Hostile Takeover! w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Are You Garbage is back with Kevin Ryan and H. Foley for HOSTILE family episode to answer your garbage questions from Patreon. It's a fun one! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! AYG 2026 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• 0:00H. Foley?

  Hear ye, hear ye, all our friends to the north up there in Canada. The boys are crossing the border and we're coming over, baby.

• 0:06Speaker 01

  Yeah, January 9th, we're gonna be at the Queen Elizabeth Theater in Toronto, Ontario. Limited tickets left, get them while they last. Then we got Austin, Tampa, Chicago, Indiana, Nashville, Pittsburgh, and Cleveland. All tickets available at areyougarbage.com. We'll see yous on the road.

• 0:19H. Foley?

  See ya, hosers.

• 0:20Speaker 02

  Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.

• 0:40H. Foley?

  Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage?

• 0:45Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 0:46H. Foley?

  It's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians and we find out if they're good to be classy.

• 0:50Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 0:51H. Foley?

  Or if they're just a big old piece of trash.

• 0:52Speaker 01

  Trash, trash, trash.

• 0:53H. Foley?

  I'm your host, H. Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day from the Dempsey Group headquarters here at Toody's.

• 0:58Speaker 01

  Whoa.

• 0:59H. Foley?

  She's off to her swim class. Web feet she's got. Did you know that?

• 1:03Speaker 01

  Good for her.

• 1:04H. Foley?

  Woo, she moves through it like a seal. My underlink is coming at you from across the table. He was the CEO of Are You Garbage. Now he's a junior vice president on the Toody account. After the hostile takeover that happened. Over to break.

• 1:21Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 1:22H. Foley?

  Kevin James Ryan, everybody.

• 1:23Speaker 01

  What up, guys? This is all, this is all.

• 1:25H. Foley?

  But you can refer to him as just Kevin. Kevin from accounting.

• 1:29Speaker 01

  I did not like this. Uh, this is all, this is all news to me. You got your fresh Dempsey Gear Group on.

• 1:37H. Foley?

  I warned you.

• 1:38Speaker 01

  I see they only went up to four wrecks. We'll have to, we're gonna have to talk to the big dog to see if there's any room in a wardrobe budget.

• 1:45H. Foley?

  He's right over there.

• 1:46Speaker 01

  Um, okay, listen, I don't know, I don't know my responsibilities anymore, but shout out to the, you know.

• 1:53H. Foley?

  I'm gonna need the Instagram passcode.

• 1:56Speaker 01

  I don't even have that.

• 1:57H. Foley?

  What?

• 1:57Speaker 01

  That's.

• 1:58H. Foley?

  I knew he wasn't gonna play along.

• 2:00Speaker 01

  I don't have it.

• 2:01H. Foley?

  I got two words for you. Silver parachute.

• 2:05Speaker 01

  Is that a kid that you want?

• 2:06H. Foley?

  No.

• 2:07Speaker 01

  I got another word. Operation Dumbo Drop. Gang, shout out to the, shout out, thanks for tuning in. As always, just make sure you review, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube, full video available on, uh, I was gonna say Netflix, not Netflix, we were not part of that deal.

• 2:22H. Foley?

  However-

• 2:23Speaker 01

  Dempsey Group couldn't fucking pull that off, couldn't they?

• 2:24H. Foley?

  Well, we had to wait till we get you out. And now we're making a move.

• 2:28Speaker 01

  Yeah, you guys are gonna be on fucking-

• 2:29H. Foley?

  Ladies and gentlemen, Ted Sarandos.

• 2:31Speaker 01

  You guys are gonna be on Tubi.

• 2:33H. Foley?

  Tubi's making moves, by the way. But they're putting too many commercials in, they're getting greedy.

• 2:38Speaker 01

  I know.

• 2:39H. Foley?

  Two with, they, one of six-

• 2:40Speaker 01

  That's what's happening to you, you're getting too greedy, you fucking, you partner with the ops, that what you do?

• 2:44H. Foley?

  Sold out.

• 2:44Speaker 01

  You cut, are your best fri-

• 2:45H. Foley?

  Sold out.

• 2:46Speaker 01

  Your best friend of 15 years, is you drop this shit on me now?

• 2:49H. Foley?

  By the way, you gotta start driving up to Connecticut to record the show.

• 2:54Speaker 01

  You gotta cut the grass, too.

• 2:55H. Foley?

  Ryan, please bring in what we have for our good friend here. Diesel.

• 3:02H. Foley?

  Oh, Diesel's got one too. I got the whole team against ya. You gotta put it on.

• 3:08Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 3:09H. Foley?

  Thank you, Ryan. Or, should I say, Director of Operations?

• 3:15Speaker 01

  Sure. Also-

• 3:15H. Foley?

  The Dempsey Group has officially taken over-

• 3:17Speaker 01

  Classic private equity comes in, you, you, fucking, made in Vietnam, this was an American podcast. Made in Vietnam, and the brand is Port Authority, this thing's falling apart in my hands. This is what you get. Is you see, you sold out, you sold out to the Far East, and I don't like that. Saudi money. Yeah, right. Alright, oh, I'm not happy about this.

• 3:42H. Foley?

  Yep.

• 3:43Speaker 01

  What size, it's a large though, I am a little, little petite guy.

• 3:46H. Foley?

  You're doing alright. You're gonna need it. You're back out there hitting the pavement. You're out. I'm the CEO.

• 3:54Speaker 01

  Stop doing door-to-door podcasting.

• 3:59Speaker 01

  I'm knocking on the door, hey, everybody out there.

• 4:02H. Foley?

  Unfortunately, you can't be using that.

• 4:04Speaker 01

  That's not bad, though.

• 4:05H. Foley?

  It's nice, isn't it? You gotta-

• 4:07Speaker 01

  Oh, you got one too?

• 4:09H. Foley?

  Obviously. Of course he's got one.

• 4:10Speaker 01

  This shit's whack, I hate this.

• 4:12H. Foley?

  You gotta embrace Wall Street.

• 4:15Speaker 01

  No, we're Main Street, baby. Main Street, not Wall Street, Main Street. You let, you let corporate greed take over. This is why you were never allowed to-

• 4:21H. Foley?

  According to the papers I just signed, we're Wall Street.

• 4:24Speaker 01

  Might as well be written in blood.

• 4:28H. Foley?

  Book it, you look great.

• 4:29Speaker 01

  Looking really good.

• 4:30H. Foley?

  Couple of things.

• 4:31Speaker 01

  Try and hit me. Company man.

• 4:35Speaker 01

  I'm a finance bro now.

• 4:38Speaker 01

  I don't hate that. I used to be a podcast, bro.

• 4:41H. Foley?

  We gotta go to Raul's.

• 4:42Speaker 01

  I'm a finance.

• 4:43H. Foley?

  We gotta start doing the Hamptons on the weekends. I'm gonna go to Fire Island.

• 4:48Speaker 01

  Whole carpool out there. I'm gonna go do my own thing for the weekend.

• 4:52H. Foley?

  I'll see you guys on Monday. Yes, sir. Papers were signed yesterday.

• 4:58Speaker 01

  I, listen, you don't, I'm gonna, I mean, this, this, this happened at a lot of different levels. Who else did you tell about this?

• 5:07H. Foley?

  Huh?

• 5:08Speaker 01

  What?

• 5:08H. Foley?

  I talked to the money guys. Schultz.

• 5:11Speaker 01

  I don't think you.

• 5:12H. Foley?

  Timmy D.

• 5:12Speaker 01

  This goes deeper than I thought.

• 5:15H. Foley?

  They all got a piece.

• 5:16Speaker 01

  You know, you're not allowed to sign anything.

• 5:18H. Foley?

  Yes, I am.

• 5:18Speaker 01

  No, you're not.

• 5:19H. Foley?

  I had you declared.

• 5:21Speaker 01

  This is gonna, this is gonna fold and fuck, this is, we're going to court.

• 5:24H. Foley?

  I had you declared insane.

• 5:28Speaker 01

  Look at that hairline. Wouldn't that drive you crazy?

• 5:31H. Foley?

  Doc, you tell me this guy's nuts.

• 5:33Speaker 01

  Walking around with a haircut like that, huh? Fucking jerk off.

• 5:37H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 5:38Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 5:39H. Foley?

  So I'm gonna give you two choices, Ryan. You start playing ball. Start playing ball.

• 5:47H. Foley?

  I'm the gippy now. I got some questions from the listeners.

• 5:50Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 5:51H. Foley?

  I'll need to borrow your computer.

• 5:53Speaker 01

  And a couple of dollars. They got me levered. It was all stock, not a dollar change.

• 5:58H. Foley?

  Now, everybody's got access to that petty cash.

• 6:00Speaker 01

  What did, what did you get out of this deal? This is, I wanna know how ripped off you got. You think the Dempsey Group just sees your fat dumb ass and thinks, you know what? Let's give him a fair shake? These guys are bloodsuckers. I've been protecting you this whole time from the, from the harsh outdoor world.

• 6:16H. Foley?

  I'll tell you how it all went down. Okay? I was up at a cigar bar in Old Greenwich, minding my own business.

• 6:23Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 6:23H. Foley?

  Okay? Who sits down beside me? Lou Senior. He says, he's keeping you under, man. He's keeping you under. And I said, yeah, a lot of comments about my weight. You know? Doesn't think that I'm an artist. So he took me to a beautiful corporate steakhouse. Cheesecake Factory.

• 6:45Speaker 01

  I had the chicken bar medium rare.

• 6:50Speaker 01

  Hey, what temperature would you like on that? What? Oh, man, these guys are good. You got you sick as shit? Sign the papers over with E. Colly?

• 6:59H. Foley?

  No tomato sauce, just buttered noodles, please.

• 7:01Speaker 01

  And if I see a flake of green stuff in there, I'm gonna lose it.

• 7:07H. Foley?

  Yeah, bought me a sundae.

• 7:08Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 7:10H. Foley?

  Brought out the paperwork.

• 7:11Speaker 01

  You don't even know what you signed.

• 7:13H. Foley?

  He had some compromising photos of me. At a Chick-fil-A drive-thru.

• 7:17Speaker 01

  Also, all jokes aside, how much did these vests cost us?

• 7:23H. Foley?

  They were way too expensive.

• 7:24Speaker 01

  I'm sure, listen, I love a good bit, and we've spent a lot of dumb money on a lot of dumb, stupid bits. Gimme a ball, Pudizel, what'd these run us?

• 7:33H. Foley?

  His dad's paying for it, who gives a shit? We all got new corporate cards and stuff. We're chilling, man. Nah, man, they saw you coming from a mile away.

• 7:40H. Foley?

  Half-day Fridays. We gotta start playing golf, though.

• 7:43Speaker 01

  We don't even work Fridays. Now, you got us coming in.

• 7:47H. Foley?

  Fuck!

• 7:48Speaker 01

  You got us coming, I have a strict, listen, you've been around, I have a strict no Fridays policy. That's for the gumar's, you know what I mean?

• 7:56H. Foley?

  Gumar's. All right, whatever the guy's.

• 7:58Speaker 01

  Now, we gotta come in nine to 12, we're doing half-days, like, fuck, you turned us into corporate shrills, chills.

• 8:03H. Foley?

  Fifty hours a week, I'm sorry.

• 8:04Speaker 01

  What?

• 8:05H. Foley?

  Fifty hours a week.

• 8:07Speaker 01

  Jesus, we're working four-ten's?

• 8:08H. Foley?

  Little Kipperino's now his baby, by the way.

• 8:10Speaker 01

  Oh, god damn it, you fucking screwed the pooch.

• 8:13H. Foley?

  No, it's gonna be good for us, trust me.

• 8:14Speaker 01

  No, it's not. When has corporate takeover ever been good?

• 8:17H. Foley?

  It is.

• 8:18Speaker 01

  Should I, I'd rather, I'd rather have taken that salty money if I knew this was gonna happen.

• 8:21H. Foley?

  Hey, we gotta talk real quick about what's going on in the Hong Kong market. You gotta do, you gotta do the news and the weather.

• 8:30Speaker 01

  Uh, well, okay, I mean, I get, listen, all jokes aside, I now get why so many of these finance bros wear these vests. A vest is cool.

• 8:39H. Foley?

  They suck you in.

• 8:40Speaker 01

  Vests are cool, and they cover for like a chubbier guy.

• 8:43H. Foley?

  Oh, yeah.

• 8:44Speaker 01

  They, it's like Kevlar, it's like.

• 8:45H. Foley?

  Oh, yeah.

• 8:46Speaker 01

  You know, cuz, you know, you wear a hoodie or something like that, you hide your, you hide your, your lumps. And this does it, but in like a, a rich guy way.

• 8:54H. Foley?

  We have dinner with the boys from Lehman Brothers tonight at Quality Italian.

• 8:58Speaker 01

  Oh, you're more of a Seaman Brothers guy. Also, this is embroidered, this ain't fucking screen printed, dude, embroidery's a-

• 9:04H. Foley?

  I spared no expense-

• 9:05Speaker 01

  This looks like-

• 9:06H. Foley?

  Of your money.

• 9:07Speaker 01

  This looks like four custom jobs, too. We didn't buy these in bulk, or did we? I'd rather, I don't know what.

• 9:13H. Foley?

  I got 7,000 of these things sitting in the lounge.

• 9:17Speaker 01

  Damn. Dempsey spelled wrong.

• 9:19H. Foley?

  No, it's not.

• 9:22H. Foley?

  I forgot to get one for your mom and dad.

• 9:24Speaker 03

  They would've loved that.

• 9:25H. Foley?

  They would.

• 9:25Speaker 01

  They got enough cash. Fucking these rat fucks come in and steal. I'm a fucking small, small, I'm a fucking American small business owner.

• 9:34H. Foley?

  You gotta change with the times, man.

• 9:35Speaker 01

  Nah, man, you screwed us.

• 9:37H. Foley?

  You gotta change with the times, alright? We needed corporate money.

• 9:43Speaker 01

  No, we did not.

• 9:44H. Foley?

  We did.

• 9:44Speaker 01

  We run a very nice business.

• 9:46H. Foley?

  It also comes with a couple of Blackwater contractors. They're outside. Russ and Tony.

• 9:50Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 9:51H. Foley?

  Ex-Seals.

• 9:52Speaker 01

  You think they're on your side?

• 9:54H. Foley?

  Team nine.

• 9:54Speaker 01

  They're probably making sure we don't run.

• 9:57Speaker 01

  Keep us in here. You said you were gonna have Mr. Dempsey's money. That's why we're working Friday. Come collect.

• 10:02H. Foley?

  Well, you pushed it. Your shares have been diluted. Mine have gone up.

• 10:09Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 10:10H. Foley?

  Undiluted.

• 10:10Speaker 01

  So I'm, you've been undiluted?

• 10:12H. Foley?

  No, I'm undiluted.

• 10:13Speaker 01

  Oh, man. Hey, I'm fucking...

• 10:15H. Foley?

  I'm out.

• 10:15Speaker 01

  Regular Mark Cuban, Cuban sandwich you are.

• 10:20Speaker 01

  Um...

• 10:21H. Foley?

  Also, we're buying the Sixers. Karochi's out.

• 10:26Speaker 01

  I ever tell you I saw him in a Bentley on our way down to Atlantic City?

• 10:29H. Foley?

  See, don't you wanna be that guy?

• 10:31Speaker 01

  What?

• 10:31H. Foley?

  We just gotta play ball.

• 10:34Speaker 01

  How did Pat Karochi make all of his money?

• 10:36H. Foley?

  It's, uh, uh, gyms.

• 10:38Speaker 01

  Gyms.

• 10:39H. Foley?

  Yeah. Crochis. Plus, he wrote that hit song, "Operator."

• 10:44Speaker 01

  That Jim Croch...

• 10:45H. Foley?

  Bad, bad Leroy Brown.

• 10:46Speaker 01

  A talented family.

• 10:48H. Foley?

  That's Pat Croch, who my first acting teacher, George Palain, R.I.P., was a godfather to his son.

• 10:56Speaker 01

  Wow.

• 10:57H. Foley?

  Yeah, he was best pals with Jim Croch. They both lived in an apartment building in, I think, Villanova, uh, when Karochi was working construction, and he would hear him writing, uh, songs. He heard him write "Operator."

• 11:07Speaker 01

  This snooze fest has been brought to you by the Dempsey Group. This is what happens when non-comedians take over.

• 11:12H. Foley?

  I'm obligated. Mr. Dempsey enjoys classic rock. We also have to go to the Sphere to see the, uh, Dead and Company.

• 11:19Speaker 01

  I'll fucking kill myself. I'll kill myself right where I stand.

• 11:23H. Foley?

  John Mayer's pretty good, huh? Yeah, he's alright. Shout out to John Mayer. Very talented.

• 11:28Speaker 01

  Ah, is this what you're doing? Now you're shouting out fucking John Mayer?

• 11:31H. Foley?

  I have to.

• 11:31Speaker 01

  What have you become?

• 11:32H. Foley?

  I have to.

• 11:33Speaker 01

  What have you become?

• 11:34H. Foley?

  I have to.

• 11:35Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Nah.

• 11:37H. Foley?

  Oh, it's time for the Quiznos Wrap-Up Sports Report, everybody.

• 11:41Speaker 01

  You guys like your subs heated? Run them through the oven.

• 11:46H. Foley?

  You like ruining an Italian hoagie? Quiznos.

• 11:49Speaker 01

  Nah, they had a chicken carbonara that was...

• 11:51H. Foley?

  I know, you ate it, Porky.

• 11:53Speaker 01

  A tang that I've never tasted in my life. It got me in the...

• 11:56H. Foley?

  It had bad mayonnaise.

• 11:57Speaker 01

  It got me back in my jowls.

• 11:59H. Foley?

  Well, since we're here, we gotta take a stop by the corner office.

• 12:02Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 12:03H. Foley?

  And say hello to the new CEO of RU Garbage. The rich get richer. Nepotism is alive and well. Luke Dempsey. Mr. Dempsey?

• 12:14Speaker 01

  Boo!

• 12:15Speaker 03

  Yes, it is, my friend.

• 12:16H. Foley?

  What are you doing? Ying is fired.

• 12:17Speaker 01

  Boo! If you think I'm not fucking burning this thing to the ground...

• 12:20H. Foley?

  Yeah, that's not a good idea.

• 12:21Speaker 01

  I got... Well, yeah, I've been diluted. It don't matter.

• 12:23H. Foley?

  You see those guys at Condi Nash trying to put up a stink? Hurled at the door. Gotta play ball.

• 12:29Speaker 01

  I don't care.

• 12:30Speaker 03

  Just wait for the shareholder meeting.

• 12:32Speaker 01

  I am diluted!

• 12:33Speaker 03

  We're gonna take you to Vail. It'll be nice.

• 12:35Speaker 01

  Your brain's a little diluted. That's what they do. They take you on one nice trip. They gave you a fucking cheesecake or something. And you saw it. You gave them the keys to the kingdom.

• 12:42H. Foley?

  It was Dolce Lece.

• 12:43Speaker 01

  Oh, I'm like, you should've said something.

• 12:45H. Foley?

  I got half of it in the car for you.

• 12:48Speaker 01

  It's really just a quarter?

• 12:51H. Foley?

  I took the front.

• 12:52Speaker 01

  Ah, anyway. I was stuck in traffic.

• 12:55H. Foley?

  Listen, you gotta get over it. Toody was in... Toody was down. She got... Whoa, she got a parachute that could choke a pig.

• 13:03Speaker 01

  Now, where... Why do you think there is corporate money invested in this?

• 13:10H. Foley?

  Cause we're doing well.

• 13:12Speaker 01

  Yes, why not just do well on our own? Why let them?

• 13:14H. Foley?

  It's a new year. It's a new day.

• 13:16Speaker 01

  No, no, no, no, no, no.

• 13:18H. Foley?

  That's what it's all about, man.

• 13:19Speaker 01

  It's not, bro. It's not.

• 13:20H. Foley?

  We gotta go corporate.

• 13:21Speaker 01

  They saw you coming from a... Why do you think they took you out to Cheesecake Factory and not me?

• 13:26H. Foley?

  Huh?

• 13:27Speaker 01

  Exactly. Why do you think they cornered you?

• 13:30H. Foley?

  Cause they knew you'd play a hardball. You're being stubborn. I see the future. They wanted to whack ya.

• 13:35Speaker 01

  No.

• 13:36H. Foley?

  I saved your life.

• 13:37Speaker 01

  Uh-uh. You're like that little guy in 300 who's not allowed to be on the team, and then you fucking tell him how to fucking come in from behind and kill me. That's what you did, you rat. Find out that guy's name.

• 13:48H. Foley?

  Didn't they throw him off the bridge anyway?

• 13:49Speaker 01

  You're about to. Yeah.

• 13:52H. Foley?

  Who's throwing me off? I got the seals outside. Rough you up.

• 13:55Speaker 01

  Oh, you're nuts. They're gonna just make sure you tap dance.

• 13:58H. Foley?

  I wish Hans walked in with a little one on. I should've got one for him.

• 14:00Speaker 01

  That'd be great.

• 14:02Speaker 03

  Papa made him sign a marinara.

• 14:05H. Foley?

  Huh?

• 14:05Speaker 01

  See, this is, these bad jokes are brought to you by the Dempsey Group.

• 14:08H. Foley?

  No, that was good.

• 14:11Speaker 01

  It's good.

• 14:11Speaker 03

  Live track.

• 14:13H. Foley?

  What are we doing, Beth Page this weekend? Huh? Playing the Lynx?

• 14:17Speaker 01

  Now you golf now, too?

• 14:18H. Foley?

  Yeah. Francis Ellis is our new golf advisor.

• 14:22Speaker 01

  Man, something, you know.

• 14:27Speaker 01

  Well, listen, I'm not gonna go down without a fight.

• 14:29H. Foley?

  Listen, it was either them or GE, I had to make a decision.

• 14:32Speaker 01

  Oh, GE?

• 14:33H. Foley?

  No.

• 14:33Speaker 01

  You never go private equity.

• 14:34H. Foley?

  That fridge is always breakdown. I'm a Samsung man.

• 14:38Speaker 01

  I own my Comcast.

• 14:39H. Foley?

  Who is?

• 14:40Speaker 01

  GE.

• 14:40H. Foley?

  No way.

• 14:41Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 14:41H. Foley?

  A cable company budget? Wait, that's a plot from fucking 30 Rock.

• 14:45Speaker 01

  That was based on reality, you bozo.

• 14:46H. Foley?

  Really?

• 14:47Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 14:47H. Foley?

  So Jack Donaghy's real? I'll get him to be the CEO. Hello, this is Jack Donaghy.

• 14:53Speaker 01

  That's just the way I'm.

• 14:54H. Foley?

  Listen, I don't know what to tell you, it's 2026.

• 14:56Speaker 01

  To shove your Baldwin in, that's also your Batman, and also your movie trailer guy.

• 15:00H. Foley?

  Damn.

• 15:01Speaker 01

  Um.

• 15:02H. Foley?

  This summer, H2O starts as Alec Baldwin.

• 15:04Speaker 01

  Listen, I have to fight back a little bit. For the little man. I'm a, I'm a, I'm a fucking, how many small business owners we got out there?

• 15:11H. Foley?

  Yeah, right. Two pieces of property, you got three cars, you got one car just sits in your driveway and don't do nothing.

• 15:17Speaker 01

  I don't have three cars.

• 15:18H. Foley?

  Yes, you do.

• 15:19Speaker 01

  I own one property.

• 15:20H. Foley?

  I seen that power wheels you got in the backyard.

• 15:23Speaker 01

  I don't even have.

• 15:23H. Foley?

  Who's that for?

• 15:24Speaker 01

  I don't have a power wheels. If it was, it'd be for my son, because they're like $200.

• 15:28H. Foley?

  That's what I got him for Christmas.

• 15:29Speaker 01

  I remember telling my first power wheels was used.

• 15:31H. Foley?

  You see, look at that.

• 15:33Speaker 01

  Red.

• 15:33H. Foley?

  Born with a silver spoon in your mouth. You think I ever got a power wheels? Huh? I had to hook a car battery up to a 10-speed.

• 15:39Speaker 01

  To my nipples.

• 15:41H. Foley?

  I didn't want to, but after a couple of shocks, I liked it.

• 15:45Speaker 01

  That's why I'm so twisted.

• 15:47H. Foley?

  That keeps happening. See, that's something that shouldn't happen here under the Dempsey Group.

• 15:50Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, see? The paint, listen, they stripped the budget, it's on a, everything's being held up with duct tape now. And listen, I know what I'm doing.

• 15:58H. Foley?

  I got more bad news. Free lunches, out. We gotta pay for our own Chipotle's.

• 16:03Speaker 01

  I've been paying for everybody's lunches this whole fucking time. I don't know, I don't know if you're aware.

• 16:08Speaker 01

  This fucking free scholarship you pay.

• 16:10H. Foley?

  I got a corner office, I got two weeks paid vacation down in Dewey Beach.

• 16:13Speaker 01

  You had more than that, you were the owner. Dewey, you should have said something.

• 16:17H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 16:17Speaker 01

  You were more of a...

• 16:18H. Foley?

  I gotta make that for me.

• 16:19Speaker 01

  More of a hoover.

• 16:20H. Foley?

  I gotta think about Patty. What's gonna happen to her?

• 16:22Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 16:23H. Foley?

  She's old bag.

• 16:24Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 16:26H. Foley?

  That house just keeps going.

• 16:26Speaker 01

  See, the Dempsey Group's policy is to steamroll jokes, but sure.

• 16:32H. Foley?

  That Zillow price keeps going down on the house.

• 16:34Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 16:34H. Foley?

  I gotta look out for her. She wants to move in someplace nice in her later years. She needs a knee replacement. You know?

• 16:43Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 16:44H. Foley?

  But she wants to take acting lessons and singing lessons. And she wants to produce some demos. So I gotta do that for her, help her out. So, I had to make the deal, man.

• 16:53Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 16:53H. Foley?

  You put me, my back up against the wall.

• 16:55Speaker 01

  I didn't do anything.

• 16:56H. Foley?

  Plus, you're mean to me.

• 16:59H. Foley?

  Look, let me join this button.

• 17:01Speaker 01

  That's what, yeah.

• 17:02H. Foley?

  That guy thought he was gonna get on the squad. Those guys are all good-looking, hot dudes.

• 17:06Speaker 01

  What do you, that's what they, that's what they did to you.

• 17:08H. Foley?

  Well, it's too late now.

• 17:08Speaker 01

  They lied to you. They gave you, they gave you every, they gave you everything you could ever, whore, you probably got a couple of whores, you probably got some gold rings.

• 17:15H. Foley?

  No.

• 17:15Speaker 01

  Some nondescript coins from that weird-looking, it's something, whatever that guy was. That guy was freaky.

• 17:20H. Foley?

  What are you talking about?

• 17:22Speaker 01

  The king, Xerxes.

• 17:24H. Foley?

  Oh, yeah. Yeah, what was that guy's deal?

• 17:26Speaker 01

  That guy oddly pulled me on.

• 17:26H. Foley?

  Why was he so tall?

• 17:28Speaker 01

  What do you mean? How the fuck would I know that?

• 17:30H. Foley?

  I don't know.

• 17:31Speaker 01

  I mean, it's also not based on reality. I don't know if you know that.

• 17:34H. Foley?

  Well, you're fired.

• 17:36H. Foley?

  Boo.

• 17:36Speaker 01

  I wish we could turn the lights off.

• 17:40H. Foley?

  Kim, let's talk about Chime.

• 17:41Speaker 01

  Chime!

• 17:42H. Foley?

  As you know, baby, life comes at you pretty quick.

• 17:44Speaker 01

  You ain't lying, big man.

• 17:45H. Foley?

  Things start adding up.

• 17:46Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 17:47H. Foley?

  You know what I'm saying? I wish I could go back and tell my younger self, if you're gonna do a little banking, make sure you save your money, make sure you do it right, watch out for bank fees, all that kinda stuff. I'll tell you what I really wish, I could go back and say, hey, I wish I had Chime.

• 18:01Speaker 01

  I know. Listen, if, if you're out there, this is where Chime comes in. Chime is changing the way people bank. It's hard, listen, it's hard enough to keep a buck as it is. Then you got these big corporate banks...

• 18:12H. Foley?

  Amen.

• 18:13Speaker 01

  Coming after ya.

• 18:14H. Foley?

  Overdraft fees.

• 18:15Speaker 01

  Overdraft fee, uh, monthly state... Not it. Oh, oh, five, five dollars for this, ten dollars for that. They got their hand in your pocket. Mm-hmm. Not with Chime. Chime offers the most rewarding, fee-free banking, all with no overdraft fees, no monthly fees, no minimum balances. You get 5% cash back on the Chime card in a category of your choice, like gas or groceries, all while building credit through regular, everyday spending. And if you're ever in a pinch, SpotMe lets you overdraft up to $200 fee-free. Look at that. I know, I need that, dog. Uh, right now, you can join the millions that are already banking fee-free with America's number one choice for banking. Head to chime.com/garbage. That's chime.com/garbage. Sign up now. It only takes a few minutes. Do it.

• 18:57Speaker 04

  Chime is a fintech, not a bank. Banking services and Chime Card provided by Chime's bank partners. Qualifying direct deposits required. Terms and limits apply. Go to chime.com/disclosures for details. Welcome to the 50th Hunger Games.

• 19:11Speaker 02

  Witness the beginning of the revolution.

• 19:13Speaker 05

  Hey Mitch, you've been trying to take down these games from the start.

• 19:16Speaker 02

  Filmed for IMAX.

• 19:18Speaker 05

  Make them remember you.

• 19:20Speaker 02

  The Hunger Games: Sunrise on the Leaping, November 20th, rated PG-13.

• 19:24H. Foley?

  Some movers just committed movement.

• 19:25Speaker 01

  Well, listen, you know.

• 19:27H. Foley?

  It's the show as usual. Everything stays the same.

• 19:29Speaker 01

  I have to push back. It's not. Listen, to the AWI, to the Army of Garbage out there, I'm gonna fight for you. Not these fucking, uh, big man trying to line his pockets with this corporate fucking blood money. I'm not doing that. I'll fucking, eh, I'll, Ryan D., you know how to work cameras? We're going pirate. We're gonna, Ry, get a fucking master lock. We're gonna lock up the fucking studio. I'm gonna send Luke on a fucking long walk.

• 19:56H. Foley?

  Ryan, could you come in here for a minute?

• 19:59Speaker 01

  I can buy Ry. What are you, nuts?

• 20:02H. Foley?

  Ryan, could you come in here for a minute?

• 20:03Speaker 01

  He's wearing a Kippy's Heating and Cooling shirt.

• 20:05H. Foley?

  You son of a bitch!

• 20:06Speaker 01

  Yeah, we're back, baby! Army of Garbage, take that!

• 20:09H. Foley?

  Luke!

• 20:09Speaker 01

  Come on!

• 20:10H. Foley?

  Luke!

• 20:11Speaker 01

  Ryan, get over here.

• 20:12H. Foley?

  Mr. Dempsey, I mean.

• 20:13Speaker 03

  He's, he's replaced. He's already gone.

• 20:16H. Foley?

  Yeah, he's, that guy, AI replacing him tomorrow.

• 20:17Speaker 01

  Get in, get in on the camera. Get, get, look what he's wearing. He knows.

• 20:20Speaker 03

  Blurring it out.

• 20:21Speaker 01

  The boys roll together. We ride together. We die together. Kippy for, Kippy's Heating and Cooling for life!

• 20:26H. Foley?

  That's how you get a real company.

• 20:27Speaker 03

  Dempsey Group had Final Cut.

• 20:29Speaker 01

  Nope. No, you don't. Not anymore.

• 20:31H. Foley?

  It's cut out. He's just all blurred.

• 20:32Speaker 01

  Ryan, beat him up. I'm duct taped to the chair. I'm not wearing this the whole goddamn episode. I'm putting my foot down, baby.

• 20:41H. Foley?

  Do what you wanna do.

• 20:42Speaker 01

  You do what you wanna do.

• 20:43H. Foley?

  You're digging your own grave, V. And we're back.

• 20:47Speaker 01

  Ah, we're back, baby.

• 20:49H. Foley?

  Happy New Year to everybody out there.

• 20:51Speaker 01

  Happy New Year, gang. We fucking love yous. Thanks for another great year in the books, baby.

• 20:56H. Foley?

  Yes.

• 20:57Speaker 01

  Wish everybody a happy, healthy New Year. This is dropping, I think, a couple hours before the bowl drops. Some people in England, or Europe, might be listening to this in a new year right now.

• 21:07H. Foley?

  Isn't that weird?

• 21:08Speaker 01

  And some people aren't.

• 21:09H. Foley?

  Freaky.

• 21:10Speaker 01

  Talk about the da- what is it, the Dateline?

• 21:14H. Foley?

  No, International Dateline.

• 21:16Speaker 01

  Yeah, so it's just fucking the Dateline? As opposed, I mean, do you think there's like a regional Dateline?

• 21:21H. Foley?

  How come they don't have International to Catch a Predator if they have International Dateline? Huh? Uh, what are you doing?

• 21:26Speaker 01

  Those guys are freaks and it's encouraged over there. All fucking countries are all fucked up.

• 21:33H. Foley?

  Set on their age, kids, they do old broads?

• 21:37H. Foley?

  What are you doing? This woman is, uh, 72. Anywho, I wanted to ask you this.

• 21:43Speaker 01

  What, after you fucking, you sold all of our hard work down the tubes for fucking Cheesecake Factory? Which I do respect.

• 21:50H. Foley?

  Thirty pieces of silver. That's what Judas got. Didn't end well.

• 21:55Speaker 01

  Yeah, like you fucking-

• 21:56H. Foley?

  Imagine Jesus showing back up, "What the fuck are you doing here?"

• 22:00Speaker 01

  What are you doing, bouncing bits? Are you working religious material? What have they turned you into?

• 22:04H. Foley?

  I got a Christian show next week in Utah.

• 22:07Speaker 01

  Might be Mormon?

• 22:08H. Foley?

  Huh?

• 22:09Speaker 01

  Christians in Utah? Man, talk about behind enemy lines.

• 22:14H. Foley?

  Trying to find-

• 22:14Speaker 01

  Hey, good luck, man.

• 22:17H. Foley?

  Good luck trying to find a decent piece of corned beef in Utah. Listen, we can't be screwing around, we're on the clock here. There's another show coming in the film.

• 22:24Speaker 01

  No, no, listen, I'm running this ship the AYG way, the small business owner way. We're not doing your corporate-

• 22:31H. Foley?

  Yes, we are. Jim Cramer comes in at noon to do Mad Money.

• 22:35Speaker 01

  I'm not dancing for your fucking corporate puppet string masters, okay? We're old school, Janice. Old school.

• 22:42H. Foley?

  That's old news, baby.

• 22:44Speaker 01

  You've lost touch with the common.

• 22:46H. Foley?

  We're ringing the bell on Wall Street next week. Ah, see, now you like that, don't you?

• 22:49Speaker 01

  No, I don't. Why would I like that?

• 22:51H. Foley?

  We're gonna go with some of the guys from down, down there.

• 22:53Speaker 01

  I got guys. I don't need, I got diesel.

• 22:55H. Foley?

  Those guys scored chicks.

• 22:56Speaker 01

  All right, all this fucking corporate shell game, fucking, yeah, shell corporation, pitty pat, backdoor dealings, international blood affair, all that aside, we got a goddamn family episode we have to do.

• 23:11H. Foley?

  Some things will never change.

• 23:12Speaker 01

  You're contractually obligated, I'm obligated to the fans. That's what I'm doing.

• 23:17H. Foley?

  That's who we're always working for.

• 23:19Speaker 01

  No, no, you've traded your, you've traded in your, your, whatever to, for something. I'm sorry, I'm very tired. It's been a long year.

• 23:26H. Foley?

  We get to do an episode of Undercover Boss, too.

• 23:30Speaker 01

  How the fuck you gonna go undercover, guy?

• 23:33Speaker 01

  You think, dude, there's not a, I mean, you're a good actor.

• 23:35H. Foley?

  Guys, this is Chewbacca, he works here now?

• 23:37Speaker 01

  There's not enough fucking makeup in the world to make me think I ain't sitting here talking to you.

• 23:43H. Foley?

  Should, we shouldn't, we should cut, it might be cool if you did that.

• 23:46Speaker 01

  What?

• 23:46H. Foley?

  If you came in as a new guy that we hired.

• 23:50Speaker 01

  For what?

• 23:50H. Foley?

  You think the boys would know? Would, do you know, Luke, if, if we had him made up?

• 23:54Speaker 03

  Where's he, is he gonna sit back here if I?

• 23:57Speaker 01

  Yeah, like, who, Emma, who's the new guy?

• 23:58H. Foley?

  You're a new editor that I hired.

• 24:01Speaker 01

  That you hired?

• 24:02H. Foley?

  Yes.

• 24:03Speaker 01

  Then where am I when the new guy comes?

• 24:04H. Foley?

  You're out of town, you're in, you're in Germany.

• 24:06Speaker 01

  I'm out of town in Germany.

• 24:07H. Foley?

  You went over there for Oktoberfest.

• 24:08Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 24:09H. Foley?

  In January.

• 24:10Speaker 01

  Next place, Timber.

• 24:12H. Foley?

  Does it?

• 24:12Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 24:13H. Foley?

  Germans, always lying.

• 24:15Speaker 01

  They keep you on your toes. They're planning, plotting a lot of things.

• 24:19H. Foley?

  They built the Loof Waffa undercover. They did it under, uh, uh, uh, gliding. They said it was a gliding club, but they're really scouting pilots.

• 24:30Speaker 01

  That's cool.

• 24:30H. Foley?

  I learned that at the Dempsey Retreat this weekend.

• 24:33Speaker 01

  Right.

• 24:33H. Foley?

  Fort Myers, Florida.

• 24:34Speaker 01

  Man, they've.

• 24:35H. Foley?

  Had a nice time.

• 24:36Speaker 01

  Did they, yeah, I did. Did they give you full health benefits? Cause they've taken your funny bone. Okay, hey, don't. We're back.

• 24:46H. Foley?

  What do you got for me?

• 24:47Speaker 01

  Nothing, I don't like that. This is, I'm not, I'm not reporting to you.

• 24:51H. Foley?

  I'm your boss.

• 24:52Speaker 01

  No you're not. No you're not. No you're not. I'm, but, listen. Boots on the ground out there. I'm still fighting for you, okay?

• 25:01H. Foley?

  By the way, I had to pay a dollar for this.

• 25:03Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's what happens.

• 25:06Speaker 01

  We gotta get you off this fucking range.

• 25:07H. Foley?

  You gotta spend money to make money.

• 25:08Speaker 01

  No.

• 25:09Speaker 03

  Gotta cut costs.

• 25:10Speaker 01

  See? That's what these guys are doing. To line his fucking pockets. Huh? So how many, so he can, so he can what? How many? I have another house in fucking Old Greenwich?

• 25:18Speaker 03

  I think so.

• 25:19Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 25:20Speaker 03

  I wanna connect them.

• 25:21Speaker 01

  That's what, that's what these fucking rats wanna do.

• 25:23H. Foley?

  I made a big mistake.

• 25:24Speaker 01

  You're renting on a fucking apartment. Let's go, big man's back! Take that Dempsey Group. Big man's back. Big man's back. Let's go. Garbage unite. Garbage unite. Trav, cut out Luke. Replace, replace him with a hot brawl with big tits.

• 25:39H. Foley?

  I'm down for that.

• 25:40Speaker 01

  See you when we're back, baby. Oh, you're all wrapped up. This guy stinks. He can't even, he can't even make quitting look cool.

• 25:46H. Foley?

  Well, first expense, I broke my headphones.

• 25:48Speaker 01

  You can't quit. You're fired.

• 25:50H. Foley?

  What? You're doing that to me now?

• 25:51Speaker 01

  Kippy's back. Just sign right here.

• 25:56Speaker 01

  Now, we're, the boys are back. Linked up.

• 25:58H. Foley?

  Yeah, screw you, Luke.

• 25:59Speaker 01

  Screw you and your rich ass dad. Don't fucking need that.

• 26:04H. Foley?

  Oh, do respect what you're doing.

• 26:06Speaker 01

  What'd you do? How did you get it through?

• 26:10Speaker 01

  You're like the world's worst fisherman. Every time I look over, you're wrapped up. Fishers hold you up?

• 26:19H. Foley?

  Woo! He's a keeper.

• 26:20Speaker 01

  That's a big one. Everybody comes out to the docks.

• 26:26Speaker 01

  All jokes aside, that's why you're not in charge.

• 26:30H. Foley?

  I've had several business calls. People asking to, for me to try to sweet talk you into a deal.

• 26:39Speaker 01

  Not one of them brought a dollar. Each one, each one I had to come out of pocket. Which I'll happily do. But...

• 26:45H. Foley?

  That timeshare was a lock.

• 26:47Speaker 01

  It'd be so funny if this was all over the Instagram passwords.

• 26:50H. Foley?

  Could we do it? Huh?

• 26:51Speaker 01

  That was the first big fight. Give me the fucking passwords.

• 26:55H. Foley?

  I never said that to you.

• 26:55Speaker 01

  You what? I remember where I was.

• 26:57H. Foley?

  No.

• 26:58Speaker 01

  I was on 50.

• 26:58H. Foley?

  You have a selective memory. You remember we made love that night?

• 27:02Speaker 01

  That was in the morning.

• 27:04Speaker 01

  Making sex, what was the best?

• 27:07Speaker 01

  Um, listen gang, all this fucking corporate talks neither here nor there, like I said, we got a gosh darned family episode on our hands. As you know, when you join the all Patreon, it's the greatest website in the world. Um, you'll get to answer your garbage question on the air. Um, let's see here. This one's from Aunt Toody's Loose Cigarettes. First time, long time, never have one, Red. Is it garbage if your dad owned one of those cash blower booths? Every family function ends with one person getting 20 seconds to grab as many ones as you can.

• 27:38H. Foley?

  Wow, that's awesome.

• 27:40Speaker 01

  That's sick as shit.

• 27:42H. Foley?

  Why would he have that?

• 27:43Speaker 01

  I don't know, you probably get one, see what, I mean, if they're online, I'm sure you can get one for like...

• 27:47H. Foley?

  You gotta have the cash to put in there. What do they put in there?

• 27:48Speaker 01

  We should have guests do it.

• 27:50H. Foley?

  Ooh. That'd be pretty sweet.

• 27:53Speaker 01

  That's sick. You get, you get, you get 20 seconds in the dollar booth?

• 27:57H. Foley?

  Man, it sucks.

• 27:59Speaker 01

  Put a hundred, sneak a one or two hundreds in there? That was always the big thing.

• 28:02H. Foley?

  Just a bummer. You really would have been Dempsey material. You got great ideas.

• 28:07Speaker 01

  Yeah, ideas for us, baby.

• 28:09H. Foley?

  How much are they, Luke?

• 28:10Speaker 03

  About two grand.

• 28:11Speaker 01

  What?

• 28:11Speaker 03

  Unless you want an inflatable one, which obviously, fuck that.

• 28:15H. Foley?

  No, we don't want inflatable.

• 28:17Speaker 01

  I'm not spending two grand. We don't have that corporate checkbook no more. Fuck.

• 28:21Speaker 03

  Then about 250.

• 28:23Speaker 01

  Listen, I don't think this guy was rolling around with a $2,000 thing and only letting...

• 28:27H. Foley?

  Maybe he got it for work.

• 28:28Speaker 01

  And only letting one person get in with $1 bill, he was letting one person get in for 20 seconds.

• 28:34H. Foley?

  Right.

• 28:35Speaker 01

  To grab $1 bills, at most.

• 28:37H. Foley?

  What do you think's in there? How many dollar bills?

• 28:38Speaker 01

  A hundred at most. Yeah, not that much.

• 28:41H. Foley?

  Huh. Didn't your mom do it?

• 28:43Speaker 01

  Yeah. She bought a used car. She bought the Ford Taurus. I might, Ford Taurus might have been new, but I remember, and they were like, for every dollar you grab, you get, I don't know what, a hundred dollars. I don't, I forget the deal.

• 28:55H. Foley?

  You were mortified, weren't you?

• 28:56Speaker 01

  Ah, she's fucking devastated. I was up there like a stripper, fucking dancing for dollars. Like, lady, I know, listen, I know you're a single mom and times are tough, you were abandoned.

• 29:06H. Foley?

  You ever see the mom twerking on the guy and the kid runs over and breaks it up?

• 29:09Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 29:09H. Foley?

  Oh, fucking beat his ass.

• 29:12Speaker 01

  I'd fuck, I'd be fighting everybody, every goddamn body. Um...

• 29:16H. Foley?

  You get back there?

• 29:19Speaker 01

  That's sick though, that's a lot of fun, especially if it's, um, for ki- especially if it's like kids. Put a 10-year-old in there, a little bit of compet- that's real, I mean, if you're like, the uncles are getting in there to try to grab 15, 20 bucks. But that's a good time, I don't know, I don't know how to slice it. A fucking, if you can walk away with a couple bucks as a 10-year-old, it's a good friggin' time.

• 29:41H. Foley?

  That's always it. It's not even about the money, it's just you get a little something.

• 29:45Speaker 01

  Something, wet your beat. I would have to push back, you should let everybody, not everybody, but more than one kid take a crack at it.

• 29:51H. Foley?

  Remember getting a five when you were a kid? A Finskey?

• 29:54Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 29:55H. Foley?

  What are you nodding at? Probably got a check.

• 29:59Speaker 01

  He really turned on the fucking Dempsey group.

• 30:02H. Foley?

  You almost had me!

• 30:02Speaker 01

  You can't control them. The corporate, corporate America can't control this fucking guy.

• 30:06Speaker 03

  I got his signature, that's all I need.

• 30:08Speaker 01

  He's all think I, he's...

• 30:10H. Foley?

  But you have an X on a piece of paper, big deal.

• 30:13Speaker 01

  He wrote "I love dick" or something like that.

• 30:17H. Foley?

  Fuck you, dude.

• 30:19Speaker 01

  Trying to get me, uh...

• 30:20H. Foley?

  I still need to use the pool house this weekend, though.

• 30:23Speaker 01

  Cooking meth.

• 30:25H. Foley?

  Put the tarp over the house.

• 30:27Speaker 01

  Um, alright, let's see here, this is from Ambulance Chaser, great name, $10 homie never had one read. "Are you garbage if you've been dropped off to school in a vehicle with tinted windows?" That's a tough look. That is a tough, tough look.

• 30:43H. Foley?

  Who's that, Jody dropping you off? From Baby Boy?

• 30:46Speaker 01

  Uh, I was dropped off in junior high in my neighbor's, my neighbor lived right across from us, or not junior high, in elementary school. At one point, the two of them, and me and my brother, all went to the same school, so it'd be four kids. And our moms, or like, whatever, they would flip-flop sometimes, driving them to school, or whatever. And one time she, our neighbor was driving us to school, but in this older son's car, and he was probably like 21.

• 31:15H. Foley?

  The hell was going on there?

• 31:16Speaker 01

  What do you mean, I think it was just like in the, I don't know, it was just like...

• 31:19H. Foley?

  Her car's in the shop?

• 31:20Speaker 01

  Or just maybe it was like the driveway, it was like, ah, just pile in, something, yeah, it wasn't, they were, uh, pretty, not cl- but normal. It wasn't like out of trash eating this.

• 31:30H. Foley?

  What was the car?

• 31:31Speaker 01

  A fucking red 90, like 1991 red Mustang, like the 5-0, and it had red tint.

• 31:39Speaker 01

  It had, I'd never seen, and I remember bragging when we got to school.

• 31:43H. Foley?

  Was it an Autobot or a Decepticon?

• 31:45Speaker 01

  And I remember that we were like piled in the back, so you got, I mean, that holds four people. And you got four kids.

• 31:52H. Foley?

  Two of them gotta be hot chicks.

• 31:53Speaker 01

  And you got four kids, which we were not, and, uh, yeah, I remember pulling up and like, getting out of the backseat with the, with the chair and like falling out, you know what I mean? Thinking, I was fucking vanilla ice, you couldn't tell me shit, dog. Bend, bend, bend, da, da, bend, bend.

• 32:11H. Foley?

  Sup, playa? It's Mr. Johnson to you.

• 32:16Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's a tough look.

• 32:17H. Foley?

  It was always very, um, hit or miss to get in, first of all, going to school, that's too familiar. I don't like getting in somebody else's car that early in the morning. Like another parent.

• 32:30Speaker 01

  I don't disagree.

• 32:31H. Foley?

  The way the mom smells in the morning.

• 32:33Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 32:33H. Foley?

  You know?

• 32:34Speaker 01

  I, I understand, weird, but I understand.

• 32:35H. Foley?

  Wasn't feeling it. I, either my mom or my dad or the school bus, or my brother. That was it. They're the only ones that were, that were, that were taking me over there to learn my education. You know what I mean?

• 32:48Speaker 01

  Sure, yeah, which.

• 32:49H. Foley?

  I don't wanna smell somebody else's lunch.

• 32:50Speaker 01

  You did so well.

• 32:52H. Foley?

  Never liked it.

• 32:54H. Foley?

  Never liked it.

• 32:55Speaker 01

  I understand that, um, I was a very, uh, I was a very dropped off to school kid. Cause I, half the time I stayed at my dad's.

• 33:04H. Foley?

  Latchkey kid.

• 33:05Speaker 01

  Which was out of the, uh, school bus. I was in the district, just a different school, so he would have to drive me anyway, and then like.

• 33:12H. Foley?

  Lucky nobody reported you for that. I would've turned you in. I was head of school safety.

• 33:17Speaker 01

  That what you were? Oh, you've been a narc your whole fucking life? Good to know. Man, we're really learning a lot about H. Foley this episode.

• 33:24H. Foley?

  Bit of a rat.

• 33:24Speaker 01

  Corporate shill, narc, fucking backstabber, that's what you are to me.

• 33:29H. Foley?

  Wait till my second page cover of Forbes comes out next week.

• 33:32Speaker 01

  Your second page cover?

• 33:34H. Foley?

  On the second page.

• 33:35Speaker 01

  I don't think that's the cover then.

• 33:37H. Foley?

  Ben Stiller got the first.

• 33:37Speaker 01

  I'm on the ninth page cover.

• 33:39H. Foley?

  Ben Stiller got page, got page one for Stillers.

• 33:42Speaker 01

  What's that, is it a?

• 33:43H. Foley?

  Soda. Ben Stiller soda.

• 33:46Speaker 01

  How jealous are you of that? Famous actor, Anasoda mogul?

• 33:50H. Foley?

  Yeah, it's pretty cool.

• 33:51Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 33:52H. Foley?

  Not a lot of sugar in it either. I really gotta have one over the break. Loved it.

• 33:57H. Foley?

  Talking about some Knicks tickets going together.

• 33:59Speaker 01

  Oh, very nice. Oh, you had it with him?

• 34:01H. Foley?

  Huh?

• 34:02Speaker 01

  What?

• 34:02H. Foley?

  What?

• 34:05Speaker 01

  Look, if we wanted courtside Knicks tickets, who would your call be? Can you do that?

• 34:10Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 34:11Speaker 01

  Really?

• 34:11Speaker 03

  I can get Nets, actually.

• 34:13Speaker 01

  Ugh.

• 34:13Speaker 03

  I know, it's a step down, the Dempsey Group.

• 34:16Speaker 01

  Man, see that? Overpromising, underdelivering. "Oh yeah, no problem. It would actually be the New Mexican Rink Rats, but get the fuck out of here." I had a pooch on the line in two minutes, you give me tickets. You can't, I tried.

• 34:30H. Foley?

  I get a set of my niece's swim meet, too. Nets, the Nets?

• 34:33Speaker 03

  You gotta perform at halftime, but you're in.

• 34:35Speaker 01

  That you don't mind?

• 34:36H. Foley?

  Nah, I don't mind.

• 34:37Speaker 01

  What are you performing? Wait, what? In your head, right there, what one of your skills was performing? Because I don't think it was stand-up.

• 34:43H. Foley?

  No.

• 34:44Speaker 01

  What was it? Music?

• 34:45H. Foley?

  Bombing. Yeah, of course. I do a medley of Bruno Mars songs. With Bruno Mars.

• 34:50Speaker 01

  Uh-huh. Bruno Mars bars?

• 34:53Speaker 01

  Guys, I'm tired. I'm sick.

• 34:56H. Foley?

  Who can get you Nets tickets?

• 34:57Speaker 03

  Uh, my buddy.

• 34:58H. Foley?

  What does he do?

• 34:59Speaker 03

  He's an agent.

• 35:00H. Foley?

  What kind of agent?

• 35:01Speaker 03

  You're familiar with him.

• 35:02H. Foley?

  Oh, that kid?

• 35:03Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 35:03H. Foley?

  Good kid.

• 35:04Speaker 03

  Good guy.

• 35:04H. Foley?

  How come he can't get Knicks tickets?

• 35:06Speaker 01

  Oh, dude, they're like fucking, they're like 15 grand a clip, unless you're playing a garden.

• 35:09H. Foley?

  I see all the boys over there.

• 35:11Speaker 01

  Yeah, because they're playing fucking venues owned by MSG. That's all, it's all PR.

• 35:15H. Foley?

  Huh. What spots do we do owned by MSG?

• 35:20Speaker 01

  Only MSG you do comes in fucking, a bowl of ramen, okay, guy?

• 35:25H. Foley?

  I'm there at Wawap.

• 35:27Speaker 01

  Wawap?

• 35:28H. Foley?

  I see Sammy Morrell there all the time.

• 35:30Speaker 01

  Yeah, the Beacon and all those, a lot of the theaters are owned by MSG, so as a promo, they put you there and then pull you on the thing. Hey, it's all fucking, you know?

• 35:39H. Foley?

  Who plays for the Nets?

• 35:40Speaker 03

  We'll do the Nets and we'll build you up to the Knicks, don't worry.

• 35:43H. Foley?

  No, I'm not going to a Net game.

• 35:44Speaker 03

  Start you small.

• 35:45H. Foley?

  They got that weird-ass court. Stupid.

• 35:48Speaker 01

  You know what's whack? When they do the other color. You're like, what are we, Lithuania here? What the fuck? Watching with these whack-ass fucking free throw lines and shit?

• 35:56H. Foley?

  Especially playing with the red, white, and blue balls.

• 35:57Speaker 01

  Yeah, fuck out of here. Um, alright, let's see here. Uh, this is a good one. Um, this is from KingWithoutACastle, $10 homie, jammed-up winner and all-around swell guy who has had one red. We fucking love you. Happy New Year, KingWithoutACastle.

• 36:13H. Foley?

  Happy New Year, pal.

• 36:14Speaker 01

  Talk about a fucking just salt-of-the-earth dude right there. Not a corporate shreel. Um, "Not a question, but my old man, when asked if he had an extra cig, would open the pack, look inside, and say, 'Nah, this one only has 20.'"

• 36:30Speaker 01

  Shout out to the Big O, he'd usually give one after the joke landed.

• 36:33H. Foley?

  That's a move.

• 36:34Speaker 01

  That's a, that's an old school smoker move. You'd run into those guys at like a wedding where there's some, you have some sort of familiarity. Where like you're both at a thing. He's part of her side, you're part of his side. You both end up out there and he like, look, he doesn't. He doesn't hit you with a, "Hey, I'm Jim Jenkins." He just kinda looks, he's got this cig in the mouth, got a mustache with the smoke stain. And he hits you with, you're like.

• 36:58H. Foley?

  A wedding cake on there?

• 36:59Speaker 01

  Kinda like, "Welcome cowboy." It was like this, like, old school.

• 37:02H. Foley?

  Nah, I'm just teasing.

• 37:03Speaker 01

  Yeah, understood. We're both out here together, fighting a good fight.

• 37:07H. Foley?

  You know who's a real smoker? The guy that smokes with the lighter in his hand still.

• 37:11Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 37:12H. Foley?

  They doing that thing and they take a long time to light it.

• 37:14Speaker 01

  Yeah. My stepdad was like the real, the real no look guy. You know what I mean? Like, "Hey, can I get one of them?" He'd have the cig in the mouth, so he like, eyes were cocked over so the smoke don't get in the eyes, and hand it to you.

• 37:27H. Foley?

  That means he didn't really wanna give it to you.

• 37:28Speaker 01

  Nah, nah, he was, he was big. He was big.

• 37:31H. Foley?

  Sharing smokes?

• 37:32Speaker 01

  With everybody, anybody, everybody.

• 37:34H. Foley?

  Share heaters.

• 37:35Speaker 01

  Yeah, he was like, "Yeah, come on in, the water's fine." Which I had as a heater guy too. If someone's like, "Ah, he shouldn't," I go, "All right, I don't, you know." But when they do.

• 37:45H. Foley?

  You're always good with the smoke. Me too, I always give them away.

• 37:47Speaker 01

  You just never have them, that's your problem.

• 37:49H. Foley?

  I have them a lot.

• 37:50Speaker 01

  No, you don't.

• 37:51H. Foley?

  When a homeless guy asks me, I always give them.

• 37:52Speaker 01

  In the history of the show, you ever admit that you were always jammed up with heaters?

• 37:56H. Foley?

  No.

• 37:56Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 37:57H. Foley?

  And now with the Dempsey Group, I don't have to.

• 38:00H. Foley?

  I have corporate lawyers behind me.

• 38:02Speaker 01

  Take that, Philip Morris.

• 38:07H. Foley?

  Homeless guy asks me, I always give him two. Talk about making a guy's night. I'm like, "Here, take two."

• 38:12Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 38:13H. Foley?

  Then they ask for the lighter.

• 38:14Speaker 01

  There's no way he's not breaking that thing in 10 seconds. That, that second one's not lasting the first one. That's gonna go in his pocket full of stuff. Oh yeah, they keep the lighter. I ain't got that.

• 38:24H. Foley?

  I have a napkin I can light on fire for you.

• 38:28Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 38:28H. Foley?

  That's terrible.

• 38:30Speaker 01

  What?

• 38:30H. Foley?

  Nothing.

• 38:31Speaker 01

  Uh.

• 38:32H. Foley?

  Just commenting on my own.

• 38:35H. Foley?

  What's next?

• 38:39H. Foley?

  See, you do the same thing with the mic. You move it around.

• 38:42Speaker 01

  Buddy, my mic has never fallen apart. Ever. We've done like...

• 38:46H. Foley?

  See, it's these kinda comments... That made me wanna stab you in the back.

• 38:51Speaker 01

  Sell the company up from under me.

• 38:54H. Foley?

  You got it.

• 38:57Speaker 01

  I hate this narrative.

• 38:59Speaker 03

  You better keep care of that mic. You're not getting a new one.

• 39:01Speaker 01

  Yeah, what the fuck?

• 39:02H. Foley?

  We already fucking ran you outta town.

• 39:05Speaker 03

  Nuh-uh.

• 39:05H. Foley?

  Yeah, we did. You and your Connecticut money. Taking your Mayflower money.

• 39:10Speaker 01

  How was it for like, well, I mean, what, a couple of days that you were...

• 39:14H. Foley?

  What? What are you offering me?

• 39:15Speaker 01

  You were the prettiest girl at the ball. They really took you out. They courted you. You liked that, didn't you?

• 39:19H. Foley?

  It was nice.

• 39:20Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 39:20H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 39:20Speaker 01

  Uh-huh.

• 39:21H. Foley?

  Coke was a little stepped on, but...

• 39:23Speaker 01

  Thought it'd be better. Finance guys.

• 39:29H. Foley?

  Kim, let's talk about Chime.

• 39:30Speaker 01

  Chime!

• 39:31H. Foley?

  As you know, baby, life comes at ya pretty quick.

• 39:33Speaker 01

  You ain't lying, big man.

• 39:34H. Foley?

  Things start adding up.

• 39:35Speaker 01

  Uh-huh.

• 39:36H. Foley?

  You know what I'm saying? I wish I could go back and tell my younger self... If you're gonna do a lil' banking... Make sure you save your money. Make sure you do it right. Watch out for bank fees, all that kinda stuff. I'll tell you what I really wish. I could go back and say, "Hey, I wish I had Chime."

• 39:50Speaker 01

  I know. Listen, if you're out there... This is where Chime comes in. Chime is changing the way people bank. It's hard, and listen, it's hard enough to keep a buck as it is. Then you got these big corporate banks coming after ya.

• 40:03H. Foley?

  Ovdrift fees.

• 40:04Speaker 01

  Ovdrift fee, uh, monthly statement, not it. "Oh, five dollars for this, ten dollars for that." They got their hand in your pocket.

• 40:10H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 40:11Speaker 01

  Not with Chime. Chime offers the most rewarding, fee-free banking, all with no overdraft fees, no monthly fees, no minimum balances. You get 5% cash back on the Chime card in a category of your choice, like gas or groceries, all while building credit through regular, everyday spending. And if you're ever in a pinch, SpotMe lets you overdraft up to $200 fee-free. Look at that. I know, I need that, dog. Uh, right now, you can join the millions that are already banking fee-free with America's number-one choice for banking. Head to chime.com/garbage. That's chime.com/garbage. Sign up now. It only takes a few minutes.

• 40:45H. Foley?

  Do it.

• 40:46Speaker 04

  Chime is a fintech, not a bank. Banking services and Chime Card provided by Chime's bank partners. Qualifying direct deposits required. Terms and limits apply. Go to chime.com/disclosures for details.

• 40:58Speaker 01

  Uh, alright, let's see here. Um...

• 41:03H. Foley?

  Real tight with the bag.

• 41:05Speaker 03

  Key bumps only.

• 41:06H. Foley?

  Fucking brutal.

• 41:08Speaker 01

  Can you keep you on a short leash? I let you run, dog.

• 41:11H. Foley?

  Yeah, you do.

• 41:12Speaker 01

  Okay, alright, a little too much. Alright, and we're back. Um, alright, this one's from Half Tat. $10 hoagie. This is great. I did this this weekend. When you get a case of water, do you take them out and place them in the fridge, or do you rip a hole in the top just big enough for one bottle?

• 41:24H. Foley?

  Rip the hole!

• 41:26Speaker 01

  Poke a hole in my top?

• 41:27H. Foley?

  Rip the hole. Keeps them in place.

• 41:30Speaker 01

  Man, that's like, that's never my intention. I always, I love a cold water, and when I have the energy and the time, and I'm moving, they're all going in there. And that's like, if I, if, it doesn't happen right away.

• 41:44Speaker 01

  If I don't, if I don't come in with the energy, I'm putting all this stuff away.

• 41:46H. Foley?

  Never lasts.

• 41:47Speaker 01

  It never la, it just never gets there. But man, I was fucking, I was pulling out of a warm ass water. I hate warm water. I was pulling warm ass waters.

• 41:55H. Foley?

  Why?

• 41:56Speaker 01

  Like, room temperature water?

• 41:57H. Foley?

  No, but wait, you didn't put it in the fridge?

• 41:59Speaker 01

  No, and I just had the top, because I needed one, I, the baby, we come in, something, it's, hey, I'll get that in a couple minutes. I don't get to it.

• 42:06H. Foley?

  It's always the last thing to go in.

• 42:07Speaker 01

  That's what I'm saying. Two hours, three hours. If that lasts four hours, I'm already two waters in, and I ain't fuck, that ain't going in.

• 42:15H. Foley?

  On a grocery store run, the two last things to get brought into the house, the case of water, and that big ass bag of dog food. Go get the dog food from the car! Fucking Patty busting my ass. I brought a fucking sixteen bags.

• 42:30Speaker 01

  You quit halfway, I mean, you didn't finish the job, though. Hey, what, do you leave the bag for her?

• 42:35H. Foley?

  Oh, your fat ass is gonna start throwing fucking, I know, you fucking, you probably left milk out there for the weekend.

• 42:41Speaker 01

  It's cold, it's winter time. Fucking, the tourists didn't have heat.

• 42:46Speaker 01

  Um...

• 42:48H. Foley?

  Hair's driving me crazy.

• 42:51Speaker 01

  This is, this is a bit of a trashy thing that I'm in the, I'm currently in the midst of. We were at the, we were, we were, we were out in the burbs, and like, it's hard hitting that trash cycle of trash made versus when trash night is for us. You know what I mean? And, you know, we have a good support system. If we like, leave the cans, a neighbor will bring them up, or whatever, like, stuff like that. You know what I mean?

• 43:15H. Foley?

  Bring them up.

• 43:15Speaker 01

  Like, if we're leaving, say, trash night, trash is fucking Thursday morning, I put it out Thursday morning, or Wednesday night.

• 43:22H. Foley?

  Neighbors are big on that. They don't want your trash cans out there. For aesthetic reasons, and also too, because, dude, a trash can, and one of those open... Wheel trash cans, if that's open, the wind catches that shit?

• 43:35Speaker 01

  I mean, those, but those big, thick ones, those are like thick plastic though. Um, but,

• 43:42Speaker 01

  this is my dirtbag logic. So I got, I got a full trash can in the garage.

• 43:48H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 43:49Speaker 01

  Full.

• 43:50H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 43:50Speaker 01

  I mean, I'm talking,

• 43:51H. Foley?

  Stipes.

• 43:52Speaker 01

  Stipes, food, everything.

• 43:56Speaker 01

  But it's so cold out, this is my logic. That kinda keeps it all, you're, it's refrigerate, like it's,

• 44:01H. Foley?

  Not smelly.

• 44:02Speaker 01

  Yeah, right?

• 44:03H. Foley?

  They throw that in the summer.

• 44:04Speaker 01

  I, well, I can't do that in the summer. But I take that to Wawa and I shove it in there.

• 44:10Speaker 01

  Hey, Dean's like, can you do that? And I go, it's fucking Wawa, I spent enough fucking money at this place. These motherfuckers would be sucking my bowls.

• 44:15H. Foley?

  You hold up a coffee cup from the trash?

• 44:18Speaker 01

  Just bought it. Um, and also too, I don't know if you know, the ones at Wawa, you, the, the trash cans just have a small openings. Now they're big openings that fit a big, I, they want the trash, they don't want it, but they'd rather you do it than,

• 44:30H. Foley?

  Throw it on the floor.

• 44:30Speaker 01

  Something.

• 44:31H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 44:31Speaker 01

  So we'll do that in the summer. I'm very good with keeping it one bag that I can get rid of.

• 44:35H. Foley?

  Uh-huh.

• 44:36Speaker 01

  Uh, but I just, it just got be, I just got behind, and is that okay? It's refrigerated trash, it's aside from the, it's not in the house, it's in, it's in a can, locked in the can, in the cold.

• 44:48H. Foley?

  It's a health code violation. I'll shut you down for that.

• 44:51Speaker 01

  I'm not fucking, I'm not a commercial kitchen.

• 44:53H. Foley?

  Patty, I, I had a beef with her about this.

• 44:57Speaker 01

  Well, I'm not doing it, I had no option.

• 45:01Speaker 01

  What am I gonna do? What, what is my other option at this point?

• 45:05H. Foley?

  Roll the trash can out.

• 45:06Speaker 01

  To what? And just, what do you mean?

• 45:07H. Foley?

  You can't just leave it out there?

• 45:09Speaker 01

  For days before pickup?

• 45:11H. Foley?

  What's gonna,

• 45:11Speaker 01

  We just said, you just said neighbors don't like empty trash. They don't, they don't want, also, no, I don't think you're allowed to just have your trash can out three days ahead.

• 45:17H. Foley?

  Who's gonna come in and, and, and hit you with that?

• 45:19Speaker 01

  Local ordinances.

• 45:20H. Foley?

  Really?

• 45:21Speaker 01

  Really. Which I'm currently behind my real estate taxes.

• 45:25H. Foley?

  Really?

• 45:26Speaker 01

  I just,

• 45:26H. Foley?

  Property tax.

• 45:27Speaker 01

  Property tax. I can't pay it online. Cause there's like, part of it, cause there's a smaller ordinance that I'm part of, that they do it, or something.

• 45:36H. Foley?

  No kidding?

• 45:37Speaker 01

  And they, they, the broad keeps hitting me up, he's got my cell phone, I'm like, I don't fuck you got that. But I gotta tell you, hey, Toots.

• 45:43H. Foley?

  They're not gonna let you in the public pool this summer.

• 45:45Speaker 01

  I know.

• 45:48H. Foley?

  Can't drive on the street. Just cut through the neighborhood. Wanna play hardball? Roses look good.

• 45:55Speaker 01

  Yeah, um, so like, yeah, no, you, I'm sure there's something. I would hear it. It's a small enough time, I would, I would, people would be upset.

• 46:03H. Foley?

  We had a little snow down there, um, not much, but a little, whatever.

• 46:07Speaker 01

  At Patty's?

• 46:08H. Foley?

  Yes, and she goes, "Do me a favor. Roll the trashcans out. And leave it out there." Cause the guy was, they were coming that night. And I was taking the trash out of the kitchen. And this fucking thing's empty. There's like two bags in there. I was like, "You don't need to roll that out. It's not full." He's like, "No, you have to roll it out." It's not full.

• 46:31Speaker 01

  Is this because of the snow? Why didn't you want to do it? Just that it wasn't full?

• 46:34H. Foley?

  Just out of principle.

• 46:37Speaker 01

  Nah, I think if-

• 46:38H. Foley?

  Plus I had an English muffin in the toaster.

• 46:39Speaker 01

  Yeah, okay. I got down to brass tacks real quick. You folded under, you folded under questioning. Um-

• 46:46H. Foley?

  You don't need, you don't need to do, unless the trashcan is full-

• 46:49Speaker 01

  I don't dis, I disagree with that. A hundred percent.

• 46:52H. Foley?

  Why?

• 46:52Speaker 01

  One-

• 46:53H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 46:53Speaker 01

  I know, listen. You're gonna push, you're gonna-

• 46:56H. Foley?

  Varmints?

• 46:59Speaker 01

  You don't operate in the most active way all the time.

• 47:03H. Foley?

  No.

• 47:03Speaker 01

  Fair enough?

• 47:04H. Foley?

  The good offense is a good defense. I play D.

• 47:08Speaker 01

  Yeah, listen, if there's trash, trash goes out on trash night. If it's not snowing, if it's not whatever. If it's like, if there's some sort of hurdle other than just walking it out.

• 47:18H. Foley?

  It was cold.

• 47:19Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's gotta go. Well, listen, this is coming from a guy who's-

• 47:21H. Foley?

  If the trashcan isn't full.

• 47:23Speaker 01

  I would say-

• 47:23H. Foley?

  Do you take the trashcan out of the house if it's not full?

• 47:26Speaker 01

  No, but that's-

• 47:27H. Foley?

  Ah!

• 47:28Speaker 01

  It's different.

• 47:29H. Foley?

  Why is it different?

• 47:29Speaker 01

  Now you're just sto, what do you mean? It's a hundred percent different.

• 47:32H. Foley?

  Why?

• 47:33Speaker 01

  Cause one's going from inside the house to out of the house and then out of the house away.

• 47:37H. Foley?

  What do you think, Luke?

• 47:39Speaker 03

  Yeah, take him out.

• 47:40Speaker 01

  Shut up.

• 47:42Speaker 01

  Tell your daddy, "S my D from behind, okay?"

• 47:47Speaker 01

  I take that. I'm pissed. You steal my company out from under me, you rat bastard?

• 47:51H. Foley?

  It's all behind this now.

• 47:52Speaker 01

  And then I see him at a show, he shakes my hand? Fuck out of here, Lou.

• 47:56Speaker 03

  Better call him, sir.

• 47:57Speaker 01

  Fuck that, you little buddy.

• 47:59H. Foley?

  He can have his 1,200 bucks back.

• 48:01Speaker 01

  Is that what it was? 1,200 bucks and cheesecake. The Cheesecake Factory bill came out of the 1,200.

• 48:08Speaker 01

  You only got Danny Ryan up there hanging his ass off the fucking balcony like Suge Knight? You're nuts. We don't play... Listen, we don't-

• 48:15H. Foley?

  That's who I should have dealt with. I should have sold the company to Danny.

• 48:18Speaker 01

  Yeah, bring it in, bring it... Yeah, that's a great idea.

• 48:22H. Foley?

  He would have been out.

• 48:22Speaker 01

  Listen, if you don't... My fam... My dirtbag family has been running construction companies for generations. Bad, poorly. Taxes, no taxes.

• 48:35H. Foley?

  Bunch of broke air conditioners in here.

• 48:35Speaker 01

  Yeah, low. If you think they would just go, "Oh, your company got stolen." Nah.

• 48:43H. Foley?

  Forklift drives through the back of our room.

• 48:50H. Foley?

  Sorry for the hair.

• 48:51Speaker 03

  Would you-

• 48:51H. Foley?

  It drives me nuts.

• 48:52Speaker 03

  Would you ever go to the dump?

• 48:54Speaker 01

  I threw his... Listen, and this is how I know I'm nuts. My dad, we were big on-

• 48:58H. Foley?

  If I got a couple of drinks in me. No?

• 49:01Speaker 01

  What's that?

• 49:02H. Foley?

  I don't know.

• 49:03Speaker 01

  Taking shit? Oh, I didn't know what you meant.

• 49:07H. Foley?

  The kid got it.

• 49:08Speaker 01

  Um, yeah, I would love that because I don't like the fact that I keep falling out of this trash schedule. Um, another thing I do is like, we collect... There's a lot of stuff we've, you know, as the... The house is a work in progress, furniture, stuff like that. So we do a... I love a 1-800-GOT-JUNK. There's no better service than that.

• 49:27H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 49:28Speaker 01

  Dude, they show up, I have just a pile of shit in the garage.

• 49:30H. Foley?

  They don't give a fuck what it's in.

• 49:32Speaker 01

  Nah. That now.

• 49:33H. Foley?

  Throw it in there.

• 49:34Speaker 01

  Dude, I had these two guys, they're super sweet, they're great franchise... They're franchise... It's a very good franchise to own, they say.

• 49:40H. Foley?

  They want that feedback, though.

• 49:42Speaker 01

  They want the feedback, and dude, they're nicest. Dude, they sweep up... Like, they sweep up messes that was like already in the gar... Just like garage leaves and cobwebs and shit. They come in-

• 49:52H. Foley?

  I think they're cool with it because you really can't stand on airs when they roll in. There's only one thing they're doing.

• 49:59Speaker 01

  They're seeing you at your worst.

• 50:00H. Foley?

  They're seeing you at your worst. You're jammed the fuck up.

• 50:03Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 50:04H. Foley?

  You know what I mean? And- You're throwing it out, so it's not like, well, you have to take the shelves out and do the... Shut up. They throw it in that basket and it's fucking out the door.

• 50:14Speaker 01

  Yeah, they don't ask, like, if we were doing it, right, if you were coming over, and I had to get rid of a bunch of stuff in the garage, it was like on shelves and boxes.

• 50:23H. Foley?

  You don't mess up the...

• 50:24Speaker 01

  I would?

• 50:25H. Foley?

  No, I meant to broil you. Not you, be cool, have beers and hang out. I like to smell dirty diapers.

• 50:36Speaker 01

  You're talking shit to the guy, it's like he's hoarding trash in here, I don't know what he's doing.

• 50:40H. Foley?

  What, the 1-800 junk?

• 50:41Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 50:42H. Foley?

  I'd get in the van, broil it with them.

• 50:43Speaker 01

  Hi, later, fu... Later, Baldy.

• 50:45H. Foley?

  I'm riding bitch in between the two of them. Can I say that?

• 50:50Speaker 01

  Yeah, I think so.

• 50:50H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 50:51Speaker 01

  You've said worse. What the fuck you talking, I say bitch, you're crazy.

• 50:55H. Foley?

  Corporate now.

• 50:57Speaker 01

  Everything you say is beeped.

• 50:59H. Foley?

  Beep, beep, beep, beep.

• 51:03Speaker 01

  What was I saying? They, like you said, they don't, there's no like, oh, we're gonna take it off here, go through, it's like, fuck it. It's like they're ruining, it's like they're destroying evidence, they don't give a fuck. It's like Enron, dude, they're just shredding everything.

• 51:18H. Foley?

  They're lighting shit on fire as they're pulling away.

• 51:20Speaker 01

  I love, that, that is a great, everybody that works there is fucking so, like, overly nice and professional to the point where you go, alright, I get it, but then you go, no, this is very sweet that you're taking this much care, yeah, yeah, I fucking love that.

• 51:31H. Foley?

  Have you ever been to the dump?

• 51:35Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 51:36H. Foley?

  I guess for work.

• 51:37Speaker 01

  Work? Yeah, Wildwood, we hit the dump a lot.

• 51:40H. Foley?

  Really?

• 51:40Speaker 01

  Yeah, cuz you can't, it's the same thing if you're leaving for the weekend. If you go down on Monday.

• 51:45H. Foley?

  What's the dump in Wildwood look like?

• 51:47Speaker 01

  Uh...

• 51:47H. Foley?

  And where is that?

• 51:48Speaker 01

  Over by Tommy Cassie's house, I'm not even fucking with you, right by Tommy C's house.

• 51:53H. Foley?

  I thought you said right at the edge of the water.

• 51:55Speaker 01

  No, uh, and they run it... To dump trash down in a shore, at a, down the shores, you know, they-

• 52:01H. Foley?

  How can it be in, on the-

• 52:03Speaker 01

  It's not a landfill.

• 52:04H. Foley?

  Oh, okay.

• 52:06Speaker 01

  It's like, just a bunch of dumpsters.

• 52:09H. Foley?

  Oh, alright.

• 52:10Speaker 01

  And they make sure, you gotta show a card to make sure you live, they don't really, but, they, you know, they make sure you're not-

• 52:14H. Foley?

  They charge you?

• 52:15Speaker 01

  No, like, if you are a resident, or whatever, have some sort of

• 52:20Speaker 01

  property or house, or whatever, you're allowed to-

• 52:22H. Foley?

  No kidding.

• 52:22Speaker 01

  Part of your taxes, I guess. There's some old timer there, he's never asked me, I always fight in my head that he's gonna ask me, and he's gonna go, "Hey, how you doing today?" "I can't call it," he just lets you in.

• 52:31H. Foley?

  To get a cushy, sweet shore job, is tough.

• 52:35Speaker 01

  Sure. Not that many. Not that many, and, year-long ones, you know what I mean? But, uh-

• 52:41H. Foley?

  You ever get a sweet gig down there in the summer?

• 52:43Speaker 01

  We were big on dump, big on scrap yards, too. Fucking calling different scrap yards, seeing what the fucking copper's going for, where it's going for this here, it's going for that there. "Okay, well, that one's an extra thirty minutes away," you driving out all day, having them come up. Big dumpster family, too.

• 52:56H. Foley?

  Is that cash? They give you for the copper?

• 52:58Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 53:00H. Foley?

  You guys whack that up in the, in the truck?

• 53:01Speaker 01

  Yeah. Yeah.

• 53:04H. Foley?

  Your dad used to give you a little piece?

• 53:06Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 53:06H. Foley?

  Nice.

• 53:07Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, uh-huh.

• 53:09H. Foley?

  What was, what was the biggest haul you ever got from there?

• 53:12Speaker 01

  A lot.

• 53:13H. Foley?

  Like, five hundred bucks?

• 53:16Speaker 01

  Significantly more than that.

• 53:17H. Foley?

  Really?

• 53:18Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 53:19H. Foley?

  No kidding?

• 53:19Speaker 01

  We did it, well, there was a, whatever, yeah, there was one job, of a client, that was going, not going out of his, was moving.

• 53:27H. Foley?

  Uh-huh.

• 53:27Speaker 01

  And, uh-

• 53:28H. Foley?

  So he ain't gonna see it.

• 53:30Speaker 01

  Nah.

• 53:31H. Foley?

  You supposed to give them some, too?

• 53:32Speaker 01

  Everybody, everybody, everybody got their, their-

• 53:35H. Foley?

  The guy down at Double Wildwood?

• 53:37Speaker 01

  Everybody got their beak swept, and it was, it was a very healthy summer for everybody.

• 53:41H. Foley?

  Really? Five grand?

• 53:44Speaker 01

  What it-

• 53:45H. Foley?

  From, about one haul?

• 53:46Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, it depends, it depends on what we were scrapping that day.

• 53:49H. Foley?

  Huh. So those crackheads really know what they're doing?

• 53:52Speaker 01

  Yeah, I mean, they're playing, I mean, they, if they got the-

• 53:55H. Foley?

  How much copper you think's in, like, one old house? Like, on, like, Freeland Heisen Avenue, Newark?

• 54:02Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 54:02H. Foley?

  I may have made a mistake with the sopranos again.

• 54:04Speaker 01

  Sure, I picked up on that. Uh, probably not that much. Not that much. I mean, it's only, it's only, uh...

• 54:10H. Foley?

  Twelve hundred bucks.

• 54:11Speaker 01

  I don't, I don't know what it's going for. It's like, two dollars, it used, I remember, what's, what's, look, copper one, what's copper one going for a pound? Two, three bucks maybe? I have no idea.

• 54:21Speaker 03

  They're saying a rundown house, you can get about two hundred to four hundred pounds, and then...

• 54:26Speaker 01

  Of copper?

• 54:27Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 54:27H. Foley?

  Whoa.

• 54:28Speaker 03

  That, I mean...

• 54:28Speaker 01

  That seems a lot, but I don't know, I mean...

• 54:30Speaker 03

  Defer to my man.

• 54:30Speaker 01

  No, yeah, I mean...

• 54:31H. Foley?

  I'd say it's two hundred bucks, that's four hundred bucks?

• 54:34Speaker 03

  It's about three ninety to four fifty per pound, copper one right now.

• 54:38Speaker 01

  There you go, copper one.

• 54:38H. Foley?

  Four fifty?

• 54:40Speaker 01

  But all that copper might not be copper one. If it's painted, if it's got solder on it, if, you got, so then you get really fucking, you cut the joints off. And you fucking go, you just whack out the fucking...

• 54:49H. Foley?

  Make a bowl out of that.

• 54:51Speaker 01

  I did. That was the first bowl I ever made.

• 54:53H. Foley?

  Was copper?

• 54:54Speaker 01

  Copper.

• 54:54H. Foley?

  That can't be good for you.

• 54:55Speaker 01

  Nah, and I remember this kid Brett was like, "That's how you get arthritis in your lungs." I'm like, "We're fucking twelve years old, how do you know that?"

• 55:01H. Foley?

  And you can't get arthritis in your lungs.

• 55:02Speaker 01

  I didn't know. That's what he told me. My dad caught me.

• 55:05H. Foley?

  Yeah, emphysema, OCPD, COPD, COPD.

• 55:10Speaker 01

  Okay. NYPD, LAPD.

• 55:13H. Foley?

  Woo woo. Berries and cherries coming.

• 55:15Speaker 01

  Um... Yeah, but, uh, yeah, I don't know, we were, yeah, it was a, it was a very cash-heavy summer. This is fucking twenty years ago. Very cash-heavy summer. Very nice. But then we did everything.

• 55:29H. Foley?

  Lot of bacon, egg, and cheeses.

• 55:30Speaker 01

  You did stainless, you did all the...

• 55:31H. Foley?

  Saying the steel?

• 55:32Speaker 01

  Did everything. Did like, you know, whatever, like, whatever, we'd be going for hauls. So you had like a, we had a dumpster for like, trash, and a big dumpster for like, I don't know, whatever, like, just generic metal was, I forget, I don't remember. I was, I was on the copper theme. Then the coils. All the coils from the refrigeration units you cut out, there's all fucking...

• 55:51H. Foley?

  You don't keep the refrigerators?

• 55:53Speaker 01

  What do you mean?

• 55:53H. Foley?

  The refrigeration units, you don't keep them?

• 55:56Speaker 01

  No.

• 55:56H. Foley?

  Huh.

• 55:57Speaker 01

  The trash. Or like, all the, all the air conditioning units?

• 56:00H. Foley?

  Don't you just reuse them?

• 56:01Speaker 01

  You cut out the coils, no.

• 56:02H. Foley?

  They broken?

• 56:03Speaker 01

  No, the, the building was old, was...

• 56:05H. Foley?

  Why wouldn't you keep the refrigerators, like, to keep the, the air conditioning units and then you put them in another place?

• 56:12Speaker 01

  I don't...

• 56:13H. Foley?

  No?

• 56:14Speaker 01

  It's on the roof of the place. What are you gonna fucking, you're gonna get a crane, all the wood, and you're gonna put it, put it in the back of a fucking flatbed truck, drive it up to put in a twenty-year-old fucking air conditioning unit on a new building? Who the fuck wants to do that?

• 56:25H. Foley?

  You put it in your house.

• 56:29Speaker 01

  Fucking hairs all blown back. Cold as shit in this motherfucker. You cannot lose that room. Got a fucking, got a rooftop.

• 56:37H. Foley?

  Man, that's the summer.

• 56:38Speaker 01

  Got a rooftop unit on a condo?

• 56:40H. Foley?

  You're sitting on a fourteen Hyundai? Pushing in that sick bowl? Getting high as shit.

• 56:46Speaker 01

  I'm sitting there in a jacket, fuck it, it's August. Getting high as shit. My little fucking wannie.

• 56:51H. Foley?

  Stacking burgers in front of you.

• 56:54Speaker 01

  Uh, that's great. Um.

• 56:58Speaker 01

  Yeah, that was, uh, that was when we, we, my, I fell, I ate hot, I ate two hot dogs and red Gatorade every day for five days a week for the whole summer.

• 57:07H. Foley?

  That'll give you arthritis. Dude, talk about too much artificial flavors.

• 57:13Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 57:13H. Foley?

  Holy shit.

• 57:14Speaker 01

  It was so good, dude. We take an order, every, by the end of everybody knew, I mean, you just go in and, uh...

• 57:21H. Foley?

  Your burps are packed with electrolytes?

• 57:23Speaker 01

  It was a, it was like a bodega, like a candy store bodega, but he had boiled hot, he had a, and dude, we would go in, it was, it was an Asian guy. And he, I would walk in and he would just fucking pull open a bag of buns and knew, knew we were doing ten, twelve. It was me, it was four of us.

• 57:38H. Foley?

  Deezies.

• 57:39Speaker 01

  Just, everybody did two deezies. Sat around an old, it was an empty warehouse, so we sat around the, but the conference room table, we took down and had like, we'd sit around that, like, there's like this big executive board thing.

• 57:53H. Foley?

  Counting your copper money. Getting heartburn.

• 57:57Speaker 01

  First time I left the garage door open and people started looking at what we were doing, my dad said, "Fucking close that door. You don't need everybody in your business." I said, "Okay, I don't know what we're doing here."

• 58:08H. Foley?

  That kid's on his third hot dog.

• 58:10Speaker 01

  Holy shit. That's too much red, that's too much red dye. Um, alright, uh, all that, all, you know, non-ferrous metals aside. Got business to take care of. Um, this is a relative, I, we relatively touched on this, this is just a pro move, this is from Big Buck Repairman, ten dollar bozo never had one red. "Is it trash to stop by the auto parts store to clear the check engine light on the way to trade in your car? I love it."

• 58:35H. Foley?

  Sick.

• 58:35Speaker 01

  Fuck them. Let them figure it out.

• 58:38H. Foley?

  That's the move.

• 58:38Speaker 01

  Yeah, hell, clear. I'm sure they can hook it up to a fucking...

• 58:42H. Foley?

  Diagnostic machine.

• 58:43Speaker 01

  Yeah, computer now at this point.

• 58:44H. Foley?

  Tell you what's wrong with it.

• 58:45Speaker 01

  Yeah, right away.

• 58:46H. Foley?

  Oh yeah, the engines failed? Do me a favor. Did you clear that?

• 58:49Speaker 01

  I'll reset that.

• 58:50H. Foley?

  You like hot dogs?

• 58:51Speaker 01

  Hard reboot on this one.

• 58:53H. Foley?

  Take this piece of copper.

• 58:54Speaker 01

  Alright, let's see this one. This is a big one for the big guy.

• 58:57H. Foley?

  Me?

• 58:58Speaker 01

  Yeah, this is-

• 58:58H. Foley?

  That's what it says?

• 58:59Speaker 01

  No.

• 58:59H. Foley?

  Oh, okay, man. You know, if I got one or two addressed to me, it wouldn't kill me. It's all Kippy.

• 59:06Speaker 01

  They're not talking to me specifically.

• 59:08H. Foley?

  They know who it is.

• 59:09Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 59:12Speaker 01

  Your jealousy is what's gonna, is what's gonna, is what forces you to sell the company out from under me.

• 59:16H. Foley?

  I know. My arrogance.

• 59:18Speaker 01

  You're a, you're a tortured soul.

• 59:20H. Foley?

  I wanted to turn this into a black box theater. Do some of my work here. Dempsey Group said it'd be something in for me. For me, Kippy!

• 59:28Speaker 01

  You do do work here.

• 59:29Speaker 03

  We were not interested in that.

• 59:31Speaker 01

  Yes, thank you.

• 59:34H. Foley?

  Was it the bottom of the contract? I wrote that in. Ah, the black box theater's gonna be a handshake deal. Alright, let's run, go for it.

• 59:40Speaker 01

  You know what I had the thought of?

• 59:42H. Foley?

  What?

• 59:42Speaker 01

  This is stupid and this is how you go broke, but I'd like to try it.

• 59:45H. Foley?

  Okay, I'm in.

• 59:46Speaker 01

  Right? Um, what if we did a, uh, you know how, you know how the, the social clubs are big? What if we did a tooties?

• 59:53H. Foley?

  What's a social, I mean like a-

• 59:55Speaker 01

  Like it's a Soho House. Tooties House.

• 59:58H. Foley?

  Oh, like a membership?

• 59:59Speaker 01

  Membership.

• 59:59H. Foley?

  Now, you're not talking like what they got out there in like Brooklyn or Queens.

• 1:00:02Speaker 01

  What's that?

• 1:00:03H. Foley?

  You know. Those kinda social clubs?

• 1:00:05Speaker 01

  No.

• 1:00:05H. Foley?

  Espresso and wiretaps?

• 1:00:07Speaker 01

  Guy, who's obsessed with The Sopranos. No, not everything has to do with the mob. We live in reality.

• 1:00:12H. Foley?

  We should be checking this place for bugs too.

• 1:00:14Speaker 01

  Yeah, check your, check your hair, alright? Guy, hey, try to hit me. Um, yeah, we can rent out a place, make it tooties. People can come to town. They can visit tooties. Make a couple of bucks.

• 1:00:28H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 1:00:29Speaker 01

  Alright, guy does not get it.

• 1:00:30H. Foley?

  I'm, I'm trying to process it. Does it look like this?

• 1:00:34Speaker 01

  It can look like whatever you want it to look like.

• 1:00:34H. Foley?

  It's like a bar, but a membership.

• 1:00:36Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's a, it's a place. There's, you could, it's a place to go and hang. It's a social club.

• 1:00:41H. Foley?

  Okay. Let's do it.

• 1:00:43Speaker 01

  Alright, you know what? Your tepid response on it has made me-

• 1:00:45H. Foley?

  I'm just trying to understand it.

• 1:00:47Speaker 01

  I dunno, okay.

• 1:00:48H. Foley?

  Who's gonna pay for a membership if they're only here once a month? Or one, one, one time?

• 1:00:51Speaker 01

  It's not fucking ten grand a month here.

• 1:00:54Speaker 03

  The Dempsey Group would love to get in the Kevin Ryan business, any out possible.

• 1:00:57Speaker 01

  See, see, if you supported my ideas, then drag your feet and try to do-

• 1:01:01H. Foley?

  Oh, a social club. Oh yeah, that's awesome!

• 1:01:04Speaker 01

  And try to do poetry and check the fuck in from time to time.

• 1:01:06H. Foley?

  It wasn't poetry. Slam poets, different. It's poetry to a beat.

• 1:01:13H. Foley?

  Remember that got popular in the 90's?

• 1:01:16Speaker 01

  What?

• 1:01:17H. Foley?

  That kinda shit.

• 1:01:18Speaker 01

  Uh, Def Po- Def Jam poetry was big.

• 1:01:20H. Foley?

  Not Def Jam.

• 1:01:22Speaker 01

  Okay. Alright. You are clearly spiraling. You're in your head way too much.

• 1:01:30Speaker 01

  Let's, can we ask the question?

• 1:01:32H. Foley?

  That stunk too.

• 1:01:32Speaker 01

  What?

• 1:01:33H. Foley?

  That, not, not Def Jam. Def Jam was a force.

• 1:01:36Speaker 03

  As a Mrs. Seinfeld.

• 1:01:37Speaker 01

  Def Jam is a force. You know, with Def Jam and all.

• 1:01:39H. Foley?

  No, the Def Jam poetry. But this, this was, uh, like, in San Francisco. Like what Mike Myers did in I Married an Axe Murderer. It was like-

• 1:01:48Speaker 01

  Yeah, I wasn't, yeah, I wasn't in-

• 1:01:49H. Foley?

  Like coffee shop, coffee shop culture back then was so fucking lame. It was the end of the grunge. It got real weak. Weak. Lame.

• 1:02:01Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:02:02H. Foley?

  The Limp Bizkit came along. You were shook things up.

• 1:02:04Speaker 01

  I love like the lamest guy in the world calling something else lame is like insane.

• 1:02:11Speaker 01

  Yes, it's lame dude! Oh, is it guy who lives at his parents and will again five more times?

• 1:02:17H. Foley?

  I only have one sock on right now. I swear to god.

• 1:02:20Speaker 01

  You're sitting here fucking talking shit on people trying.

• 1:02:23H. Foley?

  I couldn't find any socks. I swear one. I switch them halfway through the day.

• 1:02:28Speaker 01

  It's on his cock.

• 1:02:29H. Foley?

  That's cool. I can't do that. It fall right off. Red Hot Chili Peppers did that. They came out to a show one time and all their noodles covered with socks.

• 1:02:37Speaker 01

  Were there balls tucked in there too?

• 1:02:38H. Foley?

  Yeah, you gotta tuck the ball. No one's got a, what are you talking about?

• 1:02:41Speaker 01

  A couple of fucking tube steaks.

• 1:02:44Speaker 01

  Alright-

• 1:02:45H. Foley?

  I heard Flea's got a big pee.

• 1:02:48Speaker 01

  You should read that in Gay Guy Quarterly.

• 1:02:51H. Foley?

  You could use a brush in on those choppers, though.

• 1:02:53Speaker 01

  Um, this one's...

• 1:02:55H. Foley?

  Go ahead.

• 1:02:56Speaker 01

  This one's, uh...I'm diverting this one to you, I'm saying.

• 1:02:59H. Foley?

  Please.

• 1:03:00Speaker 01

  As you're the...you're the king of the...you know, you're the authority on this. And I'm sure your answer's gonna come in a little skewed due to certain afflictions you have. Um, this is from Probably Gay, Definitely Drunk.

• 1:03:13H. Foley?

  I just picked my notes, sorry.

• 1:03:14Speaker 01

  Um, okay.

• 1:03:16H. Foley?

  But answer your...answer your question. I'm always open...I'm always here for you. My door's always open for you, Kevin.

• 1:03:24Speaker 01

  Who's...okay. That wasn't a question.

• 1:03:26H. Foley?

  Oh.

• 1:03:27Speaker 01

  You said to answer your question, "My door's always open for you." You wiped a booger on your pants that's probably gonna end up on my Dempsey jacket, which I'm okay with.

• 1:03:35H. Foley?

  Those things are going back.

• 1:03:36Speaker 01

  I know. Return them. That was a great bit. Gotta give it to you. Great bit. Too expensive. Um, this $10 Homey Never Had One read, "What's the earliest acceptable time to eat ice cream as an adult?"

• 1:03:49H. Foley?

  Huh.

• 1:03:50Speaker 01

  And give your indulgent answer? And give like what you...the gentleman answer that you know is true. Does that make sense?

• 1:04:00H. Foley?

  After breakfast.

• 1:04:03H. Foley?

  Right after breakfast. Is it coffee ice cream? You have that right when you wake up.

• 1:04:09H. Foley?

  I've had...

• 1:04:10Speaker 01

  I'm not...yeah, I know what you've had. We can all guess that. What do you think the acceptable time is?

• 1:04:17H. Foley?

  It's...

• 1:04:18Speaker 01

  Like what, if you were somewhere?

• 1:04:21H. Foley?

  Where am I?

• 1:04:23Speaker 01

  You're at a restaurant.

• 1:04:24H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 1:04:25Speaker 01

  For brunch. 11 o'clock.

• 1:04:27H. Foley?

  Oh.

• 1:04:28Speaker 01

  Guy gets...guy gets ice cream. Is that crazy? At what time are you seeing...

• 1:04:31H. Foley?

  I'm having a meal first, though, right?

• 1:04:32Speaker 01

  Uh, hold on. It's isn't you. Guy. Relax. I don't know why I'm saying guy so much. You see someone else eating ice cream. What time for you? Let's do that. Live in that world.

• 1:04:42H. Foley?

  Alright.

• 1:04:43Speaker 01

  Cause there's too many other questions.

• 1:04:44H. Foley?

  I'm at brunch. Who am I with?

• 1:04:46Speaker 01

  You're at whatever time it is.

• 1:04:47H. Foley?

  Who am I with?

• 1:04:48Speaker 01

  The Dempsey group.

• 1:04:49H. Foley?

  No, forget those guys. You guys are loot.

• 1:04:53Speaker 01

  Shit, he's looking at me.

• 1:04:56H. Foley?

  I'm gonna be with, uh...

• 1:04:57Speaker 01

  So you're by yourself.

• 1:04:58H. Foley?

  To brunch?

• 1:04:59Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 1:05:00H. Foley?

  What am I, a loser? I'm not eating brunch by myself.

• 1:05:03Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:05:03H. Foley?

  I don't!

• 1:05:04Speaker 01

  I'll just...

• 1:05:05H. Foley?

  I'll do breakfast by myself, but not brunch.

• 1:05:07Speaker 01

  Okay, you're at breakfast.

• 1:05:08H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 1:05:09Speaker 01

  This is a huge difference than when you eat flapjacks.

• 1:05:12H. Foley?

  I don't really eat pancakes.

• 1:05:14Speaker 01

  I'm a waffle man, everybody knows that. Um...

• 1:05:17H. Foley?

  Pepsi group knows that, that's what they got me.

• 1:05:20Speaker 01

  What? You look over. Or let's, let's put it this way. At what time do I, Kevin, order an ice cream and you go, "Whoa, that's early"?

• 1:05:32H. Foley?

  Yeah, my honest answer?

• 1:05:33Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:05:34H. Foley?

  I don't think there is a time. I'd be cool with it.

• 1:05:36Speaker 01

  I'm not saying you'd fucking yell at me. Can you answer the question?

• 1:05:40H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 1:05:40Speaker 01

  There's some sort of numerical time.

• 1:05:43H. Foley?

  Can I just ask you a couple of questions? Have we had a meal? Or are you getting that, like, I go to, I, I sit down, I order an omelet. Which now, just so everybody knows, my go-to omelet, go-to scrambled eggs, feta, scallions, and mushroom. It's a great combination. Cooks soft. I like it cooked soft. But it made me sick the other day.

• 1:06:04Speaker 01

  It's probably because you had seven of them. Hate that.

• 1:06:07H. Foley?

  I think it was the ice cream after. That's what I'm saying. Are we having a meal first? Or are you just ordering ice cream for breakfast?

• 1:06:15Speaker 01

  Both scenarios.

• 1:06:16H. Foley?

  Okay. If you're getting it after breakfast...

• 1:06:20Speaker 01

  I'm gonna kill myself.

• 1:06:21H. Foley?

  If you're getting it after breakfast, I'm okay with whatever time you get it. If you get it for breakfast, it's gotta be after 11:00.

• 1:06:28Speaker 01

  Then I would push back, that's not breakfast. After 11:00, if your first meal of the day, you have to choose... There's lunch menus out at that time.

• 1:06:35H. Foley?

  Regardless of what your...

• 1:06:37Speaker 01

  They don't serve breakfast at 11:00 at an airport, so...

• 1:06:39H. Foley?

  Regardless of what your cuisine is, whatever you have for the first meal of the day is considered breakfast. Whether that's a turkey club, a bowl of Grape-Nuts.

• 1:06:47Speaker 01

  I, I push back on that.

• 1:06:49H. Foley?

  What answer would you like?

• 1:06:51Speaker 01

  I'm... That wasn't, first of all, that's not the question. You're stating another fact that I'm, I'm pushing back on that. Okay.

• 1:06:58H. Foley?

  Ask me the question.

• 1:06:59Speaker 01

  You haven't answered the question that I've asked you nine times.

• 1:07:01H. Foley?

  Ask me the question!

• 1:07:03Speaker 01

  So you're saying there's no time?

• 1:07:05H. Foley?

  No, I'm not saying that.

• 1:07:06Speaker 01

  Okay, what are you saying?

• 1:07:07H. Foley?

  You cannot have ice cream before 9:30 a.m.

• 1:07:09Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:07:12H. Foley?

  But I have.

• 1:07:13Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 1:07:14H. Foley?

  But it was always left over from the night before.

• 1:07:20Speaker 01

  Okay. My answer is-

• 1:07:21H. Foley?

  I like that fudge brownie from Ben and Jerry's.

• 1:07:24Speaker 01

  As an adult-

• 1:07:25H. Foley?

  It's got my number.

• 1:07:28Speaker 01

  It's gotta be some sort of vacation and, and, and noon.

• 1:07:32H. Foley?

  Very good.

• 1:07:32Speaker 01

  And that's even early.

• 1:07:34H. Foley?

  Vacation?

• 1:07:35Speaker 01

  You gotta be somewhere and they have ice cream cone, you go, "Oh yeah," or the kids are getting it on the beach, you go, "You know what, I'll do a fucking..." But I mean, you can't, I mean, anything, but the fact that your number was 9:30 seems very early. Very early.

• 1:07:49H. Foley?

  What if you get up at 6?

• 1:07:51Speaker 01

  That's still early.

• 1:07:52H. Foley?

  How am I gonna get up at 6?

• 1:07:53Speaker 01

  Oh shit.

• 1:07:57H. Foley?

  I walked right in there. Woo wee!

• 1:07:59Speaker 01

  Uh, yeah, anything else to that's, as an adult, seems early, but hey, I'm not here to judge to each-

• 1:08:06H. Foley?

  For a guy who has a DC early in the morning, you're throwing a lot of shade?

• 1:08:11Speaker 01

  I would say a-

• 1:08:12H. Foley?

  I'm just kidding, I love DCs!

• 1:08:13Speaker 01

  A DC and ice cream are nowhere near each other. In any sort of way.

• 1:08:19H. Foley?

  Luke, what are your thoughts?

• 1:08:22Speaker 03

  I, vacation's a key factor in this. I would say 4 o'clock if it's a weekday.

• 1:08:27H. Foley?

  Holy shit. What, are we in the Army?

• 1:08:31Speaker 01

  Also like, dude, 9:30, that means you're, you're driving to work and there's a world where you're eating Ben and Jerry's ice cream is insane. That's wild, I'm sorry. I gotta, I, that's insane. If you're, if it can replace your coffee, it's too early.

• 1:08:45H. Foley?

  The idea of getting to work and having that little, "Oh, that's ice cream."

• 1:08:50Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:08:50H. Foley?

  Is crazy.

• 1:08:51Speaker 01

  Or you're, or you're like at your desk and someone's like, "Hey Henry, uh, you know, do you have the TPA?" And you turn around and you're fucking, you're, you're malling out-

• 1:08:59H. Foley?

  You gotta talk it out of it, I think. Still read the numbers?

• 1:09:02Speaker 01

  Alright, we gotta wrap it up.

• 1:09:04H. Foley?

  What a fun one, gang. Happy 2026 to everybody, we hope you have a safe and happy year. We love you, we're so excited about everything we got going on this year. We're gonna be doing some weekends on the tour. Big tour this year.

• 1:09:15Speaker 01

  That's all you got on what we're doing this year, and you looked at me to confirm. Ha ha ha. Gang, we fucking love ya, and we'll see ya next time!

• 1:09:23H. Foley?

  Yeah!