so celebrated for your size and I remember when I first got to a rugby pitch and they like. Called me, oh, you're big and it wasn't a bad word, big.

• 42:14Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 42:15Speaker 04

  Celebrated the big and then so to me, whenever you call me, I call myself big girl. I don't mind it at all because it's just a fact, I am big.

• 42:22Drew Afualo?

  Same.

• 42:22Speaker 04

  But then like, I think just go from that where you're praised for strength and and size and then to go to like. This environment like Hollywood, it's a very jarring thing into your perspective. It's just, it's so to not changes because I'm still wanna be as big and strong as possible, but. What I see around and it's almost I'm seeing them be influenced by the per- the people there around and I see them having to change. I'm like, you guys need to get on a rugby field or.

• 42:47Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 42:47Speaker 04

  Some sports team to to understand your body is more than that.

• 42:52Drew Afualo?

  It's very true and I I I talk about this with my sister a lot because. You guys know I'm someone, so like I grew up with big people like bigger bodied people are all I have ever known, so like. Fatness has never bothered me, tallness has never bothered me, like big women have never bothered, like nothing has ever really been that way for me, so like. Moving into this industry, like I already had that mindset, uh even like. With making friends in college who are not built anything like me and like, you you know, like kind of experiencing life as a bigger girl, uh but. This industry was the first time I ever I was like. Damn, you guys really don't fuck with big people over here like at all, like in a way that is like so foreign to me, like it doesn't.

• 43:33Drew Afualo?

  And that's because like the kind of beauty in my culture is not what fits a Hollywood beauty center at all. So like it's never, I I talked about this recently too on the show, like it's never been. Like a foreign concept to me to find myself beautiful in a room full of people much smaller than me. Because I've always, I've always been the biggest person in most rooms with women and so like my age, so I've been very like. Well, I mean, they're beautiful, I'm beautiful, look at us. Oh my god, star power together, I love it, obsessed with it. I think that's, I think that's why it's important though, people like you have platforms, like the three of you, especially being sisters coming from the same family.

• 44:12Drew Afualo?

  I it's it's so important for women to see other women loving themselves who don't look anything like what you're used to seeing. Cause even generally speaking, like regardless of like facial structure at all, like just general bigger bodied women, like tall women, thick women, like. I call myself a big bitch, like that's how I describe myself, cause it's true. I think both literally and like metaphorically, like I feel like energy's big as hell too. Matches, matches the shell, matches the vessel.

• 44:40Speaker 02

  So important. I'm just, we're seeing once again another return of kind of skinny culture and people are getting smaller and I'm like, I keep seeing this and. I don't know what it is in my brain, I think it is the upbringing, like we were around a very powerful mom and dad and like. Our mom's body's always been beautiful to us, I'd say before, like we were raised with a naked mom, like we saw what a woman's body looks like after having kids, like. Going through life and that was beautiful to me in all of its forms. And like I just like, I keep seeing all these imageries and I'm like, I know how that's affecting. You know, everybody else, it's, we're watching it, we're watching people shrink in real time, I'm like, I have gotta go post a bikini picture right now. In all of my soft edges.

• 45:16Speaker 02

  You're doing beautiful things, like you're posting with Sports Illustrated, you're being, you know, your body, you're an athlete, it's like, we are holding this down and it's. It's tough, but it's not, it's not easy out here, but I'm like, I'm literally like, I I'm soft around the edges, you go through seasons of life with your body.

• 45:33Speaker 02

  But yeah, that was the same way for us growing up and our mom's Dutch, so like that explains like the height, you know, and our dad's tall too, but the first time we visited the Netherlands and I was like. This is where they're keeping them, you know.

• 45:44Drew Afualo?

  I knew it. I knew y'all were Dutch, I knew it, I said, women built for the winter.

• 45:51Drew Afualo?

  Viking or women, yeah, that's that shit I do like, I'm telling you right now, like big women fire me. I'm literally like, yeah, cause I'm always big.

• 46:02Drew Afualo?

  And I, and and that's the thing too is like. It that the bigger, I think that's why I'm grateful to like my family to like also experiencing fatness, like my, uh, many people in my family are fat. Fatness has never been an indictment, it's never been a negative thing, it's been a very normal part of life, so it's like. When I got online and I started making videos, like and antagonizing like men and they were like. Fucking fat ass, I'm like. I mean, I don't, is that supposed to be an insult to me? Hmm. Is that your first go? You go first, I'll go next. Yeah, yeah. Go ahead, get it all out and then I'll go. It's never bothered me because I've always been like, I, I know I'm a big bitch, I know that much. Mm-hmm. Period. Yeah. I said, ask your dad, it was, I'm heavy, ask him. Ask him. Ask him.

• 46:49Drew Afualo?

  But I think it's a beautiful thing that you guys are so open about stuff like that. Because it matters. It matters. Especially for anyone, really, any gender identity, like seeing a bigger bodied person. And that's another reason why I've told you all on your show about acting, I was like, I gotta get in there. Yeah. I have to get in there. And make a short guy, you give him something to stand on. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Get him an apple box. Yeah, it's fine. And I also, I've seen too, I've talked, I talked about this on the show before, that like, I saw a thing about Dave Bautista's saying that he had to like shrink down to try and take more serious roles. Because him being so big and large is like not something they're looking for in like serious films. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or even like a rom-com. Yeah.

• 47:29Drew Afualo?

  Which I find confusing, because isn't the whole point, we want them to be big, like by masculine standards, you want them to be bigger? Right. Why are we not casting big guys? Get them in there.

• 47:38Speaker 03

  Because the women are so short, they're like, oh, we can do the five-six.

• 47:41Drew Afualo?

  Oh, right.

• 47:42Speaker 03

  Oh, and there's so many of them.

• 47:43Drew Afualo?

  Right, that's why I was like, get the big guys in there. I need to see some big guy titties. Yeah. I'm trying to see big guy titties on the screen. Yeah.

• 47:51Speaker 03

  Go for twenty-six.

• 47:52Drew Afualo?

  Yes, let's make it happen. I'd love that, Hollywood. Make it happen, Hollywood. Thank you. So do you guys have any dreams or goals for House of Mar or even personally?

• 48:06Drew Afualo?

  Ventures, business ventures? I mean, yeah, sky's the limit. Personally, what do you got, Dre?

• 48:14Speaker 03

  Jesus. Um, I want to start taking like a lot of like classes or lessons.

• 48:20Drew Afualo?

  Ooh.

• 48:21Speaker 03

  That's been one thing I struggled with this year, like I, I quit my job, um, to do House of Mar.

• 48:25Drew Afualo?

  Mm-hmm.

• 48:25Speaker 03

  And I was like in this space of like, I'm the worst person ever, and I don't have a job, and I'm not like contributing, and I'm lazy, and I'm yada, yada, yada. And it really like kind of got me down for a while, and I think I've also now like kind of.

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• 48:47Speaker 06

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• 48:48Speaker 05

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• 48:52Speaker 06

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• 48:56Speaker 05

  No FiOS, but it looks like it's got cable. Let's check out the kitchen.

• 48:59Speaker 06

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• 49:03Speaker 05

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• 49:43Speaker 03

  Gotten into this, like, just like this comfort area. And I'm like, I'm not challenging myself, I'm not applying myself. So that's something I really want to do, is like, apply myself, whether it is like, taking like a grad-level course, take guitar lessons, do something like that.

• 49:55Drew Afualo?

  Just in anything? I love that.

• 49:57Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 49:57Drew Afualo?

  Open world.

• 49:58Speaker 04

  She's kind of who we go to for, like, when I want to speak up politically or when I want to say something like that, I check a lot of things over with her.

• 50:06Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 50:06Speaker 04

  She's very smart, very well-read. So I think she loves that role of being the one that we can go to to ask these questions for. So she was like, I just want to learn more, so that when I, you do ask me, I know more. And I want to...

• 50:19Drew Afualo?

  I love that.

• 50:19Speaker 03

  Yeah. And I was working, I was working for a women's human rights nonprofit. And so like, I was having to, you know, keep up to date. And I've kind of lost a little bit of that. And I'm like, I got to get back on the saddle.

• 50:30Drew Afualo?

  I love that. I love when women want to know things. Women are inherently smarter, so...

• 50:35Speaker 03

  You got to keep the brain connections up.

• 50:37Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, sharpen the saw.

• 50:38Speaker 03

  Exactly.

• 50:39Drew Afualo?

  I love that. I love that you're kind of like, about anything, really.

• 50:41Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'll take anything.

• 50:43Speaker 02

  She'll take it.

• 50:44Drew Afualo?

  Tea?

• 50:44Speaker 02

  I think for me, I've always said, like, when people are like, what do you want to do? Like, you know, I started on social media when I was... Posting and whatnot is, I was like, I'd love to have a travel show, like, I wanna travel around the world and like eat, I'd love to do it with my sister, so I feel like House of Mars, that first step, you know what I mean? We have a show.

• 50:59Drew Afualo?

  Right.

• 51:00Speaker 02

  One day we'll be on the road, you know, so I think that would be so fun. We've talked about it recently, I would love to write like a cookbook um with our mom, like doing some kind of thing, cause our mom is an unbelievable cook. Why we are the size we are, it helps a lot. Um, writing cookbooks, I love doing my content in the culinary space, um. After Girl Dinner took off, I was able to really lean into that and that's been such a joy for me, I love food, um, we, food is very important in our family, as Alona talks about a lot. Um, yeah, and I think just keeping House of Mars going and I think it's been cool to see the response to it. But eventually, like, I know you guys take uh, Two Idiot Girls on the road, I think it's cool to do it live and

• 51:36Drew Afualo?

  Hell, yeah.

• 51:37Speaker 02

  See the actual response and see the lives that we're hopefully touching and like bringing joy to, so I think that would be fabulous.

• 51:43Drew Afualo?

  Going on the road with your sisters is fun, too.

• 51:45Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's, oh, I believe, I don't doubt it.

• 51:46Drew Afualo?

  Can, and we fought once on tour.

• 51:49Speaker 03

  Just once?

• 51:50Drew Afualo?

  Just once, twenty-two dates, if you can believe, only one time. Yeah, and we both were just having a bad day and like turning it on each other. Also, that was a terrible fucking show, like, no, but like the show killed, like, we killed at the show.

• 52:02Speaker 02

  Right.

• 52:02Drew Afualo?

  Don't get me wrong. We killed at the show, but the uh, audience was awful, like, because they were like uh, too drunk. So it was just, it was turning into like a battle, like, I was like, and then I, that was like something, like in the middle of that show, I got so fed up of people heckling in like a, and another thing, girl, like, like, they're just trying to join in, like, they, like, they're trying to get on stage and have a mic too.

• 52:26Speaker 02

  That's not how this works.

• 52:26Drew Afualo?

  And I really was getting so pissed off about it that I was like, sorry, can you pause really quick? Who the fuck is talking? And I said it like, just like that, and I go, shut the fuck up, everybody paid to come see this show, thank you.

• 52:39Speaker 02

  Period.

• 52:39Drew Afualo?

  Sorry, go ahead.

• 52:40Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 52:40Drew Afualo?

  Lost the room, I'll be honest. Lost the room, killed morale, no more giggles after that. All of them were like, after that, everyone was like Then I had to like win them back over, so then I was like, hey, hey, okay, guys, we can laugh, I'm sorry, I waked up for a sec, sorry, sorry about that.

• 53:00Speaker 02

  Where was this, can you say?

• 53:01Drew Afualo?

  That was in Florida, and it was, what city was that? Orlando. Not Orlando. Girl, and I literally, when we went, and then me and Daisy were fighting in a backroom after that. And she was like, I feel like you didn't let me talk. And I said, I feel like I was gonna fight someone in that audience. Yeah, right, like, pick a problem. I was like, nah, fight the, the werewolf taking over. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're that photo. I know, I felt like, looked down, like, run. Cause I was getting so pissed off. Yeah. But I, and that is something I am working on. So after that, that was the only fight we had. And then we're like, we're not even mad at each other. Like, it was just like a rancid vibe. Yeah.

• 53:40Drew Afualo?

  Like, the energy was just kinda rancid in there. Plus, they also had this situation where, like, it was a pretty open floor, but they had two huge bars, like, in the center. So it was like a one eighty bar like that. So you hear bartenders, shh, shh. What do you want? Cheese on. Like, while we're like, suck my wiener, like, I'm on the stage. Yeah. I'm on the stage telling dick jokes, and then they're going, a sex on the beach? Got it. Coming right up. If anything, it was just an overstimulating nightmare. And I was just like, I'm gonna yell at someone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Lost the room, did win them back in the end, thankfully. The next night, different city, similar issue. And I was like, can't wig out, can't wig out.

• 54:25Drew Afualo?

  So this time, I was like, a little nicer about it. And I was like, hey, queens, do us a favor, please don't talk during the show. Thank you. Okay, okay. Go back over. They received that much better. Lessons learned. Yeah, that was received. Learned my lesson.

• 54:40Speaker 02

  Living you learn.

• 54:41Drew Afualo?

  You live and you learn. It's beautiful. I think y'all would kill on the road. It'd be fun. I think that'd be a beautiful thing. Eventually. I mean, Alona's got some bigger things.

• 54:47Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 54:48Drew Afualo?

  To tackle. This isn't one part of her. This is a very small part of Alona's. I get it, queen. Whole ecosystem. What about you, Alona?

• 54:56Speaker 04

  Um.

• 54:57Drew Afualo?

  What's a dream thing for you to do?

• 54:59Speaker 04

  Uh, a dream thing, I think. To be like, the athlete is like, to play in the LA Olympics. Cool. And to win a medal there, but in a more like, media sense, I think it's similar to yours, is I wanna see more bodies like ours in media. And, um, in, uh, movies, so that would be really cool. I do think there's not a lot of roles for us, and they'd have to be almost specifically created. Yeah, cuz you and I are built like David Corns.

• 55:30Speaker 04

  And Superman's taken, unfortunately. Right, goddamn, yeah. Damn, my bad. They're like- Better luck next time. The Wonder Woman is, you know, Wonder Woman's supposed to be like, buff, and then it's like, I just like, will make videos like, "Oh, I heard they were casting Wonder Woman," and I just know that I'm gonna get the hate like,

• 55:47Speaker 04

  "Wonder Woman," I'm like, "That's actually how Wonder Woman was supposed to look." Sorry. She's actually supposed to be big. Yeah, okay. More like Incredible Hulk.

• 55:57Speaker 04

  Um, so I probably won't get cast for that, but I do wanna see, like, when it's the hottest assassin character, or something like that, and I'm like, "You're telling me..." Um, who was that? She was in, uh, the ballerina, I don't remember what her name is, but, uh, Anadarmus. Okay. She's taking down these dudes? You're telling me? And she's a hundred and twenty pounds? I just don't believe it.

• 56:19Speaker 04

  I understand skill, but I don't believe it. I know, she jumps on me, I'm like, "Who threw that napkin at me?" Yeah, what happened? I don't know if you- Must've been the wind. That's crazy. I one time took a Krav- Must've been the wind. Yeah. I took a Krav Maga class once, in, in college, and I remember they, we were like, "All right, practice when an attacker comes from behind you," and so I was like, doing it to these girls. And like, we were like, partnered up, and I, they like, we had to practice, and I remember doing it to a girl, and I was like, "Oh, sweetie, don't go out at night." You're dead. Do not go out at night, like, uh, you're dead. I'm stronger than most men, you know? I know. And I'm telling you right now, you're dead meat. Girl, don't do this. So, I just wanna see, like, actually Strong women. Strong women out there, playing roles. But also, you don't wanna get, like, pigeonholed, like, you don't wanna get typecast after too long, you still wanna be like the-

• 57:05Speaker 04

  Let her break into the industry first. Okay, break in, and then, rom-coms, freakin'. Once I get my break. Yeah, you and me are gonna be Dwayne the Rock Johnson for a long time, and then one day our smashing machine will be there. You're Dwayne the Rock Johnson, I'm John Cena.

• 57:20Drew Afualo?

  And they're Cassie John Cena and a lot of shit.

• 57:23Speaker 04

  Perfect. Who's making money?

• 57:25Drew Afualo?

  Also, me and John Cena are the same height, in case anyone's curious. Yeah, I met him at Argyle. He's very nice. He also loves a thick bitch. That's just a fun fact. You can look it up. It's true. He's on, he's literally on record saying like, if she ain't 280, she ain't my lady. Yeah, yeah, get into that.

• 57:44Speaker 04

  I think his girlfriend now is pretty petite though.

• 57:46Drew Afualo?

  He may have girlfriend.

• 57:48Speaker 04

  Don't get your hype on any girlfriend.

• 57:49Drew Afualo?

  I think she is pretty petite. You're so me because sometimes when I see them, I'm like, fucking prove it. When men are like, I love women who are thick. Prove it bitch.

• 57:57Speaker 04

  I want a tall, like, proof.

• 57:58Drew Afualo?

  And I swear to god, if her pant size is a single digit, I'm calling you a liar online.

• 58:01Speaker 04

  Literally.

• 58:02Drew Afualo?

  I'm going live on TikTok and I'm saying, this man's a fucking liar. You don't like thick bitches.

• 58:06Speaker 04

  Liar.

• 58:07Drew Afualo?

  I want to see it too. I think that's a great, I think that's a great thing. You and I should do something. We should do a buddy comedy.

• 58:15Speaker 04

  Buddy cop comedy?

• 58:16Drew Afualo?

  We just watched The Heat. Oh my gosh. My favorite movies of all time and I wish, I was kidding, I'm not.

• 58:22Speaker 04

  No, I love that one.

• 58:23Speaker 03

  A remake of that with the two of you.

• 58:25Speaker 04

  We would have to fund that ourselves.

• 58:28Drew Afualo?

  Nobody's coming to see that shit.

• 58:30Speaker 04

  Like, we would have to, out of our own pockets.

• 58:32Speaker 03

  That is an indie film.

• 58:33Speaker 04

  We're shooting, alright, bitch in this. We got two women, okay? Both over 5'10".

• 58:39Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, they're like, I'm into it. What do they look like? Yuck!

• 58:46Speaker 04

  Here's what we're gonna do. Sydney Sweeney.

• 58:51Speaker 04

  Right, right, right.

• 58:52Drew Afualo?

  Anna Dharma.

• 58:54Speaker 04

  Uh, that wasn't what we envisioned, but, okay.

• 58:57Drew Afualo?

  Okay, I'm thinking less traps, more tits.

• 59:03Speaker 04

  Can we move those? Can we move it?

• 59:05Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, like, they're like, mm, I don't know about that. I, you know what's funny is like, this is just like a fun, random thing, because you brought up Sydney Sweeney. When I was on Trixie Mattel's YouTube channel, I literally told her one of my running bits, and I, I say this to many different people of many different gender identities. But I'll like, say things like... Well, I mean, we're about the same size. Where do you shop? Like, that's what I'll tell people who are not built anything like me. I do it on purpose. It kills every time. And the whole, like, the secret evil genius part behind that joke for me is like, if I said, and I said this on Trixie's channel, I was like, if I said that shit to Sydney Sweeney, her feelings would be hurt. And that makes me giggle.

• 59:43Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 59:43Drew Afualo?

  Sorry, I'm gonna laugh. Cause to me, it's like, if I say that to someone who's like her, it's gonna hurt her feelings. And then I have to watch her confront in real time prejudice.

• 59:54Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 59:54Drew Afualo?

  Like, I get to watch the panic enter her eyes, cause she can't be offended. What are you calling me, ugly?

• 1:00:01Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:00:02Drew Afualo?

  You calling me big?

• 1:00:03Speaker 02

  You don't think that's possible?

• 1:00:03Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, oh, oh.

• 1:00:05Speaker 02

  You think I don't go to Brandy Melville?

• 1:00:07Drew Afualo?

  You think I can't fit in your dress?

• 1:00:09Speaker 02

  Take it off, I'll prove it.

• 1:00:11Drew Afualo?

  So I was like, take it off right now, let's switch it around.

• 1:00:12Speaker 02

  Take it off, twin.

• 1:00:13Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, so she's gonna look like a little rascal and I'm not gonna look like that. And that's the funniest part of that joke to me. So like, I've made that joke to men, women, anyone. Like, I'm literally like, well, we're about the same size. Where do you shop? Do you mind if I come over and borrow some of your stuff? Like, I've said it, I've said it to men too, kills every time.

• 1:00:31Speaker 02

  That's good.

• 1:00:31Drew Afualo?

  But when it doesn't kill and it doesn't land, I'm like, bigoted.

• 1:00:34Speaker 02

  Got him. Got him.

• 1:00:36Drew Afualo?

  Knew it.

• 1:00:37Speaker 02

  I'm obsessed in this casting scenario, you being Anna DeAramis's, uh, Wario.

• 1:00:43Drew Afualo?

  I'm her variant.

• 1:00:44Speaker 02

  Yeah, exactly.

• 1:00:45Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, in the movie, like that movie Us, that Jordan Peele movie. I'm her tether.

• 1:00:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, right.

• 1:00:51Drew Afualo?

  I have the gold scissors when I come out and I see her. I'm like, well, that's my twin.

• 1:00:57Speaker 02

  Shop at the same place?

• 1:00:58Drew Afualo?

  I'm, I've, and I've, there, this is just like a random thing, but like, one time there was, and I say this very like, removed, uh, there was a chance of Jacob Lorti coming on the show. And I don't even, I don't know if it was possible, but at the time, I was like, I have a gang of jokes ready. Oh my God, I can't wait to talk to that guy.

• 1:01:17Speaker 02

  Can't wait.

• 1:01:18Drew Afualo?

  Cause I for real was thinking, I was like, well, I don't know if you have this problem, but like, I, when I'm on the beach, sometimes people will be like, Jacob Lorti, Jacob Lorti. And I turn around and they're like, oh, not Jacob Lorti. Do you have that problem with me?

• 1:01:33Drew Afualo?

  Just cuz, like, I'm just figuring, I'm figuring, like, he'll laugh, like, I'm sure.

• 1:01:37Speaker 04

  Right.

• 1:01:37Drew Afualo?

  And I'm like workshopping these bits to my team and they're going, we don't even know if it's happening, so let's table that. Yeah, and then my team sometimes gets nervous, like, when I'm saying I'm gonna make silly ass jokes like that, I'm like, they're gonna laugh, it's fine, don't worry about it.

• 1:01:51Speaker 04

  No, it's fine.

• 1:01:52Drew Afualo?

  They're gonna giggle.

• 1:01:53Speaker 04

  He's gotta be here.

• 1:01:54Drew Afualo?

  Jake and I. He, Jake, oh, Jake?

• 1:01:57Speaker 04

  Jake.

• 1:01:58Drew Afualo?

  Jake?

• 1:01:58Speaker 04

  Ron, don't walk to this set.

• 1:02:00Speaker 02

  Jacob Lorti from the Kissing Booth, one, two, and three.

• 1:02:02Drew Afualo?

  Did you guys like the Kissing Booth movies? Did you watch them? I watched, like, one and two. So did we. In fact, my family was such a big fan, we put it on a big sheet in the backyard. Also, us in our, us in our twenties, by the way. And all, we're, all three of them, we were like, kissing booth night, like, we were like, such a kissing booth family, like, we were like, yeah, I love those movies. Oh, my gosh, and when you see Jacob Lorti in the first scene in the first movie, football pants, untied, happy trail out, no top, but football pants.

• 1:02:35Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:02:35Drew Afualo?

  Walking out to the pool going, where are my pads? Do you guys know a football player that does that shit? Cause I know.

• 1:02:41Speaker 04

  Well, that's, I would imagine, does your dad go like, they don't do that?

• 1:02:44Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:45Speaker 04

  Like, my mom was a nurse when you watch, uh, medical dramas, that's not, that was a lot.

• 1:02:49Drew Afualo?

  Did she like the pit?

• 1:02:50Speaker 04

  She, she did like the pit.

• 1:02:51Speaker 02

  She does like that one, she said that one's the most realistic.

• 1:02:53Drew Afualo?

  Loved that show.

• 1:02:54Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:02:54Drew Afualo?

  Any shows you guys are into?

• 1:02:56Speaker 02

  Oh, we, I just watched, I Love L.A.

• 1:02:58Drew Afualo?

  Oh, okay.

• 1:02:59Speaker 02

  Happening right now.

• 1:03:00Speaker 04

  That was, I was watching some of that, that was stressing me out, cause it's almost like so much influencer culture.

• 1:03:05Drew Afualo?

  Right.

• 1:03:06Speaker 04

  And I was like, oh.

• 1:03:07Drew Afualo?

  Triggered by it.

• 1:03:08Speaker 04

  That's not my culture, like, ugh.

• 1:03:10Drew Afualo?

  Feeling icked out, feeling icked out. Anything else?

• 1:03:14Speaker 02

  Watched that, uh, heated rivalry.

• 1:03:16Drew Afualo?

  Oh, that's right, hockey, gay.

• 1:03:19Speaker 02

  Gay hockey.

• 1:03:19Drew Afualo?

  Gay and hockey. Do you guys know Bowman? On TikTok, he is Bowmanizer.

• 1:03:25Speaker 03

  Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.

• 1:03:26Drew Afualo?

  He does like the reality TV show.

• 1:03:27Speaker 02

  He's so good. He's so good.

• 1:03:29Drew Afualo?

  He was on the show recently and I was telling him, I go, I have a question to ask you that's gonna feel loaded, but you have to let me get to the end. Have you watched Heated Rivalry? And he was like, Drew? Why are you asking me? And I told him, not because you're gay, because you're Canadian.

• 1:03:45Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 1:03:46Drew Afualo?

  And I was like, and hockey's your culture.

• 1:03:48Speaker 02

  And they made it up there.

• 1:03:49Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, yeah, and Crave. Hello, Crave.

• 1:03:51Speaker 03

  That's Canadian.

• 1:03:52Speaker 02

  That's Canadian.

• 1:03:53Drew Afualo?

  But I've heard it's pretty intense.

• 1:03:56Speaker 03

  It's pretty good, but like, you gotta understand, for the first seven years, it was just a sexual relationship, really. So you have to see the sex to understand.

• 1:04:04Drew Afualo?

  You have to understand.

• 1:04:05Speaker 02

  She's a big hockey romance aficionado.

• 1:04:07Speaker 03

  I read the books before I even knew they were making a show. And so when I heard they were making a show, I was like, oh, no way.

• 1:04:12Drew Afualo?

  Now you're in that room going, unbelievable, they didn't even include this.

• 1:04:16Speaker 03

  No, I'm really, I'm correcting them and I'm like, no, he didn't know actually before.

• 1:04:19Speaker 02

  I watched the first episode with her and at one point I was kinda like looking away and she's like, no, this is a really important part. Like you need to, like, this is really important. Establishing part, you need to, this is really important. In the books, this is pivotal.

• 1:04:29Drew Afualo?

  That's my favorite thing to do, is to watch people watch the things I want them to watch.

• 1:04:33Speaker 02

  Same. And when they stop paying attention, I'm like, I'm like, I'm the worst about it, they can tell you I am a nightmare.

• 1:04:39Speaker 03

  You can't watch a movie with her, cuz if you look at your phone for half a second, she's like, oh, so it's just me watching.

• 1:04:43Speaker 02

  Oh, so I'm watching it alone? Don't make me watch this alone, guys. The way people are about drinking around each other, it's me around watching whatever I'm watching.

• 1:04:50Drew Afualo?

  Nice, nice, me by myself. What about you? Alone, I'm watching anything fun?

• 1:04:55Speaker 04

  I've watched Blood of My Blood. It's the Outlander spinoff show. I'm watching

• 1:05:00Speaker 02

  It's good.

• 1:05:01Speaker 04

  Heated Rivalry and recently gotten into just watching, I like to watch movies mostly, so I'll throw on a movie.

• 1:05:07Speaker 02

  I will take forever when I'm scrolling through a stream. I'm like, oh no, I don't wanna, what's my vibe right now? She will open a platform and be like, yeah, it works. Click. And she will watch a whole movie.

• 1:05:17Drew Afualo?

  That is strange, I don't understand.

• 1:05:18Speaker 03

  It's weird, it's like the seventh option that comes up.

• 1:05:20Speaker 02

  Yeah, she just knows.

• 1:05:22Speaker 03

  Put that on.

• 1:05:23Speaker 02

  That's the one.

• 1:05:24Speaker 03

  If she gets it right.

• 1:05:25Drew Afualo?

  You like can't predict the rhythm?

• 1:05:26Speaker 02

  Yeah, you just gotta go with the flow.

• 1:05:28Speaker 04

  They'll be like, oh, this movie. And I was like, I watched it last week.

• 1:05:30Speaker 02

  I'm like, what? Where are you watching all these movies?

• 1:05:32Speaker 04

  I watched that last week, it was good.

• 1:05:33Speaker 03

  She consumes movies.

• 1:05:34Speaker 04

  I love movies.

• 1:05:37Speaker 02

  I'm on the third.

• 1:05:39Speaker 03

  Love that series.

• 1:05:41Drew Afualo?

  I love that series. They need to bring it back. It's so good.

• 1:05:46Speaker 02

  And the CGI was unbelievable for that time.

• 1:05:48Drew Afualo?

  Yes, that's how I feel about the National Treasure movies.

• 1:05:51Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 1:05:52Speaker 03

  Speaking about bits, we love to say, his pen was iron.

• 1:05:55Speaker 02

  It was iron.

• 1:05:56Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:05:58Speaker 02

  It was.

• 1:05:58Speaker 04

  If I'm like writing something in my journal after like being annoyed or something and they're like trying to be funny, they're like, his pen was iron.

• 1:06:07Speaker 04

  And I'm like, shut up. No. Trying to air my grievances out.

• 1:06:11Speaker 03

  I love those movies. Add it to the list of why you're not living with me.

• 1:06:16Speaker 02

  Living with me, yeah.

• 1:06:17Speaker 03

  You're just not.

• 1:06:18Speaker 02

  You have to go live with her. I need my house back. My friend was like, have you dorked it at all? And I was like, no, no.

• 1:06:24Speaker 03

  No, dude.

• 1:06:25Speaker 02

  Everywhere.

• 1:06:26Speaker 03

  My shit's dry as hell, bro.

• 1:06:28Speaker 02

  Dry as shit, dude. I haven't had my house to myself in ever. Thank you for asking.

• 1:06:35Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:06:36Speaker 02

  It's on.

• 1:06:36Speaker 03

  It's been seventy-four years.

• 1:06:38Speaker 02

  Literally.

• 1:06:39Drew Afualo?

  Any other movies you're loving? Or series that you're loving?

• 1:06:43Speaker 02

  Alona loves Avatar.

• 1:06:45Speaker 04

  Yep.

• 1:06:46Drew Afualo?

  Oh, my gosh.

• 1:06:46Speaker 04

  The new movie's coming out. It's out. I haven't seen it. Is it out already?

• 1:06:50Speaker 02

  It's out? No, it's not out yet.

• 1:06:51Speaker 03

  I think they just did a premiere.

• 1:06:52Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, they had a premiere.

• 1:06:53Speaker 04

  I love those.

• 1:06:54Drew Afualo?

  I also love that Avatar movie, dude.

• 1:06:57Speaker 02

  So you really will.

• 1:06:57Drew Afualo?

  We would thrive there.

• 1:06:59Speaker 04

  Exactly.

• 1:07:00Drew Afualo?

  We would thrive there.

• 1:07:01Speaker 04

  They love us.

• 1:07:02Drew Afualo?

  Oh, my god, they would. We'd be worshipped.

• 1:07:04Speaker 04

  You do gotta read the Ice Man Barbarian.

• 1:07:06Drew Afualo?

  Okay, too. Blue, Blue Aliens, I'm in. I literally watched a girl like make a funny, it was like a bookstore TikTok, so they were like making a funny joke about those books specifically. And I said, now what the fuck is that? And then I went down a little rabbit hole on TikTok, people reviewing them and giving a little bit of an overview and I was like, okay, Ice Planet or Barbarian.

• 1:07:29Speaker 04

  I'll send you the.

• 1:07:31Drew Afualo?

  You gotta send me the good ones, because I know there's a million and one. But we do have a love of reading smut.

• 1:07:35Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:07:36Drew Afualo?

  As a group.

• 1:07:36Speaker 02

  Oh, we do.

• 1:07:37Drew Afualo?

  As sisters.

• 1:07:39Speaker 03

  Beautiful thing.

• 1:07:39Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:07:40Speaker 03

  Our reading squad together.

• 1:07:41Speaker 02

  That's girlhood.

• 1:07:42Drew Afualo?

  I know, and it's sometimes like, sometimes I'll be like, maybe I should read something like legitimate, like Frankenstein's been on my list for a while. I'm like, I need to read Frankenstein.

• 1:07:49Speaker 03

  Frankenstein? If you're gonna read something like that, I'd read like, what is it, Carmella?

• 1:07:54Drew Afualo?

  Oh, yes, yeah.

• 1:07:55Speaker 03

  Do that one instead.

• 1:07:56Drew Afualo?

  Okay, too.

• 1:07:56Speaker 03

  Like. That's vampires, not that, but it's still like it's older, it's you know, the first.

• 1:08:01Drew Afualo?

  Okay, too. That's why I was like, maybe I need, I need to get into it. Cause I know Mary Shelley's like an OG, right? And I was like, I need to get into that. And then I, I go to open it and I'm like, oh, but this one has.

• 1:08:12Speaker 03

  This one.

• 1:08:12Drew Afualo?

  This one's Vikings and they're fucking.

• 1:08:15Speaker 03

  Viking one.

• 1:08:16Drew Afualo?

  Read that one.

• 1:08:17Speaker 03

  Which one was that one again?

• 1:08:18Drew Afualo?

  That was a fate inked in blood.

• 1:08:22Drew Afualo?

  And it was the, it was the perfect length for me. I'm like two, two in a series, period.

• 1:08:26Speaker 03

  Done.

• 1:08:27Drew Afualo?

  Locked in, loaded, loved it. And that's why I told you on your, on your show that, that there was a plot twist that literally kept me up at night. And I was, I was raging about it on my story because I, no one in my personal life had read it. And I was like, I, I need to talk about this so bad. Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. Loved it though. Highly recommend that one.

• 1:08:47Speaker 03

  Downloading tonight.

• 1:08:48Drew Afualo?

  Also, I really liked Quicksilver. I liked.

• 1:08:51Speaker 03

  I downloaded the second one, cause you said that. Why doesn't the cover match?

• 1:08:55Drew Afualo?

  Girl, I don't know.

• 1:08:56Speaker 03

  And like, that's a completely different series. This doesn't seem like the right one.

• 1:09:00Drew Afualo?

  Right. Literally you're like, um, I have some notes.

• 1:09:03Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:09:04Drew Afualo?

  Out the gate, I have some.

• 1:09:05Speaker 03

  Just from the cover alone. I am judging it. I personally judge books on covers. I don't care about what people are saying about, don't judge. Yeah, I'm judging.

• 1:09:15Drew Afualo?

  Well, it's also imperative too. As someone who's written a book, like we have a, like, a month full of just talking about book. Just covers, just like general vibe and like, even my book, I, I was like really married to a title for a long time and I was very like, no, I hate that one. No, I hate that one too. Like, cause I was so married to my title, which I was like, I wanted to originally title it, I'd rather die alone. Because I thought it was like catchy, morbid. And then also it was like, I'm glad my mom died. Like it was like, it's like one like that. But then, as I went through the editing process, my editor was like, I just feel like that title makes sense after you read it. It's not really indicative when you're like, why I should read it, right? And I was like.

• 1:10:01Drew Afualo?

  That's why they pay you the big bucks. That's why you do what you do. I guess I'll lean on you, mister. I've done a bunch of bestsellers. Whatever. But I was like really proud that I ended up naming the book myself. Yeah. And like I got to choose my own. But then the cover I was like fired up about. I was like, cover is fun. Love cover. Love, love, love. Color. It's so catchy. So you're very right about that. It is a huge part of the book. So like this is just like what it looks like. Yeah. Which reminds me, for my second book, my fiction book, gotta send you guys my tea. Please do. So y'all can dabble. I'd love that. Tell me your thoughts. Right away. Send us the covers too. I'll give thoughts. And I'll give you my thoughts. Yes. Is it a cartoon cover? No, I don't think so. I think I'm doing text. That's my thought right now. But with design element. Yeah. Wow.

• 1:10:45Drew Afualo?

  You know what you could do? Add some like Samolin. Tribal. Tribal. Take that out if we already do that, but that would be so cool. Well, you're in, you're in my head already because I'd already had that. Perfect, perfect segue to fun facts. Uh, okay, here we go. We'll start with Olivia. Olivia won Miss Photogenic in the 2017 Miss Vermont Competition.

• 1:11:06Speaker 02

  And Miss, what is, and first runner up. So make sure that that's on there too. Yes, I did. I did.

• 1:11:14Drew Afualo?

  And how was that?

• 1:11:15Speaker 02

  That was cool. It was one of the, I, in my life, I have these things where I get in my brain where I'm like, I could do that. Let me just do that. And I dedicate like every ounce of myself to it and I just learn it. And so that was one where I was at like the local double A ball or single A ball, whatever, like the baseball, a very like, you know, minor, not minor leagues, but whatever, with my dad. And they were like, welcome to the mound, Miss Vermont. Like just throw the first pitch. And I'm like having a Bud Light, Bud Light. I'm like, I'm having a beer. I'm like drinking, having a hot dog with my dad. And she throws a, sorry to whoever it was at the time, really bad first pitch. And I was like, I can do that.

• 1:11:48Drew Afualo?

  Is that all it takes?

• 1:11:49Speaker 02

  Yeah. My dad was like, yeah, you'd be great at it, meaning the pitch. Whereas I thought he meant like, yeah, the pageant. I was like, yeah. I could do it. I'm a senior eh, I was about to be a senior eh, in uni, college and I just like subscribe to the life. I listened to all the like pageantry podcast documentaries. I was watching YouTubers. I was like in it. Did my first one in Vermont, eh, eh, the Vermont one, eh, and yeah, got first one rap and Miss Photogenic and then peace out and never did it again.

• 1:12:15Drew Afualo?

  Look at you. Retired while you were at the top.

• 1:12:17Speaker 02

  Exactly. I was like.

• 1:12:19Drew Afualo?

  Which, speaking of, that reminds me, Alona, would be awesome for you, Miss Congeniality remake.

• 1:12:24Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 1:12:25Drew Afualo?

  That's a good one.

• 1:12:26Speaker 04

  I'm saying I'd be a great FBI agent or something like that.

• 1:12:28Drew Afualo?

  You'd be a great, like, you're Sandra Bullock in that. Oh my god, that would be tea.

• 1:12:32Speaker 02

  That's a good one, actually.

• 1:12:33Drew Afualo?

  Love that.

• 1:12:34Speaker 02

  We should do that.

• 1:12:35Drew Afualo?

  Hollywood.

• 1:12:36Speaker 04

  Makeover scene.

• 1:12:36Drew Afualo?

  Dropping nuggets everywhere.

• 1:12:37Speaker 02

  What are we doing?

• 1:12:38Drew Afualo?

  Pick them up while they're fresh.

• 1:12:40Speaker 02

  We're doing your job for you.

• 1:12:42Drew Afualo?

  Okay, this one, Olivia, used to be an au pair in the Netherlands.

• 1:12:45Speaker 02

  Yep, did that as well.

• 1:12:47Drew Afualo?

  Okay, nanny, foreign nanny. Love that.

• 1:12:50Speaker 02

  It was a gap year between high school and university. Same thing, like, I was like, I should play sports, I should go, and like, these schools were like, come play, and they were like, and give us sixty-five thousand dollars a year, and I was like, no. So, took some time off, came back.

• 1:13:02Speaker 04

  But then that meant we went to college together, so.

• 1:13:04Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:13:05Speaker 04

  From freshman to senior.

• 1:13:06Drew Afualo?

  Fun.

• 1:13:07Speaker 04

  Graduated together and everything, yeah.

• 1:13:09Speaker 02

  Same, same.

• 1:13:10Drew Afualo?

  That was like, actually, the one thing my sister and I were kind of aligned on, and like, not going to the same college. Without really talking about it, we were both like, we're going different places.

• 1:13:19Speaker 02

  We went different places, but we were the same grade.

• 1:13:21Drew Afualo?

  Tea.

• 1:13:22Speaker 02

  At that point.

• 1:13:22Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, we, we literally were like, both of us were like, mm, cause she went to U of O. And then I got into like, a lot of different schools, so I kinda got to pick.

• 1:13:32Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:13:32Drew Afualo?

  And then I was like, my final three were like, well, actually, my final two was Ohio State and then the University of Hawaii. And Ohio State had just come off a BCS championship, so I was like, sports program, I wanna work in sports, maybe I'll go there. And then I went to one meeting where they talked about snow, and I said, hey, fuck this school, I'm not going here. Like, literally, I don't remember shit else they said in the meeting.

• 1:13:53Speaker 02

  You remember snow.

• 1:13:54Drew Afualo?

  I remember immediately going, I'm not going here. And then when we got in the car, I told my mom, I'm not going to that school. They said, snow. They said, you have to get up forty-five minutes early to scrape your car. Fuck does that even mean? I'm like, telling her, I don't, I don't speak that way, that is not my culture, I'm going somewhere else. So I went to UH, which ended up working out, but I did get into U of O. And like, we were like, my mom was like so happy, she's like, you guys could go to school together, it would be like a whole thing. Mind you, uh uh unbeknownst to me, my sister's being gay in college.

• 1:14:22Speaker 04

  Right.

• 1:14:23Drew Afualo?

  And so she's over there being gay everywhere. And she was like, truly like, do not come here.

• 1:14:29Speaker 04

  Do not come to my house.

• 1:14:30Drew Afualo?

  She literally called me and was like, you're not gonna come here, are you? And I was like, I mean, no, I don't think so. She was like, okay, cuz I was just gonna say, like, I'm already here. Like, it's like she like peed on it, so she's like, this one's mine.

• 1:14:44Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, she's carrying out the gay agenda.

• 1:14:46Drew Afualo?

  And I, no, for real, and I was like, oh dude, I don't even, I don't think I'm gonna go there cuz I fuck the rain. I was like, I don't like the rain, so I don't wanna go there either. And she was like, Okay, yeah, no, for sure. I mean, that would be fun, but like, I don't know, I just think maybe you should go somewhere else.

• 1:15:00Speaker 04

  I hear, I hear that though, like, having your own space.

• 1:15:03Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, and growing into our own people. Cuz again, we did everything together, like sports, everything, like, School, friends, everything was exactly the same.

• 1:15:12Speaker 04

  It's healthy.

• 1:15:13Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, and it was great for her cuz then that was when, that was how she found out she was gay, obviously, she was.

• 1:15:17Speaker 04

  So you were holding her back this whole time?

• 1:15:18Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, this whole time, I was like, I was her like beard, unbeknownst to me.

• 1:15:25Drew Afualo?

  I was, was concealing the most important part of her. And that was the plot of Frozen, just in case anyone was curious.

• 1:15:32Speaker 04

  Based off of you two.

• 1:15:34Drew Afualo?

  Okay, this one's about Alona. In twenty seventeen, Alana posted this photo of her with Post Malone at the airport.

• 1:15:40Speaker 04

  Oh, that's my dog, man.

• 1:15:44Speaker 04

  Okay, so I'm a big Post Malone fan, and back in the day, I'm obsessed with his album. Whenever I hear, Man, I forget what the album's called, but it reminds me of driving home from college to go to, Uh, to go home. And I, the song was like, um, I just, and it's also great. But we're in the airport, my mom and I head into some sort of like award ceremony. And I was like, yo mom, that's Post Malone. That's Post, that's Post Malone over there. And she's like, who's postmortem?

• 1:16:10Drew Afualo?

  God, mom.

• 1:16:11Speaker 04

  Mom, mom. And so I was like, like, I don't really go up to finishville, but that was somebody who I just loved his stuff. And I was like, hey man, so you know, like, I love your music. I always listen to this when I, when I'm working out or whatever. So he was super nice. It's just, just a really nice person. Hopefully we meet again sometime. I love that guy.

• 1:16:27Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, and then you gotta show him this pic.

• 1:16:29Speaker 02

  She was the head of the whole Post Malone. Like, she was the first person to, like, ever whisper his name, like, to me, or anybody around. Like, she was early, early, early.

• 1:16:37Speaker 04

  Postmortem?

• 1:16:38Speaker 02

  Postmortem.

• 1:16:39Drew Afualo?

  Postmortem, the one and only post, postmortem.

• 1:16:42Speaker 04

  How far back did you go for that?

• 1:16:44Drew Afualo?

  I mean, pretty far back, twenty seventeen.

• 1:16:47Speaker 04

  Oh, is it really? My first Instagram post? Oh, probably like third or something, yeah.

• 1:16:54Drew Afualo?

  Uh, this one.

• 1:16:55Speaker 02

  Posty, if you're watching.

• 1:16:56Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, hey, hey, hit up Alona.

• 1:16:58Speaker 02

  Here she is.

• 1:17:00Drew Afualo?

  This one's also about Alona. It's, he once made out with six people at a bar on the same night.

• 1:17:05Speaker 04

  I don't know where I've said that, but yeah, that's right.

• 1:17:08Speaker 04

  I don't know where I've said that.

• 1:17:10Drew Afualo?

  Busy girl.

• 1:17:11Speaker 04

  What?

• 1:17:11Drew Afualo?

  I said busy girl.

• 1:17:12Speaker 04

  Busy girl of all sorts, honestly.

• 1:17:14Drew Afualo?

  Said everyone can get it. The midnight barber, but the midnight kiss.

• 1:17:19Drew Afualo?

  I'm in their style.

• 1:17:20Speaker 04

  I know. I haven't, I haven't done it of recent. I can't do it of recent. People will be watching me. I can't be free like I want to.

• 1:17:25Drew Afualo?

  That's the worst part about being perceived. My sister was saying, that's the worst part about you getting famous.

• 1:17:30Speaker 04

  I know. You can't get crazy like you want to.

• 1:17:34Drew Afualo?

  She's like, no, not anymore. Now everybody knows me.

• 1:17:36Speaker 04

  And they're also very, don't like me doing that stuff.

• 1:17:39Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, I've, yeah, that's me with her. I'm like, hey, hey, hey.

• 1:17:43Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:17:44Drew Afualo?

  What do we, I took her to the Elton John Oscar after-party. And like, when we got there, it was like, I was exhausted at that point. And then like, we were like, let's just have fun. So I'm like smoking weed and like, we're drinking and I'm getting drunk. Like, we both are just drunk and having so much fun. Jason already started crying at one point. It was like, you're just the best sister in the entire world. Like, we, we got that out the way early. So that we can have fun. And then we ran into like, Muna and Lucy Dacus. And like, we had run into a bunch of other people and like, Uh, Dace was on this tear of like, you should come on her show. Like if they hadn't been on my show and as the drunker she got, the louder that pitch got. She's like, you should come on her show. And then when we were talking to Lucy, like, you should come on her show.

• 1:18:29Drew Afualo?

  And then Lucy was like, I would, I would love to. And then we were like, yeah, yeah. And then Lucy turned around to talk to someone for a second and Dace goes, how am I doing? I go, you're at a ten, bring it down to a six, love you though. Oh my god, girl, you're the best. I was like, take it down a notch, girl. Love you. It was so funny because that one, like, we were so drunk towards the end and this girl came up to me, she's like, huge fan, love your stuff. I was like, oh, thank you. You should come on her show. The pitch starts again. And then the guy that she was with goes, oh, that would be great. I would love that. Can I like, give you my number and stuff to Dace? And she was like, yeah, yeah. And they're talking and then I'm talking to this girl. She's like, so I will, I'll leave you alone. Nice to see you. She leaves. Daisy goes, did you see that guy? And I go, what guy? And she goes, that guy with the girl who was talking to you.

• 1:19:14Drew Afualo?

  I go, what about it? Mind you, two minutes have passed, right? So I'm like, what about him? And she goes, he was hitting on me. And I go, the man you were just talking to? And she goes, yeah, yeah. And I was like, I'm gay. Like, I'm thinking I'm literally gay. She's telling me that. I go, Dace, that, that man was gay too. I don't know what you're talking about. And she goes, well, he asked for my number. I go, yeah, because he thinks you work for me because you keep going, you should come on her show. Right, right, right. He was literally exchanging information. To make that happen. Can I give you a card kind of thing? And she was like, oh my god, like, I was thinking, I was thinking, wow, he wanted me so bad and I'm so gay, sorry. I was like, Dace. It's okay. All right.

• 1:19:59Drew Afualo?

  Needed, honestly, it's, it's a beautiful thing, so I get it. Want to let your freak flag fly? Yeah, shit. Now you gotta do it. Sorry, I'm hot. Now, now you gotta do it in places with only famous people, which I think ups the stakes. Right. You should try kissing six people at the next like famous person party. Met Gala, I tried to go for six. Yeah, six people. Double the numbers, twelve. At the Oscars. Yeah, beat last year's record seven. Yeah, I can't wait. Okay, last two fun facts about Miss Adriana. Okay, it says you used to go door to door canvassing for plastic pollution legislation. Were you on my LinkedIn? Plastic pollution legislation.

• 1:20:36Speaker 03

  Yeah, I.

• 1:20:37Drew Afualo?

  Okay, was eco-friendly. Look at you.

• 1:20:40Speaker 03

  Um, I hated it, absolutely fucking hated it.

• 1:20:42Drew Afualo?

  Door to door is crazy, it's awful.

• 1:20:44Speaker 03

  Alone, alone in like red Vermont, uh, as like a twenty year old girl. And like I'm going up to doors that have like NRA signs and shit and I'm just saying, hi, would you like to sign a petition?

• 1:20:55Drew Afualo?

  Let me ask, can, do you care about the environment?

• 1:20:59Speaker 03

  Do you wanna burn? I don't know. It was, it was terrible. I hated it, but I, uh, I needed a summer job. My mom was like, you, how are you gonna get a job after college if you don't have anything and like?

• 1:21:09Drew Afualo?

  My mom core.

• 1:21:09Speaker 03

  Yeah, it was already.

• 1:21:10Drew Afualo?

  My mom's always like, you got to go, go, go. But my life depended on extracurriculars.

• 1:21:16Speaker 03

  I'll be fine. But it was like four months into the summer or something and I was like, I need, and I was like, I know who hires fast. The per down the street. And it was, I remember like the first day, uh, they brought me to like, a random city in Vermont and I like have my little lunchbox and my little this and that and they just tell you to go. And I called my dad on my lunch break and I was like, I don't think I can do this. And then it started pouring on me. So then I'm, I'm wet. I'm waiting for the bus to come get me. I've made ten dollars for them. And I'm just like, I can't keep doing this, but I knew that my mom would judge me, so I kept with it the entire summer.

• 1:21:50Drew Afualo?

  You're so me.

• 1:21:52Speaker 03

  I fucking hated it. It was so bad and I was bad at it. I was like, how am I coming to your door asking you for money? But I will say like, if one of them comes to my door for like a good cause, like I now have so much sympathy for them. I'm like, I'll give you a ten.

• 1:22:06Drew Afualo?

  That's sweet.

• 1:22:07Speaker 03

  It was very good stuff.

• 1:22:07Drew Afualo?

  I've been where you've been. My sister and I did door to door stuff, like canvassing specifically. We did for the job we both had after college, which was for my mom, like my mom's company that she worked at at the time. So we were on my mom's team. And like we would literally walking door to door together, like the two of us, which is already a bad idea. But like we would go and just get screamed at for a living, but like it was the worst like part of the job. Just going door to door because people just, I sometimes think people are praying, I hope someone annoying comes to that door. Cause I'm gonna be mean as fuck. I have something in me, I have to excrete when someone comes to the store. Like it really did feel like they were like,

• 1:22:49Drew Afualo?

  well, thanks a lot. Like to me and my sister about the most ancillary mundane things. And we would just get in the car and be like, well. Want to listen to some music? Like we, there was like a, we would do running bits throughout work to a point where I was like, I should not be in this job. I don't think nine to five is for me. I don't think a cubicle is for me.

• 1:23:13Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:23:14Drew Afualo?

  There, this is, actually reminds me of the top of the episode, a bit that we have. This is a bit we have and it's literally is not going to make sense because it's not from anything but someone we knew personally. But it's literally, well, tis the season, Sherry. That's something my sister and I say to each other. That was said by a coworker of ours in this job. And we all had cubicles and we were like in a four, so my sister was like right next to me. And then across from me was our coworkers. And this guy, he, who worked here at the time, he was like nerdy and kind of annoying and like a know-it-all. And I was recording myself on Snapchat at my desk, mind you. At my desk, I was recording my own eye makeup because I wanted to see what it looked like. So I was like recording myself. I'm on the clock, by the way.

• 1:23:55Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:23:55Drew Afualo?

  I'm recording myself and I'm looking at my eye makeup and in the background, do you hear him go, well, tis the season, Sherry. Like he's on the phone with someone. And I told my sister, I told my sister, I was like, this guy fucking ruined my video. Like I'm showing her, look what you can hear in the background. She goes, we're at work. Hey, we're at work, um, that's not something you should be doing at work. And I was like, and she's like, that's so funny though. And that's a bit from twenty sixteen?

• 1:24:21Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:24:22Drew Afualo?

  Twenty seventeen, so I was like, every, every time it's the season, we're like, tis the season, Sherry. Okay, last one fact about Adriana. Once took a job sitting as a portrait model while people painted portraits of her.

• 1:24:35Speaker 03

  Oh yeah, our aunt is an artist. Wonderful artist. She goes by Wine at Fer, no, I don't.

• 1:24:44Speaker 03

  You can find her under AB Watercolors on IG. Uh, she's a wonderful watercolorist and she goes to like a bunch of different classes. And one time, the class, it was a portrait class and they were like looking for models. And it was the summer I didn't have a job yet. Uh, so she was like, would you want to come? It's seventy-five dollars. Yeah. Sign me up.

• 1:25:02Drew Afualo?

  And which is a hundred million dollars. And you don't have a job and you're young.

• 1:25:06Speaker 03

  I can do so much with this.

• 1:25:08Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 1:25:09Speaker 03

  And, um, I just sat there. It was, I've only done it once, I'd do it again. I've thought about doing it like a nude one, I think that'd be kind of fun. But then I'm so aware of cameras and I'm like, someone could just pull out their phone and take a little picture of me.

• 1:25:22Speaker 04

  This is probably a bad way to view it, but then the world can see how t your body is.

• 1:25:26Speaker 03

  Okay, thank you.

• 1:25:28Drew Afualo?

  So happy accident.

• 1:25:29Speaker 04

  Look revenge porn, I'm not about it, but if that, if those nudes.

• 1:25:33Drew Afualo?

  Something did happen, like you'd be like, oh, sorry.

• 1:25:35Speaker 04

  Oh, sorry, the world's gonna see how beautiful.

• 1:25:37Speaker 03

  Well, I'd rather they see it in art of what they've now painted of me. Right. Like, look at it that way, the beauty in that.

• 1:25:44Drew Afualo?

  Yeah. Right, I guess.

• 1:25:45Speaker 03

  But I remember that session, like you have to pick a pose. And I picked something way too close to the window, cause then the sun started to move. And then it started to get into my eye.

• 1:25:53Speaker 04

  And you have to go back to it every time.

• 1:25:55Drew Afualo?

  You have to do the exact same thing for them.

• 1:25:57Speaker 03

  It was tough.

• 1:25:58Speaker 04

  And then I'd be sweating and they'd be like.

• 1:26:01Speaker 03

  Stripping down.

• 1:26:02Speaker 04

  Can we get a touch up, please?

• 1:26:03Drew Afualo?

  Holding a muscle.

• 1:26:04Speaker 04

  Or they paint my sweat.

• 1:26:05Speaker 03

  Honestly, the worst part about that job was afterwards, like looking at all like the finished paintings.

• 1:26:10Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:26:11Drew Afualo?

  You guys are honest.

• 1:26:11Speaker 03

  That's how I look to you? Oh.

• 1:26:14Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 1:26:14Speaker 03

  Okay. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

• 1:26:17Speaker 04

  Yeah. Oh.

• 1:26:19Speaker 03

  I literally was like, that doesn't, only like two of them really looked like me. And the rest I was like, we took some liberties here.

• 1:26:25Drew Afualo?

  That's how I've felt that way too, about fan art. Oh. I've gotten some fan art where I was like, fan, where? Of, of me?

• 1:26:35Speaker 03

  Me?

• 1:26:35Drew Afualo?

  Can't tell by this photo, that's for goddamn.

• 1:26:37Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:26:38Speaker 03

  One of my favorite things is, one time Alona had an interview. And then the, the interviewer like posted a photo of them together. Face tuned the fuck.

• 1:26:47Speaker 04

  Oh, that was weird.

• 1:26:49Speaker 03

  Out of you?

• 1:26:50Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:26:50Speaker 03

  Out of both of them, but like, the whole article was about like, Alona, you know, like loving her body and all this and being natural.

• 1:26:57Drew Afualo?

  That would drive me insane. Insane.

• 1:27:00Speaker 03

  It's like, I saw it, I was like, who's that?

• 1:27:02Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:27:03Speaker 03

  That's supposed to be Alona?

• 1:27:04Speaker 04

  Crazy.

• 1:27:05Drew Afualo?

  Who is that woman standing there?

• 1:27:08Speaker 04

  Yeah, there have been one, it was one for Dance with the Stars. Somebody did this painting of Alan and I. And you guys don't know what I'm talking about, I don't wanna, you know, bash on her. But she put a lot of work into this painting and I was like.

• 1:27:24Drew Afualo?

  My forehead looks like that?

• 1:27:27Speaker 04

  You know exactly what I'm talking about. It actually kinda hurt me and, and like she was posting everywhere and I was like, oh my god.

• 1:27:32Drew Afualo?

  It's worse when they, it's the worst when it takes off. And they're like, queen, you have to see it. Trust me, I did. And trust me, I sent it to everyone I know and no, I'm not interacting with this. Oh my god, the way I got one that took my breath away once. You either fucking hate me or I am the ugliest bitch on planet earth. Like, and she sent it to me and she made it humongous, like on a canvas and it was like a deep painting, like, like the most vibrant colors. I showed it to my cousin Josh, who like notoriously has a very high pitched cackle and like scream. I showed it to him, he went, ah! When he saw it, he goes, who is that?

• 1:28:17Drew Afualo?

  Bitch, she thinks that's me. I was literally like, I saw it and I was like, okay, right. I have beauties in the eye.

• 1:28:25Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you so much. I love that you've done that, but also I'm like, that kinda hurt.

• 1:28:32Drew Afualo?

  That's a painting.

• 1:28:33Speaker 04

  That's, that's just painting.

• 1:28:34Drew Afualo?

  That's definitely a painting.

• 1:28:35Speaker 04

  Go back to the studio.

• 1:28:36Drew Afualo?

  It really feels like that dude in Honolulu who does, like in Waikiki, he does.

• 1:28:40Speaker 04

  Would you ever do that?

• 1:28:42Drew Afualo?

  Fuck no. You think I'm gonna get caught on camera fighting a bitch on?

• 1:28:45Speaker 04

  No, I would never do that.

• 1:28:46Speaker 02

  I kinda wanna do it, cause I wanna know what they would pinpoint on me to exaggerate.

• 1:28:50Speaker 04

  Let's all see what.

• 1:28:51Drew Afualo?

  I'll tell you right now.

• 1:28:52Speaker 02

  If you say my double chin, I'll run through a wall.

• 1:28:55Speaker 04

  Look at us.

• 1:29:00Speaker 04

  I bet, I bet with like all of us, one thing they could do. I know with me, they would absolutely enlarge my jaw.

• 1:29:06Speaker 02

  Your jaw? What is it for me?

• 1:29:08Speaker 04

  For you, they could do like a small head on like a big ol'.

• 1:29:13Drew Afualo?

  Her just taking liberties. I know what they're, I know what they're gonna rag on.

• 1:29:17Speaker 02

  That's true, Dre.

• 1:29:19Drew Afualo?

  Oh, I thought you were doing neat. No, um. You're gonna. Is it my teeth? No, no. It could be our buck teeth too. We both have buck teeth, like our teeth go down. Well, you know, it's funny, I have little teeth, like low key and like my sister, literally, this is one of the meanest things she has ever said to me. She goes, it's crazy that you and Billy ended up together because you both have huge heads and little teeth. Hey, what the, hey. What? Hey. Who said that? Hmm, she's like, no, it's not a bad thing. Jail. Right, cuz that sounds awesome, like. Yeah, right. You both have huge heads and little teeth, like. Thank you for noticing. Huge heads and little teeth, that's so cute. I love that.

• 1:30:02Drew Afualo?

  My sister said this to me the other day too, where I was like, I have, I have huge tits, so like when I'm on my period, they're even bigger and it's like. Yep. It's a nuisance. And so I was wearing, I was doing like this big shoe and I was doing this like, uh, I was, they needed me to wear specific clothing and so like, one of the tops I had, I was like, this is like pushing my tits up to my neck, like literally I'm suffocating and I felt like a pigeon, you know, when they like. Yeah, yeah. Bro, like, that's how high up my tits were, like, they were just enormous, cuz I was on my period at the time. And I thankfully had a jacket and stuff, but I was, after we took a break from shooting for a sec, I was sitting down and I go, dude, my tits, bro, they're enormous. Like, I, I'm living in fear they're gonna be the focal point of this picture in this outfit and she goes,

• 1:30:44Drew Afualo?

  honestly, like, this is gonna sound bad, but it's not, like, it honestly looks like a chest plate, like, like what drag queens wear. I was like, bitch, that's like, oh my god. And I like couldn't stop laughing cuz she goes, but not like in a bad way. It just is though. Not like in a bad way, though, like. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Beautiful way. Way. She does that shit a lot, where like, one time I passed a part with her and I was like. Can I borrow this one specific shirt? She's like, yeah, I come over to her house and I'm like, I go inside to like change, even though I was picking her up. So I go inside, I change into the shirt and it like, looks like shit with my outfit. So I'm like standing there looking in the mirror and I'm like, does this look okay? Cause I'm like second guessing it. And she goes, yeah. And then I look back in the mirror and then I go, really?

• 1:31:29Drew Afualo?

  And then she goes, no, it looks terrible. You should change. And she was so like, two seconds, two seconds passed. And I couldn't stop laughing as she goes, yeah, no, it looks really bad.

• 1:31:38Speaker 02

  She just needed a second process.

• 1:31:39Drew Afualo?

  Looks terrible.

• 1:31:40Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:31:40Drew Afualo?

  And she's like, well, like you look great. That looks terrible. I was like, no, no, that looks terrible. You should change. That's why you need sisters.

• 1:31:48Speaker 02

  That's why you need sisters?

• 1:31:49Drew Afualo?

  Need them. Like, you guys analyzing each other. I think he would pick out this.

• 1:31:54Speaker 03

  Yeah, one time we had this conversation of like, ah, what was it? Was it just like, what are our biggest flaws?

• 1:31:59Speaker 02

  People get better at, yeah.

• 1:32:00Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah. Just like, what could we each get better at? Everybody answer for each other.

• 1:32:04Speaker 02

  That you haven't noticed about yourself, but other people have, like, that you could work on. One of those brutal.

• 1:32:10Speaker 04

  It was one of those where it's the meme where it's, can I give you constructive criticism? Me already crying. Yeah, sure.

• 1:32:15Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, I would love nothing more.

• 1:32:16Speaker 02

  Yeah, sure. What's up?

• 1:32:17Drew Afualo?

  I'd love to receive.

• 1:32:18Speaker 03

  It's really eye opening, just going around. And, and another thing, actually.

• 1:32:24Speaker 03

  Left that circle difference.

• 1:32:25Speaker 02

  People pleaser, know it all.

• 1:32:28Drew Afualo?

  I'm a know it all. Which one of you is a know it all? I'm a big know it all too.

• 1:32:31Speaker 02

  Know it all.

• 1:32:32Drew Afualo?

  It's okay. And it sucks when you really do know it all. Like, it's unfortunate.

• 1:32:36Speaker 03

  Helping the population.

• 1:32:37Drew Afualo?

  Like, sometimes I'm like, I don't wanna be right all the time.

• 1:32:40Speaker 02

  Right all the time too.

• 1:32:41Speaker 04

  Someone else step it up.

• 1:32:43Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, god, it gets lonely at the top.

• 1:32:45Speaker 03

  Or it's just like, I've got a lot of information and love and I wanna share it. Yeah, you know?

• 1:32:49Drew Afualo?

  The amount of times I really like, genuinely have taken joy in being right specifically against my man. Sorry.

• 1:32:57Speaker 02

  It's a whole other feeling.

• 1:32:58Drew Afualo?

  It feels like smelling salts to me.

• 1:33:01Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, that's good.

• 1:33:02Speaker 02

  When you Googled it and found out I was right?

• 1:33:04Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, and I, or sometimes I go, what did it say?

• 1:33:06Speaker 02

  What did it say?

• 1:33:07Drew Afualo?

  And then he's like, whatever. And I was like, yeah, right, that's what I thought. Yeah. One time, me and my man, for first time ever, went to San Francisco. And we were walking around a park or something and there was like, we were looking at this map. And this is like, kinda early on in our relationship. So I think we're like a year in at this point. And, uh, we're looking at this map. And he goes, why don't we go to this, uh, and he said, a boratorium? And then I go, did you say a boratorium? And he goes, yeah. I go, that's not how that word's pronounced. And he goes, yeah, it is. I go, it's arboretum. That's not a Boratorium. That's not, there's letters in there that are not even in Arboretum. And then I go, "Go ahead, look it up." Cause he was like, so like, "That's not, no, that's not." I was like, "Look it up, go ahead." Go ahead, look it up and put it on speaker so I can hear it.

• 1:33:53Drew Afualo?

  Turn it up. And then he really was like, "Oh, okay. No, yeah, I thought so." I was like, "No, dog, you dug your heels in." I don't think I would've known that. I would've known that. That's crazy. Arboretum? I think you would've. What's, what is it with trees? Yeah, it's like in enclosed, like a greenhouse or something. Arboretum? I've never heard of that. I probably would've set up Boratorium. You would've been made up on that as well. It sucks to know it all, sorry. I know about the trees. And like, Billy told me, he's like, "Well, it's extra annoying because you know a lot of things about shit you don't really know anything." Like, my sister once told me, "You know a lot, but like, nothing." At the same time. She's like, "You know so much about like, nothing, but also a lot." And I'm like, "Well..." And she goes, "And I know you don't fucking read." And she means like textbooks. I'm like, "Why am I supposed to be reading textbooks all the time?" No. Just born with it.

• 1:34:37Drew Afualo?

  Once you read Frankenstein, you'll be good to go. Well, thank you so much for coming on the comment section team. I love y'all. Thanks for having us. Y'all are so fun. Four big bitches in the room. Hell yeah. And what do you get? Wicked witch.

• 1:34:55Drew Afualo?

  Thank you so much for coming on. I fucking love y'all. Y'all are a hoot. Love it. I love y'all. I'm obsessed with y'all. Love the Mar Sisters down. Uh, thank you so much to our amazing guests for coming on this week's episode of the comment section. For those who don't know, where can everybody find you? At Livy Mar. T. At Alona Mar. At Adriana Mar. And together at House of Mar. T. Easy to find, easy to remember. Love that. And you guys are, obviously, I'm sure all of you know the Mar Sisters. Of course you fucking do. Thank you so much to my amazing guests for joining us. Don't forget, new episodes of the comment section drop every Wednesday. You can stream the audio on all streaming platforms, but the video lives for free and exclusively on our favorite platform, Spotify. Thank you so much to my Olivia, Alona, and Adriana. And thank you so much to all of you. I'll see you next week. Bye. Bye.

• 1:35:53Speaker 05

  Welcome to 215 Maple Drive. We just put this property on the market.

• 1:35:59Speaker 06

  Love the crown molding.

• 1:36:00Speaker 05

  Oh, wait until you see the walk-in closets and the bathroom tile.

• 1:36:04Speaker 06

  Does it have Verizon FiOS? You know, 100% fiber internet.

• 1:36:08Speaker 05

  No FiOS, but it looks like it's got cable. Let's check out the kitchen.

• 1:36:11Speaker 06

  No FiOS? Yeah, no thank you.

• 1:36:15Speaker 05

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