THE BEST OF 2025 | Episode 202

Happy New Year team!! This week, we picked some of our favorite clips and stories from the show in 2025. A Comment Section rewind, if you will. Thank you all for an incredible year - here’s to more All-Star guests, deep-cut fun facts, surprise costumes, and manifesting the downfalls of terrible men in 2026! Follow The Comment Section on IG: https://www.instagram.com/thecommentsection/?hl=en 20% off at Sephora Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:32Speaker 01

  Hey y'all, it's Jurof Wallow, and I am alone right now. Why? Because this episode is a very special one. This is the best of 2025. All of my guests are gonna be in this. It's best moments, best giggles, best what have you. You already know, but just wanna say thank you so much for another wonderful year of the comment section. I love ya. I love this show. And I know I'm really fucking annoying, so I appreciate you being here. Happy New Year, Happy Holidays, and I'll see you in 2026. Love you. Bye.

• 1:09Speaker 02

  I had a friend, she, when I was living in New York for a little bit, she was up in Harlem. I was in Brooklyn.

• 1:14Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:15Speaker 02

  And, you know, she would like have to walk back to her. And men, like, men in New York will just truly say anything to you every step of the way.

• 1:23Speaker 01

  Right.

• 1:24Speaker 02

  Welcome to the Big Apple, whatever. And she tells me, she was like, oh yeah, well, if I am getting off the train late at night, I will take my shoes off, already crazy.

• 1:34Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:35Speaker 02

  And then do this like crab walk and laugh the whole way back. And I was like, you're full of shit. And she did it. She ran like two blocks ahead of me and then came back doing the whole gig.

• 1:46Speaker 01

  She'll show you my technique right now. Nothing makes them leave me alone faster.

• 1:49Speaker 02

  Oh, and you know what? I mean, truly, the sidewalk parted.

• 1:53Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:53Speaker 02

  Like, like the Red Sea. Like, it was, it was efficient.

• 1:57Speaker 01

  It's a fool, it's, it's, yeah, it's a foolproof plan. This episode is presented by Sephora. And we're back. The next part, wow, you will not wanna miss this. Get 20% off full-size fragrances and body mist at Sephora now through December 24th. That's right, I'm talking about saving 20% on brands like Sol de Janeiro, K-Alli, Valentino, Fleur, and more. Only at Sephora and Sephora at Kohl's. Exclusions and terms apply. I've never done the glam bob, but obviously I've been to many carpets where I've seen it.

• 2:29Speaker 03

  In front of that camera, baby.

• 2:30Speaker 01

  Oh, girl, they give me, I told you, they give me a vest and they tell me to start valeting cars when I get there.

• 2:36Speaker 03

  I will say.

• 2:37Speaker 01

  The line's too long, honestly, and honestly, I'm late every time, so that's why I miss, I miss the window.

• 2:42Speaker 03

  You, you're doing your glam.

• 2:44Speaker 01

  Right.

• 2:44Speaker 03

  You're getting the glam perfect. I will say for little TikTokers like us, for little, little tiny, tiny girls, they, we get one shot.

• 2:56Speaker 01

  That's true.

• 2:57Speaker 03

  They are moving you along.

• 2:58Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:59Speaker 03

  Cole, and I know each other a little bit now because he has seen every time one of these pops.

• 3:06Speaker 03

  So I think if I begged for it, he would give me another shot, but I just don't care enough.

• 3:11Speaker 01

  No, they're, they're very one and done with us.

• 3:13Speaker 03

  Right, right.

• 3:14Speaker 01

  They really are. And I, my point in saying that is the glam bot is very intimidating. And she moves fast as fuck. And then they're like, and then they're like, alright, go back to fucking serving trays. Thank you. Go pick up an order of tray and get to work.

• 3:29Speaker 03

  Right.

• 3:29Speaker 01

  Like as soon as you do your thing, they're like, okay, put this badge on, so people know not to shoot me. Go ahead.

• 3:34Speaker 03

  Okay, bottom. Climb back down the stairs if your legs still work.

• 3:38Speaker 01

  I've never, I've never done one though. I've never done the glam. I'm honestly kind of, I'm honestly kind of afraid.

• 3:42Speaker 03

  I think you would eat the fuck down.

• 3:44Speaker 01

  I hope so.

• 3:45Speaker 03

  Also, my first one, people were nice, okay? When, when you do your first one, it's a win for the culture. As soon as you've done your seventh or eighth, they're like, get the fuck out of our screen, little, you know what I mean?

• 3:58Speaker 03

  It's like, God, we've seen this bottom glam bot too many times. What's next? Position 28 or something? Like, put the legs in the air.

• 4:05Speaker 04

  And you know what's actually interesting and people don't, I guess, people don't realize with evidence rules, the way they work, is if a client, because obviously, a training client privilege, confidentiality, we are bound, bound by, you know, just shutting our fucking mouths, not being able to tell anyone anything, and it's a much stronger privilege than like the therapist privilege or a doctor patient, because there are certain mandatory disclosures, reporting, mandatory reporting laws. We don't have that. We are, we're mandatory not reporting. Like, you don't fucking say shit. And so the way the evidence rules work out for when you have to tell and when you don't, kind of thing, if a client drove me out, said, hey, like, let's take a drive.

• 4:47Speaker 04

  Drove me out to some random location, showed me a body in the ground.

• 4:52Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 4:52Speaker 04

  We're like, look, it's the missing, the missing guy on television. I killed him. If I don't touch it, if I, if they don't give it to me, like I don't hand it, I don't handle it. I am bound to not say a word.

• 5:05Speaker 01

  That's crazy.

• 5:05Speaker 04

  Not even like call a tip, anything like I can't say anything. And I've always thought about, that's always like the most extreme situation. That's why people are like, oh, lawyers are going to hell. And I'm like, no, yeah, probably. But you know, I mean, we're trying to keep some people out of prison before then, which is, is, you know, a good thing. Uh, we're, we're the last line of defense for your constitutional rights. You know, the people who are going to be fighting, especially the next four years are going to be the ones who are for sure, maybe probably going to hell, but it did some great stuff before then.

• 5:30Speaker 01

  Right.

• 5:31Speaker 04

  Uh, but I always think about just completely as a joke, how I would react.

• 5:37Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 5:37Speaker 04

  Like if a client was like, let's get a coffee. And I was like, oh my God, sure. And I just have my fucking Gucci bag, like with my stiletto heel in front of an open pit of a someone. And I'm just like, I'm trying to play it cool, right? Cause I'm like, I don't want to be a statistic. Like, no, yeah, for sure. A hundred percent. Maybe some Febreze in the bag. Like what would you like? How would I like, I don't know how I would act.

• 5:58Speaker 01

  Thank you for sharing it with me.

• 5:59Speaker 04

  I don't know how it acts, but there are lawyers out there.

• 6:01Speaker 01

  I'm holding space for this.

• 6:01Speaker 04

  Yes, I'm holding space.

• 6:02Speaker 01

  I'm holding space for this. Don't worry.

• 6:04Speaker 04

  Yeah, they're not defying gravity any, anymore.

• 6:08Speaker 01

  They're defining gravity somewhere, girl.

• 6:09Speaker 05

  I think also sometimes I get, I've gotten is, you know, when you're out and someone's like, um, like a girl will be like, oh my God, like love you did it. And then she'll really like, the, the one thing she really wants to tell me, like this has happened a few times is points to her boyfriend. And it's like, he thinks you're funny. Right? Oh, and he, oh my God, you're so, and he, and my, or if he's out there, and my, and my boyfriend.

• 6:35Speaker 05

  And I'm like, well, thank God, your boyfriend. Because when you said I was funny, I didn't think that meant anything. Right? And it's like, but also-

• 6:45Speaker 01

  Okay, it didn't mean anything to me when you told me that.

• 6:47Speaker 05

  No, it meant nothing.

• 6:48Speaker 01

  Now that you're saying he-

• 6:49Speaker 05

  It was insulting. And also, but the obvious, like, it's also like so wild to think like, that is how conditioned we are that you're even saying it like it's this normal thing. Because you are fully making this statement in this moment that it is even harder for my boyfriend to find a woman funny.

• 7:07Speaker 01

  I get that a lot, too.

• 7:08Speaker 05

  Right?

• 7:09Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 7:09Speaker 05

  You get that?

• 7:10Speaker 01

  Yeah, all the time. It's never, it's more so online. Like, they'll be like, "Even my man thinks you're funny."

• 7:15Speaker 05

  Even my, that could be, that's the name of your next book. That's the name of your next book. That's a great title.

• 7:21Speaker 01

  "Even your man thinks I'm funny."

• 7:21Speaker 05

  Even, even, yes.

• 7:23Speaker 01

  Your man.

• 7:23Speaker 05

  "Even your man thinks I'm funny." And if someone tries to steal that title, I'm reposting this. And I'm calling you out.

• 7:30Speaker 01

  It's TM.

• 7:31Speaker 05

  Because that's her title. But, no, literally, it's so interesting.

• 7:34Speaker 01

  That's actually such a good point. I've never thought of it that way. It's like, even we don't trust our own-

• 7:39Speaker 05

  Right.

• 7:39Speaker 01

  Like, opinions on stuff.

• 7:41Speaker 05

  Oh, right.

• 7:41Speaker 01

  I'll tell you what, if a bunch of men are laughing at me, I'm either getting mad or I'm worried.

• 7:46Speaker 05

  Oh, right.

• 7:47Speaker 01

  Nothing I feel is joyous in any way.

• 7:49Speaker 05

  Because a lot of the times, it's like, "Oh, we hate you." And so, you're expressing hate for yourself, and we're going, "Mm-hmm." And it's like, "Well, maybe not that."

• 7:58Speaker 01

  If they're laughing with me-

• 8:00Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 8:01Speaker 01

  Something's off.

• 8:01Speaker 05

  No.

• 8:02Speaker 01

  Uh-oh.

• 8:02Speaker 05

  I know.

• 8:03Speaker 01

  Gotta check in.

• 8:03Speaker 05

  It's so crazy to-

• 8:04Speaker 01

  Why are so many of you nice to me right now? I'm leaning towards acting this year. That's my, my goal this year.

• 8:09Speaker 06

  T, okay, wait.

• 8:11Speaker 01

  Are you? Let's talk about it. I would love to.

• 8:13Speaker 06

  So, I just, so, my agency, they've been like, they've been sending me a couple scripts. But it's never like a role that makes sense for me. I don't even know if I can speak about this, and I don't care because I'm not gonna get it. I got an audition for a Jennifer Lopez Netflix movie.

• 8:28Speaker 01

  Ooh.

• 8:28Speaker 06

  But the role they-

• 8:29Speaker 01

  Mi Hente.

• 8:30Speaker 06

  The role, they just asked me to read for two parts. One was like, this like, kinda goofy office guy, whatever, whatever. He's like, "Funny." I was like, "I can read this, straight, damn it, but I'll try."

• 8:39Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 8:39Speaker 06

  Next guy. Not him being like, the seducer of the office. In one scene, he's like, in a pool, and he's trying to get the main character, which I'm assuming is Jennifer Lopez, to get in the pool, and I'm supposed to be naked. And I literally called them, I was like, "Guys," and they'll always be like, "It's for experience, like, you just gotta keep trying." And I'm like, "This is a waste of my time." Like, can you imagine me in a pool, naked in a movie? And I'm seducing Jennifer Lopez?

• 9:03Speaker 01

  You're naked in a pool?

• 9:04Speaker 06

  It's just like, not, so like, that's where my acting's at right now. I'm reading there.

• 9:10Speaker 01

  If anything, if I were you, I would take that as a comp, the highest of compliments. They think your body's tea. You're, oh, so I'm nothing but a piece of meat to you guys? You guys are just gonna slut me out like that?

• 9:21Speaker 06

  Yeah, honestly, if I, I wish my body was like that. They could slut me out all day. I actually think I need to do-

• 9:25Speaker 01

  It sounds like they're trying to, Zachariah.

• 9:27Speaker 06

  All those roles I'm getting are like, they always have some sort of really chiseled physical description. I'm like, where's quirky gay best friend?

• 9:34Speaker 01

  Also worked at Best Buy for four months.

• 9:36Speaker 07

  Oh, yeah, Best Buy was hell on earth. That's where straight people go to like, I don't know, do something demonic. Behind the, I was a warehouse-

• 9:45Speaker 01

  You would be the most useless Best Buy worker.

• 9:47Speaker 07

  I was a warehouse worker. They had me on, I was in the middle of-

• 9:52Speaker 01

  Why were you working in a warehouse?

• 9:53Speaker 07

  I was, cuz it was, okay, girl. Did you have that brace for your back, too? They didn't, they didn't give you the brace. I was young and spry, okay? I was in that warehouse like afraid. I was like-

• 10:05Speaker 05

  Did you put on, like when my brother, like that man, yeah.

• 10:08Speaker 01

  Code switch?

• 10:08Speaker 07

  Yeah, I did.

• 10:09Speaker 01

  Yeah?

• 10:13Speaker 01

  With the same movements? You're doing that voice, but still acting the same?

• 10:17Speaker 05

  Did you get that shipment, Eric?

• 10:19Speaker 07

  Yeah, I did. I got that. I got that shipment.

• 10:26Speaker 01

  Shaking your shoulders.

• 10:29Speaker 07

  No, no.

• 10:31Speaker 01

  I don't think, they see right through it, queen.

• 10:34Speaker 07

  I'm crazy. And back then I had like a buzz cut and like these little square glasses, like-

• 10:37Speaker 05

  No, I can't.

• 10:38Speaker 07

  It was, I was different.

• 10:39Speaker 05

  Going to that Berlin club, that, what's it called, Bergenheimers?

• 10:42Speaker 07

  I was giving Best Buy office siren, like.

• 10:49Speaker 07

  Like, you guys didn't get it. You guys didn't get it back then. I was ahead of my, I was ahead of my time.

• 10:54Speaker 05

  You were the king of the family.

• 10:55Speaker 07

  Those khakis were tight, okay?

• 10:57Speaker 01

  Are you a big crier at movies?

• 10:59Speaker 04

  I cry about everything.

• 11:00Speaker 01

  Right.

• 11:01Speaker 04

  I cry about everything all the time. I was on a date one time, I've told the story before, but I was on a date one time with this guy and I said I was a big crier and he was like, "Oh, yeah, I cry a lot too." And I was like, "Oh, what makes you cry?" And he was like, "Movies and situations."

• 11:13Speaker 04

  And that was kind of where I was at, the kind of the silence.

• 11:15Speaker 01

  Right, right.

• 11:16Speaker 04

  I said, buddy, everything's a situation.

• 11:18Speaker 01

  So, so like, just general things?

• 11:19Speaker 04

  But honestly, and I think about it every day and it rings so true because I also be crying in situations.

• 11:23Speaker 01

  Yeah, movies and situations.

• 11:24Speaker 04

  Movies and situations.

• 11:25Speaker 01

  That tends to do it for me.

• 11:26Speaker 04

  I literally cry about everything. I cry, yeah, I cry. I think I cried watching Back to the Future, probably.

• 11:30Speaker 01

  You think?

• 11:31Speaker 04

  At this point, I mean, the second one, when he, when he goes to the grave, no spoilers, 40 real tone.

• 11:38Speaker 04

  When he goes to the graveyard, I definitely cried about that. The Before trilogy will make me cry. That's like, those are like beautiful, it's like a beautiful romantic drama, but like.

• 11:46Speaker 01

  This is just an ad for the Back to the Future.

• 11:49Speaker 04

  But I, um, but yeah, I cry, I cry at music too. One time I cried so hard to a song while I was driving that I couldn't see, I had to pull over.

• 11:56Speaker 01

  Right.

• 11:57Speaker 04

  It was The Cause by Tommy LaFroy, by the way. Great song.

• 11:59Speaker 01

  Tea.

• 12:00Speaker 04

  It's not even that sad of a song.

• 12:03Speaker 01

  What's the silliest piece of advice you've gotten?

• 12:06Speaker 02

  The silliest? This guy came up to me and he was like, "You shouldn't say you know what I mean because I don't know what you mean."

• 12:19Speaker 01

  Damn.

• 12:21Speaker 01

  He said, "Well, that's, okay."

• 12:23Speaker 02

  A semantic Sammy is what I call him. Semantic Sammy. What?

• 12:29Speaker 01

  Because some people, I don't want to name names, don't know what you mean. And it's him.

• 12:36Speaker 02

  Because I was like, "Yeah, I came up in the club looking cute, you know what I mean?" He said, "We don't know what you mean."

• 12:44Speaker 01

  Hey buddy, it's just a figure of speech.

• 12:46Speaker 02

  Hello?

• 12:48Speaker 02

  So the crowd doesn't know, like, if you say, you know, and they, and they, and they think they're helping.

• 12:55Speaker 01

  What do you typically say when you get, uh, unsolicited?

• 12:58Speaker 02

  "Oh, I'm so sweet. So passive, so sweet." "Oh, Grace."

• 13:03Speaker 01

  You say, "Thank you."

• 13:06Speaker 02

  "Oh, I didn't think about that."

• 13:09Speaker 01

  You turn into an anime girl?

• 13:10Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 13:13Speaker 01

  Gosh.

• 13:15Speaker 02

  Yeah. You're right.

• 13:20Speaker 02

  I'd never see them again.

• 13:21Speaker 01

  Just went on a gay cruise, like for like. Oh, my gosh. Tell me about the gay cruise. I thought your stories were so fun. If there was one other woman that should have been on that ship, it was you. I, actually, and your mom. Maybe even your mom more than you. I, um, also the love that I have for your mom, it just knows no bounds. I was on this gay cruise. I got asked to do it like three days before. They were like, do you have a show? And I'm like, put on a show. And I couldn't do the, the one from Edinburgh because, um, it had a huge set and all these like moving things. So I had to write a new one. And so I, so I, I'm telling you, the procrastination, honey. I'm on that ship like, like with note cards. And, and they gave me the, the Mamma Mia dancers from the ship that were already on there. I picked four of the hottest British ones.

• 14:06Speaker 01

  I said, get back there, put them in Amazon sailor outfits. I had a little US Navy outfit. That would really shake things up. Um, and, and I went out, my opening song was called For the Gays from Death Becomes Her the Musical. And I was like, I'd do anything for the gays. And, but it was really funny too, because they came on like, um, on the loudspeaker the day of my show. And they were like, hey, everyone, this girl's really been through it. Um, we kind of, you know, us G's haven't been showing up for the T's so well. So if everyone could, you know, funnel their way to the Orchid Theater, like that would be great. And I'm like, She needs it. Like, who are they talking about?

• 14:47Speaker 01

  They're like, please, she needs it. It was so insane. And then there, there was like, there was like two other gals there. I think one was probably a Trumper because she looked at me like I was the Antichrist. Love. And I get it. I was on her, you know, soil. Like I was on her turf. Like she was there first. But then also, um, then there was another woman who had just like triple Z tits in the craziest way that I loved. And she was nice to me. Yes. But then otherwise it was these, I thought I was gonna get swarmed, but these men, I was a ghost. I was on the Queen Elizabeth.

• 15:17Speaker 04

  Wanted ship because they did not see me. They didn't want to talk to me because they're there to meet other eligible bachelors. And that's not me.

• 15:26Speaker 01

  Right.

• 15:27Speaker 04

  Very gender affirming. I will. If you were a trans woman.

• 15:31Speaker 01

  That being said.

• 15:31Speaker 04

  And you want to feel like a woman, go on a gay cruise.

• 15:36Speaker 04

  That is what we should be prescribing.

• 15:38Speaker 01

  You said I've never been more aware.

• 15:39Speaker 04

  Don't take our hormones away, but also insurance should be covering gay cruises for the dolls.

• 15:45Speaker 01

  Have you ever had like a weird or embarrassing carpet experience?

• 15:48Speaker 04

  I wouldn't really say this was weird or embarrassing, but um, fuck, am I really gonna forget her name? Okay, cut the silence for me.

• 16:01Speaker 01

  Was she in something?

• 16:02Speaker 04

  Or keep the silence. Um, okay, not Jamie Lee Curtis.

• 16:13Speaker 04

  But.

• 16:14Speaker 01

  You're like identical to me.

• 16:15Speaker 04

  Similar, who's a similar?

• 16:17Speaker 01

  Like old woman? An old white woman?

• 16:20Speaker 04

  Yes, in short hair, perhaps? Jane Lynch.

• 16:22Speaker 01

  Jane Lynch?

• 16:25Speaker 01

  Thank you, video village.

• 16:26Speaker 04

  You meant to say it's Sue Sylvester.

• 16:28Speaker 01

  Right, exactly.

• 16:29Speaker 04

  Thank you so much, whoever that was.

• 16:32Speaker 01

  Is that Laura?

• 16:32Speaker 04

  Looking up into the clouds like it was God. Thank you, angels.

• 16:36Speaker 01

  And who says God isn't real?

• 16:37Speaker 04

  Exactly. Okay, I am on The Daily Show and.

• 16:43Speaker 01

  I saw that. That's fucking awesome, by the way.

• 16:44Speaker 04

  Thank you. It is very cool.

• 16:45Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 16:46Speaker 04

  And we got an Emmy for the show this year.

• 16:48Speaker 01

  So exciting.

• 16:49Speaker 04

  So do I personally own an Emmy? No, I don't, but.

• 16:52Speaker 01

  But I tell you something.

• 16:53Speaker 04

  But I'm on a show that does. Anyways, I gotta go on stage and then you leave stage. Um, I give a really long speech, longer than Adrian Brody's. It was about seven and a half minutes.

• 17:08Speaker 04

  I gotta say nothing. You leave stage and then there's all this like press backstage that you have to like sort through like little, you know, penguins. And um, and then you finally finish it. It takes like 45 minutes.

• 17:22Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 17:22Speaker 04

  And I literally was like the dumbass who was like, we're missing the show.

• 17:28Speaker 04

  Like, they're like, "Oh, come over here. Vogue wants to say hi to Jon Stewart." And I'm like, "Ah!"

• 17:35Speaker 01

  Oh, jeez.

• 17:36Speaker 04

  I'm like, "They're about to announce another thing." Anyway, um, we're leaving and, um, finally about to go back on stage. And Jane Lynch looks right at me and goes, "Congratulations." I said nothing back. I literally was like...

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• 18:30Speaker 01

  Hey, that's sick, though.

• 18:31Speaker 04

  And just kept walking. I was like, "This is fucked up." That was the coolest thing that I...

• 18:37Speaker 01

  That's fucking awesome, though.

• 18:38Speaker 04

  I wish I could've just gone, "Jane, God, babe, I love you. You look good."

• 18:44Speaker 04

  But nothing came out of my mouth.

• 18:46Speaker 01

  Right, I...

• 18:46Speaker 04

  I just fully me-too myself. I'm like, "Whoa, Jane!"

• 18:52Speaker 04

  I had nothing... I couldn't even say, "Thank you."

• 18:56Speaker 01

  Right. Words escaped you at that moment.

• 18:58Speaker 04

  Because now I have to wonder to myself, "Does Jane Lynch know who I am?"

• 19:03Speaker 01

  Yeah, that...

• 19:03Speaker 04

  Or was she saying thank you to every... or congrats to everyone?

• 19:07Speaker 06

  One of the biggest reasons why I got out of being religious is because, like, the idea of eternal life, that's a curse.

• 19:14Speaker 04

  I agree.

• 19:15Speaker 06

  I have to do some version of this for all... like, let's imagine, let's imagine that I die.

• 19:20Speaker 01

  Right.

• 19:20Speaker 06

  And I go to heaven.

• 19:22Speaker 01

  And I'm looking down at my nephew and my, if I have kids. That's interesting. I'm looking at my kids and my nephew. I'm watching over them. Okay. They have kids. My grandkids. That's kinda interesting. Okay. They're kids. I don't know these niggas.

• 19:38Speaker 01

  I don't wanna watch. We're on season three. I don't wanna watch anymore. You said it's just kinda the same stuff over and over again. You've gone off the rails. I don't wanna watch you all. Ever like, I know my, my grandma's watching down at me. Leave that woman alone. Let her rest. Hasn't she done enough in her life? Now she's watching you?

• 20:01Speaker 01

  It sounds horrible. I want to rest. I wanna be done. I wanna just. I want the, you know where the TV, I want that. Do you wanna be reincarnated at all? No. As anything? You think the earth's getting better? Maybe go into another universe? Maybe. Yeah, another universe would be cool.

• 20:17Speaker 04

  I've dated a lot of twins somehow. I don't know what I'm attracting, but I've dated a lot of twins.

• 20:21Speaker 01

  That sounds kinda scary.

• 20:23Speaker 04

  It can be.

• 20:23Speaker 01

  Like, like, I feel like twins, when they get to a certain age, it's like, okay, enough. No more.

• 20:29Speaker 04

  I.

• 20:30Speaker 01

  You're no longer a twin.

• 20:31Speaker 04

  I couldn't agree more. Being a twin is for children. And at this point, you're 25 and it's perverted.

• 20:41Speaker 01

  And you're creepy and weird.

• 20:42Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 20:43Speaker 01

  So knock it off.

• 20:44Speaker 04

  And if you ever wear the fucking same thing in front of me?

• 20:48Speaker 04

  I'll have you arrested. I don't care. I, yeah, I believe.

• 20:52Speaker 01

  And I hate the cops.

• 20:53Speaker 04

  I, I believe in the police again for that.

• 20:55Speaker 01

  Just for twins?

• 20:56Speaker 04

  Yeah. ATAB.

• 20:59Speaker 01

  That is crazy.

• 21:00Speaker 04

  All twins are bad.

• 21:01Speaker 01

  That's.

• 21:05Speaker 01

  That's crazy that you've just so happened to date twins.

• 21:08Speaker 04

  I, I'm.

• 21:09Speaker 01

  More, more than once. More than once is crazy.

• 21:12Speaker 04

  I, yeah, I, I guess I'm problematic.

• 21:14Speaker 01

  Were they, were they identical?

• 21:19Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's uncomfortable. Imagine you're mad at them and then their their sibling comes and you're like.

• 21:25Speaker 04

  There, yeah, there's a lot of stuff I will tell you when I'm wearing a robe.

• 21:30Speaker 04

  I did a job once and I was wearing a wig and fine, I'll say it. Okay, it was yellow jackets.

• 21:37Speaker 04

  They were like, it was for the pilot and the girl was like, she's like, I think I just need to cut off your dead ends because you've got really bad dead ends. And I was like, okay, thank you.

• 21:46Speaker 01

  My feelings hurt, thank you.

• 21:48Speaker 04

  Yeah, I actually thought my hair looked good. She like gave me a bob, like I went from like long hair to like bob and I was like.

• 21:54Speaker 01

  She said just like a little off the top.

• 21:55Speaker 04

  Yes. And then she goes, she goes, did you want bangs? And I was like, I'm trying to grow them out. I look in the mirror and they're like super short. I was like. She cut my bangs and I was like, oh.

• 22:05Speaker 01

  Hey, I'd be mad.

• 22:05Speaker 04

  Yeah. And then she was like, and then I was like, so just to clarify, I'm wearing a wig in the show, right? And she's like, right. And I was like.

• 22:12Speaker 01

  Yeah, I was just practicing.

• 22:13Speaker 04

  She literally was like, she was like, you're welcome. I was like, okay.

• 22:17Speaker 01

  And then she goes, yeah, I don't even work here. So I'm actually not sure.

• 22:20Speaker 04

  Honestly, I would have been surprised, would not have been surprised. I was really shocked. It was okay.

• 22:27Speaker 01

  So many, because I was talking about you advocating for yourself and you said, I just gave me a new hairdo. I was like, oh.

• 22:33Speaker 04

  And meanwhile, I said, thank you. Like, I did. I left with a smile on my face.

• 22:37Speaker 01

  I'm wearing a wig, though, right? She goes, yeah.

• 22:40Speaker 04

  I was like, okay, no, I, yeah, I'm not, I'm working on it. I'm working on it. Younger me was better at advocating for myself. I'm working on it again.

• 22:48Speaker 01

  So I went in my room.

• 22:51Speaker 01

  And I'm like, I'm gonna find these people. I looked up the email address. I found a world of wonder at dot net. Yeah. So I just wrote some random at that email to who it may concern. I am tired of these fat girls getting on your show crying about being fat. I'm not getting charged. I did. I was talking shit. I'm not getting charged, chucking you a bucket. I can show you better than I can tell you. Here's my pictures, my phone number. Give a bitch a call.

• 23:16Speaker 01

  I didn't know they were casting, girl. You just wrote hate mail? I just wrote hate mail. Because I was mad. Talking shit. I was mad. And. And they called me two days later talking about, we loved your email.

• 23:32Speaker 01

  That's so much, oh. I was like. You forgetting you sent it. Completely. You sent it in a rage. In a rage and didn't think nothing else about it. And they called me talking about, we loved your email. We want you to get your tape in like ASAP. Damn. They said, get that girl in my office. That part. I was like. She's gonna be a star. I wrote them on a Tuesday. Mm hmm. They wrote me, called me on Thursday. Damn. And they wanted my tape in by Monday. Shit. Okay. I was like, girl, I got bookings all weekend. I am busy. I ain't got time for this. Yeah. And she was like, don't worry about making it pretty. Just answer the prompts and show us your closet and send it. Yeah, they just want to see you, your personality.

• 24:16Speaker 01

  And baby, there was one old tape. RuPaul remembers my tape very, very vividly because. Is that a good thing or a bad thing? It was horrible, girl. All you saw was teeth and eyes because it was dark because I did my whole tape on a Yahoo webcam.

• 24:32Speaker 01

  I'm telling you, it ain't about all the production value. It's just about you. You don't know the fight I fought.

• 24:41Speaker 01

  You don't understand. So, yeah, but they, they loved my tape. And then boop, boop, boop, boop, I got on my first try and I wasn't even trying. I was just talking shit.

• 24:52Speaker 03

  Necking in general is so wild. Like when LA opened up and that day that it opened up, I was in High Tops in WeHo. And they have some bomb salads at High Tops in WeHo. I will say it's, it's random, but they do. And I was eating this buffalo chicken salad, standing up. It was packed because LA had just opened. And this guy comes up to head on me and his opening line though was, um, wow, you really don't eat that salad confidently. And I was like, okay, new insecurity just dropped. Like what? I was like, I didn't even know there was a right way to eat salad, like let alone that I wasn't doing it confidently. And then he proceeded to try and hit on me and I was like, no, like you started off on

• 25:29Speaker 01

  I thought you were bullying me.

• 25:30Speaker 03

  Crazy plays and like, it was so, it's so wild. Like, and I'm sure like you know exactly what I'm talking about.

• 25:37Speaker 01

  Yeah, men nagging.

• 25:38Speaker 03

  Yeah. And I don't know why people think that this is a viable plan.

• 25:42Speaker 01

  I know. What's, what's the plan after?

• 25:45Speaker 03

  To talk to them.

• 25:46Speaker 01

  Yeah. If I end up standing here longer, what happens after?

• 25:49Speaker 03

  You just hurt my feelings. I don't want to talk to you anymore.

• 25:53Speaker 01

  Hey, fuck you.

• 25:55Speaker 04

  And then sometimes I watch movies that come out now and I'm like, I could do that.

• 26:01Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 26:01Speaker 04

  Well, that, that is the worst part of this whole industry. It's like, first of all, I haven't even gotten auditioned. It's not even, oh, I didn't get that. They were like, we don't need to see her.

• 26:10Speaker 01

  And you see this commercial that's just, you're like, why couldn't I do that?

• 26:15Speaker 04

  Why was I not allowed to audition for Husky Girl with Bangs in Trident commercial? I wasn't even good enough to be seen for that? I'm a classically trained, I have a BFA from NYU. I wasn't allowed to audition for Husky Girl with Bangs in Trident commercial? Like, it feels very crazy. And we have friends now who will, they'll see a casting that they're not invited to do. And for example, it'll be like, we want a Jordan Myrick type, but Jordan's not been asked to audition. I was not called in for the audition, but they're looking for someone that does. And it's like, so yeah, it's really warped and weird and

• 26:46Speaker 01

  It's like all of this without you.

• 26:49Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 26:49Speaker 01

  Put it on someone else.

• 26:50Speaker 04

  Really hurtful. Really hurtful. Yeah. And then they always cast a model. It's always a model. It's always a model. There's this woman at my gym and she, every time she sees me, this is like the fourth time that she's done it. She's like, I know you probably hate your hair. I know you probably hate it, but I love it. She's like, no, I think it is so cute. It is so cute. I know you really probably hate it though.

• 27:17Speaker 01

  I know you hate that shit.

• 27:18Speaker 04

  I'm like, wait, I'm actually, this is like,

• 27:21Speaker 02

  I want my hair to look like this. I'm like, wait. And I'm like, oh.

• 27:25Speaker 01

  You're, I've actually never felt more confident about my hair.

• 27:27Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm like, actually, wait, I really like you right now. I'm like, wait, should I shave it off again? Like, I don't know. So I'm like, oh.

• 27:33Speaker 01

  You hate your hair.

• 27:34Speaker 02

  This is like, I'm not, this is like the third or fourth time she's done this. Like, I, I see her at like multiple times. Like, the first time it was like, your hair is so cute. Your little curls. And then it like progressively got like more and more like, like now I feel like she's gonna be like, oh, your hair, I know you cannot fucking stand it. Like, I feel like it's just gonna get worse every time I see this woman.

• 27:52Speaker 01

  So here she comes, ugly haircut girl.

• 27:57Speaker 02

  I'm like, what the, what did I do? But it's, it's like, and I don't even know how to respond in that moment because she's so, she's genuinely so nice. Like, I really don't think she realizes like.

• 28:05Speaker 01

  They're not meaning to be rude at all.

• 28:06Speaker 02

  I'm like, you know what, girl? Yeah, I love my fuck ass haircut, I guess. You know, whatever. Yeah, you're right. You're right. Some lenses, I'm like, you hate me.

• 28:14Speaker 01

  Oh, a hundred percent. By the way, some friend's lenses. A friend just took a picture of me. He was like, Owen, I want to take some press photos of you. I was like, this is a mid, free press photo? Great. Delete. I'm not getting, and block. I'm not getting, block you as a friend. I couldn't believe the photos he took. How rude. No, seriously, they're really offensive. I, I, I don't know. I don't know what he thought, what he thought. I was. Are you mad at me or something?

• 28:38Speaker 01

  No, literally. I did something to your mother. I don't know what I did though. I'm trying to figure. It was so rude. I know there's some pictures, like some lenses, I'm like, oh man, I probably look terrible. And then when I watch it back, I'm like, oh my God, I look stunning. Totally. And then some, I'm like, I felt so good that day. And I watch it back and I'm like, oh my God. You guys just let me leave the house looking like that? Totally. Oh, Jesus Christ. And then there's the worst, which is when a friend takes a photo of you. Yeah. Sends it to you and it's already face tuned. And you're like, wait, what? You're like, you really think I needed it? Can I see the original? You're like, I looked that bad? Why do, it's like a face app. I'm like, kiss two.

• 29:19Speaker 04

  It was subtle. I'm like Hollywood four. I'm like looking like insane.

• 29:22Speaker 01

  It's that bold glamour.

• 29:23Speaker 04

  Totally, totally, totally. I'm like, I have eyelashes to the seal. I'm like, I don't think I have my eyelashes intact. Like, why'd you put them on me? It's really offensive. I used to work front desk at a hotel. I think a lot of people don't know that about me, but I was working.

• 29:37Speaker 01

  You were like a front desk girl at just a regular like chain hotel?

• 29:40Speaker 04

  Hotel chain hotel. I was there from seven AM to eleven PM and at eleven thirty when I got home, I would, that camera was out.

• 29:48Speaker 01

  You're crazy.

• 29:50Speaker 04

  Yeah, I was literally suffering.

• 29:51Speaker 01

  What was your, what was your other job? You were working at the hotel?

• 29:54Speaker 04

  Yeah, it was just two front desk hotel jobs.

• 29:56Speaker 01

  Damn, you were just bouncing between them?

• 29:58Speaker 04

  Yeah, I was just bouncing between them. Like, girl, I had to get my money up somehow.

• 30:01Speaker 01

  Look at you.

• 30:02Speaker 04

  Yeah, for sure.

• 30:03Speaker 01

  Well, and that's, that's a testament too to wanting to make this work also, which I've also told people. I've, I've mentioned before that like, nothing's gonna stop you if you really wanna do it, no matter how busy you are.

• 30:15Speaker 04

  You're gonna make something, yeah, you're gonna make it shake for sure.

• 30:18Speaker 06

  We need to talk.

• 30:19Speaker 01

  Let's.

• 30:19Speaker 06

  About where we are right now.

• 30:20Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 30:21Speaker 06

  We are at the Spotify offices, okay? Now, tell me why there's seventeen addresses. I'm getting emails going, hey, you're going to, to this building, but you're gonna wanna put in this building if you're Ubering. These are the train stop. Then I go, I show up at one office building. It's not the right office building.

• 30:35Speaker 01

  Right.

• 30:35Speaker 06

  Man turns me away. Then I go to what's it, an H and M. I end up at an H and M. I'm in a shopping center.

• 30:40Speaker 01

  You're listening to house music.

• 30:41Speaker 06

  I'm listening to house music at H and M with the thin people. I am in a museum of thin people.

• 30:47Speaker 01

  Right.

• 30:47Speaker 06

  At H and M. Then I have to speak with a police officer. I went up to a member of the NYPD and shout out.

• 30:52Speaker 01

  And that's how you know it's bad.

• 30:53Speaker 06

  That's when you know things are bad. If I'm talking to the cops, something has gone wrong. And I said, hey, I'm looking for Spotify. He said, oh, yeah, classic. Then he sends me around the corner. I go up to the welcome desk. I go, hey, guy shakes my hand. I go, okay. I go, hell, yeah. Hey, sir, I'm going to Spotify. He goes, they have their own desk. I go, of course they do.

• 31:12Speaker 01

  No, perfect.

• 31:13Speaker 06

  I go to the Spotify desk, I do a retina scan, I give my pronouns. They made me give my pronouns. I give my pronouns, my political affiliation, my social. They take a picture of me on three little cameras, they send me to an elevator where I'm not allowed to press the buttons.

• 31:26Speaker 01

  Did they ask if you're an organ donor too?

• 31:27Speaker 06

  Basically, and then they send me up in a, the elevator sends me up, I don't get to push buttons. Then I get to Spotify, I have to give my pronouns again. I give my pronouns to people working at desk. I'm ripping jokes to them, I said, "You guys run this shit like the Navy, huh?" I said, "This is fucking ridiculous."

• 31:41Speaker 01

  It's a treasure map.

• 31:42Speaker 06

  Weapons, it's a treasure map. And then, one of the, one of the people working here, God love them, I go, I go, "God, you guys run this like fucking Fort Knox?" And she goes, "Yeah, it's the World Trade Center."

• 31:52Speaker 01

  And you said?

• 31:53Speaker 06

  I went, "Hey, my bad, hey, my bad, actually."

• 31:56Speaker 01

  That's me not reading the room.

• 31:58Speaker 06

  How quickly we forget.

• 32:01Speaker 01

  Oh, it's never forget, until...

• 32:03Speaker 06

  They said the World Trade thing, I said, "He/him, my bad, he/him." Just, just he/him, thank you.

• 32:08Speaker 01

  And you said, "And I'm also gay, so careful what you say next."

• 32:10Speaker 06

  I said, "He/him homosexual, thank you." I turned my, I changed my tune real quick.

• 32:14Speaker 01

  What would you say is the most randomly but fucking cool moment you've had since, uh, going through this last year? Where you're like, "That is crazy and so awesome, I can't wait to tell someone."

• 32:26Speaker 05

  I mean, it, I met the Pope.

• 32:30Speaker 01

  Did you really?

• 32:33Speaker 01

  The old one?

• 32:34Speaker 05

  Like, I literally, yeah.

• 32:37Speaker 01

  The one that just passed over?

• 32:38Speaker 05

  Yes, yes, yes, rest his, God, what is it, may, God rest his soul?

• 32:44Speaker 01

  That's crazy, what a crazy answer. Oh, the Pope, probably, yeah, probably.

• 32:48Speaker 05

  Yeah, like, I went to his house.

• 32:51Speaker 01

  What the fuck are you doing at Pope Francis's house? Is that his name? I don't even know. Are you getting nervous, like, I'm Catholic, I'm not?

• 32:58Speaker 05

  Yeah, like, I sat with him for an hour.

• 33:04Speaker 01

  Damn, what were you guys kidding about?

• 33:06Speaker 05

  I mean, and we were talking about the, the importance of, um, cultural change for queer and trans people, particularly in families.

• 33:17Speaker 04

  And and I we know that the Catholic Church does have an impact in a lot of people's families.

• 33:23Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 33:24Speaker 04

  No matter how you feel about the the Catholic Church, rightfully so. Myself included.

• 33:30Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 33:31Speaker 04

  Um, I I did say yes to the invitation.

• 33:34Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 33:35Speaker 04

  To go speak with him um and to show him what it looks like when a trans woman is loved.

• 33:41Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 33:41Speaker 04

  And uplifted and accepted and celebrated um and accomplished.

• 33:47Speaker 01

  Fucking cool. You're so fucking cool. What the fuck? She's like, well, yeah, obviously I went to the Pope to go tell him about trans people. What the fuck, bitch? What are you talking about?

• 33:57Speaker 04

  Yeah, it was.

• 33:58Speaker 01

  Damn, I'm over here telling men to suck my wiener and that's what you're doing.

• 34:01Speaker 04

  Yeah, no, but thanks to thanks to Glad. Glad um organized that trip.

• 34:06Speaker 01

  That is so fucking crazy.

• 34:08Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 34:09Speaker 01

  Yeah, I'd list that too. Two truths and a lie. Your two truths and a lie is gonna go crazy. Say, I've sat with Pope Francis and talked about trans rights. Um, I hate broccoli and I love the color yellow.

• 34:20Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 34:20Speaker 01

  You once ran a half marathon and then performed in two Broadway shows on the same day.

• 34:25Speaker 04

  That's right.

• 34:26Speaker 01

  So that's where we circle back to American Ninja Warrior. That's you.

• 34:29Speaker 04

  That's.

• 34:30Speaker 01

  A half marathon and two shows?

• 34:31Speaker 04

  Yes. I had made, I, this is a pattern. I made a promise to myself that if I finished the race in time to get ready for the two shows, I would go and do the two shows. And I finished in time. I think it was like an hour and thirty something um minutes. And it was still early, so I went home, had a shower, got ready and went to the two shows.

• 34:51Speaker 01

  Insane. You're actually, you're like.

• 34:54Speaker 04

  That was an insane moment.

• 34:56Speaker 01

  The way you're like saying how you uh motivate yourself, it sounds like, you know, when you have little kids and you're like, let's see how fast you can go get my water. Ten, nine, eight. You're like, okay, if I can do this in ten minutes. You Denzel Washington in the Equalizer. Four minutes. Clock it.

• 35:11Speaker 04

  Clock it, yeah.

• 35:11Speaker 01

  That's so crazy. How was the half marathon?

• 35:13Speaker 04

  It was, actually, it was really fun.

• 35:15Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 35:16Speaker 04

  Uh, doing the first show, because I'd never done a half marathon before.

• 35:21Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 35:22Speaker 04

  I had trained for it and I, but I had never done it competitively. Your body does a different thing when it's competing.

• 35:27Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 35:28Speaker 04

  It like flushes your system with adrenaline.

• 35:31Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 35:31Speaker 04

  And you're, you don't realize how fast you're moving.

• 35:34Speaker 01

  Yeah, like too fast out of your pace.

• 35:36Speaker 04

  You move much faster than you would if you were just training. So I had moved a lot faster, which meant that my body had to do much more recovery and it starts immediately.

• 35:45Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 35:46Speaker 04

  The moment you stop, your body goes, oh, thank you. And starts to cool down. The muscles start to tighten up. And the first thing I do in the show is get down on my knees. I remember going, huh.

• 35:59Speaker 04

  How am I gonna get up?

• 36:02Speaker 04

  Oh, my god.

• 36:03Speaker 01

  You've been stuck. That would be crazy.

• 36:05Speaker 04

  And I'm playing at this point, a fourteen year old. I was like, I have no spring in my step. I can't get up. And there was a step behind me and I remember having to try to use the step to get up because my knees and my thighs had seized up underneath me.

• 36:21Speaker 01

  Oh, my god.

• 36:22Speaker 04

  It was crazy.

• 36:23Speaker 01

  Oh, my god.

• 36:24Speaker 04

  So, running the race, lovely. After the race, something else.

• 36:28Speaker 01

  Something else entirely. That being said, I did finish both.

• 36:31Speaker 04

  Did finish both.

• 36:31Speaker 01

  And got a standing ovation both times.

• 36:33Speaker 04

  Absolutely. Did finish both.

• 36:34Speaker 01

  Neither here nor there.

• 36:37Speaker 02

  People have not changed. They're still crazy.

• 36:39Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's true.

• 36:39Speaker 02

  We're just getting a little bit of a different type of crazy.

• 36:41Speaker 01

  I agree. Or people are just getting more, like, I feel like, and maybe you agree with this. With this new scary era, this newer scary era.

• 36:50Speaker 04

  The scare.

• 36:50Speaker 01

  Many, many of them have been scarras. Yeah, for a minute. Um, I feel like now more than ever is the time to experience joy.

• 36:58Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 36:58Speaker 01

  Like, cause it's almost like, well, the world's ending.

• 37:00Speaker 04

  Yeah. Uh, what else are we gonna do? No, a hundred percent. I've also, I think I'm done, I'm done changing people's minds.

• 37:07Speaker 01

  For real?

• 37:08Speaker 04

  I'm like, if you wanna come onto my platform, giggle, laugh.

• 37:12Speaker 02

  Maybe start to change the way that you see things on your own.

• 37:15Speaker 01

  Right.

• 37:16Speaker 02

  We can kiki all day sweetheart. If you expect me to do more work.

• 37:21Speaker 01

  Right.

• 37:22Speaker 02

  Honey, we've put in the work.

• 37:23Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 37:23Speaker 02

  I've done as much as I can do and I genuinely think to my core, there, at this point, we've just seen people, there are people who don't want to change. You laugh, I'm gonna laugh.

• 37:31Speaker 01

  For real.

• 37:31Speaker 02

  I'm still gonna be prettier than you and, and that's fine.

• 37:33Speaker 01

  And that's our journey in life.

• 37:35Speaker 02

  We just have to say it out loud.

• 37:37Speaker 01

  That's just.

• 37:38Speaker 02

  Stop denying it.

• 37:39Speaker 01

  We all need to come to terms with it.

• 37:40Speaker 02

  It's not a matter of.

• 37:41Speaker 01

  It'll be a lot easier that way.

• 37:42Speaker 02

  Thank you.

• 37:43Speaker 01

  I don't like any sea creatures really, like, they all kinda scare me. Hate birds. They scare me.

• 37:48Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 37:49Speaker 01

  Yeah, birds are, like, have you ever seen that thing about how they say crows remember faces? Like, crows have, like, facial recognition. Could that be the government? Who knows, but.

• 37:57Speaker 05

  That's true.

• 37:58Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 37:59Speaker 05

  They're the first drones.

• 38:00Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, just like pigeons.

• 38:02Speaker 05

  And I've seen, and what's sad about pigeons is they were first, like, grown to be eaten.

• 38:07Speaker 01

  Right.

• 38:08Speaker 05

  And then they got out of control, right? We were like, oh, shoot, when you, like, breed, uh, food that flies.

• 38:14Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 38:15Speaker 05

  It's hard to catch them, right, and control them. They didn't think about that.

• 38:18Speaker 01

  Even though they didn't.

• 38:19Speaker 05

  They were like, oh, shoot. So then they were like, let's try to make them send mail. Right? That's the second part. I know way too much about pigeons. By the way, I didn't really have human friends until maybe like 10, so pigeons, I've hung out with a lot of them.

• 38:33Speaker 01

  You and pigeons are real close.

• 38:34Speaker 05

  So I'm trying not to act offended that you're, you're like afraid of my.

• 38:40Speaker 05

  Afraid of my family, actually.

• 38:42Speaker 01

  That's your family, that's your kin, my bad.

• 38:44Speaker 05

  That was my first chosen family. But whatever. Crows though, crows do, because I've seen crows follow people.

• 38:52Speaker 01

  Right.

• 38:52Speaker 05

  And peck at them.

• 38:53Speaker 01

  Yeah, and they remember if you're, like, mean to them. If you harm, like, a crow, like, they memorize your face, so they'll come and look for you later on.

• 39:00Speaker 05

  And that, you know what, like, you shouldn't be harming a crow though.

• 39:03Speaker 01

  I know. I mean, that's what they get, that's karma. I'm just saying, that's kinda shocking.

• 39:08Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 39:08Speaker 01

  To find out birds can do that.

• 39:09Speaker 05

  A person should be taken down if they have enough strength and, like.

• 39:13Speaker 01

  High to her crow, because crows fly, right? That is a person dangerous to humans, too. Take them down, take them down. I agree. That's actually such a good point. You know what? I take back what I said about your chosen family. I'm sorry about that. Okay, Andrew's next fun fact, it says you were a financial intern for Congress.

• 39:35Speaker 07

  I was hoping you got out here those.

• 39:37Speaker 01

  Girl, what are you doing in Congress?

• 39:41Speaker 07

  No, that was really, it was such an interesting time in my life. Even just like the idea of being a finance major was a lot at the time.

• 39:51Speaker 01

  Well, yes.

• 39:52Speaker 07

  Well, correct. Yeah, I decided to take an unpaid internship a senior year of college. I went to school in Baltimore, so I still had to take the train every day or twice a week. And yeah, I was working on the Financial Services Committee. I was just sitting in on their meetings and I was like.

• 40:09Speaker 01

  Not absorbing anything.

• 40:11Speaker 07

  Taking notes.

• 40:12Speaker 01

  Pretending to take notes.

• 40:14Speaker 07

  Taking notes and would have to like brief different congresspeople on like what was being said if they had to miss the the hearing. And I'm like, I'm not.

• 40:21Speaker 01

  So you're just like a meeting attender?

• 40:22Speaker 07

  Yeah, I was, I was literally a meeting attender. And then I was also like working for different people in Congress, just like answering phones and just like getting screamed at. The people are screaming about, and I'm writing, this is the thing, all right? You want to talk about the government? I don't, but let's talk about the government. I'm the one, I was the one that was writing the letters back to people. I was formatting these things. People were calling me about their taxes. I had to be emailing them like, I'm so sorry to hear that that's how you feel about your taxes. Like the congressperson, the congresspeople didn't even know.

• 40:54Speaker 01

  Yeah, and they don't care.

• 40:55Speaker 07

  Fell on a 21 year old that wasn't being paid.

• 40:57Speaker 01

  A 21 year old twink.

• 40:59Speaker 07

  Twink, no.

• 41:01Speaker 07

  A 21 year old twink in a suit, all right? On Grindr.

• 41:06Speaker 01

  On Grindr, on office hours.

• 41:08Speaker 07

  No, thank you, honey. I probably was on Grindr at the time.

• 41:10Speaker 01

  I bet there was a ton of hits in fucking Congress.

• 41:13Speaker 07

  Oh, absolutely. And no, because you know what? They wouldn't be showing face. They would be DL. That's torso. Torso, torso and suit. Torso and suit, I think it would be, yeah, for sure. Yeah, but yeah, I worked in. Congress.

• 41:28Speaker 07

  Who's to say? Who's to say?

• 41:31Speaker 01

  What could have happened?

• 41:32Speaker 07

  Yeah, I thought that was my big break.

• 41:35Speaker 07

  Talking about big breaks.

• 41:37Speaker 01

  This one says that Erica's dream man is Joe Jonas.

• 41:40Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 41:40Speaker 06

  Not true. Not true. Scott is her man.

• 41:44Speaker 01

  False.

• 41:47Speaker 04

  You know, it changes. Sometimes it changes. Like, right now, no. A couple of months ago, yeah, you know, it just kind of changes.

• 41:55Speaker 06

  Because if it changes often.

• 41:59Speaker 06

  What about me?

• 42:00Speaker 01

  Yeah, he's like, well, I can't grow my hair back that fast.

• 42:02Speaker 04

  He's sitting right here.

• 42:02Speaker 06

  I can't sing. I can't play guitar, and I don't have any brothers, so.

• 42:07Speaker 01

  So I'm kind of 0 for 3.

• 42:11Speaker 01

  Have you met the Jonas Brothers?

• 42:13Speaker 04

  I have.

• 42:13Speaker 01

  Me too.

• 42:14Speaker 04

  I have.

• 42:14Speaker 01

  How was it?

• 42:15Speaker 04

  How was your vibe? No, let me ask you first.

• 42:17Speaker 01

  It was, it was cool. We'll talk about it for real after, but it was cool.

• 42:26Speaker 04

  We will first start talking about it for real.

• 42:28Speaker 01

  It was, it was cool. They were really nice.

• 42:31Speaker 06

  The groups of, I guess they're not people. The groups of organisms that I appeal to most, I think, are animals and babies. Well, I guess babies are people, but.

• 42:40Speaker 01

  They are almost people.

• 42:42Speaker 06

  Almost, yeah, yeah, yeah. But like, I feel like there's something that just.

• 42:48Speaker 01

  Something about your spirit that speaks.

• 42:49Speaker 06

  They're like, like babies will see me and they're like, like, like perplexed.

• 42:56Speaker 06

  Which I think is partially like the hair.

• 42:57Speaker 01

  Hair, yeah.

• 42:58Speaker 06

  It's just a lot.

• 42:59Speaker 01

  Just the, just the vibe.

• 43:00Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 43:01Speaker 01

  Oh, that's good, though. What's your, do you love animals? Do you like animals?

• 43:03Speaker 06

  I love animals.

• 43:04Speaker 01

  What's your favorite animal?

• 43:05Speaker 06

  My cat, Cooper.

• 43:07Speaker 01

  Oh, what a great answer. What kind of cat?

• 43:09Speaker 06

  Uh, he's just a little guy. He's.

• 43:12Speaker 01

  Fucking guy? I don't know.

• 43:13Speaker 06

  He's a Siberian, so he's a big fluffy guy. But yeah, it's like, yeah, I, I'm getting better with people, but like babies and babies and animals, I'm like.

• 43:23Speaker 01

  That's what you're. Vibing with.

• 43:25Speaker 06

  I'm in the pocket.

• 43:27Speaker 01

  They love me.

• 43:28Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah.

• 43:29Speaker 04

  But growing up, we didn't, they didn't have words for ADD because I was like a girl. So they were just like, she's nuts, you know?

• 43:35Speaker 04

  They, my mom, but even she cared so much because my sister like can just like hyper focus in a book. Like we could be, there's this one horrible family member we have. We're in like a car. It's like this big family fight. I won't tell details. Love you, mom. But basically like I'm crying. My mom and dad are yelling. I look over at Candace locked in just in a book, just literally like flipping pages. Can't even hear us. And at that moment I was just like, it's just unfair.

• 43:57Speaker 01

  That must be so nice.

• 43:58Speaker 04

  I know. I don't have that. So they put me in like reading class where I was like, my mom paid money for me to go to a class that every single week their one thing was put your finger under the line. And I go, I'm here for hours and that's all you're teaching me? Can you imagine? Did I learn? I learned that I hate, you know what I learned from that class? I fucking hate reading. And then I learned that, but I love reading now. Now I love reading because reading is listening and walking around and cleaning.

• 44:22Speaker 01

  And, and you know what? That is reading.

• 44:24Speaker 04

  Do you sit down to read?

• 44:25Speaker 01

  Yeah, for the most part. I have a Kindle.

• 44:27Speaker 04

  I'm jealous of it.

• 44:28Speaker 01

  I love a Kindle.

• 44:28Speaker 04

  I do love books now. I really, really do.

• 44:30Speaker 01

  Oh, that's good. I'm so glad. What can you tell about a certain drink? Are there any drinks when you're like, oh yeah, of course you drink that?

• 44:37Speaker 06

  It's more like, I, I would say it's less, it was less like what drink you had and like how you ordered it.

• 44:45Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 44:45Speaker 06

  Do you know what I mean? It's like ordering a, ordering a dirty martini is not like bad.

• 44:51Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 44:51Speaker 06

  And like doesn't really say much about you, but someone being like, give me the fucking nastiest martini you've ever fucking made in your life is like, what are you trying to prove? There's something like you could tell when someone, because like dirty martinis, I think, I don't know if it happened over here, but like that, that was like a big thing in New York, like right towards the end of my bartending. And people were obsessed with being like, being like, can you take a fucking shit in my martini? Like just wanting, yeah, like.

• 45:11Speaker 01

  As many olives as you can give me.

• 45:13Speaker 06

  And being like down girl, like stop, you know what I mean?

• 45:15Speaker 01

  Chill.

• 45:16Speaker 06

  Or like, like men who be. Like, just being like old fashioned and it's like that, there's like a certain like performance to it. It was more about like how you would perform the order than it was the actual drink.

• 45:26Speaker 01

  That's true.

• 45:27Speaker 06

  I like was, I would love so hard for like some guy walk up and I'd be like, Pinot Grigio. Like, you know, like that would be so, I'm like, yeah.

• 45:33Speaker 01

  I love a Pinot.

• 45:34Speaker 04

  I had somebody tell me the other day, I saw this post and they said that lesbian women need the relationship that straight women have with gay men, like we need to have that with straight men. Sign me up for a war. Take me anywhere else. Take, like.

• 45:50Speaker 01

  Um, I disagree.

• 45:52Speaker 04

  Women, women are still with men and somehow we get put with men now.

• 45:56Speaker 01

  They're like, well, you guys have a lot in common, you go over there.

• 45:59Speaker 04

  Uh-uh.

• 46:00Speaker 01

  No, I think men need less friends and more time out.

• 46:04Speaker 01

  They need to be put in time out.

• 46:05Speaker 04

  In a corner.

• 46:06Speaker 01

  Yeah, somewhere. Just go, go stand there, think about your decisions, think about your choices.

• 46:11Speaker 04

  There's, they say male loneliness.

• 46:14Speaker 01

  Right.

• 46:14Speaker 04

  I'm like, there's not enough of it. We need a lot more seclusion and we need a few islands.

• 46:19Speaker 01

  That's like that joke, I saw a meme where it said, men suffer in silence and quotes and then it said, then why am I always hearing about it? Which I, that's one of those jokes where I'm like, fuck, I should have made fun of, I should have made that one.

• 46:30Speaker 04

  And also when, about what, what are they going through? Tell, tell me one thing, ever.

• 46:35Speaker 01

  It says, you got your first script deal by pretending to be a courier sent to deliver a script to the president of HBO Kansas.

• 46:42Speaker 04

  Yes, it wasn't, it wasn't a script deal, it was an option deal, which is their option to sell it for a deal. I got like a thousand dollars for it. But basically I would just print my script at work for free. Um, and they had all good supplies at work because I was, I was an accountant.

• 46:58Speaker 01

  Well, they gave you the free laptop, they have to have good printers, yeah.

• 47:01Speaker 04

  Full, full supply room, I'm talking highlighters, pads, different types, envelopes, stapler, stapler. You know, just, just like all the good stuff.

• 47:12Speaker 01

  Right.

• 47:13Speaker 04

  So I printed it and I just looked up like who makes TV, because again, I knew nothing about stand, this is like before I'd seen much. I haven't even gone down like the dive, I was like, oh, people who had shows uh, were standups and they wrote, so I should have a show. Like this is all my math.

• 47:31Speaker 01

  I honestly envy it. I think you've got a great mindset.

• 47:34Speaker 04

  Thank you.

• 47:34Speaker 01

  You're all like, "I could just, I could just do it."

• 47:36Speaker 04

  Yeah, and I had stories. So I wrote it, I printed it, I put it in envelopes, and I just like went to these offices. I had no, you know, I just said, "Oh, the president asked, you know, to read it." And they would be like, "There's no president." I'm like, "I'm just a courier, I don't know." And so they would, I guess, get it to the office in some way, and I guess, you know, whoever was tasked with reading, you know, one of my, uh, my thing got some recognition to the point of getting an option.

• 48:04Speaker 01

  You're literally a genius.

• 48:06Speaker 04

  Yeah, which didn't go anywhere, but what it did get me was representat-, like actually into the business a little bit.

• 48:11Speaker 01

  Absolutely. Especially if you're just pretending to be your own delivery person.

• 48:15Speaker 04

  Yeah, I'm just like, "Well, I don't know, whoever runs..." You know, I had, I didn't look into the company. I literally just looked up, like, I Googled the address, like, I didn't know, you know, anything more than the building that it was in. Like, I would, I'm talking to the security desk.

• 48:29Speaker 01

  I think you're my hero, dude.

• 48:31Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 48:31Speaker 01

  I really do. I just really, I genuinely admire that you're just like, "What am I, like, it's fucking hard? Just fucking walk in there and do it."

• 48:39Speaker 04

  No, I thought it was, I, I, I didn't think it was, but I was like, "How else do you mail these places?" Like, there's no way to, like, mail it. Like, I was just thinking logistically.

• 48:50Speaker 01

  Right.

• 48:51Speaker 04

  So it's in the envelope. I just bring it there.

• 48:54Speaker 01

  No, that, you're literally, that's why I said, "You're a genius." Like, I'd, I'd never thought about something like that.

• 48:59Speaker 04

  Yeah, and then, um, yeah, and now, you know, a million terrible people will, "You don't have it, save yourself some time."

• 49:08Speaker 01

  Very true. That's actually very good advice. Please take that.

• 49:11Speaker 04

  Yeah, honestly, save your life, save yourself some time.

• 49:15Speaker 01

  I think that whenever, uh, people have critiques about comics, like longstanding comics, in the sense of saying, like, they're not funny, I'm always like, "Well..."

• 49:27Speaker 04

  Welcome to 215 Maple Drive. We just put this property on the market.

• 49:33Speaker 03

  Love the crown molding.

• 49:34Speaker 04

  Oh, wait until you see the walk-in closets and the bathroom tile.

• 49:38Speaker 03

  Does it have Verizon FiOS? You know, 100% fiber internet?

• 49:42Speaker 04

  No FiOS, but it looks...

• 49:43Speaker 06

  Looks like it's got cable. Let's check out the kitchen. No files? Yeah, no, thank you. Don't you want to see the rest? Okay, bye bye. Dip your eyes on files because when you're moving, it's 100% or nothing.

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• 50:29Speaker 01

  I mean, I think I'm kind of funny.

• 50:30Speaker 04

  No, exactly.

• 50:31Speaker 01

  There is a little bit of validity to it.

• 50:33Speaker 04

  No, exactly. But in this case, it's like you guys didn't think it. If you're thinking of it because you heard it from me, you didn't think of it. So you already don't have it.

• 50:41Speaker 01

  That's true.

• 50:42Speaker 04

  You know what I mean? It's already, you're starting on original.

• 50:45Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 50:46Speaker 04

  So then just...

• 50:47Speaker 01

  Out the gate, so don't even worry about it.

• 50:48Speaker 04

  Yeah, just stop there.

• 50:50Speaker 01

  You realized you were gay when you were 25 while watching a Lifetime movie.

• 50:54Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's right.

• 50:55Speaker 01

  Which Lifetime movie was it?

• 50:56Speaker 04

  The Truth About Jane. I don't know if you've ever heard of it.

• 50:59Speaker 01

  I don't think so.

• 51:01Speaker 04

  It's Dr. Channing, who plays Rizzo in Grease.

• 51:04Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 51:05Speaker 04

  Was the mom and her like 16 year old daughter realizes she's gay and has a mentor at school, a teacher who's gay. And as I described it, the 16 year old comes out to her mom and her mom's like boo. And then by the end of the movie, she's like yay. And I was like, and that's the movie. But I had had, you know, it was weird. It was, I talk about how it was just different times. When I was 25, it was like YouTube was just starting.

• 51:35Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 51:36Speaker 04

  There was no Will and Grace. Or maybe it just come out.

• 51:42Speaker 04

  The L word had just come out, like, but when I was growing up, there was none of that.

• 51:46Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 51:46Speaker 04

  Stuff, you know, none of that, uh, representation. So I never like saw myself in anything and, and I just grew up in a very small town that I did not know one gay person. I did not see a gay person hold hands till I was in college.

• 52:01Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 52:01Speaker 04

  Um, so I was just very naive to that world and knowing what that was in myself. Uh, and so when I moved to LA, it was starting to bubble up. I was starting to feel the thing and that you're kind of like fighting like, this cannot be. I have to, I haven't found the right man, which is insane.

• 52:20Speaker 01

  And every time you say, you gag a little.

• 52:21Speaker 04

  Yeah, like now it seems like crazy that that was even a possibility.

• 52:26Speaker 01

  Right.

• 52:26Speaker 04

  Um, and then I was watching that movie and just something about seeing this person. Who's young, being brave enough to like come out, made me go at the end of the movie. I was like, oh my God, I'm, I'm gay and I.

• 52:40Speaker 01

  That's beautiful.

• 52:41Speaker 04

  Said it out loud for the first time.

• 52:43Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 52:43Speaker 04

  And it was what kind of cemented it for me of like, oh, this is real.

• 52:47Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 52:48Speaker 04

  And so my joke was, you know, they say that, uh, having gay people in movies will make people gay and they're right.

• 52:57Speaker 01

  And in my case, you are correct.

• 52:59Speaker 04

  You're right.

• 53:00Speaker 01

  Okay, one out of a million.

• 53:03Speaker 01

  This, in this particular case, you are right.

• 53:05Speaker 04

  Yup.

• 53:06Speaker 01

  You're a huge fan of the Percy Jackson book series?

• 53:08Speaker 06

  Percy Jackson saved my life.

• 53:11Speaker 06

  Yeah, I don't understand, but that's my older brother, bro. Like, I'm the oldest.

• 53:14Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 53:14Speaker 06

  And I was going through like, like my childhood wasn't the best and I'm just, I opened a book and escaped and I was like, if Percy's battling the God of War. You know what I mean? We could fight this homelessness, mom.

• 53:25Speaker 04

  Sweet.

• 53:26Speaker 06

  And so, and so I actually met Rick Riordan, like this was before any content. I was like, I don't know, like seventeen and he had just came out with a book and I'm just there.

• 53:36Speaker 06

  Did you sign it even though your name's on it already? And I still have the book.

• 53:39Speaker 01

  That's so sweet.

• 53:40Speaker 06

  And so it's like, like that, like, and he's got ADHD, which is a big, cause it's like, I, as a kid, like, first of all, you got foreign parents, they don't believe in that shit anyway. You're just a little loud. And it's like, I don't know, I don't think I'm just a little loud. I can't think, like, literally.

• 53:55Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 53:55Speaker 06

  And so, um, that was really cool, cause Rick Riordan's son has, um, ADHD and dyslexia. So that's what he incorporated in all the Demi guys, is they all have this. And so I was just in there and I was like, it's obvious, I'm the son of Poseidon. I mean, this is so, like, this is me, like. And so that got me into just so many other stories and reading.

• 54:15Speaker 04

  The word cringe really ruined.

• 54:17Speaker 01

  I agree.

• 54:17Speaker 04

  Ruined the internet.

• 54:18Speaker 01

  I agree. To be cringe is to be free, in my opinion.

• 54:21Speaker 04

  I, I think, as I get older, I'm like, I just don't give a fuck anymore. I'm gonna just be a little creature and I'm gonna, and I'm gonna be cringe because I'm passionate about things.

• 54:33Speaker 01

  Yeah, absolutely.

• 54:35Speaker 04

  I'm, I'm like, very dorky and I love, I love my life and I love being passionate about these things. And I love music and I love art.

• 54:43Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 54:44Speaker 04

  And I love costumes and glam and I just fucking love it all. And I'm, and I'm so like, happy to be alive right now. So I don't give a fuck about being cringe anymore.

• 54:54Speaker 01

  Tea.

• 54:54Speaker 04

  I'm gonna crawl around on all fours and bark at bitches going forward. I do not care anymore.

• 55:00Speaker 01

  That's what Chapel told me. She said she wants to run around and, and roll around in the grass and bark at people and yell and scream.

• 55:06Speaker 04

  Love.

• 55:06Speaker 01

  And I was like, you better do it, queen.

• 55:08Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 55:09Speaker 01

  You better do that shit.

• 55:10Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah. I love that. Wait, this is a little, this is a little, sorry, I have to tell this story.

• 55:16Speaker 01

  Please do.

• 55:17Speaker 04

  So I, I have a friend and she works at a nightclub and when she walks home at night, so this is like 4 a.m., 5 a.m., she's walk, walking home at night, she has a pair of boots over her. arm and when men try to talk to her at night or she feels threatened in any way she puts the boots on her hands and she runs at them on all fours

• 55:40Speaker 01

  she's a genius

• 55:41Speaker 04

  she's a genius

• 55:42Speaker 01

  genius tell her to trademark that

• 55:43Speaker 04

  that's the coolest thing I've ever heard in my life

• 55:46Speaker 01

  she's a genius

• 55:47Speaker 04

  I love that

• 55:48Speaker 01

  yeah you gotta be nuts

• 55:49Speaker 04

  I wish I wish I could do that online in some way like like what's the online equivalent of me just putting boots on my hands and running at all on all fours

• 55:58Speaker 01

  you just tag me

• 55:59Speaker 04

  okay

• 56:00Speaker 01

  I'll run all fours towards them nothing scares them off faster than that and to see my big ass running at you on all fours yeah exactly

• 56:09Speaker 04

  yeah my all fours got my boots on my hands

• 56:12Speaker 01

  exactly you just tag me I'll be your all four on all fours for you I'll do that for you girl

• 56:16Speaker 04

  thank you

• 56:17Speaker 01

  yeah of course

• 56:18Speaker 04

  thank you well in Paris like specifically when I was there and I was hungry as a B I T C H like literally this bitch hungry t-shirt

• 56:27Speaker 04

  like hungry like walking around like I was like this is a hungry bitch like I remember I was like oh breakfast like I'm so excited like and literally breakfast like I was like yes like breakfast like I get to eat like period dude they only have like a baguette that I literally could crack over my head

• 56:47Speaker 04

  and like literally do like my final rest

• 56:50Speaker 01

  and they and they want you to like bare mouth that shit in the street

• 56:53Speaker 04

  oh

• 56:53Speaker 01

  because they don't have any places to sit so they're like oh just open your mouth unlock your jaw like a python and bite this

• 56:59Speaker 04

  oh and the thing that like gagged me crazy like really had me like okay like now y'all just playing with food like now y'all just like making shit up for real because no shade but like butter when we think of butter and like what it's gonna do like we need a little salt

• 57:17Speaker 04

  we need like a salted butter or it's literally just like grease like it's literally just like

• 57:23Speaker 01

  it's canola oil

• 57:26Speaker 05

  it's literally like milk all like literally yeah

• 57:29Speaker 04

  so I literally am like fuck it bitch hungry like a baguette and like butter thank you Jesus like so I like literally start spreading on the butter take my first bite and I'm literally like

• 57:41Speaker 05

  no and nothing like really pisses me off more than an unsalted butter like we need to be

• 57:47Speaker 04

  and I'm like that's y'all's life

• 57:49Speaker 05

  That shows one and two, three, four, five, six. I will say, I will say though, they're four, five, six, like me with like a Parisian flag on, like, I don't know. But they're four, five, six bitch, I did have a fucking like croissant, like literally. Croissants. That motherfucker was literally like.

• 58:01Speaker 04

  Yeah, patisserie they've nailed. Pastry they've nailed.

• 58:04Speaker 05

  They ate that so nasty.

• 58:06Speaker 01

  Kylie was once catfished on a dating app and while you were on the date, your phone glitched and it said you were in the middle of the ocean. So Leandra thought you were lost at sea. That's a very long, specific.

• 58:18Speaker 04

  Where did you find that? That we only posted that on our FinSta.

• 58:23Speaker 04

  Um, I, that, I went on an absolutely horrifying hinge date. Yeah. He ended up not looking anything like his photo. Also, if he's watching this, I'm really sorry for exposing you in this way. He should be sorry for being a catfish.

• 58:34Speaker 01

  For being a catfish. That is the price you pay to be a catfish.

• 58:37Speaker 04

  It was very strange, like really uncomfortable, but he wanted to go on like a walk in like our neighborhood, which is not technically an ocean, it's a lake.

• 58:45Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 58:46Speaker 04

  But my phone did glitch behind each other's locations.

• 58:48Speaker 05

  Well, you said, I'm not sure about this. Can you just like check my location? And I said, sure. And then when I checked, your dot was so far in the middle of the lake. I was like texting Jordan, like I'm freaking out.

• 59:00Speaker 01

  This is a documentary waiting to happen.

• 59:02Speaker 04

  I mean, it definitely, it was, I'm. Kylie's in the lake. It was so scary. I never went on another hinge date again after that.

• 59:09Speaker 01

  Was he just severely off putting, other than face?

• 59:12Speaker 04

  I didn't, I just didn't like him at all. He was like, I, I, it sounds so bad. I mentioned something about an ex-boyfriend and he was like, can we please not talk about our exes right now? We're just getting to know each other. I was like, I'm just mentioning something in passion.

• 59:25Speaker 05

  Shut the fuck up.

• 59:28Speaker 04

  The dot is her throwing him off a boat in the middle of the lake.

• 59:31Speaker 01

  Yeah, no, dead ass. He's like, oh, I was busy in the middle of there. I was doing something.

• 59:36Speaker 04

  He told me that he absolutely hated food. Oh, bye. Which is just like, I was like, this is just like not gonna work for us. I'm like, I just, it was very.

• 59:45Speaker 01

  You hate food? How do you eat? Yeah. What do you do photosynthesis? Just lay in the sun? And ask for the leaves to give you the nutrients?

• 59:56Speaker 04

  He's actually, he's a plant.

• 59:57Speaker 01

  Yeah, no, dead ass, like, literal. That's so...

• 1:00:00Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:00:01Speaker 01

  Off. It was like one of those off-putting dates.

• 1:00:03Speaker 04

  Very off-putting. And I've never actually texted someone. He asked me to hang out again and I didn't even just straight up go to him. I texted him and said, "I don't think that we should ever see each other."

• 1:00:12Speaker 01

  He said it was so bad that I said, "I don't want to ever see you." Yeah. I needed to make it clear. I don't ever want to see you again.

• 1:00:19Speaker 04

  Absolutely.

• 1:00:21Speaker 01

  Well, good friends. Good friends check and make sure you're not in the middle of the lake. Yeah, thanks, Lee. I'm gonna be so honest, Grayson, if I saw, I don't think you would be very helpful to me if I saw you in an Apple store.

• 1:00:31Speaker 04

  I wasn't.

• 1:00:33Speaker 04

  Well, I was selling. It was sales. I wasn't a genius.

• 1:00:37Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:00:39Speaker 04

  But one time, this guy, like, he gave me his phone and he, like, just was acting like super normal about it. He's like, "Can't get in, like, my phone, like, I don't know, the password's not working."

• 1:00:51Speaker 01

  Right.

• 1:00:51Speaker 04

  Gives me the phone, look at it, full nude is his wallpaper. Like, not of him, like, of a woman. Like, pussy out, like...

• 1:01:00Speaker 01

  Like, spread eagle, like she's getting a wax?

• 1:01:02Speaker 04

  Like, full, yeah. Like, she's on the beach. She was on the beach, like, spread. Everything's out, pubes out.

• 1:01:11Speaker 01

  Okay, full bush summer?

• 1:01:14Speaker 04

  No, no, it was a landing trip summer.

• 1:01:16Speaker 01

  Okay, landing strip.

• 1:01:17Speaker 04

  But I'm like, "Hi," like...

• 1:01:20Speaker 01

  You knew you were coming in here today, right?

• 1:01:23Speaker 04

  And, like, the whole thing was like that he couldn't get in his phone, but like, a little disclaimer, like, "Oh, this is a little embarrassing." This is, he just didn't even mention it. Like...

• 1:01:35Speaker 04

  I'm just like, act normal. I was like, "Okay, like, let me call my supervisor over." And I, like, wanted to, like, go in the back, find him, give him a little disclaimer, but as I was walking back, we actually bumped into each other and I was, and he was, like, very close to the guy and I was like, "Oh." So, we have to, like, we'd always have to be like, "What's your name?" And so, like, I don't remember his name. Peter. I don't know. I'm like, "Peter needs some help with his phone," but I didn't have time to brief him on the wallpaper. And so then I had to watch my manager, like, straight face, like, yeah.

• 1:02:10Speaker 01

  Oh, my heavens.

• 1:02:11Speaker 04

  Yeah. People are fucking weird. Like, what's wrong with you?

• 1:02:14Speaker 01

  Fuck, dude. Have you ever heard of shifting? Uh oh. People doing shifting? No. Is that that Mormon thing? No. No? No. No, what's shifting? Not. I've seen it. I've only seen people talk about it on TikTok, which would make sense, because I think you need a certain level of brain rot in order to access it. But it's literally when they close their eyes and they like go, like, almost like lucid dreaming. Yep. But they like go into the dream willingly, but they're always with like fictional characters. Oh, fuck. Or like boys. Specifically, I've only ever seen women do it with boys. Okay, okay. Like, so they're like, oh, I shifted and I was, I shifted and I was dating like Edward from Twilight. Got it.

• 1:02:56Speaker 01

  And we went to the mall together and like, and they recount it, like, it's like, this is what I did last night when I shifted. Which like, in my head is like, that's kind of just seems like imagination, but that's okay. Like, whatever you want to call it. It's like, there, there, there's a new term for daydreaming. Yeah, right. Yeah, exactly. And we're calling it shifted. Imagining, right? Children do it. It's good to foster the whimsy. Is it painful? A little, a little bit of blood comes out of the ear when you shift? Pleading. They look like that, what's, what's her name on Stranger Things? Oh, yeah. Eleven, yeah. Millie Bobby. Yes. Yes. Who's forty-one?

• 1:03:31Speaker 01

  She's forty-one now. Wow, so she, she grew up so quickly. Something happened. They're all older than us.

• 1:03:38Speaker 03

  Well, my daughter basically calls it out. She's terrified of me being bald. Like, every time I get her hair cut, she's like, Dad.

• 1:03:43Speaker 01

  No.

• 1:03:44Speaker 03

  No, don't do it. And I'm like, why do you think that? She says, because you're already kind of bald.

• 1:03:47Speaker 01

  She's like, I can see it. Obviously, I have eyes.

• 1:03:49Speaker 03

  Because you're looking from my chest up. You can't see the rest.

• 1:03:52Speaker 01

  You don't know what's going on back there. You're too small.

• 1:03:54Speaker 03

  So I'm just like, I'm just embracing it preemptively before it gets like real bad.

• 1:03:58Speaker 01

  Honestly, I call it power bald. Like, my man obviously has really long hair, but he told me like, the second it starts to wean even a little.

• 1:04:07Speaker 03

  The whole thing.

• 1:04:08Speaker 01

  Bicking the whole head.

• 1:04:09Speaker 03

  Hey.

• 1:04:09Speaker 01

  And then he's gonna grow the beard longer.

• 1:04:11Speaker 03

  That's what I was gonna do.

• 1:04:12Speaker 01

  Yeah, so he has a plan.

• 1:04:14Speaker 03

  This is about to go crazy.

• 1:04:15Speaker 01

  Yeah, and my dad's bald.

• 1:04:16Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, it's true. Oh, you're good.

• 1:04:18Speaker 01

  I've got permission from all bald people.

• 1:04:19Speaker 03

  You guys are setting like family precedence.

• 1:04:21Speaker 01

  Yeah, my dad, my dad's bald. He was like, over it. Don't need it anymore.

• 1:04:25Speaker 03

  Yeah, my dad's bald too.

• 1:04:26Speaker 01

  Bald as hell.

• 1:04:27Speaker 03

  Exactly.

• 1:04:28Speaker 01

  And bald dads are great dads.

• 1:04:29Speaker 03

  Bald, my dad was in prison for my whole life, so it's fine.

• 1:04:35Speaker 01

  You're still, I'm sure you would have been a great dad.

• 1:04:36Speaker 01

  Both dads can and will be great dads sometimes. Exactly. He's great now. Okay, perfect.

• 1:04:41Speaker 01

  Like, you know, he's really great. He's awesome.

• 1:04:42Speaker 01

  I love that.

• 1:04:43Speaker 04

  I actually have a horror story. I had a little bit of PTSD when I drove over here. The studio, I used to audition over here. I haven't been over here and I don't leave the house.

• 1:04:50Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:04:51Speaker 04

  There's a studio over here. I auditioned for, there was a huge show that, sorry. There was a show that was supposed to come out. This was maybe twenty sixteen, twenty seven, seventeen. I go for the show. I'm aware of like, everybody that's going out for the show, people that are working on the show. It's people I knew from Nickelodeon. It's like, I had, I had no reps at the time. I dropped my whole team. I was, you know, raw dogging this stuff. And I was like, okay, this is a, everything checks out. This is a legit production.

• 1:05:22Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:05:23Speaker 04

  I get pinned as like, top two to play the, the, the lead's love interest. Now, I should have fucking known because the writer was also the director, was also the lead.

• 1:05:35Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:05:35Speaker 04

  Okay, some like weird dude from Dallas. I was like, I shouldn't have known then. But like, actor brain was like, nope, I have to, like, this is my rent.

• 1:05:42Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:43Speaker 04

  Um, make top two, I'm amped about it. I go in for a chemistry read.

• 1:05:48Speaker 01

  Yeah. With him?

• 1:05:49Speaker 04

  With him.

• 1:05:50Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:05:51Speaker 04

  And this guy, there's like, there's no world in which I would play this man's love interest. Like, there's just, there's just no, it was, this wasn't satirical. There was just like, this dude was like, three times my age. It wasn't, was never gonna happen. But again, actor brain was like, just do what you gotta do. So I show up and one of my mutuals that had worked on Nickelodeon was kind of like, everybody thought this was legit. He's like, all right, we're gonna do a chemistry read. I'm like, okay, I have to kiss this guy. I'm like, nah, that's a little weird. This is not usually how the chemistry reads. That's fine. Um, and then I booked the part and I'm like, oh my god, I booked the part. It's gonna shoot in Texas. Great, awesome, let me know.

• 1:06:32Speaker 04

  And then he's like, oh, we're, I'm gonna take you out and explain. Ends up writing me a check for my time. This was like $250, but at the time I was like, $250.

• 1:06:42Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:06:43Speaker 04

  Writes me a check. Come to find out, maybe like, two months later backstage, puts out a like, do not work order with this production. This guy just goes, leave LA, gone. I end up talking to like, four mutual girlfriends, all of which who also booked the lead, who also had to do this chemistry read, who also got a check for $250 to go up.

• 1:07:05Speaker 01

  Oh my god.

• 1:07:06Speaker 04

  Yeah. Yeah.

• 1:07:08Speaker 01

  Fucking horrifying.

• 1:07:09Speaker 04

  Right, right over on this, sat it down.

• 1:07:11Speaker 01

  And then they're like, and women have a problem.

• 1:07:14Speaker 04

  Did I ever tell you my Tyga story?

• 1:07:18Speaker 01

  I don't think so.

• 1:07:19Speaker 04

  Would you like to?

• 1:07:20Speaker 01

  Yes, of course I would.

• 1:07:23Speaker 04

  I got invited to the Post Malone album release.

• 1:07:26Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:07:26Speaker 04

  Before he was MAGA. And it was.

• 1:07:29Speaker 01

  This is pre-MAGA.

• 1:07:31Speaker 04

  This was pre-MAGA. Um, it was the 12 karat toothache one, which I was very excited about because, ah, Stony, Hollywood's Bleeding, I love those albums. I got invited and I'm like, oh my god. So excited, saw some friends there. They usher us into this building, it's like a listening party. And Amazon is filming the whole thing, it's like this immersive, like, you know, there's little places to sit and it's like red lights and smoke everywhere. And we're waiting around for the shit to start. And I'm sitting on this block facing this way, and there's another block right there, where it's facing that way. Tyga's sitting there, and I'm like,

• 1:08:09Speaker 04

  and I'm not necessarily impressed, but I'm like, that's bro.

• 1:08:12Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:08:13Speaker 04

  And I'm wearing red cowboy boots. He's wearing these really nice like YSL boots. And I'm high, I'm so high. And I came alone, by the way, I just started out.

• 1:08:27Speaker 01

  Of course.

• 1:08:28Speaker 04

  And I'm sitting there and he's- He's sitting there and I go, like your boots, slap them.

• 1:08:35Speaker 04

  I slap his wife's, like your boots. I go, I got mine on.

• 1:08:41Speaker 04

  He looks at me.

• 1:08:42Speaker 01

  Okay, twin.

• 1:08:43Speaker 04

  Yeah, yes, twin, look. I go, yeah, I got mine on. He goes.

• 1:08:50Speaker 01

  Look so bad.

• 1:08:52Speaker 04

  And I go.

• 1:08:54Speaker 01

  Like, what? Oh, God, I fucked it up with Tyga forever.

• 1:08:58Speaker 04

  Fucked it now, we'll never be friends. What the fuck? Miha just like trying to find fellowship.

• 1:09:04Speaker 01

  Seeking community.

• 1:09:05Speaker 04

  Seeking community with Tyler.

• 1:09:07Speaker 01

  Oh, a bitch can't see community at the Post Malone release party. All right.

• 1:09:11Speaker 04

  Guess it's illegal. Yeah, I guess it's illegal.

• 1:09:13Speaker 01

  I'm trying to think if I've had, I'm sure, well, we both have talked to so many celebrities, I'm sure, like, certain parts.

• 1:09:20Speaker 04

  It's very rare that I, that we actually embarrass ourselves.

• 1:09:22Speaker 01

  No, never. If anything, it's not even, I wouldn't even consider that embarrassing. I feel like that's one of those things where I call it getting too silly. Like, I just, I got a little too silly. That part's on me.

• 1:09:33Speaker 04

  Yep.

• 1:09:33Speaker 01

  My bad. It says, you have one singular naturally red hair on your head?

• 1:09:38Speaker 04

  How are you even finding these?

• 1:09:40Speaker 01

  Amanda, that one's weird.

• 1:09:42Speaker 04

  How did you find that? That is, I'm like, this is so hilarious to me.

• 1:09:48Speaker 01

  Me pointing that finger, because I'm like, she's making me look weird, but that was her who found that.

• 1:09:52Speaker 04

  I did say it, but I've, I've probably mentioned that like one time during a stream, like 10 years ago. I do.

• 1:10:02Speaker 01

  Amanda's one of those people that, she was at the airport waiting for you to pick her up.

• 1:10:08Speaker 04

  How much you know about me? Wait, that's hilarious. I do, I've got one natural red hair on the back of my, it's like back here somewhere, but yeah. Um, I mean, I'm half German, half Filipina. And my dad naturally had like blonde curly hair, blue eyes. So I think maybe that's where the red hair came from. I don't know, but.

• 1:10:29Speaker 01

  Yeah, I doubt it came from your mom.

• 1:10:31Speaker 04

  Yeah, no, it's, I, it's funny because like I have naturally curly hair. And so people think, oh, it's because you're Filipino. And I'm like, actually, a lot of Filipinos, I think have straight hair. Like, my dad had a curly blonde Afro.

• 1:10:42Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:10:43Speaker 04

  And so it's, it's really confusing because like when I have my natural hair, it's like, I feel like I don't look Filipino as much.

• 1:10:49Speaker 01

  As Filipinos when you're straight?

• 1:10:52Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:10:52Speaker 01

  The texture of it?

• 1:10:53Speaker 04

  Exactly.

• 1:10:54Speaker 01

  Interesting.

• 1:10:55Speaker 04

  Yeah, no, I got, yeah, one red hair. That's so funny. That is so funny. I'm gonna find it.

• 1:10:59Speaker 01

  It's like a nice party trick.

• 1:11:00Speaker 04

  It's been a while. I just dye my hair like often, so I don't know where it's been for a few years now. Like, is it still there? I don't know.

• 1:11:08Speaker 01

  Yeah, last I checked, which was however long ago you said that one fact one time, and Amanda found it.

• 1:11:14Speaker 04

  Wait, that's hilarious.

• 1:11:15Speaker 01

  Good job, Amanda.

• 1:11:17Speaker 04

  Hey, you need a raise.

• 1:11:19Speaker 02

  It was Top Gun premiere. Uh, they had this actual to scale plane fighter jet. So you could queue to get a picture like with the, like the press pictures. I'm talking a wall of paparazzi, like li- must be 20 cameras easily. So I queue up, I get in line, I'm, it's finally my turn. I go to stand in front of the fighter jet. I adjust my suit. He's like, oh, my rings. Okay, okay. It's like, every single camera

• 1:11:47Speaker 02

  turns away from me in unison, turns away from me. I'm like, what the fuck is going on here?

• 1:11:54Speaker 01

  You guys all synced up or something all of a sudden?

• 1:11:57Speaker 02

  Was there not in the group text, like, what the fuck is going on? Tom Cruise has entered the carpet, that selfish bastard. I look over, I'm like, do you not have enough, Tom? Do you not have enough? Do you realize that I keep?

• 1:12:07Speaker 01

  No, yeah, get another pic.

• 1:12:08Speaker 02

  Yeah, geez.

• 1:12:09Speaker 01

  Get another one.

• 1:12:10Speaker 02

  I'm like, right, okay. I literally stayed stood there whilst they're all doing it because I think someone's eventually got to at least come back. And this woman just shouts to me, she goes, it's not gonna happen. It's not gonna happen. I said, oh my.

• 1:12:27Speaker 01

  Right, perfect. Okay, perfect. Thank you.

• 1:12:29Speaker 02

  I said, are, are the missiles working in that fighter jet? Strap me up right now. Like, I was horrified and it gets worse.

• 1:12:37Speaker 01

  Just for that, I'm gonna join Scientology. Just for that?

• 1:12:39Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:12:40Speaker 01

  I'm gonna join Scientology. It's her and his fault.

• 1:12:42Speaker 02

  I can't even believe it. This story gets even worse because then when I got in eventually to the premiere, obviously my head hung in shame. I was, I was devastated by the events that had just occurred. I I arrive in my seat and as it starts, I find that we're in a 4DX cinema.

• 1:12:58Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, the ones that like move the seats.

• 1:13:00Speaker 02

  So I'm moving around and I, a little, little, little bit of a fact about me, um, I get very bad motion sickness.

• 1:13:06Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, me too.

• 1:13:07Speaker 02

  So I am currently watching a, a movie about fighter jets in the front row of a cinema in a 4DX. So I'm literally like, I'm being rattled around. I vomit.

• 1:13:20Speaker 02

  I ran from the front row to the bathroom, vomit, spurting. Do you know when like people try to catch it in their hands? And it's like spurting out.

• 1:13:29Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:13:29Speaker 02

  So I, it's like spurting out. I get to the bathroom. It's, it's gone everywhere. It's gone everywhere. I've got vomit on my trousers, on my blazer. I, I'm calling my boyfriend, get the fuck to the bathroom now. Get to the bathroom. He eventually comes and we're like, I said, we've got to go. I can't watch this film. Like this is, this is hell. Like, I'm like, Tom, Tom Cruise has clearly got it out for me. Like,

• 1:13:49Speaker 01

  He fucking hates me.

• 1:13:50Speaker 02

  Does he want blood? Like, what more can I do to put this man? Like, so we, we go to leave the cinema and I'm like, right, okay. Like, at least we'll, we'll just have to go. I'll explain to everyone. Like, I, I was sick. Like, that's normal. That happens at the cinema, I'm sure. And as I'm leaving, I go to open the door to, to go out to like the main body of the cinema. And there's someone stood in front of the door. Tom fucking Cruise. Tom fu- I opened.

• 1:14:14Speaker 01

  I imagine you're like, you.

• 1:14:15Speaker 02

  I was like soaked in vomit. I was like, what the fuck is going on here now, Tom Cruise?

• 1:14:22Speaker 07

  I was a big reader.

• 1:14:23Speaker 01

  Oh, love.

• 1:14:24Speaker 07

  Yeah, I really.

• 1:14:24Speaker 01

  Any faves? Genre?

• 1:14:26Speaker 07

  You know, it's all the classic ones. The Hardy Boys, you know? I like The Three Investigators. Um, I would actually read, my parents had the Reader's Digest condensed books. I was like, okay. And I would literally hungry for stuff to read. I would like pull one down and I would go like, what's it? Oh, Papillon. What's this? Or Papill- Papillin? Papill- what is that? And so I read, but it wasn't the whole story. It was just the condensed version.

• 1:14:50Speaker 01

  The Cliff Notes?

• 1:14:51Speaker 07

  Yeah, she was like, ah, damn, I gotta go find this and read it for real.

• 1:14:55Speaker 01

  God, getting edged by this. The Reader's Digest is edging me again.

• 1:14:59Speaker 07

  Edging me again.

• 1:15:01Speaker 01

  Man, you're really not beating those nerd allegations.

• 1:15:04Speaker 06

  Oh, no, no.

• 1:15:04Speaker 01

  You said I was itching to read something.

• 1:15:06Speaker 06

  I have gotten to the age, I've gotten to the age where I just let it all kind of hang out. It's all good. It's all good. See, this is what you have to look forward to.

• 1:15:14Speaker 01

  I'm looking for, honestly, I'm there. I'm already there with you, honestly.

• 1:15:17Speaker 06

  That's one of the things I love about you.

• 1:15:19Speaker 01

  Yeah, I'm like, I'm real old.

• 1:15:20Speaker 06

  Right there. It's all right there. Here I am.

• 1:15:23Speaker 01

  I know. The first thing, honestly, at this point would have been like, when you asked me, what is that? And I said, it's electrolytes, just trying to keep my hydration up. That's me getting old.

• 1:15:30Speaker 06

  I love that.

• 1:15:31Speaker 01

  I was, I was just talking about this.

• 1:15:33Speaker 06

  Being practical.

• 1:15:33Speaker 01

  That too.

• 1:15:34Speaker 06

  And health conscious.

• 1:15:36Speaker 01

  Yeah, like tiredness now that I'm older is just like, it'll ruin my whole fucking day.

• 1:15:41Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:15:41Speaker 01

  If I don't get a really good night's, good night's sleep.

• 1:15:44Speaker 06

  Secret ingredient right here.

• 1:15:46Speaker 01

  Yeah, what's in there?

• 1:15:47Speaker 06

  It's vitamin C O F F E E.

• 1:15:52Speaker 06

  Sorry.

• 1:15:53Speaker 01

  That was such an old man joke.

• 1:15:55Speaker 06

  It's old man. Look, you see how I lean in on that? I'm like, yeah, baby. And you got me.

• 1:16:00Speaker 01

  Oh, man. I yearn for that. I can't wait to just be saying things. When you're older, you could just say anything.

• 1:16:07Speaker 06

  You can just say stuff.

• 1:16:08Speaker 01

  Yeah, you could just say anything and people go, yeah, because you're older.

• 1:16:10Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:16:12Speaker 01

  That's so T.

• 1:16:13Speaker 06

  Pass. Just keep moving. Keep moving, old man. Keep moving.

• 1:16:19Speaker 01

  I can't wait for that. Honestly, I felt performative at things like when I was at church camp. I felt performative at things like worship.

• 1:16:25Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:16:26Speaker 01

  Because everybody's putting their hands up and like crying and I was like, I mean, I guess I could do it. But like, it's just my heart's not in it and that would be fucked up. You know what I mean? I feel like Jesus, if Jesus is real, they'll see that I'm performing.

• 1:16:38Speaker 04

  I love God, but I don't know if he was there. I'm like, what is this?

• 1:16:45Speaker 04

  But you're a real one. I was fake. I was like.

• 1:16:50Speaker 01

  I was like doing it, honestly, I think that makes more sense than the way I was doing it, which was like almost half-hearted. Like I was going like.

• 1:16:57Speaker 04

  Oh, but you were right.

• 1:16:59Speaker 01

  I was trying to participate.

• 1:17:00Speaker 04

  There was a woman. There, who at these services would play air guitar to the worship music. And complete ser- she's completely serious.

• 1:17:11Speaker 01

  Like in a God fearing way, or just like for fun?

• 1:17:13Speaker 04

  In like a praise him way, in like a, this is for you. Like, it was like, this is my gift.

• 1:17:19Speaker 01

  This one's for you.

• 1:17:20Speaker 04

  I bet she's still out there doing it. It's crazy.

• 1:17:23Speaker 02

  I got invited to this birthday party tonight, but only like two days ago, which makes me feel like they didn't think about me in the first place. And then after not getting invited to Wicked, I was like, maybe I should just go and like not be like choosy about it. But I already had dinner plans. And so then there's like this dancing thing after the birthday dinner party and they were like, and I'm just like, it's, I just don't know if I have it in me to fucking do it. And so I think, I think I might just go to dinner and then watch Frankenstein afterwards.

• 1:17:50Speaker 01

  I love that.

• 1:17:51Speaker 02

  I'm just, I'm just, I can't.

• 1:17:52Speaker 01

  You have a date with Frankenstein, I have a date with Conclave.

• 1:17:55Speaker 02

  Yeah, I want, I want to.

• 1:17:56Speaker 01

  Yeah. To go to the party?

• 1:17:58Speaker 02

  Yeah, I like, I, the theory of it sounds great, but the truth is, is that I'm thirty eight and it's Tuesday. And I gotta go on tour this weekend and I gotta do my best in Richmond and Boston. And I gotta like, I gotta fucking prioritize. And I don't think I can go out tonight.

• 1:18:10Speaker 01

  You gotta go in the crate. I, that's what I call it. I gotta go, I gotta, I gotta go in the crate and I gotta put the blanket over it and no one, and it's nighttime for me. I gotta go to bed.

• 1:18:18Speaker 02

  That's what I have to do.

• 1:18:19Speaker 01

  Yeah, you have to. That's okay. And I would feel the same way about a last minute invite.

• 1:18:24Speaker 02

  But it is why I don't have that many friends. And I do think it's like why celebrities like ghost me as friends a lot because like every time they invite me places, I'm like.

• 1:18:34Speaker 01

  In theory, I would love.

• 1:18:35Speaker 02

  Yes. And I'm so grateful for the invite.

• 1:18:38Speaker 01

  I feel that though.

• 1:18:39Speaker 02

  And I wanna be invited.

• 1:18:40Speaker 01

  I feel that. I, I feel that so hard, honestly.

• 1:18:42Speaker 02

  It's making me wonder if I need to switch to Sativas. I'm like, is my indica making me too tired? Is this why I don't wanna go out? Is this why I have social anxiety?

• 1:18:49Speaker 01

  Honestly, Sativa makes me feel so like different, like in a not as enjoyable way. I like being, but I know what you mean. Like, cause the indica makes you feel like a dart, like elephant dart, like that. Like you're like, oh. Like, but Sativa is more of a workable high or whatever they say.

• 1:19:06Speaker 02

  My girlfriend is a hardcore. Sativa girl, but I'm a hardcore Endica girl. And I went to her house the other day. And we smoked at like nine in the morning. And then I was like, I, the way that I ravenously cleaned her house for two and a half hours. Like, I became obsessed with like cleaning the dustboards, like everything. And then I was like, damn, maybe I should. Cause the reason I got off Sativa is, is cause I feel like they made me really anxious.

• 1:19:28Speaker 01

  I agree with that.

• 1:19:29Speaker 02

  And Endicas don't.

• 1:19:30Speaker 01

  It made me feel like my brain was going a little bit cuckoo.

• 1:19:31Speaker 02

  Paranoid, everyone hates me, I don't want to stop talking.

• 1:19:34Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 1:19:34Speaker 02

  And so then I, and so then I switched to Endica and I feel like that went away.

• 1:19:37Speaker 01

  Right.

• 1:19:38Speaker 02

  But then this one little dipping my toe into the Sativa blunt a few weeks ago, I, I, I've never cleaned that hard in my life.

• 1:19:43Speaker 03

  I started using natural deodorant and then I stopped two days later cause I'm like, at what cost? I really am not afraid of aluminum anymore.

• 1:19:50Speaker 01

  Yeah, go ahead and inject it into me at this point. I need it. I agree because there are some natural deodorants I've tried where I literally was like, you're making me smell worse.

• 1:19:58Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:19:59Speaker 01

  I have never smelled that way.

• 1:20:00Speaker 03

  Right.

• 1:20:00Speaker 01

  In my life.

• 1:20:01Speaker 03

  It's.

• 1:20:02Speaker 01

  Since I've hit puberty, I've never smelled that way.

• 1:20:04Speaker 03

  I don't get with like natural deodorants. Like I would smell better if I didn't do anything. Like if I just like wore nothing, I would smell better. It's like, how are you pulling out the odor from inside of me?

• 1:20:14Speaker 01

  And adding new ones.

• 1:20:15Speaker 03

  Yeah, exactly.

• 1:20:16Speaker 01

  They're like making a cocktail.

• 1:20:19Speaker 03

  Truly.

• 1:20:19Speaker 02

  So then I go to somebody else, I'm talking to friends, whatever. This other person pisses me off because I had just gotten my hair done that day. And this person comes up to me and goes, Bowman, oh, I was gonna say I like your bob, but I guess it's not a bob, is it? Uh, it's kinda giving bob.

• 1:20:36Speaker 01

  Okay, okay. Okay.

• 1:20:40Speaker 02

  Oh my god.

• 1:20:41Speaker 01

  Great.

• 1:20:43Speaker 02

  Whatever happened to hello?

• 1:20:44Speaker 01

  Hi, hello, how are you?

• 1:20:45Speaker 02

  How are you? My name is. Like, oh my god.

• 1:20:49Speaker 01

  I guess it's not a bob, is it? You wanna call me a slur?

• 1:20:54Speaker 02

  Like. That's what I'm saying.

• 1:20:56Speaker 01

  You wanna call me a slur. I can sense it.

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