Side Stories: Nude Food

Henry & Eddie bring you this week's wildest stories and craziest news - Mitch McConnell: Dead or Alive, "Daddy Daughter Dream Team" Rabbit Hole: the story of Patrick and Sarah Getchell, Miracle Baby arrested in Virginia shooting, the Florida Steakhouse offering a nude dining experience, Wisconsin man allegedly kills mother and covers mother in cat litter before setting corpse on fire, Indiana woman cuts out her father's heart, Colombian theater evacuated during ‘Spider-Man’ screening due to moviegoer’s uncontrollable bout of ‘rotten’ farts, Listener Mail, and MORE!

Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:31Henry Zebrowski?

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• 1:07Speaker 02

  There's no place to escape to.

• 1:09Speaker 03

  This is the last podcast. On the left. Side stories?

• 1:14Speaker 02

  That's when the cannibalism started.

• 1:18Henry Zebrowski?

  Side stories. Yes.

• 1:28Speaker 04

  Have you ever thought about getting like larger maniacs?

• 1:31Henry Zebrowski?

  No, can't handle them.

• 1:33Speaker 04

  No.

• 1:34Henry Zebrowski?

  The thing about having a tiny maniac is kind of the reason why I have two undisciplined tiny dogs.

• 1:41Speaker 04

  It's true.

• 1:42Henry Zebrowski?

  And the fact that I, yes, they are, they probably could use more training, but I like the fact that they only like me. I actually like that they only like me.

• 1:52Speaker 04

  They like me.

• 1:53Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, no, but I mean, I'm just saying that they don't like society.

• 1:56Speaker 04

  No, they don't like society.

• 1:58Henry Zebrowski?

  But I like that about them.

• 1:59Speaker 04

  I like that they're right at Achilles tendon height.

• 2:01Henry Zebrowski?

  But you know, like so are the Muhyun brothers. And the Muhyun brothers, they use their lives, I believe, to fight against, I wanna say Chairman Mao?

• 2:13Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:14Henry Zebrowski?

  Where is he at? Where are they at?

• 2:16Speaker 04

  Mao, I think Mao's gone.

• 2:17Henry Zebrowski?

  Hmm.

• 2:18Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's Z now.

• 2:19Henry Zebrowski?

  Oh yeah, that's right. All the way down to the end of the alphabet.

• 2:22Speaker 04

  All the way from Mao to Z.

• 2:24Henry Zebrowski?

  Wow, that is crazy. The Muhyun brothers, they really gotta do something about that. We can flop them over. But you know other news, Eddie?

• 2:31Speaker 04

  What other news?

• 2:32Henry Zebrowski?

  I heard, I don't know if you hear, if you heard.

• 2:34Speaker 04

  Well, I don't know.

• 2:36Henry Zebrowski?

  Hi, hi. Come closer.

• 2:38Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 2:39Henry Zebrowski?

  Come, come, come closer to Mitch. Oh, hello. Come closer to me, my Asian wife. Ah. My little Asian wife. Oh. Oh, you're so. You look so good. You look so healthy. Oh. Quit lying to me, bitch. Are you coming out of your mouth again? Quit lying to me, bitch. Oh my god. I gotta tell you something. I can't believe how strong you are. Quit, shh, shh, shh. Shut your, shut your little Asian mouth. Someone's super glued this plug to the outlet. Shut your little Asian mouth, no. I can't get the plug out. No, no, wait, no, wait, I gotta tell you something. I got to say, I went beyond the veil, my little Asian princess. Okay. And I saw something I, I cannot unsee. Was it my mouth? No, I wish I could tell you different. Was it my pussy? You have to write this down before, you gotta write this down before I pass, before

• 3:23Henry Zebrowski?

  the votes are, my votes are needed. You gotta, I gotta die, I gotta die soon, but listen to me, I don't, don't, don't ask me how I know. I'm Mitch McConnell. Yes, just know it, yes, you're doing good, my little Asian wife, my little, my little beautiful porcelain doll. I just want you to know, OJ is innocent. OJ? I saw it on the other side of the veil, I did not know and you gotta tell the world. Was he in heaven? No. OJ was in heaven? Well, yes, of course he's in heaven, everyone's in heaven. Say hi to Lindsey Graham for me. I didn't see him. You didn't see? No, they put him in the gay area. He's over in the gay, gay heaven area. I bet it's nicer there, I bet it's gonna be gentrified.

• 4:06Henry Zebrowski?

  Now shut up, my Asian wife, just take my secret and spread it to the world. Okay. Spread my secret to the world. OJ was innocent! OJ was innocent! That lady's saying something I like to hear. Mitch? Mitch? Mitchell? Ah! He's still alive! He's gonna be voting today! And he's going strong. We wanna say welcome to Side Stories. Congratulations to Mitch McConnell, each new proof of life picture, you just look younger. You're just looking younger and better. God, you're vivacious, it's like I'm looking at Carmen Electra.

• 4:44Speaker 04

  Is that really the new picture?

• 4:45Henry Zebrowski?

  Yes.

• 4:46Speaker 04

  It's exactly the same picture with a different shirt.

• 4:48Henry Zebrowski?

  No, he slightly leaned forward, look how actionable he is.

• 4:52Speaker 04

  Oh my god.

• 4:53Henry Zebrowski?

  I'm Henry Zebrowski and we're on, we're here at Side Stories or on Death Watch and I'm sitting here with my favorite guy to sit and wait and watch for a senator to die with, Ed Larson.

• 5:03Speaker 04

  I can't wait. Ooh, the one I like about him is he's so worm shaped, you won't actually have to dig him into the ground.

• 5:11Henry Zebrowski?

  He just gets to slide in.

• 5:12Speaker 04

  He'll just slide in.

• 5:13Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's actually gonna be really nice, he just, and he, if you cut off his head, it just grows.

• 5:19Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 5:20Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, which is truly one of the, that's currently what is alive.

• 5:23Speaker 04

  It's happened a couple times already.

• 5:24Henry Zebrowski?

  In order to save the head, they had to release the head from his corpse, so they released it from his corpseicle, now he's just a head and spine, I believe, and they are, but he does believe that that is enough for him to vote on continuing the war in Iran.

• 5:41Speaker 04

  Yeah, he's gonna show up to the voting today with his head and he's got little spider legs, this thing, thing head in there.

• 5:48Henry Zebrowski?

  And they're all gonna stand and applause, be like, Senator McConnell's back on the floor.

• 5:53Speaker 04

  So strong.

• 5:54Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, it's, ah, ah, he's like, his spider legs.

• 5:57Speaker 04

  Not a thing alien at all.

• 5:58Henry Zebrowski?

  Like just raising and going, ah, ah, ah. And his little Asian wife just following behind with her little bound feet, just so excited to be, just go like, oh, I love to be quiet.

• 6:08Speaker 04

  Wasn't she, she's very, she's, she's important, right?

• 6:12Henry Zebrowski?

  She's some fucking bitch, yeah.

• 6:13Speaker 04

  She's a bitch, right?

• 6:14Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, she's some fucking rich ass dumbass fucking bitch. Yeah, fuck her fucking ass.

• 6:18Speaker 04

  Yeah, no, don't like her, don't like her.

• 6:22Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, I fucking care.

• 6:23Speaker 04

  She's, her, actually she goes by Bitch McConnell.

• 6:26Henry Zebrowski?

  Oh, yes, but it is pronounced Asian, whichever thing is B-I-C-H.

• 6:30Speaker 04

  Yes, yes.

• 6:31Henry Zebrowski?

  It's pronounced Asian.

• 6:32Speaker 04

  Elaine Chao.

• 6:34Henry Zebrowski?

  Oh yeah, she was the former United States Secretary of Labor, I guess that's what you call when you're getting it from the Connell.

• 6:40Speaker 04

  I love that. Her last name is Goodbye.

• 6:43Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah.

• 6:44Speaker 04

  Oh, Chao.

• 6:45Henry Zebrowski?

  Oh, she's Italian? Oh, I thought she was Asian. Well, fuck her. So hopefully she dies with him. So this is, it is pretty amazing to just, just know, it's cool, he's, I've heard from either way, cause someone was like, oh, you guys are giving a lot of heat to Governor Beshear, but why he's not there saying, show me the corpse with his giant, you know, steak made out of silver and a torch and shit, but no, I do understand that there is some.

• 7:14Speaker 04

  He does have work to do.

• 7:15Henry Zebrowski?

  There's issues, yeah, but it's the government, nobody cares. So they are, there is a certain amount of, I guess there is political machination still around, they're still trying to see, cause they do believe, I think that they can help, they can, if he is declared dead, they then can hold a special election and then it will definitely be a Republican, so according to Beshear, he's doing this politically, which he's basically, they're, they're saying out loud, he's dead, we're not telling anybody.

• 7:40Speaker 04

  Yeah, well, I mean, he's technically alive, I believe that he's technically alive.

• 7:44Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, sure, a lot of people are technically alive.

• 7:46Speaker 04

  I think that they can keep people alive for a long time. Who was that chick who was dead for like a decade?

• 7:51Henry Zebrowski?

  Oh, the old Shivo.

• 7:52Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 7:54Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, they kept her alive for way too long. Yeah, yeah, they kept that bumping, but also. How's she doing? Uh. She's dead. Oy. Didn't recover.

• 8:03Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 8:04Henry Zebrowski?

  Didn't fucking recover. You know who else is dead but still operating, it's kind of amazing? Frankie Valli.

• 8:09Speaker 04

  Frankie Valli, but he, you know, he's got it.

• 8:12Henry Zebrowski?

  For those of you who know, don't remember the Frankie Valli, uh, who are you, first of all, never seen Jersey Boys?

• 8:18Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 8:19Henry Zebrowski?

  Unfucking believable Frankie Valli of the Four Seasons.

• 8:22Speaker 04

  Of the, not the hotel or the landscaping company.

• 8:26Henry Zebrowski?

  No.

• 8:27Speaker 04

  No, he is of the actual Four Seasons Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons.

• 8:30Henry Zebrowski?

  But if you have been following his descent, uh, they continue to put him out on stage, the fact that he can stand and move better than the President of the United States of America actually speaks to a lot, but they pump in sort of his sing, song making from, I wanna say a playlist from Hong Kong, where it's just coming out of his mouth and he just goes, like an automaton.

• 8:50Speaker 04

  I like him. I think it's good for him.

• 8:52Henry Zebrowski?

  Eddie, of course.

• 8:53Speaker 04

  He's been old forever.

• 8:54Henry Zebrowski?

  Oh no, you don't think we're not gonna be pumped, like rolled out with audio of us saying come and shit and fuck, like, like a nuts going, just mouthing it like as we go? That's the dream. I have tiny maniacs. That's dream, that's the dream, that's a performer's fucking goal.

• 9:11Speaker 04

  Yeah. Do you know, my mom went on a date with one of the Four Seasons.

• 9:14Henry Zebrowski?

  Oh, was it winter?

• 9:15Speaker 04

  No, um, it was in the summer, but um, uh, yeah, no, I think he just wanted to bang her sister.

• 9:22Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, I bet, yeah. Patty?

• 9:24Speaker 04

  No, no, no, Judy.

• 9:25Henry Zebrowski?

  Ever meet Judy?

• 9:27Speaker 04

  No, she's, uh, she's unmeatable.

• 9:29Henry Zebrowski?

  Why, well, you shovel and I.

• 9:32Speaker 04

  No, no, no, she's alive, I think.

• 9:34Henry Zebrowski?

  Oh wow.

• 9:35Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, I, she's one of those, uh, family members I can't stand.

• 9:38Henry Zebrowski?

  So Frankie Valli didn't wanna fuck her Aunt Patty?

• 9:40Speaker 04

  They, I don't think she was there available.

• 9:42Henry Zebrowski?

  Aunt Patty listens.

• 9:43Speaker 04

  Aunt Patty listens, Aunt Patty is not, did not bang one of the Four Seasons as far as I know.

• 9:48Henry Zebrowski?

  Did you get one of the tops?

• 9:49Speaker 04

  No.

• 9:50Henry Zebrowski?

  Aunt Patty, if you could.

• 9:51Speaker 04

  The four tops.

• 9:52Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, yeah, Aunt Patty, if you could email about, is there any other member within, even Southside Joe, what's his name? Southside Johnny?

• 9:59Speaker 04

  Johnny! He fucks Mary Jukes, he's a little young.

• 10:01Henry Zebrowski?

  Oh.

• 10:02Speaker 04

  He's a little young.

• 10:03Henry Zebrowski?

  He could probably go, you know what they say about the older the better, the Sweet of the juice. Come on, give it a shot outside Johnny, Aunt Patty's there. She's still alive, she's in Tom's River.

• 10:15Speaker 04

  She's doing really well.

• 10:16Henry Zebrowski?

  She is, and honestly, we love you Aunt Patty.

• 10:18Speaker 04

  I had a wonderful time seeing her recently.

• 10:20Henry Zebrowski?

  Uh, Aunt Patty also been sending a lot of memes about the poo poo disease, I can't help you.

• 10:24Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 10:26Henry Zebrowski?

  I don't know anything about it, I can't help you, wish I could.

• 10:29Speaker 04

  She's so scared of everything.

• 10:30Henry Zebrowski?

  Uh, she should be, it's very scary out right now.

• 10:32Speaker 04

  It's very funny, because honestly, they're always like scared when I go to New York, they tell me to be scared of LA. But honestly, the scariest place I've been is Tom's River.

• 10:42Henry Zebrowski?

  Here is, yeah, absolutely Eddie.

• 10:44Speaker 04

  It's the Howard Johnson at Tom's River.

• 10:46Henry Zebrowski?

  When I go to Florida, I am constantly challenged by other men, I've never been into a place. I've never been in another state where I've gotten almost more physical altercations with other adults than Florida. And every time, they're like, huh, Los Angeles. And it's like, I speak to nobody. I'm fine, I'm great in Los Angeles, my life is fantastic in Los Angeles.

• 11:11Speaker 04

  The most dangerous thing I see is a coyote.

• 11:13Henry Zebrowski?

  It's me, I'm the problem.

• 11:17Henry Zebrowski?

  Oh, speaking of the problem, Ian, Ian Brandon, one of our writers, one of our, our editors here. He is truly, we love Ian to fucking death, right?

• 11:26Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 11:27Henry Zebrowski?

  And he is great, he's so good at throwing stuff in, he's, he does a lot of the video editing for side stories and for the stream, all the kind of, all sorts of stuff.

• 11:34Speaker 04

  Crushes it, he's crushing it.

• 11:36Henry Zebrowski?

  He's incredible, all the fun little factoids you'd see, that's what he puts in. Uh, just know that he's disgusting. So he gave us this, like, every once in a while, like, he'll throw like a fun idea into the side stories email. And so this one, he just tossed in and he's like, this is something I've been obsessed with for a while, and I think that you guys should really cover. And so we ended up, Eddie and I are disgusted.

• 11:59Speaker 04

  Horrified.

• 12:00Henry Zebrowski?

  That we ended up in the middle of following this thing, and I feel like we're even, we're putting it on Netflix, and we shouldn't. Patrick and Sarah Getchell.

• 12:08Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 12:09Henry Zebrowski?

  Have this thing called, what's it called, daddy, daughter, it's like daddy, daughter.

• 12:14Speaker 04

  Dream team.

• 12:15Henry Zebrowski?

  Duh, yeah, daddy, daughter, dream team.

• 12:16Speaker 04

  Yes, they are, they're, they're, it's just a dad and his ladybug.

• 12:20Henry Zebrowski?

  And, uh, you disgust me, and Eddie, I, Eddie was, got, was like, I got obsessed with this, I started getting into this for like two hours. I was like, there's no way that you're gonna, that I would get into this, I'm all of a sudden now looking into it.

• 12:33Speaker 04

  At first glimpse, you're like, no. And then, and then you just look at it for two more seconds, you're like, oh my god.

• 12:39Henry Zebrowski?

  Oh god, no.

• 12:40Speaker 04

  Oh no, stop it.

• 12:41Henry Zebrowski?

  Oh god, no.

• 12:42Speaker 04

  Okay, what's happening now?

• 12:43Henry Zebrowski?

  Oh god, no.

• 12:44Speaker 04

  Oh no.

• 12:44Henry Zebrowski?

  So just so you know. I saw a YouTube video about these two, and this is bad.

• 12:48Speaker 04

  I've never heard of them before.

• 12:49Henry Zebrowski?

  Essentially, Patrick and Sarah Getchell are father and daughter, and they don't act like it. They have a sort of very, they have this kind of baby relationship where they, where the, the father, Patrick Getchell, seems to be sexually fixated on his daughter. And the daughter is, um, dying, she looks like she's being kind of both starved and fed to death.

• 13:13Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 13:14Henry Zebrowski?

  You know what I mean?

• 13:14Speaker 04

  No, it's very unhealthy, the only thing she eats is like cheeses and McNuggets.

• 13:18Henry Zebrowski?

  It's like waffle cones.

• 13:19Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 13:20Henry Zebrowski?

  It's like, all she's eating is waffle cones.

• 13:21Speaker 04

  Filled with cheese.

• 13:22Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, yeah, and so these guys are, it gets rough over here, and so the, the wife gets involved, she can barely stand, she's filming them. Again, there's no.

• 13:31Speaker 04

  There's definitely something wrong with all of them.

• 13:33Henry Zebrowski?

  There is no outright criminality here, the reason why we're even talking about it is because it is a Chris Chan style fucking descent into watching people prostrate themselves on the internet just simply for the freak show amount of attention that they get in order to be paid money.

• 13:53Speaker 04

  I think the problem is, well, Henry and I's main problem is with this, is that

• 14:01Speaker 04

  they seem to be more popular than us.

• 14:03Henry Zebrowski?

  You see, we are, I'm mad because they're getting a lot of engagement. And is this something we need to do?

• 14:11Speaker 04

  Do we need to daddy, daughter?

• 14:12Henry Zebrowski?

  Do I need, do Eddie and I need to pretend, to pretend to be father and son?

• 14:19Speaker 04

  Do I need to start breastfeeding Harley?

• 14:20Henry Zebrowski?

  Can, if, if Eddie breastfeeds Harley, can you pay attention to his TikTok? Okay, will that be enough? Is that enough for you? Geez, guys, I have to, I have to say, the reason why artists were crucial is because our goal was to present to you entertainment that we made fashion through a commitment to our art, through training, years of experience, so that you don't have to watch Patrick and Sarah Getchell almost kiss. Because you don't have to watch them do really weird IRL streams where the, where the main father has a walk pad, he keeps falling off,

• 15:03Henry Zebrowski?

  and the, and the daughter and the mother, that look more and more like each other every day, start physically assaulting each other. There's gotta be other stuff, watch Bloodbath77 on YouTube.

• 15:14Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 15:14Henry Zebrowski?

  You know, we've worked so hard on YouTube, on, on this, on this show, and we're making over there, HGX2.

• 15:20Speaker 04

  It's a great show.

• 15:21Henry Zebrowski?

  We go check it out.

• 15:21Speaker 04

  Try so hard, edited, got a guy from Adult Swim to edit it, no one's watching.

• 15:25Henry Zebrowski?

  I just needed to go and watch that.

• 15:27Speaker 04

  Sarah Getchel.

• 15:28Henry Zebrowski?

  Listen, I.

• 15:29Speaker 04

  They love Patrick.

• 15:30Henry Zebrowski?

  I get it, we do too, I love to watch Sarah Getchel try on bathing suits in front of her father. I'm with you, I love to watch the mother of the, of the daughter film the two of them rolling around in the grass and, and next to each other, like they're two nude children in an old German 16 millimeter film.

• 15:52Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 15:52Henry Zebrowski?

  I just need you to watch Bloodbath77 as well. So if you're gonna just, I just must have you, this is what I'm gonna say, if you're watching Patrick Getchel, you must watch my, you must stop, you have to stop! And watch Bloodbath77 on youtube.com/lpntv.

• 16:12Speaker 04

  For an hour, and if you don't wanna watch that, you can always watch HGX2, it's probably a better show.

• 16:15Henry Zebrowski?

  Of course, it's just, it's just as good, it's just as good. I'm just saying, you watch this, and I, but I get it, we went down the Reddit page, I was stuck inside the Reddit page, watching them all try not to kiss each other. All right, and the whole family's trying to fuck each other, they're all, they're all sleeping in the same room, and they all, there's not a.

• 16:32Speaker 04

  She has her own room.

• 16:33Henry Zebrowski?

  Wow, she graduated.

• 16:35Speaker 04

  No, she has her own room, which she, she was pretending that she moved out, and it was an apartment. And then she got a wish list for everybody, and then she started accepting gifts from everybody. And then, when some people who were really into it put pieces together, like, hey, that's not an apartment, that's the same room. She was like, I actually lied, I didn't move out, and I took everyone's gifts, and I promised to give everyone a refund by February.

• 16:59Henry Zebrowski?

  Wow.

• 17:00Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 17:01Henry Zebrowski?

  Now that's the transparency we like to see here.

• 17:04Speaker 04

  Did you see him give her, uh, make her take the, uh.

• 17:07Henry Zebrowski?

  Purity ring?

• 17:08Speaker 04

  The purity ring.

• 17:08Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, like it was a wedding ring, yeah, I saw it Eddie.

• 17:10Speaker 04

  Yeah, he bought her a, a giant diamond ring, which I don't know if it was fake, yeah, but it was a big old.

• 17:16Henry Zebrowski?

  He got it from, it's, it's class, it's class.

• 17:19Speaker 04

  It's, I was looking at cubic zirconium, you know, like, recently, I was like, oh, I'll get Julie cubic zirconium, we don't want a diamond, you know, because of like all the his. It's just as expensive.

• 17:29Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, buddy.

• 17:30Speaker 04

  It's just expensive for a fake diamond.

• 17:32Henry Zebrowski?

  I mean, it's, yeah, yeah.

• 17:33Speaker 04

  Lab grown or whatever?

• 17:34Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, yes, it is.

• 17:35Speaker 04

  It is just, why is it not cheaper?

• 17:38Henry Zebrowski?

  Because it's a diamond, and they don't, and they don't wanna, because if they became cheaper, it would destroy the entire market that was fake. And that'd be bad for the economy.

• 17:47Speaker 04

  No, okay, well, back to these fuckers.

• 17:49Henry Zebrowski?

  Did you know they write books together? Oh, good.

• 17:52Speaker 04

  They write, but they can read.

• 17:53Henry Zebrowski?

  They write books together. Oh, write books, yeah, would you think that you, he said rape books together? And that, you literally think that he said they rape books together?

• 18:01Speaker 04

  Rape.

• 18:02Henry Zebrowski?

  Okay, oh, yeah, no, no, they can't read, they can write though. They wrote this.

• 18:06Speaker 04

  I don't know, is it?

• 18:07Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, they wrote a book called Firebound Harmony, Princess and Dragon Unite, let me guess who was the. This is what her little.

• 18:13Speaker 04

  It's AI, it has to be AI. There's no way they sat down and had the patience to write a book.

• 18:18Henry Zebrowski?

  This is from Sarah Getchell. Live the life you chose, not the one everyone else expects. Since I was around 16, so many people have tried to tell me what I should be. They don't understand who I am or what my dreams are, the only ones in my life who have always supported me, my goals and my family. Especially my dad.

• 18:38Speaker 04

  Oh, see, they're playing into it.

• 18:39Henry Zebrowski?

  Of course.

• 18:40Speaker 04

  They're playing into it now.

• 18:41Henry Zebrowski?

  We are now, now we're doing it. We have also joined in.

• 18:46Speaker 04

  I think that all of society has begun to fucking reward mediocrity, they don't even want talent anymore. I mean, think, I mean, look at like, look at fighting, look at what fighting has become, all the biggest fights are, the next biggest fights, Manny Pacquiao, Floyd Mayweather.

• 19:04Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, that's a fight from 25 years ago.

• 19:06Speaker 04

  And then, well, we watched Tyson, Jake Paul.

• 19:08Henry Zebrowski?

  I get it.

• 19:09Speaker 04

  We watched Conor McGregor break his leg in 15 seconds.

• 19:11Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, because his bones are metal, and also would, because all he does is do cocaine all day.

• 19:15Speaker 04

  We don't wanna see who's best at things anymore. We wanna see people fail more than we wanna see people succeed.

• 19:21Henry Zebrowski?

  Because being the best at something, Eddie, would, would maybe reflect on you, and then you would feel a sense of, like, uh, inferiority, and then you would not be able to feel like a champion yourself. See, what's happened is.

• 19:34Speaker 04

  When are people gonna start rooting for the losing team? Like, the team that never wins, like, how, when's that gonna be the new Super Bowl?

• 19:40Henry Zebrowski?

  They do that all the time, but they have to, because then their losing team has to be, get to be really good.

• 19:45Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 19:45Henry Zebrowski?

  That's the problem. But I'm with you, I get it, no, it all sucks, but I for one say Patrick and Sarah Getchell, congratulations, and we can't wait to. Send things in the mail.

• 19:53Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 19:54Henry Zebrowski?

  I think that you're, I think it's, it is absolutely worth it. The other thing I've been paying very close attention to, which we're gonna talk about next week is the Lindsay Clancy trial. Talking about her killing her three kids and with electric, with a exercise bands and slitting her wrists, slitting her throat, jumping out of a window. Now she's paralyzed, but they're coming out of it and they're trying to figure out this whole trial is about how culpable is she? Was she too mentally ill to know what she was doing? Or does the planning that, that she showed enough to say that it was first degree murder?

• 20:28Speaker 04

  Well, if they just leave her alone, she'll just die, right?

• 20:32Henry Zebrowski?

  Not necessarily.

• 20:33Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 20:34Henry Zebrowski?

  No, this is a story about this whole, it's, we'll be covering this in, in total, but I've been transfixed by the trial.

• 20:40Speaker 04

  I haven't really learned anything about this yet.

• 20:42Henry Zebrowski?

  My whole life right now is watching this trial and watching Vietnam footage. That is all I do all day long.

• 20:48Speaker 04

  See, I'm sticking to the Vietnam footage.

• 20:56Henry Zebrowski?

  All I do is, it's all I have in my head 24/7. It's all I've been thinking about. I ruined a guy's night on Saturday.

• 21:03Speaker 04

  Hell yeah, bro.

• 21:04Henry Zebrowski?

  I got liquor, I haven't done this in a while. I got straight up old fashioned liquored up.

• 21:09Speaker 04

  That's what I'm talking about.

• 21:09Henry Zebrowski?

  And I talked Vietnam at a Zoomer's face about an hour.

• 21:14Speaker 04

  See, that's actually your job.

• 21:16Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah.

• 21:16Speaker 04

  That is like, not only literally your job, but also like you need to do that to people. They need to know.

• 21:21Henry Zebrowski?

  And you know when you can tell.

• 21:22Speaker 04

  They made it too easy. They don't talk to their grandparents, these little, these fucking Zoomers.

• 21:25Henry Zebrowski?

  They don't. And I do think it's interesting, gets most of them, they're, um, they're mostly, uh, in the White House or they're, they were at January 6th. See, my problem with this guy was, is that he obviously was too socially awkward to talk to anybody else. And he definitely was looking for ways out. Yeah. He was looking for ways out and I wasn't specifically, I wasn't gonna let him out.

• 21:46Speaker 04

  No, you, you're practicing for the show as you should be. Cause you never turn it off.

• 21:50Henry Zebrowski?

  No, I got him down. I got him down to be, be like, so where you stand now? Vietnam War never ended.

• 21:59Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 21:59Henry Zebrowski?

  The Vietnam War never fucking ended, man.

• 22:01Speaker 04

  See, that's what happens. When you see us out and about, you can corner Henry and get that. And then me, you just gotta talk about P funk or, you know, lobster.

• 22:10Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, get him food. Can we take the Terry Shivo pictures off the monitor? I'm just, I just look up and I just see her.

• 22:19Speaker 04

  Mitch Shivo.

• 22:20Henry Zebrowski?

  All right, we got, yeah. All right, let's do this very funny story now.

• 22:26Henry Zebrowski?

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• 23:36Henry Zebrowski?

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• 24:10Henry Zebrowski?

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• 26:51Henry Zebrowski?

  Live from Northland. So this story, this made me laugh.

• 26:57Speaker 04

  This is honestly, this is what all news should be.

• 27:00Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, this, this story really made me laugh. So this young man, Taekwon Johnson, this is not the part that made me laugh. He shot up a bunch of people, right? He shot, he, uh.

• 27:10Speaker 04

  Facing arrest for felony assault and the firearm connection with a double shooting in Newport, July 19th.

• 27:16Henry Zebrowski?

  In Rhode Island, right? So we don't know. But the thing that's interesting is like, that's not that interesting. What's super interesting is that this young boy was actually just named literally last year. So before all this happened, Pope Leo, our new Chicago fucking thick style Pope. I wanna find out exactly how this works. Side stories, LPOTL at gmail dot com. Cause I know every Pope has to make lists of like miracles.

• 27:42Speaker 04

  Yeah, this is one that he thought that he saw.

• 27:45Henry Zebrowski?

  You have to, I don't quite know.

• 27:47Speaker 04

  Miracle wasn't about hot dogs.

• 27:48Henry Zebrowski?

  You think it would be Joey Chestnut.

• 27:50Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 27:51Henry Zebrowski?

  Been like, and it's just amazing to see somebody with a bottomless gullet who's not always beating his wife.

• 27:57Speaker 04

  How aggravating is it? We have a Pope from Chicago and he's not fatter.

• 28:01Henry Zebrowski?

  This is what we've been talking about. He's not from Chicago. He must be from some other place in Illinois because he's actually from Chicago and he had the balls to be fucking Pope. He should be 300 pounds.

• 28:10Speaker 04

  You know what his Italian beef is? Just him talking to the other guys in the Vatican about who the best pedophile is.

• 28:17Henry Zebrowski?

  Eh, no, it's got to be Antonio. No, no, no. Piero, he makes them almost like it. You got the, oh, Father Piero, he can make a baby almost like her with the tragedy that are happening. What are you saying? I rip a baby so good. He ripped a baby so good.

• 28:39Henry Zebrowski?

  That's his Italian beef.

• 28:40Speaker 04

  Yeah, exactly.

• 28:41Henry Zebrowski?

  And so, but, so because of this, I'd love to know how this process actually works. The, so retroactively, Taekwon Johnson, when he was born.

• 28:51Speaker 04

  2007.

• 28:52Henry Zebrowski?

  He was born without a heartbeat. And so these doctors, a series of doctors, they got together and they, uh, I'm gonna say this.

• 29:01Speaker 04

  He was a C-section, early baby.

• 29:03Henry Zebrowski?

  C-section, super, he was a preemie. The doctors got together and invoked the Saint Salvador Valera Para.

• 29:13Henry Zebrowski?

  Baby came back to life.

• 29:15Speaker 04

  They said that the, he was born for 65 minutes without a heartbeat and then miraculously came alive when they started praying in the room.

• 29:23Henry Zebrowski?

  So they said they, they, they, it was on the blessed Salvador Valera Para, right?

• 29:28Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 29:28Henry Zebrowski?

  So they believed it was a miracle.

• 29:30Speaker 04

  They retroactively made it a miracle last year. The Vatican made it a miracle in 2025.

• 29:37Henry Zebrowski?

  They've declared that a miracle. They said miracle baby. And they saved the baby just to go out and shoot a couple of people in Rhode Island.

• 29:44Speaker 04

  That's right.

• 29:44Henry Zebrowski?

  And I just think that that's extremely funny because. Well, I got on me.

• 29:49Speaker 04

  You got, you got a big old.

• 29:50Henry Zebrowski?

  Oh, you got spit lumps?

• 29:51Speaker 04

  Yeah, spit lumps. Yeah, it's just, we can cut it out. I was trying to do it so you, it would be the easy cut, but.

• 29:57Henry Zebrowski?

  They got spit lumps. It's cause I'm talking about the fucking Pope. Getting angry.

• 30:02Speaker 04

  Yeah, so anyway, this miracle baby shot up a place, apparently.

• 30:06Henry Zebrowski?

  So God, God went out of his way.

• 30:09Speaker 04

  To save this baby.

• 30:10Henry Zebrowski?

  So if we believe that God every day wakes up with a series of to do things on his desk, right?

• 30:16Speaker 04

  Does the miracles with guns, like finger guns.

• 30:19Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, that's what I, bam, that's how I do it.

• 30:21Speaker 04

  You gonna live.

• 30:22Henry Zebrowski?

  You gonna die.

• 30:23Speaker 04

  You gonna die. You gonna die. You got AIDS. You don't got AIDS. You are, you got AIDS. You don't got AIDS.

• 30:28Henry Zebrowski?

  Next. Next. And so, so he must have like, do you think that's how it works? That he sits at his desk? Do you think he does correspondence first? You think he gets up and then he's like, okay, here's the prayers. Done. Okay, you want a billion dollars? Do you want a trillion dollars? You got it. Oh, you want something? Oh, you want the family to get this miracle healthcare thing? Nah, that's stupid.

• 30:47Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 30:47Henry Zebrowski?

  And so.

• 30:47Speaker 04

  He just, he just goes and he greets all his pedophiles and.

• 30:51Henry Zebrowski?

  High fives each one of them. Good work, keeping all these kids in. And so then they, uh, then what do you think God does? So then God just chooses randomly who he's gonna pick to save or not save, right? And then the idea of like, so he has no idea. God knows everything.

• 31:07Speaker 04

  Yeah, God knows everything.

• 31:08Henry Zebrowski?

  God knows, if God's real, he knows every single thing that's gonna happen, past, present, future. There's those things, time.

• 31:13Speaker 04

  God could see out my eyes, he could see out your eyes, could see out the dog's eyes.

• 31:16Henry Zebrowski?

  God's looking out my butt.

• 31:17Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 31:18Henry Zebrowski?

  Right now, if he wants to, he could turn my butthole into an eyeball. He can look out of if he wants to.

• 31:23Speaker 04

  Why don't you do it, God?

• 31:25Henry Zebrowski?

  I bet you, best he's right now, I guess he's not seeing anything.

• 31:28Speaker 04

  Nothing much.

• 31:28Henry Zebrowski?

  Zoom my pants.

• 31:29Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 31:29Henry Zebrowski?

  Right?

• 31:30Speaker 04

  You just move on, I guess.

• 31:31Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, guess that's where you'd be like, oh, I tried that.

• 31:32Speaker 04

  Shat roulette.

• 31:33Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, he's, oh, every day.

• 31:35Speaker 04

  Shat roulette.

• 31:36Henry Zebrowski?

  Yes. I know, it's good. So this, so God then chose to Tiquan. And Tiquan did come out and say, um, which I thought was really nice, uh, straight up. You know, if God didn't want me in this world, he would let me die on that table, but he wanted to give me a second chance. He said this before he was arrested for the crime, obviously. That was when he was, uh, when they first said the, um, when the miracle was first announced.

• 32:00Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 32:00Henry Zebrowski?

  They went and asked him.

• 32:01Speaker 04

  When he was a fresh miracle baby.

• 32:02Henry Zebrowski?

  And do you think that that then gives you the confidence to do crime?

• 32:07Speaker 04

  At 18 years old, man, you're declared a miracle.

• 32:10Henry Zebrowski?

  Like, if you're declared a miracle at 18 years old, to me, if you're not like, cause like nor, that's like what happened in Northwest.

• 32:18Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 32:19Henry Zebrowski?

  You start getting hand piercings, you're going on a 13, you're 13 years old, going on a world tour that you have no music. I mean, you would have to imagine. Confidence. How could you, like, do you think that? The tour got canceled. Good. Yeah, I mean. She's a child. Needed to get canceled. But what is about the fucking, but what about this shit where like, do, do you think it makes them go like, I'm untouchable?

• 32:42Speaker 04

  Yeah, of course. He's a miracle baby. He's gonna be fucking worshipped in prison.

• 32:47Henry Zebrowski?

  Miracle Babies, Miracle Baby's also a really fun gang nickname.

• 32:51Speaker 04

  Oh, my God.

• 32:52Henry Zebrowski?

  You very rarely.

• 32:53Speaker 04

  My boy Miracle Baby.

• 32:54Henry Zebrowski?

  Have you ever, Miracle Baby?

• 32:57Henry Zebrowski?

  Shitting around with him, he has a little fucking, yeah, it says Miracle Baby arrested in shooting, and it's just a picture of him as a baby.

• 33:07Speaker 04

  That's the cop with the cop with babies. That's the cop with the cop with the boss of a boss babies. No one got, no one will pause higher than the cop with the cop with the babies. It was, well, it was a miracle bullet, cause it was double shooting one bullet.

• 33:20Henry Zebrowski?

  This is my miracle, yo, that's incredible, then Popolo could do it again.

• 33:24Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 33:24Henry Zebrowski?

  And he said, this is my, this is my, yo, this is my homie, Miracle Baby, and it's a little preemie on an oxygen machine, and they're like, that's my dope ass homie. Right? Take a look, you kiss him, you kiss my miracle baby.

• 33:36Speaker 04

  All right.

• 33:36Henry Zebrowski?

  That's my miracle baby, you give him a little kiss, he covered a slime from his mother.

• 33:40Speaker 04

  What if it comes out that the people he shot were pedophiles?

• 33:43Henry Zebrowski?

  Great.

• 33:44Speaker 04

  Then is the miracle baby, like, a right hand of God?

• 33:49Henry Zebrowski?

  No.

• 33:49Speaker 04

  Is he an archangel now?

• 33:50Henry Zebrowski?

  No, actually, no. You know why? Because if he was indeed, if he had the miraculous powers of Jesus Christ, I do believe he should be able to cure them.

• 34:00Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 34:01Henry Zebrowski?

  And be like, you didn't know pedo, you like big tits now. Cause damn, you like big tits.

• 34:05Speaker 04

  Imagine how great that would be.

• 34:07Henry Zebrowski?

  Dude, that's what a genie should do, dude. Bam, you like big tits. I want every pedophile to love huge naturals.

• 34:16Henry Zebrowski?

  My first wish.

• 34:17Speaker 04

  First wish.

• 34:20Henry Zebrowski?

  Robin Williams.

• 34:25Henry Zebrowski?

  What an amazing first wish. I feel like that has to be everyone's first wish from now on.

• 34:30Speaker 04

  It's usually like, no, what, whoa. That's a good wish.

• 34:35Henry Zebrowski?

  Wait a second, even me, I mean, huh, huh, um, guys I know?

• 34:42Speaker 04

  I don't think Robin Williams' genie was a pedophile.

• 34:46Henry Zebrowski?

  No, unfortunately. Cause he would've wished it out.

• 34:49Speaker 04

  If we couldn't wish for his own self.

• 34:51Henry Zebrowski?

  God, it was still a slave.

• 34:52Speaker 04

  He was a slave.

• 34:54Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah.

• 34:54Speaker 04

  I know.

• 34:56Henry Zebrowski?

  All right, here, do your favorite story, Eddie.

• 34:58Speaker 04

  Um, I mean, I got lots of favorite stories, but my absolute favorite, favorite story, it comes from Florida. It's, um, in Hollywood, Florida, which is very nice. There's a steakhouse there.

• 35:10Henry Zebrowski?

  Oh, yeah, man, oh, man.

• 35:12Speaker 04

  It's called Class Soiree Steakhouse.

• 35:15Henry Zebrowski?

  Ooh, okay.

• 35:16Speaker 04

  It's on 121 North 20th Avenue in Hollywood, Florida, if anyone wants to go. And once a month, they are starting complete nude dining.

• 35:27Henry Zebrowski?

  Wait a second. All right, we talked about this before the show, but Mike, I just realized this. So it's just once a month?

• 35:33Speaker 04

  It's just once a month that you have to buy tickets to it. It's a special event and it holds 20 people.

• 35:38Henry Zebrowski?

  Right before this.

• 35:39Speaker 04

  $250 for men, $150 for women, 300 for couples.

• 35:42Henry Zebrowski?

  That's disgusting, first of all, like, that is like such, like, the idea of charging more for men and the women is just like, classless.

• 35:50Speaker 04

  I mean, well, I mean, I think, I think, I think it's okay.

• 35:54Henry Zebrowski?

  Well, it should be no single unaccompanied men.

• 35:57Speaker 04

  I mean, well.

• 35:58Henry Zebrowski?

  Only couples and single women.

• 36:00Speaker 04

  Or you make that extra 100 and let them come.

• 36:02Henry Zebrowski?

  But they're always the ones that are gonna be the problem. You don't think they're not gonna be the fucking problem?

• 36:07Speaker 04

  Of course they're gonna be the problem, well, that's why they're charging an extra 100.

• 36:10Henry Zebrowski?

  So the guy that we went to, we watched the chef.

• 36:12Speaker 04

  Gay male couple, is it still 300?

• 36:15Henry Zebrowski?

  No, I charge them less.

• 36:17Speaker 04

  Charge them less?

• 36:18Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, that's more fun.

• 36:19Speaker 04

  Well, here it is, 250 for a man, 150 for a woman, 300 for couples. If you are a gay male couple, is it 500?

• 36:27Henry Zebrowski?

  No.

• 36:27Speaker 04

  Or 300?

• 36:27Henry Zebrowski?

  No, it's a couple.

• 36:28Speaker 04

  So you come in, so basically, if you're two perverts, you'd be like, yeah, we're gay together.

• 36:32Henry Zebrowski?

  Yes.

• 36:33Speaker 04

  There you go, guys, I just saved you 200 bucks.

• 36:35Henry Zebrowski?

  Congrats.

• 36:36Speaker 04

  I saved you 200 bucks.

• 36:37Henry Zebrowski?

  Dead for free. You know what I also love about this place? So number one, we watched the, uh, interview with the chef, who the only way to really describe is a hornier Patrice O'Neal. Um, what he looks like.

• 36:50Speaker 04

  He's got a fedora and he's actively drinking on the job when they interview him.

• 36:54Henry Zebrowski?

  It is, in the morning, he is visibly intoxicated, the, the horrific MAGA-coded reporter talking to him.

• 37:02Speaker 04

  Looks like Bruce McCullough from Kids in the Hall, doing a character.

• 37:05Henry Zebrowski?

  It is amazing, he is lit up, cause he kept being like, cause also what I love is, so it's a Florida, Hollywood, Florida newscast that we're watching this on. And the first thing the reporter asks is, all naked people, so don't tell me, is it gonna be any hanky panky going on?

• 37:21Speaker 04

  Absolutely not.

• 37:21Henry Zebrowski?

  And he goes, mm-mm, no, no, no, no, no, no.

• 37:26Speaker 04

  He definitely starts doing spirituals.

• 37:28Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, no, no, no, no, no. Because he is a, he's visibly intoxicated. It's a small restaurant.

• 37:35Speaker 04

  It's very small restaurant.

• 37:37Henry Zebrowski?

  It is two tables with a gigantic flat screen, which again, that is not, that's not a classy atmosphere. It's a gigantic flat screen, which I think is, that is objectively funny, it's very Florida.

• 37:49Speaker 04

  They say it's a five-star experience.

• 37:52Henry Zebrowski?

  What, cause two of those stars are balls. It's like a house. This is, it's, it's just like a living room, it's got carpet. But now that you're, now that all of this is said and done, even just saying this, I thought this was a permanently nude restaurant.

• 38:04Speaker 04

  No.

• 38:05Henry Zebrowski?

  So you mean to tell me this furniture?

• 38:06Speaker 04

  It's a special event.

• 38:07Henry Zebrowski?

  So, so every other day, so I come the next day.

• 38:11Speaker 04

  You got a, you got a fresh, um, soaked, uh, you imagine they give it a wipe? It's like gym equipment, you gotta give it a once-over.

• 38:19Henry Zebrowski?

  Fucking, and, I'm not, no, absolutely not, absolutely not.

• 38:26Speaker 04

  It's legal because the staff is clothed, but he also says that once you walk through the door, I'll most likely be nude, no clothes on.

• 38:35Henry Zebrowski?

  No, he said, but then he specifically said, Chef Farad Ali, specifically said, because the reporter said, asked him, are you naked? And he said, no, never.

• 38:45Speaker 04

  Yeah, so I guess if he's, if it's his day off, he could be naked.

• 38:49Henry Zebrowski?

  No.

• 38:50Speaker 04

  If he chooses not to be working that day.

• 38:52Henry Zebrowski?

  This is my issue.

• 38:53Speaker 04

  The cook's have clothes, the waiters have clothes, the host has clothes.

• 38:55Henry Zebrowski?

  No, the cook should have clothes.

• 38:57Speaker 04

  The cook has clothes.

• 38:59Henry Zebrowski?

  He just said no.

• 39:01Speaker 04

  But he, I, I, you know, I, it's, it goes back and forth.

• 39:04Henry Zebrowski?

  You're saying he's flirting, he's flirting with it.

• 39:06Speaker 04

  I think sometimes he acts as, uh, Mater D.

• 39:09Henry Zebrowski?

  That is fucking, do not go to this place. No, this place is legitimately going to be so thoroughly investigated.

• 39:18Speaker 04

  Class Soiree Steakhouse.

• 39:21Henry Zebrowski?

  Why is the class an acronym? Why does, what does class stand for?

• 39:26Speaker 04

  I don't know, let's find the website.

• 39:27Henry Zebrowski?

  Why is it an acronym? I just, I'm not sitting in the same chair, you, I refuse to fucking, no, it doesn't. It's just a picture, buddy, I'm not sitting in the same chair as a fucking 300-pound man that, you know how many, you know if it's gonna be all dudes?

• 39:43Speaker 04

  That shrimp cocktail looks awful.

• 39:44Henry Zebrowski?

  Oh, of course, oh, the last thing I want is naked shrimp cocktail.

• 39:49Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 39:49Henry Zebrowski?

  I have to be the only one naked.

• 39:51Speaker 04

  Is it full chicken?

• 39:53Henry Zebrowski?

  That's gross.

• 39:54Speaker 04

  That's weird.

• 39:54Henry Zebrowski?

  This is all gross.

• 39:55Speaker 04

  It's like rotisserie chicken.

• 39:56Henry Zebrowski?

  If we're gonna do, I honestly, you know, my opinion, his opinion, if you're having nude food, sushi.

• 40:04Speaker 04

  Yeah, sushi's definitely more, or like, or dessert, like, like sexy desserts.

• 40:09Henry Zebrowski?

  Sexy, cold foods.

• 40:11Speaker 04

  With sexy desserts, and you're not naked, but it's, it's a sexy dessert place. I went with Julie, it was like, it was very cute, it was sexy.

• 40:18Henry Zebrowski?

  But were there naked people in there?

• 40:19Speaker 04

  No.

• 40:21Henry Zebrowski?

  That's different.

• 40:22Speaker 04

  There were naked people at the Rooftop Garden of Eden Bar.

• 40:25Henry Zebrowski?

  That's different.

• 40:25Speaker 04

  That's different, they, they kinda said what it is.

• 40:27Henry Zebrowski?

  Part of this is, it's sex, so if it's, that's the adult-only bar you went to, it's called Better Than Sex.

• 40:33Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 40:35Henry Zebrowski?

  So, guys, that's fine.

• 40:37Speaker 04

  Exactly the place.

• 40:38Henry Zebrowski?

  So my question, so it is food, it is clothing optional?

• 40:41Speaker 04

  Where, Better Than Sex?

• 40:42Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah.

• 40:43Speaker 04

  No, Better Than Sex is just sexy food.

• 40:45Henry Zebrowski?

  I just want my food and my nudity.

• 40:48Speaker 04

  Yeah. To be separate, maybe that makes me a prude.

• 40:52Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah. Maybe I'm a prude, I just want my, I want those two experiences to be separate experiences.

• 40:59Speaker 04

  Hmm, no, absolutely, no, they should be, but not a class.

• 41:04Henry Zebrowski?

  What does it stand for?

• 41:05Speaker 04

  I can't find out.

• 41:06Henry Zebrowski?

  And if it's sexual, if it's not sexual, then what is it? I know this idea, I'm constantly battering this idea back and forth in my head, cause I, you know, on one hand, I'm trying to understand the body is not inherently sexual. I'm trying to hear that from people, that just because of the.

• 41:22Speaker 04

  But then this doesn't exist, if that's how people feel.

• 41:25Henry Zebrowski?

  But no, there's some people that view it as like a freedom, quote-unquote, freedom thing, but you're not really free, because you've still gotta pay to be inside the establishment, to take your clothes off, to eat rotisserie chicken together, and. You could do that for free in your house or minus the What does the health department think about that?

• 41:40Speaker 04

  The health department doesn't care. It's a private event.

• 41:42Henry Zebrowski?

  That seems

• 41:43Speaker 04

  It's a private event.

• 41:44Henry Zebrowski?

  Fishy. If everybody

• 41:45Speaker 04

  It smells fishy.

• 41:46Henry Zebrowski?

  I feel like if anybody had an issue with it, I mean, they're gonna have an issue with it.

• 41:51Speaker 04

  At some point.

• 41:52Henry Zebrowski?

  This is gonna be over.

• 41:53Speaker 04

  Oh, at some point, something's gonna happen. Yes.

• 41:55Henry Zebrowski?

  Something bad is gonna happen.

• 41:56Speaker 04

  There's no way this lasts forever.

• 41:58Henry Zebrowski?

  More, I am just gonna say, and I, I'm not to, I don't know the man, but I just feel like a lot of the issues are gonna come back to the chef. You know, I have a feeling from seeing his interview with the reporter that a lot of the issues are gonna come back to the chef and he is going, there's going to be, because he's said emphatically to the reporter, he does not get naked. And the fact that he seems intimate.

• 42:22Speaker 04

  Sometimes I get naked.

• 42:24Henry Zebrowski?

  Might, might affect some people.

• 42:26Speaker 04

  Make people feel comfortable.

• 42:27Henry Zebrowski?

  I feel like some, no, I don't think it is. It wouldn't make me feel comfortable.

• 42:31Speaker 04

  Are spending $300 a couple to go here. You know, oh, the Instagram page is down.

• 42:38Henry Zebrowski?

  Yes, of course it is. It's not gonna stay open. Go someplace else. If you wanna spend $300 on an evening, there's so many places you could do it and then you can go home and be naked. You could just then be naked all day long.

• 42:52Speaker 04

  Man, $300 goes a long way at Flanagan's. I'll tell you that much.

• 42:55Henry Zebrowski?

  Oh, my God. You could fucking pay for the whole coven in Flanagan's. What are you talking about? I mean, I just did fucking grocery shopping the other day and I felt like I was buying fancy clothes. So maybe, maybe just buy food and buy, cook, cook your expensive ass food at home completely naked.

• 43:14Speaker 04

  Nowhere on the website do they tell us what the acronym means.

• 43:17Henry Zebrowski?

  It doesn't, they, they are not, there's no acronym here. It is got dots in it. Yeah, no, but I think they just did that for fun. Yeah. That's another thing they're lying to you about. If they've got an acronym in there.

• 43:28Speaker 04

  Explain what it is.

• 43:28Henry Zebrowski?

  You gotta then, there's an acronym.

• 43:30Speaker 04

  There has to be an about us page.

• 43:31Henry Zebrowski?

  You can just make up acronyms.

• 43:33Speaker 04

  I'm looking, I've been looking too. Yeah, yeah. It's like they have like a meet the chef page.

• 43:37Henry Zebrowski?

  Oh, this is women with his fucking dick and balls out?

• 43:41Speaker 04

  Meet the chef and his testicles. Look at this little hat. This little chef's hat. I put on my penis.

• 43:48Henry Zebrowski?

  That's a condom.

• 43:49Speaker 04

  Yep.

• 43:50Henry Zebrowski?

  And so I don't get the pork chops pregnant. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying?

• 43:57Speaker 04

  Oh, he does private parties too.

• 43:59Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, he better.

• 44:02Henry Zebrowski?

  Majority of private parties.

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• 48:54Henry Zebrowski?

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• 48:59Henry Zebrowski?

  Live from your grave. All right, here, here's another fun story.

• 49:06Henry Zebrowski?

  Man allegedly killed mother, poured cat litter on her head, set her, set her on fire.

• 49:10Speaker 04

  What are you gonna do? All right. So this guy, he, he got mad, he got mad at his mom. He had tried to kill her before and

• 49:18Henry Zebrowski?

  Been there, man.

• 49:19Speaker 04

  He stabbed her in the neck a bunch of times and she died. Uh, and then after she died, he poured a bunch of cat litter on her head, in her ears, in her mouth, in her eyes, and dumped the rest on her head. Like made sure he shoved it in there real good. He packed it up in there. And then, uh, he, he took a little fire and he lit a fire right in her crotch. And then he, uh, left.

• 49:37Henry Zebrowski?

  Didn't take.

• 49:38Speaker 04

  No, it didn't take.

• 49:39Henry Zebrowski?

  No, you know.

• 49:40Speaker 04

  But he did start a fire between her legs.

• 49:42Henry Zebrowski?

  Do you think he packed her up? Oh, like Gary Busey in, uh, was it Black Sheep?

• 49:47Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 49:48Henry Zebrowski?

  Start firing, grab those panties. I, um, just like that, right? And so I, uh, I don't want, quite know why he buried her head in the cat litter.

• 50:01Speaker 04

  I imagine it was an argument that they had. I'm gonna go ahead and just say that they, they had a volatile relationship.

• 50:08Henry Zebrowski?

  Do you think that he was like?

• 50:09Speaker 04

  I don't, they don't say what happened to the cat.

• 50:11Henry Zebrowski?

  You ever had that thing with, with fish? When they do the salt bake?

• 50:15Speaker 04

  I love it.

• 50:16Henry Zebrowski?

  When they cover it like a hard pack of salt?

• 50:19Speaker 04

  Oh, my God, it's so good. Have you ever done it?

• 50:21Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah.

• 50:22Speaker 04

  It's so good.

• 50:22Henry Zebrowski?

  That's what he's doing. The lady, who's trying to do.

• 50:25Speaker 04

  You think he was gonna cook her head, like cat, cat litter.

• 50:28Henry Zebrowski?

  And that beautiful, yeah, and that like, and then you crack it.

• 50:31Speaker 04

  And you crack it.

• 50:32Henry Zebrowski?

  And you're like, oh, the lemons are in it.

• 50:34Speaker 04

  That's right.

• 50:34Henry Zebrowski?

  There's all these lemon, all these delicious lemons. It's cooked perfectly. You got the capers in it. I could see what he's doing. I think he might've been misdirected.

• 50:42Speaker 04

  He was, it's a Wapaka, Wapaka County.

• 50:47Henry Zebrowski?

  What?

• 50:48Speaker 04

  Wapaka? How do you say that?

• 50:50Henry Zebrowski?

  Wapaka.

• 50:51Speaker 04

  Wapaka.

• 50:52Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, Wapaka.

• 50:52Speaker 04

  Wapaka.

• 50:53Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, so Wapaka.

• 50:54Speaker 04

  Yeah, Wapaka County Sheriff's Office. He is looking

• 50:56Henry Zebrowski?

  Upset.

• 50:57Speaker 04

  Yeah, no, he's in a lot of trouble.

• 50:58Henry Zebrowski?

  They say there's no clear motive.

• 51:00Speaker 04

  I will say, looking at his eyes, I believe that there might be no clear motive.

• 51:04Henry Zebrowski?

  He is not giving the, uh, the gaze of a man with long view.

• 51:10Speaker 04

  No, yeah, no, this is, yeah, there is, uh, yeah, exactly.

• 51:13Henry Zebrowski?

  He's living in the moment. He's, he's living in the moment. He saw the cat litter. He's like, you know what? You know what I've always wanted to do? I've always wanted to cover mom's head in this. And now I get to.

• 51:24Speaker 04

  He's already, um, facing attempted murder charges stemmed from a violent incident that involved his mother in February.

• 51:30Henry Zebrowski?

  Oh, yeah, yeah. And they, they looked at the footage. They, they said they, they found him and he was, he spent, he was a few hours later, he was sitting on a bench near, near an elementary school, which is great. He was trying to, Billy Madison himself, he was just trying to get a little education. And then there, we finally got him and they arrested him. He, he did a bit of inter resisting. And then they put him in leg shackles and they said the only thing he had on him was two lighters and a Bible, which is the only thing I travel with when I go abroad. Cause that's all I need, man. I just need to be able to keep predators away in the night.

• 51:59Speaker 04

  So apparently after he did the crime, he left and then he tried to come back later to like discover the body.

• 52:06Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah.

• 52:07Speaker 04

  And he was like, he came in like whistling with a Bible in his hands.

• 52:11Henry Zebrowski?

  No, wait. Yeah, yeah. Like thou shalt not kill. Thou shalt honor thy mother and father. That's a great idea, Bible. I can't believe I didn't read this before, mom. What happened with the cat litter?

• 52:25Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 52:25Henry Zebrowski?

  Oh, my God, my mom's trying to commit suicide by cat litter. I told you to leave the litter in the box. I was gonna clean it.

• 52:35Speaker 04

  I wonder if she thought those would make

• 52:36Henry Zebrowski?

  Her head stopped smelling bad. Oh, we're getting all the moisture out of her fucking facial meat.

• 52:43Speaker 04

  Yeah, well, I mean, now there are two cats that need to be adopted.

• 52:51Henry Zebrowski?

  So you want to check out the Wapaka local cat rescue? Because, uh, obviously, there is a cat that now needs a home because his mother was made into a poo poo.

• 53:05Henry Zebrowski?

  It's gotta be, it's gotta be the hardest thing, and that's the, these are the lessons of the hardest lessons to learn.

• 53:10Speaker 04

  There is, um, a similar thing happened, um, just slightly just flip it all around upside down. In Northwest Indiana, a woman allegedly cut out her father's heart after stabbing him.

• 53:21Henry Zebrowski?

  Ooh, interesting. That's actually quite difficult. I was just, uh,

• 53:24Speaker 04

  That's what I was thinking. She was thirty-two, so she's got some strength.

• 53:27Henry Zebrowski?

  She's young. I was, um, one of the Vietnam vets I was, uh, listening to was talking about how when he was faced with a man, uh, a VC man, uh, and they both had, uh, he, his gun was empty, and the VC man lifted up his rifle to fire at him, and it jammed, and so then he grabbed his bayonet to run and push him down, right, in order to stab him to death. And he said the hardest part, and the most shocking part is that when he first stabbed him with the bayonet, it bounced off his sternum.

• 53:58Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 53:58Henry Zebrowski?

  And he was so frightened by what had happened, and he almost, like, died right there. Because he was like, oh, my God, these, they're invincible.

• 54:05Speaker 04

  Yeah, but that's just gonna happen. You gotta cut the, you just caught the wrong spot.

• 54:08Henry Zebrowski?

  He was in the throes of war.

• 54:11Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 54:11Henry Zebrowski?

  And he was killing a man with his bare hands.

• 54:13Speaker 04

  Sounds like he wasn't strong enough to get the job done.

• 54:15Henry Zebrowski?

  Sounds like he was an eighteen-year-old that shouldn't have been in the fucking jungle.

• 54:19Speaker 04

  So, but this lady was thirty-two, and she cut out her father's heart.

• 54:22Henry Zebrowski?

  And that shows that I do believe that women should serve in the military.

• 54:25Speaker 04

  That's right.

• 54:25Henry Zebrowski?

  Because I think that that's like, you know, I'm pushing against Pete Hegseth because that's the kind of woman that really showed that if she wants to kill, cut out somebody's heart, then she goes ahead and does it, Yas Queen. She learned, she watched it on YouTube herself. She don't need a man.

• 54:40Speaker 04

  You know, and I know you're not supposed to blame the victims here, but in both of these cases, I'm like, what did these parents do?

• 54:46Henry Zebrowski?

  Well, it's just, I, I don't feel the elderly mother, I feel not as, I feel bad for.

• 54:53Speaker 04

  Of course. I feel bad for everybody, for sure.

• 54:55Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 54:56Speaker 04

  I feel bad for the people who did the crimes, to be honest with you, if you really want to get into it, but like, at the same time, this is horrible.

• 55:02Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, I think that it is, uh, people are messed up.

• 55:06Speaker 04

  They are definitely messed up.

• 55:07Henry Zebrowski?

  People are messed up, people get upset, and I think that they don't know what to do with it, and I think that they're afraid they're not gonna get their homes because boomers are spending all the money.

• 55:15Speaker 04

  Yeah, she didn't say that she killed her father, um, but then she went to the hospital anyway because her hands were all cut up. And, uh, she said that she had, uh, her hands got cut up because, uh, she, uh, were from a weed whacker or a small saw.

• 55:29Henry Zebrowski?

  That's hard.

• 55:30Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's one of the, you don't know.

• 55:31Henry Zebrowski?

  Remember if it was a weed whacker or a small saw.

• 55:33Speaker 04

  Yeah, you'd know.

• 55:34Henry Zebrowski?

  That cut the hands up.

• 55:34Speaker 04

  You'd know. So I imagine she used a small saw to cut her father's heart out.

• 55:38Henry Zebrowski?

  It does sound like that, yeah.

• 55:39Speaker 04

  And then they found him with the heart sitting on top of his stomach. So she, like, cut it out and then put it on top of him and left.

• 55:45Henry Zebrowski?

  Well, yeah, it sounds like, but then you're just tired. That's my thing. She's just like, oh, why'd I do this? You know, like, you know how many times you do something so hard and you work so hard on something, and then you're like, and what's for this? It's like getting an embroidery.

• 55:57Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 55:58Henry Zebrowski?

  No one's gonna see this.

• 55:59Speaker 04

  Three knives were recovered inside the house with blood on them.

• 56:01Henry Zebrowski?

  Well, good. At least they know where they are.

• 56:03Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 56:04Henry Zebrowski?

  Well, you know, this, it's hard to be a parent. That's why I don't have kids. I'm not gonna let them fucking kill me when I'm eighty-five years old.

• 56:09Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, exactly. Once you still live with you at thirty-two, it, it could be any day that

• 56:14Henry Zebrowski?

  That's just an adult now.

• 56:15Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 56:16Henry Zebrowski?

  You know what I mean? That's a border. That's not even a child anymore. You have to think about that.

• 56:19Speaker 04

  Oh, the coroner says it was a homicide.

• 56:22Henry Zebrowski?

  Oh, crazy. I was waiting for that to come back. I needed to know that before that. So what, we can actually now talk about what we, we actually, I'm sorry, from before up to this point, we were just conjecturing. So, this is another great story, Eddie, that you brought my way, and I want to know who did it.

• 56:40Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 56:41Henry Zebrowski?

  This is more important than any of the other stories we've covered so far today.

• 56:44Speaker 04

  Makes me want to go to Colombia.

• 56:46Henry Zebrowski?

  Actually, it doesn't for me. Makes me want to stay far away from it.

• 56:49Speaker 04

  I'm excited.

• 56:50Henry Zebrowski?

  Well, so this is, um, by far the most important story of the week.

• 56:56Henry Zebrowski?

  And we, uh, you know, a lot of opinions are gonna come out about this story, so even before we get into it, I just want you to know, we, uh, try as much as we can here at Last Podcast Network to have an informed look forward, right? And when we talk about subjects, our goal is to be informed. Yeah, of course, a bit, people might even say we're flippant, we're like, we're funny, we're lighthearted.

• 57:21Speaker 04

  Blue.

• 57:21Henry Zebrowski?

  A little blue, you know what I mean? But the, but when it comes down to it, uh, this is truly, this is, these are the kind of stories that bring us all together.

• 57:29Speaker 04

  Uh, so what happened was, a bunch of people in Colombia were going to see the new Spider-Man movie. It looks great.

• 57:35Henry Zebrowski?

  Uh, it's good, I saw it.

• 57:37Speaker 04

  It was good.

• 57:37Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, I loved it.

• 57:38Speaker 04

  I'm very excited to see it. But I'm not excited to see it in Colombia because apparently there was one guy in the theater who farted so bad they had to cancel the screening.

• 57:46Henry Zebrowski?

  Now, I don't know whether or not this has something to do with American forces. I don't know if this is some form of, you know what I was thinking? Why aren't we Havana syndrome-ing Mitch McConnell?

• 57:59Speaker 04

  Oh, just, just fart.

• 58:00Henry Zebrowski?

  Just to kill him.

• 58:01Speaker 04

  Just see what happens?

• 58:02Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, just zap him. Zap him with a van. This is the perfect time to do it. But I feel like this could either be this is some kind of psychological attack by our forces in Colombia, uh, in order to, I guess, destabilize the international Spider-Man market, or their guts are as rotten as all fuck, and it's that Spider-Man, the guy in the Spider-Man costume.

• 58:21Speaker 04

  Apparently, there was two hundred people in the audience, and the whole place had to leave and officially cancel the movie.

• 58:29Henry Zebrowski?

  There is just no way. There's no way, right?

• 58:33Speaker 04

  But they're saying it could have been, someone's like,

• 58:34Henry Zebrowski?

  It has to be a stink bomb.

• 58:36Speaker 04

  But then some guy was farting, and like,

• 58:38Henry Zebrowski?

  You can't just fart that. I've been around your farts. I've been around the farts of the elderly.

• 58:44Speaker 04

  I've had a couple that would have caused a stir. I don't know about this.

• 58:49Henry Zebrowski?

  Do you have everybody leaving?

• 58:51Speaker 04

  I mean, a couple people. Well, people next to you leave, but the whole cinema.

• 58:54Henry Zebrowski?

  I just feel like that has to be a weaponized gas attack. That's to be some kind of stink bomb. In my mind, I don't know if just one fart can wipe it all out like that. You have to, like, shit or something. Unless you fully, I might think it might Shit your pants, maybe. Yeah, maybe it's a Spider-Man.

• 59:10Speaker 04

  Ninety-eight percent audience, uh, score on Rotten Tomatoes. That two percent? It's gotta be here.

• 59:16Henry Zebrowski?

  Colombia.

• 59:16Speaker 04

  Yeah, Colombia, they were not happy.

• 59:18Henry Zebrowski?

  They were like, no, as far as I know, and Spider-Man, he smell like fart. Oh, nobody like a Spider-Man in Colombia. Because the way his bowels are loose. His bowels are loose. Your host is hilarious for throwing this in at the end. Past post movie critic says Johnny Oleksincki, he dubbed the movie totally similar to the Tobey Maguire franchise of the two thousands, which he called not only the gold standard of Spider-Man movies, but Marvel films as well.

• 59:50Henry Zebrowski?

  The article about shitting. Yeah, right, just so you know, we still like Marvel movies.

• 59:56Speaker 04

  There was a man dressed like Spider-Man in the movie theater.

• 59:59Henry Zebrowski?

  That's who I'm blaming.

• 1:00:00Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:00:00Henry Zebrowski?

  I'm blaming the guy in the full Spider-Man costume, because most guys in

• 1:00:03Speaker 04

  I mean, if there was a guy in the Green Goblin costume.

• 1:00:05Henry Zebrowski?

  Oh, it is, oh, you fucking bet your fucking bottom dollar. But I also think that, let's just be honest here. We all know professional cosplayers.

• 1:00:16Henry Zebrowski?

  You know that these costumes get really fucking smelly.

• 1:00:18Speaker 04

  Yeah, and they don't necessarily always have a zupper.

• 1:00:20Henry Zebrowski?

  And they also probably don't have the best diets. Especially that Spider-Man we're looking at is pretty fucking yoked. He's probably in quite a bit of protein.

• 1:00:28Speaker 04

  Oh, that guy, he's, I mean, he's, he's chubby, too.

• 1:00:30Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, he's fat-jacked.

• 1:00:31Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:32Henry Zebrowski?

  He's, that's my dream buddy.

• 1:00:33Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, no, I want to be, oh, God, I love fat-jacked people.

• 1:00:37Henry Zebrowski?

  Fat-jacked is my goal. But that's, but he could also then, but that also, the road to fat-jacked is a lot, is lined with many, many, many, many horrendous farts.

• 1:00:48Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, lots of, uh, chicharron.

• 1:00:52Henry Zebrowski?

  No, you want it to stay to the pernil. If I was him, I would stick to the pernil, get away from the, the skins. I think that's really affecting you.

• 1:01:02Henry Zebrowski?

  Are you ready for some listener emails?

• 1:01:04Speaker 04

  Oh, do we have, do we have a sting?

• 1:01:06Henry Zebrowski?

  Um, I can play you guys a new one, or do you want the classic reggae? I think you guys like the classic reggae. Yeah, I would say.

• 1:01:12Speaker 04

  Let's do One More Week with the reggae. Let's do One More Week, because it was really good. It deserves another one.

• 1:01:16Henry Zebrowski?

  Here it is, from our buddy George.

• 1:01:20Speaker 05

  Goes out to Tootsie, rest in peace.

• 1:01:48Speaker 04

  That was really good. This just in.

• 1:01:51Henry Zebrowski?

  This is pretty great. Yeah, it's nice.

• 1:01:52Speaker 04

  What happened? You got, you got handed a note for the first time ever.

• 1:01:55Henry Zebrowski?

  We did hear, "Now, my family have been part of the Mormon church since before the church was officially organized. One of my pioneer ancestors was a polygamist and was absolutely awful. His wives included nine women, including two sisters and a mother and daughter. By the time the bastard died, all but one of his wives had left him. Anyways. I'm what the kids these days call a homosexual."

• 1:02:18Speaker 04

  Cool.

• 1:02:19Henry Zebrowski?

  "I left the church in 2015 and it's the best decision I've ever made."

• 1:02:22Speaker 04

  Even cooler.

• 1:02:23Henry Zebrowski?

  "I'm still deprogramming from all the nonsense they filled my brain with from birth. One thing I've never been able to do is get rid of my temple clothes, even though I haven't been in a temple since 2012. Your interview with Alyssa Grenfell gave me the idea that you guys might appreciate them. They'll do more good with you guys than sitting in a box in my closet. Plus, it'll help me get them out of my life and close one more part of my Mormon trauma." Thanks again for the great entertainment and hail Satan. And he gave us a whole bunch of really gritted, those are Mormon little underwear shoes.

• 1:02:55Speaker 04

  He said this is a bunch of Mormon underwear?

• 1:02:57Henry Zebrowski?

  We have so much more. Well, they're clean, but these are the good ones.

• 1:03:01Speaker 04

  Yeah, but he wore, but he wore them. What size is he?

• 1:03:04Henry Zebrowski?

  I think he's a big boy.

• 1:03:06Speaker 04

  Yeah?

• 1:03:06Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, I haven't actually tried them on or opened them up.

• 1:03:08Speaker 04

  Yeah, try them on later. Try them on, Robbie. These are for you. This is part, it's a person's job.

• 1:03:12Henry Zebrowski?

  This is great. This is great. But thank you and congrats. Good work on getting out of there.

• 1:03:17Speaker 04

  Stay gay.

• 1:03:17Henry Zebrowski?

  Stay gay, my friend.

• 1:03:19Speaker 04

  Yes, absolutely. You're lucky. You're one of the, you're one of the blessed ones.

• 1:03:22Henry Zebrowski?

  Enjoy being gay. How fun is that?

• 1:03:24Speaker 04

  Oh, did you see the woman, um, uh, was a woman bride was arrested for setting the church on fire because she was getting more married, forced married into a Mormon church?

• 1:03:33Henry Zebrowski?

  Yes, bitch.

• 1:03:34Speaker 04

  I'm so happy for her.

• 1:03:35Henry Zebrowski?

  Yes. Um, I, first of all, one big update, we actually did get an update.

• 1:03:40Speaker 04

  Oh, let's hear it.

• 1:03:41Henry Zebrowski?

  Fat people have more blood.

• 1:03:42Speaker 04

  They do. We found that out in the moment, though.

• 1:03:45Henry Zebrowski?

  Yes, we did. But also I then looked at it and someone sent an email officially saying that fat people have more blood. We kind of thought, yeah, sure. I just thought it was part of the struggle of being obese is that we had the same amount of blood as everybody else. But no, as a matter of fact, we have more blood.

• 1:03:57Speaker 04

  We have more blood.

• 1:03:57Henry Zebrowski?

  That's so funny, though.

• 1:03:59Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:03:59Henry Zebrowski?

  That you think that being fat, you have to struggle by, you only get this much blood. I'm supposed to know. I fucking know. I'm a blood expert.

• 1:04:07Speaker 04

  I think we need a full Fat Farm Vampire movie now.

• 1:04:10Henry Zebrowski?

  Yes, we do.

• 1:04:12Speaker 04

  Yes, we do. I am ready for that. Here we go.

• 1:04:19Henry Zebrowski?

  This comes from the, someone was inspired by my breatharian episode.

• 1:04:23Speaker 04

  Oh, it was good.

• 1:04:24Henry Zebrowski?

  Thank you.

• 1:04:24Speaker 04

  I really enjoyed it, actually.

• 1:04:26Henry Zebrowski?

  I'll just get right into it. The 2010s. Instagram was new and highly unregulated. It wasn't uncommon to add random people based on a shared interest or hashtag, and you would only get content on your feed from users you follow. We remember the 2010s. We're very old. One day I got a message from this Australian guy, probably early twenties. Both had tattoos from the same video game and we started a habit of messaging each other and every time we got a new piece, chatting about other things. It was never super deep. By no means we were, we weren't close friends, but he treated his social media like a diary, so I witnessed a lot. He was really into Norwegian black metal and he posted a lot of really dark stuff.

• 1:05:06Henry Zebrowski?

  I'm talking pictures of fresh self-inflicted wounds all over his body, captions about how worthless he was, lots of blood and obsession with death. At first I'd reach out and ask if he was okay, but he always minimized it and laughed it off. So I was like, okay, maybe he just does it for the mayhem aesthetic. Eventually it escalated to video clips of him cutting himself. Then he stopped posting for a while. After a while, he was back, but he was buff. All his content turned into weightlifting and PMA motivational shit. He started getting into the paleo diet and eventually turned into the all-meat diet, which then turned into all raw meat. His page was now all super graphic slabs of dripping red meat, him chewing meat, talking shit, shit on vegetables, and of course, lifting weights multiple times per day.

• 1:05:52Henry Zebrowski?

  He disappeared again. Came back a few months later as a fruitarian.

• 1:05:56Speaker 04

  Oh, God.

• 1:05:56Henry Zebrowski?

  This is where things get scary. He started losing a ton of weight super fast. The PMA and affirmation started getting more spiritual, less cohesive. I think at this point he had moved on to some kind of communal living situation in the jungle. It was all breathwork and energy and manic-looking hippies. Sloppy pics of fruit all over the place, trying to sell courses and recruit people. By a couple of months in, he looked like a guy who'd been lost at sea. You could see bones that I didn't even know humans had. You could look into his eyes and see his body shutting down. I had to stop following him after he posted himself in the hospital twice and then pivoted to talking about how we can all get our nutrition from the sun.

• 1:06:41Henry Zebrowski?

  I've never heard him call it breatharianism, but listening to the episode, there were so many similarities and I'm pretty sure that's exactly what he was getting into. I don't know if he lived or died, but he was not in a good place the last I saw. I wanted to share this because I think diet culture slash clean eating is probably the most deadly cult of all time. He could probably be express, there's an express pipeline to eating disorders and much more insidious belief systems. I do believe it. Part of what happens with an eating disorder, which I got slid, I slid into one accidentally once, this is Henry talking, is that I, I remember being so proud to tell Natalie when I was at the height of my weight loss journey, how like, look, all I need to eat is this, two hard-boiled eggs and an orange.

• 1:07:19Henry Zebrowski?

  And she's like, that's an eating disorder. And I remember being like, I'm a dude. I'm a fat dude. Dudes don't get eating disorders. Literally thought that.

• 1:07:28Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:07:29Henry Zebrowski?

  It's not true. Cause a part of it is mastery of your body. You're being told you can master your body and that if you don't master your body, you're failing.

• 1:07:36Speaker 04

  I've done two juice cleanses.

• 1:07:38Henry Zebrowski?

  That's completely normal.

• 1:07:40Speaker 04

  I don't know if it is.

• 1:07:41Henry Zebrowski?

  It is. Yeah. Cleanses are completely normal. It is, fasting is normal. It is extremely normal. It is just an entire deeply restrictive lifestyle is not.

• 1:07:51Speaker 04

  Were you putting, um, salt and pepper on the eggs?

• 1:07:54Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:54Speaker 04

  Oh, well, that's nice.

• 1:07:55Henry Zebrowski?

  Now I eat, we'll talk about this. We have an unk episode coming up and we're going to talk about.

• 1:07:59Speaker 04

  God, I can't wait.

• 1:08:00Henry Zebrowski?

  You better, you better be careful because it might be the entire show from now on.

• 1:08:03Speaker 04

  We're going to fucking train you people on how to be proper unk.

• 1:08:06Henry Zebrowski?

  You're going, it's time for you. You're going to get it. You're going to get it. So orthorexia, which is what I expected my friend was dealing with, it's an eating disorder that manifests as an obsession with being healthy. People with this tend to set really extreme boundaries about what, when, how they eat, restricting certain ingredients or food groups, exercising to the point of injury. Food anxiety rules their entire life. Relationships crumble because they can't make any compromises and usually they wind up injured or malnourished. And our culture praises them for their dedication and willpower. It's heartbreaking to witness. Because it is a extreme, there's a distinct difference between eating healthy and a highly restrictive, like diet.

• 1:08:44Speaker 04

  I did a, like a highly restrictive diet, like for me anyway, like it was probably normal, it's normal for a lot of people.

• 1:08:49Henry Zebrowski?

  But you had to, right? Because.

• 1:08:51Speaker 04

  I was doing it for an episode of Brighter Side.

• 1:08:53Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:53Speaker 04

  You know, and I just was trying out different diets over the course of a month.

• 1:08:56Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And we did, and we did the juice cleanse, but I remember the hardest one for me was vegan. Yes.

• 1:09:02Speaker 04

  And it was, it was so difficult for me that I remember one time ordering food and I didn't know, because I was getting Greek food and I thought I was ordering hummus, but I ordered something with beef in it and it came to me and I had an emotional breakdown. It was like one of the, because I was so hungry.

• 1:09:18Henry Zebrowski?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:09:18Speaker 04

  And I just wanted to eat so bad.

• 1:09:21Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:21Speaker 04

  But I was doing everything I could to stay on this diet and I literally just, I had a breakdown.

• 1:09:26Henry Zebrowski?

  I get it.

• 1:09:27Speaker 04

  And it was like one of those things where it's like, yeah, man, it's like all these people, they're hungry.

• 1:09:31Henry Zebrowski?

  Yes.

• 1:09:32Speaker 04

  And they're, they're.

• 1:09:33Henry Zebrowski?

  They're hungry.

• 1:09:33Speaker 04

  They're hungry. When you're very hungry, you get emotional.

• 1:09:37Henry Zebrowski?

  And you get very, and you're very easily manipulated.

• 1:09:40Speaker 04

  Yes, because you're desperate for food, because you're dying.

• 1:09:44Henry Zebrowski?

  This is very interesting. It's hard because as a person now, like I'm trying to get from some form of fitness back in my life, it's extremely difficult to figure out what exactly to do and to have the resources to do. I have the resources to do it, but it's, everybody tells you something different. And you have to do, every single thing is about what works for you personally. There is no giant general tip that works for every single human being.

• 1:10:11Speaker 04

  Everybody is different.

• 1:10:12Henry Zebrowski?

  Everyone is different.

• 1:10:13Speaker 04

  Every drug affects every body differently.

• 1:10:15Henry Zebrowski?

  But the one thing that is not different is that each one of us needs to eat and drink water.

• 1:10:20Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 1:10:21Henry Zebrowski?

  And nobody, what anybody says to you, you have to do just those two things.

• 1:10:27Speaker 04

  No matter, even if it's just crackers.

• 1:10:28Henry Zebrowski?

  Even if it's just crackers.

• 1:10:30Speaker 04

  You gotta eat.

• 1:10:30Henry Zebrowski?

  Eat something and you have to drink water at least, which is hilarious to me. It's just crazy to me still to this day.

• 1:10:39Speaker 04

  And, and you shouldn't have a blog where you pretend to fuck your daughter either.

• 1:10:44Henry Zebrowski?

  Not any, you know, not in this, unless you want to make a lot of money. And you can live every day wanting to pretend to make love to your daughter on camera because you know you're laughing your way to the bank. And then you can love your wife differently.

• 1:10:59Speaker 04

  Know what else you shouldn't do? You shouldn't, um, you shouldn't stab your mother in the neck and fill all of her head holes with cat litter instead of fire in her crotch.

• 1:11:06Henry Zebrowski?

  Unless, of course, you want to make it to sides doors, which is how you get a one-way ticket all the way to the front page of side stores. Oh, thank you, young man.

• 1:11:19Henry Zebrowski?

  So you go to Patreon.com slash Podcast 11 or to listen to us ad free. You can also watch movie stories over there as well. It's Ed and I breaking down a bunch of different movies. Go look at our fucking show over there. It's on the Patreon. We're also on Netflix. You can see us there. You already have it. Go look on it.

• 1:11:36Speaker 04

  Yes, how you doing? Also, um, you want to see us in real life on August 16th. Henry and I and my buddy Disney Dan are going to be doing a show called Dead Men Tell Some Tales over at Dynasty Typewriter. If you're not in LA, we're going to be live streaming it. So you can check it all there. Get tickets at eddytunes.com. I got all kinds of show coming up. 9/11 in DC. Can't wait.

• 1:11:58Henry Zebrowski?

  That's the best day to be there.

• 1:12:01Speaker 04

  9/12 DC, second best day to be there. Gonna have a lot of fun. And I got, uh, September 27th.

• 1:12:07Henry Zebrowski?

  See, I still feel like the second best day to be there is President's Day.

• 1:12:09Speaker 04

  You're right. Third best day. Third best day. Um, September 27th, Milwaukee Laughing Tap. That's going to be with Logan Metz. October 4th, Denver, Colorado at the Comedy Works. And October 25th, Cobb's Comedy Club with Billy Wayne Davis. Co-headlining the day after we do Redway again.

• 1:12:28Henry Zebrowski?

  Can't wait.

• 1:12:29Speaker 04

  Oh my God, yeah. So go, you want to see Side Stories right now. Technically, the only book, uh, only show we have on the books is Side Stories. Live at the Matiel Center.

• 1:12:38Henry Zebrowski?

  But we will have a big, we're having a bunch of shit come out soon.

• 1:12:41Speaker 04

  Yeah, we got a bunch of shows coming up.

• 1:12:43Henry Zebrowski?

  New dates are coming up.

• 1:12:44Speaker 04

  And then the crime wave's still happening, baby. Crime Wave at Sea, baby.

• 1:12:48Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, baby, baby, go, go Crime Wave at Sea. Those tickets are still available. Also, tickets are available for Midsummer Scream.

• 1:12:53Speaker 04

  This weekend.

• 1:12:54Henry Zebrowski?

  Come this weekend, midsomerscream.org. Come and see our last panel on the left, Sunday, August 9th. We are also, we can't, we don't know the exact time. Buy tickets for Sunday. We're there all day and then we're selling, we're signing all weekend. We're hanging out all weekend.

• 1:13:08Speaker 04

  I'm going to be there every day.

• 1:13:09Henry Zebrowski?

  Come and see our fucking ass.

• 1:13:10Speaker 04

  It's too much fun down there. I think it's the coolest fucking place. I had such a good time last time.

• 1:13:14Henry Zebrowski?

  We're here.

• 1:13:15Speaker 04

  Oh, and you know what? The good soundtrack is God's in Lover.

• 1:13:19Henry Zebrowski?

  Go and listen. God's in Lover from Mast for Trash, the inanimate band.

• 1:13:23Speaker 04

  Explain a little bit what it is, because I, I played it at the end of the episode last week and people were, they didn't know what it was. So explain a little bit so that people can support.

• 1:13:30Henry Zebrowski?

  Mast for Trash is a band consisting of me, Ash Gordon and Marcus Parks. We've put, and Isaac Hansen, who produced this whole album. Uh, we are, uh, this is our first dance single off of the, our Fright Janson's Revolting Repository of Ghastly Sounds, Volume 1 and 2. It is available anywhere songs are available to be played. Go on Spotify and any other one of those.

• 1:13:56Speaker 04

  But just the song, not the whole.

• 1:13:57Henry Zebrowski?

  Just the song, because there is going to be re-release of the entire vinyl. But those dates will also be coming shortly as well.

• 1:14:04Speaker 04

  All right. So yeah, you didn't.

• 1:14:06Henry Zebrowski?

  Go check it out. We wrote this song.

• 1:14:07Speaker 04

  You fucking enjoy it.

• 1:14:08Henry Zebrowski?

  Marcus and Ash sing on it. And I just, I wrote the majority of the lyrics.

• 1:14:13Speaker 04

  Whoa, look at you bragging pants.

• 1:14:17Henry Zebrowski?

  It's me. I'm like Scott Weiland. That's me.

• 1:14:21Speaker 04

  Very much alike.

• 1:14:22Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, I'm Scott Weiland. Hail Satan.

• 1:14:25Speaker 04

  Hail Satan. Oh, my boy. I am sitting by a road that somebody gave me on a birthday day. Man, I am still like a road that somebody gave me. Now I'm dead and probed.

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