Ep 214: Andrew Santino in Downtown LA

This was filmed on December 17th, 2024. We are saddened by the events in Los Angeles and hope that all impacted can get the help they need from these devestating wildfires. Tonight we have the Whiskey Ginger himself, Andrew Santino, he joins the guys in Downtown LA in Sam's hotel room the day of the taping for Netflix Roast 2024. Great moments ahead, glad you chose to hang with us tonight! Support the show and sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://www.shopify.com/drunk Support the show and get 20% off your Chubbies order with promo code DRUNKS at https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/ Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBD WMBD Merch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/ WMBD Clips Page: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Check out Andrew on the road near you: https://www.andrewsantino.com Sam Morril: YouTube Channel: @sammorril Instagram: https://instagram.com/sammorril Tickets/Tour: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: YouTube Channel: @marknormand Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/marknormand Tickets/Tour: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets We Might Be Drunk is produced by Gotham Production Studios https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com/ @GothamProductionStudios Producer Matt Peters: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #wemightbedrunk #marknormand #sammorril #podcast #drunkpodcast #comedy #comedian #funny #gothampodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• 0:00Mark Normand?

  Heyyy

• 0:01Sam Morril?

  Whoa, whoa, whoa, the casting couch.

• 0:03Speaker 02

  Who's the room is this?

• 0:04Sam Morril?

  It's me, I'm a [bleep] pig, I'm sorry.

• 0:06Speaker 02

  This is how you live, huh?

• 0:08Sam Morril?

  That's how I travel.

• 0:16Speaker 02

  Okay, I gotta tell you guys something, man.

• 0:18Sam Morril?

  Uh oh. Yeah? Save it.

• 0:21Speaker 02

  This is very, um...

• 0:22Sam Morril?

  Save it, save it.

• 0:24Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 0:24Sam Morril?

  Unless it's not pod-worthy.

• 0:28Speaker 02

  No, I was just making fun of you guys.

• 0:29Sam Morril?

  Oh, please, yeah, yeah, save it then.

• 0:31Mark Normand?

  Zing.

• 0:31Sam Morril?

  Zing.

• 0:32Speaker 02

  Staying here.

• 0:33Mark Normand?

  How about that Shalamu on Theo, huh? That's quite a get.

• 0:36Speaker 02

  What happened?

• 0:37Mark Normand?

  He got Timothy Shalamu.

• 0:39Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, Tim Shalami. Yeah, that's fucking... Well, dude, he got the president elected, so you know? What's Shalami if you get the president elected?

• 0:47Mark Normand?

  Good point.

• 0:47Sam Morril?

  What, uh...

• 0:48Speaker 02

  Are we hugging close here? Look at my voice, huh?

• 0:50Sam Morril?

  Look at this, I love it.

• 0:51Speaker 02

  You're the only guys I know that'll, uh...

• 0:53Sam Morril?

  Is that young MJ?

• 0:55Speaker 02

  Look at that.

• 0:55Sam Morril?

  That's pretty cool.

• 0:56Speaker 02

  How great is that?

• 0:56Mark Normand?

  Oh, brawny.

• 0:57Speaker 02

  Ugh, watch it, dude.

• 0:59Sam Morril?

  What the hell?

• 0:59Speaker 02

  Watch it, dude!

• 1:01Sam Morril?

  No, his son, his son is actually more accomplished. His son fucked Larsa Pippin.

• 1:05Mark Normand?

  Wow, that's right!

• 1:07Speaker 02

  So cool to fuck your, your ex-teammates... Your, your father's ex-teammate's ex-wife?

• 1:12Sam Morril?

  It's, it's pretty dark.

• 1:14Speaker 02

  But didn't she... Are we rolling?

• 1:17Sam Morril?

  Yeah, we're rolling, what the hell?

• 1:19Speaker 02

  Didn't she jump around a lot?

• 1:20Sam Morril?

  She jumped around.

• 1:21Speaker 02

  Good for her.

• 1:22Sam Morril?

  I'm sure, I'm sure it's her revenge tour. Cause he was doing it during the plane days and she's like, "I'll get you back."

• 1:27Speaker 02

  I'll get you back.

• 1:28Mark Normand?

  Take it to the hole.

• 1:29Speaker 02

  Good for her, dude. Oh, nothing but net.

• 1:33Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:34Speaker 02

  You guys are the only guys I know that'll stay downtown Los Angeles.

• 1:37Mark Normand?

  Well, they put us here.

• 1:39Speaker 02

  Who put you here?

• 1:40Mark Normand?

  Netflix.

• 1:41Speaker 02

  Yeah, seems like it. That sounds like a Netflix move. Put him in a place that no one lives and nobody goes?

• 1:46Mark Normand?

  CISO put us in Covina.

• 1:50Mark Normand?

  That is too inside.

• 1:51Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's very inside baseball, yeah. It's inside LA, inside baseball.

• 1:55Sam Morril?

  Now, this is the bad... They, I did it as a cake a while back and they put me up in a shady fucking downtown.

• 2:01Mark Normand?

  It's a cake?

• 2:01Sam Morril?

  You walk two, two feet out and you're just like, ugh.

• 2:06Sam Morril?

  Needles, a bump.

• 2:07Speaker 02

  This, this is like, uh... This genuinely is like, as if somebody put... If I went to New York and they're like, "Yeah, we got you a great place out in Long Island." That's what this is like.

• 2:17Mark Normand?

  Exactly.

• 2:17Sam Morril?

  Is that bad?

• 2:18Speaker 02

  It was just, nobody goes down here.

• 2:19Mark Normand?

  Tim Dillon said this is the fifth time he's been downtown Los Angeles and he's lived here for years.

• 2:24Speaker 02

  Yeah, well, no, he comes for different reasons.

• 2:27Speaker 02

  There's a little walking strip for him down there, down by Staples.

• 2:32Mark Normand?

  There's a little boys town.

• 2:33Speaker 02

  Did you go by Staples? Or what is it called now?

• 2:36Mark Normand?

  Kobe Center?

• 2:37Speaker 02

  Crypto, crypto.

• 2:37Mark Normand?

  Crypto.

• 2:38Sam Morril?

  Oh shit, I didn't even know you were talking, I was like.

• 2:40Speaker 02

  It's right down the street.

• 2:41Mark Normand?

  Damn.

• 2:42Sam Morril?

  Wow, it is.

• 2:43Speaker 02

  No, this is really, no, downtown's gotten nicer, but I still, we still refuse to go down here. There's nothing here for us.

• 2:49Mark Normand?

  I tweeted about the show, like, come to the Netflix table, and everybody's like, downtown, are you crazy?

• 2:53Speaker 02

  Wait, oh, it's happening down here?

• 2:54Sam Morril?

  Yeah, that's why we're here, yeah.

• 2:55Mark Normand?

  Three minutes away.

• 2:56Speaker 02

  Smart, smart for Netflix. Good for Netflix, dude. Good to be here, boys. The jokes were good last night.

• 3:01Mark Normand?

  Thank you, I'm working on them.

• 3:03Speaker 02

  Dude, it's funny to watch you guys go through it and then have you smack each other when you're like, see, that did work.

• 3:09Mark Normand?

  Nah, I know.

• 3:10Sam Morril?

  Riding together the whole flight.

• 3:12Speaker 02

  But it is funny that you were like, certain, certain jokes, uh, um, see, I have no back on this, I'm like gonna fall in this window. Can I scoot this thing over, or no?

• 3:20Mark Normand?

  Is it out of frame?

• 3:21Speaker 02

  Because I'm like falling through this thing.

• 3:23Mark Normand?

  You got no back.

• 3:24Speaker 02

  Hold on.

• 3:24Mark Normand?

  You're gonna pull an Eric Clapton's kid right out the window.

• 3:27Speaker 02

  Here, I'll roll it over.

• 3:29Mark Normand?

  Tears in Heaven?

• 3:29Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 3:30Mark Normand?

  There we go.

• 3:31Sam Morril?

  I saw that song in the grocery store the other day, it's a depressing grocery store song.

• 3:34Speaker 02

  Tears in Heaven. Depends on what you're shopping for. If you're really having a low, oh, we'll wait, we'll wait, hold on, sorry. I had to move, but I had to have a back, because otherwise I'm gonna fall backwards through the.

• 3:44Mark Normand?

  Still better than when you hear a whap at the dentist.

• 3:47Speaker 02

  No, I love that. That gets me ready for a teeth cleaning, dude.

• 3:51Mark Normand?

  Gotta suck that, that, uh, liquid. Um, how about this, we're growing up, you came here at 11 a.m. I wouldn't do anything at 11 a.m. four years ago.

• 4:01Speaker 02

  See, I'm not the, I've always been this way. I'm not like the comic, I don't sleep until 2, 3 p.m.

• 4:06Mark Normand?

  Really?

• 4:07Speaker 02

  I don't do it, no. I don't know why. I sleep, I get up at like 7:30 every day.

• 4:11Mark Normand?

  Wow, what about the drinking nights?

• 4:13Speaker 02

  Still.

• 4:14Mark Normand?

  Damn.

• 4:15Speaker 02

  You gotta go, go, jump in the, jump in the cold plunge.

• 4:18Sam Morril?

  Do you do the plunge?

• 4:19Speaker 02

  I love it, dude.

• 4:19Sam Morril?

  Are we douchebags?

• 4:20Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 4:20Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 4:21Speaker 02

  Yeah, 100%.

• 4:21Mark Normand?

  Good for the organs.

• 4:22Speaker 02

  Dude, I'm 41 years old, I'm not trying, I'm not trying to be cool anymore. It's, I'm done, I play with my dog, I go in the cold plunge, I play with my dog in the morning.

• 4:29Sam Morril?

  How cold do you make it?

• 4:30Speaker 02

  So, the, it's set at 40, anywhere from 46 to 49, I think is the highest.

• 4:36Sam Morril?

  It's not that bad.

• 4:37Speaker 02

  No, when it's 42 is my like, right below, right above 40 is like, that's when it gets you.

• 4:42Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 4:43Speaker 02

  Your dick disappears.

• 4:44Sam Morril?

  It's in my body.

• 4:45Speaker 02

  Dude, it's fascinating. It's cool to see how small your dick can get.

• 4:48Sam Morril?

  It's amazing.

• 4:48Mark Normand?

  I already know. I don't need the plunge.

• 4:52Speaker 02

  If I was gonna get into a fight in this day and age, I'd wanna get into a cold plunge first. Get your dick close to your body.

• 4:59Sam Morril?

  My dick looks like a puppy's tail. It's brutal.

• 5:02Mark Normand?

  That little wag, like the chop tail. It is nice that your body's like, hey, we're gonna protect your dick in this time of trauma.

• 5:09Speaker 02

  Dude, your balls go way up.

• 5:11Mark Normand?

  That's nice.

• 5:11Speaker 02

  It is kinda cool.

• 5:12Sam Morril?

  It's scary when they kinda go in your body.

• 5:13Speaker 02

  They go in your body, yeah.

• 5:14Sam Morril?

  It's weird.

• 5:15Speaker 02

  For safety, dude.

• 5:16Mark Normand?

  It's kinda like when your kid gets molested, he blocks it out, repressed memory.

• 5:19Speaker 02

  You wanna tell us something?

• 5:20Mark Normand?

  Sure. It was 81.

• 5:23Speaker 02

  You weren't touched as a kid, were you?

• 5:25Mark Normand?

  I wish I was.

• 5:26Speaker 02

  Come on, tell me the truth.

• 5:27Mark Normand?

  No, I don't think so. I had a lot of intruders in the house.

• 5:30Speaker 02

  Yeah, cuz you had that house that's like the house of horror. You had like a haunted house of...

• 5:34Mark Normand?

  Completely. I think there was a guy at my house once and like walked by my bed and I pushed it out cuz I dream about that all the time.

• 5:40Speaker 02

  I went to your city. I was just in New Orleans.

• 5:42Sam Morril?

  Great city.

• 5:44Speaker 02

  Interesting.

• 5:44Mark Normand?

  It's got its ups and downs.

• 5:45Sam Morril?

  Tough comedy city, but great city.

• 5:47Speaker 02

  Tough comedy city. I don't know why. It's so weird.

• 5:49Mark Normand?

  How'd it go? Did you sell any tickets?

• 5:50Speaker 02

  I did a little bit. We chat, we texted cuz I was like, dude, I can't sell your city for some reason. Like, the whole tour is sold out and I couldn't... I did fine. I think I ended up like eight, that's me.

• 5:59Mark Normand?

  Thank you.

• 5:59Speaker 02

  And I don't wanna share with you.

• 6:00Mark Normand?

  I understand.

• 6:01Speaker 02

  Not after what you did last night.

• 6:02Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 6:03Speaker 02

  I think it was like 80 something, 89, 90 percent.

• 6:08Mark Normand?

  Oh, that's good for New Orleans. That's huge.

• 6:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, dude, it was so hard, but the crowd was great. So I was like, I don't know. I think the people that do come out really, really wanna see comedy.

• 6:17Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 6:18Speaker 02

  But I think it just doesn't have it embedded in the culture.

• 6:20Mark Normand?

  No.

• 6:20Sam Morril?

  There's not a comedy club.

• 6:21Speaker 02

  No, I know, but there's never have been. There never has been, right?

• 6:23Mark Normand?

  They open and close.

• 6:24Speaker 02

  What's the main, what's that main drag? The parade was going on down there?

• 6:26Mark Normand?

  Bourbon.

• 6:27Speaker 02

  No, no, no, not Bourbon Street, the bigger one. It's a four-lane canal.

• 6:30Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 6:31Speaker 02

  That is like Grand Theft Auto Live, dude. That's insane. It's gross.

• 6:34Mark Normand?

  It's wild.

• 6:35Speaker 02

  We went to get my, Laura Peak, who opens with me.

• 6:38Mark Normand?

  I love Peak.

• 6:39Speaker 02

  Dude, she's so good.

• 6:40Mark Normand?

  She's great and great hang.

• 6:41Speaker 02

  She wanted to go get some smokes and I said, alright, let's go. So we go out, we're gonna go get lunch and get some cigarettes and... I was like, dude, let's just postmate it. I don't wanna be on Canal. It was chaos.

• 6:51Mark Normand?

  It's wild.

• 6:51Speaker 02

  It's zombie, it's zombie daylight, fentanyl slumping.

• 6:54Mark Normand?

  Yes.

• 6:55Speaker 02

  And they're y'all yelling at you. See, the homeless here don't yell at you.

• 6:57Sam Morril?

  The trick is to just jog everywhere.

• 7:00Speaker 02

  Yeah, sprinting everywhere.

• 7:01Sam Morril?

  Ugly when you're jogging, they're like, eh, I don't want to deal with that.

• 7:04Speaker 02

  It's not worth it.

• 7:04Mark Normand?

  It's true.

• 7:05Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 7:05Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 7:05Speaker 02

  No, it was a fun city, but it's also, um.

• 7:08Mark Normand?

  It's, it's wilder than New York.

• 7:09Speaker 02

  It's so interesting, man.

• 7:10Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 7:11Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 7:11Speaker 02

  It's just a, it's just a, I can't figure it out. Like, I can't wrap my head around what it is.

• 7:15Sam Morril?

  What's it called, the funeral, like the cemetery?

• 7:17Mark Normand?

  Second line?

• 7:17Sam Morril?

  The cemetery, where they did Easy Rider, you know?

• 7:20Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 7:21Sam Morril?

  That's, we passed that, I'm like, that's fucking crazy. Just, it's just a cemetery, just like above.

• 7:25Mark Normand?

  Above ground, mausoleums, because of the flooding.

• 7:27Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 7:28Speaker 02

  Yeah, it'll happen again.

• 7:29Mark Normand?

  Yeah, during Katrina, there were bodies floating.

• 7:31Sam Morril?

  Wow.

• 7:31Mark Normand?

  It's, it's a voodoo, it's a dark city.

• 7:33Speaker 02

  Anybody you knew, anybody you recognized?

• 7:34Mark Normand?

  Sandra Jackson and Paul Perdomo and Emerald was in there, I think.

• 7:39Speaker 02

  Emerald Lagasse, he's gone? No, he's still around.

• 7:42Mark Normand?

  He will be.

• 7:42Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 7:43Mark Normand?

  I mean, that cholesterol's coming. Bam!

• 7:45Sam Morril?

  He's like one of the fat ones.

• 7:47Mark Normand?

  You gotta be a fat.

• 7:48Sam Morril?

  Well, Bobby Flay is like in great shape.

• 7:50Speaker 02

  Yeah, see, I don't trust a skinny chef.

• 7:51Mark Normand?

  He's too hot.

• 7:52Speaker 02

  Skinny chef is a weird.

• 7:53Mark Normand?

  Exactly.

• 7:54Speaker 02

  If you're a, a female chef and you're skinny, fine, but if you're a fat, you're, if you're a skinny male chef, I just, I don't, I don't know. What do you, what are you focusing on?

• 8:03Mark Normand?

  Exactly.

• 8:04Sam Morril?

  Pussy.

• 8:05Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 8:06Sam Morril?

  Bobby Flay shows like one chef and one young actress he's fucking to the judges.

• 8:10Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 8:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 8:12Mark Normand?

  I don't like it.

• 8:13Speaker 02

  His daughter is like a famous something, somebody told me.

• 8:16Mark Normand?

  Hmm.

• 8:16Speaker 02

  I don't know if she's a chef or something, but she's famous something, and she's apparently good looking. So she's neck and mind.

• 8:22Mark Normand?

  He's a hunk.

• 8:23Sam Morril?

  Well, his ex-wife was the hot lady from Law and Order, right?

• 8:26Speaker 02

  Oh, that's right.

• 8:26Mark Normand?

  Oriska Harkitay?

• 8:27Sam Morril?

  No.

• 8:28Speaker 02

  No, no, no, no, no, no.

• 8:29Sam Morril?

  The blonde one.

• 8:29Speaker 02

  Yeah, I don't remember that.

• 8:30Sam Morril?

  The DA. He wasn't Paul and Detective Poon, he was Paul and DA Poon.

• 8:34Speaker 02

  Entry, entry level.

• 8:35Mark Normand?

  He's on the body.

• 8:36Speaker 02

  You gotta move up. Dude, boys, how's the bodega cat?

• 8:39Mark Normand?

  Hey, we're cooking, we're in the store now, the factory, the other one.

• 8:43Sam Morril?

  Yeah, I don't know why it's all right, but it's moving for sure. Like Laugh Factory Improv and Comedy Store are all gonna.

• 8:48Mark Normand?

  Come on, Flap.

• 8:49Speaker 02

  Seriously?

• 8:49Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 8:49Speaker 02

  That's great, man. That is fantastic. No, I think it's, it's funny because it's like starting a brand, starting your own is so tough. And I know Bert and Tom tried to, they're doing vodka, I think.

• 9:00Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 9:00Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's tough.

• 9:01Sam Morril?

  We appreciate it. I mean, they, Bert even said, he's like, we don't want to step on you guys with the whiskey, so we're doing vodka, which, you know.

• 9:06Mark Normand?

  Come on, that's very nice.

• 9:07Speaker 02

  Vodka's tough, I have zero interest in vodka.

• 9:09Mark Normand?

  Oh, I like a vodka.

• 9:10Speaker 02

  You do?

• 9:10Sam Morril?

  I like a martini, but like. But then, but the real martini people will tell you, you're fooling yourself. It's not a martini with vodka, it's only a martini with gin.

• 9:17Mark Normand?

  Vodka's better.

• 9:18Speaker 02

  Vodka's an alcoholic's drink.

• 9:20Mark Normand?

  Ain't that the truth?

• 9:21Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's fake. It takes on the taste of whatever you put it with, so it's a fake drink.

• 9:25Mark Normand?

  Oh, interesting.

• 9:26Speaker 02

  I think liquor has to be, it has to be flavored and cultured enough on its own that you should be able to enjoy it on its own. If it's good liquor.

• 9:33Sam Morril?

  No personality.

• 9:34Speaker 02

  Right, vodka's boring.

• 9:35Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 9:36Speaker 02

  Vodka's a skinny female chef.

• 9:38Mark Normand?

  Oh, that's good.

• 9:40Speaker 02

  There's nothing there.

• 9:41Sam Morril?

  Wow.

• 9:41Mark Normand?

  Yeah, skinny chef, it's like a stable stripper. I don't like it.

• 9:44Speaker 02

  What are we talking about?

• 9:45Mark Normand?

  Yeah, I need some trauma, I need some mental illness.

• 9:48Speaker 02

  It's like a hooker that chats too much. Get the business. Yeah, vodka, vodka, vodka just goes with whatever it's with, which is why I never, and even like in high school, when people go get like a bottle of vodka to put with like a mixer, I was always like, not interested, just go get me some dark stuff.

• 10:05Mark Normand?

  It's a little amateur, but the hangover's better.

• 10:07Speaker 02

  For vodka?

• 10:08Mark Normand?

  Yeah, clear is better.

• 10:09Sam Morril?

  If you're drinking good vodka, not if you're drinking pop off or some shit.

• 10:13Speaker 02

  I'll have me some pop off, so that's good, dirty boy stuff. That's when you want to disappear into the night, and the moon comes up and goes, let's go to bed, dude.

• 10:20Mark Normand?

  By the way, Chatty Hooker, they should have the Uber thing, where they go, do you want a conversation or no? That should be a pre-rec.

• 10:27Speaker 02

  What did it say on the Uber now that it says like, you know how they tell you that they're deaf or whatever, like?

• 10:31Mark Normand?

  Yes, I love deaf drivers.

• 10:33Speaker 02

  Me too, well, they're not, none of them, I've had three of them and they're not.

• 10:36Sam Morril?

  You should be able to request deaf or foreign.

• 10:38Mark Normand?

  Yes.

• 10:39Speaker 02

  Well, you know, you notice this now, is like the driver that drove me here, he's a super nice guy, and I'm on the phone talking to a friend about getting a real ID, you know, like a you have to have now like your driver's license, and there's what's called a real ID here in California, to be able to travel. Everyone has to have a real ID.

• 10:55Sam Morril?

  Like enhanced, is that what they call it?

• 10:56Speaker 02

  Do you know what this is? He's not, yeah, you have to have a real ID at some point, they won't let you travel with your driver's license.

• 11:01Mark Normand?

  What, what's the difference?

• 11:02Speaker 02

  This year.

• 11:04Mark Normand?

  Weird.

• 11:05Speaker 02

  It's just, it's just government verified. It's more money for the government. It's just another branch they created to get more money.

• 11:09Mark Normand?

  I do the digital face at the airport now. It's pretty great.

• 11:11Speaker 02

  I couldn't give it up, dude.

• 11:12Mark Normand?

  I know. I don't, I'm so lazy.

• 11:14Sam Morril?

  You're one of those?

• 11:14Speaker 02

  I can't do the digital face at the airport.

• 11:16Sam Morril?

  Why?

• 11:16Speaker 02

  I don't know what, something about it freaks me out.

• 11:18Mark Normand?

  Well, they got your retina now.

• 11:19Speaker 02

  The clear?

• 11:20Mark Normand?

  I do the clear, the digital, and the pre.

• 11:22Speaker 02

  I stopped doing the clear because that's a scam. The TSA is just as quick as a clear.

• 11:26Mark Normand?

  Sometimes it's longer.

• 11:27Sam Morril?

  You know, it's certain airports, you never know.

• 11:29Speaker 02

  I just, I can't do it. But she was talking about the, getting the real ID or whatever, and then I'm, I'm like, what's the difference? And then the driver turns around and shows me, he's like, this is real ID has California bear in the top right corner. He's like talking while he's driving. He's listening to my whole conversation.

• 11:44Mark Normand?

  Oh, should've gotten the deaf guy.

• 11:45Speaker 02

  I know.

• 11:46Sam Morril?

  Don't get the ID. We had that last night. Mark and I were going through the set, and we're literally going back and forth, and this guy keeps going, what's going on with the cops? We're like, we don't, why would we know?

• 11:53Mark Normand?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 11:53Speaker 02

  How's that our thing?

• 11:55Mark Normand?

  I know, we're trying to go over jokes. Talking about the WNBA.

• 11:58Speaker 02

  You guys did great last night, though. That Netflix thing is gonna be fun. It's gonna be good because you guys are in it.

• 12:02Mark Normand?

  Thanks, we'll see.

• 12:04Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, it will be. It's gotta be. It's not live, is it live?

• 12:07Mark Normand?

  Live crowd, taped, edited.

• 12:08Speaker 02

  Tape, taped, edited.

• 12:09Sam Morril?

  We were nervous because we, we pushed Dane Cook's set back too, and we're like, we don't want to be the New York guys doing that shit.

• 12:15Mark Normand?

  Right.

• 12:15Speaker 02

  It was eight minutes.

• 12:16Sam Morril?

  I know, but we, we don't, we've never met him either, so we, after the set, we gave the, hey man, how are, you know, we, we tried to charm him a little bit.

• 12:24Speaker 02

  He was fine. He didn't care. I mean, I don't really care. He doesn't care about that shit.

• 12:27Sam Morril?

  He was very nice, but we just, you know.

• 12:28Speaker 02

  Don't we all know by now, though? Comedy's never on time.

• 12:31Mark Normand?

  Ain't that the truth?

• 12:32Speaker 02

  Comedy's never on time. Especially in LA. Yeah, it's like, it's never on time.

• 12:35Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 12:35Speaker 02

  Well, the Cellar, sometimes if I'm in New York for a while and they send me those like sets, and like, man, these are so close to each other, but then you're like, it's not, it's never gonna happen on time.

• 12:42Mark Normand?

  20 minutes, add an extra 25 every time.

• 12:44Speaker 02

  It's never on time.

• 12:44Sam Morril?

  We did, uh...

• 12:45Mark Normand?

  Chocolate Sundays, speaking of late.

• 12:47Sam Morril?

  Speaking of late, dude, we did Laugh Factory. I hope we can find the footage of us running the roast at Laugh Factory and D-Ray Davis's show last night.

• 12:56Mark Normand?

  It was bad.

• 12:56Sam Morril?

  Talk about fucking bombing.

• 12:58Speaker 02

  At Chocolate Sundays?

• 12:59Sam Morril?

  We were just bombing.

• 13:00Mark Normand?

  D-Ray's show at, at, uh, improv.

• 13:02Speaker 02

  Oh, what's that one called? It's gotta have a fun name.

• 13:04Sam Morril?

  It doesn't.

• 13:05Mark Normand?

  I think it was called Sickles Cell. I can't remember. It was something crazy.

• 13:08Speaker 02

  Glaucoma presents.

• 13:09Sam Morril?

  It, it was called You Should Not Have Said That.

• 13:11Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 13:12Sam Morril?

  They hate it. Dude, we, we got off, what was the line the guy, last night, what did the guy say, D, when we were getting offstage?

• 13:18Mark Normand?

  Oh, man.

• 13:18Sam Morril?

  This is the worst fucking part.

• 13:19Mark Normand?

  So we had a rough bomb, and I'm walking offstage, and this black guy's with his wife, and he goes, dude, dude, what, you're in a show, right? You're in a show. And I jokingly said, To Catch a Predator. He goes, that's it.

• 13:28Sam Morril?

  That's how bad a set it was. He was like, this guy's only work.

• 13:32Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 13:33Speaker 02

  Dude, I love, I, I love when a black dude will recognize me, but not know where I'm from. Like on a, I was on a plane and he was standing, you know, I'm sitting down and I'm looking on my phone and he's in line boarding the plane and he goes, yo, ayo. And then I looked up and he goes, you that dude from that, uh, yo, you that dude, right? And I was like, oh, hey, man, you know, and I'm trying to, cause it's, you know what I mean? Like it's a quiet, but I'm like, yeah, and it's like 10:30 in the morning.

• 13:58Mark Normand?

  Right.

• 13:58Speaker 02

  And then, and then he goes, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, bro, bro. And he turns and his buddy is in the, still in the, what is that called? Uh, the, you know, the.

• 14:05Mark Normand?

  The jetway?

• 14:06Speaker 02

  The jetway, yeah, he's still on the jet bridge. And he turns into the jet bridge and goes, ayo. It's that dude from the, uh, what's, come on, man. Yeah, come here. And his boy like looks up and he goes, yo, that is that dude. And I was like, oh my, but it made me feel good.

• 14:18Mark Normand?

  Was it Lil Dicky's show, you think?

• 14:19Speaker 02

  Probably, yeah, a hundred percent, yeah.

• 14:21Sam Morril?

  That's gotta be it.

• 14:21Speaker 02

  Yeah, he doesn't know me from anything else.

• 14:22Sam Morril?

  That show's huge.

• 14:23Speaker 02

  It was, yeah, it was.

• 14:24Sam Morril?

  You're great on that show.

• 14:25Mark Normand?

  You can act, man.

• 14:26Speaker 02

  It was alright, it was fun, it's over now. Wait, this is funny, this reminds me of when I first moved to LA.

• 14:32Speaker 02

  At, uh, at the improv is, um, used to be called Mo Betta Mondays.

• 14:36Mark Normand?

  Hmm.

• 14:37Speaker 02

  I think that was D-Ray's old show. I don't know, I don't know who did it.

• 14:39Mark Normand?

  That might've been it.

• 14:40Speaker 02

  But it was Mo Betta Mondays and, uh, I was like 23 or 22 years old. And I, you know, when you're first in the club scene, you like, don't know how to, you know, you're like, I'm a comedian. Is that okay if I just hang out somewhere?

• 14:51Mark Normand?

  Sure.

• 14:52Speaker 02

  And the door guys are like, get the fuck out of here. Like they don't want, you know, they don't care.

• 14:55Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 14:55Speaker 02

  And the guy was like, uh, yeah, you could just go sit by the bar. And I was like, okay. And he's like, but, but get in line over here first. And I was like, oh, what, what is this? He's like, you gotta go through the metal detector. And I went through the metal detector and they made me take off, uh, my pockets. I was like, I've never seen this before. And I sit at the bar and Eddie, who's not there anymore, a bartender and one of like the, the, one of the best dudes. I said to him, I go, excuse me, why is there a metal detector? And he's making drinks, he goes, it's Mo Betta Mondays.

• 15:21Speaker 02

  And it slipped on me and I was like, what do you mean? He goes, it's Mo Betta Mondays. And then walked away, I was like, right, okay, right on.

• 15:28Mark Normand?

  Yeah. We had a similar thing, we walked in, the guy goes, it's gonna be late. Like you're gonna, you're gonna be here a while.

• 15:33Sam Morril?

  We got a message, and we got a message, it's, it's, it's usually late.

• 15:36Speaker 02

  It's late, yeah.

• 15:36Sam Morril?

  Usually get the, it's never, it's usually.

• 15:38Speaker 02

  It's very late, yeah.

• 15:39Mark Normand?

  It's a cultural thing.

• 15:40Sam Morril?

  Oh dude, how about Laugh Factory, our friend, uh, Matt Herman, who runs Bodega Cat, is in the back and he just overhears two black guy go to his girlfriend, I hear these guys are racist. Where, what the fuck is that even mean?

• 15:53Speaker 02

  Yeah, I wasn't at that show. What are they talking about? Dude, that's my thing. That's my thing.

• 15:57Sam Morril?

  That's an insane thing to say.

• 15:57Mark Normand?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 15:58Speaker 02

  I hear these guys are racist.

• 16:00Mark Normand?

  Good times.

• 16:00Speaker 02

  Well, you're a laugh act. You should have pulled a Kramer. Do the thing, you know, throwback.

• 16:03Sam Morril?

  We thought about it.

• 16:04Speaker 02

  Throwback, dude.

• 16:06Mark Normand?

  You had a better set.

• 16:08Sam Morril?

  He did better than we did.

• 16:09Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 16:10Sam Morril?

  It was a...

• 16:10Speaker 02

  That video's still embedded into everybody's brain. Forever a piece of cultural history.

• 16:15Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 16:15Sam Morril?

  Watching him have a meltdown. Was that the first viral video?

• 16:17Mark Normand?

  It was the first cellphone thing.

• 16:18Speaker 02

  It was the first, like, you know, you know how now everyone's got a video of someone doing something wild? They can, you can't believe they caught it on camera? That was the first, how did you catch that on camera?

• 16:28Mark Normand?

  Totally.

• 16:29Speaker 02

  Like, how did that even get on, like, no one was recording at shows back then.

• 16:32Mark Normand?

  I guess a guy whipped out a Nokia or something, because that shit was on.

• 16:36Speaker 02

  Some guy was playing Snake and was like, hold on one second. I gotta get this on camera. That's still, to this day, we watch it. Me and a couple buddies, we'll send it to each other like once a year, just to re, it's just so funny, dude.

• 16:46Sam Morril?

  It's brutal.

• 16:47Speaker 02

  It's so funny, it's insane.

• 16:48Mark Normand?

  That guy from the sitcom saying that shit is a crazy...

• 16:51Speaker 02

  To watch a man collapse, though, is kind of beautiful onstage.

• 16:54Mark Normand?

  And we've all been there.

• 16:55Speaker 02

  Yeah, well, not there.

• 16:58Sam Morril?

  Got destroyed by a Motorola Razr, you know? It's a throwback.

• 17:02Mark Normand?

  And then Tosh had that similar thing. That was kind of around that, too. He had the rape joke.

• 17:07Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 17:07Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, yeah, but that was, but again, this is like embedded in his comedy set.

• 17:12Mark Normand?

  That's true.

• 17:12Speaker 02

  Doesn't matter.

• 17:13Sam Morril?

  And a workout show, and Tosh had the chops. It was different.

• 17:16Mark Normand?

  Of course.

• 17:16Speaker 02

  But that doesn't matter to him anyway. That's like a, what does he give a shit? A joke gone awry is meaningless.

• 17:21Mark Normand?

  No, that's nothing.

• 17:22Speaker 02

  Especially nowadays, too. We're all throwing so much stuff out there now.

• 17:26Mark Normand?

  Jeez, I know.

• 17:26Speaker 02

  That it just doesn't really, it doesn't really land.

• 17:28Mark Normand?

  They devour the content. It's like, you can't fill that hole.

• 17:32Speaker 02

  Yeah, but I think it's gonna change. Something's coming. I said that to a friend the other day. I was like, something's changing, I think. I think that...

• 17:38Mark Normand?

  Yeah, there's a fatigue.

• 17:39Speaker 02

  Yeah, I think people are just tired of like, a billion clips and...

• 17:42Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 17:43Speaker 02

  A billion crowd work clips, and I think people have seen so much now that they're checked out. I don't know what the next revolution will be, but...

• 17:49Mark Normand?

  I think longer, like these guys Josh Johnson types are doing like 25 minutes.

• 17:54Sam Morril?

  Shows will come back. Dude, we gotta ask you something, actually, because Mark Met Larry, David...

• 17:58Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 17:58Sam Morril?

  Had a, oh, social interaction. I had a quick one. It was pretty good. You were on Curb.

• 18:03Speaker 02

  I did an episode of Curb, yeah. I did one episode of Curb, but it was amazing for me. It was like...

• 18:08Sam Morril?

  Mocha Joe.

• 18:09Speaker 02

  I was teed up to win. Yeah, Mocha Joe's episode. I was teed up to win pretty hard, I will be honest. Like, I went in there... You know, with so much ammunition because the casting director is the first, is the person that put me in my very first thing too. Wow. She supported me a lot in my career. So she was great. She was like, this is for you to lose. All you have to do is go in and, and be yourself. Like, don't screw yourself. And I knew her. In the room was Larry, one of the writers, the casting director, and then at the time, her, uh, associate, I don't even know what to call him, but he's now at Netflix, which is great. He's, he's now moved on to. But, so it was a room full of people that's like, I'm bound to win because it's just Larry's the only guy I'm trying to impress. And this is the audition?

• 18:52Speaker 02

  Yeah, this is the audition. And they give you a, they gave me a, um, they give you a character breakdown. Hmm. And there's no scene. They just tell you what the details of the character are. So, this one was, I actually originally auditioned for the guy whose, um, dog was Adolf. Oh, yeah. Remember that? Yeah. His dog's name was Adolf and, you know, and they're like, that's a particular, that's an interesting name. So I auditioned for that and, uh, I played it up and then Larry was. Oh, is that when he says hail Hitler to the dog? Yeah, exactly. Yeah, so good. He, so I played it up a little bit as the character and did like a little bit of a German accent for him. And he liked it. I could tell, like, I could tell he was interested. And then, um, she's like, uh, takes me in the hallway and she goes, give it a second. She goes, talks to Larry. She comes back out and she's like,

• 19:35Speaker 02

  Larry, Larry says that you don't, you don't look like one of these Aryan guys. You're a redhead. Like, you don't look like this Aryan Ger-. It's like, it's not gonna work. You don't fit the look. And I was like, fuck, alright. So I was ready to get in my car and she's like, no, no, hold on, hold, hold one second. She went back in. They talked for another three minutes. She comes back out and she's like, he wants you to do this other one. Will you try this other one? Hmm. Whatever, fucking fine. So she hands me the paper. I went out into the hallway. They took one more audition. And then, uh, I was like, I'm ready. I can go now. She's like, you don't want any more time to prepare? And I was like, no, no, no, I can, I'll do this. So it was the guy that invented the P-cube, the urinal where the door shuts. Yes. And I went in the room and I said, I think off the bat, I did the bit, Larry and I were just improv-ing.

• 20:17Speaker 02

  And I did the bit where I was like, yeah, depending on your penis size, the door automatically sensors, how big or small your cock is, and that depends on how the, the. shifts up and down and it'll go doot doot doot small penis detected and it'll move down and Larry started chuckling a little bit and so I just went in harder on this

• 20:34Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 20:34Speaker 02

  Of like, you know, I was like, oh, and then, you know, not only recognize like the length of your penis, but the girth may matter, you know, so I just kept going on and he was he and then he broke like two times, maybe like just laughing out loud and then halfway through he was like, get out of here, get the fuck, get out of here, get the fuck out of here.

• 20:50Mark Normand?

  Damn, that's amazing.

• 20:52Speaker 02

  Laughing and he was like, get the fuck out of here, you're get out of here, you're good, get out of here.

• 20:55Mark Normand?

  Oh, that's incredible.

• 20:56Speaker 02

  So I called my, I called my wife on the way home and I was like, look, dude, if all the, I've done hundreds of auditions. I was like, there's no way that I didn't get that because it was so fun. I was like, they'll throw me in something.

• 21:07Mark Normand?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 21:08Speaker 02

  He was having a good time. It was like, even if they put me in the background as like a one, I didn't care.

• 21:12Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 21:12Speaker 02

  And then they called me later that day and they were like, yeah, Larry wants you to do that bit. So it was great. And on the day it was a joke for me because JB walked, he came on set and saw me and was like, oh, check it out. And so then it made me feel comfortable and he wasn't even in the scene. He put himself in the scene.

• 21:30Mark Normand?

  Whoa.

• 21:31Speaker 02

  Larry and Larry, you could tell was like, just get out for this one. Just get out. Their relationship is so exactly the show. It's great.

• 21:38Mark Normand?

  Amazing.

• 21:38Speaker 02

  He was like, he's like, come on, come on, get out, please get out. And JB wanted to keep inserting. So he just kind of got in the scene and it made it even better. And then Jeff was there. So it was like, he knew me from stand up. It was, it just felt comfortable. So I didn't have the fear, but in the morning I was tripped out. I was like, fuck dude, am I gotta be so good in front of Larry?

• 21:57Mark Normand?

  And there's no script?

• 21:58Speaker 02

  No, and I was just nervous because you don't want to over improv with him. I was like, I don't want him to be like, stop it. I don't want that.

• 22:04Mark Normand?

  Right, right.

• 22:05Speaker 02

  Like, dude, calm down. You're doing too, you're doing way too much. So in the morning I was nervous as shit, but then once I got there and saw JB, I was like, we're good.

• 22:13Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 22:13Speaker 02

  It just like, it just broke me open. Then I didn't care and Larry was really playful and such a rad dude. I know, I don't know if he had a bad experience, dude, but he's,

• 22:21Mark Normand?

  Well, I did an audition.

• 22:22Speaker 02

  The man.

• 22:22Mark Normand?

  I did a self tape and it says in the notes, don't try to be funny.

• 22:25Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 22:26Mark Normand?

  Which is the hardest note. Not saying we can't not be funny, but you're like, well, how do I do it? Do I do it straight? Do I do it?

• 22:32Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 22:33Sam Morril?

  They want you to be straight because he's the funny guy. I mean, they want it.

• 22:35Mark Normand?

  But you were funny.

• 22:36Speaker 02

  Yeah, but they want you to, they, but, but I was.

• 22:38Sam Morril?

  Funny playing the straight, that's what, the scene is funny.

• 22:41Speaker 02

  Right, the scene is very funny. They wanted me to be dead serious about the, about the bit. He was like, take it serious, it's your job.

• 22:48Mark Normand?

  Got it.

• 22:49Speaker 02

  He kept saying that too at the, at the, on the day, he was like, this is your job. He's like, you are a, so I was a little like, he was like, well, why can't we do that? And I would have to have lines and moments where I'm like, well, that's illogical, dude. So I don't know if you know how to build toilets, because you don't, and I do.

• 23:03Mark Normand?

  Right.

• 23:04Speaker 02

  Do you want me to do my job or not? And that makes Larry get into his second, which inherently, inherently is gonna be funny.

• 23:09Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 23:10Mark Normand?

  So, they don't want you to try to like, get a zinger, but they want you to like, layer in enough

• 23:16Speaker 02

  real world comedy, where it's, you know, you're giving him the, that, you know, you're giving him the like, what the fuck?

• 23:25Mark Normand?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 23:26Speaker 02

  So if you can give him those layups, then it, then you win.

• 23:28Sam Morril?

  He wants pushback.

• 23:29Speaker 02

  Yeah, he wants like an annoyance, he wants conflict in every single scene.

• 23:33Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 23:34Speaker 02

  And that's the best part about that guy, that's why his comedy is, it's so simple and yet so particular. It's a simple scene, but it's extremely dynamic, because you're like, this would annoy anybody, and I see why this pisses him off.

• 23:46Mark Normand?

  Right.

• 23:47Speaker 02

  And then he's gonna take it out on other characters, and they're gonna be like, what is your fucking problem?

• 23:50Mark Normand?

  Yes, exactly.

• 23:51Speaker 02

  He's not wrong, that's the best part about all that.

• 23:52Mark Normand?

  I know, I completely agree.

• 23:54Speaker 02

  But he was the man, dude, I, um, you know, that was like the, I got paid, you know, like a daily rate. We get like no money to do those, like it's literally like a minimum. And those are ones where I'm like, I'll pay you.

• 24:05Mark Normand?

  Yeah, totally.

• 24:06Speaker 02

  I would have a hundred percent pay them to be on that show. I said the same thing to FX about.

• 24:11Sam Morril?

  Well, let's edit this out, because we're already heading this way in show business.

• 24:14Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I know. I know, well, I said the same thing to FX back in the day about Baskets. I said, I'll pay, I'll, I was like, I'll drive to Bakersfield and I'll pay to be up there, I'll pay for my hotel. I wanted to be on the show so bad.

• 24:24Sam Morril?

  Is Curb the coolest guest spot you did it with?

• 24:27Speaker 02

  By, by far.

• 24:27Sam Morril?

  What else was really?

• 24:28Speaker 02

  Arrested was awesome.

• 24:29Mark Normand?

  Whoa.

• 24:30Speaker 02

  Just me and Bateman had a scene together, which was great.

• 24:32Mark Normand?

  I forgot about that.

• 24:33Speaker 02

  Yeah, it was pretty, that was a cool moment, super nervous for that too, because Jason's, you know, he's really good.

• 24:38Mark Normand?

  Man, you got a resume.

• 24:39Speaker 02

  Really smart and quiet, yeah, he's, that was, those are by far the coolest ones I've, I mean, yeah. Arrested and Curb probably, Curb for me is it, that was all I wanted, I wanted to do Curb once before they stopped.

• 24:50Mark Normand?

  Of course.

• 24:50Speaker 02

  And now they're done. You auditioned?

• 24:52Mark Normand?

  Oh, it's a self-tape.

• 24:54Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, they gotta be in front, you gotta be in front of them.

• 24:56Mark Normand?

  I know, and it was Josh Reninsky though, he, you remember him, he got Young Larry?

• 25:01Speaker 02

  Oh, oh, yeah, John, oh, John Reninsky, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 25:03Sam Morril?

  He played Young Larry?

• 25:04Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 25:06Mark Normand?

  He was good. He's a good actor.

• 25:07Speaker 02

  Should have been you, man.

• 25:07Mark Normand?

  And then he dated his daughter.

• 25:10Speaker 02

  Zing!

• 25:10Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah. They just broke up. Sorry, Josh. John. John.

• 25:17Speaker 02

  Josh is even better. Sorry, Josh. Sorry, Josh.

• 25:19Mark Normand?

  He looks like a Josh. He's Jewish. But, yeah, cute kid.

• 25:23Speaker 02

  Come on, dude, you look Jewish.

• 25:24Mark Normand?

  Yeah, I'll take it.

• 25:25Sam Morril?

  You are, you are-

• 25:26Speaker 02

  It's, it's, honestly. It's enough of this mask. Just say you're Jewish. What is this lie?

• 25:31Sam Morril?

  He's appropriating our culture a bit.

• 25:32Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's getting worse and worse over time.

• 25:33Mark Normand?

  Maybe I'll take a Hawk Tuohy quiz. She just found out she was 97% Ashkenaz.

• 25:37Speaker 02

  Seriously?

• 25:38Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 25:38Speaker 02

  Oh, that doesn't help the, uh, that doesn't help the industry plant part of this whole thing, does it?

• 25:43Mark Normand?

  Ooh, and the-

• 25:43Speaker 02

  That just gives conspiracy theorists more firepower.

• 25:45Mark Normand?

  And the stealing money.

• 25:47Speaker 02

  Right.

• 25:48Sam Morril?

  Yeah, of course she goes down for a pyramid scheme.

• 25:51Mark Normand?

  I know.

• 25:51Sam Morril?

  Pump and dump, whatever it was.

• 25:52Speaker 02

  Right, right, right.

• 25:53Sam Morril?

  God damn it.

• 25:54Mark Normand?

  That Hawk Tuohy was phlegm, after all. All right. Okay.

• 25:58Speaker 02

  I can't believe people bid on that, too, on her Bitcoin thing.

• 26:01Mark Normand?

  Ah, people are dumb.

• 26:02Speaker 02

  You guys don't have any of that shit. Crypto?

• 26:04Mark Normand?

  I have a little. I just bought it when I got big.

• 26:06Sam Morril?

  I, I think I missed the boat on that. I think-

• 26:08Speaker 02

  Me too.

• 26:09Sam Morril?

  And I also, I don't like shit I don't understand, but I, I remember doing meetings with people. They're like, "Just do one meeting with us." They'd be finance bros in those pullover sweaters being like, "NFTs of your jokes." And I'm like, "You want me to sell AIDS joke for 7K, dude?"

• 26:23Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 26:24Sam Morril?

  You know, like, what kind of con artist-

• 26:26Speaker 02

  Get Martin Scarelli on there with you to boost the price.

• 26:28Sam Morril?

  What kind of grifter do you feel like? I'm like, "I'm not gonna do this shit." But they were like, "You really, "You can donate it to charity." I'm like, "Oh, these guys are like thieves. I can like feel this energy."

• 26:36Speaker 02

  Anybody in the financial sector's a thief, dude. These are, the, the, the, these guys are all taking your money to make more money, and then they give you a little bit of money and you think-

• 26:44Mark Normand?

  Right.

• 26:44Speaker 02

  "This is pretty good." It's like, "Yeah, dude, they're making real money."

• 26:46Mark Normand?

  Exactly.

• 26:47Speaker 02

  You're the joke. You're like, you're the pawn, so they can just take your money to go play with it.

• 26:51Sam Morril?

  But are the NFTs still a thing? I remember they did like Pop Shot or whatever it's called. Top Shot, remember for the basketball cards?

• 26:56Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 26:57Sam Morril?

  Like a, like a sequence?

• 26:59Speaker 02

  Right.

• 26:59Sam Morril?

  You own like a dunk? How?

• 27:01Mark Normand?

  What?

• 27:02Sam Morril?

  It's the dumbest thing ever.

• 27:04Speaker 02

  Yeah, so dumb. And the vagueness of that is why they're getting away with it because no one's really paying attention.

• 27:08Mark Normand?

  Exactly.

• 27:09Speaker 02

  You really don't know the ins and outs. I didn't get in it because I was like, I just don't.

• 27:13Sam Morril?

  And there's no story. Like, at least with an artist, you're like, this is Van Gogh's journey. This is why this art means something. This is Francis Bacon's journey. This is like, this is, this is what.

• 27:22Mark Normand?

  It's tangible.

• 27:22Sam Morril?

  This, this person was influenced by this. It's just a fucking thing.

• 27:26Mark Normand?

  I know, it's not even a thing.

• 27:27Sam Morril?

  Instagram reel.

• 27:27Mark Normand?

  Yeah, it's a virtual thing.

• 27:29Speaker 02

  It's great now that, that, uh, you know, like for years, people were like, oh, you can't, you can't touch it, the NFTs, so it's not, it's not real. And now that people are hating on AI, makes it even less valuable, which I think is good because everybody hates AI now. Like, all these digital and graphic artists are so mad AI is becoming like a real thing.

• 27:46Mark Normand?

  That's true.

• 27:46Speaker 02

  So they're fighting back. So if you own AI, it's gonna make people even more disinterested in it because it's like, well, it's not, it's already a shitty part of our culture. You're just ripping away art from artists. So then, there's not gonna be any validity to it because no one will want to invest in it. It's only worth it if somebody buys it.

• 28:04Mark Normand?

  And there's a swing back. Now, uh, baseball cars are huge again.

• 28:07Speaker 02

  Are they?

• 28:08Mark Normand?

  They're huge.

• 28:09Speaker 02

  I gotta call my mom.

• 28:09Sam Morril?

  Only the really big ones.

• 28:10Speaker 02

  Don't throw those away.

• 28:12Mark Normand?

  Yes, exactly.

• 28:13Sam Morril?

  Well, do you see the, we saw this the other night, the food delivery from just a robot out here?

• 28:17Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, we have those all over the place now.

• 28:19Sam Morril?

  Those are fucking weird.

• 28:19Speaker 02

  Yeah, they're not, yeah, it's, I've never gotten one, but they're all, I see them all over West Hollywood. They're big.

• 28:24Mark Normand?

  Yes.

• 28:24Speaker 02

  Not, not big by me. I'm out in the suburbs. They're not, you don't see any of that up there.

• 28:28Sam Morril?

  It feels like we're in Blade Runner or something. It's sketchy as hell.

• 28:30Speaker 02

  It's kinda cool though, huh?

• 28:30Mark Normand?

  It's, it must take nine hours. The guy, I see it just trekking along. It's so slow.

• 28:34Speaker 02

  Yeah, well, the food's always cold anyway.

• 28:36Mark Normand?

  See?

• 28:36Speaker 02

  It's always gonna be cold. It's never gonna, even if it comes in a guy's car, he delivered seven other meals, your food's gonna be cold.

• 28:42Mark Normand?

  Yeah, and also you just wanna push it over. It's probably like a chicken parm in there, you know? A hobo should be all over that, yeah.

• 28:48Sam Morril?

  That's right.

• 28:48Mark Normand?

  Kick that thing.

• 28:50Speaker 02

  You'd be a good homeless guy. You'd figure it out fast. You'd figure it out so fast.

• 28:53Mark Normand?

  It's coming.

• 28:54Speaker 02

  No, it's not, dude. You're so far away from that. What do you mean? You just, didn't you just get a new place?

• 28:59Mark Normand?

  I did.

• 28:59Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 29:00Sam Morril?

  It's cool, it's a really cool spot.

• 29:01Mark Normand?

  Four floors of horrors. Brownstone and BK, baby.

• 29:04Speaker 02

  You're in Brooklyn?

• 29:05Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 29:05Speaker 02

  Wait, I thought you were in, in the city, no?

• 29:07Mark Normand?

  I was right in Greenwich Village, but, uh, I wanted the room. I got a backyard now. I got a parking space.

• 29:12Speaker 02

  Upgrade, upgrade, upgrade.

• 29:13Mark Normand?

  The kids are trick or treating on my block. I mean, it's a cheat code. I'm in New York, but I'm not.

• 29:17Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's, that's, Brooklyn's great. Good for you. You're still in there. You're, yeah, you're in the heart. I know.

• 29:21Sam Morril?

  I'm in the heart.

• 29:21Speaker 02

  I was in your building without your knowledge. It was fantastic. I was snooping around.

• 29:25Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 29:25Speaker 02

  What a rooftop.

• 29:26Sam Morril?

  That's a good one.

• 29:27Speaker 02

  What a rooftop this guy's got. Have you been there?

• 29:29Mark Normand?

  Yeah, he's got a terrace, he's got a sauna, he's got a, uh, big movie theater.

• 29:34Sam Morril?

  It doesn't feel like the city. I love it.

• 29:36Speaker 02

  Right, right, right. You're, yeah, no, that does feel different. It's not like, uh, you're not slumming it anymore.

• 29:41Mark Normand?

  No.

• 29:41Speaker 02

  And you don't have to, man. You boys deserve it. It's good to see people on the, on the come up. But, the fall is coming.

• 29:47Sam Morril?

  It's coming.

• 29:48Mark Normand?

  We'll see on the way down.

• 29:48Speaker 02

  Yeah, the fall is coming. We'll all be living in a studio apartment together in the East Village in a couple of years.

• 29:54Mark Normand?

  Can't wait.

• 29:54Speaker 02

  We'll be sharing.

• 29:55Mark Normand?

  Those are some good years, you know, fucking a fat chick on air matches while your friend waits in the bathroom.

• 30:00Speaker 02

  Hmm, Tuesday, baby.

• 30:01Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah.

• 30:01Sam Morril?

  Didn't love being that friend, but you know.

• 30:04Speaker 02

  Nah, dude, I, I, the, the, I always say to young people when they all want to get their own place, I'm like, dude, go as long as you can.

• 30:10Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 30:10Speaker 02

  Living with friends. Cause it's fun, it's cheaper, you'll never have that experience. That, once that experience is gone and you live alone.

• 30:17Mark Normand?

  Sure.

• 30:17Speaker 02

  You don't ever get that.

• 30:18Sam Morril?

  Make sure they're friends you like living with, though.

• 30:20Speaker 02

  Well, you're gonna hate, it's, at some point, you're gonna hate it anyway, but it doesn't, but it's at least like, it's worth the camaraderie of coming home and seeing what people are up to.

• 30:27Mark Normand?

  Yes.

• 30:28Speaker 02

  Cause you're like, what are you guys getting into? Yeah, it keeps you out.

• 30:30Sam Morril?

  I, I liked having a shitty place for a while because I would just stay out and do sets all night.

• 30:35Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 30:35Sam Morril?

  Cause I didn't want to go home.

• 30:36Speaker 02

  Right.

• 30:36Sam Morril?

  I didn't mind being on the road 50 weeks a year.

• 30:38Speaker 02

  Yeah, cause you know, home stinks anyway.

• 30:39Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 30:40Mark Normand?

  Right.

• 30:40Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, I, I agree. There was a dude on the internet, one of these, um, I see him a lot pop up with the glasses, bald dude. He's like a life coach type of person, whatever, but he's not, he's not like young buff hot life coach.

• 30:50Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 30:50Speaker 02

  Like, get your fucking shit together. He's not like that. He just gives like really cool pieces of wisdom. And the one thing he said is like, I say this to every young person is, do not be at home. Be at home for bed, and that's it. He's like, be out.

• 31:03Mark Normand?

  I love that.

• 31:04Speaker 02

  Meet people, go out, get involved, get activities, all that stuff. I agree, cause I lived all of my twenties, dude. I was never around. We were just mo- doing something.

• 31:12Mark Normand?

  Same, same, always on the move.

• 31:13Speaker 02

  Doing spots, going somewhere, going to hang out with groups of people. Now in my forties, dude, I'm, I'm home.

• 31:18Mark Normand?

  Yeah, it's true.

• 31:19Speaker 02

  I never leave the house now.

• 31:20Mark Normand?

  And think about the comfort we need now. Like back in the day, I'd ride back row, middle seat, cross-country on a flight.

• 31:27Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 31:27Mark Normand?

  Now, like, I gotta get in that lounge.

• 31:29Speaker 02

  No, dude, I would have stood if they offered it. If they were like, standing room only, I'd have been like, I'll pay for that 100%. Back in the day, I didn't care. It didn't even remotely bother me.

• 31:37Mark Normand?

  No, we were tanks. It was a young man's game. You'd eat ramen noodles.

• 31:40Sam Morril?

  Your body bounces back differently too.

• 31:42Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah. You could take red eyes. You could eat. Red eyes were, red eyes were great.

• 31:45Sam Morril?

  Take one tomorrow. I'm a freaking idiot.

• 31:47Speaker 02

  Are you?

• 31:47Sam Morril?

  Yeah, I'm stupid.

• 31:48Speaker 02

  Well, you go back to New York?

• 31:49Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 31:49Speaker 02

  Red Eye in New York is, I hate it.

• 31:51Mark Normand?

  Nightmare.

• 31:52Speaker 02

  I hate it so, dude, that's like, I've had to do it a few times, you know, when someone's like, we need you in the morning, so you have to leave like, tonight.

• 31:59Mark Normand?

  Yep.

• 31:59Speaker 02

  I hate it. Your whole day is fucked.

• 32:01Mark Normand?

  It never works.

• 32:01Speaker 02

  You can't function.

• 32:02Mark Normand?

  You go, I'll sleep on the plane. Never. Not a wink, because you know you have to sleep. So the, it's like getting a boner when you need one.

• 32:07Sam Morril?

  We just don't bounce back the same, dude. We fucking, like, Mark and I have been running this set every night, like, multiple times a night, and I've been sick for the last week. So it's like, we had the IV nurse in here yesterday, we're bouncing jokes, she's like, not laughing. We're like, well, this isn't helping the confidence. What are you gonna do? But, uh, we're like, looking over to see if she's listening. She's like, mm.

• 32:26Mark Normand?

  She's like, please, fuck me in here. Don't do these jokes. Don't be around that.

• 32:31Speaker 02

  The IV, the IV thing is the new revolution. I got an IV with Chappelle at Chappelle's house.

• 32:35Mark Normand?

  Wow.

• 32:35Speaker 02

  It was great, dude. It was awesome.

• 32:37Sam Morril?

  You went with Chappelle?

• 32:38Speaker 02

  I was at, we went to, Bobby and I went to Yellow Springs.

• 32:41Mark Normand?

  Oh, cool.

• 32:42Speaker 02

  Crazy story.

• 32:43Mark Normand?

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• 33:13Mark Normand?

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• 33:53Mark Normand?

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• 34:07Sam Morril?

  I have them at home. I love them.

• 34:08Mark Normand?

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• 34:17Sam Morril?

  I got a flannel from them that's pretty cool and I wear those pants constantly.

• 34:21Mark Normand?

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• 35:04Sam Morril?

  Chubbies.

• 35:05Speaker 02

  Awesome. It was incredible.

• 35:06Sam Morril?

  Did it just open?

• 35:08Speaker 02

  I think this is like the fifth or sixth month.

• 35:10Sam Morril?

  Oh, wow.

• 35:10Speaker 02

  But it's not like comics come in for the weekend. You know, it's like he just does shows whenever he wants to do shows.

• 35:16Sam Morril?

  Right. That's cool. There's the mothership and then there's the, I never had a father ship. All right.

• 35:23Mark Normand?

  Okay.

• 35:24Speaker 02

  It was great, dude. Dave invited us out there and we did like a little thing for um his wife's brother had had passed and it was like a celebration.

• 35:35Mark Normand?

  Oh wow.

• 35:36Speaker 02

  And I guess he was a fan of of Bob and I show like liked Bad Friends.

• 35:39Mark Normand?

  Wow.

• 35:39Speaker 02

  Yeah, it was kinda cool. And then Dave was like, would you come perform? And we flew out there and Dave was so gracious, showed us around and I don't know, man, he's the king. I can't say enough good. So it sounds like I'm kissing his ass, but like honestly, was so rad. Took us around and we hung out at the like the lounge with him and Donnell came by, which was great and

• 35:55Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 35:56Speaker 02

  Talib Kweli. It was like, it was awesome, man.

• 35:58Mark Normand?

  Crazy time.

• 35:58Speaker 02

  And then the venue was, it's it's unbelievable.

• 36:01Sam Morril?

  And it's kinda intimate, right?

• 36:02Speaker 02

  It I would say it's probably like VU size in terms of crowd numbers. It's probably what, cause VU's

• 36:07Sam Morril?

  Two fifty or something?

• 36:08Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's almost three hundred.

• 36:09Mark Normand?

  That's perfect.

• 36:09Speaker 02

  Sounds about right, like maybe two seventy-five. Um, it's in an old firehouse.

• 36:13Mark Normand?

  Hmm.

• 36:14Speaker 02

  Um, and uh, it's cool. It's like a great, it's it's, I don't know, man. It's it's wonderful. And they're so stoked that you're there.

• 36:21Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 36:21Speaker 02

  It's in the middle of nowhere. I mean, this is

• 36:22Sam Morril?

  It's kinda like an offset of Dayton, Ohio.

• 36:24Speaker 02

  Dayton's, I think, the closest city.

• 36:26Mark Normand?

  Got it.

• 36:27Speaker 02

  But dude, it's, uh, you know, he was

• 36:29Sam Morril?

  Can can, does it fill up? Just?

• 36:30Speaker 02

  Oh, it was, I mean, it's sold out. It sells out like

• 36:33Mark Normand?

  Yeah, two seventy-five is gonna sell out.

• 36:34Speaker 02

  It sells out so fast.

• 36:35Sam Morril?

  But it's a really small area. You just don't know, but

• 36:37Mark Normand?

  People will make the drive.

• 36:38Speaker 02

  Oh, they all make the drive, yeah.

• 36:39Sam Morril?

  Yeah, it's like a destination.

• 36:40Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah. He was, he was hyping us up too. He's so, he's, it's so funny. He's still a comic.

• 36:44Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 36:45Speaker 02

  And he was like, man, he's like, y'all sold out so fast. To make you feel good. You know what I mean? Where you're like, well, it's you. So it's Chappelle's Club, right?

• 36:53Sam Morril?

  You guys, you and Bobby were a huge audience.

• 36:55Speaker 02

  Fuck us. It's like, it's his club. Like, he could put up the ticket and be like, I might not even show up. People will go to that club. It's him.

• 37:01Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 37:02Speaker 02

  So like, it was nice of him, but I was also like, yeah, it's to see Dave Chappelle's

• 37:06Sam Morril?

  What's the green room like?

• 37:07Speaker 02

  Fucking unreal.

• 37:08Mark Normand?

  Tequila?

• 37:09Speaker 02

  Probably the best green room on earth.

• 37:10Sam Morril?

  Really?

• 37:11Speaker 02

  There's two of them. Well, there's an upstairs just for comedians. And then there's a downstairs, I think, a private bar for family and friends and comics.

• 37:17Mark Normand?

  Wow.

• 37:18Sam Morril?

  What's in the green room? What are we talking?

• 37:20Mark Normand?

  That's perfect.

• 37:20Speaker 02

  Everything. Name it. Whatever you need. I mean, like a beautiful lounge, uh, TV for if you, you know, sports or anything is on a full bar. Anything you want, dude. It's it's it's like, they run that place. It's like a Four Seasons Hotel. I mean, it's incredible.

• 37:35Mark Normand?

  Well, yeah.

• 37:35Speaker 02

  It's top of the line.

• 37:36Mark Normand?

  The store is pretty great. I mean, you go in there, you get free weed, you get free snacks, and there's a massage table. That's so LA.

• 37:41Speaker 02

  That's right. That is very LA.

• 37:42Mark Normand?

  New York would never have a massage table at the fucking-

• 37:45Sam Morril?

  That was the most LA shit I've ever seen. Josh Adam Myers, the host, with a giant dog on stage.

• 37:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, he does that. He loves that. He can't do that in New York, huh?

• 37:52Mark Normand?

  No, no way.

• 37:53Speaker 02

  No, the store is very, because what I love, what I love about the store is that we do have a history of like wackadoos and weirdos, and that place was always weird, man. We were like, we were like home to chaos. You know, like Don Berris' late night shows and the Ding Dong Show and, you know, every year, I don't know if he's doing it anymore, but when I was coming up, Bob Zamuda-

• 38:16Mark Normand?

  Whoa.

• 38:17Speaker 02

  Would perform every year for a holiday show. He'd do like a week in the main room.

• 38:20Mark Normand?

  Wow. That was Andy Kaufman's writer, assistant guy.

• 38:24Speaker 02

  Right, who, if you just know about the history of Kaufman and the relationship between the character he played, Zamuda was like his best friend who would play, play the character of Tony Clifton. I know this is inside baseball, but Tony would perform at the store during the holidays and Zamuda was doing it for a long time.

• 38:40Mark Normand?

  Damn.

• 38:41Speaker 02

  We welcomed chaos like that. Like, it was like, that's, the store was like home to really kind of like, uh-

• 38:47Mark Normand?

  It's got a circus-y freak show feeling.

• 38:49Speaker 02

  Freak show vibe, yeah. Yeah, it's a freak show vibe, where the Cellar is way more-

• 38:54Mark Normand?

  Business.

• 38:54Speaker 02

  Comedy business, comedy business. Yeah, the store was like, anything can go. That's kind of why-

• 38:59Mark Normand?

  I love that aspect.

• 39:00Sam Morril?

  It's like the fucking slaughterhouse now, just four rooms, every room, you're just like, you know, on top of each other. It's crazy.

• 39:05Speaker 02

  It's fu- it's, well, I mean, I'm, it's great. Comedy's changing so fast too, so everything is so different now. But it's, it's a good thing, I guess. Like, I see a lot of young people now that I'm, it's nice to watch like new comics that I'm like, damn.

• 39:19Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 39:20Speaker 02

  They're good. Whoever that is is really good. It's cool to watch people-

• 39:22Sam Morril?

  You see anyone in New York, we were like, oh shit, that, that-

• 39:25Speaker 02

  Um, who did I see that I saw that was really, I mean, a lot of people that I saw in the lineup I knew. I mean, I always give props every anytime I see Ryan Hamilton, he's not new, obviously, but I love that guy.

• 39:34Mark Normand?

  Killer.

• 39:35Speaker 02

  I just love watching him. His rhythm is wonderful.

• 39:37Mark Normand?

  He's great.

• 39:38Speaker 02

  So against the tides, like if the night was very like high energy, you know? And he goes up there and he like brings it at his level, oh, and he crushes.

• 39:47Sam Morril?

  I'm waiting for him to put out this new special.

• 39:49Speaker 02

  I love that guy. I think he's one of the best writer performers in his own space that like doesn't. He does not compromise. He's him all the time. He doesn't change his tone because the room is different.

• 40:00Mark Normand?

  He recently got hit by a bus. I don't know if you heard about that.

• 40:01Speaker 02

  That made him better.

• 40:02Mark Normand?

  It made him better. He's got a 30 minute chunk on it and it's insane. It's so good.

• 40:06Speaker 02

  Listen up, young comics. Walk against traffic if you're looking for a new 15. He's great, but I mean, there was a lot, I mean, no, I mean, I saw a lot of people that I was followed. I told you guys this last night, Louis and Rock followed me like three shows in a row. Which was crazy because I was waiting for them to be like, hey, those guys are gonna

• 40:22Mark Normand?

  Right.

• 40:22Speaker 02

  Slide in front of you and I was like, yeah, whatever, but they didn't, but Louis stood and watched and uh.

• 40:26Mark Normand?

  Well, redhead love.

• 40:27Speaker 02

  Redhead love, baby.

• 40:28Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 40:29Speaker 02

  His first line out of his mouth on uh, on the show at uh, at the bar was, or at the lounge, he goes, uh, I used to look like that.

• 40:42Speaker 02

  Burr used to do that to me a lot. Burr be like, that's uh, yeah.

• 40:45Mark Normand?

  You're gonna replace me.

• 40:46Speaker 02

  When I was his age, I had hair.

• 40:48Mark Normand?

  You're only here to replace me.

• 40:49Speaker 02

  Yeah. Yeah, you're coming, he's coming for my job. No one's coming for your job, dude. You're fine. Yeah, Burr is uh, Burr would do that a lot, but then Louis and Rock were back to back, so I just stood and watched those guys do their thing too.

• 41:01Mark Normand?

  Amazing.

• 41:02Speaker 02

  Awesome to watch, dude.

• 41:03Mark Normand?

  Damn, I wish I was there.

• 41:05Speaker 02

  He's still the best.

• 41:06Mark Normand?

  You see Rock's uh, SNL was pretty great.

• 41:08Speaker 02

  Yeah, I watched, I didn't, I saw just the monologue. I didn't see the sketches.

• 41:12Mark Normand?

  That's all we watch.

• 41:13Speaker 02

  Yeah, I don't really see the sketches anymore. I like weekend updates though.

• 41:15Mark Normand?

  Yeah, that's good too.

• 41:16Speaker 02

  I always like those because they let people do a bit or a character.

• 41:19Mark Normand?

  Right.

• 41:20Speaker 02

  That I really liked.

• 41:21Sam Morril?

  Yeah, when like Sarah Sherman goes out and just does something wacky.

• 41:23Speaker 02

  Dude, I love her.

• 41:24Sam Morril?

  She cracks me up.

• 41:24Speaker 02

  Funny man, because they let her fly. It's like

• 41:26Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 41:27Speaker 02

  They're not trying to put her in this thing. They're like, just do whatever weird shit you're gonna do.

• 41:31Sam Morril?

  Wacky and fun.

• 41:32Speaker 02

  Right, it reminds me of

• 41:33Sam Morril?

  It's old school.

• 41:33Speaker 02

  The way they used to let Hamburg and those boys go off and do like a stu- when they would do a bit sometimes where you're like, this is not hitting, but it's great. It's great because it's so weird and off and kind of wrong and bad. Where you're like, who cares? At least they're trying.

• 41:46Mark Normand?

  Sailor were going to do Pickle Arm.

• 41:48Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 41:49Mark Normand?

  And you're like, who the fuck wrote that? And who approved that? But it was, it was like freewheeling back then.

• 41:53Sam Morril?

  But yeah, I have so much admiration for these people. Like I, you know, I've always been a low energy act. So at least at mics, I could kind of, you know, there'd be the obvious bomb because it'd be an obvious punchline.

• 42:02Mark Normand?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 42:02Sam Morril?

  But at least I was low energy. I'd see guys like Nick Vadrat, who were so funny. And when he, but he, when he would bomb, he'd be like sweating for six people.

• 42:10Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 42:10Sam Morril?

  And I'd be like, how the, that, we was talking about like, what's brave? That's brave.

• 42:14Speaker 02

  That scares me. When people can keep that high energy act up, even when the crowd isn't enjoying it. I don't know.

• 42:21Sam Morril?

  But that's what they're doing. It's like, it's either gonna work or it's not. But you gotta ma- if you're doing sketch comedy, you gotta maintain that energy.

• 42:27Speaker 02

  Well, I'm not talking any shit, but I remember back in the day, watching Sebastian.

• 42:31Mark Normand?

  Whoa.

• 42:31Speaker 02

  Cause Sebastian is very like animated and he's very like, it's characterized.

• 42:35Mark Normand?

  Sure.

• 42:36Speaker 02

  And he would do that, even if the room wasn't packed out. You know what I mean? Like if it was a workout night, he'd committed. I, he still would commit to that character, which is, you gotta be in on that character.

• 42:47Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah.

• 42:48Speaker 02

  You know what I mean? Like, cause he's very, he's, there it is. Thank God, dude. I was something to break this up.

• 42:53Mark Normand?

  Wow.

• 42:54Speaker 02

  No, he's the man, but he, but he would do the same thing. I was always like, that's fucking wild to be able to do that.

• 42:58Mark Normand?

  You're farting in a hotel?

• 43:00Speaker 02

  In a hotel?

• 43:01Mark Normand?

  Who does that?

• 43:02Speaker 02

  You ever been to one of these hotels? They don't let you fart in?

• 43:05Mark Normand?

  You're wearing pajamas at the airport? Aren't you embarrassed?

• 43:08Sam Morril?

  Why are you farting so much more than me? We ate, we've been eating the exact same shit.

• 43:12Mark Normand?

  Uh, turkey sausage, guppies.

• 43:13Sam Morril?

  I had it too.

• 43:14Speaker 02

  You got IBS?

• 43:15Mark Normand?

  Maybe.

• 43:16Speaker 02

  You are Jewish. I fucking do it, dude. Yeah, he might be. You have Crohn's? Crohn's is coming.

• 43:21Mark Normand?

  No, no, I got an iron stomach. I mean, I get it all out, the gas chamber.

• 43:24Sam Morril?

  There's, there's Indian comics who do the black voice. I think Norman's doing the Jew voice.

• 43:28Speaker 02

  Yeah, you are.

• 43:29Mark Normand?

  That's good.

• 43:30Speaker 02

  You're Jew facing.

• 43:31Sam Morril?

  You're Jew facing.

• 43:32Speaker 02

  Stop Jew facing, dude. We're getting sick of it, dude. We don't like it. We talk about it. There's a whole community about it.

• 43:37Mark Normand?

  Oh, my body's a temple.

• 43:41Speaker 02

  Say something Jewish, quick, quick, quick, quick.

• 43:43Mark Normand?

  My back.

• 43:43Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 43:44Sam Morril?

  Oh, fuck.

• 43:44Mark Normand?

  It's drafty in here.

• 43:47Sam Morril?

  My back.

• 43:48Speaker 02

  Dude, maybe I am, dude. My back's hurt.

• 43:50Mark Normand?

  You're welcome for the weather.

• 43:51Sam Morril?

  How bad is your back?

• 43:52Speaker 02

  Awful, dude. It sucks.

• 43:53Mark Normand?

  What happened? Sports?

• 43:54Speaker 02

  Years ago, a sports injury, and then it keeps coming back. I just can't get rid of it. Well, initially, I heard it playing basketball. And then, and then, when I was, uh, I was, when I was running, I re-injured it on like a, on like a long distance, eight mile run.

• 44:08Mark Normand?

  Mmm.

• 44:09Speaker 02

  I re-injured it coming off of a fucking curb. It was just at, in dusk at night, and I didn't see the curb drop was bigger than a normal curb drop. So my body just wasn't looking down, it was looking forward. And all my weight went to one side, and I was like, holy.

• 44:20Sam Morril?

  There's nothing worse than getting injured. Like, how'd you get injured? And you're like, he fell.

• 44:24Speaker 02

  He fell.

• 44:24Mark Normand?

  I know.

• 44:25Sam Morril?

  It's so sad. Cause you hear those, you're kidding, you're like, fell?

• 44:28Mark Normand?

  Right.

• 44:29Sam Morril?

  I fall all the time.

• 44:29Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 44:30Sam Morril?

  But I mean, basketball is the one when you get older, cause like, my whole identity was like, I'm gonna be the hustle guy. I'll make, I'll get every loose ball.

• 44:36Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 44:37Sam Morril?

  Like, cause that way, if my jump shot's not going, the team's not mad at me.

• 44:40Speaker 02

  Right.

• 44:40Sam Morril?

  I'll hustle. But then you get older, you're like, I'm not fucking hustling, I'm gonna get hurt.

• 44:43Speaker 02

  No, I got dunked on in, where I was in, uh, uh, uh, not Charlotte, what's the, um, oh god, why can't I think the room? The name of the room. Comedy?

• 44:54Mark Normand?

  Good Nights?

• 44:54Speaker 02

  Good Nights. Good Nights. I was at Good Nights, and there was a YMCA like right down the block, and I was like, I kinda wanna go, I wanna go work out, but then maybe shoot around, cause I know there's, there's always courts at YMCA. So I go, I lift a little bit, and then I go down there, and I'm just shooting by myself. And this young kid is like, hey, yo, you wanna play?

• 45:09Mark Normand?

  Uh-oh.

• 45:09Speaker 02

  And I was like, no, man, I'm alright. And he's like, come on, man, come on, come on, come on, we need one, uh, uh. So I was like, okay, so I'll just go fill space. I was like, I'll just pass. You know what I mean?

• 45:16Mark Normand?

  That is so scary to me.

• 45:17Speaker 02

  Dude, I go over there, I'm like, I kind of evolved into this, this young, like, nineteen year old, like, just jacked black kid just gets up, and I don't even jump, I just kinda get out of the way, you know what I mean? And then they're all like, oh, oh, he dunked on your ass, he dunked on your ass. And I was like, dude, I got a whole life outside of this. I don't give a fuck. This means nothing to me. This means nothing to me, dude.

• 45:39Speaker 02

  Whatever you think I feel, I do not. I promise you, it's not happening. I couldn't care less. I was thinking about a cup of coffee I wanted to have.

• 45:47Mark Normand?

  Yeah, exactly.

• 45:48Speaker 02

  I was like, man, I wanna go get coffee in this gown.

• 45:49Mark Normand?

  Good to move out of the way, cause you get the nuts in the face, you start falling down.

• 45:53Speaker 02

  I'm not stupid, yeah, no way.

• 45:54Sam Morril?

  Dude, I, uh, we did that on the last tour. Run, we'd, you know, we just pop into any rec center or Y in the country and play hoops. And we played a game with guys and we'd been on like a hot streak, not like, just everything's good.

• 46:06Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 46:06Sam Morril?

  We play a game like the second to last day and I'm this fucking guy I'm guarding, he's just like, he's got handles.

• 46:12Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 46:12Sam Morril?

  He's gonna, I'm gonna get hurt.

• 46:14Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 46:14Sam Morril?

  I'm gonna get fucking hurt and I'm playing D on him and we're winning. I'm like, we're gonna fucking win. And I'm on like the second, he had no jump shot, but his handles were so good that I'm like, I'm gonna play up on him.

• 46:23Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 46:24Sam Morril?

  I mean, we give him space, I mean, so.

• 46:26Speaker 02

  Yeah, they let off of him.

• 46:27Sam Morril?

  Let him, let him fucking, let him shoot, but he's trying to take it off. And on one fucking play, I just twist, I just roll the ankle. And I'm just like, is it the Achilles? And I'm like, no, it's just an ankle. But I'm like, I'm out for days.

• 46:38Speaker 02

  Yeah, you're done, yeah.

• 46:39Sam Morril?

  A rolled ankle, I'm like, my, I, I take my shoe off and they're like, that is fucking, looks like a fucking, yeah.

• 46:45Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 46:45Sam Morril?

  Looks like those old Kobe shoes. Remember those? I'm like, oh, fuck. And, uh, yeah. And then you have to stand on it that night and you're just like, I'm like, I hate my life.

• 46:53Speaker 02

  I don't want to be 41 and injured for one of my shows.

• 46:56Mark Normand?

  Yeah, of course.

• 46:57Speaker 02

  I just don't want to be on stage injured for a show and someone's like, what happened?

• 47:00Sam Morril?

  Like those jujitsu guys who like have cauliflower ear and then just do stand up and you're like, that sucks, you're in pain.

• 47:05Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Also, it's the weirdest looking shit. Just where, I would be the pussy that wears the ear caps or whatever. Fuck it, dude. I'm not making, these things are already big. I don't need them any bigger.

• 47:14Sam Morril?

  Right. I feel like our ears get bigger as dudes. I don't know why.

• 47:17Mark Normand?

  They do. I think they do.

• 47:18Speaker 02

  Ears and schnozzies. Yeah, they never stop. Sorry, dude.

• 47:21Mark Normand?

  Ah, the dick doesn't change though. That's the problem. The balls keep going, I think.

• 47:24Speaker 02

  No, but Jews already have nice cocks. He's fine.

• 47:26Mark Normand?

  He's never, it's fine.

• 47:27Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, no, don't, don't they? Isn't that, isn't that one of the rumors?

• 47:29Mark Normand?

  Ari's packing.

• 47:30Sam Morril?

  Is he?

• 47:31Mark Normand?

  Oh, huge.

• 47:32Speaker 02

  He's got, it's skinny and long and skinny. Yeah, it's long and skinny.

• 47:35Mark Normand?

  Yeah, I guess. It looks like him.

• 47:37Speaker 02

  Trust me, him and I go to the spa together. I've seen, I've seen, I've been down that road.

• 47:41Mark Normand?

  Bag, big bag.

• 47:42Speaker 02

  Big balls, huge balls.

• 47:44Mark Normand?

  Huge balls.

• 47:44Speaker 02

  Which is funny, I never wanted big balls.

• 47:46Mark Normand?

  Mm-mm.

• 47:46Speaker 02

  Big balls is a thing that's very strange.

• 47:48Sam Morril?

  Just hurts your dick by comparison. It's doing nothing for you.

• 47:50Speaker 02

  In the way too. It's too much. It's already out there.

• 47:52Mark Normand?

  You sit on them, bike riding.

• 47:54Sam Morril?

  It's a target.

• 47:55Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 47:56Speaker 02

  Okay, so are you pissing on your balls? They're ricocheting?

• 47:59Mark Normand?

  No, mine are down to the floor. I got the bag, the long bag.

• 48:02Speaker 02

  You got a long bag.

• 48:03Mark Normand?

  It's bad.

• 48:03Speaker 02

  I got a tight, I got a tight bag. Mine's still pretty tight.

• 48:05Mark Normand?

  Women like a tight bag.

• 48:07Speaker 02

  Do they?

• 48:08Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

• 48:09Speaker 02

  Stamp Hermes on it. Women like a nice, tight, pricey bag.

• 48:14Speaker 02

  Yeah, I get to put the chain on it.

• 48:16Sam Morril?

  That would be a great tattoo.

• 48:18Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 48:19Sam Morril?

  Just get a nice little barcode on your ball sack.

• 48:21Speaker 02

  Louis Vuitton on my nuts.

• 48:24Speaker 02

  In LA, it would work. That's true. Probably nowhere else. That's where, this is where that culture is. Everybody here, uh, everyone here tries to like outshine one another all the time. When you're young, you see it a lot. Everyone tries to be, like, everyone tries to like outdo each other. And then you see the older LA, which is like, then nobody wants to outdo anybody. Then everyone's quiet about their success in LA.

• 48:42Mark Normand?

  I like that.

• 48:43Speaker 02

  Like, when you meet someone that's like very successful out here, they're about as, like, usually quiet and humble about it. You wouldn't even know.

• 48:50Mark Normand?

  Yes.

• 48:50Speaker 02

  You'd go to their house and you're like, holy shit.

• 48:51Mark Normand?

  Well, you see Zuckerberg, he's wearing flip flops and, and board shorts. Cause he's like, I'm so rich. I'm good.

• 48:57Speaker 02

  He doesn't need the attention.

• 48:58Mark Normand?

  Exactly.

• 48:58Speaker 02

  That's why Sandler dresses like that. He's like, I-

• 49:00Mark Normand?

  Yes!

• 49:00Sam Morril?

  I'm chillin'.

• 49:01Speaker 02

  I'm chillin', I'm chillin', I'm chillin'.

• 49:02Sam Morril?

  But he's always been that way too.

• 49:03Speaker 02

  Yeah, he never changed.

• 49:04Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 49:04Speaker 02

  He's kind of the same-

• 49:06Mark Normand?

  That's true.

• 49:06Speaker 02

  The same cat as when he was at the beginning. He's another great dude that I, I think is such an underrated stand-up.

• 49:12Mark Normand?

  Oh, that's-

• 49:12Speaker 02

  He's such an underrated stand-up.

• 49:14Sam Morril?

  They're so fun.

• 49:14Speaker 02

  Yeah, but I think people just know him as Sandler. They don't, they don't know, I think he's such a good stand-up.

• 49:20Sam Morril?

  I did a bunch of the live shows. They're so fun.

• 49:22Speaker 02

  So rad.

• 49:22Sam Morril?

  They're such good shows. I mean, and the way he breaks up with the music, it's a fun-

• 49:26Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 49:27Sam Morril?

  Also, that voice, like, we're all similar ages. That voice is like a staple in our childhood.

• 49:31Mark Normand?

  Oh, whoa doo!

• 49:33Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 49:33Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 49:34Speaker 02

  In the way that, oh, yeah, I say, yeah, yeah, yeah. In the way that, like, were embedded in people's ears because of podcasting, he was like the original podcast, like, cause the CDs were like podcasts.

• 49:43Mark Normand?

  Oh, the CDs!

• 49:44Speaker 02

  I listen to those things a, a billion times.

• 49:46Mark Normand?

  So did I. They're all gonna laugh at you.

• 49:47Speaker 02

  Stan and Judy's Kid and they're all gonna-

• 49:49Mark Normand?

  Yes!

• 49:49Speaker 02

  I listen to all those so mu-

• 49:51Sam Morril?

  The Goat Song?

• 49:51Speaker 02

  Yeah, I just have headphones on walking around listening to that album. It was so good.

• 49:54Mark Normand?

  He made Jews likable. No, that sounds bad.

• 49:56Speaker 02

  No, no, no, hold on, hold on. Let me sit with that for a second.

• 49:58Mark Normand?

  Hold on.

• 49:59Speaker 02

  Let him sit with that for a little while.

• 50:00Mark Normand?

  No white, no white kid, like, you're not white, but no, like, Goy or Gentile.

• 50:04Speaker 02

  Yeah, he's white, dude.

• 50:05Mark Normand?

  We didn't know about Hanukkah. That song put Hanukkah on the map. I didn't know anything about it. I'm from Louisiana.

• 50:10Speaker 02

  Well, that's cause you grew up in Louisiana.

• 50:11Mark Normand?

  Yeah, maybe.

• 50:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, they're not, and Jews aren't allowed down there.

• 50:13Mark Normand?

  That's true. That's true.

• 50:14Speaker 02

  Isn't that a sign? Welcome, no Jews. Welcome, everyone but Jews. No, I grew up in Chicago. We, we had a lot, Jews, Jews was-

• 50:21Sam Morril?

  But Hanukkah, that was the first, I mean, we just had- And then he put Jews on the map.

• 50:25Mark Normand?

  Exactly.

• 50:26Speaker 02

  It did help.

• 50:27Mark Normand?

  And then a list of all the Jews and you're like, Paul Doon's half? Hey, alright. Maybe these guys aren't so bad.

• 50:32Sam Morril?

  That was some good ass PR for us.

• 50:34Speaker 02

  Sandy Koufax too.

• 50:36Mark Normand?

  That's right.

• 50:36Speaker 02

  That was great that he knew when he named athletes. I was like, oh no shit.

• 50:39Mark Normand?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 50:40Speaker 02

  That's pretty good.

• 50:41Sam Morril?

  And all three Beastie Boys.

• 50:43Mark Normand?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 50:45Speaker 02

  Yeah, but we knew, but we knew.

• 50:46Mark Normand?

  We knew, yeah.

• 50:48Speaker 02

  We could all, even then as a kid, I was like, something's different about these three guys. These aren't Irish pricks like from my neighborhood.

• 50:54Mark Normand?

  You gotta fight for your right to kvetch. That's a long way to go.

• 50:59Speaker 02

  I was waiting for it and I thought, what is it gonna be?

• 51:03Speaker 02

  To kvetch, yeah, yeah, yeah. The, the, he did, Sandler did a thing though that made being immature but still funny, like okay for adults.

• 51:14Mark Normand?

  Yes.

• 51:15Speaker 02

  Cause it still can be, it can still be silly. Like I like the whimsy of, that he's still being goofy and silly.

• 51:20Mark Normand?

  Opera man, shit like that.

• 51:21Speaker 02

  A lot of times guys get older, they just take themselves so se, they start taking stuff really serious and then you lose all that like, you know, I'm not gonna name names, but there's guys that we know that they got older and it's almost like, where's the fucking, where's the whimsy man? Where's the, where's the taking yourself not serious and shitting on the, the wild weird stuff. I think that's where comedy starts to die when you get too old and you're like, I don't wanna.

• 51:43Mark Normand?

  Right.

• 51:43Speaker 02

  Like when Carlin was at the end, he was so fucking angry.

• 51:46Mark Normand?

  Right.

• 51:46Sam Morril?

  The last special's good. It's bad for you had good shit. It was the second to last one where I was like, ah, this is, this is kinda rough.

• 51:52Speaker 02

  It was just, it was just, it was just kind of like so disenfranchised with the world and you're like, I don't know, I still kinda like some of it. Like he hated everything and you're like, alright, alright. I liked it when he had it, cause when he was young, he was filled with like wacky, whimsy, weird. That's what I loved about him.

• 52:08Sam Morril?

  Why don't mice have shoulders?

• 52:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, what the fuck? That's so great. That's such a good bit.

• 52:12Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 52:12Speaker 02

  I think that's what you, if you lose that in, in comedy, I think you're, that's why when, with Bob and I, that's what I love about the show the most is that it's childish. It's so immature and childish and it's my favorite time. Every time we shoot the show, it's fun cause it's gonna be goofy and

• 52:28Mark Normand?

  Yes.

• 52:29Speaker 02

  stupid. It's stupid.

• 52:30Mark Normand?

  It's an escape for people too. The world's all wacky and then they, you watch that and you're just like, ah.

• 52:34Speaker 02

  Oh dude, cause we had, I know, cause when all this Trump stuff on the podcast was going down.

• 52:38Sam Morril?

  Did they hit you up?

• 52:39Speaker 02

  No, no, no, no.

• 52:40Sam Morril?

  None of the politicians wanted to come on Bad Friends?

• 52:42Speaker 02

  It's actually interesting. No, no, cause we don't do politics on our show. Cause we don't ever play the game.

• 52:47Sam Morril?

  We avoid it too, cause we want it to be like a fun.

• 52:49Speaker 02

  Well, what is, what did, what did this guy say? Fucking Republicans buy sneakers too, my friend.

• 52:53Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 52:54Speaker 02

  It's like the greatest line of all time. It's not wrong. Republicans buy sneakers too, man. They were like, make a stance. He's like, fuck that dude, I'm trying to get rich.

• 52:59Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 53:00Speaker 02

  Uh, no, we, we don't talk politics, cause I don't give a fuck and I don't, I don't care to, but also we had a.

• 53:06Sam Morril?

  It's everywhere. It doesn't need to be.

• 53:07Speaker 02

  It's too much.

• 53:08Sam Morril?

  That's the thing is like, we're like, come here and it'll just be fun, comedy, stories.

• 53:12Speaker 02

  It's, it's stupid. We had a, and this is not, look, we had a conversation with someone about what if Kamala was gonna do a pod run? Cause she did a couple of female podcasts.

• 53:25Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 53:26Speaker 02

  But they were gonna be like, would you do a comedy pod with her? Not Bad Friends, but you two host like a thing with her? And I was like, no, absolutely not. I mean, I would, no, no fucking way, dude. I don't want any of that shit. I would, it's the same thing with Trump. I don't want him fucking on my show. Why? I don't want them on our show.

• 53:41Sam Morril?

  It is funny that they're looking at comedians to humanize these people.

• 53:44Speaker 02

  Yeah, and I don't want to. These are, they're inhumane. These, these are all terrorists. They're all bad people. I don't want them on my show.

• 53:52Mark Normand?

  I, I agree. And also Kamala's gone. Like, that's not even, she's an afterthought now. So imagine you just had her and now it's all over. It's a waste.

• 53:58Speaker 02

  I just, we were not interested, man. And they said the same thing. They were like, well, what do, what do Trump? I was like, no, dude, we don't want, these aren't our people. Why are we pretending that they're our people? They're not.

• 54:07Mark Normand?

  It's a good point.

• 54:08Speaker 02

  No, I'm not gonna shill for these fucking politicians. No, so no way, never. But that's what, you know, that's what we were, Bob and I talked about, like when we do get offers for guests, sometimes, cause we don't love guests anyway.

• 54:18Mark Normand?

  Mm-hmm.

• 54:18Speaker 02

  Um, sometimes there are people that I'm like, oh, this is them just looking for a come up on our show. They don't like our show or know us.

• 54:24Mark Normand?

  Good point, too.

• 54:25Speaker 02

  Or give a fuck about us. You know what I mean?

• 54:26Sam Morril?

  That is so funny that they kinda have to pretend a little.

• 54:29Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's bullshit.

• 54:30Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 54:30Speaker 02

  But they all do that. You can, you can tell that like, whenever these people go on those shows, not just politicians, but like, super famous big people, they've been slotted into a show. You're like, they don't fucking. Now you're just turning into The Tonight Show.

• 54:42Mark Normand?

  Yes.

• 54:42Speaker 02

  You're just a guest on a couch and the host has to pretend like he loves you and you have to pretend like you love him, even though it's like, we don't fucking know this guy.

• 54:49Mark Normand?

  At least Theo, he gets, he's got some cocaine jokes with Trump. Like, there's some moments.

• 54:53Speaker 02

  That was super fun.

• 54:54Mark Normand?

  See, like, at least he kept it funny and Theo.

• 54:56Speaker 02

  You never did Cocaine Man, dude? Did you ever struggle, dude?

• 55:02Speaker 02

  No, I never touched this stuff.

• 55:06Speaker 02

  Tell you who I did touch, just a list of names of women.

• 55:10Speaker 02

  No, he got to play it up. It was, I mean, you know, but that's for Theo is in that different atmosphere.

• 55:14Mark Normand?

  He really is.

• 55:15Speaker 02

  He's like a conversationalist.

• 55:17Mark Normand?

  Shalhoub, I mean, he's getting A-listers.

• 55:18Speaker 02

  Yeah, so I mean, you know, he's, he's plugged into the, he's plugged into the Hollywood pipeline now.

• 55:23Mark Normand?

  Yeah, he is.

• 55:24Speaker 02

  Bob and I are slime. We're trash. Nobody really wants, like famous people are, we had Cena and Ephron on because I did a movie with those guys and they were cool about it, but

• 55:32Mark Normand?

  Whoa.

• 55:33Speaker 02

  I could tell that the PR people were losing their fucking mind in the room.

• 55:36Mark Normand?

  Really?

• 55:37Speaker 02

  Yeah, because John is super playful and doesn't care and Cena doesn't, I mean, and Ephron doesn't give a fuck either, but their, their room was filled with all their PR people.

• 55:45Mark Normand?

  Ah, I hate that.

• 55:46Speaker 02

  And they were like, very wide eyed.

• 55:49Sam Morril?

  And they're just taking notes, gotta cut this.

• 55:51Speaker 02

  Yeah, well, we didn't have to cut it. They, no, because the boys were like, whatever you guys want in there, because Bobby's gonna be crazy.

• 55:56Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 55:57Speaker 02

  He's gonna ask John Cena if he wants to see his asshole.

• 55:59Mark Normand?

  Yes.

• 56:00Speaker 02

  Leave it in. That's fucking funny, man. Yeah. And also those guys have senses of humor. A lot of people just get bridled by these PR teams that think it's gonna hurt the, the rep of the film. It's like, no, it's not. People want to see him be human.

• 56:11Mark Normand?

  Exactly. And that's why comedy's thriving, because we don't have a fucking PR guy here.

• 56:14Speaker 02

  Right. Well, he is right there. That, yeah, he is.

• 56:16Mark Normand?

  Well, we'll shoot him.

• 56:19Speaker 02

  In the back though, turn around.

• 56:20Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 56:21Speaker 02

  That was cold, man. Why do you shoot him in the back? Just go look at his face. Shoot him in the, shoot him in the front.

• 56:26Sam Morril?

  Yeah. You think he should, he should have a good line?

• 56:28Speaker 02

  That's old western.

• 56:29Sam Morril?

  Get your shine box.

• 56:30Speaker 02

  Yeah. That's old western rules though. You can't, that's old gangster rules too. You can't shoot someone in the back. That's cowardly. Shoot him in the front.

• 56:37Sam Morril?

  This guy's not a gangster.

• 56:38Speaker 02

  Be a gang, yes, he is. That's the most gangster shit on earth.

• 56:40Mark Normand?

  He's a wop.

• 56:41Speaker 02

  To wait all night and then shoot somebody? Yeah.

• 56:43Mark Normand?

  That's a hitman.

• 56:43Speaker 02

  He's a dago.

• 56:44Sam Morril?

  It's a hitman. It's not a gangster.

• 56:45Speaker 02

  Right. But who was the hit plan? Who, who planned the hit?

• 56:48Mark Normand?

  He did.

• 56:48Sam Morril?

  He did.

• 56:48Speaker 02

  Kaiser Permanente, maybe they're fucking, and another health insurance company was like, go get him.

• 56:53Sam Morril?

  Damn.

• 56:54Mark Normand?

  That's your people.

• 56:55Speaker 02

  That's your people.

• 56:56Mark Normand?

  You and Mount Sinai.

• 56:57Sam Morril?

  The Kaisers.

• 57:00Sam Morril?

  I saw someone say like, you tell these kids thoughts and prayers after every school shooting and you expect them to be desensitized, or not to be desensitized to violence.

• 57:10Mark Normand?

  That's true.

• 57:11Speaker 02

  That's actually great. I don't know. That's very, well, they do. They just had a Catholic school shooting two days ago.

• 57:14Mark Normand?

  Another lady.

• 57:15Speaker 02

  In Madison or something.

• 57:16Sam Morril?

  A lady did it.

• 57:17Mark Normand?

  You know, a woman?

• 57:17Speaker 02

  No, no, no.

• 57:18Mark Normand?

  I think it was a woman.

• 57:19Speaker 02

  Oh, what?

• 57:19Mark Normand?

  Yeah, it was a female.

• 57:20Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 57:21Speaker 02

  No way.

• 57:21Mark Normand?

  Samantha something.

• 57:23Speaker 02

  Finally.

• 57:23Sam Morril?

  Sabrina Inescu. She's a good shooter.

• 57:25Speaker 02

  Finally, dude. Finally, they got a woman as a school shooter.

• 57:29Mark Normand?

  The first one was a woman. First school shooting in America was a woman.

• 57:32Sam Morril?

  We never hear about groundbreaking stories like this the other way.

• 57:35Mark Normand?

  Yeah, exactly. She's the Jackie Robinson of shooting kids.

• 57:38Sam Morril?

  First female shooter before our first female president.

• 57:40Mark Normand?

  That's right. Well, we can't have that.

• 57:45Speaker 02

  You're right.

• 57:47Mark Normand?

  Isn't it weird when you get along with a woman? They're like, I don't want a woman president. You're like, but you're a woman.

• 57:51Speaker 02

  It is funny how many women didn't vote for her.

• 57:53Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah. Crazy.

• 57:55Speaker 02

  You thought, they thought, man, the news was like, sure of it. They were like, it's gonna be a landslide.

• 58:01Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 58:01Speaker 02

  And you were like, wrong way. Well, dude, all like The View and all these shows. Yeah, they did. They pushed.

• 58:06Sam Morril?

  That's a, that's a bubble.

• 58:07Speaker 02

  Well, you know what I mean? That's the problem with the media now is like, they're so trapped in their brain. They weren't even, we had one of these betting sites where you could bet on the election. They sponsored one of our shows. And I was cool with it because it wasn't like aligned with a political party. It was just like, bet on the election itself. I was like, that's rad. I think that's, you bet on anything else, why not?

• 58:23Sam Morril?

  I lost 7K on the new comptroller, but you know.

• 58:27Speaker 02

  Yeah, Department of Agriculture, I got clipped on, man. I shouldn't have done that. No, but they, but they were like, they showed the polls on the insides of like what the betting numbers are. Like, they show them on the website.

• 58:36Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 58:36Speaker 02

  But they show them live. It's crazy how many people bet on Trump. Like, the disparity was massive.

• 58:42Mark Normand?

  To lose.

• 58:43Speaker 02

  No, to win.

• 58:43Mark Normand?

  To win. Oh, wow.

• 58:44Speaker 02

  Because the amount of people that were betting were probably betting, were voting for Trump anyway.

• 58:48Mark Normand?

  Exactly.

• 58:48Speaker 02

  So the numbers were so upside down. It was kind of crazy.

• 58:51Mark Normand?

  But Vegas is usually right.

• 58:52Speaker 02

  Vegas is right about sports.

• 58:54Mark Normand?

  Okay.

• 58:54Sam Morril?

  They know something.

• 58:55Speaker 02

  They know, well, they do. I told you, I bet on the under last night on the Bears game and. Just snuck it out. Just snuck it out.

• 59:01Sam Morril?

  They know how to get you too, because I'll have a hot streak where I keep winning and then I just lose and lose and lose.

• 59:06Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's planned. It's perfect.

• 59:08Sam Morril?

  They know how to, they know how to get you excited.

• 59:10Speaker 02

  The only thing they can't, they can't get you on is if you're at a live table game, like, because I, I'm a big blackjack fan.

• 59:15Sam Morril?

  Hmm.

• 59:16Speaker 02

  So live table games, that's, that's you. You can control the rhythm of that.

• 59:19Sam Morril?

  You play on your phone.

• 59:20Speaker 02

  No, no, no, no. I only, I go to the casino, when I go to the casino.

• 59:22Sam Morril?

  You can't do like FanDuel out here, can you?

• 59:24Speaker 02

  You have to go through another site, you have to go through other sites, or you have to have a guy.

• 59:28Sam Morril?

  Old school.

• 59:29Speaker 02

  Yeah, we all have a guy. Everyone's got a guy.

• 59:32Mark Normand?

  You got a Luigi?

• 59:33Speaker 02

  So, yeah, Mario, his brother.

• 59:36Mark Normand?

  He's in the underground.

• 59:37Speaker 02

  No, yeah, you gotta have a little bit of guy, but you can play. There are, there are, there are companies you can play out here. It's just as a little roundabout way of doing it. It's not as direct as when you're in a fully legal state. But the irony is, we have casinos out here.

• 59:49Mark Normand?

  That's true.

• 59:49Speaker 02

  You have to drive into the fucking, into the.

• 59:51Sam Morril?

  We were just talking about that. Mark was saying like, you know, Texas is all about freedom. You got guns, you can't go on fucking porn sites.

• 59:57Speaker 02

  Pornhub, yeah, yeah. Well, just get a VPN, my guy.

• 1:00:00Sam Morril?

  Ooh.

• 1:00:01Speaker 02

  I VPN my phone everywhere I go.

• 1:00:02Sam Morril?

  It's a lot of work.

• 1:00:03Speaker 02

  No, what do you mean? It takes five seconds? You install it, turn it on and off, that's it. It's just an app.

• 1:00:06Mark Normand?

  I can't sign in. Anything with signing in, I'm out.

• 1:00:08Speaker 02

  No, you mean sign into the Pornhub, because they want your license?

• 1:00:11Mark Normand?

  No, no, I mean, anything you have to sign in for, like with a password, I just, I just blank out.

• 1:00:14Speaker 02

  Oh no, VPN, you put it on your phone once, and then that's it. Then all you have to do is click on or off. And here's the wild shit. They integrate it into your phone. So if I go to my settings, look.

• 1:00:23Mark Normand?

  Is it free?

• 1:00:23Speaker 02

  See, it says VPN right there.

• 1:00:25Mark Normand?

  Oh, wow.

• 1:00:25Speaker 02

  I can just turn it on or off, wherever I am.

• 1:00:27Sam Morril?

  Does that work to watch like, sports too?

• 1:00:29Speaker 02

  Anything, everything. I did it, I did it initially so I could stream shit in a local channel if I was out and I wanted to watch.

• 1:00:35Sam Morril?

  In Canada or something.

• 1:00:35Speaker 02

  Yeah. Or, or even if I was like in another state, and you know, they're not going to show like whatever game that I want to watch.

• 1:00:40Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:41Speaker 02

  And I can just VPN it, and I can still get the local feed or whatever.

• 1:00:44Mark Normand?

  Whoa, because Canada, you go there, I'm on the road, they don't have Pandora. They're like, we don't have Pandora or Venmo.

• 1:00:49Speaker 02

  But they blocked it. A lot of them learned. Because I would set my VPN for Chicago. So it says where your set site is and where you really are. And I would set it for Chicago so I could watch Chicago local channels. Some of these streamers caught up.

• 1:00:59Mark Normand?

  Damn.

• 1:01:00Speaker 02

  And they block you now. Because they know, they're like, looks like you're out of your own, whatever.

• 1:01:03Mark Normand?

  Right, right.

• 1:01:04Speaker 02

  I know, dude, like you're not getting enough money from me already. Scam artist. We all thought we were going to save money. We're getting smoked by all these streamers.

• 1:01:11Mark Normand?

  So true.

• 1:01:12Speaker 02

  Whatever, who cares?

• 1:01:13Mark Normand?

  God damn it.

• 1:01:14Speaker 02

  Take it from me, I'm gonna die anyway.

• 1:01:15Mark Normand?

  They're struggling too, these streamers. They're all shelling out money for this movie, that movie, then no one watches it.

• 1:01:20Sam Morril?

  Yeah, I mean, we are in downtown LA.

• 1:01:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, Netflix is not doing that good, huh?

• 1:01:24Mark Normand?

  Yeah, good point. Good point.

• 1:01:26Speaker 02

  No, but they don't care because like, like, Apple is spending more money than ever, but they sell phones. And Amazon is spending more money than ever on TV and film, and they sell fucking paper towels.

• 1:01:34Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:34Speaker 02

  These companies don't give a shit. That's the problem is they couldn't, they're like, no one watched the show. Who fucking cares? Dude, they wanna sell vacuums.

• 1:01:40Sam Morril?

  They really don't give a shit. Anyway, watch my new special, same old, you change on Amazon.

• 1:01:44Speaker 02

  Dude, I'm on Hulu next year, and you know, that same thing. I'm hoping it works, cuz they're new to the comedy thing, to the stand-up world. I don't know.

• 1:01:51Sam Morril?

  I wouldn't wanna be first. I think you're in a good spot, hopefully.

• 1:01:54Speaker 02

  I'm at the end of the year, I'm in September.

• 1:01:55Sam Morril?

  All these big names coming up, and then, you know, you get your fans over there.

• 1:01:59Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm at the, I don't, maybe it's around September, so I don't know the exact, like, month, but I did say, I was like, I don't wanna be at the beginning of the year. Cuz they were like, how fast do you wanna tape? I was like, not fast.

• 1:02:08Mark Normand?

  Shows how cocky Gaffigan is. He's like, I'll go first, fuck it.

• 1:02:11Sam Morril?

  He's got a huge fanbase.

• 1:02:12Mark Normand?

  Huge.

• 1:02:13Speaker 02

  He's also the fucking, that guy's a machine.

• 1:02:15Mark Normand?

  He really is.

• 1:02:16Speaker 02

  He's a machine, dude.

• 1:02:16Mark Normand?

  Clean and just prolific as hell.

• 1:02:19Sam Morril?

  Great comedy.

• 1:02:19Speaker 02

  When you get him one-on-one, too, he, he really does give you a different side of him. I don't know if you've sat with him at the channel.

• 1:02:24Mark Normand?

  Oh, I love behind-the-scenes Gaff.

• 1:02:26Sam Morril?

  My nuts.

• 1:02:26Speaker 02

  Yeah, dude, he'll give you a little flick, dude.

• 1:02:28Mark Normand?

  Grab my pussy.

• 1:02:29Speaker 02

  Little flick in the neck. Oh, your zipper's undone a little bit. Leave it like that, though. I do wanna maybe take a little sneak peek.

• 1:02:35Mark Normand?

  There we go.

• 1:02:36Speaker 02

  Something falls out.

• 1:02:36Mark Normand?

  See the gold bond.

• 1:02:38Speaker 02

  Yeah, you powder every day?

• 1:02:39Mark Normand?

  Not every day, but I'll, I'll get a little swampy, so I throw some real, uh...

• 1:02:43Sam Morril?

  Do you bring it on the road?

• 1:02:44Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:02:44Speaker 02

  Swampy in December?

• 1:02:45Mark Normand?

  It's bad. I'm, I'm bad down, it's all Hunter Biden powder. It's, it's real bad down here.

• 1:02:50Speaker 02

  Where's the laptop, dude? Show us the history.

• 1:02:54Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:54Speaker 02

  I don't do that, I don't do that, cuz after that stuff came out about it giving people fucking cancer.

• 1:02:58Mark Normand?

  What's that now? Your dick can get cancer?

• 1:03:00Speaker 02

  Talcum powder was giving people cancer, right?

• 1:03:02Mark Normand?

  What?

• 1:03:03Speaker 02

  Isn't that a thing?

• 1:03:03Sam Morril?

  God.

• 1:03:04Speaker 02

  No, it was, oh, no, no, you know what it was? Yeah, it was baby powder, talcum powder, baby powder was giving, um, uh, uh, it was something about women. It was either breast can, it was like, uh, no, uterine cancer or something like that.

• 1:03:14Mark Normand?

  Alright, we're good.

• 1:03:15Speaker 02

  No, you're next, dude. Yeah, there was a lawsuit about baby powder.

• 1:03:19Mark Normand?

  That's right.

• 1:03:20Speaker 02

  Bad, it was, it was one of the, one of the powders and it was giving people cancer.

• 1:03:24Sam Morril?

  Remember DePaulo's bit about that, about the playing basketball, put the talcum powder on, I get a nice pancake batter going in my shorts? I go for a layup, a Belgian waffle came out of my pants.

• 1:03:34Speaker 02

  Who was that?

• 1:03:35Sam Morril?

  DePaulo, old Nick DePaulo.

• 1:03:37Mark Normand?

  That's fucking great.

• 1:03:38Speaker 02

  Where's he at?

• 1:03:39Mark Normand?

  He's in Georgia, yeah.

• 1:03:41Speaker 02

  In the south?

• 1:03:41Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:42Speaker 02

  He was a New York guy, right? Forever?

• 1:03:43Mark Normand?

  Big New York guy.

• 1:03:44Sam Morril?

  Boss in the New York.

• 1:03:45Speaker 02

  Sometimes, sometimes they leave. You guys will never leave. You'll never leave New York.

• 1:03:48Sam Morril?

  I don't think so.

• 1:03:49Mark Normand?

  I don't think so.

• 1:03:50Sam Morril?

  I don't think I can, I think I get, I don't think I function well outside there for too long.

• 1:03:54Mark Normand?

  I go back to the south for three days and I'm like, I gotta get the fuck out of here. It's so slow and hot.

• 1:03:59Speaker 02

  I get that. Well, that, that's the south south though.

• 1:04:01Mark Normand?

  That's true.

• 1:04:02Speaker 02

  Like I could do Charleston.

• 1:04:03Mark Normand?

  Charleston's beautiful.

• 1:04:04Sam Morril?

  Will you, will you ever move to New York or is Bobby just keeping you here?

• 1:04:07Speaker 02

  But Bobby's got a grip on me and he will not leave Los Angeles. So if the show ever does-

• 1:04:11Sam Morril?

  Why does he like LA so much? I mean, he's got a sick place.

• 1:04:13Speaker 02

  He's from San Diego.

• 1:04:13Sam Morril?

  Right.

• 1:04:14Mark Normand?

  Oh, there you go.

• 1:04:15Speaker 02

  And he loves Los Angeles because he's a creature of, of habit and comfort, dude. He does, he likes to go to the same restaurants.

• 1:04:21Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:22Speaker 02

  I think we all forget, he's 52 years old.

• 1:04:24Mark Normand?

  Well, he can't even drop Kalila.

• 1:04:29Speaker 02

  He likes, he likes what he likes, dude. But he just is a creature of, of habit and comfort. So, you know, I get it. But we're also working on other stuff now, which is kind of fun. We were doing like Bad Friends productions now.

• 1:04:39Sam Morril?

  But it's fun to make shit and we got stand up and you know.

• 1:04:42Speaker 02

  Well, that's why I want to keep making it on our own dime. I was like, let's just produce and finance it ourselves. Because then it's on us to make the money back.

• 1:04:49Mark Normand?

  I agree.

• 1:04:49Speaker 02

  Then the risk is higher, but it's so much better reward than going through the system.

• 1:04:53Mark Normand?

  Yes, and it moves faster. The system's a nightmare.

• 1:04:56Speaker 02

  We did, we had a meeting last night, like we, we saw the space, we're lining up the, lining up all the people that are gonna be a part of it. So it's like, we, we're in control.

• 1:05:02Sam Morril?

  Would you ever do like a live action movie with Bobby? Cause I could see that.

• 1:05:06Speaker 02

  Yeah, we try, we keep trying, man. We've had a couple of people pitch us on stuff, but like, it's gotta be a really good story because, you know, nowadays, everything is inundated with fucking superhero stuff.

• 1:05:15Mark Normand?

  I know, the movies are tough now, but we're trying to make one and it's a, it's a process.

• 1:05:19Speaker 02

  It is a grind, but I mean, I think people do want us because they see us in these worlds. They want us to do the other thing.

• 1:05:24Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:25Speaker 02

  I think people don't know how hard it is to make it.

• 1:05:27Mark Normand?

  I know.

• 1:05:27Sam Morril?

  They know, they see what's out there.

• 1:05:29Speaker 02

  It just takes a lot of work to make something. It's so many moving pieces and fucking, it's hard.

• 1:05:34Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:34Speaker 02

  We'll try, we'll try and, we're trying.

• 1:05:35Mark Normand?

  We're trying, goddammit.

• 1:05:37Speaker 02

  When is the taping? Tonight?

• 1:05:38Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:39Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 1:05:39Sam Morril?

  Yeah, we're gonna hit the sauna.

• 1:05:40Speaker 02

  Should I go?

• 1:05:42Mark Normand?

  Hey, we'd love to have you, but you know, Tim Dunne's there, Jeff Ross, it's a fun hang.

• 1:05:46Speaker 02

  Oh, never mind then.

• 1:05:48Speaker 02

  Maybe I should go, seriously, if it's-

• 1:05:50Sam Morril?

  Town's character is really funny, it's gonna be really good.

• 1:05:52Mark Normand?

  He kills it.

• 1:05:53Speaker 02

  Well, he's not playing, he's doing something, he's not doing himself.

• 1:05:56Sam Morril?

  He's a character.

• 1:05:58Speaker 02

  Come on, dude.

• 1:05:59Mark Normand?

  Thank you.

• 1:05:59Speaker 02

  Don't squeeze.

• 1:06:00Sam Morril?

  They're getting weaker, he's running out of steam.

• 1:06:01Mark Normand?

  That's true.

• 1:06:02Speaker 02

  Yeah, man.

• 1:06:03Mark Normand?

  Show's wrapping up.

• 1:06:03Speaker 02

  It's not like you're used to, man.

• 1:06:05Mark Normand?

  My butt is loose.

• 1:06:07Sam Morril?

  You on the road, you on any dates to play or anything?

• 1:06:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm doing, um, I do, I start the year off, I got, I have two months left until I tape my special. Uh, and I do, uh, Chicago Theater is my first one back.

• 1:06:18Mark Normand?

  Woo, just did it, what a room.

• 1:06:20Speaker 02

  It's so fun, man.

• 1:06:21Mark Normand?

  What a room.

• 1:06:22Speaker 02

  It's so fun to go back home and to do it, it like feels so-

• 1:06:24Mark Normand?

  Yes.

• 1:06:25Speaker 02

  Something about going home. So I do Chicago Theater, and then I do, uh, Durham and Charleston. I'm playing the Beacon in New York, for all you New York fans, you guys gotta come by.

• 1:06:36Mark Normand?

  I'll be there.

• 1:06:36Speaker 02

  I'm playing the Beacon, I'm playing the Met in Philly.

• 1:06:39Mark Normand?

  Wow.

• 1:06:39Speaker 02

  I'm doing four shows in Minneapolis, I'm doing two in San Francisco, two in San Diego.

• 1:06:44Sam Morril?

  Great, great cities.

• 1:06:45Speaker 02

  So come out and see me, at andrewsantino.com. I love, um, this will be the end of a tour for me for a long time, I won't be able to tour for a while, we're gonna be working on shit, so.

• 1:06:53Mark Normand?

  I'm putting Minneapolis in like the top 10 comedy cities. No one talks about it, it's such a great comedy town.

• 1:06:59Speaker 02

  Oh dude, I think, well, I'm, I guess, you know, we'll say it now, is that I'm doing four shows there, we're just announcing a four show, and I'm gonna, I'm filming my special there.

• 1:07:07Mark Normand?

  Oh, there you go.

• 1:07:07Sam Morril?

  In Minneapolis?

• 1:07:08Speaker 02

  Yeah, Minneapolis.

• 1:07:08Sam Morril?

  Are you filming four?

• 1:07:09Speaker 02

  I'm filming four.

• 1:07:10Mark Normand?

  Smart.

• 1:07:11Sam Morril?

  That's what I did.

• 1:07:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm filming four, but I'm doing it two different ways. So the first night is one way, and the second night's a different way.

• 1:07:16Sam Morril?

  Second night is a woman.

• 1:07:17Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's right, yeah, it's me. It's me as a school shooter.

• 1:07:21Speaker 02

  So it'll be, yeah, it'll be great, I'm filming it, uh, two different ways, uh, using two different teams, which is kind of a stupid idea, but-

• 1:07:27Mark Normand?

  Interesting.

• 1:07:28Speaker 02

  Yeah, you'll see when it comes out, it'll be, I'm just, I just visually, I want, I have an idea of like what I think would be cool to, to watch, cause the jokes are bad, so come out and see me- At andrewsantino.com.

• 1:07:37Sam Morril?

  It's gonna be awesome.

• 1:07:38Mark Normand?

  Does that mean you're changing the order? Is that what you mean by that?

• 1:07:40Speaker 02

  No, no, no, I'm physically filming it different, I'm having like a different camera crew, and a different director, like-

• 1:07:44Mark Normand?

  I think this is smart.

• 1:07:45Speaker 02

  I'm physically doing it different twice, so the first two shows are gonna be one way, the second two shows are gonna be another way, for the crowd- It won't mean anything. It'll be the same set, same hour and 15 or whatever, but visually at home when it's done, they'll see how different it looked. They both look different.

• 1:08:01Mark Normand?

  Alright.

• 1:08:02Sam Morril?

  You know, like maybe cut back and forth a little?

• 1:08:03Speaker 02

  I don't know. I'm gonna try. We're gonna figure it out. I just, I just had this idea to do it this way. And then if it works, great. And if not, we'll just leave it to traditional. You know what I mean? Like it's kind of a win-win for me to just be like, we'll play with it. It's my money. I'm fucking, who cares? It's like, I might as well try.

• 1:08:16Mark Normand?

  Love it.

• 1:08:17Speaker 02

  You know?

• 1:08:17Mark Normand?

  This is smart. Yeah. Get innovative. Get weird.

• 1:08:19Speaker 02

  We might as well. Maybe I'll come tonight, but what time? Six?

• 1:08:22Mark Normand?

  Eight.

• 1:08:22Sam Morril?

  Eight.

• 1:08:23Mark Normand?

  No pressure. I mean, it's a taping. You know how that is. You gotta clap.

• 1:08:25Sam Morril?

  You saw our horse shit last night.

• 1:08:27Speaker 02

  Yeah, but maybe I'll just kid up with an agent and just come backstage with you guys and just fuck around backstage.

• 1:08:31Mark Normand?

  Hang out.

• 1:08:32Speaker 02

  That would be better. I don't want to be in the crowd because then I'll

• 1:08:34Mark Normand?

  No, no.

• 1:08:35Speaker 02

  It'll be too, uh,

• 1:08:36Mark Normand?

  It's a lot of work.

• 1:08:36Speaker 02

  Yeah, it'll be a lot. It is, it is work to be in the crowd.

• 1:08:38Mark Normand?

  It's a lot of work.

• 1:08:39Speaker 02

  It's funny. They're like, be, be alert, be awake, take a break. Now we're doing a reset.

• 1:08:43Sam Morril?

  Yeah, but we're grateful for those people.

• 1:08:45Speaker 02

  A hundred percent true. We need them. Well, they want to see the thing live. It's cool to like, watch the process as an artist.

• 1:08:49Sam Morril?

  Dude, Sam Black, audience, remember she

• 1:08:51Mark Normand?

  Oh, Samantha Black.

• 1:08:53Sam Morril?

  She would get you all the audience.

• 1:08:54Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:08:54Sam Morril?

  At the show. She's awesome. Old school New York woman. Dude, she would make sure that you wouldn't fuck up the taping. She's so intimidating. Someone held in a pee that they peed their pants during a Jezzlinic taping.

• 1:09:05Speaker 02

  That's awesome.

• 1:09:06Sam Morril?

  So she's like, you can't get up right now. And the guy's like, huh, just fucking pissed.

• 1:09:09Speaker 02

  Isn't that the, isn't, didn't she do our half hours?

• 1:09:12Mark Normand?

  Yes.

• 1:09:13Speaker 02

  Yeah. I was like, the name is so familiar. She did the half hours with a

• 1:09:15Mark Normand?

  Pee'd himself. Wow.

• 1:09:16Sam Morril?

  Pee'd himself.

• 1:09:17Mark Normand?

  I did that at R. Kelly's show.

• 1:09:19Speaker 02

  Jezzlinic is that good, huh?

• 1:09:20Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:21Speaker 02

  Pee'd himself.

• 1:09:22Mark Normand?

  Pee'd my pants.

• 1:09:23Speaker 02

  Some of you in the audience might even piss your pants.

• 1:09:30Mark Normand?

  Lip wrist. Yeah, his special was great.

• 1:09:34Sam Morril?

  Funny dude.

• 1:09:35Mark Normand?

  I liked it.

• 1:09:35Speaker 02

  I didn't see it. I don't, specials are hard to watch now.

• 1:09:38Mark Normand?

  They're hard to watch.

• 1:09:38Speaker 02

  I just can't do it. Even my good friends, I'm like, I'll see it. I'll see it at some point.

• 1:09:42Mark Normand?

  Yes.

• 1:09:43Speaker 02

  But I can't watch them right away because I get the anxiety. It's hard. I get anxious for some reason.

• 1:09:47Sam Morril?

  Work to watch.

• 1:09:47Speaker 02

  It is.

• 1:09:48Mark Normand?

  Chunks. You do it in chunks. That's the move.

• 1:09:49Speaker 02

  Do it in chunks, baby.

• 1:09:50Mark Normand?

  Alright, well, hey, where are you? You got, you got a special coming out?

• 1:09:53Speaker 02

  Special coming out at the end of the year, next year. And come, go to andrewsantino.com. Go see me live. I want to sell out the Beacon so bad.

• 1:09:59Mark Normand?

  You'll sell.

• 1:09:59Sam Morril?

  You're going there, dude.

• 1:10:00Mark Normand?

  Hell, yeah. And check out Bad Friends, of course.

• 1:10:02Speaker 02

  Check out the Bad Friends podcast and Whiskey Ginger. Check them both out. Uh, these guys have been on it. They've been on all of it. But you have been on Bad. You guys didn't do Bad together, did you?

• 1:10:09Sam Morril?

  Have us on Bad together.

• 1:10:10Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's right. That's right.

• 1:10:12Sam Morril?

  We should do it together.

• 1:10:13Mark Normand?

  Love to do Bad. No pressure.

• 1:10:14Speaker 02

  You know, we'd love to have you always. Thank you, boys.

• 1:10:17Mark Normand?

  Thank you, Andrew.

• 1:10:18Sam Morril?

  Thank you, dude.

• 1:10:19Mark Normand?

  Comedy. Hey, what an app. Boy, Santino's the man.

• 1:10:23Sam Morril?

  Love it.

• 1:10:24Mark Normand?

  Great stuff, and where are you gonna be?

• 1:10:27Sam Morril?

  I got, uh, well, I just finished San Antonio, I guess, so I will be at Liberty Township, Ohio, the January 10th and 11th. I will be in Pittsburgh, January 23rd through 25th, and then the theaters start. Charlotte, Richmond, Philadelphia, DC, Bethlehem, Tulsa, Austin, Dallas, Houston, NOLA, your town, Memphis, Knoxville, one of the best theaters, Nashville, Birmingham, Atlanta, Durham, these are all consecutive, all in February, too.

• 1:10:54Mark Normand?

  Hell, yeah.

• 1:10:55Sam Morril?

  And then we got, like, New Haven, Providence, Portsmouth, added a second show there, thank you, Portsmouth, Portland, Maine, Burlington, Vermont, Montreal, Toronto, Buffalo, Albany, Columbus, I mean, it goes on and on, samaral.com/shows, or follow us on Punch Up,

• 1:11:08Mark Normand?

  Yes.

• 1:11:09Sam Morril?

  punchup.live/samaral, punchup.live/marknormand.

• 1:11:13Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:11:14Sam Morril?

  What do you got coming up?

• 1:11:15Mark Normand?

  Right now, I'm in Houston, Texas, then Phoenix, then Addison Improv in Dallas.

• 1:11:21Sam Morril?

  It's a fun one.

• 1:11:22Mark Normand?

  Great little run of the South, and then I'm going to Asheville to make up a date because of the hurricane. Asheville, North Carolina, love that town, and then ending it all on the Ryman, baby.

• 1:11:34Sam Morril?

  One of the best.

• 1:11:35Mark Normand?

  One of the best in Nashville, can't wait, and then I'm going back to Europe and Australia at some point, so...

• 1:11:40Sam Morril?

  Whoa, that fucking flight, dude.

• 1:11:43Mark Normand?

  I know.

• 1:11:44Sam Morril?

  The flight back, it's gonna get ya.

• 1:11:45Mark Normand?

  It kills ya, and then the time change.

• 1:11:47Sam Morril?

  Can I tell you something, by the way? We didn't do this peeve, but feel this. How fucking bad are these fucking pillows?

• 1:11:52Mark Normand?

  Flimsy, there's nothing there.

• 1:11:54Sam Morril?

  There's no next support.

• 1:11:55Mark Normand?

  I know, look at this.

• 1:11:56Sam Morril?

  Fucking nothing, this is bullshit. Every hotel, listen, instead of eight shitty pillows, one decent one.

• 1:12:04Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:04Sam Morril?

  Just one.

• 1:12:05Mark Normand?

  Enough with the jizz stains, Jesus.

• 1:12:07Sam Morril?

  I know, I'm sorry, I was horny.

• 1:12:10Mark Normand?

  But, yeah, get some better pillows, get the, hit up Mike Lindell, whatever his name is.

• 1:12:16Sam Morril?

  All right, love you guys. Bodega Cat's blowing up, for sure. I don't know why I said it's doing okay, I'm tired, I'm jet lagged, we're crushing, this is blowing up everywhere, all the clubs are buying it up, we're popping up in bars and steak houses, bodagacatwhiskey.com, and lots of cool stuff coming with this, so stay tuned.

• 1:12:34Mark Normand?

  Yeah, hear, hear.

• 1:12:35Sam Morril?

  I hate when people say, "Stay tuned."

• 1:12:36Mark Normand?

  Eh, we'll back it up.

• 1:12:37Sam Morril?

  It's so douche, though.

• 1:12:39Mark Normand?

  To be continued.

• 1:12:39Sam Morril?

  Big announcement coming, those posts?

• 1:12:41Mark Normand?

  Yeah, oh, I hate that, and it's never big, it's always like, "Oh, I'm getting divorced."

• 1:12:49Mark Normand?

  Actually, that would actually be pretty exciting. Yeah, but it's not big for us. Yeah, right. All right, we'll see you all hell.

• 1:12:54Speaker 03

  Sunday's the day for my next offender. I bit a peewareck, you know the future's close. I've had a little too much bourbon and Norman's talking shit about the fucking Pope. And I get down in the same way. Up on the roof like the cops coming and naked Samuel is feeling dangerous. I'm out to lunch here in New Orleans. This woman doesn't look like I remember her. And I get down in the same way. We might be true.