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• 4:09Peyton Hardin?

  We got co-host Cam back in the studio.

• 4:15Peyton Hardin?

  Whistle me, eh, happy Mardi Gras.

• 4:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Happy Mardi Gras. Wouldn't do that.

• 4:19Peyton Hardin?

  Hey, I'm not gonna lie.

• 4:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Scare some kids.

• 4:21Peyton Hardin?

  If you were on Bourbon Street.

• 4:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 4:23Peyton Hardin?

  During.

• 4:24Cameron Kennedy?

  I'd collect.

• 4:24Peyton Hardin?

  During Mardi Gras, brother.

• 4:26Cameron Kennedy?

  I'd come home with a bead collection.

• 4:28Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, especially if it was like, mm. Especially if there was a certain demographic out there, they would think you're a thick old white woman.

• 4:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, they'd be like, damn girl, ah! And I'm just like. I have like Snow Allegra in my AirPods, I'm just like going crazy.

• 4:44Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, yeah, you on Bourbon Street, you either get a lot of beads or a lot of, a lot of, a lot of police activity.

• 4:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Probably, probably a fifty fifty split of both, honestly. You show you get beat.

• 4:55Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 4:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I'd go home with a lot of beads.

• 4:56Peyton Hardin?

  Yo, yeah.

• 4:57Cameron Kennedy?

  I'd go home with a suitcase full of beads.

• 4:58Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 4:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, what's up, mister?

• 5:00Peyton Hardin?

  Bam! I'm not gonna lie. So, if you don't know, Mardi Gras is a, is a, is a holiday, right?

• 5:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 5:06Peyton Hardin?

  And one of the biggest celebratory things of Mardi Gras is in New Orleans, on Bourbon Street, which is like a, a street packed with clubs and bars.

• 5:14Cameron Kennedy?

  And people.

• 5:15Peyton Hardin?

  It's just thousands and thousands of people just standing on this road, partying, having a good, a good time. And it is tradition for the ladies on Mardi Gras. If they lift up their shirt.

• 5:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 5:28Peyton Hardin?

  Beads get thrown at them, you, you get some beads. Now, I remember one time, I was, I had a girlfriend, she went to New Orleans for Mardi Gras. And this is before I knew the tradition.

• 5:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no.

• 5:38Peyton Hardin?

  She came back looking like Trinidad James, brother. I said.

• 5:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Gold all in my watch!

• 5:44Peyton Hardin?

  Oh. I said, you had a great time. She gave me some of the beads too. I went down bad, brother.

• 5:51Cameron Kennedy?

  You go, what's that on your neck? It's like.

• 5:53Peyton Hardin?

  And, and not only like the little bitty beads, she had like the big ball beads. And I said like, what did you show? Like, they saw a wink.

• 6:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, that's not just chess right there, that is, that's something. You know, I've been to Bourbon Street too.

• 6:08Peyton Hardin?

  Really?

• 6:08Cameron Kennedy?

  I went to New Or- well, I was in New Orleans building homes for the homeless. And then. No, why do, okay. Now, why do you have to do that, though? I was in Louisiana, specifically New Orleans, building homes for the homeless.

• 6:21Peyton Hardin?

  Who are you?

• 6:22Cameron Kennedy?

  In, uh, what is it, section nine? Not, not, not section eight.

• 6:25Peyton Hardin?

  Ninth ward.

• 6:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Ninth ward, there we go. Nothing to do with section. In the ninth ward. No, but I said the wrong word.

• 6:31Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, doesn't matter. Let's, let's relax a little bit here. Let's get some context. When did you become the Messiah?

• 6:37Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I'm not. It was, it was a mission trip. Probably 2013?

• 6:41Peyton Hardin?

  As, as a 15-year-old.

• 6:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Yep.

• 6:44Peyton Hardin?

  You weren't building shit.

• 6:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no.

• 6:46Peyton Hardin?

  I was. You, what'd you get, a nail and a hammer? And you were like, here's your.

• 6:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Go ahead, I was hitting the shit out of two by fours. And I was really doing a lot of landscaping, too. They gave me a manual, like, like weed whacker, like a scythe, basically. Said, go take out that lot. Okay, four and a half hours straight, sunburn, soaking wet clothes from sweat. I was cutting grass.

• 7:05Peyton Hardin?

  What year was Katrina?

• 7:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, I think like, oh, seven.

• 7:08Peyton Hardin?

  And so you, you were like, eight years later on the hell?

• 7:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, oh, it was still, it was still impacted, trust me. It was, there was a lot to do. It was, but I got, I was saying, I brought up that, cause after the day that we were building homes for the homeless, we went to Bourbon Street and I got.

• 7:22Peyton Hardin?

  Crazy dichotomy of a trip.

• 7:24Cameron Kennedy?

  And I got, for the, for the, you know, you gotta see.

• 7:27Peyton Hardin?

  You're like, we're building houses in the name of Jesus, now let's see some. Oh, no, God.

• 7:34Cameron Kennedy?

  But I got, I got robbed at handpoint for bags of socks and sandwiches.

• 7:39Peyton Hardin?

  Handpoint?

• 7:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Straight mitts.

• 7:41Peyton Hardin?

  Someone said, give me.

• 7:42Cameron Kennedy?

  No, straight mitts.

• 7:43Peyton Hardin?

  And you gave it up?

• 7:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. Hundred percent did. So we, we spent, uh, we spent another collective about three hours, making like 400 peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Got a lot of white Hanes socks and toothbrushes.

• 7:55Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 7:56Cameron Kennedy?

  If you see where I'm going, we made these little care packages for the, for the unfortunate that maybe left without a home, that homeless, whatever. Uh, we were strictly told, hey, we put a lot of time into this, we really wanna spread the gospel and the wealth. One pack per person.

• 8:11Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, a hundred percent.

• 8:12Cameron Kennedy?

  We get out of the van, I'm like, dude, this Bourbon Street, this is New Orleans. And I hear, hey! I was like, oh. I said, yeah, yes, sir, yes, sir. He goes, what you got there? And I was like, oh, I just wanted to say that Jesus loves you and I'd love to give you this pack if you wouldn't mind. Good sir, he said, give me all of it now. And I went, well, I can't, I was told by my, my youth group leader to only give one. He said, man, did you not hear what the [__] I said? Give me all of it! And I went, you know, you're right, here you go. Said, you look hungry, I said, you have all of it.

• 8:39Peyton Hardin?

  As soon as you got off the bus, that guy was like, that chubby girl is. She is green.

• 8:47Peyton Hardin?

  That chubby girl is green.

• 8:48Cameron Kennedy?

  He said, "Hey, Steve-O, you see a little chubby white girl with a crew neck on? Hit a lick on her." I'm just like, "Ah!" Running back to the bus.

• 8:56Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, yeah.

• 8:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Fun time, though.

• 8:57Peyton Hardin?

  That is insane. I never knew that about you.

• 8:59Cameron Kennedy?

  I saw, uh, Chris Paul play in New Orleans when they still were the Hornets.

• 9:03Peyton Hardin?

  That's insane.

• 9:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Wild.

• 9:05Peyton Hardin?

  Not as entertaining.

• 9:06Cameron Kennedy?

  They played the Washington Wizards.

• 9:07Peyton Hardin?

  Not as entertaining. He could've kept that.

• 9:08Cameron Kennedy?

  I could've touched the ceiling of that arena. I think I actually did. I went, "Pfft." Yeah.

• 9:13Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, when I was a kid, I went to WWE, right?

• 9:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my god.

• 9:16Peyton Hardin?

  I went to Night of Champions, Jeff Hardy, John Cena, Ric Flair was there. It was insane.

• 9:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, you did better than me.

• 9:23Peyton Hardin?

  And I sat behind the screen. Like, the entrance screen. I was at the top, behind it. Ask me how many wrestlers I saw in person that night. None.

• 9:36Peyton Hardin?

  Dog, that might be the most defeating...

• 9:40Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, we're gonna talk about John Cena's turn, uh, heel turn in pop culture at the end of the episode.

• 9:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my god.

• 9:45Peyton Hardin?

  But that might be one of the most defeating things. You're so excited about an event, you get there and you're like, "I can't see shit."

• 9:52Cameron Kennedy?

  That easily tops mine, but I also had a defeated experience with the WWE. So not only-

• 9:59Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, you told this story.

• 10:00Cameron Kennedy?

  But I didn't tell the other part. I did the throw up with Winter Raw, right?

• 10:03Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 10:03Cameron Kennedy?

  I spent probably thirty minutes and maybe six bones on a poster board. The second I get into the arena, they said, "Can't take that."

• 10:12Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 10:12Cameron Kennedy?

  I was like, "But I made it with my hands. It's mine." They said, "Can't take it." And I go, "Why the [__] is he gonna take his?"

• 10:18Peyton Hardin?

  Like, what did it say on it?

• 10:19Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't remember.

• 10:20Peyton Hardin?

  Cause they was-

• 10:21Cameron Kennedy?

  I was like, I was like, "Ten!"

• 10:22Peyton Hardin?

  Well, they check signs at the door. They always check signs. They still do today.

• 10:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, but I'm saying, what could I have wrote down at ten years old? I probably said, "Cena, I love you," some dumb- Actually, I think I printed out, like, logos of them.

• 10:34Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 10:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, their logos, like, John Cena's little ruthless aggression shit, like, put it there and just words in sharp-

• 10:38Peyton Hardin?

  Well, there probably was, like, a logo on there that's, like, not a part of the WWE anymore and they didn't want it to be on camera. But I took a sign to Monday Night Raw one time, too.

• 10:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Did you really?

• 10:47Peyton Hardin?

  Yes. It was in Austin, Texas. It was- do y'all remember? We'll get off of wrestling. I know a lot of y'all aren't wrestling fans. Until later in the episode.

• 10:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Ooh.

• 10:55Peyton Hardin?

  There was a time on Monday Night Raw where they would have guest hosts of Monday Night Raw. Where they'd have celebrities coming and host the Monday Night Raw. And so they came to Austin on a Monday. What a time. And the guest host was Ashton Kutcher. And at the time, I was like in my That 70's Show bag. So I was like, dude, this is perfect. Like, I'm gonna, and I was like, I don't know how we did this, but I was like eight rows from the ring. And so I was on TV this whole time. If y'all find that Raw, you can see me with my long hair on TV. I swear to God. So I remember the night before, me and my mom went to like Dollar General. We got a neon poster board, right? Shit. Went to my family computer. Yes, yes.

• 11:38Peyton Hardin?

  We printed out pictures of Ashton Kutcher and shit. And then I brought it into the, uh, into the arena. Because I was like, when he comes out to the ring to do his like promo, I'm gonna hold it up. And he's gonna be like, oh, that's cool, kid. That's cool, little girl. You're like. No, I'm a boy, I promise. He didn't even show up in person. He was on the screen the whole time.

• 12:01Peyton Hardin?

  You go.

• 12:03Peyton Hardin?

  Bro, that was the worst part. I didn't even get the, the worst part of it was the guy took my sign. We're walking in and I do a double take, just like, damn, am I really not getting in? I turn around, brother folded it and put it in the trash can. Yeah. All your hard work is done. It's just done. A hundred percent. I was like, wow. Dude, that's wicked. And I was.

• 12:24Peyton Hardin?

  This week, I went out to a bar, surprise.

• 12:31Peyton Hardin?

  Going through it. This week I went out to a bar, right? And I've said this before, right?

• 12:40Peyton Hardin?

  I've said this before, I think, on an early episode. I genuinely do not like PDA. Oh, man. I hate when I see a couple and they're doing a lot to each other in public. Yeah. It is, it is honestly, but. I do feel like there are limits to PDA. What are your PDA rules?

• 13:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, god. My PDA rules. If, I, I would say that the max PDA that can happen, for me and my personal playbook. Last play hail mary ditch effort. As soon as tongue gets involved.

• 13:14Peyton Hardin?

  Oh.

• 13:15Cameron Kennedy?

  As soon as tongue gets involved, you need to pop off, whisper in that ear. Hey, let's wait till a little later. We're still in public. That, that for me, if, if, me personally, if it gets to tongue, fantastic, but I got, I got a creep watching me in that corner. Friends over here, what am I doing?

• 13:33Peyton Hardin?

  What's the most you've done PDA wise? Except for New York, that doesn't count. You're in, deeply inebriated and I wouldn't want to smell your hand. So if we're, if we're being honest about what we saw.

• 13:45Cameron Kennedy?

  No! Oh, my god, that makes it sound so much worse. Oh, no. No. No. No, no. That makes it sound cra- but it, it was wicked. I got, I threw up so much.

• 13:59Peyton Hardin?

  What's the, what's the most you've done PDA wise?

• 14:01Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not, I'm not big on it, neither is my partner. So I don't have like traumatic crazy experiences. I would say the most is like just a, a, just a good old kiss.

• 14:10Peyton Hardin?

  Just like, like a peck or like?

• 14:11Cameron Kennedy?

  No, like a good kiss.

• 14:12Peyton Hardin?

  So tongue?

• 14:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Like a I love you kiss and then it got to that point and I was like, hey, we need to.

• 14:16Peyton Hardin?

  You use tongue when you kiss?

• 14:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Do I use tongue when I kiss? I use my feet when I kiss.

• 14:21Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I use tongue?

• 14:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, oh, I, I, oh, yeah.

• 14:26Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 14:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I use everything.

• 14:27Peyton Hardin?

  You're like the?

• 14:28Cameron Kennedy?

  I use all my, yeah.

• 14:29Peyton Hardin?

  Suck it.

• 14:30Cameron Kennedy?

  I go.

• 14:32Cameron Kennedy?

  No. I grip her up and then it's just like, I can't breathe. I'm like, oh, no, I know, I know. I'm like, go to sleep.

• 14:40Peyton Hardin?

  You can't put your girl in a submission hole.

• 14:42Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I'm kidding, but yes, I use tongue. You don't use, you don't use tongue.

• 14:45Peyton Hardin?

  I use my tongue more than my lips.

• 14:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, exactly. So why, you just thought I was?

• 14:49Peyton Hardin?

  I just can't see you using tongue.

• 14:50Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm just a grown man.

• 14:51Peyton Hardin?

  Show me.

• 14:54Cameron Kennedy?

  My lips aren't even big enough to just pleasure someone with pecks. It's like I'm sucking a dude's roll.

• 15:01Peyton Hardin?

  Wait, show me.

• 15:04Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm kidding, but I'm not gonna have to show you. I'm getting hot.

• 15:07Peyton Hardin?

  Show me.

• 15:08Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not showing you.

• 15:09Peyton Hardin?

  Come on, show me how you use tongue.

• 15:11Cameron Kennedy?

  No, what?

• 15:12Peyton Hardin?

  Come on!

• 15:13Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like this, I'll give you this.

• 15:14Peyton Hardin?

  No, use your tongue.

• 15:15Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not using my tongue on an air lift.

• 15:17Peyton Hardin?

  No, come on.

• 15:18Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no.

• 15:19Peyton Hardin?

  I'll show you.

• 15:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Go.

• 15:23Peyton Hardin?

  You're like, it's like that. Oh, god, no.

• 15:27Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm like this.

• 15:28Peyton Hardin?

  I do like a, I do like a, uh, kinda like a surfboard is the best way to describe it kinda. I ride that wave.

• 15:33Cameron Kennedy?

  I imagine, I imagine her tongue is water and my tongue is like a, like a Hawaiian. Like just a guy that lives in the ocean. He just grabs that surfboard, he runs straight to it. If this is her tongue, this is my tongue.

• 15:46Peyton Hardin?

  Gets a little friendly slap, you gotta test the water first, make sure it's not rough. And she goes, ah, and then I go, shh.

• 15:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, no, it's, it's, it's bedroom talk. We're playing tigers.

• 15:57Peyton Hardin?

  Whenever I use tongue.

• 15:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my god.

• 15:59Peyton Hardin?

  I want, that, I've had a girl ask me, she had Pop Rocks in her mouth, how fast my tongue works in there. It's like you put a goddamn Bop in your mouth.

• 16:08Cameron Kennedy?

  I feel like your tongue suffocates other people's tongue.

• 16:15Peyton Hardin?

  You go, you go, come here, baby.

• 16:17Cameron Kennedy?

  They're like, ah.

• 16:22Cameron Kennedy?

  She's, you, all of a sudden, you just hear her breathing, cause it's all out of her mouth, or her nose, she's like. Cause it's literally like this, this is her tongue, yours goes like this. It's just like.

• 16:33Peyton Hardin?

  They could use my tongue as torture for prisoners of war.

• 16:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, they could.

• 16:36Peyton Hardin?

  Like, just to suffocate somebody.

• 16:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Have you ever had, okay, what's your like, what's been your feedback on kissing?

• 16:43Peyton Hardin?

  Oh.

• 16:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, have people, like, what's, like, one to 10? Like, you're, like, you're, you're putting out a LinkedIn profile, my kissing score is about a.

• 16:57Peyton Hardin?

  What is it? Number, one through 10?

• 17:00Cameron Kennedy?

  One through 10.

• 17:01Peyton Hardin?

  Based off the reviews?

• 17:02Cameron Kennedy?

  It doesn't have to be whole numbers, it can be points.

• 17:03Peyton Hardin?

  Based off the reviews I've gotten?

• 17:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Based off firsthand reviews you've received, either in moment or after through via text, FaceTime, email.

• 17:11Peyton Hardin?

  I'd say 9.2.

• 17:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, man.

• 17:13Peyton Hardin?

  I, cause, because I like kissing more than I like doing the actual coitus.

• 17:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my god, dude.

• 17:18Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, thank you, like, I don't wanna be in there.

• 17:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Scary.

• 17:28Cameron Kennedy?

  You're sitting there, you go, what was that? It was like, ah.

• 17:32Peyton Hardin?

  I haven't been in the holy clam in a minute.

• 17:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, you're.

• 17:35Peyton Hardin?

  But, oh.

• 17:41Peyton Hardin?

  What do we have to lose, right?

• 17:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Biblical clam?

• 17:48Peyton Hardin?

  Oh.

• 17:53Cameron Kennedy?

  You haven't buttered a muffin in a minute. No, that's not true.

• 17:57Peyton Hardin?

  I haven't felt those sacred walls in a while.

• 18:00Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 18:01Peyton Hardin?

  What about us last weekend?

• 18:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Stop it.

• 18:03Peyton Hardin?

  I was at the house.

• 18:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Stop it.

• 18:05Peyton Hardin?

  Remember when we went to the third floor CJ?

• 18:07Cameron Kennedy?

  See the fact?

• 18:08Peyton Hardin?

  I wasn't trying on shirts.

• 18:11Cameron Kennedy?

  No, okay, honestly.

• 18:12Peyton Hardin?

  So much of the internet literally leaves the comment, why don't y'all kiss already?

• 18:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Every.

• 18:16Peyton Hardin?

  I leave that comment too. I have so many burners on the YouTube.

• 18:20Cameron Kennedy?

  So nine.

• 18:20Peyton Hardin?

  Damn, these guys should kiss.

• 18:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Damn it, come on Cam.

• 18:27Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I've left them there.

• 18:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my.

• 18:29Peyton Hardin?

  The fact that people watch this with their infant, dude, I don't know what to say.

• 18:32Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm sorry. Back to the night, dogs can't speak. Back to 9.2.

• 18:37Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 18:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, if you had to grade your own performance, so it's like a peer review, like a paper.

• 18:42Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 18:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Your, your, your friend slid you a 92 on the test.

• 18:45Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, yes, yes.

• 18:46Cameron Kennedy?

  You did good, I erased one bad for you.

• 18:47Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 18:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Do you think all those were very logical, thought out, honest reviews? You think some were blowing smoke, getting brownie points? What do you think?

• 18:55Peyton Hardin?

  I think a lot of them are caught up in the bliss. Like, a lot of them are caught up in the like.

• 18:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Caught up in that stonewalled tongue.

• 19:02Peyton Hardin?

  But.

• 19:05Peyton Hardin?

  But one of the things I am self-conscious about is my gingivitis. Like, when I kiss, I know you can hear and feel that.

• 19:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Hear it?

• 19:12Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, there's cracks. You ever put your finger in a, like some Play-Doh? It's like a little.

• 19:20Cameron Kennedy?

  You have pockets of.

• 19:22Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yeah, there's something wrong up there.

• 19:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Holy shit, dude.

• 19:25Peyton Hardin?

  I had a scab on my gum the other day and I flicked it and it, my mouth was gushing blood. Dude, it was, like, my mouth is not healthy.

• 19:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, we need to take a moment of silence. For anyone that has sent a review, one of those reviews, and you've experienced this? Oh, my god.

• 19:42Peyton Hardin?

  But. I'm not gonna lie, like. The only downside is my, is the gingivitis, that's one. The second is I drool a lot. I got really wet mouthed. And so there's been times there's been strings that weren't asked for. There's been a connection that kept us together.

• 19:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, you shut up. Oh, now that would do it for me. Even, even with my wife.

• 20:02Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 20:03Cameron Kennedy?

  If I unlocked my prism raid, wave riding tongue.

• 20:07Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 20:07Cameron Kennedy?

  And there was a. String of slobber spit.

• 20:10Peyton Hardin?

  Mm-hmm.

• 20:11Cameron Kennedy?

  It wouldn't do it for me. It wouldn't do it for me.

• 20:13Peyton Hardin?

  Do you have, now, we're gonna stay on this. We're gonna stay on this little, this little X-rated vibe. I kinda like it.

• 20:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. Fuff, fuff my feathers.

• 20:22Peyton Hardin?

  You've been married for how long?

• 20:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Correct.

• 20:25Peyton Hardin?

  I am married.

• 20:26Cameron Kennedy?

  How long? Uh, pushing three, almost three.

• 20:28Peyton Hardin?

  Sorry.

• 20:29Cameron Kennedy?

  I love Liv. I love Liv.

• 20:31Peyton Hardin?

  But you've been together for how long?

• 20:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Pushing seven.

• 20:34Peyton Hardin?

  Seven years. You've been in a rela-

• 20:35Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it is seven.

• 20:36Peyton Hardin?

  You've been in a relationship for seven years, right?

• 20:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Correct.

• 20:40Peyton Hardin?

  Question for you.

• 20:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Mm-hmm.

• 20:43Peyton Hardin?

  I have never experienced that length. I'm assuming sometimes in the bedroom, we might need to spice things up.

• 20:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 20:52Cameron Kennedy?

  How do you feel about like roleplay?

• 20:54Peyton Hardin?

  Now, I'm gonna answer this very, very well thought out and careful.

• 21:01Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm all for it.

• 21:02Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 21:03Cameron Kennedy?

  I would be all for it.

• 21:04Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 21:05Cameron Kennedy?

  And my wife, she's a, she's a beautiful companion. This is awkward because her family's watching this too.

• 21:10Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, what? They're, what? How did Malachi got in?

• 21:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, Malachi did get here, but we are, we are, uh, we are, we are synchronized. We are in one.

• 21:17Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, stop all this bullshit. What, what do you wanna say?

• 21:20Cameron Kennedy?

  I, I, I, I'm down. I'm down for it. I, now, now the roles in the game which is played, that's where I gotta really be careful.

• 21:28Peyton Hardin?

  That's where it starts to get a little tricky for me. Now, I'm okay, you want me to be a cop. Come here.

• 21:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 21:34Peyton Hardin?

  You wanna be a firefighter, here's the hose.

• 21:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I'm a doctor. Oh, what do you need fixed?

• 21:37Peyton Hardin?

  Let me check that.

• 21:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 21:38Peyton Hardin?

  Let, let me give you a-

• 21:39Cameron Kennedy?

  All that's good.

• 21:40Peyton Hardin?

  Let me give you that pap smear.

• 21:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Yep.

• 21:41Peyton Hardin?

  All that's fine, right?

• 21:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 21:44Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 21:44Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm a plumber. Your pipe's broken? Mine's not.

• 21:47Peyton Hardin?

  Now my-

• 21:51Peyton Hardin?

  Okay. Now my problem is-

• 21:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Mm-hmm.

• 21:53Peyton Hardin?

  I think I would have the problem with roleplay is if she was like, okay, today you're Dwayne The Rock Johnson.

• 21:59Cameron Kennedy?

  No, if, if, no, oh no.

• 22:01Peyton Hardin?

  Like if she-

• 22:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. Said, I want you to take your football jersey off, Travis Kelce. I would, there's no way, there's no way that I or he is ready for performance if she is name dropping a, a real human being and she's thinking it's me. No.

• 22:17Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, no, that's where it starts to get, like, she's like, come on, Klay Thompson. Like, I'm like, come on, man. I can't shoot that well.

• 22:23Cameron Kennedy?

  You go bang, bang, Klay Thompson for three.

• 22:28Peyton Hardin?

  Now that's-

• 22:28Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you can give me a profession. You can even give me some weird wicked like, we gotta escape something and we're just, we're butt naked.

• 22:36Peyton Hardin?

  Oh no, I don't wanna leave my bed.

• 22:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 22:38Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, you wanna explore the house?

• 22:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh man, I got a nice pantry. I got a, I got, I got counters everywhere. Hell, I got a staircase.

• 22:46Peyton Hardin?

  You wanna, it could be, oh, I'm coming for you.

• 22:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Butt, butt naked.

• 22:54Peyton Hardin?

  That's a twisted fantasy.

• 22:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Liv's like, no, no!

• 22:57Peyton Hardin?

  I'm kidding, oh no.

• 22:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Now we're starting to get it.

• 22:59Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, now we're, now we're, no, that's, okay. I've never been asked to do it.

• 23:04Cameron Kennedy?

  I asked.

• 23:05Peyton Hardin?

  You've asked?

• 23:05Cameron Kennedy?

  I asked to do it.

• 23:07Peyton Hardin?

  What was her answer?

• 23:08Cameron Kennedy?

  No. She is a lover of our bed. She's a, this, now, I'm, I am, I am starting to sweat. I am starting to sweat. She's a great wife, a great lover. That's that.

• 23:20Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I, but I'm just saying for me, at some point, like if I'm in a relationship for seven years, right? At some point, you're gonna have to put a collar on me.

• 23:40Peyton Hardin?

  At some point, make me bark, you know what I mean?

• 23:44Cameron Kennedy?

  You're like, now that hurts.

• 23:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, well, we came in pod, not-

• 23:50Peyton Hardin?

  She's got that little pss in the ass. Okay.

• 23:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, your ass is hairy.

• 23:55Peyton Hardin?

  It's, it's comedy podcast.

• 23:57Cameron Kennedy?

  It is.

• 23:58Peyton Hardin?

  It's comedy podcast. I was just wondering, cause I do see, like, I genuinely cannot, I can imagine you in a lot of circumstances. I cannot imagine you intimate, and I've tried very hard to visualize it, visualize it. Like, I've Googled, like, people that would resemble you, just to like-

• 24:13Cameron Kennedy?

  You have Googled other people that resemble me naked? To resemble-

• 24:19Peyton Hardin?

  Well, I've seen you naked, and that's what makes me not be able to see it.

• 24:22Cameron Kennedy?

  You saw me in a vulnerable light. I was, I was small and in a shower. And I was turned away.

• 24:27Peyton Hardin?

  And that didn't help the, I was like, I can't see the rhythm, I'm very white.

• 24:36Cameron Kennedy?

  That one, that one video, the guy in Best Buy, he's listening to the headphones, he's like...

• 24:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, okay, oh, last question on sex and x-ray.

• 24:45Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I love it.

• 24:46Cameron Kennedy?

  And then we'll get off.

• 24:46Peyton Hardin?

  I don't care.

• 24:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Is there too much? Is, is there too much? Can, can you overdo lovemaking? Do you know what I'm saying? Like, like that guy? Like, in, in the, the Best Buy meme, it's obviously, he's fully clothed, he's in a Best Buy, he's putting on headphones, and he is like-

• 25:03Peyton Hardin?

  Grinding.

• 25:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, full grinding.

• 25:05Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 25:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Is there a point where you're, you're just showing out at this point?

• 25:09Peyton Hardin?

  Like- Are you talking about publicly, or what are you talking about?

• 25:11Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I'm talking about, do you think that there is, from male or female side, that there's, you, you're, you can do too much? Like, you're overdoing it, you're overselling it.

• 25:18Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yeah, I've experienced it.

• 25:22Peyton Hardin?

  It's like, I am not doing that to you.

• 25:26Cameron Kennedy?

  I, I do not have those powers, man, let's keep it quiet, huh?

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• 26:02Cameron Kennedy?

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• 26:52Cameron Kennedy?

  The other day, I was coming home, I don't even know where I was at, but I know I was in the car by myself, and I was coming back home. And in my neighborhood, when you enter in my neighborhood, it is like a, it is like a ball of joy and peace. There's always kids out playing at the park, all these things, right? So I came in this back entrance, and it's like, right when day is turning to night. Okay. And I go down this street, and there's this, there's this young girl. She's probably, maybe Pierce's age. Eighteen, nineteen, okay? And, so at the street that I came, I hit the end of the street, very abrupt stop, because I remembered, wifey said, gotta go by mailbox. Okay, mailbox is to the right, house is to the left, girl's right in front of my car. True.

• 27:34Cameron Kennedy?

  So I hit this mean stop, and she turns around and looks at me, and I swear to God, worst timing ever. It turned night enough, my lights kicked on, so she turns around and looks at me. My lights kick on right on, I swear to God. And she's looking at me, and I'm like, and she, in my car, there's not a ton of tint, so she sees me, and I'm probably tired, because that's what new fathers are like. Something like this, right? I'm sitting there looking at her, dead in the face, the lights kick on, it's bright on her, and she's starting, now this is the crazy part, she was walking toward the left. Remember I said, house is to the left? She's walking towards the left. She, we all know what she's thinking. Yeah. So she switches her route, starts going to the right.

• 28:19Cameron Kennedy?

  I have to go to the right to go to the mailbox, I swear to God. She starts taking off to the right, kinda like a quicker walk, and I go, I hit that slow turn, hit that slow turn, the lights perfectly like follow her walking, and then she looks at me again, and she does like a triple take. She's literally like this. Like, she's terrified, and I felt, I felt awful, but the last thing I'm gonna do is roll down my window and go, "Help!" Like, she would take off, run, it's like, So I'm like, I just gotta let this play out, she'll be fine. Obviously, I know myself, I'm not doing anything. So I go to the mailbox and park, she's already far, like, past. I get the mailbox, I turn around, go back to the left. I am not shitting you.

• 29:01Cameron Kennedy?

  The, it's like little streets that can connect and stuff. So she was gone and far enough, and she turned back left, where she was originally walking.

• 29:07Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 29:07Cameron Kennedy?

  She, we meet at this intersection, I swear to god. Bro, I felt so bad. I meet at the stop sign, and she's at the edge of the street. She looks at my car, sees it, takes off on a full sprint.

• 29:19Peyton Hardin?

  Oh shit.

• 29:20Cameron Kennedy?

  And, in that predicament, what do I do?

• 29:23Peyton Hardin?

  Honestly?

• 29:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Do I drive fast after and tell her, "Hey, nothing to worry about"?

• 29:26Peyton Hardin?

  That's the last thing you do.

• 29:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Do I just let her run off and think she's running for her literal life?

• 29:31Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 29:31Cameron Kennedy?

  What do I do? Cause I gotta go that way too.

• 29:33Peyton Hardin?

  The first thing, okay, that's all, that's on you.

• 29:36Cameron Kennedy?

  That is not on me, that is on the ecosystem. It was, it was immense timing. Like, it was, it was wicked timing.

• 29:42Peyton Hardin?

  The only thing you could have done is, is nip it in the bud immediately. And this might sound crazy, but as soon as you see that she's concerned that you're gonna take her, you roll your window down, be like, "Hey, I'm not taking ya."

• 29:53Cameron Kennedy?

  That's, that's what people, that take people say! "Hey, I'm not here for ya, just hop in, we can talk about it." And then you kink, put her in handcuffs, bing, bing, and you drive off. That's exactly what I didn't want to happen. That is exactly what I couldn't say. So what did I do?

• 30:09Peyton Hardin?

  What'd you do?

• 30:10Cameron Kennedy?

  I just followed her a little more, cause I had to get to my house. Took off running to the left, I drove my ass to my house to the left, and she was sweating.

• 30:17Peyton Hardin?

  Do you have one?

• 30:18Cameron Kennedy?

  She was like

• 30:20Cameron Kennedy?

  She was like

• 30:22Cameron Kennedy?

  full sprinting away from me.

• 30:23Peyton Hardin?

  Do you have one of those neighborhood apps where everybody in the neighborhood talks to each other?

• 30:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, there's a Facebook group, but I'm not in it. I bet she dropped a paragraph in there.

• 30:31Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god, yeah.

• 30:32Cameron Kennedy?

  She goes, "Black sedan, it's a white guy, awfully tired, big beard, he tried to kidnap me." The next day, I'm like this, some dad like tackled me.

• 30:39Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, 100%.

• 30:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, it was, it was crazy.

• 30:41Peyton Hardin?

  That's the worst timing ever.

• 30:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my, it was unreal. Like, I immediately walked inside, started Now, it's not funny, but I started cackling with Liv.

• 30:49Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 30:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Just due to the circumstance.

• 30:51Peyton Hardin?

  You traumatized that girl.

• 30:52Cameron Kennedy?

  And I was like, this girl's really like, kind of, she's gonna be fucked up for a little bit.

• 30:55Peyton Hardin?

  Oh yeah, you fucked her up.

• 30:56Cameron Kennedy?

  She thinks someone was just trying to get her.

• 30:58Peyton Hardin?

  A hundred percent.

• 30:58Cameron Kennedy?

  The lights, I follow her, we meet again, I follow her more.

• 31:02Peyton Hardin?

  And now she told her parents about it, and now she has less permission to roam streets now.

• 31:06Cameron Kennedy?

  And it looks, oh my god, she's, she's Harry Potter.

• 31:08Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 31:08Cameron Kennedy?

  She's under the staircase. But it also looks worse because she never saw me stop at the mailbox.

• 31:13Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, so now it's a wonder.

• 31:15Cameron Kennedy?

  She's like, is, was he waiting on me?

• 31:17Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 31:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Cause I went and stopped, you have to get out, it's like the big community ones, like all of them are at one spot.

• 31:21Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 31:22Cameron Kennedy?

  So I get out, get it, there's hun- like, hundreds, there's like twenty little things I gotta grab. And then by the time all that's done, she's made enough ground where we meet again. But in her mind, I went that way, she took off, I stopped, and she's like, she, bro, she's probably messed up.

• 31:36Peyton Hardin?

  I think-

• 31:36Cameron Kennedy?

  If you ever see this, I don't know, I literally don't know your name, I don't know who you are, but I'm sorry.

• 31:40Peyton Hardin?

  I think the best thing you could do is just hope that you run into her again and just be like, hey, about the other night-

• 31:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 31:45Peyton Hardin?

  I changed my mind on taking you.

• 31:46Cameron Kennedy?

  I was going to.

• 31:50Cameron Kennedy?

  You go, funny enough, you look really similar to the target. I'm sorry, I was supposed to get another girl, you look awfully close to her. Have a night, have a nice day.

• 31:59Peyton Hardin?

  That might not be good.

• 32:00Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I mean, that's-

• 32:01Peyton Hardin?

  To the target.

• 32:02Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no, but, I mean, hell, she thinks I'm an assassin.

• 32:05Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 32:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, it was, it was, um, oh my god, it was so, it wasn't funny, but you know what I'm saying.

• 32:10Peyton Hardin?

  I brought up that, uh, those ho- those neighborhood apps, right? Where you, like, I think that's the worst thing ever.

• 32:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Do something else.

• 32:18Peyton Hardin?

  Those community neighborhood apps, right? And my parents are in one.

• 32:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Everyone's parents are.

• 32:23Peyton Hardin?

  But it's not one of those ones where there's a discourse. I guess there is, but basically it's just like, ping's alert. Like, hey, somebody stole my Amazon package, hey, a hyena just killed my poodle. Hey, too many black people in this park, you know what I mean? It's like, that's what the things are saying.

• 32:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, the five on five game's getting- Really loud.

• 32:45Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, I'm saying like, I think at a certain point, I hope I am never at that.

• 32:50Cameron Kennedy?

  I pray to God, we'd never ever touch that level.

• 32:53Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, Liv is definitely gonna get there.

• 32:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Liv's already there. She's already in those groups. I swear to God.

• 32:57Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, really?

• 32:57Cameron Kennedy?

  She's in like the Moms of Blank, Moms of Blank, Single, Stay at Home Moms of Blank, Housewives of Blank. I'm like, what are you doing? Like, live your life and, and love it.

• 33:06Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, and it's the, the funny thing is, so I go back home to Austin and my parents are in there. And like, we'll all be in the living room and my, we, we don't talk. So we're all in the living room, like on our phones. And I'm like, I'm looking at Preston, my mom, my dad. I'm like, what are y'all looking at? And they're like, ah, somebody broke in two houses down. And then they're talking, they're like, and they just talk shit about like neighbors and what they say.

• 33:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, that's, I mean, and I can see the drama part, but like.

• 33:34Peyton Hardin?

  That's what they're in it for.

• 33:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Exactly. The drama is like, drama's thrilling to anybody.

• 33:37Peyton Hardin?

  Well, I'm not really, like, I don't care.

• 33:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Drama's nice. I, I love drama.

• 33:41Peyton Hardin?

  Never been into it.

• 33:42Cameron Kennedy?

  God, I'd love a good draw, just a cup of tea and spilt right on your lap. Ah, boy.

• 33:47Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not a cheese may kinda girl.

• 33:48Cameron Kennedy?

  A what?

• 33:49Peyton Hardin?

  A cheese may.

• 33:50Cameron Kennedy?

  What the hell's a cheese may?

• 33:52Peyton Hardin?

  Cheese may.

• 33:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Cheese may. You cheese me.

• 33:55Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, a cheese may.

• 33:56Cameron Kennedy?

  What is it? What are you saying?

• 33:57Peyton Hardin?

  A chismay.

• 33:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Chismay. Now you've changed it.

• 33:59Peyton Hardin?

  A cheese may.

• 34:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Cheese may.

• 34:01Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 34:02Cameron Kennedy?

  What is that? Is it a snack? What is it? A group? What is a chismay?

• 34:07Cameron Kennedy?

  It sounds like saying kiss me, and I'm getting close. What is a chismay?

• 34:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Swear to God, I don't know what a chismay is.

• 34:16Peyton Hardin?

  Stop saying it like that.

• 34:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Chismay. What is it? Are you gonna chiss me?

• 34:22Peyton Hardin?

  No, no.

• 34:24Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I'm saying.

• 34:25Peyton Hardin?

  No, cha, cha, why'd you stand?

• 34:27Cameron Kennedy?

  You told me, come here.

• 34:27Peyton Hardin?

  No, I didn't. No, I didn't.

• 34:29Cameron Kennedy?

  You literally said.

• 34:31Peyton Hardin?

  No, I did not.

• 34:32Cameron Kennedy?

  What the fuck did he literally went?

• 34:33Peyton Hardin?

  I genuinely never pointed at you to come to, towards me.

• 34:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God. Oh, my God. See, there's a rat.

• 34:38Peyton Hardin?

  I don't like when you tower me. No, you, you went, I literally didn't do that.

• 34:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, I'm getting angry.

• 34:45Peyton Hardin?

  It's a, it's, it's like, uh, gossip in Spanish.

• 34:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 34:48Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. Oh.

• 34:51Cameron Kennedy?

  I thought it was like some undercover agency or something. Like a chisnook.

• 34:54Peyton Hardin?

  But I never want to get to that, I never want to get to that age where I'm looking at the group chats of the neighborhood like who's doing what and what's doing what. At that point, just put me down.

• 35:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah. No, I don't like, don't just literally spray paint my windows. Like, I don't see anything. I don't get something.

• 35:09Peyton Hardin?

  Put me down, right. Okay, so I got a question for you.

• 35:15Peyton Hardin?

  Say I'm on my deathbed, right?

• 35:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, oh, no.

• 35:18Peyton Hardin?

  I'm laying down, I'm on my deathbed. I can talk to you, right? My eyes are straight.

• 35:23Cameron Kennedy?

  A little loose.

• 35:24Peyton Hardin?

  I can't do this or that. I can't look left or right, but I can talk. You come to my deathbed, right? You get granted one wish, right? What? Not one wish. You get the power of, you can ask me literally anything you ever wanted to.

• 35:40Peyton Hardin?

  And I, and I will answer it honestly.

• 35:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my god.

• 35:44Peyton Hardin?

  What would you ask me on my deathbed if I have to answer honestly?

• 35:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Doesn't really hook.

• 35:49Peyton Hardin?

  I'm just kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

• 35:53Peyton Hardin?

  I'm kidding.

• 36:00Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not kidding.

• 36:01Peyton Hardin?

  I'm kidding.

• 36:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Holy shit, that is a, that is a wicked prompt.

• 36:04Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 36:05Cameron Kennedy?

  That's like, god, this is probably.

• 36:06Peyton Hardin?

  Answers, yeah. To the left.

• 36:14Peyton Hardin?

  This is built like a nine iron, dog.

• 36:17Peyton Hardin?

  Alright.

• 36:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. That man, this is such a blank canvas. Okay, I can break it down.

• 36:23Peyton Hardin?

  Anything.

• 36:23Cameron Kennedy?

  That's so.

• 36:24Peyton Hardin?

  Last question. And I had to answer it honestly.

• 36:27Cameron Kennedy?

  I could, okay. Well, you're gonna be like 50, so it could be, you're not living that long.

• 36:34Peyton Hardin?

  That's. I just got it. It took you so long.

• 36:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Shit, bro. I, I could go multiple ways. I could go something.

• 36:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Cause as of now, I don't have one of these questions, but like say, say this big event happened like here in a couple of years or something and like, and you just lied your ass off and I believed it, but then I slowly started to like, see the lie. I could be like, did you really do that in Vegas or did you really crash Michael? Like some shit like that, but I don't have that yet. As of now, I'd probably say, like, like who's getting all your shit? Like, like how much of your stuff am I getting? Cause you got a lot of stuff, dog. And I think it should go to me.

• 37:16Peyton Hardin?

  That's probably what I'm saying now.

• 37:17Cameron Kennedy?

  That's the worst last question ever.

• 37:19Peyton Hardin?

  I mean, I don't, I don't have like,

• 37:21Cameron Kennedy?

  uh,

• 37:21Peyton Hardin?

  Do you want to know what I'd ask you?

• 37:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, God.

• 37:24Peyton Hardin?

  Not really. Oh my God. What would you ask?

• 37:27Cameron Kennedy?

  So you're on your deathbed, right?

• 37:28Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 37:29Cameron Kennedy?

  I get one question. I like that. I get one question to ask Cam. You're laying there. You can only see straight out of your peripheral. You see me walking up to you and I got my arm around Liv and I go, are you sure this is okay?

• 37:46Peyton Hardin?

  Oh.

• 37:50Cameron Kennedy?

  I, I literally go,

• 37:53Cameron Kennedy?

  I would just die right there. You sick, no, you would not. No, first off, she wouldn't. If she did, I would haunt her like no one's business. It wouldn't even be funny.

• 38:05Peyton Hardin?

  I'd walk Liv in there. Cam, are you sure this is okay?

• 38:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God, you'd kill me right then and there. That would be, that would be my syringe of whatever. I would just die.

• 38:13Peyton Hardin?

  That's funny.

• 38:14Cameron Kennedy?

  No shot.

• 38:15Peyton Hardin?

  That would be a great last question. I'd just send you in absolute confusion on your way out. Like you're just like,

• 38:20Cameron Kennedy?

  I have just filled with question marks entering eternity. I'm just like, no, no. Bro, I don't, I, I don't, you, your darkest secrets don't excite me and I don't,

• 38:30Peyton Hardin?

  I don't have dark secrets, that's why.

• 38:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, everyone has some dark secrets.

• 38:33Peyton Hardin?

  I don't.

• 38:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, you've got some dark secrets, yes.

• 38:35Peyton Hardin?

  What is it?

• 38:35Cameron Kennedy?

  You've got some dark secrets.

• 38:37Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 38:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Got some dark secrets. It's about your past.

• 38:40Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 38:42Cameron Kennedy?

  So I was kind of just, I kind of wanted to keep fishing to see if maybe you'd bite.

• 38:45Peyton Hardin?

  There's nothing, that's all.

• 38:46Cameron Kennedy?

  See, yeah, you're, you're very, you're an open guy. You always talk about how honest you are.

• 38:50Peyton Hardin?

  I'd say everything on this podcast.

• 38:52Cameron Kennedy?

  I would, I'd probably genuinely say like where, like, where's the hard drive that contains all your passwords and informations, including bank accounts?

• 38:59Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, you'd ask the guy that got the TikTok. I don't know.

• 39:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Better than asking.

• 39:09Peyton Hardin?

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• 39:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I'm right there with you.

• 39:41Peyton Hardin?

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• 39:53Cameron Kennedy?

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• 39:57Peyton Hardin?

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• 39:58Cameron Kennedy?

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• 40:03Peyton Hardin?

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• 40:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Now on to the rest of the episode.

• 40:14Peyton Hardin?

  I saw this viral tweet.

• 40:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Right?

• 40:16Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, God. And it was definitely a question that I, if I would've asked it, I would've gotten roasted on the internet.

• 40:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Ridiculed.

• 40:22Peyton Hardin?

  But since somebody else asked it.

• 40:23Cameron Kennedy?

  It's free game.

• 40:24Peyton Hardin?

  I'm gonna ask it here.

• 40:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Go for it.

• 40:26Peyton Hardin?

  How did, I saw this on Twitter, right? So it's not my thoughts.

• 40:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. I love the preface.

• 40:31Peyton Hardin?

  Make it short. How did people wake up on time before there were alarm clocks?

• 40:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Jesus, now that, now that.

• 40:40Peyton Hardin?

  That's a goddamn cue.

• 40:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Now that, cuz the Lord himself knows, if I don't set an alarm clock, I'm either waking up at 6 a.m. before the birds, or you can catch me at 1:30.

• 40:50Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, 100%.

• 40:52Cameron Kennedy?

  There's nothing like a good time, bro. That, I feel like you, without an alarm clock, would die quicker.

• 41:01Peyton Hardin?

  What do you mean?

• 41:02Cameron Kennedy?

  In life.

• 41:02Peyton Hardin?

  What do you mean?

• 41:03Cameron Kennedy?

  You, your natural alarm clock is disturbingly early.

• 41:06Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 41:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, so early. And I feel like you would just, those days would just pile up.

• 41:11Peyton Hardin?

  You're just losing hours on hours.

• 41:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah.

• 41:13Peyton Hardin?

  Losing hours. Going to bed at 2, waking up at 5.

• 41:16Cameron Kennedy?

  100%.

• 41:16Peyton Hardin?

  Going to bed at 2, waking up at 6.

• 41:18Cameron Kennedy?

  But you know, how did they do it?

• 41:19Peyton Hardin?

  I have no.

• 41:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, the only thing I could think of is there was a city bell, right?

• 41:25Peyton Hardin?

  There is like a huge city bell that they had the local ogre go to.

• 41:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Some asshole in slacks is like.

• 41:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Everyone's like.

• 41:36Peyton Hardin?

  But that was my initial thought, but then I was like, how is that guy waking up at the exact time every day to go ring the bell?

• 41:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Who's ringing his bell? Someone's working the graveyard shift. Someone's like, hey Phil, you gotta go. And he just goes to bed, he's so tired, Phil's like. Phil goes up this 40 pound hammer, he's like, just dragging through the city.

• 41:56Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, it makes no sense.

• 41:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Well, okay, I think, I think a very important thing is what time period are we talking about?

• 42:02Peyton Hardin?

  Before there were alarm clocks. There was still time.

• 42:04Cameron Kennedy?

  I know, I know, but I'm talking about, we're talking like, United States, like in the, maybe 1900, I don't even know when an alarm clock was made.

• 42:11Peyton Hardin?

  Who invented the alarm clock?

• 42:12Cameron Kennedy?

  The alarm clock and what year? We're talking way back when? We're talking like.

• 42:16Peyton Hardin?

  It doesn't, I don't know, it just before.

• 42:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Way back when it was sun, sun's an animal.

• 42:20Peyton Hardin?

  Well, yeah, but I'm saying before, like whenever you had to get somewhere at a certain time.

• 42:24Cameron Kennedy?

  There was jobs, infrastructure.

• 42:26Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, like the world was still revolving how it is now, you had to go get on the assembly line for Henry Ford.

• 42:31Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm liking the bell theory.

• 42:32Peyton Hardin?

  But there was no. Exactly, it doesn't make sense.

• 42:36Cameron Kennedy?

  You have to have a Phil in your city that rings the bell, or a great friend that somehow is like addicted to coffee or something. You gotta have a buddy system.

• 42:46Peyton Hardin?

  How did that work? How did jobs work at that time? They were like, hey, when you wake up, come on, like, how is that?

• 42:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Just as soon as you feel like it, come give us 11 hours of your day and pay a 20.

• 42:56Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, and they're like seven year olds working at that time.

• 42:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, dude, how, okay, genuinely, they had, they had to have just been so wired. But like, what happens in a long day? What happens when your boss has a clock overtime? There's no way you're working, waking up the same time.

• 43:10Peyton Hardin?

  It doesn't even matter if you're super wired, to have your mind wake up at this exact time every day, that's an anomaly.

• 43:17Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't think so, I think it's more normal.

• 43:19Peyton Hardin?

  To just wake up at an, at the same time every day?

• 43:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Around the same time, if there are circumstances, like.

• 43:24Peyton Hardin?

  Kim, that is, you cannot just wake up at any time, the, the exact time every day, you cannot wake up.

• 43:30Cameron Kennedy?

  You can't.

• 43:31Peyton Hardin?

  You cannot do that.

• 43:32Cameron Kennedy?

  You can get pretty close.

• 43:33Peyton Hardin?

  You've been late here 90%.

• 43:35Cameron Kennedy?

  But that, that's traffic. That, I, if I leave a whole other 30 minutes early, that's fine. I'm saying when I was teaching, and I would set an alarm.

• 43:41Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 43:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Right? Every day, right before that alarm would go off, I would naturally, like, my eyes would wake up. Like, probably five minutes, eight minutes before. Like, it's just because you wake up at the same time every day.

• 43:51Peyton Hardin?

  But how did you get accustomed to that?

• 43:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Alarm in the beginning.

• 43:54Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly.

• 43:54Cameron Kennedy?

  In the beginning.

• 43:55Peyton Hardin?

  I'm, exactly. So I'm saying, you had, you had.

• 43:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Paranoia.

• 43:59Peyton Hardin?

  Paranoia is the best alarm clock.

• 44:00Cameron Kennedy?

  It's, it's gotta be.

• 44:02Peyton Hardin?

  Dog, I don't know if anybody else experiences this. Whenever you have something big in the morning, right? Big the next morning, you go to bed.

• 44:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 44:10Peyton Hardin?

  And you wake up, you wake up out of your sleep, but you didn't hear the alarm clock. You're like, what the? And you check your phone, and there's like 30 minutes left.

• 44:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 44:19Peyton Hardin?

  That, and it's like, oh my god, okay. But then, you start to play with Satan. And then, so you're like, I'm going back.

• 44:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, you do. You see, you start shaking hands with Lucifer. You go, I can get another 25.

• 44:29Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly. But you check to see if your alarm clock is still set, so you know, right? You know that it's still.

• 44:35Cameron Kennedy?

  That shit, oh my god, especially when it's like, something that involves transportation. Like, you gotta, like, your Uber schedule for this, or you gotta get on a plane.

• 44:42Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 44:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god. I wake up four times. I'll wake up an hour into the sleep.

• 44:46Peyton Hardin?

  And every time, it's the same jump scare. It's the same jump scare.

• 44:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Two hours later, I'm like, fuck. You start getting mad, and your sleep is shit.

• 44:53Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, and then, and then, if you play with Satan for too long, and you miss it, and you're like.

• 44:58Cameron Kennedy?

  My god, dude, the, oh, when you play with him, when you play with Satan, and you think you're hitting snooze, and you accidentally hit stop.

• 45:05Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, oh yeah, I'm the king of that.

• 45:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Whole day's ruined.

• 45:07Peyton Hardin?

  I'm the king of that, oh my god, I just thought of.

• 45:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Something.

• 45:10Peyton Hardin?

  Or her.

• 45:11Cameron Kennedy?

  For, before the alarm clocks were around.

• 45:14Peyton Hardin?

  We didn't rely on human beings. We didn't rely on the guy hitting the bell. It was that goddamn rooster.

• 45:20Cameron Kennedy?

  It was, there was a lot of birds.

• 45:21Peyton Hardin?

  It was the neighborhood rooster. Just, oh my god, you're how bad that

• 45:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Everybody was like

• 45:30Peyton Hardin?

  Everybody goes, "Kill that!" Like, "Take his neck!"

• 45:34Cameron Kennedy?

  And you're just sitting there, "Bro, oh my god." Some people have incredibly annoying alarm clocks.

• 45:41Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 45:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Like the Martian one.

• 45:42Peyton Hardin?

  That's what I got, that's what I got.

• 45:44Cameron Kennedy?

  And I get it, it's to wake you up, but imagine a living being.

• 45:48Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god.

• 45:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Every day.

• 45:49Peyton Hardin?

  That's like your son.

• 45:50Cameron Kennedy?

  He just wa- oh no, seriously. But his is at least semi cute and then you're just, man, he's like

• 45:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Bird with a gobbly little neck going Like screaming? No.

• 46:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I'd shoot it. I would end that bird.

• 46:07Peyton Hardin?

  But then you'd be late to work.

• 46:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, the work would have to

• 46:09Peyton Hardin?

  That's exactly how it happens.

• 46:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, oh

• 46:12Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, waking up might be top five most anxiety things in my life, dude.

• 46:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Hundred percent.

• 46:17Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, it's when I wake up, my day is ruined. Or like, just, I am blessed to see another day, but my mind is at the darkest, at the first ever wake up.

• 46:27Cameron Kennedy?

  I remember when you told me that, like off pod, we were just on a call and you're like, "Bro, waking up scares me."

• 46:33Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, it's like, I, it's immediate panic and I don't know what kind of medicine I need to not panic when I wake up. But it is pure Shock.

• 46:43Cameron Kennedy?

  You said, you said, you wake up and you take a big breath?

• 46:48Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, yeah, like

• 46:53Peyton Hardin?

  Oh yeah, I check my phone to see like who's dead, like I am, I am going through it. Another thing that gives me anxiety that shouldn't.

• 47:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, that's a, that's a lengthy list.

• 47:02Peyton Hardin?

  Do you know, so I've told this on the podcast before about how I sometimes forget how to do the most normal things. I forget how to eat sometimes, I forget how to breathe and pee, right? This week

• 47:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Little brain farts.

• 47:14Peyton Hardin?

  This week, I was having the hardest time ever with door handles. Like not a knob.

• 47:19Cameron Kennedy?

  What do you mean?

• 47:20Peyton Hardin?

  Not a little knob. Actual handle that comes out. Because for the life of me, I could not remember, do I pull that bitch up or down?

• 47:30Cameron Kennedy?

  It doesn't matter.

• 47:32Peyton Hardin?

  It doesn't, but what's the right way?

• 47:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Down.

• 47:34Peyton Hardin?

  I would assume.

• 47:35Cameron Kennedy?

  But isn't it easier to go up?

• 47:37Peyton Hardin?

  It is easier.

• 47:38Cameron Kennedy?

  But we're also, you gotta think, we're also, our hands are lower. Our hands are lower than the average foe.

• 47:43Peyton Hardin?

  I've been, I've been this way for a long time.

• 47:45Cameron Kennedy?

  No, but I'm saying that's why it might be easier for us.

• 47:47Peyton Hardin?

  No, but I'm saying I've been like that for a long time where I prefer the up. Like, I've been eye to eye with the bitch. And you're just like, yes or no, is it not easier to lift a door handle up?

• 47:58Cameron Kennedy?

  It is.

• 47:58Peyton Hardin?

  Well, then go down.

• 47:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Naturally, pulling is easier than pushing.

• 48:02Peyton Hardin?

  You're pulling either way.

• 48:03Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 48:05Peyton Hardin?

  If you're putting a door handle down.

• 48:07Cameron Kennedy?

  You are pushing it down. You're literally on top of it, pushing it down.

• 48:11Peyton Hardin?

  And then when you're doing this, what are you doing?

• 48:13Cameron Kennedy?

  You're pulling.

• 48:14Peyton Hardin?

  You're pushing it, you're, you're, you're pushing it up.

• 48:17Cameron Kennedy?

  If I was to grab this, and it's right here.

• 48:21Peyton Hardin?

  That's pushing it up.

• 48:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Or a pulling motion, you're pulling something toward.

• 48:25Peyton Hardin?

  Pulling this this way.

• 48:27Cameron Kennedy?

  What is this?

• 48:28Peyton Hardin?

  Pulling it towards you.

• 48:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Exactly, you're doing that with the handle, you're just going up.

• 48:31Peyton Hardin?

  Straight up.

• 48:34Cameron Kennedy?

  This is time for your condolences. I might be sorry.

• 48:38Peyton Hardin?

  I might be sorry.

• 48:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. Yeah, I might be sorry.

• 48:40Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I'm just saying, I've always, I've, it's my, my hardest ever, like this week, figuring out the door handle. I've been sitting at a door for two minutes this week. It's honestly, I don't know, it's something up here.

• 48:53Cameron Kennedy?

  We need to figure it out.

• 48:54Peyton Hardin?

  I need doctors.

• 48:55Cameron Kennedy?

  No, we need to, I mean, yeah, but we need to get, we need to find out why. I feel like once we find that why, it'll be like the Book of the Dead, just a book of treasure that we uncover.

• 49:04Peyton Hardin?

  I think it's a mix of anxiety, ADHD, and a little. We can mute it for YouTube.

• 49:09Cameron Kennedy?

  A little anxiety, ADHD, little blankety blank and a vice on the back end.

• 49:14Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it's like.

• 49:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 49:16Peyton Hardin?

  I shouldn't spend that much time at a door, you know what I mean?

• 49:20Cameron Kennedy?

  It was the four glasses of Johnny Walk Dog and the 200 insurgents I killed in Team Deathmatch.

• 49:28Cameron Kennedy?

  You wake up, you're like.

• 49:31Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 49:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, that I, oh, okay. On the, on the, on the thing of waking up, real quick. When you wake up, you're different because you immediately, you're in so much fear. You take a huge breath.

• 49:43Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 49:43Cameron Kennedy?

  I feel like that jumpstarts the system. I am like a slow dying patient. Where when I wake up, it, it takes me genuinely 20 minutes to like see straight and hear. I swear to God, especially now with these late night shifts.

• 49:57Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 49:57Cameron Kennedy?

  I wake up and I, I am actually wobbling around my room. I am not drunk. I did not drink the night before. I'm wobbling. I can't see straight.

• 50:06Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 50:06Cameron Kennedy?

  And I can't hear shit.

• 50:07Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 50:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Have you ever experienced that?

• 50:08Peyton Hardin?

  A hundred percent. Mine's more of a fear based thing because I've left my contacts in for months. And I gotta, I gotta like.

• 50:15Cameron Kennedy?

  You have dailies.

• 50:16Peyton Hardin?

  I gotta, I gotta rub my, I gotta get in there to see something. You know what I mean?

• 50:22Cameron Kennedy?

  I genuinely don't. I swear to God, I don't know what you mean.

• 50:26Peyton Hardin?

  And once there's a little bit of oil in there, I'm like.

• 50:30Peyton Hardin?

  Once we've warmed that engine up, I'm like.

• 50:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, I, but I said that because I have recently been, I have been stubbing the shit out of my feet. In my room when I wake up at night.

• 50:41Peyton Hardin?

  That's top five worst.

• 50:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God. And then, but I'm holding this little sack of joy.

• 50:46Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my God.

• 50:47Cameron Kennedy?

  And I, I feel handicapped. I feel like I can't do anything to release. And sometimes I just want to bite something and I look down. I'm like, I can't bite him. And I, oh my God, it's, it has been like seriously pissing me off because every night it's on the, on the foot of the bed, on the recliner, on the door. Pitch black.

• 51:02Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 51:03Cameron Kennedy?

  I can't see shit. I'm holding the baby and I'm just like.

• 51:06Peyton Hardin?

  You know what makes stubbing your toe worse? Is having somebody in the room with you and laughs.

• 51:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 51:11Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, if you're laughing at my, dude, I'm okay. I mean, I can take a joke, right? You joke on me on anything. If I kick something, if I stub my toe, if I'm in pain and you're like. Like you're about to feel this pain, you know what I mean?

• 51:25Cameron Kennedy?

  That is so, so you. He, this man will laugh and joke at anything. If something is, if it crosses that line to where he's experiencing actual pain, he is, he doesn't even like you anymore.

• 51:37Peyton Hardin?

  Oh no.

• 51:37Cameron Kennedy?

  You're literally like, bro, shut the. And I'm like, oh, oh, okay, sorry.

• 51:41Peyton Hardin?

  No, yeah, I'm ready to send insurgents.

• 51:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my god.

• 51:44Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, that's the worst.

• 51:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my god.

• 51:47Peyton Hardin?

  And I think that's messed up. At what point is it okay to laugh at somebody's pain and not laugh at somebody's pain?

• 51:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Bullshit. You, you would laugh at any pain that I received. You would laugh at any injury that I received.

• 51:58Peyton Hardin?

  That's not true.

• 51:59Cameron Kennedy?

  But if we flip this script and you stub your little grossly long toe and I chuckle, I'm gonna have someone outside of my door. And that's how that works.

• 52:08Peyton Hardin?

  No, that's bullshit. I don't think that's true.

• 52:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Hypocrisy.

• 52:10Peyton Hardin?

  I don't think that's true.

• 52:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Peyton, if I got up and fell face flat first on that concrete.

• 52:15Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 52:16Cameron Kennedy?

  You would, you would cackle, then ask if I was okay. That's fact. That is a fact. That is a fact.

• 52:25Peyton Hardin?

  The reason I laugh is I was thinking if you fell over right now, all this equipment's over. All this equipment's on the ground.

• 52:31Cameron Kennedy?

  I go, oh, oh.

• 52:35Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. I mean, there's certain things I do laugh at that I shouldn't, like,

• 52:40Peyton Hardin?

  like, people breaking up. And I'm not gonna lie, it's the majority of the TikTok couples. And it's not funny, because it is like, that is sad that you're breaking up.

• 52:49Cameron Kennedy?

  It's love.

• 52:50Peyton Hardin?

  That is sad that you're breaking up.

• 52:51Cameron Kennedy?

  But why are you laughing at it? But like, come on.

• 52:58Peyton Hardin?

  It's like, there's these, why are we making videos?

• 53:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my god, yeah.

• 53:02Peyton Hardin?

  I'm so sad, and then you record. What is the, what is the appropriate way to break up with somebody?

• 53:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, face to face, get it all out before they can ask questions, get the hell out of touch.

• 53:14Peyton Hardin?

  That's, that's all you can do. You, you, you take your girl out to dinner, and you're like, you sit down, the waiter brings a water, don't ask for appetizers, it's over quick.

• 53:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 53:22Peyton Hardin?

  Be like, hey, let you know, not feeling anymore, check's on you, right?

• 53:27Cameron Kennedy?

  That's what I was gonna say, my hungry ass, I'm like, let's get a whole dinner. And I go, hey, Jessica, really not working out, you're hella annoying, you need to do better, see you later, she's paying, bye, and you walk out.

• 53:37Peyton Hardin?

  What's the worst way to break up with somebody?

• 53:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, I'm not gonna say specifics, because...

• 53:42Peyton Hardin?

  Just give a scenario so we can...

• 53:44Cameron Kennedy?

  I believe she does watch this, but I heard someone that is a friend of a friend of a friend, got broken up with by her person that they lived, she lived with this man in the same house, and he broke up with her via email. And now, now that is a, that is the biggest, biggest, all caps, you I have ever seen. For you to be clocked into a job and you take a two-minute break to email someone you live with. Shit's not working? That is, that is wicked. And I swear to God, I'm not, I'm not making that up.

• 54:23Peyton Hardin?

  That somebody really got broken up with through email by somebody they lived with.

• 54:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Friend of, a friend of a friend of Liv's. That she, like, Liv was told this and now I'm saying it, I'm hiding for secrecy.

• 54:34Peyton Hardin?

  Well, yeah, okay, but, yes. That genuinely happened, actually happened.

• 54:37Cameron Kennedy?

  They lived together and then it goes on. She said when she got back, his shit was already packed. And I'm like, this man, this man had some demons? He found something out about this girl? Cause there's, there's no way.

• 54:53Peyton Hardin?

  No way.

• 54:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Sends the email, probably goes, hey boss, I gotta get out of here a little early. Speeds to the house, clears the shit.

• 54:58Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, that's almost like some serial killer-esque thing. Like imagine, you're living with your girlfriend, right? You go to bed, you go to bed with your girl.

• 55:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, man.

• 55:08Peyton Hardin?

  You know that in the back of your mind, this is gonna happen tomorrow morning.

• 55:13Cameron Kennedy?

  That, yeah.

• 55:14Peyton Hardin?

  He's laying down, they're cuddling, he's big spooning his girl, looking at the back of her head, being like, you don't even know what's gonna be in your inbox in the morning, bitch. He goes, goodnight. Wakes up, right, they're, they're in the house together in the morning. Cooking eggs and shit.

• 55:31Cameron Kennedy?

  He's got a new pep in his step today.

• 55:34Peyton Hardin?

  And he's like, hey babe.

• 55:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh dude, and then she, she's like, oh, uh, don't worry honey, I'm gonna clean that lady. He's like, don't even worry about it.

• 55:41Peyton Hardin?

  He, she goes to work, she goes, what do you mean? He goes, oh, don't worry about it. She goes to work, she logs onto her work computer, he's at home like this.

• 55:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Sends a goddamn email, dude. To whom this regard?

• 55:54Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, to whom this may best concern. We're through.

• 55:58Cameron Kennedy?

  I wanna, I would pay so much money to see this email.

• 56:01Peyton Hardin?

  I want to meet this man.

• 56:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Based off how he ended the email, like, what did he, like, end it, like, best so and so?

• 56:07Peyton Hardin?

  Sorry. Good luck, next.

• 56:10Cameron Kennedy?

  And then.

• 56:11Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, my god.

• 56:13Cameron Kennedy?

  He had that U-Haul prepared, to have everything moved out there.

• 56:16Peyton Hardin?

  Or he has a duly truck.

• 56:17Cameron Kennedy?

  There's no in-between. He either doesn't have a lot of shit, or he's, he had this plotted, planned, and scheduled. That poor girl, bro.

• 56:26Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, no, no, honestly, it does suck for her.

• 56:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my god.

• 56:28Peyton Hardin?

  But you have to realize the comedy of that.

• 56:31Cameron Kennedy?

  The genius that this guy has. He kissed the back of her head, he rolled over and smiled and went to sleep.

• 56:38Peyton Hardin?

  Imagine, imagine if he CC'd the new girl.

• 56:43Peyton Hardin?

  If he gave the new broad a carbon copy.

• 56:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my god.

• 56:49Peyton Hardin?

  He goes, "You better act right, this is how I did the last one." I'd be like, "This, this man needs to go to jail."

• 56:53Cameron Kennedy?

  That is sick. Breaking up through an email has to be top tier.

• 56:56Peyton Hardin?

  Top tier.

• 56:57Cameron Kennedy?

  What could, what could top that? Like, genuinely, what could top that?

• 57:00Peyton Hardin?

  Breaking up through parents?

• 57:01Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 57:02Peyton Hardin?

  Like, breaking up with someone through their parents?

• 57:04Cameron Kennedy?

  How would that work?

• 57:07Peyton Hardin?

  Hey, Ms. Joe, I know, I know. It ain't working, though. I know. Your daughter was great.

• 57:12Cameron Kennedy?

  She was, but it's just, it's not my time.

• 57:14Peyton Hardin?

  Were you breaking up with my daughter?

• 57:15Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm breaking up with the daughter.

• 57:17Peyton Hardin?

  Have you, have you told her?

• 57:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Nah, that's why I'm here first, Ms. Joe. I just, I wanted to tell you, you've been, you've been great for me. And, you know, me, me, me and Sydney, we just weren't seeing eye to eye, and I just, it's, I'm gonna have to let her go.

• 57:28Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I appreciate that, that you're coming to me before you tell her.

• 57:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, ma'am.

• 57:33Cameron Kennedy?

  You got a big old foot, Ms. Joe.

• 57:34Peyton Hardin?

  Wait, what's wrong with this? I said, "Before you tell her."

• 57:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no, I'm not telling her, Ms. Joe. I'm not. No, my truck's packed. I was telling you, you can, you can relay the message. I'm going to, I'm, I'm going to California.

• 57:46Peyton Hardin?

  You go, "Now I don't like it anymore." You're gonna break up with my daughter through me without, why are you telling me?

• 57:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Ah, you were, you've just been a respectful woman from the start. I've viewed you as a mom, it's just not working. I felt the right to, I owed you an explanation. I don't owe your daughter shit anymore, Ms. Joe.

• 58:04Cameron Kennedy?

  That's, that's just the way it is.

• 58:05Peyton Hardin?

  Do you think that's actually ever happened?

• 58:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, 100%.

• 58:08Peyton Hardin?

  No way.

• 58:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, do you, I, I'm on the side of, there's almost nothing you can name that hasn't happened in the history of mankind. That is, there's so many people, so many different lives, so many, if you could say, do you think a squirrel farted, uh, or farted fire and a turtle's captured him? I'd be like, I don't know. It might be.

• 58:29Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 58:30Cameron Kennedy?

  At this point, I, no, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so passionate because the other day, what was, it was a discussion about, about the same thing. I was like, I think everything's happened almost. Like, everything is a remake. There's a lot of, a lot of, just try me.

• 58:47Peyton Hardin?

  There's not a mount, oh, oh, I heard you swallow it. Oh, I heard you swallow it. A mountain hasn't had sex with a tree.

• 58:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, real things though. Real things. That would be, oh, it'd have to be a California, it'd have to be a California redwood. It would have to be a redwood. If there was a damn oak tree in Everest.

• 59:08Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, okay. A tornado, a volcano and an earthquake have not all been at the same place at the same time.

• 59:15Cameron Kennedy?

  A tornado, a volcano and an earthquake.

• 59:18Peyton Hardin?

  Never happened.

• 59:18Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't, but that, but it has to be validity. We don't even know if that can happen.

• 59:22Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 59:22Cameron Kennedy?

  That's what I'm saying. Say something with humans.

• 59:23Peyton Hardin?

  Watch this. No, no, no. Watch this. A tornado, a hurricane, an earthquake, a tsunami.

• 59:31Peyton Hardin?

  What's another natural disaster? And a, and a wildfire have it all happened at different parts of the world at the exact same time.

• 59:39Cameron Kennedy?

  I would, I would argue that. I would argue that like hell. I guarantee we could find that.

• 59:43Peyton Hardin?

  You think the goddamn dream team of natural disasters all went for 30?

• 59:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Where do you break?

• 59:51Peyton Hardin?

  That has not happened.

• 59:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, I'm talking about the original thing we said. Like, shit, you said, you think this has ever happened? Like a guy breaking up with his girl through the pan?

• 1:00:00Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 1:00:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Do I think a guy, and now, now you're getting to the point. I'm thinking damn near about everything, but it doesn't all have to be documented. That's the thing.

• 1:00:08Peyton Hardin?

  I don't think a, a whole family has sneezed at the same time.

• 1:00:12Cameron Kennedy?

  I've sneezed with my parents at the same time.

• 1:00:14Peyton Hardin?

  I'm talking about grandparents, cousins.

• 1:00:19Peyton Hardin?

  Immediate family.

• 1:00:20Cameron Kennedy?

  I'd argue that that's happened.

• 1:00:21Peyton Hardin?

  One, two, three, kazoon hide, bitch, that's not happening.

• 1:00:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Everybody, bro, I'm telling you, there's so.

• 1:00:27Peyton Hardin?

  No, I think you're too optimistic about, that's the only thing you're optimistic about in the world.

• 1:00:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, but I'm, it's, it's scary, that's why, there's, there's that sense of fear, it's a little bit of fear. Okay, weirdly enough, you know your GPS, right? Strange segue.

• 1:00:42Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 1:00:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Your GPS, you enter in somewhere, it tells you your time, right?

• 1:00:45Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 1:00:46Cameron Kennedy?

  The other day in the car, I entered to come here, to this building.

• 1:00:50Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:50Cameron Kennedy?

  To work, okay? It gave me three options.

• 1:00:53Peyton Hardin?

  Alright.

• 1:00:54Cameron Kennedy?

  One was 50 minutes, one was an hour 12, one was an hour and 47 minutes. Now I said, oopsie, on my part, I must have hit, don't use tolls.

• 1:01:04Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 1:01:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh no, all three of those options were including me paying to drive on pavement. Why the would I pick an hour 47? Why would I pick something that is double the time?

• 1:01:16Peyton Hardin?

  How did that work?

• 1:01:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Why is that an option? Apple, Steve Jobs, whoever it is, why, rest in peace, whoever's in charge of that, don't ever do that again.

• 1:01:25Peyton Hardin?

  There's no way that.

• 1:01:27Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not kidding.

• 1:01:28Peyton Hardin?

  How can there be three different variables of getting to the same place, all using toll roads? And one of them is double? How does that happen? Do you make a U-turn and try again?

• 1:01:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Or my, did you program a pit stop for me? Am I filling up?

• 1:01:44Peyton Hardin?

  They're like, you're gonna be thirsty.

• 1:01:45Cameron Kennedy?

  You're gonna, you're gonna want that, hey, there's a Bucky's right there, you're gonna stop.

• 1:01:48Peyton Hardin?

  We've seen your door dash, bro, you're hungry.

• 1:01:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, like, what on earth?

• 1:01:52Peyton Hardin?

  No way.

• 1:01:53Cameron Kennedy?

  I swear, swear to you.

• 1:01:54Peyton Hardin?

  Did you screenshot this? Cause I really wanna see.

• 1:01:57Cameron Kennedy?

  But I laughed at it and I immediately went to my notes and wrote it down.

• 1:01:59Peyton Hardin?

  Honestly, I think that's an older person thing.

• 1:02:02Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 1:02:03Peyton Hardin?

  Taking the long route.

• 1:02:05Cameron Kennedy?

  That, okay.

• 1:02:07Peyton Hardin?

  But the only thing that's confusing me is the fact that it was a toll road, cause I just don't see the possibility of that.

• 1:02:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Maybe, maybe one of them was just a highway.

• 1:02:13Peyton Hardin?

  It has to be.

• 1:02:14Cameron Kennedy?

  But I, I don't have avoid tolls on. So, first off, when you enter in something, what's the goal? Get there quickest.

• 1:02:21Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:21Cameron Kennedy?

  What is the quickest route?

• 1:02:22Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:23Cameron Kennedy?

  So it gives me three options that are not even remotely near.

• 1:02:26Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 1:02:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Tollway, tollway, and what, okay, one was a tollway at one part of it, but then it wasn't.

• 1:02:31Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, so it's like, you literally have to get on this because there's no road?

• 1:02:34Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm paying money regardless.

• 1:02:35Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 1:02:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Get me there in 52 minutes.

• 1:02:37Peyton Hardin?

  Maybe it's like, okay, you wanna pay.

• 1:02:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Five dollars in tolls on this trip, already like seventy-five cents using this one little thing.

• 1:02:43Peyton Hardin?

  Now that...

• 1:02:44Cameron Kennedy?

  That's where it comes in probably.

• 1:02:46Peyton Hardin?

  I'll start taking the long route if that's true.

• 1:02:47Cameron Kennedy?

  My dad does that. My dad has literally like a vendetta against toll roads.

• 1:02:52Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, that is an old person thing.

• 1:02:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, it's...

• 1:02:55Peyton Hardin?

  This shit wasn't here when we were driving.

• 1:02:56Cameron Kennedy?

  It's not even that, he's like, "Oh, I'm not spending money to drive." Like, that's his whole thing. And I'm like, "Dad, like, you drive a Jeep, right?" He drives my brother's old Jeep.

• 1:03:05Peyton Hardin?

  You're buying a shit ton of gas.

• 1:03:07Cameron Kennedy?

  So much gas, starting and stopping on these damn back roads, and you're driving thirty-five miles per hour.

• 1:03:12Peyton Hardin?

  Zzzzz.

• 1:03:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, that, that is such a, uh, our parents' thought process though.

• 1:03:17Peyton Hardin?

  It's the worst.

• 1:03:18Cameron Kennedy?

  I already damn, I damn saved up, bought the car, got the insurance. I tricked it out a little bit, I filled gas up, now I gotta pay to use the road?

• 1:03:25Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, that is, oh my god.

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• 1:04:53Peyton Hardin?

  Now on to the rest of the episode.

• 1:04:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Alright, I have a, a role playing, maybe a little.

• 1:05:02Peyton Hardin?

  Back to roleplay.

• 1:05:03Cameron Kennedy?

  A little game thing for you, right? Not a game, but a more of a roleplay.

• 1:05:06Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 1:05:06Cameron Kennedy?

  I have been watching a shit ton of TV while feeding my son.

• 1:05:10Peyton Hardin?

  Great.

• 1:05:11Cameron Kennedy?

  More, amount more than I ever have before. And the last three shows that I've watched are all like, Secret Service shows, CIA bullshit.

• 1:05:17Peyton Hardin?

  My favorite.

• 1:05:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Peter Sutherland's, all of those, right? And I was watching, and there was this scene that struck me, right? Immediately made me think about you. And that's how you know I love you. This guy is at the head of an operation and he gets shot at. And he drops down below a car and he rallies the troops and he does this little face and he's like, ready. Now I said, "That can't be Peyton." That would, would never be Peyton and Peyton can't do that.

• 1:05:44Peyton Hardin?

  What can't be me?

• 1:05:45Cameron Kennedy?

  So my roleplay for you is, I don't think you would be good or ready in the heat of battle if you were a Secret Service agent. I feel like you'd be, I feel like you'd be the shit, walking the president in, doing like a little task force. You'd look fly in your suit. As soon as shots pop off, you're like, "Oh, [bleep] that." He would take your shit and you would literally like just ditch everybody. He would absolutely run out. So I want to, I want to play a role with you. So you are a-

• 1:06:13Peyton Hardin?

  It's not much of a plan. I know exactly what I would do, but go ahead.

• 1:06:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. Are you gonna do that?

• 1:06:18Peyton Hardin?

  I didn't even vote for this.

• 1:06:25Peyton Hardin?

  This guy, I got [bleep] family.

• 1:06:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, but the funny part is you would be qualified for the role if you had it. That's the thing. And I could, I could literally still see you going, "F*** that." And you take the earpiece out.

• 1:06:36Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:37Cameron Kennedy?

  You throw it and you just get out of dodge.

• 1:06:38Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, 100% I'm out.

• 1:06:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Why? That's, but that's, now you're not loyal. You're not loyal to-

• 1:06:43Peyton Hardin?

  Soo.

• 1:06:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Your job, your boss and your country.

• 1:06:47Peyton Hardin?

  If I get killed right in hell. It being the Secret Service, guess what they're gonna do? Indeed.com, Secret Service.

• 1:06:55Cameron Kennedy?

  They go, "Oh, close his eyes."

• 1:06:56Peyton Hardin?

  How do you get hired for the Secret?

• 1:06:58Cameron Kennedy?

  You get recruited. Oh, but you would really do that? Kim, what else are you supposed to do? Like a sad little three-legged dog just rolling over on its crusty back, waiting to get those little nipples scratched. What else are you supposed to do? You're supposed to go out with honor. If I was a Secret Service agent, shots fired, I'm thinking, oh, it's 4th of July. Let there be fireworks. So I can- Let there be light. So I can get in the back ad of BET magazine? Like, that's the most publicity I'm getting after getting shot by the president? Oh, my God, the president is in soon.

• 1:07:30Cameron Kennedy?

  He goes, I knew he was a traitor.

• 1:07:34Cameron Kennedy?

  I didn't like his knees. His ankles too loud for secrecy.

• 1:07:40Cameron Kennedy?

  There was always a must fall in. Kid's mouth smelled too weird. But you, you really wouldn't, you wouldn't just nut up and just do it and just be that guy in that moment? No. No.

• 1:07:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Hell, no. You are in a role of honor and responsibility. And all that goes out of the window when you hear a little nine mil. If it's a, now, if it's a big gun, if I'm hearing like a 50 cal, I might, I might duck a little bit, but- Because honor, are the Secret Service's suits made of armor? You've got a vest on. They do? They still go for red dot headshot.

• 1:08:23Cameron Kennedy?

  But you would- No. Dude, but that's- Cam, there's, there's rarely anything that if I'm on the front lines of fire, I'm going out for. Nothing, not you, not you, not you. Your mom? Not y'all.

• 1:08:41Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, nothing, really. I value- Your mom? Yeah. Your dad? Yes. Preston? Yes. Malcolm? Endless. You go, that's it.

• 1:08:53Cameron Kennedy?

  What? No, you wouldn't take a bullet for Malcolm, nevermind.

• 1:08:57Peyton Hardin?

  No, not now, bro, he's got four weeks.

• 1:08:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Young Malcolm, like four-year-old Malcolm?

• 1:09:01Peyton Hardin?

  Deadly bullet?

• 1:09:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:03Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, no.

• 1:09:06Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 1:09:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, see, oh my god.

• 1:09:09Peyton Hardin?

  A what? No, well, if, well, yeah, if I'm not dying, I mean, yeah, I don't care, I'll take a little bit of pain, but like...

• 1:09:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, then they're, okay, then, then there's no, you just said it, you coward!

• 1:09:19Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, I wouldn't even take a pain-

• 1:09:20Cameron Kennedy?

  You're hired, you're on salary!

• 1:09:21Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, I wouldn't even take a paintball for you, bro, like, I'm not, that's, I don't want that, I don't give a shit. I, like, no!

• 1:09:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god!

• 1:09:28Peyton Hardin?

  What, who signed up for that?

• 1:09:30Cameron Kennedy?

  I, we signed up for it, but shit happens.

• 1:09:32Peyton Hardin?

  When I got signed a social security number, when I came into this earth, my responsibility is not taking something for you.

• 1:09:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Exactly, but when I said yes to joining arms with you, I, in my mindset, if a gun is ever pointed at him like that, I'm jumping in the middle.

• 1:09:45Peyton Hardin?

  Good for you, bro. Thanks, what do you want? I'll put extra candles on your birthday, y'all, I'll drop some flowers off bi-weekly at the casket, I don't know what you want.

• 1:09:55Cameron Kennedy?

  And your punk ass, you would do it the first time, never again.

• 1:09:58Peyton Hardin?

  He's like, Pierce, go put the flower, go put the flowers and set up some of your afterwards.

• 1:10:03Cameron Kennedy?

  You would, oh my god, oh my god, what would you, what would you, if you were in, if you were in control, sorry, of my tombstone?

• 1:10:12Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:13Cameron Kennedy?

  What would you have it read? If, we're gonna do that, if I could make your tombstone and you could make mine, what would you have my tombstone read?

• 1:10:21Peyton Hardin?

  He's not in here, it exceeded the weight limit.

• 1:10:26Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not that big, I promise you, I'm not that big.

• 1:10:32Peyton Hardin?

  God bless your pallbearers.

• 1:10:35Cameron Kennedy?

  They're like, oh, oh!

• 1:10:39Peyton Hardin?

  Put the goddamn Grey Kali in here?

• 1:10:43Peyton Hardin?

  What would you put on my tombstone?

• 1:10:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Yours would have to read like, as stinky as he came, he left stinkier.

• 1:10:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Cause you're dead, probably don't smell the best.

• 1:10:53Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god, when they embalm me-

• 1:10:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, they're gonna be like, oh!

• 1:10:59Peyton Hardin?

  There's gonna be another vaccine that goes around.

• 1:11:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Your shit would read, um, this is here simply for all of you, his real self is hanging in Flugerville.

• 1:11:09Peyton Hardin?

  Hanging?

• 1:11:10Cameron Kennedy?

  You, you said you wanted to be on, on the wall, you said you wanted to be a bust.

• 1:11:13Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, let's, hanging on the wall, no, not, no, no, no!

• 1:11:19Cameron Kennedy?

  No, his real self is hanging on the wall.

• 1:11:24Peyton Hardin?

  Don't like that word.

• 1:11:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Hanging.

• 1:11:26Peyton Hardin?

  No, say like plaster.

• 1:11:29Cameron Kennedy?

  The real, the real him, actually no, hell that, the real him is in Cameron Kennedy's closet on wheels.

• 1:11:35Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:36Cameron Kennedy?

  That was yours. You're, oh my god, that, that's actually kinda sad. You're really not gonna be like, I, I genuinely believe, once you get like older and shit, you start writing shit out, like you're going to have like that happen.

• 1:11:48Peyton Hardin?

  I'm gonna have wicked wishes. Dude, oh my god, first of all, you're cutting downstairs making it a plaster.

• 1:11:55Cameron Kennedy?

  What? What?

• 1:11:58Peyton Hardin?

  Like it's gonna be like a damn trophy on your desk, that little Jim Jim down there. I want you to put them, I want you to wrap them in gold, put a little plaque on it, world's best. Put it undefeated heavyweight champ.

• 1:12:13Cameron Kennedy?

  It's your Johnson, just gold, it's like a little fish thing, oh my god, we put a battery in it.

• 1:12:19Peyton Hardin?

  It goes to high school musical. We're all in this.

• 1:12:23Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like.

• 1:12:30Peyton Hardin?

  The hook can talk, insane.

• 1:12:33Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like.

• 1:12:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, but there's such a hook, it just keeps hitting the wall, it's like.

• 1:12:41Cameron Kennedy?

  It starts denting the wall.

• 1:12:43Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god.

• 1:12:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:45Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god. Yeah, dude, your pallbearers are gonna have a hard time, I keep thinking about that, bro.

• 1:12:49Cameron Kennedy?

  You're gonna have to wear surgical masks, bastard. Instead of pallbearers bringing you out for your funeral, it's a forklift.

• 1:13:00Peyton Hardin?

  That's Cam, everybody put your hard hat on, Casey Falls.

• 1:13:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Sign those waivers, right? Everyone with a waiver, hold your waiver up.

• 1:13:08Peyton Hardin?

  I'm gonna get a waiver for your wake, it's crazy.

• 1:13:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, oh shit, well.

• 1:13:12Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god, I think it's time for people's.

• 1:13:14Cameron Kennedy?

  God, your penis is gonna be on my wall.

• 1:13:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Would you do it?

• 1:13:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Cause there's either two things, either if you die young and this happens, you wouldn't, in this, in this hypothet, if it's a young death, that means your Johnson is on my wall, like now. That would be absolutely hilarious.

• 1:13:36Peyton Hardin?

  I would want you to take upper half of dudes too, so you can like, that's where the hang, that's where you put the thumbtacks in.

• 1:13:40Cameron Kennedy?

  That's the tapestry behind it?

• 1:13:44Peyton Hardin?

  You have to go buzz it up?

• 1:13:49Peyton Hardin?

  We get a

• 1:13:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Pubic bone chia pet?

• 1:13:55Cameron Kennedy?

  I gotta water that bitch. I give it to the face.

• 1:13:58Peyton Hardin?

  You start saying low fruit flies, get on that bitch, you're like, get off of him.

• 1:14:02Peyton Hardin?

  You're slapping it.

• 1:14:03Cameron Kennedy?

  I go, this isn't your real dad. Just let it go.

• 1:14:07Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, that's sick work. Oh, my god.

• 1:14:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Or the other one is, we're older and my kid's already out of the house. It's just me and Liv. And every day when I go to play Solitaire and drink my coffee, it's just right there.

• 1:14:21Peyton Hardin?

  You're like, you're like playing Solitaire, you're away and you're like, good shit.

• 1:14:25Cameron Kennedy?

  I daff it up to leave the room. Alright, bro.

• 1:14:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Hit the button.

• 1:14:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, oh my god. Oh my god.

• 1:14:34Peyton Hardin?

  It's like a little afterlife. It's like

• 1:14:37Peyton Hardin?

  like randomly it's like

• 1:14:40Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, we gotta stop. We gotta get a Patreon. But before that, let's get into people's favorite segment. You know what that is? Pop culture, payin' in camp. Pop culture, payin' in camp. Anything else? Anything else?

• 1:14:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Straight to it. I, I am going to have questions for you.

• 1:15:01Peyton Hardin?

  And I got answers for you. Now, my Twitter people, right? At YSK Pod, at DPSHA. We talk about this often on Twitter. That's where my YSK WWE community really comes in strong.

• 1:15:12Cameron Kennedy?

  They're, they're heavy.

• 1:15:15Peyton Hardin?

  This week, well, when you watch this, last week was the Elimination Chamber.

• 1:15:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Tell us about it.

• 1:15:23Peyton Hardin?

  And the heel turn around the world happened. If you don't know what a heel turn is, it is basically when a good guy turns bad. That's what the phrase heel turn means. Now, let's break down the Elimination Chamber first of all, before we get into the heel turn of, of, of a lifetime. I think that was one of the best PLEs of all time. The one of the best used to be pay-per-views of all time.

• 1:15:52Peyton Hardin?

  From, from the women's Elimination Chamber match, great. From, uh, not a big fan of the Trish Stratus match, it's okay.

• 1:16:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, go be a grandma.

• 1:16:03Peyton Hardin?

  Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn had one of the best matches of all time. That was such an entertaining, nasty, bloody match. Like, it was, it wasn't even blood, but it was insane. So good. Randy Orton returned, and that's how you know this was so good because Randy Orton returned, it's the least talked about thing.

• 1:16:25Cameron Kennedy?

  That's very true. I didn't even know that.

• 1:16:27Peyton Hardin?

  He returned.

• 1:16:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Damn.

• 1:16:28Peyton Hardin?

  But every time, I tweeted this, every time Randy Orton returns, some shit goes down. Because the last time he returned to WWE, CM Punk returned after like 10, 11 years.

• 1:16:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 1:16:38Peyton Hardin?

  So.

• 1:16:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Randy brings that heat.

• 1:16:40Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god, he's so goddamn good. Such a good, uh, pay-per-view. Then the Elimination Chamber happened, the Men's Elimination Chamber happened. John Cena won.

• 1:16:51Peyton Hardin?

  He punched his ticket to, to face Cody Rhodes for the undisputed WWE Championship of the World at WrestleMania.

• 1:16:57Cameron Kennedy?

  So is that, if the winner of the Elimination Chamber automatically gets WWE Championship bout?

• 1:17:03Peyton Hardin?

  So.

• 1:17:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Or do they get to pick the belt?

• 1:17:05Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I think it's pick, because Royal Rumble, you get to pick. Jay Uso won, and he picked, uh, to do the, uh, heavyweight championship.

• 1:17:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, which is currently held by who?

• 1:17:14Peyton Hardin?

  Gunther. Gunther, the big German.

• 1:17:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:17Peyton Hardin?

  Uh, and so, and John Cena said, hey, before Elimination Chamber, after Royal Rumble, he said, hey, I'm going for 17. 17 is gonna break the record for amount of championships, right?

• 1:17:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:17:30Peyton Hardin?

  So I'm going for 17, it's best for business. It's, I, I'm gonna win this. I'm gonna win an Elimination Chamber. I'm gonna go to WrestleMania and win 17.

• 1:17:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Mm.

• 1:17:39Peyton Hardin?

  So, he won the Elimination Chamber, everybody's.

• 1:17:43Peyton Hardin?

  He's going to, he's going to WrestleMania, face Cody Rhodes. Cody Rhodes comes out. Adrenaline in my soul. So Cody Rhodes comes out in his suit, as he always does.

• 1:17:55Peyton Hardin?

  John Cena helps him into the ring, because John Cena is a man of respect.

• 1:17:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Man of honor.

• 1:17:58Peyton Hardin?

  Hustle, loyalty, and respect.

• 1:18:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Ruthless aggression.

• 1:18:02Peyton Hardin?

  Couple of weeks ago, The Rock and Cody Rhodes, they've had beef for a little bit. They've had a little issues.

• 1:18:07Cameron Kennedy?

  I heard him squashed a little bit though.

• 1:18:09Peyton Hardin?

  The Rock has been nice to Cody Rhodes, saying, you know, whenever WWE came, or Monday Night Raw went on to Netflix?

• 1:18:16Peyton Hardin?

  The Rock was saying, hey, give it up to Cody Rhodes, he's, he's really leading this company right now. You know, we've had our problems. Let's drink this, uh, Terra Mana together. Everything's good. Everybody's a little confused, like, why? Well, that's such a weird, everybody on WWE Twitter's like, what the [__] is going on? I don't like that. I was one of those people. I was like, I don't like that shit. Like, we were just beefing, and now y'all are friends?

• 1:18:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, it's fake shit.

• 1:18:37Peyton Hardin?

  But little did I know, it was all set up. Because, the other week, The Rock said, hey Cody,

• 1:18:44Peyton Hardin?

  good friends now, I want your soul. He said, you give me your soul, if you sell your soul to me, I'm the biggest star in the world. I can get you anything you want. I can open every Hollywood door for you. I can take you past the WWE. I can do everything.

• 1:18:59Cameron Kennedy?

  He actually said those?

• 1:18:59Peyton Hardin?

  Said that.

• 1:19:00Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 1:19:01Peyton Hardin?

  That's, yeah.

• 1:19:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, god.

• 1:19:02Peyton Hardin?

  And so, back to Elimination Chamber, Cody Rhodes, John Cena in the ring, they're shaking hands, like, hey, I'll see you at WrestleMania. Boom, The Rock comes out. The Rock goes up to Cody Rhodes and says, hey, this is where you make your decision. Are you going to sell your soul to me? Cody Rhodes tells The Rock to [__] off. Oh my god, that was a big pop.

• 1:19:22Cameron Kennedy?

  It was.

• 1:19:23Peyton Hardin?

  Huge pop.

• 1:19:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Rock, go [__] yourself.

• 1:19:25Peyton Hardin?

  Big pop. I was like, I, me and CJ in the living room, what the [__] he said? Crazy. I was like, oh my god, John Cena's in the back, hype, yeah, good shit. He goes up to that, Cody Rhodes up, being like, hey man, way to stay hustle, loyalty, respect. Way to stay for this company and all your fans.

• 1:19:47Peyton Hardin?

  Little do we know, John Cena already sold his soul to The Rock to get 17. The Rock said, how'd he do it?

• 1:19:53Cameron Kennedy?

  He said...

• 1:19:59Peyton Hardin?

  He, John Cena absolutely turns heel for the first time in his 20 something year career. Now, if you're a part of the WWE, have you been a fan of WWE? John Cena has always been the face of being good. He's been the good guy. He was never done anything bad in his career.

• 1:20:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Stuck by the code, played, showed up every day, worked hard.

• 1:20:21Peyton Hardin?

  He's real life Superman. Like that is Superman. But all of us diehard WWE fans were always kind of waiting on that heel turn. But John Cena, it never was gonna happen. But on his retirement tour, his last year of being in the WWE, he finally did it. And when I say, the amount of, oh shits, I had in my mind, I am so goddamn excited to see John Cena as a heel. Like, I have never been more happy in my life. Triple H, Paul Levesque, you are a god. You are a content god. The Rock, god. Like, it is insane how good they are. Couple of questions for you.

• 1:21:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Right. One, this was gonna be the second question, but I can go straight into it because you actually just said that. In terms of the storyline, the scripts and everything, is there, do, do superstars have to agree?

• 1:21:20Peyton Hardin?

  What do you mean?

• 1:21:21Cameron Kennedy?

  So say Triple H says, you know, in the Elimination Chamber, whatever.

• 1:21:24Peyton Hardin?

  Elimination Chamber. You said Elimination Chamber.

• 1:21:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Say Triple H goes on the Elimination Chamber night, uh, Cody, you're gonna go out there, talk to John after he kicks you in the nuts. Whoever, Jey Uso is gonna cash in money in the bank, steal your belt, like that.

• 1:21:39Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:21:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Does Cody have to say yes?

• 1:21:41Peyton Hardin?

  Like, he works for him till yes. Now, there is a, if it was that extreme.

• 1:21:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Balance, like, is, like, is Triple H not, is he the only Triple H in that other guy?

• 1:21:52Peyton Hardin?

  No, there's writers. There's a whole writing team in the writing room.

• 1:21:54Cameron Kennedy?

  So is it like a, and you might not know, but is it?

• 1:21:56Peyton Hardin?

  They talk about this all before. It's like, hey, this is the way we're going with this storyline. This is how, and especially this, like, Triple H's WWE, it's a lot more like. On the side of the wrestlers, like, hey, you can go take time off, or hey, you can, let's talk about this. What do you want to do? How is this gonna work? And it's like a bit, it's more of a group think type of thing now. I think it's a way, it's a way healthier thing. Now, back in the old days, it was more of like,

• 1:22:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude.

• 1:22:23Peyton Hardin?

  Vince will go to 11th hour, be like, hey, by the way,

• 1:22:26Cameron Kennedy?

  You gotta go Swanton Bomb Batista tomorrow night.

• 1:22:28Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, exactly. It's like, and so, yeah, and I think.

• 1:22:32Cameron Kennedy?

  So there is, there is ultimately not a say so from, and that's why I said superstars. Cause not like your regular guys that are on contract that are filling out the roster, they're gonna do whatever the hell, but like, if, say they.

• 1:22:45Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 1:22:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Like if Cena didn't want to turn heel, you know, like.

• 1:22:48Peyton Hardin?

  No, he wouldn't have. He wouldn't have.

• 1:22:50Cameron Kennedy?

  But does he have that option?

• 1:22:51Peyton Hardin?

  But.

• 1:22:51Cameron Kennedy?

  That's what I'm saying.

• 1:22:51Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, he, yeah, now, yes, I would assume so. It's, and, but I think that they all, I know that they all have the best storyline possible. How can we push the company even more? Like, they're like, I'm already whoever.

• 1:23:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Cemented.

• 1:23:03Peyton Hardin?

  And this is kind of the storyline that they're going in now, is that, that, that corporate and wrestler dynamic. The Rock is the, his character now is the final boss.

• 1:23:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:23:12Peyton Hardin?

  It's like, whatever I'm saying is gonna go, and that's the character.

• 1:23:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:23:15Peyton Hardin?

  And so he's going in, big dickin' everybody, being like, hey, you want this, you gotta do what I say.

• 1:23:20Cameron Kennedy?

  He's such a dog.

• 1:23:21Peyton Hardin?

  So it's mixing like the real and the reality and the, in the script, it's like, it's so goddamn good. And I'm telling you, chat, if you are not involved in WWE, I will stamp this right now. It is the best.

• 1:23:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, tell them who was at Elimination Chamber.

• 1:23:36Peyton Hardin?

  Drake was there, Lil Yachty was there, Travis Scott was there. Who else was there? Who am I missing? Uh, Nav was there. WWE has become so mainstream now, which is great. I love it. I can't wait. Now, I'm, I said this before, but I went back on it. I'm never questioning Triple H again. There's been times where I'm like, dude, what is this? Like, you're ruining this great storyline, and you just gotta wait three months, and now it will, it will go back to why you're so confused.

• 1:24:05Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like the MCU, but in real life.

• 1:24:07Peyton Hardin?

  Well, now they have Marvel people.

• 1:24:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God. You've been telling me that for like two years.

• 1:24:11Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. They have some Marvel people working at WWE now, but now I'm done questioning. Like, there's some things I'm so a little confused about now, and I, old me would go on to Twitter and be like, why does this happen? But I, I'm like, I know this.

• 1:24:21Cameron Kennedy?

  I trust the process.

• 1:24:22Peyton Hardin?

  Dude. It's, WWE is the best it's ever been. I am so excited for WrestleMania. It's gonna be crazy.

• 1:24:29Cameron Kennedy?

  I gotta watch.

• 1:24:30Peyton Hardin?

  SummerSlam, we have Money in the Bank coming.

• 1:24:32Cameron Kennedy?

  I gotta watch it. Last question. I saw on Twitter, somebody say that, uh, John Cena is obviously cemented Hall of Famer, legacy, one of the GOATs, if not the GOAT.

• 1:24:43Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 1:24:43Cameron Kennedy?

  But, and it was a thread, maybe like 10 different replies, and I just read it and I wanted to bring it to you. They said, now that he has turned heel, he has a full body of work, and there's not a single stone like uncovered, and now he's fully like cemented, there's no question whatsoever. Do you think, like, if someone, like a Mount Rushmore type, maybe even just a top 10 wrestler of all time, do you think someone has to have, like, a heel turn in their resume? Or at least, play a different character to be, like, to really show they went through adversity, they did both sides, and they still are one of the greatest?

• 1:25:21Peyton Hardin?

  I think on paper.

• 1:25:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, does that add to it?

• 1:25:24Peyton Hardin?

  I think on paper, yes, probably, but with a superstar like John Cena, he could have had the career he had, done this farewell tour, just being like, you know, having pay-per-view matches, WrestleMania, gone off, and he still would have been the GOAT. Like, he still would have been a legend.

• 1:25:41Cameron Kennedy?

  The reason I thought that is because I immediately went to when I was like heavy into wrestling, and the first three people I thought of all had either a different character, or turned heel.

• 1:25:49Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:25:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, I thought Undertaker, okay, he started off as American badass on the motorcycle chopper, now he's undead.

• 1:25:55Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:25:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Randy Orton, went absolutely psycho, started hearing voices and stuff, boom. And then Batista, he was fantastic, turned heel, and I was like, holy shit.

• 1:26:03Peyton Hardin?

  A couple of times, yeah.

• 1:26:04Cameron Kennedy?

  I was like, is John Cena really the only, like, GOAT of GOATs, like, multiple time champion that didn't have one of these?

• 1:26:09Peyton Hardin?

  And that's why it's such a big deal, he's the only one, Hogan had it.

• 1:26:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:26:13Peyton Hardin?

  Everybody, everybody had it, Hogan, but everybody had it.

• 1:26:16Cameron Kennedy?

  So, does that, does, is there any validity to what that person tweeted? Like, you have to have a heel turn, or a different?

• 1:26:22Peyton Hardin?

  I think from 99% of wrestlers, yes, but I think with John Cena, he's such an anomaly.

• 1:26:27Cameron Kennedy?

  He literally is like the...

• 1:26:28Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, and I think it's so good because it keeps him in the WWE longer as, because he's gonna retire at the end of the year, right? And he's never gonna wrestle again.

• 1:26:37Cameron Kennedy?

  I hope he doesn't.

• 1:26:38Peyton Hardin?

  No, he's generally, he's never, I genuinely believe he's never, because he said, "I'm done." But I think he's gonna come into the WWE as The Rock is doing. He's gonna be, he's gonna come in in a suit, actually, he fucking said in a press conference, and I might just be putting two and two together.

• 1:26:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Talk to us.

• 1:26:52Peyton Hardin?

  He told someone at his first retirement press conferences, he's like, "Once, I'm, my final match, I'm hanging up the jorts, you'll only see me in the WWE in a suit." His exact words, he said, I'll still be a part of WWE, but you'll only see me in a suit. So this goes to the corporate scene. I just turned heel. I joined The Rock and I'm gonna everybody as a corporate guy. God damn, the WWE is great.

• 1:27:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Quick, quick side notes, jorts in 2025 is criminal.

• 1:27:18Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, yeah, dude, he needs to, he has to tan. He needs to tan before these matches, bro. I don't know why he stopped doing that. Dude, he has to tan. I know he's not gonna cut his hair and I've accepted it, but you have to tan.

• 1:27:30Cameron Kennedy?

  His hair sucks. You're starting to get wrinkles and you're so pale. Like, my God, you are not the John.

• 1:27:35Peyton Hardin?

  Please, golly. But anyway, that was. Pop culture, pay in the camp. Pop culture, pay in the camp.

• 1:27:48Speaker 00

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• 1:28:17Peyton Hardin?

  Kim, get us out of here.

• 1:28:19Cameron Kennedy?

  There we go. Absolutely love and appreciate every single one of y'all coming back to episode 155 of the You Should Know Podcast. Before we talk about some specifics, confuse the casuals, get your good karma with this week's secret code. Oh, we're really gonna get him. You had to stay to the end of the episode for this one.

• 1:28:37Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:28:38Cameron Kennedy?

  JCT. You had to stay, you had to stay to the bare butt end to get this code. JCT.

• 1:28:44Peyton Hardin?

  John Cena turned.

• 1:28:45Cameron Kennedy?

  John Cena tan.

• 1:28:46Peyton Hardin?

  Tan.

• 1:28:47Cameron Kennedy?

  But either or, tan or turned, it works. JCT, and if someone says, where'd they leave the code? Tell them you gotta watch the whole episode to find out. Leave it everywhere, Instagram, Facebook.

• 1:28:58Peyton Hardin?

  Twitter.

• 1:28:59Cameron Kennedy?

  I was gonna say TikTok.

• 1:29:00Peyton Hardin?

  TikTok hopefully by now.

• 1:29:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Hopefully it's back by now by the time y'all see this. But yes, confuse casuals, get your good karma. And as always, the description has everything you need. Our Twitter, our Koala Club, who is getting tons of content. Brand new things are coming their way. They're getting sneak peeks to things that y'all cannot see unless you're in there. And they're absolutely eating it up and loving it every single day. The Koala Club is in the description. Facebook, Twitter, Instagrams. Everything you need to know is all there and we absolutely love you and thank you for coming back.

• 1:29:31Peyton Hardin?

  And remember, one out of 10 Koalbergers don't make it home to Christmas and we will see ya next time.

• 1:29:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, no, he's, he's really white.

• 1:29:39Peyton Hardin?

  Please put some tan on.

• 1:29:40Cameron Kennedy?

  He needs to tan.

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